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Romney has a great life. Could he secretly not want to be prez? Could he have been railroaded into it and wants out? Is Trump his out? Romney actually has much more of a desire to put the presidency back into the president than Obama has. As many people know, Obama holds the office to take advantage of the perks and privileges. His term in office is nothing more than promoting himself and campaigning for his second term. Unlike Obama, Romney actually wants to seek viable solutions to the current economic kaos. And...

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Where is your head at? It's in my neck of the woods.

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was henry VIII right by divorcing his first wife because she couldn't produce a son The king's laws ruled. Henry was considered an attractive, educated and accomplished king in his prime and has a reputation as "one of the most charismatic rulers to sit on the English throne". Besides ruling with absolute power, he also engaged himself as an author and composer. His desire to provide England with a male heir—which stemmed partly from personal vanity and partly because he...

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How long are your naps? As long as my night sleeps... a couple hours.

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Have you ever lost all your money gambling then exclaimed, "My baby's milk money!?" At least the gambling didn't get to the point of exclaiming, "My baby!?"

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Why is it so hard for people to find there life purpose? Because many people look from within instead of without-- and they make life about themselves instead of about others.

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Has Answerbag been on a decline this 2012? If it is, everyone is to blame.

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Are you trying to make a name for yourself? No, I'm not into name calling.

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What are the keys to the quality of life? Not making it about you.

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Who is coming _____________? to town

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We felt good about the beautiful sweater. Are you sure you didn't question it?

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Respect my ___? everyone

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Does know that God is always watching make you uncomfortable at certain times? No, because I know He's watching my heart.

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If your partner or spouse confided in you and told you that they have had over 300 sexual partners. Would you view them differently now? Of course... I'm only human. A partner with some self-respect is a prerequisite for me--not the lack of.

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Lets all raise ____________? the bar

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What's something that disgusts you? Tolerance for liars and cheaters.

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What's those goodies you're carrying in the bag? How do you know they are goodies?

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Should teachers be allowed to lead a school prayer in public schools? Why or why not? Of course. Prayer was an integral part of the very first school.

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I'm a member of the __________Club? work club (I can sit and watch it for hours)

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Guys: Whats the first thing that comes to your mind if your gf of a few months looks you in the eyes and says I love you for the first time? I ask myself if the following month will be the first time she talks marriage?

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What kind of sound does your doorbell make? a ding dong or a tune? ding dong

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If we had a blind date ( even as women for lunch) how would I recognise you ?By what? I'd be the only customer in the restaurant since I leased it just for our date.

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Have you ever referred to yourself in the third person? Or know anybody who has? It felt like I was receiving 3rd hand information.

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Can you tell when someone is undressing you with their eyes? Yes, when I become in the nude for love.

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Are you having fun so far on this holiday Memorial weekend? Yes, that's why I'm on answerbag.

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Do robin eggs fry up as good as chicken eggs if I'm all out? I've heard of 'winging it', but this is ridiculous.

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If you were born and raised on a secluded island with zero influence from the outside world, would you still develop a concept of 'God'? Either that or black magic.

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My boyfriend and I are constantly getting into arguments, and the things we say are continually getting more harsh. What should I do? Have conversations about the things that attracted him to you and you to him.

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Sometimes Im just too tired to ____________? run a marathon

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When Geronimo jumped out of a plane, did he shout "Me!"? He yelled, "Oh Shoot!", errr I mean, "Oh Chute!"

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Why does 'answerbag' staff ask questions? To make the site seem a little more intelligent.

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Was the "forbidden fruit" really a reference to a S E X thing ? just asking dont get your knickers in a twist :-)? I'm not knocking your knickers.

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Does classical music help increase human intelligence? Yes, especially when you can write a symphony.

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I stand for something. Do you ? What do you stand for? If you don't stand for something, you'll fall for anything. I stand for humor, but I'm not a stand up comic. And I can't stand brussels sprouts.

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how long can you stay away from home? Depends on how much is in my back pack.

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Why do you have to mess with perfection? That is man's nature.

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What are you fed up with? the feds

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George H. Bush promised we'd have a "kinder, gentler" America. Where is it? Everything changed on January 20, 2009.

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Why does my boyfriend stop calling me for a few days? Maybe he is back in jail.

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What's the dumbest thing you have cried over? spilled milk

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Here's some dirty money, take it or leave it? Please wash it. I like laundered money instead.

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What do you need 2 confide in ME ! Because even crazy people have something to offer.

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Do you get enough sleep? not even.

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Can I get into legal trouble by posting my ex's number on craigslist to have random people mess with her? Immediately it is easy to see why you are her ex. She obviously must be saying, "GOOD RIDDANCE!"

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Are you a person who "makes things happen" or just hope that they will in time? Definitely both.

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when was the last time you actually clapped your hands for something? what was it? I was clapping the dirt off my hands after pulling some weeds yesterday.

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whats the best thing to wash horrible tasting medicine down with? Blergh, yuck! sardine juice... it works everytime.

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What feeling do you have right now a sleepy feeling... I'm very sleepy..... zzzzzz

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Does anybody here remember what this holiday is about? Memorial Day is when we honor our military personnel who gave their lives so we could enjoy the freedoms we enjoy today. It is the VETERAN, not the preacher, who has given us freedom of religion. It is the VETERAN, not the campus organizer, who has given us freedom to assemble. It is the VETERAN, not the lawyer, who has given us the right to a fair trial. It is the...

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What can’t you live without in life? knowing that there is something bigger than life itself.

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so for my bf i am gettin a customized baseball jersey with his last night and fav number.. will this be a good present?or should i get more? sign him up for the mets too.

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Have we lost our sense of humour / humor? not if you add your two cents.

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Is AB a drug ? yes, but it doesn't have to be prescribed--at least according to the last findings as published in the journal of american medicine.

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Would you like to kick Michael Bay in the junk for what he's doing to the Turtles? Michael will never be at bay until his junk is punked.

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Do you ask strangers to use your camera to take your picture? Only if they offer to pay me.

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I am a healthy woman in love with an impotent man. What should I do? Is he impotent because he is the governor? Oh, sorry, I thought you said important. What you an do is get him out of politics.

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Have you ever caused another person to have a permanent scar? If so, how did it happen? ~ Only when I accidently ran over him, then backed up the car over him again.

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Will you stop the wedding?! before the homeymoon?

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What emotions do you experience when your are in this site? the emotion of the ocean without the commotion.

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Whats something you cant refuse on the weekend R & R

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How do I stop my dog eating faecal matter outside from dogs to horses? Stop feeding him home made recipes.

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When should you not apologize for something you've done? When you are not sincere.

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is it illegal to record a coworker violating company policy with your cellphone camcorder? No, not if you tell the coworker that his actions are being recorded for quality assurance and training purposes.

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Whats off limits? that TV program... oh wait a minute, that was the outer limits. right now I'm so sleepy it feels like the twilight zone. and if the zone gets to large it becomes the twilight saga.

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compare and contrast the 1900s and today 1900's- no TV 2012- TV

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I'm mad at my ex for taking our kids to chuck e Cheese, what should I do? Next time have him buy the chuckecheese to go. Have him invite Ronald McDonald.

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If you were asked to carry the olympic torch, would you accept? Not until I bought a box of cigars.

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What is a candy that you can't believe anyone actually likes? big jawbreakers

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What's the perfect temp for you? For me it's between 60 and 70 degrees. 98.6

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Hey! How did you know I'm on vacation?! Because your dogs are crying for food and water.

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What happened to my brain? You thought they said 'Train' when they were passing them out, so you jumped on the 4:00.

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What is PHP ? 'Please help people', which is an organanization formed by the merging of 'Peace helps persperity' and 'Phonics history periodically'.

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Are the mentally insane and religious people in the same bag? no, it's like liberals and metally insane in the same bag-- answerbag that is.

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What constitutes aesthetic value? a building that blends in with the landscape.

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Why would my soon to be husband look up adultery? On the history I saw 3 websites for hooking up and dating He just wants to make sure he doesn't cross the line.

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what is the best way to get a cell phone thru a metal detector without being detected Have your ringtone playing something heavy metal.

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What is the worst computer virus you've ever had? backdoor trojan horse

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what/ who do you see ae being extraordinary? tying your shoes with your eyes closed.

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Have you ever met your double face-to-face? ~ Yes. I was beside myself.

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I noticed that ......... the sign said, 'Take notice."

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Would you vote for a dead guy to be your country leader?? He might do a better job.

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Are you nuts? ____________ is invited to dinner at MY place?! obama

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What do you think is one of the most popular ten names given to baby boys and girls for 2011? kid

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everybody wants____________? a you know what

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Why are you so tight? Because my wallet won't open.

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Do you know anyone who wears an eyepatch just to try and "look cool", not because of an eye injury? ~ Yes, but they had true grit.

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How many red wines does it take to change a light bolb ? Don't wine when changing a light bulb-- just change it without complaint. Would you like cheese with that whine?

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Was MTV around when you were a kid? Yes, but it was all music videos.

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How do you keep burglars away? use Crest with floride.

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How long have you had memory loss? As long as I can remember.

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What does rain make you think of? Washed air and landscape.

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Are you CRAZY ?:-) But of course. I wouldn't have it any other way.

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What does it mean to be saved? When were you saved? What happens after that? 'Saved' simply means you have put your old life behind and now have a new life in Jesus Christ. That is also the definition of being 'born again'. It means you trust Jesus Christ as Lord and Savior and have accepted His free gift of salvation and a home in Heaven.

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Is a person called a thief only when he is caught? It takes evidence to call somone a thief.

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What will you do with the skeleton in your closet? Have it work the midnight shift with the skeleton crew.

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What does a butterfly whisper to a flower ? "You are wild and I am free."

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I want to take some chocolate wedding favors on the plane. How do I pack it so it doesn't melt or get confiscated? Pack it in a fake labtop.

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Whats in your toolbox? my tent and sleeping bag.

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Ok I'll admit it I used to love____________? my ex girlfriend... and maybe I secretly still do, but it could never be the same again.

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What would the world be like if we were all judged by our star signs? I'm a Scorpio too, however I don't shoot for the stars, I shoot for the one who created the stars. Why sell yourself short?

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What is something you should not share with others? The part of you that only belongs to your s/o.

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Any plans after you're buried? Before I'm buried, but after my last breath, I plan on attending a well-spirited event.

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Are most arguments due to a lack of communication or a disagreement? No, most occur when emotions are allowed to rule-- instead of the truth and the facts.

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Why are you so mean? :( Are you asking those who abuse animals?

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Have you ever been terrorized by a 300 pound woman ? No, she was only jogging.

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Are you on twitter? I'm no twit.

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Are you too shy to ask your friend's mom out on a date? I might ask my friend's sister, but not the mom. Unless she wanted to chaperone.

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Was Jesus part of the carpenter's union? He was the union between man and God.

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Describe your Bathroom in one word? Full.

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Did Mark Zuckerberg marry a mail order bride? It was a male order bride.

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Do all Mormons hate unions? Not when it comes to husband and wife. They are the best. But, if you are talking labor unions, I don't like them either.

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If your parents visit you, what is the one thing that you may want to hide? my apartment :)

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Do you think Mark Zuckerbergy will take the money and move to the Cayman Islands? No, but he might buy the cayman islands.

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Don't touch my ____! proof coins

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do you remember when someone dropped an ice cube down your back? Yes, I had a melt down.

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What do you do if the girl you like is banned from seeing you? Realize that whatever I was doing before didn't work out. If I was in love, I'd talk to her parents heart-to-heart. If I wasn't really in love, I'd move on.

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Who coined the phrase "coined the phrase"? Not sure if anyone really ever made heads or tails on who actually started the phrase.

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Why do I have to log on every time at answerbag? Happens all the time with me too. However, after a couple dozen log on's, it finally kicks in and I don't have to log in anymore. But, if you ever delete your internet history for whatever reason, the whole process starts all over again.

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What is the hardest meal to prepare? the one when the cupboard is bare and the fridge is empty.

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Are you having any fun? sometimes too much... when I should be meeting other priorities.

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Don't forget: 25th of May is International Towel Day! Who's with me? Heck then, I might as well go to the gym too.

