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Do you say hot dog, weiner, frankfurter or something else? a hotdog

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What did the secret letter Obama sent to North Korea and Iran say? If you don't know, guess. better sleep with one eye open!

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What's your favorite song or video by F**k Buttons? New Crossbow http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xcMvho7lJlk

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What is the difference between HIV and AIDS? HIV is when your T cells are above 250 and AIDS is when they drop delow 250, then you are susceptable to OI's ( Opportuntistic Infections)

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How much is it to install a trailer hitch? nothing if you do it yourself

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How much is it to install a trailer hitch? nothing if you do it yourself

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What four pages changed the world? the Emanicipation Proclamation

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Do you feel that aswerbag has managed to fix that which was NOT broken? I think they have manged to break what wasn't broken

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Do you find the new AB user friendly and easier to navigate ? you all had your chance and you blew it - now http://www.fluther.com/ has been so caring and inviting that we are now going there -

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In many liquor stores, you can buy pear brandy, with a real pear inside the bottle. The pear is whole and ripe, and the bottle is genuine; it hasn't been cut in any way. How did the pear get inside the bottle? thanks iceman!

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Is it true that short people got no reason to live? "short people are just the same as you and I...."

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Have you ever spent one night in Bangkok? I haven't but these guys have

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True or False: You will have at least one poinsettia plant in your home over the holidays? as of right now no, but i probably will by the end of the season

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If you stood on your roof, what would you see? the downtown skyline

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Are you ever hesitant about asking people for help? yes, i try to be as independant as possible - plus, I know more than most people anyway

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How often do you open the windows in your home? I try to open mine everyday to get a breeze of fresh air in and for it not to be so stuffy

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Do you indulge yourself in porn every once in awhile? but of course....

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When was the last time you spent over $100? today and yeaster both - bought a new digital camera and cellphone!

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If you go into Google (or your search engine of choice) and type in your AB name, what is a site that comes up (non-AB)? This one came up for me. LMAO!! http://www.tokyopop.com/Virgil/fiction/204662.html must be some wild character

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Who would like to join me in throwing a "pity party" for myself since I cannot seem to break out of sagedom? Ha! it only gets harder my dear!

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What is a stupid way you've heard people die? by strapping a bomb to themselves and blowing up

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Do you know anyone with a beautiful singing voice? yes! actually I do

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Where shouldn't you go looking for romance? in an adult bookstore!

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Once you get up, whats the very first thing you do? Thank God for another day!

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Would you use a glory hole even though the risks of STD's are so high? I just like getting my dick suck - anything else has to be done in person

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Poor Tiger Woods . . . he's got mistresses coming out of the woodwork. Who do you think would be a hilarious addition to his little harem? Oprah

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Name a way someone might die, in a horror movie? harpooned to death!

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When you think of sugar, what comes to your mind first? everything I am trying to stay away from

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What "line" will YOU never forget, that came from a Tv show, movie, or commercial? "WHAT YOU TALKING 'BOUT WILLIS??"

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Would you eat kangaroo and emu flavoured potato chips? GROSS!

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What is your LEAST favourite Christmas song? the little drummer boy

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U C ME has made it to level #50!!! Lets all give him a GREAT BIG CoNgRaTuLaTiOnS!!! What do ya say? Are ya with me? PARTY ON! great job there @NUNYA: glad to see that you are adding the profile of the person they are congratulating - it really helps - been doing that myself!! xoxoxoxox

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Where does YOUR story begin? day 1

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Do you own any valuable Artwork? when I get ahold of some of Margerite's artwork - it's sure to be valueable

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Have you seen this? AMAZING!!! One lucky Coyote!!! that is neat - thanks for posting

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Do you like to eat wieners? I just had 3 hot dogs if that is what you are talking about

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I have just spilled a cup of coffee, but pride myself on not using inappropriate language - will you please say the appropriate words for me? Thanks holy toledo!!!!

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If I were to ask a question in Spanish, or any other language for that matter, would it be flagged? yes they would, I have seen them flagged numerous amounts of time

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Did you ever accidentally enter your PIN on the microwave? LMAO!!!! no can't say I have, but I can see how thats possible

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Can I go to bed now I am sleepy? :p only after you say your prayers!!!!

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Name one word which describes a kiss. passionate

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Has anyone ever made you want to "la la"? I'm hooked on this song so I just had to make a question about it! LOL this video is better:

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Besides the AB choices, is there a reason that avatars' can't be shared? why copycat someone else - be unique!

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What are some of your favorite avatars on AB (see my answers)? you can add mine too

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What is something that grows on trees? olives

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What is the first 11-letter word which comes to mind? homestretch here's all of them: http://clubefl.gr/games/wordox/11.html

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I am always in large amounts. Always, what am I my ejaculation

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Now Roman Polanski is being jailed by house arrest in a Swiss Chalet mansion overlooking water and mountains. Is this a punishment? if it is then take me to jail!!

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Who on AB always manages to make you smile? my top 3, in no partictular order is: ICY, SHATZEE and NUNYA

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How do you react when you receive a left-handed compliment? I forgive, but never forget

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Is this the time of day all the fanatics come out, or those people with no sense of humour or am I just lucky this morning because my little friend got a pretty red crayon to take to school ? Have a nice day people:) sorry firebrand, but i completely lost you on that question - all i can say is "HUH?"

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Do you think the only people helped on AB are those who ask questions here? Or can those who find answers here by searching for them through search engines be helped by those same questions/answers, too? I guess people can find answers both ways, but once you become part of this tight knit community and really get to know some of the people more intently, then you can be helped in more ways than people think possible

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What does a nightclub hostess actually do? look sexy, shake her butt and accidentally drop napkins on the ground in front of big tippers

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Marky Marky is now a Maestro. Who would like to join me at a funky party in his honour to celebrate? congrats Marky Mark - way to go! too bad your not the real one then everybody would of shown up!

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___ pie. pecan

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Finger ___? paint

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If you had never joined AB, how would your life be different? would probably be watching the boob tube

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Do you have a double chin? not yet, but at the rate I'm going i will in about 6 months if not careful!

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Would you enjoy going to the Opera? shooting spitballs at the fat ladys!

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It is BACKWARDS DAY!!! What are you going to do............backwards? (example:wear clothing backwards, drive backwards............) I guess I'll try peeing sitting down

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Would you consider a trip to the Zoo a fun time? yeah, if it was with fun people - I think it would be a blast if you, me, icy and shatzee all went to the zoo together - OMG! I think we would probably get kicked out!

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What is the first thing that comes to mind when I say "Velvet"? vagina - well, you asked!

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Have you ever squealed your tires? sure have - Hey! I'm a guy and thats what guys do!

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On a scale of 1-10, How alert are you right now? probably a zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

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Who is someone you would really like to "pick their brain/find out what makes them "tick"? I'd like to pick your brain, but those would be some slim pickings! LOL x)

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Do you get offended when someone says you don't have a life because you spend a lot of time on ab ? ( some of us have lots of brain power and are full of life but not physical strength, does that make our life pointless ? ) sure doesn't - just unique

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What should you never say to a cop? take me drunk, I'm home again! hic!

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What shouldn't you do during a wedding ceremony? run up to the bride and lift her wedding dress over her head!

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The ABer Reptar licked a guitar. Could he be pregnant?!=D I think he was just making sure none of the beer went to waste - NO BEER ABUSE!!

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When you think of Christmas Eve and or Christmas day, what images first come to mind? Christams Eve I imagine Mary and Joseph looking for a place for the night and the birth of Jesus and how people followed the bright star and came from afar all around to bring precious gifts to the new born king child! What a special and exciting time that must have been to witness!

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Sʎɐs sɥʇ ʇɐɥʍ ʇno ǝɹnƃIɟ oʇ ɥƃnouǝ ʇɹɐɯs noʎ ǝɹɐ? I don't know how you do that, but yes i am!

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How does H1N1 affect people with HIV/AIDS? I sure since the immune system isn't working properly that it would cause a bigger fear

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What do cats do when left at home alone? tear up the back of the couch

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If you woke up tomorrow morning speaking with a new accent (and you couldn't help it), what would you want that to be? british accent - makes me horny!

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If a sex tape of you was leaked out on the internet and it looked like this, would you be embarrassed? LMAO!!! ooh! baby... what a turn on!

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The identity of the AB Troll has been revealed !!! See video! LMAO!!! Did you ever suspect? I hope not - he just might shoot you!

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Do you do what this kitty does when you get surprised? oh that is just so cute and adorable - I love it!!!!! that just made my day! thanks for posting that

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Does it seem like one has to suffer in order to grow? well to me I would think that suffering is all part of living - but if someone is suffering then others shouldn't step on their neck and keep them down - but go out of their way to help someone get back up on their feet and make them feel whole again

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Today is International Day of Persons with Disabilities. How are you celebrating? cashing my check

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Who is a famous woman who has owned her own museum, but wasn't an artist herself? well I predict that in the future you will be famous and own your own museum

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Do you ever floss your teeth at work? only if I can't get that pubic hair out with my fingers!

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Do they use a lot of grease in Greece? ooooh Mastodon ... you are a funny one - aren't you?

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True or False : you an equal opportunity flirt? sure thing - NO MUFF - TOO TOUGH!

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You washed your _________________ with what ________________? washed my whites with a red shirt - Damn! now everything's pink!

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What do you look like? :)

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What song reminds you of AB? White and nerdy

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What do you think about the video of this model? scare me!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What goes well served with sausages? eggs

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The money we waste on ______ would be better spent on ______. dope - food

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Saints or Patriots? neither - Dolphins for me

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Is an ereader a good Christmas present for a book lover? I'm a reader, but can't say I would not just rather read

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Did you go to college right after high school or did you wait some years before going? I'm going back to school after 15 years, classes start Wednesday :) I went directly after HS to junior college, got my AA then went to a 4 year college, but never graduated... I lack 36 hours! :(

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How many men actually find any of the following attractive:slut,hooker,whore the names or the actual persons?

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What not to do at a works christmas party? slap your boss on the ass

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Can you help me? I'm getting you a gift card for Christmas .. what place would you NOT want or need one from? I would not get one from a "speciality" store - I would get one from a general merchandise store like a Wal Mart or Target for the ability to use on just about anything

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What do you still have faith in? God

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Can anyone tell me what is special about today (30 November)? (Scots - do not answer!) http://www.geo.ed.ac.uk/home/scotland/standrew.html Saint Andrew is the Patron Saint of Scotland, and St. Andrew's Day is celebrated by Scots around the world on the 30th November. The flag of Scotland is the Cross of St. Andrew, and this is widely displayed as a symbol of national identity.

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How often do you flag an answer if it is in the wrong category? haven't done it lately

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Who or what do you most associate with jazz? The Great Gatsby

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Would you please join me in saying Congratulations to our newest (AUNTIE) SPICY HOT? A sweet little nephew! A future AB member I'm sure.:) congratulations Spicy -teach him well

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Can you name a word that ends in the letter "s", but is not plural? minus

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We had a law enforcement officer basically executed while sitting in his car. These morons thought it would be a good idea to sell a tshirt celebrating his death. What do you think? in poor taste!

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Do you ever feel like the small dog in this video? LOL!!! LOL!!! is that for real????

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What is the most annoying aspect of ferret ownership? they smell bad

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What sort of clothes are old ladies likely to wear? polyester

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What is a ski biscuit? this is a ski biscuit

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What should Tiger Woods do next? take driving classes

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Do you like the dark? only if I am having sex with ugly people

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Raylrodr is now a maestro. Who would like to join me at a pants party in his honour? congrats raylrodr!!

