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Can anyone insure a cat or dog? You can Here in Western Australia.

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Did you just see that...?!! (What was it?) Superman was feeling very randy, he had asked his other super friends if they knew where he could relieve this tension, they all told him Wonderwoman would help him out but she charged an awful lot. He was flying along when down in a field below he spied the woman herself. She was laying in some bush. He noticed she was naked and wriggling about, maybe she was feeling a little bit naughty too....

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Complete this sentence: I miss _______________more than I do anything or anyone else right now. my comfort blanket

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I thought I saw a __________ but when I blinked it was only a ________! mountain............................mole hill.

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What is the cutest thing you ve ever seen? A photo of a Mother Giraffe kissing her new Baby on the top of its head.

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If I blew my mind..how do i get it back? Suck.

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I'm just going to close my eyes and pretend you're __________ Good looking.

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Will Magnet Earrings fall off easy? Not if you have metal in your head.

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why do tramps always have a dog ? So they don't have to wash up.

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What are your thoughts on Rome...? When in Rome.......?

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I like to end the day with_________. My head held up high.

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I cant get no_____________. extra cash.

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What would you do with a box of a thousand fruit-pop sticks...? Thank my lucky stars i hadn't eaten all those fruit pops.

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PLEEEEEEEEEEASE can anyone tell me how to stop my dog jumping up? I stopped mine by laying the flat of my hand onto his nose and saying, "NO".

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I'm ridiculously outspoken(though tactful). My friends always know exactly where they stand with me and value that. Good or bad quality? Good.

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Name a city (does not have to be in the U.S.) that starts with the letter "S". I will start: Seattle Sydney.

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As a kid, when an adult told you to say the "magic word", did you say abracadabra? Yes.

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1,2,3 times a lady? Once a lady, always a lady.

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If someone is clinically dead but then is revived, do you think that means in a way they have a second 'birthday?' Weeeeelll. What a good question. I've never thought about this before, I suppose it would mean having a first then second birthday. Once again, good question.

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If someone smells sometimes does it affect what people think of them? I think so.

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Which is the most corrupt profession? Politics

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what time did you wake up this morning? and why? At the normal time and why? Coz I aint dead yet.

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I was eating a cherry. It was so juicy, I swallowed the cherry, stem, AND seed! What's the strangest thing YOU'VE swallowed? (Be nice!) This will seem pretty soft after some of the answers you will get. 1. Sucked a raw egg. 2. Mouth wash.

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Whats the length of your longest toe? I'm not sure but it is the same length as the one on my other foot.

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Whic is the most abused word? I don't know about abused but the UMM abuses my ears.

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If a bat makes a vampire, a wolf makes a werewolf, then what does a snake do?

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How can I filter the "New Arrivals" page so I don't see annoying questions I don't want to see? (most of them) Would that be fair to those who liked the question? How would we know your likes and dislikes? You come across as a bit of a snob. In any club there has to be New Arrivals. The way you are talking makes it a wonder you have risen so high since being a New Arrival. Get a life, we can't all be as smart as you seem to think you are.

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I've got a ______ on my finger and I can't get it off. (fill in the blank) fanny.

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You've got ___________, not a lot of ___________, and know one way or the other you'll be ____________. (Fill in.) a bad record, hope, hung.

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Which comes first? The Chicken or The Egg? Aha!! I just the other day read about this very subject. It has been proven by eminent scientists the chicken came first. Apparently the chicken has different elements in its make up which, when mixed together, create an egg. At long last this question has been answered.

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whats the difference between feelings and emotions? The spelling??

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Do you belive the worl may end in 2012? I hope not, I won't finish paying my mortgage until 2013.

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"My eyes grew accustomed to it and I could no longer see it." What is 'it'? optic lense.

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You are in a bar heading hastily toward the washroom when someone with a wad of money starts handing you $20s one at a time. What do you do? Squeeze my legs together and grit my teeth.

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I love watching the stars at night, how about you...? Star gazers anyone? Yair, I tried watching them during the day but found that nighttime is better???

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Hey guys, do u all think kissing a girl with braces is sexy ??? two guys have already told me , I look sexy with them braces... but I think they just messing with me.... lol i think thats funny/.. I can't see what braces would have to do with kissing, I thought they were for holding your pants up.

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U wanna C me kissing another girl? :D Nope, nope and a final NOPE.

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Girls, where can I kiss you? It must be on their NOW. Don't know where that is? neither do I. The song says, I wonder who's kissing her now.

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so me and my girlfriend have been going out for 3 weeks now when should i kiss her? Now.

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How would you react if your partner suddenly stopped kissing you? All puckered up and no where to go.

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What do you not want to taste when you're kissing someone? The sticky stuff used to keep dental plates in place.

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What does someone have to do to make your whole body feel great when he or she is kissing you? Tuck in the sheet at my back to keep it warm.

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Let's suppose you decide on cryopreservation. It's a success and you wake up in a cyborg body, the year is 2187! What are your plans? Check my credit card.

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What are you hoping|praying|wishing for in the near future? That I will find a hot woman when I turn 100.

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I just sat on something hard and wet,what is it? If you are female, could it be your vibrator which you have forgotten to turn off and it is melting.

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My partner's best friend saw me naked in the shower by accident. everyone thinks it is funny except me! A navy friend brought a mate from another ship home for a meal. The mate asked if he could take a shower and was taking it when the woman of the house came home from shopping. Not knowing of the visitor, she heard the shower going and slid her hand in behind the curtain, gave his willy a couple of tugs before carrying on to the kitchen. When she saw her husband sitting at the kitchen table, she...

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What would you say if I was to say "Kafaculuee" to you? I would smile and say "thank you."

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why is it that if you go to a club and dance with a guy a couple times, give him your # he automatically thinks u have to have sex?? It's not the dancing that makes him think sex will follow, it's your tongue in his ear, the hicky you put on his neck and asking him what he would like for breakfast.

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What sort of look would I get if I walked down your street wearing a kilt? Some good ones, my street is full of midget people and we would be able to see what you are wearing under your kilt.

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OMG HELP ME!!!!! D: There you go, does that feel better???

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Give me a ways to pop balloons? If all you are going to do is pop them, you could save a lot of time by not blowing them up first.

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What name will I be screaming tonight? Bazza, Bazza, but I can't come coz mums having pot roast tonight.

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Time travel dilemma. Is it not being able to get out of your time machine or if you do get out, it will vanish and leave you behind? But then again, it may leave you in the jungle with a tribe of Amazon women who are feeling sexy coz they haven't seen a man in forty years.

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What is 'The Ultimate Stupidity'? Thinking you can fool the Taxman.

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What's wrong when ur wife is nagging when u were flirting with the neighboor while working on ur car on the driveway ? Maybe it's because the shapely neighbour is under the car with you????

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Can you tell me anything funny, maybe a joke, a thought, something you saw happen, anything funny? A little girl came home from her first day at kindergarten. ' Guess what the boys at kindie taught me today? ' She asked her Mother. Mother, suspiciously,'What did the boys teach you?' ' They taught me to do handstands and cartwheels.' The Mother said.'They were not very nice little boys, all they wanted to do was see your knickers.' The little girl smiled and said. ' I knew that mummy, that's...

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Where would u rather be stuck if u had to be at all? Why? A couple on a blind date were out driving for the day when the woman asked the driver why he was going so slowly. He told her he always drove at this speed. She liked speed so told him for every ten ks faster she would remove an article of clothing. Finally she was naked, the car going at a good clip, when he couldn't take his eyes off her and they left the road, went through some bush and...

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What's your big dream? How will you acheive it? Seeing as it is a dream, I don't suppose I ever will.

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what do you think will happen after your death ?! please share your thoughts , feelings or hopes :(&:) I suppose after a week or so I will begin to smell rather badly, sooory.

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Have you ever had sex with someone who's OBESE but you are thin! Do they reek when they sweat all over you? You say they sweat all over you. Be careful my friend, a thin person should never be under a tubby one.

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Have you noticed that natural red heads (Latin: homo gingerus) go missing during spells of very hot weather? I wish they would, I'm married to one.

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Has a Family Member/Friend ever said anything to you that you were unable to forgive? Yes. One asked me to repay the money I borrowed from them. Goddamn cheek of some people.

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MEN: You knock on your FIRST DATE\'S door for a \"suit and tie\" type dinner. She\'s in BLUE JEANS! What would YOU do? Ask her to take them off????????????????????????

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What's you type? Lowercase.

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Do you feel the excitment in the air? I don't, whats it feel like? Excitement!!!!!!!!!

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Does the morning after pill have an expiration date? Yes. The expiry time is the morning after the morning after.

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Something I would find in your tool shed/garage? Lots of half finished thingies.

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I can tell your________, but mostly your just____________. Bill, William to me.

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If you had to be stuck in a room alone all day and could have just one object with you, what object would you choose? Why? Angelina. Why? You must be joking!!!!!

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Hot and___________? bothered.

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If my whole body was an inche tall would any woman eat me as her food ? Maybe not eat, nibble would be closer.

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Would you like to see a pill invented that you'd take every day with no side effects that would make shit and farts smell like ice cream? Be a bugger if you didn't like icecream.

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Why does my cat drag her tail even though I know she's happy? Maybe it's broken.

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Have you ever let your sister sit on your face? At least it would be better than your brother.

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If you only had a year to live and you were blind, what would you do? Listen.

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Do you think it is rude when a stranger asks how much money you make? Yes.

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Bread ..........? (Plse fill in word(s) and butter pudding.

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i believe in sex only after monogamy. Problem is i REALLY want 2 have sex again,but i cant cuz i dont have a B/F, what do i do?????!!!!! Buy a vibrator.

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Why dont guys ask me out? i kind of have a sense of humor im really nice and im not like crazy or anything. why is that? Maybe coz you are a guy.

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What kind of sense of humor do you like best? The kind that makes me laugh.

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if i think a cop frisked me inappropriately..read description please Sorry, can't help you but. A lady came out of a face lift surgery feeling very happy with herself. The first person she saw she asked if they knew how old she was? The person told her she looked about thirty. 'I'm fifty four.' She said. Another lady came along, she was asked the same question. 38, was the answer. 'Ha, I'm fifty four.' Feeling hungry she went into a Big Macs. When it was her...

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"like a fly on the wall"what does this mean to you and would you like to be like this?? I tried it once, turned myself into a fly and sat on the wall. WHACK, I was hit with a fly swatter and have been in hospital ever since so, no thanks.

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whats under your bed?? I'm not sure, there has been an awful smell coming up for the last six months. I wonder if you would like to come over and have a look for me?

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if you was a prostitute how much would you charge? Seeing as I love sex, maybe a dollar and if they didn't have that much, I would lend it to them.

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I was just about to go to sleep when my partner reached over and gently grabbed my hand. 1st i thought he was being sweet, then i though he wnted sex...Nope, he put it between his naked ass cheeks and farted... How gross A lady wrote to say she thought her luck had changed when she felt her husbands hand touching her neck in bed one night. His hand slipped down from her neck to her breasts, moved on down to her navel then stopped. Wanting this treatment to continue she gave her body a small shake, the husband apologised saying. ' Sorry to wake you love, I was looking for the remote.

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is it sad that i just looked at a pic of a naked woman on a padded deck chair and my 1st though was "i wish i had a cushion like that"? HA, HA. There comes a time in our lives when this sort of thing happens although it sounds as if your comfort caused your wish. My turn came when I saw a beautiful naked woman advertising golf clubs and noticed she had a putter in her hand.

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what is monica lewinsky doing these days? Just sucking around I suppose.

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What would happen if The One Person who could help solve the problems of the world showed up but didn't look like us, act like us or think like us? So we rejected him/her? Then what? Easy. The problems would stay as they were.

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if death was a person, what would he look like? Maybe, DEATH WARMED UP?????????

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how long does it take to get from california to washington on grey hound?? how much would it cost? Don't know but, a blonde and a brunette were looking at the moon one night when the brunette remarked.' I wonder which is closer, the Moon or Melbourne (which is on the other side of Australia) The blonde went, Durr, which made the brunette ask, 'Why durr?' The blonde asked.'Can you see Melbourne????????

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If you could get away with something...what would you do? Be Superman. Superman was feeling very randy, he was asking his friends where or who could help him out. They all answered, ' See Wonderwoman'. He was flying along next day when he saw Wonderwoman laying nude by a river, she was twisting this way and that, her head thrown back. Superman thought to himself. ' Using my super speed, I could fly down there, have my way with her and be gone before...

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Besides sex, what is something you would do naked if you could get away with it? Walk down Main street to show my wares.

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Can you make up a rap right off the top of your head right now? What is it? Gotta go today to another place, where i don't have to look at your face, you said you belong to the human race, no no you come from outer space. etc,etc.

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Tell me the weirdest thing you can think of, off the top of your head? The top of my head came off.

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Tell me the sweetest thing you can think of. Sugar is sweet my Love, but, not as sweet as you.

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This year at Hallowe'en I will put ___ in the window to scare the neighborhood kids. My nude Granny.

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What would you do if somehow you were shrunk to the size of a small doll or action figure? if you were suddenly really small like the size of a toy or something, where would you go and what would you do if you had a whole day to play, explore, and surpris I would go to the flea circus and beat hell out of the performers.

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What would you do if somehow you were shrunk to the size of a small doll or action figure? if you were suddenly really small like the size of a toy or something, where would you go and what would you do if you had a whole day to play, explore, and surpris I would go to the flea circus and beat hell out of the performers.

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What would you do if you were shrunk the size of a penny? Look for a slot machine.

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What would you do if one day you wake up and find out your genitalia had shrunk to an infantile size? hahaand A couple were about to be married, the bride to be called her man aside and whispered to him. ' I need to tell you this now, my breasts are the size of a twelve year old. Do you mind?' 'Of course not', her man said. ' But while we are about it I have to tell you my willy is the same as a new born baby'. The bride to be was quiet for a moment, she thought, 'oh well', he agreed to put up with my...

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I'm so hungry i'd eat..............? My wifes cooking.

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Whats the last thing you broke? Hearts. All the prettiest girls in town tried to win me, I broke all their hearts. Oh, it's hard to be Perfect, but I'm doin the best that I can?????

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Would you be self conscious going to an onsen (Japanese hot spring) where you would have to bathe nude in front of others of your own gender? No. What could be embarrassing about bathing in the nude in front of people of your own gender? We must all be pretty close to being gifted with the same equipment. Size sometimes is the main reason for some to be unable to be seen next to another who has large equipment. Well, take this on board. A large piece of gear doesn't always get much bigger when aroused where a smaller thing can get...

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I have a pain at the top left side of my back & everytime i move it it feels like somethink is moving can anyone tell me what this might be? Yes, your bra strap is too tight on that side.

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If you could have any superpower, but in exchange had to have a permanent disability, what would you trade for what? I would like to be a superman type. I already have a permanent disability. A WIFE ??

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Has anyone ever referred to you as sonny Jim, bub, matey, fella or my good man? Yes.

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Where do rubber bands come from? The rubber music school??

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Have you ever been stalked by an UGLY, WRINKLY, MIDGET? No, I was playing a game of golf and met a Leprichaun one day, he was stuck in a tree. I helped him down. He gave me a wish, I asked for my willy to be a bit longer, he granted the wish. Each hole after that it (my willy) got a bit longer until at the end of the game, it was just reaching my shoe. I hurried back to where I had last seen him, he was still there. Laughingly, He told me he had...

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Want to go for a drive? Yep. What sort of drive is it? Fluid,over,sexual?????

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Would you ever choose to be celibate for a period of time, just to see if you could do it? No, because every one you don't have is one you will never have??

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Beer make you _________ and coffee make you __________. piddle, pee.

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When you dream, and it is night in your dream, do you find it difficult or next to impossible to turn on the lights and illuminate the room you're in? No! But if it did happen to me, the next night, I would take my torch to bed???

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You're in your apartment alone and you can see across the way in someone's window and they're very attractive and they start to take off their clothes. Do you close the curtains? Do you turn off the lights and go get the binoculars? What do you do? I would hurry to the frig.get a beer, settle comfortably into an easy chair and watch. OOOOH, all this for nothing????

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Do people stop and look at you when you walk into a room? Do you get a good feeling from that or do you think it is negative? Negative!!! What has it got to do with them if I'm nude???

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A pretty woman who is not your S.O. assertively tells you to take off your clothes. What will you do? Take em off.

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What are the most anticipating things that u look forward to in the future? That I get a good roll up at my funeral.

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Have you acknowledged the existence of your feminine side? I'll let you know as soon as I finish ironing this skirt.

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What is your concept of being bold, daring and undaunted? 2nd. answer. Tell my wife I will not do the dish's when I have finished the ironing.

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is a man gay if he is hiding tampons and a douche in his truck? I don't think so. I think he could be an imposter, coz he's a woman???

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I have noticed that when I am talking face to face with somone, they are looking at my mouth. Why is that? What do you look at when speaking to some one? I look at the eyes... Have you ever thought, the person could be deaf and is reading your lips.

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Is there any reason why you got that look on your face? Hmmmph!!! No, I always look like this????

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i am makeing a movie .... i need advice! First, you need a camera.

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Does prayer heal the sick? I am not very religious but, have two friends who are born again Christians. I have seen them gather all the born again's in our small town, to pray for a child suffering a said incurable disease and was close to death. The child recovered??????

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If your life was a book, what would the title be? This life of mine.

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What would you title a book telling the life story of your best friend? This is a story of the life of my best friend.

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If your life was a book, what would the title be? How to do it and not get it. By, one who did it and got it.

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how could a man with half a body have a child? Easy. He must have the bottom half lol.

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I took my blood pressure yesterday. The reading was 109/52 with a pulse of 55 ...can someone tell me what that means and if i have high blood pressure or low blood pressure or problems, as well as pulse normalities or abnormalities? From what I have been told, your blood pressure is way to high. You should consult your Doctor asap.

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I shook my ____________ and my ____________fell off ! booty.------ wig

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Would you be mad if your partner woke you up when you were sleeping,just because they wanted sex? As long as it was a nice awakening, with a cup of tea and a scone. Then if I felt like it (I am a male so it would be ok) I would think about it for a second or two before nodding my acceptance. LOL

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Where to obtain a death certificate after death? I should think the Coroner will send it to you (if you are next of kin)or you could apply to Life and Deaths in the City you were born in.

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How come i can still hear all kinds of sounds outside if i were to have my bedroom windows tightly closed in order to not hear them at all? A couple of things you can do. Complain to your council about the noise. Wear ear plugs or, move to a back room.

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If you had the power to cure one disease...which one would it be, and why? I would say breast cancer. This horrible thing hits women of all ages, takes them from the children, husband and friends. Having your breasts cut off to save your life would be unthinkable, yet it has to happen. I know all cancers are terrible but, to me this one would hurt whole families, little kids Mum taken away etc.

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What inspires you to be yourself? By having to live with myself.

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How do i make skinny jeans tighter? They tell me by soaking them in cold water.

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You enjoy doing something. Others also enjoy it. It harms no one. Would you stop just because some can't understand why/how you do it? No! What I do for enjoyment(as long as it is within the limits of the councils laws) has nothing to do with any other people. Say I joined a nudist club which held its meetings in a place designated by the local council. I would be doing nothing that would hurt any'one in the area and giving myself the pleasure of doing what I felt like doing.

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Because of my pea green eyes, ive been told im a natural psychic, ask me a question about yourself, and ill try and answer it (just for fun) Born, 14/jan/1937. Male. Married three times, lot's of kids, no stretch marks. Retired now, wife number three turning out to be a witch (bad) am tied to her for financial reasons. Can still come to the party if something sexy enough comes along. Due to bitch (wife) haven't been sexually active for awhile but my doctor has given me huge amounts of packets of, Viagra, and two others I can't think...

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Was bombing Hiroshima and Nagasaki during Second World War a cruel act? After watching the bomb being dropped, the people going about their daily lives before being wiped off the Earth in one terrible second. I know the war had to be stopped, I know of the Japinese cruelty, I know how the Japinese treated prisoners of war but, was this cruelty the work of the ordinary person, the soldier, the officers or, was it the work of politicians? I say, the dropping of the...

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What do nudists get out of going nude in front of other people? I don't think I have ever seen or heard of a nudist going out in front of OTHER people. They do what they do in well documented papers etc and if you should happen to come across them you will meet someone at the gate who will tell you what is what. If, you would like to enter after being told what is going on here, I should think you would be asked to join the club etc and that you would need...

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If you had to fight for something you believed in and you knew that you were going to loose, would you still fight for it? Never give up hope.

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What other sexual perversion you know of aside from the usual that everybody knows? I will tell you of something that hasn't been practised for many years. If you are a young person you most probably have never heard of it. Holding hands.

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When getting dressed, do you typically put on your pants first or your shirt first? My shirt. When I pull my trousers up with them wide open, my shirt usually settles down into them so I don't have to reach behind to tuck it in.

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i've been told that i should respect my elders. so can an elder really demand respect even when not deserved? No!!, That is just a term used by folk when trying to instruct their children to listen to those who through long life knew more than them (the children). An Elder can be a Parent, Uncle, Aunty, Grandfather etc. Anyone older than the youngster who asked the question and no, you are not bound to respect any of those people who you consider don't deserve your respect.

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What kind of clothing did the Cherokee wear? Leather and feathers.

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What is the meaning of the name Nick? You must be joking??

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Why doesn't why begin with a 'y'? Because Y is a crooked letter and can't be straightened??

