Answerbag: Carl_07's answers

Answer to Your reaction when the opposite gender wants to use your computer?

Wed, 30 May 2012 01:43:01 -0700

Your reaction when the opposite gender wants to use your computer?

My reaction is to wait your turn.

Answer to Have you ever been homeless? Need some advice.

Wed, 30 May 2012 01:40:34 -0700

Have you ever been homeless? Need some advice.

I never been homeless, but I've heard that Ramen soup and water will come in cheap for the homeless to keep them from starving.

Answer to What is the the most useful animal?

Wed, 30 May 2012 01:34:47 -0700

What is the the most useful animal?

Porky Pig.

Answer to If a Witch is texting and flying, name something she might crash into?

Wed, 30 May 2012 01:33:24 -0700

If a Witch is texting and flying, name something she might crash into?

Superman.

Answer to sometimes the -------- is so great that ---------

Tue, 29 May 2012 01:55:32 -0700

sometimes the -------- is so great that ---------

fart it's still invisible.

Answer to Can an atheist be a Christian?

Tue, 29 May 2012 01:52:10 -0700

Can an atheist be a Christian?

By the Answer's Pick, anyone can call themselves what they want, just as long as the Religion they are claiming to be teaches about love. ;-)

Answer to How civil do you tend to be?

Tue, 29 May 2012 01:49:54 -0700

How civil do you tend to be?

Just enough to know how to spell civilized. ;-)

Answer to Describe your weekend in one word?

Tue, 29 May 2012 01:45:47 -0700

Describe your weekend in one word?

Spiceful.

Answer to What would be a catchy name for a handyman company?

Tue, 29 May 2012 01:42:21 -0700

What would be a catchy name for a handyman company?

Mr. Screw always comes in handy.

Answer to You are a god of what?

Tue, 29 May 2012 01:37:34 -0700

You are a god of what?

Of me, myself and I. ;-)

Answer to After a long run/jog do you strip naked with or without a shower?

Tue, 29 May 2012 01:34:04 -0700

After a long run/jog do you strip naked with or without a shower?

Who cares about the shower. My s/o likes me sweaty. ;-)

Answer to What can we do together ?

Tue, 29 May 2012 01:32:28 -0700

What can we do together ?

We can ride a horse. :-)

Answer to What is the thing in people you hate the most?

Tue, 29 May 2012 01:30:07 -0700

What is the thing in people you hate the most?

Bad manners as in burping.

Answer to What takes a lot of energy and effort, but is still totally worth it? Why?

Tue, 29 May 2012 01:28:02 -0700

What takes a lot of energy and effort, but is still totally worth it? Why?

Sex to please my desires. :-)

Answer to What would you like to give 'The Anonymous Witch' for his birthday today?

Sat, 05 May 2012 01:07:08 -0700

What would you like to give 'The Anonymous Witch' for his birthday today?

A new witch hat.

Answer to Do you wish you were a better swimmer? Why or why not?

Sat, 05 May 2012 01:03:27 -0700

Do you wish you were a better swimmer? Why or why not?

I'm a better swimmer whem I'm skinny dipping because the clothes don't get in my way.

Answer to I don't care who you are, where you're from, or what you did, as long______________________.

Sat, 05 May 2012 01:01:36 -0700

I don't care who you are, where you're from, or what you did, as long______________________.

as you smile, then I'll smile back.

Answer to in 2014 will you still b on AB

Sat, 05 May 2012 01:00:08 -0700

in 2014 will you still b on AB

We'll wait and see.

Answer to Where would you like to go next? Why?

Fri, 04 May 2012 18:12:01 -0700

Where would you like to go next? Why?

To another question to see if my advice is helpful. ;-)

Answer to What makes you laugh? =)

Fri, 04 May 2012 18:10:23 -0700

What makes you laugh? =)

Silly people.

Answer to Do you ever show your appreciation when someone does something nice for you?

Fri, 04 May 2012 18:08:00 -0700

Do you ever show your appreciation when someone does something nice for you?

All the time!