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What's the most amount of money you have found? chump change.

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Would you eat a pizza for breakfast?? been there done that.

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If i say " you will die" does it scare you? No. Death is 100% terminal for everyone. However, I don't want to die knowing that I lived just for myself, or did everything my way. That would totally suck. I want my life to count for others.

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Do you have a working dog or a lazy dog? Mine is as lazy as the come. Is your lazy dog on welfare? I realize this is a dog eat dog world, but doggone it, your dog should at least look for a job. Is it at least a good watch dog? Oh never mind, nobody wears watches anymore. Our dog is super hyper and runs from back gate to front gate all day long. Poor critter that gets in its way.

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can it hurt my female rabbit The mini dutch might have a bad hare day. Check with the local pet store for their advice or phone up a local vet.

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I was on my college campus and saw an older man pull a wedgie out of his butt. Why do men pull wedgies out of their butts in public? Maybe he was a retired rap singer.

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Guy I am dating and see alot of, he asked me out for tomarrow morning, is it good to say no, just to keep him on his toes? No, it would be better to say no if you honestly cannot go out with him. It's always better to be honest. Game playing is never recommended. If you want to keep him on his toes, take a ballet class with him.

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Why is Forever taking so long? Wait a minute and find out.

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The bride_______________? to be, or not to be...that is the question

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Want to wrestle with me :-) ? That's a question I'd have to wrestle with :)

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The couple who _______? keep their vows stay together

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Have you ever met anyone from online before? I meant someone from an online shopping site once. She liked her job more than the job she had at the mall.

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I'm 17 and I have a crush on a guy who is 24. He is attracted to me but would never actually touch me until I am 18. Can I kiss him? You can, but it will only tempt him more.

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My dog is a year old and she keeps limping, the leg keeps switching. she has been to the vet and they keep saying she's fine. Is she ok? Limping and a hard bald sore spot on the front leg? What are you doing to this poor dog? Actually, it's hard to determine what is going on without further examination. You may want to ask the staff at the local pet store or animal shelter too.

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what do you need the animal trap for?

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what do you need the animal trap for?

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what do you need the animal trap for? to put in the halls of Congress... however I need more than one trap.

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what do you need the animal trap for?

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what do you need the animal trap for?

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What bad habits have you picked up from friends and/or family? eating too much fast food.

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What was the last thing you broke ? the sound barrier.

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How will you thank me if i give you a million dollars? Declare you as a dependent.

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can people realy get beard lice? if lice and go on a head of hair it can go on a beard too.

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my boyfriend has been lying to me for seven months, what do i do????? You can't do much worse than a liar. It's time to pick up your self-esteem and dump his sorry ass. He's the last person you need right now.

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When was the last time you couldn't believe your 'luck'? When I may every single green light on the way to the freeway 2 miles away.

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What is the opposite of an artist? Occupy Chicago.

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Who texts while on the toilet? Those who can multi-task.

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Do women have groins? Only if you tell them bad humor.

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Have you ever heard a dog barking backwards? Yes when I was standing behind it.

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Should we all just dance and don't care Just don't step on any toes in the process.

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If a robot drinks water, how does that affect its insides? Well, if he drinks vitamin water he becomes robust.

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where is the rabbit hole? Something that Alice fell in and ended up in Wonderland. Good thing she was well grounded... lol.

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Have you ever lost your wallet? Yes, but luckily the crowbar was still in it.

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What is the first thing that comes to mind when i say the word "snack"? cookies

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I am a 16 year old girl. my height is around 5,5 and i weight around 116 pounds. is this a low weight for my age? Not according to guys. It's more along the line of perfect.

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Is it about time you put me on your speed dial ?? Isn't 'speed' stick the brand name for a deodorant? And isn't 'dial' the brand name of another deodorant? What are you asking here?

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Why did God make Jesus?Read description. God created hell for satan and his angels--not for humans. But, in this life there is a choice between good and evil... one or the other. If you reject Christ, you accept Satan. And besides, if someone does not acknowldege God in this life, why in the world would they want to spend eternity with Christ in heaven anyways? That is why your choices in this life determines your destiny. This...

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Its my birthday today! Wanna send me any birthday wishes? Happy b/d 2 u!!!

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Have you ever had sex with one of your spouses family members? How did it happen? Do u still do it? No, life has far too many better other alternatives. Fortunately, cheating is not an option unless your goal is to be lower than scum.

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What is the diffidence between the NAACP and the ACLU? They are both intolerant. They both have an agenda. I guess there are no differences between them.

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How can I be a better husbend? 2 magic words, "Yes dear."

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Why do chicks always want to know your feelings? Maybe you are always keeping your feelings to yourself.

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Does your B.O smell like french fries? If I said it did, it would be a french lie.

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Is there a AB bus ? Nnnn no, bu bu but th th there's a a b bus.

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I don't want to participate in prayers at the fire station. What laws help me with this? Then don't pray. Don't force your lack of faith on anybody else. They are not forcing their faith on you.

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are all cheeses processed to a degree? yes, to a point.

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If you had the power to turn your wife or girlfriend into a mannequin for a short time, would you do it? No. The credit card she uses is plastic enough.

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A 33 year Tennessee man has fathered 30 children & is asking the courts for a break on child support. Should he get it? It's either a break in child support or a break in his sanity.

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Does the weather control your mood? Only when it rains cats and dogs and I step on a poodle.

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What will you pray for to Baby Jesus tonight before you lay your head down to sleep? Jesus is no baby. He was crucified at the age of 33-- but is now very much alive. Btw, you can pray about anything and everything.

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Think your short? I know i am...4 feet 11 inches and 20 years old (girl) My friend's daughter (17 yo) is the same height but she carries her stature well. She's definitely her own person and people look up to her. She's not afraid to be herself and to speak her mind. Confidence plays a key role.

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Has the world finally left you behind because society has decided you're not worth much? How ironic... because in the end it's society that gets left behind.

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I met a musician in a famous band through a social network. We talked online and then moved to him giving me his number... Stay away from married men. There are way enough single guys out there. You are probably going for someone you cannot have because you are afraid of being rejected by a guy you could have.

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what are some bad pick up lines you have heard or used? "What was your phone number again?"

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what do you think of jumping off a plane to hang glide? i was wondering that for a loong time, and also afraid of heights the hang glider wouldn't fit through the plane exit. I'm afraid that you would only be winging it.

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You know you are drunk when ___________ . you get off the barstool.

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Girls/Guys, would you date a someone out of pity? No.

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My bags may get a very close inspection, I wonder why it is they suspect 'em. They're trying to add me to their collection.. Do you expect an anwer bag?

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Is it illegal if a stranger takes a picture of you and walks away? No, but you can charge him if wants your autograph too.

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How many strings are in your theory? Enough to prove a viable conclusion with no strings attached.

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If your bed could talk, what will it say about you? "Are you going to attend the headboard meeting?"

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I spent way too much money on my parents credit card today. I don't know what to do now that I think about it? At this point you might as well max it out.

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As cold as____________? being in the north pole on a winter's day while eating a snow scone in the blizzard without a jacket while encased inside an iceberg drinking ice cold malt liquor barefooted.

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What do you think the hardest thing about life is? getting past the, "I don't give a damn' phase.

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Pro-Life, or Pro-Choice? Prolife. There are no accidental babies--only accidental parents. And besides, the Declaration of Independence enshrines three basic rights: the rights to life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness. The right to life is the only fundamental right, from which all other rights are derived.

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Are YOU at odds with ME ? Only when I'm getting even.

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When was the last time you crossed into another universe, and was it just the next one over? I haven't even crossed the street yet.

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Do you talk to your pet? Only when it asks me a question.

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would you swim in a lake if you couldnt see the bottom? all the time.

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What is the best way to get a really fat girlfriend? Give her a wedding ring. Just kidding. To find a portly gf go to the airport. Try spending a day at obese-neyland.

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Do you really think things through when making decisions? Oh, is that the secret?

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I am allergic to ____________. swords... not only do they give me a stabbing pain in my gut, they are hard to swallow.

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what compels you to answer idiotic questions on AB? total boredom... sometimes that boredom leads to idiotic answers.

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Is there more than one empty set? yes, plus or minus.

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Will some fresh air do you good The air here is a bit too fresh. I had to slap it a few times.

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Batter gets hit in the head with his own pop up about five feet from first base, ball rolls fowl, kid keeps running. What is the ruling? TKO. Foul ball.

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i make it_____? the old fashioned way

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Is Rough head a good name for a baby It's better than hard head.

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What WAS Kurt Russel's best movie? Wyatt Earp.

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Can you complete the sentence? Stand very still, there's a _______ behind you! shadow

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How many weapons do you own? Nothing as powerful as my mouth.

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Would you ever try rock climing Yes, but I don't take it for granite.

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OMG! I've been hit with a _________________ piece of lint.

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Are YOU a cup cake it's better than being a rough tough cream puff.

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do you like people who speak their mind? depends if it's their subconcious or conscious mind.

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how long can u sit at ur desk in the same position for? until the morning break, then until the lunch break, then until the afternoon break.

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Do you ever barter? I barter when I shop trader joes

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"U.S. Postal Service to Begin Downsizing." Do you know anyone who will likely be hurt by this? Downsizing will only mean not replacing the postal workers that are retiring.

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I'm going ________, wanna come? cowabunga

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In this great world of technology, do you see teachers becoming obsolete in the future? No, the teacher's union is too powerful. And besides school teaches more than just math language history writing reading and science, it teaches interaction, sports, and recess :)

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Which side does your Cheshire cat smile on? the outside.

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Why didn't we believe Iron Man?!? because the evidence wasn't ironclad.

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Bring on the ________! cows

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Have a _________! cow

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Do you want what you cant have? No. I dislike coveting.

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How can you get him to invite you over his house more often? Buy him a box of invitations with your name and address preprinted on the envelopes.

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Buy hold or sell? All three when you are on a boat.

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What if Ab'ers took over the world? Then we wouldn't need zombies.

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__________ is a sure sign of __________ . Two blanks in one question is a sure sign of desperation.

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Why are many mental institutions haunted? Don't believe it. It's just in your head.

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What's 1 thing that every women/girl should always have in her purse? an AK-47

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Im 17 and got my 27 year old techer pregnant what should I do. Maybe you should run back to your mommy.

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Once upon a time in ___________________________ . history is now repeating itself

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What do you like to receive at night ! a good night's sleep.

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What are you going to buy me when you get your next tax return a cigarette butt.

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Do you want to continue to shop at Wal-Mart, AFTER reading this news story? I shop where I want when I want.

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Is Houston to close to New Orleans? mapquest it.

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will one hit of marijuanna show in a urine test Are you asking this question before or after your decision to take a hit?

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Many Christians pray for Help to comprehend the bible before reading but should they also pray for Help to understand all science books? No, it's not necessary to understand everything in the bible or science book. Faith has to play a role too or nothing else really matters.

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50% of straight marriges end up in divorce. Some people think gay marriage will not suffer the same fate. Do you agree? When you redefine marriage to include both natural and unnatural relationships, all statictics are out the window.

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When you carry around a picture of a girl in your wallet, is it love? Not necessarily.

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Can you by yourself make a difference on this planet? Absolutely. Everybody has something to contribute. That's why there's no two people exactly alike. Each of us are not unique for nothing.

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If a woman runs for President, will her tits bounce? Not if she has a lot of silicon.

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Are safety & loneliness good reasons to get roommates, esp if you're a female? Only if you personally know the roommates beforehand.

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Why do some over weight people wear clothes that are way too tight for their bodies Because they don't want to have a double X on their shirt tag.

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why we try so hard to please people,do you think if we don't do we will stay alone Because we live our life for others-- not for ourselves. And by doing so, the world is robbed of our uniqueness.

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Will you be back tomorrow? Tomorrow is promised to no one.

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What is the reason behind Muslim women having to be covered from head to toe? Because they are second class citizens.

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Should George Lucas be allowed to build low income housing on his property? Not without having to pay the 85% capital gains tax.

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Can you give me a GOOD reason why people should get drunk? To support your local alcohol retailer.

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If the whole world were listening to you right now, what would you say? "Hi Mommy."

