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Obama has pardoned 22 people, 2 of whom were black. Bush pardoned 189 folks, 7 of whom (I think) were black. Nasty pattern there. Why? First, it shows that Obama is nothing more than Bush, III. For those who think he's black...he he he. Second, you just noticed the 'nasty pattern'? I gather you're not a minority (Native, black, Latino), if you were, you'd have noticed the nasty little pattern a long, long, long, loooooooooooooooooooooooong time ago.

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Do you believe in god or have you no imagination? Oh, I have an imagination awright but I have better things to do with it than imagine some invisible fat sky daddy watching me go to the bathroom, spank the monkey, etc. etc.

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Do you think "I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus" is one of the most disturbing songs ever and should be banned? Unless you're a Republican. In that case, it's just good ole fashioned family values.

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Why is the USA a warrior nation ? Are we forced into it by the military industrial complex ? What Do Empires Do? by Michael Parenti When I wrote my book Against Empire in 1995, as might be expected, some of my U.S. compatriots thought it was wrong of me to call the United States an empire. It was widely believed that U.S. rulers did not pursue empire; they intervened abroad only out of self-defense or for humanitarian rescue operations or to overthrow tyranny, fight terrorism,...

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Why are gays from the Gaza and the West Bank seeking refuge in Israel? When you make a statement like that, the least you can do is provide a source to support it. However, that is a blatant lie, one created by the Israeli Ministry of Propaganda in an attempt to portray themselves as gay-friendly in order to take the spotlight away from their human rights abuses against the Palestinians. If they massacre innocent Palestinian women and children on a daily basis...

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Why does China seem so set on trying to over power the U.S armed forces? thee nes on the DF21D i think should be somewhat alarming Seems to be the other way around, it is the US who is trying to over power China even if China owns the US. How stupid and arrogant is that? What do you think the US would do if China wants its money back, invade China? Never mind, they would just do without any problem. If nothing else, this should should you the utter hypocrisy of the US and the games it plays, at the expense of its own...

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So the oil leak is capped in the gulf of Mexico. Since there is still a lot of oil down there, what's BP's next step do you think? Sell to EXXON. The deal is in the works already. Of course, EXXON is soooooooo much better than BP.

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I find this arrogant and offensive. Do you? Everything that comes out of the NY Daily News is arrogant and offensive to me.

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Why, do we like, to hurt? Because, we are, sadists, and psychopaths. And, by we, I really mean, you.

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My friend's messenger status is online & available but he isn't responding to my messages. Am I blocked? No, he's just ignoring you.

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Do you find that the staff on AB is useless? especially the questions they ask? Aaaah...no, I'd disagree. They're pretty good - and fast - at busting you if they deem you've said something offensive. But agree with the rest.

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Do you believe our Earth could survive a near light speed collission with a 48 mile diametre bunch of hemmaroids ? .... It could if we were properly armed with a giant coat of Preparation H.

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What are some baby girl names? Nothing too crazy and something I can pronounce. Any suggestions? Bertha Pearl Martha Esther Gertrude Matilda

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I'm trying to find a venue for my wedding and reception. Can anyone suggest a good site to find nice places in North Carolina? How about the Biltmore Estate? Doesn't get much better than that.

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I wanted to become a lacto-ovovegatarian but i like steak and chicken.What should i become? Lacto-ovovegatarian. I dare you to say that three times fast.

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What are the main causes of stress? Finances.

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Is America still a great nation today? Yes. To the corporations that own it that is. To the rest of us sheeple...well, not so much.

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Is it wrong to dislike or hate atheists? No more wrong than it is to hate or dislike Christian. Although in their case, I have to say that they have earned it or at looked for it somehow.

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When the left now attempts to show that they care about the troops, do you buy it? Not that this question is biased or anything but can you elaborate on that? I mean, after all, it just doesn't seem fair for you just to throw an ignorant statement like that out there and not provide anything to substantiate it or at least a starting point. As for me, I care more for the innocents they're slaughtering. The troops have created their own fate. Note to self: Rinky, who...

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What would you if a zombie outbreak happened? Oh, lord. Not again, please! I survived the Zombie outbreak circa 2000-2008 and I'm not ready for another. Disclaimer: not that things are much better now...

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How does your pet make your life better. mine does:-) yes he does (funny voice) do you use funny voices too? Well, mine hates my mother in law. And I mean, hate! There's nothing I get more pleasure out of than seeing the dog chasing the old lady down the driveway.

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Have you ever stolen anything? If so what? Have I ever!

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hoe does the house of representatives determine the rules of proceedings Hoe...ROFL! That is the most delicious Freudian slip I've seen in a long, long time. Bonus points for that.

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If you had one topic to talk to god about, in his presence what would it be? Thanking him is not a topic..... Penis size. I'd be interested in knowing why, in spite the fact that he claims to have created all men equal, he endowed some men much more than others.

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Men are dogs. Were the heck did that come from? Hey! My dog would take offense to that.

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What defines a crazy person? One that does the same thing over and over again but expects different results each time.

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It is starting to look like AB stands for Athiests Vs Believers & vice versa. Can't we put our differences behind us and all get along? Sure, for as long as I don't have any Bibles being shoved down my throat.

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Noah's ark; why did god create those other people, if his plan was to kill them(even babies) because of how they used their freewill? Ah, god was a psychopath of sort. He relished the idea of killing, maiming, raping, torturing. No doubt present-day Americans are direct descendants of this god.

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I like older women....Where can i find a cougar from? lol The nursing home down the corner.

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Do we lose when we just ‘agree to disagree’? Nope. On the contrary, everybody wins.

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Has anyone noticed that terrorist sympathizer B. Hussein Obama had to suddely get real quiet about civilian trials for terrorists? Dude, it must really suck to be you, huh? I wouldn't want to be in your skin if my whole life depended on it. You must be one sorry ass individual if you feel that the best way to channel your hatred, ignorance and hatred is to spend all day posting stupid questions implying that your president is a Muslim and a terrorist and suggesting to others that they should be as ignorant and hateful as...

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If it is true that other countries are higher educated, than the USA why does it seem anyone from there would sell their own child to get them here signing up for our education? You do realize that education has absolutely nothing to do with your question, right? In fact, it's because of lack of education and the better means that are afforded by it, that people are put in a position in which they have to sell their own child to get them out of a desperate economic situation. How many lawyers or doctors or professors or engineers from so-called "Third World...

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have you seen beheading videos by talibaan extremists .what impact you had at that time.[i vomited] No, I haven't but you know what I saw that made me vomit? The video of the US soldiers shooting on a crowd on civilians in Iraq, murdering 12 of them in cold blood. Their comments and their laughter. If that doesn't make you throw up, watching the Taliban allegedly beheading videos shouldn't either. Coincidentally, that video was also released by WikiLeaks and the person who leaked is...

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Die a hero or live a coward? Which would you choose and why? Makes no difference to me what other people think as long as I live and die in a way that allows me to sleep at night.

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Why does Fox "News" get away with lying to you? The real question here is: do they really get away with it or do FAUX News followers believe the lies because they need to and want to be validated in their ignorance? FAUX News can't fool anybody else, only those who want to be fooled.

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B. Hussein Obama, out Bush-bashing again today. Notice the longer he does that, the better the GWB presidency looks? Lemme guess, Obama must have made reference to the fact that he inherited two wars and a financial crisis, right? And since none of that is true, of course, he was bashing. You people are truly pathetic creatures. Imagine having to live with so much trouble just to justify your hatred and racism. I wouldn't wanna be you for just one second of my life.

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Why do you like Christians? What's not to like? Every time I see/hear a Christian, I get this warm feeling going up and down my body. Ooooh, hell no! That was no warm feeling, they're setting me on fire at the stake!

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If we took several of the world's leaders and sat them down for drinks food and music to hang out could we end alot of war with good fun I have a better idea. Rather than sitting them down for drinks, food and music, how about if we dress them all in lycra outfits, like the ones worn by the WWF wrestlers and we throw them all in a rink with bats, chains, knives, swords (no guns) and let them all beat the crap out of each other. Whoever wins emerges the world's biggest power. How's about that for sparing the slaughter of...

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Why does the U.S. gov't cripple manufacturing companies with regulations, yet have open trade policies with other countries that have virtually none? The US government cripples manufacturing companies with regulations? Wow! They could have fooled me! Ha ha! Can we say Enron here? Wall Street? BP? Oh, yeah!

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Is American foreign policy flawed? Is American "foreign policy" flawed? Hmmm...lemme see... Viet Nam Iraq Afghanistan Just to name a few. Naaaaaaw! Can't see any flaws with that, can you?

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Why do Mexicans illegally cross the US-Mexican border, instead of becoming a naturalized United States citizen? I'm reading thru these answers and I see nothing but ignorance and people regurgitating what the propaganda machine tells them to think. Sad, very, very sad. There isn't one individual here that has so much as hinted to the core of the issues, whether they do it deliberately because the truth scares them or out of sheer ignorance - as I pointed above. Here, I will give you one example to put...

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How has your dog helped you in some way? He saved me from these Jehovah's Witnesses who were chasing me down the block one time.

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Ron Paul's gonna dismantle your corrupt systems of control and then bitchslap all of you scummy warmongers? All the more power to Ron Paul then.

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What fictional race of people/beings do you most identify with? (e.g. Klingons, hobbits, smurfs, vampires, anything...) Why? Good Christians. They're crunchy and taste great with ketchup.

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What do people ask you about your dog(s)? (Apart from: breed, sex, age, name) They say "Mister, is that your dog?" And I say "zat es not me dog"

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How Much Does It Cost to Charter a Private Plane? If you have to ask, you can't afford it.

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How can i find the name of somone who was on the same flight as me? Ask the Department of Homeland Insecurity.

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What can I do in the USA? There's plenty to do in the USA. You can watch TV, drink Bud Light in a can, get fat, work for the man, pay taxes, become stupid.

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Before God gave Abraham the land of Canaan, who did it belong to? The Canadians?

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Why do you read the bible? Because it's handing on the paper toilet holder right next to the toilet.

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Should Australia ship out all the Asians due to them apparently "taking ove all our jobs and land leaving it dirty"? Oh, great! Aussies are now getting as racists as their American counterparts. Oh, never mind that, I just remember that y'all been that way since you discovered the Aborigenes in their land.

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There is absolutely NO EVIDENCE to support the baseless theory of Evolution. Can anyone give me ANY CONCRETE evidence to support this theory Do you know that 99% of the people that who deny evolution can't even define it?

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I have a friend that always say's she is going to suicide. I have called 911 on her MANY TIMES. She tell me to " enjoy her death" WTF? Can you say "Drama Queen"?

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Why Do i Feel So Empty InSide? Its Very Depressing... Eat something. Some saltine crackers, perhaps?

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Do you believe in one god, more than one god, or no god? NOTE: I am agnostic. Your answers will not affect me in any way, shape, or form. Please answer truthfully and feel free to explain yourself. I am interested to know what motivates the beliefs Oh, I believe in many, many gods. For example, me. I'm a god so I believe in me. Then, there's the god of money. And the god of sex. Chocolate is god, we all know that. There's the god of beer. Ooooh, so many gods, so little time to worship them all.

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Christ was obedient as far as death, was resurrected and elevated. Do these Biblical truths conform to what you were taught? Christ was obedient, resurrected and elevated. Sounds like a line straight out of Jackie Chiles' lips from Seinfeld. LMAO!

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Where do all these Muslims in the middle east keep getting all these BOMBS so easily? Where, you ask? I'll give you two little hints: 1. The United States 2. Israel

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Is the United States a Christian Nation? The US is supposed to be a secular nation. However, if you consider the fact that the nation was built on the genocide of its native population by Christian settlers and in the name of their god, then, I guess one can make that claim to fame. The fact that no Atheist person or of another faith can successfully run for office in the US is another tell-tell sign of the Christian nature of...

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If you asked George Bush to say "The new clear windows are great" would it come out "The Nuke-You-Lur windows are great?"

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Mike Huckabee & Tim LaHaye Discuss The End Times. Isn't this why we should never elect a religious fundamentalist president? Oh, lord! Mike Huckabee...ROFL!

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Which country is the biggest terrorist in the world, (support your answer by listing their attacks)? The United States of America Empire ----------------------------------------------- The US Empire: A bird's-eye view Right after the mass murder in New York and Washington on September 11 2001 Zoltan Grossman circulated a list, based on Congressional Records and The Library of Congress Congressional Research Service, with 133 American military interventions during 111 years, from 1890-2001,...

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The KOC holding backed Turkish Red Generals will slaughter Jews in Istanbul! Shall you ever help innocent Jews? Surely you can post credible (emphasis on credible) links/sources to support your Israeli propanganda.

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Do you think the Clinton's should just have Chelsea elope and use the $5 million dollars to feed a small country or two? It's their money. They can do whatever they want with it. If saving money is you propose or doing the right thing, then, how about not advocating for the US to stop giving 3+ billion taxpayers dollars to Israel per year. Now, that would be a mighty and moral cause!

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How come Democrats who complain about the rich not paying enough in taxes don't pay their own taxes and/or avoid paying them? The Democrats are as corrupt as the Republicans. In fact, the Democrats are the same as the Republicans, hasn't anybody told you that one yet?

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How is it an " Undue Burden" to ask the Fed. Gov. to do what they are required by law to do?? Required by law? Whose law exactly? As for the rest, yeah, we get it, you're a racist and a Xenophobe.

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We fight in Afghanistan to protect our interests. If true, why lie? Isn't withholding pertinent information about the war lying? Yeah, just try to picture this. Oblahblah takes the podium, in front on the entire nature and says "my fellow Americans, let's face it, I represent Exxon and BP and the MIC and it is in their best interests to stay in Afghanistan, therefore, we will stay there to ensure high profits next quarter and their CEOs multi-million dollar bonuses. And what are you going to do about it?" Yeah, right!...

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Oboy! Thousands of graves at Arlington National Cemetery could be misidentified. Newest scandal in government. What's next? I suppose that the next one could be opening up one of those graves and finding Osama bin Laden in it... ha ha!

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A pastor insisted Walmart remove men's underwear because of the packaging pic. Are religious and right-wing "morals police" going to far? Not insofar as they tell you what to do but do as they please.

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Is racial profiling okay if it means we stop terrorists? Sure. In that case, it's okay. Whatever it takes to keep you safe. And, once they run out of "terrorists" then, let's just hope that you and I and the next guy are not the cause du jour to profile. And, please, don't ask for an explanation, you wouldn't get any of it, not my answer, not an explanation of my answer nor why what you are asking is so incredibly wrong either. WAKE THE FUCK UP...

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Have you done business with the Glenn Beck endorsed Goldline International? Did you know they are under investigation? Oh, my! One of the Right Wing's dieties under investigation...how odd and how very appaling! What ever will they do now if the mouthpiece that tells them what to think, say and feel goes down? That would be quite the tragedy.

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Has the Liberal Left found a new partner in Militant Islam since the fall of Communism?Have they formed an Anti-West cabal? Oh, lord! Just when you think you have heard every single possible ignorant question, along comes this one... Does Amerikan ignorance ever end?

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a person with a _ ideology would be more likely thank others to grumble about paying excessively high income taxes I don't see the word "retarded" in your choices...

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Constitutional Concepts a Thirteeners group believes attorneys who take the title "Esquire" should be stripped of citizenship. Do you? Oh, yes! Gotta love Amerikans. So aware of issues. So akin to a fight. So ready to protest. So willing to strip others of their rights or impose theirs on others. In the meanwhile, the corporations and their government, stick it to them up the ass and they can't even feel it. What a great bunch of worthless, ignorant, poor excuses for human beings!

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Can Palin win the New Hampshire primary should she choose to run? If she does not win in NH can she make a serious presidential bid? I'm on my knees praying to the Flying Spaghetti Monster (or any other imaginary diety that can hear me) for Sarah Palin to run and win in 2012. Imagine, that would be the last straw on the camel back. The fall of the USan Empire, at last. After that, we can then concentrate on the US Republic and its citizens, the way it was supposed to be and what the Forefathers intended and wanted for...

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Should the federal government pay the health care cost of 9/11 responders who are ill as a result of exposure to toxins at the site? No! No government welfare for anybody! Isn't that what the Right Wing whackjobs scream at every turn? Fair is fair. What's good for the good should be good for the gander.

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Why were there threats against France for banning the hi-jab in schools,and none, now that Syria has done the same? Surely, you can post links to support your assertions...

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Does knowing that 2 of 3 firms providing legal counsel to Charlie Rangel, D-N.Y in his ethics case are lobbying groups make you mad? Nothing makes me mad anymore. I went beyond that about 5 years ago. It's all in the day of sheeple now.

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Dispersants... Makes the mess look good, but seems pretty sketchy. Agree? Sure, dispersants are to an oil spill like wrinkle creams are to an 80-year old. Well, on the surface anyway because what lurks underneath the surface is, literally, quite frightening. The damage that the BP oil spill has caused have not even begun to be quantified and the worst part is that the damage will continue for decades to come. It's been 20 years since the Exxon Valdes spill in...

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Reactionaries believe that going backwards is moving forward. Do they need a GPS? Is it just that they have a lousy sense of direction? Actually, no. In this the Backwards Kingdom, everything is the opposite. Backwards is forwards, up is down, war is peace, black is white. So, in that spirit, they are going forward but, hey, don't tell them that or they may change and actually start going forward by going backward. Now, didcha get all that? He he

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Throw the bums out! Every election sees this cry for change in Congress. How do we keep the new reps from becoming part of the system? By not voting for them. How do you think they "become part of the system" in the first place?

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How many rockets has Hamas launched since 2003? That would depend on who's doing the counting. According to Wikipedia, it's been 8,600 rockets. This particular page is incredibly unilateral and focuses exclusively on Israel's side of the conflict: http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/2262151. According to The Israel Project, it's been 9,400+. The information disseminated by this organization is, however, less than reliable or accurate....

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A judge has blocked implementation of the new Arizona law as being unconstitutional. What do you think it is...a Godsend or a travesty? Well, not all of it has been blocked, only those parts that seem to be the most offensive and racist. That judge actions is not only sending a clear message to the rest of the country but is also giving a sliver of hope to those of us have lost all hope in the ability of the government and the citizenry of the US to do the right thing.

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In the olden days citizens would condemn a government that told lies. These days citizens make excuses for the liars. Why? What changed? Decades of consumerism and propaganda, desensitibization, dehumanization, feelings of self-righteousness, increasing ignorance, selfishness and fundamentalism. Other than that, nothing much has changed, my dear.

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I suppose if you are fed a diet of lies long enough that is all you can digest. Is that why some seem comfortable with that diet? Not only that but reality is so scary that they prefer the lies. For example, take the latest misinformation campaign telling the sheeple that the oil from the BP spill has "mysteriously" and "miraculously" disappeared from the Gulf. The sheeple are eating that up! Imagine! Their god cleaned up the spill, the disaster has been averted, their idol BP has been saved and all is well. Whew,...

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What do you think of people who regularly speak on behalf of god? It's not so much what I think of those charlatans but what it says of their god. What kind of supposely divine, supernatural, all-powerful entity would let these nuts do the talking for him?

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Why did B. Hussein Obama take his 7th vacation in Maine instead of going to the gulf like he tells the rest of us to do? Did you pay as much attention to what Bush did back in the day or this guy particularly special to you for some reason?

