Answerbag: DukeG's answers http://www.answerbag.com/profile/627638 New Answerbag answers from DukeG Wed, 30 May 2012 03:03:33 -0700 Wed, 30 May 2012 03:03:33 -0700 Answer to What makes you cringe? (other than this stupid question.) http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10553049 What makes you cringe? (other than this stupid question.)<br /><br />Dental teeth cleanings. Thu, 07 Apr 2011 04:06:02 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10553049 Answer to So what's the deal with ______________? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10553044 So what's the deal with ______________?<br /><br />Cancer........Seinfeld quote. Thu, 07 Apr 2011 04:05:26 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10553044 Answer to What are some good phrases to write on a Christmas card? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/9971635 What are some good phrases to write on a Christmas card?<br /><br />If Merry Christmas upsets you. "I DONT CARE" Sat, 04 Dec 2010 09:02:58 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/9971635 Answer to Are "skin tags" related to cancer? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/9724040 Are "skin tags" related to cancer?<br /><br />I have had skin cancer surgery three times. None were related to the numerous skin tags I've had. So I would have to say from my experience NO. Mon, 04 Oct 2010 09:20:32 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/9724040 Answer to What would u say to Jesus if He asked u y He should let u into Heaven? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/9724036 What would u say to Jesus if He asked u y He should let u into Heaven?<br /><br />Because "I Believe" Mon, 04 Oct 2010 09:19:22 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/9724036 Answer to What is in a veggie burger? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/9724032 What is in a veggie burger?<br /><br />Must be S**t because they taste like "Crap" Mon, 04 Oct 2010 09:18:06 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/9724032 Answer to I'm kinda drunk, what drive thru should I go to for food? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/9724026 I'm kinda drunk, what drive thru should I go to for food?<br /><br />Walk....... To McDonalds! Mon, 04 Oct 2010 09:15:21 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/9724026 Answer to Do you find restaurants with names like "Joe Mama's" or "Mother Tuckers" offensive? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/9724022 Do you find restaurants with names like "Joe Mama's" or "Mother Tuckers" offensive?<br /><br />Only if "Mike Hunts" was a seafood restaurant. Mon, 04 Oct 2010 09:14:41 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/9724022 Answer to Why did America steal the British East Indian Flag http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/9724018 Why did America steal the British East Indian Flag<br /><br />http://majorityrights.com/index.php/weblog/comments/flags_of_the_united_states_and_british_east_india_company/ Mon, 04 Oct 2010 09:11:20 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/9724018 Answer to how long is it safe to keep condoms in your pocket? (if at all) http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/9724006 how long is it safe to keep condoms in your pocket? (if at all)<br /><br />Until they are used. LOL!!!!!!!!!!! Mon, 04 Oct 2010 09:06:45 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/9724006 Answer to Are you happy now that I asked this question? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/9723938 Are you happy now that I asked this question?<br /><br />NO! Mon, 04 Oct 2010 08:44:18 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/9723938 Answer to Hypothetical Question: Two genetically unrelated people, who grew in the same surrogate womb get married. Incest or not? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/9723929 Hypothetical Question: Two genetically unrelated people, who grew in the same surrogate womb get married. Incest or not?<br /><br />That is no different than two non genetically people growing up in the same Room. You're not related its not incest. Mon, 04 Oct 2010 08:41:43 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/9723929 Answer to What was your last mistake? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/9699851 What was your last mistake?<br /><br />Im sure you already know the answer to that one. Ahahahahahahah! Mon, 27 Sep 2010 06:47:34 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/9699851 Answer to Why would someone choose "Spicy Hot" as a screen-name here on Answerbag? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/9699839 Why would someone choose "Spicy Hot" as a screen-name here on Answerbag?<br /><br />Cus she is! Mon, 27 Sep 2010 06:42:16 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/9699839 Answer to The new government has decided to drag George bush down the street naked, covered with tar and invites you to beat him. Will you? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/9674744 The new government has decided to drag George bush down the street naked, covered with tar and invites you to beat him. Will you?<br /><br />Cover him with tar and you have our current President. They are both crooks. Mon, 20 Sep 2010 09:49:07 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/9674744 Answer to Obama said the entire health care negotiation would take place on CSPAN. Why did he lie? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8553467 Obama said the entire health care negotiation would take place on CSPAN. Why did he lie?