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Is There a "War on Christmas"?
one of the most "much ado about nothing" debates I have ever seen. Christmas is by far thew biggest holiday in the US. So much so that the state of our economy is hopelessly attached to the success of the great Christmas shopping deluge. Christians just seem to like ignoring the fact that in this country they are the overwhelming majority. next thing they will claim that oxygen as a...
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Garlic keeps vampires away, but alas it attracts Frenchmen. What can I use to keep both vampires and Frenchmen away?
deodorant
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You pick up 3 hitchhikers and you realize they're zombies. Where do they want rides to?
an all you can eat brain buffet
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What's the worst song that could be played at a funeral?
"I Saw Your Mommy" by Suicidal Tendencies
Yesterday as I went out of the house
I saw a body lying down quiet as a mouse
She was lying face down in the sewer
What you do-I got up closer and realized that I knew her
What you see-All her organs coming from her inside
That's nasty-Slashed up skin, sliced-up hide
Tell me some more-Turned her over and saw
the tire tracks on...
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Does Obama want to throw 75% of the white population into Stalinist gulags operated by the Black Panther Party?
no..he wants to stick his winkie in your mommy's doody hole
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Is there any way to get over being depressed?
yes
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Another fantasy football question-which of these guys should I drop? Steve Slaton, Carson Palmer, Mark Sanchez, Antonio Gates, Johnny Knox or Mike Sims-Walker. I need to make room for another wide receiver.
sims-walker is probably having the best fantasy year of that group so don;'t drop him.
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What instrument would you not expect to hear in a rock & roll song?
the persian ney
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True or False - Omission is not a lie?
depends on the circumstances and situation. Omission of something that would be expected to be revealed by any reasonable standard is definitely a lie. AN example of this would be a person telling his or her spouse they were out with a friend and not mentioning they were engaging in sex with that friend. Omitting that you were captain of the debating team in high school when asked about...
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At what age should we 'Just Grow Up! '
conception. i'm sick of these immature embryos!
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If only the strongest survive, is compassion weakness?
"only the strongest survive" is a myth. There are plenty of species that breed via deception and the "weak" often propagate themselves. In addition, compassion and strength are not mutually exclusive traits.
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Why do parents think they deserve "tax breaks" for having children? Seriously, people should pay MORE taxes if they have children! Here's an analogy - think of society like a neighborhood picnic and if you bring 4 kids, you should pay more, not less!
probably for the same reason people toss question marks into rants and post them as questions
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At long last, is this finally the end of the global warming hoax?
http://blogs.telegraph.co.uk/news/jamesdelingpole/100017393/climategate-the-final-nail-in-the-coffin-of-anthropogenic-global-warming/
I think people latch on to what they want to believe, ignoring things that support the opposite argument. Applies to both sides and you certainly give an example of such. Nothing will convince you that there is any validity to global warming so you will ignore anything in favor and jump anytime this sort of thing pops up. To be fair, fervent believers in global warming do the same thing.
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All non-Christians are fools, for they deny the existence of the Biblical God (Pslam 14:1). What do you think?
i think if there is a hell, judgmental cocksuckers will be the first to go. funny thing about your question is that the book you quote is a Jewish book and the authors would not have a clue as to what a Christian is.
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After reading the bible I couldn't believe it was inspired by god, it seems to primitive and cruel, has anyone else had this experience?
i came to that conclusion early, but ignored it for years in an attempt to make myself believe nonsense.
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What is the opposite of time? (2009-11-29)
that's kind of like asking what's the opposite of "temperature". In science fiction the term "anti-time" has been thrown around but is not based on any known facts
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What is the source of Evil? Is it present in everyone?
constipation. Yes
Seriously, "evil" is a construct that shifts in meaning depending on perspective. It is certainly not a black and white concept based on specific actions or thoughts. Each culture throughout the ages defines and redefines evil according to the religious and philosophical climate at the time and even within limited boundaries, it is hard to get consensus on...
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Would you remain a loyal member of a church that preaches against scientific medicine which you know sustains your life?
you could compromise and be a "disloyal" member
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What is the best thing about India?
This
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If there is no solution, what do you do?
i have no idea because there is always a solution
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Is Al Jolson considered to be a racist?
no way to know for sure, but there are many reports of him being less racist than his contemporaries.
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Omg, do you know how sexy you look to me, right now?
I have some idea.
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Im 17 and people say I look like im 14/15 which I kind of do. Is this a bad or a good thing? I honestly don't know.
It's not necessarily bad or good. It just what apparently is the truth for now. Teen develop at different rates so it is nothing to be concerned about. If you looked like you were 5 or 65 that would be an issue. If you are perfectly healthy otherwise, don't worry about it too much.
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Which religion rejects the theory of reincarnation?
Abrahamic faiths do not embrace such beliefs. Some religions hint at the possibility but don't spell it out. many simply don't address the issue at all.
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What is the republican view on the death penalty?
kill kill kill...particularly if they are poor or minority
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Whats this you did not get married in a church? Ok so where did you say, I do, then?
in a court house
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What are all the good uses of oatmeal other than eating it.
makes a good facial scrub
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I HAVE A VERY SHARP PAIN IN MY LEFT SIDE RIGHT BELOW MY RIB CAGE WHAT COULD IT BE?
Looks like a bad case of typing in all caps syndrome. You should see a proctologist immediately.
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Which is the creepiest music video you have seen?
Don't come around here no more by Tom Petty and the heartbreakers:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b5H0wUo37RY
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Today is Major Tom's birthday and we are having a party. Would you like to come and help us celebrate? He really needs to know we care about him on this, his special day.
Happy birthday!
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How can 4 guys not older than 50 at the time of filming, be called the "Original" Kings of Comedy?
I'm guessing that the word "original" was used more along the lines of "unique" than "first".
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Will The Cleavland Cavaliers win it all now that they have Shaq?
Nope. Shaq was a shadow of himself three years ago. he still has flashes of his self, but he can be a liability at times.
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How did early humans keep their fingernails and toenails short before we invented tools?
Good question. I am sure the basic day to day activities without modern conveniences naturally wore down nails.
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Why does jesus have 'christ' as his last name??? :-?
Christ is not a last name. It's a gang affiliation. Seriously, it is more like a title
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Can we trust the Muslims in our Military?
about as much as I trust Christians with guns. Anyone who passionately believes in mythical beings to the point of fantacism is a potential timebomb. We have seen it time and time again throughout history. From human sacrifice, to witch burning, to terrorism, people have been killing for religion for milleniums. Why our society pretends that muslims have the market cornered when it comes to...
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Can Muslims in America be trusted to adhere to American policy even when it conflicts with Allah?
So, when's the klan rally?
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What is the difference between "drawing" and "sketching"?
although they are often used interchangeably, there is a slight difference. Sketching is fast, freehand drawing, without the use of tools like rulers, curves, etc. Sketching is a form of drawing but not vice verse.
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How good is the GIMP?
Depends on what you are using it for. For general purpose image editing for material that will be used mostly for the web, it will work for most things. If you do major print work, forget it. It does not have CMYK colorspace. Lack of adjustment layers makes it pretty much useless for professional design workflow as well. In a nutshell, it is the best free image editor for amateur use you...
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Do you agree with Obama's socialist agenda of redistribution of wealth by over-taxing the wealthy and giving it to the middle-class and poor through tax breaks?
Tee-hee...loaded questions amuse me
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Would you be willing to pay $6000 for surgery if your 6-year old son needed an open heart surgery to survive?
is there anyone who would actually say no?
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Who's going to hell?
All who do not kiss Hank's ass
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Can I marry Damien from The Omen and Pip from Great Expectations?
sure. you go do that.
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50% of the Obama healthcare package has passed. our only hope is the Senate. better have all your needed surgeries before its signed into law. if not, you may not make it till its your turn. why is this happening?
So, you are telling me that i should go deep into debt to have surgery in order to avoid the possibility of paying less? Your fear mongering would be more effective if the US were currently among the elite when it comes to healthcare.
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Why are people attracted to things that bounce?
because it reminds them of titties
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What is Germany most famous for?
unfortunately, WWII
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Should you believe everything you hear about the Bible?
makes great rolling paper in a pinch. Believe that!
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How do you know the Bible is authentic and legitimate?
because of the way my butt glows when i wipe with it
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How do you feel when you see a video like this see link
Like buying extra marshmallows. That one guy was damn calm for a guy on fire.
Honestly, the comments on the page are far more disturbing and show how racist our country still is.
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What do you do for a living?
co-star of a live donkey show in Meh-he-co
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Who do you think is the most sarcastic person on A.B. ?? and do you like that form of wit !! i do,,,
Talimze is definitely up there: http://www.answerbag.com/profile/?id=122634
she rocks
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Who agrees with me that George W. Bush was the greatest president in United States history?
LMAO. good one
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Does God have dirty mind?
of course. What kind of guy designs chickens to have sex and defecate from the same hole?
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Would you vote for a candidate who worked as a pole dancer?
possibly. It depends on factors like whether she was dancing on a pole 30 years ago or last week.
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Where can i find google earth free download
This is so going to blow your mind:
http://www.google.com/intl/en/options/
How bizarre is it that they have it on their own site?
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What's wrong with Greta Van Sustren's face? Did she have a stroke or something?
It's a side effect of douchey bitch disease. She can't help it. have some compassion
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Mac, or PC?
Why did you chose which one you chose? How long have you been either a mac, or a pc user. If you have recently switched to one from the other, why did you decide to do so?
I use PC (and linux). No real benefit for me to spend more for a Mac so i can be like the trendy pothead looking dude in the commercials.
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Do you find many questions on ab funny?
I find most of the answers and comments hilarious.
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Why is the god in the first testament so different from the god in the second one?
Because the people who made up the one in the old testament were very different culturally and linguistically to the people who made up the one in the new testament.
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Why do people masterbathe
um..because they like soap and water
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How can we cleanse our souls to enter Heaven?
oxyclean
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What if there were no religions? Would the world be a better place to live in?
who knows. I'm sure humans would find other reasons to hate and discriminate. We already know it's very possible to have dogma and bizarre behavior without religion. Religion just makes those things easier by collecting all the rules in a centralized way.
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How much of our actions are dictated by Destiny? Are we the masters of our destiny?
I had a one night stand with a woman named "Destiny" once. I would say that accounted for a fraction of a percent of my life.
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What is the last thing you did that ended with the letters "ING"? (Mine:Typing)
reading
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Should Muslims be taken/recruited in the US army?
is this question to be followed by "Should darkies be allowed to ride in the front of the bus?"
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Does anyone practice Thelema?
No, but I would so smash Thelma from Good Times. I bet her hoo-hoo is Dyn-o-mite!
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Why do people worship satan?
Why do people worship anything? Actual worship of Satan is not very common. Those who do, obviously have a very different take on him than what is presented in the Bible.
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Abortion. A sin or not?
i don't believe in sin, so i just call it good old fashioned fun! :)
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Have you ever heard about Sri Lanka?
They used to have nice wild life reserves.
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What is the most hated religion
Judaism. The irony is that the people who hate jews the most are the people belonging to religions stolen from Judaism.
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Does it come as a surprise to anyone with a brain that the ft hood shooter is a muslim?
doesn't surprise me. It wouldn't surprise me if he had been Christian or atheist either. It would likely have only surprised me if he was a religion that is firmly committed to peace like a Jain or Quaker. We have had many mass shootings in this country committed by people of various faiths. It didn't shock me that the guy who killed that abortion doctor was a Christian. If...
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Why am I getting so much hate on here? Should I just leave? Would the site be better off without me?
D-R-A-M-A Q-U-E-E-N
I don't know you.
I doubt people on here care enough about you to actually hate you. I certainly don't
This question is absolute 1st class attention whoring and I feel zero sympathy.
I'm guessing that, like most people who cry "they hate me", you are probably mean as hell to others and then cry the moment it gets turned back.
Nobody...
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Do you think people who give abortions should be murdered?
I think they should get medals of honor and this is coming from a fetal point of view :)
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Do you think there should be a constitutional amendment allowing states to ban any and/or all forms of birth control?
so much for that "there's no such thing as a stupid question" cliche
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Does Rod Stewart make you want to invest in automatic weaponry?
I actually like him better now than i did in his heyday. The transition to old standards crooner seems to work for him. It somehow seems more graceful than some of the stuff put out by some of the relics still trying to relive their heydays.
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Can the human race ever come together and worship One God?
The people who already claim to worship the same God now can't quite agree what that God is like. The prognosis of the 35,000 plus denominations of Christianity alone has little chance of ever agreeing. Let alone all the people outside of that. religion is too easy to customize to ever have consensus. It's like asking will we all agree on a favorite color or favorite song.
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How do you reply to someone who always says, "Good grief!"?
"Of all the Charlie Browns, you're the Charlie Brownest"
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ICY is officially a SWAMI!!!! Please will you join me in CoNgRaTuLaTiNG her on this GREAT accomplishment!!!! YAY Icy! YOU GO GIRL!!!!!
congrats , icy :)
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US Soldiers have only managed to do 2 things in Afghanistan: Protecting the most corrupt government on earth (Karzai), and protecting the opium harvest, source of 93% of the world's heroin (link).
ALthough I kind of agree...this isn't a question.
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How did you decide what your fake name would be (the one you're using on this site, for example)? Was it inspired in part by your real name, or is it completely different?
This my real name. Those wacky hippy parents! My last name is Lipschitz, btw
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Our Avatars are advertisements for us. Question is...are they advertising who we are or who we want others to believe we are? Is it "truth in advertising" or "false advertising/ bait and switch?"
You got me! I'm pulling the wool over people's eyes by passing myself off as a fetus when I'm actually in the third trimester of development.
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AB user, Major Tom, lost his wife Megan to an accident involving a bus, just 8 hours ago. Would you join me in expressing our condolences to him on the loss of his life partner just when he was planning his retirement with her in 2 years time?
My heart truly goes out to him. I understand his pain better than most. *hugs*
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On youtube like 6 or more people have said terrilbe things about my drawings :( what do I do? I tried to not listen to them but more people keeps coming and saying more mean things help!! what do I do? :'(
To me there two simple options:
1) grow thicker skin (who gives flea's testicle what some anonymous untalented sphincter sniffers think?)
or
2) disable comments until you can handle assholes.
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I don't get it...is posi-trolling good or bad?
Like most things , some consider it bad and some consider it good
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Is it against the rules on here to use vulger words on here
fuck yeah
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Was the gunning down and murder of 13 people in fort Knox the fruit of Islam?
The answer to this probably depends on political/social leanings:
To the right-wing christian type, it is "the fruit of islam"
To the anti-gun type it is "the fruit of guns being too easily accessible"
To some it is a "the fruit of failure of the military to properly screen people".
To the far left it is a the "fruit of anger of oppressed...
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Whos more afraid to DIE a Christian or Atheist?
Christians certainly fear what's next more, but the actual fear of dying itself varies widely by person. Instinctively we all (for the most part) have at least a basic fear of death even if it is just the self preservation instinct. To make something so universal a Christian versus Atheist thing is kind of pointless.
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What is more beneficial overall when taken everyday, garlic or ginkgo biloba?
I'm guessing garlic since the benefits of ginko are far more disputed.
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How sleepy are you at the moment?
unfortunately, not in the slightest
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My friend weareallhypocrites is finally back after taking a very long break. His clever and hilarious answers are still intact. :) Would you please help me welcome him back?
awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww i'm all choked up anshit!!
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How would feel, and how do you think you would react, if the incident described in the linked story happened to you, and YOU were one of the folks doing the mourning, over the loss of a loved one?
i would feel relieved but sad for the family of the actual victim. More than likely would laugh about it once the shock wore off.
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Have you ever taken a "Think Test"? Tell me how you do.
19
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Whats your favorite little debbie snack?
frosted fudge cakes
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Is God bound by the laws of physics? Surely if he is not then the universe would just implode
If God was bound by anything, he would not be God but simply a very powerful being bound by a power he has no dominion over.
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I will always remember Michael jackson holding his baby upside down by one leg off a balcony, what a guy. What will you remember him for?
I'm going to remember him for being a great entertainer, weirdo and the time he allegedly sucked that kid's cack
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When you accuse someone of being gay/homosexual/lesbian, is your intention to flatter, insult, or simply to attract attention? If I were to call you a "homo" would you be flattered or upset?
I don't usually accuse people of being gay. If I state it, it is either because I believe it to be true based on facts that indicate so or to get under the skin of the extremely homophobic. If you called me a homo, I would just laugh.
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So the boy usually asks the girl out, but what do lesbians do?
they ask girls out
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If our calendar is based on the birth of Jesus, shouldn't Christmas and New Years be the same day?
Our calendar is not based on the birth of Jesus
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Protocol dictates that you introduce a person of "lesser" status to the person of higher status. A captian is introduced to a gerneral, a child to an adult, etc. What would be the proper procedure for introducing the GF/mistresss and the wife?
"bitches, introduce yourselves."?
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How exactly does this fit into God's plan?
It's how god meant double penetration to be achieved. The porn industry defied his will.
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Atheists-Do you hate God or is it that you just dont want to believe in Him? Is this your Ego?
Any atheist that "hates God" is obviously not an atheist. Atheists don't believe in God for the same reason you don't believe in the tooth fairy. they simply find the idea absurd and don't. It never fails to amaze me that theists (particularly Christians0 constantly perpetuate the silly idea that atheists somehow secretly believe in god.
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Final Cut Express or Adobe Premiere Pro? I was thinking of starting editing videos; which one of these is better?
"Better" is truly a matter of preference. The best editing software is the one that YOU feel most comfortable with. Final Cut Express has less features that Premiere Pro but that is because they are not comparable products. Final Cut Pro is more on par with Premiere Pro. With that said, I suspect if you may get better results on a program specifically written for Mac (I assume you...
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Do non-English-speaking European countries have their own rock music universes, or is there a strong English-language rock factor? Or do they just stick with polka music or something?
They play rock in English and their native languages. They also play various traditional music and many embrace new genres from their own country as well as others.
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Will you all help me convince dear sweet Munchkin to come back? she is a treasure, and will be missed. no pts please.
i don't know her but...
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How do you break up two people when you KNOW FOR A FACT one of them wants out. they just dont have the heart to do it, they feel like there is something to hold onto but they cant find it.
i would mind my own fuckin' business. Just a suggestion.
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What would you say to a person who groups terrorism, homosexuality and Darwinism in the same category, insinuating all were evil? I know a person who does, a catholic. :( no offense to catholics seriously
I would probably say nothing to that person unless i had to. Conversation with religious or political ideologues tend to be pointless.
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If I put a knife in my heart, committed suicide right on the stage, would it be enough for your cheating heart?
is the knife rusty?
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Is there a way I dub cassette tapes to computer for cd burning?
just run a y cable into the line-in jack on your computer and use audio editing software to record.
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Is Jesus alive today?
yup and his chevy truck is parked in my spot
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How can we prove that Canada actually exists?
Canada is a myth perpetuated by the lawn gnomes as a distraction.
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What's not worth crying over?
Finding an insect in your food. It's low fat and high in protein.
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Who was I before I was Chris Hansen? Go!
Jesus
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Do you believe in God? Please state where you are from! Thanks.
nope. Seattle-ish. WA USA
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Atheists: How do you explain changed lives? (Lives transformed by Jesus)
The same way I explain lives transformed by Allah, Krishna, Dianetics and damn near any other "miracle" in the world. I have known many people who swear by any number of things they claim transformed their lives and their stories are no less sincere sounding. I had a friend who completely changed his life after converting to Islam. The fact that the change is real does not make his...
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Athiests: What would you have said to Jesus?
Can i get sloppy seconds on Mary Magdalene ?
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Atheists-Do you hate God or is it that you just dont want to believe in Him? Is this your Ego?
my nuts are looking myighty lovely this time of year. i truly think i have fall nuts
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What will improve with ASP.NET 4.0? Am I going to have to buy Visual Studio again at full price to get the upgrade to 4.0?
i have an unused copy of a version of visual studio.net of it that i might sell
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Why does God hate all the fun stuff?
God doesn't hate fun stuff. It's people who hate fun stuff and blame it on God
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Was Mccarthyism appropriate or inappropriate for the time it occured?
is idiocy ever appropriate?
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Which of the following does Pres. Obama consider too big to fail: SEIU, AFL-CIO, UAW, ACORN?
my cack is considered too big to fail.
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"Suck _____________________________________!!" (fill in the blank please *giggles*)
santorum
http://www.spreadingsantorum.com/
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Who remembers "What's My Line?" Let's play it! We have to guess what each other's occupation is (or whatever occ you choose.) See answer for instructions. Just post an answer with your username and it shall begin.
weareallhypocrites
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Did you used to be devoted to one political ideology but make a major change at some point? Did anything in particular make you decide to change?
i have always found political ideology to be yucky and over the course of ,my lifetime, I find that to be more true than ever.
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If i gave you money will the make you happy? (if so for how long?)
The act itself would not "make me happy", but it would certainly be appreciated and help foster the kind of positive thoughts that contribute to happiness. In the end though, my happiness would be a result of my choice to be happy or not. Bottom line is miserable people tend to be miserable with or without money. Happy people tend to find that silver lining regardless of financial...
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Why are liberals so much fun to laugh at?
for the same reason conservatives are fun to laugh at; ideologues are misguided and think their side is somehow 100% right in all situations.
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Did you ever want to tell someone to leave the drama with their momma?
no. That would be unfair to the momma.
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Does Snickers satisfy you?
a gentleman never tells
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I beleive the only reason Obama is currently presedent is because of the thrill of him being the first African-American. I dont think the people honestly thought about what he is trying to do for the country. Oppinions? No haters k thnx.
LMAO at a person asking a question that is "hating on someone" requesting that there be "no haters". So, "hating" is only ok if it agrees with your opinion? Hell, this isn't really a question. It's a dumbass statement in which you tack on "opinions?" to gain response to a statement. Did you vote based on race? If not, how could you possibly...
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Do pretty girls make you nervous?
yes..i always fear there is a greater chance someone will keep looking for the body when she goes missing.
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Do you think Sharia law is just misunderstood?
hmmm...inm the same sense that buttfucking squirrels is misunderstood. I'm sure someone can find a "good reason" why it has benefits, but I'll still pass.
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If God knows all past and future, then he knows who is going to heaven or hell anyway. So why the 'free will' game?
To make you biotches beg!
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Atheist what do you think of these famous scientist believing in a devine creator?
1) i see you are still a moron
2) some on that list are false. Einstein was agnostic at best and resented theists taking his words out of context to suggest he believed in god. He stated on moire than one occasion when cornered that he in no way shape or form believed in a personal God.
3) you could list a million scientist that believed in God and it would still get you no closer to...
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Here's a flash from the past. Did you ever see the movie "The Fish that Saved Pittsburgh"?
yes. i liked it then, but not sure if i would like it now
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Would you kindly downrate this question as much as possible?
oh, what the hell. everybody needs a goal -5
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If a black person wants to kill you in the street for your Air Jordan shoes are you racist to fight back? They why do people believe Americans "racist" for wanting to fight back against the Muslims?
shitty analogy and if you actually believe it is valid then there is no point in telling you why it's so terrible.
