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Your thoughts on the show Married with Children?
I love it, use to watch it all the time back in the day. Mmmmm, Kelly (Kristina Applegate) was so hot.
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Do you have a tv set in your bedroom?
well since i sleep on my couch all the time, then i guess i do. But i also have a small one in the bedroom, but i hardly sleep in there.
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What is something that floats?
oil.
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Is the United States about to go broke?
The US is already broke.
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How long are eggs good til? it says SELL BY april 8th. can i still cook them and eat them or no?
open them into a bowl and smell them if they make you puke dont eat them, if not they should be ok
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What are dried grapes called?
old people
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Would the song "House of the Rising Sun" had the same impact if it were "Condo of the Rising Sun"?
Nice try
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If I could peek into your head, what would I see?
Nothing
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Was history difficult for you in high school?
In school it was easy, then i grew up and found alot of it to be inaccurate
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What would you leave in your will for the person you care about least(besides nothing)?
i would leave them my left nut with a note that says "suck it"
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What does Santa do during the Summer?
He gets drunk and beats the elves and rapes the raindeer.
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Have you ever "played a video game in your sleep?" (Dreamed you were playing it, and reacting to situations in the game)
Yup, when i started GTA, and WoW. I played it so much i would have dreams.
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Have you ever made a hot dog burst in the microwave?
yup, i also put a beagel in it for 5 min. it just got rock hard and started smoking. But the hotdog is fun to watch explode.
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I have been told that if an employer requires that you not leave the company property on your lunch hour, that the employer MUST supply your lunch, and cannot require that you "brown bag" it. Is this true?
I guess it would depend on the type of job. I in Security and i can not leave the site for lunch and no lunch is provided. I have to bring my own.
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What can go wrong when the kids make the breakfast on Mothers Day?
They use the rat poison instead of pancake mix.
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Pro lifers - If a women is impregnated through rape, do you really think she should still not be allowed to terminate?
She should be able to choose without interuption
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What is the origin of the universe?
Everywhere
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What was the reason for you crying last? mine? butthead guy.
I dont cry anymore
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Have you ever owned a white cat?
yup, i owned a white Pursian, and 3 months after i got her she ate a tree frog and died on my kitchen floor
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Can you give me an interesting fact about Ireland?
Isnt that where Golf was invented?
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What type of BBQ Grill do you have? Gas, Charcoal, George Foreman, etc.
Charcoal is the best way to BBQ.
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Do you think that a teenage romance can last forever, I'm currently seeing mine... We love eachother so much, is it niave to think we can last a lifetime?
Sure, but always keep in mind that life changes after teen years. Hope the best for you.
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Any one have a good way to prepare a Flank Steak for the grill
Marinate it in MoJo for 15-20 min (if available) then rap it in tin foil and then throw it on the barbi until it to you liking.
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When was the last time you thought what's the point and just stayed at home all day doing nothing?
Well, i dont really say "What the point" i just like staying home and doing nothing.
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Who in your life understands you without you having to explain anything?
Me.
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If a relationship deepens quickly, but yet feels right, is it wise to allow it to continue deepening, or to apply some kind of brakes?
Its not wise to move to fast, so you may want to tap the brakes just alittle.
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My Six year old lost his front tooth today, how much should the "Tooth Fairy" leave under his pillow?
I would not leave anything since the tooth fairy isnt real. Just give him 5 bucks for it, instead of lieing to them
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How do feel about National Prayer Day?
wouldnt bother me, shoot, i might even join in even though i dont pray much.
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I am 23 and have been married for 4 years. ive been feeling lately like the love i had for my husband isnt as intense as it was in the beginning. i want to try to stick it out for my child. im not as happy as i was, i need help should i just call it quits
you should do what makes you happy, stay together just for the kids causes more harm than seperating, kids can pick up on these negative feelings. It would be easier to just explain to the kid why mommy and daddy dont live together.
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How can I make it so everyone in America is a Class and if anyone say anything some one is offended and as a net result no one can say anything? It's my new goal.
you should try to make since first
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Are atheists just miserable killjoys at heart? :)
No, people that try to force religion on people are.
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Would you be ok with your DNA to be held on police record or would you not be comfortable with it?
I think its a good idea for murders, rapist and pediphiles.
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What is the most common subject in guy talk?
sports, cars, girls, bitchy wives.
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Are you a fan of sushi or absolutely not?
i will eat sushi all day, with some saki, mmm mmm.
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What never turned out quite the way you wanted thing to go?
those damn Lotto numbers
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If you could have one special ability, what would it be?
To breath under water
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When you're really depressed, what do you think about?
Smoking pot
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Are you really concerned about Swine flu?
Not to much right now
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I am living in Chennai, Tamil Nadu, India.
I am looking for girls for dating.
How can I get them...........?
You should be more worried about not getting shot or blown up. But good luck to you.
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Is there a character in a movie that you can relate to? Who?
ScarFace
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What some things men do that women don't?
Take out the trash
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Can it really work getting married to someone who is very devout about their religion when you practice a different religion. What happens when one wants to baptize their kids and the other doesn't. Can it ever work and last?
Teach your kids about both religions and let them deside when they are old enough.
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What is your favorite breakfast bar?
I use to eat the bannana PowerBar in the mornings, but not anymore.
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How long does it take you get ready for the day from out of bed to ready for work/school/other?
45 min when i take my time.
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Are you smart or average?
Mensa?
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I want to start meditating but I don't know how. I can't clear my head or sit still and have a difficult time concentrating on breathing. What simple exercises can I start with? How long a day? Will I be a better person?
Just keep doing what your doing, Meditation just doesnt come, you have to practice at it. Like a sport, you cant just get out there and play and expect to be good without practice. Trust me youll find it.
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Do you think eveyone should be made to have a photgraphed ID on them at all times?
You should now anyways.
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When was the last time you had a severe "splitting" headache, and what was the cause?
Not to long ago, when Obama did his little speech.
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What makes you stop and stare?
Anything intresting
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When it's all said and done, will you be just another John/Jane Doe?
I certaintly hope not. But then again it wouldnt matter anyways.
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IS THERE A SITE OUT THERE THAT IS JUST AS GOOD AS FACEBOOK
Fubar.com
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Why girls like to do shopping?
Because they are more social than men and they like new things.
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When was the last time you vomited, and why?
Man, it was a long time ago, i think 4 yrs or so. It was because i ate McDonalds.
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Which is the best to say: " I love you because I need you" or "I need you because I love you"?
I need you, because i love you.
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So... Do women like a protective guy? Do you think my girlfriend is okay with the fact that I will knock out any man that ever intentionally physically hurts her?
Im sure she will be ok with it. Protect her, dont own her. If someone intentionally physically hurts my girl? They would be lucky to get away with their lives.
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Where do our tax dollars go?
Aparently to the banks, rather if i like it or not.
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What would your ideal job be?
Fishing
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What part of the year dose your electric bill run it's highest?..............M.C.S.
I live in CO., so its would be higher in the winter but never over $30.
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Do you have very difficult childhood?
I wouldnt say "very" difficult, but abnormal? yes.
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Ive been trying to lose a couple of pounds and tone my body. I excercise 1 hour and 30 minutes everyday, doing things from jogging to crunches. I haven't seen any results. What am I doing wrong?
Not having patients, keep doing your routine and eat healthy and you will start seeing results, not going to happen over night.
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How far would you be happy with your bf/gf going in truth or dare with someone other than you!and when your not there. a kiss on the cheek? feeling? knowing that it meant nothing to them.
I wouldnt understand why she would play such a game knowing i might get upset.
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Ok its mid day I have an empty house, Im bored and cant go out the house... what should I do?
Masterbate
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Which game of poker do u prefer?
Texas Holdem
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Since Animals dont go to church Pray or have the capacity believe in god... does that mean all Animals go to hell?
Animals have no concept of a God, because they have no conscience.
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WHY DOES MY CHECK GAGES LIGHT COME ON IN MY 1991 CHRSYLER NEW YORKER
Because its a 91 Chrysler
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HOUSE FORECLOSED ON !3 days ago my last nite here, i busted up whole house took all my cabinets and busted all the windows out,let em sue me its a civil matter!whoo else has done this?
Are you really that stupid? It becomes criminal because you vadalized the house, if its over a certain amout in damage you will be charged with a felony.
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I dropped $20.00 the wind blew it away (in front of guys store) can i sue him if he has no shielding around his front doors?if so how-also can i sue him for defimation of chrctr'(i went back in and demanded my $20 back he yelled at me in front of ppl)
its not his fault you cant hold on to your money.
Which reminds me, the other day i was coming out of this store and this dumb ass kid just let go of this $20 bill. It blew right under my foot, so i pocketed it. The funniest part is he threatened the store owner with a lawsuit....thx for the free lunch kid.
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What Australian celebrities have made it big in other parts of the world?
Mel Gibson
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Pudding or ice cream?
icecream
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How many e-mail accounts do you have? Why?
i have two.
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Does anyone know of any good games? It needs to be something that you don't download because I'm not the administrator so my computer won't let me download anything. I like RuneScape so maybe somwthing like that.
there are some fun games at dragongamez.com
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Is anybody else tired? It is 12:00am where I am...what time is it where you are?
200am, not tired yet cuz im use to these hours.
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Behind on past due pymnts on USED car, -i took out engine and trans',and seats- which is a civil matter-can i just sell them or is that illegal?
If you dont have the title then the car really isnt yours yet. You could sell it but you are still responsible for the payment of the car.
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When will Nancy Pelosi be charged with War Crimes and Supporting Terrorism throw tourture?
When will idiots relize that holding someones hand and feeding them steak and lobster, Isnt going gather information in order to keep our country safe in a time of war.
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I started getting rashes on the skin while I am at home. It looks like bug bite- red, itches & then goes away in half an hour. There are no signs of insects anywhere in the house-haven't seen any. I clean regularly. Does anyone know what this is?
Sounds like dust herpies to me. :/
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It's my senior year in highschool and prom is our major ending to the year. My boyfriend feels like he doesnt need to take me out to dinner. Should he or should he not?
If he takes you to dinner there will be notime left for makeout point.
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Looking at the contents of your cupboards/fridge, what would you cook me for lunch please if I were to drop round?
Raman
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Why is Texas Republican governor Rick Perry, who was asking to secede from the U.S., now begging for federal aid?
Cuz idiot its for Health Aid, not for want they say its for. Do you want the swine flu spreading?
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An Ant crosses your path when your out? do you scream and run or ignore?
Well if i see him i will try not to step on him, and just let him on his way. His got some kind of a plan and i dont want to get in the way.
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Is it possible for smaller genitalia 2 satisfy a women after she has been with a longer and larger men?
Better get real good with your tongue
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Would you disown a member of your family if they committed a murder?
i would really depend on why they murdered this person
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I just got my septum peirced about a week ago, and ive never really had a peircing like this one, how do i know if its infected? it gets really crusty after a while but i clean it 2 sometimes 3 times a day. does it mean that its healing or its infected?
as long as there is no puss or redness around the hole you should be fine, just keep cleaning it as you are.
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My boyfriend and I have been dating for a little over two months now and we were friends before we started dating. He already told me he loves me? Can you fall in love that fast?
Maybe he was already in love with you before you started dating.
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Have you ever got in trouble because of some extreme views you have?
No ones said anything yet.
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I tend to think girls are prettier when they aren't wearing make-up, it is more like i'm seeing the real them, does anyone else agree?
If you trully love the women did she would be pretty no matter what. Like my sexy women, she looks great with make up and with out. But shes the only one that doesnt think she looks good without.
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Were can I find my remote control?
Try next to you, jeeeezzz
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Do you believe humans evolved from apes?
I believe we evolved from something Ape like. But not from Apes.
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Mr. T or Chuck Norris?
Chuck Norris never loses
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What would you do if you were god for a day?
Start over
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My dog has suddenly become paralized from her waiste down. She can't move, sits in her pee and poop and cries all day. The doctor can't find anything wrong that he can fix. We will have to put her down today. I am so upset. Who else had to go thru this?
Sorry for your loss, i had the samething happen to my dog Duke. I took hiom to the Vet and the said they had no idea what was wrong with him. So i took him home and as i was laying next to him i saw a small deer tick in the middle of his back along the spine, so i plucked it off. I swear not even by the next morning duke was up and walking around. I think maybe the tick was imbedded into a...
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Where can we find heaven?
Where the Earth end to the East.
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Adolf Hitlers paintings were sold at auction this week. They brought in over $100,000. Would you hang a painting done by Hilter in your living room if it were given to you as a gift?
I would, he may have done some horrible things, but the guy wasnt stupid, he almost took over the world, and he has made his place in history. So i would just for the historic factors.
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Is eating pork safe given concerns over swine flu?
Yes, since cooking the pork will kill the virus
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What comes to your mind when you think about africa? I dont mean things like poverty or wars, i mean beuatiful and emotional thing like sunsest if you know what I mean.
Sorry, when i think of Africa i think of survival. It may have beautiful landscapes and history, but Africa will kill you in a heart beat and not even think twice.
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Who's tapping into YOUR Cell Phone? Can they? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uCyKcoDaofg
yup, and they do it everyday, but if you dont reise any red flags, then they will not. It would be useless to listen to mom yelling at dad about the grocery list.
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What is the most common colour in flags of the world?
white
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Have you ever been scammed into giving your credit card details on online shopping websites?
NO NEVER
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You're a restaurant owner. Someone makes a pretty expensive carry out order. He picks it up. An hour later his wife comes in with a major attitude, saying she wants her money back because her husband ordered the wrong thing. What do you do?
Tell her it not your fault you fixed what her husband ordered, no refund
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Hii am very much sexually active..n hav a gud cock of 8 inches..am intrested in porn industry how to get into it..
LOL, hahahahhaha!
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"You are my super star." Who would you say that to?
from what i see, you.
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Do you really get 5 points by reporting scam etc? I have been reporting that pillock that keeps puttin all that rubbish bout shoes etc and it keeps saying i will get 5 points?? I haven't yet?
I think they need to approve it first
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Whats the last thing that really ticked off your boss?
As long as it wasnt me, i dont care
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What time of year do sharks come to shore?
summer
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Are jelly doughnuts the secret to happiness?
sometimes
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Is anyone else fed up with this user flooding the board with spam this morning?
yes
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Why do liberals and liberal celebrities call people racist if they oppose Obama's views?