Answer to Hey fatty boom boom.......

Sat, 03 Mar 2012 17:19:39 -0800

Hey fatty boom boom.......

keep bouncing the ball.

Answer to when life hands u a lemon, you ............

Sat, 03 Mar 2012 17:15:48 -0800

when life hands u a lemon, you ............

return the favor. :-)

Answer to Keep on running till......

Sat, 03 Mar 2012 17:13:18 -0800

Keep on running till......

you catch the roadrunner.

Answer to What are some sayings that poor people say to comfort themselves?

Sat, 03 Mar 2012 17:08:08 -0800

What are some sayings that poor people say to comfort themselves?

They might say that they are wishing for a genie.

Answer to Are YOU going to buy me a Chocolate Bunny at Easter :)

Sat, 03 Mar 2012 17:04:04 -0800

Are YOU going to buy me a Chocolate Bunny at Easter :)

Sure, that's what easter is for, to eat bunnies. :-)

Answer to I am a girl who has a phobia for insects. what is the grossest bug that you have squished?

Mon, 27 Feb 2012 16:35:29 -0800

I am a girl who has a phobia for insects. what is the grossest bug that you have squished?

Answer to Cultivate_______________?

Sun, 19 Feb 2012 00:54:47 -0800

Cultivate_______________?

the mind.

Answer to How much does a smile cost?

Sun, 19 Feb 2012 00:50:41 -0800

How much does a smile cost?

"A smile costs nothing but gives much."

Answer to What are you afraid of people finding out about you? Why?

Sun, 19 Feb 2012 00:43:05 -0800

What are you afraid of people finding out about you? Why?

There is nothing to hide here. ;-)

Answer to How often do you use big words?

Sun, 19 Feb 2012 00:41:59 -0800

How often do you use big words?

Not very often.

Answer to Will you run off to Mexico with me ¿

Sun, 19 Feb 2012 00:34:49 -0800

Will you run off to Mexico with me ¿

Yes, we can ride your donkey. :-)

Answer to Have you ever googled a friend?

Sun, 19 Feb 2012 00:33:21 -0800

Have you ever googled a friend?

Quite some times.

Answer to Is it my turn to ________________ ?

Sun, 19 Feb 2012 00:31:58 -0800

Is it my turn to ________________ ?

fill in the blank? Yes it is.

Answer to where shall we go next?

Fri, 17 Feb 2012 20:16:14 -0800

where shall we go next?

To another question.

Answer to Have you ever been to my land?

Fri, 17 Feb 2012 20:12:33 -0800

Have you ever been to my land?

No, I'm still looking for it.

Answer to Aim for_______________?

Fri, 17 Feb 2012 20:10:42 -0800

Aim for_______________?

the blank line.

Answer to Discover______________?

Fri, 17 Feb 2012 20:09:09 -0800

Discover______________?

the secret.

Answer to Am I answering your questions too quickly?

Fri, 17 Feb 2012 20:06:11 -0800

Am I answering your questions too quickly?

Yes, faster than a speeding bullet.

Answer to Do you want me to stop there?

Fri, 17 Feb 2012 20:02:34 -0800

Do you want me to stop there?

No, keep going.

Answer to Where can I buy a baby Giraffe?

Fri, 17 Feb 2012 19:59:28 -0800

Where can I buy a baby Giraffe?

At any Toys R Us stores.

Answer to Isn't it your turn to do the dishes?

Fri, 17 Feb 2012 19:56:24 -0800

Isn't it your turn to do the dishes?

No, there are still many turns to go. :-)

Answer to when life give you lemons...

Wed, 08 Feb 2012 23:44:46 -0800

when life give you lemons...

Then you squeeze them. :-)

Answer to When was the last time you were in a cab?

Wed, 08 Feb 2012 23:42:17 -0800

When was the last time you were in a cab?

Many years ago.

Answer to Why do you constantly make poor decisions?

Wed, 08 Feb 2012 23:40:39 -0800

Why do you constantly make poor decisions?

I rarely make poor decisions.

