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What makes you cringe? (other than this stupid question.) Dental teeth cleanings.

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So what's the deal with ______________? Cancer........Seinfeld quote.

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What are some good phrases to write on a Christmas card? If Merry Christmas upsets you. "I DONT CARE"

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Are "skin tags" related to cancer? I have had skin cancer surgery three times. None were related to the numerous skin tags I've had. So I would have to say from my experience NO.

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What would u say to Jesus if He asked u y He should let u into Heaven? Because "I Believe"

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What is in a veggie burger? Must be S**t because they taste like "Crap"

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I'm kinda drunk, what drive thru should I go to for food? Walk....... To McDonalds!

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Do you find restaurants with names like "Joe Mama's" or "Mother Tuckers" offensive? Only if "Mike Hunts" was a seafood restaurant.

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Why did America steal the British East Indian Flag http://majorityrights.com/index.php/weblog/comments/flags_of_the_united_states_and_british_east_india_company/

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how long is it safe to keep condoms in your pocket? (if at all) Until they are used. LOL!!!!!!!!!!!

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Are you happy now that I asked this question? NO!

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Hypothetical Question: Two genetically unrelated people, who grew in the same surrogate womb get married. Incest or not? That is no different than two non genetically people growing up in the same Room. You're not related its not incest.

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What was your last mistake? Im sure you already know the answer to that one. Ahahahahahahah!

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Why would someone choose "Spicy Hot" as a screen-name here on Answerbag? Cus she is!

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The new government has decided to drag George bush down the street naked, covered with tar and invites you to beat him. Will you? Cover him with tar and you have our current President. They are both crooks.

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Obama said the entire health care negotiation would take place on CSPAN. Why did he lie? I wish that was the worst thing hes ever lied about. He's turned into a real arrogant condescending jackass

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Obama said the entire health care negotiation would take place on CSPAN. Why did he lie? Share your answer...

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How do you like the polling questions? Its different anyways

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Does this new AB give you a feeling of being the only one on here? And it sort of reminds me of Windows 7

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Are you related to a famous person? Yes, an old Italian Singer, I wont tell you who because we have the same name.

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What do you think of all the people who went to Fluther? If I need an help with something, Answer sites are not where Im going to look. I come here for entertainment. I'll go where the majority of the people are. Its just more fun when there are a lot of active people

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What do you think of all the people who went to Fluther? Share your answer...

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Will you stick around on AB? I doubt it. This is annoying as hell

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Is the new AB format really what the long time members wanted? I know you need to make money but this is nuts. Way Way Way to many commercials.

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If I spray Axe all over me, will beautiful women take off their shirts and beg to sleep with me? It worked for me but I dont think it was the Axe. ROFL

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Guese what i have in my underwear drawer A Dildo?

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Who thinks doing 69 is comfortable? I think its more fun to take turns.

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What's the most expensive thing you're wearing right now? If you don't mind me asking that is!! Im in Sweats and a T-shirt, so I'd have to say my Watch.

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WASHINGTON -- Barack Obama & Michelle Obama have chosen an elegant greeting card that announces to recipients: "Season's Greetings." "May your family have a joyous holiday season and a new year blessed with hope and happiness" Anyone upset with this? No its the Politically correct way of doing it, it wont offend either side that way.

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Do you have your fireplace going right now? Yes.

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What is something you would let your kid do that almost all parents wouldn't? Sleep over on a School Night.

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Ill-advised things to say in court? Are you wearing Garters and Stockings under that robe?

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Slogans the Republican Party should have used in the election? 1)You think Health Care is expensive, just wait till its free. 2)Real Presidents don't Apologize for their Country 3)Obama and God only have one thing in common. No birth certificate 4)Im Republican because we can't all be on Welfare Any of those would have done

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Get off of me you_______________! Big Lardass!

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Why is my boyfriend is not letting me talk to any guys? Because hes either insecure, or he doesn't trust you.

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Ice cream is only good with what on it? My tongue.

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Does the "Dude Look Like a Lady"? Is that you in the Pink Dress? Its hard to tell I have't seen you without your moustache.

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What is a Christmas song you enjoy? This is a beautiful rendition of O Holy NIght. I love that song. Its funny when you hear some people sing it, they cant hit that one High note.

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((Kids turn away or cover your eyes)) When did you find out that Santa was fake and everyone was just tricking you into being 'good'? Santa's not real???????????????????

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How do you get chiks really fast ? +5 In your case.... Inflate them.

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The Saints are now 12-0. Do you believe that the can make it to 16-0? I am sure that they will! Its so hard in the NFL. Id like to see it but I have a feeling it will be 17-1 at the end of the season. They are the best team in Football right now but its almost impossible to go the whole distance.

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Is there something that your S/O has or wears that is so super ugly you just want to burn it? Nasty Nasty Nasty Bedroom slippers. Even the dog won't go near them.

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How come the Dallas Cowboys have the most bandwagon fans than any other team in the NFL? Since when did this happen? Pats or Steelers maybe but Cowboys????? Only thing they do that attracts fans are Cheerleaders.

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Yes or No, during the holiday season you will at least attend/host one family gathering with more than 12 people? Ugh! Yes.

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What is the first thing that comes to mind when I say: Puppy? Donny Osmond. Don't ask me why, but that's the first thing that popped into my head.

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Question for married members of both sexes: Since being married, would/have you ever joined an online dating service, just to see if there was another person interested in you? I wouldn't join an Online dating service even if I "wasn't" married. Its too easy to lie and be misled. Statistics show almost 33% of the people on Dating sights are Married and cheating.

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If you stood on your roof, what would you see? Nothing. Its snowing like hell out.

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My dog won't eat by herself unless you hand feed her. How can I get her to eat out of her bowl by herself? She will no eat unless she is hand fed. Try putting her in the bathroom with the door closed. Or Someplace without any distractions. She will eat when shes hungry enough.

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What animal in the zoo would you be and why? Id be one of those Horny Monkey's, that make you walk the other way when you have your kids with you.

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Does it mean anything if a guy lets you use the other earbud on his ipod? (he offered it to me, i didn't ask for it) It means you're gonna get pregnant.

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What would be the best Christmas movie you have watched.? A Christmas Story is always going to be a classic. I love "Christmas Vacation" the best though.

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Have you ever been so angry you seethed? How long did it last? I hardly ever stay angry for more than a few minutes. There is however one thing that if I even think it, about I get angry all over again. No Happy Tuesday Rosie, I have to go out and shovel snow soon. Ugh!

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Which do you prefer, raincoats or umbrellas? Raincoats seem to make me sweat. Id rather have an Umbrella, unless The wind is really Blowing too

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What do you think of "open marriages?" They usually don't last.

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Men - do you prefer to woo or be wooed? I love to be wooed.

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1991 Buick centry oil filter gasket can get it to stop leaking Take it off and make sure there isn't an old gasket still on there. Make sure you wet the Filter with oil when you install it. If it still leaks try a new filter. Make sure its on tight enough. Hand tight and Half turn with a wrench should be enough.

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I'm insecure about my wife going out with a guy friend. What should i do? Go with them!

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What are some of your favorite "odes" to oral sex? :) Aerosmith's "Big Ten Inch" although its supposed to be a song about his harmonica. Yea Right,

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Why do you buy a 400 horse power car to drive at 35-40 mhp around town? So you can look at your reflection in store windows. Not that I would know or anything. LOL

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Can ANYONE. . . . . . in YOUR opinion. . . . . . . . sing "O HOLY NIGHT". . . . . . . .BETTER. . . . . . . . .than Celine Dion? Yes, I forget which one it was but one of the "three tenors" did and put chills down my neck.

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Who was the guy who first looked at a cow and said, "I think I'll drink whatever comes out of those things when I squeeze 'em!"? Must be the same person who grabbed one of those Arctic Crabs and thought it would be a good Idea to eat one.

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What is meant by I love you but I am not in love with you? Think of the love you have for your Parents, siblings, friends or even pets. You love them and care about them sure, but you arent "in love" with them. Being "In love" is something you feel for your S/O.

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What food do you eat that you really don't like but eat anyway because it's cheap? Ramden noodles

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Do you think its funny when guys have belly button rings? Its just way to feminine. Almost as bad as a tramp stamp on a man.

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Can you think of a line from a movie that is rarely repeated, but when heard you immediately know what movie it is from? I love mama! "The Water Boy" Adam Sandler

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Do you think their are still some good people out there? I sure do. The worlds not a complete disaster, Not yet anyway.

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What is your LEAST favourite Christmas song? Silent Night. Its sort of bores me to sleep.

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What is your favorite "Smell"? The Scent of a Woman

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Are you in any kind of pain? Most of the time.

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My dog is a UKC Grand Champion, a Rally Novice, a Good Canine Citizen and a certified therapy dog. What's your dog do? Snores and farts and is happy as hell.

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What's your favourite thing about winter? That it eventually ends. I "f"in hate winter. As soon as the kids are on their own Im headed south.

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My wife's mom can be REALLY mean to my wife - it borders on psychological abuse. Sometimes she is upset for days after a visit. What can I do that won't cause a big family rift? Who cares? Apparently that old battle axe doesn't. I have the same problem. We just stay away from her as much as possible.

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If your pet hamster could talk...what would he/she say? Could you grease my wheel?

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School years are the best years of your life. True or False? Im still waiting for the best years of my life. I'd hate to think I missed them.

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What would your parrots saying be? I used to breed parrots and always had different ones come and go. The one I remember the best was a biter. When he would bite you he would yell out before you could, "Ouch dont you f**king Bite me!"

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Have you seen the Xmas card photo that Mr. & Mrs. Woods are mailing out to their friends and relatives? [Click the LINK below this question when it appears, to view the card's photo.] Don't ask where the golf tee is. LOL

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I have a friend who is getting married to a horrible guy. I don't approve! We are close friends. Should I say something or just try to be happy for her? Is he cheating on her? Otherwise I'd mind my own business. Nothing could break up a friendship faster. She is just going to get angry and accuse you of being jealous. If you do decide to say something, make sure you have facts not opinions.

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It's Sunday. Are you still wearing clothes you had on Saturday? Same sweatpants I had on last night yes. Everything else is clean.

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When's the last time you jumped for joy? Last month when the Yankees won the World Series.

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Think of those people who you love to be near. What qualities make them so wonderful to be around? Someone who makes me laugh or Someone who doesn't complain, And someone who doesn't try to force their political opinions down my throat all the time.

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Will someone please explain to me the "logic" (or lack of same) that went into the creation of this toy in 1987? I'll be damned if I can figure it out! [See the LINK below this question, when it shows up.] Nope, its about as explainable as the pet rock. It kinda looks like Jeff Dunham's Doll Bubba J

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If the truth hurts, should one keep one's mouth shut? Id rather be hurt by the truth, Than be happy with lies.

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Do you have a normal or dysfunctional family? Everyone is normal except my oldest sister. Her and her whole clan are dysfunctional

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I've got a ______ on my finger and I can't get it off. (fill in the blank) Booger

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Would You Rather Be Married or Happy? Happily Married.

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Is the ABer "dani" more sweet or more naughty?=D Shes naughty as hell. But she really is a sweet Old lady. ROFL

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My boyfriend licks my armpits and most embarrasingly my asshole. i can't understand whether i enjoy it or hate it? what to do?is it wrong? Offer him a Tic Tac and don't worry about whether is right or wrong. If you two enjoy it, who cares what anybody else thinks.

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How many of us get stuck on the packaging and never get around to the content? I think as we get older, the wrapping on the package doesn't mean as much anymore. But when we're younger I think its human nature to be attracted to the package with the nice bow. Happy Friday Rosie!

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Is there anything that there is no answer to, and never will be? Why do bad things happen to good people?

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What is the first thing you notice about the opposite sex? Face then eyes.

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What are some common misconceptions about strippers? That they are flirting with you. They aren't They only want your money.

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HOW DO YOU BURN WATER You don't. It burns you!

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How often do you get road rage? Usually every day some jackass "Non"driving fool irritates me. But I keep it to myself. Im secure in the fact somebody is sure to flip them the finger.

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If you allowed your S/O one affair a year, would it cut down on excessive cheating, and make him/her more selective about who it is with? No, affairs are like Peanuts. Once you start you cant stop at just one.

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What cannot be contained? Unbridled enthusiasm

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What cannot be measured? My Mother In Laws Waist.

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What do you wish you could spend today doing? Holding You.

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Does spare ejaculate have any useful application around the home or garden? You could use it as Hair Gel.

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Who would you rather meet, the President or the Queen? I have a few things Id love to discuss with the president.

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Who is responsible for the worst acting performance in a movie that you've seen? Its a tossup between William Shatner, and Steven Seagal. I love their movies but they aren't exactly Oscar material.

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What would be the best thing someone could say to you today? *knock knock* "Publisher Clearing House, you're a millionaire"

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What would happen if I took cat or cow hormones? You'd be a "Horny Pussy"

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Does Tiger Woods owe an explanation? Why are all Rich people above the law? If it was You or me, They would have knocked down the door and dragged us to jail and done a sobriety test.

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Would you consider this a holiday miracle? see link Im sure she felt like it was a miracle, and the woman who received the phone call is an angel. I just hope it doesn't lead to million of scam phone calls.

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What colour do you think suits you best? Cars Black, Clothes Light blue.

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My girlfriend got a text from her friend's husband late friday night asking her to come over. My girlfriends friend was out of town. Was it wrong for me to tell her to tell him not to msg her? She said i put her in a corner It wasn't any of your business. But if he's that Ballsy its only a matter of time before he gets caught.

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Where are the pictures of your ex? I deleted them so they end up in the wrong hands.

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What do you think when you see this pic?https://cid-037a56b95137a873.skydrive.live.com/self.aspx/New%20album/sup.bmp I dont see it

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I'm horney, can you help me? Nope, You're all on your own.

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What is the last thing you want to do on a Saturday morning? Wake up next to Rosie O'Donnell

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Why is your favorite character on Family Guy and why? Brian. He just cracks me up

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Am I the ONLY one who has stood in a store and OUTWARDLY laughed because everyone's phones are "going off" and the ringer is so similar NO ONE KNOWS WHOSE CELL PHONE IS RINGING? Nope, I don't have that problem. My ring is a very loud Police Siren. People always look around to see where the cops are but I have no problem telling my ring from others.

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Do YOU believe a "picture says a THOUSAND words"? A MILLION words? Or. . . . . .zip, zilch, zero? No mine pretty much hang there an don't say anything.

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Say you have a choice: You can save a substantial amount of money, but to do so, you will hurt someone you love. What do you do? Stay Broke!

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******Stillme FBB****** is our newest SWAMI, (Level 80) Will you Please help me congratulate her? Congratulations, Next stop "90"

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If I were to give you an "inscribed" kitchen apron for Christmas, what would you want me to have inscribed on it? I'll send one to your husband that says "The Real Yule Log" and an arrow pointing down to his crotch.

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Do you have a kitchen tip you'd like to share with me? Mine is when heating up a bowl of food in the microwave, I use a plate/dish as a cover instead of a Saran wrap. Wrap sometimes melt on the food and that can't be healthy. Run Vinegar through your coffee pot once a month to clean out all the minerals and speed up the brewing. Make sure to run a pot of cold water to rinse out the vinegar or that first cup is going to taste horrible.

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I'd find this very difficult to answer, but can you name your top 3 Elton John songs? 1)Your Song. "Which is one of my favorite all time songs" 2)Crocodile Rock. "Gets your feet a tapp'n and makes you want to dance" 3)The Bitch is Back. "Welcome to the Story of my Life"

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What type of behaviour would you say is 'beneath you'? Ridiculing handicapped people.

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What was your first real "desktop" computer? It was a Packard Bell running at 33mgz

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IF your lifelong friend with whom you've slept in the same bed with before, showered at the gym with before , went skinny dipping with , etc. ... after 15 years comes and tells you He / She is Homosexual ; How do YOU react? Its happened to me. I never really cared but I took a lot of crap from the rest of my friends.