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With an ally like this, does the US need enemies in the Middle East? Well, I just went thru a number of your questions, Taco. There are several exposing all the money being given by the US to Israel for warmongering. Each one of those had a strings of supporters defending Israel and yadah yadah yadah. Here, you expose why Israel should not get any money from the US and what they do it. Yet, I don't see any of the asskissers on the other threads defending...

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Should the US be pissing away taxpayers dollars like this? Where to start? Really... The US is broke, bankrupt. Millions of Americans have lost their jobs, their homes, their retirement savings, they have no healthcare and can't afford to sent their children to college. Yet, the US is entangled in two, possibly three and one more on the way, wars in the Middle East and all of them are as a direct result of Israel's influence on US policies. Not...

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Do you tire of Atheists hijacking SCIENCE and using it to push their anti-religion non-belief social agendas? You know what I tire of? Stupid questions like this so, I'd like for you to explain how Atheists have "hijacked" science and used it to push their "anti-religion non'belief social agendas" - Go ahead, dude, explain away!

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What do you think about the US latest gift to Israel? It is utterly sickening to see that the US is bankrupt and entangled in never-ending wars mainly because of Israel. Such disastrous alliegance and policy have caused the collapse of the economy, millions of Americans to lose their homes, their jobs and to be thrown into dispair and poverty after losing their life's savings and the US has the audacity to borrow even more money from China to...

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Is this part of Israel's peace efforts? Israel want peace? ROFL! If peace was ever achieved in the Middle East - through no fault of their own - Israel would go out of business and disappear as a nation. War is what fuels them and keeps in.

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What kind of power converter do I need in Israel? A generator.

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How many miles did the children of Israel travel? How many miles did they travel to go where?

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Who made Jerusalem the capital of Israel? The Zionists. The same ones who are hell-bent on the destruction of the Palestinians and the rest of the world. Jerusalem is not the capital of Israel, Tel Aviv is. Jerusalem is occupied and usurped land from its rightful inhabitants, the Palestinians.

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Where is Jerusalem, Israel on the world globe? Ahem, Jerusalem is not in Israel. Jerusalem is in Palestine.

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Where is Tel Aviv on a world map? As of today, still here:

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Can i use the discover card in israel? Watch out for those IDF soldiers, they've been known to steal cards from foreigners, even dead ones, and go on spending sprees with them.

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Does being god's "chosen people" never having to apologize? Being god's "Chosen People" means never having to apologize. Means being able to get away with Apartheid, genocide and crimes against humanity. Means you can do unto others as you would never have others do unto you. Means you are above and beyond, better than the rest and superior to all.

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Is Israel anti-semitic? Hell, yeah! Israel and 'her children' put the capital R on racism.

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Where is Israel on a world map? Right here:

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Did you know that Israel bars non-jews from buying homes? The Zionist State of Israel is a disgrace to jews everywhere and to the world at large. The are as racist as their friends, the Apartheid government of South Africa, and they will be following the same suit. The biggest display of their racism was what they did to Richard Goldstone as a result of the publication of the Goldstone Report after the Gaza massacre. That was disgraceful! If I...

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What Would Einstein Have Said about Gaza? http://www.informationclearinghouse.info/article25934.htm Wow! Great piece! And true so true. Israel is the biggest terrorist in the world, second only to the US.

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Americans, do you approve of the Gaza situation, made possible with your taxdollars and in your name? Sadly, the average Amerikan knows nothing - or cares less - about the situation in Gaza or in any part of the world. The fact that the US is gifting Israel over 3 billion USD a year with which to continue the opression of the Palestinians is a secret to them. Now, go and ask the average fat Amerikan who won Dancing With The Stars or who Kim Kardashian is banging at the moment and you'll get...

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Why are there so many questions about God and Jesus on this site? Cause people have nothing better to do than fantasize about things that don't exist.

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If I climbed a to the top of a church and a church school and then pee'd on it. Then why hasn't your faithful god smitted me yet? Just you wait and see. Next time you try to have sex, you won't be able to get it up.

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Should The United States Army be involved to stop North Korea? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9FZMwoY7DyM Absolutely. The US needs one more war before it can put itself out of our collective misery. And as the self-appointed keeper of the world, who else is going to do it?

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If u were to fight off someone doing something wrong when ur age 70+, what weapon would u prefer? A cane, frying pan, price scanner? etc. An orthopedic shoe. Have you ever seen one? Man, those things are like missles.

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Why does my cat speak Chinese? Sometimes he says "Mao Mao..." other times he says "Nihao-Nihao"

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What is one thing you will never get tired of? Beer

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Are those who doubt the existence of the Christ, and the authenticity of the Bible, aware of the MANY unflattering comments, about Jesus? Are you telling me that the Bible bashes Jesus? Kewl!

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Are there any well-known atheists that have made serious contributions to humanity? Nope, can't think of any. Albert Einstein...nope! Stephen Hawking...no way in hell! Richard Dawkins...couldn't be! Gene Rodenberry...the mere thought! Isaac Asimov...naw! George Carlin...now way! Jodie Foster...NO! Sam Harris...ha ha! Penn and Teller...what a joke! Mark Twain...never! Frank Zappa...just kidding! Benjamin Franklin...of course not! Ernest Hemingway...wouldn't think...

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Are those who SEEK truth constantly being REFINED in BELIEFS and CONDUCT? What WORKS are revealed in MOST religious groups? Oh, bruther! Can you please define "truth"?

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I'm 16 pregnate any advice just so u no I'm keeping it You're pregnate, eh? Well, I'll have to consult with my guru about your situation.

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"The sanctity of human life, created in the image of God, which should be protected from fertilization to natural death." Agree? Flawed logic, my dear. If you are a good X-ian, you would save the fertilization and then send the child to war to die while killing others for their oil.

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Did you hear that Rahm Emmanuel is quiting his job at the White House and joining the Bolshoi Ballet? ROFL! Dude, that's the funniest thing I've seen all day. Now, I've got visions of Rahm Emmanuel in a pink tutu and tights, prancing around the White House on his tippy toes. I love it! And hey, Taco man, what's a goyim like yourself doing in a gentile website like that? Ain't ya afraid they're gonna circumcise you? Ha ha!

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that balerina that spins on the home page , what does it mean if i can see it turning both ways at will Man, you can't even spell a simple word like "ballerina" right but I'm not complaining. For as long as you're not trying to shove Israeli propaganda on youtube down my throat as "the truth," I'm happy.

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How many of you still have faith in the human race? Not me. That's for sure.

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Why would Obama,who is against deep water drilling,give $2B to PetroBra who is drilling even deeper than BP? Because that's exactly what BushCo would have done. After all, they're both owned by the same corporations...errr...I mean, 'after all, they both received campaign contributions from the same corporate donors' He he...gotta love the power of political correctness.

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It was the liberals who pushed drilling out to deeper waters.Now they want to blame everyone else for this? Oh, really? Now, if I could only remember who it was screaming "Drill, baby, drill!" and no, don't tell me, I know it will come to me. Here's my...

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It was the liberals who pushed drilling out to deeper waters.Now they want to blame everyone else for this? Oops, double post! But, hey, nobody can accuse you of being dishonest or anything, eh?

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How many of you feel that if America cease its operations worldwide (especially the middle east), the world would be abetter place? I couldn't agree more. Imagine if the US Empire stopped all the warmongering for oil and redirected all those funds to healthcare, education, social services, the infrastructure, etc. Man, talk about paradise!

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Is there territory near Gaza, where the Palestinians can build & expand their residential area? Yes. It was once called Palestine and it's now called Israel.

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What does it mean to be a Palestinian? This is what it means to be Palestinian:

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Did you know that today an Israeli ship was blocked from unloading its caargo in San Francisco? Yes, yes, yes! A historical moment indeed. It appears that the Amerikan sheeple are waking up to the truth. Here's a video of the event: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UpKObPFtcBA BTW, the US is neither the first nor only one to have done this - although it is a first here. The protest follows similar actions in countries including Sweden, Norway and South Africa. The writing is on...

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Do the Jews of Israel need lesson # 2? (2 prevent them from doing it to others) Hitler would be proud of them.

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What would you think or do if someone told you that they're older then Jesus Christ? I'd treat them the same way I do the ones that claim they have spoken with Jesus Christ: call 911 and ask them to send the guys in the white coats.

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Why did many European and American scientists converted to islam? Because with every conversion, they got a free toaster.

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did saint john have warts ? Yes, genital warts

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Isn't the ''wrath of God'' in fact the wrath of Satan? Don't ''wrath'' and ''God'' depict two entire different realms? God, satan. Same shit, different name.

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Can you describe your bank account in 3 words or less? Nothing in it.

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What are your thoughts on people that hunt for sport? The only way hunting would be a sport is if the animals were also packing guns and could shoot back.

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Does it bug anyone else that some people on welfare still dont have enough common sense to not get pregnant again (3, 4,5 times over) but still get welfare? Hey, if the anti-abortionist crowd hear you, they're gonna lynch you just for saying that. You're actually advocating for lives that haven't been created yet not to be created so that they can save them. That's an offense to them!

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If you had to choose an between MLK or JFK to write a thesis on, who would it be and why? MLK, the guy was an incredible orator. There's so much to research and write about on that subject. He did some unbelievable works.

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Who is Kaiser Soulsay? The guy who owns Kaiser Permanente?

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Who discovered Neptune and when? Christopher Columbus

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Wouldn't you agree that religion is the single greatest impediment to mankind's quest for sanity? Absolutely. And you must have taken your meds today.

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Atheists - do you ever feel sad when you witness really old religious fanatics ? Sad? No. Why should I? Do you ever feel sad when you a child has been molested by a priest?

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Why do atheists complain that christians push their beliefs on them, when....? Actually its the other way round? Boy, we can't get one past you, eh? Guess you heard that the Evil Atheist Conspiracy decided to go door to door trying to shove The God Delusion down all the Christians' throats. Damn, y'all Christuns are a smart bunch!

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Did Sarah have have breast enhancement surgery? See photo:http://img.wonkette.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/palin-boobs-wonkette.jpg I wouldn't put it past her with all the money she's making for putting her foot in her mouth and such. However, I trust your judgment on that one and I hope if you don't hold it against me if I don't look. I'm afraid I'm gonna hurl my lunch if I do.

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Why is it that when I try to be genuinely positive, it is assumed by certain people that I am "brown-nosing" and/or being "delusional"? Because you can't please all of the people. Therefore, the best thing is to be yourself and not give a rat's ass about what anybody else thinks.

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What difference might it make in your life if you built your life on Christ? Well, if I "built my life on Christ" it would essentially mean that I had a lobotomy. So...

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Athiests - Did the human centipede evolve by random chance, or was it intelligently designed? The human centipede? Is that some kinda spawn between a Republican and an alien breed?

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If God's love is unconditional, then why does hell exist? Hell's the leverage for the incorregible.

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What is your opinion of the latest idea that is surfacing? a bailout for BP. Those poor babies! We can't leave them high and dry, can we? Imagine those BP execs have worked a couple of hours overtime and may have even have to delay a cruise around the world in their private yatch or buying a new jet or a new villa in Italy. We can't possibly allow that to happen and threaten the lifestyle they've grown acustomed to.

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If God is all-knowing, why is prayer necessary? He loves to see people begging.

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Is the gulf disaster an example of what happens when Capitolism overides Democracy? Absolutely. And, btw, that ugly monster is only beginning to rear its head here and there. If you want to see something absolutely horrific, do a bit of research and reading on what the oil companies, particularly Shell Oil, have done to and in the Delta Niger. I don't think anyone can be the same after knowing the atrocities they have committed for the sake of pumping the stuff and to put...

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My trees have holes in every leaf!!! Whats going on? Desiese or bugs? I had an oak tree that had the exact same problem. A landscaper told me that it was a disease. I didn't do anything about it though.

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Should Americans sue less and go back to duelling or admit the system of justice is better although imperfect? I absolutely fail to see what suing less has to do with the fact that the system of justice is better although imperfect. In that question in there is a gross understatement of the reality of what a mess the system of "justice" is in the US.

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Why didn't the right call for Ann Coulter to be fired for her statements as they did Helen Thomas following remarks about Jews? Oops! Somebody forgot to tell her that (a) she works for a jew; and (b) Israel is the surest way to the Rapture.

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Will all current religions be swept away by the tide of time ? I pray to god so they do.

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How good are dental implants? Better than one's own teeth. No cavities and no toothaches

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Who invented the bobsled? The Jamaicans, mon.

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Who built the pyramids at Abu Sir? George W. Bush and his mercenaries

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How many more lives will israel end b4 countries finally realize they r tryin to exterminate Palestinians n bring their courage 2 stop 'em? Well, the day after the Flotilla massacre, the Israeli launched an assault against a peaceful demonstration, threw a gas canister at a 19-year old American student, caused her massive facial injuries and the loss of her eye. Ironically, the girl was a jew on an art scholarship in Jerusalem. They don't even value the life of their own people, how are they going to value the lives of those...

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How can I tell true christian from false ones?

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How can I tell true christian from false ones?

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How many words are in the New Testament? Too many

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At Matthew 7:1-5, was Jesus only talking to nonbelievers where as his followers were supposed to judge others? That makes sense and would explain why X-ians are so quick to jump the gun and judge others but get so hissy pissy when someone else does the same thing to them. The good X-ians that they are, they always do as their Buybull tells them.

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Do you believe that global warming is occurring? Global warming is not a matter of belief, it is a fact.

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Where could I find a life-sized inflatable alien? In Bill Clinton's bed

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What kind of question is better left unanswered? This one.

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Should the American Government stop dumping money into a giant hole? You mean, Israel?

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There is this guy that I like a lot, but I don't think he knows who I am. I need advice on what to do to catch his eye... read description. Show him your boobs. That trick never fails.

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Atheists and Theists , what would you expresive t-shirt say ?

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If my bisexual friend got me drunk then sucked on my 8" penis until I ejaculate, does that make me homosexual? Considering tht your penis is only 8" long, the answer is no. If it was bigger, then you would be turned into a homosexual automatically. But don't worry, you have nothing to fear.

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I am hot n cold n sweaty n sick feel vomiting n I wanna TEAR my flesh off n jump out a window: Yep. Sounds like you're turning into a warewolf.

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where can I get a permit to make moonshine for personal consumption in West Virginia? They're issuing permits for moonshining in WV now? Wooooe, cool!

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Rep. Sherman(D) wants to prosecute Americans & ban foreigner that participate in flotillas for Gaza from entering the U.S. Do you agree? Well, that's pretty much what Bush did to people who entered or sent aid to Cuba and, yes, that included Cubans who visited family. It's wonderful to know that we live in the world's greatest democracy ain't it?

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Whats wrong with me? You're pregnant!

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Does it help to pray for the right answer -on AB? Sure, just as much as it helps to pray for the winning lottery number.

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Are comb-overs illegal in any states? Oh, man, I wish they were! Now, tell me why this shouldn't be against the law:

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should I sell my BP stock? No. Now is not a good time to sell. Hang on to it and as soon as Americans get busy watching the season of American Idol, they'll forget all about BP and the stock will go back up.

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Who the h•ll are u? Who do u think u are? Wtf makes u BETTER? I'm a Christian, of course. Everybody knows we're better.

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Please HELP: Can any one work out an estimate for the value of 31*4.92/0.21 *= multiply /= divided 42

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How long until the truth comes out in the wash... Washing machine? Wash tub? Wash and Wag? Washington Post?

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Some people say those who drive cars are to blame for the BP oil spill. Are the fisherman who drive gas powered boats to blame too? That's a perfect rationale. When in doubt, blame the victim. Sounds like more and more, these corporations are immitating Israel's techniques on that arena. Makes you wonder, huh?

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The CEO of BP sold £1.4 million of his shares in the fuel giant weeks before the Gulf of Mexico oil spill. Does that make you go hummm? There is more and more evidence surficing that points to the fact that they knew that a catastrophe was inpending. BTW, I read today that a bunch of people did a protest in ATL in front of a BP Station demanding that the government nationalize BP's US operations and sell the assets to pay for the clean up. What do you think are the chances of them prevailing on that quest? Ha ha!

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What to feed alien babies? Christians.

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What is it about the New York Water that makes breads, Bagels and bakery goods taste so much better than anywhere else in the country It's the water source. The fact that it comes from the Castkills and it's some of the pristine waters in the country. Now, if the mining people have their way, that won't last for too much longer as they've been trying to mine that zone for a long time which means that the water will be poisoned. So, it'll be back to drinking water from the Hudson.

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How come when i ask some people questions, they answer with "Why?" in response?? It's so annoying. This aint the "question game" .. It isn't?

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There is this guy I like, but I don't think he knows who I am. He is the perfect guy! Any ideas on what I can do to get him to notice me? Show him your boobs.

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is it me or is disney actually making a kingdom hearts movie No, it's you.

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How can i gain trust from my boyfriend after he cheating behind my back? Would you have trusted him if he cheated in front of your face?

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Why does Creationism generally have an American following? Because America is the home of the most ignorant people in the world. When their god made them, he forgot to give them a brain.

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How did woman breast so big? Woman breast so big cause of plastic surgery

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Is it right for an ab to prohibit another ab from answering his questions just because the answer does not suit him? Nope. There is one poster here - a Christian proselytizer, of course - that demands that you do not answer his/her questions if you're not a Christian. I've even received PMs from this person telling me not to answer his/her questions. The more he/she does it, the more I respond. Ha ha! I've already told him/her several times that if its agreement he/she seeks, to go elsewhere to a...

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I hear if I eat my own feces I will become immune to everything and potentially immortal. Is this true? Should I try it? Only one way to find out, dude.

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Does the AB staff follow a due process when another ab reports an ab for whimsical or baseless, perceived threat? No, they don't. I got recently suspended for "stalking" someone. I found out when I tried to post and answer and it was rejected with a warning telling me that I had been warned. Ha ha! Of course, they never did such a thing. But, here's the kicker, the person I was "stalking" had been sending me the most rabbid and vicious PMs who've seen. She did this repeatedly for several days....

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Oh my gosh! I just heard that Michael Jackson died! OMG when?? how? He died? When? How?

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A recent study revealed that 76% of homosexuals are in fact gay. What are your reactions to this news? Appaling news! Is the other 24% metrosexual then?

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How do you start a fire? With a match.

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Evolutionists: Where's the "missing link"? (Please don't say it's me) Besides you, I can think of at least one more. Here take a look and judge for yourself:

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Why do so many use Answerbag to try to impose their religious or non-religious views on everybody else? Why can't they live and let live? It's a vicious cycle. The Christians don't miss an opportunity to proselytize. The Atheists wanna get back at them and do the same thing. Then, the CHristians feel obligated to do even more because now, they're hell-bent on saving the Atheists. So, the Atheists have to ramp up. So it's on and on it goes and it will only stop when religion is abolished off the face of the Earth.

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Don't you hate how capitalist swine always try to be innovative and invent new things? Yeah, always inventing new things to capitalize and profit of the misery of the poor.

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So how about that Guantanamo Bay being closed within a year under Mr. Obama? Yep. How's that for those that argue that Obama is a Communist/Fascist/Socialist/Muslim, huh?

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Don't be scared. If you believe that YOU are worthy of heaven while many others are not, what besides your theology supports this? My Catholic priest told me so. Right after he played with my wee wee too.

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so ,, can jesus walk on oil ? At the rate we're going, he's gonna have no choice. But just think how much easier it will be to slide on that shit.