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When you get dressed, which do you put on first? We all dress in front of a mirror, I think. I would say, a smile, congratulating the sight of my body before me. Then, as I slid the next garment up over my hips, I would give a little wiggle to set it in place, admiring the view. Slipping my arms into the straps, lowering them down over my shoulders until they were nestled into place I would reach back and clip them onto each other. Raising my...

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If you have friends staying overnight, would you quietly check the bedsheets in the morning for tell-tale signs of sexual activity? Oh you rude old woman you. Seeing as you had guests staying in the spare bedroom and you wondering if they were doing IT, I bet, if they checked your sheets, they would find you had done it, by being turned on thinking they must be doing IT now.

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When I sing it sounds good but if I record myself and play it back it sounds completely different. Is what I'm hearing not what's really coming out? Aha!! How many of us sing in the shower, maybe the enclosed space and tiles make it sound good. We practice, trying to copy the Pro's. At a work DO, people are asked to sing. You have had a couple of drinks and think, here's my chance. Up onto the stage, try to crack a joke or two which nobody laughs at( you had nearly died laughing when you heard them) and then you hit em with your favorite,...

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What sounds are you hearing at this very moment ? Not many as I lost my hearing aids somewhere.

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If you never find the person meant for you, could it be that he/she never existed or that you just walked on by without realizing it? I have wondered for many a year, what it would be like to be with someone you loved deeply and knew the love was returned. I know there have been true loves since time began but, how many of us have experienced it. Young love (at school) was a fantastic thing, you thought of her every hour of the day. This love may not have lasted very long but, the feeling will never be able to be replaced...

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If you saw a random girl that had a shirt on that had the words over her chest that read 'SQUEEZE THESE', would you be daring enough to walk up to her and squeeze them? No. But I would ask her if I could.

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I miss the good old days on AB. Does anyone out there HEAR me? Babycakes, sweetcakes, Sweet-T,Jodie, Idne, SixtyB,Toker,I Love My Baby. Hi Catlover!!!! I have been behaving like a good ABer. You were helpful toward showing me where i was wrong. I appreciate that so, if you ever have trouble with any one as naughty as I was, let me know. I still have lots of rotten things to say about those I think are ripping any of us off. If ever you need a sarcastic old so and so, drop me a line.

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Im bored so just for fun, il describe myself and you guess what my ancestry is. i have blue eyes, blond/ginger hair, a ginger beard, fairly hairy individual. i have a tight wallet, love my whisky and music. and would be great in a fist fight. OHH, you take the high road and I'll take the low road????

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I need to know why my car is squealing. It's not the belt and it's not the pulley/bearing. It sounds hellacious and I can't figure it out! It sounds like it would be the belt but I've replaced it AND the pulley. So what could it be? Well! It sounds like the belt is slipping, have you got it at the right tension? Check to see there isn't anything wrapped around the tailshaft. You say THE belt. How old is your car? Alternators can squeal, power steering, water pumps, maybe there is a cat trapped under the bonnet??

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What is your concept of being bold, daring and undaunted? Staying home and watching the news of riots, muggings, murders etc, while being safe in my locked up house. Undaunted. I will go shopping at 10am each day, let those baddies crop up then eh? Daring. Once a week, I will slip down to the library just before dark. Bold. I will take my dog out of the house for a natural happening just before going to bed. Not too far though, just to the letter box.

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Her husband died 3 years ago,i started dating, friends 4 over 18months,then she says he doenst want a realtionship with anyone,me or no one.we r off n on 2 -3 months at a tme,what shouldi do? Sit back, buy a vibrator and wait. Get rid of this bloke, he just wants an easy lay when no one else is available. When I say wait, I mean don't push it, you want male company for long term. If men see you are wanting this, they will back off. Just try to be yourself, happy, when going out. Dance when you are asked, do all the things you like to do and one day Mr. Right will walk in and bingo!!!!

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Why does he still need me in his life? I have been friends with this guy for 3 years 2 years into it one thing lead to another we became more then friends. about a year ago he met this girl and starting dating her, but never stopped sleeping with me. Let's put it another way. Why do you need him in YOUR life. According to your question, you were friends for two years, then became more than friends. In other words you began sleeping together. Now here is where things go a bit wrong. The way I read it, you became lovers at about the same time he found another girl to date. He comes home to you because he needs a bed ( I bet you feed him too,...

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i fell in love with a guy i have never met. Forget him. You didn't love him, you imagined you loved him. He is showing sense about what was going on and did the best thing by cutting the cord. Don't try to contact him crying 'WHY, WHY', you will only drive him further away. Sit on your emotions for the time being. If he wants to carry on the friendship, he will contact you. Either way, be very very careful my girl, he has given you a...

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A girl whom I've met for 2 weeks has became very close to me. We've had a lot of meaningful conversations. Now I've gotten really into her after knowing her, but she is currently in a long distance relationship. What should I do? Be yourself. Don't ask questions about the other bloke. Treat her as a friend and wait.

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If you are depressed and commit suicide because professionals have screwed you up even more, is it wrong to kill yourself, or just plain sensible, knowing that you can't do anything about it because of an illness and your situation? I think you have jumped the gun by saying you have suicided. Depression is rotten, it mucks up your life no end but, to kill yourself is one hell of a leap backward. It doesn't cure the depression but ends a life. Which means none of the little pleasures life holds for all of us, depressed or not. If you can think about your past life, no matter how rotten it has been, you will find some nice...

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What sort of people eventually commit suicide, depressed, stressed or just plainly unhappy? Reading Finklesteins and Boomerangs answers, I feel glad I am a free rover, no longer embracing beliefs taught by these parasites.

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If god wore a novelty T-shirt, what would it say? Not my fault coz. THE DEVIL MADE ME SAY THAT.

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When is it too late to send a sympathy card? Never.

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Why won't my profile on here show my gender? When I click on edit profile, it's there, when I check my public profile it's not! I have made so many mistakes it's a wonder i'm still here. I read the questions or answers and decide who is who (male, female) and answer. How many times I get an answer, Hey!!!! I'm a male or the other. Don't worry about it, just join the club.

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I think the best job you could have would be the one you would do for free if you could afford to do so. Do you have that kind of job? No. I have a few friends that do. Carers, people that give their time to visiting very very sick people. I have a friend who is dying from every complaint you could imagine. Six months ago, this person was sick, not badly sick but, sick. Tests came back, you are going to die. From that time on he went down. His wife, an elder lady herself tried to do what was needed, but couldn't keep it up....

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Im bored so just for fun, il describe myself and you guess what my ancestry is. i have blue eyes, blond/ginger hair, a ginger beard, fairly hairy individual. i have a tight wallet, love my whisky and music. and would be great in a fist fight. Can I have another go? I know Ali was a silly answer. I would say, if I get a second chance that Billy Connolly would fit your description down to a TTTTTT.

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Why is St. Patrick's Day such an important day in America, despite it being an Irish national holiday? I don't live in America but, I think a lot of Irish do. I wonder if anyone has ever bothered to count the number of Irish that migrated to the USA in the early thirties. I know the fights that went on during the recession had many Irish leaders and men fighting for their rights.

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whats the best answer for " why do you feel your qualifed for this job?" Because I know a whole lot more than you about how it should be run.

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Do women have to wear a suit for an interview? I may be reading this question wrongly but, I detest the thought that women have to dress to catch the eye of the hirer. A woman dressed in tidy clothes who can answer the hirers questions should be one who could be the right person for the job. If it takes a low neckline and a short skirt, a few giggles and knowing looks to make the hirer smile, get out of there and go someplace else. In...

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Ok, I was asked this question at an interview lol...."If you were a fruit what would you be?" All depends on how bad you wanted the job. You could say. A squash. Try anything with me and I will introduce you to my Testical tester which is named after me. SQUASH!!!!

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Do you tip a catered dinner? Not really because whoever ordered the caterer would have discussed all procedures. Of course, if you noted something special in the service due to one person, you could definitely award them with either some cash or a reccomendation to the company involved.

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will it hurt the girl if you piss in side of them i had to go really bad but she wouldnt let me go Grow up!!!!

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What would you rather find in your house: a cockroach or a big spider? A big spider. He will patrol my walls and ceilings keeping any fly's, mozzys away 24/7, with no pay. luv em.

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Is the work you do essential, useful, necessary? I am rather surprised at this question because I know who asked it. Let us go to the bottom of the ladder ( and I don't mean this as an insult). The sewerage cleaners. These people spend their lives keeping our sewerage moving (almost like a laxative). If we didn't have these people we would all be dead by now. The point I am trying to make is, from the President of the United States to the...

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How old are the Great Pyramids? Ask your great great Grannie, she should know.

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If free speech were no longer free and you were charged for every word, could you afford to talk? MMMMMMMMMMMMMM, huh MMMMMMMMMMMM, no

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Ok so i really need some help i'm a 2 strike felon i'm trying to find a good career that i can go to school for and have good chances of getting a job when i graduate i was looking into the medical field but i am also covered in tattoo's please help me!!! Bazza again. I have read your appeal again and would ask what the hell did you do while in prison? There is every subject you want to use to better yourself while you are incarcerated. Did you use any of them?

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Is there anything wrong with witchcraft? From what I have read and talked about to those involved, nothing. I have found from the people who practise it there are great benefits to be gained. Of course we have to look and read the stories about terrible witchy things that go on in the World. I would love to know how far Witchcraft could help with health, mental health etc. instead of being something to be frightened of.

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Can two rights make a wrong? Of course. But two rights can also make a very good right.

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I am sure most AB admin expected some not to like the new AB but were you prepared for the total meltdown by so many members who hate it? Catlover. This is me Bazza, the one you say has a screw loose. No! I am not a stirrer. I have a problem, I love people. No, I'm not religious. So here we are. AB starts a program called AB, a site for all people to ask questions, answer questions. You don't have to be a scholar to participate. If your spelling isn't right, we, the slightly better educated, will work out what you want to say....

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Are you certain you are who you think you are? Ha!!! None of us know that. We could be going along thinking this is who I am but, how do we really know?? I sometimes look at a person I am talking to and think. "Are you really there, or are you only in my imagination?? This is where my twisted mind whispers to me. "Genetic engineering you fool."

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What mindless activity keeps you from dwelling on your troubles? Writing short stories and bush poetry.

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why "GOD" ? Because that is what we have been taught. It is only a name for us to look up to. Your question could be a lot deeper than the answer I have given. You may be saying. 'Why God?" in the form of asking 'WHY?'. Why has this happened or, why did you let this happen?? A very deep question.

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Do you remember your very first kiss? Were his/her lips warm or cold? Wet or dry? Did your body "react"? Were matters taken further? From the male side. It would have to be one of the most wonderful things to happen in your life. I,as a teenager, was in love with the most beautiful girl in the World. I thought of her day and night. Each time with a flush of love so strong I would nearly melt. This not only affected me, my Mother would ask, are you alright, all you do is smile when I give you a job to do. Then came the night...

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Are outhouses better than septic systems? If you have ever used an outhouse you should know the difference. Smell, flies, plus the walk on cold and windy nights against the warmth of being inside, no smells floating up around you and the knowledge of when you pull or push the flusher everything disappears. My answer to your question, having been a user of outhouses, septics. I can only say. NO to out houses.

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Last night my husband and I were watching Spielberg's "A.i." (Artificial Intelligence). Would YOU, if you could, bring someone YOU LOVED back from the DEAD. . . .for ONE day. . . .knowing at the end of the day you would HAVE to say, "Goodbye" . . . again? What a wonderful thought but, think of all that would happen in the few hours you had together. Would the person look as you remembered them? Would they be happy that you had carried on in your life after they went? There are a thousand questions wanting answers between you. Then, as you say, how to sat goodbye again. I would say in my limited intelligence, NOWAY.

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How would you end a relationship in a mature way when you've reached a dead end? If we knew how to do it nicely, which we don't. I would say, there is noway to do this without some sort of conflict. If there is, I would love to hear it.

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Did you make a decision that you really regreted doing? Hundreds of them.

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Can marriage exist without sex? Possibly. If you are over ninety.

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How do you manage your lust? With great care.

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What would you do if you had the power to stop time? Good question. If only we had that power, think of the things we could do. Things in the past we could change, things we could learn before any damage was done. There are so many possibilities, this question covers that the mind boggles. One of the best questions I have seen on AB.

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Which woman for the White House; Palin, Clinton, Rice? Palin.

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Does Owning a Gun Make You Safer? I feel by having a gun in the home, it can become a weapon of safety and also a weapon of destruction. A family argument can bring the gun out to make a point. A moment of madness can mean dead people.

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How exactly does an underwire work? To me, it seems like it wouldn't do anything as it's against your body, not like a cup under everything. Shouldn't you just hang over it, kinda like a pot belly over a belt? (I know a belt doesn't hold up a tummy...) I have studied the female breast for as long as I can remember. Actually from the time it was shoved into my mouth whether I wanted it or not. There have been wires, straps, cross your hearts etc. My invention (it hasn't been tested yet) is to drill a small hole in the little pointy bit at the top (if you are over fifty, at the bottom, near your belly button). A beautiful gold chain, inserted...

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I think Answerbag is an antidote for brain atrophy...do you agree? I'm not sure about atrophy (mainly because I don't know what it means) but, by the sound of it I would have to agree.

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Which occupies more of your headspace -God or sex? Until three years ago, sex occupied my mind. Not drastically (as you may think)only from about 5.30 am until, roughly speaking, about 5.30 am. It was at this time I heard about viagra. I must say this tablet took me from being a clock watching sex maniac to an absolutely confident sex maniac. My ask of God is simple. Can he please find me a partner who would (or could) put up with an old man...

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When did the Navy change from wooden to steel carrier decks? When they ran out of wood. It was found a few years ago that the engine room people were stealing the flight deck timber to keep their fires alight. At around 2359 shadows were seen moving stealthily about the flight deck. The Navy men (being superstitious) cringed behind each other (the fat one gave the most shelter) and when morning came showed absolute amazement when it was discovered half...

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I just bought some new fingureless fighting gloves. Is it wrong to feel naked without them on? Cause I do. Maybe if you had your fingers sown back on you would feel better??

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New AB haters: how can we miss you if you won't go away? Yes!! I have fought with the Chief, Daddy and others to no avail. I do see now, AB is still the best. Maybe we don't like the new rules etc. and those who have the most say but, it is still the best. One thing though. By going against the committee I have been penalized by losing over three quarters of my points. is this fair??

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I miss the good old days on AB. Does anyone out there HEAR me? Babycakes, sweetcakes, Sweet-T,Jodie, Idne, SixtyB,Toker,I Love My Baby. Oh babycakes, I hope you read Chiefwannanbe's answer. It tells you that he as a newcomer made himself known to all with the good answers he gave. ABer's loved him, not knowing they were giving him power, power which he used to stuff up a very good avenue for ordinary people to discuss issues which occurred in their daily lives. I tried to let people know what was going on and why the changes...

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I am sure most AB admin expected some not to like the new AB but were you prepared for the total meltdown by so many members who hate it? Why should you be surprised. The change over came with such force, (you take it or leave) .

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For those that announced their departure via a question and returned a few days later: Why did you announce your departure in such a seemingly dramatic way and then come right back? Just trying to understand why people do this. My answer would be the same as Sweetcakes. I left, angry about what had happened on AB and could see no reason to stay. A couple of days away I began to miss the friends so came back. I was surprised at how many points I lost through my departure or, if any of you saw my differences of opinion with Chief Wannabe and big daddy, we all know now, go against the Chief and you will be downloaded...

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What is the naughty, politically incorrect, or too private thing you wish would answer a question so you could say it and get it out there? Here we go!!! whoowhoo. So you slept with some 6'2" guys and want to skite about it. As far as your type goes, did they satisfy you? Or did you wake up alongside a maggot who doesn't look anything like the bloke you seduced last night. When he finally slipped out of your bed, did the thing look as inviting as it did last night or, was it an insignifiscent, shrivelled, little appendage that most...

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Am I a lesbian? My name is Bazza, I live only three doors from you, you may have seen me down at the Mart. I stand six foot two, broad of shoulder, tapering to a slender waist with strong muscled legs. I have dark hair, cut in a sort of shaggy style that I am told females love. My eyes are a piercing blue that, when you look into them show deep deep compassion and violent fire. The women I have had (before...

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Do you maintain/repair yourself as dependably as you maintain/repair your car? Oh!! what a question to put to a male. To answer I must do it in a whisper, shhhh. You see the car is different, not a part of the family, it's mine, all mine. They can sit in it, look out of its windows but, one wrong step and that is it. You may laugh as I polish the dip stick, wipe (the inside of the wheels) tone up the tailshaft, I don't care. When I change the air in the tires, I'm doing...

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WHAT COSTS MORE LIFE IN PRISON OR DEATH PENALTY? I wouldn't know. Thinking on it though, I would have to say Life Imprisonment would cost a lot more. If we are talking about feelings, I think life imprisonment would be the better option because you are still alive and the family can visit. Either way, this a terrible way for the family of such a person to have to live with. Wouldn't this place we live in be fantastic if somehow all the...

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Do animals feel guilty and if so how do they express it? I have a female dog who mis normally very good toilet wise. She will ask to be taken out by giving small grunts or, if it is during the night she will sneak quietly up between the wife and me, give me cheek a long lick so as to wake me so I will take her out. If all these hints fail and she has to GO, she goes into the bathroom and does a wee on the mat there. Next morning she will want to stay...

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i just found out i have a penis although i also have a vagina, im a woman, should i be a man or woman and why? It seems strange you have just found out about your condition, although you don't tell your age. I would say by the question, you are full of bullsh--t. If I am wrong, I appologise. I would say, to keep your question in perspective, you have the best of both Worlds so you could just sit at home and f-----k yourself instead of bothering us>

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Why isn't age a defense against paying child support when a young male impregnates an adult woman? I agree wholeheartedly!! She let him do the act, most probably incited the act. He, being seduced by an older woman would not have had to think about impregnation because she would have been doing the leading. She was the seducer so, knowing the ropes, should have been on something to stop a pregnancy. She is more than likely to have other children so should not be able to sue this youngster...

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If you had a choice to rule the world with Hitler as your consultant, would you? Most probably but I wouldn't pay him any overtime.

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Two horses are leaning over a fence, when Paris Hilton walks by carrying a For Sale sign. One horse turns to the other horse and says.... Well, we're safe, that's a pussy sale for sure.

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Who did it ? Not me, him.

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Do you believe without question or question what you believe? MMMMM yeees, in an unquestionable way??

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What starts with T, ends with T, and has T in it? I would say "TEAPOT".

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do vampires really really exist?whats the proof? Ask the blood banks why their stocks are so low??

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Are outhouses better than septic systems? If you have ever used one you should know the answer.

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When someone says they "love" a celebrity whom they never met is that love or lust? I have heard of people who LUST after celebrities. I think we all have a movie star who we feel we could love. Mine is Angelina, drool, drool. Usually that is as far as it goes. Sometimes this adoration goes further with the admirer thinking she could possibly love him if only she could get to know him. He has built the perfect relationship they would have in his mind and can't quite grasp the...

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Have you ever thought about cannibalism and wonder how people could eat other people,or even how another human being could taste I know I couldn't eat a person, especially some of the parts but, an Italian football team' s flight crashed high up in the Alps. After quite sometime they were advised by a leader that to survive they would have to eat the dead. They did this and did survive but were castigated by the communities they lived in. New Guinea headhunters tell of eating white people during the times of the...

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What is the freezing point of soda pop? Point, topopoff???

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What is the Czech word for feather comforter? Ubirdkillingbastard.

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Who created the hairbrush? Mr. Comb, he was bald but had to have the last word.

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Human beings are sexual beings? Agree/ Disagree Agree wholeheartedly.

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Are 28 inch legs short or long for a girl thats 5"2? As long as they stop at the right time. I mean to say, if I am doing an appendectomy, I don't realyl want legs getting in the way. LOL

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What would you do if you knew everything? Be on equal terms with my wife>

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Have you ever been in a fight? Many. It is good when you consider you have had a win but, in the morning you are not quite so sure. Aches, cuts, bruises, the only thing that isn't hurting is your ego.

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Human beings are sexual beings? Agree/ Disagree Of course.

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i have had long hair for 24 years. shall i shave bald?? Why??? Got nits or something?

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If you see undangered animal eating undangered plant, what would you do? enjoy watching.

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My recently spayed dog has licked her incision so much that the entire area is chapped. Any treatment suggestions? The Vet should have supplied you with a plastic bucket with the bottom cut out. You put the small end of the bucket over the dogs head and secure it. This means the dog can see, move its head from side to side, up and down but, can't get close enough to bite or lick her wound. Dogs don't like this but, it only takes a week or so and the bucket can be removed and everybody is happy once more.

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Do you know what breed of dog LIVES THE LONGEST? Now!! After my sill answer to your question about the longest living dogs, I did some homework and was very surprised at what I found. All dogs have the same sized heart, from the littlies, to the great biggies. Did you see the the tallest dog in the world on TV? Stands seven feet something. I think it was a Great Dane. Anyhow, most dogs live to the average age of fourteen, some longer, some...

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A good tip for getting rid of nervousness? I have found that being nervous is because we are not really in charge of a situation and don't know what the outcome will be. If you are going into a situation (job interview, exam etc) swat up on the subject that you want to be involved with. Get right into it until you reckon you know just about as much as the position you are going for is necessary. Once the questions start and you find...

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What are you thinking of the Olympics? Very good. In fact spectacular.

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Will you watch the Olympics (2010)? yes.

