Answerbag: HEYTHERE's answers

Answer to Romney has a great life. Could he secretly not want to be prez? Could he have been railroaded into it and wants out? Is Trump his out?

Tue, 29 May 2012 15:55:51 -0700

Romney has a great life. Could he secretly not want to be prez? Could he have been railroaded into it and wants out? Is Trump his out?

Romney actually has much more of a desire to put the presidency back into the president than Obama has. As many people know, Obama holds the office to take advantage of the perks and privileges. His term in office is nothing more than promoting himself and campaigning for his second term. ...

Answer to Where is your head at?

Tue, 29 May 2012 15:23:59 -0700

Where is your head at?

It's in my neck of the woods.

Answer to was henry VIII right by divorcing his first wife because she couldn't produce a son

Tue, 29 May 2012 15:21:29 -0700

was henry VIII right by divorcing his first wife because she couldn't produce a son

The king's laws ruled. Henry was considered an attractive, educated and accomplished king in his prime and has a reputation as "one of the most charismatic rulers to sit on the English throne". Besides ruling with absolute power, he also engaged himself as an author and composer. His desire to...

Answer to How long are your naps?

Tue, 29 May 2012 15:06:24 -0700

How long are your naps?

As long as my night sleeps... a couple hours.

Answer to Have you ever lost all your money gambling then exclaimed, "My baby's milk money!?"

Tue, 29 May 2012 15:04:51 -0700

Have you ever lost all your money gambling then exclaimed, "My baby's milk money!?"

At least the gambling didn't get to the point of exclaiming, "My baby!?"

Answer to Why is it so hard for people to find there life purpose?

Sun, 27 May 2012 17:53:33 -0700

Why is it so hard for people to find there life purpose?

Because many people look from within instead of without-- and they make life about themselves instead of about others.

Answer to Has Answerbag been on a decline this 2012?

Sun, 27 May 2012 17:51:41 -0700

Has Answerbag been on a decline this 2012?

If it is, everyone is to blame.

Answer to Are you trying to make a name for yourself?

Sun, 27 May 2012 17:49:54 -0700

Are you trying to make a name for yourself?

No, I'm not into name calling.

Answer to What are the keys to the quality of life?

Sun, 27 May 2012 17:49:01 -0700

What are the keys to the quality of life?

Not making it about you.

Answer to Who is coming _____________?

Sun, 27 May 2012 17:48:25 -0700

Who is coming _____________?

to town

Answer to We felt good about the beautiful sweater.

Sun, 27 May 2012 17:46:16 -0700

We felt good about the beautiful sweater.

Are you sure you didn't question it?

Answer to Respect my ___?

Sun, 27 May 2012 17:45:14 -0700

Respect my ___?

everyone

Answer to Does know that God is always watching make you uncomfortable at certain times?

Sun, 27 May 2012 17:44:20 -0700

Does know that God is always watching make you uncomfortable at certain times?

No, because I know He's watching my heart.

Answer to If your partner or spouse confided in you and told you that they have had over 300 sexual partners. Would you view them differently now?

Sun, 27 May 2012 17:39:27 -0700

If your partner or spouse confided in you and told you that they have had over 300 sexual partners. Would you view them differently now?

Of course... I'm only human. A partner with some self-respect is a prerequisite for me--not the lack of.

Answer to Lets all raise ____________?

Sun, 27 May 2012 17:35:29 -0700

Lets all raise ____________?

the bar

Answer to What's something that disgusts you?

Sun, 27 May 2012 17:33:14 -0700

What's something that disgusts you?

Tolerance for liars and cheaters.

Answer to What's those goodies you're carrying in the bag?

Sun, 27 May 2012 17:31:54 -0700

What's those goodies you're carrying in the bag?

How do you know they are goodies?

Answer to Should teachers be allowed to lead a school prayer in public schools? Why or why not?

Sun, 27 May 2012 17:29:39 -0700

Should teachers be allowed to lead a school prayer in public schools? Why or why not?

Of course. Prayer was an integral part of the very first school.

Answer to I'm a member of the __________Club?

Sun, 27 May 2012 16:06:09 -0700

I'm a member of the __________Club?

work club (I can sit and watch it for hours)

Answer to Guys: Whats the first thing that comes to your mind if your gf of a few months looks you in the eyes and says I love you for the first time?