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Did the pool hall you loved as a kid turn into a 7-11? Yes it did... right on cue.

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Is being a college graduate a prerequisite for being the president of the USA? Currently, not in the past. No. In fact, a college degree has nothing to do with being a good president. They don't teach wisdom in school.

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My girlfriend is more conservative than I am. I love her a lot, but I'm 21 and want to go out and live! She's beginning to hinder that. That's because women mature faster than men. If you feel she has prevented you from doing a lot of fun things, then obviously you are not ready for a real commitment.

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umm... what do girls like in boys ? is it muscular bad a** look or cute sensitive innocent look ? and how to catch attention of a girl ? Try doing something unique... try being YOU. Girls love that kind of confidence.

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how would you take control of a PARTY ? Send the party poopers next door.

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Do you need me to tell you how to live your life No, we already have the government for that.

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What do you think of Adam Sandler? He's not worth the price of a movie ticket.

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Do that again, and i swear i will________________? double your payment

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Can a lie make you sick Those with a moral compass can get sick when they resort to lying.

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The world is full ________________? of blanks

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What do you prefer? As a driver or as a passenger? Where does backseat driver fit in?

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How can I contact 911 to obtain information on 911 calls for a book I am writing WITHOUT ahving them think it is an emergency? It is an emergency. Tell them you need the information or your publisher will abandon you.

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Is Romney like a Republican Jimmy Carter? He's not even president yet.

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Stuck____________? but coming unglued

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Which numbers don't add up? Why? Obama and another 4 years. It's self-explanatory.

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Why do YOU worship me so much ? Are you talking to yourself in the mirror again?

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Have you ever put your toe in a Martini Yeah, that's the secret to combating toe fungus.

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if eminem died how will it effect you That song would come to mind, "Another one bites the dust." ♪ ♫

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I have loaned money to a friend several times, not been paid back, afraid to hurt her feelings.. help? Did your money keep her from being homeless... or put food on her plate... or put gas in her car... or help pay a medical bill? Then you are one wonderful friend indeed! But learn to say NO if you don't want to assist her in that way any longer.

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To counter Obama's socialism, shouldn't we have a sociopath like Romney as our leader? Obama is making a beeline to socialism, but Romney doesn't fit the description of a sociopath. In fact, it's Obama that fits the description the best. Sociopath: 1. A wolf in sheep's clothing (don't let Obama's smooth talk fool you.) 2. An opportunistic person often lacking character who has the keen ability to identify and take advantage of the weaknesses of others (Obama uses people...

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have you ever shared a room with a 95yo backpacker No, but sometimes my backpack has food that tastes like it's 95 years old. Btw, I bet that backpacker has quite a few interesting stories!

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Do you ask questions on AB that you'd be nervous ask face to face? No, but there might be a time or two I wouldn't answer questions like I do here.

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What's the best thing that has happened to you lately? Knowing that I have a roof over my head and food on my plate-- and safe drinking water. And realizing that salvation is a free gift offered by Jesus Christ to anyone who accepts it.

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what do i do if my friend cuts herself? Your friend can go to "Celebrate Recovery" which is a free service. "The Landing" is a part of CR and is geared toward teenagers. Check with your local Church. But, first and foremost, notify your friend's parents and direct your friend to a school counselor. https://www.facebook.com/the.landing.cr

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What should i say to my boyfriend to express my love for him ? You already gave him the ultimate prize that you can't give to anybody else for the rest of your life. If he loves you in return he'll marry you.

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Which is worse? Failing or never trying? Never trying. Failing actually leads to success if you learn from it.

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Can you count your blessings on one hand Not without clapping.

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What have you become since joining AB A bigger procrastinator :)

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Would you rather be surrounded by people smarter than you... or people dumber than you? Although you learn from everyone, smarter people offer more challenging conversation.

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Can you remember what you did tomorrow ? I can even remember what I did yesterday.

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Do you believe the world will end on Dec 21st 2012? Maybe for some people.

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Rush married three times & Bristol unmarried teen mom criticize Obama's support of gay marriage. Anyone else find that funny? It's the 'fit all' definition for marriage that is being criticized--not the union of same sex partners.

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Do you believe in equality under the law for all Americans or not? Why? Yes, but don't try and change the definition for marriage.

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Do you wish you lived by the water drinking water? YES! Much of the world does not have safe drinking water.

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Does that mean I am now officially on the radar? It means you have been radiated. Are you sure you had the question pulled? If so, no doubt you know the reason.

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What does severely conservative mean? Is it a good thing? "Harsh, unnecessarily extreme, rigidly restrained"? Romney says he is. Is he? It means he is against abortion, wants a strong national defense, strong borders, less restrictions and bureaucracy for businesses, more job creation, lower taxes and less government. Yes, next to Obama, Romney does seem severely conservative.

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If Obama loses to Romney because of his stand on support of gay marriage it means that Americans do not believe in human rights, right? Wrong. People would just be against using the word "marriage" as a fit all definition. The past 5,000 years marriage has been defined as between a man and a woman. It's not a human rights issue because nobody wants to remove rights away from gays.

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Is the devil scared of the Cross? No. The devil help put Christ on the cross. Satan is afraid of the ressurection.

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Would you eat a mustard cheesecake? No, that would create too much mustard gas.

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Before the USPS shuts down, should we make sure all the workers' guns are taken away? Maybe if workers start using their guns now the usps won't have to shut down.

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Do you support sheriff joe arpio of maricopa county az. in what he was hired to do ? or do you think he is on his own agenda I like a sheriff that doesn't allow himself to be pushed around by big brother.

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Did Obama just lose the election by sponsoring same sex marriage? No... he has the almighty press behind him no matter what he does or says. It's the rest of his horrible record as president that might sink him in the end.

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What was the last piece of snail mail you opened? A HS graduation announcement from a family friend.

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Say someone stole a ipod touch from you, and you caught them trying to steal it, what should I do? any ideas? Was that 'someone' a friend? If so, tell them if they want to borrow your ipod to just ask you. If the person's a stranger, you stop the crime in the process, or press charges.

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Is Obama's announcement on gay marriage another sign of his huge arrogance? Obama has a free pass from the press. As far as they are concerned he is invincible. It's "OK" no matter how much Obama waffles on any issue. Romney is investigated all the way back to the womb, while Obama's radical and drug early years are left unchecked. Obama's off again on again manuver on gay marriage is strictly political--and obviously another ploy to divert attention away from his...

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Should I stay in contact even though I'm the one who broke things off? Concentrate on finals right now. Never feel guilty on 'wanting to wait'. Not that you are thinking about it, don't compromise your morals or self-image to appease anyone. No doubt you and him will cross paths many times. So if he wants to restart 'something' with you, he will have plenty opportunities. Remember, if a guy really likes you, he'll respect your boundaries too. A guy that...

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Have you ever been to Disneyland? And has anyone ever been more than once? been there done that... on numerous occasions.

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Do you swear allegiance to your Republic on which you stand on, one nation under the rich few? I swear to the allegiance for the opportunity where I can have the option of being anything I want to be. Hardworkers should never be penalized. People from around the world are flocking to this republic.

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Was Mitt Romney a job creator or a corporate raider? A job creator... not a job stagnator like the other guy.

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Where should I hide this pot of gold? behind your belt.

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Has anyone ever taken a pic of your bare butt? Yes... she was known as the bare butt picture taker bandit.

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Where would not be a good place to get sick to your stomach? parachuting from the space station.

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Have you ever answered the front door and your trousers fell down right at that moment? Yes, but that was only because the draw string on the pants were accidently caught on the door knob.

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what is a spider bite do to you a spider bite to me is, well let's see, ummm... a spider bite.

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Franklin Graham, Billy's kid, says it's a sad day for America because of Obama's support for gay marriage. Do you agree? Why? Gay marriage is unnatural and is not in God's definition of marriage. Should same sex marriages receive the same rights? Absolutely. Just call it something else. So yes, it is a sad day in terms of twisting the definition that has stood for 5,000 years which was meant for a man and a woman. It's sort of like a 'hostile takeover' as far as definitions are concerned. And it's sad that a...

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If jesus was so good then why didn't he write a book? He did. He wrote the Bible through through his closest followers who were inspired by divine intervention.

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When a girl is being stoned as a judicial punishment for adultery should she blame the judge, the man or ask God to forgive her sin? Someone with 'victim mentality' blames everybody except themselve.

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Have you seen the new Avengers movie? What did you think? I liked it! Against all odds they defeated the alien invaders-- and each superhero had an equal role. Great special effects! The acting was good too.

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What makes someone immature? Why? Wanting to be the center of attention; fear of reality or growing up; lacking the mental capacity to know any better.

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Are the walls closing in around you? No, they don't have to. The walls have ears.

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Obama just said he backs gay marriage. Too little too late! Did other Dems embarrass him or is he sincere? Sincere politician? Where? Obama is an opportunist. His decisions are guided by poll numbers and the position of the political landscape.

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Why are moths drawn to the flames that destroy them? Why do they keep coming back for more? What other critter does that? Death wish? Because light attracts. It's a good analogy of hell and heaven. One is death and the other is life.

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Why should we encourage small children to use foul language? So they can be like their parents.

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Obama speaks out against North Carolina making it illegal for gays to marry in their state. Thoughts? If it was up to Obama, the federal government would stomp all over state rights. It's all about power-- that is the whole reason behind Obama's reign.

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Do you like the beach? Why or why not? I like the beach. In fact, life is a beach.

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What would you like to see on TV more? What would you like to see on TV less? Why? What I'd like to see is people caring less about TV and more about their role in this universe.

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Is there any point in paying attention to people you think are stupid? If so, what? Paying attention to people is common courtesy... has nothing to do with their IQ.

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Barack Obama approved Gay Marriage - are u in favor, or not ? Obama was against it, then he wasn't sure, now he is for it. It's all politics. He's a weak leader. It's just a power play on his part.

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Will you wish our president insightful wisdom and political expediency while his gay marriage stance is "evolving"? President Obama is reposturing his views on all major issues in light of the November elections. Afterall, he is a politician first and foremost. But his projected course remains steadfast as he heads this country toward socialism.

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"Alright" is not a word, all right? Are you a language Nazi like me? That depends. Do you feel you always have to be all right all the time?

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How many hours of sleep do you get on average each night? Less than 4 hours. It's enough sleep to function--but not at full capacity.

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Why do get angry at each other? It started with the words, "I do."

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my 17 year old daughter wants me to allow her to have sex in my house with her boyfriend. should i? You set the rules, she doesn't.

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So why do women try so hard to be their man's 'dream girl" when they just cannot? Only insecure women might attempt that. I'd rather be with a woman that is comfortable just being herself. Now that is a dream girl!

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Is an electrical engineer smarter than an Australian aborigine? ,, Are you trying to create some static?

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what happens when i mix a baking soda with milk, soda, lemon juice, vinegar, and water A creative smoothie.

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What do you prefer to drown your sorrows in? A bucket, bottle, bag, or a boot? I don't drown my sorrows in temporary fixes.

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Why are there so many rumors circling around John Travolta making him a target of lawsuits? Rumors are a waste of time. Hollywood is a waste of time. I have my own life that keeps me pretty busy.

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Christians: Do you agree with gay marriage? If not, is it because the word "marriage" joined with something seen as sinful irks you? This question AGAIN?!!!! It never dies. Once again, the word 'marriage' is defined as between a man and woman-- and it has remained that way for the past 5,000 years. Anything else doesn't fit the definition. Simple, easy, and to point. It's not complicated.

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God saw everything he had made and behold it was very good Gen1:31 Germs & parasites cause disease suffering & death 'very good'? Everything WAS good until sin entered the world. Now we live on a broken planet.

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Will there ever be another you or anyone like you? No, but then again that's one of the amazing things about creation.

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What kind of idiot puts bones in my chicken salad? Nobody did! You put your salad in the dog dish!

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Will you be my shelter during a electrical storm Yes as long as you don't give me static :)

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What's wrong this with question? The same thing as what's wrong this with answer.

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So, what's up? The wheel in the sky keeps on turning... life's a journey.

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How bad is saturated fat? Can you loose weight by eating foods with saturated fat? Most meals will contain at least some saturated fat. The secret is, everything in moderation in keeping the proper weight.