Cuz the guy is a bum, and they know it so they try to defend him with the race card.
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Are you thirsty all the time? Drink so much water you feel like you're going to explode, but still want to drink.
Try drinking some Gatorade
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Question for Americans; can we survive 3-1/2 more years of Obama and hope to undo the damage, or will it be too late?
Nope, Obama is going to bankrupt use and turn socialist.
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What is an intresting fact about the Condor?
The crap on their legs to keep cool
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My neighbor raises rabbits for food. Have you ever eat rabbit meat?
If its prepared right it taste great
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Do you remember your first real fist fight? Did you win?
Not really but i know i won cuz ive only lost two fights in my life and both were because i was outnumbered
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Did you hate me?
Yup, i dont like your face.
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What do u do?
Director of Security, with a Masters in Criminal Justice, and i play poker.
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If i fall in front of house =cani sue em an take there hse? and i broke my radio.
No.
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I'm looking at a week without food because we are out of food and have no money. Any advice?
Go to your local church they will help get you food.
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What would kill 99% of the germs?
everything that claims it kills germs
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I am 19 and everytime i drink coffee i get strange like im on drugs my hart rate speeds up by double and mcdonalsd coke does this to me 2 why iss this?
Its called caffine
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Are you normal or just completely mad?
Im alittle insane
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How the hell are you supposed to work out what you want in life?
Lol, sometimes we just dont get what we want.
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What if television (including monitors, screens, internet, etc.) never existed?
Then you parents would make you and you sister perform plays infront of the rest of the family. Peolpe wouldnt be fat. Everyone would read more. I also think the world would be smaller.
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How angry should I be that my wife has: 1) lost interest in initiating sex, 2) has no interest in looking sexually appealing to me, 3) refuses to hang out with me unless we do things she likes, 4) makes no effort to communicate with me? How do I fix it?
Dude, seriously, you need a new wife, one that is happy with you. Cuz clearly this one is not.
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As an adult, would you drink milk from a lactating woman's breast?
Only if she was having my kid
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Is there a giant, intergalactic space agency watching and evaluating the Earth - deciding whether we are stupid or wise?
Yup, we are like an Ant Farm.
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Which is your favorite!
George Lopez,Carlos Mencia or Other?
They have different types of comedy, they are both very funny, but i would have to say Carlos.
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Do you prefer the landing strip or the tortilla chip? Brazilian? Flying V?
Any would be fine thank you
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Was Joseph Smith a raving lunatic?
you have to be to come up with that shit
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Are you against wind farms?
Nope, i dont understand why we dont have more
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Does cheese really taste better on the moon?
Mooncheese.
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America is famous for _ _ _ _ _ _.
Freedom
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Do you believe it's up to American citizens to do what they can to help the economy, instead of leaving it up to the government?
ABSOLUTELY
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To all cops here on AB: What do you think about when you clock someone going well BELOW the speed limit (such as 60 in a 65 on the highway)?
Im no police officer but i dont think they would care as long as you wernt causing a safety hazard to the other drivers that can drive the speed limit.
Five under is no big deal.
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Do you use an electric blanket in the wintertime?
I did when i was a kid, but not now.
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Would you like to go cow tipping?
Ill go with ya
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Do you ever feel quilty about having payed holidays when the majority of working humanity do not have them?
No way
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What is the most amount of money you have ever won on a scratchy?
Seven bucks, thats why i play poker so i can win 7k
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You know your car is a piece of junk when______________?
It doesnt start
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Legalizing drugs is a form of natural selection?
Only if they legalize natural drugs
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How would you feel if someone compared you to God?
They do everyday, ive grown to ignore it
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Do you think the pope really and truly belives in god?
If he dont he sure has gone through alot for something he doesnt believe in
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Are these energy drinks, like Amp or Monster, a hoax? I don't feel any more energetic after consuming one, is it just me?
could just be you, its the same with me, sometimes it works sometimes it doesnt. But 5hr always works.
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Apparently ketchup can be used to cleanse things. So I wonder if it would be better than toothpaste?
i would like to see that
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Do you like drinking water with flouride?
dont really have a choice unless you buy bottled water
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Is it ok to take Xanax before getting a tattoo touched up?
it may help alittle
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It is true that tomatoe is a fruit?
Yup, it is the fruit of love
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Have your parents ever catch you doing something sexual and joined in or talked to you about it?
Her mom did
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What do you Yanks think of Barack Obama now he is in power in the USA?
Were all f*cked
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Do you roll, or fold your socks to put them away? Or do you just throw them unfolded into the drawer?
I pair them up and keep them in a shoebox
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Can you name a song with a color in the title?
Purple Rain
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What is the #1 reason for why ppl want to quit smoking weed?
drug test, grow out of it, job, probation, family, no money, or just to see that they can.
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What is your favorite 'claymation' show? (Such as Wallace & Gromit)
i cant believe no one said GUMBY!!
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Hi, I love history but because I'm a girl and pretty no one takes me seriously what should i do?
Dont worry about anyone eles, dont let thier ignorance stop you from doing what you love.
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Can ppl smoke weed regularly yet still lead balanced lives?
I do.
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Do you still send letters?
Nope, cuz i use the phone
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Why do i get small holes at the bottom of my t-shirts?
moths
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Why is it considered taboo for Jews to eat pork?
Because the pig is seen as a dirty animal and there for unclean to eat, it is believed it will poison the soul.
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Would you be in a relationship with someone if s/he is unwilling to do anything for you?
There would be no point to the relationship then.
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What is the titanic made of?
Baby Snow Seals
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Has a friend ever convinced you to do something that got you in trouble?
I have no one to blame for my mistakes but myself
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Have you ever seen anything completely unexplainable by logic? be it ufo/paranormal. or have you seen anything that just plain freaked you out?
Skunk Ape:
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What is your thoughts on male health care professionals using attractive female mentally
patients for sexual purposes only. Preying upon there weakest points. Is this right at all!
Is it ok to rape someone?
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I would like to try some kind of fancy new food. Any suggestions?
what would be considered a fancy food?
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What is more unattractive on a guy: hairy back or hairy chest?
hairy balls
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When in Rome.......................................... (what)?
Watch out for earthquakes
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My boyfriend wants to move out and live with a good female friend he's had for a long time. He's said that at one time he had a crush on her. I have issues with extreme jealousy, but is it normal for this to upset me and for it to make me jealous?
What!, cant you see he doesnt want to be with you anymore, you should get rid of him.
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I have heard about the belief that are govt. is beeing controlled by interdimensional beings. Do you beleive that this could be possible?
Interdimensional is not likely
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Who thinks that they have the FUNNIEST thing ever to share on AB? (Dirty joke, Avitar, pic,etc.)
What is the hardest thing about a vegetable to eat?
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The wheelchair.
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Who thinks that they have the FUNNIEST thing ever to share on AB? (Dirty joke, Avitar, pic,etc.)
What is the hardest thin about a vegetable to eat?
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The wheel chair.
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Do you have a sense of security?
I have two, and i dont miss.
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Have you seen any particularly good movies that were not top billed? I watched"The Visitor" on a bus from Guadalajara to Puerto Vallarta and it was really good. Do you have any to recommend? no spoilers please:)
Love and a Bullet, with Trech from Naughty by Nature, it was better than i thought it would be.
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What's the best choice of computer for professional video, graphic photo editing? any recommendation?
AlienWare
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Tea, or coffee?
Im a big fan of both
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I really want some baked beans and scrambled eggs right now, and it is 20 to one in the morning. Is this just weird?
No, you can eat what ever, when ever you want. But i have a feeling youll have some major gas later.
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I was having sex w/ my bf around the time I thought my period ended. He however got a bit of blood on his penis and was disgusted. We stopped immediately and he went home. D'you think he'll ever talk to me again? What should I do?
What is he a crybaby or something? What a wussy boy.
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Do you have a picture of your pet that just exemplifies his/her personality?
I love Spike.
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2001 MALIBU WONT START WITH LESS THAN 1/2 TANK OF GAS...HELP
bad fuel pump
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Where is onyx found? (not countries but where)
in the ground
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What should i get for my birthday?
A spanking
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President Obama came close to Normandy - he could have done what every president since WWII has done - gone and prayed - instead he went to the Mosque and prayed - was that good for America?
Im just wondering when people will finally see the truth, that this prez is selling us out and stealing our money while we gladly give it to him as he lies to our faces and laughs behind our backs.
WAKE UP AMERICA, THIS MUST STOP.
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Should I worry if my B/F has pics of two of his ex G/F's at the bottom of his top drawer and put pics of one them on his computer as part of a slideshow?
Doesnt seem like he respects your feeling very much.
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Liposuction if i get liposuction can liposuction take all the fat out off my thighs hips legs whole stomach even my chest butt adominals arms sides of stomach back and will i see results after the surgery i want to get all the fat taken sucked out of me
If you take all that fat out at once your skin wont have a chance to shrink and will be all saggy. Best to loose it the hard healthy way.
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Who wants to help me finish off this Dissarano?
I got the smoke!
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Who or What never fails to make your day better?
Weed, cup of coffee, sex, food, getting off work, weed, food, beer, playing poker, beer, weed, sex and then sleep.
Yes, this is my typical day in order.
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I overheard someone say the history books are not accurate. What do you think?
I do believe there is a bit of inaccuracy
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Has anyone here ever been to jail or to prison and if so, for what?
Yup, i spent 90 days in county. It sucked
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Would you wear swimwear that depicted your countries flag?
Sure why not. I am a proud American
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Can horseback riding break your hymen?my friend says yes but i dont believe her.
yup, even something as simple as climing over a fence can break it.
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There are motels and hotels. What does the hotels have that make it a hotel and not a motel..what are the requirements they must hold?
i think its the amount of rooms. But i really dont know.
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What was the Coolest Car or Truck you have Owned?
1997 Dodge Avenger, then i flipped it 3 time. Dont drive drunk.
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Who is smarter girls or boys?
The monkeys
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Which group do you prefer the temptations or the four tops?
I refuse to choose, i like them both
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Try to name me 5 different words that start with the letter "S"?
Suffication
Super
Satisfaction
Sexuallity
Services
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What was your most hated class in high school? Mine is computer apps. I hate that class so much.
All of them, which is why i got my GED
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Would you go hunting would you rather use a bow or rifle for deer
RPG rocket launcher
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What is the best way to die?
In a 200 lbs chicks pussy
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Do you think you give people the same impression and act the same on AB as you do in "real" life?
Yup, im not fake
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If you were a t.v. show character, who would you be, and off what show?
Charlie from 2 and a half men
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Does your liveliness ensure an corpse
only when the liveliness ends.
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Is it ok for a male 32 years to be going out with a 16 year old in nh
How much of a loser is the 32 year old when he cant get someone close to his age?
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What's your favorite kind of cheese?
I love cheese. I dont really have a fav, but then again i havnt found a cheese i dont like. So i guess the are all my fav.
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When were in conflict, our we only at peace
That makes no since to me.
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Can you go to jail for having smoked weed in the past, or for saying that you smoke weed but cops never find any?
Nope, unless your operating a motor vehical. It is not illegal to be walking down the street high.
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Do you like all the Reality TV or do you think its chewing gum for the brain?
Yes, it shows just how stupid people are.
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When did your parents have "the talk" with you? Or did they at all? And do you think they did a good job?
Never, unless you count my dads 1 porn video tape from the 50s
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You are a new radio personality, what is your "on air name"?
DueceGod
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I'm throwing a bachelor party for my buddy, and I wanted to know if anyone has any suggestions as far as entertainment? (Besides strippers!)
No strippers at a bachelor party? Im confused.
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Why does heroin and crystal meth and crack make people look so awful but weed doesnt?
Because weed doesnt break down muscle tissue like the others.
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What is a job or chore that you would use gloves for?
rectal examinations
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Should marajuana be leagalized?
YES, YES, YES. Please Obama if you do anything, legalize the gonja.
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Do you ever feel like you just exist to take up space?
At the moment, yes.
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My nose has been crooked/misshapen ever since a childhood accident. Is there any way to fix it? (apart from plastic surgery)
sure just have someone punch it straight. j/k, since its been so long its grown that way the only way to fix it is surgery.
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New law..."Persons with No Abilities Act"...would you support it?
Please explain or set up a link for this new law i have never heard of. thx.
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Which day of your period is the heaviest?
EEEEWWWWW!
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Are you living on a country road or city street?
I live off a trail deep in the woods surrounded by pink elefants
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What are you having for a snack tonight?
Venti caramel frappichino
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Would you live in a solar powered city?
Yup things would be cheaper
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Do you like the word euphoric?
I like the word and what it represents
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What habit have you got? I bite my nails when stressed
I smoke pot
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What is your favorite candy?
Resees
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Repok so my parents go all freak on me when they see my report card (my step dad does at least) and Im 18 how can I tell them to leave me alone about it nicely?
Why would you want to tell someone that cares and wants you to do better for yourself to leave you alone?
Just get good grades and they will leave you alone.
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Are plastic spoons harmful like plastic bottles?
yup, just smaller
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How can you calm down and not hyperventilate in certain situations?
Smoke pot
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Nis superglue okay to use as nailglue?
Sure, but good luck trying to get the nail off
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Do you ever feel like you're stressing out and over thinking situations?
Smoke pot
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What is the solution for Pirate activity in the Indian Ocean?? What would you do to stop it given you had the power?
The only thing i can think of is to put an armed escort to acompany any ship passing through that area.
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How do you undo gory images contained in your head
Smoke pot
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I am grilling steaks. Would you like one? How would you like yours cooked?
Med rare please
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How do fish reproduce?
through rough make up sex.
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I miss her so badly, i want her back so much, how do i get over her? every waking second hurts, i havent slept in a week.
So this is what i got to look forward to when she leaves.
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I have two sizes of pipe under my bathroom sink. 1 1/2 and 1 1/4 inch. The guys at the DIY store say I should be able to connect them, 'No Problem'. Despite all my efforts...I canNOT figure this out! HELP1!!!!
Buy connectors
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What's a great movie to watch while smoking marijuana?
Tropic Thunder
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What is a 'theme song" to any TV show?