Sun, 27 May 2012 16:04:39 -0700

Guys: Whats the first thing that comes to your mind if your gf of a few months looks you in the eyes and says I love you for the first time?

I ask myself if the following month will be the first time she talks marriage?

Answer to What kind of sound does your doorbell make? a ding dong or a tune?

Sun, 27 May 2012 16:01:50 -0700

What kind of sound does your doorbell make? a ding dong or a tune?

ding dong

Answer to If we had a blind date ( even as women for lunch) how would I recognise you ?By what?

Sun, 27 May 2012 15:41:43 -0700

If we had a blind date ( even as women for lunch) how would I recognise you ?By what?

I'd be the only customer in the restaurant since I leased it just for our date.

Answer to Have you ever referred to yourself in the third person? Or know anybody who has?

Sun, 27 May 2012 15:37:05 -0700

Have you ever referred to yourself in the third person? Or know anybody who has?

It felt like I was receiving 3rd hand information.

Answer to Can you tell when someone is undressing you with their eyes?

Sun, 27 May 2012 15:35:14 -0700

Can you tell when someone is undressing you with their eyes?

Yes, when I become in the nude for love.

Answer to Are you having fun so far on this holiday Memorial weekend?

Sun, 27 May 2012 15:33:24 -0700

Are you having fun so far on this holiday Memorial weekend?

Yes, that's why I'm on answerbag.

Answer to Do robin eggs fry up as good as chicken eggs if I'm all out?

Sun, 27 May 2012 15:32:19 -0700

Do robin eggs fry up as good as chicken eggs if I'm all out?

I've heard of 'winging it', but this is ridiculous.

Answer to If you were born and raised on a secluded island with zero influence from the outside world, would you still develop a concept of 'God'?

Sun, 27 May 2012 15:30:00 -0700

If you were born and raised on a secluded island with zero influence from the outside world, would you still develop a concept of 'God'?

Either that or black magic.

Answer to My boyfriend and I are constantly getting into arguments, and the things we say are continually getting more harsh. What should I do?

Sun, 27 May 2012 15:27:56 -0700

My boyfriend and I are constantly getting into arguments, and the things we say are continually getting more harsh. What should I do?

Have conversations about the things that attracted him to you and you to him.

Answer to Sometimes Im just too tired to ____________?

Sun, 27 May 2012 15:24:39 -0700

Sometimes Im just too tired to ____________?

run a marathon

Answer to When Geronimo jumped out of a plane, did he shout "Me!"?

Sun, 27 May 2012 15:23:51 -0700

When Geronimo jumped out of a plane, did he shout "Me!"?

He yelled, "Oh Shoot!", errr I mean, "Oh Chute!"

Answer to Why does 'answerbag' staff ask questions?

Sun, 27 May 2012 15:15:10 -0700

Why does 'answerbag' staff ask questions?

To make the site seem a little more intelligent.

Answer to Was the "forbidden fruit" really a reference to a S E X thing ? just asking dont get your knickers in a twist :-)?

Sun, 27 May 2012 15:13:43 -0700

Was the "forbidden fruit" really a reference to a S E X thing ? just asking dont get your knickers in a twist :-)?

I'm not knocking your knickers.

Answer to Does classical music help increase human intelligence?

Sun, 27 May 2012 15:11:56 -0700

Does classical music help increase human intelligence?

Yes, especially when you can write a symphony.

Answer to I stand for something. Do you ? What do you stand for?

Sun, 27 May 2012 15:09:51 -0700

I stand for something. Do you ? What do you stand for?

If you don't stand for something, you'll fall for anything. I stand for humor, but I'm not a stand up comic. And I can't stand brussels sprouts.

Answer to how long can you stay away from home?

Sun, 27 May 2012 14:57:03 -0700

how long can you stay away from home?

Depends on how much is in my back pack.

Answer to Why do you have to mess with perfection?

Sun, 27 May 2012 14:55:01 -0700

Why do you have to mess with perfection?

That is man's nature.

Answer to What are you fed up with?

Sun, 27 May 2012 14:53:26 -0700

What are you fed up with?

the feds

Answer to George H. Bush promised we'd have a "kinder, gentler" America. Where is it?

Sun, 27 May 2012 14:52:52 -0700

George H. Bush promised we'd have a "kinder, gentler" America. Where is it?

Everything changed on January 20, 2009.

Answer to Why does my boyfriend stop calling me for a few days?