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******Stillme FBB****** is our newest SWAMI, (Level 80) Will you Please help me congratulate her? congratulations Stillme

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What are some names of some "work" songs? I've been working on the railroad - Johnny Cash

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When was the Jazz Age and how did white people ever listen to it when black people had their own music, which was jazz? this might help: http://reading.cornell.edu/reading_project_06/gatsby/jazz_age.htm

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Is there such a thing, in first aid, as "liquid skin" to stop a wound from bleeding? if it is a small cut like from bleeding from a razor nick you can also try using a styptic pencil http://www.straightrazorplace.com/srpwiki/index.php/Styptic_Pencil

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Where would you go to hear mariachi music? my home town or to a mEXICAN festivity

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Why do i hate myself so much i hate everything about myself i even feel sick everytime i see my reflection why? you just need to get over it - we are our own worse critics!

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What vegetables are best to put in soup? celery

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How does Satan celebrate his birthday? dia de los 666

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You have an unwelcome, uninvited guest in your home!!!! (not human) (mouse, bird, moose, insect, cockroach etc.) Whatcha gonna do about it? (humor please!) well i sure wouldn't scream like this guy did:

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At what age did you leave home? I left late - 23!

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If a person hurts someone, says they are sorry and it won't happen again, but they hurt either that person or another one again -- do they really feel guilt? EXCELLENT QUESTION!!!! you hit the nail on the head with the predictament that i find myself in - my s/o says the same thing and over and over they do it again and again!

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Would you ever do this with a balloon? he talks like he has done it a million times - LOL

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Would this toy creep you out? that doll would last 10 minutes in my house! OFF WITH IT'S HEAD!

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Would you give this pizza delivery guy a big tip? LOL!!! eewwwwwwwwwww! he might as well dropped it in a pile of shit!

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Can you name a cartoon that was popular in the 80's or 90's? south park

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Do you like beef stroganoff? I don't like my beef stroking off anywhere!

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What could HALO stand for? Hands Around Loud Owls

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Who would win a staring contest you or your pet? ME! I am the master!

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Would you ever go hiking on the "scariest path in the world"? Check out video. I wonder if a Hoverround can get you there

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Do you like your bank? I do except for the over balance fees that sometimes happen

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Is Black Friday the busiest shopping day of the year in the USA? either that or the day after Christmas

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Why is alcohol sometimes referred to as 'Spirits'? because it will raise your spirits

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I'm going out for PIZZA. Where should I not go? Dunkin Donuts

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Can you use the Jupiter Jack if there is a local radio station broadcasting on 99.3 FM? interesting question - I don't know

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What will live on long after we're gone? trees

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What, if anything, is the perfect holiday drink? egg nog

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LMAO!! Would you ever get any of the tattoos shown on this video? I like the one with the belly bellybutton

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Would you say this woodpecker is really brave or just plain stupid? LOL!! See video did it kill it?

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Can you name a female AnswerBagger? Shatzee Icy

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Ever flushed something down that didn't belong down there? cigarette butts

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When was the last time you used the timer on your oven or micro? just the other day - i know some people don't even use it

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Why do we allow ourselves to become so divided politically that we can't even connect on the most basic levels? money is greed

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Why is it so hard to find jeans WITHOUT spandex anymore?? When I buy jeans I want 100% cotton JEANS and noot sweat pants that look like jeans. Give me back the 100% COTTON! Levi's are the only way to go - go to the mall

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Are you boring? Take the quiz.... Average Your at a good place with you excitement level. Not to over the top, but not personality-less. Yet could still be swayed either way. WHAT A BORING QUIZ..................

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Who is the blacksheep in your family? being an only child - i guess that would be my job

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Why am I the only sane person on AB? yeah right!

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What's better, Answerbag or Wikipedia:Reference Desk? (copy and paste this if you want http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Reference_desk) AB -people are nicer and less critizing

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Apparently, while not explicitly stated in the AB GLs or TUE, multiple accounts are banned AB. I guess that means Chinese and Iranian democrats have to either shut up about politics, or be really quiet about their personal lives. Huh? you got me

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Are people allowed to have multiple identities here on AB, and do you know of any member who has more than one avatar? yes - I have seen may examples

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Can you make the single ladies dance look this sexy?=D look at this one:

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Do you remember your 10th birthday? yes I do - I tape recorded it and still have the tape

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Why does it get me to forever to get onto my Friends Q&A if at all or I get I need friends on my list? I am having the same problem

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What are good examples of spending money to save money? investing

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"He's dead Jim". What other catch lines immediately identify a show for you? I'll be back!

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Wearing anything yellow or gold today? nope - go fish!

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Do recipes in this day and time really need to say kill and pluck turkey first before baking ? (I cannot believe someone really could be that clueless.) it sure would make a ruckus in the oven otherwise

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Just how does someone make love out of nothing at all? faith

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What goes best with meatballs? fried rabbit

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Do you agree this ad campaign is brilliant ? (not spam just happens to be an ad in the beginning) ab will not put link in. http://cosmos.bcst.yahoo.com/up/player/popup/index.php?rn=222561&cl=16814927&ch=6535903 it says "NOT FOUND!"

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What would you consider to be "colorful"? the falling leaves of Vermont

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Hey everybody - finally I just made maestro - who is ready to party? great to hear!!!! woo hoo!

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How mant copies must a book sell for it to become a bestseller? I think as long as it hits the New York Times list - it's a best seller http://www.nytimes.com/pages/books/bestseller/

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Is it ever OK to kiss and tell? only if you get permission

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Is this video not the cutest thing ever? she so cute

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Can you make the single ladies dance look this sexy?=D I still want to do that dance for my AB friends

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How high are hospital fees in the United States? exhorbitant

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Do you usually drive over the speed limit? try not to

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What's a lyric from a song, that became famous? ALL ABOARD!!!!....HAHAHAHAHA!

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What's the 1st thing that comes to mind when you hear the word "lights"? electricity

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When you were little, what's something that was scary? bigfoot

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How many slobs have you known in your life? quite a few - I don't know how anybody could live like that!

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Have you ever gotten tired of sleeping? yes I have! there are times you can sleep too much and just HAVE TO GET OUT OF BED

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Do you know a word begins with "pre"? preposition

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Would you let your dog lick your smelly, slimy, cheesy butt crack? I did and it felt soooo good! watch out! I think you dropped your crack pipe - sleeze!

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You wanna fight you mother fucking bitch? I'll kick your ass you pussy little cracker. Come over here and I'll make you my bitch. Bend over cunt... I bet you been screwed like a bitch in the ass so many times you don't even know when you are shitting

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Is it true that liberals have "nigger on the brain"? you have got to be THE most stupidest person alive!

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What nationality are your parents? Greek and Hispanic

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What kind of paint would one use to paint little Christmas ornament figurines (don't know what they're made out of) ? Would acrylic paint work? sure would

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What do you think is in this bag? a rotting possum

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What's the one kitchen tool you'd be lost without? a knife

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IF your s/o told you it was OK to go out and have an affair ; would you? BEEN THERE - DONE THAT!

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Has Adam Lambert gone too far? I don't think so

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Why doesn't the Mona Lisa have eyebrows? http://www.telegraph.co.uk/culture/art/3668700/Solved-Why-Mona-Lisa-doesnt-have-eyebrows.html

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What song would you have played at your funeral? Sad Eyes

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Where would you like me to kiss you? hard on the lips

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Who or what do you most associate with cowboys? ranches

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Can you name the artist and titles of these three songs? (see link) Roling Stones Annie Lennox don't know the last one

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Weatherman between 7th heaven - cloud 9 is now a maestro. Who would like to join me at a cloud 9 party in his honour? congratulations weatherman

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Is there any way to know if someone's has hacked your facebook? there were these WOW videoes going around that was a worm - DON'T OPEN THEM! if you did it would steal your password and you start automatically sending out the videos to all your friends and get their password as well

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Would you kiss a hot stranger? sure would!

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At what age did you truly feel like you'd grown up and became an adult? early 30's

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What do you look like? I heard anything since April of what I look like

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Why do people like you? I try to be a honest friend and don't give a bunch of BS -

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True or False: You like the movie(2012). i HEARD iT WAS horrible - false

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Can i have just one of your french fries? you can have them all - I am (trying to be) on a zero carb diet!

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Hey, you guys! AB's favorite bratty girl, SHATZEE, has made it to Guru status!!! WooooHooooo!!!! Won't you please join me in congratulating her?? Way to go, my friend!!! You're awesome! welcome to the GURU club, brat!

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What needs to be wiped clean? the food off a babys face

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Hey, anyone got a cigarette i can bum ? i want one so bad i can taste it .... TELL ME!!!!!!!!!!!! I ran out early and don't know where my next one will come from - been grouchy ever since

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So do you know your "gangsta" name? This site will tell you what it is in seconds! LOL!!! Swingin Dong African - LMAO

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Are you so messed up you don't even know how to end a bad thing the right way? (go ahead have fun what else can ya do ? ) you read me like a book

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Have you ever had a subscription to "Better Homes & Gardens", "Family Fun" or "Good Housekeeping"? my mom did

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What's the 1st monster that comes to mind? Godzilla

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How does a cow go? jingle jungle jingle (cow bell)

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What's something/someone "famous" that you've always wanted to see-in person? Bette Midler - her show is in Vegas

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What's one store YOU hate being dragged to, to go shopping? Fedricks of Hollywood

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What's one thing you really hated doing, when growing up? going to detention

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At the age of 18, What 5 words would you use to describe yourself or your life at that time? young and full of cum

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What's a cigarette brand that you remember a relative smoking? Pall Mall back when they were unfiltered

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Can you name one famous person who is deceased? Orson Wells http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Orson_Welles

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Target or Wal-Mart? Wal mart

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45 years ago today, what were you doing? This post is only for young people! lol still waiting to be born a year later

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Do you think this is going to be a successful business? See pic. do you mean the website? http://www.funnychill.com/

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Is marriage like a horse race? See video. Trust me, you will love this one. you should show this to keithhold

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Where, if anywhere, is beauty literally skin deep? when ugly is to the bone!

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Can you name any one character from any of the 6 Star Wars movies? HERE THEY ALL ARE

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Is this guy the guru of Facebook? I bet he gets poked aLOT

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What is wrong with this picture? LOL - it was a field trip

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I made a chicken salad sandwich with lots of cashews mixed in. Anyone want one? still full off my last sandwich - wink!

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What is your favorite memory of the beach? screwing on the jetties

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Have you seen santa's latest picture ? (laughs) eeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

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Is it time for your medication or mine? mine! thanks for reminding me

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Can you name a person, a place and a thing that begins with the letter S? Shatzeeland

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How much do you think Icys cyber baby would go for on eBay?=D starting bid: .99¢

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HEYYYYY , I just made level "69" !! Anyone want to have a drink and celebrate with me? we'll party at level 70!

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How much do you weigh? 177

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How many pens and pencils can you count on your desk at this moment? too many to count, but they are all in a coffee mug

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Do you like to read old questions and add pts as you read each response? I always do - wish others would pull up some of my old questions to recirculate

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What is your favourite Louis Armstrong song? WHAT A WONDERFUL WORLD

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Using only three words, what makes a good leader? lots of balls

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Is there a Barbie museum for all the different Barbies and her friends? http://findarticles.com/p/articles/mi_qn4176/is_20060908/ai_n16718944/

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Can this happen to you if you pick your nose too much? See pic now that is the result of waaaaaay to much cocaine use!

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Would you watch this cooking show? (warning: strong language and content). I took tips and made my own sandwich:

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Guys are born horny! See video. LOL!! Do you think this is proof? ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! made me choke on my cigarette!

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Is "2012" the best get laid date movie ever? LOL! See video! the blooper reel is funnier

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Im going to kick your god damn Ass if you dont answer me, so why are you not talking!? quit the cussing!!

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What is happens when alligators get a cavities? they get meaner!

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Do you like LOTS of pepper on your food, just a little bit or none at all? none at all - I HATE PEPPER!

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Can I have the last piece of _______? What word (s) can you use to finish the sentence? toliet paper - LOL

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What is the reason for the recent pep in your step? got laid!!!!!!!!!!

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What are the levels on Answerbag? I guess they can drop ther last line since we don't seem to have trophies anymore

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"What the hell are you doing in the bathroom day and night? Why don't you get out of there and give someone else a chance?" it takes time to look this good!