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What sport has the fittest looking athletes at the Winter Olympics? How can you tell? They are all rugged up before and after the event.

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How do you gain your full potential ? If you are worried about gaining your full potential take some time to have a look at your competitors potential, compare, no worries, go for it. You've got him beat hands down.

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What do you do when you lend money to a co-worker and s/he does not pay it back? Nothing much you can do. Asking should help. Pleading should help. Getting nasty doesn't help. Hoping, doesn't do much good. I would pray the friend does give the money back. Apart from that, I would say put your loss down to experience and write it off. I know it's lousy when this happens but, it does happen. I knew a roadhouse manager, he told me, 'The quickest way to lose a customer is to...

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You have been promoted as the manager for your team. Those who worked with you earlier are not taking you seriously. How to resolve this? This has just happened to me, not in the same way but, the same. I was president of a golf club, a short time later I found I was not being taken seriously , had a fight with them and am now out of it. In your case, I think I would put it to them like this. OK, you have made me manager. I have ideas on how to make this team better but, apparently you all have different ideas. As manager, I...

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If I was wearing the same shirt color as you, would you change your shirt? no.

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"its been shown time & time again that very few people ever manage to exceed the achievements of their parents" True or false False. The world would have still been green if the youngsters hadn't moved on from the family life style. Could you imagine ploughing the fields with a horse pulling the plough.

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A friend didn't believe in GOD! A few wks before he died, he asked me to help him say an "Act of Contrition". Was he a hypocrite? Of course but, who wouldn't grasp at anything that may help when in that situation. We all know when in terrible circumstances we ask for Gods help. In that same circumstance, we get better, do we thank God by offering prayer, no, we just thank our lucky stars we pulled through. Who knows??????

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Do you know what breed of dog LIVES THE LONGEST? A silly answer. Could it be the HOT dog????

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Would YOU hire a prospective employee who ADMITTED to threatening a fellow employee in a FORMER job? No!!!

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http://www.flickr.com/photos/47723258@N08/?saved=1 which is hotter? Well number 1 let the whole thing down. It looked as though she was pressing a half deflated balloon. Today we see soo much of boobs and bums it gets to be boring. Now! if they want to get most guys interest up, don't show the lot, sneak up on it, showing this, showing that but, not showing that (it's ugly anyway) The mystery of what a woman had under her skirt kept men on the edge of their...

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Except from social contacts like email, facebook and things like that, what do you mostly use your computer for? news, travelling the World to find out different ways of living. Past events that are worth looking at e/g World land speed records in the thirties. Best singers, best drummers, ventriliquists, commedians. I could go on and on.

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Why aren't American journalists allowed into Vancouver, whether they planned to cover the Olympic protests or not? Maybe I am dim. I haven't seen any protests yet. Are there any??

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Fatal Luge accident and several minor accidents during practice today @ the 2010 Olympics. Do you feel maybe the track is too challenging? Knowing nothing of what is required of a luge racer except courage of the top order I would say. 'Ask the competitors.'

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What is your favorite event in the Winter Olympics? The luge. I don't know what it is all about and I really can't see where any skill is needed but, for a person to lay on a very little sledge and shoot down an icy track feet first without (any I could see) controls, getting up to ninety ks an hour or more would take more courage than I have.

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Why don't we act on what we know? Doyler!! Please excuse me. I thought it was my question and have answered as though it was. My deepest apologies and to add, your question was a very good one.

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Who invented whiteboards? Now this may sound odd. The fella who invented white boards was the same person who tried to invent blackboards. When he was told his invention was a failure, he asked, 'Could there be any use for my whiteboards?' in a very quiet voice. He had heard about the racist talk that was going on. 'No', he was told. He died, a broken man. Two days after he passed away, there came a call for anyone who...

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What does an e at the end of a number mean? I think it means it is an odd number.

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What is the size of twin quilts? I suppose, double the size of single quilts. or something.

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What's one part of the body that there is no known fetish for? The little toe because it is usually malformed and ugly.

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Why don't we act on what we know? Maybe because we want someone else to start.

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Zombies in haiti after the earthquake? Zombies have been wandering around in Haiti for many a year. They say Haiti is the home of Zombies, black magic and all things nice.

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What does Pandora's box mean? The tiny place under her knickers which not many of us single fella's are meant to see?????????????

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Who invented the first rocking chair? You will all think this answer is silly. The chair was invented by Mr. Rock. Mr. Rock would come home from work, tired, wanting to have a rest. He would sit in his favourite chair, sip on his lemon soda and relax. Sometimes he would fall asleep, lean back a little to far and the back legs of his chair would break, causing him to fall down. He decided to put short lengths of timber under each...

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What is the meaning of the number 3? Seeing as this question is asked by Answerbag staff, I will answer it as easily as possible so they understand. The meaning of number three is that it is three times removed from zero or, half of six or, it is an odd number or, two's company, three's a crowd or, triple something. I am now exhausted. My brain has been overtaxed.

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Should I take my dog to the vet if it's been raped by a human? No! Unless of course he or she, still has the rapists balls stuck in her teeth?

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Zombies in haiti after the earthquake? I don't know about Zombies after the earthquake but, I do know Haiti used to be the home of Zombies.

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I spent many years in the North of Australia, aboriginal country. During the day, looking at the clouds, I could make out aboriginal faces quite easilly. Back in the South, lots of clouds but, no aboriginal faces, no matter how hard I tried. Dreamtime? Share your answer...

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I really love to clmb trees and I was woundering is there any way to climb like a spidermonkey? Why don't you ask a Spider Monkey????

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How can my family help save water? Do you really want to save water or is this just a question? If you want to save the Earths water, you have to work at it, are you prepared to do things you don't like to save water. OK, you do. 1. Put a water tank under your gutter to catch the rain and supply you with water for things like cups of tea, coffee, washing your hair and cold water to drink. If only urinating in the toilet at...

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How do I get rid of unwanted magazines the local charity shop does not take magazines If you don't have a recycle bin supplied by your council, ask for one. You can put plastic, paper, cardboard, anything that can be recycled into this bin and it goes to the recycle place to be (guess what) recycled.

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why is your nose on your face & not your butt ? Well!! For a clean living person such as yourself, the answer should be pretty obvious. If this turns out to not be the case, could I suggest a visit to an Eye, Ear and Nose specialist.

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I saw a car window sticker that has a quarter moon, machine gun and sword.. what does this mean? I don't know but, if I was you, I would stay away from it.

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if some kids are reading a story with the word vagina in it can they get in trouble for saying it How about telling me what story it was in, sounds very interesting??

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What is the meaning of the number 3? I think it means you didn't come first or second.

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Is Monday the first day of the week? No! I believe Sunday is>

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These are the symptoms, what is the diagnosis? Paranoia, meanness, depression, sarcasm, feeling hatred for those around you, & exhaustion. Stress on top of Depression. That's it in five little words.

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Am i going crazy? i cant control my emotions like anger or happiness, it can happen at odd times too i'm also really depressed what do i do? Have you ever heard of Cognitive thinking?? There are places in every City where you can go to find it. I was in the same frame of mind as you, it got to that I just wanted to stay in bed because, in there I didn't have to do anything, make any decisions etc. The cognitive program taught me how to say NO without feeling guilty, it taught me how to turn off when I wanted to, it taught me to like...

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Do all addictions eventually destroy the addict? An addiction is an addiction and an addiction is dependency on something. No matter what, a dependency is not a good thing because it mean you have to rely on whatever it is to live the life you want to. e/g. I am thirsty and there is only water here. I only drink coke, what can I do? Answer. Get over your addiction and learn to drink water. As I said, an addiction fills a need for someone who...

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Are their any ways to pass a saliva test for marijwana? Yes! Don't use it.

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Is the north face hyvent ski jacket too hot? Possibly, if you are facing South.

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I need help, how do I get it? Ask.

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How much does it cost to get your hips pierced? Jacky!! I have given this matter some thought and have come up with. 'Wouldn't it be easier to have an ear pierced?'

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What is your greatest longing? What is your greatest desire? My philosophy on life is to make people smile. I attempt to make at least one or two people smile each day. To see people smile, laugh, chuckle makes my day successful. A lot of people think I am being silly in what I do but, to see a person behind the counter flat out trying to serve lots of customers in quick time, have a break by smiling at something I've said, makes my day. Maybe this takes...

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If you could kill anybody whith the governments permission who would you kill? Do you really want to kill someone? Think about it, you would bring someones life to an end, to nothing, finito. Have you thought about the family who would be left, maybe children, old people who relied on that person? When you KILL someone, you end a life. A life is made up of thoughts, actions, hates, loves and all the things that go along with living. None of us would like to die, we know...

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Girls do you feel safe when you are in your mans arms? As long as he is your man. You may hate me for this but, sometimes the one offering support is the one to watch. He knows your story, he knows you are feeling down. He offers you comfort, you slide into his arms asking for that comfort, before you know it, you are in bed with him. Morning comes, you look over, yes, he is in your bed and you did make love to him last night. Looking at him do you...

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Why is it so hard to imagine that life totally ends with death? No hereafter. I agree with you. I sometimes try to work out how and why because I cannot get it into my brain that when I die, that's it. What about all the things I've put into it, do they just die with me? No no, there has to be something else.

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How much does it cost to get your hips pierced? Too much. Come round to my place and I'll do it for nothing. Oh, wait a minute. Forget the other answer. How big do you want the hole? Original price will stand if I have a drill that will suit your hole.

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Why do blurs suddenly appear every time I drink beer? That's an easy one. You should put the glass down when you have finished whatever was inside it instead of staring down through its bottom.

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Who's ready for China to take over the world? Me!! I have my rubber thongs?? I can say words with ells in them without using the ells and putting rrr's in instead. I like chinese food but, not in China. I am growing chinese veges in my garden. Yes, I'm ready.

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What is the symbolism of skeleton keys? please don 't take this as gospel. I think said skeleton keys could be folded and moved into different shapes allowing them to fit themselves into all sorts of door locks. A great big. I THINK.

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What would you do if you knew everything? write a dictionary.

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What are you avoiding by being on this website - I should be writing an essay and find this a good distraction. So do I and my life story is slowly disappearing into the distance. Any how, maybe that's where it should have been in the first place.

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finish this sentence. Its a Friday night and its raining so I stay home while I'm home I_____. clean the place up.

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What is the worst thing you have ever been caught doing? No, coz he loved me like a son.

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Is there a list of people who have left AB? Are any of you deleting those names from your "friends"' list? I am sorry to say Rosie, I am leaving. It was fantastic knowing and conversing with people such as you but, there comes a time when one must move on. I thank you for the wonderful questions and answers you have given in the time I have been here. When I would see your Avatar on my screen I would straighten myself up so to attempt a good answer. Once again, thanks for the joy you gave me and so...

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why do guys love sucking and licking my tits.My boy friend loves to and says their size is perfect.I have a 34c.Is it because of their size? It sends them back to their breast feeding days. Size doesn't matter, as long as there is a little red tip on it. If you get sick of it, find an old bike inner tube, stick one end in a bucket of milk, the other end in their mouth and they will be happy for hours. It works on baby cows.

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what is the fabric in the new tennis clothes the professionals are wearing scarce.

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Who invented whiteboards? The same bloke who invented blackboards.

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How to tell someone your interested in them when you can even speak there language? Body language.

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Have you read this question? Yes!

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Fill in the blank: ________ VS ________ Good vs awful.

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How do you know when you're too cool for school? When your head is so swollen you don't know what from what. You are never to cool for school unless you want to go through life as a bum.

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Do you think im pretty? i need a guy's opinion. Are you female? Do you have hair? Do you have a nice body? If you have all these things, then, yes, You are pretty.

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How much higher can a person jump than a rabbit? I could be wrong here (wot me rong, noway) I have heard when chased the rabbit can jump quite high. Why am I answering this silly bloody question?

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how to choose lotto numbers that have the greatest probability of winning in any lotto game worldwide? Are you telling or asking??

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Take a look around you and what do you see? Lots of angry wannabees swarming .

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Can you pay me back that $20 I lent you in November? What is it now, January, no could you give me another few months until I have forgotten it completely.

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if your part time job at 30 hours offered you a chance to work 54 hours a week and still be considered part-time, would you take it? Possibly! A part timer gets more than a full timer. If the offer was genuine and concrete I would say yes. You are partime now at thirty hours, 54 hours would have to make the paypacket very healthy indeed. As long as you check it out with who'ever looks after the workers in your country and they know. I would say, go for it. Good luck.

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My 4 month old kitten circles me two times a day. What does this mean? She's trying to tell you the old saying. ' What goes around, comes around'. Good cat, keep her.

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God has a name, what is his name? Please all ABers. Tell Chief Wannabe that the name they are looking for is, wait for it, tralllaa Bazza.

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My mother recentlly died, well actually five months ago...I'm having a hard time dealing with it, more now than when it happened..any help? I am a nothing in the proffessional sense, have no training so just take what I say with a pinch of salt. I don't know how old you are but, I hope old enough to listen. When a dear member of the family passes on, it is a very sad time, yet we all have to go through it. I find it's best not to think of them as gone, just out of sight. Whenever I do something, anything, be it work or for...

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ABers. Let us join together and ask the Wannabe's etc. to turn our AB back to what we had before they somehow came along and stuffed it up. Pantyhose wearer. Thank you for your support. We are in a very minority positition at the moment but, if I ever become prime minister of australia I will make a law everybody can wear pantyhose if the want.

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Have you ever pierced your hand with a sewing needle you had stuck in the arm of a sofa from lowering your weight on it after STANDING UP? No! But I was drilling a hole in my ruler with my compass point and doing quite well. I was in the back row of 58 children and we had been told to write a story about something?? I had not even put pen to paper, thinking, out of 58, there is no'way, I will be called to read out my story. Drilling away, I got such a shock when my name was called I must have put pressure on the compass that it...

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how many people know about sex even thought they didnt have the talk Coz the kids at kindy told them. One day we should have a discussion re just what the kids at kindy told them. Hilarious.

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What is the story about slapping people with a glove, people you want to challenge The old timers fell out with each other and one insulted the other, a white glove was produced from under the belt and a whack across the face of the insulter meant a challenge had been made. The combatants had to have a team, one of the team was sent to the other guys camp to discuss where and when the event would take place and the insulted named what weapons would be used. Then, without any...

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Do Elephants kiss? I saw a program on which side do you tip your head when about to kiss. It seems most men tip the head to the right. When asked the same question the bull elephant replied. When her head tilts to the right and mine tilts to the left our bloody trunks get in the way and vise versa. We tried sticking them straight up, to the side, to the other side, nope, the lips just could not meet. One day,...

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together ted and yolanda weigh 160 lb. yolanda and ben weigh 160 lb. ben and pat weigh 200 lb. what do ted and pat weigh? Sausages??

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I sometimes take of my clothes during sleep. I'll go to sleep with my pj's on & the next day I'll wake up naked. How can i stop? Stop what? Check out your neighbours clotheline, maybe she's a washing freak and couldn't find anything to wash at her place and as your pj's are getting a little smelly she pinched em to satisfy her craving. Go along with her, leave your dirty clothes under your bed and see if they come back all nice and clean.

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Who comes to mind when you hear the name "Barney"? Rubble.

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My cat about 5 months old is meowing weird and a lot. High pitched. she has not been fixed :) please tell me whay she is doing this. She's hungry??

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What happens to me in life if i can do amazing things well but i can't do ordinary things well? I wouldn't worry too much, the amazing things will carry the ordinary things.

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Are fat scene chicks attractive? Why or why not? Not sure of the question. Are you asking if fat chicks are appealing? By this do you mean are chubby girls appealing? Take it from an old guy, the skinny beautiful models you see on all the sites are not very good in bed. They have protrubing hip bones that nearly take all the pleasure of sex away, it is painful making love to them. Don't forget the 'don't touch me now' because she wants to...

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Have you ever thought about suicide..? Yes, but, haven't had enough guts to do it. The people who do,do IT, are either very strong willed or very desperate. My heart goes out to anyone contemplating this very, very awful way, of solving what must be an extraordinary difficult problem. I just wish I could have a talk with them before they do this.

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What kind of girl do you find most attractive? White, Asian, Hispanic or Black? I love women, any colour, creed, as long as they are able to be convivial to the ways of our lives here where I live. When a person enters your life they must love you for what you are. Of course this goes both ways. But, when one of the couple wants to change the way of living you both could enjoy, to a way of life completely different. To a way of violence directed to yourself if you don't...

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Wat was your new year resolution To not drink as much wine as I do.

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What's the penalty for killing a dog (read description!) ? Nothing, if it is stale and the bread roll is too.

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After a shower, my hair is nice and wavy. When it dries, it becomes flat and straight. How do I keep it wavy? Without sounding too silly, naw, it would sound silly. Sorry, I don't know.

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Lately I've been unable to sleep without pulling the covers over my head and staying there. Is there a psychological reason behind it, or..? No. You are just cold, buy another blanket.

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why is my arm sticky? Your underarm deoderant is leaking.

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Have you ever thought about suicide..? Yes and tried to do it, very very hard to do.

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IVE HAD MY TONGUE PIERCING FOR 10 YEARS AND THE SWELLING NEVER WENT DOWN IS THE OK? For people who use the tongue for making love, it is a bonus.

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Take a look around you and what do you see? A sick answer bag.

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What do You think about people wearing sun glasses, without there being sun or even inside buildings? Yair, they look silly eh. Catch the movie stars and anyone else who thinks they DIG IT, yep, all with the sunnies on in the dark.

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Do you think there should be a special line in the grocery store for people who only purchase 3 items and pay for them using a credit card? There is.

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The food I wanna try is __________. The food my old mammy made for me.

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Who invented whiteboards? A blackman named boards.

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What are some ideas for a song? im starting to write some now. :) You could start with. "I'm starting to write a song, keep listening, it won't take long.

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My boyfriend is perfect.sometimesi hate him and he doesnt do anything.i never want to see him.im driving him away i dont know why i do this Well!! Just keep it up and you WILL drive him away. Then you will either be happy or unhappy. If he is perfect as you say, yet you still go at him with what you think is hate, it seems you are doomed to be a very lonely woman in the future. It takes two to make a relationship work, apparently he is doing his bit. If you think he is the right man for you to spend the rest of your life with, you...

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What do you think about the human race ? Fantastic. How could you not think so. We grow, reproduce, invent and all the other things as well. Who do you know that could do all these things without any training.

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is there a way to sharpen a knife with out buying a knife sharpener Yes. By rubbing two blades together you can make the knife sharper. Siding the blade back and forth on a concrete slab will help. A whetstone (cheap at any hardware store) is the best way I know. A few rubs either way and you will notice your knife is a lot sharper.

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Have you ever been sexually; physically or emotionally abused? What did you do? Please help! Please don't take my answer as stupid (which I have been called lately)as it is true. I am short in stature and from the time I went to school have had to fight the bullies who seem to pick on the little ones. By being brash, I got through my school days without too much trouble. Sport helped me as I was very good at all events. Marriage stopped me in my tracks. I fell in love very easilly when...

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Do you feel like you lost sooo many of your AB friends? You can count me in as one of your friends. Somehow, we will get something as good as AB going on another site.

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Do you feel like you lost sooo many of your AB friends? Yes. Friends whom we never knew were available to people by just joining AB. Now, it seems, they are all gone unless they hold a doctorate in how to rid ourselves of the lower classes. Or should I say Castes.

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What do you think of all the people who went to Fluther? Welshy. I've never heard of Fluther. Is it as good as good as AB was once?

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I am sure most AB admin expected some not to like the new AB but were you prepared for the total meltdown by so many members who hate it? Fantastic answer. I would just like to know 'WHY?'

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When is the last time that you've cleaned out your purse, emptied it out completely, and just put back the really necessary things. This is a bloke speaking, one who has experience of women and their handbags. Not very often, a full cleanout is very rare. To sit and watch a woman cleaning out her purse is in line with the solving of a great mystery on TV . Frowns, this means she has found something she should have done long ago. But why didn't those idiots tell her. The earwrings she accused your (husband) sister of...

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are you tired like me?lol It looks as though your tiredness is through something good as you are laughing. Maybe you are tired because you have been burning the candle at both ends.

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Do you notice alot of people resembling famous people? No. But do you think you may be mistaken. The people you are looking at could well be, the famous people you thought they resembled??????

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who wasted your time today? Me. Thinking. Do you know how much time can be wasted by thinking? My advice. Get out of bed in the morning, have brekkie, a little talk with the wife (this can become confusing) and get out into whatever you want to do. Return late in the afternoon, exhausted. She will tell you, get into the shower. You do this and come out smelling like a rose. She will soften. Just do what you want to love...

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Please.. i really need someone to talk to right now about some stuff that has been going on..i need advice... The only person you can talk to now is you. When you and you come to grips, you can decide between you who to approach. You have made it sound so serious that we on AB could feel we are not equipped to handle the problem.

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Why am I not who I used to be? Because you aren't. You are older. If you don't like yourself, Easy, change your ways. If you can't stand to look at yourself in the mirror, don't look. Silly question.

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You broke your primary hand...you'll be unable to use it for weeks. Are you brave enough to ask your doctor about new ways to masturbate? No. But if it became absolutely neccessary, I would ask my wife.

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would it be weird to write a letter to someone you used to be obsessed with and tell them sorry for creeping them out? AhA. The thing is. 'Were you creeping them out?' If you were and don't anymore, I think you should just keep quiet. Say nothing, do nothing. Just keep out of their lives.