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Gay marriage should not be put up to referendum because the majority does not get to dictate whether or not a minority can have restricted freedoms. Don't you agree?
i find the idea that civil rights can be put to a vote abominable
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I desire to have the most downrated question on Answerbag. Is this a pretty stupid desire?
You need to work harder to get downrated. I'm not going to just give you my precious DR. earn it! brag about your raping of orphan smack addicts. post videos of you beating old women. stop being lazy and be abominable!
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Whats the last thing you bought and brought home in a bag?
dead baby. what? like i'm the only one!
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Did MC Hammer have any hits outside of "U Can't Touch This"?
Yes:
Although that is the hit he is most know for, he had several top 40 hits like "Too Legit to quit". The man sold millions of albums. I was never a fan but can't deny success. The fact that he blew all the money does not take away from that. "Pray" actually charted higher than "U can't touch this", making it to #2
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If Jehovah is the Almighty, and the one that was pierced, and the one that is coming, in Rev 1:7-8, why is the message of the entire Bible that Jesus was the one that was pierced and is the One coming?
i saw something about a pierced guy coming and laughed too hard to answer the question. sorry
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Do you think AB users should have one permanent user name?
I can't say that i ever gave a shit enough to think about it. Why should i care if anyone changes their name?
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Would knowing that a person had or influenced a previous partner to have an abortion affect your opinion of them?
i think it dependsa on the circumstances and how they went about it. If they told some crackhead with ten kids already that she should consider the option , I i might think they were trying to help. On the other hand, of they stand outside of OB/GYN offices with a box of coat-hangers and a shit eating grin, I might wonder frown upon that ...after I stopped laughing.
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Have you ever been propositioned by a member of your own gender?
yes...I'm shexy like that. When I was younger and far more homophobic, i would get offended, but it does not bother me. They can't help it. They can sense the magic of my penis
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What do guys really look for in girls? Personality or looks?
their penises
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Do You Find That NO MATTER How You Answer A Question ; That there Is Always Someone Who Will Act Like You Don'T Know What You Are Talking About, and TRY To Correct You?
yup. I usually tell those types to chew dookie
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Do you agree that the best way to get over someone is to get under someone else?
Nope. It can be a distraction for the moment and maybe even fun, but won't contribute one bit to you getting over the person.
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This is an adult question: ive been with my husband for 9 years and i want to blow his mind..we have already done the "porn star" we have done it all..the only things that are forbidden is additional people and animals..be explicit.
Give him "The Emperor's Crown". It requires three women., one sits on his face, one sits on his penis and the other sucks his balls or ass. Supposedly, from the side it looks like a crown.
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Name the top 5 ways you would not want to die.
1. drowning in a vat of boiling camel smegma
2. Forced to inhale an oxygen tank filled with dog farts
3. sever constipation
4. ebola
5. extreme boredom
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Is barack obama ever going to do anything.
he's going to spooge in your eye ..yes he can
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Elvis is the Father of Rock as ...............is the Father of Jazz and the Blues?
Hard to compare since Elvis is in no way the father of Rock. he was arguably it's poster child and biggest star, but hard to be father of something that was already gaining popularity by the time you came along. The question is further complicated by you including jazz and blues together. I could throw out names like Jelly Roll Morton who could definitely claim heavy influence for both,...
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When Christians say that the Bible is the "word of God," how do they know?
because gawd will shrink their winkies if they dare say otherwise
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Do you think that public nudity should be illegal?
wtf is wrong with you guys? Nudity is awesome. Y'all gay.
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There can be only one. So who's it gonna be?
Me. I like you, but if it came down to it, I would eat your spleen and giggle my ass off.
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Who is a great for a nobel peace prize, someone who has really made a difference.
Tania Derveaux. She ran for office on the promise of giving out 40,000 blowjobs. That is probably more of a direct gesture towards world peace than all the political lies.
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What is the secret to winning your heart?
there is no secret. my gf did it by simply being herself
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Does Barack Obama deserve a Nobell Peace prize, be honest.
NOBODY "deserves" it . The nobel peace prize is a bullshit feelgood award that has nothing to do with merit. Like most awards based on subjective and nebulous criteria, people who dislike the person will cry they don't deserve it and and those who support that person will claim it is well desrved. Looking at the people who responded "no", every singel one of them so...
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What is the worst thing you could say to a celebrity?
"I just violated your dead granny.. can you autograph this used condom for my scrapbook?"
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Name a word that starts with the letter O.
orgasm
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Jesus Christ will take your ONE question tomorrow, what will it be?
Was Mary Magdalene down with anal?
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Why Did Man Invent God?
because that shit is funny
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Are the American people fairly conservative or fairly liberal?
Most Americans are "fairly" hypocrites and are conservative... except when it comes to things that effect their lifestyle. To put it in perspective, this is a country where your average guy at the nudie bar claims to be a Christian.
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Long ago, I was gazing off into the distance and saw someone's shoe, and *really*saw it - it was like all other shoes I'd ever seen were just a label reading "shoe" but I was really seeing a true shoe for the first time. Am I enlightened?
you like shoes, huh?
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True or false? Liberals tend to be less tolerant of opinions of others than conservatives are?
eff liberals and conservatives in th A
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I cheated on my boyfriend of 11 months. I told him about it and he said that he would give it a chance. Tonight he came in, after 3 weeks of us making a go of it and said that it was too hard. I love him so much. How do I win him back?
Give him time. It is common for the cheater to be "so sorry" and then repeat the same behavior. His trust is gone. Trust takes time to be regained. Tell him you want to regain his trust but understand why it is gone. He may need some space and for you to take a few steps back from the relationship while you re-earn is trust as a friend.
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Have you ever lived in an Area where there was a large KKK contingent?
yup. I live in the US
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Those who voted FOR our current President: so far, has his administration given you what you voted for?
I voted for lesser of two shitty choices and got just that. I had very little expectation for Obama other than him not being McCain.
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I can talk to the dead how about you?
Yes, but they never answer.
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Richard Simmons is definitely weird but I believe he's quite harmless and probably a REALLY nice guy. If you saw Richard Simmons getting beat up or bullied if would you try to help him out especially considering he probably wouldn't hit anyone back?
I have met Richard Simmons. He is so NOT passive. He has a temper and would not likely stand there getting bullied. With that said, I would help most anyone I saw in an unfair situation.
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Just WHY would anyone with ANY intelligence at all, "stick a feather in his hat, and call it Macaroni?" That makes ZERO SENSE! Explain it to me, please.
Macaroni was a slang expression during that time that was similar to calling something high fashion, so a his act would be the equivalent of someone someone today adding a slight change to an ordinary accessory and calling it haute couture. Still a silly song but that is the meaning of it more or less.
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Do you think about your own death? What do you think?
not really. It seems like an unhealthy thing to think about since it is one of the things we have least control over. I would rather focus on things that stimulate me or that i have some measure of control over.
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If you contracted cancer, would you fight, even if the odds were not in your favor? Why or why not?
Cancer is too unpredictable to make decisions based strictly on odds. I have seen healthy people die and people go through multiple stints of hospice and live. The worse that can happen if you fight and lose is that you end up right where you were. Fuck odds
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So...If I sold my soul to the devil am I doomed to hell?
no, you are dommed to hang out with my satanic ex wife.
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Do you worry excessively about things?
nope. it's pointless. whatever one is worrying about is never fixed by worrying.
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How's your self esteem today?
great. I rock!
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Everyone has something they'd like to "do over." What's yours?
The times when i unintentionally hurt those dear to me.
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Why is Spike Lee having a "birthday party" for Michael Jackson when he is dead is not getting any older?
For the same reason we have several federal holidays honoring the birthdays of people have been dead for years and even centuries. People like reasons to celebrate and will take any reasons. Birthdays tend to work. This is a world who's biggest single annual celebration is for the "birthday" of a figure who it is not universally acknowledged to have actually existed and...
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What's your favorite fighting technique?
throw poop at them. always catches them offguard.
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Why do Catholics confess their sins to a priest - why not just confess them to God in your prayers? What powers of forgiveness does a priest have that God doesn't have?
because they like to give priests juicy stories to whack off to so they don't have to blow lil boys' backs out
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If im having a three sum with two girls, is it bad to use the same condom on both of them?
if you are trying to protect them , yes. If you only care about protecting you, then it matters not.
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What would be a good slogan for God?
"kiss my ass or suffer forever!"
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Well for eight years we had freedom of Speech and now Obama seeks to silence it with a Czar how will we be able to stop his plan?
I underestimated Bush. I had no idea he invented Freedom of Speech. The irony in all of these "we have lost our freedom of speech" rants on AB is that your very post indicates that even idiots are pretty much to say whatever they want.
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Why do people keep erroneously referring to Barack Obama as the first BLACK president? No disrespect intended, but he is only 50% black and had a Caucasian mother, which makes him our first-ever MULATTO president.
Because this country implemented the "one drop" rule centuries ago and have kept it up for the most part. Anyone who was part black was considered black even if they looked Caucasian. "Black" in out country stopped being synonymous with being 100% descended from Africans probably the moment the first slave master impregnated a slave. This prevented the illegitimate...
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What is Maryann in True Blood?
she is a maenad. They were female followers of the God Dionysus.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maenad
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If you knew that a black guy was being kind of "tight" with his money, would you ask him why he was being so "NIGGARDLY?" (A Florida teacher asked that of a black student and was almost fired, until folks learned that stingy = niggardly.)
Yes, niggardly in and of itself is not a racist word. Many words, in and of themselves are not racist by definition (spear chucker by literal meaning is merely descriptive, but good luck arguing that one), but used in a racially sensitive society will come off as racist regardless. I do question whether the teacher was trying to fly one under the radar because of the fact that niggardly is an...
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Whats the last movie you watched?
District 9. It was damn good
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I was quite surprised to find out that the "Sticky & Sweet" tour became the highest grossing tour by a single artist ever. So does this mean that Madonna really is more popular now than ever before?
not necessarily. It does mean she knows how to put on a successful tour and to maximize revenue. Sometimes labels like "highest grossing ever" are misleading since they don't blatantly point out that ticket prices have skyrocketed. Older artists of Madonna's fame tend to sell out concerts regardless of current overall popularity. This feat can just as easily be replaced...
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People are very divided upon hearing about the death of Senator Ted Kennedy. Do you see him as a great American or a scoundrel?
neither. i saw him as a long tenured senator who did his share of good (at least good intentions) and also had his share of gaffes. The tendency to either demonize or canonize as a saint every figure is one of the reason our country is so hopelessly divided.
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If Rosie O'Donnell and her girlfriend made a sex tape, would you watch it? Be honest now.
hell, I would produce and direct it!
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Do you think blasphemers should have their tongues cut out? Why or why not?
only if fanatics have their uvulas yanked out
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Why do evangelists talk to Catholics about "becoming a Christian"? I mean, Catholics believe in Christ, aren't they Christians already?
i suppose "they are dumbasses" is too simplistic?
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Why don't Christians consider logic as important?
Not a fair questions. Christians, on most issues are no more or less logical than anyone else. SOME Chrisyians ignore logic when it conflicts with their faith, but that makes them no different than any other segment of society when ti comes to beliefs they hold dear. Look at the many illogical statements made by people from various political camps.
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â—„ Do we have a freedom of speech? â–º Does it only apply to our liberal media which can trash whoever they want and get away?? . When Glenn Beck called Obama a racist he got into trouble.
I thought all American people have this right.
Do you understand what "freedom of speech" is? Glenn Beck says whatever he wants and gets paid well to do it. He's not being arrested or even harassed by the government. There are many countries where he would be beheaded for constantly saying hateful things about it's leaders. Freedom of speech does not mean one is free from criticism of what you choose to air publicly....
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One of the World Greatest oppressors died yesterday he made us slaves to the Government throught crazy taxation will you miss him?
do you miss sanity?
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Why did Barack Obama win the election?
poor competition. The Republicans were doomed from the start by a poor economy after 8 years of Bush. Among the Democrats, the only two major contenders shot themselves in the foot early on. I'm sure if Hillary had a time machine, she would have not let Obama get out to such a big lead and would likely be president now.
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Does back child support need to be pay if one has not had any vists from child even if the divcore ssaid vist where unsupervied in the last 10 years
yes. Child support and visitation are treated completely separately.
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What's the worst movie you ever paid to see?
The remake of the wickerman. I was angry that movie was so bad.
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Are you completely sane?
sanity is just deluded insanity
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Have you been told on AB that you're going to go to hell?
yes. it tickles me
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Name one thing which nature produces which also has financial worth to us humans
water
precious metals
food animals
animals used for other profitable products (fur)
trees
plants
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What comes to mind when i say "True Blood"?
sookie sookie *said with Bill voice*
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My dog Spunky, approx age 13, has been breathing erractically the last couple of days, any suggestion here?
Are there any weather conditions like extreme heat that may be contributing to this? If not, you may want to have your vet look into the possibility of congestive heart issues. I have a friend that has a dog around the same age who started breathing erratically and it turned out to be heart issues. She was given medication that cleared it up.
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I don't believe children should be taken to Church/Temple until they are teenagers when they can decide for themselves if they want to go? Do you agree with me?
I disagree. Church serves more than the obvious purpose of faith. Your logic would basically mean that participation in all social events be held off until they are teens.
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Afghanistan permits Shia men to deny their wives food and sustenance if they refuse to obey their husbands' sexual demands. Legitimate cultural difference or sign of deepseated misogony? See LINK:
both. Misogyny is deeply seated in Abrahamic religions, especially Islam.
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Is Albert Pujols overrated?
Not at all. The guy is a beats and a consistent one at that. I think when you are as good as he is, there will always be some backlash. I saw some reader on ESPN"s comments call Jeter an average hitter, which is hysterical because Jeter has a lifetime .316 average, which is very far from being average.
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(my friend) Has finally let go of the affair she had for many years. Now she is upset because reality has set in.. He never contacted her after she said she couldn't do the affair anymore.. How can you have sex that long w/o feelings?
maybe he thought it was best not to have contact with her because it might make it more difficult to let go. I was involved in an affair wit ha married woman long ago and every time we "ended it" and tried to stay in touch, we ended up resuming it. Sometimes you need a clean break with no contact.
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What was the best year or day of your life and why?
when my children were born
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Is there a simple plug-and-play slide scanner that I can use to scan my old 35 mm slides into digital format?
I don't know of an inexpensive one. The consumer versions are AWFUL. The pro models are too costly for something you are not likely to use once you get all your slides scanned. It may be more cost effective to fins a quality lab that will scan them all at a bulk rate.
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Do you like seeded rolls / bread or unseeded?
hard to choose.overall, i think seeded ones are better but i like variety
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Can you name a film where one of the main characters is a dog or rat?
Charlotte's Web
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Do you always have what your friends like to drink (Booze, Wine or Beer) available at your home at all times for when they come over?
Nope. I don't drink much and learned long ago that being the guy with the always stocked bar meant being the guy to host all the alcoholics. If I am having company, I may get something I know that company enjoys, but I certainly have no cause to keep booze on hand for random visits.
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If I wanted to dress up as God for Halloween, what would that entail exactly?
Drag queen version of Hitler
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How appalled would America's Founding Fathers be if they saw all of the illiterate questions and answers on here? They used to speak so eloquently back then...
Actually, I have read journals from colonial times and they were not all that eloquent. The illiteracy rate was much higher then and the language of common people was proportional to the education offered.. Comparing the writings of educated aristocrats like many of our founding fathers with average people is kind of unfair.
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How can one claim to be a Patriot and still follow meekly under the direction our Government is taking us? Should the word "Patriot" be redefined?
It was redefined a long time ago."patriot" has degenerated into a bullshit political word that has come to mean "people who I agree with".
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Do you believe every road leads to God?I do,one for heaven and one for the judgement of hell.So I do believe evry road does lead to God.What do you think?
All roads actually lead to some variation of fast food.
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Has US politics always had its nasty side?
More than likely, although i think it is starting to reach new lows.
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What's the first thing that comes to mind when you hear "honey, we need to talk" from your s/o?
"I'm about to hear some ole bullshit. Must escape. Must escape!"
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Who was your favorite character to play as in the original Street Fighter II?
regular, it was chun . turbo, it was vega. I liked shanking people
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What if your refrigerator was haunted and started chasing you all over the place in the middle of the night?
LMAO. I doubt mine has to chase me. We can work things out.
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If one night, before bed you looked at yourself in the mirror, and instead of seeing your reflection, you just saw what would seem to be your own skull, how would you react?
After I made sure I did not accidentally ingest LSD, I would try to take a picture
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Can I whisper sweet nothings in your ear?
sure, but I;'ll probably laugh at you.
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What's the first step in taking over the world?
for me, it was being born.
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Is Palin's Schlafly-style fear rhetoric ethical politics? See LINK:
Palin's lack of knowledge on issues reduces her to such absurd but effective tactics.
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Google web search given shot of Caffeine. Do you think Google can beat Bing long term? See LINK:
I don't think Google has much to fear at the moment. Bing is more style than substance at the moment.
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Rush Limbaugh's historical analogies are racism in disguise. Agree? See LINK:
Rush is considered by (imo) the majority of black Americans to be racist disguise or not. If there is an issue involving race, it is guranteed that Rush will be on the side that is against blacks. There are times when he creates them like when he chose, out of the blue to attack Donovan Mcnabb for being black.
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What's your view on the "Healthcare issue at hand"...government or Not?
People who live in industrialized nations with socialized medicine seem to be better off than our current system. For every Canadian I have seen paraded by right wing fear mongers who claims they hate their system, I have known exponentially more Canadians who prefer their system to ours.
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Why did God create flies?
Because God loves Fly fishing.
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Do you believe in evolution because of the fossil record?
The fossil record is part of why I believe, but it would not make much difference if it did not exist since the genetic trail is more compelling.
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If a person can't believe in the bible or the people that wrote it, what does a person have to believe in?
The Muslims would say the quaran, and that's just one of infinite answers.
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Would you prefer to watch Chris Rock or Eddie Murphy?
Hard to compare since they reached their peaks at very different times. Chris Rock's humor would probably not have worked as well in the 80's when Eddie was supreme. This is a tough one. Eddie, in his prime was more effective at gut busting laughter, but Chris' humor is far more intelligent. If it's a standup routine in modern times, Chris. If it's to watch one of...
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Would you rather watch Robin Williams or Eddie Murphy?
as an actor in a film, Robin. as a stand-up comedian, Eddie in his prime was superior.
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Is it more heroic for an Atheist to risk his life to save someone since he knows that he will not go to heaven?
Nope. Heroes tend to act. Sometimes it is not so much about being "brave" , but being in the right place at the right time. Many heroes are accidental. regardless of how, I doubt that much thought goes into it concerning potential divine rewards.
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Why is American beer so awful?
American beers vary. Microbrews and mainstream beers are like night and day
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Why is Twitter unavailable today - August 6th, 2009?
twitter got hacked
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Why is Alcohol legal? When everything you do impaired so like being is public is illegal? on that same note how can you legalize pot for the same reasoning?
because alcohol is much easier to tax the hell out of than pot. pot grows very easily . if it were legal, fields of the stuff would be everywhere. An absolute idiot could grow decent pot by just throwing some seeds in his yard and waiting. Quality alcohol requires skills that can be regulated and controlled.
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Why when someone takes a stand on something are they called opinionated and close minded? Is it offensive to be settled in what you stand for or does openminded mean you really dont know what you stand for?It could change with new next thing?
It is not considered to be firm in your beliefs and opinionated. It crosses the line to being offensive when one insists that their opinion is fact and attempts to force others to share their opinion. Attempts to legislate morality are prime examples of that. Many open minded people hold very strong opinions but they accept the fact that opinions are going to vary and that their opinion is...
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This question won't leave me alone: Can nothingness ever actually exist? Even If there is a primal void of "nothing" existed wouldn't that still be something? The void itself is something right?
Part of the problem is that you are thinking of these things as if the words themselves alter the purpose of the existence of such words. "The void itself is something right?" Void as typically used is more of a description of a lack of anything than a noun that has any tangibility as an entity itself.
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What is one subject you think should be banned from video games?
infant anal rape
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If same-sex relationships (even marriage) are legally acceptable, should laws and moral feelings about incestuous relationships still apply, such as between consenting adult same-sex relatives?
technically, incest is legal in most (if not all) states. One simply cannot get married.
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Which religion do you feel is the best? How spiritual are you?
Subgenius is best.
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Who on The Food Network has the best personality/best cook/best recipes? (More than one answer is okay)
Rachel
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Do you respect every of the religion?
no. there are religions that teach hate and killing those different than you.
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Obama is recruiting the US citizens to spy on each other. Does this not remind you of when Hitler recruited the German citizens to spy on one another?
no more than the patriot act did.
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Would would like to buy one of my Obama Bumper Sticker Remover that I am selling?
if you are really the seller, I did not take you for such a religious nut. I'm disappointed
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God is...?
imaginary
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Why isn't a college degree required to become a real estate agent in the US?
most sales positions require no degree. The great salesman does not rely on academic knowledge.
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How about a game of I never? I'll start. I never killed anyone.
Despite the rumors, I have never had sex with Beyonce
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Have you ever done "the Bartman" dance? When and where?
long ago among friends
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Do you think they should recriminalize adultery?
That's working out for them really well in the middle east: http://www.rawa.org/stoned.htm
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Is it true that liberals are led by their emotions and not by facts?
I'm sure some are. i know some are not. It is human nature to respond to emotion. People who NEVER display emotion are somewhat creepy. I have met idealistic liberals who want the world to be a hugfest, yet I know liberals who are very Spock like types who rely almost solely on logic. i find conservatives are just as likely to rely on emotion and at times , more so due to the religious...
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What song has these lyrics I keep hearing in my head "cause we're living in a world of fools"?
How Deep IS Your Love by the Bee Gees
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Why do banks have overdraft fees?
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Is Modern Religion, Teaching Man About the Power of God Given to Him Through God?
nope. to sum modern religion into one small, generic description would be absurd because there are so many religions with limitless varieties of belief.
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Creationism says that everything was created by a god who "just did it". How does that answer the question of how the universe, us and everything got here?
by giving them a repetitive mantra that is untestable and lacking in details. It gives the church a big fat "because we said so" to rely on to suppress anyone who challenges the church's authority.
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Why do people use the word "cheating" when they mean "adultery"? Is it because "adultery" sounds worse than just "cheating"?
i don't think one sounds worse than the other. "adultery" sounds more religious, but certainly not worse. besides, cheating applies more universally. Cheating applies to married and unmarried couples and thus is used more.
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Would you vote for a president who isn't Christian?
yes
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Which mythological creature do you like better, Jesus or Allah?
Jesus. I'm all for guys who make wine for the masses.
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Why do most Global Warming alarmists oppose nuclear power?
are they?
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Was Emmet Smith the best running back of all time?
There are several I would rate as better :
(in no particular order)
Barry Sanders
Jim Brown
Eric Dickerson
OJ Simpson
Walter Payton
Earl Campbell
and possibly Ladamlian Tomlinson
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As far back as the Ancients, there is evidence that people drank wine. Do you think it was pretty much like it is now, or was it more like plain grape juice?
during the course of written history, wine has always meant an alcoholic beverage. The "wine was grape juice" revisionist bullshit is from nutcase fanatics who use orwellian tactics to delude themselves into believing that Jesus did not drink and distribute alcohol.