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Christians: Do you feel a sense of sadness for those who deliberately mock or passionately deny the existence of God? Of course. I hate seeing people deny themselves the greatest gift in the world.

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Thoughts on a female president? Yes, I'd vote for a female presidential candidate-- if she looked good. Isn't that the same criteria some women use when voting for a man? Btw, a foreign presidential candidate is not eligible to run.

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Are you a mindful person? Usually, but on occasion I can be mind-full-of-it.

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The language of love is _________________ ? universal

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What is that stain on my skirt That's not a stain. It's the fabric design.

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You put the BOOM BOOM into my heart! Yeah! Yeah! That's only because your heart is moving faster than the speed of sound.

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To the world....does a President Romney inspire more confidence in you than a President Obama? Why? Romney has a proven record of business expansion while Obama has a proven record of business stagnation. So yes, from a business standpoint, Romney inspires more confidence.

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Are you the type of person to say, "Screw this! I'm goin' home!"? No, I'm not in the construction business.

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Do you wish you had a tail I got a tale all right!!!!

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My crush always talks about my ex and always says "Oh he is a real winner"! What does that mean? He's perhaps being sarcastic. You don't give enough info. Why not just ask your crush?

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Is it accurate to say that Michelle Obama is, as some claim, "the black Jackie Kennedy?" Why not just ask, "Is it accurate to say Michelle Obama is, as some claim, "The new Jackie Kennedy?" Why indicate race? Btw, the answer is no.

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Did you go to church, today? Actually yes I did.

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do drugs really work to sort your head out Yes, just like sniffing glue helps you not to become unglued.

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Having children reduces a man's risk of heart disease by 20%. My friend has 5 children does that mean he's immortal? No, when the children become teenagers the man's heart disease increases by 20%.

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Did you hear about that guy who _____________? photographed the Who

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i collect caps on a recent day i found 12 caps. that find increase my total by 2%. how many caps do i have today 1,020.

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If someone cheated on you, would you burn all their clothes and credit cards? Are you kidding... and waste a match????

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you know how people say,"If you don't like America, leave." is that even possible? Where could you go? Who cares? Just leave.

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If someone is determined to be "the most beautiful woman in the world" one year,shouldn't she still be the most beautiful the year after? Of course! That is a brilliant deduction! When some stupid media magazine labels a model or movie 'star' most beautiful, it's only according to their own criteria-- which is totally shallow and insignificant.

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I think the current level of unemployment is a national disgrace. I blame The CEO's. What about you? Yes, I blame the CEO president Obama.

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If all the birds in the world suddenly decided to shut their traps and stop singing their songs, would you miss it? You put your one parakeet in the same category as "all the birds in the world"? Of course I'd miss the singing. That's like saying, "If all the humans in the world suddenly stopped talking would you miss it?" because President Obama has been going at it for the past three and a half years.

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Do WHlTE people play basketball or golf in their free time? Are you kidding? The only employed person with free time is Obama! Yes, I know that is what you were alluding to.

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Is "Douche bag" becoming synonomous with Conservative Stereo type? How dare you give the liberal label away so easily!!!

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What is your opinion on China's One-Child Policy? It's not so much the one-child policy-- it's all the abortions.

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The world is going the ______________ way? wrong

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No one is EVER going to take away my ___________? Kindergarten degree

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What gets you out of bed on Saturday mornings? Hiking!

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How old were you when you grew out of picking your nose? After realizing there was no money in it (even though I was asked, "Are you digging for gold?") Now I just pick pockets.

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If you were to make a Toast to your Favorite teacher what would you say? "A toast to the most who allowed me to coast."

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What was the meanest thing a teacher ever said to you? "I DON'T BELIEVE THE DOG ATE YOUIR HOMEWORK!!!"

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Do you have treehouse with electricity? No. I actually go there to get away from all the static.

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Would you aid a fugitive you knew was innocent? Was? Yes, but is he innocent now?

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I finally reached my goal on Answerbag i should celebrate by____________! asking the second question

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Are you still thinking of blinking? Who are you talking to... your car's turn signal?

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im 17 right now i will turn 18 in july 3 and im dating an older man he is 48 is that llegal? You sure he's not married? No doubt he's using you.

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Would you ever wanna take a ride on an elephant? As long as I don't have to ride in the trunk.

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Have you seen my ____ ? eggo

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When will guys stop using pickup lines and just be themselves? :( Was your dad king? He must have been to make a princess like you.

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Can a actor become a bit much in reality to the point that they just kill your fantasy when you watch them on the big screen? Yes

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Why am I always picking up after you? Because when I drop my nit, you nitpick.

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How much cash ya got in your wallet, pocket, and/or purse? Cash? Wasn't that the alternate to credit cards back in the day?

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How could anyone who calls themselves Christian vote for Romney? We need a finance wizard like Romney for president. If his economic policies are initiated, we all win. Religion has nothing to do with it.

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You're saying you're not voting for Obama's 2nd term... did you vote for bush's? That is totally irrelevant.

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Do you need love? Who doesn't?

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May I know why my BF likes to see me wearing slips..? Maybe because with his last girlfriend he slipped up.

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are you drunk ? No, I just act like it.

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You know it's time to get off AB when___________! when you got on when the sun set, and you realize the sun is now rising.

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Are you a goofball? Why or why not? There's definitely a time and place for it!

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Should I spank my 15 year old son for stealing? I made him return the item he took, but I don't think he really cared. Have him carry a picket sign that says, "I'M BEING PUNISHED FOR STEALING" and have him stand near the side of the road with it for an hour. That should do it! Some parents are already doing this kind of stuff.

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How do you fight temptation? You don't fight it. You run from it.

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What do you usually wear while you're in the kitchen? kitchen ware.

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Finish this sentence: I'm going to sleep this off like a ___. Zzzzzzzzzzz.

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Why doesn't my mom want me Aren't you a bit over-dramatic? Of course she wants you... in fact she loves you very much. Yes there are conflicts and misunderstandings, and times you both get mad and fustrated with one another-- but deep-down your mother DOES love you... and don't you ever forget that.

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The Beatles or The Monkees? Both are telented, but the Beatles are #1 in the world.

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Do you think you are a good listener? I try to be but realize I can have selective listening too.

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If someone forced you at gunpoint to choose one of your 2 best friends to kill yourself would you choose and could live with it No need to do any of that because you killed your sentence.

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When was the last time that someone made you laugh? When I looked at their reflection.

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What would you do if when you woke up one day,and nobody in the world knew you? Would I know them? Would God know me? Would I have my same car? About the dog? Would the IRS know me? About the creditors?

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How long do you think you could survive if the grocery stores shelves were bare? That's a good question that everyone should ponder. Afterall, that reality will occur at some point in the future.

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When was the last time you ate oatmeal? Yesterday.

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Will packs run wild during tonight's SUPER MOON? Perhaps... you just never know -O-uknow.

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Is there anything wrong with asking funny/silly/goofy questions? As long as you don't mind my funny/silly/goofy answers.

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If you blew a tire on the freeway doing 90MPH what are the odds you'll come out of it alive? If you dropped your cell phone quick enough to put your right hand on the steering wheel-- there'd be a chance. But with the surrounding traffic, the guard rail, and the embankment--lots of luck.

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An Angel appeared to you and all he said was; "Don't do it" what was he talking about? Whatever you had planned on doing.

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If Jesus told handed you a chainsaw and a flyer for a gay pride parade, and then winked before disappearing, what would you do? Who's Jesus told?

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I was attacked by a strange looking calico cat later found out it was called a Scottish fold are those cats retarded? Actually the cat liked you. You should see them when they are angry, errr I mean hungry. Just treat them as if they are on top of the food chain-- because they are.

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When was the last time you gave yourself more credit than you deserved? Why? When I applied for my loan. No credit, no loan. But, you have to give me credit for trying. Nowadays to my credit, I've established enough credit to allow the credit to speak for itself.

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Have you ever taken the wrong bus and ended up on the wrong side of town? Once while visiting Denver, I purposely grabbed any bus and rode it to see where it would take me. What made it even more interesting is that I was the only 'white' guy on that crowded bus :)

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What tends to brighten up your day? Why? The sun. Because it can.

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Is the world really going to end on December 21, 2012 and will there be a December 22, 2012 ? Maybe you should grab a ride to the international space station on 12/20 just in case.

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Obama said a few years back ,"we (america) don't spike (boast) the football ...yet he , not 'we' , is spiking that football now.. What are you talking about? There's absolutely nothing wrong with taking all the credit when something goes right-- and blaming everyone else when it doesn't.

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Have you ever had a perfect day? Yes, as perfect as can be.

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Do you really think you should be having that third doughnut? It's okay as long as I focus on the hole.

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I'm a real _______________ basketball player and can putt homeruns before every touchdown.

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Do you feel sorry for people who make spelling mistakes? I don't feel sorry for them. They can pick up a dictionary just like me. It's more like being lazy and not making the extra effort. Actually, AB can be a good training ground in preparation for the real world. Creating the right habits here will make you a more valuable employee.

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Peace,Love,and_____________. anarchy

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ok i am worried for my cat. my cat has blood in her urine and she is shakey and fever and is very thirsty what could this be? Internal bleeding, fever and shakes is not a good combination. She may have digested some poison like anti-freeze from under a car, or rat poison. The cat has an infection and needs immediate attention. Consult with your local pet store TODAY if you can't afford a vet. But the vet should be the untimate destination ASAP. Obviously the cat is suffering too.

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My small dog has suddenly starting get aggressive toward me (wife) when I go near my husband. What can I do to stop this? Approach your husband slowly for awhile while putting the attention on the dog by giving it doggie treats etc. With a leash, take the dog on regular walks alone for awhile. Also, your husband should remove the dog from the room each time it growls at you.

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Does "Reverend" Jesse Jackson even believe in God? He's a total media whore. He's is own god.

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Do bigfoots live in this country? No, there's no bigfoots in Puerto Rico.

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How often do you eat peanut butter straight out of the jar? Several times a week.

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Should I give my ex BF another chance after 2 yrs apart. He cheated before and broke my heart but I still love him. do people really change? Do people really change? Have you? You are about to make the same mistake you made the first time.

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How much do u know about Mitt Romney? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BLWnB9FGmWE&feature=player_embedded (long video, worth watching) Pretty boring. What a helluva bunch of propaganda. Let's see what the press can dig up on Obama. Now, that's someone we know very little about.

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Obama's trip to Afghanistan was a campaign ploy for him, not out of respect & support for our troops ? agree or no ? Of course it was a campaign ploy, but he's in the position to have the media follow him. The object is to use the press as much as possible before dipping into your campaign funds. Afterall, Obama is the media darling to the liberal press and he'd be a fool not to take advantage of it.

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Why are there even terrorists in the first place? What is the point in being a terrorist? Because there will always be cowards preying on the innocent.

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Why does coffee make you want to release your intestines all over the toilet? Are you sure you're not making your coffee with the toilet water?

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Comedy, is that an art to you? It's stand up art.

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Men: What do you think of Ballet? Keeps me on my toes.

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Do you really think it is wise to trust a politician? What can you trust one to do? I don't trust government... yes, that's a bunch of politicians working together. And because of all the laws and bills they pass, they don't trust you either. I more I live the more I realize that politicians put themselves first and foremost.

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My gf changed her password on her phone.. does this mean that she wants her space, how do i geive her space? Everyone needs a bit of privacy-- even you.

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What do you do that pisses your cat off enough that it would bite you? Give it a belly rub.

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What food reminds you of your birthday? Sample sizes of candy-- lots of it. I was born on Halloween.

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If God doesn't like what you pray for -what does he do? He does His will.

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Is Angelina Jolie hot? Hot, but not as hot as she thinks she is. The photographer, lighting, and makeup can do amazing things. But in all fairness, that can be said for any portrait of any person.

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When I say NO why do they bother even ask are you shore when NO is NO ??? When I ask are you shore, I figure life is a beach.

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Is the camera rolling? Well, actually this one is hopping.

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Do you like the color orange for a car? Yes, if you are advertising carrots.

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Is lack of oral sex and boring sex life grounds for divorce NO. The only grounds for divorce is infidelity.