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Do you personally know any masculine gay men in your life? Yea I know a couple. They are actually a "couple"

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When is the last time you had a lifesaver? A few months ago. I was chomping down on the Big Ones you get in a bag. I broke two teeth. That was the last time

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Do you still have turkey leftover in the frig or freezer? Yes I had turkey again last night. There's still enough for a couple sandwiches.

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Why are all police officers called Roger? You always hear them saying things like, can you run a plate check on xyz 123, ok will do, Roger; can you get me some donuts from the coffee shop, ok 10-4 Roger over and out? Short and simple, Roger means Okay you understand

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When is it considered cheating? Look at it this way. Its considered cheating when you wouldn't want your S/O doing what you're about to do.

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Last year's dress doesn't fit and the company holiday party is in a week. What am I going to wear? Buy a new dress. Why would you wear the same one to the same party, a year later?

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What kind of cooking oil do you use? Mostly Olive Oil.

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We live in Minnesota. I heard from neighbors that there was a big hawk flying around. We have a 12 pound dog. Could it pick up our dog and carry it away? Ive seen one Try to take off with a small rabbit and drop it. I don't know whether it was because the rabbit was trying to get away or if it was too heavy. Here is a conversation about just that. http://forums.randi.org/showthread.php?t=125176

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How do you make your cornbread not dry? Instead of Plain corn add Creamed Corn. You can also throw in a cup of Sour Cream.

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What do you have next to you "right now"? My bed

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I can't think of any good questions today...can you? Go watch a Rerun of Match Game. You'll have loads of fresh material.

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When did you first require reading glasses? Did you notice your eyesight gettig worse or was it a routine check up? In my mid thirties I started having a hard time reading the phone book under artificial light. I used to walk outside to read it. It progressively got worse, now I just wear one reading Contact in my left eye all the time.

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If the only way to save humanity would be to sacrifice yourself, would you do it? According to the question, if say no. I'd die with all of humanity. If I say yes, I still die but save everyone else. Id say yes, Heck they'd name a High School after me.

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How many slices of pizza do you usually eat? What's the most you've ever eaten? Normally I eat about three. But I have eaten a whole pie. But not in a long time.

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When Chevy Chase starts spewing out all kinds of epithets after finding out he was getting NO Christmas bonus, in "Ntl. Lampoon's Christmas Vacation", I laughed my head off! It's about what I would have done! What is YOUR favorite scene in that movie? When Chevy Chase starts spewing out all kinds of epithets after finding out "Wally world was closed"

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What do women wear when it's 65 degrees outside? Clothes.

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Guys if you really love your girl, and she went bald, would you still treat her the same as you do now? If you truly love someone that wouldn't matter at all.

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What is the cd-key for age of empires III? Try one of these. WPXD8-7XYFR-4828Q-FV88X-7DGDJ DXR32-X44M7-CYTCX-P6H6P-97CPG JKK3F-J8CK9-Q33PF-W88FY-MGBBT

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Have you ever been in a parade? Yea in High School, I was in the band and we used to go to about 5 parades a year. Don't ask me why because we sucked.

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Do you sleep on your back, side, or stomach? I wear a C Pac so I sleep on my back. Id prefer to sleep on my side but I get the hose wrapped around my neck.

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Do you prefer truth or dare? Why? Dare, I'd rather keep my life private.

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Guys, does your wife have a regular “Night out with the girls?” Are you OK with it? It's become a constant source of arguments for one of my GFs and her husband. No but I wish she'd take a month out with the girls. Give me a break.

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Whose party would you crash if you had the opportunity? Any party at the Playboy Mansion.

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A friend of mine and his wife are going to abort their baby tomorrow, she is in her third trimester and her belly is huge. they do not want adoption because they feel that would to be to hard on the child. As a friend should i tell them something? Yea, google partial birth abortion's, print up the picture's and hand them to her. If she doesn't change her mind, I would consider getting new friends.

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Would you ever do this with a balloon? Where in the world do you get a balloon that strong.

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What do you really enjoy sucking on? You should have asked in the Adult section so I could said Vagina.

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When you were a kid what was the most serious injury you had? My mother dropped me on my head. You all are still suffering the consequences.

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Fill in the blanks "A woman in lust wants __________ BUT a woman in love wants ____________? sex/your paycheck.

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SOLVE THE EQUATION: 14 year old girl sucks a lollipop. 16 year old girl sucks an ice cream. What does an 18 year old girl suck? The life out of you when you divorce her 10 years later.

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What animal best describes your neighbor? You choose which neighbor. :-) Mine would be a "sloth". Just plain S-L-O-W!!! What kind of animal is fat, lays there on the couch, eats, doesn't bath and does nothing except suck up Oxygen. Thats what I have to live next to. The beast is My Mother In Law.

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Is it discrimination to hate dumb people? Its called Self discrimination.

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I want my mum I find her so actractive I just get so hard around her I need help to fine out if she likes me email me on cubey12@hotmail.com please I want her bad Dork!

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If you consider pornography demeaning to women, is gay pornography demeaning to men? No, its just nasty!

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I give my heart to you! I give my heart, because _________.(fill in the blank) Im an organ donor.

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What is meant by the word "rotter" when used by an English person? Sounds more like Im at a Chinese restaurant, and they're filling my glass.

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How many times have you made a Bid on eBay and are you normally successful in getting the item you want? I spend way too much time on Ebay. I wish someone would block my account. LOL . I bought my last corvette off Ebay.

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My friend's husband flew off for an internet crush. Things didn't work out. She just called to tell me know he's back. Would you leave your significant other to pursue someone you'd never met in person but just over the internet? Only if I was thinking about leaving them anyways.

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What are some reasons to look in a mirror? I knew this question looked familiar. ROFL

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Do you always forget when you forgive? Do you forgive easily? Forgiving is easy for me, forgetting is much harder.

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Who would win a staring contest you or your pet? If Im eating food he would, if Im not eating I would win. He'll fall asleep.

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What is the best way to not get disappointed? Don't ever have High Expectations.

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What animal best describes your employer? Im a government employee, so I'd have to say a Wolf in Sheep's clothing.

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Does Mariah Carey have breast implants? No not the last time I got a look at them. I don't know if she has since then but as of a year ago I'd say no. I don't care who they think their fooling, you can spot them a mile away.

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Do any adults out there still enjoy a hot bubble bath? Only after I had beans for dinner.

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What is the sexiest race of people on the planet? Its racist to say one race is sexier than the next. Its whats inside a person that makes them sexy. And that comes in all races.

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Do athiests celebrate Thanksgiving? Since when cant Atheists be thankful for everything they have? What do The Pilgrims and the Indians have to do with god? Christians may want to thank god, but its not a religious holiday.

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Are good looks enough to guarantee success in dating? Just because they got the looks doesn't necessarily mean they got the personality to go with it. Absolutely NO!

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Why do US liberals want government health care? Wait till Obama hits you with "Reparations"

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How do you prove you love someone with actions? My boyfriend says he believes I love him.. but wants me to prove it in actions and I have no idea how. Hes trying to guilt you into performing certain sex acts. Tell him to prove he loves you by not forcing you to do something you're not comfortable with.

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I own a motorhome and can not keep my batterys from going dead, I have searched for something being left on ,can not find anything.what would make batterys go dead. I had the same problem with my RV. There is always something drawing off the battery. Put in a master kill switch, Or go under the hood and take off one of the wires to the battery. Make sure the battery that starts the RV is totally separate from the Battery that runs the Camper. So even if it goes dead, you can still start the RV to charge up the batter.

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ATTEN: ALL CHRISTMAS CELEBRATORS!!!!! Don't you think it would be nice if we could give all of our fellow ABers a "Christmas gift" by sharing a peek of ourselves for, at least, ONE WEEK prior to Christmas; not in our profiles but on our AVATARS? I dont want to scare everyone away. Go look on my summary page.

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Should the couple who crashed the White House State Dinner face criminal charges? That shows how Phony Politicians are. They posed with them, put their arms around them smiled and had no idea who they were.

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What country would you like to visit someday? England, Who wants to put me up for a week? Or should I say put up with me.

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How is having drug addicted dogs search for more drugs not animal abuse carried out by the police and government? They aren't addicted to the drug. People often wonder if dogs sniff out hidden drugs because they want to eat them, or because they're addicted to drugs themselves. In fact, the dogs have absolutely no interest in drugs. What they're actually looking for is their favorite toy. Their training has led them to associate that toy with the smell of drugs.

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Do you save all of your pocket change? I try to but my daughter takes it for lunches.

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Have you ever let somebody be a priority in your life... when you were just an option in theirs? Seems like I'm always trapped in that.

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I am 17 year old.I have a 5 year old daughter. Now the father of this child broke off me soon after the intimate day. Since14 I am in a relationship with my classmate. Now I have a baby son due to this relationship.When should I tell my parents about this Nice story, if it were true.

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I'd like to teach the world to _______? Get Along!

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Anyone lose a friendship due to drunk driving? Meaning, you or your friend got a dui/dwi and the other friend got upset at the stupidity? When I was a kid, two of them were driving across the railroad tracks and got hit by a train. They were killed instantly.

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Can you name a song that mentions a color in the title? Yes Billy Idol's "White Wedding"

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Is toothpaste veg(etari)an? Haven't you learned to Spit, not swallow!

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Lou Dobbs is leaving CNN. Your thoughts? I'd wager Fox will sign him.

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Which proverb applies particularly to you? Glass Houses.

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If we really wanted to know the main cause for the ills of today's society, then what should we be testing people for? Greed, Stupidity, And lack of Morals.

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Fill-in: The one thing I really want is__________. To be forgiven.

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My favorite Dinner when it is freezing is ?-------------------------- New England Clam Chowder and Fresh Baked Bread.

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Who is naked right now? Does naked under a robe count?

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Are there secrets you hide from your family? Yes, my closet it full of skeletons.

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How can I be kool? Its hopeless. ROFL

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Why can God not stop people with addiction problems? Because he gives you the choice to choose right from wrong.

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Have you ever wished that you just would not wake up oneday? As in Dead No! As in I'm too comfortable to get up, Yes!

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Who is the blacksheep in your family? Me..

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When you are so bored you could pull your hair out for entertainment, what do you do? AB :)

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What fuel source is used to provide electricity aboard cruise ships The motor also turns a generator to make electricity for the ship. Or it could have a free standing generator powered by a separate Diesel motor.

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Which is the best home remedies for wrinkles? Don't smoke, drink, or lay out in the sun.

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I just got my turkey for 60 cents a pound, and bought a 11.74 lb turkey for total of $ 7.07- how big and how much was your turkey? Ours is free every year from Shop Rite. It was 21lb. You have to have 500$ in grocery receipts to get it free.

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What you do to attract others towards you ......? Just be myself and hope nature takes its course. You cant make somebody love you.

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Do you believe premarital sex is right or wrong? Yes, for everyone except my daughters. And Not even after marriage for them. LOL

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I would rather die than eat ________. a dead body

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When is a bad time or place to show clevage? Communion

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Guys, when your S/O dresses sexy & other guys stare, do you get pissed or proud? That wouldn't bother me unless she was flirting back.

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The turkey said Gobble, I am out of here let them eat__________________ instead. Each Other.

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Have you ever had your picture in the local newspaper? If so why? Many times when I was younger for sports. The most recent was when I saved some Damn convicts life. Man did I get razzed about that one.

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Who has never(honestly)cried during or after titanic? I didnt'. It too long and drawn out. I couldn't wait for the damn boat to finally sink.

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Jim Carey made me laugh HYSTERICALLY in "Liar, Liar". . . . .. . . . . ."Ding! Ding! Ding! What have we got for him, Johnny?!" <courtroom scene>! What's YOUR favorite Jim Carey flick? I never really liked Jim Carey until I watched Liar Liar. The one sort of turned me on to the rest. I also loved "Fun with Dick and Jane"

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If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? Dark Blue.

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At the risk of being crucified, I have to ask, why are there woman who still don't know how to cook and clean? For the same reason there are men who cant give a woman an orgasm. Nobody taught them.

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What cars (design, model, body style, manufacturer, etc.) do you consider ugly? The Honda "Element" held that title for many years, until Nissan decided to come up with this atrocious looking piece of crap, called a "Cube"

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What are good things that "Adolf Hitler" did? Died after suffering from the Clap.

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Anyone have any Thanksgiving horror stories? Not this year. My fat disgusting Mother in Law stayed home.

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Have you calmed down yet? Sure, I dont stay mad for more than a few moments.

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How often do people "change" their character and perspectives once they fall in love? They dont change, their true self just comes through after a while. Sometimes they try to be something they're not just to impress someone.

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How many times have you seen someone who had something very good going, did not realize they had it and just blew it big time? It happens all the time. Sometimes everything you've ever wanted was right there in front of you but you don't realize it until its gone.

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What was your first sexual position and how good/bad was it? I think pretty much everyone's would be missionary. The first time good, the next was much better.

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When you were a child what punishment, at home or school worked best on you? They tried, I just never listened,

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Why am I always right? There's a big difference between Always being right and always "thinking" you are right.

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How are heavier girls better at sex? I hear this all the time, but how are they better? Ya know who started that rumor don't you? Fat women.

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Hey guys!!!! I was gone for a while...What's everyone been up to? Miss me, or what!? TILA and I were talking bout you. Were you ears ringing? Welcome back,

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Congressman Joe Wilson screamed out "You Lie" in the middle of President Obama's health care reform speech to a joint session of the congress. Do you think he was out of line? Out of line Yes. Correct. YES!

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When driving while lost in thought, does it ever weird you out to think that you just drove for several miles without really paying attention to the road? Yes, that happens all the time. Once when driving a Tractor Trailer, I was in one such brain freeze when I snapped out of it, I saw a toll booth right in front of me. I slammed on the brakes and skidded into the toll booth stopping just in time. The toll collector asked me if I had a license to fly that thing. If I had snapped out of it a second or so later, I would have ran right over him.

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One of my stress relievers is putting 1000 piece puzzles together. Would you find this relaxing? I can't stand puzzles, I have no patience for it. I am the one who steals a piece when you're not looking. Just so I can put the final piece in.

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Do you hate your dad for his weaknesses? Nope, Ive yet to see any of them. He's the strongest person Ive ever known.

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Has anyone ever used a Pedipaws - do they work? They suck. A cotton ball would file a dogs nails faster than those useless pieces of crap.

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What law do you most often break? Speeding. Whenever I'm upset or angry, I Uncover my car, Crank up the music, and blow off steam.

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How many of your mom's recipes do you cook for yourself? None.

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I made a horrible mistake and cheated on my fiance with my ex boyfriend. im in love with my fiance .the ex called my fiance and told him everything . i was asked to admit it,i did and he threw me out.i want him back!im dying. what do i do? please help me Walk away for awhile. Give him time. Women accept cheating better than men do. Stay away from your ex in the meantime.

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Do you go your own way or follow the crowd? Nope Ive never followed the crowd. I always march to my own drummer.

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Have I seen your true colours? Pretty much, You know me better than anyone.

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Do you know someone who pretends they are something theyre not? Read the summary's there's a lot of that going on around here.

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Have you ever worked as a "driver" before? (Limo, Taxi, Chauffeur, Bus, Train, Race Car, or anything else) I used to drive a Tractor Trailer and I still drive a School Bus from time to time.

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Do you like LOTS of pepper on your food, just a little bit or none at all? Just a little bit.

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Have you seen santa's latest picture ? (laughs) Cotton is that you?

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Is it sick to ask a mortician to make a casting of your dear departed hubby's Johnson? It'll be stiff, but it wont be Erect. LOL

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Do you know someone who pretends they are something theyre not? Yea, You! j/k You know how I'll always feel.