Love and marrage, love and marriage, goes together like a hores and carrage.... Married with Children.
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What comes to mind when I say "plastic"?
this
http://hubpages.com/hub/Pacific-Ocean-Garbage-Patch-
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What do you think is overrated? if anything..?
Obama
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How does life progress? Does it get better, worse, stay the same?
Everyday closer to death (Naturally) is a better day
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If you go around raising the public awareness about gov't corruption, and no one does anything about it, have you actually done a thing yourself?
yes, you have raised awareness
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Why is it that some mafia family members are now FBI and CIA agents?
Because they are undercover. I think it would be more of the FBI, the CIA has bigger things to worry about
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How does the mafia today differ from the gangsters of the past?
More low key nowwa days
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I'm feeling a little down tonight, will doing drugs or smoking marijuana make me feel better?
Dude smoke some pot and watch Comedy Central. Or something funny.
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Is this how you thought life was going to be?
Not by a long shot
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What has Obama done right so far?
Spend more money in the little time that hes been in office than any other President in US history
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Are you alone by choice right now?
No, im at work and it sux
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What would you have done? see answer for link.
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090408/ap_on_fe_st/odd_big_check
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What is something you might carry?
My Glock under my arm
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What do you think will happen? see answer for link.
http://news.yahoo.com/s/mcclatchy/20090408/sc_mcclatchy/3208192
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What one thing could you not live without?
Blood
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How would you describe your mind, body and soul?
Mind- demented
Body- powerfull
Soul- tortured
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What is something you'd find in a garage?
Oil, gas.
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What is the difference between a .22 long rifle ammo and LR ammo? Thanks.
None
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What color is your favorite fruit?
Red.
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Who is your porn buddy?
Rosey Palm and her five sisters
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What color is your favorite veggie?
green
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You know you have good friends when_______?
they let you leave the bar with an ugly fat chick
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I'm marrying a very wealthy man, and he wants me to sign a prenup. Assuming I never make anywhere near as much money as he does, do I benefit at all from signing one?
It would all depend on what is in the prenup. I think hes just covering his ass for now, who knows if you guys are together for along time he might throw it out. It doesnt mean he doesnt love you, hes worked hard for what hes got and he is smart to have you sign one.
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What is more important to you, your spouse (significant other) or your family?
Family all the way
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What do u do when u like a person alot alot alot...enough to wait for them...but they are dating ur best friend..?
well liking is alot eaisier to deal with than loving
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Do you believe in stealing boyfriends/girlfriends from people?
How do you steal a bf/gf? Its not like you take them against thier will.
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Would you eat the world's hottest chili, the Naga Jolokia pepper?
Ummmm, not for free
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What is your biggest pet peeve about movies these days?
Lately its all the remakes. Its like Hollywood ran out of movie ideas.
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Where did languages and letters come from?
Aliens
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Beginning of LOVE is always sweet but ending is terrible. Why?
same reason that shooting a gun is fun, but getting shot by a gun isnt.
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What is the meaning of my name lera
http://s12.gladiatus.com/game/c.php?uid=62965
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Can nerves really snap? I think today mine have.
If your nerves are snapping id go see a doctor
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Do some of you feel that technology is advancing faster than you are?I suspect it may be because of my age..but I still feel like so many new electronic(especially) gadgets are coming out that I just can't keep up.Often I don't know what they even are/do.
Welcome to the club
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Why is religion so controversial?
Because everyone is right and everyone is wrong
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How much will a Kosher Ham cost?
1 billion dollars
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What makes you get out of bed in the morning?
Life
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Is it legal to put a guy out we dont get along he fight me but he wont leave.
Why didnt you call the cops when he fighted you
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Does school drive you up the wall or not?
Yup, right up and over the wall and i never looked back.
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Do you think children that can't speak think in words?
No, they dont know of words to think in, they just think they know what they think.
Like if they see a cookie on the counter they dont know any words to think of to get it, they just know they want the cookie.
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Have you got hairier as you've got older?
yes, and i do not like it, if i could have all the hair on my body removed permanetly i would.
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Is there a name for streaks of waste that cling on to the toilet even after you flush?
eeewwww
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I am from California my girlfriend is 17 and am 19 years old what could happen if we run away to Mexico?
You will be killed and she will be forced into sex slave trade and donkey shows
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What question do you wish you had asked a friend or loved one before they passed?
Whats your ATM pin number?
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Which do you think you could fare better without? Your hands or your feet?
feet. I can always get fake feet. Fake hands would be a pain in the ass.
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When FedEx and UPS merge in July, what should THAT new company be called. Not the obvious→ please.
WHAT!? when did they deside to do that?
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Who is the best living american in the US?
Charleston Heston
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Are you pleased with your internet provider?
No, they seem to think i have to pay them to continue service or they shut it off. So i pay them.
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What makes your eyes water?
Onions
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What question is probably the worst one to ask when you are out on a first date?
Wanna threesome?
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How many onions do you have in your house at the moment?
Just went shopping so i have abunch
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When you hear Spatula, do you think of the soft ones (the ones for emptying jars) or do you thing of the hard ones (for flipping)?
I think of a flat cooking tool
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I work with a guy and we both are really into each other we hang out outside of work a lot and are both dating people and have been for a while, is this weird? Should I stop now before we go "to" far?
There is nothing wrong with having a friend as long as you both agree to not take it far. Unless you want to. Then have enough respect for the other two people.
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Guys: are you REALLY still attracted to your S/O? how long have you been together?
Yes, she is the most beautiful women i will ever know. Ive been with her for 6 wonderful years.
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If you could give rules of conduct and engagement for war, (like when to follow your commanding officers and when not to, etc.), what would they be?
KILL THEM ALL!!! WhooooRaaaaa!
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I want to apologize if anyone thinks i havebeen shoving my beliefs down your throat.I was thinking if i constantly warn you,that you will accept Christ.I realized i was tring to save people,and the thing is only God can.I want do this again,Im truly sorry
Nobodies perfect, you gotta realize the difference between sharing your beliefs and shoving them down someones throat or pointless preaching. Thanks for the apology.
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How many Spatula's do you own?
I have two, i think
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Who is the coolest person?
DueceGod is
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Do you like cereal, question mark
I like cereal, period
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How would you feel if your parents went through your questions and answers on here?
I would feel a little invasion of privacy, since they needed my name and password to get on. What they would find wouldnt bother me. Just the fact that they snuck around to find out my password.
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My girlfriend and I both don't like handjobs, or fingure-banging. We havn't done anything more than kiss(as sexual moves) But we do often cuddle only wearing our bottom underwear How can we progress without the silly little 2nd base stuff?
Cuddle without clothes on, then see what happens
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Okay, so i went to a facilty to see my dad for the first time in 15 years. but i had to take my tongue ring out & i just got it pierced a week ago. icleaned & then out it back in. but now my tongues numb. and im scared. whats wrong? & what can happen?
Your tongue could be infected, i would see a doctor, if not use mouthwash more.
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Why do they call white & black people by their color, but spanish, asian, indian, etc. etc. are primarily referred to by their ethnicity?
Whites and blacks come from all over, the others are from a certain geographical place.
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Would you travel through a black hole if NASA paid you 500 billion dollars?
Yes, but i would have to leave the money to my family because i would be ripped apart in to millions of little pieces.
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What might Michael Jackson do differently if he was able to travel back in time?
He wouldnt invite those little boys over to stay the night.
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Name a movie that inspires you or makes you feel alive. Clips would be appreciated. Looking to add to my collection.
Sorry no clip, but i really like Fight Club.
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What questions do women ask men that is alike to a nuclear bomb waiting to explode?
Would you turn the GAME off, and help me with laundry?
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Have you ever had a tick on you? where was the strangest place?
When i lived in FL. my buddy and i would go on survival trip for 2 weeks at a time in the Everglades, so ive had plenty of tick, chiggers and leaches on me. The strangest place would have to be on earlobe.
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What colors on the color wheel makes black?
Blue, Green, brown, purple, red.
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If we all die and animals are the only ones left - who will lead then? What animal will be #1?
Animals seem to get along except for when they need to eat, so i think that there will be no "leader" animal. Things would be the same just no humans to fuck it all up again.
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Has your perception of President Obama diminished?
NO! My perception of him is coming to light, i just hope everyone else will see it before its to late.
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What's the one physical feature you wish you possessed?? =)
I am happy with what i got, but if i had to pick something it would be more of a butt, i have a small butt, no matter how much i work it out it stays the same. :(
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Can a person have more than one account on AB?
I dont see why not, then again i dont see the point in having more than one.
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Am I the only one that just can't get to sleep tonight?
Nope, im at work about to get off and i know i wont be able to sleep when i get home. Probably cuz its my weekend.
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Can you give me one word that best describes Hospital Food?
Good, ive never had bad hospital food. Wierd i know.
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Me and my boyfriend got together on my birthday, should I give him an anniversary gift or not since it will be on my birthday?
Just give him some booty and he will be happy.
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Have you found true love yet?
Yes , and ill have to let it go in 2 months. That is going to be hard.
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Do drummers have to read music or do they just create the arrangements?
they have notes
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Why do people always say things on AB like +6 or +4 or things like that. What does it mean?
means thats the amount of point they awarded you
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How did us as human beings get here on earth?
An alien race was on the brink of extinction when they discovered our planet can support life, so they placed some of thier DNA to certain spots on the planet and let evolution take care of the rest.
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Why would a hawk attack my 19 pound white dog in my back yard? Now the dog just had surgery and was wearing a collar (which is clear) and the hawk hit the collar. Was he attracted to the clear collar or the dog's color?
19 lbs dog? Hmm, i dont think the hawk would try to catch and eat something that big and hard to kill, maybe the bird was protecting a nest or something.
I am from FL. and i have witnessed an Osprey actually swoop down and pick up a small dog right off the ground that was next to the dogs owner, it was not a pretty sight.
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What is it about thunderstorms that make them so cool?
The lightning, rain, cool air, smell, thunder and watching the massive clouds move in.
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Who judges whether questions or answers are good or bad. Who gives the points? Curious.
Your fellow ABers
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What song reminds you of the happiest time of your life?
Color Me Badd- Earth, Sun, Rain.
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If i took my eyebrow piercing out, would the holes be visible? Would they be visible even if i let them grow back in?
yup, i took mine out years ago and i can still see the hole.
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What if Hitler became an artist instead of a dictator?
7 million jews wouldnt have died
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Is there anything better than sex? What?
Drunken Sex
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Is it wrong to fall in love with a close friend who happens to have a girlfriend?
As long as you dont try to interfere with thier relationship.
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What would happen if i run the power wire next to the rca to my amp?
you will blow up
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What are some of the things women do, that you would never catch a man doing?
Breast feed
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Who is the most pretty girl?
mine.
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My throat is so sore with this virus it hurts to swallow but the doctor said antibiotics won't help, can you suggest any home remedies to lessen the pain?
Drink some urine
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What is the most beautiful National Park?
Mars.
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Would you rather sit on a balloon or stomp on a balloon to pop it?
Squeeze it under my arm
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Why are women compelled to always ask, do you love me?
Cuz sometimes they just need to here it, it makes them feel good.
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How secure are you in your employment? Do you feel that job security is the deciding factor in your quality of life?
I pretty sure im not gonna lose my job, but 49 people just got laid off today from my building.
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If you had exactly five dollars for dinner what would you buy?
subway
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What is your favorite part of the chicken?
Breast and liver and hearts
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If you had exactly five dollars for dinner what would you buy?
Subway
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Would you rather date an anorexic model or a good looking girl who might be a little over weight?
Since i love food id have to say the good looking girl slighlty over weight, but not to much.
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Where is your S/O now?
She better be at home
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Who is your favorite TV doctor?
D.H.
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What color house do you live in?
My aprt is a peachy color, and my house in FL. is Georgia clay.
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Will Sean Penn make a good Stooge in upcoming movie THE THREE STOOGES?
I really think they could of found funnier people to co star with Jim Carry
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Why aren't Pistachios red anymore?
The roaches and rats ate them, thats why they found shit everywhere.
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Do you think Amy Winehouse should have kids?
lol, i think her utrus is to polluted, if she where to have a kid it would look like The Devil.
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Why are you supposed to pee after having sex?
cleans out the pipes
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Do you think Legalizing Marijuana Makes Sense?
Very nice article, yes, i think it would make since, with some restrictions of course.
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Should i allow my 12
year old to watch porn
NO, not unless you want to go to jail.
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What is the process of changing food to substances the body can use called?
digestion
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How can i get rid of my fetus
Sell it to Cartman off southpark.
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After a stressful day, what do you do to relax?
Smoke pot
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Should we call terrorism 'man-caused disasters' or should we keep calling it terrorism?
"If people in Homeland Security are too afraid to accurately describe the enemy because it sounds too bad how can we trust them?"
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What are you like an alien?
We all have alien DNA in us.
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Do you think wars are necessary?
yes.
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Did you ever steal anything?
yeah, but nothing to major
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What's the first thing that comes to mind when you hear the word Macaroni?
A feather
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On a scale of 1-10 (10 being best) How was your day?
i would have to say, 5 same shit just a different day.
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Does your logic override fantasy or vice versa
yup, cuz fantasy is not real.
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If you have sincerely Apologized and have changed and Your Partner "forgives you" but always uses it against you, Who is wrong?
i would say you parnter is wrong.
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Would you live in a container house?
sure, look neat
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What's your favorite thing to wear?
Nothing
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What could I personally do for you to make you happy in any way?? =D
Well, you can come knock on my door.
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What is a fruit or vegetable that needs to be peeled before eating it?
bannana
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Sshhh, is it back?
Nah, i killed it.
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If it's a beautiful day outside and you really have nothing to do, would you prefer to go out and walk in the sunshine and look at nature, or stay in the house and play on your computer? And if you have a laptop, would you opt to go outside with it?
I would love to go outside and enjoy nature, but i would most likely have to work.
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Are you gonna getcha some?
I just might
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...WHAT will you never stop loving?...
Everything i love, i will always love.
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My pastor sometimes uses the "N" word when he gives his sermon on Sunday. He is African American but I still find it offensive. Any comments?
What a dumbass
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What would you say if I told you I "found your gumdrop?"
I would say, "I didnt know it was lost."