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When or Where is it not a good time to be barefooted? (without shoes or socks) when you are walking through a sticker patch

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NO FARTING! When or Where? in church

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What is the difference between a ton and tonne? same thing http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tonne

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Snow!? No thanks - I don't do coke anymore

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Why do men fall asleep after sex? because they are done!

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Do you think the AB all-time 'most points' leader board, specifically, is gone for good? I hope not - I liked it

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What's the 1st store that comes to mind, when hearing "holiday shopping"? Kmart http://www.kmart.com/?categoryId=913

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What's the most "laughable" gift you have ever gotten? a penis pump

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When you were little, what's one thing you would have called "yucky or gross"? spinach, but I love it now

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Why is there so many people!? because people don't use birth control

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My 22month old is that same size at the 7month old. If i put them in the same outfits could they fall as twins? (they look nothing like eachother) same answer

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My oldest (22months old) is the size of a 7month old baby, and thats how old his brother is, can they fall as twins IF dressed alike? thats going to be a big baby! I don't see wht not, but why add to the confusion

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Micky Mouse or Donald Duck? Donald Duck

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How is it there is a Yong Frankenstein category, with no questions? well I'll take care of that...

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Have you ever thought about putting pictures of your rooms on HGTV's Rate My Space? I just did

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We are having a problem with static electricity, after walking around the room for awhile if you touch something, you will get shocked! Is this a problem when oxygen is being stored in the house? Could be explode? electric man! LOL

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Can you tell me a good lawyer joke? A new client had just come in to see a famous lawyer. "Can you tell me how much you charge?", said the client. "Of course", the lawyer replied, "I charge $200 to answer three questions!" "Well that's a bit steep, isn't it?" "Yes it is", said the lawyer, "And what's your third question?"

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How many books on dog care do you own? 3- and they are on American Eskimoes

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What is the most random thing someone can say? my butthole itches

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Poverty is______________? for the birds

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Where can i purchase salvia, like specific store names http://www.aloe-vera.org/

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Which is the better butter? cocoa butter

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When did they stop making LP's? they still make them!

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Fill in the blank:OMG!It's a______________!I'm so scared!! a bee

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What's something you use, that uses batteries? camera

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Just what did you do in Vegas? WHATS DONE IN VEGAS - stays in Vegas!

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Snow??????? NO, NOT YET

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Why do young kids ask so many questions? because their brains are like sponges

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Have you heard this song? nope

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Is Sailor Moon dumb? this is the first time I've seen it... yes it is

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How do i fix my tv. I have an RCA d52w19 the power button blinks 3 times and quits. what can i do to fix it this lady had the same problem: http://en.allexperts.com/q/TV-VCR-Stereo-1749/RCA-D52W19-tv.htm

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Would this commercial make you want to buy this product? LMAO!!! LMAO - she turned it up!!!

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Im getting drunk will you like to join? (its free) I'm already drunk, but will join you anyways!

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Can you name one NBA team? Dallas Mavericks

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Would everyone join me in welcoming Spinderella as our newest SWAM!! congratulations

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What the recipe for making whoopee? need alot of spunk

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Could you really be comfortable in a bedroom like this? too delicate looking for me!

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I posed about 150 music questions last summer and all my other questions get recycled periodically but those NEVER do. How can that happen? I want my music questions on here I worked my bum off on those. I helped out where I could

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What is another way to say "broken"? FUBAR

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You win a FREE (1) room makeover!!! YAY! Which room would you like to be beautified? the kitchen... it's the most expensive to remodel

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What do you consider to be "deep"? bullshit some of my friends tell

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Which celebrity has done the best charity work? Jimmy Carter - US ex president

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What does a mandoline do? play music

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Did you know that I found a donkey in Texas and he was wearing a saddle? he probably brought some people over from Mexico

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At this moment, are you wearing anything lacey? hehehe

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Do you like punk rock and, if so, what kind? I used to listen to the Violent Fems and the Dead Kennedy's

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Do you look better in photos or in person? I look better in person - really not photgenic at all - or at least i don't think so - see profile for pics

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Is anyone else sick of hearing about new moon?.. I am,lol ME<ME<ME!!!!!!!!!!

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Do the rich have an obligation for the poor? if they have a conscience they will

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What's your favorite movie about "Trains"? Trains, Planes and Automobiles

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What's your favorite Rock N Roll song with the word Train in it? crazy train

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What is a type of wild animal native to where you live? squirrels and jackalopes

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How old was the youngest girl you heard of that got preggo? preggo? who says that?

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First thing that comes to mind whe you here the word,"dentist"? pain

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Why you got your _________________ in my face? butt

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What does bf mean to you? best friend or boyfriend

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Hey kids, Don't forget to____________? change your underwear...never know if you will be in an accident!

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My son just asked me if he would get "pink eye" because his little brother farted on his pillow. How do you respond to this? Or do you have any stories about funny things kids say? the only thing i can think of is when I was told about the boogey man!

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If I were to say Dexter, Hays Converter, Watusi and Zebu, would you know what I was talking about? (without looking it up) they are all cattle - i cheated!!

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Do you use real potatoes when making mashed potatoes or do you use the instant potatoes in the box? depends on if YOU are making them or not

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Why do so many people not give points for questions they answer? I hate when that happens

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Does music help you concentrate or does it do the exact opposite? depends if I'm trying to read or not

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If there were no wall in front of you right now, what would you see? my bedroom

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What do you like to mix with vodka? gratefruit juice

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Does anyone know the name of the ceo of FIDELITY INVESTMENTS? http://personal.fidelity.com/misc/buffers/qmp-landing-page.shtml.cvsr

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Are you a member of the same religion as when you were brought up? yes, and always will be!

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I tell you something and you say "kiss my ass". What did I tell you? let me run my hungry wet tongue around your cock

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Why the hell do some guys not respect the unwritten law of the urinals? You should stand as far away from any other guy as possible... not stand next to one. unless your looking for a nice cock to suck

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Gay? My freind looks deeply into my eyes when talking. Hes very feminine and pinches and smacks peoples bum, me aswell. He even showed me his pubes once. Hes never been in a relashionship with a girl although he knows many! Hes had other people think same ask him to suck your dick

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I'm 14, my mom moved me far away from all of my friends and she won't let me live with my grandparents and be happy.. I just want to go back home. Her new boyfriend is a dick and I hate her and him. What should I do? grow up and move out

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If someone offered to give you a million dollars to have sex with your S/O while you watched, would you do it? sure thing -

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What is your opinion of a women that says the f-word a lot? crass

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Why do we hate? because people are insecure

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Can you name a song that you have listened to in the last day? If so, what was it? I don't know the name of it and I widsh I did

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What's one word, that YOU HOPE NO ONE ever uses, to describe you? faggot

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What is one thing YOU stay away from? horny fat people

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What's a song YOU used to like, but have heard SO many times, that you just do not like it so much, anymore? Macho Man by the Village People

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Would you rather be naive and innocent or jaded and wise? jaded and wise

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What's something YOU can never seem to find? the end of my curiousity

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What's one movie that YOU are thankful you never paid to go see? I hear that 2012 was terrible

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What's one cereal that YOU doubt you'll ever grow out of? Chex

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What phrase or slogan, about anything, do YOU think, is a 'catchy phrase'? no pain - no gain!

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What comes to your mind 1st when you hear 'FUN'? a room full of naked people

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What's something you hope to never see, in YOUR home? a tranvestite

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What did it take to save your last relationship? a miracle

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Do you own leather pants? I have a friend on FB and we were just talking about that No - I don't

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What is the best thing you have ever watched from your window? a guy getting busted for selling crack!

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Will you choose the blueberry, strawberry or cherry cheesecake? none - thank you I'm on a diet and you need to stay away from them too if you want to get down to 250!

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Do you want your chili with beans or with no beans? no beans - thanks

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When it comes to your S/O, what are some ways to show you care? by cleaning the house once in awhile

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_______ + ________= LOVE!!! What names will you use to fill in the blanks? trust and lust

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What restaurant would you like to EAT FREE for one week? Red Lobster

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Can you name either a college or professional football team? my favorite: Miami Dolphins

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"Anyone can start a conflict, it's harder yet to disregard it" Agree? biting your tongue is most commnerable

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What should people be aware of? STD's

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What is the best way of coping with an unpredictable friend? in what way - unpredictable?

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Does anyone else eat Spaghetti-O's cold, right out of the can? gross!

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Have you ever shopped at a Goodwill or any other thrift store? ALL THE TIME! I find some excellent bargains there this is my favorite: http://www.thrifttown.com/

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Are you alone in your house right now? why? wanna come over?

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Did we ever think we'd see the day when Bob Dylan puts on a Santa hat and dances to a Polka Christmas song? he got ahold of some good stuff!

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I'm starting my own AB acronym. It will be AYPWIP (Are You Pondering What I'm Pondering). I think it fits in with the AB atmosphere and with my quest to take over the world! Who wants to join in and help do the same thing we do everynight? :P I will be there in spirit

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When is it your cue to leave the public bathroom? when you start to hear slurping sounds

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Do you think there will be hot pockets in Heaven?=D sure thing... it will be called manna!

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Hi honey, how was your day? don't start with me!!!!!!!!!!

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"Uh-oh! I think I forgot to shut off the...." The last time this thought crossed your mind, what did you think you forgot to shut off? the TV - had to keep it on to entertain my pets

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What is your favorite lunch food? bologna and cheese sandwich

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Is John Grisham overrated? I have read all his books and I don't think so BTW, here is his latest book, Ford County, the only one I haven't read yet http://www.jgrisham.com/ford-county/

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What is your favorite work of Nathaniel Hawthorne? The Artist of the Beautiful did a paper in college on it

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"Jay Was Here" is the answer... What was the question? =D What was written on the bathroom wall?

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What would you think of a dancer daring to dance barefoot on a bed made of 10,000 sharp upright nails? (see link) that is insane

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Who should worry the most about cervical cancer? sexually active women

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Were hobbits a distinct species of human? I hope not - don't care to be evolved from one of those

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How offten do you clean the windows of your home? I live with a clean freak so they are always clean and i don't have to do it!! HA!

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What's the longest you've ever waited in line, what was it for? for a stupid ride at a amusement park - 2 hours!!!!

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Who thinks that dog the bounty hunter and his crew look like they just stepped out of redneck quarterly? more like S&M wanna bes

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Mellow girl wears a COAT of indifference is now a maestro. Who would like to join me at Mellowstone National Park for a party to celebrate her achievement? congratulations there girl! way to go!

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What is a dish best served cold? chicken or pizza

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Is revenge really a dish best served cold? not for me.. I love my food cold

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What happens if you're caught urinating in public? you go to jail - I did!

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When the phrase "you could stop a clock" is used to describe someone's physicality; is that meant as a compliment or an insult? in the song "Pink Houses by John Cougar, it was meant as a compliment, but i normally take it as an insult!

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Do you celebrate Thanksgiving with immediate family; or extended family and friends? Large or small gathering? ususally just the extended fsmily - real family lives to far away

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Are you ambidextrous? if not, do you think it would help with making small tasks easier? wish i was , but the best I can get is being a mutitasker

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I LOVE SEX! When does sex become a detriment to a person's life style? In other words, how far is too far? when you wake up with heat bumps all over your mouth from being down there too long!

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Are humans much like our cats? You have to watch this video! I've seen that - funny as hell translation

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What is your favorite golfer's joke? Here is the best one I've ever heard! thats funny as hell! Hole In One As a young man, Norton was an exceptional golfer. At the age of 26, however, he decided to become a priest, and joined a rather peculiar order. He took the usual vows of poverty,chastity, but his order also required that he quit golf and never play again. This was particularly difficult for Norton, but he agreed and was finally ordained a priest. One...