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My unbelieving partner has left our marriage after over thirty years. What will happen to him after death? Will I see him again in the afterlife, or will he be condemned?
the same thing will happen to him that will happen to you. You will decay and feed the worms.
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I say "tuna." Some people say "tuna fish." Isn't that a redundancy?
it's kind of like saying puppy dog
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Will Democrats and Republicans ever realize that we are on the same side?
I suspect many of them know that but it is to their benefit to keep playing the division card. They have a bizarre symbiotic relationship that ensures they both keep sharing power. If they got too cozy, it would open up opportunities fr third parties and neither of them want that.
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Michael Jackson recently died, incase you didn't know, and now his products are skyrocketing, why aren't Billy Mays or Farah Fawcett products doing the same?
Considering that Neither Billy or Farah had many products to begin with compared to MJ, it would be unlikely change now. Billy was a pitchman for the products of others. It's not like people were buying Billy Mays posters at any point. Farah's body of work and popularity compared to MJ is not even a contest. MJ memorabilia and albums were already big sellers, even at his low...
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Name something dangerous which can fit in the typical pants pocket other than a gun or knife
c4
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I AM NOW AN EXPERT! YAY! does any one else think this is awesome?
awesome!
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Fox News Channel commentator Glenn Beck says he believes President Obama is a racist. He said Obama has exposed himself as a person with "a deep-seated hatred for whites". Do you think that is true?
Coming from a guy who's religion taught that blacks were cursed for most of it's existence, including a good chunk of his lifetime, all I can do is laugh at the irony.
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Why do people ask for proof of God's existence? Isn't that like asking for proof that you've ever been happy or sad? Are they expecting something like a photo of an old guy in a chair sitting on a cloud?
1. People ask for proof of any exceptionally outrageous claim that i made. If make a press conference announcing I can fly, I better be prepared to prove it.
2. No, it is not. The arbitrary names that we have given emotions are things that humanity universally agrees exists. They are also poor things to compare because nobody has ever killed people on a wide scale to prove any emotion...
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What do you think about muslims?
on average, Muslims are easier to get along with than Christians, but they tend to equal out when you get to the fanatics.
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I have had many a discussion at work regarding whether or not motorsports are sports. Forget the dictionary definition, how do you define "sport?"
i define a sport as a competitive activity that requires athletic ability and has a definitive end result that can be determined solely by the participants. I consider contests that are solely decided by judges as contests of skill and talent that require athletic ability, but not sports. Boxing qualifies because a knockout can instantly eliminate the judging factor. Gymnastics and figure...
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Why are republicans always white haired old goats, and democrats young hip socialites?
The democrats have plenty of white haired old goats
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Should Michael Vick get another chance to play in the NFL? Or, Is killing Dogs for fun (money) just too Evil to allow a second chance?
As much as i love dogs, the man lost over 100 million and 2 years of his prime years in his occupation. That's more than enough People who murder people are not banned from their profession for life. No matter how well Vick does, he is past the stage where he will be able to ever earn a 100+ million contract. Collectively, we have some bizarre rules about animals anyway.Dogs and wolves...
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What would you do if you saw your very own image in your french toast?
start my own religion
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Georges mother on Sienfeld walked in and found George playing with himself. She told him that his body was not an amusement park. Was she right or wrong?
I can't imagine George having many featured attractions but everyone has a right to touch themselves.
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Which is more addictive coffee, tobacco, alcohol, sex or drug?
from what i have witnessed tobacco
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Today I was thinking. Can water be its own parable of perfection? From the purest form...it can fall to become polluted and dirty...but with great diligence, distance, tribulation...and through many forms once again become clean and pure? thoughts?
schmee's been hitting the hydro!! :) seriously though. Interesting thought.
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Would you be able to be a medical examiner? (as in be able to be around that everyday etc.)
sure. The shock wears off relatively quicklyly.
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How come my feedback keeps telling me I have comments but their just the old ones I've already read?
feedback has been wonky for months. my light is always on.
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Do you tell your partner "I love you" every day? What about the others in your life..do you regularly let them know that you love them?
I tell my special one i love her daily. I tell my children i love them daily as well.
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Why do banks have overdraft fees?
it's a great way to make extra income for them
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Do you belive that what was found in Turkey in Jude Mountain is really the Noah Ark?
no. that particular one has been debunked many times
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Why is a publicly admitted atheist in high office an improbability if done through elections even though most of the public are not bible thumping Christians?
Although the majority are not fanatical in their beliefs, the majority still are theists to some degree. Christians, even no bible thumping ones, are still more likely to vote for Christians.
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Does anyone know when the raptur will happen for sure
it happened last week. sorry you missed it
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What do you know about Islam?
I know that islam is a monotheistic religion that was founded by a pedophile and borrowing heavily from Judaism.
I also know that Islam is, like all other Abrahamic religions, among the most misogynistic faiths in the world.
Aside from that, I have known a lot of cool muslims. Most are reasonable until you have religious disagreement with them.
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What position is the Republican Party taking on health care reform?
the same position they take on anything not aimed at big business interests; NO
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Why is it the Mormons believes having black skin is a curse from god?
The Curse of Ham was used by more than Mormons:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Curse_of_Ham
The Mormons just held onto it a longer time. Mormonism happened to form when that idea was par for the course in most American branches of Christianity. I know black people had "loving Jesus" beaten into them, but make no mistake, Christianity was highly racist for most of it's...
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What would you do if you saw the image of Jesus Christ in your french toast?
I would butter syrup Jesus' ass and eat him.
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Who is the greatest southern rock band?
Lynrd Skynard
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My girlfriend slept with someone else. Everytime i ask a qustion about it now she says that shes told me everything and im to believe her or its over. Is there more to what really went on? What do i do? I love her but id rather loose her than be lied to.
Stop being a schmuck. Dump her.
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What would you do if God appeared to you?
put the bong down and swear off the stuff for good!
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Would you assume that a Satanist is evil?
No. Since most Satanists are not of the theistic variety, I dismiss the Christian concept of Satanism and judge based on their individual merits. Even the ones who practice theistic Satanism have a different take on Satan and see him as good. In that sense, they are no different than any other religion that worships ad different God than the "traditional" God of Abrahamic faiths....
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How do you really feel when you see an interacial couple?(i.e. black and white) Remember this is the internet and you will not be judged!
It's so common where i live that I rarely notice unless there is something odd in general about the couple. Considering most relationships fail miserably, it seems pointless to put that much thought into somebody else's business.
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Atheists , what is it you lose if you believe in god?
Evidently one loses the ability to notice that pascal's wager, no matter how you word it is still absurd. I have nothing tangible to lose by believing in fairies, reptile men, and an endless list of other things just as silly to me as the concept of the Abrahamic God. However, believing in such things certainly opens the door to:
1. being lighter in the wallet since many religions...
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Would you say that Zoroastrianism is the mother from which all religions sprung? Please provide an explanation for your answer.
No way. It definitely had a profound effect on Judaism (and by proxy Islam and Christianity), but that leaves tons of other religions that are completely unrelated to it.
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I get the wonderful oportunity , once again, to invite you all to congratulate CharlieGirlIsMuchBetterABHappyAgainLOL in making it to Maestro - will you join me?
congrats! :) It gives me an excuse to post this although it has nothing to do with you! I'm sure we could rework the words to fit you
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What should NOT be done during a Honeymoon?
catching up with your ex to reminisce about those great times you had before you got with your new spouse.
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Dracula vs. Blacula?
Blacula was so bad it was good!!
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Who's your favorite director of all time?
It's between Tim Burton, David Lynch and Alfred Hitchcock for me.
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Who is your favourite non American actress?
Penelope Cruz
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What should be the punishments for adultery?
as blackberry already pointed out. The punitive damage one gets from court is already enough.
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What's your favorite part of your S.O.'s body?
her brain. She's brilliant
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If you kiss your aunt on the mouth by mistake... is that okay?
It depends. Weere you fingering her while this "accidental" kiss occurred? That makes a slight difference.
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What has Australia given to the world?
Didn't they give us Olivia Neutered John?
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Do you have sympathy for someone who is bipolar but refuses help? Please explain your answer.
I have sympathy because I know a lot of bipolar people. One of the common issues with bipolar people is tha tthey have a tendency to think they are ok and not needing meds. Truth be told, in that moment they believe that because in that moment they feel normal and that they have it under control. The next manic episode catches them and everybody else offguard. It's a sad pattern. Many...
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Jadey is now a maestro. Who would like to join me at a party in her honour?
I was going to strip for ya, but my gf's already pissed at me, so I will just say congrats! Sorry about that!
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Has anyone ever asked you if you are gay? Were they direct about it?
A guy who was trying to hit on me asked me. Honestly, my first instinct was to be offended but then he said his question was a case of wishful thinking. I said no and we both had a laugh about it.
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Do people remain the same or what makes them change if they do? Why do Obama people follow him like lambs? Don't you know he's cheating your children?
worst case scenario
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Do you like your neighbors? Do they like you?
for the most part, my neighbors love me. I fix their computers and I am extremely nice to them and their families. Even the neighbor i threatened with a machete likes me a lot. Decent group of people around here.
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What was the last thing you purchased on-line?
books
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What would the world be like without microwave ovens?
eating better food
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What's your favourite Tom Hanks' Movie?
Forrest Gump with Bachelor Party in 2nd
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I was a good person as people would tell me. the point is i went bad. i kept repenting to allah but i went back to doing the haram. i swore in allahs name i wouldnt do it and kept doing it. what should i do? it seems pointless i keep lying to myself.
never mind. i mixed up words. good luck with that. You can always come to the conclusion that it's all BS and enjoy life, but i suppose you wouldn't be asking this question.
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What does "Repent" mean?
It's like sucking cack, except it's not called that when you do it to god.
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What do you think is the most skillful sport in the World and why?
Extreme Bocce
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Were you ever a Julia Childs fan?
I loved Juilia Child
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Is the sky cloudy where you are right now?
nope . clear, sunny and hot!
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Would you be offended if told you that I thought you were an a*s?
nope. hard to offend me, although I would be surprised it was coming from you since you wuv me :(
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North Korea is going to breed giant (over 20 lb) rabbits to solve their food shortages. Any thoughts on this?
it's no different than the mutant livestock factory farming produces now.
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Think of a famous movie and replace one of the words with "cheeseburger".what can you come up with?
The Cheeseburger In Miss Jones
Cheeseburger Throat
Soylent Cheeseburger
Planet of the Cheeaeburgers
The Day the Cheeseburger Stood Still
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MEN- do you find curvy women like me attractive??? I always wondered how men can like a variety of women- skinny big short tall etc.. I'm 5' tall a size 12 with a big a** and very full figured!! Im not a model for sure but how would women like me be rated
i love curvy women. hard to rate you without seeing you. Your measurements will look very different depending on shape.
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Do you think regardless of what kind of life they live, Gays and Lesbians will automatically go to hell?
No way. who is jesus going to get to scratch that deep anal itch if the gays are left out? Who's gonna do Sampson's hair? These are just a couple of the disasters that would unfold if gays are not allowed to suck up to god
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Have you ever met a complete stranger and after speaking for a minute or so felt a type of caring for that person so strong it made you feel like crying?Not sexual.
Yes, I have. I ended up letting that person come stay with me when she was homeless.
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What happens to people after death?
you rot
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Do you think that every time you/somebody down-rates something, they should also comment on it explaining why they think it is a bad answer?
nope. it just will start endless feuds of retaliation
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Do you think the age of 30 is too late to start a new career?
nope. People start successful careers at all stages of life.
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What is one question that children everywhere have been asking since time began?
"How the hell did my head come out of there?"
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Should marriage to more than 1 person be legal in the U.S.
no. Not because I a morally opposed to it. Hell, if people want to have religious ceremonies and recognize the marriage under that faith, I could care less. I just think having more than one marriage legally creates legal scenarios that are a pain in the ass.
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Your stuck on an island with only one of these things: pen and paper, paint and paper, or a bottle of Jack Daniels. What one will you choose?
The Jack. It's more practical. I can use to to treat wounds. I can use it to make torches as a signal to be rescued. It would be much easier to improvise ways to write or create art than to create alcohol.
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What's the first thing to come to mind when you think of "San Francisco"?
rice-a-roni
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If I pee with gloves on, do I still need to wash my hands?
If you wash your hands with the pee coming out of yourself, you are killing two birds with one stone
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What foodstuff is your state famous for producing? E.g. Wisconsin cheese, Vermont maple syrup, Florida oranges
Washington- Coffee, Salmon, apples and grapes, Walla Walla onions.
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Should confirmed steroids users have asterisks against their baseball records?
The problem with the calls for asterisks is that we could easily apply the same standard to other eras. Should pitchers who set records when the mound was higher have an asterix? Should Cy Young's win total have an asterix since he had an unfair advantage to modern pitchers. A pitcher would have to win 25 games per year for over 20 years to catch him. Maybe put an asterix by HOF...
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In history christians put their religious holidays over the pagan ones,why did they do this??was it in fear of what they didnt know?
People hate change (despite what they claim). Instead of changing the traditions of an entire empire, it was much easier to let people keep doing what they were doing and layering the Christ myth on top of these traditions. Christianity is still loaded with elements of other religions. The fact that it contains so many practices alien to Judaism alone supports that is the case. It's...
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Corporal Punishment or Time Out and Why?
beheading! You gotta show these kids you are not playing!
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Do you have a gun in your home? Do you feel gun controlls should be either tightened loosed or do you think that they should say the same? Do you feel strongly about this subject?
I don't own a gun presently, but i have in the past . I support the right for people to own guns even though it doesn't reduce crime one bit. I just like reading about idiots killing each other. I don't feel strongly about the subject because guns are rarely a part of my daily life and likely won't be. I think gun control is about ok the way it is. There certainly needs...
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Honestly, why are some men so interested in womens breasts?
um...because they are women's breasts. That's more than good enough.
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Will you help wish our sexy Austinius a belated happy birthday?
a very happy belated bday
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Why did God allow Satan to tempt man?
I don't recall Satan tempting man (unless you count Jesus)
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Name something associated with Christmas.
debt
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Do you stay away from questions on here that are highly debatable & can arouse anger no matter how you answer? Such as religion or politics? Just curious.
depends on my mood. it's funny to watch people get bent out of shape.
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Do you enjoy offensive questions and answers?
yes. they amuse the shit out of me
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In a polygamist marriage, I assume the husband is sexual with any of his wives. There are other men there in the mix, husbands of some of the wives, so does that mean that the wife also has more than one husband, therefore more than one sexual partner?
Most modern polygamy involves a man with multiple wives(polygyny). A wife with multiple husbands (polyandry) was never as common but it has occured in history. Group marriage (both having multiple spouses) is even more rare.
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What is your thought on mental disorders? Do you feel that people use this as an excuse most of the time, or that it is a very real issue they are dealing with?
mental disorders are very real. It amazes me that people can be so ignorant as to claim they are not. Yes, there are people who attempt to fake it, just like there are people who fake being all manner of things for personal gain. However, it is rare when claiming a mental disorder will benefit you. Having it documented that you are mentally ill is a disadvantage in damn near every scenario....
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The Flood reduced the human gene pool to 8 closely related individuals and all other land animals to just 2 - why don't we all show signs of severe inbreeding like poodles and German shepherds do?
because when they adapted the myth from the older Sumerian version, the study of genetics was not very advanced, so they did not factor it into the story.
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Why do so many people hate the media?
They are an easy target instead of looking at the shortcomings of their "party, favorite celebrity, religion, ideology, etc. Most people who play the blame the media game tend to make exceptions for media they agree with.
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Have you ever been down rated for NOT being a racist?
yes
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God always wants________________!!!
(Fill in the blank)
it that way!
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My friend who's a guy really likes me. I like him too, but not in that way. we've discussed a lot of stuff and come to conclusions that we would rather not sacrifice a friendship for a relationship. Would it be "wrong" or ho-like if we kissed?
if you kissed him, that would be misleading., You already stated that you don't like him in that way.
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Do you think Obama is a racist?
nope. i think lots of right wingers like jumping on anything obama or other prominent minority says to retaliate for the fact that the republican party is perceived as a party of racists
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So am I supposed to say "Black" or "African American"?
do you really care or is this a means to start a "complain about black people" session? Not accusing you. Just curious.
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Do you think people on AB are too critical of others' grammar and spelling errors?
I will sometimes point out grammar and spelling errors, but only to those that decide to attack my intelligence. With cracks me up when someone with grammar and spelling ability on an elementary school level has the nerve to insult someone's intelligence. We all make typos and there are certainly common grammatical errors. However, when it is clear that you are incapable of completing a...
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What movie that had a pro wrestler, was your favorite? (see link for list)
The Predator.
The list you linked to seemed kind of off to me. For example:
Tom "Tiny" Lister Jr(Zeus) does not really count as a wrestler. He's an actor who had an acting career before wrestling and only jumped into wrestling following playing an acting part in a Hulk Hogan film as the character "Zeus" to take advantage of the visibility boost from the movie....
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I've been pondering: how TRULLY sad it is of Obama , and what he could of been to America, and black and white Americans, as a black and white man ,had he been unbiased and impartial , instead of such a racist pot stirrer ..no class or shame...thoughts?
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz yet another idiotic rant disguised as a question.
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Should I watch "Pineapple Express" or "Kingdom of Heaven" tonight?
pineapple express. you will lol and stuff
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What's one mean way to break up with someone?
Invite them to watch your webcam, have an orgy and then hold up a sign saying "btw, we are through"
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I need a natural ant killer
Your foot!
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What comes to mind when i say " World Wrestling Federation"
poor acting done by hillbillies on steroids
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What a Good Name to name my Potted Plant?
Mary Jane Burns
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I'm Thinking About Starting Smoking Should I Im 16 By The Way
Sure. Start drinking, gambling and eating asbestos sandwiches too! Why would you think anyone not working for Phillip Morris would actually advise to smoke?
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What is that word that starts with a D and ends in Ate?
date
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Would I be considered a troll if every answer I just made something up and spread misinformation all over this place?
Did you know that Obama is a Hare Krishna?
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Do you remember when this happened to Michael Jackson?
I lol'd. I know that's wrong, but the flaming spin is hilarious
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Besides a junkyard, where can you find junk for sale?
garage sales. They are mostly junk
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Okay, I should know better by my level, but I don't. What does DR mean? Why is there a squeaky noise every so often? I can't tie it to answer, questions, changes, nothing.
Down Rate. It's when people give you negative points
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Finish this!: Let me lick your ______________.
dead baby mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
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Have you ever wanted one certain person to answer one of you're questions?
yes. I just ask them
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I hate working , i mean i HATE working , how can i make money and be lazy at the same time?
Be a stay at home cocksucker. Just put an ad in the paper for "sensual massage" or some other bs euphemism and just go right to the happy ending. You can even watch daytime tv while doing your job.
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Why is our president such an ass?
because he has to deal with retarded right wing idiots
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What are 5 movies that everyone should have in their DVD collection?
V For Vendetta
Office Space
28 Days Later
Deep Throat
The Five Deadly Venoms
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Were your great-grandparents alive long enough to meet you as a baby?
I knew two of my great grandmothers
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Is god real?
god is a shared delusion
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The Cambridge Police Officer who arrested Professor Gates tried to saved the life of Boston Celtics star Reggie Lewis with mouth-to-mouth resucitation. Does that change your opinion on his being a racist? See LINK:
I never thought he was a racist to begin with. I just thought he was a dumbass. That hasn't changed.
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Why do toucans have big bills?
because they spend way beyond there means!!
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Uh oh. There's a national power outage. Quick! Blame someone!
Whitey!
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Emos are ___________?
ghey
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Who's hotter: Oprah Winfrey or Rosie O'Donnall?
Hmmmmmmm. If i had to snort coke of off one of their asses, it would be Oprah because she has 10 times as much money.
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What's one famous person named John?
John the Baptist
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Why should creationism be taught in schools?
Considering so many people believe in such nonsense, it makes sense to offer it in a religion class. no way should it be taught as science, since it has absolutely no scientific backing.
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Poll finds Palin favorability rating down as she nears exit. Surprised? See LINK:
I want her to disappear but i am going to miss her breastesess
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Why do guys like to suck on girls boobs?
duh...because they are titties!!
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Can you tell me a Lie?
No
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Who to you, is really sexy?
My girlfriend! I'd hit it!!
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How surefooted are mountain goats?
extremely. They may not look it, but video footage of them shows they are very nimble in that environment.
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Do you think that it is wrong to tell a mentally ill person to just 'Snap out of it' when realistically,they cannot?*
Not sure if "wrong" is so much the right term as ignorant. It displays lack of both compassion and a basic understanding of the nature of mental illness. If someone suffering from a mental illness could "just snap out of it", then they would not be mentally ill. Statements like that often come from people, like Rush Limbaugh that many mental illnesses are somehow...
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Does it bother you when people dont know the difference between 'their, there and they're' as much as it bothers me? sorry....pet peeve.
Oddly, I see it most when people are trying to make insults to my intelligence level. It's so ironic.
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What is the first RAP song you ever remember hearing? Did you think it was cool or not?
As a child, I heard rap before they made rap records. The first record I remember is Kurtis Blow's Christmas rap. I thought it was cool then but now it's funny to listen to.
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Did Jesus have a religion?
judaism
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What 's something that will never turn you on?
smegma
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Is it scary for you to consider the thought that there really might not be a "God"?
nope. When I stopped believing in God, i actually felt better.
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Help! My cactus is dying! Almost half of it is covered in white fuzz, and the rest is saggy, but still green. What's wrong with it, and what do I do?
It may be too late. Succulents sometimes are attacked by a fungus that is difficult to recover from. I would try and prune it to remove the areas with the fungus. By the way, avoid contact with that white stuff. It can cause a nasty reaction for some people.
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I have a really cute ass... If I keep sitting in this damn chair, could I actually flatten it out eventually?
no...secretary ass is not caused by sitting. It is part genetic and part diet and exercise.
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How many bibles do you have in your home, if any?
I have about 5 physical copies and many electronic versions of most translations. I also have electronic versions of damn near every known religion's holy texts. Physically, I have the quaran, Bhagavad Gita, various Buddhists texts (there is no single Buddhist bible equivalent)Book of Mormon and various apocryphal texts. I used to have more phycial books, but lost a lot when moving
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Who is the greatest band to come out of England?
led zep
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Name something worth dying for
protecting my family...and that's it!
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What is it that makes a woman writhe with pleasure and scream with joy?
Money
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What reaction do mormons get from you when they show up on your doorstep?
I'm nicer than i used to be. I politely tell them I'm not interested and thank them for stopping by. If they wake me up (they are usually not as bad as JW's with the early morning thing), I get ornery and f*ck with them.
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Are Muslims taking over the world?
It's funny that Christians are scared that they may no longer be the biggest bullies. This video seems like thinly veiled hate propaganda.