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I'm a 27 year old single woman who doesn't know where to go to meet guys. I'm pretty shy and don't like bars, clubs, or online dating as I find them all to be kind of sleazy. What should I do?
Shoot me an Email
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What color is an American? (Watch the category here... that isn't a mistake.)
RED WHITE AND BLUE
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What Advice or Blessing ,would you give a young person going on a Christian Mission?
Dont let the priest touch you naughty place.
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Why has this site been so difficult to navigate lately? Is it me?
Im running slow
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Do you find dark skinned women more attractive than fair skin women?
It puts the lotion on its skin
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What makes a man fall in love?
A good cook
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If I said, " I need a cookie!" What type could ya toss over? :)
Sorry i dont share my cookies
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Why is my cat chewing on and ripping up cardboard boxes?
Cuz you cat is crazy
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How would an ape grade grape aide?
Not as good of a grade as bannana aide.
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If u go to doctor for a pregnancy test will that show up faster then a pregnancy test from a store?
Store test: get dressed, get into car, drive to store, park, walk in store, find test, buy test, drive home, take test, find answer in 60sec.
Doctor test: Take shower, get dressed, get into car, drive to doctor, park car, walk into doctor office, fill out paper work, wait, wait, wait, wait, see nurse, wait, wait, see doctor, wait, wait, take test, take some other test, take blood sample,...
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Are my nipples ever going to shrink back to normal? Was really into body mods and wore nipple weights for a few years. Now my nips look like pink gummi worms hanging off my chest, doesn't look as cool as I had envisioned. Will they ever recede?
Find a lake, take your shirt off, lay on the ground at the edge of the shoreline, dangle your nipple into the water, hopefully youll catch a fish and we can grill it up.
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Is it wrong to like someone who really reminds you of someone you can't have?
Not if that person is you and that someone is me.
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I find it hard to believe that the majority of people would rather watch college basketball than the regularly scheduled programming during "March Madness." Which would you rather watch?
I dont really care for basketball on tv
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What were you in highschool? A jock, nerd, prom queen, class president, skid,or loner?
I was the drug dealer
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What types of cheese do u use to make pasta
Fromunda cheese
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Do guys like blonds, light brunettes, dark brunettes, or redheads?
I love women no matter the color of the hair.
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Why do we have Hair in our Nose?
To collect dirt and make boogers
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Which of your Senses give you the most Pleasure ..?
I would have to say smell
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Please help. My roomates door is slightly open, and everytime I look near the top of the door it looks like the door is bending backwards. What is causing this?
Door could be warped
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If you could read people's minds, what would you want to know?
SS#s, bank account info, credit card info. Important stuff like that.
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You answer the door and a celebrity tells you quick sing me a song and I will give you a million dollars which song would you sing?
First thing that popped into my head was LaBamba for some reason.
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I want to have a child but I'm afraid to because I'm 17 and going to school and my parents will disapprove, what can I do?
wait till your finished with school
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Besides ovens, stoves, microwaves - what home appliances do you use in your kitchen to prepare/fix/cook food? For what kinds of foods or dishes?
Toaster for toast
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Will you get laid tonight?
Maybe.
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What color/pattern is on your pillowcase?
just plain black
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If you have one, what is your religion?
<--------
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What is used when the president is sworn into office,and what do court rooms use when you testify?Looks to be important huh?
Actually the courts do not use the bible or the words "So help you God" anymore.
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HI, I have been trying to use a car cigarette socket extension. The voltage when using more than one appliance is too much for the socket fuse because it blows. Is it possible to up the size of the fuse for the car to run these appliances?
Not a good idea, you might have to go buy a power booster.
Something like this:
http://www.sourcingmap.com/20a-dc24v-dc12v-car-power-inverter-negative-booster-18v32v-input-p-20430.html
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How do you feel about your neighbors right now?
Mine are kool, i dont really talk to them but theyre quiet and thats good.
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Have you ever been in that situation where you saw someone you lusted after but they were on a different train/taxi to only ride of into the sunset never to been seen again and you never even got their name?
You watch to many Soap Opras
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I think I'm in love with my boss. Is this a bad thing?
Good for personal life, bad for work life.
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How many times a week you shampoo your hairs.
I dont know how many times a week , i just do it every other day while conditioning everyday, unless i used muse or hairspray.
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My ankle is cracking non-stop especially at the end of the day, and only the right foot. its never been injured before and it releases a relief why?
Your foot is going to fall off
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What are some ways to get rid of mice when I have pets around?
<--------|
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Hash browns and ...........?
green peppers, cheese, onions, chilli.
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When you make biscuits, do you make them from scratch or buy the kind you hit on the side of the counter?
Smack in on the counter
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Guys: Would you be angry at your own mother if she gave your number to some cute waitress and then got the cute waitress number for you? And would you call?
I would have to do some recon before calling.
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Do you walk alone at night? Do you have anything you use for protection?
<----- I sure do.
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What is your highest score on 3D Pinball for Windows.
Mine is 7,500,050. Is that good?
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Is it weird that my cats have their own room?
Oh god.
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What is that every "AB"er having?
A computer
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On a scale of 1-10, how would you rate your bed?
4, i really need a new one.
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Name Something you do when it Rains...?
Drink beer
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What did you do for someone else this week?
Brought her lunch.
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How to prevent pregnancy with out using pills?
Condoms(male/female), no sex, spermacide, wire coat hanger.
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Shouldnt people who drink alcohol and arent 21 yet should be put in jail?
The penalty of breaking the law is jail, but like everyone else said, the jail are getting over crowded, so i think some strict probation might help deter this problem.
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Would you kill a thousand people to save one of your own?
Yes, in a heart beat.
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Well im off to teach one of my dance classes! =) Who thinks they could handle the challenge: almost 20 2nd grade girls, loud music, complicated dance steps, two attractive, young dance instructors, & LOTS of screaming....?
Ok, ill do it if you go sky diving with me.
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Would you have sex with a person that MIGHT have an STD (you may think this because he/she is really hot).
Nope, not even safely.
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Have you ever put chocolate milk in your coffee?
Yup, all the time, ya know what else is good? Put a mini reeses peanut butter cup into the hot coffee and drink it, and at the end youll have a little peanutbutter/coffee flavored treat.
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Would you rather be severely ill or dead?
Just let me die
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How deep is your love? I really need to know.
About 7 3/4 inches.
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Would anyone like to share a pot luck dinner with me ? What are you bringing?
I got the beer and weed
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Why do people get offended so easily these days?
Because they are abunch of pussys
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Should i let my 15 year old daughter attend a party in a park with no adult supervision and i know there will be alcohol and about 100 people attending?
Sound like nothing good can come from this party, i would keep her home safe.
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How many dollars in your purse right now.
Well, i dont really carry a purse but my wallet has about $375 in it.
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What are you addicted to?? (and NO - im NOT referring to drugs...)
Oxygen, for some reason i cant stop breathing it. No matter how hard i try i just keep breathing it. I try not to but then i just pass out and breath some more. So i have learned to live with my addiction. Please dont judge me because of it.
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What have you lost in the past week?
I lost my surround sound because of a short or something (smoke was blowing out of the back) and i lost $160 in a poker tourny.
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WHAT DOES A HUMANS DO 14 FOURTEEN A DAY
Pee?
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What comes to mind when I say 'Brooklyn'?
Hip Hop
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What are signs of paranoia? [[not sure if i spelt it right.]]
I always feel like somebodies watchin meeeeee!
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Guys, would you like to see Hillary Clinton in a bikini, lol
Sure, if i want to puke my inside up.
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Do you ever feel like your not quite as hideous as you thought you were?
Im just plain ugly.
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Name something that you have many of, and you really only need one?
Work days
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Do you want to go skydiving?
Ill go if i can be stapped to you back.
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You know that you are mexican when...?
Everything you own is low to the ground with hydrolics
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You know that you are asian when...?
you have a little penis that looks like a miniture egg roll.
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"My favorite thing about you (meaning me) is your amazing___________??"
Big honkin nose.
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What size of breasts to men prefer?
Contemplating a reduction, not really sure what size to go down to, this is the only "tie-breaker" I could think of. =]
A big C small D.
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Okay, be honest if your s/o ended up in jail would you bail them out?
In a heart beat
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Would you trust your cat to still love you if you shrunk to the size of a mouse?
No way, my cat would eat me with no hesitation and then leave me by the front door as a present for me.
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Whats Cabbage good on?
Idk about on, but i do know its good in a stew or soup.
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Does it make you mad,that all these banks wouldnt help the poor when they needed money,but they expect the poor to help them now,that they are in financial trouble?
I think they help the poor out to much by giving them loans they couldnt pay for in the first place.
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Are cats curious or simply looking for something to kill?
I think the thought of eating what ever it is theyre investigating is definitly on thier mind.
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Who wants to go skinny dipping? Please bring nothing but a towel. LOL
Im not a fan of shrinkage
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I get PMS headaches. Medicine doesn't work. How do I make them go away?
Smoke pot
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What are your thoughts on Yoda from Star Wars?
Hes a wimp, ill take him any day
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Hi guys, which one will you choose, 81 or 18 and why.
81, just make sure she has a good life insurance policy
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What is the population of cape coral, fl
About 200,000 people
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So guys, when a girl tells you on a first date that she is Bi, how do YOU react?
For a girl to tell me something like that on the first date would tell me she starves for attention.
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I'm a guy--i love getting hugs from girls (not for any specific reason) i just like getting hugs is anything wrong with that?
No, just dont start getting all touchy feely.
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I'd love to kiss you but.........What?
Im already kissing her.
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Who are you and what are you doing at my house?
Its me DueceGod, i thought you said you were having a BBQ.
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I only ment to ____.
Graze him
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Which side of bed your gf/wife sleep.
The right, it closest to the bathroom
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What are the no fault states?
Here ya go dude.
http://www.iii.org/media/hottopics/insurance/nofault/
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Anybody got any idea how to prevent stress?
Smoke pot
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Does laundry ever end?
Ill end your laundry
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Do people usually tell you that you act older (more mature) than your age, you act your own age, or you act younger (immature) than your real age?
All of the above, depending on what mood im in.
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Holy Crap! What is that thing on your shoulder?"
My balls
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When you eat garlic in your food is there something else you can eat so you don't go gassing everyone with garlic breath?
A Tic Tac
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If i was cought shoplifting for the second time but it was less than $100 dollars and the first time i was in county jail for 2 months what will happen
You will go back to jail.
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Do you ever read your horoscope in the newspaper or magazines?
I find my self doing it daily, just something to do at work thats not work.
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I just took a urine drug test today for pre employment. I accidently flushed the toilet. I told her I would do it again. She assured me that it was "no big deal" it "happened all the time". But wrote "donor flushed" on the form. What gives?
Man! You flushed on a UA? Your so screwed , thats like 2 yrs in prison.
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Have you ever been horseback riding in the mountains or beautiful meadow?
Just on some trails down in FL.
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How can I stay strong when my graduation date is on March 26th and I still haven't had even one interview yet? I'm scared to death...
Obamas is the prez, we have nothing to worry about o.O
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My camera was damaged when my luggage was inspected for flight. Is there a claim to fill out to get reimbursed?
you would have to prove that thats when it was broken.
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Can you see the stars from your porch?
Yup, alot of them too.
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How many cameras do you own?
None.
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Will you take a bullet meant for the President?
Uummm, NO!
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Are you tall?
5'8", eehh.
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What are some signs that you might be a NASCAR fan?
You watch the race on sat and sun.
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Do you fear death?
No, i do have a little bit of how i die though
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Jehovah's witnesses come knocking on your door preaching to you and asking you for money, what do you do?
I invite them in, hand them my tv and.......
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You love rich&powerful persons or poor&weak persons?
Poor and weak are more loyal
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Do you enjoy seeng people or animals being hurt?
I like to see animals hurt humans
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Do you think people should purchase chicks or ducklings or rabbits for Easter gifts?
Get a rabbit, raise it, feed it till its nice a plump, then stew it up.
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Have you ever bought something from an auction?
I bought a cake in 6th grade
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Have you ever called in sick to work when you were'nt?
Yup, cuz i wanted to spend the day with my sexy women
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Are you and Actor or Actress?
I would like to be. I think it would be fun to do an action movie.
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Did any of you seriously ever want to kill yourself but never done and still contemplating whether to do so or not?
No, not anymore, life has got much easier to deal with.
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Does a car really need an oil change every three months if it hasn’t traveled 3,000 miles? What if it’s been 3,000 miles but less than three months?
Thanks for reminding me to get my oil changed.
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What are the signs of the zodiac that gay men are born under?
the fairy
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A man ate a egg each day. He did not have any chickens at home. He never bought, borrowed or stole chicken eggs. How is this possible?
He ate his wife out during her time of month.
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Does baking relax you?
Yes, "Baking" does relax me. Nah Imean.
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Would you rather do things that make your s/o happy or yourself happy?
PSH! her of coarse, as long as i can keep her happy, im happy.
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I havnt heard from my boyfriend in 2 weeks. Hes in Navy Boot camp, is this common? (Great Lakes Illinois)
Everything is fine. So yes it is very common.
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Did you ever in your life wanna be a mermaid?
No, but i wanted to have sex with one.
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If you were out of your sheep and without a suit, it would be possible to hear something in outer space?
Oh, LOL, you mean ship. Nope you would instantly be frozen solid.
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Are you one in a million?
More like 1 in 7 Billion.
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Are there any noises in outer space?
Nope.
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Can you complete " speed ___"
y" Gonzalez
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Which illegal drugs havn't you tried?
Never smoked meth or crack.
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Do you think he has a case: This man is claiming to have falling on my fathers property and now he is suing for personal injury, he claims he fell in on january 30,2009 (see more in answer)
First thing is get yourself a lawyer, then go buy "No Tresspassing" signs and put them in plain sight.
If the guy didnt have permission to be on the property then he was tresspassing.
Also if the guy didnt call for an ambulance then theres a good chance he didnt even go to the hospital which means he wasnt even injured.
Civil Law suit case victories all depends on who has...
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Have you ever been pulled over by the cops?
Not in years
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When was the last time you trimmed your fingernails?
like two days ago.
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Have you ever had an affair with a married person?
Im pleading the 5th.