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dog got in my yard 3 wks ago and i found him stuck 2 my rott is she now pregnant and if so can i legally make the owner pay for her care Why not?

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Can I eat your food? What a question. Does this person mean you may not be able to eat your food. Could they mean they think your food may not be good enough for them and will they be sick.

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If u had $100,000,000 2 spend how would you spend it I wouldn't. I would build a big bin, change the dollars into cents (dimes) fill the bin with them and swim in them. Signed Scrooge Mc.Duck

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Would you recommend a nice little drinking binge tomorrow? Maybe some gin and juice or Night Train and thrash around the backyard? Sounds good. Could we do the thrashing around bit first coz after the drinks we may not be capable. Or something.

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How can anyone live happily, seeing their children struggling in everyday life. even though theres nothing much they can do to help them? You can live happily. Think back to when you were starting out(unlessyou were rich) trying to buy a home, furnish it, have your first child. You did this, otherwise your question would be asked. Now those children have left the nest and want to try to do what you did. You did it, so can they. In case I have got your question wrong, I will revert to the case where you may be talking about your...

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I think people are the best they can be even if they think they can do better. If they could do better, they would, wouldn't they? Hmmmm, not neccessarilly? There are a lot of people nowadays who seem to think the World owes them for being born. It seems the will to work to gain has slipped. People today seem to think they should have all the good things without having to work for them. In my day, you married, worked and saved until you had a deposit for a home. Spent many years of having and raising children until the...

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The Muslims built a cemetery in front of the Golden gate in Jerusalem, in the belief that the precursor to the Messiah, Elijah, would not be able to pass through, since he is a Kohen. This type of question shouldn't be allowed on AB. No matter what answer you give, it will not be accepted by the muslim. Can you see any sense in this question? Whatever took place in those days should stay in those days. These 'HOLY' people are responsible for billions of humans being killed for the silly reason, some 'FANATIC' a very long time ago said something. Right or wrong. Why keep...

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An old billionaire lives alone in a big empty mansion.A penniless surfer lives on the beach and knows everyone.Who is better off? Do you know of an old Billionaire living alone in his mansion???

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How much concrete do you need for fence posts? How big are the fence posts??

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Looking back over your life, what three things have contributed most to your personal development and why? 1.Good parenting. 2. respecting my Elders. 3. Respecting the law.

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What would you say if I asked you for tree fiddy? I would say, come round the back and I'll give you a free diddy??????

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Are ben wa balls safe? I don't know who ben wa is but, as a male I hope all our balls are safe.

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What is the definition of companionship? To be there when a friend needs some comforting. A person whom you can have fun with and will be there if you ever need any help.

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What do u call a persoon who loves boys but thinks about girls to and she is totally straight ? A good person.

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What are basic human needs? As a male, the 4 basic needs are, companionship, a loving partner, a good cook and a womanly approach to love making.

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Who was the greatest female singer of all time? I know, you tell me. Sarah Brightman.

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1234 1234, can't you hear it, the drumming, the never ending drumming inside my head, over and over, listen, can you hear it, the drumming? Yes. It's the christmas song. 'The little drummer boy.'

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What is the worst thing you have ever been caught doing? Stealing petrol from my bosses truck.

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Have you ever gotten out of your house and realized your socks didn't match? Many times. This is definitely a sign of a senior moment.

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What do you find to be the most beneficial attitude? Being kind to your mother is a start. I suppose listening without interrupting, looking at both sides before making a comment. Best of all, don't take sides, don't enter into any arguments, place your hands above in the sign of Peace and say I love you all so, will not enter into your troubles.

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Without interpreting religion, What happens to the hypothetical human "Soul" after the human body dies? It goes to a better place??

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Do you agree with the statement: "The British people are an impudent lot!" Yes, For such a small island they don't give a damn. You pick on us, you are in trouble. Good on the Poms.

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How long do you date a guy/girl before you engage into sexual acts with them? 25 years.

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We ask questions and seek answers. Has anyone stopped asking questions because he/she has all the answers? Rosie!! I feel very silly at this time. I am pretty dim most of the time but., after I answered a question from you, I thought I was answering another from somebody else to do with missing washing and it looks as though my answer has gone on to your question. Gawd!!!! Now I'm completely confused, think I'll go to bed and think about this. Sorry for the confusion (mine) and hope everybody(other...

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We ask questions and seek answers. Has anyone stopped asking questions because he/she has all the answers? Yep. Good one. While your at it, please ask for the six hundred left foot socks of mine that have gone missing.

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We ask questions and seek answers. Has anyone stopped asking questions because he/she has all the answers? Ha, ha, we would like to think so. There are times when we know for certain we are correct and someone comes up with an answer that is right and we think to ourselves.'Am I slipping or what?'

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can a demand posess animals or just people? It depends on the tone of the voice. Apart from the love between the two.

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What was Gypsy Rose Lee famous for in the twenty's? Gypsy was a stripper, a very famous stripper. She didn't show what they show today but, her act showed there was a lot more to see. That's when your imagination clicked in. She was very naughty coz she showed plenty of leg, a touch of bosom and a throaty voice hinting at what or could happen tonight.

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Shoulder,s are they the same size as your hips ? If they are you could be called the seven stone weakling. I think.

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Have you ever pick a penny off the ground for good luck ? Maybe not so much for good luck. A penny found, may develope into a pound.

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What is meant by the phrase "holy underwear?" I live in a redneck caravan park and we have lots of holy underwear thingies. If you have really holy dacks it means you don't have to take em down to wipe your butt.

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What is your favorite season, and why? Summer. Scantilly clad bikinied lycra stretched young bottoms and bosoms on show for all to see. Winter. Heavilly clothed so you don't know what's below. None of these. I like Spring. The lycra has gone, the heavy coats have gone. Protruding tummies are the go. I smile while looking at the expectants and think how lucky was I, that I was a seven stone weakling.

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Where in the world does the tide go out the furthest? Ifyou read your history books when in primary school, the water would have fallen over the side of the Earth. Or something.

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When the tide goes out, where does the wter go? To where it wasn't before.

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Why planting crops is best done during high tide? But, isn't this the same. When a woman is at her highest tide, we jump apon her and conceive a child.

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why is the tiffany baby rattle no longer available Because the Fathers were using them to turn the wife on.

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my avatar is my picture....On a scale of 1 to 10 (1 being the lowest and 10 being the highest)...what do you think? a twenty.

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What's your phone number? ;-) 0410E

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why are you a bad girl or boy? Because I like to be naughty. When I find a naughty person (which I cannot) I will be just as naughty as them.

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i just wanna be the first limey that wishes you yanks HAPPY NEW YEAR I'm an australian, where do we stand?

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did you kiss someone at 12am on new year's day? Yes

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How was your last year? Pretty good. Why do you ask??

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I have a young lady (fourteen) asking to become a friend. i read her avatar?? and would like to ask her a few questions about why?? I can find no way to do this. I ask because, once bitten twice shy. Thanks Moonie. I read a couple of her questions and they belonged to her generation, so I asked her if she would go to a site better suited to her age.

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What do men over 40 want in a relationship? The same thing those under forty want. Maybe a little slower, softer, earlier (in case he's gone to sleep)

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What do men think about sexy clothes? On whoom? Sexy clothes on your woman at home, Fantastic, a bit of a worry if you are going out, naaaw, not to worry, she's a good girl, just likes to show it around a bit. Hmmm, maybe we should stay home.

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Sarcasm is for..... ____________________. Those who are not sure of themselves.

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Do you ever feel that you are on the lines of being arrogant? Oh, I try not too. Talking of myself I don't ever feel the need to be arrogant because I have nothing to be arrogant about. I fall into the catergory of being a happoy sort of person and one who enjoys company etc. unless, of course, me, or mine are threatened, then I may(will) become aggressive but, never arrogant. Hope you are listening Chief.

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Have you ever had to leave a situation because of the threat of physical violence (either directed toward yourself or in general)? These days my friend, it is better to turn the other cheek and quietly withdraw. In days gone past, you saw someone getting a raw deal you would, or could, step in. Today, it would most probably mean a bashing for yourself without any help. The STREET says mind your own business if you don't want more trouble than you could ever handle.

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Do most policemen/woman become power mad? I suppose there will be some who go this way but, I have found 98% to be good people doing a very tough job. I feel if we (the public) got behind them more than we do it would make their job easier and from that we may get some warnings instead of bookings.

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I want to beat the crap out of everyone in my home( even the kids!), what is one sure way to get away with it? There isn't. Beat em up as much as you like but, there will come a day when you will be the sorriest person on this Earth. Listen to the saying. "What goes around, comes around. I know you don't really mean what you say and don't we all feel at some time the way you feel now. Think ahead, in a few years they will be coming home with families of their own and you will have a great laugh about...

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Why is it that America & Americans seem to be so aggressive, violent, & warlike? As an outsider, I don't think Americans are agressive. I think they are soo proud of what they have achieved in so short a time they would like others to know. Every American I have met seem to be nice, polite and very helpful if you need help. Without America this World would have been in a hundred times more trouble than it is now.

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What do men really want in a wife? G'day Chief. A friend. Someone who listens. Someone who will share in good times or bad. A stayer. A good mum. A person you love and you know, loves back. A person who works with you while you both are raising a family and relaxes with you when the raising is done and you both realise now it is your time. A person who can still love after all the years of struggle without being bitter about the...

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OK, exhibitionists! If i showed you mine, would you show me yours? AWWWW?

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Am I the only man who finds extremely pale women attractive? Some people make it seem that they aren't. Oh!!! Did Iread this right? You asked are you the only man, MAN, do you really call yourself a man. Sounds like a small spoiled little boy to me.

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im 13 years old and my penis is 8 1/2 inches long and 3 1/2 wide is that comsidered big? It would nearly be as big as you. Eat lots of good food or you will be bedridden in a couple of years.

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How often should you do a colon cleanse? Very often, as long as it is not your own.

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What's the craziest place you've ever masticated? I wouldn't call it crazy. In my bed at 1am, masticating on a boiled sweet when I am just about ready to nod off. Imagine what the Coroner would say, "I think this death is accidental because the sweet that choked him was about the worst I've ever tasted.

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how should you feel if a guy tells you he woke up with his morning glory Nothing. It's his morning glory and what he does with it is up to him.

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do ghosts breathe Very loudly if you are scared.

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What are plowshares? Like in the Micheal Jackson song Heal the world it says "watch the nation turn they swords in to plowshares" Plowshares must be the hoes that dig into the Earth and turn it over ready for the next crop.

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There is a party in pants will you come? Under or over???

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How often should you do a colon cleanse? Whenever I eat eggs. Ten minutes tops. Away we go, whooosh, toilet needs cleaning but not the old bowels. Check, clean as a whistle.

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When going to someone's house for the first time, do you ever take a peek inside their medicine cabinet? No, I'm too short and would have to ask for a chair.

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Do postal workers or processing machines notice if one letter, out of hundreds of letters, has no stamp on it? Yes the rotten little stinkers. Thousands of letters rush through the thingy, you think, aw, it'll never see mine has a five cent too little stamp on it. OH YAIR. Its little eyes light up, GOTCHA.

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Where do you live most of the time...in your mind, in your heart or in your imagination? In reality. I listen to the news, never good. I watch television re the World, not good. I see thousands of people starving, not good. I use my mind to ignore the world and its wants to go to a new place. I write stories for my neighbours children and anyone who wants to go into kiddies world for a couple of minutes. There is no way I can solve the Worlds problems so, I go to where there are no...

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If you won $1,000, what would you use it on? Me, me, me.

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If you won $1,000, what would you use it on? Share your answer...

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Am I alone is stating that I hate this new AB setup.....I cant see peoples avatars....This sucks eggs. What are your thoughts? with you all the way.

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how many tear drops have rolled down your cheek? Not as many as there should have. If a man, brought up from birth, was taught not to cry (be a sissy) not to show affection ( that was a sign of weakness) not to touch (weakness of the flesh)Be jealous ( hide this fact as it appears to be a weakness) would he be of sound mind? Could he have been brainwashed to the fact that he should never show any signs of affection, love, compassion, as that...

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Is it normal for a 14 year old to still be having boners almost 24/7 ..how long does puberty last anyways? I shouldn't answer this but, knowing you may not get too many answers, I will. Answer. For ever my son. Puberty goes on until the day you die. Growing old makes us think, 'Oh well, I won't have to worry about the bulge in my pants anymore. Wrong, A good looking lycra clad bottom walks past and 'HELLO', the old fella rises to the occasion. To beat this infliction, always carry something in your...

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Is too much good bad? Being me, I hope I haven't already answered. Too much can be good, if the receiver is prepared to pass on the excess to the needy. Too much can be bad when the receiver doesn't know how to handle it. How many times have we heard of people coming into fortunes at the drop of a hat and six months later telling stories of how the good fortune has brought soo much sadness to the family.

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What are your hopes and dreams for the New Year? I hope!!!! There must be a somebody to move into the limelight to show us which way to go. Ever since man became man there has been a someone who puts thoughts into mans head. Who told the Caveman how to make a wheel, fire, tools??? He had been doing his own thing for as long as he had been around. He wakes up on a Thursday morning with his head full of ideas on how to improve his life style....

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Was Albert Einstein known to be "happy?" I need this for something I am writing pleaseeeee!! From what I have read the man was extremely happy, enjoyed life, had time to write, experiment. The World was his oyster and he loved it as a scientist, unlocking doors etc. They say today, some of his claims are wrong. Maybe, but it has taken a long time and much expensive machinery to say this. He didn't have the same equipment but was awfully close to the right answers without it.

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Am I alone is stating that I hate this new AB setup.....I cant see peoples avatars....This sucks eggs. What are your thoughts? I agree. We, the users weren't even asked if there should be a change.

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what has two eyes but cannot see A shoe??

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Are we still allowed to post links and videos and AB? Ask Chief Wannabe???

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Why has AB been changed. Is this the work of big daddy and his friends No Chief. Bazza here. I feel a Wannabe thingy creeping in here. As we all know, you and your team are the elite, don't understand the needs of the mr. average. You must have had some sort of an education, yet, you deny those who were not quite as lucky as you to a programme that allowed them to ask, learn and be a part in something as warm and natural as AB. Shame on you and the rest of the...

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If the believer requires the holy spirit to understand the bible, then what is he/she missing where they fail to understand science? Aw!!! Was I that far out??

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What sound does one hand clapping make? A hell of a lot less than two hands.

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Can you tell me a name that sounds like a number? Yes or No and what is it? Severn??

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Can you hear it; the drumming, the never ending drumming, louder and louder. Listen, can you hear it? Yes, it sounds like brm brm ooompa papa, it is, it's the little drummer boy.

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How many minor (or major) arguments have you had in your house today? Just the normal 20 to 24.

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If you town was attacked by giant demons that could only he killed by blades or hand combat what would you do? What would you fight with? Oh just the normal thing, the wife.

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How much Silly String is in one can? It starts at the top and finishes at the bottom.

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What is Quebec's flower? the maple

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You have only 4 months to live but your doctor says your ailment can be cured by you spending 30 min. in a room at 400F. would you do it? Why not. What's a bit of sunburn??

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Would you pose nude in a calender for charity ! Share your answer...

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Would you pose nude in a calender for charity ! I don't think so. As you say, these are done in a nice way. What is the difference if a youngster puts her body on show, in a bikini, with slim waist, small boobs and a lot of exposed flesh, to a woman who has probably "looked" after herself", showing wider hips, some tummy sag (she has had children) a bit of wrinklies under her arms, chin and the bossoms giving in to gravity. Look higher, to...

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Would you pose nude in a calender for charity ! Yes. Maybe my posing nude could help the charity if they wordered it. 'This could happen to you if you don't look after yourself'.

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If you could any gender {male female} which one would you be?Like tell me wat you are now and then tell me wat youd like to be. Sooooory, tooo hard.

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Whom do you prefer...the "me too" person or the "I don't agree with you" person? Ha Ha. The 'Me too' person sounds like a crawler but, he could also mean he is 100% behind you. The other person could have a valid answer of why He disagrees or hasn't got a clue so is sitting on the fence.

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Are you considering anything now? Yes! Leaving AB.

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Is your Garden of Memories filled with flowers or weeds? I would say Flowers with a few weeds thrown in but, as there are so many flowers, the weeds are slowly slipping away.

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What is Quebec's flower? The maple leaf ???

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If the believer requires the holy spirit to understand the bible, then what is he/she missing where they fail to understand science? I think you have got this wrong. I would say the Holy Spirit needs the believer to understand the bible and from there carry on to science.

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how to have no guilt in doing sex? Do it many times and the guilt will slowly fade away.

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Are we ever independent of others or are we held captive by our relationships? It would be if we could. It could be if we would.

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What do you think the year 2009 will be most remembered for? Share your answer...

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Wow! Just read about a man who MURDERED an abortion doctor--supposedly, in order to "protect" the lives of newborns!!! Would YOU willingly give up YOUR freedom--for your cause? Share your answer...

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Wow! Just read about a man who MURDERED an abortion doctor--supposedly, in order to "protect" the lives of newborns!!! Would YOU willingly give up YOUR freedom--for your cause? Maybe not for the same sort of doctor. I feel a woman should have the right (as long as it is in the time this thing can be done) to do what she feels is right. This man murders the doctor, he was doing what he thought was right, but isn't he doing something the same???> A hard but good question.

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Old guy lives far away with old wife. Dresses in elfin fashion. In town once a year on business. Would you let him "stuff your stocking"? Rather my stocking than my wife, OOOOH .

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Do you have a survival kit in your home? What do you keep in it? Survival thingies.

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So my cat has been randomly attacking for the last couple of years, it seems to be getting worse and i am not sure what to do about it. Oh that's easy, a little bit of lead behind her right ear will stop all that nonsense.

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peek a boo ! - miss me ? How could I?? I must be in your flight path or something. I take the kids out to see the stars before bedtime, here we are, all looking up into the sky and WHOOOOSH, you go by. Not to worry, the kids are in good care (these mental hospitals are marvelous these days) My wife has left me for putting the kids under such strain and the taxation mob are sueing me for fraud. They say there are not...

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What would you say to President Obama? G'day mr. Pres.

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For a babies name, does a wife get to choose both initials (using dead family members) or do both parents choose 1? If she's bigger than you, she gets to choose. If you are bigger than her, she gets to choose.

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If you could have anyone to be your conjoined twin, who would it be and why? Please be detailed. One of those big African men with a willy about as big as a horses. If we were joined at the willy, when they cut us in half, I would have to do a lot of training so that I could carry my half around. Gawd, we can dream can't we??

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I've heard that soon, newspapers might not be avaliable in hard copies, but will be able to be viewed online. how do you feel about this? They are now. comfortable.

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peek a boo ! - miss me ? Not really, I saw you fly over last Tuesday.

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My dog likes to eat the bark off our firewood then she goes and barks her fool head off. Is there a connection here? Oh yes. Bark feeds bark. Yelp means help. Growl means foul. Sniff means phew. Whimper means disimper (a product of distemper) A moan means Gawd, how about a bone? A gritch (dog language) means' hey buddy, you get your eggs off with the Missus. How about getting me a bitch?

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Have your eyes ever changed color because of the mood you were in Now! How could I tell if my eyes were a different colour? Do you check the colour of your eyes each day? Silly question.

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What makes you sad that you see way too often? Just now? So many changes to AB which means a lot of us are having to go elsewhere. I wonder if this is a push to get us all into Facebook. Pity, I loved the old AB.

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What have you done in quite awhile that you'd really like to? Possibly a spelling mistake here ( he doesn't make many, only over words with three or more letters) My answer. Make large sums of money.

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i would like to be used in the capacity as a toilet slave to a superior female, anybody interested No way. We males become slaves to the females after many years of nagging and as far as looking after the toilet when they have been, no no no, I would rather sniff mustard gas.

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I would be totally ashamed if I were to ask for more _______ Dinner whilst visiting an Orphanage.

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Why is it so difficult to see how perfect life is? This lady answers the question soo much better than I. Read her answer again, absorb it, because she is showing you the way to enjoy what you have.

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Why is it so difficult to see how perfect life is? I wonder why you ask a question like this? Maybe you think we are all exactly the same, in the way we think, act,feel. If you let yourself see what is around you, missing anything ugly, or what you perceive as ugly and look at the good things. Butterfly's,birds,nice people who smile back if you wish them a good day, children, if you catch that runaway ball and throw it back to them with a...

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any good gift ideas for a white elephant gift exchange ? ps. we're 13,... lol. any good ideas? i cant come up with any ! Those old bunny rabbit slippers your Mum bought for you and you didn't like. Those PJ's your Nanna gave you that you wouldn't wear in a fit and what about that outfit for going to the beach? Y'know the one, it had little girls building sandcastles and catching large beach balls when the one you really would have liked was that bikini on the ad at the local bookstore.

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Christmas present for fiance!!! Help Male or female????? If a female and you are thinking of tying the knot soon, buy her a keyring. Females like to be in control, if she has a key to the place where you will live, she will be happy. She can get in anytime she likes, if you haven't got a key, bad luck. If the gift is for a male, stout leather gloves for the garden, taking out the trash and all the other jobs she will want him to do.

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Ladies from outside the US: Is it customary to shave your legs and underarms? As a male from outside America, I can tell you, the ladies from Australia shave legs and underarm at all times. Being a pretty hot country, most ladies wear short sleeved tops which show their underarms. Legs are shaved also, for why, I don't know. If I happen to see a lady with hairy underarms it looks awful.