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Why are there so many US troops in Afghanistan and Iraq? They can't handle the ass-whooping they're getting.

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Sarah Palin should have a spot on Mount Rushmore because she is awesome. Do you agree with me? Agree. Right on the tippy top of Mt. Rushmore...with me standing behind her, pushing her.

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Do you think it is helpful to answer questions that are actually meant as an insult to Christians or is ignoring them better? I answer it, of course. The same way that every time I see a question that's an insult to Atheists, I answer it and give it right back to them. I try to be as disrespectful and offensive with my answer as they were with the question. If they can't do as they own Bible tells them - "do unto others as you would have others do onto you" - why should I give a rat's ass about insulting?

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What should the Palestinians do next? Allow the Israelis to continue with the Holocaust and land theft until nothing is gone, just to satisfy the rabbid supporters of Israel and their atrocities.

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If you found that you had power over God himself, what would you do to God? Lemme see...I don't believe the guy exists, I laugh at those who believe he does and curse him out all the time. How much more power over him could I possibly have?

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Do you have a strange pet? Yes. A singing frog.

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Is there a scientific reason for humanity's affection for the dog? Specifically, why do many humans view dogs in such a positive way? Because most dogs are better than most people

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If china decided that they wanted USA to pay up their depts what would happen to USA? We'd have to learn Chinese real fast.

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Given B. Hussein Obama is touting 400,000 government jobs as "recovery", why not just put all 20 million unemployed on gov't payroll? Do you ever get tired of asking these moronic questions? I look at that drible and all I can make out is the fact that you're bashing on the guy as a result of the jobs created but have no clue what you are trying to ask. Of course, that doesn't mean anything because if 400,000 jobs had been lost, then, you'd be vomiting your vile over that too. Quit already, dude, and do something...

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Anyone having a hard time finding a job? Only millions of Americans

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God give me .............?(fill in anything you like) the winning lottery number

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Which ethnic white groups talking about ladies have voluptuous curvy bodies like African American women? Latinas

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I would like to know about a house that was given to me by a pastor and nothing has gone right for us since we moved in. Why do you think he gave you the house in the first place? He was probably relieved to pass it on to you.

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Have you ever tried masterbating in the pool? Ah, masterbating in the pool...yes, yes, yes...

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Can one get closer to God through science? Sure if you use an escalator or one of those motorized cherry pickers, you'll be using science to get closer to god.

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How do you train an alert watchdog to only bark 2 or 3 times instead of constant barks? Teach him how to count first.

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Is science just another religion? Science is facts, religion is dogma. How in the world, did you arrive at the conclusion that science is another religion?

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i have a lot of movement in my belly but i took 3 hpt but all neg and plus i have my period what is it Oh, oh! You have an alien baby growing in your tummy.

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Can a bank withdraw money from you saving accout to pay money you owe on your checking account without you authorization? Usually no, unless your accounts (checking & savings) are linked. In that case, they do it automatically without notifying you.

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need some tips for a teen going to usa after visiting a country for 2 yrs a long cloak and a head scarf.she is coming back in 8th grade What kind of tips? Like where to shop for the clothes? Or what type of clothes to buy?

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i just sent in a application to cold stone creamery online. do they actually look at the ones online? will it get to them?lol If their ad was placed on the Internet, then they have a person whose job is to pull the resumes from the Internet. So, yes, they will look.

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Do you do anything embarrassing in your sleep? Yeah, fart.

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When you get an errection (GUYS) have you noticed your penis kind of beats like a heart? Yeah, and women say we have no heart, huh?

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What do you think of Pope John Paul II's statement:"Creationism and evolution are not mutually exclusive!". By golly, I think Richard Dawkins is making strides with the man. At this rate, pretty soon, he'll become an Atheist.

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Are the Americans who support the Islamic peoples of the world nowaday's version of "useful idiots"? Funny that you ask that. Because it is the Americans who support and believe what their government tells them about the Islamic peoples of the world the ones who are useless idiots.

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Are atheists amoral since they don't believe in God? Are you an idiot since you are asking this question?

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Can the police enforce the new Arizona Immigration Law without racial profiling? Of course not. And that's what the whole whooplah is about. Unless, of course, they made it mandatory for every citizen of the state to carry proof of citizenship on their person at all times. And that, my friend, is another whole can of beans you don't wanna go into.

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what does god say about political correctness ? I think that, right about now, he's saying "fuck the jews!"

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If Jesus said he would return, "was he validating reincarnation" Naw, I think it was like that part in the Terminator when Arnold says "I'll be back!"

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If God is "all-powerful",does this mean that he can see all future events...even to INFINITY?Does'nt this negate "free will"? If that is the case, then, I'm double pissed at him. The only thing I keep asking him for is the winning lottery number.

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Which is more idiotic?This AB Staff Question? Or asking who delivered Lincoln's Gettysburg Address? http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/2019141 That's pretty stupid. But I'd also vote for this one: http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/2114013

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i had protected sex 5 days ago, i now hav sore nipples & minor cramping my period is not due for at least 1 wk or 2, cud this mean anything? Congratulations! You are pregnant.

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Did you know that 25% of the world's population now has access to AB? Did that show tell you whether or not 25% of the world's population also has access to indoor plumbing, a toilet or running water?

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When man was created, do you think it was inevitable, that at some point he would have had to sin ? Man was never created. He evolved.

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If December the 25th is no longer recognised as the day Christ was born, why do so many Christian religions still celebrate it on that day ? For the same reason that they still believe in a god that doesn't exist or follow a 3,000+ year old fairy tale.

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Do you think being a good person is all that is required to be favoured by God ? Apparently not. God seems to find most of his followers in jail and I don't think those are full of too many good people.

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What happens if I mess up on taking my birth control and stop taking it during week 3 due to constant bleeding? Can I get pregnant? Naw. If you stopped taking the pill on weeks 1, 2 or 4, you could get pregnant but not if you miss 3.

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If you believe the spirit or soul leaves the body at death, how does the resurrection of the dead back to life on earth fit in ? Oh, I saw that movie. It was Night of The Living Dead. Lots of brain-eating zombies in it.

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Is God a personal mystery? Nope. Nothing mysterious about something that doesn't exist.

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Who is the wrost serial killer? By far, Jeffrey Dahmer. I mean eating his victims? Yuk!

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Wasn´t Jesus supposed to be back for like 10 years now? What happened with that story? The thing about Jesus as that his train keeps running late.

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who do people jujge me because i shower once a week? Dude, they don't judge you. They smell you!

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the piece activists on that boat was armed to the teeth The "piece activists" - what "piece activists"? He he... And here's a little for you. Please let me know if you need more, I have every account made thus far on this incident saved for your viewing pleasure. If you can't understand some of the big words used here, I'll be happy to explain them to you: Global Condemnation of Israeli Armed Attack on Gaza-Bound Freedom Flotilla: At Least 10...

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palestinian propaganda is rife Israeli propaganda is rife! Why is Israel afraid of a few boats? http://mideast.foreignpolicy.com/posts/2010/05/27/why_is_israel_afraid_of_a_few_boats Hundreds of activists are on their way to the blockaded Gaza strip via a "flotilla" of boats carrying humanitarian and reconstruction supplies, which are badly lacking in the impoverished Palestinian territory. Israel has promised to...

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do you go with the croud or are you willing to stick your neck on the block to tell the truth Can you please define "stick your neck on the block to tell the truth"? Something tells me that your idea of that and mine are not exactly the same.

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Atheists--How you proove that u r an Atheist? Oh, oh, I got a picture to "proove" it! Here, see for yourself:

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Atheists -whom do you worship if not God? My dog Rover. He's groovy! And he's god spelled backwards.

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If atheists had their way would they be as tolerant of religion as religion has been tolerant of them? Religion tolerant of Atheists? When? Where? How? Who? Oh, never mind that. I just remembered: the Inquisition, the Salem Witch Trials...yeah, okay.

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What is a good alcoholic drink to bring for myself for a casual BBQ party at night? Don't want to get drunk. I am 19 Female, australia. Aftershave cologne. Not only will it get you drunk but it'll make your breath smell great.

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What is jail really like? Is it like we see on tv? Cement, high walls, barbed wire, bars on the windows, mean guards, Big Bubba Brown, your friendly neighborhood proctologist

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What is the best country in the world to be homeless? Apparently, Palestine. Imagine the way Israel takes care of those people, who in their right mind wouldn't wanna live in one of 'em tents for 60+ years letting Israel provide all the best luxuries & accomodations for them?

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Who thinks that Canada and the U.S. would make a good country as one? You wouldn't wanna do that to the Canadians, eh?

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OK - Who was the best Bond? Sea Bond. It holds your dentures in place like a son of a gun.

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Given Israeli action will Mr Netanyahu maintain his usual self-confident posture when he visits the White House tomorrow? Self-confidence? I think the dude is cracking...he he... Now, he's trying to imply that the reason why they pirated the Freedom Flotilla is because they're trying to prevent the launching of missles from Gaza. ROFL! My question immediately was "who's gonna be launching the missles, themselves? All kidding aside, it must be hard to be in their shoes. So paranoid, so many lies to keep...

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I am so angry... Who the hell do the Israelis think they are? Oh, man, everybody knows who they are. They own Wall Street, Washington and every other sector of the economy in the US. They also have god as a real estate agent. They attached the USS Liberty in similar fashion as they attacked the Freedom Flotilla. They commit Holocaust whilst reminding others that they can do it because they were once the victims of it. They're hell-bent on owning and...

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How can I tell true christian from false ones? The ones who are just like their idol: non-existent

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What is the Arab-Israeli conflict? "The only way to make sense of Israel's senseless war in Gaza is through understanding the historical context. The establishment of the state of Israel in May 1948 involved a monumental injustice to the Palestinians. British officials were aware at the time of the grave injustice perpetrated by one-sided American support for the Israelis. On 2 June 1948, Sir John Troutbeck wrote to foreign...

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I think Jesus is Michael the Archangel but also he is God. What do you think and why? Since you had my comment deleted, I'll post it again for all to see. And, yeah, that means y'all:

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Does Israel have the right to blockade Gaza? According to Richard Falk, the UN special rapporteur for human rights in the Palestinian territories, "The blockade is a direct violation of Article 33 of the Fourth Geneva Convention that prohibits collective punishment. And this is one of the first examples where a civilian population has been locked inside a zone that has been subjected to this kind of mental and physical threat to...

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Is there any voice on Israeli state terrorism to hit Freedom Flotilla I wish I knew what you're asking so I could answer this question

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What is the number one thing that bothers you about organized religion? The nuts it attracts

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Atheists--How you proove that u r an Atheist? Ha ha! What an ignorant, yet cocky, little shit you are!

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Atheists - will you be able to answer God, when the time comes? That depends on what he asks.

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Atheists, what do you believe instead of religion? I believe in the absolute stupidity of man. That hasn't failed me yet.

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My 11 year old just told me he doesn't believe in god. I am extremely sad. Sad? You should be celebrating the fact that you have a kid who's really smart

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Did God exist before He was aware of Himself? Did the chicken exist before it was aware of the egg? Did the egg exist before it was aware of the chicken?

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If God is possible like everything is then how can he not exist? Is that what you have to tell yourself in order to believe in that which does not exist? Wow! Aaaamazing!

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What question would you like to ask God when you meet Him in Heaven? God, tell me the truth now, is that a crucifix in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

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Do You (Everyone) Believe In The Existence Of GOD? Which god?

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Do you need God or does God need you? It's not so much that he needs me as he seems to need my bank account.

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Do you see God in anyone and everyone? Yes, I do. In fact, just yesterday, I found him in a bag of Cheetos. Hallelujah!

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Is the Kingdom of Jesus ruled by Allah? No, no, no. Maria Dolfina Hernandez Rodriguez de Jesus is the one that rules in the Kingdom of Jesus. She's the one that wears the pants in the family.

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"As flies to wanton boys, are we to the gods, — They kill us for their sport." ? As priests to altar boys so are the days of our lives.

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What is Gods Religion that he wants us to be? Atheists. God wants us all to be Atheists.

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MORMONS: Why does D&C128:5;17-18 contradict the rest of LdS Scripture regarding baptism as a requirement for salvation? The only problem with baptism is that they don't hold their heads under water long enough.

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Why is the tree of the knowledge of good an evil a bad tree that causes death? Isn't it good to know the difference between good and evil?

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What should you not wear to court? Underwear

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Who runs the Department of State? The same entities that run the rest of the government: the corporations.

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What Billy Joel song(s) do you like best? The Stranger

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What do paper wasps eat? Paper

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Since everyone prays for helpless people so they will repent, who will pray for the celebrities? (CHRISTIANS ANSWER ONLY) If instead of praying for helpless people, Christians actually did something to help them, they wouldn't be so helpless.

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could a girl can get pregnant easily when u already cum outside her vagina and u put it in her again.? This is better than porn!

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Is it ever a good idea to see your ex again? I wouldn't know. Why don't you ask my ex?

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My man & I have a great relationship, how do you think he feels because he is 40 and I will be 25 in August, & we are expecting a baby? Why don't you ask him? After all, you have a great relationship...

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If the answer to life is 42, what is the answer to death? Still 42

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What should i do if my guinea pig sneezes a couple times a day? Buy her a box of Kleenex

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The BP oil spill top kill failed. Now what? Now, nothing. It's not as if the government is gonna do anything about it. We just live with the consequences of what they've done, continue buying their gas and forget about it as soon as it's no longer a headline.

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The BP oil spill top kill failed. Now what? Now, nothing. It's not as if the government is gonna do anything about it. We just live with the consequences of what they've done, continue buying their gas and forget about it as soon as it's no longer a headline.

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Who established the Catholic religion? Some very greedy paedopheliacs.

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How would you punish a peeping tom? Give him a black eye.

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I can\'t seem to push myself to do simple things. I end up surfing sites or doing nothing at all. Any idea how to break this cycle? Unplug the computer.

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Do you skip school? All the time.

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Is Traffic Court a Civil Suit? Traffic court is traffic court. A civil suit is a civil suit. However, you can wear a suit to traffic court if you like or even wear a suit in traffic.

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t=4(sin(2pie+(pie/6))) can I get an answer to this 42

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t=4(sin(2pie+(pie/6))) can I get an answer to this 42

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A new world is predicted by the Bible, in which, perfect mankind will live forever, peace exists even among the animals; interested? Sure, I'm interested but, first, I need to get a lobotomy.

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I missed three birth control pills and my boyfriend and I had sex three times; he ejaculated in me all three times. Could I be pregnant? Yes! Three times!

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"I don't know of an American president who's resigned"-Michael Savage Is he confused? What American president resigned? One comes to mind: Richard Millhouse Nixon. Another confused Republican?

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what can I do the save my relationship with my baby mama? She have cought me twice cheatin on her with people who live far from us. Imagine that! If the people had lived close to you, then, that would have been another story. And only twice?

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Is success more important than failures to you? Why or why not? Oh, no, no, failures are the most important thing. I just loooooove to fail.

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What is the right wayto mend a broken heart? Crazy Glue.

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Who in your life deserve the "Light of My LIfe" award? My Coleman flashlight. Man, I love that sucker!

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why is it when girls say their pregnant boys freak out No, shit!

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What is that something which means nothing to you? Religion.

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Is Christ the savior for all mankind or only for Christians? Christ is not the savior of anyone.

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Why would a girl have sex with her boyfriend, knowing that she wanted to break up afterwards? She was horny.

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Was Jesus a Myth? Yes, Jesus was, and still is, a myth.

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Is it best to gag someone you tie up? If so how do you do it and with what? Video if possible. Are you freaking kidding, dude?

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Atheists -whom do you worship if not God? I worship myself.

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How do I get rid of a girl who wont stop asking me out? Eat lots of garlic and breath on her face hard.

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Is it weird to see a Jewish woman wearing a Yarmulke in public? How would you react? The same way I do when I see a jewish man wearing a yarmulke in public: laugh at them.

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Its time to start _________? banning religion.

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how do i get my ex back? i unintentionally hurt him & that was one reason he broke up with me, I made him feel like... With some good bait like cheese, chocolate or vanilla ice cream.

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Would a loving god require blood sacrifice in order to forgive us? Probably not. But how much fun would it be without all the blood and guts?

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How do I convey my regards and express my sincere thanks to all the answerers to my Questions here? Thanks anyways to all of you!!? You've already done it. Now, does this mean that you ain't gonna be asking any more god questions?

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Yesterday I bought my first immersion blender. Do you have some good recipes for me? What in the world is an immersion blender?

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if i could change one thing about myself it would be________? my name. Who the hell wants to be named Basil?

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Why do Christians judge all other religions and their followers, yet they don't want other religions to judge them? Denial, control, hypocrisy. They believe more in "do as I say but not as I do" than they do in their own ficticious god.

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Its time to stop _________ ? believing in things that don't exist.

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Do you think Satan is a holy being? Yes. Unless he's been split, of course.

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my dog has mated but has started bleeding again (a lighter clearer pink rather than bright red) does this mean shes not pregnant?please help First come the "Am I pregnant?" questions. Now come the "Is my dog pregnant?" questions. Can't wait to see what comes next!

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When you ask a guy "Are you using me? And he says " well not in that sense of the word" what does that statement mean? He's using you.

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What Prophecies Did Jesus Fulfill? Hmmm...that'll be none?

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How do I express my feelings to a girl that hates me, WITHOUT embarrasing myself. Why would you express your feelings to someone that hates you? Isn't that asking to be embarassed?

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Does the food we eat affect us on the spiritual path ? No, but the alcohol we drink sure as hell affects our spiritual path, particularly, the 80 proof stuff.

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The account of the raising of Lazarus to life makes no mention or even suggestion that he had an immortal soul. Why? Lazarus? Isn't that the black dude, all skinny looking with the diapers and the crutch for the broken leg?

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Is Jesus the name of God? No. Jesus is the name of Jesus. God's name is Bob, I think.

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DO OIL REFINERIES BUY FROM PRIVATE SELLERS I do not know this for a fact nor have I done any research but it would seem that refineries do not buy oil but, rather, refine it for the companies that do own it.

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What should i say to a friend who wont stop loving the same girl? Why is it a problem? And shouldn't that be for him to decide?

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My wife was having affair with her co-worker. That guy is married and has 2 grown up kids. I live in a different country. Sure. Is it possible that you can buy a little bridge that I'm selling in Brooklyn? It's cheap and slighty used, I swear.

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Were first Century Christians Willing to Compromise their teachings (beliefs) with the Philosophies of Pagan Rome in order to gain converts? Compromise? Christians compromising? Never! Everything they have, they stole at the point of a sword, including the Pagan beliefs and rituals.

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Without mentioning God, what is the main influence on your life? Without mentioning god, goes without saying. If that were the main influence in my life, I'd be in a psych ward right now.

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If you were Emo and you cut your wrist shouldnt you be dead? Emos are suicidal arent they? No, emos are mentally ill people who need help.

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Should government take over control of money creation? Wow! Who exactly do you think controls the printing of money? Walt Disney or Wal Mart?

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i liked this guy but he didnt like me how can i make him jealous? can i lead him on but want nothing to do with him? Sure. The more games you play, the better it'll get.

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How often should you visit family? Every time you need your laundry done.

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why do some people want help then once they've got it they just stop talking to u. talk about being ungratefull Such is the nature of the human beast.