Sun, 27 May 2012 12:11:34 -0700

Why does my boyfriend stop calling me for a few days?

Maybe he is back in jail.

Answer to What's the dumbest thing you have cried over?

Sun, 27 May 2012 12:07:42 -0700

What's the dumbest thing you have cried over?

spilled milk

Answer to Here's some dirty money, take it or leave it?

Sun, 27 May 2012 12:07:04 -0700

Here's some dirty money, take it or leave it?

Please wash it. I like laundered money instead.

Answer to What do you need 2 confide in ME !

Sun, 27 May 2012 12:06:15 -0700

What do you need 2 confide in ME !

Because even crazy people have something to offer.

Answer to Do you get enough sleep?

Sun, 27 May 2012 11:58:40 -0700

Do you get enough sleep?

not even.

Answer to Can I get into legal trouble by posting my ex's number on craigslist to have random people mess with her?

Sun, 27 May 2012 11:58:01 -0700

Can I get into legal trouble by posting my ex's number on craigslist to have random people mess with her?

Immediately it is easy to see why you are her ex. She obviously must be saying, "GOOD RIDDANCE!"

Answer to Are you a person who "makes things happen" or just hope that they will in time?

Sun, 27 May 2012 11:53:36 -0700

Are you a person who "makes things happen" or just hope that they will in time?

Definitely both.

Answer to when was the last time you actually clapped your hands for something? what was it?

Sun, 27 May 2012 11:51:40 -0700

when was the last time you actually clapped your hands for something? what was it?

I was clapping the dirt off my hands after pulling some weeds yesterday.

Answer to whats the best thing to wash horrible tasting medicine down with? Blergh, yuck!

Sun, 27 May 2012 11:50:32 -0700

whats the best thing to wash horrible tasting medicine down with? Blergh, yuck!

sardine juice... it works everytime.

Answer to What feeling do you have right now

Sun, 27 May 2012 00:57:56 -0700

What feeling do you have right now

a sleepy feeling... I'm very sleepy..... zzzzzz

Answer to Does anybody here remember what this holiday is about?

Sun, 27 May 2012 00:57:09 -0700

Does anybody here remember what this holiday is about?

Memorial Day is when we honor our military personnel who gave their lives so we could enjoy the freedoms we enjoy today. It is the VETERAN, not the preacher, who has given us freedom of religion. It is the VETERAN, not the campus organizer, who has given us freedom to assemble. ...

Answer to What can’t you live without in life?

Sun, 27 May 2012 00:49:31 -0700

What can’t you live without in life?

knowing that there is something bigger than life itself.

Answer to so for my bf i am gettin a customized baseball jersey with his last night and fav number.. will this be a good present?or should i get more?

Sun, 27 May 2012 00:45:41 -0700

so for my bf i am gettin a customized baseball jersey with his last night and fav number.. will this be a good present?or should i get more?

sign him up for the mets too.

Answer to Have we lost our sense of humour / humor?

Sun, 27 May 2012 00:44:01 -0700

Have we lost our sense of humour / humor?

not if you add your two cents.

Answer to Is AB a drug ?

Sun, 27 May 2012 00:43:27 -0700

Is AB a drug ?

yes, but it doesn't have to be prescribed--at least according to the last findings as published in the journal of american medicine.

Answer to Would you like to kick Michael Bay in the junk for what he's doing to the Turtles?

Sun, 27 May 2012 00:41:20 -0700

Would you like to kick Michael Bay in the junk for what he's doing to the Turtles?

Michael will never be at bay until his junk is punked.

Answer to Do you ask strangers to use your camera to take your picture?

Sun, 27 May 2012 00:38:16 -0700

Do you ask strangers to use your camera to take your picture?

Only if they offer to pay me.

Answer to I am a healthy woman in love with an impotent man. What should I do?

Sun, 27 May 2012 00:37:26 -0700

I am a healthy woman in love with an impotent man. What should I do?

Is he impotent because he is the governor? Oh, sorry, I thought you said important. What you an do is get him out of politics.

Answer to Have you ever caused another person to have a permanent scar? If so, how did it happen? ~

Sun, 27 May 2012 00:33:02 -0700

Have you ever caused another person to have a permanent scar? If so, how did it happen? ~

Only when I accidently ran over him, then backed up the car over him again.

Answer to Will you stop the wedding?!