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Have you shaved your legs yet today? My legs are soo skinny, if I shaved them I would collapse down onto the floor coz they are really not very strong without the hairs that help to ikeep things in place.

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Do you shave daily? Yes. Twice. I am retired so don't have to face many people. My morning shave is with an electric shaver. Rough, but good enough for the garden. My evening shave is with a cheap razor whilst under the shower. Of course, if I am going out out, I shave with my youbeaut triple edged razor that all the movie stars use and can come up looking quite respectable.

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Guys--Do you sometimes go to work unshaved because either you didn't have the time to shave or forgot to? Today was the first time I ever did that, and by 5 pm. I had a very noticeable 5 'o clock shadow! Sigh. I try to keep myself looking acceptable. A couple of times after being in shops, talking and laughing, I go home. Pack all the goodies away and go for a shower, look in the mirror and see a grey headed unshaven lout. And don't you look older and more sinister than before. OH gawd.

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For you ladies, what do you think about straight men who shave their legs. Maybe they shave to combat the hairy legs of their partners. Whoo that rash hurts.

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What would you do during an alien invasion? Become a lookalike Alien.

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Do you pick your nose when on one is around? On occasions.

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Will you be financially secure when you retire? Unless you are very wealthy,who knows??

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I need some tips on how to get wet and how to stay wet. Now Answerbag, tell me, what sort of question is this? If I attempted to answer, how much red tape would I have to go through and what would I call the subject I was trying to answer. Your criteria is far too hard. We try to answer but are stopped because we don't know what the question really needed for an answer. Is it possible (before those of us who are not legal eagles)have to leave the...

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Is Science the key to a better for future for Human Kind? They tell us so. I read in the newspapers about how a cure has been found for this and that which must lift the hopes of those suffering life threatening diseases or ailments. Then they say the results of the tests will be known in ten or twelve years. Those who's hopes had been raised fell back into deep recession or depression and gave up the hope that they previously had held to. Each day...

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My breasts have stretch marks on them what can I do to make them disappear? Raise your shoulders as high as you can. They should nearly be gone now.

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What should you be getting done right now but your playing on your computer instead? Chatting up my wife, it's our time alone. We are oldies, we have our only grandson living with us. All his life, he has just walked into our bedroom and now that he is twenty, he see's no reason not to. He has gone away for the weekend and I had planned for some time alone for the two oldies. Now I have got myself ensnared with AB, she with her favourite tv shows, the boy will be home before we...

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Did you have a "thing" for a famous person when you were young, and if so, who? Doris Day. None of my class mates (girls) had a chance. I knew someday Doris would marry me.

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i have black long curly hair,nice brown skin,and black eyes.what color contacts would look good on me? I don't know, I'm blind.

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Please help! I am dying of embarrassment after farting in front of this group of guys 3 times. How do I feel better? Tell them you have farted before more important people than them, so they should feel privaledged

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What do you like better, hands or feet? both, We need them to get ahead. C'mon, you can ask better questions than that.

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do you like to recieve advice or give advice? Both. As long as they seem feasable??

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how are you doing with the new answerbag? I think I am getting the hang of it. Will it make things better?

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How much does it cost to install carpet on stairs? Share your answer...

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How much does it cost to install carpet on stairs? Ask the stairs?

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Where can I buy adult blanket sleepware? What is adult blanket sleepware? Is it different to the normal sleepware we adults use. Does it have naughty drawings on it, or pretend stains. C'mon?

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guys,are you a boob,butt or leg man? All three. If you've got boobs, a butt, or legs, I'm your man.

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I hate hospitals, I'd do anything to avoid them, is that normal? yes.

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Would you like to join me for the sunset? Oh yes!! Laying back in the chairs provided, a glass of cold whatever to sip, smells of fresh fish being readied for my supper. Some entertainment after dinner, a dance or two then, back to our beautiful room for a spa and lots of loving later.

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What should you be getting done right now but your playing on your computer instead? Not much. I get out of bed at about 8.00am, have brekkie, take my dog for a very short walk, read the paper, go back to bed for a short nap, get up, clean my teeth ,wash, shave and do my hair. Do some work in the garden etc. and about 5pm, I come inside have a shower and pour a nice big glass of wine and connect with AB.

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Any fun ideas for what we can do the weekend? Suggestions are welcome Have a come as you are party. Everyone must come as they were wnen the invitation arrived. Could be, in a business suit, gardening clothes, bikini or PJ's.

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You see me at the beach, I start talking to you, how do you respond? All depends. Are you in a bikini? Are you naked? Are you flirting? Are you just being nice? I will talk to you in a way that goes with what vibes you are sending across

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I could not _______ without my ____________? dance, partner

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Do you untie your shoe when you take them off? Yes, so they are ready when I want to put them back on again.

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Is AB driving everyone else nuts too? yep.

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Does it annoy you when several people give thoughtful answers to help a questioner on ab, then the op never responds with comments or points? yes.

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How do you feel when someone thanks you on AB? happy.

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My breasts have stretch marks on them what can I do to make them disappear? Stand on your head.

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Me and John are next to play. Is this grammatically correct? No.

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I put the stamp on the wrong side of the letter will it still be mailed? I should think so.

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Poor Tiger Woods . . . he's got mistresses coming out of the woodwork. Who do you think would be a hilarious addition to his little harem? Phyliss Diller.

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If you go into Google (or your search engine of choice) and type in your AB name, what is a site that comes up (non-AB)? This one came up for me. LMAO!! http://www.tokyopop.com/Virgil/fiction/204662.html Now I am bloody confused. I'm going to be watching you very closely. If you happen to sit down somewhere in this story to Pee I will know. Of course if you HANDLE THINGS another way I will know. The question today is she a he, or is he a she??

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For the ladies. If your partner bought you a gift from Wicked Weasel, how would you react? http://wickedweasel.com/ WOW. I'm a bloke who had never heard of the Wicked Weasel. I wish him luck, he has my vote for ever and ever and ever.

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I currently have a stable, but unfulfiling job, a girlfriend and nice home in a city I've been living in for the past ten years. Or I can move to a new, bigger, more exciting city, and take up an offer to to my PhD with a full scholarship. Go for it. If your lady is backing you and you feel you want to do this, then do it. If you don't you will regret not doing it for the rest of your life. If you do do it and it turns bad, give a shrug and as long as you know you gave it your best, smile. Then begin looking for another challenge.

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Is there any limit to the vileness of the joke? Oho. Times have changed. Men used not to swear in front of women. Women swear more than men these days. A naughty joke was shared privately by men. These days the naughty joke has no boundaries, it can go as far as it likes into anything that was once an unmentioned thing. I feel, there is nothing left of the mystery of a woman compared to a man. True love has gone, the mating of lovers has...

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In life, is LOVE really enough? If you let it be.

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What is love n why do we feel it (2009-12-07) I began feeling love at my school. A particular girl would take my fancy, smile back at me when I smiled at her. Girlfriends whispering, she likes you. This was and still is the most wonderful feeling in the World. Nothing can upset you. You think of her every second of the day with thoughts so warm, oh, it's magic. As we grow older, maybe, as we know a lot more than we did back then, the...

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What are some cute quotes about love? My daughter aged five many years ago. Song. What do you get when you fall in love, her answer, trouble.

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What do you think a pretty good stay at home grandma's wardrobe should look like? Yeah, stay at home now, what about when grandma was in her twenties?? I would say, if you looked deeply into her wardrobe you may find the shimmy dresses, one or two. The above the knee jiving skirt or, heaven forbid the skirt that would billow out as she spun to a rock and roll song showing glimpses of her knickers.

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"Killing with a smile" - Does that mean (a) killing someone with your smile, or (b) killing while smiling? Not a good time for my answer. I read somewhere that killing with a smile was something to do with avenging traitors.

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What was your favorite Christmas story when you were child? The one where it said kids could have anything they wanted and as much as they wanted. Actually, I made up those requests and so far, I don't think anyone has twigged me.

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If i could, i would_____. what would you do if you could? Come and see you.

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How was your night? Spot on, how was yours??

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Christmas ? or yule? Either.

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What comes to mind when I say the word: SHOES? And here I am in the middle of Town, dressed to kill and you say that, I look down, gawd, I'm barefooted.

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Men,what are your standards about whether a girl is hot or not? IF THE INDEX FINGER NAIL DROPS OFF.

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If you created a celebrity reality show, what would the premise be (or name of the show) and who would be the first celeb on it? (Feel free to have fun with this one!) AlQuaida??? Do you feel down??? Join my group and we will send you up up up.

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Would this be an appropriate gift to give a child? LMAO!! See link Maybe today where it is harder to get a start.

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Will watching this video give you nightmares? *shudders* She's a hard lady.

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Do you know anyone who you would like to "Sham Pow"? See video! LMAO!!! A few.

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Have you ever been pumped for information? Not me. My G/f tells me she's sick of all the pumping and feels like she's all pumped out.

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Can I go to bed now I am sleepy? :p Yes, I've pulled the sheet back for you, your milo is on your bedhead, vibrator under your pillow and I'll be back in the Spring.

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Guys :: What Do You Do To make ur Girl Cum Faster? Whiiiip her.

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Do you sometimes feel life is just too fast? That maybe time should slow down a bit. When you reach my age, you will find it cant go any faster coz your brain won't keep up with it and it can't go any slower coz you will be broke by the time pension day comes around.

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What happens to a man when he takes breast enhancement pills and continues it for 2 years? His chest grows a tiny bit and his penis disappears.

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How much should you tip a manicurist? by the amount she has taken off.

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Www.fushnchups.co.nz This blog by two Australians poking gentle fun at NZers upset a few people. What do you think? Would these comments upset you if it was about your country? You've stuffed it up, there is nothing for us to answer to.

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You MUST get a tattoo, it's the law, where it will be located and what it will be is your choice. What's it going to be and where? They say it shouldn't be where you can see it. Never get the G'fs name coz you may split. So I would say (for medical reasons only) the Anus (bumhole)saying. Enter here for all tummy complaints, intestinal views. If other body parts need investigating, please move your camera toward the head of the bed and enter by the open mouth. Of course, YOU will wash this apperatus before poking...

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Are your eyes the window to your soul? Whose eyes???

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Men fill in the blank: I don't wanna know 'bout your__________. JUST FOR LAUGHS. Electronic erection device, just tell me how to tell the ladies in your street why their electronic garage doors keep going up and down.

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Would you wear a scarf like this? LMAO!!! Where can I buy sixty of them. Oh please tell me. I could become the most popular bloke in our golf club.

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Guess what happened eight years after Bill Clinton left WA DC? See link. LOL!! Oooooogh.

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What is your "dirty little secret", something no one knows? Sometimes when working in the garden I don't wear any undies.

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For the ladies. If your partner bought you a gift from Wicked Weasel, how would you react? http://wickedweasel.com/ Sorry, I tried but nothing came up.

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Oh baby baby how was i supposed to know that something wasn't right yeah? Sounds like a song from the fifties.

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What the heck does my cat keep staring at? Have you ever thought, your cat could be thinking??

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How often do you feel as if you are the Star of the Show and how often do you feel you're in the back in the chorus and no one notices you at all? If I have a good knowledge of what the show is about I will push myself into being, maybe not the star, but, one of them. On the other hand I will be happy to sit back, listen and learn.

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Why is it that even in a single portion of Brussel's sprouts, some are deliciously sweet, whilst others taste like ear-wax? From us brussels, what you see is what you get.

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If you ever feel despairing and hopeless, do you spread your "joy" around or keep it to yourself? At this point there aint no joy??

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Are you inclusive or exclusive? I hope inclusive.

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Where to hide that body...? Behind slightly oversize clothes.

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Please could you define what an Elizabeth Taylor cleavage is? The gap between to big piles of playdough.

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What do you prefer, reading nature or observing a book? The other way round.

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Have you ever entered a massage parlor, hoping for more than a massage? have you??

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Do you take your shoes of and go barefoot as soon as you arrive home? Yes.

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If looks could kill.... There would be no humans left on Earth.

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You look into the mirror and have no reflection. How do you respond? buy a new mirror.

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Male orgasmi like to mb. how can i climax with out ejaculating. can i squeeze my muscles. how many times can i do this If you feel down between your legs underneath the scrotum, you will feel some soft tissue, this is the line for your semen to travel to the penis. As you feel you are going to cum, place a finger over this pipe and press. You will feel the semen trying to get through but, as long as you keep the pressure on, it can't get there.

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What is the best Orgasm that u hav had? Aren't they all good?? Can you get better than good??

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I really need to replace my _______ soon before it quits working? Vibrator

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If you woke up tomorrow morning speaking with a new accent (and you couldn't help it), what would you want that to be? Same as yours and tell your husband to be quiet.

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Should this pilot be charged with manslaughter for killing Santa? See pic Oh you kill me. I reckon we should let him off this year as he was only standing in for a mate.

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Do you feel there is more to you than what others see? Well blush yes. Only of course if it is a very warm morning and the little thing is angry.

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Guys, do you want to tame your woman or would you prefer her to be already tame?....saving you the job!!! Why should she be tame instead of the agressor??

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You have a very interesting ______ ? (Please have fun and use as many words as needed) Body shape. Was the weight of the crane coming down on you anything to do with why your legs are protruding from your shoulders and your bottom (ass) is now situated in front of your mouth so, if I want to kiss you, I first have to kiss your. Notice to readers, this computer has broken down so you will have to put your own meanings to the last answer.

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When you dream about the perfect bed-mate, who do You 1st think about? Will he get on with the others in my bed. The dog, cat, lizard and all those tiny little things that get up into your hair and bite. Of course I suppose he will notice where the dog had her accident. Shouldn't worry him that much as I expect he will be on my side of the bed anyhow most of the night.

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How often do you clip your finger nails? When they become claws.

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I saw Santa and _________ kissing under the mistletoe ? (oh dear, it was not Mrs. Claus !) Rudolf.

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You have a very interesting ______ ? (Please have fun and use as many words as needed) left knee.

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What is something you do that always seems to make your pet act in the most adorable way? Feed her. If I really want some overboard affection, I don't feed her for a week or so. Then ask another friend to stroke her. Ah well, only three more friends to go. Oh, didn't I mention, cooochycooo is a twelve year old croc.

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Would you like one of these bumper stickers? LMAO!!!! All of em. I going out tomorrow to find some sort of vehicle that's got the room at the back for them. Then, I'm going to ring you and ask for half the cost. C'mon now, you put the idea into my head, now pay up.

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What should you expect from eating toast covered in mold will you get sick? I don't think so. Many years ago the bread was mostly coverred with mold due to the yeast factor and non refrigeration. I have eaten green bread and suffered no ill effects. Have you ever heard the stories about cheese? Check it out.

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Take a look at my name.Take a look at my profile.Tell me what you think about about me.Be truthful.Don't be scared.I can handle criticism. I know!!!! You are a little girl who needs her bottom spanking. The things you called yourself show you to be an inexperienced youngster trying to act tough. Maybe you have had sexual experiences, I bet they were with kids roughly your own age. Listen to this. You are fourteen, you come across as well educated. Actually, I would say you are a lot older than you say or, fishing for answers that...

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What is one color you would not paint your bedroom? Pink. The experts say pink takes away any aggrevation and makes a person feel placid. Well! I don't want that in my bedroom, I want aggrevation, lust, want and anything else that will take away the lack of decent shows on the telly.

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Do you go along to get along? or do you go along to get a little somethin? Well, we all know we can go along if there is something nice waiting at the end.

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When was the last time you have a truly profound epiphany? I don't know what an epiphany is but, it sounds good so, how long do I have to wait before I can have one????

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Does it matter if you matter or is it enough to just think you do? No. As long as nobody tells you.

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If jetpacks ever become the standard form of transportation...will we be needing designated lift off and landing areas? For some of our lady drivers (luv em) yes and very very big ones.

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Are you always you or do you shine, sparkle and gleam more when you are with others? Yes.

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Are you a good Fixer or do you have to keep repairing the same things over and over? Yes, I know where you are coming from. Something goes wrong in our household, I jump in with, I can fix that. Most times I can but, all the trips to the hardware store, plus paint to cover my little mistakes and the six weeks it takes for me to get everything back to normal it seems (according to my wife)it would have been better to get a tradesman in the first place. P.S. Especially when my...

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Do you have a Joy Jar? Are you usually so happy your "cup runneth over"? Or are you more often doleful? OHO. I have just finished an answer to you and now you hit me with this one. Maybe I can explain it by saying I am a Pessimist??. When something important is coming up, I will look on the down side. If the decision goes against me, it won't be so bad because I was expecting it. If the decision goes for me, I am delighted.

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How often do you think "why me"? or "woe is me"? Do you play the hand you were dealt with gratitude or spend your time wishing your cards were different? Oh Rosie. You know the answer to this because you practise it yourself. Why spend time worrying if you could have done better or, could have been dealt different cards? You have what you've got, make the most of it. You will find there are a huge amount of positives in your life, expand on them. Or something.

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How much fun do you have and how much fun are you to be around on a daily basis? Without boasting, My friends over the years have said,I'm like a ray of sunshine sent to brighten their day. Sounds soppy but I believe, if I can make one person smile each day, I am achieving my goal.

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If you wrote your autobiography, what would be a witty and/or appropriate title for it, and why? I have started mine and named it "WELL??" and started it with the sentence. "I was born at an early age??"

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Do you curious of like what being the opposite sex ..? Yes. None of us really know what the feelings of each sex is like. A male can't explain what his climax is like. He knows it is very nice but, he cannot really tell if it is the same as a womans. We cannot explain pain, nobody can except that it hurts. I would love to know what a female feels when in love, bearing a child, experiencing love for the first time. They say the female is...

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If sentenced to hang in public Would you rather hang In winter or summer? I don't much like your question but, I suppose the rope would be cold and stiff in winter. Then again the rope would have prickly bits sticking out in Summer. Maybe I would be wearing more clothes in Winter, which would make me heavier thus making things quicker. Soooory.

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Will you please answer this question with an incomplete sentence? I could but I.

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What is ten feet below you right now? If I was standing on a four foot high stage, that could be my resting place??

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Do you do what this kitty does when you get surprised? If that was my tummy you were tickling, I would make far better noises than that little kitten. Mine would along the lines of (trying to sound like a tough male) Arrrgh, oooh, riiiiiiight (hope your not looking at my mouth coz that goes into different shapes before) OOOOAWWWGHH Gawd, puff puff, gotta smoke love? Ooh gawd, that was good. What's that bloody kitten scratching and biting my...

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Real Christmas tree or imitation,which have you? Imitation. I don't know if tree's have feelings but, when I see people chopping little trees down for Xmas and after, throwing them into the bin, I feel bad. One time we bought a real tree for xmas, planted it way down the back. It now stands about forty foot high and we are as proud of it as can be. We use pretend trees now.

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What is on your list for Santa? I never answered your question. What is on my list? Taking this mans power, popularity, I could not ask for a better person to attempt to make my wish happen. Peace, love for all to all,well being for mankind (no matter what race, colour or creed) cures or abollishment of disease. All the World to come together to make this Earth the most wonderful place (it already is)for us to live for ever...

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Do you ever have a feeling that you just want to get away from everything, and be on your own for a couple of months? and if so what would you get out of it? WOW! Good question. I would say, time to think. Solitude, so only your own thoughts count. Time to assess your life, where it's been and was that good enough? Maybe some changes would make things better. Knock Knock. Who could be visiting me way out here, I had better answer it. Oh, hello Dear. Yes, I am all alone, ha ha, of course there are no young females hiding under my bed. No love, I...

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Analogy: Spoiled is lazy as humble is to_________. fear??

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Why is life so important? Because we don't know what death is like.

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_____ has never been so sexy Grandma

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Finger ___? Food.

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What would be one reason you would dropkick an old lady? (Be funny its just a funny question) If she turned into a football.

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On a scale of 1-10, How alert are you right now? Weeel, I worked hard today and am on my fourth cold refreshing white wine and. What was your question again?

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I am trying to start my own sex text and talk business. Does anybody know how to do that or where I can find a good job doing that. I have already worked for TBE, and I now work for papillon and also have worked for TAN. I am looking for more money. Help? First off. Are you an expert on sex? If yes, where did you get your training (I hope not at school)? Have you a diploma or license to practise? Hmmmm, I think not.

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Do parents who toss their kids into pageants or parents who put their girls on sites like http://www.dreamgirl-alina.com/?page=preview do their girls a disservice or help them boost confidence? Most of the kids seem to love it. Then we hear stories from some of them about how they are treated when out of the limelight. The few that I have seen look as though if they could nick off down to a girlfriends place to plays dollies etc they would.

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How do you handle bad news? As lightly as possible.

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How do you feel about people who talk about themselves in the third person? Like i'm coming second.

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What thrives on the stiky nectar of a pansey? Another pansey??

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What are you smiling at --------- NOW Right

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Father Christmas is? Coming soon. But Tel, sorry mate, you are not on his list. You've been a bad bad boy.

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What would be one reason you would punch a fish? (Be funny its just a funny question) If he was putting his scales on top of my scales making me a lot heavier.

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POLL: If you had to pick one - where would you live - by the mountains or by the oceans? The oceans. The air that travels across the ocean seems to be clear of pollutants and smells of the sea.

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How can i get a get a girl to suck my penis? Put a cherry on top????

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When you eat bacon, do you prefer it to be soft, crispy, or extra crispy? crispy. I hunted all over for the twist you usually manage to put in.

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Would you ever eat Rocky Mountain Oysters? What are they??? I was expecting the nice little slimy oysters. These things are huge. Oh, hang on, are they related to prairy oysters???? No thanks.