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What are you critical of? What aren't you? Why? I'm critical at how the government is gaining control of my personal life... every so slowly (although much more rapidly than before) my rights are eroding and the government is becoming more and more powerful. And the crazy thing about it all is that the voters are still voting in the politicians that are pro-government. President Obama is the most liberal of all and is convincing a growing...

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What things would you like to have that have appeared in a movie? The moon.

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do you own a yorkie? No, but my ex gf did.

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Yes, GM and GMAC are still alive ! Wouldn't you be if you still owed taxpayers (tarp) $35 million ? I'm still waiting for my taxpaper voucher for the 75% discount on my next auto purchase.

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So what are we having for lunch today?:) canned sardines wrapped in packaged seaweed.... very healthy.

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How can I find out if my spouse has rented an apartment for his girlfriend and himself? Can I call apartments? Will they give out info? Kick him out of the house so he can live with his gf. Then get a divorce. Check his bank statements to determine any unusual withdrawals.

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Which do you guys prefer, blonde or brunette? C. Both D. All the above plus redhead.

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How far have you been? Far-out and way cool.

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Do you want to be a teacher? Definitely one of the better professions.

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What airlines are you taking? FedEx airlines.

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Wait, is mainstream rap finished? If so, prayers are answered!

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Hey! What are you doing on the airplane? catching a taxi... what the heck do you think people do on planes?

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Will you get off the luggages?! hey you created a new word!

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so whats for dinner? breadsticks and bacon bits.

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Is the world finally over? yes, the world as we know it if Obama is reelected.

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Do boys and girls who don't eat their vegetables burn forever in the firey pits of Hell? And follow in your footsteps? Are you crazy?

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I can whip__________________? it good

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Do I have to remove my shoes? Yes, you look like a terrorist.

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Who ate my french toast? the cockroaches.

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good websites where gay men can post pics of their dick You come to a family website to post this question? Are you some kind of desperate moron?

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Have you ever eat anything at the airports? No, I go to the airport to starve.

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What is more important to you? Your internet or your cable tv. cable tv sucks.... my computer is far more useful.

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If men can have multiple wives, can I legally have multiple husbands anywhere? Start your own tribe in the rain forest.

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Are there a planes at the airport? Not if al-Qaeda can help it.

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If a 10-year-old can go to college, why do they STILL need to wait for drivers' licenses? Because he can't see over the steering wheel.

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Why are you taking me to the hospital?! You need a lobotomy.

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Is loneliness not a fatal disease? It is eventually.

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A man gets a woman pregnant and she decides to have an abortion he can't do a thing legally to stop her and the child is half his. Comments? In some muslim countries, the man would be killed. In the U.S. the baby is killed. The 'man' thing to do is don't get the woman pregnant in the first place--without total commitment to the relationship.

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When was the last time you went to a coffee shop? Let's see... what time is it now?

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Is it best to accept complete failure if you're not a doctor, lawyer, or computer programmer (systems analyst)? Yes, if you have the true meaning of 'success' totally screwed up.

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Hey! Who told you to eat this?! Nobody. You know I can't walk past da pasta.

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How often do you walk into a room for something and completely forget why? sometimes... especially when something else is on my mind.

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A bully is getting his brains beaten out by a some older kids that are strangers to you, what will you do? Stop the fight. That example would hopefully be a teaching moment for all those concerned.

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I eat everything in your fridge mess up and stink up your house, i'm always in the way, I fart, burp, sneeze and snore...what am I? A member of congress.

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I can see you _________from here! walking on mars

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Hillary Clinton called she wants _________________________ to resign.

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If "Thou shalt not kill" has no exceptions, then maybe "Thou shalt not commit adultery" has no exception for remarriage? There is no "Thou shalt not kill." There is "Thou shalt not MURDER." That's a big difference.

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If I gave you $20 to go get a pizza would you return with the change? Not for a 10 topping pizza.

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39 year old married woman falling for a 68 year old man.She is... D. an adulterer.

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How does one choose being atheist or christian? by either having faith or not.

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if you never _________________, then you never had a childhood. ran through a sprinkler, get your shoe stuck in mud, swing on a tire, fall off your bicycle, skin your knees, have a water balloon fight, fake a fever to avoid school, have a food fight, or pick up a snake,

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Simon Cowell called and said .......... don't bother with the audition.

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photos of women in sheer clothing is sheer delight.

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What to do when your sad and lonely cos you don't have any friends an no one want to be your friend? There are friends for you right here on AB.

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Why don't you come to school with me? I would if I could but I can't so I won't.

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Why do you always feel sleepy when you are menstruating Maybe because you are just bloody sleepy.

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It 3am you're awake and all alone in the house suddenly" there a knock on the door! How would you feel? Naturally I'd wonder who it is... and probably pretend I didn't hear it.

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Sometime you just gotta let it go. I would chase it, but not too far. Afterall I wouldn't want to lose my head over it.

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What does the invitation, "opps, just came out" mean? haha It was sent by the newborn baby.

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Ive had a few boyfriends but they just never stuck around. Im the type of girl who is shy unless things happen. Don't let a guy force you into "making things happen." You don't have to do certain things just to come out of your shell. Just be yourself, smile, and enjoy the gifts you have today. That in itself is attractive. Try and not worry about those who didn't 'stuck' around. 'Stuck' is past tense and represents the past. When guys get to know the real you they will stick around.

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Where are your parents? They are in trouble. I told them to be home by curfew.

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Do you have more than one toilet at home? I still have the old outside toilet as well as the one in the bathroom. Does anyone else? No, one is all I need.

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Did God create the world turtle, or was it always there and he just put the Earth on it's back? I've never seen one person ask so many 'religious' questions in my life... especially the ridiculous variety.

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Being an adult do you think having a cake on your Birthday is necessary? I want the cake and Edith too.

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Do you have to break a leg to have a cast party? No, you just have to break a leg to be in the cast.

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If you found out you had a rare condition that will make you live forever and no matter what you can't die how will you handle that? Yeah, but we were all created to live forever. Very few people can handle that.

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Does a woman change once you put a ring on her finger No, but it has a nice ring to it.

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Are you laughing on the outside, but crying on the inside? of my apartment? Yes... at least until I get the place cleaned up.

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Open up your car trunk and what will we see? some of the junk from my apartment.

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If we were going to act in our own play "THE ANSWERBAG". Which answerbagger would you want to play? And why? I'd play paper. Don't like plastic.

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Would you like a meal or just a sandwich? What's the difference between a meal and a sandwich? NOTHING!

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What do you know about robots? We would all be robots if not for free will.

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What kind of brother or sister are you? Why? I could be better. Just because.

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Do Christian cults scare you more than major factions of Christianity? There are no Christian cults. Cults are not Christian.

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Is just Walt Disney's head cryo-frozen? or his whole body? Yes, but unfortunately it was done by a mickey mouse operation.

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Have you noticed that Mohammad is a very common name for Muslims men, but Jesus is not a very common name for Christians Men? Why is that? Are you kidding?

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Why don't you just take Mitt Romney's advice and borrow money from your parents to start a business ? That actually happens a lot. I have a friend who started two restaurants after borrowing money from his parents. Of course, it took 10 years to get the restaurants running successfully.

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If you only have one bullet, where should you shoot a zombie? in the foot

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If you saw Lady Gaga would you ask her about the rumors on the internets? No. She is your god, not mine.

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Whose youre favorite one named celebrity? Ego (actually that defines all of the one named celebs.)

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"Just between you and me..." Do you HATE when people say this to you? Why or why not? Yes, because it's never just between you and me.

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Why did you video taped me when I was sleeping? Because it was the rare moment you were sane.

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Who sells the best Pizza in town? acme pizza

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Will you help me move my couch Only if you remove all the potatoes.

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Do you feel like all you are is a speck of dust in this big wide universe? Yes, that's why I stay away from dust cloths. Actually, I once had a HS science teacher who used that analogy. He visualized our universe with all its planets and stars revolving within a single speck of dust. Of course we see it as atoms-- but what if?

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I asked the question 3 times and nothing. 4th times the charm. M Obama or Ann Romney? Congratulations on the charm!

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Does Fox news make you stupid? http://www.alternet.org/story/149193/study_confirms_that_fox_news_makes_you_stupid/ No, in fact it's the cure for CNN and NBC.

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How much mail do you have? I'm all male.

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Are you good at driving or flying? Both. When I drive people tell me I'm flying.

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Are you good at driving or flying? Both. When I drive people tell me I'm flying.

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Don't you love commercials? They are better than 97% of the shows on TV.

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Have you ever sucker punched a bee Be careful with that because you might get caught in a sting operation.

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Does catuaba make your penis grow According to the Federal Drug Administration (FDA), catuaba is listed as a poisonous herb or medicine due in part to the negative effects on the central nervous system when taken on a regular basis. As with most supplements that directly affect the brain and spinal cord, users of catuaba may also experience episodes of dizziness, confusion and difficulty focusing.

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is it illegal for someone to threaten to post pictures they secretly recorded while on webcam? It is against the law, but that doesn't mean it will be enforced... but regardless once it's posted online it's on the web forever.

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Do you want to see all of the ads in the world? I do each time on AB.

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Why is art a colossal waste of time? In all honesty, I don't really know art. Is he a neighbor of yours?

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How good are you with money? As good as it wants me to be.

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When a cat rubs up against your leg, does it mean it wants to get freaky with you Actually the cat likes you and wants to claim you as territory.

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Why don't you come out and play? I had a bill collector at my door who said, "Why don't you come out and pay?"

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What if Yeshua kicked you in the nuts and put his foot on your head while you were down and said "never call me Jesus, beeyotch"? yes, you have a nice day too.

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Is income tax nothing more than legalised theft? All the taxes beyond which are needed to finance our national defense, protect our borders, law enforcement, and safeguarding against natural disasters is legalized theft.

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If you want to have sex but can't because you're only 13 what's the best way to feel what sex is really like? At 13? Can't you get some other interests... seriously dude. There's sports, movies, reading, studying, hanging out with friends... no need to worry about sex right now. Leave the grown-up stuff to grown-ups. Your teen years will be gone fast enough.

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Did you ever actually use your illusion or is it still in the box in the back of the closet? It only looks like it's still in the box in the back of the closet.

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Are you a wolf in sheep's clothing? Actually I'm a sheep in wolve's clothing.

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Where should you not pee? On the freeway during rush hour.

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Why are married people so borring? Because, after "I do" there's nothing left to do.

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Would you cut off one of your limbs for 20 thousand dollars? (you choose the limb) No, if it costs an arm and a leg, it's too exspensive.

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Will you sit down? No, I'm a stand up comedian.

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What are your thoughts on abortion? It's a woman's decision-- and the government should butt out. Personally, I believe life begins at conception, and the baby should be given every chance to live. I do not want my tax money to finance abortions.

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Hey my name Jennifer I got a question . Why are you engaging in something with severe consequences that you are absolutely not ready for? Of course you can be pregnant. Seriously, it's okay to say NO.

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If you saw Jesus beating up some homosexuals, would you join in? Jesus Christ? You've got him totally confused with somebody else. Jesus was sacrificed to save homosexuals, heterosexuals, and everyone in between.

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If you won the lottery, would you really give some money to charity? Definitely.

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What do you say to someone who asks if they can drink the rest of the milk leftover from eating your cereal? Tell them you are not finished yet. Everybody needs milk, but this is rdiculous :)

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Your dog just licked up antifreeze from the curb what shall you do? Antifreeze is a poison--even a small amount. Get to a vet ASAP.

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How do you tend to deal with invisible wounds? Eventually you have to talk about them.... actually the sooner the better. The baggage gets heavy after awhile.

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My boyfriend always brings up his past sex life or past girls He appears to make everything about him... which is a sign of low self-esteem and selfishness. Being a real man is someone who treats you with respect and honesty--not with stories of previous sexapades that are blown out of proportion for his own benefit. Let this be a warning of the kind of guy you are dealing with.

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What can be done to improve life on earth? What are you doing to help it come about? Starts with your family. Treat my sibblings and parent better.

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Have you ever taken your child into the bathroom stall of a public place and spanked his/her butt for acting up? No, you should stall before doing that.