<br /><br />I wish that was the worst thing hes ever lied about. He's turned into a real arrogant condescending jackass Tue, 22 Dec 2009 05:01:57 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8553467 Answer to Obama said the entire health care negotiation would take place on CSPAN. Why did he lie? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8553466 Obama said the entire health care negotiation would take place on CSPAN. Why did he lie?<br /><br />Share your answer... Tue, 22 Dec 2009 05:00:27 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8553466 Answer to How do you like the polling questions? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8533294 How do you like the polling questions?<br /><br />Its different anyways Wed, 16 Dec 2009 12:53:49 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8533294 Answer to Does this new AB give you a feeling of being the only one on here? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8533257 Does this new AB give you a feeling of being the only one on here?<br /><br />And it sort of reminds me of Windows 7 Wed, 16 Dec 2009 12:43:14 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8533257 Answer to Are you related to a famous person? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8533243 Are you related to a famous person?<br /><br />Yes, an old Italian Singer, I wont tell you who because we have the same name. Wed, 16 Dec 2009 12:40:09 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8533243 Answer to What do you think of all the people who went to Fluther? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8533219 What do you think of all the people who went to Fluther?<br /><br />If I need an help with something, Answer sites are not where Im going to look. I come here for entertainment. I'll go where the majority of the people are. Its just more fun when there are a lot of active people Wed, 16 Dec 2009 12:33:42 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8533219 Answer to What do you think of all the people who went to Fluther? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8533212 What do you think of all the people who went to Fluther?<br /><br />Share your answer... Wed, 16 Dec 2009 12:31:59 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8533212 Answer to Will you stick around on AB? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8515306 Will you stick around on AB?<br /><br />I doubt it. This is annoying as hell Fri, 11 Dec 2009 08:33:53 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8515306 Answer to Is the new AB format really what the long time members wanted? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8514960 Is the new AB format really what the long time members wanted?<br /><br />I know you need to make money but this is nuts. Way Way Way to many commercials. Fri, 11 Dec 2009 06:52:15 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8514960 Answer to If I spray Axe all over me, will beautiful women take off their shirts and beg to sleep with me? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8512478 If I spray Axe all over me, will beautiful women take off their shirts and beg to sleep with me?<br /><br />It worked for me but I dont think it was the Axe. ROFL Thu, 10 Dec 2009 16:55:40 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8512478 Answer to Guese what i have in my underwear drawer http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8512473 Guese what i have in my underwear drawer<br /><br />A Dildo? Thu, 10 Dec 2009 16:54:38 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8512473 Answer to Who thinks doing 69 is comfortable? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8509243 Who thinks doing 69 is comfortable?<br /><br />I think its more fun to take turns. Thu, 10 Dec 2009 09:35:36 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8509243 Answer to What's the most expensive thing you're wearing right now? If you don't mind me asking that is!! http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8509233 What's the most expensive thing you're wearing right now? If you don't mind me asking that is!!<br /><br />Im in Sweats and a T-shirt, so I&#039;d have to say my Watch. Thu, 10 Dec 2009 09:34:40 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8509233 Answer to WASHINGTON -- Barack Obama & Michelle Obama have chosen an elegant greeting card that announces to recipients: "Season's Greetings." "May your family have a joyous holiday season and a new year blessed with hope and happiness" Anyone upset with this? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8508936 WASHINGTON -- Barack Obama & Michelle Obama have chosen an elegant greeting card that announces to recipients: "Season's Greetings." "May your family have a joyous holiday season and a new year blessed with hope and happiness" Anyone upset with this?<br /><br />No its the Politically correct way of doing it, it wont offend either side that way. Thu, 10 Dec 2009 08:52:37 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8508936 Answer to Do you have your fireplace going right now? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8508911 Do you have your fireplace going right now?<br /><br />Yes. Thu, 10 Dec 2009 08:49:47 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8508911 Answer to What is something you would let your kid do that almost all parents wouldn't? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8508903 What is something you would let your kid do that almost all parents wouldn't?