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Why is it that some people still insist on trying to change my mind for me about God?
They get Goddy stamps that can be redeemed at the heaven commissary for every worker bee they bring into the hive!
Seriously, the reasons vary. Some feel they are doing you a favor by "leading you back to the light". Others simply cannot handle peopole believing differently than they do. these are ofyten the same kind of people who forward urban legends and will swear up and down...
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Can you sum up The Bible in three words?
So terribly misused
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If these are NOT already the "last days" as described in the Bible, then what events do you think would occur to signify that they have begun?
The "last days" has apparently been going on forever. I don't recall a point in my life that preachers were not telling us we are living in the last days and linking every war and mundane event with "signs". The "signs" are simply too easy to apply to anything
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Do You Think Rap Should Be Considered Music?
Variations of this question come up every week and they all might as well read "I don't like rap and think it's garbage. Do you agree?" because the premise of the question is flawed. "Rap" is a technique of delivering lyrics that can be done over just about any type of music. If a person does a rap over a Mozart song, does that Mozart song become less music....
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Does anyone else find strippers disgusting and disrespectful to themselves?
nope. Not my cup of tea, but certainly not any more disgusting and disrespectful than any other segment of society. I have known plenty of bible thumping hypocrites who were less discriminating about their sex lives.
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If a hitman is hired by someone and both the hitman and the person get busted can the person get his money back?
You are not getting your money refunded for an illegal transaction. It;'s like asking the police can you have your money back if you get busted buying a kilo of cocaine.
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What do you think ozone is?
i think it's modified oxygen molecules
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When should we be Baptised?
when you are old enough to make that decision and want to. I got baptised to get laid, but i wouldn't recommend that. baptism is certainly not mandatory for salvation in most Christian sects. Mandatory baptism is not supported by scripture.
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Does anyone every have one of those profound spiritual experiences that many theists claim as the basis for their belief, and not believe?
Back when i was a believer, i took the most mundane of things and turned it into some "powerful act of God". Truth be told, even then it kind of dawned on me that sometimes the penny just lands on it's edge. Doesn't mean God created a miracle.
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Do you think it should be legal for a 16-year old girl to be able to strip, as long as she leaves by 11:30 PM?
I would say no, but our laws are somewhat conflicting.
If someone took a picture of that 16 year old stripping it would legally be kiddie porn. Yet, the age of consent is 16 in many states, so it is perfectly legal to have sex. I think they really should make 18 the minimum age for stripping.
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Michael Vick got 2 years in prison for fighting dogs.A fellow football player got 24 days for drunk driving and killing a man.In Rhode Island It's legal for a 16 year old girl to strip,and prostitute.What happened to this countries morals?
I say each is a step up from when it was perfectly legal:
to rape your wife
to prostitute in most states
to use cocaine
to send your child to work in coal mines
to own other humans.
to burn witches
to have dogs fight to the death (ironic, huh?)
to conduct bizarre scientific experiments on children
and many other repugnant acts
this country is no more or less moral. We just just...
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Are unions a threat to democracy?
Considering our nation was probably at it's strongest when unions were strongest, I would guess no. Unions certainly have their flaws, and like any large organization, can certainly be corrupt. However, unions are not our enemy. Blue collar workers would probably be screwed without unions.
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What item could be added to a cardboard box to make it appear to be a Time Machine?
manual clock parts
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Whud up yo?
It's the juggernaut!!
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Why do people use the terms 'right-wing' and 'left-wing', what are these wings they speak of?
distraction to make us ignore the fact that politicians are all part of the same corrupt bird.
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What would you do if you were condemned to hell?
ask for marshmallows or do like stinkmeaner!
"colonel muh-f*ckin stinkmeaner, holla at cha boy, i gets money"
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Did you know the health reform...?
Actually, what you said is not true. What you posed was a skewed paraphrasing of the bill. The bill does refer to advanced health care planning as a service to the elderly so that they can have more control of their affairs. It does not say that the government may decide such things. It outlines the procedure for people who have made such decisions such as Hospice programs. I am a hospice...
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What has God given you?
amusement
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Is there any reason why you don't believe in jesus?
1. I have no reason to believe in jesus any more than the multiple other deities his myth is based on
2. Even if i believed in the Old Testament, Jesus does not fulfill the requirements of the messiah.
3. The same reason i don't believe in the tooth fairy, leprechauns, the Easter Bunny, or any other ridiculous work of fiction.
4. It would seem awfully unfair to the other BS myths to...
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Are you offended by the use of the word "retarded" as an insult?
I have worked with the developmentally disabled as well, but it does not offend me. Almost joke or insult has some butt. I don't see calling someone retarded any different than referring to a slovenly person as a pig. It's not meant to insult the pig. It is insulting the person it is directed at.Being a pig , for a pig is fine. In the case of "Charlotte's Web"...
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Why has the number of believers been declining over the years?
believers of what?
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In baseball, what's the difference between a perfect game and a no-hitter?
a perfect game has no walks or runs via errors.
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Is there anybody on answerbag that you dont like?
nope. I even like the a-holes
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Eazy E or Dr DRE?
DR Dre helped shape hip-hop. Eazy was an average rapper highly dependent on surrounding himself with good writers and producers like Dre. It's really no contest when you consider that almost everything decent made by Eazy had Dre's production. where has Dre has been multiplatinum many times over with a variety of artists as well as his own albums.
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Why don't they make hand driven a/c generators?
Humans are limited to generating small amounts of energy. Hand cranked flashlights and radios are pretty much as good as it gets.
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If you discovered a super-massive black hole, what would you name it?
Oprah's va-jay-jay
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Obama ran on the politics of hope. Why is he acting like Bush and using the politics of fear to pass his health care reform?
because politicians all tend to resort to the same bullshit eventually.
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What comes to mind when i say "Tele-Evangelist"
bullshit
money
fools
bullshit
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Tell me how you know God exists? If you don't believe in God, how do you know He doesn't exist?
One, anyone who says they "know" one way or the other is full of shit, whether they know it or not. One cannot not know such a thing. One can have very strong beliefs and use the word "know" but it does not make it a provable fact. I don't believe in God. I certainly cannot prove God does not exist and have no desire to do so. I'm even more sure that...
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What exactly is COBRA OIL & GAS CO going to be doing?
selling oil and gas
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When do you think it is OK not to answer a direct question honestly?
1. When the question oversteps reasonable boundaries ("Do you and your husband engage in [pick a sex act] in the bedroom?").
2. When the question is so loaded that a direct answer could be a trap to "prove" a disputed point . ("So, how long have you been a deviant sinner who's going to hell?").
3. When the direct answer may endanger another. ( "She...
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Is there a rational reason to believe the Bible is more accurate or right than any other holy text?
nope
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Is the Lord Maitreya the new Christ or the Antichrist? How will other religions react when he announces that all of mankind is under one new world order religion?
no, he's just a guy who took bits and pieces of religion and got a few dumbasses to follow him
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Lim zheng yan say me offensive name now he wants to harms me via internet what should i do?
who the hell is Lim Zheng yan? is he one of the ying yang twins? i hate this song
Ying Yang Twins
Miscellaneous
Wait (The Whisper Song)
Hey how you doin lil mama? lemme whisper in your ear
Tell you sunthing that you might like to hear
You got a sexy ass body and your ass look soft
Mind if i touch it? and see if its soft
Naw i'm jus playin' lets just say i can
And im known...
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What does Iraq still need from the United States?
restoration of the infrastructure that was totally obliterated would be nice, but that's not going to happen with us there, so we might as well leave.
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What do you think about people with food fetishes?
I suppose it beats coporophilia(sp). At least their fetish can be of value. Besides, who hasn't occasionally threw some food in their sex?
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At this very moment, where would you like to be a 'fly on the wall'?
at the white house . I bet Obama tears that MichelLe booty up!!!
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What weapon would you least expect to see in an old western film?
the gun from orgazmo
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When you get an answer you don't necessarily like, do you downrate it, stay neutral, or give points for answering?
i always give points for answering unless the person is a total douche. In that case, i thank them and just leave the points alone.
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Why are some people that are so gung-ho about "Darwinism" also the same people that want to keep alive those that shouldn't survive according to the "survival of the fittest" doctrine? (vegetables, mentally retarded folk, etc)
loaded questions packed full of distortions and implied strawman arguments suck.
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Don't you find it strange that such a supposedly incomparable God worries so often about things "detracting" from his glory?
sounds like he's trying to compensate for something.
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I'm 63 and she's 18, she says she loves me. Will this work?
i say hump that little gold digger before she changes her mind
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What jobs are out there that dont require a green card?
drug mule
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How would you react if Maury told you the dna test proved you are not the father?
I would hire a choreographer and backup dancers to do my "i'm not yo baby daddy" dance.
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What is your definition of "evil?"
cockblocking. it's just plain evil
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Do you think Republican & Dems are that different? or can you see your freedom is being taken away by both parties?
They are both equally full of shit. They just cater their talking points to a different crowd.
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Do you agree with Planned Parenthood not telling parents about their underage daughters abortions? I'm a parent of a teen daughter & I have mixed feelings about it. I agree to a point where the girls would be in fear of telling their parents, thoughts?
I am very much pro-choice, but disagree with any policy that allows a child to legally undermine the authority of parents.
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What is the difference between pagen religion and chritianity?
"pagan" is a blanket term that covers a wide variety of religions during the time of the ascent of Christianity. The differences will vary and you will also find a lot of similarities since the bulk of Christian beliefs and practices come from pagan, rather than Jewish sources. The polytheistic concept of the trinity being among them. In addition, the Christian holy day was shifted...
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Can you name a pop / rock song with the lyrics / title about God?
Dear God by XTC
"Dear God"
, hope you got the letter, and...
I pray you can make it better down here.
I don't mean a big reduction in the price of beer
but all the people that you made in your image, see
them starving on their feet 'cause they don't get
enough to eat from God, I can't believe in you
Dear God, sorry to disturb you, but... I feel that I...
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Is our President really respected among world leaders as many others in the past?
definitely more than the last one.
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Who is the real god...? can any one tell me.?
God Shamgod
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What phrases do you hate in rap songs?
i don't particularly hate any phrase. i sometimes don't like the emphasis on negativity. Individually, this is no worse than the many violent movies we regard as classics like "the Godfather". It is the overwhelming focus on the negative that sucks. rap, like any other genre is capable of being positive or negative. There was a brief period when that was the case and it...
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I currently use an older version of Adobe Photoshop (6.0) and I want to get a current comparable Photoshop replacement. Would CS4 be best, or Photoshop elements? Or something else? I want to be able to do graphic art, not just photo management. Help?
One of the photoshop CS versions is your best bet. Elements is a great program, but falls short in areas that are crucial to professional use.
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What version of Photoshop would make a good replacement for photoshop 6.0? Windows Version.
if you are using it for professional work, you have very few options other than getting CS4. if you can find one of the earlier CS versions at a significantly cheaper price point, that is an option, but elements falls short in the professional arena.
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What kind of clothes are you wearing?
none
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I'm curious... Is there anywhere in the world that one can live that has all four Seasons, each roughly lasting about three months long? We seem to have an extremely long Winter and only a short Spring/Fall. A little evenness would be nice.
i grew up in new Jersey and we pretty much had 4 relatively even seasons.
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Has anyone seen Bruno?
i tried watching it online and got bored. It's a less funny implementation of the Borat formula.
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Can an Atheist Disprove the Existence of God?
nope. They can't disprove leprechauns, unicorns, big foot, fairies or any other mythical creature either , but the burden of proof is not on them. I could make up a god right now and nobody could prove it didn't exist.
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If you don't like it when some Atheists constantly banter you with questions against your beliefs or opposing your god, why do you constantly do the same in return (for their lack of one)?
Some Christians see it as ok being done in reverse since they are just "speaking the truth". My relatives think it is just find to bombard me with jesus emails even though i requested they don't, yet they get offended if someone sends anything of another religion. they feel justified because they are "right" and other religions are wrong. It's a clear double...
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Okay so my boobs are very massive for my age.. & some guys say there too big is there such thing ? my boobs are 38DD and i weigh about 155 & height is 5'2
braggart!
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Don't you just love questions that start with 'Atheists:' or 'Christians:'?
yup
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What if Euro take over dollar? Will that be the end of America as a super power?
no. we still have the bigger military cack!
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Do you believe in the end of the world?
Of course., i plan on making it happen . Mwuhahahahahahahahaha!
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Let's suppose that in order for the USA to regain its competitive edge that it's lost to Asia, schools will have a 2 week summer vacation instead of 2+ months. How would this affect you? Do you think it would be a good thing?
I think more schooling would help in general, but I doubt it closes the gap. Asia's advantage is more of a difference between wages than a difference in education.
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As a non-american I am sick of the put Obama down questions, anyone else feel this way?
It's typical. I'm used to it. politics suck
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What's the name of the last book you read?
English as a Second F*cking Language: How to Swear Effectively, Explained in Detail with Numerous Examples Taken From Everyday Life by Sterling Johnson
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Anybody got a great comeback to those four words ....... I told you so?
"Your mom still tosses random salads"
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Stupid question 101:How is spell check done on the computer? Can anyone walk me through it step by step,and teach a technologically challanged person how to do something computer related?:)*
It is usually program specific. In Firefox, it will highlight mispelled words. If you right click, you will get suggestions. In email programs like outlook or word processor programs it is similar. You can usually get microsoft programs to run a full document spellcheck by hitting F7 or going to tools>spellcheck. all of these are based on a dictionary file within the program that can be...
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Why do you answer my questions?(Just want to know.)
because you ask them
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Why when paedophiles are caught, charged, arrested and/or convicted, are they so full of self-pity?
because they know when they go to prison, they will never hear their own farts again.
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What is or was your favorite song from the 80's?
Sade- Is It a Crime
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I believe that prayer changes things. Do you?
I believe belief in prayer can inspire people to make changes in their life to help themselves. As far as being some magical process that god does stuff, no. Even if i believed in God, I would like to think he/she/it would be wise enough to understand that odds are answering one person's prayer likely effects someone else in a negative way.
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Have you been on tv twice or more, or had your ideas mentioned?
yes. I have worked for two tv stations, including a stint being a host on a shopping channel
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Why was george bush a bad president?
1. He lied to start a pointless war
2. His policies helped contribute to the economic mess we are in.
3. He used loopholes to do some borderline illegal things.
I'm sure others have listed more, but those three sum it up for me.
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Why do blue collar workers vote against their own interests when they vote Republican?
Depends on the time period. In recent years , the Republican party has pushed the religious and patriotic buttons to distract blue collar workers from the reality that republican policies tend to favor the wealthy.
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CAN SOMEBODY TELL ME WHY SOME CHOOSE NOT TO BELIEVE, AND SOME CHOOSE TO BELIEVE IN GOD ? I MEAN THE HUMAN IS THE SAME HUMAN AND THE BRAIN IS THE SAME BRAIN, SO WHAT THE DIFFERANCE?
why do some people like licorice and some don't? We all have taste buds. Why are some people fast and some not? We all have legs. Humans are not identical clones of each other. We don't all have the "same brain" anymore than we all have the same legs. We all have brains that are "the same" in the sense that they serve the same fundamental purpose. Beyond...
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What makes a girl a slut?
me. i make sluts!! no need to thank me :)
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Did you know Ted Kennedy the liberal's god, murdered a young woman? I guess money can get you out of a murder convection huh.
stocking up on loaded questions today. huh? If anyone was to be called "the liberal's god" it would certainly not be Ted Kennedy. In any case, money talks. what else is new?
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Please read this Bill (H.R. 3200). I will provide a link to a PDF version. Please tell me how it is not Socialism?
Do you really think anyone here is going to read a 1000+ page document (which i highly doubt you read the whole thing) just so that they can continue an argument with you that this document is not likely to change? The people who agree with you are going to agree with you without bothering to read it and vice verse...and for good reason. Socialism is not measured by individual bills and...
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Do you regret having children?
nope. My children are my world
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53% or more Americans believe in Astrology. Do you?
nope
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Okay, so I am writing a Murder Mystery, what are some good reasons to kill someone?
they raped your goldfish
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When will we be having a woman president?
Palin 2012 Our country may just be that stupid. After all, we elected Bush twice
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Is there someone here that you like so much, you would never leave AB
nope. The one person i am closest to here can talk to me anytime outside of AB. The people here who I find stimulating would likely be contacted by me outside of AB as well.
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Why don't parents teach their kids values such as respect, responsibility, and duty, anymore?
My kids have all of those values. They would probably not respect you though because they generally frown on people who generalize and blindly judge others.
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What is the nature of god in buddhism
Since Buddhism does not have a god, this question is somewhat of an oxymoron. The existence of God in Buddhism is irrelevant. Buddhism is non-theistic. Some argue that this is not necessarily the same as atheistic, but I won't bother with that debate since it too is somewhat irrelevant. The bottom line is that the topic of god is rarely discussed in a Buddhist temple because it serves...
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If socialism swept America, would you still be working as hard as you do now?
More than likely. Countries that have more socialist elements than the US don't seem to be suffering from a shortage of productivity in comparison to the US. Capitalism does not reward hard work so much as it rewards making money. Those two things do not always go hand in hand. In fact, it is ideal in capitalism to do the least to gain the most. The guy who sits in the plush office...
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Aparently liberals are not good at math.How can they actually believe that the "top 5%" in this country can pay for all of Obama's screwed up plans?Dont they know he already has us 2 trillion in debt?
loaded questions suck.
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If I tell you that your lifestyle is wrong, it will probably hurt your feelings. In your opinion, would I have just committed a "hate crime" punishable with legal penalty?
No. expressing an opinion is not a crime. If you incite violence towards that person, then you have committed a crime. Being a bigot is stupid, but certainly legal.
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Is an eye for an eye rational or irrational?
it's rational but prmitive
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I say "The Bachelor" and you say?
garbage tv
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I herd that Michael Jackson died. How's come none of the media covered this news? Do you think that it was a conspiracy?
is he somebody famous?
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Venus is the hottest planet in the solar system because its thick atmosphere captures heat from the sun. So how is it the we are getting hotter because our atmosphere is getting thinner? it would be much easier for the heat to escape, wouldnt it?
Our atmosphere is not getting thinner. The ozone layer is thinning.
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Is a communism a necessary evil
communism ins not inherently evil and certainly not necessary
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If i was a donkey and i hated being called an ass, what else would you call me?
Baba Looey
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If cheated on would you cheat back? After all, being the "bigger person" doesn't really hurt them at all.
cheating back doesn't really hurt them either. They are cheating and consequently don't give a damn. Even if they get upset, that is more of an ego bruise than the same type of hurt the person who originally got cheated on felt. If anything you are hurting yourself more when you cheat back. You shared your body with another person for the sole purpose of trying to hurt someone.....
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Why do so many atheists hang out in the Christian catagories?
For the same reason Christians "hang out" in the atheist section.
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Is there a song that you would gladly erase from musical history?
Don't Worry, Be happy
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Would you ever eat this ?!?!?!
YUK! read this article....
sure.Do they make any shaped like babies?
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Do you still find actor Harrison Ford attractive?
*resists the urge to say something totally ghey*
what the hell...i'm very secure :)
He has presence that I am certain some women find attractive, but i suspect if he was not famous, most women would find him average these days.
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What would you be doing right now if you were Bill Gates?
stuff Bill Gates likes to do
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In Genesis, God told Adam and Eve that if they ate of the tree of life, "on that day you will die". The serpent on the other hand said that their eyes would open and they would know good and evil etc. The serpent was proved right. Why did God lie?
The simple answer is usually the right one. Odds are that verse is part of the joys of translating figurative language. It's not like "Moses" (or whoever wrote genesis) was sitting in the Garden of Eden with a stenography machine. You will hear a lot of revisionist bullshit claiming things like "it was spiritual death" or "their innocence died", but Genesis...
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Are all stunning photos Photoshopped?
No. Although it is practically standard for print advertising and magazine shoots, stunning photos that have not been photoshopped still pop up. Some contests specifically prohibit it.
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Is it ever appropriate to decrease or increase the resolution of an image in Photoshop? Why or why not?
Yes. Sometimes it is overkill to have to high of a resolution. Images for the web need only be 72 dpi. Your resolution requirements will vary depending on what the final format of the image is intended for.
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What do you use Photoshop for? (Eg: montage, photographic repair, decorations, etc...)
I have used photoshop for too many things to list all, but here are some common tasks i have done for fun and for work:
1. Color correction of photo
2. Retouching flawed photos
3. digitally enhancing photos of people (tummy tucks, blemish removal, teeth whitening etc)
4. Creating interfaces and other graphics for web design
5. Creating still slates for television production
6. Titles...
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Does anybody know how to put pictures up on your computer fron a cell phone? Could sombody tell me,please?
It depends on the phone. I will list several ways that work across some popular phones.
1. If your phone uses a miniSD card, simply transfer the pics to the card, place the card into SD adapoter and use a miniSD card reader.
2. Many providers allow you to upload pics to an account. This account can be accessed online
3. Some models will allow a simple transfer via USB.
4. If you...
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Ms Mary Temba is a financial analyst for the East Coast Consulting (T) Ltd. responsible for the consulting work awarded recently from the Tanzania Telecommunications Commission in the evaluating the two projects in the telecommunication industry. The proj
that's what she said
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Did evolution cause humans to create the thought of God and then believe in him?
no. Not having answers to what causes natural phenomena did. That basic quest then evolved into something that can be very beautiful at its best and insnaely ugly at its worst.
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What do you think started out as a good idea, but turned into something very corrupt?
ballot initiatives
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"Satan is the best friend the Church has ever had, as he has kept it in business all these years." --A. S. LaVey.
Discuss.
I disagree. Satan is a poor arch villain. He's barely mentioned in the bible. His inferiority to God is so lopsided that it's not much of a battle at all. Christianity thrives on painting man as evil. Satan is more of a minor distraction.
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Is it true that Jesus didn't eat food for 33 years?
Does Mary Magdelene's hooha count as food?
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When is it good to keep trying and when is it good to give up?
It is good to keep trying when what you are trying to achieve is worth whatever the consequences of the attempt bring. It is a good idea to give up when the price you pay is not longer worth it to you or you begin to make others suffer for your wants.
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Is it a breach of the separation of church and state for a US president to say God bless America in a presidential speech?
No. He is allowed, as every American, to express his faith. What would be a breach is requiring him to say it.
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I saw a clip were Joe Jackson was with Michael and he looked as though he cared deeply for his son. I was punished as a child, with a belt also. Do you think Joe Jackson really abused his son?
I know this is shallow, but I can't trust him because he looks like Blacula.
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Unbelievers do you fear death or not, and why?
I don't fear death itself. I fear leaving my children. I have been close to death a few times and don't find myself afraid. I think the method of death is scarier than the actual finality.
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Wife had an emotional affair with an old friend. Lied about it till I found out the truth. Dealt with the pain, but at a second glance and further assessment, I realize I do not love her anymore. We have a 5 year old child, married 7yrs. Divorce her?
the fact that you are asking total strangers to decide the fate of your marriage shows you don't give shit. And they are worried that gays will "make a mockery" of marriage. Bwahahahahahaha. divorce her
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Does America have a drug problem?
yeah. They are too damn expensive and that's aproblem
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Do you refrain from political or religious debates?
nope. I don't really give a damn either. it's just funny to see people get their panties twisted over shit that cannot be proven.