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If you needed a baby sitter in a hurry and the only person available is a stripper/pole dancer, would you allow this person to babysit your small children? If I trusted her sure. She's a stripper not a Pedophile.

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What is something that you really don't trust? Someone who was supposed to love me.

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Are you a morning person or not? Yes, its pathetic. I'm up in an instant and ready to go. Everyone else is all grouchy. Come dinner time Then I'm dragging.

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How much money is in you wallet or purse right now? I never carry money. I use my debit card for almost everything. I seem to spend less that way.

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My Rabbits urine is white is that to be concerned about? Is it a snow Bunny?

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Which is your favourite internal organ? The one that I put in her.

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Are you thinner or thicker than you were 10 years ago? About ten lbs thicker

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What don't friends let friends do? Leave the bar at closing time with a man in a dress and size 12 high heels.

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No limit hold 'em. What is the minimum allowable raise by a player that hasn't acted. Player A bets $40, next player B goes all in for (2 examples): -for $56 -for $64 What is "minimum" raise the next player C can make? The minimum bet is the big blind. .

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Would you die for your family If it would save them, certainly.

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How old were you when you first went to Disney World (or Disneyland)? 28

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If you were having an affair with a married man and he did in fact spilt up with the now ex wife how can you be sure he wont cheat on you? There is no doubt, If he cheated on his wife, he'll cheat on you.

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Fill in the blank: I am thankful for ____________. For healthy children.

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What is you favorite brand of condom? Xtra large. Ahahahahahahhah!

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Have you ever walked through a grave yard and wondered what kind of lives the people beneath your feet lived? All the time, I love to walk through old Cemeteries and read the old tomb stones. They are very interesting.

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Which of these recently banned dogs in Ireland do you think is actually a nice pet ? English Bull Terrier, Staffordshire Bull Terrier, American Pit Bull Terrier, Rottweiler, German Shepherd (Alsatian), Doberman, Rhodesian Ridgeback, Japanese Akita, Bull M English Bull Terrier??? They banned Spuds McKenzie???? Thats the most ridiculous thing ever.

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How do i know if i got a warrant out for my arrest? Ask a cop.

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Do guys get horny when they hold hands with their girlfriend? Teenage boys get horny when the wind blows. Men don't get excited as easily.

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Can you give me an example of too much information? I had ate so much corn yesterday I crapped like a Goat.

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What is a way to make a "good salad" even BETTER!? Crumbled up blue cheese.

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Do you have a MURKY past.............? As far as remembering it? I sure do.

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Worst person to sit next to on a long haul flight? Someone who smells, BO, Breath, ewwwwwwwwwwwww. I spend most of my time walking up and down the aisle.

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What is something you would say at the bank? Put the money in the bag, This is a "hold up"

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What is the worst thing about life? Death and Taxes

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Are you happy at this very moment? Why or why not? Very much so. Not telling but she knows why.

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...is that a yes? Most Definitely!

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When was the last time you stayed up throughout the night? Want to hear something funny. I work at night, and I've "never" done it. ROFL

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A snail falls down a well ...the well is 30 feet deep .... the snail can climb only 3 feet a day up the side of the well ! but slides down 2 feet of a night .. how long will it take the snail to exit the well? Homework at your age?

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Do you own any Apple products? I have a couple of pies cooling in the window.

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Do you think that Roseanne is/was a funny sitcom? I sure enjoy it. I dont care for Roseanne but the show was actually very good.

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What is your favorite music video? Ive always loved this Video. But you have to love sports. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4_lfqKbOvTk

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Identify the main forms of transport and explain their importance to the industry Do your own homework!

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What comes to mind if i say "Detroit"? Detroit Diesel Engines

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What is a place that is "off limits" for your dog or cat? The Sofa but they don't listen.

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Fill-in: Will you______my______? Scratch my back.

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Do you get angry easily? Yea, but I only stay mad for a few minutes.

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There is only one cookie left...do you eat it or let someone else? Finish them. There is nothing more aggravating than wanting a cookie and there is only one.

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What's something you eat in a strange way? Cookies. I stick my whole hand in the milk so the complete cookie can turn to mush.

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Which character in movies that died at the end do you wish had lived? Marley From "Marley and Me"

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If you were a cop which celebrity would you arrest with a smile on your face? Paris Hilton. Cuffed and No covering the front of her face

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Who was your favorite police officer from a TV show? Lenny Briscoe from Law and Order. He'll be missed

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Name something people get paid to predict? Football games

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When might smaller, be better? Beer Belly

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If you could sell off some of your lifetime at $ 1000.00 per hour; how much time would you be willing to sell? Maybe six months. I figure if I have a sickness I'll be glad, and if I dont, its not much that much time.

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Are/were you grandparents much more easy going/placid than your parents? I Never knew any of my grandparents. I doubt anyone could be more laid back than my father.

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I fell in love (K). K moved and we ended it. I was hurt and never dated until I met a man (J) who finally made me smile again. I am so in love with him. I saw (K) after four years and feelings were still there i want to marry (J) but Y do i stillcare4K? Wait until (L) shows up.

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What are the contents of the nearest envelope? Bills

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Why don't my AB "Friends" respond to my questions? A few do but most don't. I respond to yours most of the time. No hard feelings I am just curious. It is a dilemma for me so fess up :) I try to. I dont remember everyone on my list so I click on friends questions every morning

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Do you find people with foreign accents annoying? No I usually try to figure out where they are from.

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Do you believe that there is a such thing as voodoo? Yes there's such a thing, No it doesnt work.

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Did you letter in High School? I did Yes, at least a dozen times

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What should people be aware of? Things aren't always what the seem.

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Do you use real potatoes when making mashed potatoes or do you use the instant potatoes in the box? No self respecting cook will use Instant Potatoes.

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Are you a member of the same religion as when you were brought up? Yes.

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Why do you think there is so much deep-seated anger in so many people? Unhappy about that Stick up their arse.

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What do you think of people that don't like animals? Cold hearted.

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Are you inlove with a idiot? He is a child sometimes that you just want to smack his face and tell him to grow up an be a man? What do you do with a man who acts like a 12 year old boy? Spank me, I'm a baaad boy.

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Have you ever needed Physical Therapy? Yes before and after my shoulder operations

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SERIOUSLY, I just heard this. Do you agree or disagree? A woman on a diet is always in a bad mood!? And you did not now this!!!! How?

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Why do so many people not give points for questions they answer? Sometimes I notice if you give pts then change the page, if you don't wait long enough they don't get given. I hate it more when you answer someones question and they don't take the time to give them.

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If there were no wall in front of you right now, what would you see? The Woods

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Are you a "sucker"? Nope, more like the Suckee

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If I were to say Dexter, Hays Converter, Watusi and Zebu, would you know what I was talking about? (without looking it up) Moooo!

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What is a type of wild animal native to where you live? White Tailed deer. They are always out in my front lawn.

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Do you take the stairs or the elevator/escalator? If its only a few floors I use the stairs.

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At this moment, are you wearing anything lacey? Nope, a pair or sweatpants, and nothing else

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What's the last thing you misplaced? did you find it? My phone. I use the house phone to ring myself, I think I call myself more than anyone else calls me.

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Ever feel like your slipping away? All the time. The older you get the faster it goes. I don't want to see how fast it goes in another 25 years.

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Did you ever notice that the word "OK" is a sideways stick person? Ahahahaha. Nope not until now. Thanks

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You are suddenly naked.....what do you do? Get dressed.

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What's one word, that YOU HOPE NO ONE ever uses, to describe you? Grouchy

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What would you change about yourself physically? Id like to be 20 years younger again.

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What restaurant would you like to EAT FREE for one week? La Conca d`orr's. Its a small Italian Restaurant. Very expensive but the food is amazing.

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What makes you feel secure and safe in your marriage? I don't feel either.

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How offten do you clean the windows of your home? Not until I notice their dirty.

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Will the internet be open on Thanksgiving ? :P No its closed for repairs.

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Is there an "old flame" you'd love to meet just once more, sometime during the rest of your life? No I said goodbye or a reason.

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What genre of music would be torture for you to listen to for an hour? C"rap"

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When eating pizza off a plate (rather than out of a box) do you use your fingers or cutlery? Fingers unless its too hot. Then I'll cut it and use a fork so I can blow on it.

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How many times do you think you have been in love? Three

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Am I the only one who's not looking forward to the holidays? No there's me too. You have to stop this. That's two things we agreed on today.

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Tell us something about you that we do not know. I dropped your toothbrush in the Toilet this morning.

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Some stores are selling organic turkeys for Thanksgiving. Will you go organic this year? All a turkey eats is Cracked corn or mash. Aren't they all Organic?

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Do you ever dance when you're listening to your ipod when you're like out for a walk by yourself ect? i do lol you get strange looks Ya I always moonwalk down the hallway. I get strange looks no matter where I go the Ipod has nothing to do with it. LOL

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I think I am going to start enjoying a drink in the morning before work, what is a good alcoholic beverage to have in the morning? Don't. You are starting on the fast track to no where. Go get help. You don't need to drink before work. Go to one AA meeting and see what happens.

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Do you think there will be hot pockets in Heaven?=D No, only in hell. You get burned every time you eat one.

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All right guys, Their have been several questions on here about breast size, so I want to know, Do you think 36D boobs, on a girl 5'51/2" tall, 107 to 110 #, is TO big or TO small or JUST right. Seriously, I want to know. Because my B/F likes them. What if you started telling him you loved 10 inch penis's. How would he feel? Its the same thing. He should accept you as you are and not worry about the size of anything.

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Any men out there like hairy women? because if you do i want to talk to you. i have hairy armpits, hairy legs, hairy down there and hairy arms. and i live in los angeles ;) I'll hook you up with my Mother In Law. Shes all that and fat too. No giving her back, you're stuck with her.

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Which do you think is worse: Shoveling the driveway or Mowing the lawn? Shoveling the driveway. I hate snow.

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How many hours a week do you work? 40, 40+ ..0..

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Why do men think its fun to hurt you? Men don't. Insensitive boys do.

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Do you or Have you ever talked about yourself in the third person? Duke doesn't do that

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If I could turn back time, I'd ______ . Go back to when I was 21

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Is there any truth in this gag? You're looking for trouble aren't you? ROFLMAO

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Most American men are _____? Pornaholics

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Why do some people think that not washing their hands after using the bathroom somehow makes them rebellious? Just as long as they aren't making my pizza. Thats so damn nasty. Some people are pigs.

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Will it hurt if you tie up your boy frends cock under his arse What did you do, tell him to go F**k himself?

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Isn’t popcorn supposed to be a healthy snack? Its the stick of melted butter and the tablespoon of salt you put on it.

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Who do you think is the best actor/atress in hollywood?why? The Duke John Wayne.

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Is it wrong not to want my boyfriend to have female friends? Its natural, but you shouldn't care. If he is going to cheat on you, he'll do whether he has female friends or not. If he can be trusted, whats the matter with women friends?

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What is one thing you need and want but don't have the money to buy? This. I cant do without it.

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Where can i buy some tiny tight thongs In the toy section by the Barbies.

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Where can i get a chastity device/belt Just use Super Glue.

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Who swoons over New Moon? I howl

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Do you know anyone that you would fall for this? (see link) ROTFLMAO!!! Ahahahahahahahahah! Laugh of the day award.

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Will you be watching American Idle this Year? Are you annoyed that Paula is gone? Will it be about who can really sing or who Simon likes ? Is Ellen qualified to judge singers ? Is she a singer or a very popular funny lady? Yes, I'll watch. It wont be the same without "Stoned out of her mind Paula" Ellen can't sing but she wont take any crap from Simon. This should be interesting.

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How many hammers do you own? I think Three.

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Which do you get more often....angry or hurt? Could it be our fault sometimes for expecting too much from others? Usually both at the same time. I get hurt, then I get angry.

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What is something painful to watch? Womens Basketball.

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Are you good with tools? Yes, Im great with my "tool"

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_____ job. What goes in the blank? "Anita", (We all know her)

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Do you change your mind a lot or, once you've made a decision, stick with it? No not at all.

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HELP.. my sis died recently and my husband and I are now raising her 2 sons (16&4 yrs old) We were in a finacial bind before this and I am afraid we can't do it. any suggestions? Where is their Biological father? Did you apply for Social Security? They children should be receiving it.

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If there was no chance of your partner finding out, how likely would you be to cheat on her? If you truly love someone you don't cheat.

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My girl friend cheats on me so what should i do?should i dump her? If its just your girlfriend, kick her to the curb. You don't want to get wrapped up with someone like that.

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Fill-in: It's raining _________. (e.g., cats and dogs) Cats and Me's!

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Thanksgiving is coming and I'm busy with making ecard for my clients. Is there site provides free PPT template about Thanksgiving? I only find some at Sameshow. Please help I'm gonna crazy, thanks guys. I like 123greetings.com Not a lot of popups or annoying junk mail to contend with.

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What is your opinion of the Oliver Stone movie, W.? Ive never seen it. I shy away from Oliver "fibber" Stone movies.

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Blonde, brunette, redhead, or bald? Top Blond, bottom bald.

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What do you think of when I say the word: GOVERNMENT? Corrupt. Self centered. Lying. Two faced. Scandals.

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Do any of the *older* generation in your family like listening to modern day music? Yea me.

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Sarah Palin, would you? Yea, Then Id mess up her pretty little glasses with a happy ending.

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Is it true that if a man hits a woman he does not love her? Do you think he could hit her and still love her? No it means he has a problem controlling his anger. He needs to seek help before he hurts her.

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How do you handle people that "never hear a word you say?" Usually bitch and tell them again.

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Is it true Chuck Norris can turn a black hole white? Only when he has sex with Halle Barry.

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Do you find there are a lot of drama queens on AB? The kind who always seem to have some big crisis happening in their life and need moral support from anyone and everyone. I refer to them as Bulls**t Artists. And there is an abundance of them.

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Have you had a memorable moment so far this year? Care to share it? I retired, much younger than most people

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Would you rather find your teen smoking marijuana or drinking liquor as a form of weekend recreation? Got to choose one! If I had to choose I'd pick drinking. I feel its the lesser of two evils

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Who is AB's sexiest man alive? Cast your vote now. Do you mean besides me?

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Would you eat a dessert containing Viagra? Sure it makes for great after diner conversation.

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This isnt a question but a tip next time you go yo mcdonalds, dont order a big mac. order a $1 double cheese burger without the mustard or ketchup.. instead ask for letuce,onions, pickles and mac sause.... And wala u have a $1 BigMac. That taste the same Don't forget all the free things they put on there for you being a royal pain in the ass cheapskate, like a spit.

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If you could add one law to your country's laws what would it be? How bout we just enforce the immigration laws.

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What would you never put garlic on? Vagina

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After losing your remote control, where is the weirdest place you found it? In pieces inside the bird cage. My umbrella cockatoo, whos no longer with me decided to make a nest out of it.

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Is 2012 really going to happen? Yes it's going to come right after 2011 and right before 2013. That's right, there's going to be a 2013!

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What is something you have never licked? Ailsa, but soon

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Sometimes things that you really enjoy change or disappear entirely....your favorite restaurant closes...a favorite food item is no longer sold....a close relationship ends. If you knew in advance this were going to happen, what would you do? Nothing lasts forever Rosie. Even happy Wednesday turns into happy Thursday. Id just move on and find something to replace it.

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On a scale of 1-10, How big of a flirt are you? I never flirt.

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FIRST WORD that comes to mind? I will analyse and respond Blowhard!

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Did you win or lose most fights when you were a kid? I never lost one until I started working at a prison.

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Are YOU the type of ABer, that make comments about people's grammar, spelling, question's category, etc.? If so, WHY? (It's all in FUN, remember?) It all depends on the subject. If they are complaining or yelling about something or using Text language, then yes they deserve it. If they are just struggling with the language or uneducated, No not at all.