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How do you feel when you are in a rutt, ie: stuck, bored, "going nowhere." not physically though Rotten. I have been there a couple of times. The answer is to count the good things in your life, then the bad. Take the bad from the good. Check out the answer, make a decision on what you could do to go back to the way you were. Give yourself a shake, ask yourself if this is "IT" for you or would you like to love your life again. No matter how many rotten things are happening these...

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Could you just merely "settle" in life... or would you hold on to what you love and fight til the end, even if you knew you may never win? For a start, who gave you a minus, your question is a good one. We can settle as you say and be happy, go with the flow and have no worries. Pretty dull. We can have ideals, principles that we will fight tooth and nail to protect, knowing it's a lost cause. If there are no persons to fight for what they think is right, I wonder where we would be at this time???

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Can I easily poison your mind? Rony. Anybody could poison my mind coz it is sooo small and easy to get at. Put a half good subject up, a little persuation, a smile whilst you are doing it and there I am, poisened.

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Whats your favorite documentary? I don't know if i am on the right subject here. I like to watch Science, history and personal documentories????

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Did you fall inlove with the old guy? Sant Claus. Yes, when I was about five.

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I saw __________ kissing ______________? You-- Santa Claus.

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What is the oddest thing you have seen on sale in the classified ads? A persons life.

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Howdy? G'day.

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What do you wish you could spend today doing? Once again. I'm pretty old now so, I would like to be chasing bikini clad nubiles and every now and then, catching one. Oh for more viagra.

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So! Have you got it right now? No. I'm pretty old now and it looks as though my chances of getting it right are pretty slim.

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Do you say purse or handbag, (or something else)? purse.

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As you grow older, are you becoming more certain or less certain? Are things getting clearer or fuzzier? Are you finding more answers or more questions? Oh Rosie. My short time memory is in tatters. I can leave the kitchen to do something and by the time I am outside have completely forgotten what it was. I have a cereal for breakfast with a banana on top. The other day I sat down to brekky, a spoon in one hand and a banana skin in the other. It's funny, I can be reading a book, put it down, come back eight hours later, look at the page my...

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If you become scared, someone it threatening you, or you startled in some way, will you Fight or flight? This is a hard one. If someone is threatening you and you know them, it's not too bad, you can talk to them about the problem. If you don't know them, it can become scary. If it comes when you are walking home, it's dark and very late, not many people about and this person begins to get in your space. You need to very quickly count up your chances of getting out of this...

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Do you ever feel like the small dog in this video? LOL!!! I have a little dog, we go down to the beach each afternoon. She is happy while we are alone. As this is a dog beach there are others present and the big dogs rule the roost. I often have to fight off big dogs as they try to have their way with my youngster (who has had an operation) The owners of these monsters just stand back and watch as my little one is forced out into the surf as these...

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We had a law enforcement officer basically executed while sitting in his car. These morons thought it would be a good idea to sell a tshirt celebrating his death. What do you think? Y'know, this seems to be happening world wide. I read, many years ago, a test done with rats. Rats, Mum and Dad, grandmother and grandpa and a couple of kids (rats) were placed in a tank. Father rat had to work on a treadmill to earn rewards for the family. A couple of years went by. There were marriages among the young, the male fathers going to work as the father before them. Then the...

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Would you ever do this with a balloon? You won't believe this. I was just going to answer your question with, I wonder what he would do with a condom. Now, as you know, many a man has whispered, I would like to get right in there. Well, here's his chance.LOL

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I love you but______________ you are my sister.

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LMAO!! Would you ever get any of the tattoos shown on this video? Yes.

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Would you want to use one of these shopping carts? LOL!! Could you???

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Now that Oprah is quitting her talk show, who would NOT be a good replacement? (The more humorous the better!) The Pope???

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Would this toy creep you out? Maybe. Wouldn't it be great if they made a wife doll that did the same?????

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Anyone else agree that humans deserve extinction? Yes.

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Would you ever do this with a balloon? NO.

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If a person hurts someone, says they are sorry and it won't happen again, but they hurt either that person or another one again -- do they really feel guilt? No. They will do it again and again. I feel so sorry for the women who keep going back to these bastards until they are murdered.

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It went 'zoom' when it moved, 'bop!' when it stopped, and 'whr-r-r-r-r-r' when it stood still. I never knew just what it was...Do you? (lol) But I loved it just the same.

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I can't sleep...does anyone have any home sleep remedies that don't involve pills? Love.

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Ever been in the cinema and had people talk through the movie? Happened to me last night and the place erupted in a huge cheer when someone shouted for them to Shut Up! Why would someone pay to see a film and then talk through it ?? ANNOYING!! He may have been trying to talk her into something better after the movie was over. You should know how desperate these conversations can be, her saying no, he saying, why not, I have been taking you out since yesterday. So,as you sit there with the love of your life, knowing there could be a cuddle when you get home,think of this bloke, he's only doing what you did not so very long ago.

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Have you ever passed out on the bathroom floor or with your head resting on the toilet? Yes. A friend met me one very hot day when I had been working. He went to the local and came back with brandy, ice and soda water. Mixed them and gave me one.That drink was sooo good I went to the hotel and ordered another couple of mixes. Later that night as I rested my head on the side of the toilet bowl and vowed to never drink again, I swore that my stomach had left me. To this day, the...

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What is a SIMILE for referring to one is who hard to teach? Example: Teaching him/her to ____, is like trying to teach a MERMAID to do "the split!!!" try!!!!!!

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We humans do a lot of running during our lifetimes. Out of, into, away from and toward ....something. What kind of running do you do most often? Another kind Rosie. The kind that keeps we oldies on this Earth. A morning jog that makes one breathe a little faster than normal. If you can't run, a walk does the same thing, adds years to the life you love. C'mon, you know you love it.

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It is now sexist to call someone a fireMAN or policeMAN etc. How come the people who oppose those terms are not upset about being called huMANs? Good one Alec. That'll make em all think very hard.

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There are certain people whom you wouldnt want to meet in a dark alley! who would you LIKE to meet there? You. As long as you are big enough to protect me in case of muggers. There is another reason why I would like to meet you in said dark alley but, I don't know what gender you are and this may put a damper on the meeting.

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You find a wallet with £($)1200 in it but no I.D. - however there are some family photos in it. Do you hand it in to the police? (anyone ever found cash like this?) No. I have lost a wallet with $75.00 in it as well as documents I need, photo's I treasured, address's of dear friends that cannot be replaced and this will mean the breaking of contact with people from other countries. There are many things a lost wallet can contain that will never be able to be replaced.

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Have you counted your blessings? We don't really have to count our blessings coz we have as many as we need.

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Is there such a thing as riches of the destitute? Explain. Could it be the feeling of love. We can't all be rich, we are not all poor. Rich or poor, we all have feelings. I think the love of the destitute is one of the purest loves there is. We have nothing but each other. I can't buy you a christmas present but, I will let you know how much I love you in many different ways. You can't buy me a christmas present, I don't need one,...

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Do you like gentle people? Are you one of them? Actually I'm a violent person, have been all my life. I am short in stature and maybe have had to fight to survive or I have a little man complaint. I love to be soft, with animals, people I like who need some love. I feel warm when I am with people who understand the feeling. My doctor is a lady. When I visit I feel the warmth,love, she is able to give to her patients and that is how I...

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How do you start a new life when things are so bad, you cant find a job, you have to file bankruptcy, you had medical problems, you are homeless, and the woman you loved has left you, immigration problems, Where do you begin to pick up the pieces? I'm sorry to say this, are you afraid of heights, can you take tablets easilly, do you have any trouble with exhaust fumes. If you say no to these questions, I have to say, I'm sorry, I can't help you.

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What is on your list for Santa? Please Santa, my chimney has been cleaned, so it will be easy for you to visit us. The girls stockings are hanging on the mantlepiece, your supper is waiting for you at the end of the passage in front of you. I do hope you will not be late delivering all the presents after leaving here. Just how long does it take for you to get out of all that gear?? chuckle chuckle and how long does it take...

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Would you say this woodpecker is really brave or just plain stupid? LOL!! See video Well done little woodpecker but, I think you were beating your little life against something much bigger than you. Humans would have been given medals for what you tried to do.

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LMAO!! Would you ever get any of the tattoos shown on this video? Luv em. Just think, if the missus had some too, it would save reading in bed.

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Whats usually the first thing that pops into your head when you wake up in the morning? hope nobody is in the toilet??

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What will you take to your grave with you? The awful things I did over my lifetime so nobody will know about them.

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JJ Johnson, Urbie Green or Tommy Dorsey? Why? Because Tommy had a far better sound.

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What stop you from ending it all? being a nice type of person I won't end it all because I owe too much money.

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Why am I always right? I'm not really. If something doesn't seem logical to me, I will ask 'Are you sure?'. Usually I get back, well what do you know about it? I say I don't know very much about it but, to me it doesn't sound logical. I don't have very many friends left??

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Does anybody know what type of fruit this is and is it edible? Taste it??

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Why do drunk/intoxicated people always take their shirt off and want to fight? That's easy. They don't want them to be torn.

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Which 50's classic starts"I'm so young and your so old"? OOOOH Dianna.

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What is on your list for Santa? I hope your list is not too heavy and the chimney is clean. What do I see here? 1, 2, 3, stockings, all in a row. This family must be very neat, I hope there is something here for me to eat. Ohho, look here on the kitchen table, a large glass of ale, some cake which, I hope, I can prevail. I follow the passage to Mothers room which is in darkness or deep gloom. I see a shape, there, upon the...

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How will Christmas and New Year be for you this year? I just hope my Christmas and New Year this year is happy and safe. Is there any reason why it shouldn't be???

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Fill in the gap: "You think this is hard, try ______________ that's hard"? my willy,

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Green Jello or Red Jello? Aha! You invite the girl who is looking at you S/o and feed her green jelly (laced with all sorts of laxettitives, oils and anything else you can think of) Give it half an hour, wait till you see her talking to your bloke, sneak up behind her and burst the biggest balloon then jump back quickly (to save your clothes getting stained). Serve him red jello, lean over him as you serve and whisper...

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Noted atrocities, overall the Rwanda genocide, The Killing Fields od Vietnam, or the Rape of Nanking aka Nanjing Massacre, which was the worse, and which was the worse on a scale of sheer viciousness? Good question but, too deep for this site, sorry.

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Agree or disagree: Body builders look fantastic? Do you mean car body builders??

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Why do my fingers swell when I come in from a cold day? Coz you have shut them in the door and they were too cold for you to know.

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What does the Queen of England smell like? Pretty hard to tell as there are not many who get close enough to take a whiff.

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If there were eyeglasses available that would allow you to see things as others see them, would you try them on? We look at the same world and see it so differently. Aren't you curious about how others see it? What a wonderful thought. I have never thought of anything like this. Imagine how things would change, thoughts of war wouldn't have to exist. Oh, now I'm lost for words. Let the Governments around the World look at this aspect of mhow to achieve World peace. I would like to give five hundred points for this question but, alas, can only give five.

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If all religious differences were reconciled or if there were no such thing as religion, what impact would that have on the wars that engulf our world? Answer from a novice religionary. I would say,NO. Religion seems to me to be an excuse used for the wars. Look back to the Cavemen, they fought. Country's fought other Country's. Tribes fought other tribes. Although the wars we are experiencing between the Holy country's seem to be the most bitter and cruel than the wars in older times and I think will go on forever. I wonder...

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If we switched places for a day, would it be easier for me to be you or you to be me? I like this sort of question. Could you live without any refinements like TV. central heating, a motor car, a bank account, nice clothes? If you can live without these things then you could swap with me quite easilly. It may be harder for me to be you. Would the people you live with mind a person who has no domestic talents, doesn't wash or shave etc. Drinks cheap liquor to excess and...

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Is roller rink skating just as popular now as it was in the 80's? Where I live it is still very popular.

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Do you think there is a possibility in the near future that we will actually design a machine that will teleport us to the other side of the galaxy? Definitely. Maybe it won't be during our lifetime but, it will come.

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I am 27, lately I've come to the realization that I have a victim mentality. What would you to in order to help yourself take accountabilty for your actions? Why do you say victim mentality? I suppose at sometime or other we all have to have a look at ourselves, to judge what we think our behavior, actions have accomplished over the last few months. Are we popular, if we are, why?? Are we unpopular? Are we happy the way we present ourselves to others. Do others seem to be happy whbilst in our company. Do we receive calls regulary to be asked to join...

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what is the meaning of life? My thoughts are, on this subject, we could be genetically engineered. I think about how far we (humans) have travelled in such a short time. When I look back to the cave man I think, why would this man have wanted to better himself. Apparently, he had the means to feed himself, clothe himself and find somewhere to sleep out of any bad weather. One bright morning he decides to invent fire, to...

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Have you ever... Lived throuh a time SO INSANELY AWESOME that it fills your head for months afterwards, so awesome that you would do almost anything to live it over again? Could this be called a Honeymoon??

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Have you ever been so upset with something you've done banging your head on a wall seems like a good idea? Oh, have I ever. I wonder, does it do any good??

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What is the average production or yieod of the rubber tree per acre for the 1st , 2nd and 3rd years of tapping? nil.

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What if I put you in leather & strap you down to that chair? Tie you up and wrap you with a bow on top and send you in a cargo box to your parents with an apple in your mouth and a cork screw pig tail taped to your butt? They would say, Oh, here you are again, same old clothes. Why don't you try to come up to the modern way to dress? Any how, glad to see you luvvy.

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Does gratitude change attitude? I suppose it would. If I was angry with you and showed attitude that would be pretty normal. If I was angry with you and you showed compassion, instead of attitude, I could show gratitude. I think??

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Why is it that when you're in a hurry time seems much slower and you never seem to catch up all that day? No. I think when you are in a hurry, time seems to go faster.

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Shut the ________ up? I'm trying to__________? f---k sleep.

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Anyone for sex on msn?? :) Maybe? I'm not sure how to do it though.

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Is "2012" the best get laid date movie ever? LOL! See video! Now there's a video I can connect with. I wonder if my viagra tablets will hold out.

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Guys are born horny! See video. LOL!! Do you think this is proof? I'm ashamed, how could you be so low as to screen my baby pictures?? I would like all to know, I have improved since then and only have sex with teddies.

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Would you watch this cooking show? (warning: strong language and content). I could go along with that. I'm not very hungry at the momen t but, promise I will be back soon to have dinner with you.

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Would you hire this guy to be a private eye for you? See pic. I suppose I could as nobody would believe he was working.

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Can this happen to you if you pick your nose too much? See pic Whoaaaa, I've just been cured of what I thought, was a private investigation.

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I made a chicken salad sandwich with lots of cashews mixed in. Anyone want one? Do cashews and chicken mix ok???

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What is wrong with this picture? Good one once again.

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Is this guy the guru of Facebook? Keep em coming. You are keeping me alive by making me laugh. At this rate I should live until 200.

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Would you want a faucet like this? LOL!!! Would it shrink on cold mornings???

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If a cop came up to you with this particular breathalyzer, would you do it? Laugh.

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Is marriage like a horse race? See video. Trust me, you will love this one. OOOh my girl, are you reinstated, yes, yes, yes.

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Do you think this is going to be a successful business? See pic. Yep, have to agree with whoever, nothing came through. Goodness girl, five thousand good ones and now you've flopped.

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Welcome to ______. What goes in the blank? my parlour. Who said this???

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For a petite woman to avoid stretch marks while pregnant what works best, or what is best to do? I'm a bloke. Girls, follow my stratergy, I have had five children and not a stretch mark. The thing is, let someone else do the carrying for you.

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Ice is nice. What are some reasons why? It makes my drinks nice and cold, it makes parts of me numb when some medical person wants to hurt me. There are other varieties of ice that I don't know much about. I've heard they can make you seem awfully stupid, carefree when you shouldn't be and can kill you as quick as this

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My _________ itches. seven year --- are getting mworse by the day.

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People with depersonlization disorder do they still masturbate? Don't kid yourself, everybody masturbates at some time in their lives.

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At what age and how did you discover an orgasm? Age fourteen, in the family home toilet. It just seemed to flow naturally, I went to the toilet, for some reason ,started to fiddle with the willy, reached climax before I knew what was going on. Whoooo, WOW, I thought I was going to die, never before in my life had I experienced anything like this. Visits to the toilet became just about as often as the clock chimes. I could not believe...

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Would this commercial make you want to buy this product? LMAO!!! Ahhh, It's hard to write after watching that. Yes, yes, I would buy that product and have a smile while I did it. Thankyou again.

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What's something that is good with milk? Mums teat.

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When you were little, what's one thing you would have called "yucky or gross"? My nappy's.

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Anybody seen my keys?? Where could they have gone? To that little key place that nobody knows about. If you have the patience to wait, they will pop up right in front of you.

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If Macaulauy Kulkin's life on Home Alone(the movie) became part of your life, how differently would you have handled everything he did? Macaulauy's bottom should have been smacked very early in the game.

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Could you really be comfortable in a bedroom like this? OhO, Lead me to it. I'll even buy some new undies so as to not disgrace myself.

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If you had 10 seconds to deside what would you pick? 10,000 days living in a manchine or 10,000 days on a cruise 10,000 days on a cruise?? Where are you going? 10,000 days in a machine which could supply me with anything my heart desires. If you were me, what would you choose?

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For guys who go commando (don't wear underwear), do you shave or trim part or all of your pubic region? Gawd!!! How short are your shorts????

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For WOMEN who have endured. . . . .or are enduring NOW. . . . . . . .a failed relationship, I always like to recommend them watching the movie, "The Mirror Has Two Faces", with Barbra Streisand and Jeff Bridges! The turn-around is GREAT! What's YOURS? Milleniom. Careful girl, you are showing your age here.from a bloke.

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Do you buy lottery tickets on a regular basis? How much do you spend weekly? $20.00

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Cynicism. A mood or a life philosophy? The latter.

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Do you share your exact date of birth, with anyone famous? 14/01/1937. You tell me.

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How far away from you is the nearest beach? In which direction (N, E, S, W)? 500yrds west of me.

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What's something you probably would NOT say, while getting robbed? I've taken a photo of you on my cell phone so smarty pants you are going to get caught.

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What's something you probably would NOT say, while getting robbed? Hey, you haven't looked in my back pocket yet.

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Would you lick a hobo's butthole for five million dollars? As a hobo myslf, I don't thinki I could reach. Not a good question but, for your sake I answered it.

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What wouldnt you change about your life? Nothing??

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Could you turn off all the lights in your house with all your magical powers? ;) No. But would one finger do??

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There is no red wire, no blue, only black. Cut any one of them and the device blows, try and remove and the device blows. What do you do? Wake up.

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What are the ethical pros and cons of withdrawing all healthcare treatment and research, and diverting funding to long-term and palliative care? Good, as long as you can get palliative care without the Doctors say so. The doctors say, while there is life, there is hope. You say, I give up, we will put Grandma into palliative care and the law will say, Oh no you don't. She is still alive so we must keep trying to keep her that way. Someday, an answer to this sort of thing will come, until then we have to fight for our Oldies to have...

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Does an er spaniel really need a cock in it? Clever question. I had to look at it for sometime to get the gist. An Er spaniel doesn't sound very exciting, wheras, A Cocker Spaniel has a certain ring to it. Take Peacock for instance, sounds a lot better than peahen Eh????

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If someone called someone else insane, would you be able to say, "I concur in the category that it takes one to know one."? No. If I was insane, how the hell would I know if any other person was insane???

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What do you do when you don't want to sleep? Think of answers for AB.

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What would walk a mile for? One of your smiles. To quote Al Jolson.

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Girls have you ever squatted to pee in the shower? You don't have to, just stand unless your s/o is below you. Then you have to aim.

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When might smaller, be better? OHO, the mind boggles about the answers I could give. Even the mildest one would have me banned fro AB for many years. I will try this one. A baby about to be born.

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Why do so many people not give points for questions they answer? Yes, it's a pity. We answer to the best of our knowledge and they haven't the GO in them to either answer or make a comment. I am thinking of making a list of those who don't answer so I don't bother with their questions.

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What do you think of this picture on the link? http://www.facebook.com/home.php?#/lana.gannon?ref=name Lana looks to be a very pretty young lady who shows expression through her face. If I ever become fifty years younger due to some miracle or other I will definitely be looking her up.

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Did the US have forensics during the days of the wild wild west? If so, what was the extent of the forensics used? Did it have any real crime fighting ability at all? The only forensics they had in those days was how big the hole was.

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Do you say hello to everyone you meet on the street in the supermarket ect? I talk to people who are near me in, doctors surgery's, shopping marts, anywhere, My philosophy is, If I can make someone laugh, or smile each day, I have made their lives and mine better, even if it is only for a couple of minutes.

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If you could say something to someone special that is not with you now..what would you say? You were the light of my life. We met, we loved, had children, then you left. My life went with you. Everyday, for all these years, I have thought of you, loved you, missed you. I know now, our paths will never cross again yet, if they did, I would tell you my love has only grown stronger. My love for you will never die, no matter how long we are apart. Nigh nigh Sandra my love, sleep tight.

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What are the initials of someone very special to you? MWAlC. If she doesn't know what this means, the next step is divorce.

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What's one thing your dad often did/or/does say? My Dad of many years ago, told me 'If you don't stop doing that you will go blind'. All these years later, I have gone deaf, I wonder what caused this?????

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What are some good reasons NOT to get a tattoo? They tell me the Police can catch you easier if you are tattoed. Somtimes the tattooist is not as clean as they should be and you get an infection which not only makes you sick but ruins the tatt you wanted.

