Answerbag: bazza's answers http://www.answerbag.com/profile/621781 New Answerbag answers from bazza Wed, 30 May 2012 02:59:45 -0700 Wed, 30 May 2012 02:59:45 -0700 Answer to Can anyone insure a cat or dog? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/9512219 Can anyone insure a cat or dog?<br /><br />You can Here in Western Australia. Thu, 12 Aug 2010 02:59:52 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/9512219 Answer to Did you just see that...?!! (What was it?) http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/9502180 Did you just see that...?!! (What was it?)<br /><br />Superman was feeling very randy, he had asked his other super friends if they knew where he could relieve this tension, they all told him Wonderwoman would help him out but she charged an awful lot. He was flying along when down in a field below he spied the woman herself. She was laying in some... Tue, 10 Aug 2010 02:39:56 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/9502180 Answer to Complete this sentence: I miss _______________more than I do anything or anyone else right now. http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/9502155 Complete this sentence: I miss _______________more than I do anything or anyone else right now.<br /><br />my comfort blanket Tue, 10 Aug 2010 02:25:21 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/9502155 Answer to I thought I saw a __________ but when I blinked it was only a ________! http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/9502152 I thought I saw a __________ but when I blinked it was only a ________!<br /><br />mountain............................mole hill. Tue, 10 Aug 2010 02:23:21 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/9502152 Answer to What is the cutest thing you ve ever seen? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/9502149 What is the cutest thing you ve ever seen?<br /><br />A photo of a Mother Giraffe kissing her new Baby on the top of its head. Tue, 10 Aug 2010 02:20:37 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/9502149 Answer to If I blew my mind..how do i get it back? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/9502148 If I blew my mind..how do i get it back?<br /><br />Suck. Tue, 10 Aug 2010 02:19:11 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/9502148 Answer to I'm just going to close my eyes and pretend you're __________ http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/9502146 I'm just going to close my eyes and pretend you're __________<br /><br />Good looking. Tue, 10 Aug 2010 02:18:06 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/9502146 Answer to Will Magnet Earrings fall off easy? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/9502144 Will Magnet Earrings fall off easy?<br /><br />Not if you have metal in your head. Tue, 10 Aug 2010 02:17:07 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/9502144 Answer to why do tramps always have a dog ? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/9502141 why do tramps always have a dog ?<br /><br />So they don't have to wash up. Tue, 10 Aug 2010 02:16:09 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/9502141 Answer to What are your thoughts on Rome...? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/9502139 What are your thoughts on Rome...?<br /><br />When in Rome.......? Tue, 10 Aug 2010 02:15:03 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/9502139 Answer to I like to end the day with_________. http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/9502137 I like to end the day with_________.<br /><br />My head held up high. Tue, 10 Aug 2010 02:14:11 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/9502137 Answer to I cant get no_____________. http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/9502131 I cant get no_____________.<br /><br />extra cash. Tue, 10 Aug 2010 02:12:30 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/9502131 Answer to What would you do with a box of a thousand fruit-pop sticks...? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/9502127 What would you do with a box of a thousand fruit-pop sticks...?<br /><br />Thank my lucky stars i hadn't eaten all those fruit pops. Tue, 10 Aug 2010 02:11:46 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/9502127 Answer to PLEEEEEEEEEEASE can anyone tell me how to stop my dog jumping up? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/9489412 PLEEEEEEEEEEASE can anyone tell me how to stop my dog jumping up?<br /><br />I stopped mine by laying the flat of my hand onto his nose and saying, "NO". Sat, 07 Aug 2010 02:47:09 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/9489412 Answer to I'm ridiculously outspoken(though tactful). My friends always know exactly where they stand with me and value that. Good or bad quality? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/9489409 I'm ridiculously outspoken(though tactful). My friends always know exactly where they stand with me and value that. Good or bad quality?<br /><br />Good. Sat, 07 Aug 2010 02:45:27 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/9489409 Answer to Name a city (does not have to be in the U.S.) that starts with the letter "S". I will start: Seattle http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/9489407 Name a city (does not have to be in the U.S.) that starts with the letter "S". I will start: Seattle<br /><br />Sydney. Sat, 07 Aug 2010 02:44:21 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/9489407 Answer to As a kid, when an adult told you to say the "magic word", did you say abracadabra? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/9489405 As a kid, when an adult told you to say the "magic word", did you say abracadabra?