<br /><br />Sleep over on a School Night. Thu, 10 Dec 2009 08:48:57 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8508903 Answer to Ill-advised things to say in court? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8508889 Ill-advised things to say in court?<br /><br />Are you wearing Garters and Stockings under that robe? Thu, 10 Dec 2009 08:46:55 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8508889 Answer to Slogans the Republican Party should have used in the election? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8508874 Slogans the Republican Party should have used in the election?<br /><br />1)You think Health Care is expensive, just wait till its free. 2)Real Presidents don&#039;t Apologize for their Country 3)Obama and God only have one thing in common. No birth certificate 4)Im Republican because we can&#039;t all be on Welfare Any of those would have done Thu, 10 Dec 2009 08:45:23 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8508874 Answer to Get off of me you_______________! http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8508807 Get off of me you_______________!<br /><br />Big Lardass! Thu, 10 Dec 2009 08:39:18 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8508807 Answer to Why is my boyfriend is not letting me talk to any guys? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8508796 Why is my boyfriend is not letting me talk to any guys?<br /><br />Because hes either insecure, or he doesn&#039;t trust you. Thu, 10 Dec 2009 08:38:38 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8508796 Answer to Ice cream is only good with what on it? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8507744 Ice cream is only good with what on it?<br /><br />My tongue. Thu, 10 Dec 2009 05:18:29 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8507744 Answer to Does the "Dude Look Like a Lady"? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8507741 Does the "Dude Look Like a Lady"?<br /><br />Is that you in the Pink Dress? Its hard to tell I have&#039;t seen you without your moustache. Thu, 10 Dec 2009 05:17:10 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8507741 Answer to What is a Christmas song you enjoy? This is a beautiful rendition of O Holy NIght. http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8507722 What is a Christmas song you enjoy? This is a beautiful rendition of O Holy NIght.<br /><br />I love that song. Its funny when you hear some people sing it, they cant hit that one High note. Thu, 10 Dec 2009 05:09:46 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8507722 Answer to ((Kids turn away or cover your eyes)) When did you find out that Santa was fake and everyone was just tricking you into being 'good'? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8499788 ((Kids turn away or cover your eyes)) When did you find out that Santa was fake and everyone was just tricking you into being 'good'?<br /><br />Santa&#039;s not real??????????????????? Wed, 09 Dec 2009 07:25:39 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8499788 Answer to How do you get chiks really fast ? +5 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8499758 How do you get chiks really fast ? +5<br /><br />In your case.... Inflate them. Wed, 09 Dec 2009 07:20:40 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8499758 Answer to The Saints are now 12-0. Do you believe that the can make it to 16-0? I am sure that they will! http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8499733 The Saints are now 12-0. Do you believe that the can make it to 16-0? I am sure that they will!<br /><br />Its so hard in the NFL. Id like to see it but I have a feeling it will be 17-1 at the end of the season. They are the best team in Football right now but its almost impossible to go the whole distance. Wed, 09 Dec 2009 07:15:32 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8499733 Answer to Is there something that your S/O has or wears that is so super ugly you just want to burn it? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8499696 Is there something that your S/O has or wears that is so super ugly you just want to burn it?<br /><br />Nasty Nasty Nasty Bedroom slippers. Even the dog won&#039;t go near them. Wed, 09 Dec 2009 07:08:52 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8499696 Answer to How come the Dallas Cowboys have the most bandwagon fans than any other team in the NFL? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8499683 How come the Dallas Cowboys have the most bandwagon fans than any other team in the NFL?<br /><br />Since when did this happen? Pats or Steelers maybe but Cowboys????? Only thing they do that attracts fans are Cheerleaders. Wed, 09 Dec 2009 07:05:59 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8499683 Answer to Yes or No, during the holiday season you will at least attend/host one family gathering with more than 12 people? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8499672 Yes or No, during the holiday season you will at least attend/host one family gathering with more than 12 people?<br /><br />Ugh! Yes. Wed, 09 Dec 2009 07:03:38 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8499672 Answer to What is the first thing that comes to mind when I say: Puppy? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8499647 What is the first thing that comes to mind when I say: Puppy?