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If a person is on porole and get arrested for something he did not do because he was with someone that had cocaine on him and in his house but the DA has a CI to testify against him but does not have physical evidance but just the CI word
If the other person is a felon then you are screwed, if not youll have to convience everyone you didnt know the other person had the cocain. It would also depend on why your on parole.
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What would the world be like without guns?
The world would not change one bit, in fact the only thing that would change is it would be more difficult to kill someone.
We have already had a world without guns.
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You got a $100 dollar bill in your pocket?
i think i have a couple
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What do you have trouble keeping your hands off of?
My girlfriend
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If you were on a spaceship full of gay aliens, would you get off?
First i would wonder how the hell i got on.
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Whats a personal enjoyment you plan for on rare occasion?
Calling off work.
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What's something you're actively addicted to?(good or bad)
Weed, beer, ciggs and sex.
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What was/is the name of your high school's biggest athletic rival?
DueceGod
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Given the current economic status of the U.S. , would you lower your standards just to get a job? (For example, take less pay, or do work that is below your skill levels.)
Gotta do what you can to survive
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How much beer/wine would you drink in a week?
Not as much as i want to
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Ice cream cake or Cheese cake?
Holy crap! How in the hell can you have one without the other?
Ill take both please.
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Are you under the Milky Way Tonight?
We are all in the milkyway
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Why would someone create a virus in a laboratory?
To wipe out populations
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...champagne or roses?...
Both, i drink the champagne and she could have the roses
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Why am I watching this horrible television? What do you think I should do instead?
Masterbate
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When you clasp your hands, which one is on top?
The middle one
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What state/country were you in when you were 3 years old?
Miami Florida, USA
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If you were given 55,000 dollars in cash what would you do with it?
Hit the poker tables
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Why is it said that there is a fine line between Insanity and Genius? How do they know?
Because most geniuses back in the day were alittle nutty.
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What is the best decade in your opinion?
Between 95 and 05
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Would a vegetarian rock singer be called Quiche Loaf?
Or ToFu Loaf
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When you run into someone on the sidewalk, how do you get around them in the least awkward way possible?
I usually just knock them down and step over them.
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I've been raped and men frighten me now, what can I do to stop being scared? I'm in councelling but it's not changing anything.
Sorry for what happened that guy should burn in hell over and over.
The one that can really help you is yourself, you need to relize that not every guy is gonna hurt you. When the time is right you will know and you wont be scared anymore.
Though you feel the counsling isnt working i really think it helps to talk about these kind of things, so please keep attending. Time,friends and...
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I am going to see a thriller movie tonight called Last House On The Left. My husband doesn't like scary movies and I am going alone. Does anyone else see scary movies alone?
That doesnt seen like a scary movie
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Does putting someone down make you feel better about yourself?
When i was younger it did for alittle while then i would feel worse laster, so i learned to just not do it. No one deserves it.
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Do you think that people these days are more dependent on money than they were "back in the day"?
No they are more dependent on Goverment instead of doing it on thier own.
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I have a 98 Izuzu that squeaks whenever I go over bumps, even uneven pavement. The shocks are new, the brakes are good, what should I do to stop the squeaks?
Just take it to a shop and have them greace all your bolts and joints that may work.
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White people, do you prefer to be called white or caucasian?
Just call me CRACKER!
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What flavor of ice cream would you use to describe your life?
Vanilla with razors
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Do you raise cattle?
I eat cattle
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Have you ever hit a bong?
I have hit many bongs
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What will happen if you put a rock in the freezer for two days?
It will turn into a diamond
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What is something that someone might "snack" on?
Pizza Rolls
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What is a reason a person might "itch"?
Cuz theyre a crackhead
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Why do you hate to wine?
Cuz its not gonna do any good.
*thanks mom.
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What is your faviorite food? What di you drink with it?
BEER!
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Have you try E-cigarettes?
Nope, but i do wonder if it works.
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What simple pleasure do you get most excited about?
Getting of work and smoking a bowl.
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If you could say anything to your parents right now, what would you say?
Sorry for being such a pain in the ass when i was younger, thank you for all you have done for me. OH! and i love you.
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How do you build self-confidence?
smoke weed
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What is the first thing you do in the morning after you get out of bed?
Empty my bladder
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What did you feel like on you first date?
I felt like rollerskating.
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I moved out of my apartment, my roommate replaced me, finding a new roommate. Since moving out, over 2 months ago, she has yet to transfer the lease. What are my legal options?
goes to the leasing office and tell them you dont live there anymore.
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What would you do to keep your S/O satisfied?
What ever she wants
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Do you think adults have taken all the fun out of being a kid for kids?
Yes, the kids these days are wussyfied
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What do you think women really want?
How are we suppose to know when they dont even know?
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What toy would you love to play with again?
G.I. Joes
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What is a decent gift to give to a guy?oh..and not that expensive?
A $5 foot long
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Is it better to be happy at work or upset all the time at work?
Happy of coarse. Wish i was though.
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Life is too short to waste on _________?
Its to short to be doing stupid shit that get you thrown in jail or prison.
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(Guys only) Would it bother you if your girlfriend cheated on you with another chick?
Yeah, that would make me very very angery
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What is something with "holes"?
My head
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Which part of your body do you have a habit of twiddling with?
my bellybutton
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Has your "circle of friends" gotten smaller?
Yes, they keep dieing
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How do you feel about alcohol?
Its great
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Can you get high off diphenhydramine?
where can some one obtain this kind of pill?
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Do you like the cake or the icing better?
I like ice cream cake
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Does anyone else feel insignificant when they look at their answerbag rank???(insert sad face)
Not really since they dont mean anything
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Why when i say God will cast those who reject Christ into hell,people get mad?If you are of Christ then it shouldnt bother you,you know where you are going.Those who dont believe in God,why you get mad?IYou dont think your going to hell,then stop worring.
They get mad because of you waving religion in thier face.
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For high school students, for your Prom, how much to tickets usually cost?
20-25 bucks
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My girlfriend lied about someone she was dating
they still talk and send email this makes me worry. she said he is her friend she is not going to stop talking to him. I want to break up
then what are you waiting for?
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USA Secretary of State Hillary Clinton gave a susposed "Reset" button to the Russian President.
what does this mean...?
Means shes an idiot
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Are you shocked that there won't be wedding bells for Bristol Palin and her baby's daddy?
Not really.
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There's this girl in my school who calls me bad names. She says I shouldn't be wearing l skirts all the time and i shouldn't be hangin out with boys and her bf so much. She says im ugly but most people say im pretty, even her bf did. Why am I being harass
Sounds like shes feels threated by you for some reason, so she says those things to try to bring you to her level. Dont let it work, try to find out why and just ask her why you two just cant be friends.
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What's your favorite dish at Olive Garden?
Not eating there.
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Silence is the virtue of...........?
Waking up with a morning wood
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It is better to be born lucky, than to be born.....?
Without a Morning wood.
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The better the day,the better the .........?
Morning Wood.
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After a storm ,comes a ..............?
Morning wood
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A nods as good as a wink ,to a............?
Morning wood
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The best things come in.............?
Morning Wood
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Every cloud has...............?
Morning wood
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Love me ,love my..............?
Morning wood
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There is nothing like...............?
Morning wood
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What is the first thing you see in the morning?
the ceiling
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If you Could go to the past and Give ur self one Advice what would it be?
Dont do that, this is whats gonna happen.
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Is the U.S. Naval Base at Guantanamo Bay in Cuba going to be shut down?
I have read that Cuba wants it back.
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Should wealthy nation share their wealth among poorer country
Idk about sharing, but helping out? yes.
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If you lived with someone for 7 months..you had an argument..and they went to their parents.. but TOTALLY stopped contact, no phone calls, no collecting their things etc..what would you do?
call thier parents
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Do you still, or have you ever got 'butterflies' from a certain person? or experience?
Yup, i still do to this day.
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What would you do if you noticed Batman was having trouble with his debit card at the quick checkout line at the grocery store?
Steal his car
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Can one sue their own insurance company if they have collision and was the only one involved in the accident? This came about as trying to dodge a deer and cross over the lanes. No other car or person was involed just the driver. Head injured as result.
Why would you want to sue your own insurance company? Dont you want your car fixed?
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Ladies, how the heck is a guy supposed to be "mysterious"?
Having girl problems dark?
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What is YOUR remedy for a broken heart?
Alcohol, and time.
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I got my dwarf russian hamster 5 days ago. The first 2 days, he was very active , but for the last 24 hours he hasn't moved almost at all (slept all day and night).. he doesn’t respond when I pick him up doesnt even flip when on his back..
Maybe the little guy wants to go back to russia with his family that some drunk russian guy stole him from and shipped him to where ever you are in a tiny box that jus got thrown around until it arrived at the dirty pet store you got him at and now he jus want to die. Why to go, you killed a hamster that could of lived a long healthy life with his family in the russian forest.
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If you lived in an apartment complex, and the managers were always complaining that everything you do is against the rules but you see no harm in the things your doing what would you think? What would you do about it?
well i would read my lease and the complex rule book and if nothing ive done is a violation of either and if they continue to harass me i would take them to court.
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I get frustrated in college classes when I cannot hear the professor because students are talking. What is a positive way to help remedy this situation? I have tried asking nicely & even wrote on the board demanding respect for others by shutting up...
There are ear pieces that you can buy. You wear it like a blue tooth and its suppose to block out background noise and make it easier to hear what you want.
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Suggestions on what I should make for dinner tonight? Preferably something relatively quick and easy to make!
chicken and rice.
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What is your most wild theory?
Humans are a virus slowly destroying a cell (Earth) of a host (space, galaxy), jus like the cell we destroy a very long time ago (Mars) and when we have destroyed Earth then we will move on th the next cell where ever it may be in the host.
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Can a 17 year old legally serve alcohol in a bar & grill?
Nope.
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Would you eat choclate covered fritos?
Sure, it would taste like a chocolate covered corn chip.
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Should i cheat on her back?
you mean like, write the answers on her back?
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President Obama has proposed lengthening the school day and school year. What is your opinion of this?
Doesnt matter were all f*cked anyways
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Simplify
(-8y^2-3y-5)-(-5y^2-3y)+(2y^2+2y-1)
that sh*t dont even make since to me.
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What do you think of earth?
I like here better than any of the other planets. Its got nice trees for oxygen and water to drink, and all kinds of cool animals everywhere.
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Would you rather: A. Break your own arm to win 2 tickets to ANYTHING you wanted to go to B. Swim with sharks for 3 min to win $1,000,000,000 or C. Burn down your house to win the chance to move ANYWHERE you want?
Watch out fishies cuz here i come.
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My boyfriend of a year has been asked to marry his uncles fiance in order for her to come into the united states. after she recieves her papers she will divorce him and marry his uncle. we want to eventually get married. But idk if i should st
Not gonna work, if you go through with this plan you will be charged with a crime.
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I WANT THAT WOMEN SHOULD RULE THIS WORLD.AM I SICK?
Nah, your jus a little wussy boy.
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How physically fit would you say you are...?
I could get better.
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WHEN WILL WOMEN RULE THIS WORLD?
Ummm, where have you been dude, they already do.
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How will you best remember the late rapper Big Pun?
Eat some chicken
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Name a movie with a Woman who is either the villian or the killer?
The Hand that Rocks the Cradle
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Name 1 (ONE) thing water is useful for?
Living.
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Are there too many human rights?
Nope, sometimes i think there is not enough.
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Is there a 5th dimension?
Read this it very interesting i think.
http://yourkingdomcome.com/fifthdimension.htm
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Poker players: in limit holdem, do you ever limp with AA in early position?
AA in EP, i would raise it up to get as many of the other players out of the hand before the flop. Depending on the flop and pot odds i would try to take the pot as fast as possible by raising it more. Also keep in mind how the other players are playing. If theyre loose youll need to tighten up and take the big pots. If theyre tight then you will be able to steal more blinds by simply raising...
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Is Joe Biden really this stupid? How can China build 2 entire coal plants every 2 weeks?
Well there is alot of them to do the work, and they are having frequent cave-ins and explosions over there in thier mines. Maybe from building them to fast with out doing geographic inspections.
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If you were insanely rich, and you seen how hard I was trying to get where I wanted (but I was not getting any where) would you give me the money? even if we hardly knew each other?
Depends, What are you gonna do for me?
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What is a nice thing to make with frozen spinach? I bought a heap of it recently to make oven baked ricotta & spinach filos, and would like to try something new.
I hear it goes real good with alittle Salmonella.
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How many is this $ worth of the hihgest?
One BILLIIOON DOLLARRRS!
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How can i get the password to my boyfriends msn messenger if he wont give it to me and i dont know the answer to his security question or how do i find out the answer to his security question?
How about not doing that. Its gonna cause real trouble between you two. If you dont trust him then the relationship is already over you dont need to get into his account.
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What do catfishes eat?
everything on the bottom.
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How would you describe God in three words?
Me, Myself and I.
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If I created a machine to catch your dreams on tape would it be Illegal to show them? (ie,invasion of privacy etc)
I dont think you would want to catch my dreams.
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Last time you used a chainsaw, what did you use it for?
Man, the cops took mine, saying something about it being against the law for me using it on those Jahova Witness ladies that kept knocking on my door.
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I'm in my late thirties. Is it over? Am I done?
Is the fat lady singing?
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Do you have a formal dining room, and if so, do you use it regularly?
Yup, it seconds as my couch.
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Do you see the value of your personal experiences?
I dont think my personal experiences have value.
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Honest and innocent question: If a good, hard working job was offered to a homeless person, would they seriously take it?
I would like to think yes, but it just doesnt work that way. Most (not all) homeless are in thier situation by choice. But if one want to better thier life then God bless them or something like that.
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Will you go to heaven or hell?
Heaven doesnt want me and Hells affraid ill take over.
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If you could be 'World Champion'..at anything...what would it be?
Poker
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If you saw a homeless person stealing food from a grocery store, would you say anything?
I would hand him some steaks and tell him i have five bucks waiting outside for him.
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Shouldn't we have an incorrect answer flag on here?
there are no incorrect answers here on AB
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How do you pay your bills- cash or credit cards?
Checks
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How do i get a stuck cassette out of a Sony cassette deck TC-WR801ES
Make sure it unplugged and try to pry it out with a knife or something.