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Is it illegal for a parent to take/hide/hold a child's medicine? Food? Mail? Electricity? Things?
food and medicine, would be illegal.
The other things there is more leeway in the law since parents are legally responsible for everything in a child's possession. If a parent takes your xbox to discipline you, tough titty under the law.
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What is the last thing you read in the bible?
Does apocryoha count? If so, I was reading Enoch again. Otherwise, the book of Jude
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What religion is the right religion?
Subgenius. Praise "Bob"!
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Where is your dingle-a-ling right now and what is it doing?
where it normally is and waiting to be rung.
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What is the most amazing smell in the world?
p*ssy
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What is your favorite gangster movie? - and what is your favorite quote out of it?
scarface "another qualude and she gonna love me again"
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I believe in a God, do you?
no
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How can I persuade Obama to tighten the gun laws? As a theft, I find it very dangerous to rob a house and I'm not the only one that is armed.
I have known plenty of burglars in my day and never have i met any who gave a damn about whether the homeowner had a gun because only absolute morons try to burglarize homes when people are home. When someone is home it is an accident. When the home belongs to a gun owner, it is a bonus because it usually means a valuable gun to steal and sell on the street.
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Why do all these muslim devils/terrorists flock to the treacherous ,desolate , mountainous ,regions of Afghanistan?
For the same reason that the the Christian devil/terrorist Robert Rudolph hid in the Appalachians in NC while he was a fugitive.. It makes sense to hide in terrain challenging to your enemy among people who are sympathetic to your cause. Rudolph was able to evade capture for seven years because most of the people in the area agreed with him even if they did not publicly agree with his...
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If Storm is African, why does she have straight white hair and blue eyes?
because comic book artists can draw people however they like. I'm sure somewhere in the marvel lore, there is an explanation.
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Should they bring back corporal punishment in schools?
No. Too many teachers hate teaching now to give them the power to beat people's kids. I have met teachers who absolutely hate kids and have no business teaching, let alone disciplining.
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Is it possible that dead baby or fetuses (as food)could be bought at 10000 Yen in Japan?
I doubt it, but sounds yummy
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Do you feel pressure to "appreciate" sick sociopaths who join the Army just for the opportunity to shoot people?
You are going to take a lot of flack for simply asking this question because the military is somehow regarded as sacred by people to the point where any questioning is a step away from questioning the bible. It's a valid question and more slip through the cracks than people realize. When i worked in a military hospital, I regularly encountered very disturbed people who i was shocked to...
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Is it true that some homeless people eat canned pet-food to survive? Have you ever actually witnessed this yourself?
I'm sure people will eat anything if desperate enough. I doubt it happens that often because pet food is rather expensive compared to alternatives.
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Aren't you glad that we have "The Book of Zelph" as another testimony to the "Book of Mormon"? I sure am!
I really enjoyed the book of Whores. i will be converting soon
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What would you do if you were sentenced to life in prison with no possibility of ever being let out?
Do my best to escape and if escape was impossible, try and make the most of it.
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If i had faith that vampires existed, would that be the same as christians having faith God exists?
kind of. Odds of proving either one exist are about the same.
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Are you secretly a ninja?
absolutely not *wink*
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Http://www.jesus-is-savior.com/ - Does the content of this website offend you?
nope. i am cracking up. These people are wacko fa sho!
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I have so many secrets about some of the Best AB'ers? Who would you like to know about?
Tell me all my secrets..... especially my dirty ones. Tell me what a bad boy I've been *gets some lotion and a towel*
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Is it appropriate for a christian woman to ask a christian man for a date? We are both widows.
How are you both widows? Is "he" a pre-op transexual? Otherwise, most Christian sects would have no problem with it, providing you wait until marriage to get some booty.
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How is J. Smith (Mormon) a blood relative of Jesus Christ?
I have never heard Mormons make this claim.
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How many of you believe in pre-marital sex?
"believe in" is not quite the word, but I'm all for it as long as it is between two consenting adults.
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Who contributed more to the US budget deficit: President Obama, Congress or President George W. Bush?
hard question to measure. All of Obama's contribution to the current deficit are not 100% his doing. Many forget that Bush was working on the first stimulas package with Obama before he even took office to try and fix some of the things that went wrong under his watch.
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How did polygamy come to be viewed`as`sin by Christians, since many men in the bible are reported as having multiple wives?
The simplest answer is typically the right one. Christianity grew under cultures that did not believe in polygamy. Polygamy, like a lot of other practices that were done under various semitic people were not appealing to the gentile crowd that Christianity was targeted to.
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Do you have any AB friends that you think are just so awesome?
YES. my poppy is beyond awesome
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When Bush was in office I heard many liberals say he is not my President, why should Barrack Obama be my President or is that way liberals deal not compromise?
because you would sounds just as retarded as they did saying something so pointless. Like it or not, he is the president of the USA just like Bush was, regardless of who likes it.
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I am peeved. Why don't trolls like me?
because you won't have butt sects with them
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Some ABers change their name often. Should I change mine? If so, should I become Butthead, Cornholio, Dillweed, or do you have a better suggestion?
fartknocker!
nah... do whatever you want. keep yoru name., change it. doesn't matter to me
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Does the Bible fortell the future?
If you believe in it and interpret it that way, then yes
if you don't believe in it at all, then no
If you believe revelation has already come to pass, then no
If you believe in only parts of the bible, then maybe
i suppose time will tell. I do worry a little about fanatics trying to create self fulfilling prophecy.
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My mom dates mainly black men and shes white. I always get embrassed because my skin looks a little hispanic and some think im mixed. Is that normal to be embrassed by her choices?
I think it's more embarrassing to be an insecure, racist douche than the choices of others. Your mother's choices are HERS. Your skin is going to look the same regardless. If she dated white men, some might conclude that you are mixed anyway. Your hangup is with yourself and being preoccupied what others think of you.
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Why should I respect your religion?
because we have massive schlongs and make cookies!!!
P.S.- we will beat the shit out of you if you don't. None of that waiting for the afterlife crap!
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What subject is more controversial than talking about the bible?
Abortion
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I say "Guinness" you say?
stout
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I like this boy in my class i had a crush on him for a 2yrs now but i sit in front of this guy named adrain and were are always playing around, now this guy named erick who is also in my class said that i like adrain but i don't, i like edgar wat do i do?
You are full of shit. Your questions are contradicting themselves
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A person takes a picture of two friends,but the picture taker is in the picture as well.How could that be?
timer
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If ur married to a man tat is ur everything hav one kid with him and is pregnant with another for him but he cheats and beats u,and ur afriad tat if he keeps on doing it he might hurt ur unborn baby.u no he not a bad guy. he a great dad/husband.wat to do?
what the fuck is wrong with you? As someone already pointed out, if he beats you and cheats, he IS a bad guy and far from a great dad/husband. Dump the ass. Love heals, but the herpes or AIDS you might get from this clown is forever.
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At my work, they have nice new TVs in the break room that only show Fox News. What should I do?
Find out who determines what the channel is on. Better yet, go to HR and ask if something less polarizing can be on instead. One might as well hold a Republican rally every break.
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Who has the sexiest avatar on answerbag?
me. once you go fetus, you never go back!
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MLKing said he wanted his children to be "judged by the content of their character, not the color of their skin"............ If you disagree with BO and are called a racist, how can this ever happen?
strawman arguments suck
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Did you know that everything in the Bible is true?
and my poop is made of platinum
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Where can I watch american dad one little word online
hulu.com it's free and legal
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Dating experts agree: Using a coupon for a two-for-one meal on a first date is a surefire romance killer. Did you ever do anything that made sure you never got a second date?
I slept with her friend. kind of ruined the mood
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If You had a Whip....What AB'er would you like to Whip?
I would whip carbonproduct and she would love it mwuhahahahahahaha
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If Answerbag started charging $2.99 per month, would you sign up?
i doubt it
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Do you have a Weapon of some structure in your home?
I'm finishing up a nuclear weapon.
In the meantime, i have:
sword
staff
nunchukas
knives
possibly an explosive or two
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How can you tell if you have been single for too long?
Hillary Clinton is suddenly looking very sexy to you
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If we decended from apes, how do we explain RH negative blood?
arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgh. for the millionth time, nobody claims we descended from apes. The only time it is ever used in a sentence is when some Christian is creating a strawman argument.
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Do you know anyone who has traded money for sex
Yes. I called them clients.
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How many angels do you have watching over you?
None. I dumped Angel years ago. Besides, she hated being on top.
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Why is it that when I tell people I'm a vegetarian they look at me like I'M the one eating animals!?
ever smell a rabbit's breath?
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Satan believes in God,so would that make atheist more evil than satan?
I eat babies
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What is Satan's last name? .
Christ. Him and Jesus are brothers
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Does anyone know any proxy sites- i was recently banned from a mmm--chan and i was wondering if someone could help me change my IP or give me a proxy site that would work with the site. btw if your wondering i was banned for flooding over 9000 in threads.
why should i help you after you just admitted you were an asshole that likes disrupting sites?
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What are some good conversation starters?
"Do you think it's anybody's business what occurs between a man and a consenting llama in heat?"
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Is there really a link between the moon and madness?
No, there is no statistical change in behavior.
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If herpes is similar to the virus that causes shingles and chicken pox, why is it such a bad thing?
chicken pox can be fatal, although that is rare, as can shingles. Both can be debilitating.
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This girl I like told me today that she has a boyfriend and that she is moving to St. Louis because her dad got a new job leaving all of her friends and BF... How do I handle the whole situation?
You move on. My GF moved when i was in 10th grade. It happens.
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When you answer a question on AB, do you give the same answer here that you would give if you were talking to someone face-to-face?
pretty much. There are some answers it is hard to tell because i doubt anyone will ever ask me some of the more stupid ones in person. In some ways i am more sarcastic in real life, because i can better judge tone than i can text. I give the benefit of the doubt that someone on here could be from another culture or other extenuating circumstances. In real life, I get convinced quickly that...
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If the God of the Bible were real, would you forgive him?
if the God of the bible is real, the odds of him giving me a rational explanation are slim. I would just have to accept that a psychotic egomaniac was running things . I would probably not forgive him, but he would not care. i suppose if he turned over a new leaf and renounced doing things like torturing pweople forever, i could find it in my heart.
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Atheist always point out that all these horrible acts are from religions.So what about this,Hitler was quoted as saying there is no God but germany.Stalin said their only fooling us,there is no God.Here the link.What do you think about this?
Your idiocy and hypocrisy never fails to amaze me. You whine that atheists are picking on you and that you don't bother them, yet, you direct questions to them. It has already been pointed out that you were stupid enough to use a link that implies Stalin believed in God. As for Hitler, isolating one figurative quote does not offset the fact that he was raised Catholic and had decent...
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Does it surprise you that that Tiger Woods did not make the cut and is out of the British open?
considering he has only failed to make the cut in a major once before, yes. Very surprising.
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WHY IN WESTERN COUNTRIES SHOULD WOMEN ALMOST NAKED TO BE CEVILICED AND FREE, AND WHEN COVER HER HEAD THEY SPEAK ABOUT FORCING, CLOSURE........AND SO ON?
My aunt just got back from Kuwait. She went here with an open mind but left firmly believing muslims are some oppressive, misogynist nuts with bizarre fetishes. Since she was forced to wear hot ass garb in 110 degree heat, she has no doubt that islamic law is bs.
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Is Tom Leykis gay?
I don't know and don't really care if he is gay. he certainly hates women one way or the other.
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You are about to swat a fly, when you wonder about re-incarnation? Do you or don't you?
eff flies. I swat it
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Can you guess the ethnicity from the following photo?
Korean!
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Because it was a strong Jewish tradition that all males should be married, do you think that there is a possibility that Jesus was married? if he didn't marry, isn't it a possibility then that he was gay?
I think it depends on how you view jesus. It would have certainly been odd for Jewish man then to be that old and not been married or even working towards it. Obviously, it would be difficult to hold the views of most mainstream branches of Christianity and open up to the possibilities. I can accept that it is impossible for them to believe he was gay since it would certainly alter their...
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Mensan is now a maestro. Who would like to join me at a Viva Las Vegas party to celebrate his achievement?
congrats. may Gawd bless you to reach the next level! ;)
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Why are Republicans so frustrated by Sotomayor? Is it an indication of their stupidity or her intelligence?
They are not frustrated by her. They know she is going to be confirmed , just like the Democrats knew Bush's last appointment would be confirmed. The drama has one purpose; rallying support for their causes.
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How many INTELLIGENT people frequent this site?? I asked a fairly straightforward question and have not received a worthwhile reply. I guess I win for stumping the panel right?? Whoo-hoo!!
There are no intelligent people on this site. Nothing but idiots here. You fit right in :)
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Ever hear of the TONY ALAMO CHRISTIAN MINISTRIES? Read up on it (and him) at the links shown, and you will learn ANOTHER reason why I thank Almighty Gawd that I am NOT a Christian. http://www.alamoministries.com/content/english/index.html
yes, i have heard fo this scumbag. Although it is not fair to say he is representative of all Christians, i find it equally absurd for Christians so proclaim "he's not really a Christian". You cannot only claim the people you like are Christians, no more than Muslims can claim that radical muslims are not Muslims. they may not condone their actions or agree with their...
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If a person is a medically-verified stutterer, shouldn't telephone companies charge them 50% of what non-stutterers are charged on per-minute long-distance calls, to sort of "level the field" for them, as they take longer to talk? (No humorous intent.)
LMAO hell no. That would open the floodgate to all kinds of specialized pricing structures that would likely rise costs for all due to the extra processing. Should partially blind people who choose to go to movies be charged half price? Should people who have trouble absorbing vitamins only have to pay half price because they are not getting as much benefit. i can sympathize with them, but...
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What has no visible ears, but can hear?
fish
sea mammals
birds
most cold blooded animals like reptiles and amphibians
insects
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Other than little hexes do you see a picture or face in the following image? http://athezone.co.cc/hexshot.png How would you describe it?
no. i usually see faces and such in images like this, but i see nothing more than two jaggedly edged objects
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Name any fruits or vegetables blue in color?
Every example i can think of is more purple than blue. Blueberries are the only one i can think of and eve nthose can arguably be called purple.
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What is the most wonderful thing you've seen?
my children being born
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Are White Christian's that want limited Government the most hated people in America?
LMAO i guess we were overdue for another "poor opressed white man' topic. seriously. Do you realize that is mathematically impossible. White Christians make up the majority of this country still. Unless they hate themselves, what you propose is impossible. I know you are not so unreasonable that you think that EVERY minority (and minorities tend to have a higher ratio of...
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Do you think you could marry someone of the opposite political party (i.e, if your liberal, dating a strong conservative or vice versa)?
It would be hard for me to find an opposite in that regard. I find people who blindly follow ideology somewhat annoying regardless of whether it is liberal or conservative. I am not a member of a party and never will be. I have dated liberal and conservative women. I find that most women, except for the fanatical extremes, don't focus on politics as the primary thing in their lives. I...
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How does the Bible address homosexuality when the word didn't even exist until 1869?
The word may not have existed, but the concept did.
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How should deadbeat Dads be punished?
The challenge in dealing with deadbeat deads is how to punish the dbd without punishing his children. Jailing a man for filure to pay is not going to help the child and results in an extra burden on the taxpayer. In addition, being jailed likely means that father has now lost his job, which gives him an excuse not to pay when he is released from jail. It also reduces opportunities for the...
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Would you ever use a glory hole?
fuck that. The odds that the person on the other side of that hole is someone I would want sucking my dick are slim to none. Good chance it's a dude
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When will you non-human, human-exclusive animal moralistic puritans realise there's nothing wrong with zoosexuality, for as long as abuse/cruelty/harm/zoosadism is not involved, and you love the animal with all your heart?
There's no nice way to say that you are one sick fucker, so i won't try. I hope they lock your ass up and let your animal of a cellmate violate you
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Why can't i stick my head up my butt?
You are not trying hard enough. Don't be such a quitter!
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What's the best pornography movie you've ever seen?
in terms of plot and acting, the Devil In Miss Jones was not a bad movie. I found myself more drawn to the story than the sex. They actually show it at art house type theaters still.
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On searching through questions, i noticed a category on bestiality...WTF? I can't believe it's actually on Answerbag. What is your opinion on it, and do you think these people are for real or not?
They are obviously real. There are laws in some places against it. It is rare when they take the time to draft a law unless an issue is happening enough to be a problem. I saw a man trying to have sex with a mailbox once. There's no law specifically addressing that, but I am sure if mailboxes across the country were getting violated consistently someone would draft a "sanctity of...
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My doctor reckons we are all Bisexual to some degree, do you agree with this or not?
I think your doctor is full of it
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Are ancient underwater cities the results of the great flood?
Nope, especially since the dates of these cities would not match the period of time the great flood would have occurred. Even in the link you sent some of the cities are dated to be older than the timeline of the flood. Some are much younger and are within the timeframe of recorded history. besides, the implication in the bible is that the flood was temporary and the water would have went...
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Is Islamic terrorism the No 1 enemy of the world now?
no
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How did you learn to play the guitar? How should I start?
I just had a friend show me a few chords and I started practicing them. I then looked online and watched videos and practiced. Everyone learns differently. my ex just picked up a guitar one day and started playing it. There is no single one way that I can say is best for you. I suppose just taking lessons wouldn't hurt.
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Should there be programs like "American Ass*ole", "So You Think You Can Do Anything?", "F*cking with the Stars" and "Don't Forget to Wipe" to ridicule the lame personalities that participate in and watch "reality talent" shows?
i hate reality shows
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To who or what do you feel you owe your allegiance?
I owe allegiance to my children and that's it. Any other allegiance is not owed but given by choice. I don't owe anyone or anything shit.
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What right do you have to make fun of my beliefs?
1st amendment?
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I maintain that LDS / the Mormon religion is a cult and not a Christian religion. It tries to keep people from leaving the fold. It espouses many non-Biblical ideas, like you get to heaven by works. Do you agree or disagree, and WHY?
LDS is no more of a cult than any other organization calling themselves Christian. All of Christianity was referred to as a cult at some point in history. It obviously differs with some aspects of mainstream orthodoxy, but the same can be said of all denominations/sects in reference to each other. A Catholic and a Calvinist do not see things eye to eye at all, but neither is often referred to...
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Where were you baptized?
In our church baptismal pool
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What is the worst thing about being a vegetarian?
Being around meat that you used to eat that smells reeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaally good like a BBQ. It was torture.
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I'm a 17 year old virgin wanting to have sex. Even though i know it is going to hurt like hell, I still want to do it. Is this a bad idea or should i wait? I mean i'm the only one of my friends thats still a virgin.
1. Have sex when you feel you are ready and not because you feel pressured. Your decision to do something that involves YOUR body has nothing to do with whether your friends are virgins.
2. It doesn't have to necessarily hurt. I have known women who's first time was very pleasurable. Don't assume. The odds of it hurting will depend upon the care and patience used by your...
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What topic are you tired of hearing about in the media?
Abortion
Liberals versus conservatives
celebrities personal lives
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Do you pray to Jesus or God?
I pray to "Bob"
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Life is a sexually transmitted disease that always ends in _ _ _ _ _?
painful urination
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Have you ever forbidden anyone to email you anymore? Who?
Some insane woman who i tried to help but started emailing everyone I knew with bizarre allegations against me and all of them. I told he don't bother and proceeded to block her emails
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What do you think of the people who have inanimate object fettishes? I watched a BBC special where there was a woman who actually married the Eiffel Tower. WTF?
Whenever i see people that nutty, i tend to root for them to somehow be justified in their lunacy. I hope the Eiffel tower somehow loves her back and they have a long , loving marriage.
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Do you think a mystic is just someone who wants to understand the universe, but is too lazy to study physics?
That about sums it up in most cases. I do concede there are exceptions who have actually studied physics.
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What do you think of Doctors who save horribly disfigured people from massive wrecks or accidents? Heroes or Playing God because they can?
Not necessarily either, but I lean more towards heroes. I think fields such as cloning and genetic engineering are closer in nature to "playing God" than simply using your skill and resources to help someone recover from tragedy.
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Would you feel better about being cheated on if you could talk to his girlfriend and find out for yourself, in her own words why and how it happened? I feel like I have no closure. Just torment.
Nope. The confrontation, even if civil rarely leads to one feeling better. It just drags out the pain and likely brings up new things to obsess over. People like to think that somehow knowing "why?" is going to magically make them feel better because pain is not that simple to them. Searching for "why?" delays our healing. One must move on regardless of "why?"...
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Do you think that same-sex marriage is morally wrong?
no. I like that minding my business thing
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Do those "I say____ you say?" questions annoy anyone else besides me?
They did at first, but i kind of like the open ended flexibility of them.
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I have an employee that parked her car right by the front door of the business. All visiting customers walk past it. She has a big sign hanging in it that says 'I LOVE MY PENIS'. I told her to remove the sign or move the car. What would you do? She's mad.
why is she parking there anyway? Most businesses reserve spots like that for customers. In any case, if she can't understand how unprofessional that is, fuck her.
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Look around, what is the first red object you see?
red maple leaf on a bottle of Molson's
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Does wii fit makes you really lose weight?
Exercise and proper eating habits make you lose weight. Using wii fit can theoretically be part of that.
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How many people here have had Ethiopian food?
i love ethipian food
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Have you ever looked through your friends Q&A and asked yourself; "Why the hell did I add them as a friend?"
No. I don't recognize half the names. i get requests to add and i generally just accept them because it doesn't really hurt me to have them as a "friend" if they really feel the need for such a thing. I occasionally wonder what it is they saw in my posts that would make them wan tto request me as a friend, but i figure it was probably that one question i answered in the...
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What was Martin Luther King Jr.'s political affiliation? Was he a registered Democrat or Republican?
MLK was never registered as either. That is a fact. Like many civil rights leaders of the time, he worked with whichever party was willing to hear him out. In recent years republicans have become fond of claiming he was a Republican to try to appeal to black voters. It's an insult black people to claim so because it ignores the fact that both Democrat and Republican parties have...
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How much you practice your guitar>?
not nearly enough :(
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The Quran states that all people are born Muslim; Non-Muslims are those who have been led astray. Doesn't the discovery of feral children debunk this? (see links in my answer)
interesting. just markin this so I can see answers.
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I say "Resistance Is Futile" You say?
"good to know there is one less person i have to force into submission when I rule the world . You will be rewarded!. mwuhahahahahahahahahahah"
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Im seeing alot of commercials telling you to help homless animals. But really, why when there are homeless people who need help
No matter what charity/volunteer opportunity one chooses, there is always someone who could make an argument why another one is better. Yes, there are homeless people that need help, but there will always be homeless people that need help. If we simply waited until every homeless person on the planet before helping animals, we would never help animals. Helping anyone or anything is not...
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On a scale of 1-10, have you ever dated an 11?
Twice. Unfortunately, the first was already married.