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How can some1 be in love with you and everything is going great and all of a sudden he says he is confused and doesnt feel the same anymore 1. They were lying to you. 2. You thought everything was going great but not them. 3. They're having an affair. Take your pick.

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What is Eloah? What is Elohim? No idea but they sound like jew names to me.

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Are you going to boycott Louisiana and other Gulf coast fishing products? Does that oil stained coast make you want to vomit ? Lemme see if I get this right, you are calling for a boycott of products from the areas that have been affected from the oil spill but not one of BP. Okay! I think I get that.

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Why do you turn your head sideways and cough? Next time, I'll make sure and do it right on your face.

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Who is ready to care about me and why? I have absolutely no idea but I do know it's not me.

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Assuming you were given the permission to read it, whose diary would you love to read? George W. Bush's. Could you ever imagine that?

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What is just not true that people pass around as though it's fact? People in the US elect their president.

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The group known as Christian Witnesses of Jehovah, has made mistakes in the past, but, with refining, their lights do shine; other groups? Jehovah's Witnesses shinning...oh, yeah! Their flashlights on your face at 5 in the morning when they're knocking at your door to pester the living shit out of you maybe.

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Is John Lennon apart of the Beatles band? Or did he use to be? Is your name Rip Van Winkle? Have you been asleep for the past 40 years?

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Would you rather eat 200g poo or date an UGLY, WRINKLY, MIDGET? Kid, how old are you and does your mother know you're playing with her computer?

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The front of a car is called a bumper, but what is the BACK OF A CAR called? A back bumper. Front and back, get it?

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Ladies: what do you think about male legs?? They're good for walking.

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how could a girl put pressure on a guy to have sex with her? Hold a gun to his head.

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Why do people share every single detail about their life on Facebook and other social networks? Because I think that Facebook is mostly for very young people that have no sense of privacy whatsoever.

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I want to win a raffle thing at Best Buy for a $50 gift card but I want to know if there is a way you can be sure to win. Anyone know of 1? Sure. Sleep with the guy that does the drawing see if that works for you.

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Am I the only girl in my school that hates Criss Angel? All of the chicks are freakin obsessed with him..... I have no idea. Are you?

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Would you be turned off by someone who doesn't brush his or her teeth? Not for as long as they don't come close to me, try to kiss me or smile in my presence.

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Why do so much girls at school think Im super hot? Im not even that attractive. I try to be modest about it though. Funny, the same thing happens to me at bingo. We can't help being such super-studs, I suppose.

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If you drink half a bottle of absinthe at about 60-70%, what are the chances of dying? I have no idea. Why don't you try and let us know what happens.

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Do you believe theres an after life? Is there proof? No, I don't believe there is an after life. And, no, there is no proof of an after life which is the reason why I don't believe in it.

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Who Wrote the Bible A bunch of camel herders who happened to be jews.

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What do you think America will do if North and South Korea go to war? What do you think it should do? What they always do. Go in and fuck things up even more, massacre shitloads of innocent people and make a few rich corporations even richer.

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When the Apocalypse comes, what are your "must-have" items? A tinfoil hat, plenty of body spray to disguise my scent and a Baptist church to hide in.

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What is it like to be really rich? I seriously doubt that anyone on AB - beginning with me - can answer that for your from personal experience.

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I think Jesus is Michael the Archangel but also he is God. What do you think and why? I think that you are delusional and could benefit from a couple of months in a mental institution, some strong meds and electroshock therapy.

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MY LEFT BREAST IS BIGGER THEN THE RIGHT? CAN BREASTFEEDING HELP MAKE IT EVEN? Let me try and see what happens.

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How does common sense fit into your analysis of scriptures? "Common sense to analyze scripture" is an oxymoron. No one with common sense would ever analyze scripture unless it is in an academic setting.

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Are there any pressure words that keep mentally occurring to you to achieve by your boss that haunt you to do the impossible what are they? Just one: paycheck.

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Why did my shy crush mention something to her friend that happened between us two weeks ago? Why does anybody do what they do? Does anybody know?

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What is one profession you would never take take up? Male prostitution. BTW, why in the world is this question under "weight, weight loss, diet, vitamins"? Has AB finally gone mad?

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Believers - how does arguing with atheists affect your relationship with God? It doesn't. It takes one close mind to believe in an invisible guy up in the sky. When they argue with atheists, they shut the door even closer and the mission is to convert, convert, convert at all costs not to listen, think and analyze.

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what is the fastest way to stop smoking? To get lung cancer.

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since the republican party hates our president (whether he's black or a democrat) They hate everybody including each other and themselves. Hate is the core of the Republican party and seems to be the only thing they do well, besides screwing everything they touch.

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How often do you change your duvet cover? Duvet? Isn't that one of those fancy things the Euros use for washing their asses?

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If you could slap someone, who would you slap? You, first. Then,

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where can i find a good job in atlanta ga? with no experience needed Plenty of mega churches. They must need janitors, gardners, security guards to carry the money to the bank and so on.

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Will America's 1st all-Christian prison be built in Oklahoma? Will they stone people to death? Is an all Christian prison legal? Hallelujah! I doubt it will be big enough. One tiny prison in OK can't contain all the criminally insane sheep. But on second thought, it would be really easy to send a drone in and wipe 'em all in one swoop. He he...

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What the hell is with all the god questions on here? It used to be bad before, but I think it has become worse! The Christers are either feeling particularly guilty today or maybe, they haven't met their quota of "saved souls" for the month and trying to cram it all in before the long weeekend so they can go and drink themselves stupid.

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Glenn "leave Palin's children alone" Beck attacked the Presidents 11year old daughter today. How can anyone listen to his garbage? Such is the nature of hypocrisy. Do as I say not as I do. Of course, the idiots that follow them don't even blink an eye over stuff like that.

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Best friend is dating two men online and leaning more towards one than the other should she come clean before starting with guy #2? She's not dating anybody. She's talking on the computer to what she thinks/hopes maybe two men but could actually be two Holstein cows or two preschoolers or convincts on death row for all she knows. Here, in a nutshell, is what computer dating is:

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if satan was real would you have hot wet sex with him yes or no and plz exlpain your answer and remember now satan loves us all!!!!!! Not unless he had a sex-change operation.

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What should I call myself I am a native to america but they don't like to be called native americans should I call myself an injun? Surely, you don't think this is racist and derogatory, right?

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Is there anything you detest? The Right Wing and everything they pawn.

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Why do people ask questions here when all answers can be found on google and other search sites? Because people are lazy and stupid.

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Buttplugs? I'd rather have a supository, thank you.

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What are you shy for? I ain't shy but I'm cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs.

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who looks like jesus? My mother in law only she's packing about 300 pounds more than Jesus ever was in his best day. Oh, she's got the beard and the mustache too, just like him.

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When the bible says that dues to the devil should be paid... isn't that like saying Jesus was not enough? No, you see, the Bible is really referring to the IRS. The Devil is just a codeword.

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If God came to Earth tomorrow, what do you think he'd bring with him? Condoms, beer, a flashlight, flip flops, a pair of goggles, a fly swater, a fishing rod, a picnic basket, a picture of his dog.

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Would you rather walk under the shadow of death, or have the Light of Life? I'd rather sit in the shadow while drinking a cold beer and holding a flash light on my lap

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If you won a million, would you consider yourself rich for life? I would! Yes, I would. That would pay off my mortgage, my car, my kids' education and my mother-in-law's bunnion surgery. For as long as I continued working, living a modest life and saving, I would be well stocked by the time I retired.

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How do you think BP is dealing with the oil spill? BP is "dealing" with the oil spill in exactly the same way that EXXON dealt with theirs in Prince Williams Sound, 20 years ago. Since BP "helped" in that one, they're well-versed in what to do. So, this should be a tremendous slap on the face for the "Drill, baby, drill" crowd.

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What is the funniest, most hilarious joke you've ever heard? Once upon a time, there was nothing. Then, this fat, invisible guy who was aimlessly wandering thru the universe, had an aha moment. He took a magic wand and whipped the Earth out of his top hat with it. In 6 days. The story gets a little complicated after this but, essentially, he forgot to make a woman so, a horney guy whom we'll call Adam, whinned some and the fat guy whipped him a hotie...

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What are some easy ways to tan? Turn your oven to 375 degrees. Get inside. Come out after 3 hours or so.

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When I use my laptop with it sitting on my lap for more than about 10 minutes, my lap gets hot. Could I be pregnant? Oh, my! Not only are you pregnant but so is your laptop. Quick, call Bill Gates!

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Is Jesus enough for you? Yes, he's adequate. After all, I have a very small lawn and he can handle it all by himself. However, when I have bigger jobs for him, he usually brings a couple of his Mexican pals with him to help.

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If god created everything, why did he create evilness? Forget evil. Why did he have to create roaches? Or pleather? Or shoulder pads? Or female boldness? Or bad smell on fish? Or Aunt May's bunnions? Or tooth decay? Or hairy legs?

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Obama and Sestak, one's word or the other's. Whose do you accept? A community agitator's? or a 30-year naval veteran's? Lemme see: Obama = politician = liar Sestak = military guy = brainwashed Hmmm...tough choice there... I'm not familiar with this debacle nor am I interested as it sounds like a Glen Beck/Bill O'Reilly concoction; however, I'm also gonna go on a limb and assume that the dude is a Right Winger which really, really says it all.

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Why do a lot of people not believe in god?HE CREATED THIS WORLD AND DIED FOR YOU you people should be thankful you were made by him I'm confused. God created the world and died for us? I thought that god had created the world, then impregnated a virgin by remote control and the bastard kid, Jesus, is the one he had nailed to the cross. But I kinda like your version better. Only fair that the god who created the world would kill himself later after seeing the cosmic mess he'd created. You see, it's this very kind of...

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Are Jehowa Witnesses superior than others? No. First, are the jews. Then, come the Christians. Jehovah's witnesses are fighting neck in neck with the Mormons for the third place.

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What is the greatest proof of God's love? Beer. If he didn't love us, would he have invented beer?

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What's the most random weapon you could use to protect yourself? (no guns, knifes, swords etc). My mother in law. The woman could serve as shield to an entire batallion of them characters on the Discover One Card commercial

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If you had a chance to name America, what name would you give it? The United Snakes Welcome to the United Snakes Land of the thief, home of the slave Grand imperial guard where the dollar is sacred

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How much does a Holy Bible cost? Absolutely nothing which is the reason why it's the most printed book in the world. You can steal it from any motel or hotel room in the US.

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Should we follow the old testiment or the new testament? The age old question: the Old Testiment or the New Testicle?

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CHRISTIANS ONLY: How would you describe the bible if you had to use one word? Crap

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i want to wear shirt on cream coat please suggest. Go right ahead, lad. You can also wear shirt on cream puff if that makes ya happy.

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Are random citizenship checks a good idea? How would it affect your commute on public transporation? You would probably get a seat, right? Random citizenship checks are a great idea...if you live in Nazi Germany!

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Can you train your cat to clean itself better? Sure. Show him how to use toilet paper.

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How do I get a six pack if crunches are not working? Liquor store. Beer isle.

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how can i make my virgin lady very happy. Pop her cherry or give her as an offering to the gods. I'm sure they'll be very happy, not too many of those around these days.

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a box contains 5 red balls and 7 yellow balls. If 3 balls are selected at random, what is the probability of getting exactly 2 yellow balls? Not much of a challenge if you're a male Chinese. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You can all shoot me now for making a racist joke.

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Fathers: Scale of 1-10, How important is it to raise a son to desire purity in his sexuality as you would raise a daughter to value hers? I raised all my children pure, all 10 of them. Then, this cult came by and took them all and sacrificed them at the altar so now, I tell my other 8 kids to screw and be happy.

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What is the trashiest place in the world? (Not like physical litter, but more just full of really tacky people, culture etc) Texas. I was there last week and man! You should have seen the hee hah cowboys wearing 10-gallon hats, belt buckles the size of large pizzas and those damn cowboy boots, prancing around the airport like they were getting ready to lazo the planes while on their cell phones, mind you, where the whole world could hear all about Aunt Beatrice's hemorrhoids and Uncle Herb's diarrhea. Oh, lord,...

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what type of image we see through bionic eye ? I see every good looking girl in the room nekkid.

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Should I get my ex jealous by telling him that I have a new bf so that he can talk to me again? Sure, try it. Do let us know how that works. And, remember, if all else fails there's always Solitaire.

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What common grammatical or spelling error annoys you the most? Here, I'll give you an example, this is a PM I received from a loving Christian this morning: "haha u said i have no life but u tryna tell to use proper english lolz just relax -------------------- On Apr 27th, 2010 at 5:02 AM, Rinky Dinky Do wrote: Getting mad about what, exactly? Care to be a tad more specific, please? And, oh, yeah, try using English, it would help greatly. He he......

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Pure substance X is a green powder. When heated, it gives off a gas and changes to a black powder. Is substance X an element or a compound? Sounds like manure to me.

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Can you become a lawyer after watching a 1,000 hours of Law & Order? You couldn't possibly be any dumber, less dishonest or predatorial if you went to law school that's for sure.

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If there is a hell, will it be one of our own making? Pretty much. And not only that, but hell is here and now.

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In general, do you think of yourself as "smart"? Not so much smart as a smartass, yes.

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what is the spiritual message in finding a gold ring? Screw the spiritual message. Take it to the local pawn shop and see how much hard cash they give you for it.

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What are signs that the zombie apocalypse hasn't started yet? The good Christians are still waiting for the Rapture.

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in how many ways can a committee of 4 be selected from six women and five men if the committee is to have an equal number of men and women? Easy. Pick two women, two men and a drag queen.

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what do girls like to talk about to make a relationship last long

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what should i talk about besides asking her a billion questions and how was her day with my girlfriend

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what should i do to get my shy girlfriend to talk to me Try this see if it works:

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what website should i go on to find out the things i need to take a real estate test Real estate test? Dude, you need to learn how to read and write before you go for a real estate test.

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How can a heterosexual man be a expert on male homosexuality if he does not know what a blowjob would feel like from a gay male?

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when my girl and i are together we always run out of words. and im cant of asking her a mill questions. how can i fix the silence

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IF WE REALLY KNEW THE PRICE GOD PAID FOR US, WOULD WE CONTINUE TO DO WHAT WE DO? And what, preytell, was the price that god pay for "us"? Better yet, where did he shop? If he went anywhere else but WalMart, I say with all confidence then that he was just stupid.

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i hate the fact that someone got on my page and ask these crazy questions and i dont know how to delete them Are you sure it wasn't your alter ego? Man, I've been going thru your questions and all I can say is:

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CHRISTIANS (SUCH AS MYSELF) ARE CRITICIZED BECAUSE OUR FATHER WAZ CRITICIZED Christians such as yourself, huh? It's a good thing that you clarified that cause, otherwise, I would have had NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO idea that you're a Christian. You could have fooled me, ha ha!

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If a heterosexual man envy another heterosexual man because he has a very large penis would he give him a blowjob? Oh, my! You said penis. What Would Jesus Think?

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IF WE HONESTLY KNEW THE PRICE CHRIST PAID FOR US WOULD WE CONTINUE TO DO WHAT WE DO? And what is it exactly that we do? Live? Oh, the horror!

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Are we breathing and living for God, or are we just breathing til' death. Whats your choice

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What is a reasonable amount of time to look for a job at one's level of qualifications? I need to work but I'm being told that if I take a 'lesser' job it will ruin my Resume. But I can't stand the frustration of not working at SOMETHING! With your level of "qualifications" it can reasonably be expected that it will take the rest of your life to find a job cleaning the toilets at McDonald's.

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Can anyone find a record that I can copy of the appearance of a 'Squako' (not sure of spelling, this is kind of phonetic) Heron which appeared in Southern Ireland in 1987 or 1988 Thank you "Squako" is not the only word you don't know how to spell. Why don't you try "whacko" see if that's it?

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Are gushing Micheal Jackson fans who bombard AB with stupid and leading questions about him totally stupid and huge losers? And if anybody knows about stupid, man, that would be you! Ha ha!

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IF YOU HAVE FOUR BUTTONS, HOW MANY COMBINATIONS CAN YOU GET WITH PRESSING THEM DOWN OR UP? Can you please stop yelling? Just because you're deaf and dumb doesn't mean everybody else is too.

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Anyone getting fed up with the Answerbag 'experts' fielding so many questions? Well, you can always find yourself another playground. I hear the KKK is recruiting in your neck of the woods. And, hey, don't let the door hit you on the ass on your way out!

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I'm looking for the name of a thirty-plus year old arcade video game. Description in answer - its for person who had not long to live, thnx

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Have you ever dreamed you were eating a giant marshmallow...and when you woke up your pillow was missing? Oh, wow! So, that explains your condition, huh?

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Will an MA (in International Realtions ) qualify me to teach at college level? You? Teach? Oh, lord! You can't even spell "relations" - waa haa

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Where in the US or by mail order can i get 'Yappy' brand biscuits? (Chinese) You mean a blow up doll?

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Beloved cat has tumor on leg. Amputation costs a grand, don't have it. she has about two months otherwise.Vet is trustworthy. What to do? Turn to prostitution with that mouth of yours you ought to raise at least a couple blow jobs if you put it to good use. If you know what I mean...he he...

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What is the most unusual alcoholic concotion you have ever imbibed?

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Do you worry about how stupid the next generation must be when you see what there taste in movies is? I'm looking at it right now and it is aaaaaamazing. Tell, how can one be so utterly stupid and not be in pain?

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Glasgow Manicure? What does this phrase mean? Something you need, desperately. Also, look for Glasgow Dentist, Glasgow Bathhouse, Glasgow Haircutter...

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If Mary is the 'Great Intercessor' in Catholicism - why didn't the 'good Thief' ask HER to assure his place in paradise? And tired of bashing on ethnic minorities, the racist/biggot/ignorant originallyjustme turns to Catholics to offend. Well, all I have to say is 'may you soon find yourself alone with a Catholic priest...with your pants down!" Waaa haaa

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If God is all powerfull why does he need petty humans to do his dirty work? Really! That's what I keep saying, man.

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I think everyone has at least one addiction, what's yours? Beer

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why do you want to committ suicide? Who says I want to do that? Surely, you must have me confused with someone else.

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Why do people call President Obama Nazi, Hitler, socialist, all the bad words? Are some Obama haters really just racists? First, those are ignoramuses who are just repeating what their talking heads at FAUX News tell them too. Second, they have no clue what any of those words mean if their lives depended on it. Third, yes, those who attach those adjetives to Obama are racists. I don't like the guy, I think he's exactly the same as Bush only he can say it better and you will see me criticize him constantly;...

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Does life really get better after a suicide attempt? Unless you succeed, of course.

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If God were brought to trial for killing all the people in Sodom, Gomorrah, Admah, Zeboim and Bela, what would his defense be? He'd probably make sure that he gets the same prosecutors that botched the Blackwater case out in California.

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Christians! Do you trust Jesus? If you were out hiking and Jesus appeared and he said to you, "It's Rapture Time! Jump off this cliff I certainly hope they all jump.

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Do the religious think people are like some kind of mindless robot that must needs a God-fix to behave properly? No, quite the contrary. They think they're really smart because they've figured out something the rest of the world doesn't know: how to talk to invisible things.