What the hell are you doing with a cassette player? Didnt think the still made em.
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When I grow very old I want to_________all day. What?
Hope to die.
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What is your bigesst regret in life?
Selling drugs
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Name one thing good former President George Bush did and one you didn't think was good?
Good thing: Declared war on terrorism.
Bad thing: Declared war on terrorism.
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How does a wife not know that her husband is having an affair for 8 months?
She knows, jus doesnt want to believe it.
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If you came across a dead person in an alley and they had a huge wad of cash, would you take it?
Sure, he wont need it.
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Fill in the blank. __________.
I Keel You
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Whats your 'short-term' memory like?
Up in smoke
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I have a skin tag or something like the skin under my underarm and it keeps itching (or the underarm itself) either the case, when I put on spray deodorant it burns. What could it be? I never noticed it before but I never looked either.
Stop using the spray deoderant and go see your doctor about it could be cancerous.
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Whats your favorite way to relax or unwind?
Smoke and watch a movie or play PS3. Mostly i play poker. Winning money is always fun and relaxing.
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I have a 2 female pups a lab and a husky, both 9months old. We got them the same night and they are genrally best mates. However last night they embarked on a savage fight, over what i assume jealousy over my affection. How can i stop this behaviour?
You cant, better to let them set dominance now when they cant do to much harm to each other than them do it when they can kill each other.
Its an animal instinct, there need to be a leader.
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Are you as HOT as the person you seek to date or have sex with?
Nope, your way hotter.
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OMG! I'M PREGNANT! and the baby's YOURS! ;)
any thoughts?
Maury, here we come.
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Have you ever gotten into a school fight before?
Yes, but they always threw the first punch. I swear.
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If you could hug anyone on AB, who would it be?
I would love to hug Tellitlikeitis because i want to grab her butt and feel her boobs aqainst my chest when i squeeze her. LOL.
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What do you have to say about Rihanna going back with Chris Brown.
In the word of Donald Trump, "Loser"
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Is anyone else completely HUMILIATED by Obama's insult to the British people?
I cant wait to see the Humiliation on everyones face that claimed Obama is gonna save us when hes accumulated more dept in hes short time in office than any American President in the history of the US.
Now i wonder how thats gonna save us?
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Will Alien ever beat Predator?
Maybe some day, there is alot more Aliens than Predators i think.
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What would you do if you were at bar and a huge movie like bar fight breaks out?
Well, you either leave the bar or pick up a chair and start swinging.
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What's more important than answerbag?
Life
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Is that the truth?
YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!
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Why do people lie to each other?
Fear of hurting the other persons feeling
To not get in trouble
To seem cool to other people
Attempt to get away with something.
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Im 18, am i to old too sleep with a tedie, blankie and binkey?
what ever gives you a good night sleep. But i wouldnt tell anyone as they may make fun of you.
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Are those real bullets?
They sure are, and they make real big holes too.
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When was the last time you used a screwdriver or hammer?
A really long time
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Guys - how many pairs of Boxers do you have...?
10 i think
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Do you eat processed meat?
sure
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Do you ever have those days when you wake up and notice one eyelid is slightly bigger than the other? What can be done to fix it?
Thats happened to my balls before, but never my eyelid
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Can I get my deposit back for a new car BEFORE I receive car if I find a better deal, in calif.
You should, i dont see why they would keep your money if you dont want the car.
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I accidentally used my roommate's dildo. They're the same color. Could I get an STD?
Only if your rommie has something.
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Should Pluto remain a planet?
Yes, its the only planet America discovered
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What do people want in life?
No body knows, thats just it.
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What was the most boring job you've ever suffered through?
The one im doing now, Security, it sucks, i swear im losing brain cell.
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Can you guess what i'm thinking right now?
About that money you were suppose to pay me.
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What is something a husband might give/buy for his wife after the birth of their first child?
It better be what ever she wants.
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I WANT TO SEE IF I CAN GET NEGATIVE POINTS. CAN YOU DR THIS QUESTION AND MY ANSWER? AND ANY TROLLS WHO SEE THIS, GIVE ME EVERYTHING YOU'VE GOT!
HA HAHAHAHA! no one DRed you.
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I am in a bad mood, who wants to join me?
sure, wuttcha got?
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Can matter travel faster than the speed of light even if it was in the form of thought
I dont think so
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If you found out one of your parents was having an affair and you ran into the third party what would you do?
Put my gun in thier mouth, watch them beg for thier life and pull the trigger.
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A casualty in shock will complain of thirst. The first aider should refrain from giving the shocked casualty anything to drink. What might you do for the casualty instead of giving liquid or food?
Give them an IV
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How to figure someone email account password
Good way to go to jail
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When is your definition of a "hot bed"?
My bed
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What is something that could give people a headache?
A Hammer to the forehead
A foot to the face
A cuped hand smacked over the ear
Religion.
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What are some songs that relate to Lord of the Flies?
Enter Sandman- Matallica
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You are busy in the garden when you feel a sharp pain on your lower arm as if you have been bitten by something. You can't see anything, but you begin to feel sick in the stomach, & you start sweating profusely. What wold you do?
get out of the sun and drink some water
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My partner doesnt do foreplay... he doesnt touch me, undress me... he just wants sex! I need some ideas to get him to perform some sort of foreplay... can anyone suggest something?
You start the fore play
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What is the best state to live in?
The United ones
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Is it possible for a man of average strength to punch through dry wall or Sheetrock without breaking his hand?
Yup, i did it all the time back home, pissed my dad off all the time too.
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Is it possible for the United States to go bankrupt?
Sure is
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Why are there so many questions about scientology all of a sudden?
Tom Cruz is trying to recruit
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What is the name of a movie that Robin Williams was in?
how bout this?
http://www.alistof.net/?SearchTerm=Robin+Williams&Option=DVD
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Where can you almost always find someone selling drugs?
Bus stations
Schools
Clubs
Parks
Parties
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Would you go on a reality show and make a fool of yourself?
Could be fun
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Olive Garden or Macaroni Grill?
Macaroni Grill by far
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Which do you enjoy eating the most, poultry or seafood?
Sea Food
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Is it better to stay together for the kids?
Sounds good, but its not.
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What is a movie that John Travolta has been in?
Face Off
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Do you have to be buff to get a chic? not my question, but I don't know what to tell my friend
depends on what kind of girl your looking for.
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Guys mostly but both Do you think making a powerpoint with thoughts, feelings, pictures, and poems etc. would be a sweet/romantic birthday gift?Along with a shirt i already bought?
HA, a powerpoint!? come on man.
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Am I going insane or does everyone look the same these days?
Yup.
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M & m's have broken up, so all the colours are being sold seperately. which colour would you buy?
I would buy all of them and reunite em. IN MY BELLY!
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Do you enjoy going to the toilet?
Not in the middle of the night after getting smashed.
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What's your favorite insult to receive? I like it when someone tells me, "Your [sic] stupid."
sorry, i dont like to be insulted
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Is it necessary to see some level in people before making friendship?
Sure, it good to get an idea of who you dealing with.
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What are you made of? i.e. sugar and spice....
Steel, Gun Powder and puppies.
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Ladies, what does a girl mean when she laughs at a lot of things you say, and she says you're "weird but in a good way"? Others make fun of me by saying that I'm "mentally unstable" lol....
she finds you entertaining
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Humans love to ________________
Ask questions
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Does asphalt have tar in it?
Oil.
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Describe your "comfy" clothes. Mine are red running pants and a gray tank top.
Jus some boxers with a wife beater and sox
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What is the worst thing you ever did in high school?
Lets see.
i sold drugs
i stole property
i punched a teacher
i got into fights
i smashed a kid in the head with a pad lock
i sprayed fire extinguishers down the halls and closed the school for a day
i bleached a giant swastika on the carpet
i threw batteries into the crowd at pep rallies
Shall i go on?
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...can you hear the wind "howling" outside your window?...
I did earlier then it started snowing.
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When was the last time you got beaten up by your parents?
I never got beat up by my parents.
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Is tonight the night we turn the clocks up?
Yup, it is official at 2am, so change it ahead before you go nighty night.
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What was (or is) your favorie school subject? Is it also the subject you dis (do) best in grades wise?
The one i didnt go to
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What year were you born, and how old are you today?
!(&(
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For whom do you feel most sorry: Nadya Suleman's (Octomum's) parents or her children?
I feel sorry for her, why cant everyone just let her live her life.
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What U.S. state do you think of when I say "C-O-L-D"? Burrrrrrrr!
Florida
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How do I get a stuck battery out of a flash light? its like a $40.00 flashlight I don't want to throw it out
Shove a stick of butter in it and the battery will slide right out.
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...do you consider AB friends..."real" friends?...
Well, i would like to. Even though i dont know what alot of them look like.
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Who's with me? If I could go back to 18 and start over knowing what I know now, I would.
Make more money
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Are your hands scared and calloused? Mine look like they're used for target practice.
I have soft hands with some scars
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Who loves to be covered in custard?
Only if the custard is female
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Do you think having a higher education makes you more successful in life?
No one wants to hire a stupid.
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Do eyelashes grow back ? I wear fake eyelashes every day, i cut mine because i thought my eyes would look bigger and brighter & the fake ones would go on & look better. i feel so stupid, fingers cross they grow back ! do you think they will :(?
Nope your stuck that way for ever.
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Is it safe to swallow my husbands sperm while pregnant or can it harm my baby?
LOL
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When you see someone upset and depressed, do you go to talk to them to see whats wrong? Or would you pass them?
I try to mind my own biz unless it seems serious.
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My long haired cat just had surgery and was partially shaved, his hair is normally about 2 in. in length. About how long will it take to fully grow back?
5 years
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How do you clear your mind?
Smoke weed
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Today, March7, is my birthday. Who do you know that shares my bday?
HAPPY BIRTHDAY SEXY!!!
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Are you Tarus compatible?
Im compatible with anyone
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CAN I SHOOT AN INTRUDER IN MY LAS VEGAS NEVADA HOME
Hope this helps.
http://www.nsrpa.us/legal/nevlocal.html
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Should a 14 year old care about wht her parents think of her 17 year old boyfriend if she's IN love with him?
Yes, cuz believe it or not, your parents really do know whats best for you. I know its hard to except, but your life will be alot easier if you do.
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Will tempera paint come off of glass easily?
Idk, but it sure tastes good on shrimp.
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Is oil thicker than blood?
yes, i believe it is
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If you were offered 1 billion dollars to give oral to a person of the same sex, would you do it?
Hell yeah. and im not gay, but for 1 billion dollars? I would turn gay.
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Why is the KKK not considered a terroist group? They were at one time I think so what happened?
They drank to much beer and started having sex with family members
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Do you trust your neighbors to help you in an emergency?
i dont really know my neighbors, but i sure hope that in an energency they would atleast try to help.
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So my Grandparents have been married for over 50 years, she says that the spark is gone because they haven't had a date in 5 years due to health, i am in a different state, any ideas? I think a caterer for a dinner, and flowers, any other thoughts?
Get them the hoveround, then they can go off roading at the Grand Canyon together.
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What is the best feature in a guy?
How he treats women
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Would you please_________What?
Touch me there again
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Time flies when you're having fun, but seems to slow down when you're "what"?
Working, waiting for someone or something, when your doing something you really dont want to do.
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There is no love more sincere than the love of "what"?
A Fruit fly
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What is your favorite word that begins with an 'A'?
Alcohol
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My Son wants to go to a Furry Convention for his birthday, can anyone tell me what this is?
Its where abunch of people get together and smash furry baby seals in the head with bats and drink thier blood.
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Would God ever forgive a person for divorce? Why is divorce so bad.....?
No everyone is gonna burn in hell.
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Is anyone still afraid of buying peanut butter? I need some but I am afraid of buying it.
Be affraid, be very affraid
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Who else really loves the movie Backdraft? I'm watching it now and it's great!
I like it but havent seen it in awhile
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Shouldn't you be sleeping? It's getting late.
I really would love to be sleeping right now. But i dont get off till midnight.
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If I ate a glow stick would my poop glow in the dark? Its for a science project.
First off it wouldnt go through your digestive system, and if it were to break open the chemicals would kill you. So no, you poo will not glow.
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Female orgasm - myth or reality? (Not including clitoral...I know that exists!)
Yes and what a great reality it is.
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Can you continuously defy til an self inflicted death
Me no understand
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Do you think someone who has major depression should volunteer at a place like hospice? I get close to people real fast. Is that a good idea?
Not unless you can handle the emotional rollercoaster that comes with it.
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A friend i've had since pre-k, who is like a brother to me, recently started making sexual comments to me and he texts me in the mornings telling me how he hates morning wood and asks me what i do while my bf is gone to work. What should I do?
Help him with his wood in the morning.
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Read this joke and tell me what you think: joke in first answer..some of the things kids say
This one dude in Michigan stabbed a lady in the head 17 times with a spoon. G**damn, do you know how mad you've got to be at somebody to kill them with a spoon? Now with a spork you can mess somebody up, but a spoon?
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Is there a word you find disgusting to pronounce? Mine is 'skin'. I just feel disgusting saying it.
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What is the recipe for receiving the Holy Spirit?
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Have you ever played strip spin the bottle?
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Why man needs a woman?
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What's your favourite board game?
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My wife is addicted to The Sims. How do I get her to stop playing?
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As a faithful Christian, I heroically fought Satan from prison by sending this letter to Dr. James Kennedy: http://kennedyletter.blogspot.com/ Dr. James Kennedy never got the letter and now he's dead. Any thoughts?
http://www.knightfight.us/?ac=vid&vid=140177506&ref=flink
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Do you wonder what your future might look like?
Sometimes.
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When was the last time you made someone feel better?
Earlier today i make my GF feel really good if ya know what i mean.
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If you have a choice to go to Hawaii or Japan which one would you choose?
Japan
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To whom ever has a tattoo, how badly does it hurt? Is getting color more painful?
Yes, its the most painful feeling in the world. Its like being burned alive except 10 time more painful
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If you died tonight, who do you wish you could say goodbye to?
my fish
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Do love to take Sunday drives? With no particular place to go?
yes, it very relaxing, now that gas prices arent sky high i can continue them.
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Who thinks that the whole twin towers falling was to do with the us goverment or the terrorist?