Luckily, I found another 11 and i plan on spending the rest of my life with her.
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There is a reservist who refuses to deploy because they feel Obama is not our lawful president because he was not born in the US. (see link) Your thoughts?
i saw that and laughed for about 10 minutes. i hope his lying ass gets shipped out tomorrow
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Do you like how Shakira is dancing? why?
Indeed, I do. I think why anyone who is not some uptight fanatic or struck with an acute case of gayness wouldn't like her dancing is a bigger mystery. She's attractive, moves well, has cross cultural appeal and has an amazing body.
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I have heard that in the US, if you need an operation but you have no money or insurance you can't get into a hospital and you could die waiting. Is this true?
That's not exactly true. A hospital will take you in an emergency situation, regardless of insurance. You are not going to get elective surgery. Unfortunately, what is considered elective is somewhat debatable. For instance, a bypass for a person with a heart condition is considered optional although the odds are great the person will have an other heart attack if they do not have it.
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Have you, or anyone you have known, ever gone "HILLBILLY FISHING?" I believe this is also called "SNOGGIN." I'd like to learn more about it, but I would NEVER want to try it...
I saw it on discovery channel once. It was odd. I like fishing, but i will stick to regular tackle. i think it's called noodling.
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Are drums the loudest musical instrument?
As a person growing up playing trumpet, I'm going to say brass as far as non-amplified instruments that are primarily used as instruments are among the loudest. I always had to hold back when playing with other instruments as to not overpower them. It's actually difficult to play brass instruments softly. Other instruments that are certainly louder would be various instrumental...
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I say " Death to Auto-Tune" you say?
I'll pull the trigger!
Although, the funny thing about backlash, is it can be somewhat myopic. Autotune is a wonderful process when used in moderation. The number of people with absolute perfect pitch is very rare, even among people who are extremely talented. Studio time =$$ being able to fix the one or two off notes that a great singer may have made towards the end of a song due...
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Does anyone have any good, non-military, Sci-fi recommendations? I love Asimov and have read a few Heinleins and they were good.
Octavia Butler. Somewhat unnerving at times, but well written and she generates an uncomfortable at times sense of realism. her characters are not typically going to save the day, but rather tend to adjust to the cards they are dealt with. Doesn't make for classic, American cinema material, but it does give you the feeling that if her books were real, her characters actions would be...
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Does anyone else find it frustrating not knowing what country different AB people are in? I reckon it should show up under with your name and avatar as it has so much bearing on people's points of view & responses. Anyone agree?
hmmm...i dunno. For some reason, i am seeing yellow stars of davids and scarlet A's in my mind. yes, knowing where a person comes from is sometimes relevant, but often it has no bearing. Although wearing your origin on your sleeve would allow an increase in understanding in some places, it may also have an unintended effect of coloring the opinion of those reading their answers. I am...
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If Mother Theresa, Gandhi, Rosa Parks, or another person of that caliber died at the same time as Michael Jackson, who do you think would get more media attention, more attention overall, and why?
It depends on how you define "more media attention". The problem with comparing MJ and Ghandi is Ghandi would likely get more attention in India which much larger than the US population wise. The opinion of Ghandi is much more uniform in India than the opinion of MJ is here. The Billion or so people in India alone would create a scenario in which he got more attention by shear...
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Do you stop to play with other peoples pets, or do you just ignore them?
If they seem open to it, i will.
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Can someone be in love with a person and cheat on them at the same time?
yes. It's still wrong, but very possible. I don't think love can instantly stop.
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I say "Black Entertainment Television" you say?
Shitty channel that has in some ways hurt black people more than helped. BET had potential to fill the void that mainstream television neglected. It also was a chance to step outside the stereotypical formulas. Initially, BET did provide an outlet for music videos that MTV would not play. People forget that before Michael Jackson's ascent, MTV refused to play black artists. Their...
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To what extent does Wikipedia render AB irrelevant?
very little. They are two very different types of sites. AB is much more social and interactive. AB also is far more subjective.
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How did you find AB, was it from a friend or by accident?
friend
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MY WIFE IS CONTESTING DIVORCE BECAUSE SHE SAID THAT IT IS S SIN TO DIVORCE. THERE IS NO DIVORCE IN THE BIBLE. IS THIS LEGAL IN THE STATE OF FLORIDA.
You will get your divorce. It will just take as little longer than an uncontested one and cost more. Even if she doesn't sign, the sate will eventually absolve the marriage. The judge may make you jump through hoops like marriage counseling in some cases but if you want out, you will get it.
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Why don't groups like National Organization for Women fight restrictions on women registering for the Draft, like they fight fight against against other programs exclusive to men, or do they believe most women would lack the courage to register and serve?
Because it would be absurd for anyone to fight for things not considered positive. It would only somewhat more logical than black people fighting for the right to sunburn more easily. No one wants to be drafted. This question is very loaded because it ignores the fact that women's organizations have fought for the right for women to voluntarily fight and serve. Could you imagine if...
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Is there one, single piece of testable evidence that clearly points to a creator god?
this was supposed to be a comment to another answer. ignore
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I say "all electronics made in china" you say?
Other asian nations like Japan and Korea contribute their fair share too.
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Is I true when they say " when it's love if its not rough it isn't fun?
If you are Ike Turner
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Atheists, who is it do you turn to when your world come crashing down where do you find comfort or hope? (beside your families and friends)
Myself
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How long do u have to be to hit a girls g-spot?
length is not the issue with g-spot. It's shape. unless you have a penis that curls upwards, you are not likely to hit it directly. You are better off using your finger. Insert finger and make a "come here" position.
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Is there any point in answering old questions? Does anyone look at them?
Lots of old questions pop up and get lots of answers. some spark good conversations despite being a couple of years old
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Can anybody explain the fascination lots of people have with hunting? We have food in grocery stores, so why kill animals? Why not shoot inanimate objects if it's a desire to improve a skill?
People like killing and killing people is not legal. Only so many people can be in the military or be police officers. Even those people don't get the opportunity to kill as much as some people enjoy it.
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Do you know a person with strange political views?
myself. I put politics in the same category of life as fistf*cking. It's your right to engage, but I find most participants to be be full of sh*t regardless of which side.
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Well i had my frist abortion back in march. at the time it seemed like the rite thing to do but now i just don't kno i stay sad all the time. i would like to kno will it be hard for me to get pragnet now after the abortion?
Should not affect you one bit unless it was some back alley job in a third-world country. I kind of wonder if this question is real.
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(For Americans) Name a country that starts whith a U?
United Arab Emirates
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How do you find Outgoing Mail Server IncomingMail Server I am trying to set up my Microsoft Mail. Thanks, Lue
You get the information from your ISP or network admin. If it is an ISP, they typically have that information on their website in the support section.
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Complete the statement: Anyone who wants to rule the world ought to __________ first.
invent a religion capable of bullshitting billions into following you first
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Do you believe that atheists are less fearfull of`death and the unknown? Therefore, they are more or less at ease with the idea of nothingness after death?
It varies. i think most living creatures fear death to some degree, regardless of belief. I'm assuming gazelles are not exactly born again Christians, yet they look pretty scared when that Lion is nipping at their heels. Fear of death varies among atheists the same way it does among religions. A radical Islamic suicidal bomber evidently has overcome the natural fear of death more than...
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Do you think Atheist really should be called Atheist? They say they "Don't believe in God" but saying you don't believe in "him" is pretty much making a point that there is a God. Don't you think?
Every now and then I run across a genuinely stupid question...and this is one of them. So, if at any point you have a conversation about Santa Claus and say him"is that acknowledging belief in Santa Claus? Do you realize the paradox your bizarre premise that merely mentioning a deity implies belief would produce. If you gave anyone a list of deities from various religions, they are bound...
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If you had been bigger, stronger and you knew you would win, would you have beat the snot out of those people who gave you a hard time way back when?
I was never really picked on. The only situations i ever had that I was at a serious disadvantage were against multiple assailants. being bigger and stronger would not have changed much. Even then, I fair well considering.
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Is it wrong to snore?
the concept of dehumanizing people in order to rationalize inhumane treatment is one of the oldest tricks in the books. No real surprise.
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Why is it when I ask a question that is for atheist,no christian answers,yet when I ask a question for Christians,atheist take over the question?Lack of respect?
Considering most questions directed towards atheists, muslims or anyone not christian are likely to be answered by christians, it's no big deal. If you want questions answered only by Christians, go to a Christian website. Perhaps you should stop asking hateful, inflammatory questions.
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Did you know that Charles Darwin denounced his theory of evolution on his death-bed?
no, I don't know it because it is a lie. Even many churches denounce it as a lie. Here is a Christian source that denounces that bullshit:
http://www.christiananswers.net/q-aig/darwin.html
Did you know that spreading a lie is a sin?
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My wife cheated on me more than once and i have a recording of it but she still denies it how can i trick her into telling me the truith
if you already know, why play the silly game of tricking her? Take the recording to a lawyer and divorce the bitch.
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What do you think of this statement? "Abortion is premeditated murder"
it's a distortion. It's like saying the death penalty is premeditated murder.
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What will Arturo Gatti be best remembered for?
always putting on an exciting fight, even in defeat
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Can you name 2 professional athletes that are related to each other?
venus and Serena was my first choice, but someone else said it, so i will say Barry Bonds and Gary Shefield
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Are you in love? Who's the lucky person?
My future wife
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Is theory of evolution against God or not, and why
neither. theye are two different things. Where the theory of evolutions is true is absolutely unrelated to whether there is a God. god could have invented evolution for all we know. Evolution certainly is contrary to literal interpretations of creation theories as described in books like genesis, but that is not the same as being against God.
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Whats so innapropriate about a pie eating contest!? i was scrolling through the guide on tv && i saw something called cream pie suckers. my mom wont let me watch it. she says it sounds innapropriate. also it was on a channel called hust. wats that?
it's probably a film about people who suck cum out of coochies, but i suspect you knew that already.
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Someone invited me to their model agency but am I pretty enough? Pictures: http://i30.tinypic.com/14izudi.jpg or http://i31.tinypic.com/2n0ra5y.jpg or http://i31.tinypic.com/ipvdw4.jpg Please be sincere
Edit: I'm 15 y.o.
I haven't looked at the picture yet, but i am going to say yes because of the nature of the modeling industry. The most successful models are not necessarily pretty. You may simply have the right "look" at the right time. How you carry yourself, who you know, and how much work you are willing to put in matter more than how "pretty' you are.
i have since looked at...
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Do you think in the generations to come that a time machine will be built?
No. Certainly not one that could travel back to the past. It is conceivable (but completely unlikely), based on the theory of relativity, that utilizing enough energy to totally obliterate the speed of light barrier that we could achieve something similar to going on a one way trip to the future. hard for me to put into words at the moment, but it would be nothing like time travel we see in...
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Should attacks on politicians families be out of bounds?
Depends on how you define attack. Defining a comedians poor joke as an "attack" is a stretch. Comedians are going to joke about anything they think will get a laugh. If you don't want comedians making jokes about your kids drug habits or promiscuity then, um, maybe you should address your kids drug habits and promiscuity. I also noticed that politicians like Palin have a habit...
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Background checks mean prisoners can't get jobs. How can they be rehabilated?
Some people will give them a chance. As far as rehabilitated, our justice system is not designed for rehabilitation. Our economy relies heavily on crime
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If trinity is the foundation of christian belief, than Jesus must explain it clearly. but he did not, why?
because jesus never heard of it. it was invented after he died
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Are you a fan of Dexter? Why, why not?
I love Dexter. twisted as hell. i think it's running out of steam, but one of the few shows i watch
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What would you do if your house was infested with ladybugs?
Not sure. they always seem so harmless and unobtrusive.
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Why do people see ethanol from corn as a food shortage problem rather than increasing food security (the reality)?
because corn is a very poor food source compared to what could be grown instead. It has little nutritional value, since it all converts to sugar. It's pk in addition to other foods, but certainly not the solution to a food shortage.
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Do you own a solar powered anything?
yes. She bought me a flip-flap
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My friend who goes to the strip clubs---all the time! He had the nerve to call me a "Pervert"..Do you think that is one of the Sillyiest things you have heard?
as stupid as this is, i have heard many things far sillier :)
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Ever played pinball? Do you find it more entertaining than video games? Do you have a favorite?
I love pinball. Don't play as much anymore. I think my all-time favorite is the Black Knight.
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Be honest. Have you ever watched a Michael Jackson video to try to learn to do the moonwalk/the Thriller dance?
Never gad to. I remember doing the moonwalk before I ever saw MJ do it. As a child in New Jersey and Brooklyn, it was a common move among breakdancers. "poppers" and "lockers" that I saw often growing up. By the time I saw MJ do it, I was impressed with how well he did it, but I was amazed at how many people thought it was something new. The things you take for granted.
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Are you or do you know anyone thats good at writing dialogue and can help write a comic book story and wants to start a comic
No, but i have thought about trying it. i just suck at drawing.
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Whos your favorite watchmen character besides Rorschach and why
Dr Manhattan. Nothing like good ol' fashioned omnipotence.
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Why does this girl I met think I'm a slut because I've slept with a Brazilian?
because she has makes snap judgments that make no sense. run!
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Would you ever be in an open relationship?
no
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Do you think it makes God look very nice when you say "God took Michael Jackson to heaven" when he had three children on earth who depended on him? Do you think God takes people from this earth?
I think that idea is silly. Even if i believed in God, I would find it silly. Michael died because he had a heart attack. What caused it is still subject to debate, but i doubt God suddenly decided MJ must die this moment.
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Do you agree with Catholic priests refusing to say 'good morning' to congregations, because it is too informal?
Their church, their rules. I find most formal rules in any setting kinda stuffy but I was not exactly good with authority figures. It's no worse than requiring kids to recite daily a drone-like repetition pledging allegiance to an inanimate object probably made in China for the sake of blind nationalism. If i ever have a church, I'm warning you all, the service is starting with...
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I think Obama should of been a president in Kenya where the children chant and sing the 'change and destruction' their muslim brother will bring of their opposers/enemies? youtube...
your colon must really hate carrying around all that hate in your bowels
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I heard Google is planning to introduce its own operating system in competition with Microsoft Windows 7. Are you interested?
no. Google is just as interested in being a monopoly as MS, so no point in trading. Google has already tried to sneak in some questionable license agreements on their products.
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Who should be the Republican candidate for President in 2012?
David Duke with Alan Keyes as VP
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If Adam and Eve were White, what did black people evolve out of?
Theoretically, it would be more likely that they were black and white people evolved from them. the story is bullshit anyway, so it doesn't matter
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Why are so many people bitter about capitalism? Would they rather prefer socialism, despite the numerous times it's failed?
isms suck
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I am facing a rape case in georgia, does the state have to appoint me an attorney if i can not afford one? the court would not allow me to represent myself would they?
No matter what criminal charges you face, you are entitled to a public defender. You can represent yourself, but most of the time it is a bad idea.
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What does it mean when my computer "chirps"? There is no storm or reason to think there may be a power outage.
usually that indicates some issue generated by the motherboard's built-in disagnostics. If you have a manual for the motherboard, the meaning of the chirps is usually explained.
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Yo Moslims, do u know that the Quran was writen, edited and re-edited by man? So was the bible, but we don't take that so seriously. Not to the extent that we tie a bomb around ourselves? Do you get me?
Plenty of Christians have taken the bible seriously enough to do some pretty heinous things. Just like Christians dismiss the acts of the past and of modern individuals as not representing Chrsitianity as a whole, but of just those people, muslims make the same claim.
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Is there anybody on answerbag that you wish you knew in the real world in a romantic way?
no, but there are a couple who , if i were not already in love would be interesting to consider knowing better that could have potential. there are several women on here who i find fascinating, but I also keep in mind that i don't know these people. Anyone can be "nice" on a screen. The rational person that always has well thought responses might be an absolute ass when they...
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Are all answers with swearing in them automatically removed, these days?
nope. like many things on Ab, it all depends on who flags you. i think context makes a difference too. Cursing someone out is less tolerated than profanity not directed at another user.
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Would secrets from your past be discovered if you ran for public office?
I'm sure, but i would probably head them off at the pass. easier to come out with it than let the enemy put their spin on it. Scandal tends to only be effective during denial. getting busted smoking pot is more damaging than admitting you smoked it before. So, in case i ever run for office,
1. I inhaled
2. "I did ga-googity that girl. I ga-shmoygadeed her ga-flavity with my...
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Do you think that Pope should publically debate pople like Richard Dawkins and Chris Hitchens? I get the impression that the early Christian church leaders would have willingly done so to defend their faith and try to convert non believers.
Aboslutely not. "Should" implies obligation and the Pope's obligation is to his church and not putting on pointless shows tha twill not change anyone's mind. He can leave that for the attention whoring bullshitters like Ray Comfort and other guys who have the agenda of selling books. A debate over unprovable subject matters typically ends up being a matter of...
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Why don't any of the major fast food burger joints offer turkey burgers?
price wars. Turkey burgers cost more. I doubt the average McDonalds customer is willing to pay more for a turkey burger.
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If you're a non-smoker, and you've invited a smoker friend who's just been through a trauma to your house to be comforted, and they're shaking and say they need a cigarette, would you send them outside? or let them light up?
i would let them light up due to circumstances.. One cigarette is not going to cause a major change in my home or my lungs. If they attempted a second, i would go outside with them, but make it clear they are not about to make a habit of smoking in my home
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Is health care overhaul needed for small businesses? See LINK:
Congrats oin topic of the day. i would say yes. Most small businesses are faced with the choice of offering o health insurance or very poor insurance. My last employer switched to coverage that was so bad that one could probably get better care doing careful research of charities.
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When it comes to handouts and bailouts is everyone a socialist?
i can see where one would make that argument. Democrats and Republicans give out massive handouts, they just choose different recipients. Corporate welfare didn't just start with Obama.
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A long time ago, what interesting stuff cost just a penny?
Penny candy was the most awesome invention lol you could gather up found change and have a smörgåsbord! "i want 5 of those and 10 of those and 6 of those...."
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Have you ever run away from home? where did you go?
I ran away to germany when i was 13. Long story. Don't feel like sharing it. The hardest part was getting my father to blindly sign all the paperwork for my passport without noticing. Luckily he was oblivious to everything on this planet except church.
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Does anyone know the name of the font used in the text in the beginning and end of this video from Michael Jackson's memorial? Thank you
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m5SUjWtpgc8
I'm guessing you tried to embed video and it did not work. sometimes you have to go to edit and resubmit it a couple of times for video to work. Otherwise, just answer your own question and include video.
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Can you often guess a movies ending?
Unfortunately, it happens too often for me. Sometimes it ruins the movie because too many movies rely on what they feel is a clever twist ending. When I figure it out within the first 15 minutes (i still hate M. Knight Shamalan for that Village crap) it makes for a very dull movie.
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Civil disobedience,1st Amendment rights or disrespect to the flag?
i think to violate someone's civil liberties over a piece of cloth probably made in China is retarded. Whether it was disrespectful or not is irrelevant. It;'s a protest. If all protests were "respectful", Jim Crow laws might still be around and women might not be allowed to vote still.
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Does contemporary African-American entertainment (movies, plays, etc.) mischaracterize the African-American church? Is the church strengthened or diminished by these portrayals? Please use examples.
Xhephera has already made the excellent point that black people have all manners of belief and thus, there is no one right portrayal. African-American Churches vary from highly intellectual organizations based on apologetic teachings and hermeneutics, to the Rolls-Royce driving womanizer led congregations. What is shown in movies varies. I have seen the Reverand DoRight's from...
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I say "Budweiser" you say?
Stellaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa*
*They sold out to Stella Artois
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I say "Converse" you say? (Please look at the question category before answering)
chuck taylors
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Hi im very angry as everone keeps calling me gay and they no i have had loads of girlfreinds id rather die than be gay no offenise ! i scared when i get older gurls are going to call me gay please help
It's a gay that this isn't a question!
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Can I delete the files in the c:\documents and settings\User\local settings\temp I have viruses in there and want to know if I will hurt anything by doing this?
deleting temp files won't hurt you, but probably won't fix your problem either.
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What do you remember as a child when you were first told about Hell? Did it scare you in to going to church?
No. it scared me, but I went to church as a child because i had no choice.
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What does it mean when a girl cheats on you, sleeps with a second guy, then tells you she loves you and tries to work it out, sleeps with the second guy again, and now is with a third guy who now lives with her after just a week?
It means her boyfriend is a f*ckin schmuck!
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What's the difference between INDOCTRINATION and EDUCATION?
The opinion of the person describing it
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Does meditation help?
depends on what you are trying to accomplish. If your goal is to relax, it may help. If your goal is to seduce your neighbor's pet llama, it may be useless.
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Any idea why my brother hates me so much?
because you ask questions that don't have enough info to give a legitimate answer?
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Should the US military weed out white supremacists?
it would be impossible since every white supremacist does not exactly wear a sign on his/her head. Not to mention, it could open the floodgate to weed out all kinds of other people. I'm sure the ACLU would even fight such a thing.
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Will nuclear weapons fall into the hands of terrorists one day?
"Terrorist" is a bullshit political word with little objective meaning. As many have said before me" one man's terrorist is another man's 'freedom fighter'" Acts that are often portrayed as "terroristic" have been used by many countries, including our own (U.S.). We have certainly trained and armed groups who use such tactics to wage war...
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Where are you least likely to see the Virgin Mary?
If she's waking up next to me, she would likely be called the "damn sure not a virgin anymore" Mary
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Do you find the Wawa hoagiefest ad disturbing?
i have not seen it...*off to youtube to find*
Edit: This one?
seems stupid but not disturbing. i do miss Wawa. i liked their coffee
Edit: This one?
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Do you ever get upset when you see interracial couple? Be honest
nope. life is too short to get upset about dumbshit
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What is your perspective on sex?
sex...yaaaaaaaaay!
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Why do so many people wait to give point, until the questioner gives points first?They don't mind answering the question, and for that I say Thank you in advance!!! +6
Sometimes I forget to give points because i am eager to submit an answer, with the intent of giving points after i answer. Seeing the points or comments show up, reminds me to go back and give the points.
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Should Morgan Freeman marry his step-granddaughter?
ewwwww old balls.
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Who is the lamest movie villain of all time?
In the Halle Berry movie "Catwoman", the villain was a cosmetics company. :|
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I say "Taste the Rainbow" you say?
salad tossing at a gay pride event
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Why is it guys say i'm hot yet I'm always single?
Because merely being hot only attracts people to you. It does not guarantee they will do more than look. There are numerous reasons why they don't go beyond that. Not saying any of these are the case, but i can think of a few reasons off the top of my head:
1) You may be so hot that guys assume you are taken without even trying.
2) Many guys may think you are out of their league.
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What is the name of a soup that is served cold and not warmed?
gazpacho!!!!! mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
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How many gods are there altogether?
endless
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What if all of space was a giant ocean on a planet that was infinite times bigger than we ever imagined? Wouldn't that be a trip?
yes, it would be.
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I say "Stimulus Package" you say?
snicker...that still sounds so sexual to me!!
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WOW! That Obama is making George Bush look like a great POTUS is weird, isn't it?