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How do you say "are you going to the dance friday" in spanish? "Vas al baile el Viernes?" or "Vas a bailar el Viernes" (are you going dancing on Friday)

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Say something, anything, get it off your chest. It's amazing what people will say. Have a little fun with it. Let's hear it! Man, is my ass itching...! There, I said it. Now what?

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WHY DO PEOPLE CREATE? Create or procreate?

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IF GOD WERE TO COME TODAY, WHAT WOULD HE SAY ABOUT YOU? He'd take one look at me and say with envy "my, my, my, is all that yours?"

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Are African Americans their own worst enemies at this point of their interactions with society in general? Boy, you're on the racist-bandwagon tonight, ain't ya? Who pissed you off, huh, kid?

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if i cut my wrist how long will it take me to bleed to death Till you have no more blood left, like this:

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I hate myself. I can't go long without cutting. I come from a good Christian family but I have no one I can talk to. I need help...

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When Im gone, will you miss me? Who are you again?

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I wish I could post a religious question on here without some people criticizing it. If it does not pertane to you don't answer! Or, in the alternative, do what they used to do in the old days: burn the damn heathens at the stake! Seriously, if y'all don't want people to disagree with you when you proselytize, go to raptureready.com. Lots of nuts just like yourself that will wholeheartedly agree with you. In the meantime, if you aren't ready for the answers, then, DON'T ASK THE QUESTION!

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I hve nthng left in this world & nt even pple r enough 2 hld me dwn anymore, I hve tried treatment,tlking, & meds; none hve wrkd. I'm dne attempting 2 fake strong & happy, I hve no emotions,Plz any suggestions on how to end my life quickly & painlessly? Here's one way:

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what do you value most in your life ? Beer

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I want to hurt myself or hurt others. Something bad has happened. Can you really help me-when I can't help myself?

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What are some weak spots for fat people for fighting? I am gonna have street fight with very fat person his so(chubby)? You should first make sure he's not a sumo wrestler.

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Would minorities be better off earning respect than demanding it and getting 'special' treatment under the law? How exactly do you suppose they "earn" that respect? By lowering their pants and grabbing their ankles in front of the likes of you and then saying "thank you, may I have another?" Really, how many ethnic groups or opressed people have you heard of that have "earned respect" without demanding it? You're on the racist, whinning, feeling oh-so-persecuted bandwagon today, ain't ya? Who...

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Am I the only one that wants to die?? And please don't throw one of my old answers at me Well, under the circumstances and given the short notice, this is the best I can do:

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To all christians, Have you ever needed something from God and He gaved it to you. How did it happened? Did you give Him back His word? Yep. I once needed a lift but he never gaved it to me. Another time, I got a flat tire but he never gaved me that either. So, there!

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If you could ask Jesus one question, what would you ask? What did you do when your ass was itching up there on the cross?

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CHRISTIANS ONLY: How would you describe the bible if you had to use one word? Obsene.

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If atheism is a disbelief and in no need of proof, then why do I hear atheists say they can't believe theism based on scientific proof? Huh? Is that a brain fart I smell from here?

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Does prayer in public settings offend you? Does a particular religious practice of prayer specifically offend you? Why? Prayer belongs in the church and in one's home not in public. Keep it where it belongs and don't shove your acts of false piety down other people's throats.

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If humanity could dialog w/ a race of beings from another planet or galaxy, should we? Should we go to their planet or invite them to earth? Sure, because we're all getting along so great on this planet that we need to go into outer space to look for more company to drag into this mad house we call Earth.

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my landlord has a plug socket that you have to turn on by plugging the plug into another plug socket, is this even legal? He has a plug that plugs into the plug that needs a plug to be plugged in. Sweeet!

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Would you personally date and or marry a person of a different race? I'd date and marry a person of a different breed if she were good looking enough.

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What are the health benefits of apples? An apple a day keeps the doctor away or so the health insurance companies say.

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What are the health benefits of spinach? It attracts Olive Oyl.

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If humanity could dialog w/ a race of beings from another planet or galaxy, should we? Should we go to their planet or invite them to earth? Not a good idea, according to Stephen Hawking, the most intelligent human being on planet Earth.

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Bias against white people in America? Other races scream 'profiling'and slide by just about every public regulation on the books? Bias against white people in America? You have got to be kidding me, right? Before you go whinning about how descriminated you are (by whom, is to be determined, of course), try walking on the shoes of a Mexican or a black man or a single mother or a Native American or, even better, an Arab. Then, come back here and try to tell me about "bias against white people in America"

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I say Raisin Bran. You say,___________? gives me the runs.

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Have you told anyone else? Or have you dealt with this by yourself? Noooooo! My lips are sealed.

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i have a hole in my ceiling however it is in an enclosed airing cupboard does the landlord im renting from have an obligation to fix this? You need to check your state's law but in most states, repairs are the landlord's responsibilities. If you give him/her notice and nothing is done, you have the right to make the repair yourself and deduct it from you rent. Then again, please, make sure you check your local laws to make sure this applies.

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WHat would your last meal be? Food, for sure

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When she goes home, does she forget? Does she put aside all? until the next day? Or is she as tormented as me? Not when she's with me. I make her forget all about you.

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Is globalization just another word for the death of the American middle class? Can you compete? If not, what will you do? Globalization is the death of much more than the American middle class. Can we compete? Hell, no! The forces that be are way too great and we are all too sheepish, cowardly and apathetic to do what needs doing.

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Hello I am trying to start my own christian tv show program where do i begin? Rent air time on FOX, you've already got the audience there, ready, willing, able and waiting for you.

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do you think technology is the death of wisdom It sure does seem that way, doesn't it?

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What are the reasons someone would have an enema? Constipation, medical tests, airport security checks

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How many of our needs should the national government be responsible for? And why? As many as we could afford for ourselves with the money that is extorted from us under the guise of "taxes"

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Do you think if we quite saving so many lives maybe natural selection will start to even things up? What lives are "we" saving? Between 2003 and 2009, the US alone killed over 1.3 million people in Iraq only. How is that saving lives?

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Do you feel like everyone has a purpose in life? If so, what is it yours? To drink beer and piss of Christians. Ha ha!

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How long is the trip from New york to South Africa? That would depend on what type of car you're driving.

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Do you need a person's permission to found a church and worship them as God? I want to start the United Method Man church. Oh, please. Worship me! Worship me! I only require large cash donations, virgin sacrifices (good looking ones only) and free beer offerings.

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what is Barack Obama famous for Lying? Ha ha!

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If you become God for a day, what would you do? Make every woman good looking and beer free.

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Is the christian god real? If yes, how do you know? If no, how do you know? But of course the Christian god is real! So is the Muslim god. And the Pagan god. And the Hindu god. And the Shintu god. And the Rastafarian god. And the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

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Faith in _________ is my ticket to ____________. (Please provide an answer for each blank.) Faith in [invisible things] is my ticket to [the county mental hospital]. And, yeah, yeah, yeah, I know - this question is for Christians only.

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What is the meaning of the number 666? 999 upside down.

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How do I make a deal with the devil? If I make a deal with him, will he impregnate me, like I want him to? SERIOUS ANSWERS ONLY!!!!!!!!!!!!! Making a deal with the devil is not all it's cracked down to be. Last time I sold my soul to him, all I got was this lousy T-shirt. Later on I learned, he has bought it at WalMart.

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What's the point anymore the worlds corrupt. Whats the point of living this life of stress. Its been fun world whats the point? Im gone

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How do I work out 5 + 3x = 15 - 7x? 42

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It takes a theist to follow a religion but an atheist to start one. Agree or disagree? LePeep, are you insinuating that we Atheists are crooks?

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Would you want to work for NASA? Would I wanna work for NASA? Sure! But hear they're not hiring cooks at this time.

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Is this Pope a liability? The entire Catholic Church is - and has been since the beginning of time - a liability to humankind.

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In U.S. politics, which Senator has the most political power? The ones who are fully endorsed by AIPAC.

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When I take the train I barely even hear English being spoken. I guess I'm "wrong" because I feel like an immigrant in my neighborhood. Stop for a second and try to picture how the Native Americans must feel like.

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What do you think the US should do about illegal immigration? 1. Stop invading other countries 2. Stop messing up with other countries (blockades, interference, etc.) 3. Stop pillaging the natural resources of other countries. If the US abstained from the above, there would be a hell of a lot less immigrants and immigration problems in this country. The invade countries, destroy their economies (i.e. Cuba & Mexico) and those poor people who are...

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Is atheism an intolerant belief? Since when is Atheist a "belief"? Atheism is disbelief in the existence of a diety. When did we make the jump from disbelief to belief?

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How many people watch TV in the USA? Not too many. Only about 300 million.

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What media sources do you consider credible? Right now, only my local public radio station because it is funded by listener donations. NPR and PBS are out, they're both taking corporate "donations" which means they have both sold their souls to the devil.

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What is the best way to face evil? Should it be resisted? This is the best way:

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NWO WTF r u waiting 4? A taxpayer bail out.

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What do most of your dreams consist of? Nekkid blonde babes.

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The United States Military is the most powerful force in the world. Why can't we secure The US borders and ports? Do we really want to? The IMC only does things that bring the corporations running it inordinate amounts of money. "Securing" the borders ain't one of them. "Securing" the Middle East, however, is very much so.

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What does a therapist do? Collect $200 an hour for doing nothing.

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What kind of person would need to see a therapist? The entire Right Wing.

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Why the hell do some people insist on racing you on the road when all you're trying to do is get from Point A to Point B? Who are you? Jeff Gordon?

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So, does the Republican Party in Medina County, Ohio think women belong in the kitchen? The Republican Party thinks women belong in the kitchen period.

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Is homosexuality a choice? If I may get responses from members of the gay and lesbian community only it will be appreciated. Homosexuality is a choice like choosing your sex before birth a choice. But if were, so what?

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when was racial segregation made an official law in kansas? When slavery was adopted?

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If you were the opposite sex for one day, what would you look like and what would you do? I'd probably look something like this:

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I have naked pictures of my ex girlfriend and I that I took with my camera in my house. She recently found out that I had sent them via email to a friend. She is now threatening to sue me and said I should hire a lawyer. Does she have a case? I hope she sues the pants off you (pawn intended). You'd deserve it.

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Felons cant own a racehorse, but can run a daycare center. Isn't it time the people took back the power? Felons also can't vote, get a decent job, have access to education and are branded for life. But hey, the ignorant sheeple will tell ya that they deserve it and that if they didn't like it they didn't have to commit the crime in the first place. Even if that "crime" was smoking a joint.

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To all those who are Northern US citizens what was your impression when you visited the South? Very ignorant and utterly hypocritical. Finding someone with good moral values, honesty, common sense and intellegence down here is like looking for a needle in a haystack. Never met a bigger bunch of misguided individuals in my entire life. They have more churches than school and it shows in everything they do. Probably 90% of all SUV sales have been made in the South and they all drive...

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iam an indian citizen. i want to marry a moroccon woman in morocco and move over to india with her. how can i do this? Get on a plane, go to Morocco & marry the woman. The two of you get on another plane together and go back to India. The End.

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What makes you smile? Do you smile back always? Sex makes me smile.

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If Jesus decided to strike down Facebook and Twitter, would the economy collapse? Yes but it would be resurrected three days later.

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What is the most fashionable hairstyle for women and teens? Mullets. Mullets rock!

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what can i do to my damage hair? what to do with it? Some lighter fluid and a match, perhaps?

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ARE YOU WILLING TO POST A SHORT COMMENT ON YOUR LOYALTY TO JESUS CHRIST IN A SHORT PARAGRAPH EXPRESSING YOURSELF AND SIGNING YOUR NAME? A message to Jesus....? Dear Mr. Of Nazareth, It has come to the attention of the Fraud Prevention unit that a claim was made on your life insurance on April 6th (Good Friday). The reason quoted was 'Death by cross' and has been filed shortly after 4:00 p.m. that day. However, reports have stated that you have been seen on numerous occasions following this event, with the first said...

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Does Christ or Scriptures Rule today? Yeah, in the minds of the highly delusional.

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how much would it cost for quadruple by pass surgery in the uk Nothing if you're a citizen of the UK. They have a wonderful little program called Universal Healthcare that allows everyone to enjoy medical care for free.

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Syncretist:Do you borrow from religions that are at enmity with one another? How can you reconcile the irreconcilable in your new religion? The same Christianity does. By stealing from everybody else, ignoring the facts, denying reality and, otherwise, going thru life in denial and with eyes wide shut.

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Is this happening for real? Nope. I heard it's happening for fake.

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will it show blood flow It will, it will.

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Is any one amazed that the catholic church is investing in stem cell research? Yes and no. Such a backwards, barbaric organization can only be doing that to divert attention from the real issues it faces: the sexual molestation of scores of children around the world. It's time for that cult to be put out of business once and for all.

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Why are the Obama administration and GM lying to the American people about GM having repaid their government loans? Fox News? Waaa haaa...ROTFL! Surely, if you took yourself seriously, you wouldn't be quoting anything those clowns have to say. Really...

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If you have a mental block when you try to complete a certain task, how do you overcome this affliction? Hit my head against a brick wall repeatedly till I unblock it.

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So let me get this straight. AZ requires no permit to carry a concealed weapon but you have to carry proof you are a citizen? Don't try to make any sense of it, you'll go mad. The day Obama won a Peace Prize and pitched war during the acceptance speech, everything in the US that was still standing right was turned upsidedown. Since that day, black is white, good is bad, up is down, right is left. And the best is still to come.

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When was the time you felt God abandoned you? On the 7th day, when he went surfing and decided never to come back.

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Have you ever observed evidence of a spiritual nature in any animals? No. Animals don't drink alcohol, only humans do.

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Are cafeteria workers required to wear hair nets? All kitchen workers are supposed to keep their hair tied and covered by either a hair net or a hat.

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Why is the Bible special to Catholics? Cause they can kill all the roaches inside the church with it.

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How do you cope up with sinning that you feel you had to do because you had no other option? Sinning, schminning. I live my life in such a way that I can look myself in the mirror and sleep at night. The rest is hogwash.

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How controversial would abortion be if they were only performed for victims of rape and for serious health concerns? Exactly the same as it is today. Those that feel it is their god-given right to tell others how to live their lives will still want to force those women who have been raped or will die as a result of the pregnancy to have those unwanted babies. In the meantime, when the kids are born, they'll continue doing what they've done thus far: turn their backs on both mother and child and forget that...

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Should abortion be legal? Yes. Anyone who doesn't agree with abortion, shouldn't have one. For as long as the ones who oppose a woman's right to choose over her own body don't fezz up and adopt at least two of the "children" they "save," they should then just shut up and breed and inbreed like rabbits.

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Pantheist: if all is "God," then what do you say to the Atheist who says that there is no God at all? You'll burn in hell, you inmoral heathen!

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Do you think pot should be legalized? Yes, yes and yes!

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Polytheist: upon what do you base your morality if you serve multiple gods, some with conflicting personalities? Whose morals do you emulate Oh, bruther! The best question should be: which one religion do you push down people's throats and doesn't that get confusing?

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Does ANY theism have any value at all if it is ONLY for guidance in this life? If there is only this life, why be indebted to a god or gods? No value whatsoever except as a substitution for drugs, alcohol, gambling, pornography and such other choicey vices.

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Spiritually speaking-What is the purpose of the Human race? Spiritually speaking, of course, to destroy the Earth and everything in it.

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Don't Christians have better things to do than proselytize on the internet? The ones I know get drunk on Sundays.

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dude i need help......................... Help! I need somebody. Help! Not just anybody. Help!

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Two Caymans married 13 yrs ago. My wife admitted to being in an affair for 1st year. We got legally separated 1.5 yrs after being married. For 11 yrs now she has refused to sign final divorce papers. I've pleaded for this. Now she wants $50K. HELP! Caymans? What's a "Caymans"?

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An 18 yr old girl signs marriage papers so that she'll be able to have family visits with a boyfriend in prison. She leaves the country meets a new man gets married and has kids. Wants to divorce 1st man but not sure where & how to start. Help A.S.A.P. Move to Utah. You'll problem will be solved.

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why do some people go crazy about earth day? I've never heard of anybody going crazy aobut Earth Day. However, if you're gonna go nuts over anything, better Earth Day than religion.

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If you could make a model of a new government body, what would you call it? Cooperative Economics. And I would imprison anyone that dares call it "Cooperativism." History has proven that all the "isms" are deadly.

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Why does the series " True Blood" find it necessary to mock our Lord with the blasphemy of vampires? What lord? Whose lord?

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What are some fun, very out of the ordinary things to do with friends? Rob a bank, desacrate a cementery, wash each other's feet

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if zombies were to attack you with all most unstopable force, what would you do? Hide behind a Christian. The Zombie will be looking for a brain for a loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong time.

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Rough survey, how many atheists, how many christians, how many muslims, how many jews, how many what? I'd like to get a rough idea as to the ratio of faiths/non-faiths on AB. Please, no theology discussion, just a simple "I believe this" Born right the first time.

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Would it be offensive to show Muhammed's face on South Park or to reveal that he married a six year old? Do they have the guts? I dunno, I ain't Muslim but lemme ask you something? Would it be offensive to show Jesus Christ's face on South Park? How about the Christian god raping a 12-year old virgin? Do you have the guts?

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What type of energy should America invest in? Renewable energy. And leave the Arabs alone!

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Is there anything funnier than seeing a grown man afraid of a mouse? Yes. Seeing a grown mouse afraid of a man.

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Even if you're an atheist, what do you think would happen if all the houses of worship closed today? Don't you think the world might be a more dangerous place as lost and potentially dangerous people have nobody to accept or emotionally support them? For a long time, I've been advocating for closing all the churches and making schools out of them. And, NO! If anything, the world is more dangerous because of religion. If you don't believe me, look at Iraq.

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What religion is barack obama? A Pastafarian, of course.

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why do under my eyes go black when I touch them? This happens after I apply facial cream to that area and when I am putting on make-up. Dark circles under the eyes are due to ruptured capilaries (I believe). Therefore, when you rub that area, you're just agravating the problem.

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I feel like I have a cold saline fluid in an i.v in my hands and arms???? I have an Eating disorder as well idk if they are related?? Whaaaaaaaaat?

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Is it possible to be critical of Joseph Smith and the Book of Mormon (pointing out historical inaccuracies), without being an Anti-Mormon? Yes, just like it is possible to be critical of Snowwhite and the seven dwarfs.

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Are Not These people (and people/Bureaucracies Like Them), Essentially Thieves (See Below)? I'm looking...I'm looking...but I can't see anything.

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What has the president done, anything from the beginning of his term. What has he done? He's created the Teabaggers. Now, that's no small feat!

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Do YOU Want Sites Like YouTube, Flickr, and Blogger To Go Offline? There are lots of big boys out there working hard in order to take our freedom to the use of the Internet away. For right now, I'd worry more about the recent circuit court decision which granted Comcast the right to restrict its customers' use of the Internet. It all starts with something like that and, before we know it, it's all gone. U.S. Court Curbs F.C.C. Authority on Web Traffic...

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Does anyone else think Earth Day is Stupid? Earth Day is just like any other day. It really means nothing. At least, be happy that you're not supposed to buy stuff on that day and give it to people you don't care about.

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me and my new wife want to buy a new home, can my ex wife have any rights to it. None, unless she buys the house along with you.

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Should Obama have Reversed U.S. Abortion Policy? Do you people realize that the US is the only country in the world that has such backwards ideas? If it weren't for its military/weapons supremacy, the US would be worse than Iraq.