I think it was terrorism, but the Gov just isnt telling us the whole truth.
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Would you like to ask me something personally?
How much do you spend on razors every month?
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Who was the best Saturday Night Live (SNL) castmember of all time?
Chris Farley
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Finish the riddle... "Riddle me this, riddle me that.
Who's afraid of the_______________". Can you get it right? ;)
Big black bat
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Do you like the rain? Does it make you feel all cozy?
makes my sleepy
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What are some reasons why an American man would marry a foreign-born woman over an American woman?
Not spoiled and stuck up.
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What is the key to a successful paintball player?
dont get hit
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Is it true you can make a silencer from an oil filter?
Maybe if you fix it right.
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I got stopped for speeding (123 in a 70) The officer called me Steve when my name is Steven. He had a left rear side marker light out on his patrol car and I think he forgot to signal when he merged back onto the highway. Is the ticket valid?
Yes, and why the hell were you going that fast.
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What were you just watching?
Camera monitors
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Whats worth dieing for?
Freedom, and the future of that freedom
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What are the main things that Teenagers Argue about...?
Clothes, money, going out with friends.
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What is a word or phrase that has the word "nick" in it? Nickelodeon is the one I thought of.
DizNick
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Does anyone believe in ghosts?
I have never came accross a ghost, but i do remain open minded
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What brand of mouthwash do you use?
Listerine Whitenning
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Go to a window, look outside, hows the weather?
It was very nice then got windy
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If you could choose a song to die to, which would it be?
Nothing Else Matters- Matallica.
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What does the R/T stand for in a Dodge Charger? We just bought one ...... a 2008 and we dont know what it means.
Racing Transmission?
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Name a DVD you wished you owned but don't.
Heat
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Name something you keep in your cleaning cupboard
scrubbies
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Which movie do you think is mose suitable for kids?
Monster in the Closet
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If i dont have th courage to ask out th girl ov my dreams then by right i can forcefully have my way with her cant i? its not my fault i was born ugly so i should be able to do wot i want to her ay?
what does she have to do with you being ugly
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Does ellen (the tv show, not the talk show) still come on somewhere in the u.s.?
I dont think so.
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My girlfriends is starting to text another guy all night sometimes tell 4 am. i feel that this is disrespectful to our relationship as well as me, am i right?
Whatr they talkin bout?
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What is the coolest dream you have ever had?
Its was XXX
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What is on most menus of a Mexican Restaraunt?
Beans, beans and more beans.
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If you could "put an end to" one of your bad habits by simply not driving your car for 3 months would you do it?
No sorry i gotta work
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Is it wrong that I beat my dick while working my shift at McDonalds.
All Employees Must Wash Hands Before Returning to Work.
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Have you ever made home made root beer?
No but i like to drink root beer at home, minus the root.
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Would you watch a movie that centered around a dog's ghost trying to help its owners beyond the grave?
Me personnaly no. but there are people out there that will.
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What was the worst thing you did as a teenager?
deceive my parents
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What do you do when someone gets on your nerves?
I just simply remove them for my nerve
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Do you often cry?
No way man, i aint no cry baby.
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You been charged with being an AB addict. How do you plead?
I plead the 5th
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Have you ever had sex in the river?
No, but i had sex in a van down by the river.
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You are out on a first date (men) and you forget your wallet, what would you do? Women what do you do knowing he can't pay?
Tell her the bill has been paid already and leave the restruant quickly.
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Do you feel patriotic?
Yes always.
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Are you happier now than you were in your high school years?
yes, just wish i knew then what i know now.
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Ever put one of these in your butt?
Why would i want to do that for.
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On a scale 1-10 how normal would you say your family is? 10 being completely normal..?
my family is different, i would have to say 4.
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How come there will never be a cure for aids?
Because there is to much money in researching. Same with cancer.
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What is the saddest song you have ever heard?
Dont Take the Girl, but i cant remember who sings it
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What do you do in a snowstorm?
Well if your inside then you should stay inside. If you get caught out in it try to find some shelter, even if its just under a tree. If the snow starts to get deep the you could use the bottom branches of the tree as cover, you should keep the area around the tree clear of snow so when it does builds up you have a small hideout around the tree.
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Tea Drinkers - do you use a Teapot...?
no, i use the microwave.
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How long does marijuana stay in your system?
Around 30 days depending on how much you smoke.
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I've had 2 goldfish for the past few months and have always used purified water. I invested in a larger tank for them & used tap water (w/ conditioner) and within hours of introducing them to the new tank they both died. Can goldfi
You should of put some of the old water in with the new water, you prbably shocked them by introducing them to a new environment to quickly.
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How long or short was your hair while you were under 8 yrs old?
Shaved all the way or mohawk.
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What are your favorite coffee ingredients?
sugar, and sometimes some cocoa
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What size steak do you usually order and what's your favorite type?
16-22 oz serloin, med rare
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Do women bruise mor easily than men?
Yeah, because theyre wimps.
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What can you do to make yourself sneeze when you try and you can't?
Look up in the suns direction.
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Do u remember ever your first boyfriend or girlfriend?
Yes her name was julie, i dont remember her last name though we were in kindergarten.
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I just got a raise! who's happy for me and who's jealous? :D
So when are you gonna take me to dinner?
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What can i clean my elbow with
Scrub it with a brillo pad and bleach.
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If u catch ur boyfriend/girlfriend cheating on you, what would you say/do?
I would say good bye and move on.
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Whats the worst thing you can say during or after sex?
Tell her she kisses like her mom.
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Can you crack an egg without your hands and without dropping it?
I would use my head
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What is something you would find in and around a "camping ground"?
Me passed out next to the fire surrounded by empty beer cans.
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What is your best 'Put Down' phrase without swearing...?
I know you are, but what am I?
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What would your porn star name be? take the name of your first pet and the name of the first street you lived on then put them together. I'm Lady Ohio. :)
Brandy 46.
I dont think ill sell alot of movies with that name.
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What kind of foods would show up a positive for marijuana in a urine test?
Wheat, tomatos, oregano, onions, milk, peanutbutter and jelly sandwiches, gummy bears, kit kats and funions.
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Which fast food restaurant do you think has the best overall menu?
Subway
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Did you ever play with the Ouija board?
Stay away
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(Only for those who SUPPORT Conan O'Brien) What is your favourite thing about him?
His hair and string dance
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What will you be doing during the zombie invasion?
Probably working
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I'm going out for ice cream soon. What should I get?
Chunky Monkey
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Are you comfortable with love?
Will you walk hand in hand with your lover?
I certaintly hope so.
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Ash Wednesday...Did you eat meat? Did you attend mass?
No and yes
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May all who enter your home leave as "what"?
Drunken idiots
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Irs took money from me why?
Because they can
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Do you have a safe?
Nope
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What word in the Englsh Language is prounounced wrong and spelled wrong most often?
English apparently
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Mayo on a burger - yay or nay?
just alittle
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What drink would you accompany with a cigar ? :)
Crown Royal iced.
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What's the general feeling about well-intentioned, inoffensive humourous answers? Obviously they can be inappropriate to serious questions about serious issues, but what's the etiquette here? (I'm new.)
Not really one, just try not to offend anyone and respect everyones answer.
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Do I have a weird bellybutton? http://img34.picoodle.com/img/img34/3/2/25/f_IMG1336m_9041581.jpg
Yes, it called an outie
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Is a woman sexier naked or in expensive lingerie?
Naked.
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So what do you guys think about Osama Bin Laden? that guy's a douche, huh?
I think his beard is kool, and living in caves kicks ass.
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What is something "smushy"?
Bugs are smushy
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What was your favorite elective in high school/middle school
J.R.O.T.C.
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I'm a 14 year old girl. i really want to join the Army when i am old enough. could someone tell me positives and negeatives of joining (if there are any)? and definately tell me what to expect.
It would depend on your MOS, first thing you will go through basic trainning (6 weeks), then you will go to school if needed by you MOS, or you will be assigned to a base depending on where your unit is. There you will carry on with life just like everyone else. Waking up early to do PT, then getting to your job or trainning. You may have to go over seas for awhile. Or go to war.
The good...
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What animals mate for life?
Seahorse
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Do you ever actually make the food you see on cooking shows?
Not exactlly, i usually watch them for ideas.
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What happened to "Ugly Betty"?
Who cares?
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Why do cops act as if you owe them respect, just because they DECIDED to put their life at risk? But are disrespectful to you?
Because the also deside if you go to jail or not.
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Which one do you like?? 10 years old boy or girl?? Both is fine.. Gimme the reason and your gender
<------- come here i got something for you.
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Whats a good comeback for "wow your cool"
"Like the other side of the pillow"
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How often do women date younger men?
My gf is 14 yrs older than me.
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Do you think I'm crazy to pack my bags and leave Michigan for NYC with little money? I'm thinking about renting a room and just getting out there already. I'm gonna be 28 in June and I'm not getting any younger.
Just make sure you will have enough money, you dont want to run out.
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What's wrong with me? i'm constantly thinking about murdering my husband.
Your in a relationship you need to get out of.
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What's the best thing that has happened to u in the past 48 hrs.?
My brother got in town.
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Is there anything in this world that you would consider "cheap?" What is it?
Im pretty cheap
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Besides yourself, who was the last person you saw naked?
I have exray vision so i see everyone naked, and believe me you dont wanna see everyone naked.
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How good is Eye Laser Surgery? I'm considering the option because I don't like wearing glasses or contacts.
My father got it done, says its great
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If you cut off a glow worm's tail would it be delighted?
I think it would be dead
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What is any word, phrase or name containing the word "great"?
When you say DueceGod, you think of greatness.
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How do you feel about the next day?
Needs to hurry up
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What scares you the most?
Failing
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How do i change heater core on 2000 chevy 1500 pickup
WOW, what a pain in the ass, youll have to take the whole dash out.
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Why is it that thinking philosophically can make me feel depressed at times? Does anyone else feel this way, and what do you do about it?
Stop thinking like that.
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Goodnight..im going to bed. Do you plan to be on much longer?
About 1 1/2 hrs and im off for my weekend! YEAH!
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If a robber tried to rob a dance club and ran in and yelled "Everybody get down!" Would they start dancing?
Maybe, till he pulled out a gun.
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What's the most fun board game you've ever played?
Man, i never played a really fun board game, I like playing cards.
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Do we get less severe mood swings as we get older? Sometimes I can feel elated but most of the time I feel down and hopeless.
Yes, cuz you learn that this life is pointless.
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If you could have a combination of any three superpowers what would they be?
Flight, invisability, breath under water.
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What is a name of any part of the engine in your vehicle?
Gaskets
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What are 3 very visible things in your neighborhood? (Mine is 16dogs at one house, 5 cars at the same house (only 2 work), and multiple 12 packs of beer carried into the house each day)
Cars driving on the HWY, Norad, The Broadmoor Hotel, Ft Carson, Pikes Peak.
Just to name a few.
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Do people really get happier on average as they get older?
Yes, cuz they are closer to leaving this hell hole.
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What does your wardrobe say about you?
I havent bought a new outfit in a long time.
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What is something your lawyer might ask you to bring with you to his/her office?
Retainner fee
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PLEASE HELP. psychology question? a decline in reponding with prolonged or continuous stimulation is called a. transduction b. adaption c. sensing d. experiencing
B. Adaption
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How much are we really worth?
Not worth the flesh were printed on.
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Are you more concerned about losing your hair or losing your teeth?
I really would want to lose my teeth. My hair doesnt matter cuz i shave my head anyways.
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Is it really not what you know but who you know?
It really helps out.
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What is your biggest fear in a social or public place?
I gotta take a bad dump and there is no bathrooms around, just dirty sh*ty porto-johns.
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Do you feel that you are Spoiled...?
Nah, i dont feel spoiled at all, everything i have is all i need. For now.
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I am really struggling tonight to "hang on" to something. Can someone help give me a reason to "hang on" for just today? I said I would NOT admit when I needed help again because of some rude comments to me but I need help.
Whats wrong Scrappy?
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Describe an Indian Palace in your mind...?
*Thinking* Ok, now what
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What is difference between Westing time and time pass?
How do you west time?
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A really good friend of mine (who i also really like) has been out from school for a week really sick. any ideas on how i can maybe let her know im thinking about her?
Stop by with some flowers and a card.
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Why is bush stupid
Must not be to stupid, we voted him in to two terms.
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Now that both President Bushes are the Former President Bushes, how will either of them be referred to individually?
Young bush and old bush
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WHAT IS WALMART PRIMERY PRODUCT IT SELLS?
Souls
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What would Gordon Ramsay have to say if he ate dinner at your house...? :D
Well if he comes to my house expecting me to cook like a Pro. Chef hes gotta big suprise in store for him.
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I run too fast. What Am I?
Someone i cant catch. Hope you can out run a bullet.
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Who would be the last person you expected to knock on your Door right now...?
Osama Bin Ladin
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Doesn't it seem when a letter or email begins with "Dear Friend", ironically it's from someone out to screw you?
Yeah, Im always like,"Who the f*ck are you? Im not your friend."
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Can you discribe your Grandpa in one word?
Dead.
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Number 13. Lucky or unlucky number?
It would depend on your own beliefs.
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Your views?Husband shouting at wife in public?
Not really my buisness until he gets out of control, then i might have to say something.
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Where do the art classes find the models they use to pose for the students?
Down at the local nude model store.
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Name something really boring that you could make very sexy. (i.e. cleaning windows, checking the mail....)
Imma dude, nothing i do looks sexy.
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What helps you stop thinking about the "meaning of life" issue?
Weed, sex and beer.
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What does Buddhism say about same-sex relations?
Probably the same as any other religion
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I'm a homosexual male, and because of this, the Red Cross wouldn't let me give me blood. Does this sound wrong to you?
How did they find out you were gay?
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Are you academically-oriented or entertainment-oriented?
I love money
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Is Chris Brown's career over?
I hope so. I also hope he goes to jail and get ass raped.
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If Obama wanted to make a real change why hasn't he brought all our troops home?
Cuz its just not that easy
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How long does it take it you take to pitch a tent?
Hmmm, how should i answer this?
Ok, in my pants less than a second, lol.
A tent for camping?... Less than a second. LOL!
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I have a pair of shoes that, the older they get the better they feel. What is something else that gets better with age or time?