Sun, 27 May 2012 00:31:27 -0700

Will you stop the wedding?!

before the homeymoon?

Answer to What emotions do you experience when your are in this site?

Sun, 27 May 2012 00:30:23 -0700

What emotions do you experience when your are in this site?

the emotion of the ocean without the commotion.

Answer to Whats something you cant refuse on the weekend

Sun, 27 May 2012 00:28:56 -0700

Whats something you cant refuse on the weekend

R & R

Answer to How do I stop my dog eating faecal matter outside from dogs to horses?

Sun, 27 May 2012 00:28:10 -0700

How do I stop my dog eating faecal matter outside from dogs to horses?

Stop feeding him home made recipes.

Answer to When should you not apologize for something you've done?

Sun, 27 May 2012 00:26:28 -0700

When should you not apologize for something you've done?

When you are not sincere.

Answer to is it illegal to record a coworker violating company policy with your cellphone camcorder?

Sun, 27 May 2012 00:25:25 -0700

is it illegal to record a coworker violating company policy with your cellphone camcorder?

No, not if you tell the coworker that his actions are being recorded for quality assurance and training purposes.

Answer to Whats off limits?

Sun, 27 May 2012 00:23:35 -0700

Whats off limits?

that TV program... oh wait a minute, that was the outer limits. right now I'm so sleepy it feels like the twilight zone. and if the zone gets to large it becomes the twilight saga.

Answer to compare and contrast the 1900s and today

Sun, 27 May 2012 00:19:15 -0700

compare and contrast the 1900s and today

1900's- no TV 2012- TV

Answer to I'm mad at my ex for taking our kids to chuck e Cheese, what should I do?

Sun, 27 May 2012 00:17:31 -0700

I'm mad at my ex for taking our kids to chuck e Cheese, what should I do?

Next time have him buy the chuckecheese to go. Have him invite Ronald McDonald.

Answer to If you were asked to carry the olympic torch, would you accept?

Sun, 27 May 2012 00:15:15 -0700

If you were asked to carry the olympic torch, would you accept?

Not until I bought a box of cigars.

Answer to What is a candy that you can't believe anyone actually likes?

Sun, 27 May 2012 00:14:16 -0700

What is a candy that you can't believe anyone actually likes?

big jawbreakers

Answer to What's the perfect temp for you? For me it's between 60 and 70 degrees.

Sun, 27 May 2012 00:12:23 -0700

What's the perfect temp for you? For me it's between 60 and 70 degrees.

98.6

Answer to Hey! How did you know I'm on vacation?!

Sun, 27 May 2012 00:11:04 -0700

Hey! How did you know I'm on vacation?!

Because your dogs are crying for food and water.

Answer to What happened to my brain?

Sun, 27 May 2012 00:10:23 -0700

What happened to my brain?

You thought they said 'Train' when they were passing them out, so you jumped on the 4:00.

Answer to What is PHP ?

Sun, 27 May 2012 00:09:07 -0700

What is PHP ?

'Please help people', which is an organanization formed by the merging of 'Peace helps persperity' and 'Phonics history periodically'.

Answer to Are the mentally insane and religious people in the same bag?

Sun, 27 May 2012 00:05:13 -0700

Are the mentally insane and religious people in the same bag?

no, it's like liberals and metally insane in the same bag-- answerbag that is.

Answer to What constitutes aesthetic value?

Sun, 27 May 2012 00:02:19 -0700

What constitutes aesthetic value?

a building that blends in with the landscape.

Answer to Why would my soon to be husband look up adultery? On the history I saw 3 websites for hooking up and dating

Sun, 27 May 2012 00:01:48 -0700

Why would my soon to be husband look up adultery? On the history I saw 3 websites for hooking up and dating

He just wants to make sure he doesn't cross the line.

Answer to what is the best way to get a cell phone thru a metal detector without being detected

Sun, 27 May 2012 00:00:53 -0700

what is the best way to get a cell phone thru a metal detector without being detected

Have your ringtone playing something heavy metal.

Answer to What is the worst computer virus you've ever had?

Sun, 27 May 2012 00:00:10 -0700

What is the worst computer virus you've ever had?

backdoor trojan horse

Answer to what/ who do you see ae being extraordinary?

Sat, 26 May 2012 23:59:29 -0700

what/ who do you see ae being extraordinary?

tying your shoes with your eyes closed.