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What is bigotry? Can you give me an example? According to Merriam Webster dictionary, bigotry is: 1 : the state of mind of a bigot 2 : acts or beliefs characteristic of a bigot And a bigot is: a person obstinately or intolerantly devoted to his or her own opinions and prejudices; especially : one who regards or treats the members of a group (as a racial or ethnic group) with hatred and intolerance And example of bigotry/bigots are...

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Which countries were colonized by the US? Hawaii, the Virgin Islands, Puerto Rico, Philippines, Mariana Islands, Guam, American Samoa, Line Islands, Corn Islands, Phoenix Islands They also had their hands on (occupied) Cuba, Haiti, the Dominican Republic, Trust Territory of the Pacific Islands (Marshall Islands, Federated States of Micronesia, and Palau), Marcus Island (or Minami Torishima), Ryukyu Islands, Bonin Islands Present...

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Are you more likely to judge people by their appearance, their words or their actions ? Actions. An action speaks louder than words.

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how would you fight off a mountain lion? like if it had ahold of your leg? bite, sockit... With a shotgun.

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Is evolution just a theory or fact? It's not just a theory is a scientific theory which is as good as fact.

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Why do you think about Super Mario Bros. The Movie? Who says I do?

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How do you believe the universe was created? With a magic wand, of course.

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Do you think god created us or did we come from apes? The god thing, of course. It's so much more believable, possible and realistic.

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Should Goldman Sachs be found liable for fraud in the pending SEC lawsuit? Unfortunately, we the sheeple have no saying over it. Quite honestly, I think that deal is in the bag and they'll just get away with the usual slap on the wrist and continue with the scam as if nothing had happened. I'm actually surprised the SEC even went thru the trouble of that charade.

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Is it so awful that I refuse to shop at a Wal-Mart,Kmart,Ross,TJ Max or any other retail stores? Nope, nothing awful about it. As a matter of fact, I think it's rather commendable that you stick to your guns when it comes to the big goons. I'm the same way about American oil companies. I'd rather walk than gas up at one of their stations.

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I'm denying Gods existence mostly because I do not "deny" god's existence for any reason. The deity only exists in the minds of the gullible and I am not one of them. Not believing in something is not denying its existence. Something has to exist in order to be denied.

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should domesticated cats be kept indoors or let out Who let the cats out? Who? Who?

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Do owls eat cats for food? Yes. And dogs too.

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Atheist: Is religion the greatest sin of humanity? Is religion, regardless of the deity or the moral teachings, inherently evil? Sin, schmin. You Fundies see everything in terms of religion and can't visualize anyone existing without it so you have to apply all of religion blabber to everything, even Atheism. Religion is not the greatest "sin" of humanity but it is, without a doubt, the bigggest hoax ever perpetrated on it. The "moral" teachings of religion are not evil because the only "evil" is that which men do....

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What movies have you seen many times but never have been able to catch the beginning of? Not really the beginning but the end. I've tried to watch Mission Impossible several times and invariable end up falling asleep half way thru it.

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Do God and peace HAVE to coexist? Have to? I think your question should be "Do god and peace coexist?"

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Do vampires really exist? Of course they do. They live in Washington, DC

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How many terms do you think Obama will serve as President? One. I'm surprised the whackjobs haven't tried to kill him yet.

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Atheist:If all religion was eliminated, what then would you worship? What would you recognize with reverential awe as greater than yourself? Somebody has finally lost it. See what happens to a brain on religion? That's right, it turns to mush. ROTFL!

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What do most of your dreams consist of? Luscious babes in bikinis at the beach drinking beer and blowing kisses at me.

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I'm hungry, what should I have to eat? How about food?

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If you win the lottery for $2600 and you owe for DTE do they take it out of your winnings? First, what is DTE? Second, is there a judgment against you? Last, I've never heard of monies being taken out of lottery winnings. For a host of reasons, I also don't see how anyone (unless it's the government) can garnish lottery winnings.

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how can you make your boobs bigger. Plastic surgery.

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Does anyone else get super frustrated with clogged noses? Especially when you sleep? Any remedies? Clogged or stuffed? The best thing I've tried for stuffy nose (and, yeah, I've suffered from the same problem all my life) is a natural spray saline solution that's sold everywhere (pharmacies, supermarkets, WalMart, etc.). It's really cheap, about $2, and works like a charm. You feel it opening your airways as soon as you spray the solution in and works all night.

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Can I legally own this bike?! Have you tried asking DMV? They may be able to issue a duplicate title.

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Why do rednecks prefer Pabst Blue Ribbon beer? Because it's the cheapest beer available. It also tastes like horse's pee.

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Now he wants to fuck me? Ugh Help Plz How dare he? The nerve of that guy!

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If you could put into effect any single new law OR any single change in an existing law, what would it be? Why? The Patriot's Act. I'd repeal that damn thing inmediately.

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what is √12x^6^3 PLEASE 42

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Whats your favorite season of the year ? Also do you 'migrate' to a warmer climate to keep warm? Fall is my favorite season. The crispness in the air is very special and so is Octoberfest beer. Ha ha! I don't migrate anywhere cause I'm not a bird and I've got no money to do so.

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Would it be a good idea to go to college out of state? Not if you can help it or can't afford it. Out-of-state tuition is about 3 times the cost of in-state tuition.

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How long would it take to get a masters in computer engineering? What would be the tuition cost? Help me please!! A masters degree in anything - not just computer engineering - is 5 years; 4 for a bachelor's and another year for the master's. The cost will depend on the university that you attend. A state university will always be cheaper for students who reside in the state, more expensive for out of state students and private universities are very costly. However, you may be able to get your master's...

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I am told that it costs money to belong to a library in America, and I find this difficult to believe. Is it True or false? It costs money in that public libraries are supported by taxpayer dollars. However, it doesn't cost anything to use their facilities, equipment, books, etc. There is only a nominal fee for printing and copying. The rest is all free. You can borrow books, videos, use their computers and all you need is a library card which is also free.

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Anyone aware how dangerous the new government technology is? "Electronic Harassment" and "Organized Stalking"? You keep asking about "electronic harassment" and "organized stalking" and, although I have no idea what this is (but can imagine), I do know full well how very dangerous government technology is. I see it everyday and it's getting progressively worse. And this is only the beginning.

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If someone makes more money than you, are they better than you? I don't know about better but they're definetely richer.

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When someone says to you "without me, you're nothing", do they really see you as nothing without them? They just see you as nothing period.

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I need homework help...please answer. How has world religions class been meaningful or not to me? You actually expect me to tell you how world religions class have been meaningful or not to you? Wow! Would you also like me to eat dinner for you? Or take a bath? Sleep for you?

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I think you can understand without agreeing. Can you agree without understanding? Yep. The religionists and Teabaggers are the perfect example of that. They understand nothing yet they agree with everything their talking heads tell them to think.

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People say they 'have faith' ..but how is having faith beneficial -what purpose does having faith serve? "Faith" is a great catch-all to avoid reality.

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Is global warming caused by humans? 100%

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hw can black people b bi The same way as white. After all, they both have the same organs in the same place.

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Fruit. Cake

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As God was travelling through the Universe did he stumble on Planet Earth & add his personal touch: life, seeing the potential? Indubitably. And, boy, was his plan ever flawed!

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Does killing a bug go against God? Are there any quotes in the Bible on this subject? There are plenty of quotes on the Bible about killing: women, children, animals, more women, more children, Palestinians.

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In your opinion who was Jesus, what did he do and how do we get to heaven if such a place exists? answers from non christians please Jesus was a Mexican gardner. Heaven is a town in Mexico but since Jesus doesn't have a car, he can't get there. It's too far to walk.

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Agnostics please comment. Is atheism just another belief? Have atheists backed themselves a corner? Can an atheist be bigoted? And why exactly would the Agnostics know? Have you run out of people to bash so now you gotta start on the Agnosticst too? As for the bigoted comment, sorry, Christians have cornered the market on that one.

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Christians: Why did your God create paedophiles? That wasn't god's doing it was the devils. See everything good, goddidit, everything bad, the devildidit.

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Is this volcano eruption a wrath of God? Iceland's one volcano eruption and the world is affected? Awwww! Ain't god good and merciful?

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Where is the soul before conception ? On the bottom of the shoe.

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A 1 year old child who wouldn't say "Amen" was starved to death by his mother. She received 1 year probation. Is that justice? If she had been Muslim, then, the Christians would be rioting on the street, asking for her to be beheaded or burned at the stake. But since it's one of their flock, I'd imagine they approve because it was done in the name of the lord and all that jazz. Besides, god himself seemed to be pretty keen on that sort of thing. Do you realize that people who are caught with marijuana get stiffer...

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have you ever noticed almost all serial killers , are christian.? http://home.comcast.net/~pobrien48/serial_killers.htm And if they aren't, they soon find Jaaaaaysus in the slammer.

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At what point does President Bozo become Bozo the First? That was in about 2003. First, he stole the election in 2000 and was appointed president in 2001. Then, he planned and/or allowed 9/11 to happen. Then, he lied about WMD (Weapons of Mass Distraction) in Iraq and illegally invaded two countries under false pretense. Not having had enough, he stole the 2004 and election. So, there's the chronology of President Bozo who became Bozo the First...

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Would the Tea Party movement exist if President Obama was white? Nope. Whatever they claim to want or stand for was implemented by their idol Bush or other white Repug presidents before him, you didn't see them doing much teabagging then, did ya?

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What word(s) would you use to describe Yoko Ono's singing ? Puking feeling.

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getting my ears pierced but im terrifed! help! Sorry. I can't get them pierced for you.

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Did you deliberately mess up your life in an important, irreparable way, just to spite your parents? How? I was born to them. That's how.

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Architect Eero Saarinen designed buildings with concrete, which allowed him to do what? Save money on nails?

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Does anyone else wonder if there are any African-American Tea Party members? Is it a racist organization? No, no black Teabaggers. They're racist, hateful and misguided.

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do some girls get milk even when they are not preganent? Sure. They can get it at the supermarket any time.

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If being gay has been proven to be not a choice then isn't that just proving the Catholic religion is wrong (No offence to Christians) It's not just the Catholic religion. And that's not the only thing that proves religion wrong.

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if he had a condom on and he came and then took it off and grinded could the sperm still left on his penis get me pregnant? Yes, yes, yes. Oh, god, yes!

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how do you read the oil dipstick on a 1998 Isuzu Amigo?? With reading glasses on.

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i m in badly need of business, suggest a business of trading which i can do on representing monopolize product and for pakistan market... Male prostitution.

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can rabbits drink from a bowl Yes, but only if you give them a straw.

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whats do you think is the most dangerous job in the world? I say attending a wedding in Afghanistan. If you compare the number of soldiers killed there vs. the number of wedding parties being bombed by drones, they latter will "win" hands down.

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I cannot fall sleep at night. I think someone is harassing me for some reason. It is starting to make me kind of ill. What should I do? Go to an herbal shop and get a cleansing. Somebody's put the whammy on you.

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For french oral exam are there any websites that show common questions and answers in french and show you the meaning in english? French oral exam...hmmm...that sounds kinky.

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Is it possible for STDs to be passed through public means? Not just toilets? What other public means? Buses or the welfare office?

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If I move to Mexico will i be able to come back to the usa? Haven't you heard? The Mexican government is kidnapping white girls who like Mexican boys and holding them for a randsom.

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I like this boy. He is Mexican and iam white. What could I do to get him into me more? Give him Texas back. And maybe, California.

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Do you genuinely love and care about anyone? A friend, maybe a family member or a mate. My dog Rover and those old loafers. Man, I love those shoes!

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have small red bump on labia of vagina, hole in the middle, whitish clear puss.have not had sex in over a month. ??? I'd have to see it in order to render an accurate diagnosis.

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if i join the marines what will i do? Besides invade foreign countries for all and murder their women and children?

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wanna play acww Nope. I only wanna play tic tac toe.

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Cameron Diaz agrees to marry you but the offer is only good for the next 15 minutes. Will you do it? Hell, yeah! I'd let the wife hash out the details later.

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Do white and mexican girls like black guys? I dunno, Timmy. I'm neither white nor Mexican nor a girl.

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a fact to all christians mohamed is the false prophet and the holy number of the quran is 666 as every muslim know`s it !?!? So? What else could you X-ians possibly do to the Muslims that you haven't already done?

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The Unit? Sorry, left it at airport security.

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Is this one the only reality? No, not really. It depends on whatever it is that you're on at the moment.

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How would a sociopath with Asperger's Syndrome survive in an English prison? By feeding him lots of crumpets and tea...and an ocassional warm beer.

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How is "Bing" different from "Google" when used as a search engine? Which one is better? Bing is supposed to be Google's competition. I haven't used it but it's supposed to be about the same. I'd imagine, however, that because it's new, it may not be as good and may have a few bugs.

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What does the cup icon mean on Yahoo chat? It's an icon next to a friends name on messenger list. They like to drink coffee.

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i would luv to learn more about "Gypsies" Good for you.

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wheres the best place to cut that doesnt get seen? Try your penis.

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How did the Great Depression in the US end? Thanks to WWII and all the heavy metal that was produced to sell and use overseas.

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Why did Jesus command his prospective followers to hate their parents (Luke 14:26) which is to dishonor them, which was punishable by death. Because the parents were smarter and would rain on Jesus' brainwashing parade.

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Is China destined to roll over us technologically? It already has financially. I think that, technologically, Japan is still ahead.

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You might be a redneck if? You had two pick up trucks and your daughter rectum both.

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Can you tell me how to get....how to get to Sesame Street? Follow the yellow brick road.

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Why do we wear pjs to bed? Why not just sleep in your clothes? I don't know why you do but I wear my boxers.

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What's the purpose of a tree ? It's for the monkeys to climb and the dogs to pee on.

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Please I need an answer to this question very urgently! What is trade dispute, and please explain at least 3 ways it can be solved. It's a dispute that arises during trading. Three effective ways to solve the dispute are: (1) guns; (2) swords; (3) bitchslapping.

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Why cannot a woman (or man) stay single, adopt a child (or not) and lead a life of her or his choosing? And who says you can't?

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obama held muslim national day of prayer then forbade Christians 2 yrs saying offends muslims. Offending Christians & voters? Hypocrate? Please provide proof of this. Otherwise, you are the hypcrate and a liar, not to mention delusional and ignorant.

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With President Obama in office, America is regaining world-wide trust while Republicans have the least trust of any political party. Why? I wouldn't bet on Obama regaining world-wide trust. After all, he's not the same as Bush for nothing and it's just a matter of fact before others catch up to that. However, I do have to agree that the Repugs/Right Wing are the most putrid species their god could have ever created.

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if you saw some1 peeing in public would you care? Not for as long as they're not peeing on my leg.

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What is your answer to-Who am I? Dude, if you don't know who you are, how do you expect me to know?

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What makes a woman look like a male? Hormones and sex change operation.

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What is the ultimate question of mankind? Boxers or briefs?

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What's your favorite conspiracy theory? Obama was born in Kenya.

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What's a really good test of a friendship ? A friend is someone who bails you out of jail. A good friend is one who sits in jail with you and says "damn, that was fun!"

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Is the best way to rob is to be CEO? Sure seems that way.

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Who do you mistreat under the perception that he/she doesn't like you anyway? What do you perceive of him/her that justifies what you do? Women. Always women cause that's what the good Bible tells me to and I wouldn't wanna disappoint god or anything, he can get pretty pissed at people for that I hear. 1 Timothy 2:12 “Suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence.” Deuteronomy 22:23-24 23-If a damsel that is a virgin be betrothed unto an husband, and a man find her in the...

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If you were God what would you do? Smite my flock

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What do you think of the health care reform in America? By healthcare, do you mean the inalienable right of the insurance companies to decide who lives and who dies?

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Is the subversive movement(anarchists,anti-gov.,militias;etc.) in the world getting stronger or weaker? Not in the world but definetely in the US. The hatemongers are like angered wasps on the face of having a black commander in chief.

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Prior to the earthquake, how were the relations between Haiti and the United States of A? Why the US Owes Haiti Billions -- The Briefest History Colin Powell, former US Secretary of State, stated his foreign policy view as the "Pottery Barn rule": if you break it, you own it. The US has worked to break Haiti for over 200 years. We owe Haiti. Not charity. We owe Haiti as a matter of justice. Reparations. And not the $100 million promised by President Obama either -- that is...

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Why is the USA so far behind the rest of the world in so many areas of health and education? Those are results we would expect from a Corpocracy. The corporations that own and run this country only care about profit margins. Humans are not disposable but useful only to produce the goods and then turn around and buy them from those who own the means of production and the finished product. We have gone from slavery to wage slavery. And everyday that goes by, we go a little...

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Is the Tea Party fighting for the rights reason or leading us away from the big thing? First of all, what is "the big thing"? And second, the only thing the Teabaggers are fighting for is ignorance. A more misguided and ignorant bunch hasn't been created since the inception of the Republican party (in case they weren't one and the same).

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I spend $160 a week at the supermarket for my boyfriend and I. What the heck am i doing wrong? (my b/f looked at the bill and said he didn't see any crazy $$ items either) What you're doing wrong is that you're not making him pay for it.

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Why are abortion haters statistically dumber than those who support abortion rights? What else could you expect from adult people with invisible friends?

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WHO WAS THE FATHER OF OLIVER TWIST? Popeye. Olive Oyl was his mother.

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Does the Bible explain the form or appearance of the angels that were at the tomb of Jesus? Where the angels using human hosts or something? They looked like this:

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How do I get a kitten flat enough to fit in a toaster? Try a steam roller. I had room to spare when I was done with mine.

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My brother is older than me and he ALWAYS helps himself to my food. Does anyone know where I could hide my fave foods in my room? B creative 1. Under the mattress. 2. In the toilet tank. 3. In your underwear drawer. 4. In the dirty laundry hamper. 5. In the trash can.

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Do you think global warming is real? You mean to tell me you haven't noticed yet?

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How to become straight again? I tired praying and asking for forgiveness but it won't work. And I know for a fact that I just can't accept the fact, and I can't live my life the way I want to unless I become the way I was before. I wasn't born like this. Just when you think you've heard it all, along comes this...

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Why is God a Father and not a Mother? Because he wore the pants in the house.

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Has anyone ever shot a kitten with a 44 Magnum? Not me. But I ran one over with a tank once.

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How many monkeys do it take to put in a light buld? I dunno. I know how many it take to screw in a light bulb though.

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If you had a comedian at your funeral, who would it be? George Carlin.

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Are Health Insurance companies run by Satan? The Teabaggers will have you believe they're actually run by Santa. But those of us standing to the left of them know they're all dislexic anyway.

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Chess, Checkers or rock band? Cheese and crackers, please.

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How many strap-ons does the average nun go through in her lifetime? I wouldn't know. You need to ask a Chatholic priest that question.

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for surfers: do you trust dolphins when you see them around? i really dont trust any large wild animals. Man, if I didn't trust large animals I'd still be single.

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Does the Bible tell Christians to rebuke the Devil? How do we today think that we could command devils? Wasn't this given to apostles? No, I think it says to repuke the Devil not rebuke him.

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The US Government sends its troops to war for....? At the present time, that would be oil and more oil.

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What bad habit of yours could potentially lead to your untimely death if you don't stop soon? Living.

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Which spiritual book would you recommend others to read? The Phone Book. Chuck full of good information.