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I keep reading about how to commit suicide. And every one says " isn't there some one that loves you and would miss you?" In my case NO, I just lost the only person I love. So can any one help me die? Why don't you call this number 1-800-784-2433 before you do anything foolish. They can help you.

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Have you ever fallen out of a tree? Don't ask me why, But I was climbing a tree going up after a Raccoon. I got about half way up and he decided he didn't want company and came after me. I fell trying to get down real fast. I was a good 20feet up when I fell.

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Wartime atrocities....commited by otherwise normal humans that have been demonized because of the war environment, or bad apples from the start? A good excuse for a bad apple to turn "Rotten"

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Would you be disappointed if you received a home made gift rather than a shop bought one? Not if it was a Homemade Yacht

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Who wants to skip work with me today? Sure Ive skipped the whole year so far. Whats one more day.

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My back is killing me...will you give me a massage? If you do mine in return. I have a real bad back.

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Is it abnormal to buy more than 10 bananas at once? I like to eat them, so i buy maybe 15 at a time and almost 100% of the time i do this, the store clerk spouts off something like "wow, you must really like bananas". Why do they do this? You sound like my Mother In Law the Gorilla. The lazy slug refuses to do her own grocery shopping and pays my daughter to go for her. On the top of the list every week is two dozen bananas. I don't even want to think what she uses them for.

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Where do babies come from!1/ my mom wont tell me and I am six years old so i should kno by noqw You get picked out of the Cabbage Patch. Now go read a book you're too young for AB

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Ugh! How can you even sleep at night?! Its easy, I have no conscience.

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Do you continue to smoke despite thinking that cigarettes are disgusting? Yes I did, but it was the Cost that got me to quit. Not the health risks. It was several years ago and Im glad I did. In NY they just keep raising the tax seems like every other month.

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Do you have a website that you built yourself? I used to own a pay porn website. I shut it down a few years ago. It was too much work it was called pussywagon.com

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Nothing is sexier than___________. A woman in tight short shorts, a white tank top and work boots. I dont know why but that drives me Nuts.

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How do I determine a canary's gender? Brighter color and only the male sings.

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Do you always eat breakfast before you go to o work. No I never feel like eating when I first get up. Usually about ten I start to get hungry.

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Why were you out digging a hole in your backyard at 2am this morning? I finally had enough of the Bi**H!

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Are you stalking me? Yup!

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Do You Ever Drink Alone? (Be Honest) Yea, Coffee.

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Explain a database in three sentences to your eight-year-old nephew? A database is like a big filing cabinet that contains a lot of information about a "certain thing" that a lot of people have access to.

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I have 666 points today... does that just prove a point? lol Yes your evil. But in a good way my little "devil"

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How dependable are you? You could bet the Ranch on it.

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I confronted a family member about an episode that has been haunting me for years only to find that they remember nothing about it. Has this happened to you and would you mind sharing please? In other words "what the hell are you mad about" Yes its happened to all of us.

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Have you gotten your Xmas shopping started?My wife and I finished ours already!you're all getting toasters! Well thats nice because I got you a loaf of bread.

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Name a famous Bruce. "the boss" Springsteen

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Where in the world have you been furthest from home? California

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If i put a blindfold on you and gave you a bite of a red delicious apple, a sip of water, and then a bite of a gala apple, do you think you would really know the difference? Yes easily. Because Delicious are one of my favorite apples.

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Most American women are_________? Working Mothers

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Who do you think is the biggest celebrity "Diva" (demanding, bratty, arrogant etc)? Whitney Houston. M&M's in a bowl with the green ones picked out. Bathwater in the hotel must be drawn and the exact temperature. The list goes on and on. Spoiled Brat

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Will you be wearing a poppy? When I see the Vets, selling they I always buy one. I just hook it on the sun visor of my car.

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Any word? What's the first word that pops into your head? Snapper

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What type of swim suit is more attractive on a women, a one piece or two? A "no" piece.

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Are rawhide dog bones really safe for dogs? My Vet told me to give them Pigs Ears instead.

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Why do some extremely attractive women go out with ugly men? We have long tongues!

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If someone invented an anal insert that would open your sphincter enough to let gas pass out silently, but would keep your insides from drying out, would you use it? Wouldn't that also allow S**t to pass out too? No thanks I'll pass.

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Are you or any member of your family really fussy eaters? My eldest daughter doesnt like much of anything. She eats well but its cant be "too Mushy" "too Brown" "dried out" " too rare". We go out to dinner and she says "they wont cook it right I'll just have chicken fingers" WTF shes 23? Drives me Nuts.

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Are you thirsty or hungry? Im hungry

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How can I put on weight without eating too much fatty foods? I have some Protein for you. LOL

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What will happen if I don't use it? It will shrivel up and fall off.

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What type of cheese do you like in your omelet? I really dont like any cheese melted except American.

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What comes in a jug? John Holmes.

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What mends a broken heart? Here the Bee Gees have the answer.

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If a man is 6'2" and 215 - does that sound healthy/athletic or overweight? That all depends on whether it's Muscle or Fat. Those weight charts are just for normal everyday people. If you're athletic and muscular you're healthier than someone who weighs the exact same but has a big gut. I'm 245lbs and I assure you I am not fat.

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Are you going to bed soon? No I'll be up half the night. I fell asleep on the couch before.

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Have you ever had a fever over 102 degrees? Yes I was at 104 before they induced me into a coma.

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Whats the kinkiest thing you have ever done? I couldn't dare say it here.

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What's one word, that describes people that YOU usually DO NOT get along with? Liberals

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If a dog and bitch are breeding and the 'tie' will the bitch definatley be pregnant? There is no guarantee that it will take the first time. You should do it several times. A dog releases eggs over a several day period.

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I was eating bacon, and bacon grease got in my eye, am i gonna go blind? No but you may be pregnant. Better take a test.

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What are the three best questions to ask someone before you marry them? 1)Are you already Married 2)Are they are warrants out for your Arrest 3)Do you have a job

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Are you completely_______________? Insane?

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What do you think about a 15 years old dating a 30 years old? In 30 years sure, if shes 45 and hes 60. Now hes a pervert.

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For your age, do you look good naked? So Im told.

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How old does a car have to be to get 'collector' plates? My insurance company gave me Collector rates because my car was over 25 years. I'd have to assume Motor Vehicle is the same.

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When did you last buy fuel? How much per gallon was it? Yesterday, I had to get High Test. I think it was 3.08/gal

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Why do teen girls change their minds every second? For the same reason Teenage "boys" do.

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Does it infuriate you to see people having a contest on how much "food" can be consumed in a contest, when there are starving people, well, globally? Nope, not in the least.

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What is good for hairballs? Stop licking yourself.

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This is your last chance so you better ____________ . Act like you're sorry.

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Do your s/o's past relationships make you feel uncomfortable? How do you deal with it? Why would you care what they have done before they even knew you. Its what they do after that matters.

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She's uglier than a _________________. Shaved Cat!

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Why do Chihuahuas like to "burrow" under a blanket and sleep? I wish I knew. When I go to my parents house, I wake up in the morning and their dog is under the covers. I have no idea how she got there but she does it every day.

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What was Belichick thinking? I fell asleep. What happend

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How might we boost troop morale in Afghanistan? Either let them win, or bring them home. Stop making it the second Vienam

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Does anyone know any good, slow love songs? I really need them. This ones Great.

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How often is it safe to breed a 2 year old Chihuahua? No more than every other heat for normal dogs. I'd ask your vet to be sure if its the same with a dog that size. Unless you're a breeder why breed her?

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What is the worst thing you've ever done while being naked? I put on a magic show, Pulling gold coins out of my Ass, In front of 200 people

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Can you park your car better than this guy? He Friggin left????? Ahahahahahahahahahahaha!

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When we were kids we played Cowboys and Indians, do your kids ever play this or are my grand kids just hillbillies like me? No they played Army. Things that are like Cowboys and Indians, But replaced with more modern people. So you're a Hillbilly.

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Can you name two things that just DO NOT belong together? George Bush and Politics

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Yes or No, you'd rather dance to slow romantic music? Id rather have sex.

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Do people normally become friends with ppl at work? Inmates???? I highly doubt it.

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What's one thing that really 'throws you off'? That damn Electronic Bull.

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Look around.., what is the first thing you see that you'd like to 'throw out'..(if it were up to you)? All the crap on my dresser.

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So my Christmas gift to myself is on its way! I bought myself a black velvet cape. Who here would make fun of me if you saw me wearing it in public? If that's all you had on, Yes. Id laugh hysterically.

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When was the last time you hated it when someone thanked you? Why? My dentist always says Thank you for Coming. WTF? Do you really think I want to be here!

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Are you comfortabe nude in front of other people? Yup, I have been nude with thousands of other people. I love vacationing at Nude Resorts.

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How moral of a person are you? Very much so. I treat people the way Id like to be treated, and I try to abide by the ten commandments. Whether you are Religious or not, its the "right" way to live.

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1st word u think of when u hear the word: keyboard qwerty

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Which country has the most beautiful flag? I'm not asking about patriotism...I'm talking about aesthetics. Which, in your eyes, is most beautiful? The one hanging proudly in my front yard and lit up at night. The good ole USA

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Even on the hottest, most humid of nights do you need at least a sheet over you to sleep at nights? Yes I cant sleep unless I'm covered. Even at work fully clothed I would toss a jacket over me.

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Egg _____. What goes in the blank? Salad Sandwich.

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Have you ever gone out to eat alone? Not lately, but I used to drive a Tractor Trailer. If you don't get used to eating alone, you don't eat.

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What is something that hisses? A flat tire. Or a Rattle snake in Big Sky country.

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If you could be born again and with another gender would you do so or chooose the original one without ever knowing what the other is like to live in? I wouldn't mind changing Genders, But I'd be a lesbian. LOL And Id spend a lot of time naked looking in the mirror.

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I cheated on my husband 10 yrs ago. the affair lasted 6 months. I told him about it 7 years ago. He doesn't trust me and I feel asfixiated, he wants me to let him know where I am, who I am with, it seems he can't get over it. Should I get a divo Why are you mad at him for being hurt? You cheated and you aren't trustworthy. He's the one who should be divorcing you. You're like a criminal who commits a crime but doesn't like the Jail. Oh well. get over it!

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I fell madly in love with someone on here and it turned out to be a sockpuppet. Can this relationship work? It was the first real love I ever found. It could be worse. I fell in love with my Love Doll.

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What's the worst infection that you've ever had? Gonorrhea. ROFL

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How can you be sure your in love with someone? If when you are away from them, all you can think about is when you are with them. That's a good indication. If time flies when you're with them, and drags when you're not. And the novelty of being with them has long since worn off, but you still can't wait to be with them again. You're in love

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Is it normal to crave alcohol at times of the day you would not normally consider drinking once you have told yourself you are cutting down? Yes because you're an addict. If you can't cut down drinking without thinking about it during the day you need to go to an AA meeting before it gets any worse.

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Here is my debit card...go buy yourself something. What are you going to buy? Absolutely nothing, You have no money in your Account.

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I had a threesome last night with 2 men for the first time. Would u think any less of me knowing this? I know its a double standard and I'll be bombarded for this but Yes.

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Have you ever worn lingerie while on AB?=D You mean you have forgotten about me already? ROFL

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My lips r dry a crack a less skin even on the sides a mouth is fuked aswell becs and i use lows lips sticks blue and orange 1s or that coco 1aswell but never use vaserline it makes ur lips 2000million times wers What Choo Tawking bout Willis!

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What have you most enjoyed driving? I had a boat and motorcycle and sold them both. Nothing gives me more pleasure than driving this on a sunny day with the roof off.

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What foods warm you up on a bitter cold day? Hot Chocolate with a Shot of Whiskey in it.

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What is a food that you always spill on you when you eat it? There isn't a food that I "dont" spill on me. If you give me a fork and a plate, I'm going to have it on my shirt.

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What was the last thing you ate out of a bowl? I had Tomato Soup and Grilled Cheese for Lunch Yesterday

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What's crunchy? Nestles Crunch Bar

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Would you rather live in the heat of Australia or the cold of Canada or Alaska? Neither, both are too extreme for me. I'll settle for Florida

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Have you ever thrown anything at a TV screen? Yea the WII remote when I didnt have the strap around my wrist.

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At what age do you really become an adult, in some countries it is 18 in some 21. are these 2 correct or do you think it is more like 25 21..

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Why do i have the feeling that hair is stuck in my throat, I dont think there is any hair there but thats how it feels all the time for about a week. It makes my gag. All joking aside. See a Doc. If you have the same thing I had, Acid Reflux irritates the lining in your throat. Your throat swells a little and you feel like something is stuck in there. It will drive you mad. You have to go to the Dr and have him write a prescription for you. You can try the over the counter drugs but they arent as strong. You'll see the feeling will go away in a...

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Its Mountain Momma's birthday, lets all wish her the very best for her special day Happy Birthday *here's to many many more* Hope you have a great day. And dont watch Forrest Gump to many times.

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Are you a tolerant person? Yes, count your blessings

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What things in your life do you wish you could take back? You know what, and if I could I would but I can't.

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For what reason did you last become violent? Work, and you know what happened

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Have you ever been disgusted by someone you loved? It was 6 "F"in months ago. Im sorry geez

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What are you currently thankful for? You, and after that last tongue lashing I have no idea why.

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Its Mensan's 60th Birthday, lets all wish him the very best for his special day Happy Birthday I hope you have great day.

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Hi, my name is Candy. I`m sooo hot! Check out my picture, you should only be able to date me in your dreams. But how would you try and win my love? I wouldn't. Egotistical women are a turnoff.

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Can you suggest a theme for 2010 - the year of ___________? Broke Answerbagger.

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What are the top 2 things on your bucket list? Visit England, Move south.

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Is it true that there is no such thing a stupid question? Whoever said that has never spend time on "Answerbag"

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Why does Jay Leno make fun of people from Alabama and Kentucky and so forth when HE lives in CALIFORNIA? Because "Everyone" makes fun of Rednecks.

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Does anyone know why Lou Dobbs left CNN? Him to CNN would be like putting Rosie O'Donnell on Fox

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I hate to tell you this but, your ________ is showing again. What is it? AssCrack

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What would you do if you went to a dinner party and the host's dog chewed the fringes off your new suede coat? Id tell them and if they offered to pay for it, Id say forget it, but If they didn't offer, Id be pissed.

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Do you take the holiday granted to commemorate the death of ML King Jr? It was a Holiday long before it was MJK day. They just moved the presidents birthdays around.

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He says "SLUT" you say__________? Prick!

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Sex really sells... What would sell things for you besides sex? A NY Yankee is the spokesman.

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The late comedian Henny Youngman (1906-98) noted that one of his favorite gags to pull on friends or associates, was to send a telegram that reads, "PLEASE IGNORE PREVIOUS TELEGRAM." Isn't that a fantastic stunt to pull on someone? it's so subtle! Please Ignore the previous Answer.

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Do you spoil your dog do you treat them like your own kid? My kids don't sleep with me. LOL Yes. I spoil him.

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When you go to bed do you keep a bottle or glass of water in your bedroom? There is always a bottle of something on the Nightstand next to me.

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Do you rant(complain) more than you rave(extol) or is it the other way around? Great Question Rosie. LOL I hate to admit it, I dont give too many compliments. Id have to say I Rant more. Happy Sunday

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No penetration = No cheating. Do you agree? Good luck getting that by your wife.

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Do you think Lady Gaga is attractive? Dressed very sexy is more like it. Attractive, sort of, shes just average.

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Do you have a framed photo of an animal anywhere in your house? Yes, of the big guy I put down a year or so ago.