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How offten do you clean the windows of your home? not often. I use bore water for my garden and some of it hits the windows. Once a month I use hydrochrolic acid (used in swimming pools) painting it on thinly. in seconds I have beautiful clean windows.

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Do you think you can draw well, would you like to? I would love to. Even my stick figures look fat.

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What was the last thing a doctor gave you stitches for? Would you believe, eighty seven stitches for my circumcision and I was only three days old. grrrrr.

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Who thinks that dog the bounty hunter and his crew look like they just stepped out of redneck quarterly? They just stepped out of something and you are right,it would have to have a redneck title, or something.

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Wouldn't it improve the clutter on your feedback if items were to delete after being dealt with? Yep. Agree with you all the way.

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Can you park your car better than this guy? Yes, but my wife can't. She backed out of our garage (which has an electric door) before the door was fully opened.

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Can you describe yourself with just one word that starts with the letter "T"? Oh blush, you asked for it. Terrific!!!!

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What are some good reasons NOT to get a tattoo? Coz it hurts and is expensive.

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What were the last color of eyes that you really noticed and what made them stand out ?) I'm not sure of the colour but, they were sure standing out, way out, then I saw the rope and immediately knew.

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What are your thoughts on people who just seem to need to feel they are always right? What do you mean, feel, they are always right. We males (especially the married ones) know we ARE always right. Wives (luv em) are always telling us (males) what to do, how to do it, when to do it and this is not only for sex. You (man) go to paint something. She comes along,'Have you rubbed it down?' Is that the colour I told you to use? You know I said I didn't want gloss....

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What's the most impressive view you've seen in person? I'm afraid mine is not such a good one. I had to be present when the U.K. experimented with the A bombs in Australian territories. A sight never to be forgotten. Sadly.

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Have you ever been in situation where you had to do something that you absolutely didn't want to do? Well you American so an so. It came about when my Wife ( a non swimmer) fell into a pond(puddle, pool, bundle of water) and was drowning. I, a very good swimmer, stood watching???????

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Would you rather be a few cards short of a full deck or have to much junk in the trunk? Oh a very good question (you are clever)no, I've got a full deck thank you but, Way way too much junk in the old trunk.

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Would you be so kind to shine your own halo tonight, i'm just to tired? I'm sorry to have to tell you this, but, after last night yours has slipped and is out of my reach.

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Can you name something that is "delicate"? My heart. A lesson females should learn at an early age. Don't say NO all the time. We males ask you to let us do things for you (did you notice, I said FOR)to make you feel nice and you say NO. We are only trying to DO the right things, you know.

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If you could choose one instrument to be able to play really well, what one would you choose? The little flute that the fella played to take all the rats away. We could use it to take the Pollies away.

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Whats the difference between you and Barrack Obama? Err, ahh, would you believe----- colour??????

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If you could do what you wanted too everyday, what would that be? As a red blooded male my answer has to be (shhhhh)relaxing with a good book.

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Nothing is sexier than___________. an ABer named Bazza. Blushing in embarrassment even though he knows its true.

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What are the best and worst things about being a woman? A male answer. Being female you know you are always going to be supported by a loving male. I suppose the thought of never being able to come up to the male level of intellect, beauty of body (six pacs and all that)and earning capabilities. Hmmmm, that's about all.

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Ugh! How can you even sleep at night?! I was worried but now thar you are going to sleep with me I reckon I can handle it. Can you???

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You are shrunk to the height of a nickel and your mass is proportionally reduced so as to maintain your original density. You are then thrown into an empty blender. The blades will start moving in 60 seconds. What do you do? Prepare to blend..

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Okay, this always triggers something different in each persons mind when they smell it so...what does the smell of freshly cut grass remind you of? I don't really know. To take a guess, cleanliness. Somehow it feels so fresh and clean, yep, cleanliness for me.

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Pizza Delivery Guys: The Lonely House wife seducing the pizza guy is a porn movie cliché. Has this ever happened to you? I was twelve, an apprentice electrician. My boss left me on a job while he went elsewhere. I had to put a power point into a house. I did this and was packing up my gear when the lady of the house called out to me. Not knowing where she was, I walked cautiously up the passage, looking left and right. As I reached the front of the house she called me again, there was only one room here and it...

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It has come to my attention that "CHRIST" is no longer appreciated in "MAS".....I say..put your opposing opinion where the sun does not shine!! and if the life out WEST does not appeal to you, then GO HOME!!!!!!!!!! Moonie. I think I know what you are saying. Here in Australia our hospitals are having to change the menu's to suit some. Our local swimming pools have to close twice a week so these 'some' can bathe without we 'Infidels ' looking at us. Our kids in kindergarten are not allowed to have the nativity scene played coz igt may upset the 'some'. Our women are sluts...

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What are the initials of someone very special to you? A very big R. followed by a very big S. And to give you a clue, the answer is not, a very big arse. gawd, RS could be in trouble if these rejuvinating tablets work.

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Who is god? Hey, hey. What sort of question is this?? Where have you been for the last couple of thousand years Youngun. I'll tell you (free of charge) He's the bloke who lives up there in the sky, his brother (the bad one) lives down below. The choice is yours, up. or down???

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Can I get rid of spiders by sprinkling Baking Soda on their webs and around my house? You could get rid of the spiders and most probably the rest of us.

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When was the last time you did the "Time Warp"? I think, no, I am sure it was when I accidently miscounted how many glasses of the good stuff I had had.

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When is it a bad time to hear, " Holy crap you want to do what ?" When my mother is preparing a bed for us as we are staying overnight.

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If i put a blindfold on you and gave you a bite of a red delicious apple, a sip of water, and then a bite of a gala apple, do you think you would really know the difference? No. Because being so close to you makes my mind go all thingy, I begin to tremble, sweat and you ask me if one apple tastes the same as another??????

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Would you ever put one of these in your yard? LOL!! Oh if only I could???

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Do you believe what you perceive or are you always on guard, skepticle, suspicious? In one way I will believe what I see. Never, will I believe what I hear, if it comes from somebody's mouth. So and rightly so, I half believe what I see, don't believe what I hear unless it comes as an explosion or whatever. Y'know, reading back on what I have just written, it's a wonder I have lived as long as I have. Maybe they would say, leave him alone, he hasn't...

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I have just adopted a 9 month old girl cat, who is declawed. She is very agressive and angry. No one can pick her up, and if you do have her and you move around she starts to growl and hiss. Her eyes have been dialated since we got her. Don't push her. Feed her what she seems to like. Make a nice place for her to sleep and talk to her whenever you have the time. One day, out of the blue she will jump up onto your lap while you are watching tv or whatever. That will mean she has accepted you as her slave and will put up with you as long as the good things keep happening.

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Do you ever listen to music by Beethoven? Love it.

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Have you ever heard of someone that played with their thing so much that they had to go see a doctor because they may have broke something? A friend of mine told me he did it so much. And now his wii wii hurts. Then you must have heard about the fella who, at his bucks party, broke his willy. He was afraid to tell the brand new wife to be so didn't say anything. The night came, the wedding was over, they were in the hotel room all alone. It was the time for love. The new wife removed her gown, undid her bra, dropped one side of it down. See husband, my breast, never seen by man before. She...

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Why do buddhist pray to buddha when he told them not to? Well you know what kids to when you tell them not to.

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Why do people believe in reincarnation? is it true that if you kill a pig you return as a pig? so if you want to return as a rich man?? just curious... Aw c'mon??? The World would be full of millionaires and beautiful women.

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¿Puedes hablar español? Si

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Have you ever been caught in a very embarrassing situation? Yes. My grandson (17 years at the time)and I were batching. I was sitting in the lounge room watching tv, he was having a shower. I got an itch in my nether regions and was scratching it when he re'entered the room. Oh' sorry he called and backed quickly out of the room. I think I know what he thought I was doing but, didn't feel like confronting him about it. I told my wife when...

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Are babies always cute? I was and still am.

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I am really thankful for my ______(Fill the blank) Ab friends, especially Bazza

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What is the first thing that comes to your mind when I say "NO!!"? My wife??

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What has a handle? A young girl began working in a brush making factory. Three weeks after she started, she went to the supervisor of her department and told him she would have to leave her job. Of course, he asked why? She, very demurely, pushed her panties down to reveal some pubic hair. 'Since I have been working here, I have grown these'. The Supervisor laughed, not to worry young lady, look at...

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What might someone need a knife for? To cut my umbilical cord??

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What's one thing (non-sexual) that YOU really Like doing? trying to find out if there are any other things I would like to do if they were nonsexual. My answer is NO!!!!!

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What's the 1st "thing" you remember being obsessed with? getting out of my mother after nine months of eating only what she wanted to, drinking only what she wanted to, being pushed to another positition when all I wanted was to stretch my legs and her not PUSHING hard enough when I wanted to get out.

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What's one famous person named Barry, or Bill? Bill Cody.

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What's the 1st thing you think of when someone says "I can't wait to get a bite of that!"? A very rude answer. Answer- I had better put my panties back on. Of gawd, maybe a six month sentance.

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A special treat for ME would be ________? if you would just shutup for awhile please.

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Can you name a song you are sick of, and by who? Frank Sinatra-- I did it my way

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Would you ever crawl under a horse like this lady did? Of course. We only have to go back to what the modern people say "Shit happens"

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What would be an odd thing for someone to do, naked? Model a three piece suit.

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What's one word, that describes people that YOU usually DO NOT get along with? Wives.

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What do you think of when I say the word: WAR? Saturday night when I come home after out team wins.

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What picture(s) do you have in your wallet or purse right now? Shhhhh, my girlfriends. If the wife isn't wearing her glasses (I have stuck them over my drivers licence) she thinks they are pictures of me.

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What parts of your life have the internet affected? Well, it's blown the time the wife and I spent watching her programmes, the time when she would tell me of all the things I wasn't, compared to other men in the street. How I made her feel when I told the ladies sewing club to piss off and when I upset the other husbands when I told them to look after their own lives and not interfere in mine. She has gained more friends (sympathetic)...

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Would you have sex with your cousin, if the mutual attraction was their? Me again. This subject, plus the answers should be on Adult AB. I have come to know there are people of school age on this site and the tone of what is being expressed is not good. C'mon ABers, let's lift our game eh???

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Are you a superstitious person, and if so how? I do not walk under ladders.

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In your opinion, who is the most hated person on Earth? No, afraid it would be wrong of me (and you) to make any decisions on what you have asked.

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Never underestimate the power of ________. A babies nappy.

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What is better a baby in a diaper or a lizard in your toilet I would have to say, a lizard in the toilet coz if you scooped him out he would go away. Now we all knows what's in a diaper is there for good until some brave person empties it.

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Emma Peel or agent 99? Oh a good question. I loved Emma, she would be a leader. The agent was sooo soft and nice, if you weren't doing it right would forget your name and say 'Maaax??? No, can't split em. Soooory.

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Are the eyes truely the gateway to the soul in your opinion? Yes, unless they keep one shut.

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In your opinion, what does the end signify? What comes to mind when saying the end? Well! After studying the human for a couple of minutes I can say inconclusably, the 'end' means I won't be doing that anymore today. To make my point better, my spelling of unconclusilly means the END of my chances in the local spelling bee.

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I wish people could see that I am.... Different.

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What sent is your body wash? A special B/o male stink after a hard days work. I have decided to use this as it can only get better as time goes on. People will get used to my smell, I won't have to buy stuff to try to hide it and I won't have many friends which will save me money coz I won't be asked to go anywhere. This means I can sit back, watch the telly and smell away to my hearts content without any...

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Are fairies good or bad? The little ones I see in my garden (after a few wines)are quite nice, the tooth fairy is very good but, sometimes fairy blokes can be scary???

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Olge, Svetlana, Elena, which is more to Russia like Mary is to the US? Elena sounds like a strong Russian name to me. She would have muscles on her, 'well, we won't go into that. Definitely Elena.

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A strange portal leading to another world just opened up in my living room. What is on the other side? The tax office.

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Have you ever worn lingerie while on AB?=D Now that I have see through internet I have had sooo much fun watching those who give and answer questions. Some of the things they wear and don't would make the Devil himself blush.

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What have you hid in a safe place, and now....YOU can't find it? Last years easter eggs.

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Can you see me right now ..? Yes. You really should do something about that wart on your inside leg. Oh, hold on. Oh, I am so sorry, the wart was your husbands willy. Would you please aplogise to him for me.LLLLOOOOLLLL

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How much of your heart is filled with compassion? I had a look at mine today, very interesting, I saw it (heart) pumping away, valves opening and shutting, blood going this way and that. Like the bloke counting the animals on Noahs ark, there were no little horses with rods sticking out of their foreheads and no compassions floating about in mine.

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What's one thing that tastes good to YOU? peanut butter.

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What's crunchy? turn the eyes away all decent people. Answer. Her knickers the morning after.

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What's one thing you just hate about your girl/guy? When she thinks she, as a female, could possibly know more than me. I attended school right up to the fifth grade, so there.

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I am looking to by Video Games fun for the whole family, I have the wii and that is it, I am looking for games that are fun and exciting, like the Game super smash brothers, Divorce made easy and how to get over it, by, One who did it and never did.

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Which section of the video store would your life story be found? In the cleaners closet.

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How can you tell Aunt Clara's wearing remote control panties during Thanksgiving dinner? Coz everytime the lights are turned down so do her knickers. The people in her street laugh when the use their electric garage doors, push the down and her knickers follow. Of course her husband has a different problem, he has an electronic penis erector. Every time a neighbour opens his electronis garage door up comes Aunt Clara's husbands penis. The other way, when Clara's husband...

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Are you sore right now? Yair, but I was done by that thunder man thor.

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What does semen taste like? How about you tell us later.

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What is your favorite blond, brunette, redhead, or any other color hair joke? Two girls, a blonde and a brunette working in an office. Friday, a lad enters with a boquay of flowers for the Brunette. She signs for them and gives a big sigh. The blonde asks why? The Brunette tells her. These flowers mean I will have to spend the weekend on my back with my legs open. The blonde asks sympathetically. Oh, don't you have a vase???

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When you go to bed do you keep a bottle or glass of water in your bedroom? Yes. As a spinster for many many years I have been waiting for a man (any man gawd) and have kept a glass of water handy. (in case he gets a fright when he see's me before I put my nightie on) Then again, he might have to take some of those pilly things, I think thehy are called viahard or something like that. If he hasn't heard of these awful things, not too worry, I've got a...

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Would you like to be on the same diet as this guy? See video . . . . bizarre! I wonder if he has ever felt a little prick???

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What do you look like? I am pretty dim I know. What is the meaning or trick to WHAT DO YOU LOOK LIKE? It has been on here for soo long and has soo many answers I feel I not catching what it is about.

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Women, what kind of penises do you like? I'm a bloke. How many different kiinds are there????

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Is it wrong for a woman to watch porn to help get aroused. I'm married , but after a long time, it's hard to keep the spark alive and need some help. I hope this doesn't sound too terrible I'm a bloke, I know what you mean, I think. I've watched porn, maybe the wrong ones but, they don't seem to get me going as I have done the things they show. Between you and me, I sometimes wonder if we changed places, would that be a turn on? Thinking about the preparations, dressing, colouring etc, could be a turn on before arranging how thye act was going to be performed....

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Ladies, What is the longest time a guy licked your pussy? Gawd, I didn't know you had to time it?

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My daughter and her friends are playing "Sing Star"...is there a subtle way to say STOP!!!! Hi Kids, yooohooo kids. No I don't want to spoil your fun. It's just that I have a phone call, something to do with Mums and Dads wanting to talk about whether their little girl is behaving herself. Oh, what should I tell them????

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Would you ever use this "welcome" mat? Shemarq!! I thought we had lost you. Yep, you are still up to your very good thingies. Keep it up, coz when you do, you keep us smiling.

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What music do you like out of your parents collection? They were trying to waltz to a rock'n'roll song.

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If you were to stand in the middle of nowhere...what would you scream? Moooooooooooooonie.

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What's the last song you listened to? Ave Maria. Beautiful.

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What all do you use WD40 for? To make it easier to undo my nuts.

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Michael Buble,Harry Connick or 'Ol Blue Eyes,which is your choice? Michael.

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What is the first thing that comes to your mind when I say "NO!!"? Hmmmph. I had forgotten to bring my Viagra anyhow.

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What might someone need a knife for? Cutting hers or her s/o's toenails.

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Would you like to be on the same diet as this guy? See video . . . . bizarre! I can see it now. He gets a letter saying he is to attend the outpatients clinic. Where, the local junkyard. I would wonder if he was lacking iron in his diet, would he have to worry about rust.

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What do you look like? I like the one where you are wearing a yellowy sort of swim suit. It shows there are some very good things under there.

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MEN: Would you be terribly disappointed if your wife or significant other told you they PREFER boring cotton pajamas to those "frilly", lacy, see-throughie, doll baby thingies (which, by the way, really ARE . . . . . . . .UNCOMFORTABLE)? No. Of course not. let her be comfortable without all that boring stuff. She'll only be in them for a little while anyhow. Hope they fit up over her head???

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If you have a dog/cat how offten do you give them fresh water? Fresh water, Why? Just because they give us unadulterated, joyful love in return, shoud we look after them? Could it be the pure unselfish love without asking for anything in return they give us that we should return that love with a small bowl of fresh water and some tasty bikkies to chew on while we are away. Does the mad excitement when we return say, thank you for looking after me?? No, it...

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I am so tired of everyone that gets offended by "Merry Christmas" and expect us to say "Happy Holidays". What do you think? This video explains it very well. . . . . Go for it, sounds good so must be good.

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Do you comment every time you rate an answer? yes. Shouldn't I?

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Can you multi task? Yep, what task were you thinking of??

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Someone walks in your bedroom (not your S/O) while you are naked. Is it your problem or theirs? First things first. Is it a problem???

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Can you name something shiny? A mans bald head.

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Would you ever use this "welcome" mat? Can you send me twenty or thirty of them.

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Lady's, what style, color, type, of pantys makes you feel open to sexual fun? None.

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Why do i like to fuck women wearing panties that are sexy and silky? How do you when they are wearing pants, goodness gracious, don't you people know what is what.

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How many Thongs do you own? At last count five, I had six????

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How old were You when you did it....!! Eighteen, sob.

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If YOU had your own talk show, Who from anyone would you ask to be your co-host, if you HAD to pick someone? Angelina.

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Would you go to this guy's concert? LMAO!!!! (see video). Bullsh

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Who makes your pulse race, your heart pound, and also makes you feel as if you have butterflies in your stomach? Myself, when I'm exercising.

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My niece as just been told that she shouldn't give her 6month old baby a dummy teat because it could give him a speech impediment....Now,wasn't there millions of us brought up with dummy teats,but how many people do you know with a speech impediment? A lot of rubbish. Ignore ti.

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What can keep you pleasantly occupied for hours? Reading.

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What goes through your mind during sex? Sex.

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When making a cup of tea/coffee do you put the milk in first or last? First coz it makes no difference.

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What is the first thought that comes to mind when you hear the word, fair? There is today, no such word.

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What do you think of when I say the word: POLITICS? naivety and if that's not spelt correctly, silliness.

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How can I be sure you're not lying? Same as I'm not sure about you.

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Fill-in: I would really like some______right now. Knowledge????

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What is the first word you think of starting with the letter L? lemon. But why???

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Is there a way to freeze fresh Garlic? Right. Peel the garlic, place it in a jar, top the jar up with olive oil, add some chili oil if you like. Seal the jar and store it in a cupboard. Anything else you want to know, call Bazza.

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What one room in your home, are you most comfortable in? The smallest room.

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What's one thing you never like to see someone else do? try to be me.

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You step on a scale; what's the 1st thing that comes to mind? I hope the fish is alright.

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What's one thing that is sometimes hard to start? A romance.

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What famous person would you like to seduce you? She already has. Angelina.

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What's disgusting? Some of your questions.

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What's one thing that breaks easily? A heart.

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What's something you like, that starts with the letter 'S'? Ha ha, suspense.

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In the summer, what might someone find in your backyard? A pile of sunburned skin.

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What's a good sport for individuals, instead of teams? hoppy.

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What would be a really bad place to go on a 1st date? A bridal shop.

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What's the 1st one you think of when you hear someone say "I need a drink"? So do I.

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If you were told the outside of you home must be either cream and hunter green colors or white and baby blue colors, which would you choose and why? I think I would committ suicide.

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If you were rich what would you do with all the money Probably be like all the other rich people, hoard it.

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What's the first thing you notice when you go to a new friend's house? The happiness they show because you have come to their home, which they are very proud of.

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How much do you enjoy shopping for christmas? Not as much as I used to. It doesn't seem the same somehow as it used to be. lots of killing things and I feel, lots of junk.

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What is the last two digits of your phone number? 60

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How often do you read a book?What do you like to read about? Every day.

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When was the last time someone cooked for you, who was it? Ah, the wife!!

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Who has the prettiest eyes that you know of? A girraffe. Don't laugh, have a look at them.

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How do those carnival workers that claim they can guess your age work? Do they have a range allowance like "within 5 years"? I don't know about carnival workers. A lady had been to a plastic surgeon. As she walked out the door she saw woman. She asked the woman. 'How old do you think I am?' The woman answered. Oh, about 38, The lady smiled, I'm 53. Walking along further, she decided to buy some lunch and entered a MacDonalds. When she got to order she asked the girl behind the counter. How old do...