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What is a three word phrase that does not have the letter "e" in it? Jimmy crack corn

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Can mankind ever triumph over evil? Mankind is evil. How can it ever triumph over itself?

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How do you say 'looking forward to s/o's visit' in German? Hail Fuhrer

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How do you deal with a person, that has a anger problem? With a restraining order.

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My dog is always scatching and chewing and we have tried everything to stop it but nothing works. any ideas on why she might be scratching. Where exactly is she scratching and chewing? She could have "hot spots" but you better consult with the vet when you take her for a check up. What worked for mine was wrapping a towel around her neck so she couldn't chew/lick the area anymore while I put liquid bandade on the spot. It took her about a week to heal. This was done under the vet's instructions.

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Is death painful? Is it really scary to go alone after Death? I dunno, I haven't died yet. But as soon as I do, I promise, you'll be the first to know.

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Sadly children of all religions are molested by clergy, but why does the media make it out to only be a problem in the Catholic Church? Because of the proportion. Catholic priests do it more than the other combined religions together. Besides, just because others do it, doesn't make it right or beyond reproach, you know?

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Whats the worst food? Anchovies.

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what does it mean disposed by judge and can that case ever be reopened Disposed by judge means that a the court (a judge) made a decision/ruling on it. Can the case be reopened? Well, that depends on whether the decision was made with or without prejudice. With prejudice means it can't be reopen. Without prejudice means it can be reopened at a later date.

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when your credit report say charged off or written off is the amount that was written off the entire balane that was due for that bill Whatever you owed the creditor. Of course that amount includes late fees, interests and any other penalties they slapped on it.

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What was life like living in the Great Depression? (What were things to do, etc.) Much the same as it is today under the Other Depression. As for 'things to do' that would have depended largely on whether you were rich or poor.

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Are you going to straighten up? Or am I going to have to get tough with you? Get tough with me. Oh, baby, oh, baby... No, waaaaait a cotton pickin' minute, you'are a guy! Yikes!

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Big Fish, Small Fish, Plenty Fish in the Sea. Why the reference to fish? You forgot smell like Tuna fish, big fish eat little fish, drinks like a fish, go fish, Jesus fish.

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What other religions are there besides christians and athiest? What do they believe? I feel this is the appropriate time to inform you that "athiest" is no more a religion than bald is a hair color or healthy is a disease.

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I have been consistent in my requests for _____________ on the job, yet it continues to be denied me. (Please keep your answers clean.) proselytizing. And I'm willing to be that ain't no joke either.

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Out with the old, in with the new. Old testament vs. new testament? Old Testament = God before Prozac New Testament = God after Prozac

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Did you know that its a biological fact that there are no snakes in Ireland, not even the tiniest grass snake? That's because snakes are biologically allergic to pubs and beer.

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HOW CAN OTHER COUNTRIES BECOME ACTIVE stopping the POPE and CHURCH from covering up more crimes of sexual abuse ? Italy should have the Pope arrested for aiding and abetting. And every other country where the pedophiles have committed their crimes should burn them at the stake.

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why do people always have to stereo type? Cause it's more fun that way?

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how likes juggalo's and insane clown posse? How what and who?

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What's the most recycled product in the U.S.? Lies.

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Why do fish sleep with there eyes open So the worms can't get by them.

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What type of firearm would you want to have? A tank. And drive it on the highway at rush hour.

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Gun Control- Do we still have the right to bear arms in the USA? Only if you work for Blackwater, the police or the military or are attending a townhall meeting.

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Why would a starling throw out all 7 of its eggs? Because he found out his wife cheated on him?

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Should unwanted kittens be made into cat food? Great idea! Meow!

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I want to leave my house so bad!!I have problems with everyone..My parents are like the best i just cant stay here anymore.. Should I ?? If your parents are the best, why would you wanna leave then?

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What is the plural of "moose"? Meese. Like goose/geese, moose/meese.

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is the bible relevant anymore? Yes, it is. I use it as a weapon of self-defense. How can it possibly be anymore relevant or usefull than that?

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What animal would you like to hunt for sport? Republicans

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Do you think some of the super pious are super frauds? We just have to look at the church for examples of that. What do you think? Yep. Examples: the Pope, the pedopheliac Catholic priests, the televangelists, thiefs like the Reverend Creflo Dollar, Pat Robertson, Benny Himm, Fred Phelps. Man, the list goes on and on and on and on.

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If you could break one law, what would it be? Personally, i'd punch a pregnant woman. You can have the pregnant women, I'll take the dumbasses from Homeland Scrutiny

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What soft drink(s) do you like? Beer

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Christians only: Is protesting against governmental policy a form of the rebellion that the Bible condemns? Christians rebelling against government. Waa haa...thanks for the laugh.

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What is your type of Blood? The red kind

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is it illegal for a pub manager to accuse me of graffiti which i haven't done ? I'm consequently bared ! Advice please. What are you barred from? Visiting the pub or doing grafitti while in it?

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In the most troubling times, besides god, what/who/where do you turn to? Beer

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Who are the "thought police"--monitoring the thoughts you express? Internet search providers like Google? Telecom companies? Government? Here on AB, it seems to be the righteous Christians.

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how to lose weight to fit in prom dress in 4 days???? Stop eating.

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What do you think is appropriate action to be taken for the Pope and his role in the church's abuses against children? Put him in jail for a couple of years and bunk him with Bubba Brown. Make sure he's wearing his pretty dress and pointy hat when he goes in. Mr. Brown will take care of the rest and administer poetic justice.

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Should murderers & terrorists have human rights - if yes WHY? Can you please define "terrorist" for me? Once you do that, I'll give you my opinion on the subject.

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What better scapegoats than God/Devil? We blame them for everthing and take no responsbility for anything. Pretty clever aren't we? Absolulely, my dear. Between religion and lawyers, Americans have been relieved of all personal accountability. Still, we wonder why we're in such a mess as a society, eh?

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what is the best thing to cut urself with that makes it bleed a lot An axe.

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who's ready to watch the world crumble to pieces? Ready or not, I've been watching the world crumble around me all my life.

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184Ford Ranger suddenly died wile driving will not restart absolutely no spark the fuel and battery are ok how do i troubleshoot and fix? Shit does happen, dude, even to the worst and dumbest of you.

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would u rather have a boner in.... For $100, I'll take #6 - All of the above!

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What was the youngest age you first got drunk? DO you think 10years old is too young? I was about 11 years old. Had a hangover for like 3 days and didn't even do it on purpose. He he...

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Do you think the United Germany is secretly building up a super army to attack the world yet again? Yes, only it's not so secret and the name is Israel. Funny how things work out, eh?

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The possible father is A+ girlfriend is o- and the baby is o-. Is there any possibility that he is the father? This sounds like a math equation: if A+ is O and O is not A+, please find the approximate value of B-

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What does the rosetta stone say? No hablo inglés, señor

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Is the USA the next USSR? Amerika? You mean, the USSA? Niet! Neverinski, tavarich!

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How can religious people love a "God", who created this cruel life? Why does a lion have to kill a gazelle in order to survive? Because what common sense, normal people see as "cruel" those afflicted by the mental illness known as religion see as love. Don't try to understand it, it's an ass backwards world for them people where love is hate and hate is love and good is bad and bad is good and up is down and down is up. You'll have to be afflicted by the disease in order to understand.

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Those who insist that there is no God, despite the inerrancy of the Bible and the reality of God's creative works, Bible condemns them? Could you please be so kind as to point me to some of the 'realities' of god's creative works?

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What do you think you were doing when Jesus walked upon the earth? Masturbating. I hadn't had a piece of ass in a long, long time.

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Do atheists ONLY attack Christians? read description: I hear you and here's the problem: other faiths don't go around shoving their believes down other people's throats. For example: When did you see a Bhuddist burn someone at the stake for not believing in Bhudda? When have you seen a Pagan put a disclaimer sticker on school science books? When have you seen Muslims printing "In God We Trust" on the currency? When have you seen Wiccas...

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What was the last thing that made you super happy? The Republicans losing the elections. But, then, along came Oblahblah... ~sigh~ Happiness in a poor man's house is truly shortlived... ~sigh again~

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Mormons: How does your religion make you feel? Warm and fuzzy all over. Weeeeeeeeeeeee!

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What was God's reason for creating this world? He was bored and needed something to torture. You know, like a little kid who rejoices and amuses him/herself by reaping the legs off bugs.

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What atheists call preaching do normal people call expressing beliefs? No. What religionists claim that Atheists call preaching is what normal people call proselytizing.

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Can God be found only 'within' or can he be found outside also? In my case, it's mostly outside. I even built him a little house in the backyard with his name on it (Rover) and everything. See, the wife doesn't want him sleeping on the couch and our bed so, out he had to go, whether he liked it or not because she's the one that wears the pants around the house, you know?

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Will only belief or reading Scriptures obtain us entrance to The Kingdom of God? According to the X-ians I know, it's taking god/Jesus into you heart that will 'obtain' entrance to The Kingdom of God...or something like that.

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Did you know that Jesus Christ is an imaginary being? NOOOOOOOOOO! Do not say! So, you mean to tell me that all these years I've been worshipping an imaginary character? That the guy hanging on the cross on his diapers is made up? What would ever happened to the world's best hung ornament now that the truth has been revealed? Man, you just can't trust anybody anymore. All this time, while I was in confession and training as an altar boy, the...

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I agree with the war in Iraq because we need the oil. We got rid of a tyrannical dictator. got rid of bases for terrorists. Why do people never see the good side of anything these days? Do we really need "their" oil? Why? Did we really get rid of a tyrannical dictator? At what price? What do you think the Iraqi people (the ones that should really count in this debacle), think and feel on this matter? If killing over 1 million innocent people, displacing another 5 million and destroying a country (to pay as much as $5 for 1 gallon of gas) is a good thing, then, where is...

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what is an internment camp and what separates them form concentration camps? It depends on who's doing the 'internment' and who's in the 'camp.' For example, the Warsaw Ghetto was a concentration camp but Gaza is not. The Japanese camps in California during WWII were not concentration camps but "internment" camps. See the difference? And if you don't, don't worry, neither do a lot of us. It's the same thing with "terrorism" - it's in the eye of the beholder. It...

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Say somthing random please! My ass is itching and my balls are twitching

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What comes to your mind when i say Mcdonald's? Heartburn

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i am making a horror film and need a creepy poem for the beginning the film any one know a poem i could use? For his religion it was fit To match his learning and his wit: 'Twas Presbyterian true blue; For he was of that stubborn crew Of errant saints, whom all men grant To be the true church militant; Such as do build their faith upon The holy text of pike and gun; Decide all controversies by Infallible artillery; And prove their doctrine orthodox, By apostolic blows and knocks; Call...

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What do you do when your cat is really really thin even when she eats A LOT? Dude, sounds like your cat is bulimic.

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Can you describe your life in one word? Party

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What do you think is ruining america the most? You didn't even come close to what is ruining America and it's a tie between the Right Wing and the corporations.

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Is the WEST covertly being forced to accept a lower standard of living to raise the standard in impoverished nations or is it just greed? No, the West is not convertly being forced to accept a lower standard of living to raise the standard of impoverished nations. The corporations that run the West - and the world - are lowering everybody's standard of living equally. That's the good thing about them corporations, to them, anyone who's not one of their execs or shareholders is equally disposable.

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What was the true cause of communication problems in the United States on September 11 2001? There were communication problems in the United States on Septeber 11, 2001? Gee, who would have known... I was under the impression that Cheney had given very clear and consice instructions from the command center underneath the White House. Go figer, eh?

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Does praying for the dead help the dead anyway? Do you pray for the dead? Praying is mental masturbation. I don't pray for the dead anymore than I pray for the living.

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Is the atheist's belief life occurred randomly preventing us from putting life on Mars allowing them to prove their theory?

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What movie makes you so mad that you refuse to watch it? Yes, anything with that idiot Chuck Norris.

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What is something interesting or fun to do online? Watch porn

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I frequently spray Febreeze in my hair to make it smell good. Is that bad? If you consider being bald a good thing then it's not bad at all.

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What is your favourite thing to do when you're bored? Aim my telescope at the neighbor's bedroom window.

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How long can a married man hold out before he considers sex with a knock out beautiful woman who desires him? Well, if he considered her so knock out beautiful, I'm sure he wouldn't be holding out. Are you sure he's not gay?

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what do you call it when someone overestimates their talents? Full-o-shit

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How many miners and/or minors will God have to kill before America starts persecuting gays like they should? Whuuuuuuuuut?

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Are you as sexy as you want to be? I'm too sexy for my shirt.

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What would you never give up for money? Booty.

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When you die, what do you want to wear in your coffin? A male thong, of course.

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What will become of you when you die? Since I don't care to become worm food, I shall be cremated and become dust. Ashes to ashes Dust to dust If Rinky hadn't died He'd still be with us

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What would your last words like to be before you die? That sucker got me!

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How would you treat your staff if they worked hard for you besides a payrise? There are many ways to show recognition for your workers other than monetary compensation (although, at the end of the day, that's the only one that truly counts). For example, do little things to improve moral and pride in their work by letting them go home early every once in a while or by implementing flexible work schedules. Institute a casual attire work policy. Bring in some bagels for...

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If there were no sex drive would the world be better or worse for it? You want a child, get an implant. Eliminates rapes. Do you agree? My dear Rosie, rape is not about sex, it's about control. However, I have to agree that there would probably be a lot less to fret about without sex drive. For example, what would that talking snake in Paradise would have done way back when if Adam and Eve would have been devoid of sex drive, huh?

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How do you justify your sexuality to other people and yourself? I don't feel I need to justify anything - least of all my sexuality - to anyone.

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What shape and size is your imagination? See for yourself:

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Which dream of yours would you like to be turned into Reality? The one where all the Republicans have been turned into fishing worms.

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What is the greatest sign of God's love? Beer. Who else but a loving, merciful god would have invented such a divine libation?

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how do I attach a contractor's bond? Try Crazy Glue.

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Do the seemingly never ending questions about God on this site betray some doubt or insecurity on the part of "believers"? I interprete it as hypocrisy and self-righteousness (the core of Christianity). They feel that, in order to prove their devotion, they have to shove their crap down everyone else's throats, whether they like it or not.

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Is it we who long for God, or is it God that longs for us? Some of us mere mortals long for something other than, whether that be a god, booze, drugs, gambling. Some people just can't handle reality in all its infinite ugliness and harshness and need a little something to help 'em get thru the day.

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For those who believe in "traditional marriage" Are your one man one woman views of what constitutes a valid marriage based on the Bible? No Buybull beliefs here. However, I think it's the nature of man to want to be in a monogamous relationship (womanizers and sheaters aside). There is a great deal of comfort in knowing that one is with a partner for life and that they accept us as we are are with all our shortcomings and faults.

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In this world of abundance created by God, why is man scared, worried about the future? Cause it seems like god ain't doing much of anything for his flock. Worrying about the future is a dirty job and someone's gotta do it.

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What is the psychological reason that I like big butts ? Nothing psychological about liking big asses.

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How can I decode my VIN (vehicle identification number)? With Frodo's ring, of course.

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Any ideas for great redneck games and food and decorations anyone? And I am country so just looking for some help. Ideas for redneck games: 1. Count the teeth left on the people that surround you. 2. Trace the genetic roots of all your neighbors to the same ancestor. 3. Count how many rednecks you know that are named after a Southern Civil War general. 4. Ask everyone if they know what kind of fence the stock market has around it. 5. Ask how many peopl think the O.J. trial was the big Sunkist and...

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Is it women who tempt a man to sin or vice versa? No, it's the talking snake that temps man to sin. You know, the talking snake he has between his legs.

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i am 18 and i live on my own. I moved out of my mothers house when i was 16,and she wont give me my child's support that my dad pays. Depending on the state where you live (many of them automatically emancipate a child at the age of 18), then, you should take her to court. She not only should turn over the child support your dad has paid her for you but she should also have to pay you child support. And that is provided you are not emancipated, if you are (and sounds like you are), it's tough nuggies.

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Is there any questions a person can ask you that you would never answer and why? Yes. Anything to do with my underwear. I would never tell you - no matter how many times you ask - that I wear size XXL, Fruit Of The Loom boxers. So, don't ask!

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Have you truly faced your fears ? What was your finding ? I did and I had to change my underwear.

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What can we do for monthly church fundraisers? Do what the televangelists do: lie.

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What is the cause of this Universe? Some invisible fat guy with a white beard and a lot of time on his hands, according to some.

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my staffordshire bull terrier is bleeding heavily and not eating her food, she is throwing up blood she is not acting like she used to. Ever heard of a veterinarian? If you haven't, I suggest you pull the Yellow Pages, find one and take that poor dog to him/her...pronto!

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ever since i started playing softball, my thumbs always hurt! Damn, wrong place for this answer.

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ever since i started playing softball, my thumbs always hurt! Stop playing softball with your thumbs then

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Do you view the Bible as your only source of truth? If the Bible is the only source of truth, then, slap some butter on me and call me a biscuit!

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Where do bankers live in London? In mansions. The same in the US, France, Italy, Spain

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What evidence is there that Jesus is God? God cannot die, sent His Son to die, used his Son to create, resurrected His Son. God also doesn't exist. Ha ha!

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in the jewish religion........ That's quite the racket them jews got going. First, god is their real estate agent and gives them other people's land. Then, they're Chosen to do as they please when they please how they please. If that weren't enough, their god even tells them they have to get booty twice a week. Man, I'm converting to judaism!

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What do you as an atheist believe in ? What values and rules do you live by ? I believe in the Flying Spaghetti Monster, of course, and the values and rules he brings to me with his noodley appendage.

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CHRISTIANS: Do you agree with Mary, Mother of Christ, having being sealed to the Mormon god in Celestial Marriage via proxy baptism in 2009? Oh, bruther! Could it get any more asinine than this?

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When/where is it appropriate/inappropriate for a person to promote/proselytize their belief? In their home, in their church and when specifically requested.

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Bad Brains or Bad Religion ? Religion can only exist in bad brains.

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Why do some people need to believe that some part of themselves will survive death, when all evidence points to a resounding 'No'? You answered your own question: they need to believe it, out of fear of the unknown.

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The book Cosmic Consciousness by Bucke, gives evidence that humans can achieve enlightenment. If true, then why should Jesus need to die? He did it for the retailers. Could you imagine Christmas or Easter with the Big Cheese being alive ad well?

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Did you ever FEEL the existence of god? Hmmmm...no. I've also never felt the existence of unicorns either.

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If God were brought to trial for killing all the people in Sodom, Gomorrah, Admah, Zeboim and Bela, what would his defense be? The devil made me do it. Without a doubt!

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Christians: Why does your God let paedophiles screw kids? Why doesn't he stop this from happening? He doesn't have the moral standing to do so. See, he himself was a pedophile. As the X-ian fairy tale goes, he raped Mary when she was only 12 or so.

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Why was Venice Italy built on water? Ancient Venicians loved to swim.

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Some claim that the Tea Party movement lacks a cohesive message and goal. Is this true? What is their message? Ha! I think the Teabaggers' message is loud and clear. However, the NYT had a couple of [askewed] articles on the subject this week. The posters comments spoke volumes on this matter. Well worth the read: http://community.nytimes.com/comments/www.nytimes.com/2010/04/15/us/politics/15poll.html#preview

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HELP!For music GCSE i have to perform a solo on keyboard.It's really soon;I have no clue, I suck at music so it'll have to be easy,Help! Have a friend play a CD for you behind the scenes while you fake playing the keyboard.