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Would you raise your hand if you're an American and proud of it? *hand held high*

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Do you and your SO think a lot alike or are you the classic example of "opposites attract"? Yea, we both think we're right all the time.

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Does one man's ejaculate (cum) taste different than another's? Well if you'd stop mixing them all together at once Ms. Bukkake you could tell. ROFL

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Does it seem like the majority of people are unhappy with their sex life? Either the amount or quality... There is only one thing that would make my sex life better. And she knows who she is. Outta Pts.

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How many of you dislike your mother in law? Dislike????? That's an "F"ing understatement.

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Have you ever asked, answered, or commented on AB and then wished you could retract what you posted? Many times.

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On average, how much time (in hour or 1/2 hour increments) do you spend on recreational computer use per day? Too much.

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Can guys tell when a woman is thinking about sex? If I were to meet you at a party or public place and started talking to you, would you be able to read me if I was thinking what it would be like to sleep with you? You, yes. Holding your dress over your head and waving them in again I see. You really should play a little harder to get.

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If i asked a question on this website how can i delete it if i dont want it any more? Id want to delete that last question of yours too, but nope. We're all stuck with it.

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My Fantasy - Does NE1 Share it? It really makes me hot to have a cock rubbed on my tits til he comes all over them and the warm sticky cum is spread all over and then he sucks it off them... Look at the question I found in the Vault. LOL Yes its fun, but Id rather pull out and do it. But that last part is Nasty, NO NO NO!

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Do you consider cyber sex cheating on your spouse? What if it's not the same person over and over, like you're really interested in one. Just random people that you're not attached to? Its not something I would leave them over but Yes I think Its cheating to a degree. So the answer is still NO!

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How many days of calling in and saying I won't be there, would it take before I'd get fired from my job? Ive been doing it since January. They haven't fired me.

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Im looking for "odd/funny" brand names such as "FucoSlim" can you give me any examples? How about "Get it at Dicks" Dicks is a Sports Chain Store.

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I am now a Brain. I'm trying a new look. What do you think? Should I keep it or go back to the sexy avatars I have been using? Why don't you use your real picture. Or would that scare everyone off AB. ROFL

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Have you ever felt like packing up and moving and leaving everyone and everything from your present life behind? On a Daily basis. But nobody wants me.

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Does anyone know what this has to do with chocolate? I do so love this advert though Video was removed.

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If your joint of meat has a use by date of the 6th would you still cook and eat it on the 10th? If it was frozen, yes. If it was in the fridge, Id really have to smell it and look it over first. If it smelled alright and didn't look brown Id probably use it.

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What do Sundays mean to you? Winter it means football. Or a family dinner with a beautiful hostess.

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Turducken: Great or grotesque? I dont like duck. So I'd have to say grotesque!

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On a long road trip what bothers you the most, a back ache, having to stop for bathroom breaks or something else? The odors coming from the Kids in the back seat. Snoring and Farting while you're trying to stay awake.

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Are you taller than 5'5 or shorter Bout ten inches taller, maybe a little more.

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"...because I SAID so!!!" Was this sufficient for you--as a child? Damn straight. I didn't dare ask Whyyyyyyyyy!

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When eating a box of chocolates: Do you like the "map of chocolates", or do you prefer to be surprised by what you are biting into? If I like one I'm eating I look for the map to find another one like it.

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Why do some women like being called a w.ore despite they aren't w.ores? Name two.

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When you grinding pepper, can you taste a difference between "regular" and "gourmet" peppercorns? Not so much in cooking but when putting it on food its much stronger. Its like the difference between buying ground coffee or grinding it right before you make it.

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There is a place called Brown Shoe Repair @ 7 N. Hotel St., Honolulu HI. Can someone please explain to me how someone can hope to make a decent living, repairing only BROWN shoes? The same way Joe's hot dog stand makes a living only feeding Guys named Joe.

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Which song do you prefer? 'Sweet Child o' Mine' or 'Paradise City'? Paradise City. Too much Shrieking from Axl in Sweet Child.

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Where, and What do you think you'll be eating this Thanksgiving? Good question. I refuse to be in the Same house as my Mother In Law, and she thinks shes coming to dinner. If she shows up, Im leaving.

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To everyone that looks at pornography: How would you feel if it was your sister naked in those magazines? I couldn't care less, I just wouldn't look at it.

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GALS: If your name is "BARB," how does it feel to be named after "a point or pointed part projecting backward from a main point, as of a fishhook or arrowhead?" (Doesn't sound all that "feminine," does it?) As apposed to a "NON" pointed male name such as "Dick" LOL

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12 million criminals to become instant citizens if Democrats get their way. OK by you? Are you talking about the CNN video? If that's legit, Obama has really lost his mind. I watched it yesterday. Here's the link if anyone is interested. http://d.yimg.com/kq/groups/17260182/1610997888/name/ftc-vi26.wmv

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How many skylights do you have in your home? One I put in over a year ago. It doesn't leak but its the last time I'm going to do something like that. Its not hard building a roof with a skylight in it, but its a major job putting one in a finished roof.

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Why not use orange juice on cereal instead of milk?. Try it and let us know. LOL

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When you regret a decision you've made, is it usually because you didn't spend enough time researching/checking things out in advance or because of someone/something else? Spur of the moment I make a lot of bad decisions. Sometimes after I think about it a while I wonder, "what the hell was I thinking" LOL

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What is the happiest song you've ever heard? It can't be much happier than this

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Their is this girl in my class I flit and shw flirts back, lately she been telling me about how lousy her boyfriend. Is she hinting something here to me? Why ask us, how could we possibly know what's going on in someone else's mind? If you like her just ask her if she wants to go out sometime. Worst thing that could happen is she says no.

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Why do people ask a load of questions on AB and never look at or rate the answers. If you want this site to remain legit, work at it. I try to go back once a week and catch the answers I missed. Sometimes if its an older question and Im not here, it slips by me without getting points. My apologizes to those Ive missed.

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I'm figuring 50% of the people on line are worse than thier profiles let on; 25% better ; and 25% as they appear, be it good or bad. Do you have a different stat? Read some of the Summary's. There are some Real Bull S**T artists here. Its amazing how Air Line Pilots and Stock Brokers find time to AB in the daytime.

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Why is it a bad idea to stuff sausages down your pants in the supermarket? He must of really loved sausage. What a complete idiot.

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What would you fix about yourself to make you "perfect"? I be a little less Sarcastic.

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Do you hate using public toilets? Very much so. Especially those portable one. Nasty Nasty Nasty!

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Does your kitchen smell good? I am making applebutter and my kitchen smells all cinnamonny. Mine always smells good. There are Yankee Candles always burning

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What are some problems that can arise from having a roommate? They'll eat your food.

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Would you come to dinner if grilled trout and vegetables was on the menu? No I'd have to decline. Put a burger on instead and I'll show up.

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Besides love... what else could you fall in to? A swimming pool

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So you are at the pet store; everyone has their dogs on a leash, one dog escapes their leash and runs to attack your dog..what will you do?? Just want to know your answers..no I don't have a dog :( I wish..my favorite are chihuahuas Id kick it in the ribs, and If it turned on me and started attacking me I'd be forced to kill it. A dog that anti social shouldn't be in a pet store with other dogs. Its the owners fault.

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True Story...There is a women that was born with half a brain who leads a normal life. What do you have "half of" that you lead a normal life with? (Or Not?) lol Half a Bank Account.

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Does it annoy you when you arent allowed something (like coffee) and someone talks about coffee? OMG, You should have said something. How would I know?

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Do you hate it when youre in a good mood and someone spoils it? Yes, don't be a killjoy

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Do you stick your nose into peoples relationships? She meant well. Man, I should smack you. LOL

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Do you often think "I wish people would mind their own business"? Not if they mean well.

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Im off to bath my lizard. What are you about to do? Choke my chicken

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Same numbers every week or lucky dip? Quick Pick

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Do you prefer whole milk, 2%, 1% or skim milk??? why? 1% In the US

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Which singer did you hear and thought were the opposite sex to their real sex? (I thought Tracy Chapman was male) Sinead O'Conner

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How much do you care about your children's children's children's children's children's children's children's children's children's children's children's children's children's children's children's children's children's children's children's children? As much as they will care about me.

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Does prison actually "rehabilitate" anyone? Nope. Check recidivism rates.

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Do you hate it when youre in a good mood and someone spoils it? And this happened when supposedly?

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Which would you prefer from the snack bar: M&Ms or Good 'n Plenty? Good and Plenty. Im a licoriceaholic.

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Dots, Swedish Fish, Hot Tamales or all three? Swedish fish. They are addicting.

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In "The Wizard of Oz", why was Dorothy going to miss the Scarecrow the most of all? Did something happen in the movie between them that I missed? She was closest to him on the farm back home. And in her dream she spent the most time with him.

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How does a heavy thunderstorm make you feel? I absolutely love a good thunderstorm. With a lot of Lightening strikes close by.

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Do you think that many people who divorce later regret this and wish they were still together? Im sure a lot do. Especially the ones surprised by it all.

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If the American people could vote to make Marijuana legal or keep it illegal, What would your vote be? Id probably vote yes. I dont care either way.

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If you are an ex smoker, what method did you use to quit? Laser therapy. Cold turkey from the time I left the office.

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Do you always have a drink while eating a meal if so what do you drink? Usually Ice Water.

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I think that the TV show Frasier is the best Spin-Off ever made, do you agree? One of the very best yes. So was The Jeffersons and Maude. Both spin offs of All In the Family.

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When was the last time you lied? and what was the lie? I can't remember. I very rarely lie.

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If a legal immigrant, from Mexico, moved in next door to you and displayed a Mexican flag in his front yard instead of an American flag, would this upset you? Yes, if you're so proud of it go the hell back. You're not Mexican you're American.

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Why don't the pencils at golf courses have erasers? So you can't cheat~

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Is it rude to bring in your own table wear as I don't like to eat with forks spoons or knifes that are not plastic? Not at all. Just tell them it bothers your teeth. Im sure everyone who knows you will start to accommodate you.

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What would be the hardest thing about loving you? I need a lot of attention, or I not a happy camper.

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Bacon flavored edible underwear: yes or no? Bacon an Cheese go good together.

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My step daughter was expelled for smoking cigarettes at school and a teacher admitted buying them for her. I feel, we as parents should make the teacher accountable for her actions but my husband thinks differently, your opinion? Its against the law and the teacher should be held accountable. Seeing as this is an older question, could you give us any updates as to what happened.

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Oreos or chocolate chip? Yes Please

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Americans, You thought on this Video please? Sorry folks. Here it is. http://d.yimg.com/kq/groups/17260182/1610997888/name/ftc-vi26.wmv

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Would you date and become involved romantically with someone who is disabled? I married someone who was "heartless" does that count?

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Can a person change his traits, personality, emotional attachments after the age of 40 which have become hard coded? Its very hard, but anything is possible if they want to change. But they wont change just because you want them to.

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I would like to know some tips on not having razor burn downstairs. It would be nice if when my boyfriend went down on me he didn't have to see little red irritated bumps! Any tips? Benzoyl Peroxide cream. It put it on after you shave, its the ingredient found it Clearasil. I get it on my neck like you do. That stops it from coming. If you already have the rash. Put it on every day and dont shave again until the rash is gone. Then apply it afterward. There is a cream you need a prescription for a stronger dose. I asked my skin dr and they wrote me one.

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What kind of stuffed animal do you need to snuggle with in order to get a good night's sleep? A set of Boobs,

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What would you choose if you could only have one of these attributes: happiness, or character? Good Character, Happiness would come with

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Have you ever sneezed and peed a little? Not so much that you were drenched in urine, just a little. No but I've farted so hard it hurt. ROFL

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What might someone need a knife for? To peel an apple.

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Have you ever wasted love and loot on a loser? Hey I promised I'd pay you back as soon as I got a job. I'm holding out for that management position.

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Would rather have a Golden Delicious or a Red Delicious? Golden, but have you had Honeycrips?

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One some days do you wish you had a dog, or cats life? Or a Cats Lives.

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Have I missed anything fun whilst I was away? I think Dani had a case of Explosive Diarrhea on the elevator at work. But that's about it.

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Do you think we should be taught in school about politics? We leave school and are expected to vote yet know nothing about it. Teach yes, Pass on their personal opinions as facts No!

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If in a relationship, do you have sexual conversations etc with other people online? Yea with you. Ahahahahahah!

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Is a hairless cat ugly? Yes, so is the dog.

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If you could ask God one question, what would you ask? Why do Bad things happen to Good people?

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You have withdrawals if you're not within arm's reach of _______ (?) A Coffee Cup

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How well did Snow White get on with the seven dwarfs? How do you think she got so white.

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What are your thoughts about a woman that shaves her stomach/chest on a regular basis? Id think she's hiding a "Cocktail" wiener under that Apron.

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Do you think a womans job is outsmarting men? Women don't outsmart men. We just let you think you do. Actually We just really dont care what it is your doing.

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Holy _____>>>>>>> What? Donuts Batman! Look at the stomach on that Copper!

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Lets go_______...can you fill in the blank? Yankees. Clap! Clap! ClapClapClap!

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Can you fall asleep "snuggling" or do you find yerself saying "that was nice... now get off me"? Yes, I loved to be wrapped up like two mating Octopuses.

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Have you ever been a pizza delivery guy? Which company? Yes, but only for my own home.

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I need help finding a long sleeve tee shirt that wont shrink in the arms after washing..any suggestions would be greatly appreciated, my wrists are getting cold. Don't dry them in the dryer. Hang them and let them dry.

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HAVE YOU EVER BEEN GUILTY OF LOOKING AT OTHERS YOUR OWN AGE AND THINKING, SURELY I CAN'T LOOK THAT OLD? All the time. ROFL It seems to get worse as you get older too.

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What is one thing every teenager should know? You really aren't smarter than your parents.

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So i'm 20 living at home still, we have 4 cats (this is so random) i'm thinking of buying a puppy without telling my parents.....just basically bringing it home. Does anyone think that this is a bad idea? All of its a bad Idea, Starting with the 4 cats.

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How many months after getting your permit/finishing driver's Ed do you have to wait to get a license if you're already 16? It varies State to State. Read the back of your permit.

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What do you think about this list of 8 chivalrous moves that may freak women out? Pulling out their chair was on there, is that outdated? What about helping you put on your coat? (Link) I commonly do 3 of them. The rest aren't chivalrous, They're Moronic.

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Do you think it is fun to tap your brakes if someone is tailgating you? I think it's a blast to see their faces. What if they aren't paying attention. Is it fun to get into an accident?

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Does yer belly form a little island when you lie in the bathtube? Little? Ahahahahahhaha,

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"Suck _____________________________________!!" (fill in the blank please *giggles*) y questions!

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Have you ever seen the TV-show Dinosaurs? Was your favorite character the abusive baby? Why or why not? "NOT the Mama!" I used to love that show. It was funny.

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Does anyone NOT like cotton candy? I don't, its too sweet. Might as well just eat a few sugar packets. That's all it is.

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Things Restaurant Staffers Should Never Do? Sample food off your Plate.

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Would you attend a millionaire ball to meet a rich partner? No I don't like Rich People all that much.

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What is the earliest date you've observed a lit-up Christmas tree? Around Nov 1st. Right after Halloween in the Stores.

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Be honest: have you ever disliked someone or stayed away from someone just because they were on the bigger (obese) side? No I would only avoid someone if they smelled.

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What type of product does Oscar Mayer produce? My Bologna has a first name its O S C A R My Bologna has a second name its M A Y E R I love to eat it every day And if you ask me why I say Cus Oscar Mayer has a way with B O L O G N A

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Tresspassers will be ...................? Eaten.

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Have you ever drunk moonshine or homemade hooch? Yea, I dont care for Moonshine. What a headache I got off of it.

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If you could be someone else, who would it be? Derek Jeter.