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After masturbating would you ever eat your own cum? Possibly, if there was nothing else in the frig.

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Would you have sex with your cousin, if the mutual attraction was their? Why not??

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When you think back can you remember how excited you were the first time you were allowed to stay home by yourself without a sitter? WOW. No worry masturbation.

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What's the last song you had going through your head or sung out loud? Tennessee walzt.

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What could you always be depended on for? Usually offending one or two of my neighbours.

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I still think to reach beyond ones grasp even though its doomed to failure is a fine way to live-do you agree Oh my friend, if only. To reach above what and how we are these days is I am afraid, almost impossible. Others reading this could say I am a pessimest of the lowest order. Maybe true. I just cannot see how the nonrich person can grow above the low to middle class. Sooooory.

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Are you materialistic? Do you agree with the saying "the one with the most toys wins"? If so, what is it exactly that you win? Twenty years ago I would have said'It makes no difference'. Today, I will say the one with the most toys will win. Sorry as it sounds, the person with brilliant idea's, might as well forget them because it takes a very large amount of money to bring those ideas to fruition.

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What is the first thing that comes to your mind when i say, "Orange"? juice, cold in a long glass.

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What comes to your mind when I say, Ha... Two things. 1. I have been surprised doing something I shouldn't have been doing. 2.I should say HA back. Making it a HaHa.

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When was the last time you had a romantic outing/date with your SO? Yesterday. A storm was brewing, I knew there was clothing on the line so rushed out to get it in. Apparently so did she. She appeared as a gust of wind blew the smallest part of a pair of her knickers across my face. She smiled, you dirty old man, I didn't know you still cared. We made love there and then. Of course, I didn't tell her it was the wind and not me.

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When people see Jesus on their pancake or toast, etc. does that suggest that the bible prophecy about his glorious return is a little overblown? maybe their hopes are a very big lot overblown.

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As sweet as ________________? it was when she was sixteen.

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Which description fits you best? You know the value of a dollar and want to get the best return on your investment or you spend money "like a drunken sailor"? Rosie!!!I used to be a drinken Sailor, the girls loved us, or should I say them, I didn't have a girl in every port(fool me). I am a lot older in mind and body now and appreciate the value of the dollar. I try, in lots of ways to make my dollars go further and as time4 goes on I find there are some very good savers if you watch closely.

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What was the simplest Christmas you've ever had? How about the one that was the most lavish? Which do you remember most fondly? Weeel, maybe not the most fondest. I was trucking in the Outback od Australia, it was very close to Xmas. There had been a lot of rain and roads were washed out everywhere.(dirt roads)I pulled into a little town(very little) The local policeman came to me asking if he could have a look inside the cab of my truck. Of course, I said yes, when he came out again he asked how far did I hope to get...

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What would be the first thing you would change if you magically could? Where our bottoms are and how they work. Why couldn't we have some system where waste is cooked and distributed back to the earth without us having to know about it. Gawd, Just think about what life would be without nappies, toilet paper, using toilet paper, toilets, flushing toilets, even building toilets.

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There are five reasons why we should drink,what are they? AAAgh, err wot you mean. I don drink musch but, I reckon it's coz it's nice. So. 1. thirsty.2.it's there. 3. If I didn't drink it, who would? 4. To build our blood up to what it was before we started.5. So I don't smell bad when they bury me.

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Thye more alternatives,the more difficult................what? the answer.

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"Post coitum omne animal triste",do you know the meaning of this saying? Yes, blush. i am definitely not going to tell everybody, or something.

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Absence makes ........what? the bills pile up.

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Lets pretend I am in a whole heap of trouble, and now i want you to tell me off just like the way your parents use to tell you off whenever you got in trouble? We are a mwell liked family here, don't you bring out name down.

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You aint heard............have you? About her,

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Thye more alternatives,the more difficult................what? answer. What??

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Does a backscratcher always find new itches? If it did, I would join the backscratchers tomorrow.

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Is it possible to look cool whilst picking up a Frisbee? Yes. As long as you know the join on the back of your pants is still holding. Otherwise, yuck.

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Its time to __________? Have a ball.

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What's something you say every single day at least once? I won't do that again.

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Would you rather you did or didn't know the time that you have remaining at a corpial existance? I don't know what corpial means. If it means do I know how long I have to exist. No, I would rather it came as a surprise.

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If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests? Where did you get that from? Best question since Adam was a boy. Shouldbe worth hundreds of points but, alas, I can only give five.

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Do you think the more people you like the more likeable you are? not neccessarily. I have found people who I would like to befriend very much against such a friendship. Others are very happy to be a friend. My answer. Don't really know.

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I just noticed someone said they ran out of room for their answer and to check next answer. Has AB finally cut back on the long winded answers? Must have, my long winded answers have been cut to half.

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Have you ever tried to find the answer to a question on AB only to find every other duplicate question with no link to the original? I asked how many members AB has and can't find the original question! Only rejected duplicates! Maybe because it has grown soo big, no one is sure just how big it is.

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What's something that was once quite commonly seen, but that you rarely, if ever, see anymore? A ladies full length bathing costume.

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When you have committed yourself to something wholeheartedly, do you hang in even when others leave and move on to other things? How loyal are you really? Yes. Even though I was wrong for doing what I did, I have taken the cold answers and directions that would keep me from being a very good friend. I have moved on (not very far)and will stay where I am until I am exonerated from a mistake. Who knows, one day the accuser will realise this was all a mistake and contact the accused to say, let's get all this nonsense vbehind us and carry on as...

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Finish This Sentence: I Wish My Mascara Would...? Darken your cheeks.

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What in life can be called squishy? If you are employed as a grape squisher. Y'know, feeling the grapes squish up between your toes, knowing, you haven't washed that place for a couple of years and that soon people will be drinking what it is you are feeling right now. Is that why the boss keeps saying, Allyuseek, why are you smiling all the time??????

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Have you ever had sex in a forest? Hasn't everyone???

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Are you the cock o' th' walk? As I am the headmaster of a girls school, I suppose you could say I am.

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What would you do if you went skinny dipping buck naked where you should not have and discover your clothes gone when you got done? I hope you aren't the one who keeps cropping up in my dreams. Yes, I do dream like this and usually wake up in a sweat.

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Finish This Sentence: I Wish My Mascara Would...? Not keep leaving black lines across my B/f's belly.

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I'm trying to think of a nickname for one of my best guy friends but I can't think of anything. His name is Ben. Any ideas? All depends on how good your relationship is with him. It could be 'When Ben??' How Ben, why Ben, are you sure Ben???

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I made a clay vase. on the vase i drew a African Female holding balloons. What would you draw on the vase. An African woman holding a bag of flour with which to feed her child.

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What Quirky Things Do You Love (That Some People Don’t "Get")? Secret touching in a crowded shop or queue where you can push up against her, accidently brush her breast slowly as you point to something. Slide a leg through hers in a waiting line giving a gentle push so that she Knows it is your leg.

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What subtle signals do men/ women not pick up on? I love you, want to take you home and stay with you. But, I'm broke and can't pay the bill that's why I have kept the conversation going for the last three hours. Oh Gawd.

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It is good to be a part of ______? the winning team.

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Name the 1 person that you hate the most at school The kid who sat next to me and kept his answers coverred under his elbow.

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What color shoes, handbag and jewelry do I wear with a raisin colored dress for the holidays? The currant colour LOL

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Can a male say that a male is cute an not be gay or bi Yes, usually though the second male is a baby.

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What is considered a sport that doesn't use a ball? Sex. I can't help it if mine didn't emerge. I use a pill, it works. Am I to be ostratised because of a mistake of nature. I have two ears, legs, arms and eyes but, as far as the hanging jewels beneath the arches of babylon the balls aren't as visible as they should be. P.S. A secret, they aren't visible, coz they aren't bloody there eh??

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Does this guy need to cut down on how much he eats? LOL! See pic You didn't let the people see the next clip where he sucks it back up again. That's the last one for tonight. Shermarque?? You will have to be given a medal. Give me a week or two and I will design it for you.

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Did you hear about the two year old kid kicked off the Southwest flight. What do you think if you were the parent? What about if you were a passenger? I'm afraid I can't go along with the Mum this time. They have labelled these kids with all sorts of troubles when, it is very obvious, a bloody good whack across the nether regions would suffice, saving the Government, tax payers and Airline thousands of dollars. The goody two shoes people have had their go, how about letting the parents have their go. Signed Smack, smack.

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Would you ever pull this little trick on trick or treaters? That man should be in charge of the worlds finances.

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Can you guess why this drunk guy is not able to ride his bike? LOL!!! See video Coz it was a size to small for him???

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Would you want this person to lick you? LOL!!! Well if you did want him to, I bet you would keep it a secret. That thing he had in his mouth would need something just as big to ????????

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OMG!!! Would you consider this guy the world's luckiest man? Could be. Glad I don't do his washing.

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Do you know anyone who really needs this sign? Y'know, I'm cranky, I missed the meaning of that one. Am I slipping into that world of who am I.

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Does this look like a smart dog to you? Am I talking to the same lady who kept me in tears not so long ago. It seems I might be and I hope it is.

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I want to make a troll pie, does anyone have the recipe? Philiss. I thought you were the expert on making troll pies. Y'know, one day I'm going to get what this means.

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Have you ever felt left alone in the dark? No. This may not be the same. I was driving my car on my way home from work when I saw an old man,in a bus shelter, head on his knee's, sobbing. I stopped, asked if he was alright? He answered. I have just married the most beautiful twenty year old woman who cares for me in every way. She cooks, she cleans, she is the very best in bed and I love her dearly. Puzzled, I asked him, if she is...

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What drains you of your joy and passion? My joy and passion.

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What do you think about this coach that blames the players' "fat little girlfriends" for the loss? Listen to him! Coach's have to do what they have to do. Now! This incident has caused a storm of comments from all sides. What do you think it has caused the team to think? Could be the Coach was right on the ball when he utterred those words. I would like to kinow how his team mwent in their next game?

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Have you ever felt left alone in the dark? For once in my life I am stuck for an answer.

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When was the first time you felt grown-up? When my Dad asked for my advice.

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What is the last thing that you ate, that in preparation, needed a measuring cup, at least one measuring spoon, and an electrical appliance to prepare? My last dinner, a cup of forgiveness, a spoon to deliver an equal share of sorrow and a quick electrical shot to end it all.

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Can you name something that is sticky? Toffee apples.

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What ever happened to Norton Motorcycles? I think they are still around. I had a featherbed and loved it.

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Does anyone want to wish me a happy birthday? Happy birthday and I bet you don't look a day over sixteen. Love and kisses.

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Did you buy Halloween candy in mind for the trick or treaters or yourself ? (be honest lol) I'm sorry to have to answer like this. I live in australia and trick or treat has come to us in the last few years. At first we went along with it, then there were some bad incidents where dirty old men tried to lure the youngsters into their homes. Now, it has got to the stage, if you don't give something, your house, car, garden cops a hiding. Eggs are thrown at you house etc. Older...

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I want to make a troll pie, does anyone have the recipe? Phyliss, you have been telling them how for a long time now. If they still haven't got it, maybe you should give up on them.

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Using a suitable small bag and with some suitable material inside it, you label it BARF BAG for______ because I am sick of your________. Then leave it where they will find it. You. dogs poo

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We will never __________________, and we will _____________on top of all that!? stop trying. get.

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What's in your medicine cabinet right now? My wifes head, checking out what's in there.

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If you were the other gender, what would you want your name to be? Ima, Ready.

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What does it mean when someone's ear's are cut off? is this a mob thing? I would say more of a wife thing. Oh darling, come and try on this shirt I have (over many hours), made for you. C'mon love, pull a bit harder, I did measure you know. I know how to get it over your head, sit quietly my darling, I'm just going to get my scissors.

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If I were a toy, I would say 'Press my Play button' - what would you say if you were a toy? I've pressed yours, my turn now.

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Is that confectionery sugar or is that dandruff on your shoulders? For a start, how would I get confectionary sugar on my shoulders?? Must be dandruff.

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DO you sleep in pyjamas or in your underwear? Winter brings out the PJ's, Summer, as least as possible. Both Summer and Winter, if the wife has a glint in her eye, nothing.

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What's a good name for a dog grooming store? Mutts to Angels

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What's something you'd think only a millionaire could afford? Four mistresses.

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How important is knowing what you can rely on? Is predictability a good thing or does it take away something from life?Could you thrive in a world where you could not depend upon anything or anyone? As we go along, relying on others to do the same as we have always done, predicting what we know will happen and living in the warmth of knowing, we are definitely not ready for this great change. Our Grandchildren are a great pointer to where we don't come up to IT. They show us how far behind, what life is today, we are. There is a whole new revolution of how to live and we are not a...

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The world is now topsy-turvy. Everything is the exact opposite. Blacks are whites, religious folks are atheists, the rich are poor and your former friends no longer speak to you while those whom you avoided in the past love you. Could you adapt to that? As you said. The World is topsy turvy so, do I have a choice ????

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If your s/o was incarcerated, when they did get out would you insist on condoms being used until they are tested for stds or would you trust them if they denied being raped in prison? Top question. I'm a bloke, women are put in prisons too. I would have to say, I would be very careful if I found myself in that situation. I wonder if the prison could give a certificate of Purity?? If your bloke turned up with one of these you could be sure you wouldn't be contaminated.

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If you were told by a clairvoyant you were going to have an accident and lose part of a limb what part, finger(s), leg(s), etc could you make do with out? Well, at my age there are quite a few bits I could do without. 1. Hearing, nobody listens to oldies. 2. Taste, you are fed awful stuff, for your own good. 3. Money, it's taken from you in the disguise of you will only lose it anyway. 4. Feet and legs. You want to go for a walk to (hopefully) meet someone on the footpath who will talk to you as a person, not a liability. 5. Need I go on....

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I hate the word, "moist" and love the word "ubiquitous". any word out there you hate or love? Antidisestablishmentismariasm. I think.

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What is another word for-To Grace my floor, or to bring glory and honor to my home, or a very Special Visitor called? I would think something like, I was so happy to have such a wonderful person visit my home, would suffice.

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When' s the last time you felt true joy? A very long time ago. A picture of a Mother Girraffe laying a kiss on her new bornes head. I have felt very good meeting some ABers on and off AB, apart from that, I'm afraid I'm not travelling too good.

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Was Prof. Moriarty a real character or was he just in Holmes' head? Well, the great man never actually caught Moriarty did he??

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If you could have one 'do over' in your life, what would it be?Or would it be nothing at all? Not to have been born.

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Have you recently lost a desire for something or someone? Yes. I have had a rough twelve months, everything that could go wrong, went wrong. Friends became people I didn't want to see and I felt more secure at home instead of going out like I used too. If a friend tried to contact me, I would be rude to them and say they had let me down and it was their fault I didn't want to see them anymore.

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A good friend of yours may be dying. How do you react? Can you face up to seeing him, knowing he may not know who you are. If he does recognise you what do you say to him? If you stay away, he may not have anybody to visit or talk to. Just say, you visit and the friend starts to cry. Do you try to comfort him, turn away so he won't be embarrassed or keep saying, no worries mate, you'll be out of here and back with us very soon. Which he...

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Can you name two pests? Mozzies and inlaws.

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Do you own any self help books? Do you read them from cover to cover, did it help you or do you think they are a waste of paper? Show me someone who has benefitted from one of these and I will consider the money I have spent not wasted after all.

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Have you ever said "i'm freezing to death".. are you? Yes and no.

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Have you ever seen anyone so absent minded that they tried to take both shoes off the same foot or anything like that? No. But while in the navy, I put my left shoe on my right foot and grimaced with pain as out medic walked past. He immediately stopped and asked what was the trouble. I told him I thought I had a broken ankle. After an examination, he noticed the looks of my mates and began to realise he had been taken in. He left with the warning, you'll get yours buddy. Many months later, he got his...

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True OR False? You MUST have popcorn when you go to the movie theater? As an oldie it seems to be that way. I have watched the youngsters as they try to jam a huge handfull of corn into the wide open gobs. One thing is good, while those little huge mouths are full we can hear what the film is about. If the sellers were allowed to pick up and reuse the corn off the floor they would make their profits skyrocket. But we love the litlle Bas, oops, little darlings.

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If your kid was kidnapped would you pay ransom right away or let 'em terrorise the kidnappers until they brought your kid back? Fantastic question. Yes, let the kidnappers keep em for a couple of weeks then, home they would come, with a cheque and a note. 'Please keep them".

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What do you think about the one/two child rule in china you cant more then two kids and if you do theres a punishment for you? if u have a boy the 1st time u can only have that 1 boy and if you have a girl you can try for a boy Well, we have got to face up to it. The world is fast becoming overpopulated. The Chinese saw this and tried to do something about it. Two boys in a family meant that there was labour to run the farm for a time. What could two girls do, copulate and add to the population. Someone, somewhere, is going to have to make a stop to the population growth. My way of thinking is that only people over...

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What should my beginning sentences be defending this: Children under the age of six should be allowed to watch television or use other electronic media Well children, you all know who I am. When I was your age there was no television. We played outside the house having lots of fun It was at this time I got booooooed out and went home.

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Cleaning my home makes me feel _______________? like an unpaid cleaner.

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Name of person , animal , food and city all starting with the letter P Primrose, Pig, pawpaw, perth.

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Australia. Anyone in or from Australia want to trade places with me here in the United States? You get to keep your accent, I get to keep mine, while we trade lives. I will be only to willing to trade with you. I hear America is a wonderful place with sights indescribable, lots of banks, jewelry shops etc. Would you write to me ASAP re the change over. My address Fremantle prison, death row and make sure it gets here before next Monday.

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What is your favorite gemstone? Talking from my wallet, I would say the most beautiful jewel would have to be the limestone. Exquistite.

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...how many clocks do you have in your home?... four and they all tell a different time. I tell my wife, all those clocks are different. She answers, don't you worry about the clocks, I know what each one is saying?????????????

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I think when you send text messages you are charged per letter which is why people abbreviate. What if you had a "counter" implanted in your brain and were charged per letter for each time you spoke? Would speech die? WOW, A question and a half. Most of the people I know would get passed this quite easilly because they usually speak out of their bottoms anyway.

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What is the most number of beers you have drunk at one time? Now, I'm going to have to say that is a silly question. If it is the most, you wouldn't know how many you had drunk, you drunk.

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She put ____________ on and can't get out of them? What was she thinking she could ____________? Tights, do about her bottom size.

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In an earthquake sensitive area like San Fran during a cold winter, if a lot of people are shivering from cold.. could this trigger an earthquake? Hmmmmmm Maybe a tremor.

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Whats the first thing you'd do if you accidentally chopped off a finger? Putthe part that was left into my mouth.

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I bought this tool at a thrift ship thinking it was a garlic press. If it is, I can't figure out how to use it. You can view it at http://hartnellrecipes.webs.com/tools.htm (I couldn't find a way to add a picture here). Does anyone have any idea what it Yes, a garlic press. From here it is hard to tell you what to do. I feel you may have to put the clove in the hollow, push down on the opposite handle so it opens enough to enclose the clove, slide the handle so it closes over the clove and press.

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What do you think of my eyes(see my avatar)? I'm eyes only. Well!! hello eyes, you must find it difficult when you begin to run.

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Does anyone here have plans to have a haunted house theme for haloween? We are trying to ban hallowheen from in our country. We find it bad for kids to be goi9ng to strangers homes, knocking on the door and asking for treats. A new idea here was for kids to do all sorts of rotten things to a household thaat didn't contribute to the bag.

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Things to do when you turn 15 If you are a boy, give it up and turn your mind to study. If you are a girl, forget you are and get your mind up into your head and study.

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Do you forget names easily? Very.

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What is your opinion of companies that constantly ask you to change your password? I need to change 5 passwords a month. They are bastards. By the time I've tried to get the one they want, I am completely confused and they think I'm some sort of idiot.

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Name your favorite nerve in the human body? Do you know any? Name your very favorite nerve. Haha. I know what you are fishing for and you won't get it from me as I don't know what it is called eh???

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What marathon events do you enjoy participating in? Orgies.

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When I say flash you say_________? not now, it's too cold.

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What future year would you want to live in? 2060. As I am seventy two these extra years would be a bonus eh???

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Would you care to share your favorite piece of poetry with me and the rest of the users on AnswerBag? Now you asked for this. There was a young man from Kent, Who's penis, in the middle, was bent. To save himself trouble, he put it in double and instead of cumming, he went.

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What color is your shirt or blouse that you are wearing at the moment? Grey. But why???

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Do you have boyfriend? if not im interested =) Nope, problem is, I'm a bloke and only have girlfriends.

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Excuse me, i am new in town can i have directions to your house? Yep, go to the police station and ask for Bazza.

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Would you care to share your best philosophical saying? Be kind to your mother.

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You are leaving the ATM and a slinky woman in 4in heels and a thong bikini tells you to go back an withdraw her $500, this is a stick up. Do you take her seriously? Do you give her the money? What? No, I would stick it up her???

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Would you eat a full tarantula raw for 500 bux and no more than that? No. Why would I want to??

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If you could live your pets life for one day would you? no.

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In your life what bell have you rung that you could not unring and what was the consequence? Being jealous because my wife was with another man and then finding out it wasn't her.

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What gives you a real tickle in the tummy sensation? Have you seen the Giraffe mother kissing her newborn. That's mine.

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A wife beater deserves _______(Fill the blank)/ being beaten.

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What's your birthday? 14/01

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Fill in the blank "My favorite______ is_______." person, you.

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