Answer to What would make you feel like somebody is abusing his or her religion? Why?

Wed, 08 Feb 2012 23:38:21 -0800

What would make you feel like somebody is abusing his or her religion? Why?

Being hypocritical is abusive to whichever teachings their Religion might be.

Answer to Who is the "Cutest" A.B.Girl.....I'm Going with Bornabrit .....If she'll have me....Hehe

Wed, 08 Feb 2012 23:34:26 -0800

Who is the "Cutest" A.B.Girl.....I'm Going with Bornabrit .....If she'll have me....Hehe

All of them. :-)

Answer to What do you have more problems with: the past or the future?

Wed, 08 Feb 2012 23:33:00 -0800

What do you have more problems with: the past or the future?

Since I walk forwards not backwards, I'll say the future.

Answer to Did Jesus visit the Cherokee, Navajo, or Susquehana?

Sun, 05 Feb 2012 00:44:00 -0800

Did Jesus visit the Cherokee, Navajo, or Susquehana?

Physically no, but spiritually Jesus is there. His followers that are carrying out His message are bringing it to the later generations who have not heard the Gospel. (Matthew 24:14)

Answer to Would you mind if I bite you?

Sun, 05 Feb 2012 00:40:09 -0800

Would you mind if I bite you?

Find a Slim Jim and snap into it.

Answer to I like to _________ when no one's looking?

Sun, 05 Feb 2012 00:32:32 -0800

I like to _________ when no one's looking?

skinny dipping

Answer to This is a very high quality piece of ________.

Sun, 05 Feb 2012 00:27:14 -0800

This is a very high quality piece of ________.

horse feathers.

Answer to Who's driving scares you the most?

Sun, 05 Feb 2012 00:25:08 -0800

Who's driving scares you the most?

The Fast & Furious.

Answer to Do you hate my parents?

Sun, 05 Feb 2012 00:18:47 -0800

Do you hate my parents?

I don't have a reason to hate them.

Answer to Do you like posting silly questions?

Sun, 05 Feb 2012 00:16:20 -0800

Do you like posting silly questions?

Only if I'm in need of a silly answer.

Answer to Besides all the obvious answers...what should love consist of?

Sun, 17 Jul 2011 00:32:06 -0700

Besides all the obvious answers...what should love consist of?

Love consists by looking in the same direction.

Answer to If jesus was so important how come none of the people who wrote about him remembered to note down his surname? or theirs?

Wed, 23 Mar 2011 17:53:26 -0700

If jesus was so important how come none of the people who wrote about him remembered to note down his surname? or theirs?

jesus came in as an immigrant, but he's working on his citizenship to get a legitimate surname.

Answer to Do I really eat Jesus when I eat bread and drink wine on a certain day?

Wed, 23 Mar 2011 17:46:35 -0700

Do I really eat Jesus when I eat bread and drink wine on a certain day?

What brand of bread & wine are you buying?

Answer to Give me a good reason I shouldn't throw a shoe at you right now.

Wed, 23 Mar 2011 17:43:42 -0700

Give me a good reason I shouldn't throw a shoe at you right now.

You'll have an incomplete pair.

Answer to If you loved someone, but they died, and u decided to move on and love someone else, would you feel guilty?

Wed, 23 Mar 2011 17:37:42 -0700

If you loved someone, but they died, and u decided to move on and love someone else, would you feel guilty?

No, life must go on.

Answer to Michael Jackson - Freak or Legend?

Wed, 23 Mar 2011 17:36:42 -0700

Michael Jackson - Freak or Legend?

A legend for the moonwalk.

Answer to What are five things every room should have?

Wed, 23 Mar 2011 17:35:18 -0700

What are five things every room should have?

Lighting Space Window TV Central air conditioning/heating

Answer to Serious as_________

Tue, 22 Mar 2011 19:48:30 -0700

Serious as_________

filling in this blank line.

Answer to What questions are you most tired of?

Tue, 22 Mar 2011 19:40:16 -0700

What questions are you most tired of?