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Has the "cat got your tongue" this morning? no, i'm biting my tongue this morning otherwise they would be HUGE fight (BITCH!!!! STUPID MOUTHY WOMEN! ...I feel better now)

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Have you heard the rumor that betty crocker and sara lee ganged up on that little debbie kid and squished the creme right out of her oatmeal cremes pies? must have been a Ménage à trois

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If vampires are undead, then if you have sex with one aren't you technically committing necrophilia? interesting thought

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Do you agree with the statement"No pain, no gain"? yes I do! yearn for the burn!

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Would I need to buy a saddle to ride my donkey when I buy him? you could go bareback

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How much would a small donkey cost in Texas? it would be cheaper to go across the border and buy a burro

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Are you happy with your smile? it's my best attribute

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You have 5 minutes to ruin your life. The clock is ticking. What do you do? shoot up 100 units of crystal meth!

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What is a maser? Microwave Amplification by Stimulation Emission of Radiation

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Find the cosines of the interior angles of the triangle with vertices A(3,-1,1), B(4,1,0) and C(2,-3,0). find the vector component of AC orthogonal to AB. AB is the interior angle to Answerbag!

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What are the 2 categories for wild mammals carviorous and vegetarian

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What are some fun games to play in the shower? drop the soap

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What was the last song that made you laugh? FACK by Eninem where have you been - haven't seen you on in a LONG while!

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How long do speeding tickets stay on your record? 3 years

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How do you like your brownies? fresh

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I am looking for a sex cam site where there are british or american female performers on line. www.webcamnow.com

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Would you ever purchase and wear a pair of backward high heels? how crazy is that?????

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How can you find free 1000 word essays on the internet? just write it yourself... you just might LEARN something!

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How long is a 1000 word essay? approximately 100 lines on a page - because the average paper line hold around 10 words - depending on how big you write

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What's one thing, that you just cannot understand, why someone would collect? fingernails clippings - i knew someone that wanted to fill a bottle of them and save them - don't know if he ever did or not!

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What's one music group you'd never listen to? any of that gansta rap crap

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What makes you feel used? when people steal from me

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Are you allowed to take animals into another country, or do they need a passport too? no, they usually will quarantine them to make sure they have no diseases

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What's one thing about the way YOU look, that you wish you could change? wish my balls hung lower - LOL

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Is there anything "not good" that you would say about your Mom? just that shes dead - thats not good!

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What is up with this? Another Glitch? Or are they gone forever? When I clicked on the link it shows NONE OF 'EM! if you post an answer you will see that they are all still there - just hiding

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What do you look like? where did they go?

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Answerbag. What happened here? Could you restore the answers and comments to this question? after I posted an answer they all came back

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Keithold made it to Illuminati, would everyone join me in a fantastic Aussie style celebration? WELL DONE KEITH. what happened???????

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Do you think that people are less picky about who (or what) they sleep with if they are drunk? See pic. sure they do, but i don't know if I would pick a tree!

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Would you like to see John Oliver do more stand up? not sure

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What's a line that was said in a movie, that became famous? "I'll buy that for a dollar!" -RoboCop

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What's one word, that does NOT describe you? flamboyant

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What's one thing, anything, that you've never liked? brussel sprouts

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Can you name a famous "brown-eyed-girl"? Linda Ronstadt

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Besides working, what's one thing that you do, that you hate doing? kissing ass

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What's one thing your dad often did/or/does say? crossword puzzles

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What might YOU push? your enemy

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Do you currently have cough drops at your house? yes I do - just got over a real bad cough

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What is your pilgrim name? Your Pilgrim Name Is: Enoch Tilly

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With the costs of saving energy(around $80 a month for a family of 5) will the practice of hanging cloths outside on a clothesline come back? it will probably just get absorbed with other expenses

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Fill-in: It's raining _________. (e.g., cats and dogs) bullocks

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How do you get a question into the "Adult " Category? click on the adult section

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If your bf/fiance/husband says he is ok with a threesome and the third party is another man, does that mean he doesn't care much for the woman he is with to allow another man to be with her in front of him? maybe he just want to be with another man without the guilt

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What is the best thing to do with autumn leaves? hide in them and scare an unsuspecting passerbyer

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Moongrim is now a Swami. Who would like to join me at a moon party in his honour? Congratulations Moongrim - no need to be grim no more!

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Why do birds suddenly appear every time you are near? because you attract them

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In the old nursery rhyme, the dish ran away with the spoon. Where did they go anyways? they came to my house so I could use and abuse them!

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The ABer bubblegum72 just became a sage!=D Who wants to congratulate him with me? congratulations bubblegum

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The duct-tape is hindering my breathing, and this rope is burning my wrists, what should I do? swallow your gum

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Are you wearing pantyhose today?? and if so, what color? just washed them and they are hanging over the shower to dry

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When you turn on the radio, do you choose the country music station or the rock music station? depends on my mood - I like them both

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What's the 1st thing that comes to mind, when you hear "fast food"? hamburgers

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What's one "man thing"? farting in public

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What's the most popular (common) thing that you can think of? roof over your head

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Can you name a famous person that is 5'5" tall & under? not sure, but I am going to go with Prince

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4 words after sex, what would you say? did you like that?

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What's 4 words you would like to hear? checks in the mail

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What were the last color of eyes that you really noticed and what made them stand out ?) they were blood shot! too much wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

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Do you sometimes freeze your bread so that it lasts longer? I always do that! I just took a loaf out 5 minutes before this question - WOW!

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If i look up-- will you look up with me, look down, or look around? well while you are looking up, I will be looking at your breasts

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What food comes to mind when you hear the word "leftovers"? stew

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Has there been instances in your life when you played Devil's Advocate? I always like to play devils advocate

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Ugh! How can you even sleep at night?! pillls! lot of pills!

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What will be the name of your next pet that you get from the local shelter? I always wait until i get the pet to find out their characteristics, then name them accordingly

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If you were writing an essay today for a class, what would be the title of the essay? Make sure People have a sense of humor before you send them an email

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What makes a great souvenir, especially when you don't want to spend a lot of money? a shot glass

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Would you ever put one of these in your yard? LOL!! love it!!!!!!!! look at the look on that man's face

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What is your favorite dessert or meal made using apples? it's got to be apple strudel

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If you had an unwanted mouse in your house, will you set the trap that kills or the trap that catches live for safe release? kill the SOB - it will only get into the house again

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What are best treats for a dog? I like to give my dog Pupperoni

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When was the last time you did the "Time Warp"? it has been quite a long while - I think it would be fun to go see it yet once again!

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Where could I find lyrics to the Charlie Daniels Band song "Stroker Ace"? just memorize it

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Is yeast a fungus? it's a spore

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What is the best way of avoiding boredom while stuck at an airport? the internet

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Should you fly, roast, or grill your bird? none of the above - I like to flip it!

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Would you choose the mashed potatoes or the baked potato? mashed potatoes with lots of butter

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Do you prefer explorer over firefox? or vis versa? I have both, but I can't see what all the rage is about with Firefox!

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What makes you decide to answer a question or pass it over and find another? the complexity and stupidity of the question - or if I have no clue about what the question is about

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Do you prefer chocolate or vanilla pudding? I hate pudding

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What song brings a smile to your face, no matter what? Dido - White Flag

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What does July mean to you? means 5 months before Christmas!!!!!!!!!

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Which toenail is the hardest to trim? I just can't seem to get this one!

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What is something you probably won't find in Donald Trump's briefcase? tickets to DisneyLand

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What is something not wise to ignore? burial expenses

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When you think about steel, concrete, and water, what comes to mind? ways to dispose of a body!!

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Would you rather have a 10 minute jacuzzi or a 20 minute bath? jacuzzi for sure

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Has anyone else gotten sick of AB? Dealing with the immature teenagers, users at each other's throats, the scams, the trolls. AB just doesn't appeal to me anymore. Anyone else having this problem and noticing the changes? It kind of makes me sad. I am definitely seeing changes, but still willing to give it the benefit of the doubt...for now!

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What songs are associated with the New Orleans Saints? When the Saints Come Marching In

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When was the last time you had to take an Antibiotic prescribed by your doctor? it been awhile, but I am taking them now for my finger http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1813454

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Have you ever had a fever over 102 degrees? sure have... had 104 for a couple of hours - scared the hell out of me

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Courage is walking naked through_____________? a swarm of bees with honey all over you

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Fill-in: I could never quite__________. understand organic chemistry

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What do you think of when I say the word: WAR? Frankie Goes To Hollywood

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Why do you like Answerbag? Is there anything you don't like about it? wish the scores would come back

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If Sex came in flavors, what would be YOUR favorite flavor? sensious cinnamon

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Is it ever appropriate to write about your lovers on the Internet? I do all the time... thing is, I just don't use their real names

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Have you ever seen a midnight showing of a movie? I have to go with everybody else and say The Rocky Horror Picture Show

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Does one of your family members have a weird habit that drives you nuts? yeah, my uncle... why can't he just keep his mouth shut!!!

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If I were to use your razor to shave my legs with, would you be okay with that? as long as you don't mind a bloody razor, I'm always cutting myself! ewwwwwwwwww

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Who is the more iconic figure Elvis or JFK? for me it was JFK

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Is the Japanese language easier to learn than the Chinese language? I hear that Mandrain Chinese is the hardest to learn

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What is Stephen Stucker (Johnny from Airplane) doing now? oops - just found out that he is dead - RIP Johnny!

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Do you think Lady Gaga is attractive? here is pic of her without makeup - you tell me?

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Can any of you relate to this video? Either as the parent or the kid . . . LMAO!! no comment

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He says "SLUT" you say__________? "you wish"

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Do you have any cheese in your house? What kind? why? are you a mouse looking for a snack?

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I am so tired , it is time for a nap, Who will be kind enough to wake me in a couple of hours? just set your Spongebox Bob alarm clock

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Do you like apple butter? it's good!

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What did Amy Winehouse say "no, no, no" to? going to rehab

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If I were to throw something at you, what would you perfer that something to be? throw some of those tasty meatballs

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If you was me & you needed a witness: who would you go for Enimen or Wendy James-Can I get a witness? ( plse click link) is that for real? if so, it explains alot about him

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Have you heard of sockpuppet porn? See video. LMAO!! LMAO -"Who wants a big black sock!!?"

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What is it called when you do not want to do a chore & it is not through laziness? rebeliousism

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If you came across this little gem of a video and posted it on AB, how would you phrase your question? miss thang please!

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Would you act this way around your favorite weatherman? wow that is pretty creepy

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Should this guy not be allowed to play with matches? did you see the window shades shudder in the background - WOW!

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Would you ever crawl under a horse like this lady did? I thought she was going to do something nastier

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Do you have a coffee table in your living room? no I do not - this girl named Gurdy came over and wanted to hve sex on it and broke it!

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Not that I care too much, but is AB admin ever goint ot fix the rank list? I do care and if they don't do something - they are going to lose some good people

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Do you perfer to make your own homemade chicken noodle soup or do you just eat it from a can? have you ever looked at the sodium content on the canned soup? like over 800 mg of sodium per can!

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Is your kitchen floor so clean you could eat off of it? thats what my maid says

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Does anyone else think this site ROCKS!? I've had nothing but kind welcomes, pleasant comments and met some great people. Compared to say YouTube where people can't wait to belittle you, try to "fight" you and are generally unpleasant. welcome to the AB family

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What's the most valuable thing you've ever had in your personal possession (even momentarily)? keys to a Bentley

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Fill-in: I curse the day that_________. that I can't wipe my own butt

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In three words or less, how would you describe your emotional stability? doing okey dokey

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Our incredibly helpful and wise friend Galeanda is now an "Illuminati" on AB. Would you like to join me in congratulating her? Definitely deserved, well done! great going girl - I knew you would do it!!!

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For those of you who have ever played "Minesweeper". - Don't you love it when this happens? (See link) I never did get that game!

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Can you tell me something I've never heard before? Elect Cotton 101 for President!

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What would be the hardest thing about loving you? knowing that I always get what I want!