<br /><br />Donny Osmond. Don&#039;t ask me why, but that&#039;s the first thing that popped into my head. Wed, 09 Dec 2009 07:00:07 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8499647 Answer to Question for married members of both sexes: Since being married, would/have you ever joined an online dating service, just to see if there was another person interested in you? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8499621 Question for married members of both sexes: Since being married, would/have you ever joined an online dating service, just to see if there was another person interested in you?<br /><br />I wouldn&#039;t join an Online dating service even if I &quot;wasn&#039;t&quot; married. Its too easy to lie and be misled. Statistics show almost 33% of the people on Dating sights are Married and cheating. Wed, 09 Dec 2009 06:55:36 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8499621 Answer to If you stood on your roof, what would you see? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8499591 If you stood on your roof, what would you see?<br /><br />Nothing. Its snowing like hell out. Wed, 09 Dec 2009 06:49:37 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8499591 Answer to My dog won't eat by herself unless you hand feed her. How can I get her to eat out of her bowl by herself? She will no eat unless she is hand fed. http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8499585 My dog won't eat by herself unless you hand feed her. How can I get her to eat out of her bowl by herself? She will no eat unless she is hand fed.<br /><br />Try putting her in the bathroom with the door closed. Or Someplace without any distractions. She will eat when shes hungry enough. Wed, 09 Dec 2009 06:48:25 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8499585 Answer to What animal in the zoo would you be and why? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8499568 What animal in the zoo would you be and why?<br /><br />Id be one of those Horny Monkey&#039;s, that make you walk the other way when you have your kids with you. Wed, 09 Dec 2009 06:45:19 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8499568 Answer to Does it mean anything if a guy lets you use the other earbud on his ipod? (he offered it to me, i didn't ask for it) http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8499560 Does it mean anything if a guy lets you use the other earbud on his ipod? (he offered it to me, i didn't ask for it)<br /><br />It means you&#039;re gonna get pregnant. Wed, 09 Dec 2009 06:43:36 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8499560 Answer to What would be the best Christmas movie you have watched.? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8499555 What would be the best Christmas movie you have watched.?<br /><br />A Christmas Story is always going to be a classic. I love &quot;Christmas Vacation&quot; the best though. Wed, 09 Dec 2009 06:42:25 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8499555 Answer to Have you ever been so angry you seethed? How long did it last? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8499547 Have you ever been so angry you seethed? How long did it last?<br /><br />I hardly ever stay angry for more than a few minutes. There is however one thing that if I even think it, about I get angry all over again. No Happy Tuesday Rosie, I have to go out and shovel snow soon. Ugh! Wed, 09 Dec 2009 06:40:49 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8499547 Answer to Which do you prefer, raincoats or umbrellas? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8499536 Which do you prefer, raincoats or umbrellas?<br /><br />Raincoats seem to make me sweat. Id rather have an Umbrella, unless The wind is really Blowing too Wed, 09 Dec 2009 06:38:24 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8499536 Answer to What do you think of "open marriages?" http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8492233 What do you think of "open marriages?"<br /><br />They usually don&#039;t last. Tue, 08 Dec 2009 07:39:40 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8492233 Answer to Men - do you prefer to woo or be wooed? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8492132 Men - do you prefer to woo or be wooed?<br /><br />I love to be wooed. Tue, 08 Dec 2009 07:25:12 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8492132 Answer to 1991 Buick centry oil filter gasket can get it to stop leaking http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8492128 1991 Buick centry oil filter gasket can get it to stop leaking<br /><br />Take it off and make sure there isn&#039;t an old gasket still on there. Make sure you wet the Filter with oil when you install it. If it still leaks try a new filter. Make sure its on tight enough. Hand tight and Half turn with a wrench should be enough. Tue, 08 Dec 2009 07:24:47 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8492128 Answer to I'm insecure about my wife going out with a guy friend. What should i do? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8492103 I'm insecure about my wife going out with a guy friend. What should i do?<br /><br />Go with them! Tue, 08 Dec 2009 07:21:40 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8492103 Answer to What are some of your favorite "odes" to oral sex? :) http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8492091 What are some of your favorite "odes" to oral sex? :)<br /><br />Aerosmith&#039;s &quot;Big Ten Inch&quot; although its supposed to be a song about his harmonica. Yea Right, Tue, 08 Dec 2009 07:19:59 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8492091 Answer to Why do you buy a 400 horse power car to drive at 35-40 mhp around town? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8486251 Why do you buy a 400 horse power car to drive at 35-40 mhp around town?<br /><br />So you can look at your reflection in store windows. Not that I would know or anything. LOL Mon, 07 Dec 2009 13:18:27 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8486251 Answer to Can ANYONE. . . . . . in YOUR opinion. . . . . . . . sing "O HOLY NIGHT". . . . . . . .BETTER. . . . . . . . .than Celine Dion? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8486243 Can ANYONE. . . . . . in YOUR opinion. . . . . . . . sing "O HOLY NIGHT". . . . . . . .BETTER. . . . . . . . .than Celine Dion?<br /><br />Yes, I forget which one it was but one of the &quot;three tenors&quot; did and put chills down my neck. Mon, 07 Dec 2009 13:17:20 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8486243 Answer to Who was the guy who first looked at a cow and said, "I think I'll drink whatever comes out of those things when I squeeze 'em!"? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8485977 Who was the guy who first looked at a cow and said, "I think I'll drink whatever comes out of those things when I squeeze 'em!"?<br /><br />Must be the same person who grabbed one of those Arctic Crabs and thought it would be a good Idea to eat one. Mon, 07 Dec 2009 12:37:29 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8485977 Answer to What is meant by I love you but I am not in love with you? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8485859 What is meant by I love you but I am not in love with you?<br /><br />Think of the love you have for your Parents, siblings, friends or even pets. You love them and care about them sure, but you arent &quot;in love&quot; with them. Being &quot;In love&quot; is something you feel for your S/O. Mon, 07 Dec 2009 12:24:13 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8485859 Answer to What food do you eat that you really don't like but eat anyway because it's cheap? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8485570 What food do you eat that you really don't like but eat anyway because it's cheap?<br /><br />Ramden noodles Mon, 07 Dec 2009 11:46:41 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8485570 Answer to Do you think its funny when guys have belly button rings? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8485528 Do you think its funny when guys have belly button rings?<br /><br />Its just way to feminine. Almost as bad as a tramp stamp on a man. Mon, 07 Dec 2009 11:41:57 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8485528 Answer to Can you think of a line from a movie that is rarely repeated, but when heard you immediately know what movie it is from? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8485508 Can you think of a line from a movie that is rarely repeated, but when heard you immediately know what movie it is from?<br /><br />I love mama! &quot;The Water Boy&quot; Adam Sandler Mon, 07 Dec 2009 11:39:56 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8485508 Answer to Do you think their are still some good people out there? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8485486 Do you think their are still some good people out there?<br /><br />I sure do. The worlds not a complete disaster, Not yet anyway. Mon, 07 Dec 2009 11:37:35 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8485486 Answer to What is your LEAST favourite Christmas song? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8485100 What is your LEAST favourite Christmas song?<br /><br />Silent Night. Its sort of bores me to sleep. Mon, 07 Dec 2009 10:54:33 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8485100 Answer to What is your favorite "Smell"? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8485097 What is your favorite "Smell"?<br /><br />The Scent of a Woman Mon, 07 Dec 2009 10:53:43 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8485097 Answer to Are you in any kind of pain? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8483445 Are you in any kind of pain?<br /><br />Most of the time. Mon, 07 Dec 2009 07:00:31 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8483445 Answer to My dog is a UKC Grand Champion, a Rally Novice, a Good Canine Citizen and a certified therapy dog. What's your dog do? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8483440 My dog is a UKC Grand Champion, a Rally Novice, a Good Canine Citizen and a certified therapy dog. What's your dog do?<br /><br />Snores and farts and is happy as hell. Mon, 07 Dec 2009 06:59:54 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8483440 Answer to What's your favourite thing about winter? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8483022 What's your favourite thing about winter?<br /><br />That it eventually ends. I &quot;f&quot;in hate winter. As soon as the kids are on their own Im headed south. Mon, 07 Dec 2009 05:53:42 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8483022 Answer to My wife's mom can be REALLY mean to my wife - it borders on psychological abuse. Sometimes she is upset for days after a visit. What can I do that won't cause a big family rift? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8483010 My wife's mom can be REALLY mean to my wife - it borders on psychological abuse. Sometimes she is upset for days after a visit. What can I do that won't cause a big family rift?