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If you eat pickles or bananas, do you eat the ends? Funny.... me too with the bananas.

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Can you laugh or cry on cue? Only when I'm playing pool.

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Suddenly you're at the gates of Heaven, what would be the first thing that comes to mind? Meeting my Maker.

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What would you do if somebody kicked you in the butt while you are leaning over to pick up something off the ground? Turn the other cheek... butt cheek that is? No, I'd actually go for his knee caps.

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What do you do to ensure that you don't fall into self-pity? Perform some type of outreach by helping somebody else... realizing it's not about me-- so I need to stop making it about me.

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Who got the master key? to heaven?

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I see a friend's spouse on AB. I have seen this person's answers over time. My friend does not know they are on here....(See more...) AB is a question and answer site... not a gossip column.

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Who do you think should be elected president in the upcoming election? Surely not the one in office.

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I think the Republicans should win! All they do is brag about how great they will be if they're in charge. Let 'em prove it! Can they? President Obama gave himself just 3 years to make a vast improvement, or he would not run a second term. So, by his own admission he should be stepping down. But then again, when has he ever told us the truth? For the republicans to do better wouldn't be much of a stretch.

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Have you ever touched your nipples with your toes? After this question, your phone is never going to stop ringing :)

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What helps you understand the weather? My school geography class.

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Do lions like to eat Christians in Rome? Why not atheists? Because Christians have always been doing all the sacrificing.

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I'm 50 and I'm still a virgin.How should I kill myself? Hey, you've survived this long. There are people out there without a roof over their head or food on their plate. They could use some help.

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Can you hear me when I'm in the bathroom? Yes. You definitely know how to play the trumpet.

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Behner says the war on women was created by Dems. No matter how much he wishes it were true saying so doesn't make it so. Does he know? It was created by dems. The dems keeping saying men get paid more than women. Why create that kind of conflict when it isn't true to begin with? I've heard many studies indicating women do receive equal pay when they work the same amount of hours, have the same education and experience, have the same position, and when they are not taking maternity leave or other related time off.

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how do I no my wife cheating Ask her... then watch her eyes closely.

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What is something no one can steal from you ? Your education, and your salvation.

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When was the last time you stood behind a tree? Why were you standing behind one? Just the other day... I was wondering why there was so much bark but no noise.

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Is your head pounding right now? Yes, I bruised it on a pillow.

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What helps you enjoy camping? The change of scenery and being one with nature. It's exhilarating to see the stars at night, breathe in the fresh air, smell the wildflowers, and hear the early morning birds.

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Tinkerbell said to Peter Pan...Peter when you play with Captain Hook don't let him _________________ take your line and sinker.

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If you were in high school band, did you get anything good out of the experience? Yes, it taught me to walk a straight line without tripping on my shoe laces. Once I even carried a couple drum sticks and chewed gun at the same time.

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Are you scared to pick up the cat? Use to pick up the family cat all the time. With the other ones, it's not so much being afraid to pick up the cat as it is scaring the cat.

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Do you like thinking in "win-win" terms? Yes, I try to look at the benefits from both sides.

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Have you ever known anyone who died in a fire? =( I knew someone who died later as a result of a fire.

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I signed up for pch. Will they give me a check along with showig me a big check Why would you sign up for pacific coast highway?

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Are you too old to use cameras? No. I'm still at the "Say cheese" age-- not the "Cut cheese age."

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Where's my luggage?! My former gf has it. She was carrying a lot of baggage.

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What is the best panda you can get me? About Panda-monium?

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Do you give people room to be themselves and to do things their own way? Why or why not? Definitely. Creativity, independence, and growth can only happen when someone has the freedom to be themselves. Uniqueness is a gift that should be regularly exercised.

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If Jesus teleported into your room, slit his own wrist and told you to drink up, would you? He already gave His blood for you. Remember? He was the one nailed to the cross.

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Why don't films ever show knights riding miniature Shetland ponies? Because it would create too much knight fall.

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What would you do when your parents is pass away? It's a total drag. My Dad passed away 3 and a half years ago.

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Will you or will you not? Depends if it's to be or not to be.

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Restaurant sign states "Bring in your church bulletin on Sunday and get 10% off your meal". Thoughts? It's good marketing. Families going to Church often go to brunch afterwards.

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Could you handle someone shooting arrows at you? Only if they have a fashionable bow :)

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What can you buy at Sam's Club? candy.

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Do you think that some people make themselves victims? Because they refuse to take responsibility.

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Are the fries better than the food you ordered? Well yes... the fries are slice potatoes while the meat is.. well, no one knows for certain.

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Is it ok for your husband to email a woman he has not talked to in 15 years and say whats up lady and it not raise a red flag? It's not recommended, but then again it's not necessarily a red flag either.

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Listening to Country music is __? better than rap

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At what age are you too old to be eating breakfast cereal? There's nothing wrong with being a serial cereal eater for life.

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Which body part should be kept the warmest? which coldest? warm heart and cold hands.

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Are people without brakes more likely to break? the speed limit? Yes.

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Do you think that people can change? Not anymore. The city removed all the phone booths. YES, people can change. Hearts are changed all the time.

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Your spouse is gone all night.....what do you do to entertain yourself? Oh no! There's a spouse in the house! I would download pictures from my camera cards-- something I normally don't have time to do.

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Why are people still answering questions which were posted 2 years ago and the person hasn't been on this site for more than a year ? When you access someone's profile, you can search their activity from the past and respond accordingly.

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I have gotten too close to my girlfriend friend We talk all the time she phones me too. How do i change things to a friendship i like her. Just involve yourself in other activities like sports, homework, jobs, etc.

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Are there more women or men on the 'dark' side? Hard to See, the Dark Side Is. Strong is the Force. Mind what you have learned. Save you it can.

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What do you think it is like to live in the jungle? Well, I already live in a zoo. But, truely, it is a jungle out there.

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Are rich people those who can sustain relationships and the poor are those who can't? Rich people just have more resources to make 'pretending' look like 'sustaining'. However, the poor have more cases when there is no clue to who the father is.

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Jimmy Carter says he would prefer a Dem as prez but is okay with Romney because Romney doesn't have any strong beliefs. Do you agree? Jimmy Carter is pretending to be a statesman because while in office he was in a state of confusion. He's not qualified to offer anything substantial when it comes to politics. The primary difference between Obama and Romney is Obama wants to expand government to fix the nation's problems while Romney wants to expand jobs and downsize government to fix the nation's ills.

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I like this girl at my job? Ask her if she wants paper or plastic.

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Is the soda free? yes, you can add the sugar later.

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What do you think of the view that "There is no such thing as cheating outside of marriage"? Not someone I'd like to marry.

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How many things do you like about the movie Titanic? the soundtrack, the cinematography, the editing, the special effects, the acting, the wardrobe, and the set design.

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What would not be a good excuse to be late to work? "I came in late today to make up for leaving early yesterday."

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Should kids carry credit cards? why or why not Sure. But they shouldn't use them.

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What is a culture without hope? dead

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What are the rules of love..?.. commitment, honesty, generosity, encouragement... when you deliver all four simultaneously without expectations--then it's love.

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It's only April, but are you experiencing unusually hot weather in your neck of the woods? At that rate, earth's surface might be to hot to walk on.

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What will be the next big thing after facebook face2face.

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Do you have friends that make you feel like man,if I never called you or messaged you online...you'd never talk to me? Yes, but but they are acquaintances, not friends.

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Hey! What are you doing at my office?! Sending out emails in your name.

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Would you kill another person for your own survival? Yes in a kill or be killed situation.

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What does my favorite cannoker mean? Some one left me a message on my e mail & said this. I looked it up cant find definition of. Your word was spelled incorrectly. The person forgot to add the 'c'. Cannock is probably Old English cnocc meaning 'hillock', A hillock or knoll is a small hill, usually separated from a larger group of hills such as a range. Hillocks are similar in their distribution and size to small mesas or buttes. The term is largely a British one. This particular formation occurs often in Great...

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He cheated and had a baby with another girl. How do I tell him he has no chance with me ever again? Just move on without looking back. Only your actions will prove to him that he's out of your life forever.

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What is the first item you always buy from a grocery? bananas

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The first thing I'm going to do this weekend is______. Sleep in until 6am.

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Have you ever flet dizzy when you get up? Maybe after going 12 rounds.

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Can corn come 'out' six hours after it was eaten? It could.

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How often do you eat fast food? What is your favorite fast food joint? Isn't it the joint that leads you to fast food? My favorite fast food place is Yoshinowa and Fuji Bowl.

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Why do women like good things said about them but can't say good things about men? It's a two-way street. There are men who don't say good things about women either. There are grateful and ungrateful people on both sides.

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Why did you scratch my car paint? yeah but it was still in the paint can.

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If there was a Breaking news story on your local news station and it had to do with a close neighbor of yours what would the news be? Condo owner arrested for holding association board hostage.

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Have you freed yourself from any bondage lately? No, but I'm working on it.

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Would you be in favor of the US Mail serving drinks from their trucks to help balance the budget? That would really slow down the mail even more. They'd have to the pay the mail carriers OT because they couldn't finish their route by 5pm-- and OT is expensive.

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You see a roadside food stand. Do you thin, YUM, burritos!, or do you think ACK! Food poisoning? Actually, I think locally grown organic strawberries and avacados... YEAH!

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Why criticize Romney? Are you aware most candidates are wealthy? JFK was much wealthier by comparison-- yet he turned out to be a decent president (that is when he wasn't indecent.)

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There's this girl in my church after me. How do I tell her to keep away? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12100399

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Do you do a happy dance and sing when your favourite team is winning? How about when your favourite team wins? Why? Yes I do a little dance, I do a little song...♪ ♫

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Is tuberclosis curable? TB or not TB? That is the question. TB treatment requires taking several drugs together to kill all the bacteria and preventing them from becoming resistant to one or more drugs. People with TB of the lungs or throat would initially need to stay home from work or school so that they do not spread TB bacteria to other people. After taking TB drugs two weeks, they will feel better and may...

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Have you ever pulled out a single hair on the head of a stranger sitting in front of you on a train No, have you? Why?

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Who do you trust with your keys? Who don't you? To either or both, why? I trust most people with the keys to my sock drawer-- because most of the socks are mismatched anyhow.

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How do I approach a boy in my church that I have a big crush on? Ask him if he wants to stay behind to help cleanup. The Church is the best place to volunteer your time-- and a good place to get to know others.

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What would be a good reason to dump your girl friend? The sooner the better if the relationship is not working out. The last thing you want to do is waste her time and yours.

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Why am i losing my faith in god? I had a strong faith but now it is going away and i am realizing that god seems outrageous. You need to stop reading AB posts :) Regardless of what you hear, having faith is a good thing. God is real, and Satan is real-- however, God is truth and Satan is the deceiver. Satan is heading the spirtual battle to lure you away. You can't reach the ultimate truth alone without Christ. Jesus is not called the Savior for nothing.

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What has become less important to you the older you have become? What has become more important to you the older you have become? Why? Birthday celebrations are less important, but reaching out to others have become more of a priority.

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Will we ever do the TANGO together ? We've never even had Tang together yet.

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Have you ever sneaked out of someone's bathroom when the toilet just wouldn't flush? Yes, but unfortunately, the parents, the five children, the grandparents, and the dog were all waiting in line to get in.

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What does being considerate mean to you? Why? Being on time. I don't need to make a grand entrance everytime.

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What do you like taking with you on your journeys? Why? Baggage. No, not that kind of baggage. Actually I travel light.

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What really happened on the night of Sep 2 2009 My Dad's birthday.

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Some say "oh it's so human". Reality is we are spirits in a human body. Do you agree with that ? No excuses ? I have never heard that expression... not even once. But I do agree we are spirits in a human body.

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Why smear Islam when the Inquistion still exists and is being used to silence independent Catholic women and help the GOP wage war on women Man, you're smoking some pretty good stuff. Who's your supplier?

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Can you use shampoo to wash your clothes instead of laundry detergent? No, but I washed my hair with laundry detergent. The spin cycle was a bit rough on my head.

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What is something you are bad at, but you still enjoy doing it? I'm bad at crossing the freeway, but I always like beating that run down feeling.