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Help! My _____________ is burning!!! (fill in the blank, please) cookies!

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How often do you wear a pair of high heel shoes? only when I feel SASSY!

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Can you tell me one thing you currently do NOT have in your freezer? that guy i cut up last week - got rid of it just in time - wheeee

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What shouldn't you do with paint? brush you teeth with it

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Why don't the pencils at golf courses have erasers? because the golf courses are cheapskates

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The answer is "grass". What is the question? what do cows eat?

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What shouldn't be done with ink? use it for eyeshadow

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When was the last time you used the ATM? this past weekend

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Have you seen the Grand Canyon- what was it like? I have flown over it it - does that count?

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What's one store you'd never purchase something from? Fredricks of Hollywood http://www.fredericks.com/

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Today is POLICE's 40th birthday! Will ya'll please join me in a big birthday celebration for him? WhooooHoooo HAPPY BIRTHDAY POLICE!!!! Happy birthday Police!! My friend Gurdy would like to give you something special for your birthday.. she might look dorky and timid, but she is a wildcat with policemen!!

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What is your favorite song, whose title is also a question? Where is the Love?

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Gene H is now a guru. Who would like to join me at a champagne party to celebrate? congratulations Gene H! party on!

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What are the men/workers that drill oil called? roughnecks, but they should alo be called rednecks from working in the sun all the time

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Has one of your AB anniversaries ever been congratulated? yes it has http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1753236

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What can you say to a guy to let him know that he is NOT Mr. Excitement? don't be such a bump on a log

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It's Farting Karaoke night. Who will be the featured performer? Mr. Methane is the featured guest http://mrmethane.com/

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IF your S/O gets drunk and beat your children, ages 4 & 6, in front of you ... then assults/beat on YOU .. would you stay with them because you "love Them " or What would YOU do? please....I hope you have more sense than that

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Why men can't cross their legs as tightly and gracefully as women? 3 guesses...and the first two don't count!

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Dont you hate more duplicate questions? what annoys me is not being able to flag them

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At this moment, what is something you are NOT wearing? a gridle

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What is your favorite salad dressing? blue cheese please

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If you get change back after buying something, and all the cashier gives you is bills, do you tell them it's non-cents? thats cute

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What is something you blend? oil and gas for 2 stroke motors

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What would happen if you got rid of your television? I would be subjected to listening to ranting and raving

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Can you write a good sentence using the word "property"? The property appraised at 200,000 however, in this economy, the seller had to reduce his asking price.

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(plse input word) ........... up my life? spice

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Does anyone have any /contemporary/ evedience for the historical existance of Jesus Christ? it is called the New Testament

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H1N1 vaccine - for it or against it? I'm still not too sure, I have heard both good and bad things about it

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When I say serene, what images or objects do you think of? a peaceful waterfall on a remote island

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Kevin g is Answerbag's newest member. Who would like to welcome kevin g to the community with me? you got a long way to go, buddy!

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As soft as a __________________? Charmin

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Hi, I'm Chris Hansen from Dateline NBC. Why don't you take a seat over there? oh shit! where are the cameramen?

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Are you aware of any movies that filmed an actual death? Faces of Death Parts 1,2,3,4,and 5 http://www.facesofdeath.com/

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I just got a new baby turtle, what should I name him? Justin

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What living creature (as in not extinct) have you never seen in real life before? sharks

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What is French? whores

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Have you ever before, at some time in your life, made a sandcastle at the beach? yes I have - look and see...

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What is an intresting fact of the "Rolling Stones"? Charlie Watts eloped with his girlfriend. What was her name? Shirley. Charlie and Shirley Watts have a daughter called Seraphina. http://www.funtrivia.com/en/Music/Rolling-Stones-1594.html

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What was a memorable event that happened in the 1980's? I graduated high school - 1984!

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Thining of the years 1980-1990, What is the name of a popular band? Duran Duran http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VCD4rtcOgHE

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What year will you turn 90 yrs old? 2055 - good luck there!

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What does the "S" on Superman's chest stand for? SNATCHMAN

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What's something you say every single day at least once? AA-AA-ACHOO! dang allergies

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Do people tend to think they are smarter than they really are? I am guilty of that sometimes by throwing a few words out there that are big and intimidating

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What is riuniti? it's a restaurant in Mesquite, TX http://listings.guidelive.com/mesquite-tx/venues/show/1089996-riunitis

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If you had a hammer, what would you do? I'd hammer that nail right into the wall

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What is something that can be "roasted"? anything like my question: http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1785672

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Do Carrie Underwood and Taylor Swift sing country music? of course they do: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fd5UeL6wEmI http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5wRkoGKQ8qQ

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What place makes you smile? a place on the beach

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What is your favorite sitcom? Golden Girls

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Which of these black sitcoms of the 1970's is your favorite: The Jeffersons, What's Happening, Good Times or Sanford & Son? it's a toss up between The Jeffersons and Good Times

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Is there a box of macaroni and cheese anywhere in your house? sure is... food of the gods!

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Walmart is selling Coffins online now, What are your thoughts on it? funny, disturbing, or just another example of Walmart taking over the world? OMG! that seems alittle disturbing to me - I sure hope they don't start putting them in the stores!

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As soft as a __________________? baby's bottom

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Have you ever been to West Virginia before? no I haven't - what's it like?

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Can you describe yourself in one word using the letter 'N'? narcissistic

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Where would be the weirdest place where you would find a pink plastic flamingo? on top of a grave

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Can you give me some TTs; two words put together that begin with T? tater tots

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Where is the world's largest video screen? just down the street from me at the Cowboys Stadium

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If the song mentions the word "cry", it must be ___________? Godley and Creme http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YdKJBxWZdoI

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On a scale of 1 to 10 (with 10 being the best) how do you rate your social skills; and why? I would say 8 - I can strike up a conversation with just about anybody

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Is it better to be single or married? Why? single and loving it

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Of all the things i've lost,i miss my________the most digital camera...:(

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Where in the world is ____________________ ? Fill in the blank. did you go???

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Why are legal pads yellow in color? so they would stand out...I guess

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What is up with the leaderboard? All that's there are page numbers. I sure they would hurry up and fix it - I want to know where I stand

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Do you know anyone who really needs this sign? I wasn't all that impressed - http://ava7.com/

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Does this look like a smart dog to you? thats funny - good doggie!

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OMG!!! Would you consider this guy the world's luckiest man? if you play on the tracks you will eventually see a train - well, he saw two!

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Would you ever pull this little trick on trick or treaters? thats just wrong!

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Did you hear about the two year old kid kicked off the Southwest flight. What do you think if you were the parent? What about if you were a passenger? people will complain for just about everything these days! BTW, in your your profile it says that your avatar is your dog - you might want to change that - LOL

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What song are you most likely to hear at Christmas? country singers remaking Christmas carols

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What was the brand of your 1st ever computer? I have already asked this question, but it doesn't show up as a dup - oh well!

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What's something that comes in a bottle? messages

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What is your favorite expression for describing someone who is not with it? couple of cards shy of a full deck elevator doesn't go to the top bats in the belfrey

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Does a festival combining evil clowns, fairies and zombies with Jane's Addiction, KISS and Eminem sound like a fun Halloween weekend? wouldn't be a party without Marilyn Manson

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When does 1 + 1 = 1? when whats mine is mine and whats yours is mine!

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Who is better: Lady Gaga or Rihanna? lady GAGA

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What makes for a fun party? sex, drugs and rock and roll

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Gays have a flag...what would a "straight" flag look like? probably something conservative

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Ahh, Halloween. Seems like it was just yesterday. Know what I mean? not it doesn't... it feels like a month ago!

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I'm going to be leaving again,I just wanted to say thank,and you,and I love you all! well just make sure and pop in on occassion

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Why was YouTube down earlier today? maintenance probably...

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How bad did you get screwed? pretty bad, but at least I got kissed!

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As naked as a _____________________? you might find an answer here....

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My good friend anywho is now a sage! Would you all join me in a big party in her honour? Way to go my friend! Congrats Anywho!!! WOOO HOOO! http://www.fireworks.com/interactive/shows/rate-fireworks2.asp?pid=4831 I don't know who the girl is, but there is your fireworks

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What do YOU think chocolate is NOT good on? spinach

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True or False, did your trees look like this on 11.1.09? I knew what the pic was going to look like before I even saw it - nope sure didn't ...thank God!

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What is good the song or the gingle advert?(plse click link) I like both

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How are you feeling today? feeling decent - sorry to hear you're not feeling spiffy, hope you get to feeling better

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Would you join me in congratulating our art expert, Nick on reaching Maestro level? (Congrats, Nick!! You rock!!!) Congratulations Nick - WOOOO HOOOO

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If hate was a flavor what would it taste like? dirt

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Name something that is made from silk..... spider webs

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As angry as a__________________? jaded lover

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Have you flipped your calendar to November yet? thanks for the reminder - doing it now - this seems like deja vu http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1726548

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How safe is Boston? I wouldn't live there

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Do you feel nostalgic seeing one of your old Answerbag questions? yes I do - I always hope some of them come back to life sorry OOP for you - (out of points)

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What would you think if someone got you a real life Pirate Ship for your birthday? I'd ask where they got it so i could return it and get something I really wanted

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Are you, or are you not, in your 30's? in my mind I am!

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Ok i admit it, i went though and moved all my clocks forward one hour, then remembered fall back, duh ! have you ever done this? thats funny, but no can't say I have! must of been having a WEEEEEEEEEEEE moment

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Who is a man or woman that has done everything? I would have to say Hugh Hefner

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Rock operas or regular operas? ROCK FOR SURE, but it's never over until the fat lady sings!

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What is your favourite music from the 00's? Lady Gaga - I think she is the next Madonna http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6fDwRRZ7eUo

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Do you eat white meat chicken or dark meat chicken I prefer the dark, but I will eat any!

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LOOK at THIS! SPICY HOT has made 80 A(SWAMI)...... LIGHTS, cameras and ALOT of action, who wants to say CONGRATULATIONS? wow - I didn't see this until todaY - CONGRATULATIONS

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What do you do if you drop your favorite pen in a public toilet? give it to someone you don't like that likes to put pens in their mouth

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Why aren't you out trick-or-treating right now? because I wanted to make sure and answer you question first!

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What was white when you bought it... but isn't anymore? my underwear -

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If someone dared you, would you go through a restaurant drive through dressed like this? not at all, but I want company

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Hell-o guys and ghouls! can I have your best (or worst) Halloween pun? Come on, take a stab at it. hollow weenie

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If this guy showed up at your door Halloween night, would you give him candy? I say we just ran out! SORRY!

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Which boob do you notice first in this picture? that looks like a paste job!

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Trick or treat?(Has anybody asked this question yet?) Yeah! I'm the first one to answer!! I had a trick last night so I'll take a treat

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Are you a trick or a treat? Which do you do to get candy? I got my trick last night and it was a treat!

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Braaaiiinns, Braaaiins, I need human Braaains, Do you want some also? MUUUwWAAAAHHHHa! this is cute

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What celebrity do you look like? Take this test. Click on link. I got Hayden Christensen 80% match. okay, check this out: Pierluigi Colina 67% - (who the hell is that?) Barbarba Striesand- 58% Graham Greena - 54% Albert Finney - 49% Andriy Shevchenko - 48% Scott Bakula - 47% Gina Lollobridgida - 56% Prine Harry of Wales - 46% Freedy Prinze Jr - 45% Zcolt Baumgartner - 45% WHO THE HELL ARE THESE PEOPLE... with the few exceptions!

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LMAO!! This woman called 911 to report that she was driving drunk. What do you think of this? now I have heard EVERYTHING!

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What was the first thing that you cooked in an oven? how in the world do you expect me to remember that when I can't remember what I did yesterday

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When you hear "Halloween", what comes to mind first? candy,candy candy!