<br /><br />Yes. Sat, 07 Aug 2010 02:43:54 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/9489405 Answer to 1,2,3 times a lady? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/9489402 1,2,3 times a lady?<br /><br />Once a lady, always a lady. Sat, 07 Aug 2010 02:43:25 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/9489402 Answer to If someone is clinically dead but then is revived, do you think that means in a way they have a second 'birthday?' http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/9484574 If someone is clinically dead but then is revived, do you think that means in a way they have a second 'birthday?'<br /><br />Weeeeelll. What a good question. I've never thought about this before, I suppose it would mean having a first then second birthday. Once again, good question. Fri, 06 Aug 2010 02:54:08 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/9484574 Answer to If someone smells sometimes does it affect what people think of them? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/9484568 If someone smells sometimes does it affect what people think of them?<br /><br />I think so. Fri, 06 Aug 2010 02:50:55 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/9484568 Answer to Which is the most corrupt profession? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/9474047 Which is the most corrupt profession?<br /><br />Politics Wed, 04 Aug 2010 03:10:06 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/9474047 Answer to what time did you wake up this morning? and why? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/9474045 what time did you wake up this morning? and why?<br /><br />At the normal time and why? Coz I aint dead yet. Wed, 04 Aug 2010 03:08:55 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/9474045 Answer to I was eating a cherry. It was so juicy, I swallowed the cherry, stem, AND seed! What's the strangest thing YOU'VE swallowed? (Be nice!) http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/9474039 I was eating a cherry. It was so juicy, I swallowed the cherry, stem, AND seed! What's the strangest thing YOU'VE swallowed? (Be nice!)<br /><br />This will seem pretty soft after some of the answers you will get. 1. Sucked a raw egg. 2. Mouth wash. Wed, 04 Aug 2010 03:06:57 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/9474039 Answer to Whats the length of your longest toe? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/9474030 Whats the length of your longest toe?<br /><br />I'm not sure but it is the same length as the one on my other foot. Wed, 04 Aug 2010 03:04:01 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/9474030 Answer to Whic is the most abused word? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/9455210 Whic is the most abused word?<br /><br />I don't know about abused but the UMM abuses my ears. Sat, 31 Jul 2010 01:55:25 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/9455210 Answer to If a bat makes a vampire, a wolf makes a werewolf, then what does a snake do? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/9455205 If a bat makes a vampire, a wolf makes a werewolf, then what does a snake do?<br /><br /> Sat, 31 Jul 2010 01:49:44 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/9455205 Answer to How can I filter the "New Arrivals" page so I don't see annoying questions I don't want to see? (most of them) http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/9450453 How can I filter the "New Arrivals" page so I don't see annoying questions I don't want to see? (most of them)<br /><br />Would that be fair to those who liked the question? How would we know your likes and dislikes? You come across as a bit of a snob. In any club there has to be New Arrivals. The way you are talking makes it a wonder you have risen so high since being a New Arrival. Get a life, we can't all be as... Fri, 30 Jul 2010 02:50:10 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/9450453 Answer to I've got a ______ on my finger and I can't get it off. (fill in the blank) http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/9434276 I've got a ______ on my finger and I can't get it off. (fill in the blank)<br /><br />fanny. Tue, 27 Jul 2010 02:15:46 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/9434276 Answer to You've got ___________, not a lot of ___________, and know one way or the other you'll be ____________. (Fill in.) http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/9434273 You've got ___________, not a lot of ___________, and know one way or the other you'll be ____________. (Fill in.)<br /><br />a bad record, hope, hung. Tue, 27 Jul 2010 02:14:16 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/9434273 Answer to Which comes first? The Chicken or The Egg? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/9434265 Which comes first? The Chicken or The Egg?<br /><br />Aha!! I just the other day read about this very subject. It has been proven by eminent scientists the chicken came first. Apparently the chicken has different elements in its make up which, when mixed together, create an egg. At long last this question has been answered. Tue, 27 Jul 2010 02:10:27 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/9434265 Answer to whats the difference between feelings and emotions? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/9428400 whats the difference between feelings and emotions?<br /><br />The spelling?? Mon, 26 Jul 2010 02:32:07 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/9428400 Answer to Do you belive the worl may end in 2012? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/9428399 Do you belive the worl may end in 2012?<br /><br />I hope not, I won't finish paying my mortgage until 2013. Mon, 26 Jul 2010 02:31:20 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/9428399 Answer to "My eyes grew accustomed to it and I could no longer see it." What is 'it'? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/9415554 "My eyes grew accustomed to it and I could no longer see it." What is 'it'?<br /><br />optic lense. Sat, 24 Jul 2010 02:57:19 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/9415554 Answer to You are in a bar heading hastily toward the washroom when someone with a wad of money starts handing you $20s one at a time. What do you do? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/9395328 You are in a bar heading hastily toward the washroom when someone with a wad of money starts handing you $20s one at a time. What do you do?<br /><br />Squeeze my legs together and grit my teeth. Tue, 20 Jul 2010 02:32:53 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/9395328 Answer to I love watching the stars at night, how about you...? Star gazers anyone? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/9374187 I love watching the stars at night, how about you...? Star gazers anyone?<br /><br />Yair, I tried watching them during the day but found that nighttime is better??? Fri, 16 Jul 2010 02:16:06 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/9374187 Answer to Hey guys, do u all think kissing a girl with braces is sexy ??? two guys have already told me , I look sexy with them braces... but I think they just messing with me.... lol i think thats funny/.. http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/9365574 Hey guys, do u all think kissing a girl with braces is sexy ??? two guys have already told me , I look sexy with them braces... but I think they just messing with me.... lol i think thats funny/..<br /><br />I can't see what braces would have to do with kissing, I thought they were for holding your pants up. Thu, 15 Jul 2010 03:17:36 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/9365574 Answer to U wanna C me kissing another girl? :D http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/9365570 U wanna C me kissing another girl? :D<br /><br />Nope, nope and a final NOPE. Thu, 15 Jul 2010 03:15:27 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/9365570 Answer to Girls, where can I kiss you? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/9365567 Girls, where can I kiss you?<br /><br />It must be on their NOW. Don't know where that is? neither do I. The song says, I wonder who's kissing her now. Thu, 15 Jul 2010 03:14:44 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/9365567 Answer to so me and my girlfriend have been going out for 3 weeks now when should i kiss her? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/9365556 so me and my girlfriend have been going out for 3 weeks now when should i kiss her?<br /><br />Now. Thu, 15 Jul 2010 03:09:40 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/9365556 Answer to How would you react if your partner suddenly stopped kissing you? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/9365554 How would you react if your partner suddenly stopped kissing you?<br /><br />All puckered up and no where to go. Thu, 15 Jul 2010 03:09:02 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/9365554 Answer to What do you not want to taste when you're kissing someone? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/9365552 What do you not want to taste when you're kissing someone?<br /><br />The sticky stuff used to keep dental plates in place. Thu, 15 Jul 2010 03:08:20 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/9365552 Answer to What does someone have to do to make your whole body feel great when he or she is kissing you? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/9365548 What does someone have to do to make your whole body feel great when he or she is kissing you?<br /><br />Tuck in the sheet at my back to keep it warm. Thu, 15 Jul 2010 03:07:09 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/9365548 Answer to Let's suppose you decide on cryopreservation. It's a success and you wake up in a cyborg body, the year is 2187! What are your plans? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/9327172 Let's suppose you decide on cryopreservation. It's a success and you wake up in a cyborg body, the year is 2187! What are your plans?<br /><br />Check my credit card. Thu, 08 Jul 2010 02:19:13 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/9327172 Answer to What are you hoping|praying|wishing for in the near future? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/9327165 What are you hoping|praying|wishing for in the near future?<br /><br />That I will find a hot woman when I turn 100. Thu, 08 Jul 2010 02:15:39 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/9327165 Answer to I just sat on something hard and wet,what is it? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/9322369 I just sat on something hard and wet,what is it?<br /><br />If you are female, could it be your vibrator which you have forgotten to turn off and it is melting. Wed, 07 Jul 2010 02:31:46 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/9322369 Answer to My partner's best friend saw me naked in the shower by accident. everyone thinks it is funny except me! http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/9305131 My partner's best friend saw me naked in the shower by accident. everyone thinks it is funny except me!<br /><br />A navy friend brought a mate from another ship home for a meal. The mate asked if he could take a shower and was taking it when the woman of the house came home from shopping. Not knowing of the visitor, she heard the shower going and slid her hand in behind the curtain, gave his willy a couple... Tue, 06 Jul 2010 02:38:30 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/9305131 Answer to What would you say if I was to say "Kafaculuee" to you? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/9301038 What would you say if I was to say "Kafaculuee" to you?<br /><br />I would smile and say "thank you." Mon, 05 Jul 2010 02:28:21 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/9301038 Answer to why is it that if you go to a club and dance with a guy a couple times, give him your # he automatically thinks u have to have sex?? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/9301029 why is it that if you go to a club and dance with a guy a couple times, give him your # he automatically thinks u have to have sex??<br /><br />It's not the dancing that makes him think sex will follow, it's your tongue in his ear, the hicky you put on his neck and asking him what he would like for breakfast. Mon, 05 Jul 2010 02:25:50 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/9301029 Answer to What sort of look would I get if I walked down your street wearing a kilt? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/9301025 What sort of look would I get if I walked down your street wearing a kilt?<br /><br />Some good ones, my street is full of midget people and we would be able to see what you are wearing under your kilt. Mon, 05 Jul 2010 02:22:22 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/9301025 Answer to OMG HELP ME!!!!! D: http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/9297531 OMG HELP ME!!!!! D:<br /><br />There you go, does that feel better??? Sun, 04 Jul 2010 02:10:07 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/9297531 Answer to Give me a ways to pop balloons? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/9297528 Give me a ways to pop balloons?<br /><br />If all you are going to do is pop them, you could save a lot of time by not blowing them up first. Sun, 04 Jul 2010 02:08:52 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/9297528 Answer to What name will I be screaming tonight? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/9290608 What name will I be screaming tonight?<br /><br />Bazza, Bazza, but I can't come coz mums having pot roast tonight. Fri, 02 Jul 2010 02:22:33 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/9290608 Answer to Time travel dilemma. Is it not being able to get out of your time machine or if you do get out, it will vanish and leave you behind? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/9290605 Time travel dilemma. Is it not being able to get out of your time machine or if you do get out, it will vanish and leave you behind?<br /><br />But then again, it may leave you in the jungle with a tribe of Amazon women who are feeling sexy coz they haven't seen a man in forty years. Fri, 02 Jul 2010 02:20:26 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/9290605 Answer to What is 'The Ultimate Stupidity'? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/9290599 What is 'The Ultimate Stupidity'?<br /><br />Thinking you can fool the Taxman. Fri, 02 Jul 2010 02:17:59 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/9290599 Answer to What's wrong when ur wife is nagging when u were flirting with the neighboor while working on ur car on the driveway ? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/9260948 What's wrong when ur wife is nagging when u were flirting with the neighboor while working on ur car on the driveway ?<br /><br />Maybe it's because the shapely neighbour is under the car with you???? Thu, 01 Jul 2010 02:55:41 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/9260948 Answer to Can you tell me anything funny, maybe a joke, a thought, something you saw happen, anything funny? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/9260942 Can you tell me anything funny, maybe a joke, a thought, something you saw happen, anything funny?<br /><br />A little girl came home from her first day at kindergarten. ' Guess what the boys at kindie taught me today? ' She asked her Mother. Mother, suspiciously,'What did the boys teach you?' ' They taught me to do handstands and cartwheels.' The Mother said.'They were not very nice little boys, all... Thu, 01 Jul 2010 02:49:59 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/9260942 Answer to Where would u rather be stuck if u had to be at all? Why? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/9260925 Where would u rather be stuck if u had to be at all? Why?<br /><br />A couple on a blind date were out driving for the day when the woman asked the driver why he was going so slowly. He told her he always drove at this speed. She liked speed so told him for every ten ks faster she would remove an article of clothing. Finally she was naked, the car going at a good... Thu, 01 Jul 2010 02:25:16 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/9260925 Answer to What's your big dream? How will you acheive it? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/9256670 What's your big dream? How will you acheive it?<br /><br />Seeing as it is a dream, I don't suppose I ever will. Wed, 30 Jun 2010 02:52:04 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/9256670 Answer to what do you think will happen after your death ?! please share your thoughts , feelings or hopes :(&:) http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/9256662 what do you think will happen after your death ?! please share your thoughts , feelings or hopes :(&:)<br /><br />I suppose after a week or so I will begin to smell rather badly, sooory. Wed, 30 Jun 2010 02:49:11 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/9256662 Answer to Have you ever had sex with someone who's OBESE but you are thin! Do they reek when they sweat all over you? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/9252327 Have you ever had sex with someone who's OBESE but you are thin! Do they reek when they sweat all over you?