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How do you feel about what you know? Are you content with it? Do you wish you knew less? How about more? Why? When it comes to gossip I wish I knew less. When it comes to knowledge I always want to know more... at least more or less.

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How do you feel about intelligence? Why? I feel sometimes too much intelligence smarts... probably because of all my wisdumb.

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What satisfies your curiosity? Why? The answer to the word, "Why?"

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What is the most wildly inappropriate thing a stranger has ever yelled at you? "HEY YOU!!!" I told them my name is not HEY YOU, my name is HEYTHERE!

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I like the smell of______________! coffee right after opening the can

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When is it important to you to keep a straight face? When isn't it? To either or both, why? It's important to keep a straight face when playing poker. If people think you have a crooked face they might shoot you.

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Is there anything special about you? If so, what? Yes, I'm special all right. People keep on gently patting me on the head :)

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What is your greatest blessing in life? Realizing that the best is yet to come.

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What do you consider a blessing? What do you consider a curse? To either or both, why? Long term dating is a blessing, but finally saying "I do" in marriage is a curse. (just kididng)

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How do you react to being interrupted? Why? I get upset for not being the one doing the interrupting. Interrupting is always a lot more fun than being interrupted.

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"I just want to help." What makes you feel this way? Why? I like to offer help when someone is practically done with whatever they are doing. The timing is the key if you want them to ask you, "Where were you an hour ago?"

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How much do you hate wasting your time? Why? Apparently not enough when I answer a series of AB questions with corny answers.

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Do you enjoy watching sunrises and/or sunsets? Why or why not? Both because here the sun rises over the mountains and sets on the ocean's horizon.

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Most embarassing moment, ever? When I fell asleep in history and the whole class tiptoed out of the classroom without me knowing. My sleeping in class was history.

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"Cut off the head of the snake and the body dies." How do you view this philosophy in certain aspects of life? This is how Islamic extremists feel about infidels.

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Where do you go when you are looking for a quick fix? Why? To my paycheck. I live on a fixed income, but I'm always broke.

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Who can you just NOT stay away from? Why? No one in particular. I'm not a stalker.

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Why are my fingers so wet? Because you just cut off the tips and they are bleeding profusely.

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How loud or quiet do you hope you are? Why? Depends if I'm in the library or at the football game.

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What are your thoughts on gay marriage? I don't really consider it to be a marriage-- at least not by definition. It's a civil union.

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if you were on a blind date and your date wasn't attractive would you still go through it? Go through it? Is the blind date a ghost? Seriously, if I were on a blind date, how would I see if she was attractive or not?

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How often do you blow things out of proportion? Why? I did that with a balloon once, and it popped.

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Does it amuse you when people avoid you for petty reasons? Why or why not? Nobody ever avoids me when I'm carrying the pettycash box.

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What do you view as a precious thing? Why? The heartbeat is a precious thing... especially when realizing I'm only one heartbeat away from eternity.

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Are you barking orders right now? If so, why? Because I'm the lone wolf with little red riding hood and the 3 pigs. They expect me to bark the orders. Actually, I'm dressed in a wolf's costume at the In & Out burger drive-thru, and I'm barking my order to the GO window.

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What if you saw Han Solo and Lando Calrissian enjoying an ice cold Colt 45? I'd realize that Lando would be the real beer drinker here because Han would only go for a solo.

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How do you deal with nostalgia? Usually with a bit of reminiscence.

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When was the last time you were treated like a child? Why? On halloween when going door to door in my billy-the-kid outfit. Poeple kept saying, "Hey watch it! The kid's back in town." Then they would hold out a basket and tell me I could have any piece of candy I wanted.

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If you don't have the heart to kill an animal then why is it easy to drop them off at the pound?. You have someone else doing your dirty work.

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If a stranger called you a bad name will you carry it with you for the rest of your life? No, that's called baggage.

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How would you feel if you found out someone feels like he or she has to walk on eggshells around you? It's better than them having egg on their face.

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When do you blame people? When don't you? To either or both, why? I don't blame people. Nobody forces me to make my own stupid decisions except me.

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What taught you to mind your own business? The fact that I didn't mind my parents.

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Does coffee really prevent diabetes? No, but after your tenth cup you don't care anymore.

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Do you carry a chip on your shoulder? If so, why? Yes, because I had too many chocolate chips in my hand.

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"Let me be an ADULT!" What makes you feel this way? Why? When the people around you turn petty.

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What do you tend to do when things escalate beyond your control? Why? I quickly get off the escalator and take the stairs. If things continue to escalate, I take the elevator back down.

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Do you know when to keep your mouth shut? If so, when? When it's time to listen.

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What would enquiring minds like to know? ;-) if you have to acquire the desire to enquirer as required by law.

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My 5 1/2 year old beagle has started waking up with a wet puddle that is clear and has no odour in his bedding area, What could this be? I'd call a vet or pet store or animal shelter for advice. It sounds like drooling, but then again you need to find out why this is occurring.

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You can lead a goat to water,but..... no matter what it will still smell like a goat.

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What does the cats want? Them cats does wants to be darn cool.

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Christians...Do you believe that you must belong to a church/building for salvation... No. The building has nothing to do with it. The Church is not a building-- it's the body of believers-- one body but many believers. Being with the Church allows you to be accountable to others, and for others to be accountable you. Jesus Christ is your personal Savior. Ultimately you have to be accountable to Him.

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A lot of people ask about proof of God. What if even the smartest scientists can not explain the universe. Is there any way to be saved? There is only one way to be saved. It doesn't matter if the universe can or cannot be explained. However, scientists will never be able to know for sure if the big bang was for real--that's why it's call a theory. And they will never know what happened before the big bang, or before the before the big bang-- until they admit intelligent design. And intelligent design can only occur through...

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how do i steal back my ex girlfriends heart? It'd be a lot easier if she was wearing it on her sleeve.

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Do you ever try to recapture some childlike happiness by running through a sprinkler or drinking from a garden hose? Running through a sprinker-- YES. Drinking from a garden hose--NO, since hoses contain carcinogens.

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Have you had ________________ since we last talked? anymore loose marbles

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If all markets collapse what will you use for tissue? crying tissue

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Any mothers have thought about their sons sexually? Isn't it totally freaky how perverts come out of the woodwork on sites like AB? Must be the anonymity. This person (and the others like him/her on this site) will never reveal their identity. But maybe if they spend a lot of time on AB, it might keep them away from the general population-- which is a good thing.

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We all need to know. Will the world end on December 21, 2012? No. Nobody knows when the world will end. Even Jesus Christ when asked that same question didn't know the answer. The calendar is based upon the birth of Jesus... the year 2012 represents 2,012 since His birth. So you figure, if Jesus didn't know, the Mayans surely wouldn't either. However, both the Hopis and Mayans recognize that we are approaching the end of a World Age... In both cases,...

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If Jason Statham challenged Jesus to a shot-drinking contest, who would win? Jason would be so awe-struck by Jesus that the shot-drinking contest would never take place.

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Are women always right? A man's job is to be agreeable without always agreeing. Women... you can't live with them you can't live without them.

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How many brain cells does one cigarette kill? A nico-ton of them.

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"You're cute when you're mad." How would you feel if someone said this to you? Why? It would turn my mood from 'mad at them' to 'mad about them'.

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If Jesus, god and Netanyahu went out for a pizza, what toppings could they agree on? You've sure been talking about Jesus and God a lot lately... even though it's been a bit corny. But, whatever your intentions might be, your questions have caused me to open up my bible to check out your scripture references--which is actually a good thing. Kind of funny how that works (and interesting at the same time.)

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Would you watch a boring film just to relieve boredom? Been there done that-- not so much because I was bored, but just had to finish the boring movie to catch the ending.

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Can someone be tone deaf and not know it? When they sing off key does it sound different to their ears than ours? What do they hear? Yes! I know a high school senior who is totally tone deaf, but continues singing without knowing she can't carry a single note.

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How many defective people do you know Everyone has defects. I've never met a perfect person yet.

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What's god's favorite cereal? He doesn't have a favorite. He created all the grains so we could create our favorites.

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If your whole house smells like a Bakery what would be baking? Doughnuts and muffins.

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Is humanity prepared for what the future holds? Humanity is not even prepared to handle rising gas prices.

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Why does "Carrot Top" keep getting weirder and weirder? Too much beta-carotene.

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Sick, twisted, brutal and not to mention downright _________________ political.

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Snow in the Springtime! Can you believe this weather? We had cold rain couple weekends ago that might extent the ski season in our local mountains through spring. The past couple days the temp was above 90 F and people were flocking to the beach.

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Would you be pissed if someone you thought was your friend turned your wife into a pillar of salt? She was told not to look back and she did. During a nuclear blast you cannot look back either. The destruction of Sodom and Gomorrah would have had that same effect. The point is, when you move on from a sinful life, you do not want to look back--you only want to look forward. Lot's wife had that momentary desire to look back at her former life and paid the ultimate price. There are...

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i have not smoked in 5 months, i smoked a blunt lastnight. i have a urin drug test in 18 days i weight 200 lbs will i be clean by then? Obviously it didn't matter to you last night. The most common period of time is anywhere from 3-30 days, depending on your metabolism and the amount of marijuana that you’ve smoked. This is unfortunate, since it means that while most drug tests can only turn up evidence of other drugs if you’ve been taking the drug within a few days of the drug test, marijuana could still be detected in...

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Do you think The Rolling Stones are cool? Are they still alive?

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How does jealousy turn good if god is jealous. God is Jealous. God is jealous when you worship false gods. It turns good when you worship the true God of the universe.

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Do you like me just the way I am today? No. Who do you think I am? God?

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I know you didn't mean to _____________________ fall into the toilet head first.

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Should people go to prison for taking drugs? No. The people who sell them should.

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What unsolved mystery would you want solved? Who is Obama and where did he really come from.

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If you're cooking foods for me, what would my meal will be? a healthy smoothie consisting of lettuce, oranges, bananas, avacodo, sardines, bacon, and pizza crust.

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Why are you mad at your government? Because it's taking over my life... and yours too.

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When does murder Feel right? Because you're an evil sob.

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Who wants to have a naughty conversation with me through email? This is a family site-- not an adult chat room. You need to search elsewhere.

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When is being a private person dangerous? Why? When you are depressed and suicidal.

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If Obama wore a hoodie, would he have to worry more about Romney? or Zimmerman? Not with all the black-on-black crime. He'd better stay out of the hood.

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If eating crickets made you high, would you eat them? No, and I wouldn't jump to conclusions.

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Mormon leader Warren Jeffs has 20 wives, some of whom were as young as 12. Are they all entitled to his Social Security payments? There are no morman leaders with more than one wife. They would be excommunicated from the Church with more than one wife.

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Whats the most economical way to travel from california to michigan with two big dogs and one small dog? In this case, dog sled. But for less preparation, better use the car.

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If the world would end next year. What would you do? What happened to this year?

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If you saw a homeless man being bullied on the street would you step in and help or ignore the situation completely? Why? I'd seek help. I carry no weapons.

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Can you live without humor? The question is, can humor live without me?

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If God had a blog, what would you ask? There's something better. It's called prayer. You can use it anytime anywhere.

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Who invented the left turn arrow? Some south paw dude.

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When was the last time someone stuck their tongue in your ear? That's not funny. I had to have it surgically removed last time.

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What do all Gods have in common? Nothing. Only one is real.

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Is it morally OK to wear fur? Only if it's growing from your own skin.

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What do you do if a vicious monster is in your basement? Call Bigfoot.

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How big is a brown bear? Same size as a Grizzly.

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Who would win a fight between a crocodile and a tiger In the water the croc would win... on land the tiger would win. However, these two would probably want to avoid one another.

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I want to give my bf absolute respect, but I dont seem to know how to do that as he doesn't feel respected.. Any suggestions? Respect is a two-say street. It's something you can both work on together.

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My bf and I have an amazing connection. Though, he doesnt support me in my pursuit to financial freedom. Should this be overlooked? Does he treat you to dinner and a movie and other dates on occasion? When you call him 'sugar' are you really thinking 'sugar daddy'?

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Do Monkey's drink beer Yes, made with fermented bananas.