<br /><br />Who cares? Apparently that old battle axe doesn&#039;t. I have the same problem. We just stay away from her as much as possible. Mon, 07 Dec 2009 05:51:53 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8483010 Answer to If your pet hamster could talk...what would he/she say? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8482991 If your pet hamster could talk...what would he/she say?<br /><br />Could you grease my wheel? Mon, 07 Dec 2009 05:49:15 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8482991 Answer to School years are the best years of your life. True or False? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8482989 School years are the best years of your life. True or False?<br /><br />Im still waiting for the best years of my life. I&#039;d hate to think I missed them. Mon, 07 Dec 2009 05:48:49 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8482989 Answer to What would your parrots saying be? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8482954 What would your parrots saying be?<br /><br />I used to breed parrots and always had different ones come and go. The one I remember the best was a biter. When he would bite you he would yell out before you could, &quot;Ouch dont you f**king Bite me!&quot; Mon, 07 Dec 2009 05:43:01 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8482954 Answer to Have you seen the Xmas card photo that Mr. & Mrs. Woods are mailing out to their friends and relatives? [Click the LINK below this question when it appears, to view the card's photo.] http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8482944 Have you seen the Xmas card photo that Mr. & Mrs. Woods are mailing out to their friends and relatives? [Click the LINK below this question when it appears, to view the card's photo.]<br /><br />Don&#039;t ask where the golf tee is. LOL Mon, 07 Dec 2009 05:40:57 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8482944 Answer to I have a friend who is getting married to a horrible guy. I don't approve! We are close friends. Should I say something or just try to be happy for her? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8474042 I have a friend who is getting married to a horrible guy. I don't approve! We are close friends. Should I say something or just try to be happy for her?<br /><br />Is he cheating on her? Otherwise I&#039;d mind my own business. Nothing could break up a friendship faster. She is just going to get angry and accuse you of being jealous. If you do decide to say something, make sure you have facts not opinions. Sun, 06 Dec 2009 06:50:52 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8474042 Answer to It's Sunday. Are you still wearing clothes you had on Saturday? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8474024 It's Sunday. Are you still wearing clothes you had on Saturday?<br /><br />Same sweatpants I had on last night yes. Everything else is clean. Sun, 06 Dec 2009 06:48:42 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8474024 Answer to When's the last time you jumped for joy? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8474021 When's the last time you jumped for joy?<br /><br />Last month when the Yankees won the World Series. Sun, 06 Dec 2009 06:47:43 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8474021 Answer to Think of those people who you love to be near. What qualities make them so wonderful to be around? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8473993 Think of those people who you love to be near. What qualities make them so wonderful to be around?<br /><br />Someone who makes me laugh or Someone who doesn&#039;t complain, And someone who doesn&#039;t try to force their political opinions down my throat all the time. Sun, 06 Dec 2009 06:44:52 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8473993 Answer to Will someone please explain to me the "logic" (or lack of same) that went into the creation of this toy in 1987? I'll be damned if I can figure it out! [See the LINK below this question, when it shows up.] http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8473981 Will someone please explain to me the "logic" (or lack of same) that went into the creation of this toy in 1987? I'll be damned if I can figure it out! [See the LINK below this question, when it shows up.]<br /><br />Nope, its about as explainable as the pet rock. It kinda looks like Jeff Dunham&#039;s Doll Bubba J Sun, 06 Dec 2009 06:42:42 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8473981 Answer to If the truth hurts, should one keep one's mouth shut? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8473950 If the truth hurts, should one keep one's mouth shut?<br /><br />Id rather be hurt by the truth, Than be happy with lies. Sun, 06 Dec 2009 06:38:13 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8473950 Answer to Do you have a normal or dysfunctional family? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8473943 Do you have a normal or dysfunctional family?<br /><br />Everyone is normal except my oldest sister. Her and her whole clan are dysfunctional Sun, 06 Dec 2009 06:37:22 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8473943 Answer to I've got a ______ on my finger and I can't get it off. (fill in the blank) http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8473936 I've got a ______ on my finger and I can't get it off. (fill in the blank)<br /><br />Booger Sun, 06 Dec 2009 06:35:24 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8473936 Answer to Would You Rather Be Married or Happy? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8473913 Would You Rather Be Married or Happy?