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What kind of vehicle do you drive? Make and model I split it between my Truck and my Corvette. Depends on the Weather.

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Do you talk to inanimate objects? Only the Wii. Damn thing!

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So I work with this woman who does not wash her hands after using the restroom. How do I tell her thats nasty and wash her damn hands without being soooo rude? Please tell me shes not Making Pizza's.

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Im haven a beer, what are you haven? Cup of Joe!

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Its nasty, rainy and cold here. What do Abers like to do on rainy cold days when you are alone?Please no sexual references. Well seeing as You ruled out sex, I'll just say, "More AB"

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Have you ever eaten Bear Meat, Moose, Elk, Antelope, Mule Deer, Whitetail Deer, or Caribou? I've eaten all but the Caribou. Yes I've tried them all. My partner goes on a different hunt every year and always makes me try the meat.

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Have you ever chopped firewood? Yes and that's why I have switched to a propane fireplace. What a royal pain in the ass Cutting firewood gets to be.

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On a scale of 1-10, just how tired are you? 0 I just woke up.

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Im having a all female party (age 18 and up) i need to come up with games that are fun for adult females(its a party that we will be drinking at so also looking for drinking games) any ideas? thankyou. Give all the girls 4 pieces of paper. On each piece write a real embarrassing question. Fold them all up and put them in a bag. Then take turns pulling one out. You Can choose to Answer the question truthfully or drink. Write your name on the question and put it back in the bag. If you draw a question that already has your name on it. You put it back and take another question. If...

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Are employers required to divulge how "random" drug tests are chosen? I've been chosen 4 times in the last 3 years, while other co-workers haven't been chosen once. My employer does it by selecting number 0 to 9 at random. If the number chosen is the last digit in your social security number you get tested. I went years without being tested then I went 4 times in 6 months.

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When you feet hit the floor in the mornings, will they feel warmth or coldness? Warm, the dogs sleep by the bed. I always step on them in the AM.

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Would you take back a cheater, if it would benefit your children to do so (financially, mentally, etc) I am not doing well at this single parent thing and my kids are suffering and are developing behavioral problems. What do I do? That's a question Only you can answer. If you are a forgiving person and your husband is the kind of man you can trust to start over, and remain faithful. Sure it can work. But if you both aren't and you're just doing this for the kids, don't waste your time. They don't need to be around the constant bickering, fighting and name calling.

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What movie would you like to see remade? Jaws.

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Can you name something you never want to smell? A decaying Body

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Could you date or be married to someone who smokes? Nope, I quit and I dont want to be reminded of it everyday.

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I'm collecting souls. How much do you want for yours? Unless you're God you can't have it at any price.

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Have you ever been to a nudist colony? Yes, Many times they're fun and very sociable. They are not called "Colonys" . Its a nude resort or Clothing Optional Resort. Ant's and Bees live in Colony's

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A wise person once told me .................................................... Don't marry her son, You'll regret it.

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Do you look in the tissue after you've blown your nose or do you just throw it away? That is so frigging nasty. Yes. ROFL

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MEN: Would you be terribly disappointed if your wife or significant other told you they PREFER boring cotton pajamas to those "frilly", lacy, see-throughie, doll baby thingies (which, by the way, really ARE . . . . . . . .UNCOMFORTABLE)? Id be terribly disappointed if they put "anything" on. No Jammies if you're sleeping with me.

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What do you add to your bath to make it more relaxing? I use bath salts and crack open the window for a nice breeze and fresh air. I also make my water as hot as I can stand it. Sometimes, I add soothing music. All that and read. In 20mins later, the books in the water and I'm snoring.

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Who actually tells bald men that growing what little hair they have left long, is a good look? They same person that told them to just swoop it over their head, nobody would notice.

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What is the most romantic thing to do in bed after have sex? Just lat there all wrapped up with each other, and fall asleep.

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How much of your time do you spend completely alone? Depends on the day. Weekends none, Weekdays I usually get at least 5hours a day to myself.

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What is an example of a "bigger" tire than 235/75/15s? (Still on 15in rims) 255 75r 15

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I swear I have no idea how that _____ ended up in the trunk of my car! (What?) Dead Body!

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Do you still vaguely think that special someone out there will come by some day and sweep you off your feet? She already has.

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When is the worst time for your nose to start itching? When you're stuck in an MRI machine and cant scratch it for 25 minutes. God it drives me nuts, they slide you in and as soon as they start, You nose starts to itch. It happens to me every time.

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Is it possible to give up smoking on willpower alone? KY Jelly will take care of the smoking problem.

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Do u find that ppl pass judgement in regards to a question u ask? Do u feel that, because of this, they think that they are better than u? Well good luck with that. I get most of my questions from reading what other people have to say. Most of the questions I ask are not a reflection of me.

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I'm having problem sleeping at night. What non prescription sleeping pills work the best? You want to sleep, Take some Benadryl. Two of those and your out like a light.

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What words can i make with these letters? nprilag GRAPLIN PARLING PALING PARING RAPING ALGIN ALIGN APING ARGIL GARNI GLAIR GNARL GRAIL GRAIN LAPIN LIANG LIGAN LINGA PILAR PLAIN PRANG AGIN AIRN ANIL ARIL GAIN GIRL GIRN GLIA GNAR GRAN GRIN GRIP LAIN LAIR LANG LARI LIAR LING LIRA NAIL NIPA PAIL PAIN PAIR PANG PIAL PIAN PINA PING PIRN PLAN PRIG RAGI RAIL RAIN RANG RANI RIAL RING AIL AIN AIR ALP ANI GAL GAN GAP GAR GIN GIP LAG LAP LAR LIN LIP NAG...

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If you had to choose a day to die within 100 years what day would you choose? This date 40 years from today.

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What do you think Mona Lisa was doing right before posing for her portrait (considering her smile)? Did the "Wild Thang" with Leonardo

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What celebrity has the most beautiful eyes? Susanna Hoffs from The Bangles

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What celebrity has the most beautiful eyes? Susanna Hoffs from The Bangles

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If you walked one mile straight from where you're facing right now, where would you end up? In the Middle of the Hudson River.

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Off we go into the __________. Where are we going, folks? Fast track to hell.

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Why do Blacks spend so much money on skin whitening products? Source Please?

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How far from your home is the nearest hospital? Ten miles to the worst Hospital in the country. Twenty miles to a good one. In an emergency I'd still drive the extra ten miles.

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Do you think that some day you'd like to adopt a child in a poor, developing country, and send him/her money every month? Nope, I donate money to "sick children here"

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Name a good modern gangster film not including the godfather Scarface "Say Ello to ma lil friend!"

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Can UV rays pass through windows? Ive had Skin cancer removed a few times so I asked my Dermatologist that exact same question. She told me "yes most definitely"

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Our beloved user "The Chief" (http://www.answerbag.com/profile/?id=391040)has his birthday today! Would you like to join me to congratulate him? He is one year wiser now! Happy Birthday Chief. Enjoy your day, You've earned it and hopefully you have many many more. And always remember, If you get heartburn eating birthday cake "take off the candles first"

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Where do you go when you want total peace and quiet? Anyplace at home. The kids are all at school, its quiet as "A Moment of Silence" just the sounds of me taping away on my keyboard.

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Would there be fewer affairs and less adultery if polygamy was legal? I would think the wives cheat. He can't possibly be satisfying them all.

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Does anyone else think Sean Penn is a scumbag and a phony? Oh he's Definitely a ScumBag.

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I just hit my boyfriend what should I do Duck!

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Can you will or force yourself to fall back in love with someone if you've fallen out of love? You can't make yourself Fall in love. It just happens. Same as trying to make yourself Fall out of love. You Can't.

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Why would a 20 year old healthy women still suck her thumb? Can anyone please explain why? Thank You. Practice???????

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Why do stores sell one panel of a pair of drapes, when you need two panels to put on a window? For the same reason Hot Dogs and Buns always come in different number packages. So you have to Purchase two.

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Why wont AB let me use the name Replicate? A message pops up saying I can not use the word "Replica" in my user name. What is the reason for this? I'd have to Assume Replica "Item" spammers are a problem.

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My "Give a darn" is busted. Can you help me fix it? Please tell me something positive. Nope, Your Give a Damn is beyond Repair!

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Have you ever felt responsible for the death of another person? Yes.

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I see London, I see France, I see your _____ underpants! (what word goes in the blank?) Shatzee's holey

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Have you shaved your legs yet today? Yes they were snagging my Nylons. ROFL

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Your eyes are red............what happened to them? I haven't changed my contacts in a while.

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Do you feel safe outside of your home? Only thing to bother you is a pesky Coyote. Hes been hanging around lately.

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What are 3 items that are currently within arms reach to you at this very moment? Coffee cup, remote control, Mouse

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True or False? The older you get, the less fear you have of death False, You realize its getting closer and closer.

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Does anyone know any card tricks that involve changing all of the cards in the deck to one card? PLz be honest, and if you have, plz tell the name of the card trick I had a trick deck you could do it with. But you could only do it once it always used the same card. The Jack of Spades was a little smaller than the other cards and there was 26 of them. The deck is set up with the Jack Being every other card, Because they were a bit smaller no matter how many times you shuffled or cut them the Jack of Spades would always be the top card. So they pick a...

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Who are some real people whose name or stage name or nickname includes the name of a US state? E.g. Dakota Fanning, Joe Montana, etc. Dick York. Darren on Bewitched

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Woman, if your man cant give you an orgasim, is it because of him? He can't do it properly, or you sense he's just not into you? What do you do with a man like that who can't satisfy you and make u feel like a woman? Ive never had that problem. If I was having a hard time I would just ask what she liked or needed to help her along.

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What have you learned from watching Sesame Street? That those damn songs get stuck in your brain and are with you all day.

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What do you like to eat with fried eggs? Toast and Bacon

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When an American is writing to a Brit, is it polite to use British spelling, like Colour instead of Color? If you're talking in person in the USA should you ask where the Loo is? or the Bathroom? Talk and spell the way you normally would. You get to learn about each others cultures and words that way. There are so many words that mean a completely different thing to them.

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Tomorrow I'm going to visit a friend who has a pinched nerve in his back and can't walk. What's a good non-cheesy gift to give him? A Cane. Sooner or later hes going to need one, get him a nice one.

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When was the last time you had some chococate? Yesterday, I had some Hersey's Miniatures in the Freezer.

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What is the oldest fast food hamburger chain? I never would have thought it but I googled it. White Castle has been around for over 80 years. I would have thought McDonalds but they were started in 1940 with a McDonalds Barbecue.

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How many times a week would you have a steak. If its a real good steak a few times. But usually steak from the Grocery store sucks. We eat it once every week or two.

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What if there was no internet? How would life be without it? Id have one hell of a phone bill.

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The ABer, "The Chief", has now TOTALLY ruined my dinner; so has the ABer "DukeG"! I WAS going to have SPAGHETTI! Has any ABer done that to YOU!? Hey he said it not me, I just enjoyed the comments. LOL

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What do you do when you find a corpse in your yard? Yell at the dogs for digging it up again.

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Should the government own and operate all hospitals? Yes and Dr's Salary's should be capped at 50k, ROFL

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Have you ever been under the influence of three or more illegal drugs at a time? I dont do drugs.

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(Besides sex), What is something you enjoy doing with your partner? Just sit and talk to each other.

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How many different musical instruments can you play? I could play Trumpet, Trombone, Baritone, and the Tuba when I was younger. I was working on the Sax when I lost interest.

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Do you spend too much time on Facebook? If once or twice a month is too much, Then Yes. I never really got into it.

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Is your job physically breaking you down? Yes, Five Surgery's in 3 years due to work related injury's.

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What's your favorite episode of Seinfeld? I can't possibly pick just one. Id have a hard time finding one I "didn't" like

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How old do you feel? About 35

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What's something you SHOULDN'T give a bride as a "wedding gift"? A Dildo!

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Do you always tell the truth? No I try not to.

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Where would you find a wenis? On a Male Little Person.

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I f you really look around at other people's life is your that hard? No Im quite blessed.

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I feel like a puppet with my parents at the strings, controlling what I do and don't don't do. Yesterday a guy I like very much asked me out and my mother found out. She won't let me go, but it's my life and my date. I want to make my own mistake. What sh You didn't say how old you Are.

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I'd do me... Would you do you? No that would make me Gay.

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Do you shave daily? Everyday in the Shower.

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What is your highest point score in a day, and do the minus points get deducted from that score? My highest If I remember was around 1200, Maybe a little less.

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Have you made any new friends recently? Yes lots on AB

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Your the last person to leave your home on a morning. What, apart from locking your door. Is the last thing you do? Put the youngest dog in her Kennel.

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Do You Use Your Phone While Driving? Yes, I have a bluetooth on my Visor.

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Can you name a food that you love to eat whether served hot or cold? Turkey or Chicken

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I have heard that showing kindness means one is weak. If true, does that mean being cruel is a sign of strength? Strength of/ in what? Character? Intellect? Spiritual growth? Leadership? The only thing strong about being cruel is the Strength of "Stench" coming from you.

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When will Chrisitans realize that Islam is the only true religion? Because we dont feel like ending up in hell.

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In an elevator, do you prefer to go up or down? I just love to "Go Down"

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Is tity fu*k possible with real boobs? Only if you have a "real" D**K

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What is the best baseball stadium? All depends on what you mean by best. Best for the team, best for the spectator, best because seats are cheapest. If you just mean all around "best" it has to be the Dallas Cowboys new stadium. If you want Only "Baseball" The New Yankee Stadium is Awesome but my all time favorite still has to be the Kauffman Stadium Home of the Kansas City Royals

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Do people sometimes go too far with their "body art"? Yes Kat Von D was a beautiful woman. Shes gone way to far and ruined herself.

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What kind of work out equipment do you have that doesn't get used? I have a whole gym in my basement. But the piece I could never get used to using were Squat Racks. I "f"in hate Squats. Kills my back and knees.

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When you hear the words: red, brick, and old, what comes to mind? I want to change my Answer. It almost slipped my memory. Sing Sing Prison.

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When you hear the words: red, brick, and old, what comes to mind? Schools

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If I started my sandwich with a soft onion roll and added rare thin-sliced roast beef.....what else would you add to it? Provolone Cheese, Lettuce, Mayo, Salt and Pepper.

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Are there Cadbury's Creme Eggs in America? Yes but I don't really like them. Its actually tooooooo Sweet.

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Can't believe this weather! in Nashville, its 65 and not a cloud in the sky. high today of 75. does it ever get any better than this? Yea, when its in NY

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Did you have some "morning delight" today? No my morning has been nothing but Aggravation

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Do you really catch cold sores from kissing strange men? Only if the Strange Men have the Herpes Virus.

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What is your answerbag filled with? Answers to unasked questions.

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What's do recall the last candy leftover being, when the trick-r-treat bag is almost empty? Some taffy stick or a charleston Chew.

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Will you be putting on snow tires this year or driving with your All seasons? Nope, 4wheel Drive. All seasons work fine.

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What's one store you'd never purchase something from? As Seen ON TV

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Do you wear a Bib when you eat? Or are you too vain to consider it? No but I outta!

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What's one thing you'd never buy at the grocery store? An Automobile. Im waiting for Walmart to get into that also. The new Hybrid in town. The Walmart "shopper"

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When you think of these 3 words: black, hard and cold, what comes to mind? Santa's Coal

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What does the color yellow smell like? Pungent Urine

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If you were on a deserted island with nothing but a can of Spam would you eat it? Id be so hungry I'd probably eat the Can too!

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Have you ever been on a commercial aircraft during inclement weather that was so bad, bumpy, and "choppy" that when you FINALLY landed. . . . .the pilot did such a GOOD job handling the plane that you made sure and "THANK" him/her before getting off? Yes my last flight home from Florida. When we landed we hit so hard it felt like we were dropped out of the sky. The whole ride it was like someone was shaking the plane up and down real fast. It was almost impossible to walk to the Bathroom.