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Customer Satisfaction!!!!! I can get no satisfaction.

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How to lead a productive and purposeful life? Work for a living. That'll give you all the purpose you need while being productive.

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How can i reduce the points on my driving record in Texas? Move to another state.

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Should I set up a holdings company? Sure. Go right ahead.

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i have bought a strapless navy dress which finishes mid thigh for a spring wedding, can i cover cover my legs and wear nude heels? Sure. Wear a pair of pajama pants.

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Warmists: How does it feel to have been swindled by a lie all these years when even the famous hockey stick graph was a lie? Global warming is a fact. We haven't been swindled by a lie. You deniers, on the other hand...well, not so much!

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Do you think the news media are reporting natural disasters more for the purpose of stimulating 2012 fears? No, I think they're doing it to detract attention from what their corporate masters are really doing.

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Is "theology" which has already assumed the Bible is true, a legitimate objective "study of God"? (theos=god)+(logi=study) Sure, if you consider the study of something that doesn't exist legitimate.

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Raising Conscious Awareness Groovey. I usually hang out at the local pub and find everything I could ever need in life right there.

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What can one do in commerce as in career??? Drug trafficking.

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I have undergone two recoloring sessions in the last two weeks, and now I badly need to recolor my hair! Well, go on then, woman. You have my permission.

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Is there any mall provide separate sections for babies care room? Yes, I do but, would you be willing to travel there just to use the facilities?

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Do you love X-Files, The L Word and 90210 tv show online? X-Files, yes. But no to the others.

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I'm lost. Can anyone give me directions back to my house? Just follow the yellow brick road.

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Is he depressed or just a jerk? He's depressed about being a jerk.

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What do you know about Thanatos? We worked together once. He was a very secretive guy.

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Japanese laws i should know as a tourist? It is required for all visitors to Japan to wear kimonos, fish for whales, eat raw fish, drink Kirin beer and commit harakiri.

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Have my platy fry quit growing? They will be a year old in May and are still only about half the size of an adult Platy. What's a "platy fry"? Is that short for "fried Platypus"?

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Difference between Arizona and Texas The former has Joe Arpaio and the latter has George Wanker Bush.

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LDS - Know any good quotes from Mormon leaders? Here are some... Everything you ever wanted to know about the Morons is right here in this good book:

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Do you think that Heathrow hotels are justified in increasing their prices by up to 300%,given the plight of so many stranded passengers ? All is fair in war and international travel.

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what color is engine oil? Blood red with green polka dots in it.

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Does the working man/ woman have a political voice anymore? Nope. And I'm not even sure they ever did. They just had the illusion they did. However, they still keep the charade going by pulling that lever on election day.

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See Tiger is to play Charlotte - can you create a suitable tabloid heading?! Tiger does Charlotte. Would that work?

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would you kill a person if you had to? you come up with the situation Yes. Whoever takes my last beer is a dead man. Or woman.

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whats your name? don't wast my time if your screwing around My name is Herb and I wouldn't waste your time screwing around, Sir. Unless I do, of course.

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How can I access PC from a remote location when connected through the internet? By remote control.

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what do people play more modern warfare2............ The banjo.

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What is the approximate value for 5? 5...duh! Unless, of course, you're talking Mexican Pesos, then it's whole lots more.

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what is the fare of air ticket from mumbai to indianpolish? Where is Indianpolish? In India or Poland?

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Is suicide a sin? If so is doing it like this a sin? See my description please? Sin, schmin. Go ahead and commit suicide and see what happens. Or better yet, let the gang members - or Hong Kong Phooey for that matter - do it for you while the rest of us pay close attention.

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What are some foods that SEEM healthy, but actually aren't? Avocados, they're actually high in cholesterol

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Has anyone else had an orgasim while being spanked? What's an orgasim?

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Is Coffee Good? Coffee is not just good, coffee is god.

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Which do you think is the funniest of these Three Stooges? Moe? Curly or Shemp? Joe or Curly Joe? Curly.

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What sounds or noises do you NOT want to hear? The sound of farts. There's nothing like farts in the night.

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How does a person talk to God? What are we supposed to say to Him? Does God care? Easy. There's no shortgage of ways of talking to god: e-mail, instant message, text message, cell phone, smoke signals, Fed Ex overnight, whisper sweet little nothings into his hairy ears

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How long will the war in afghanistan last? Till the pipeline is completed. Reportedly, construction is set to begin in 2010 so the answer is, it will still be a while.

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Do you agree with the Reformed LDS Church/Community of Christ's revelation/policy change that new members no longer must be rebaptized? Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn.

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What is your profanity of choice when things aren't going your way? Jesus Fucking Christ

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What should i take on a long car trip? Money for gas.

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On a scale of 1 to 10, how honest are you most of the time, 10 being very honest, 1 being very dishonest ? (be honest :)) 10. Honest

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I walk under street lights and they turn off when im away near them and when I walk under they turn on again It's your magnetic personality. You probably have the same effect on microwaves, TVs, blenders and other household appliances.

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All choices we make are either based on fear or love. Do You argree ? No, I don't. A lot of choices are made out greed, stupidity, ignorance, necessity, anger, jealousy, selfishness, boredom

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What if I don't want to know anything, do I still need to ask a question? You go to school for that. When you graduate, you're guaranteed to know absolutely nothing.

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do you think that president obama should cut the space program Sure, after all, it's not as if there's any oil in space.

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What is your favorite TV show from the '80s? Thirty Something

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explosive diarrhea I'm calling the NSA

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Do you agree that war can only be created if a group of people/ their leaders are in fear ? No, I couldn't disagree more. War is only created when a group of people have no fear and think they can get away with whatever it is that they are after.

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Does knowing a person has a mental illness turn you off? No but it makes me hide the kitchen knifes when they visit

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What is the best movie of all time about growing up and teenage angst? Stand By Me

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YoU ever steal something not yours? Nope. I only steal things that are mine.

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excuse me ... is this your god that peed on my leg ? No, I believe it was yours. My god is too well trained for that.

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Do you look at smokers like they are dinosaurs? I look at smokers like they are disgusting.

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I HATE BEING TALL, I'M 6FT4 AND I HATE IT, HEIGHT REDUCTION!?! ANY WAY AT ALL? I want to get down to about 5ft10. Any surgery or pills? Cut your legs just below the knees to get rid of the excess height.

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I want to start investing in the stock market, I know what company I want to become a stock holder in. But I have no clue where to start. You can send me the money. I'll take care of it for you just as well as Wall Street will.

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Are you tired of the pornographic avatars and Flikr photos on this site? I thought this was a family friendly internet? Pornographic Avatars? Who? Where?

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why is it so hard to find the dragon balls? just look under the tail Cause the dragon was castrated.

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Can Heaven be only LOVE away? Yeah, that and a few antipsychotic meds

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Is red an okay dominant color for a wedding? Sure, check this magnificent one out:

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Who is being referred to in this verse.1 Thess 4:14 Those asleep in Christ God will bring with Him. Drunks. They were talking about the drunks who fell asleep

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Did anyone else cry when they heard about Peter Steele? No, but I cried when I heard about Peter Pan.

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Do you know about Pertussis? Yeah, isn't that something they give to women when they're in labor to help them dialate?

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Can you wear brown shoes and belt with grey or charcoal pants? Sure you can. Being color-uncordinated is not illegal yet.

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What invention do you think is the most contributing factor in the downfall of mankind? Religion

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How can I increase my visitors. My website is quite attractive. I have listed my website on Google. However, there are not many visitors. I want to know how to increase my visitors. Put a pic of you nekkid in it.

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An acquaintance of mine told me she had a dream that God told her he loves me, wants me to seek him and has a special plan for me. Did she tell you that on April 1st by any chance?

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y do u have to get marreid? theres realy no point in it... Cause the IRS says that you have to be married in order to claim her as a dependent on your taxes.

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Should I buy a challenger or a camero Get one of each.

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Who was in your room last night? The Religious Right. They were telling me what position to adopt during sex.

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What would be one thing you want to do before you die? Live.

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I have a birthday party to go to next week, the theme is "inappropriate".... what could i wear or go as? Wear absolutely nothing. If that ain't "inapropriate" then, I dunno what is.

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If you don't believe in religion can you still believe in GOD? I believe in religion. It's very real and very dangerous. The god dude, well, not so much.

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What can I do with my used wedding dress? 1. Re-gift it. 2. Wear it as a Halloween custome. 3. Continue getting married so you can wear it over and over again. 4. Make a tablecloth out of it. 5. Use it as a mosquito net when you go camping.

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How did Jay-Z feel right when he first heard "Ether" by Nas back in December 2001? I have absolutely no idea. Why don't you ask Jay-Z?

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Why only people from the US get abducted by aliens? LOL... And some repeatedly? For the same reason they voted for Bush...twice! And then voted for McCain and now, are ready to vote for Sarah Palin. There's no accounting for American stupidity.

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Would you want your children preached to by a school teacher about beliefs from a religion differing from your own? Not unless my child is attending a religious school.

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What is he doing? Spanking the monkey?

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What advice would you give to a junior majoring in CS w/ no prior experience, terrible at programming, and lousy math skills? I'd say: "son, head for Wall Street. They're desperate for your kinda people there."

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What phobias do you have and why I have an inmense and uncontrollable fear of the Right Wing. Do I really need to explain why?

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Do you think God knew what was going to happen when he gave us free will? The death and pain it would cause men, women and children. I think that freewill thing backfired on the god dude when he some of us used it to put 2 & 2 together and realized that he doesn't exist.

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WHATS YOUR FAVORITE love MOVIE QUOTE?! Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn.

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what makes YOU human? The fact that I can drive a car

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Why do so many people on the internet misspell the abbreviation "etc." and the word "definitely"? Because most people on the internet are definately ignorant, idiots, morons, ect.

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What would you do if you saw a wanted poster with a picture that looked just like you? I'd figure, they've finally noticed me.

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anything to say about fake facebook profiles? That they're fake.

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who else HATES racism I hate racists more.

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What does it mean if your lower back pains? My parents say it could be from working out too much, but I don't think that could be. You're pregnant.

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Wwhat does it mean if you have to go urinate more than 6 times a day? That you're drinking a lot of beer.

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Under what reasonable circumstances would parents NOT leave their estate funds to their adult children after they pass? If they were poorly treated by their kids. If the kids were brats/bumbs who didn't deserve it. If the kids did absolutely nothing to earn it. If they know the kids will piss off the money on drugs/alcohol/gambling.

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I'm a Christian. What do you think is a good topic to talk to Christian teenagers that will really be a wake up call to them? Read them the Bible. If that doesn't scare them straight out of Christianity, nothing will.

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Why would God create an enemy with powers indistinguishable from his own except if the 2 engage in direct combat, then tell that enemy to Oh, yeah. Good luck to you desciphering the god thing.

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If you are in death row, and there is a full pardon offered with conditions, would you accept? What are the conditions?

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My father always seemed to take me for granted Oh, no! Not you again!

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I'm unable to commit to anything including jobs and school. Nothing motivates me. I am uncontrollably "addicted" to not committing.Help? Can you commit suicide?

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Do you like eating eggs? Not half as much as I like eating the egg's momma

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Will you vote for Obama in 2012? No more than I voted for him in 2009

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Why do people get upset when you say Barack Hussein Obama? Isn't that his full name? It's all Oblahblah to me.

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What is the basic difference between a Republican and a Democrat? Is the difference due to competing beliefs and ideology? No real difference except for the spelling. Democrats used to be in a political coma but they're quickly waking up and with their hands extended just like their fellow Repugs.

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Why should US troops face criminal charges for anything short of outright rape when it comes to detainees? Yes, punch, spit, kick, stomp, Who says they do? They rape, punch, spit, kick, stomp, sodomize, torture, mame and murder and get away with it all. And that, my friend, is about the only fringe benefit that comes with the job, of course, if you belong to the breed that considers that a fringe benefit.

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Have you ever been possessed? I was reposessed once. My wife forgot to make the payments on me.

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I have a friend who was injured on the job, had to go to the hospital and was promptly fired. What should he do? Hire a lawyer who specializes in workman's comp and look for another job.

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DOES THE LEGLE WEED GET U HIGH????? What's "legle weed"?

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What about the person in front of you in line at the store annoys you the most? The ones that start scrambling all over for change no matter how long the line is and they look everywhere, their wallet/purse, pockets, shoes, on the floor... ~aaargh~

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Started period yesterday and the blood on my pad is a brown. You can see SOME red. It comes up red/orange on toilet paper. Anything wrong? You're a hybrid and your alien side is bleeding in the colors of the rainbow.

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I ran into a knife when digging in my backyard. It looks like the handle is made of gold and there are some carvings on it. What do I do? Find a good looking virgin. Take her to the woods in the middle of the night. Reap her bra straps & thong with the knife.

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can i call free by mobile? Sure, go right ahead.

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How many of you believe Muslims did 911? Not me. Unless, of course, Cheney and Bush have converted to Islam.

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If they actually love children, why do abortion haters vote for Republicans who put paying Twitter shills above schools and child education? Oh, that's an easy one. They don't actually love children, you see. What they love is sticking their noses into other people's business and telling them what to do with their lives particularly in the bedroom. You've never seen them freaks picket a military base and protest the children being slaughtered in foreign lands, have ya? Well, hard as you may look, you never will. It's just not...

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What do I do if my genetiala gets stuck in a window? Massage it gently. Stop. Wait. Repeat.

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Do You Care About Tiger Woods' Situation? Nope. Any reason why I should?

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If you were a billionaire, then what is the first item that you would buy? Buy me a Congresswhore.

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What should I do if I have not been mailed a form or interviewed yet for the 2010 census? Get ready to be deported. They think you're an illegal alien.

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OF the 3 major burger/fast-food restaurant companies, which one do you prefer to visit and why do you frequent them over all others? Neither. Thank you for inviting me though.

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IS THERE SOMETHING I CAN USE OR PUT ON MY EYELASHES THAT WILL MAKE THEM LONGER,THICK AND FILL IN ANY SPACES ? THANK YOU Brook Shields is pawning a product called Latisse. Like she needs it, hah! But this is an FDA-approved, prescription product. Make-up companies are also advertising over the counter products that claim to have the same results.

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Can you have God without the devil or the devil without God?why? Them too characters couldn't survive without each other.

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how is the world going to end if you people know so much bout it? It will end with a bing bang.

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Are rats good pets for children ages 8-13? Absolutely. Particularly, if the kids smell like cheese.

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is it illegal to possess human remains in north carolina No, but you must have a permit to possess concealed human remains though.

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what is a person called that believes in the bible as the only rule of faith? A Fundie

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How can I go through Christ if he is not here? Do I take the words of 66 humans instead? Why didn't Jesus leave a book? I think you need the word of 69 good looking virgins for the spell to work.

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Since the pope is closest to God and there has never been a black pope, Caltholic God hates black people? The Catholic god also seems to hate women.

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What's the difference between fighting and street fighting? What makes it "street"? Well, if you fight in your basement or a public restroom or a bus station, you wouldn't call that "street" fighting, would ya?

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If there was away to erase one memory from your brain, what would it be? Religion. Become a born-again Christian and you'll brain will automatically switch to all things Bible-related and forget everything else that happened before from the drugs to the drinking to the sleeping with the neighbor's wife part.

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Can I still get pregnant if my partner didn’t ejaculate in me and we used protection? Yes. Haven't you ever heard of the inmaculate conception?

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Christians only: Which is the better way to read the Bible? Why?

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I have flaky skin on my face which is hard to get rid of. I tried everything and nothing has helped... Any ideas on a NATURAL remedy? Sand paper

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What is your favorite place to buy panties? (other then VS) Wal Mart

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does any lads do that foot bouncing thing when sitting just to soften there shoes up, u know crazy foot vibrating when sitting fast up down

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What would you do for a beer? Right about now, I'd kiss a monkey.

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If someone makes you remember things you want to forget, is it okay to runaway? Yes. For example, just this morning, this ugly woman reminded me that I was married to her. Hell, I ran away as fast as I could and I'm never going back there again!

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Do you believe the existence of supernatural world? why? Oh, yes! Very much so. And I believe because the X-ians keep telling I'm going there when I die

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Uncle George was a smoker and lived to be 85. Uncle Bob quit smoking at 40 and was killed by a bus 3 months later. Why do people say... Was your Uncle George driving the bus that killed your Uncle Bob by any chance?

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I can't have a pizza without ___________. Burning the roof of my mouth

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Do you think Obama would stage a terrorist attack and declare martial law if he lost the next election? You mean, do what Bush did on 9/11?

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Why would I take influence from another human being today when the best one is and always will be Muhammed SAW? I have absolutely no idea.

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Why do the Godless desecrate temples and churches when the Godfearing do not vandalize their taverns and brothels? Oh, this is such a funny bullshit question. In so many way, really!

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Muhammed SAW or Muhammed IED? Rumor has it that Muhammed came, saw and didn't like

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Don't you hate when people say "God works in mysterious ways?" I don't necessarily hate it but it does make me laugh

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what do u do when u see 2 guys making out infront of u???? Leave the gay bar

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Did you know that there is an Athesit god? NOOOOOOOOOOOO! You're kidding right? I didn't know that! And, btw, WTF is "an Athesit god?"

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Do you think it's right that a person can be charge for bullying someone who winds up committing suicide? Absolutely!

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Would you not be friends with someone because of their religion? Nope. But I could be friends with someone in spite their religion

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Does God have anything to say that's not in the Bible? Oh, yeah! Plenty. All you have to do is listen to the Fundies and god can rule from the type of underwear one wears (boxers of briefs) to what position to adopt during sex.

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Finish this sentence below: you!

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what's the color of your undies? What undies?

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Do all black preachers sell prepaid legal plans and seduce widows? Something tells me that there's a story behind this question.

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who has ever cut themselves with a knive I've cut myself with paper, does that count?

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I can't have a hamburger without __________. biting my tongue

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So, what is Easter to you? Just another shitty day in paradise.

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Why did Sarah Palin quit on Alaska and leave it with the largest state debt burden in America? For two reasons: (1) the FBI was investigating her for embezzlement, kickbacks and all that good stuff that Repugs are well known for; and (2) because she could make more money by cashing in her newly-acquired fame than she ever could as a governor. The latter one is according to her ex son-in law, Levi.

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Have you ever freaked out on Ash Wednesday and thought "IT'S HAPPENING"? What is happening?

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Whats the difference between hotels and motels? In a motel, you can rent by the our ~wink, wink~ You can't in a hotel.

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Do you believe Islam is a violent gutter religion? No more than Christianity.

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Who needs more hope: Haiti or Iraq? That's a tough one, I'd say they're both in about the same position and hopeless situation right now.

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Would you rather die than live in a persistent vegetative state? No. Being in a vegetative state is not living. I'd rather be dead.

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Are some people Christian because they are afraid? Based on my personal observation of the flock, they profess belief based on the following: fear, ignorance,their inability to handle reality and the need to feel superior and wholesome.

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If a Democrat went skinny-dipping with a teen girl, would Republicans be so accepting and silent as they are with Utah's Kevin Garn? With these people, it all boils down to the same thing, time after time after freaking time: hypocrisy.

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Is there a style of dancing you have always wanted to learn? Flamenco

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