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The Name of your Nearest River...? The Trinity River runs not but a few blocks away from me in the Ft. Worth pic - i live just outside of this pic - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trinity_River_(Texas)

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Have you walked the dog yet? yes I have...she tells me when she want to take ME for a walk

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What TV show do you never miss an episode of? Grey's Anatomy

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Is there some particular food that you refuse to eat? beets

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According to tradition, a person born on Halloween will posses what ability? fly like a bumblebee, sting like a bee? LOL

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How many people were hung during the Salem Witch Trials? http://www.law.umkc.edu/faculty/projects/ftrials/salem/salem.htm

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What place in your house do you use your computer? in my computer room

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IF Answerbag became a PAY site ; how much would be the MOST that you'd pay to remain here OR would you STOP using A/B? I'd make like a tree and leave!

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What type of music suits Halloween? Monster mash

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Can you describe your bank account in 3 words or less? in the red

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Are you still in bed this morning, typing on your computer between the sheets? I should be after last nights drunk!

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How well do you handle getting a vaccine? it's just a shot in the arm!

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What is your Halloween name? <embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" pluginspage="http://www.macromedia.com/go/getflashplayer" name="flashplayer" src="http://i251.photobucket.com/albums/gg294/wafpaf/namegenerator/swf/halloween.swf?fname=Fire Breathing+Ninja&n=kewl+guy" quality="high" width="340" height="210" swliveconnect="true"...

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What is your Halloween name? kewl guy the fire breathing ninja

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Type your name/username into Google images. What is the first picture that comes up? this is what I got

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Does anyone feel like singing a lyric from "Tainted love" to me? once I ran to you... now I run from you!!!

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When is the day of the dead? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Day_of_the_Dead

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Would you trust a pill that would restore your hair's nature color? (see link) no i wouldn't

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Today I have no __________________? regrets

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A #1 hit by _____________ in the year __________. Who and when? July 1 – August 4 1984 Prince - When Doves Cry http://www.bobborst.com/popculture/number-one-songs-by-year/?y=1984

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Yes or No, do you use an eye glasses or sun glasses case? yes, but i don't use it

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What color is your eye glasses or sun glasses case? black

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If you could have at work, a dispenser that doles out free "anything" (other than money) what would you want it to dispense? gift cards would be nice!!!

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How do you feel about deceased celebrities trying to sell you something ? (please read link) I know what you mean, earlier today I saw an ad for Jupiter Jack with pitchman Billy Mays

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Do you have Metro PCS as your cell phone carrier? I am thinking of switching over to it and I wanted opinions. I am thinking of them too, but afraid if i leave the area if i will have coverage

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Jelly beans or gummy bears? gummy bears please

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There is a ________ in my soup! vegetable

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Name something that you can pop..... a top!

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On a scale of 1 to 10 how annoying are you? I range the scale - depends on my mood!

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What is the most important feature in picking a "soulmate?" have to have a sense of humor and love animals

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What is the biggest problem that you ever had with your washing machine? when they get unbalanced... I HATE THAT!

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We have special drawers in our homes for silverware, socks, underwear, junk, etc. What is something that you probably don't need a special drawer for?? (humor invited) my candy!!! I just keep it next to me , by the bed!

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What is the most amount of spammers have you seen use AB in one day? (I've already come across 3 this morning) where????? I want some points!

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Halloween sweets or alternatives to candy - which side are you on? "Candy on the beach, there's nothing better...but I like candy when it's wrapped in a sweater..."

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Apple juice or orange juice? orange juice for me

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What is your favorite meat pie: chicken, turkey, beef, or pork? Marie Callendar's pot pies are to die for!

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Name something that is gray.... my comforter and sheets

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Cleaning my home makes me feel _______________? productive

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What year were you born, and how old are you today? 1965, August - yeah! I'm old school

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How would you handle it if you didn't like your child's friends? tell them, "sorry, but they are not allowed over here anymore!"

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What action if any should be taken against Andre Agassi following his admission that he used crystal meth? I bet his "drug-user assistant, known as Slim" did it to get into his pants!

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When are children most at risk? walking home from school

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Have you done your best to enlighten AB members tonight? I think you have with all your sex questions

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Are you are serious person or more of a clown? love to clown around

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Name a word that starts with the letter O. occupation

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Do vampires use search engines? no they use Craigslist!

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Do you ever feel stoned or drugged for no reason? I have a friend that does, in fact, she called me today and told me thaT

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Do you see yourself as a sexy person? could i say yes without sounding vain?

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Is it a sign of a drinking problem if you are regularly having beer for breakfast? yeah! I would definitely see that as a problem!

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Would you like to be fluent in another language: what stops you from learning it? I am... Spanish

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Is Twitter more useful than Facebook? I don't think so

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Do you have fingernail clippers within reach? wow... how about that... they are right in front of me!

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What is your idea of a typical 1970's song? anything Bee Gees

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Who is your comical alter ego? Peter from Family Guy

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Can you give me a song that features great drumming? these are two of my favorites:

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Have you ever left something important behind when you've left your home? if you mean as when you move, no I usually check 4,5,6 times before i move!

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Would you sail on a cruise ship called the Titanic? yes i would, I would just make sure they had enough boats for everyone first

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What's one odor that is instantly distinguished? onions

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What would be a bad name, for a travel agency? Always Gone Travel Agency

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Would you like to watch classic movies streaming free online? I'll check it out later - thanks

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Where is the worst place you could yell out swine flu? church or funereal

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Is Scientology a fraud? I think it's a crock http://www.scientology.org/

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Would you rather have a chicken sandwich or grilled chicken breast with a homemade roll? the second one please

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Is Detroit becoming a ghost town? yeaH, everyone is killing each other off

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Fill-in: It's not about how much you know, it's________. it's about WHO you know

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What are some slang words/terms for money in your native tongue? greenbacks

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Are you a "touchy-feely" person? if i am in lust with you I am!

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In this economy it would be crazy not to ______ pinch pennies

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When I say, you are very s e x y, you say ______? "get out of here!!!"

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What is one important thing that you must remember to do in order to avoid embarrassments when you go out on a date? chew with you mouth closed

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Have they eliminated ranking or just a glitch in the underware? hopefully just a glitch

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Which grows back faster your hair or nails? hair for me

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Isn't it about time that I cash in my chips? I just reached the 200,000 point mark. still trying to attain that 100,000 mark!

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What is the best kind of dog to have for an inside pet? one that is house trained for sure

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Who is your favorite Jeff Dunham character? Walter, Peanut, José Jalapeño on a Stick, Achmed the Dead Terrorist, etc Achmed the Dead Terrorist - hands down!

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If you could only eat one dish for dinner for a whole month, what dish would you choose? salads

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Have you ever looked at the rescues on petfinder.com? Wow, it is a great site to find a pet that needs a good home! yes indeed! that is where I plan on getting my next dog

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When I say lonely, what song do you think of first? I have this 45!!!

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Why would a zombie be a cheap date? no - you would pay with your life

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Do the stupid things that we did as kids have to follow us around for the rest of our lives? Why do people like to tease others about their childhood goofiness? because it's good to remember the old days

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Do you think you know the difference between "transvestite" and "transsexual" without looking it up? What do the words mean, to you? transvestite is a guy that likes to wear womens clothes transsexual is a guy/girl that wants to change or has changed sexes

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Have you ever been to drug rehab, if so did it help you? yes went to a court appointed facility caled Substance Abuse Felony Punishment Facility (SAFPF) -it helped, but still played with it afterwards for awhile http://www.acronymfinder.com/Substance-Abuse-Felony-Punishment-Facility-(Texas)-(SAFPF).html

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Should American football players eat hot dogs while a game is being played? they might lose their concentration

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Will women become their mothers and men their fathers as they get older? they will have the same outlooks on life for the most part

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Some punks broke a bridge on my property tonight, so should I break their legs or arms if I catch them? (humor of course) naw, just make them repair it while wearing rabbit suits and have everyone laugh at them!!!

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Are you tired of hearing about Jon and Kate Gosselin? yes, it's time for something much different

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All I could say was, "WOW!" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H8f8drk5Urw What do you say? The URL contained a malformed video ID.

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Is there no such thing as a "bad vegetable"? well, if it is soft and moldy - i would say that is a bad vegetable!

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Why did GeoCities close? i NEVER USED IT

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Have you ever rubbed your eyeball and somehow, accidently managed to roll your eyelid up inside your eye? (like where the lashes were touching the inside of your eye) like YEAH! WHO HASN'T..... DUH! lol

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Do you ever wear headbands, barretts or other accessories in your hair? no - it would mess with my crown! I AM THE KING!

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What is something good to think about before you go to sleep? winning the lottery

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What is something that you try to keep your hands off? anything with herpes

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What do you think when you see a faceless profile on facebook? I think that they don't own a digital camera or know how to upload a pic

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What do you think of the changes to Facebook? I found a fix for it - this is one of my posts: If you dont like the new FB, here is how to change it back to the old. Look to the top left menu and click on MORE. Then drag STATUS UPDATES to the top. After dragging it to the top, click on it. That becomes your default, and it is like before. Pass... it on.

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How would you incorporate a Twinkie into a gourmet recipe? put garnish around it

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Which 1980's stars would make great dolls? billy Idol

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What would make some people feel like they are quarantined on AB? if the spammed

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What is your favorite dart throwing target? a drunks toe

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Have you ever before, at any time in your life, worn a tutu? sssssssshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

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Can you give me an L word followed by an S word? little snake

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What was that alligator doing in the beauty parlor? thats not an alligator... thats my mother-in-law!!!

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11+3 = 2 explain this! I can't, but did you know that 25 divided by 5 equals 14?

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Have you ever injected AB intravenously? no I haven't... is there a taste afterwards?

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Why am I answer 7 of 9? because 7 ate 9

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Did you know that Soft Cell's "Tainted Love" is actually a cover of some obscure artist's- known as Gloria Jones- song? Are you glad you know now? no i didn't - thanks

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Who is your favorite author? John Grisham

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Have you ever experienced a derecho? derecho is spanish means "right" as in the direction

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When you're depressed about anything, how easy is it for you to bounce back and feel good again? pretty easy - I'm easy going...for the most part

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Cats can high of of catnip, do any other animals get high off of other plants, in particualr plants that do not have any effect on humans? you must be watching The Animal Planet Channel because i just saw a episode on this http://digg.com/pets_animals/Fascinating_Lemur_Uses_Millipedes_as_a_Drug_to_Get_High

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Ok, this is without a doubt my new favorite song...what do you think? not my style, but glad you like it

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Have you ever had a "duh" moment? If so, what was it about? I call them brain farts!

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Are you ready for a job change? I ready for a job!!!!

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What color is your shirt or blouse that you are wearing at the moment? blue

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Name something that is gold.... my pen!

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Name something that is silver. Icy Silver is

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Do you know how to win friends and influence people? yes! I have read the book!

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Where does the saying "holy Toledo" come from? Robin was the only one I have heard use that phrase

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In an effort to promote it's new windows 7 upgrade, microsoft partnered with burger king in japan to produce a 7 layer whopper burger, available for 7 days, have you seen it, if so what do you think of this sandwich? too much

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Have you ever eaten at Red Lobster? yes i have, butquit going because the last we went the bill was over 200.00!!!

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Does involvement in social media lead to groupthink? I believe so, just the other day on facebook all out old classmates got together and tossed ideas around for the upcoming reunion

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Were the Doobie Brothers really brothers? they were all brothers of the herb

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Why did Morrissey collapse on stage recently? http://www.guardian.co.uk/music/2009/oct/25/morrissey-discharged-hospital-swindon

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Have you ever lived on a dead end street? still have a house on one - been there for over 30 years!

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Now that was interesting. The leaderboard is empty???? And, I went from like 320 to >1000. What's that all about? Ha, ha. Great laugh. Firebrand >1000. Made my day.8:D you humor easily - don't you

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What is one food item you would find at a Mexican Restaurant? tortillas

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Besides the cash register, What is something you might find on the counter of a restaraunt? a jar for donating to underpriviled kids

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What was the last thing you put under your bed? a jar of vaseline....well, you asked!