The picture. I don't know why people ask how attractive they are. They should just upload a photo of themselves as their Avatar.

Answer to What is the best Christmas movie ever made?

Tue, 22 Mar 2011 19:37:04 -0700

What is the best Christmas movie ever made?

The Christmas Carol.

Answer to Are hookers and strippers technically "people"?

Tue, 22 Mar 2011 19:30:10 -0700

Are hookers and strippers technically "people"?

They might be considered different to decent people by their ways, but they are still people with a voice.

Answer to Do you appreciate people's differences?

Tue, 22 Mar 2011 19:27:16 -0700

Do you appreciate people's differences?

Yes, everyone has a story to tell.

Answer to Do guys like for girls to wear make up or no make up?

Wed, 09 Mar 2011 20:57:09 -0800

Do guys like for girls to wear make up or no make up?

As long as girls don't look like clowns then I'm fine with or without make-up.

Answer to Does anyone know a device that doesn't cost too much, but makes double AA batteries lose batteries fast?

Wed, 09 Mar 2011 20:54:36 -0800

Does anyone know a device that doesn't cost too much, but makes double AA batteries lose batteries fast?

An electric toothbrush.

Answer to Can a white person be black?

Mon, 07 Mar 2011 00:22:49 -0800

Can a white person be black?

Yes, Vanilla Ice was a good example in the early 90's.

Answer to Is history about to be rewritten?

Mon, 07 Mar 2011 00:20:09 -0800

Is history about to be rewritten?

It's been written and remembered since history has been around.

Answer to What do you think would be the lamest or stupidest power a superhero could have?

Mon, 07 Mar 2011 00:16:33 -0800

What do you think would be the lamest or stupidest power a superhero could have?

Having X-ray vision while wearing glasses.

Answer to Do animals think?

Sun, 06 Mar 2011 13:26:22 -0800

Do animals think?

How else will dogs and cats cross the streets when they are looking sideways? Some are just dumb.

Answer to The Beatles sucked, can we stop talking about them now?

Sun, 06 Mar 2011 13:22:59 -0800

The Beatles sucked, can we stop talking about them now?

Sure, you can stop talking about them, but their music speaks for itself to those that listen to them.

Answer to Is White a colour?

Sun, 06 Mar 2011 13:19:41 -0800

Is White a colour?

White blends in with any other color.

Answer to Do you love animals better than people?

Sun, 27 Feb 2011 14:20:00 -0800

Do you love animals better than people?

That all depends if people don't act like animals.

Answer to "I like your Christ, I do not like your Christians. Your Christians are so unlike your Christ." What do you think of Gandhi's comment?

Sun, 27 Feb 2011 14:17:41 -0800

"I like your Christ, I do not like your Christians. Your Christians are so unlike your Christ." What do you think of Gandhi's comment?

And Gandhi was a perfect man?

Answer to how do you get your dog to stop biting your nose?

Sun, 27 Feb 2011 14:16:07 -0800

how do you get your dog to stop biting your nose?

Simple, don't stick your nose in where it doesn't belong.

Answer to Why is suicide so looked down on

Sun, 27 Feb 2011 14:14:13 -0800

Why is suicide so looked down on

Suicide is a sign of selfishness. A suicide attempt is a clear indication that something is gravely wrong in a person's life. Many people have thought that the main reason to kill themselves is to manipulate others as a cry for help.

Answer to How devastated would you be, if facebook was suddenly shutdown for good?

Sun, 27 Feb 2011 14:12:10 -0800

How devastated would you be, if facebook was suddenly shutdown for good?

I wouldn't care because some other networking tool will come-up.

Answer to How to pick up a girl if you are a girl?

Sun, 27 Feb 2011 14:09:49 -0800

How to pick up a girl if you are a girl?

Shopping always works, just tell her your buying for her.

Answer to Is it all my fault?

Sun, 27 Feb 2011 14:08:20 -0800

Is it all my fault?

Easy on yourself. Nobody is perfect, we all make mistakes. Try to make your father happy the next time in any way that you can.