<br /><br />You say they sweat all over you. Be careful my friend, a thin person should never be under a tubby one. Tue, 29 Jun 2010 02:27:22 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/9252327 Answer to Have you noticed that natural red heads (Latin: homo gingerus) go missing during spells of very hot weather? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/9252316 Have you noticed that natural red heads (Latin: homo gingerus) go missing during spells of very hot weather?<br /><br />I wish they would, I'm married to one. Tue, 29 Jun 2010 02:21:44 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/9252316 Answer to Has a Family Member/Friend ever said anything to you that you were unable to forgive? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/9248306 Has a Family Member/Friend ever said anything to you that you were unable to forgive?<br /><br />Yes. One asked me to repay the money I borrowed from them. Goddamn cheek of some people. Mon, 28 Jun 2010 02:32:44 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/9248306 Answer to MEN: You knock on your FIRST DATE\'S door for a \"suit and tie\" type dinner. She\'s in BLUE JEANS! What would YOU do? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/9232864 MEN: You knock on your FIRST DATE\'S door for a \"suit and tie\" type dinner. She\'s in BLUE JEANS! What would YOU do?<br /><br />Ask her to take them off???????????????????????? Thu, 24 Jun 2010 02:32:06 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/9232864 Answer to What's you type? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/9232860 What's you type?<br /><br />Lowercase. Thu, 24 Jun 2010 02:30:51 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/9232860 Answer to Do you feel the excitment in the air? I don't, whats it feel like? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/9232857 Do you feel the excitment in the air? I don't, whats it feel like?<br /><br />Excitement!!!!!!!!! Thu, 24 Jun 2010 02:29:44 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/9232857 Answer to Does the morning after pill have an expiration date? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/9227893 Does the morning after pill have an expiration date?<br /><br />Yes. The expiry time is the morning after the morning after. Wed, 23 Jun 2010 03:04:18 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/9227893 Answer to Something I would find in your tool shed/garage? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/9227889 Something I would find in your tool shed/garage?<br /><br />Lots of half finished thingies. Wed, 23 Jun 2010 03:02:28 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/9227889 Answer to I can tell your________, but mostly your just____________. http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/9227884 I can tell your________, but mostly your just____________.<br /><br />Bill, William to me. Wed, 23 Jun 2010 03:00:07 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/9227884 Answer to If you had to be stuck in a room alone all day and could have just one object with you, what object would you choose? Why? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/9227877 If you had to be stuck in a room alone all day and could have just one object with you, what object would you choose? Why?<br /><br />Angelina. Why? You must be joking!!!!! Wed, 23 Jun 2010 02:58:00 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/9227877 Answer to Hot and___________? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/9227873 Hot and___________?<br /><br />bothered. Wed, 23 Jun 2010 02:56:54 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/9227873 Answer to If my whole body was an inche tall would any woman eat me as her food ? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/9218599 If my whole body was an inche tall would any woman eat me as her food ?<br /><br />Maybe not eat, nibble would be closer. Mon, 21 Jun 2010 02:13:45 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/9218599 Answer to Would you like to see a pill invented that you'd take every day with no side effects that would make shit and farts smell like ice cream? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/9218598 Would you like to see a pill invented that you'd take every day with no side effects that would make shit and farts smell like ice cream?<br /><br />Be a bugger if you didn't like icecream. Mon, 21 Jun 2010 02:11:14 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/9218598 Answer to Why does my cat drag her tail even though I know she's happy? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/9218592 Why does my cat drag her tail even though I know she's happy?<br /><br />Maybe it's broken. Mon, 21 Jun 2010 02:08:44 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/9218592 Answer to Have you ever let your sister sit on your face? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/9218584 Have you ever let your sister sit on your face?<br /><br />At least it would be better than your brother. Mon, 21 Jun 2010 02:05:33 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/9218584 Answer to If you only had a year to live and you were blind, what would you do? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/9195939 If you only had a year to live and you were blind, what would you do?<br /><br />Listen. Wed, 16 Jun 2010 02:51:25 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/9195939 Answer to Do you think it is rude when a stranger asks how much money you make? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/9195935 Do you think it is rude when a stranger asks how much money you make?