Heartbreak
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What should you not do when staying at your inlaws?
Offer to have a three some with mother inlaw and daughter.
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Okay, so my friend, a girl, is 15, a freshman in high school. well she met a guy over the summer that is 23 and they fell in love and i can see they are totally happy together and they're going to be together for a long time. do you think this is wrong?
What the hell does a 23 yr old want with a 15 yr old. I dont see them being together long.
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What is something that is "stretchy" or can be "stretched"?
Skin.
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Would you visit an adult themed Amusement Park if it was called Bush Gardens?
Hell yeah. In fact i would love to work there.
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Heath Ledger just won an Oscar. Comments?
Good for him.
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Why is it, everyone is so friendly in the BDSM category but they frown upon the idea of cutting? It's acceptable if my partner hurts me, but not acceptable if I hurt me? What if I do both for the same reasons? I enjoy pain.
It might be because of blood being drawn, but if its what you like and you do it safely, then go for it.
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Would you rather be stupid or poor?
I would rather stay right where im at. Niether stupid nor poor.
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What is the stupidest thing you've ever done
Got kicked out of high school for selling drugs
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Can anyone explain more about the 2012 "tragity" thats going to happen?
There is zero scientific evidence that anything will happen, but there are numerous things that could easily threaten the human species in the year 2012, such as a geomagnetic reversal, asteroid strike or supernova. Or soemthing more intimate, like a flu pandemic, or a nuclear war.
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I hate girls n boys who make relation before marriage or after marriage.am i sick?(i m not against love or sex in husband-wife)
You worry about other people to much, just live your life.
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I love my husband, but lately we fight so much that I'm happier when I miss him than I am when he's actually around. Is this normal, or is our marriage in trouble?
I since trouble
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What is it that you can't stop thinking of?
How sexy and beautiful Tillitlikeitis is.
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Can you figure out WTF is going on in this picture? I sure as hell can't!!
IDK, but its kind of a turn on.
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Anyone afraid to pay their debt?
i have no debt
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Do you pronounce the word tomato like toe-mate-oh or toe-mot-toe?
i say toe-mate-rrr
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What will the Lord do when he comes again?
Take alook around then leave.
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Where was your favorite "make out" spot when you were in high school?
the back of the bus.
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How can you make a guy want you?
Spred your legs.
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What is your favorite line from the movie Dumb and Dumber?
i desperatly want to make love to a school boy.
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What is the one thing you are BEST at?
Poker
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Do live in a quiet neighbourhood?
Yup, it pretty quiet.
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Your teenage son/daughter comes home from school and tells you that they are gay. What do you say? What do you do? How do you feel about this?
id be like, when did you diside this?
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Do you use a kettle or microwave for your tea?
I dont own a kettle, but if i did i would use it. Right now i use the coffe maker or microwave.
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A lot of girls call me cute....is that a good thing or bad thing from these pictures? http://s402.photobucket.com/albums/pp110/SALTandBURN67/?action=view¤t=1235343758.jpg http://s402.photobucket.com/albums/pp110/SALTandBURN67/?action=view¤t=12
Put links as answer
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Have you seen anything stupider!?
The thing is, there are people out there that think like this.
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Penelope Cruz won best supporting actress at the Oscars - your comments?
Shes hot
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What's the best 80's Movie Ever-Made?
Alien, Aliens
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You know how guys always go for the popular/outgoing girls?I think that goth and emo girls are more attractive then all the other girls.Am I weird for thinking that?
Everyone has theyre own taste.
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Why does my husband drink but then lie about it?
Maybe he know hes an alcoholic and is ashamed to let you know.
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How can i stop making fun of fat people when i go to the gym?
Just say to yourself, "Atleast theyre doing something about it."
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If you had the chance and knew that no one would ever know - would you read someone's diary? Why/Why not?
Why would i want to do that? Im not a teenager. But if i had a kid i would. May seem wrong but you gotta know what your kid is up to.
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I love it when a woman puts her bare feet on my belly. Is there any women who would do this for me? I know it sounds weird but i love the feeling of a womans bare soles on my bare belly. Im a normal guy this is the only weird thing about me.
Sure, we know you really mean IN your belly.
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Do you think you could be happier with a different job?
YES YES YES!
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What are the main causes for conflicts, discords and wars in our world?
Religion.
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Would you want to know thw date that you are supposed to die, or just keep on living without a clue?
Go ahead tell me.
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Would you rather have to eat like 5 gallons of kimchee(spicy cabbage) or one spoonful of rotton mayo?
I love kimchee. But five gallons?
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In treating my son with garlic under his foot, he got blistered. How may i treat those blisters?
Stop putting garlic on his foot.
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What is a good home remedy for limp dick?
Pour Tabasco sauce on you penis, it should help.
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When growing up who was your favorite monster: Dracula, Frankenstein or The Creature From The Black Lagoon?
I really liked that movie, Creature from the Black Lagoon. I actually went to Silver Springs in Florida where they filmed it. The water is so crystal clear you can see all the way to the bottom and see the fish swimming around. They even put real mermaids in the water for the tourist. I also got to swim with a Manatee, it was cool.
But my favorite monster would have to be the one from...
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What are the odds tha you could be pregnent if it is ur secondtimehaving sex and it wasunprotected and hedid cum inyou and sex wasbout halfan hour and you havnt had ur period forabout 2months and you are 15
Only take one little dude to get through and the making of human life begans. Go get a test. Next time use a damn condom.
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Why can't 65% of all Americans find where England is on the map, while 94% know who Paris Hilton is?
Because Paris is in the spot light all the time, England isnt.
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Who is your favorite president and why?
George Washington.
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What sport is most dangerous, in terms of number and severity of injuries sustained?
Russian Rollette
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Name something you can put back together
Nuclear Reactor
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Throughout the day on different times my face feels very warm then hot and my face getts very red for a few moments then goes away.
Leprosy
The infection is characterized by abnormal changes of the skin. These changes, called lesions, are at first flat and red. Upon enlarging, they have irregular shapes and a characteristic appearance. The lesions are typically darker in color around the edges with discolored pale centers. Because the organism grows best at lower temperatures the leprosy bacillus has a preference for the...
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Help me i have a problem my toe is purple on the tip a bunch of dieing skin and this yellow gunk keeps growing on it i really need help what is it!
Leprosy
The infection is characterized by abnormal changes of the skin. These changes, called lesions, are at first flat and red. Upon enlarging, they have irregular shapes and a characteristic appearance. The lesions are typically darker in color around the edges with discolored pale centers. Because the organism grows best at lower temperatures the leprosy bacillus has a preference for the...
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What is your most favorite thing about America? And what is the least?
MOST: I love the rights and freedoms the Constitution of the United States gives us.
LEAST: People who bad mouth our Country/Government and have no idea what the hell theyre talking about.
IF YOU DONT LIKE IT HERE, THEN LEAVE.
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I want to live in the city. I've been a Midwestern suburban chick my full 27 years. Where's a good place to go on a moderate salary w/ no kids?
Colorado Springs is nice.
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What can I do to make my vagina smell and taste better for my man?
Wash yourself.
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Are you a fag?
No, but i smoke them.
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My bf got drunk and accused me of using him for sex, which isn't true! What should I do?
Stop giving it to him, then lets see what he says.
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Ma mama named me Sasquatch because her addiction to Big Foot. Whatever shall i do? i get made fun of in skoo awwl da time. i's hardly educatid cuz i dnt like ta go ta skoo cuz people be laffin help meeeeeeeeeeee
Kill your mom and change your name. Or you can accept your are Sasquatch and go live in the forest.
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I just ordered eggrolls and the guy forgot to give me dipping sauce. Don't you hate it when that happens?
What kind of dipping sauce do you use for egg rolls?
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I texted this girl I liked but she said she was at a party, so I told her just to text me when ever she left if she wanted to talk or what ever, and she said, Yea, I will, and she never did.
Its not the end of the world, maybe she just forgot when she came to my house.
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Ok... a lot of us on here need a vacation. Our bags are packed and we are out of here. Where are we going?
Europe, then we can go anywhere from there.
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I like ________ when i feel _______ (i dont want raunchy answers k)
I like food when i feel hungery.
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Who's a better American than Fred Rogers?
My brother who just got back from his 3rd tour in Iraq.
My father who is a retired firefight of 30 yrs.
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What happens when your in a relationship, and the guy your with doesn't have the best reputation and you don't know if you can trust him?
No trust= No relation
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Who would win in a cock sucking contest, your mom or your sister
Grandma was the best at it.
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Hello i like this one girl, ive seen her looking at me and ive noticed her older sister looking at me too around school.could she be intrested in me?
Hi, hows it goin? Well if you ever get a chance talk to her sister and try to find out.
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How many vowels and how many consenants are in your username? Spell your username backwards.
3 vowels 3 cons. doGeceuD.
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Sweet _____. What goes in the blank?
Chibba
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How would you react if some one randomly came up to you and kissed you on the cheek and ran off?
I would be confused.
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What does a tranquiliser do?
F*cks you up.
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Safety _____. What?
Is over rated
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Why did you join answerbag?
To pass time at work
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Is Raul Castro the change that we have been looking for?
Nope, some say he will be worse.
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Do you like the smell of puppy breath?
No way
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Do you like the smell of leather?
Only when its not wet
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My roommate leaves his little dungeon and dragon figurines on the living room floor even after I tell him to pick them up or he will lose them for good. I think i have given him enough warning. I want to just stomp on them with my cowboy boots. Should I?
If you do he might tell mommy, then youll be in BIG trouble
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How many syllables are in "Amelia?"
four
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Ok the last 2 girls I've dated and currently dating have insane dads. Is there any reason why I keep picking girls to go out with like that?
Where do you live?
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Would a Mini car be too small of car for you or just right?
I would love to have one.
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A boy told my friend he cared for me, and he found out she told me ... now he doesn't talk to me ... what does that mean?
Hes wants you to approach him, he knew your friend was gonna tell you.
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I really like this girl, we have been friends for a long time (over 4 years) , I asked her out before (twice) and she still wants to just be friends, but she still always wants me to be around cuz we have fun together. I'm stru
Just be friends, if its meant to be then it will happen
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What do you expect your husband/wife would do to you in the morning when you wake up?
Give me a BJ
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When did victimizing another become cool?
Since the begining of man. Its just not cool though.
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I'm fourteen, and 5 foot 2, is it possible to make me stop growing if I do a lot of hard gymnastics? Because I want to be a really good gymnast, and most great gymnasts are short.
Just keep working at it youll fit right in. 5'2" is still short.
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What do you prefer for a partner? American, Asian or others
Asian
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What's your proudest boast.?
Im a good poker player.
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What type of attitude problem do you have?
I hate being told what to do by people who think they have the authority to. I just tell them to go f*ck off.
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I passed every part on the ged except the math part is there a way to pass that section?
Yup, i did the same thing, all you have to do is take that section over. But you will need to study. Go to the library and check out the GED book. Remeber when you take the test and your unsure of and answer always go with B or C.
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How many years have you known your longest friend?
Close to 20 yrs now
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Did you know Andy Griffith was awarded Metal Of Honor? How do you feel about him receiving the highest military decoration awarded by the U.S. Government for simply bringing so much laughter and happiness to American homes?
I think its a slap in the face to the real military men who risked there live and were handed such an award
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What is the greatest thing that happened to you?
My parents had sex.
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Is George W. Bush planning to flee the country?
He is not going anywhere, he has committed no crime.
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Would you kill someone that is having a relationship with your partner?
As much as i would want to, spending the rest of my life in prison for some slut doesnt sound like a good plan.
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What should i do if wife is angry?
Leave her be.
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Do you like Squash, what is your favorite Squash? mine is butternut
Mines the bug under my shoe
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I dont own a laptop/computer, i think it's over rated... what can i do on a computer that i can't do with out one?
All the free porn you want.
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. My cousin's boyfriend: Takes her to really fancy places to eat, opens the door for her, always remembers her birthday, respects her, beats people up for being mean to her, and love her. Yet she still wants more. Is it just me or is she spoiled? She's 19
Shes to young, she doesnt know what she wants yet.
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Why are atheists so unhappy?
Cuz theyre surrounded by a bunch of dumbasses.
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What is the most perfect feature of your bf/gf?
All the imperfections
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What's a good excuse to put off exercising today?
Your to drunk
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Who currently has the sexiest avitar?
<----- if that aint sexy, idk what is.
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What would you do if you got a stiffy at a public place?store, school,CHURCH,ect
Reposition it so its not so noticable
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Is it better to date a pretty boy and be happy in bed or to date a fat, nasty dude and have your bills paid?
How about paying your own bills.
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How Can I Erase Bad Credit?
Pay your bills
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Who is your next hook up?
Hopefully Tellitlikeitis.
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If your turned on by a transexual (male to female) but not at all by just a man what does that make a person?
Makes you the Devil
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If going on vacation with friends, should we pool our funds together to cover costs or keep everything separate?
Separate
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Can you live without your computer?
yup.
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Do you think glasses can look sexy on a woman? I'm a paralegal with 20/20 vision who is considering them just for fun.
Yup, gives that sexy proffesional women look.
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What should you do if you feel like your partner is cheating on you?
Try to find hard evidence before jumping to conclusions.
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Co-signed a car with my ex boyfriend. He left over a year ago, has the car, never registered it(!!), and stopped making payments on it. I paid it off, title is in both our names. How the hell do I get my name off this vehicle? He won't communicate-
Summon him to small claims court. If i were you id try to get the car.
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Who do you think is the biggest disgrace to your race?
No one person can represent an intire race.
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Which Natural Disaster Are You?
This one.
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Why are you not out partying right now?
Cuz i gotta work
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I'm listening to Neil Young song, "Please take my advice" what would be your best advice for your s/o?
I like my steak med rare, and my beer cold.
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Are you boycotting Chris Brown?
That kid is done.
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Which Greek god/goddess are you?
Zeus
Supreme Greek god and head of the Greek pantheon. In addition Zeus functioned as a sky god or weather god, and as a god of justice and freedom. Son of the Titans Kronos and Rhea. Consort of Hera. His cult probably dates back to the Mycenean and Minoan civilizations. According to Homer, he lived on Mt. Olympus in Thessaly, where he gathered the other gods under his dominion.After his...
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