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Do you have the gift of moving on when someone has hurt you? is that a gift or fear of commitment?

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What is your opinion on days that the sun isn't shining? good day to play on AB!

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Give me the first male or female name that pops into your head! Lucy

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How many different usernames have you already had on Answerbag (approximately)? Would you share some of them? I try to hold the confusion to a minimum and stay with one name

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Can you name something yellow? a canary

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Have you ever heard the expression, "A bath at birth and a bath at death will get you through the pearly gates."? no I haven't - it must be some ancient saying

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Is your blanket orange? who would own an orange blanket?????

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What is a hottie hottie boom-a-lottie?=P a hottie that goes to the bathroom alot

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When's the last time you had a slice of pie and what kind of pie was it? last time I have some pie was when I stepped in a cow pie! YUCK!

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Do you have a real potted plant anywhere inside your house? What kind of plant? yes I do, I have a catus and an ivy

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Does your phone number have a zero anywhere in it? nope...go fish!

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Are fake teeth a turn off? if they don't take then out before going down on me they are!

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If a remote control could talk, what would it say? I need new batteries!!!!

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When did you have your first cigarette? can't remember the year, but I remember I paid only 90¢ for them!

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Did you know you can grow a mustache by holding your breath? This is pretty clever. Also watch how he shapes his beard! AMAZING!! I can't grow one but i like the....video

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I visited an anti-virus site once called RegCure, and now I get these messages from RegCure to "fix 1,202 errors in my computer". They pop up everytime I open up my computer. Anyone else experienced this before, and how do I get rid of these messages? yes i have used to the same app that you are talking about and saw the similiar pop ups, but when I removed the program the pop ups disappeared as well

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Can't figure out what you want to be for Halloween? Here are the top 10 for 2009. you duped my question http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1753420

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What is the worst name for a stripper to have? Ester the Elephant

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Why cant I find my socks? because you ran out of toliet paper....

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What is yarging? Yet Another Role-playing Game http://acronyms.thefreedictionary.com/YARG

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What words or letters can you make from the name 'Elvis'? visel

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Do you think this is the real Tooth Fairy? See link. isn't this a duplicate? I answer the same question earlier this week

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I'm starting our dinner for tonight. Would you like to join us? See link to know what we are frying. I like my pu**y AFTER a big meal

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What example do you have of a miscarriage of justice? if lady justice dropped her scales

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What should i name my dog? (8th answer gets it) I guess your dog never got a name, huh? ( only 4 answers with this one!)

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Did you believe the last thing you heard "through the grapevine"? only with a grain of salt

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What do you do on a safari? look at the animals

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Rolling _______________________? ROCK

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House ______________? FOR SALE

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What is a "hot carl"? http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=hot+carl THATS IS GROSS

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I just borrowed my 14 year olds daughters Mp3 player..because mine broke. She had this song on it..should I worry? Warning this is the explicit version..this is the same thing I just heard. HOW CAN YOU PREVENT THEM WHEN ALL HER FRIENDS ARE LISTENING TO THE SAME SHIT!

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Hey guys, are your balls bouncing? TO THE LEFT AND TO THE RIGHT

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Who likes to play with their rag doll? a doll made from your rag!!!! GROSS!

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Can you type a noise a animal makes? tweet tweet tweet goes the bird

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Want a donut burger? [see link] no thanks - i don't like to mix my sweets with my meat

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Can i roll you up in my fruit roll up? I'd wait until after I took a shower

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How many of you have Coulrophobia? Coulrophobia is abnormal or exaggerated fear of clowns. The term is common, but it does not appear to be used in psychology.It is common among children, but is also sometimes found in teenagers and adults as well.

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Why do they call it rush hour when the traffic is almost standing still? because everyone is rushing at the same time

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Are you a Glen Beck fan? on facebook

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When I first come here using internet explorer, and answer a question I cannot give points to the person asking the question? If I use firefox or chrome I can give points immediately. With IE it may take 2 or 3 answers before I can. Any ideas why? Thanks. I use IE and don't have any problems

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Should alcohol be made available in tablet / pill / capsule form? that would take the fun out of it

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What would your last words like to be before you die? take me Lord

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Jewelry on men: yes or no? only in moderation

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Has life been kind to you? I have been blessed

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Fill-in: I want to______every time I see you. jump for joy

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Can you guess how much the rap singer '50 Cents' bar tab was last night at the Alto Club in Soho? 5,000?

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Do lakes have undercurrents? not that I know

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So what's YOUR opinion on those "itsy bitsy", "teeny weenie" SMART CARS? sure wouldn't want to get into a wreck in one - thats for sure...wouldn't make it!

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Have you ever bathed in milk? way too expensive for me

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Who wouldn't you mind being stalked by? a porn star

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Do you suffer from anatidaephobia? so much so that i can't even watch Donald Duck on TV

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Are you capable of anything? everyone is

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Do you say "snooty" or "snobbish"? I say hoity poity or stuck up

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Could you fall for this? [see link] nope

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Fill-in: I would much rather_______than_______. (use as many words as you like) on the beach than working

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What have you put away for "safe keeping"? my Michael Jackson collection

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Can you name something that is sticky? A post-it note

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Why do adds (tv, billboard,etc.) have hoes in them? Do people actually buy the product because of the girls? if you haven't realized... SEX SELLS!

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Are you plain crazy? crazy is, what crazy does!

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Have you checked your friends q &a's today? yes i have - thanks

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Do you like to use ceiling fans? only during sex

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Hip hop Horray ho______? I ain't no ho... You the ho!

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Do you know if there is ever a wrong time to eat chocolate? after it's come out of your dog's butt

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Anybody know where "Go Know Thyself" has disappeared to? she got sick of your bull... LOL

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My stars! How lucky can one person be? I've been visited by one of the shoemaker's elves! Won't you please join me in properly welcoming them? My Stars!???? you sound like Samantha from Bewitched

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Ever heard the expression, "In like Flynn"? Who is Flynn? Earl Flynn

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Do you think every news station should have "Dance Party Friday"? Check this out! Would you like to see this on the news? I think they have too much time on there hands

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Check out this music video made by soldiers in Iraq. What do you think of this? I think its great. They deserve to have a little fun over there. yes they do! thanks for the vid!

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What is something that is first-class? postage

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Some facebook games have an option of --cash like yocash (yoville) that u actually have to pay for. Are ppl really so carefree with $$ that they pay for virtual cash in games? I ALMOST spent $10 to buy some godfather points in Mafia Wars, but never did BTW, do you play MW's?

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What is wrong with my tv---the sound works great, but the screen is completely black? how old is it?

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Where can I find Spanish on line Soap Operas to help me learn the language? try typing to "spanish novellas" and see what comes up

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Do you think that mentally cheating is as bad as physically cheating? I stick to "as lond as you don't touch - you're fine" attitude

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Is "why can't you learn to turn your headlights off" an abusive or demeaning remark? beacause it means that your nipples are poking throught your shirt

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What is the most 80s thing you know of? Frankie Says T shirts

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How good of a cook are you? I can make a "to-die-for" grilled cheese sandwich

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Would you consider doing a background check on someone you were dating? sure why not, might be able to find some good ammo in case they threaten you later down the line

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Have you been a victim of the lady bug invasion? (they are all over the place here!) you must live in a good luck area

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Outside what location might you find a flag flying? a library

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Can you name something that might fall from a tree? AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH! GET THAT BUG OFF ME!!!!

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What would be a stupid answer to this question? the dinosaur did it!

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People's Choice Awards 2010! Here is a link to vote for Nominees. Would you care to do it? (Use the link to take you to the voting page) I did it too - thanks

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The last time you used milk, was it to drink or for a recipe? I love milk - vitamin D please, not that watered down crap!

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What is something that takes most of your concentration? watching the news

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My boyfriend calls me up everyday and plays Born To Be My Baby for me. He plays the whole song and then hangs up and then sends an I love you text. Tell me, how cute is he? I think that would get REAL old after like the 15th time

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Have you dusted the blades on your ceiling fan recently? no, I get my bitch to do that work! LOL

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What's bad for you but feels so good? EATING UNTIL YOU ARE SICK

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How are you when you are sick? Do you suffer silently or do you let everyone around you know it? I have been sick lately and I have been suffering in silence

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What color is the room you're in right now? white

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How much do you think elected officials are looking out for the people's best interests? thats a joke....right?

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The last time you used an egg, what did you use it for? ahhh, to eat! yeah... thats right, to eat - because I was hungry!

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____________________Jelly? navel jelly http://www.naveljellystudios.com/

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____________________Cake? rubik's cube cake

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Is there a junk food that you just cannot get enough of? when the girl scouts sell their cookies I always stock up

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If you were going to buy something for your home today, what would that be? been looking for a new computer

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If you were going out to eat tonight, where is your favorite place that is approx. 15 minutes from your home? The Olive Garden http://www.olivegarden.com/default_f.asp

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Which one do you prefer? Crab Salad, Chicken Salad, or Shrimp Salad? chicken salad please

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You see a woman walking down the street. Suddenly a man grabs her and she starts to scream! How will you react? Would you help her? let my fingers do the walking and call 9-1-1

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What is it you like about sheep? I could be baaaaaaaad, but i won't!

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"Hell hath no fury, when a woman scorned", but what happens if a man is scorned? then he runs to the local pub!

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What is the best way to discipline a teenager? take away their electronics

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Name a sound that you might hear at night. bed springs creaking up and down

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What is your opinion on the show "Hells Kitchen" and the host? I HATE HIM!!! He is such an ass!

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HEY!!I'm starting to think about these boobs too much. Got a cure? try female hormones

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Every question is about the bible or atheists, what happen to beer, sports, cooking, SEX? we thought that was your job!

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Is there a good website where you can learn SQL for free? I can't answer your question because I don't even know what SQL is

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The last outfit you wore, prior to what you have on now, what were you wearing? a leather g- string with diamonds...YES! real diamonds! LOL hell I can't even remember what I did yesterday let alone remember what i wore

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Why don't you stay? I would but then there would be nobody to feed my dog

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What was the last soda pop or beer can you drank? a like a Coke every now and then, but i also perfer Mountain Dew

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I want to send a care package to a children's hospital - what are some of the best gifts to give in this situation? anything you would have liked as a kid and/or when you were in the hospital

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Do you often find that the question you was going to ask has already been asked? with more questions coming in daily - I can't see how it's not hard

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What does it mean when the Italians say, "Batta-bim, Batta-boom"? ROTF +5 just for making me laugh

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I GOT THIS IN AN EMAIL TODAY. WHAT IS IT?. Hello, My name is Julie,I got your e-mail address from an email surfing marketing company with US chamber of Commerce, and My Late Grandma was a puppy breeder.....SEE ANSWER FOR REST OF STORY I have been getting alot of these types of emails as well - who falls for these anyway? I need your assistance so that we can both transfer abandoned sum of $19.5Million Dollars own by (late Mr Sadiq Uday) from my bank Hang Seng Bank here in Hong Kong. Please Reply quickly so that i can give you more informations about the source of the funds and share in the ratio of 60% for me and...

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When was the last time you ate Mac & Cheese? when we went out to eat a buffet

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Have you ever been up the creek with only one paddle? honey... I was up the creek with NO paddle years ago -

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Do you drink more diet pops than regular pops? I hate diet drinks, but I have to admit that I tried a diet Dr. Pepper the other day and it was good - not like the old aftertasting crap they had before

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Have you ever had a Vienna Sausage? no I can't say that I have... mine has always been bigger than those things. LOL

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I GOT THIS IN AN EMAIL TODAY. WHAT IS IT?. Hello, My name is Julie,I got your e-mail address from an email surfing marketing company with US chamber of Commerce, and My Late Grandma was a puppy breeder.....SEE ANSWER FOR REST OF STORY it's spam -- I know what you mean and wonder how you get on these lists...just recently I have been getting real perverted sex emails that talk about doing it with farm animals and other strange things but never click on them

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How did tipping on delivery start? to get better service

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Should this guy NOT wear a thong? (ADULTS ONLY!!!) now get over here pronto!!! and clean up this throw up on my keyboard!