Answer to Shouldn't Atheists and Muslims be friends, since they both secretly worship Satan?

Sun, 27 Feb 2011 14:05:09 -0800

Shouldn't Atheists and Muslims be friends, since they both secretly worship Satan?

Both sides know exactly what goes on in their private life since it never hurted anyone to have more friends, lol

Answer to Is television getting worse?

Sun, 27 Feb 2011 13:42:05 -0800

Is television getting worse?

For adults no but for children yes. The more time kids spend watching television the poorer they perform academically.

Answer to Druidism has just been officially announced as an official religion in the UK, what do you think?

Sat, 26 Feb 2011 23:21:57 -0800

Druidism has just been officially announced as an official religion in the UK, what do you think?

Mostly anything that has to do with practicing rituals and ceremonies is considered a Religion, so druidism is nothing new.

Answer to What's something that you'd NEVER put on a sandwich?

Sat, 26 Feb 2011 23:17:25 -0800

What's something that you'd NEVER put on a sandwich?

Water.

Answer to Whats to you, is the most scary movie you have ever seen?

Sat, 26 Feb 2011 23:14:14 -0800

Whats to you, is the most scary movie you have ever seen?

Scream with the Wayans brothers.

Answer to guys im really depresed and crying at nights, should i go to the doctor and ask for medication?

Sat, 26 Feb 2011 23:08:49 -0800

guys im really depresed and crying at nights, should i go to the doctor and ask for medication?

Take a deep breath and try to figure out what went wrong so you can fix the problem.

Answer to Have you ever gotten a piercing or a tattoo?

Sat, 26 Feb 2011 23:04:07 -0800

Have you ever gotten a piercing or a tattoo?

I have 2 piercings on each of my ears, I used to wear earrings in my younger days. Tattoos: I don't like any, their not my style.

Answer to What is your tattoo of?

Sat, 26 Feb 2011 22:59:49 -0800

What is your tattoo of?

The invisible kind because I don't have any.

Answer to Why do Atheists indirectly attack Islam by directly attacking Christianity which by far is the least threatening?

Sat, 26 Feb 2011 22:58:03 -0800

Why do Atheists indirectly attack Islam by directly attacking Christianity which by far is the least threatening?

They do attack Religions, verbally that is.

Answer to If you had one wish...what would it be?

Sat, 26 Feb 2011 22:54:19 -0800

If you had one wish...what would it be?

A magic flying carpet, no gas no hassle.

Answer to Why do priests still perform exorcisms?

Sat, 26 Feb 2011 17:05:47 -0800

Why do priests still perform exorcisms?

Because they still got the manliness to perform exorcisms.

Answer to How many hotels are in United States?

Sun, 13 Feb 2011 17:32:34 -0800

How many hotels are in United States?

As much as it takes to fill people in.

Answer to Why does a beautiful woman eating a banana draw attention?

Sun, 13 Feb 2011 17:29:44 -0800

Why does a beautiful woman eating a banana draw attention?

Maybe they would want to share their banana if you ask them.

Answer to What is the best way to handle someone being rude to you?

Sun, 13 Feb 2011 17:27:46 -0800

What is the best way to handle someone being rude to you?

Walk away and stand-up in what you believe in your own self.

Answer to What is the best route to the truth?

Sun, 13 Feb 2011 17:22:07 -0800

What is the best route to the truth?

Communication with an open-mind.

Answer to Do you believe the world will end on December 21, 2012?

Sun, 13 Feb 2011 17:19:22 -0800

Do you believe the world will end on December 21, 2012?

No, but in order to be convinced, you'll just have to wait on that date to see if it really happens.

Answer to What hair color do they put on bald men’s licenses?

Sun, 13 Feb 2011 17:16:56 -0800

What hair color do they put on bald men’s licenses?

An invisible wig.

Answer to What was one of your favorite things to do, as a child?

Sun, 13 Feb 2011 17:15:44 -0800

What was one of your favorite things to do, as a child?

Playing kickball & dodgeball with my childhood friends.