<br /><br />Yes. Wed, 16 Jun 2010 02:50:27 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/9195935 Answer to Bread ..........? (Plse fill in word(s) http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/9195928 Bread ..........? (Plse fill in word(s)<br /><br />and butter pudding. Wed, 16 Jun 2010 02:47:37 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/9195928 Answer to i believe in sex only after monogamy. Problem is i REALLY want 2 have sex again,but i cant cuz i dont have a B/F, what do i do?????!!!!! http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/9195919 i believe in sex only after monogamy. Problem is i REALLY want 2 have sex again,but i cant cuz i dont have a B/F, what do i do?????!!!!!<br /><br />Buy a vibrator. Wed, 16 Jun 2010 02:40:16 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/9195919 Answer to Why dont guys ask me out? i kind of have a sense of humor im really nice and im not like crazy or anything. why is that? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/9195917 Why dont guys ask me out? i kind of have a sense of humor im really nice and im not like crazy or anything. why is that?<br /><br />Maybe coz you are a guy. Wed, 16 Jun 2010 02:39:02 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/9195917 Answer to What kind of sense of humor do you like best? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/9195913 What kind of sense of humor do you like best?<br /><br />The kind that makes me laugh. Wed, 16 Jun 2010 02:37:31 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/9195913 Answer to if i think a cop frisked me inappropriately..read description please http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/9186731 if i think a cop frisked me inappropriately..read description please<br /><br />Sorry, can't help you but. A lady came out of a face lift surgery feeling very happy with herself. The first person she saw she asked if they knew how old she was? The person told her she looked about thirty. 'I'm fifty four.' She said. Another lady came along, she was asked the same question.... Mon, 14 Jun 2010 02:53:21 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/9186731 Answer to "like a fly on the wall"what does this mean to you and would you like to be like this?? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/9186705 "like a fly on the wall"what does this mean to you and would you like to be like this??<br /><br />I tried it once, turned myself into a fly and sat on the wall. WHACK, I was hit with a fly swatter and have been in hospital ever since so, no thanks. Mon, 14 Jun 2010 02:34:21 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/9186705 Answer to whats under your bed?? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/9186700 whats under your bed??<br /><br />I'm not sure, there has been an awful smell coming up for the last six months. I wonder if you would like to come over and have a look for me? Mon, 14 Jun 2010 02:31:52 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/9186700 Answer to if you was a prostitute how much would you charge? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/9171872 if you was a prostitute how much would you charge?<br /><br />Seeing as I love sex, maybe a dollar and if they didn't have that much, I would lend it to them. Fri, 11 Jun 2010 02:31:54 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/9171872 Answer to I was just about to go to sleep when my partner reached over and gently grabbed my hand. 1st i thought he was being sweet, then i though he wnted sex...Nope, he put it between his naked ass cheeks and farted... How gross http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/9171868 I was just about to go to sleep when my partner reached over and gently grabbed my hand. 1st i thought he was being sweet, then i though he wnted sex...Nope, he put it between his naked ass cheeks and farted... How gross<br /><br />A lady wrote to say she thought her luck had changed when she felt her husbands hand touching her neck in bed one night. His hand slipped down from her neck to her breasts, moved on down to her navel then stopped. Wanting this treatment to continue she gave her body a small shake, the husband... Fri, 11 Jun 2010 02:29:01 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/9171868 Answer to is it sad that i just looked at a pic of a naked woman on a padded deck chair and my 1st though was "i wish i had a cushion like that"? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/9171857 is it sad that i just looked at a pic of a naked woman on a padded deck chair and my 1st though was "i wish i had a cushion like that"?<br /><br />HA, HA. There comes a time in our lives when this sort of thing happens although it sounds as if your comfort caused your wish. My turn came when I saw a beautiful naked woman advertising golf clubs and noticed she had a putter in her hand. Fri, 11 Jun 2010 02:22:07 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/9171857 Answer to what is monica lewinsky doing these days? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/9166871 what is monica lewinsky doing these days?<br /><br />Just sucking around I suppose. Thu, 10 Jun 2010 02:19:11 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/9166871 Answer to What would happen if The One Person who could help solve the problems of the world showed up but didn't look like us, act like us or think like us? So we rejected him/her? Then what? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/9157022 What would happen if The One Person who could help solve the problems of the world showed up but didn't look like us, act like us or think like us? So we rejected him/her? Then what?<br /><br />Easy. The problems would stay as they were. Tue, 08 Jun 2010 02:56:28 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/9157022 Answer to if death was a person, what would he look like? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/9157015 if death was a person, what would he look like?<br /><br />Maybe, DEATH WARMED UP????????? Tue, 08 Jun 2010 02:54:56 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/9157015 Answer to how long does it take to get from california to washington on grey hound?? how much would it cost? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/9157007 how long does it take to get from california to washington on grey hound?? how much would it cost?<br /><br />Don't know but, a blonde and a brunette were looking at the moon one night when the brunette remarked.' I wonder which is closer, the Moon or Melbourne (which is on the other side of Australia) The blonde went, Durr, which made the brunette ask, 'Why durr?' The blonde asked.'Can you see... Tue, 08 Jun 2010 02:51:22 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/9157007 Answer to If you could get away with something...what would you do? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/9144035 If you could get away with something...what would you do?<br /><br />Be Superman. Superman was feeling very randy, he was asking his friends where or who could help him out. They all answered, ' See Wonderwoman'. He was flying along next day when he saw Wonderwoman laying nude by a river, she was twisting this way and that, her head thrown back. Superman thought... Mon, 07 Jun 2010 02:41:58 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/9144035 Answer to Besides sex, what is something you would do naked if you could get away with it? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/9144023 Besides sex, what is something you would do naked if you could get away with it?<br /><br />Walk down Main street to show my wares. Mon, 07 Jun 2010 02:33:54 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/9144023 Answer to Can you make up a rap right off the top of your head right now? What is it? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/9144014 Can you make up a rap right off the top of your head right now? What is it?<br /><br />Gotta go today to another place, where i don't have to look at your face, you said you belong to the human race, no no you come from outer space. etc,etc. Mon, 07 Jun 2010 02:29:12 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/9144014 Answer to Tell me the weirdest thing you can think of, off the top of your head? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/9144012 Tell me the weirdest thing you can think of, off the top of your head?<br /><br />The top of my head came off. Mon, 07 Jun 2010 02:26:19 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/9144012 Answer to Tell me the sweetest thing you can think of. http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/9140573 Tell me the sweetest thing you can think of.<br /><br />Sugar is sweet my Love, but, not as sweet as you. Sun, 06 Jun 2010 02:49:07 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/9140573 Answer to This year at Hallowe'en I will put ___ in the window to scare the neighborhood kids. http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/9140569 This year at Hallowe'en I will put ___ in the window to scare the neighborhood kids.<br /><br />My nude Granny. Sun, 06 Jun 2010 02:45:27 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/9140569 Answer to What would you do if somehow you were shrunk to the size of a small doll or action figure? if you were suddenly really small like the size of a toy or something, where would you go and what would you do if you had a whole day to play, explore, and surpris http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/9140563 What would you do if somehow you were shrunk to the size of a small doll or action figure? if you were suddenly really small like the size of a toy or something, where would you go and what would you do if you had a whole day to play, explore, and surpris<br /><br />I would go to the flea circus and beat hell out of the performers. Sun, 06 Jun 2010 02:42:13 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/9140563 Answer to What would you do if somehow you were shrunk to the size of a small doll or action figure? if you were suddenly really small like the size of a toy or something, where would you go and what would you do if you had a whole day to play, explore, and surpris http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/9140562 What would you do if somehow you were shrunk to the size of a small doll or action figure? if you were suddenly really small like the size of a toy or something, where would you go and what would you do if you had a whole day to play, explore, and surpris<br /><br />I would go to the flea circus and beat hell out of the performers. Sun, 06 Jun 2010 02:42:07 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/9140562 Answer to What would you do if you were shrunk the size of a penny? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/9140559 What would you do if you were shrunk the size of a penny?<br /><br />Look for a slot machine. Sun, 06 Jun 2010 02:39:39 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/9140559 Answer to What would you do if one day you wake up and find out your genitalia had shrunk to an infantile size? hahaand http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/9140555 What would you do if one day you wake up and find out your genitalia had shrunk to an infantile size? hahaand<br /><br />A couple were about to be married, the bride to be called her man aside and whispered to him. ' I need to tell you this now, my breasts are the size of a twelve year old. Do you mind?' 'Of course not', her man said. ' But while we are about it I have to tell you my willy is the same as a new... Sun, 06 Jun 2010 02:36:59 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/9140555