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Finish this sentence, please. How can I ___________when all I do is ______________. Lose Weight eat!

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If had to describe yourself right now in terms of weather (sunny, cloudy, overcast with a few showers) - what would you say? Its a beautiful day out for everyone else, I have a small rain cloud overhead following me around.

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Do you ever get SO OVERWHELMED with disappointment that you find you can't say ANYTHING. . . . . . . . .and you just STARE OUT INTO SPACE? Yes, sometimes I just sit there and shake my head in Disbelief, over the way my S/O treats me.

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What would be a really bad place to go on a 1st date? A Motel 6

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What's something you like, that starts with the letter 'S'? Sex!!!!!!

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What's one thing that breaks easily? Your sharpened pencil point.

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What's disgusting? My Mother In Law

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Does this question make my butt look big? Immense!

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You step on a scale; what's the 1st thing that comes to mind? Ho Chee Mama! Damn!

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Why are we here ? Isn't there something more important we should be doing right now? Yes there's a lot I should do, But only one thing I want to do. And this is it!

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Why does no one use the word whom anymore? To Whom are you directing that question? Because its probably "The Most" misused word in the English Language.

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How many remote controls do you have in the room you are in? Just one, Im in the bedroom and the TV has a DVD In it.

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Does your S.O. tell you that they love you more than anything? Occasionally, sometimes they need to be reminded.

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True or False, are you liking Answerbag more and more every day? In the Beginning that was true. Not so much anymore.

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What's one thing you never like to see someone else do? Take a S**T!

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True or False, you really enjoy going shopping at Wal-Mart stores? I hate to shop but If I must, I like walking around Walmart.

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Do you know someone in the Navy? Yes.

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What do you think of when you hear the words: fluffy, soft, and pink? Vagina's

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Can you describe yourself in one word using the letter "O? Omniscient LMAO

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How do you eat chicken wings? He's got entirely too much time on his hands, if it drives him crazy when people eat them wrong.

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_______, the gift that keeps on giving. STD's

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Did you know that men's maternity wear is now available? Why! Why! Why!

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Eating dinner out, do you usually order something you can't get at home, don't fix at home OR go for the 'same old thing'? Something I don't usually make at home.

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King of Sexy Town took a nap on his couch today! Could he be pregnant?=D Hey, don't look at me!

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What is the last fruit you ate? How often do you eat fruit? Yes, I had an apple

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Today is POLICE's 40th birthday! Will ya'll please join me in a big birthday celebration for him? WhooooHoooo HAPPY BIRTHDAY POLICE!!!! Happy Birthday Copper! LOL Hope you enjoy your day.

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The last time you used flour, what were you making? Biscuits

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Do you still have a Furby and does it work? I bought my daughter one and it worked for only a few days.

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How much T.Vs are in your house? Yikes, I have 6

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How should we "joke" around with our partners? I wouldn't be with anyone who couldn't put up with my constant clowning around.

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What are you thinking of right now? Someone Near and Dear to my heart.

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Have you ever fallen in love with another ABer? Ahahahahaha! I Plead the 5th. LOL

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I want to do something special with my six year old little girl and my 17 year old and her boyfriend. There are no kid movies out...any other suggestions? (The teenagers will do what ever we decide to do with the 6 year old). Go the Chucky Cheese. Go Roller Skating, or Bowling.

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If you were one of the castaways on Gilligan's Island, do you think that you could have figured out a way to be rescued? For a deserted Island, there was more traffic on there then there is in my driveway. It was a Two hour Cruise, they couldn't be more than 20 miles away from Hawaii. Take the Compass out of the boat and make a damn raft. The boat only had a small hole in it. You mean the Professor couldn't figure out a way to Fix it?

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What should you do when an idiot is up your tail and honking? I hold up my middle finger for him to see, but I'm also 6'4 250lbs. Just slow down and let him go by its not worth getting in an accident of fight.

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How can I be sure you're not lying? You can't on the Internet, But Look in my eyes if were talking to each other.

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What color are your living room walls painted? Light Lime Green.

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What are some names that you just don't hear anymore? like "Blanch" Ruby, Norma, Emmy, Paige to name a few off the top of my head.

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What do you think of two ppl who are married to separate ppl dating each other over 12 years? They are both the most heartless and selfish individuals on the planet. I only hope someday they both will feel the pain they have caused the people who loved them.

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What's your favorite fruit dipped in chocolate? Strawberries.

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What sort of idea do people easily scoff at? Get Rich Quick Schemes

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When you see somebody get hit in the face by a cream pie, what would you add to that pie in order to make the event a little more interesting? Thumbtacks!

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Have you ever gone to a dangerous place Everyday for 25 years.

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Chocolate, vanilla, or strawberry milkshake? Chocolate the Majority of the time. But the other two are great too.

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Whats your favourite cold meat? I love salami. Either Turkey breast or Ham.

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He's so dumb he can't even ______________. Remember where he lives!

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My girlfriend and I are a very sexual couple. We used to do it every other day.Now its every two weeks and during that one time she stops in the middle and starts crying.What should I do?She says that nothing is wrong but I find that hard to believe. It Sounds to me like shes a little guilty of something. Id have to ask her what.

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As looney as a _______________________? Duke

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Is there any way, short of a bullet, to make a song stop playing in your head? Just turn the radio on and start singing along to other songs. You'll replace that one with a different one.

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What's your favorite Video Game? Crash Badicoot Team Racing. I dont know which system it is we have them all. They're all the same to me.

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What was the last animal you touched? Myself

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Have u ever just felt like, the one for you, that fairytale ending, the guy you've waited for since you were a lil girl.... that... he's maybe just not out there? No I found her.

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What are some good family PC games that you can buy that does not require using the internet? Some Game shows make great games. Wheel of Fortune or Jeopardy are fun to play with the family.

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Which do you like better Reeses Peanut Buttercups or Reeses Pieces? Peanut Butter Cups. YUMMMMMMY!

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Can you name something that always gets overlooked? Cleaning out your pockets before you wash your pants.

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True or False, you hate cats, OR dogs? False, Anyone who hates dogs is no friend of mine.

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Ladies ! What is the first thing you put on when you get up in the morning? We sleep naked, Underwear.

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So,how's it going? Fine, so far so good. I just got up and am on my second cup of Joe.

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At this moment, what is something you are NOT wearing? Shoes and Socks

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From where you live, can you hear duck and goose hunters firing there weapons? Yes all the time, the River is less than a Half Mile away.

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What is something you blend? Whiskey Sour.

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What do you hate arguing about? Petty Jealousy

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If you could own any house you like, what would it be like? Any of the houses on MTV Cribs will do.

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A 5kg meteorite falls in your back yard. Do you keep it, sell it or donate it to a museum? Id keep it. What a Great conversation piece.

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What do you do with your nail clippings? I mail them to Ailsa, she Collects them.

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Do you think this boxer got what he deserved? OMG that's Hysterical. What a douchebag. Ahahahahahahah

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Have you eaten pizza in the last 30 days? Twice

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Is it necessary to change the oil filter every time the oil is changed in a car? If not, how often? No its not absolutely necessary if you change it every 3000 miles, but they only cost a few bucks don't be so cheap. Its there for a reason.

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Can you describe today's youth in one word? Memories.

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I heard a tapping at your bedroom window and then at the living room window..it was a woodpecker. what does this mean? Spicy must have Chased him out of the bushes.

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Who do I have to screw to get someone to answer my questions on this site? :-) Answered, Now bend over!

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"Heart of an angel! Mind like a_________!" Seductress.

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AB user, Major Tom, lost his wife Megan to an accident involving a bus, just 8 hours ago. Would you join me in expressing our condolences to him on the loss of his life partner just when he was planning his retirement with her in 2 years time? Major please except my apologizes on the loss of your wife. My prayers are with you in your time of grief.

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What's the last thing you put in your mouth besides food? Tooth Brush

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Whats your favorite kind of Hot Pocket? Philly Cheese Steak

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Do guys really want super skinny, tanned, blonde, blue eyed girls? This guy does.

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What do you think you say more: yes or no? I very rarely say No. Unless I'm at work.

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What is the first thing that comes to your mind when you hear the word winter? Shoveling the "F"in snow.

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Who was your favorite character in Brokeback Mountain? Please explain. The Horse.

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Did the New York Yankees buy the 2009 World Series, and, if so, does it matter? Anyone who says they bought it is just jealous or didn't watch the game. The so called big 3, Didn't help much during the series. Check their stats. CC didn't win a game. AJ won one. Tex batter .100. They didn't get much for their money They series was won by long time Yankee players.

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Best place to hide a body? I live in the country it would be easy. Id dig a whole toss in the body and cover it with lime. Nobody would ever find it as long as Its deep enough where the animals wouldn't dig it up.

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What musical instrument did you play while you were in school? All the brass instruments

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What are two things you wish you could change? Make a friend healthy and me Younger.

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Is it Illegal for a officer to record a statement made by a suspect, if the suspect does not know the recording is being made? Its legal why do you think they have wire taps. If they don't have a warrant or your permission its not Admissible in court.

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What is the hardest and most indestructible object on Earth? 20 Years ago I would have said my erection. Man it sucks getting old.

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How far do you have to walk to get to the nearest mailbox? About 350 yards.

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If you were a senior, what would make you want to improve your health? My grandparents are overweight/unfit. What are some creative ways I can show them how harmful it is not to be active, to them and their family without making it feel like a lecture? If someone is Old and fat or Smokes and drinks, Good for them. I know you want to see them stick around for a long time, but at that age, they're happy just let them enjoy life.

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When i'm home alone, i have a habit of ________? Spending too much time on the Computer

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Are men or women better at fighting? Women don't fight fair.

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What is your favorite nickname you give your partner? Tubby.

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How do you think your life will be different seven years from now? I will be receiving the respect and prestige that comes with achieving "Swami" On AB

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What is your favourite topic to ponder about? Will the Yankees win number 28 Next year. Lets Go Yankees!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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True or false? You like Limburger cheese? FALSE! It tastes like it smells.

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How well do your pets deal with fireworks? The little one attacks them. You have to keep him away from them.

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Beauty school drop out hanging around the ______? no graduation day for you, Missed your midterms and flunked Shampoo.

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Do you ever get the feeling the joke is on you? Yes, quite a bit lately.

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Have you ever stalked on girls? Nope Ive never been caught.

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I'm getting pretty good at writing my name in the snow. I think it's all in the hips. Whaddya think? Yes but I have a short name.

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What's something a lawyer shouldn't ask a witness in Court? Will you show us your Tits?

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When you were living at home with your parents, where did you hide your porn? I had a hole in the wall behind a poster. I made a shelf in the wall.

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Can I get pregnant from answering or asking too many questions on AB? Only if you do it when your eating Peanuts.

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Have you ever been propositioned by a member of your own gender? Yes, I used to be a truck driver. I would get it at truck stops all the time.

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I have a 1993 GMC Jimmy an when I go to start it for the first time of the day it lets out a cloud smoke. Also if it sits for a period of time it does the same. Whats make it do that and how can I fix that?. All depends what color smoke, but it sounds like the Valve seals are going. When the truck sits, the bad seals allow oil to seep into the cylinder. That=s why you see the smoke until it burns off the oil. They longer it sits, the more it smokes, right?

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What is your most fear in life apart from death? That I would outlive my children.

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What are the worst Christmas presents you've received? A pair of Black Argyle Knee Socks. Who wears that stuff?

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What would you find in a bottle? A way to drown your sorrows, Or a ship.

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Does your back hurt only because you have big boobs like me and what should i do to relieve the pain? You can allow me to help you carry them.

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If you were invited to an orgy, would you go? Yea I went. Its not as much fun as one would imagine.

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Runners at first and second, no outs. Dropped third strike batter is out, but catcher throws to first base and ball goes out into right field. Live ball or dead ball? Runners can advance at their own risk The batter cant go to first because its an occupied base, so the Cather wouldn't have thrown to first unless it was a pickoff attempt.

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This is an adult question: ive been with my husband for 9 years and i want to blow his mind..we have already done the "porn star" we have done it all..the only things that are forbidden is additional people and animals..be explicit. Mr. Ed isn't available.

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When was the last time you hugged your child? This morning when she left the house. The other two, the last time I saw them.

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Is there any Health Problem,if I sleep nude in all night? Only if your rub your dirty A** all over your pillow.

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What is the food like in prison? Its almost exactly like the menu at most schools, only they pretty much can eat all they want. Dinners are Usually a choice of three things to suit all religions.

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What's the difference between an oboe and a lawnmower? You can't blow a lawn mower.

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I will never believe the bad things about Michael Jackson. The family who claimed bad things about him, did so for the money! Do you agree with me? And that's why he paid them so much right? Because it wasn't true. Please!

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If you could turn into one animal for a day, what would it be? Rabbit. Then the two of us could hump all the time.

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What is the worst thing about the area you live in? Nothing to do at night.

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When did you last poop? I can't believe you asked that. You "Hate" talking about Poop.

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Right now I want to crawl into a dark corner with a big bar of chocolate and a big bottle of JD... anyone feeling the same? Im waiting.........

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What music genre dont you listen to? C"Rap"

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Does it drive you nuts when someone "answers" your question with a smart comment or something random which does NOT answer your question? do you rate or ignore? You better not mean me.

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Could you eat bugs or kangaroos testicles etc like they do on "Im a celebrity get me out of here"? No I have a weak stomach, just talking about Puking makes me want to puke too. Ahem.

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Is someone out to get you? Yea, You.

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What is something you use condensed milk for? Make great Hot Chocolate.

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Which is your favourite shell fish? Alaskan King Crab

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Who is someone you will never respect? My Mother In Law.

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Do you plan on watching the David vs Goliath fight on saturday? Nope, you can tell me who won!

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I have 666 points today... does that just prove a point? lol Yea I always knew you were Evil. Show us your boobs and you'll be over 1000 in no time flat. Or in your case, "not flat"

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Will you be allowing your daughter to have the HVP injection? Both have already had it.

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What CD is in your car? A Comedy CD. Its been in there Since I drove back from Florida. I was listening to it to keep me awake.

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Did you have a "Frankie says Relax" T-shirt? Id be surprised if I don't. I have 100s laying around. I collect T's. My favorite is still, "I'm not a Gynecologist but I'll take a look!"

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Are your friends a good or bad influence on you? Examples please. Whats the matter you didnt get enough answers the first time you asked that? Ahahahahahahahah That's twice today you Loon.

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Is love electrifying? Nope, just stimulating, don't cha feel it?

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Grrr They are discussing Christmas on tv, saying most "youngsters" think it should be renamed as its more like a winter festival. What is your opinion on this? They can call it anything they "f"in want. Its always going to be called Christmas to me and my children.

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Ok Im clearing up my friends list... Should I add, remove or leave you there? Remove me and you'll never hear the end of it. ROFL

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Bagpipes...music from heaven, or from hell? Heaven if its played right, Hell if they are just learning.

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What is the best part about Thanksgiving Day? Left over Turkey Sandwiches!!!!!! Yummmmmmmmm

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Do you ever find yourself running out of good questions to ask on AB? You could do like everyone else. Change the color and ask the question again. "What do you see that Ivory?" Or ask "Am I Pregnant" that's an old favorite. Or better yet, Ask some Michael Jackson Questions, Not like he hasn't had 45 variations of "Is he a pervert". Wait! Ask if Elvis is really dead, I havent seen that one in two days.

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How much piercings do you have? one

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Is bob dylans christmas album the worst thing ever? Bob Dylan was a great songwriter, but whoever told him he could sing was crazy. He Frigging stinks bigtime.

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There are several different chia pets on the market. Which one did you buy or would you buy? Ch, ch, ch, chia!!! Rooby dooo!