Even if Obama absolutely fails, that would not make Bush look great. It would just mean we had two failures in a row.
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Say for a moment, that God is not perfect. What do you think His biggest mistake may be? Or his one mistake?
For sake of argument, i will base this on the model that the bible is 100% true and accurate. The biggest mistake would be allowing his naive and defenseless creation to be exposed to his most dangerous creation. How uneducated beings who possibly had no knowledge that the serpent even existed, let alone would lie to them, would be able to resist, what was likely a huge temptation already...
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When someone claims they want to end their life, what is the one sentence you can say that may change their mind?
"I'll give you mindblowing oral sex if you think it over"
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Is there one, single piece of testable evidence that clearly points to a creator god?
There is none and that's ok. If there is a god, why should he/she/it be testable. God could certainly be outside of the realm of any known physical realm that we could test, and assuming for sake of argument, god is all powerful, would have no trouble concealing it's own existence. Lack of proof is not proof of non-existence. I respect believers who simply have faith than the ones...
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Where's the best place to sit on a rollercoaster?
Best View=the front car
The best "thrill"= the rear car The whip like effect is most exaggerated at the rear.
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Was Hitler evil or a saint?(Before jumping on my head, this question needs deep thinking, not emotional ranting). Will anybody be wrong to claim that Hitler was a Saint?
I will totally dismiss the saint possibility, not for emotional reasons, but because of the simple fact that he does not meet the criteria for Saint from any religion that I can think of . Here is the criteria from several well known religions and a few that are more on the fringe and he fails :
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Saint
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What do you think of a 16 year old girl having a black back with pink stars is it too immature?
I think it's nobody's business. Whether a person comes off as immature to me has nothing to do with something as petty as their fashion sense when it comes to accessories. i think worrying about what's on someone's backpack reflects more on the maturity of person wasting their time than the wearer of the backpack.
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Top three: who do you love?
Daughter, Son, Aunt
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When a person that you love has no money for rent,a car, or food because of a drug adiction leting them stay rent free, useing your car and feeding them gives them no reason to quit. How do you help them without inableing them?
By not enabling them. You just said yourself that they have no reason to quit. They have a personal santa claus taking care of things. Offer to take them to rehab or any other resource to help that person but don't give another cent or resource yourself.
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My husband constantly talks about "open relationship" or not wanting to stay in this marriage. One day it's I love you and want/need you... the next it's I DONT WON'T this but I love you. Help.... im confused
he wants the security of marriage but the freedom of chasing strange. Dump him or prepare to share.
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Why are scientists eager to believe "String Theory" with no evidence but give psychic "evidence" much doubt because of no theory?
String theory is far from consensus. Like any branch of science in it's infancy, it is not close to universally accepted for just that reason; lack of evidence. All theories start off as unproven hypothesis and string theory is no exception. In science "belief" in an unproven theory usually equates to "belief that evidence will eventually support the theory".
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Has your s/o ever lied to you? If so, what did you do?
Not that i know.
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In the chair you are sitting in, do you face North, South, East or West?
north
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Can you honestly tell the difference in taste between brand names and a cheaper make? i.e. Heinz beans vs - stores own brand?
Sometimes. There are some products where there is a clear difference. It sometimes depends on how it is used. Differences between brands can be masked when combined with other ingredients. Even fine restaurants will use generic ingredients unless there is a noticeable difference.
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What is the law on massage parlours offering sex
it's prostitution and thus illegal
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Why was this Q rejected as nonsense? I think that was an error; this seems to be exactly what AB is needed for.
I don't get why it was rejected either.
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The President says "close Guantanamo" you say?
it's about time
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The Universe: Result of a Chance Accident or the Result of an Intelligent Creator?
neither. It was the chance accident of an unintelligent janitor.
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Do you find it funny that atheist don't like the christian bible but always seem to counter almost every scripture we quote with another scripture?
Unfortunately, many Christians will listen to nothing but scripture. basic logic often is ignored and the atheist is often told to "prove it with scripture".
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Are there any religious conflicts between Islam and Christianity, and does either one feel superior to the other?
1.islam is truly monotheistic and Christianity has a trinity which everyone but christians regard as polytheistic.
2. Christians believe jesus is god and islam regards him as a man and prophet.
3. islam regards Mohamed as the greatest prophet and Christians regard him as a fraud.
4. Christians believe the bible is the infallible word of god and Islam feels it has been tampered with and...
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Is a cross hanging around your neck or in your home considered an idol?
As pointed out already, it depends on who you ask. If there was consensus on what God's opinion was, this question would not need to be asked. It's not "what the bible says" that is so often debated, but what it means. Obviously the bible does not mention crucifixes specifically, so from the literal perspective, the bible does not say. Every attempt to apply what the...
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Am I wrong for being outraged when my GF said "Youre not even a man then!" because I would pay for half her brakes and not the whole thing for 8 weeks worth of rides to work. I already fill her tank and she pays no gas, and I buy way more meals than befor
Don't be a schmuck. Tell her to go earn her money with her ass like every other gold digger.
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Am I special or did everyone get an email from Homeland Security pointing you to the new Web site on H1N1 prevention. See LINK:
i didn't get one
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What was the first "naughty movie" you saw?
Felini's Casanova
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What are the most conservative and the most liberal cities in the US?
Good question. Cities in general tend to lean towards liberal, even in conservative regions. For most liberal, cities, i would say San Francisco, Seattle and New York are the top candidates among major cities. As far as most conservative, that's tougher since even the most conservative cities are liberal compared to suburbs.. I would say, pick a city in Utah. There are several Texas...
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Is the best way to get a trophy on here to ask a bunch of random and/or stupid questions?
no, but you are close!!
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If you were invited to the devils wedding, would you go?
sure. the pictures i would take would be worth a fortune
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What is up with people who shoot the messenger just because they don't like the message?
maybe they just find shooting someone incredibly fun and the messenger just happens to be there. It's like when you happen to be reading the Sunday comics on your porch while sorting your lube collection and your girlfriend's sister bends over and you sodomize her while whistling "Camptown Races" You didn't plan that. It just timing!!
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Can you get a girl pregnant by cumming in her mouth
yes, you could know her lungs up!!
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Are the United Nations ineffective in solving all the major conflicts in the world?
yes, because it's most powerful members refuse to be be bound by UN rules or use them to stonewall the UN itself. China tends to block action against N. Korea. Us tends to block action against Israel. Russia tends to block action against Iran. Every major country uses it's veto in a political way that totally neuters the UN. To make matters worse, when any of these countries are...
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Can you have a musical without music?
I suppose you could make a musical where everything was sung acapella
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Can google break microsoft's windows? Google challenges MS. Google OS in the end of 2010.
I doubt it. Not really sure I would want them to succeed. Google does not want to destroy the monopoly. They want to replace it with their own. We already have several viable operating systems(MacOS, Linux, BSD) that are as functional as Windows (some arguably more so) or would be so with more support. There have also been several that sorta died in the past that potentially could have...
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If aliens landed in front of you and, in exchange for anything you desire, offered you any position on their planet, what would you want?
um... you didn't say what I had to exchange. I'm not taking the anal probe. My answer depends one what I have to give up.
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Is war different from murder?
war is sanctioned murder, so technically yes. One is technically legal and the other is technically illegal.
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Guys, please help us ladies. What do you go through in a breakup? Do you cry? How do you move on?
It really depends on what caused the breakup. I'm sure I would respond to walking in on my wife in the middle of an orgy and then being told all of my kids are really my brother's would feel a little different than her telling me she feels we are drifting apart and it is best we go our separate ways. Regardless of the reason, you just feel the pain and realize that no matter how...
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Do guys really not like it if a girl smokes? I only smoke 3 a day and i'm trying to decide if its worth the nicotine fits to stop or not
Stop while the habit is minor. I don't think most guys "like it". Some will tolerate it, but few like it, especially if they don't smoke. At 3 a day, your nic fits are probably only so severe.
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What is a kind of place that might have a childrens section?
Amusement park
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Prisoners: no welfare for life. Is that fair?
see link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9nmZBrN6MmY
I don't see the connection
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Is my user name the worst user name ever?
It could be much worse!!! like this!!
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I've been constipated for 3 days now. I've been drinking lots of water, and getting lots of fiber, but I still haven't had the urge to poop. Any ideas?
Coffee enema
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What word do you think is most vital to the english language, and why?
it's between cunnilingus and exquisite
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Why the hell do I keep attracting cheaters?
Do you have titties and a vagina? If so, that is why!
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My wife cheated on me with a family member. Is it even possible to consider getting over this?
pretend to forgive her, pee in her butt and dump her deviant ass
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What is your favorite line in a movie?
"what we got here, is failure to communicate"
Coolhand Luke
Of contemporary movies, i am very partial to
"Now I want you to take a step back... and literally fuck your own face! "
by Lex Grossman in Tropic Thunder
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Sillyville is having their Annual Hot Bikini Contest for Their Much Loved State. Rules are that you Represent Your State Well..I am already Miss Ohio. What State Are You Miss Hotstuff?
I'm Mr Washington
I make cookies!
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WHY DO SOME MEN WHO HAVE GIRLFRIENDS FEEL IT,S OK TO SLEEP WITH OTHER WEMAN BUT IT,S NOT OK FOR THERE GIRLFRIEND TO SLEEP WITH OTHER GUYS
Is English not your native language? Not making fun of you. Just wondering because I have seen a couple questions of yours and each is full of grammar issues and misspellings of easily spelled words. I'm asking for clarity and not to make fun of you. We have a lot of people on here who speak English as a second language and sometimes it is confusing answering questions. Knowing this...
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DRUG OVERDOSE OF OXYCODONE, HOW MANY PILLS FOR A FATEL OVERDOSE
i refuse to answer this question because I'm leaning towards safety on this one. You type in all caps and spelled "fatal" wrong. It makes me wonder if you are unstable. Maybe you are fine and the key got stuck, but I'm not taking chances on giving info like that to a potentially unstable individual.
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Why is it that if a women has sex with a lot of guys she is considered a slut, but if guys sleep with a lot of girls, he is the man?
I refuse to sleep with more than 5 women per day. A man's gotta have limits!
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Why do we have elbows?
it would be pretty awkward to have arms that could not bend
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Do Baptists believe that once saved, always saved? Or can you pray and ask Him to give you salvation at any time?
Most of the baptist churches I attended growing up believed that once you were saved you were always saved and that it took an act like blaspheming the holy spirit to change that. In actual practice though, many were quick to claim that someone wasn't "really saved" to get around that whenever they wanted to condemn someone who had at one point had been seen as saved. I know...
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Fill in the gap please ! daisy____________!
Duke
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Like I said do these assholes know what they are doing as well as I do,sometimes i think not.Why do doctors try fear and do you think hes covering up for something else maybe for a friend.Lets reverse and find out the real truth!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Leave Dr J alone! He's a doctor!
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What punishment should be given to a rapist?
Depends on the type of rapist. if it is a clear cut case of forced sex (not the more blurry date rape type), i say force them into a cell with rotating obscenely endowed brutes who get incentives for making his cellmate's butt bleed.
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Why is it that Liberals speak out against War so loud but in the next breath they will support abortion? Abortions kill more people every year then our current wars have. Abortion is war on the truly innocent.
They are two unrelated things, but if you must go down this slippery slope: why is it somehow better in the mind of conservatives for a stranger taking orders from someone to kill the pregnant mother AND her unborn child in addition to the many people already born? It's admittedly loaded question, but no more so than yours. Most pro-choice people are not for having abortions anymore than...
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Using no more than five words, describe your first true love.
kind
sweet
honest
forgiving
trusting
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Why does Planned Parenthood offer abortion services but not adoption services?
because they are not an adoption agency. Why does Burger King not sell pizza?
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Would having a quarter of a million dollars (250,000.00) solve all your problems?
no, but it would be well spent.
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What does debussy mean?? edward used it in twilight and i have no idea what it means
as in the composer?
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Why do you think Sarah Palin is really resigning?
she's aborting our secret love child and wants to do it out of the limelight
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You are participating in a race. You overtake the second person. What position do you finish?
um...second
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Do you judge people by their screen names?
typically no unless it is extreme like "Hitler Is My Hero". I figure they either are a nazi supporter or more likely just someone who likes to get a rise out of someone. i usually reserve which option it is after reading their posts.
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Is it possible for chubby girls to find attractive men? Do you think that men are only attracted to thin beautiful girls?
There are lots of attractive men with "chubby girls". some prefer their women like that. chubby does not necessarily equal ugly. men may like thin "beautiful" girls as trophies, but who men truly want varies greatly.
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What political party do you associate yourself with?
none and never will
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Our helpful CL, Galeanda has finally answered 50,000 Qs on AB. Will you please join me in congratulating her on this Marvelous achievement? She is the first one to have this title!
that is a lot of answering. great job!
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Which is the best singer, missy elliot, bob dylan, frank sinatra, or soulja boy?
easily Frankie. Soulja boy is not a singer at all. Missy is a singer/rapper. Dylan is a great song writer who's singing is an acquired taste.
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What is the strangest business combination you have ever seen?(Today I saw a bakery/optometrist)
that sounds awesome!!
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How old were you in the year 2000?
9 years younger than now :)
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My ex-bf and I are very close but he has a gf. Sometimes he comes over to my place and we cuddle and talk, no sex. Else we talk on the phone. His gf doesn't know about our close friendship. Are we having an affair?
yes. All affairs are not sexual.
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Why would any family allow a child to speak at the funeral for her father with millions and millions of people watching her?
because it is an effective means of gaining public support. Most funerals are not televised worldwide, so you can throw out the standard funeral playbook. many people hate Al Sharpton and even Kobe Bryant, but nobody is going to speak badly of a grieving child.
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Some people claim it's racist to forbid saggy baggy pants since they're mostly worn by black youths. Do you buy this argument?
kind of. It's more stupid than racist. What makes it seem racist is that the same logic is not applied to fashion trends common among caucasian youth. Bad fashion trends come and go and are usually not banned. It's not about obsceneity.sagging pants usually reveal shorts or underwear at the most. Where as low riding jeans tend to reveal ass cracks and thongs, which is far more...
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When a man calls a woman sister, what does that mean?
That they have at least one parent in common.
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Do you like the song "This land is my land"? And do you like to sing it?
i think you8 are thinking of "This Land is Your land" by Woodie Guthrie. odd, I just saw a film about him the other day starring David Carradine. I always found it odd that the song is so popular , considering it is arguably very communist in nature. Woodie was very controversial in life due to his strong advocacy of labor unions and affiliations with communists. I don't...
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If I was god, how could I prove it to you? Note: I am not saying I am god, I am just curious as to how it could be proved that someone is god!
For one, if you were God, you would already know the answer to this question. For shits and giggles, I will ignore that obvious answer. It wouldn't really take much. just pop over right now and say "I'm god beeeeeeeotch!" and perhaps answer a few questions.
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How do I meet Michael Jackson's oldest son? Please leave proper answers.
You just asked for a "proper answer" to a somewhat unlikely to be answered properly question. Aside from borderline illegal tactics used by paparazzi, there is no specific way that is guaranteed to work. You could become a documentary filmmaker and send his estate a request for an interview for your film biography of MJ's life, but that will likely only work if you are an...
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In your opinion....Which is the worst movie that got the most attention?
Another vote for Twilight. absolute crap. i can't see how anyone over 13 could watch that without feeling like their intelligence was being violated.
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How dose someone have an abortion once she's pasted 5 months
There are places that will do it , but it is not very common. Here is an article by a doctor that does provide them and why she does so:
http://community.feministing.com/2009/05/why-i-provide-second-trimester.html
call one of the clinics listed on this page in your area. Many (most in fact will not do it unless you have a damn good reason), but you can at least get facts instead of...
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What is the exact place where God lives?
The keebler's treehouse
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For Michael Jackson doubters. Have you changed your mind since hearing seeing all the heartfelt tributes from many well known people around the world who knew him personally or do you still believe the worse about him. Surely so many couldn't be wrong?
My opinion has not changed one bit. If we were to go by the words said at a person's funeral, EVERYBODY is wonderful. i don't know for sure whether he molested kids, but i am still inclined to believe it and a staged memorial designed to honor him is not going to change my mind. I hope he didn't do it, but still can't help but feel he did. Nobody's denying that to...
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What is the name of the first person you fell in love with and where is that person now?
her name was Trina and I am not sure where she is.
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What are professions/industries that Christians can not enter into in good conscience?
Astrologer or any other profession that is based on supernatural beliefs that there is close to consensus as being contrary to biblical beliefs, like fortune telling, tarot card reader, psychic , etc.
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You were a POW: Give up top secret national security info or get tortured to death?
Who the hell knows. What are the odds that someone that has "top secret national security info" will be a POW? The soldiers in position to be captured know very little beyond their orders and location. Soldiers rarely know more than the minimum of what they need to know because most people are going to talk. It's easy to say you will resist torture when you know you will...
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What happens if you are caught downloading music or movies from peer-to-peer sites?
The RIAA and similar organizations find you a truly excessive amount that far exceeds the actual value of the songs. They have not been doing this as much since it has created a backlash against them.
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Why does society portray such a negative view of overweight people? In the media, they are always portrayed as ugly, stupid, greedy and mean.
I disagree with your "always" on some of the things you listed. Often the most lovable character in tv shows and movies is the lovable, fun loving fat guy or the kindly fat woman/nanny figure. Santa is certainly not seen as mean or greedy. As far as why the negative image overall of overweight people, it depends on which category you are talking about. People who are overweight...
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Is Sarah Palin a "circus act"?
No,that is an insult to genuine hard working clowns, acrobats and bearded ladies.
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By the year 3000 AD, do you think humankind has a better chance of achieving time travel, walking on the surface of the sun, or neither?
Neither, but time travel is certainly more possible (relatively speaking) since the sun has no surface to walk on.
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How can you get a hi legally without the need of any illegal drugs?
feed someone you love lots of cabbage and beer. Place a hose in their anus and the other end on your nose. wait for the magic to happen. no matter what keep inhaling. you will get high. It's legal
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Anyone else think this pic is just SO AWESOME? http://shinigamigirl.deviantart.com/art/We-are-One-128639208 (you have to fix the url so it doesnt ha
In terms of skill it is good, but I just can't get into the furry thing. + 5 though
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Do you think eating meat is cruel? If yes, please explain...
no. it's yummy.
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What public figure would you most like to see saved and born again? Please explain why.
Paris Hilton. It would be hilarious hypocrisy in action.
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Amazing..in a few short years there will be an entire generation of kids saying Micheal who? Don't you wish you could be one of them,?
i doubt that happens anytime soon. MJ's glory years were a long time ago and kids around the world still love him despite the allegations. My son was not alive the last time Michael had a hit yet watched the memorial. Like it or not, he was the biggest pop star of his generation and will not likely be forgotten anytime soon, even by those too young to remember him before he was a...
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Men how many of you hate to give oral sex to a woman? A guy once told me most men don't like to.
i love doing it. he must hang around a lot of gay guys
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Have you ever faked an orgasm? and did your partner realise?
yes. long ago. It's tough to pull off as a man, but I did it
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How naughty are you? Take the quiz ~ see my answer below for more details.
$600-$800 – Naughty, naughty. I was somewhere in the mid 600's and lost the exact count
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Have you ever felt like you were going to puke right after sex?
yes
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What is your worst movie of recent years? - Just to get you started, my top two are 2. Meet the Spartans and 1. Planet of the Apes (Mark Wahlberg)
The remake of the Wicker Man
Ghsot Rider
The Happening
The Village
take your pick
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If i cummed in my girlfriend is she pregnant right away or is there a chance she is might not be?
There is a 50% chance you are retarded
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I am 56 years old and attracted to girls and women only all my life but I have never married. I like to be alone most of the time but do have friends and family that I enjoy spending time with. What is wrong with me?
sounds like you need some coochie....but then again, this question is fake so it doesn't matter (see Karen Anne's answer)
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While the rest of the world is advancing, what are creationists doing?
Butchering science to try and make creationism sound scientific so they can rename it and try to teach it in schools.
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Your thoughts on cuttlefish?
fascinating creatures. very intelligent and curious.
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Do you want me to bully you?
Go for it!
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What is the first thing you see that is yellow when you look around?
The print on a cup from Subway
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Do you think that there is anything wrong with Michael Jackson? Do you think he is guilty or innocence for child molestation?
yes
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Why do believers hate atheist?
They don't. At least not all of them. People who are filled with hate are filled with hate whether they are theists or atheists.
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If you hate Sarah Palin so much, and think she is the dumbest person on the planet. Why aren't you happy she resigned?
I don't hate her. I can't hate anyone with nice tits. Not in my nature. I'm not glad she resigned because it may signal she is going to focus on being involved in more national things.
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Do you ask alot of lame questions just to get points? Do you know anyone who does?
I ask an occasional lame question, but it is certainly not for points. I do know what you mean and it is very obvious the people who do that. Doesn't bother me though. If points men that much to them, oh well.
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Does Satan have an access to Heaven also?
If Job is literal, it is implied that he does
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Do you think that Michael Jackson is in the same league as Elvis or the Beatles?
no doubt. Greatest entertainer in my lifetime
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Does anyone find it odd that Michael Jackson only married white women and had only white children? What happened to 'black or white' emphasis?
he's not the first black male celebrity to equate "making it" with getting a white woman and won't be the last. To be fair, none of his marriages seemed like real marriages.
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Why do a lot of people who have gotten dumped for someone else believe that the people they were dumped for 'stole' their s/o's?
1. It gives their pain a focal point
2. It is easier to hate the other woman/man than the person they loved
3. It makes them the victim instead of the cause of the demise of their relationship
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Have you ever been hurt by a church so badly it made you want to quit your religion?
My former church completely sh*t on me. Another church did deeply hurtful things to me as a child as well. Neither of those things caused me to give up on religion. It was the realization that it was bullshit that made me reject it.
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Are televangelists more interested in getting rich than spreading the gospel?
MONEY
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Do we need religion? Why or why not?
we don't.
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Do you need any qualifications to be an author or a song-writer?
just the ability and desire to write
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Atheists - can/have you ever let the Holy Spirit enter you? Can you experience it?
That's somewhat of an oxymoron. It's like asking a Christian, can they ever receive the Leprechaun's pot of gold.
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Ni hui jiang yingyu ma?
You got the Mandarin Rosetta stone software too, huh?
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There are two AB categories within "Pop - Chinese" called "Rainie Yang." Should I report this & how do I do so?
Excuse my ignorance, but what is "rainie yang"?
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Is getting married at the age of 21 too early?
For some, yes it is and for others it is not. Culture and religious beliefs play a large part in whether it is. For your average American, it is likely to end in divorce and not a good idea in most cases. However, there are many people who do get married that age and younger and have fine marriages. In other cultures, if you are not married by that age, something must be wrong with you....
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Should married people be required to inform their spouse of medical procedures involving reproduction (e.g. vasectomy, tubal ligation, abortion)?
Ethically, they should, but not legally. I'm against any attempt to legislate morality.
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The Pope has called for a reform of the United Nations. Do you think it needs reform? In what ways? Or do you think reform is not feasible, perhaps?