Answer to Have you ever met your double face-to-face? ~

Sat, 26 May 2012 23:58:24 -0700

Have you ever met your double face-to-face? ~

Yes. I was beside myself.

Answer to I noticed that .........

Sat, 26 May 2012 23:57:46 -0700

I noticed that .........

the sign said, 'Take notice."

Answer to Would you vote for a dead guy to be your country leader??

Sat, 26 May 2012 23:57:10 -0700

Would you vote for a dead guy to be your country leader??

He might do a better job.

Answer to Are you nuts? ____________ is invited to dinner at MY place?!

Sat, 26 May 2012 23:56:23 -0700

Are you nuts? ____________ is invited to dinner at MY place?!

obama

Answer to What do you think is one of the most popular ten names given to baby boys and girls for 2011?

Sat, 26 May 2012 23:54:42 -0700

What do you think is one of the most popular ten names given to baby boys and girls for 2011?

kid

Answer to everybody wants____________?

Sat, 26 May 2012 23:54:00 -0700

everybody wants____________?

a you know what

Answer to Why are you so tight?

Sat, 26 May 2012 23:52:59 -0700

Why are you so tight?

Because my wallet won't open.

Answer to Do you know anyone who wears an eyepatch just to try and "look cool", not because of an eye injury? ~

Sat, 26 May 2012 23:51:15 -0700

Do you know anyone who wears an eyepatch just to try and "look cool", not because of an eye injury? ~

Yes, but they had true grit.

Answer to How many red wines does it take to change a light bolb ?

Sat, 26 May 2012 23:50:40 -0700

How many red wines does it take to change a light bolb ?

Don't wine when changing a light bulb-- just change it without complaint. Would you like cheese with that whine?

Answer to Was MTV around when you were a kid?

Sat, 26 May 2012 23:48:09 -0700

Was MTV around when you were a kid?

Yes, but it was all music videos.

Answer to How do you keep burglars away?

Sat, 26 May 2012 23:47:13 -0700

How do you keep burglars away?

use Crest with floride.

Answer to How long have you had memory loss?

Sat, 26 May 2012 23:43:28 -0700

How long have you had memory loss?

As long as I can remember.

Answer to What does rain make you think of?

Sat, 26 May 2012 21:35:46 -0700

What does rain make you think of?

Washed air and landscape.

Answer to Are you CRAZY ?:-)

Sat, 26 May 2012 21:34:23 -0700

Are you CRAZY ?:-)

But of course. I wouldn't have it any other way.

Answer to What does it mean to be saved? When were you saved? What happens after that?

Sat, 26 May 2012 21:29:45 -0700

What does it mean to be saved? When were you saved? What happens after that?

'Saved' simply means you have put your old life behind and now have a new life in Jesus Christ. That is also the definition of being 'born again'. It means you trust Jesus Christ as Lord and Savior and have accepted His free gift of salvation and a home in Heaven.

Answer to Is a person called a thief only when he is caught?

Fri, 25 May 2012 15:48:52 -0700

Is a person called a thief only when he is caught?

It takes evidence to call somone a thief.

Answer to What will you do with the skeleton in your closet?

Fri, 25 May 2012 15:46:31 -0700

What will you do with the skeleton in your closet?

Have it work the midnight shift with the skeleton crew.

Answer to What does a butterfly whisper to a flower ?

Fri, 25 May 2012 15:43:55 -0700

What does a butterfly whisper to a flower ?

"You are wild and I am free."

Answer to I want to take some chocolate wedding favors on the plane. How do I pack it so it doesn't melt or get confiscated?

Fri, 25 May 2012 15:41:35 -0700

I want to take some chocolate wedding favors on the plane. How do I pack it so it doesn't melt or get confiscated?

Pack it in a fake labtop.

Answer to Whats in your toolbox?

Fri, 25 May 2012 14:20:05 -0700

Whats in your toolbox?

my tent and sleeping bag.

Answer to Ok I'll admit it I used to love____________?

Fri, 25 May 2012 14:13:21 -0700

Ok I'll admit it I used to love____________?

my ex girlfriend... and maybe I secretly still do, but it could never be the same again.

Answer to What would the world be like if we were all judged by our star signs?

Fri, 25 May 2012 14:10:01 -0700

What would the world be like if we were all judged by our star signs?

I'm a Scorpio too, however I don't shoot for the stars, I shoot for the one who created the stars. Why sell yourself short?