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I never believed Michael Jackson molested children do you? I have some beachfront property in Nevada I'd love to sell you. Its got a great view of the Statue of Liberty.

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In three words or less can you describe how you think the Christmas holiday season will be for you, please? Just "f"in Lovely!

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Do you think the food eaten 40 years ago was more nutritional than it is now? Im sure it had less preservatives and other Chemicals. Who's to say until they find out it causes Swine Flu. LOL

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When a person is speaking to you do they use one word constantly,and what is the word and does it annoy you. "okay" it was like he stopped caring "okay" and I didnt know what to do "okay" and I think Im pregnant "okay" and he wont call me "okay" Arghh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! "Okay"?

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To your knowledge, is there anyone who wants to kill you or wants to see you dead? If so, how do you cope with it? Get in Line, Im a Prison Guard

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What color car do you prefer to drive? Have you always driven the same color(s)? I love black cars, but I have a long dirt driveway. Its so hard to keep it clean.

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If Viagra had a theme song, what would it be? Big Ten Inch by Aerosmith

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If Viagra had a theme song, what would it be? Big Ten Inch by Aerosmith

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Do you put your eggshells back in the carton? or do you throw them in the trash? If Im cooking the whole dozen for a group, I put them in the carton, fold it up and toss the whole carton. If Im only using a few they go straight in the trash.

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Excuses are like a-holes... everyone's got one - so what's your excuse? Im an A**hole!

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What really annoys the Sh_T out of you about other drivers? A**hole's who pull right out in front of you. Put on their Left turn signal and stop. Talk about Thoughtless Accident causing Douchebags!

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If I invited you to take a luxurious bath with me, what would you bring in the tub for fun? How would you excite me? Some Champagne and Strawberry's, Candle's, "Me" and a Bubble bath. That's a good start.

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If you could chose to have only *one*... for the rest of your life, and none of the others, which do you choose (n why?): chocolate. sex. coffee/caffeine. videogames. tv. internet. movies. your dominant hand. 1 pet. the ability to control your own urine. One true love that lasts a lifetime.

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Truthfully i walked in on my brother masturbaiting 2days ago what should i do? Nothing. I know you cant get bad Images out of your head, but everyone does it. Just forget about it.

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What should be done too people who don't pick up their dogs mess? Pick it up for them, put it in a box, and put it in their Mailbox.

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How will you know if your partner is satisfied after you made love? You just will, no words need to be spoken.

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As of last night, November 3, 2009, did anyone ELSE see a beautiful, full, LARGE orange MOON!? Yes it was awesome, in the east sky. I tried to take a picture all I had was my Cell Phone, it came out like Crap. But it was huge.

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What is a nice thing you can do with a girlfriend for a change. something different.? Go clothes shopping for "YOU"

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Finish this sentence: Why the hell am I so _______________________. Damn Horny!

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What lasts forever? Love for your children

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What is your favorite Bee Gees song? How Deep is Your Love

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Are your friends a good or bad influence on you? Examples please. heh, You!

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Which movie has the ultimate happy ending? Water World with Kevin Costner. Nothing made me happier than that movie come to an end. That friggin thing went on for over 4hours. No thats a "Happy Ending"

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Ever been tempted to try dog food? I did it by mistake once. Its nasty. I scrapped it off the counter with my finger and ate it, I thought it was something else.

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Has anyone ever tried a sucide attempt n failed ? or anyone knows any other way of suciding but making it seems like a medical issue .... please its a serious matter cant really put it into words how serious . National Suicide Hotline 1-800-448-3000 Why don't you give them a call.

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What is a food that tastes good either raw or cooked? Broccoli Carrots cookie Dough

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I forgot to put the sugar in my pumpkin pie and it is already baked. Can I take out the filling add the sugar and re-bake the filling? Your crust will burn and be nasty. It may not be that bad, sprinkle powered sugar on top and serve it with Whip Cream. I'll bet its fine.

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Should one have to earn respect, or should one, by default, be respected? Of course, but little punks try to demand it with a gun

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Do you drink V-8 Juice or plain Tomato Juice? Spicy V-8

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I used to think Ozzy Osbourne was some sort of rock n roll prophet, but now he's nothing but a foolish old burn out. Is there a celebrity that you used to like but could care less about now? I think all the Ozzie fans missed the question and came to his defense. I read the question and I'll say "Nick Nolte"

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Do you feel like 'somethings missing'?... Actually no, For the first time in a long time Im content.

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If i shaved the skin off my forhead would you eat it Ahahahahahahaha! Where do you come up with stuff.

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If i opened an umbrella while it was up my rectum could tha be considered unlucky for my dinner guests while they are tucking into their first course Try it and get back to us.

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How much Halloween candy do you have leftover that you weren't able to give out? I never bought any because I knew no one would come to the door and I'd end up eating it all. My driveway is long and dark.

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Anybody told me how can i reply on received answer from other guys.............. pls provide me Just click on Comment below the answer you want to comment on.

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How many hours of sleep do you get per day? About 7

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Fill-in: I love you more than________. Than I ever thought I could.

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Who wants a lobotomy? No thanks but I have a few suggestions. LOL

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How many episodes are in a season of an average TV show? 23 weeks for the Major Networks. That means if its on every week, Summer is going to be full of THreepeats.

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Any girls out there who would like to just lay there and have 5 or 6 guys cum all over them? You've been watching too many Bukkake movies.

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Im in a relationship that is going nowhere because were in different countries should i end it before we get too attached to eachother If you think you could, but you wont be able to.

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Spit or Swallow ? er... Wine tasting etiquette :-) Gulp!

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I have extra Kit Kats! Who would like one? Frozen?

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Do you have a tattoo that is rather erotic? I have a fly, on the head of my D**k.

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What is more rude: Tw at or Cu nt? Call a woman a c**t and you won't have to ask

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What colour is your toilet roll? Didnt they stop making colored paper? Mines white.

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Men, if a woman offered you money for sex, would you do it? If yes, provided you would not catch anything, is there a situation where you ever turn it down? Yea, I need a good paying Job I would enjoy.

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What do you have to do today? Dentist not much else different

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What would make you fall out of love? Cheater, Abuse, Neglect, or just a damn Nag.

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Does size matter when you are getting in a fight? Only if its a "Sword Fight"

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Would you like the kind of "society" depicted in the movie "It's a Wonderful Life" with Jimmy Stewart? I don't mean the stock market crashing, I mean the little white picket fences, neighbors "caring" like that and where everyone knew everyone? Yesterday's Morals with today's luxury's would be fine.

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Do you send at least one text message a day? yes many more

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What is something that can be "roasted"? A Comedian or Celebrity's by Dean Martin

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Were you a loner in high school? No I was Mr. Popularity and the class clown.

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Why would space aliens be interested in visiting Earth? They heard about Answerbag.

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What are you - 99% of the time? Right!

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Where or to who can I sell my self shot photos? Make sure you copyright them or they will be all over the Web in a matter of Days. Uncopyrighted material will be used on every Porn site on the Planet. Even if you are trying to sell them, you will send them to someone in good faith and they can turn around and use them and there's not much you can do. All pictures and Movies should have a Copyright, and then anyone who uses it will...

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Do you want to watch midget porn? Ive seen it. There are only a few Midget porn stars. Sort of gross if you ask me.

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Where to get Free Torrent File adult movies? Use a news reader and go to alt.binaries.multimedia.erotica

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Anytime My boyfriend and i together he wants to fool around. And if he dont get a nut off he will get a nasty attitude. Does this mean he only want sex from me? Id tell him to go get his nut off someplace else. He's using you.

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Every dog has_____(Fill the blank). Humped a leg.

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What is your favorite sitcom? Has to be Seinfeld.

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I never knew there would be consequences to mankind's insatiable thirst for _______ Money and Power.

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I just saw a photo a girl trying to lick my boyfriend's ear at the halloween party we were at. I am not happy about this. Am I over reacting? Yes. If that's the worst thing he ever does to you, you're blessed.

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Is there a box of macaroni and cheese anywhere in your house? I always make Mac and Cheese from Scratch. And Happy Birthday Jo, Whois Jo?

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What do female kola bears have that no other animals have? Sex with a male Koala Bear.

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Instead of carrying around half a dozen or more documents in your wallet and glove box, wouldn't it be more convenient to have a subcutaneous, updatable, scanable microchip imbeded in your shoulder or buttocks? In my Buttocks? Wouldn't that be uncomfortable. How about the back of my hand instead, like a stamp at a club.

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Have you ever met someone briefly that had a lasting impression on you? Very much so. It's usually a woman. LOL

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If you owned a bar.... What would you name it? Duke's Place Short but sweet

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Should a crying child ever be kicked off a plane? Only if its landed.

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I sm scared that people will tease me if I go on Britains got tallent 2010 Help! Tease you? Make it through and they'll love you. Only people who will tease you are the ones who are jealous. Good Luck

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What the hell is he/she doing? I wish I knew, because she's driving me nuts.

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Why do you think certain NFL teams are dominant year after year even with a salary cap in place? See LINK: Greedy owners, Bad Management, Poor draft Selection, Poor Attendance, to name a few.

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The one celebrity I would love as a room mate is _______ Jennifer Aniston or Melissa Rycroft. Roommate, lover, wife. Either or will do.

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There is this guy in my college who used to stare at me and smile. i also used to look at him. but for a few days i completely ignored him. now today i looked at him and he turned away his face angrily. we don't know each other & haven't spoken a word yet That's because he doesn't like your stupid head games. Why in the world would you try to ignore him if you wanted to get to know him. If you're really interested in him walk up and introduce yourself. And grow up you're in College not 5th grade.

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Is it true that race tracks don't cause wrecks, drivers do? And Guns don't kill, People do.

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Whats your favorite italian food? I love Chicken Parm.

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What genre of film do you not watch? Detective, or Murder Mysteries. Comedy, and your fav, PORN

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Would you get sick if you ate a pound of bacon? No I love bacon. I can hear my artery's Now.

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I am deep. I am shallow. I am still and calm,What am I? Me!!

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Which is the worst tv program? Anything with Rosie O'Donnell in it.

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I heard years ago the actor John Waynes' real name was Marion Morrison. Can anyone confirm this to be true? Marion Mitchell Morrison

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Do YOUR parents still resemble pictures of themselves in their TWENTIES? Or are they totally DIFFERENT looking? My parents? Hell I don't.

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How can you help someone who is egotistical and uncorrectable? I just put up with her.

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Have you ever been disgusted with yourself? No not now. But when I think back to the things I did when I was younger, YES!

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OMG!!! Would you consider this guy the world's luckiest man? I don't know if he's the luckiest, but he sure has the dirtiest pair of underwear on the planet.

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How will god punish all the sinners celebrating Halloween tonight? God's not in the punishment business, he's into forgiveness.

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Does going to a chiropractor help with back pain? I go all the time. Some people think their Frauds, other people swear by them. Find a highly recommended one and give it a try. I see mine whenever my back starts to hurt and it works for me. Eventually I'll need surgery but in the mean time, it helps a lot.

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Has anyone out there ever tried {Butt Crack Brown} its a type of beer! No but I'm sure that name is a Commercial Nightmare

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Do you ever take the time to stop and admire a beautiful sunset? All the time. This was a couple weeks ago.

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Do you own yellow nail polish? Ewwwww, Wouldn't it look like you were dead?

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How much of a factor is money in your life? I don't have a lot, Im never going to have a lot, I never had a lot. I do just fine.

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What are some ways I can cut my expenses and save money? Stop playing hookey and actually go to work. ROFL

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What is the best broken heart songs for you!!! Toni Braxton "Unbreak My Heart"

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Name a song with the word ball in it Str8 Ballin' - 2Pac Flippin Off The Wall Like Lucy Ball 3rd Bass Got You By the Balls - AC/DC Ballbreaker - AC-DC Big Balls - AC-DC Take Me Out To The Ballgame - Arturo Sandoval Ball & Chain - Big Mama Thornton Butterball - Big Sugar Rubber Ball - Bobby Vee Take Me Out To The Ballgame - Carly Simon Basketball Jones - Cheech & Chong Chocolate Salty Balls (P.S....

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You are in a space ship traveling at the speed of light. You turn on the headlights. What happens to that light? You would be traveling twice the speed of light to the trash bin. This has been asked so many times before but I can't be bothered to find it.

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If you died while you were naked would it matter? They strip you as soon as you get to Morgue anyway.

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I met a girl in a party , and i really care for her but my friends want to rape her should i stick for the girl or my reputation? If you have to ask such a sick question, I hope you both end up with a 250lb Gay Cellmate named Bubbah.

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I almost accidentely hung myself at the car wash because I'm an idiot. lol. Can you top THAT? I fell out of a telephone pole stealing cable vision in my front yard

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Does this guy need to cut down on how much he eats? LOL! See pic That's funny, that's some Sand Castle How did you get Dani to Pose by it.

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Can you name something of yours that you hope doesn't start making noises? My Corvette, well other than the appropriate noises.

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What have you changed in the last year? My underwear

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Have you considered applying for a reality show? If so, which one? If we could stop fighting for a few days, You and I in the Amazing Race

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If you could choose your own radio call sign what would it be? WEAT Crow

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How many inches is onee mile? 5280x12=63,360

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What would you do if you had a boyfriend on answerbag who was trying to "friend" slutty looking women on here, and then trying to send them secret messages or emails on here Well if he believes those Sexy Avatars are real, You dont want him as a Boyfriend because hes not smart enough to Work at Walmart. Only a goon would think they were real

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Have you ever had a one night stand with someone on Answerbag (2009-10-31) I dont do one night stands.

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What is your view on a 14 year old girl dating a 29 year old man? Its fine in 20 years. Now hes a pervert.

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Are you straight? It's ok, you can tell me. Sure am, as Straight as a boner.

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Gays have a flag...what would a "straight" flag look like? Universal Male and Female Sex symbols entwined together.

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Can you name someone who never has to work another day in his/her life? Me.

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Is it wrong of me to not go to a good friends baby shower when I recently lost my baby and feel that it should be my shower? I cried just opening the envelope, how do I explain to her its not personal just that I am still grieving? You shouldn't have to explain. Give her a gift certificate so you don't have to shop. Send her the card and if shes a true friend she'll understand. I know how hard it is for you but it will get better. Good luck.

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Why didn't Mariano Rivera get a save in last night's world series game. He entered the game with the Yankees up only by 3 runs with one out and got the final two outs. That should be a save. For a save you need to pitch The last three innings of a game your team wins or, come in and finish the game "with they tying run in the on deck circle" the tying run was not in the on deck circle. They were ahead 8-5

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What are your thoughts on this man who shot dead a judge and politician who molested his child? Do you think he is a hero, like many people do? If I was on the Jury. He would not be convicted.

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Lobster, King Crab Legs, Jumbo Shrimp, or Little Neck Clams? Yes Please!

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Is it crazy to have conversations with yourself? What? Excuse me for a second Im talking to Dukeg

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Can you name a famous person that was murdered? Sharon Tate

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Have you ever saw the show I didn't know I was pregnant? Has anyone ever had that experience in real life? How did you not know? What advise can you give to others who might not know or be in disbelief? I think they all the characters come here and ask too? Am I pregnant, I ate a pickle yesterday?

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Have you ever gone snowshoeing? Yes, I had a pair when I was a kid. Not as much fun as you would think.

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If you were to build your dream home what kind of home would it be and in what state would you want to build it.. It would be on the Beach of Jupiter Island Florida.

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If you were going to put a float in the Macy's Thanksgiving day parade, what would be its theme? I could be the Flag Pole on the Viagra Float.

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Does being on this site cure your loneliness, or does it make it worse, knowing your Friends on Answerbag, might not Really be your Friends in real life Anyone I'm friends with here would be my friend in real life. I befriended them because I liked the person. Whether they're a million miles away or in my back yard. They're my friends.

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