LMAO. when he reforms his own organization, then i will listen to anything he has to say. The Un is a good idea in theory but it is only as useful as it's stronger members allow it to be. The US, Russia, China, etc will use the UN when they want to get involved in other countries affairs without being direct, but generally ignore the UN when it is inconvenient to them. It's an...
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Anyone on here get married between 18-22 if so how did it work out? any problems you think you had from being so young? would you have waited?
I was 19 and got married for the wrong reasons. We were divorced about 4 years later.Our age definitely affected us. Should have waited, but probably would have split up before then. Who knows.
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Which year was the hardest in your marriage? Mine was the first year of having children...
the year she got pregnant.
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Are you enjoying all the Michael Jackson bashing that's happening today? Does speaking ill of the dead, and hopefully making others feel bad, actually make you feel good about yourself?
I could care less. Being dead does not buy one a pass. If you were subject to ridicule two weeks ago, you are no less subject to it. If dying can suddenly make adoration increase, the reverse is fair game too. You are assuming that those that are bashing are doing it for the purpose of making others feel bad when you could not possibly know their motivation. For some it could be as simple...
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If someone paid you $1,000 would you go skydiving?
yes
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America isn't perfect but it is the best place to live in the world. Do you agree with that?
There is no consensus "best place to live in the world". For some people it is, but plenty of people have other preferences.
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What steps did the bush administration take to deal with chinas growing economic and political power
he did exactly what Obama's doing now, kissing their ass and ignoring the fact that they have no regard for human life.
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Michael Jackson had children sleep in the same bed as Him,and payed 20 million dollars to a family to drop the charges of Child Molesting.So why is this man being honored?How sick is this world becoming?Do you think God is honoring him right about now?
I'm sure Jesus is giving him and all those sick clergyman who rape boys a proper buttf*cking. To be fair, he's being honored for his place in music history and not his personal life. i saw you trying to honor men who fought to keep slave ownership legal, but you chose to focus on another part of their lives. Just like you decided to deny history when it did not fit your image of...
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Where did Christianity originate?
I'm guessing Paul was taking a dump one day and it came to him in a magical burst of diarrhea
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Where is Putland & why's it a Sacred Place to nubians?
I have no idea
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Palin says she's a fighter, not a quitter. Finally, we know why she quit, right? See LINK:
She's full of it
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Whats the longest walk youve ever did? (nomads excluded)
I have hiked over 20 miles. BTW, stop the nomad discrimination XD
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Can the searching for scientific truth lead to God?
Unlikely, unless one is simply looking for a way to "prove God" using pseudo-science and ignoring a lot of science. I'm not saying that God and science are mutually exclusive, it's just that there is currently no way science will lead one to God because they are, at least for now, two qualitatively different realms.
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How many people out there ask stupid questions. just to see what kind of reaction it would get.
Every now and then: http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1559361
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What is the best way to smoke marijuana and get you really high?
anally
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Who is your fav Family Guy character and why?
my son say peter or stewie.
I like Lois. she has a deviant quality that I dig. I like quagmire too because he has no shame.
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What is the best trick you pull in bed?
wouldn't you like to know!
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What musician is most like you?
hmmm somewhere between Sade and Kurt Kobain
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Which of the following would you give up? Internet, cell phone, or tv? Why?
tv sucks
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Have you ever visited Finland, France, Ireland, Italy, Germany or Porugal?
been to germany. nice country
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A bride to be asks her brides maids to all get dark tans for the wedding. This is ridiculous, right?
beyond ridiculous. If how dark her bridesmaids artificially make themselves is her biggest priority when it comes to the day she vows to spend the rest of her life with someone, that marriage won't last a year. If dark skin is that important to her, tell her to get a bunch of minorities to be bridesmaids
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Is the Pirate Bay still going?
yup. They will never stop piracy
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It's more important to be honest, than to _ _ _ _ _ (fill in blank)
poke Jessica Alba
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*THE WORST THING YOU'VE EVER HEARD AN ADULT SAY TO A KID.....?
I knew a mother that was constantly telling her daughter how ugly she was and that no man would ever want her for anything except sex in the dark. The girl was only about 9.
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Do vampires need to go to the loo? if so do they use toilet paper? if so do the use it scrunched up or folded up?
My guess would be , no. The feeding of a vampire does not serve the same function as human feeding, so likely does not go through the same digestive channels. In most vampire lore, a vampire who does not feed will not starve to death but just be absolutely tormented by the "hunger" and perhaps weakened, but not starved in a fatal way. The seems to provide more of a mystical...
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When people write racist & incorrect comments to questions, how should you respond? See link: http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/7011269
For starters, putting them on blast by making questions about them is a total bitch move even though i agree she sounds like a racist douchebag. Leave whatever beef you have in the topic at hand until you or her tire of repeating yourselves and then move on to the next question. Trying to blindside them by soliciting support from others is effed up.
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Does pornography promote perversity, detachment, the "dumbing down"of both men & women as well as adding to social inequality for women?
Porn can be incredibly stupid, totally degrading and even sometimes misogynistic, but in and of itself is none of the things you asked. Just because some (even if it is a majority) of something reflects certain traits in the current mainstream, does not make those things inherent traits. Movies prior to the 50's were pretty much universally racist by today's standards. As was...
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Do you have a cause that you'll fight to the death for? Mine is Transgender rights
the safety of children
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How old does this actress seem? what age range could she play? also, what ethnicities could she play? http://tinypic.com/player.php?v=2w2gbia&s=5 thank you!
She seems like she is late teens to early twenties at the most. She could play Arabic, Romani, Turkish, Persian, and many of the eurasian and central Asisan groups. She could also play Indian or someone from Pakistan (odd, but "Pakistanian" does not seem to sound right at the moment).
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Do you feel it's right or wrong for one to change their original sex?
it's none of my f*ckin business
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Can guys finger themselves
yes and ewwwww
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What do most women make of anal sex
santorum.
lol this is under "Hobbies"
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What do you think of a man who acts like he is going to hit his wife to scare her but doesn't actually hit her? Is that abusive?
he's a bully and a pussy. Yes, it's abusive. Threats of violence can be just as intimidating as violence.
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Name some actors who seem to not age. example: mathew broderick hasn't aged a day since ladyhawke (1985)
Christopher Lee has looked like Dracula for the past 80 years
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I am of an ethnicity other than European (race other than 'white' or Anglo). What might be your take on that? Please, don't be shy. I want your honest and raw opinion. I'm not fragile by any stretch, so please don't hold back. Let's be friends.
it's insignificant to me.
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Which photoshop do i need in order for my pictures to look like this...
I agree with merry1. You can get these results in any program that supports layering and masking. The most basic current version of photoshop will achieve this and even freeware like the Gimp will give identical results
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Im 15 and i want to become a photogropher do you have any tips for me?
For starters, take pics of things you enjoy. I suggest leaving flash photography alone in the beginning. If you can afford a camera that has manual controls, get one. If you cannot afford a digital slr, film slrs or rangefinder cameras can be found dirt cheap now and will teach your more about photography principles than an automatic camera. Also, look at a lot of photographs by others that...
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A theory is a statement of an idea or principle that has been tested by many scientists over a period of time, so how did the big bang became a theory if it cannot be tested?
Your question is flawed because it it is loaded with the false assumption that it cannot be tested. The Big Bang Theory is constantly being tested. One does not have to be physically present at an event that happened in the past to test for evidence. Thomas Jefferson was dead for centuries and yet , we can dig up his remains to test the DNA of his descendants for a match. Here is just one...
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How would you feel if your government made it law everyone MUST provide a DNA sample to be placed on a national database?
f*ck that!
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Is there any real purpose for the party system?
To maintain power and to some degree stability.
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The fun question: If you could do anything to defy the laws would you?
I have ignored a law or two in my day. Sure.
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Have you ever been touched by Jesus, physically?
no, and if he tried i would kick him in the nuts
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I have just come to the realization that all Gods are evil, not just the popular ones of today. Do you agree?
no. some of the invented gods are quite nice
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What do your hands smell like?
flesh
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Whats your weakness? What can you not resist?
My daughter. She tends to get her way.
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What would you do if your best friend kissed you?
my gf is my best friend so i would kiss her back
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Why are Christians so hellbent on defending God and Jesus?
Because they believe they are defending truth. It is not unreasonable to defend truth. Some of the methods use leave a little to be desired, but I can't find fault with the intent.
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Why does Jesus love sinners?
they are the most fun to be around
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What do modern Egyptians wear for everyday life?
latex and jockstraps
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Has anybody noticed you can't give points to questions or answers unless you comment yourself.?
Hmmm That doesn't seem to be the case for me. Also , I see plenty of questions with points but no answers.
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If a friend gave you lottery ticket for your birthday and it won the jackpot, what would you give that friend?
I would give a generous amount based on what I won.
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If you had thoughts of suicide would you tell anyone?
no. They would try to stop me and make my death extra annoying.
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What is the worst moment you can have while playing video games?
I second the power outage or game freeze. Always seems to happen to me when i have finally achieved that "impossible" goal...or at least thought I was going to reach it.
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If you won a rather large amount of money in a lottery or gained a huge inheritance, would you try to weed out "false friends" before claiming the funds?
I would not mention I had won it. I don't have a problem with false friends. I have very few carefully selected friends. Unfortunately, you can pick your friends but not your family. I would likely not mention I won anything to anyone but find a way to help those who I know could use the help, trying my best to stay anonymous
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Men and women: Would you date a transexual?
no
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Why r so many people stupid enough to believe in a god that cant exist?
you are just itchin' for a fight, huh?
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African American, why do you still strongly worship white man's Christian beliefs, when they were forced over your traditional ancestral spiritual beliefs when captured & slaved? (to understand more, please see my answer below) No offense intended.
Slaves tend to embrace their master's faith stronger than the master himself. By the time slavery ended, Christianity was so deeply embedded (in other words, beat into them) that it was all they had. They had no connection to their past religion and were taught that such beliefs were of the devil.
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Karen and I just celebrated our 40th wedding anniversary today. Do you think I should keep her?
congrats. I think at this point you are not allowed to get rid of her!
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How's this as a solution to world peace? Instead of fighting it, support Opium farming in the Golden Triangle and Afghanistan. Get everybody so zoned out nobody has any interest in fighting.
I'm all for it. the world can unite in chasing the dragon!
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Discuss the growth of Church the year 1000 on. How did the Church maintain and display its authority?
violence
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What do you do when people insult you in the comments of your question?
I usually ignore them. If they are especially belligerent, I tell them to chew dooky and then ignore them :)
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Christians: Is it right for us to just stand by when others are wrong(government, sin, leadership, etc.) and not say or do anything? If we dont what do you think will happen with the world?
well, if you had resisted the urge in the past, some women accused of being witches would have lived longer.
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Would you rather live at the North Pole or the South Pole?
i think it all depends on how penguin tastes
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A couple of yrs ago when i was about 12 i was stoppin at my auncles house and he was telling me where i would be sleeping and then when we got into the room he came onto me and raped me, am i still a virgin? im not straight im gay. and im a lad.
I think you are full of shit, regardless of sexual orientation.
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How do i tell my mom i have a foot fetish? i really wama tell someone and i think my mom would be the best person to tell. my mom has very attractive feet and i massage them all the time i think she kinda knows i have one but how do i go about telling her
ejaculate on her feet "by accident" and see how she responds. If she doesn't scream, tell her
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Do you like Surreal works of Art: any artist in particular?
I love Dali's work
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Why do so many people enjoy cut flowers? When we cut them, we kill them!
for revenge. i was kidnapped and violated by a bunch of rogue begonias as a child.
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What if Scarlet letters were still placed on all people to show what kind of person they were? What letter would yours be, what color and why? People who date, should have to wear them... This way we know who not to mess with.
I didn't like the idea in Puritan times and I hate it even more now since it would likely have a loophole for rich people to get out of it. If i had a letter, it would be a D for "detached"
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Why do people answer questions but they don't give points for the question? If its worth answering then its worth points.
Sometimes it is just an awful question. if someone asks an inflammatory question like "Why are all muslims terrorists", i may address that lie, but not feel that person deserves points for being such an ass. i also sometimes give points despite not having anything to say on an issue.
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Why the Germans didn't attack America during WW2?
1. They were already overextended with too many fronts. between maintaining conquered areas, invading Russia, picking up the slack for Italy in Africa, bombing the crap out of Britian, they really did not have much to send.
2. Oceans are big and it's not like Germany had major allies or nearby bases from which to shorten the stage. That is a long way to try and transport a force...
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How much power and/or influence do you think the KKK has in modern society politics?
The groups who use that moniker have little influence as respective entities, but many of their ideas are common even among people who don't consider themselves racist. The anonymity of the net has revealed that racist thought is deeply rooted in the US. Many of the same thoughts expressed on white supremacist sites are often expressed, not only on message forums, but mainstream outlets...
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Atheist's , how do you explain so many people claiming they seen hell or heaven from a near death experience?
Many people have claimed to have been anally probed by aliens. Wishful thinking.
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I want to send a birthday greeting to my GF in which the word " Happy Birthday" is to be made full of her names. Is there any software to do like that?
I'm sure there is a photoshop plugin that could do it and if not, it would not be hard to do in photoshop. Simply type out the word Mary, select it and then use the create pattern feature. You could then Type her name and then use the pattern fill feature
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Why do so many people believe in god there is no way he can actually exist but peple still believe
You can't prove what you claimed anymore than they can prove there is a god
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Who are the 3 most powerful men in the world?
Shhhh don't tell anyone,. but Manny,, Moe and Jack run things.
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Do you get offended if i swear on AB. I don't swear at anyone just put it into sentence. Does it bother anyone? Like to know so i know whether or not to watch the language on AB ;)
I don't give a shit
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Over 40 and never even been kissed. Is there something wrong?
not if that it that person's choice
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Will Michael Vick ever play in the NFL again?
Probably. Nowhere near the money he was making, but the embracing of the wildcat by NFL teams bodes well for a player who may the best suited in the world to run it effectively. The NFL values results more than anything. American sports love winners. If he can help a team do that, they will take him. terrel owens is not still making millions because of his lovely personality. Some of the...
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If you had to be insane. Which mental disorder would you pick?
Fuckin tourretes!!
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Lets see how many get this -If you build a house with 4 sides and rectangular structure with each side facing sound and southern exposure and a bear walks by - what color is it?
white or technically translucent
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When and how are you going to die?
I'm not. I'm immortal
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Would you have any respect for God if He told you that He loves Kirk Cameron?
i would be so dissapointed that God was a tool
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Sarah Palin had to quit the Governor's post because defending against Liberals pecking at her was taking too much time away from doing her job. How fair was that?
How stupid is it to believe something so ridiculous? She was governor of Alaska. How much influence do liberals have there? If she was focused on doing her job instead of being an attention whore she would not have had these issues. There are conservative figures who have attacked far more than Palin and they didn't quit. There are conservative pundits making a career out of bashing...
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Reasons to say F**K! or Sh*t!?
shit, the fuck if i know!
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How long before the Sara Palin questions start?
they started a few hours ago
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Would you eat an insect if i paid you one million dollars?
i would eat several
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Why did God tell me that he won't let me quit being a diciple even if I wanted to?
because drugs are bad mmmkay. God didn't tell you a damn thing. Faith is one thing, but making up bullshit is another
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Are people gonna start dressing nicely when Jesus comes back? Stop wearing miniskirts and hide the muffin tops? Cleavages?
I suspect jesus likes titties
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Would you support Sarah Palin if she ran for President in 2012?
i would support a moldy piece of cheese first
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Do you think the Republican party exploited Governor Palin and then tossed her out with the trash?
They used her, but she loved it!!
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When was the last time you said "I love you"? And why?
about ten minutes ago to the woman i will one day marry because i do.
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Is there really a planet x?
no
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What's your favorite lesson you've ever learned from a horror movie? I personally like the "When a killer is chasing you, run ouside not upstairs" lesson haha.
never be the only black guy with a group of white people in the woods. You will certainly die.
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What is your favourite zombie film?
28 Days later
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Why do you think liberals in America have come to reject all the very principles and values their country was founded upon?
You mean, principles like owning other people?
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Sarah Palin is resigning as governor of Alaska. Your thoughts?
I would like to think this attention whore will simply disappear, but she is more than likely going to run for president.
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Do you think Christians believe in God because they are not smart enough to understand science?
no
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Do I deserve the expert title to the horror movies section? All I do is talk about how awesome Halloween is, I don't know any of the technical things that people keep asking. Should I be dethroned? :D
maybe we can stage a coup!!
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Do you think interstellar travel will ever be possible?
Good question. It would certainly take more than simply making ships go faster. i doubt it, but you never know
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Will there be any more trials for Nazi war crimes?
Possibly, but the window is shrinking. Anyone caught now is likely to be in their 80's or 90's and unfit for extradition.
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God made Man a ________?
Real Doll
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Atheist, if god don't exist who does?
is this supposed to be funny? For shits and giggles, I will play along. Nobody exists. I am imagining you wrote what you wrote and you are imagining you read this.
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Tell me one good thing humans made up before i really despise them?
bukkake
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I hate all meat eaters! They kill innocnt animals. How do you feel about these words?
I feel "innocnt".
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Me and this girl had a "thing" for two weeks, then she got into a relationship, so i left her alone, we were really good friends but now we dont even talk or look at each other, but she has not taken me off her top 7 friends on myspace,wtf?
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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Why do some members have COAT in their name?
http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/6808071
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Why is the menopause not called the womanopause?
because the root word is not referring to gender. It is referring to menses (The monthly flow of blood and cellular debris from the uterus that begins at puberty in women and the females of other primates.)
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Do you play more musical instruments than your parents did?
yes. mom played violin and dad played nothing. I played trumpet growing up. I also play guitar, keyboard, theremin.
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I see Dairy Queen ads on TV all the time. I went to their Web page and did a search for one near my locale. There is not one in 125 miles. Is Dairy Queen a regional franchise?
They are in NJ and are national.
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Seeing as my name is (Zenrean is The Demons Lexicon) what would you shorten it down to?
long names suck. keep it!
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If there were a fatal flaw in humanity, what would you say it is?
self righteousness
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Do you know that Muslims were in the Americas, hundreds of years before Columbus ? .... Read this article before you answer: http://www.themodernreligion.com/ht/before-columbus.html
pseudo-scientific bullshit with no evidence. Not saying it's impossible, but certainly not buying it based on this article
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Does God really love me/you? If the bible did not say that then would you still feel it?
no
no
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I find it hard to believe in any religion, be it Christainity, Buddhism, Hinduism etc.
Because I am not convinced by any of them, no matter how hard I tried, I prefer to be an atheist.
Is this a good decision?
BTW, Buddhists are atheists. Whatever you feel comfortable with is a good decision.
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2nd amendment. Do you agree or disagree with it?
The 2nd amendment itself is obsolete, but I agree with the right to bear arms. The founding fathers had reasons for this that are pointless now. Military weaponry has advanced to the point where all the gun loving rednecks in the world will not put up a serious fight against our national military. The funny thing about the 2nd amendment is so may try to interpret their intent as it applies...
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COULD YOU UNDERSTAND THE "STRUGGLE AGAINST THE RED AND BLACK FASCISM" SUBTITLES OF A TEXT OF MINE IN THE FIRST ANSWER?
This is the money you could be saving with Geico
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Should Partial Birth Abortions be legalized in all states? Why or why not?
here come the fanatics
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What is the root cause of hypocritical behaviour?
believing our own bullshit
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My friend doesn't support the troops, wants Afgansitan & Iraq over now, and is opposed to Obama's new strategy. What do you think?
i think you have a lot of friends or a few who do a lot of things
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What was the brand of your first cell phone?
nokia
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I'm 17 turning 18 I live in WA I like a girl she's 13. Not interested in sex. Neither is she. I'd just like to know if I have her parents okay if other then not doing anything sexually. Should I worry about it?
you should ask her parents since i can't speak for them. be direct and you will find out
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It is my Birthday today and I didn't get a single birthday card. Does anyone want to say 'Happy Birthday' to me?
happy birthday :)
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Please join me in congratulating Gorgeous George on achieving the rank of MAESTRO!!! Big Kahuna burgers & tasty beverages for everyone!!!
Congrats. Just for you:
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A friend of mine said that "all jews are born jewish but all other religions aren't" is this true? what do you think?
That's wrong. People can be born ethnically Jewish, but not necessarily. There are far more homogeneous ethno-religious groups. Mandeans are born Mandeans because they accept no converts and BOTH parents must be Mandeans.
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The most conditioned athlete plays in what sport?
hard to pick one. Tri-athletes are good candidates. Wrestlers are also phenomenally conditioned because one cannot take even a second to rest in wrestling since your opponent is waiting for the first opportunity.
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Why are Asian Americans constantly bashed in this country?
are they? They are typically seen as "the good minority"
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Is there a foreign language dictionary in your house? Which language?
French, Italian, Spanish, German
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What is something you wear every single day?
a necklace someone once dear to me gave me years ago
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How did you feel the first time you killed somebody
Never killed anyone. I left someone for dead whom i thought I killed, but unfortunately the bastard didn't die. Before people judge me as a monster, I caught the douchebag trying to rape a passed out woman he had drugged. Honestly, when i thought he was dead, I felt kind of numb.
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Why was a child molester (Michael Jackson) allowed to adopt children?
He didn't adopt
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People say the game Nazis & Jews is offensive & wrong. So why ok to play Cowboys & Indians? Didn't they commit genocide too?
i never heard of the game "nazis and jews". Do you have more info on this game? The game cowboys and Indians was created during a time period where it was legal in this country to openly discriminate. It was ok for white people to paint their faces black and act like buffoons. Chinese people were portrayed as "the sinister oriental" and "Indians" were played by...
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Whats another name I can use instead of Anal?
Buttsex
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Can you post a picture of your state flag?
The Evergreen State
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Would you ever lie to me or hurt me?
probably not, but there is no way I, or anyone else can answer this with certainty. If you were looking for a child on the run for the purposes of molesting, I would likely lie to you to protect that child. If i caught you in the act, I would certainly try to hurt you. Hopefully, unlikely scenarios, but certainly hypothetically cases where i would lie to or hurt you.
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Hypothetically, let’s say that he did molest them. Who would you feel should be held MORE accountable, Michael Jackson or the parents that allowed their children to go to Never Land Ranch unsupervised for sleepovers?
i think those parents need to be backhanded regardless of whether he molested them
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Who thinks Michael jackson molested those little Kids?
That's a nifty trick to do while dead
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When someone asks/says a suggestively inflammatory or racist question/comment that might offend people by; I'm not racist, but-does that imply anything? Does it make ME a racist/bigot to think they try to cover themselves with said approach?
it certainly makes me wonder , where as i might not have thought they were a racist at all if they just asked the question.
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Is there anything positive about abortion?
it's a great source to get fresh fetus soup
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Where can I find a list of music that were popular around 1995? everybody get me what I want and stop wasting my time you mean buggers got it look it up lazy. I only want the nice people to answer this question.
i would have given you a great answer, but you limie3td it to nice people so, sorry.
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Do you sleep nude, or with pajamas or lingerie?
nude
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