<br /><br />Happily Married. Sun, 06 Dec 2009 06:31:41 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8473913 Answer to Is the ABer "dani" more sweet or more naughty?=D http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8465306 Is the ABer "dani" more sweet or more naughty?=D<br /><br />Shes naughty as hell. But she really is a sweet Old lady. ROFL Sat, 05 Dec 2009 07:17:49 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8465306 Answer to My boyfriend licks my armpits and most embarrasingly my asshole. i can't understand whether i enjoy it or hate it? what to do?is it wrong? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8458760 My boyfriend licks my armpits and most embarrasingly my asshole. i can't understand whether i enjoy it or hate it? what to do?is it wrong?<br /><br />Offer him a Tic Tac and don&#039;t worry about whether is right or wrong. If you two enjoy it, who cares what anybody else thinks. Fri, 04 Dec 2009 12:15:59 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8458760 Answer to How many of us get stuck on the packaging and never get around to the content? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8455594 How many of us get stuck on the packaging and never get around to the content?<br /><br />I think as we get older, the wrapping on the package doesn&#039;t mean as much anymore. But when we&#039;re younger I think its human nature to be attracted to the package with the nice bow. Happy Friday Rosie! Fri, 04 Dec 2009 04:55:06 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8455594 Answer to Is there anything that there is no answer to, and never will be? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8455576 Is there anything that there is no answer to, and never will be?<br /><br />Why do bad things happen to good people? Fri, 04 Dec 2009 04:51:51 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8455576 Answer to What is the first thing you notice about the opposite sex? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8455556 What is the first thing you notice about the opposite sex?<br /><br />Face then eyes. Fri, 04 Dec 2009 04:47:57 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8455556 Answer to What are some common misconceptions about strippers? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8455336 What are some common misconceptions about strippers?<br /><br />That they are flirting with you. They aren&#039;t They only want your money. Fri, 04 Dec 2009 04:02:38 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8455336 Answer to HOW DO YOU BURN WATER http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8455321 HOW DO YOU BURN WATER<br /><br />You don&#039;t. It burns you! Fri, 04 Dec 2009 03:59:42 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8455321 Answer to How often do you get road rage? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8449393 How often do you get road rage?<br /><br />Usually every day some jackass &quot;Non&quot;driving fool irritates me. But I keep it to myself. Im secure in the fact somebody is sure to flip them the finger. Thu, 03 Dec 2009 12:15:44 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8449393 Answer to If you allowed your S/O one affair a year, would it cut down on excessive cheating, and make him/her more selective about who it is with? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8448075 If you allowed your S/O one affair a year, would it cut down on excessive cheating, and make him/her more selective about who it is with?<br /><br />No, affairs are like Peanuts. Once you start you cant stop at just one. Thu, 03 Dec 2009 09:34:00 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8448075 Answer to What cannot be contained? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8446140 What cannot be contained?<br /><br />Unbridled enthusiasm Thu, 03 Dec 2009 04:28:24 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8446140 Answer to What cannot be measured? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8437955 What cannot be measured?<br /><br />My Mother In Laws Waist. Wed, 02 Dec 2009 08:33:20 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8437955 Answer to What do you wish you could spend today doing? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8437178 What do you wish you could spend today doing?<br /><br />Holding You. Wed, 02 Dec 2009 06:06:35 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8437178 Answer to Does spare ejaculate have any useful application around the home or garden? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8429510 Does spare ejaculate have any useful application around the home or garden?<br /><br />You could use it as Hair Gel. Tue, 01 Dec 2009 09:37:31 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8429510 Answer to Who would you rather meet, the President or the Queen? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8429487 Who would you rather meet, the President or the Queen?<br /><br />I have a few things Id love to discuss with the president. Tue, 01 Dec 2009 09:32:33 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8429487 Answer to Who is responsible for the worst acting performance in a movie that you've seen? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8429390 Who is responsible for the worst acting performance in a movie that you've seen?<br /><br />Its a tossup between William Shatner, and Steven Seagal. I love their movies but they aren&#039;t exactly Oscar material. Tue, 01 Dec 2009 09:18:46 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8429390