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Is this guy pregnant or what? I bet he hasn't seen his dingy thingy in years

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Can you finish a whole large pizza in one sitting? sure can!

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Is it a good day to just lay in the grass and look at the clouds? hell no! it's raining cats and dogs outside today

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What is the first thing that comes to mind when you hear the word, "keyboard"? a musical instrument in a band

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What do you feel you are entitled to? anything I work hard to attain

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What is the most interesting ambush predator? Why do you think so? Venus Flytrap

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What was the last soup you had? Chicken noodle - ohhhh, that would be good now with how I feel and all!

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What's your favorite party food? pretzels

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Did you have a rain storm yesterday? yes... and today too!

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Do you consider yourself to be a "Computer Whiz"? I have helped many people with their problems, but a whiz...NO!

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How is it possible to contact Answerbag? The people at answerbag do not answer Feedback. How is it possible to get in touch with them? I am sick of intolerance in this room!!!! -29 in 15 hours! This is ridiculous!!!! thats what you get if you don't play "the game"

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What is one show that you hate to miss? Grey's Anatomy

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Dear Christians - why do you keep asking the opinion of atheists on God; we do not believe in him or your heaven so our opinion is always going to be that what you believe in isn't there....why do you persist? well then just don't answer them - dummy!

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Are you at home using your computer at the moment? how did you know????

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Duller than a ______________? sci fi convention

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How much does it matter what people think of you? it matters alittle, but I still stick with my motto...If you don't like me...don't hang around me!

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True or false? You have a special place that you can go so you can be alone? I am at it right now - in front of my computer...

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Are you getting a flu shot this year? If not, why? no I haven't... and I'm starting to get sick

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We call a young male computer expert a 'computer wizard'. Then what would be the right equivalent word for young lady computer expert? a woman who knows what buttons to push!

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Could you, would you, give my seat back to me please!? just thought I'd keep it warm for you while you were gone...

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Are there street lights where you live? If so, do you know who to call when they're out? the city of course

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My fiance wanted me to bring this up to you ABers. He said that looking at a woman nude, even if he is not all that attracted will cause a man to get hard. True or not and why? oh really?????? well tell him to look at this nude girl and see if he gets hard... I bet he don't...LOL http://www.thatsnotsexy.com/

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True or false? Saving wildlife is an important issue to you? true

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What is ice fog? something like this...

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You enter a dark cave. What do you see inside of the cave? nothing.... it's too dark... remember?

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Whose voice do you never get tired of hearing? this one....

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What color was the bike you had as a child? red ....always red

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What did your last letter/email you wrote to your child's teacher have to say? Here's mine. Ms Kitchens????? LMAO

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Believe it or not! Someone actually got a picture of the tooth fairy! Do you believe in the tooth fairy now? See pic nigga please!

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Can you tell what breed of dog this is? See pic. well at least he can see what he is smelling

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What do you get when you cross a girl with a fish? See pic for answer. LOL!!! I think it's time for a brushing!!!

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Please, if you can, explain the concept of The Holy Trinity in five words. Father,Son and Holy Spirit

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Should she or shouldn't she ? ( friggin funnier than heck i think.) that is almost as bad as this: http://www.thatsnotsexy.com/

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Would you have a worry if all condoms were recalled because terrorists found a way to infect them with hiv? never would happen... HIV only live for about a minute outside the human body

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Have you ever touched a boob before? when I was small... even got to put my lips around it

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When you close your eyes and picture your mother what feature stands out most? her smile

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Is your cat a good mouse catcher? don't have cats, but my dog loves to catch rats

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Is it true that only boring people get bored boring people are happy with their boring little lives

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What team sports do you like? volleyball

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What's one kind of sauce? A1 steak sauce

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Someone said ‘Has anyone asked her (me) about Elton John,’ what could they have possibly meant? maybe since you are from the UK, maybe you have met or seen him

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I NEED to go home and do 2 loads of laundry, & 2 loads of dishes, but what I really WANT to do is___________? dance!

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What would you like to borrow from me? your car keys

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If we on ab could see you right now, are you smiling, laughing, frowning, or something else? just a serious face because I don't feel all that hot

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What might a recipe call for a cup of? a cup of broth

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New glitch. When I go to look at a response all the responses show instead of just the one that I want to see. Anyone else having this problem? yessir - me too - i was going to write a question about it, but never did - glad you did now tell feedback

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How much ketchup is left in your current bottle? thanks for reminding me - i need to get some

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How far is the nearest McDonald's from your house? less than a mile

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When was the last time your bank ask you to complete an online survey? never

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Do you wear spandex a lot? not since I gained 30 pounds!! LOL

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How are you feeling today? feeling like crap - trying to get sick, but fighting it as much as possible

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How do you feel about people who are stuck up? blow them off - they will be fat and ugly someday!!

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Do you ever share your dinner with your doggie? all the time - I'm a sucker for those puppy dog eyes

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What is your favorite Collage football team? LONGHORNS

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Have you had any experiences with "fire ants",like getting bites etc.? no, but i have seen an increase in the mounds around here lately

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What is the lamest excuse you've heard someone give for refusing to spay/neuter their dog? that they will hate them afterwards

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Did you parents graduate from college/university? MY DAD DID

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What is an example of a LOUD/NOISEY animal? in my part the world there are these things called chachlacas, which is like a wild peasant/ turkey looking thing - they are LOUD! http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ortalis_vetula

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Have you ever had a really bad wreck? If so, please describe the accident! No - mine have all been really minor

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"I could stretch a mile if i did not have to walk back!' how do get yourself going for the day ahead? C-O-F-F-F-E-E

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What is or was your least favorite subject in highschool? History/ Government

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First thing that comes to your mind when you hear the word "Christmas"? AGAIN??????

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What would be an appropriate Halloween Answerbag avatar for me? Marliyn manson

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Would you rather live in a world without sugar or without salt? sodium for sure - really don't use it to begin with

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What always makes you a little misty? watching The Color Purple ending

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What's the closest thing you can kick? myself

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Hey! What's that big thing behind you!? it's just my dog humping the stuffed animal...

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If only you had followed through with________?what? my dream

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Is love the most important thing in life? If not, what? trust is

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Have you ever been transported anywhere by ambulance? sure... to the hospital - then I got the bill and had to go again!

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When you were in high school you has a favorite subject, is there any corellation between what you did well in school, to what career you had or have now? math

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What would be a reason someone might stand up quickly! playing Simon Says

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Who killed the USFL? the people from lack of interest

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What could someone be seeing if they're in a car and tell the driver, "STOP THE CAR!"? a wallet - been there done that

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What is a food that tastes better with milk? cereal

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How many people are in your "inner circle"? 3

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One thing that the world doesn't need more of is?What? politicians

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True or False? You seldom get bored? true - thats why I am here

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Name a type of tree. a genelogy tree

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What is something that you do to ease the tension of your day? sleep

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What would be your comment on comparing your "partner in crime" with your coffee? both make me nervous as hell

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What would we do with all our time, if we did not have this "one-eyed monster" called a computer? probably playing with the "other" one eyed monster!

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Do you dread playing Monopoly? I love playing Monopoly... the only thing is nobody ever wants to play when I want to play

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What was the last ear worm that you had a hard time getting rid of? never had one - do they just crawl up in your ear or what?

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Could you, would you, please buy me a new car? put it in God's hands and he will take care of it

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What's good toasted? peanuts

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If i was looking for you, where is one place i shouldn't bother looking? the ladies restroom

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How about some of that big juicy ________________? steak

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What happened to my underwear? they are underneath my pillow...

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Would you freak if this was done to you? that is pretty ingeniuos

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What would you like to talk about? let's talk about ducks!

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When the weather is cold do you like to snuggle into a cozy cotton thermal blanket? sure do - it's better than snuggling in a ratty, moth eaten wool blanket

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Future Indie Rockstar Imnotanonymous is now a MAESTRO! Care to toast his total awesomeness? congratulations

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What are you taking care of? numero uno

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Today is the day you (what) ? (fill in the blank as you desire.) Today is the day the Lord has made - let us rejoice and be glad!

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What's the absolute best time for sex? when you are hard

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What is/was your dad best at? crossword puzzles

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What is/was your mom best at? cooking

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I hear geese honking outside my window. What do you hear going on outside your window now? some power drilling - irritating

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What is your favorite taste? coconut

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Have you ever used Preparation H by mistake as toothpaste? ha ha ha

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Can you name something besides 'cash' that some people run out of fast? I know this lady that runs out of Preperation H real fast when she uses it as toothpaste!

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Can you name something that people "fry"? their brains on drugs

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What does the person you live with do that you find funny? wiggle their toes

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Do you get a lot of bang for your buck? 3 dollar hooker goes a long way

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When was the last time you vacuumed you home? everyday

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What were you doing before you came back to your computer? went to the drugstore

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Have you heard of "curved yellow fruit"? See pic. What do you think it could be? LOL!!! pretty creative - I think

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Does this remind you of the animal control personnel where you live? See pic. not that i can recall

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I found a peanut. Is it yours? do I look like a monkey????? I probably just left myself open....

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Have you ever seen a clothing label like this? This is just plain WRONG!!! LOL! THATS FUNNY AS HELL

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Ok, this is bad. Would you EVER get a hair cut like this? NEVER

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What color are your eyes and hair? BROWN

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At the grocery store checkout, why do they ask "Do you want your milk in a bag?" I would think because of the condensation that builds up of the outside - it will dampen any cardbord articles that are next to it if not bagged

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Do Jehovah's Witnesses believe that Jesus is not God? from what i understand they think Jesus is just a prophet

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I just got a new pair of glasses- would you give me your opinion of them? pic in answer here they are

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Question about children. What does the next three months hold for my children's education? I am deeply concerned POOF! IT ALL GONE! LIKE THE WIND!

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Question about children. What does the next three months hold for my children's education? I am deeply concerned POOF!!!!! and it's gone!

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Can you name something that gets "covered up"? cats usually cover up there poop in the litterbox!!! you had ne scared - i went on a hiatus and come back to not be able to find you - had to ask where you were in a question http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1757015

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Do you like Internet Explorer 8? I still have 7

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How many keys do you use to enter your house? I use the clap on door unlocker!

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How do I get God to stop trusting me? why would you want Him to stop trusting you to begin with?

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Were you or someone you know come from a abusive background? I wasn't

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Name one tool used for cutting. machete

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What do you always say 'yes' to? sex

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Wanna race? nah! I still smoke - you would probably beat me now!

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Does the doorway to your home open out or open in? in

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My dear friend aloha girl has earned her level *50* Sage Badge! Will you please come to the Luau Celebration and give her a "Mahalo!" for her contributions? Mahalo!!! aloha girl

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Peter Criss from Kiss is celebrating his breast cancer survival. Though not as common in men, do you know any men who have had it? news to me

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Would you ever go as Adam and Eve(Nude) to a Halloween Party? The only thing you would have to buy is a crown of leaves on your head.(Halloween Sillyville Style) 10-09. that would probably only work in the gay districts

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Are you so hooked on Answerbag that you would do this (if you haven't already)? See pic. LOL!!! I'd be afraid of getting poopy on my laptop

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Where can I buy a pair of fake fur trousers? (plse supply a link) one question.... why?

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I am going to be taking some time off from the AB, for personal reasons:) Who the heck cares? well, I'll take your place because I am just back from a hiatus

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If any, what food type are you addicted too? bread

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Could you, would you eat chickens feet? gross!, but if i did there doesn't seem to be alot of meat of them to keep me satisfied

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What is the reason for not suffering from boredom first thing in the morning? sleep and AB of course

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Around how many times have you seen an airbag deploy, either in real life or in a video (e.g. TV, on the computer)? I just saw one deploy on TV last night - looks like it would hurt

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