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When was the last time you used spray paint? The last time I ran out of shoe polish.

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How often do change the light bulbs for the bathrooms? I honestly don't really know. Mind if I keep you in the dark on this one?

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Destiny calls - will you answer? Depends if the bathroom door is locked or not.

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Men, do we all spit in the toilet before weeing? What do you mean "we?" I'm not the spitting image of you.

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Is it possible to truly love an inanimate object? Great question. I love it.

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If you could eat all your food at once in a pill would you? Actually, that would be great! I eat to live. I don't live to eat. The food pill would save a lot of time in the day to do other things.

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Is it better to be fed up than starving? Fed Up is the new company that is formed when FedEx merges with UPS.

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Will you show me your money?! I do everytime I give you my 2-cents.

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What kind of cereal do murderers prefer? serial cereal.

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I don't ever want to get married because of my own problems. Is that wrong? It is wrong if you don't take steps to work on your trust issues. Whike it is good to be yourself, it is also good to learn from the past.

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Do you have a Fear of Coyotes coming out in the day and harming your pets where you live? Is morning wrong time for Coyotes to prose around? I actually love coyotes. They're amazing animals. Yes, we've lost a couple cats to them which was sad, but cats do learn to be street wise against coyotes after awhile. Our city has an eradication program that has elimated many coyotes because pet owners do not take the necessary precautions like keeping pet food and water inside the house and keeping their trash cans covered.

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At this late date couldn't Romney say to his party 'screw you' and do what he wants to do? What could they do? Replace him with who(m)? Why not? Obama is definitely doing his own thing-- and the liberals will never replace him.

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How come demons always refer to we believer's in Jesus Christ, as children? Why? Never heard of that.

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Do you ever feel like Trident is watching you? You might have a point (if Trident is watching you that is.) He is not stingy when awarding "Likes."

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Why are so many shopping malls going belly-up? Consumers are looking for lower prices--especially now with the economy in the pits. Store owners in shopping malls have to pay more for rent and taxes, and have a larger overhead. This has to be passed on to customers in the form of higher prices.

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Can you control your thoughts? Yes, but only when I put my mind to it.

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Is "Abstinence Only" Education, Really a Lie (See Below)? If abstinence is a lie, so is abortion.

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Do you view yourself as others view you? No. Well, maybe on a couple things.

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Why do older adults call me boy/kid? Maybe you should shop riding your toy horsey too :)

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Are there any real heros still around? Yes, but they are not in politics or sports.

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If it comes down to the wire it could be based on which of the two is most disliked...Romney or Obama. Whom do you bet on to win and why? I'm not a betting man, but I don't want Obama for another 4 years either.

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Do you really want anyone to be addicted to you? Why or why not? No thanks. It would be a 'fatal attraction'. I'd want the attraction to be the result of love, romance, commitment, trust, and honesty.

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Are you sad that Starbucks is getting rid of the crushed bug ingredients in their Frappuccinos? Are you serious?!!! Why would they eliminate a best seller? Are you trying to create a fear factor here?

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would you ever play the OUIJA BOARD ????? or have you ever played it? and did any thing unusual happen? No thanks. I wouldn't recommend it to anybody.

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If you were a devoutly religious legislator how would cutting programs for the poor square with your religion? How would you justify it? Unfortunately, most of the cheating, mismanagement, and fraud occurs in welfare programs for the poor. I would not cut the funding but would definitely take full measures to eliminate abuse of the system.

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Is Bebe a real name or is it short for something? It's short for bebe gun :) It actually means 'baby' in Portugese. Bebe could be a nickname for Bernadette, Beatrice, Beatrix, Brianna, Bethany, or any other name starting with B.

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Is Freinds with benefits a moral thing to do? Sex is a prize that comes with love, romance, and commitment. Anything less is a promiscuity lifestyle which is not moral.

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My girlfriend has had a couple dreams recently of sleeping with other guys. Should I be worried or am I reading too far into this? Not unless it turns into her fantasy.

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Do you want to ask a question? Why should I ask it here?

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What's Jesus Christ's father name? What's the name of the God that Jesus said was his father? Jesus referred to God most often simply as "the Father", which was recorded in the Greek Gospels with the word "Pater" (from which the Spanish get Padre). And He not only used Pater, or Father, but He directed US to start our prayers with "Our father, which art in heaven . . ." (Luke 11:2)

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It's pretty obvious where this is going, so can we just quit? Yeah, but with quitting we will never really know for sure where this is going.

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What is something that everybody knows about Cinderella? She had a stroke at midnight... ooops, I meant she reverted back at the stroke of midnight.

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What is a modern day "Shroud of Turin"? There is none.

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You wake up in the middle of the night and you see Jennifer Aniston sleeping by your side...what's your reaction ¿ I wouldn't want any part of her, or her life style.

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How many times did you light your cigarette on the opposite end? Thankfully, I don't smoke.

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When was the last time you slipped on the ice? Did you get hurt? Last time I slipped on the ice is when too much bourbon was added to it.

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What's Dog spelled backwards? Oh no! This one again.

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When's the last time you hooted at a woman? When I lost my immaturity.

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Is God mad at us? No, God is mad ABOUT you.

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Whats your favorite thing to do when home alone? Catch up.... on emails, bills, and possibly a nap.

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Would you wear pajamas to the super market? Why? Only on "Super PJ Discount Day."

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In God we trust - Agree or disagree? I like it! It should be coined.

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Should anti-immigration Republicans be arrested for treason? There's no republican against legal immigration.

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My Ex smokes and doesnt care You've been weeded out.

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Mitt Romney's Dog, we Have Been Provided With an Alternative Explanation for the Diarrhea, but Should the Dog- This is only the beginning. Obama is one of the worst presidents ever, so there will be a whole of of stories against Romney just to take the focus of Obama's horrible record.

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Can I go back to earth now? Someone already took your spot.

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Right now what are you wearing on your feet? tennis shoes...just got back from the gym.

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Why did you break my portable CD player? All I did was throw it against the brick wall, drive over it, smash it on the ground, beat it with a bat, jump on it with my steel-toe work boots, and take a sludge hammer to it. Of course it was only an accident. At least the CD isn't jammed anymore.

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What organs do you like to eat? I prefer pianos.

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If Barnes & Noble bought out Borders and B&N don't carry Borders items, where can i find Borders Exclusives? Try going online.

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Santorum mailer: Romney as GOP nominee 'frightens me' Will he change his tune and endorse Romney next week? Yes, he will endorse Romney... especially when he realizes that the true thing that scares the hell out of him is another Obama presidency. Come to think of it, that scares the hell out of a whole lot of people.

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What if Bjorn Borg assimilated Bjork? wlhqwplh;owi[pwqo'

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Obama haters: What would you think of America if you were declared unwelcome here due to your criticism (as Gunter Grass was in Israel)? Criticizing Obama's policies is not hating Obama. In fact, it's loving America.

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Will Jesus eventually come back and hand out new commandments on his iPad tablet computer? Why? People have already proven they can follow the original 10 commandments.

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If you had a six pack, and your girlfriend asked if you liked her or the six pack better, what would you answer? I'd say, "Would you settle for a five pack if I ask you for another beer?"

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Is there such a thing as a good cop these days? Every organization has bad apples. But there are probably more good cops than good crooks.

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is heavy smoking with a permanent retainer on top and bottom safe? Safety in this case has nothing to do with the retainer. Quit the cigarettes and you might have a fighting chance at a safer life.

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My parents never really listen to me anymore I don't know what to do :/ I feel really dis respected Maybe your parents feel disrespected too.

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Besides cults, such as Mormonism and Scientology, will there ever be truly new religions? No, that is cult fiction.

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Are modern day Republicans out of touch with the American People? No, just the one ones who feel they have to ask that question. And currently, your question is the only argument the libs have to offer because it requires no facts, no research, and no intelligence. There is absolutely nothing the libs can offer that can defend Obama's horrible record as president.

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Should begging be illegal? I beg to differ.

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Romney wants to 'shrink' The Department of Education and use it as a vehicle primarily to stand up to Teacher's Unions. True? Like it? I don't like it. The dept of ed. should be eliminated completely.

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Should Abortion Be A Private Matter?. Yes. The government should butt out-- and so should planned paraenthood. The woman doesn't need any accomplices.

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How can i easily make someone mildly and temporarily sick ? The best way is to test the substance on yourself first.

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Does a ghost just look like the person, or like the person when they died? Ghosts are not dead people. Ghosts are from the spiritual realm involved in a conflict between good and evil. They have the capability to impersonate people.

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How many customers does a bar get on average per night? Friday is the best night bar none.

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What's the most stupid excuse you heard from a Fast Food restaurant? The order was wrong because our employee doesn't speak English.

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Where does space end and what is behind it? Heaven knows.

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People so so ______. sometimes studder

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Are you being shady? Not when I'm walking down the street and some elderly couple calls me, "Hey sunny boy!"

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If you call someone who lies a liar, in one word, what do you call someone who tells the truth? friend

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Why do some people own such big dogs? They are kind of hard to cuddle up with. Generally, big dogs are not as nervous as small dogs. Many people like the temperament of large dogs more. Btw, an interesting bit of information is that most dog bites come from small dogs-- not large dogs.

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How long does it take to get to the bus station? Depends if you are walking, driving, or sightseeing on the way to the bus station. I remember walking to the Greyhound bus station from UCLA one evening, but part of the distance was walking through Skid Row at night. I made a point not to loiter.

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If I praise or compliment someone can it be called flattery also.? Not if the praise or compliment is honest and sincere. Flattery is phoney adulation.

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Have you ever climbed through or crawled through a window? If so, what were the circumstances? I was keyless and had a window of opportunity.

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Would you like me to toast your marshmallows? Yes, but my marshmallows demand only the best champaign.

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Can you take legal action if the person you cosigned for stops making payments? Your cosigner is just as libel as you in meeting the payments.

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Whom do you attribute your success and failure in life to? To my decisons. I take full responsibility.

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Would you bet a fiddle of gold against your soul? Fiddle-faddle to that!

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why is it so hard 4 me to break up w\ my bf who treats me bad and doest care bout me or my emotions. why am i so afraid of losing him? Either you feel your self-esteem is so low that you can't do better, or you feel your bf is justified in his treatment of you. No doubt there's co-dependency in there too. Whatever the case, you must break away from this relationship and move on. Regardless of how you feel about yourself, you are worth much more and deserve better.

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Why is he hot one minute and cold the next? DRIVING ME INSANE!!!! He wants to take the relationship one step at a time. Nothing wrong with that. Relax and enjoy his company. No need to rush things.

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My boyfriend invited me to the prom but I want to go with his hot brother who asked me out too, who should I choose? A little brotherly rivalry in this case is probably not good. If you have to ask strangers which brother to choose, your don't have a 'boyfriend' in either.

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If you were babysitting after a party and the mom asked you to clean the whole place up would you pop the children's balloons? Why/why not? Getting a maid is much more expensive... so the mom is saving big bucks by asking you to clean up the place. Is it normal procedure for a babysitter to clean too?

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The answer is yes, now what is the question? Are you on AB?

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If you smelt it, did you indeed delt it? That is an age old question. Scientists as well as philosophers have been debating that for centuries.

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Is it normal for a cat that's never seen you before to walk over to you and roll over on to its back?! Cats can sense the 'trust' in someone. Says a lot about you.

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I say awesome, you say________________? I hear you

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Which foot do you lead with when you a flight of climb stairs? (Are you conscious of it?) I fly I dont climb-- just like your question assumes :)

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What catchy phrase can I use to describe myself to attract a mans attention "I'm my own person. Know me if you dare."

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Could I get pregnant 2-3 days after my period? I have a 24 day cycle. I'm only 15 so I'm kind of scared. What are you thinking?!!! Yes you can get pregnant. At 15 years of age, surely you can find other creative things to do. You are only a young teen once in life. Let it last before you jump into adult situations. The best thing for you at this age is to learn to say NO.

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Is it wrong of me to avoid helping my boyfriend with his homework because I don't want to be responsible if he gets bad marks?? You sound like you are not qualified to help. At least you are honest with yourself.

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Do you like my face on this picture? There are ten people in the picture... which one are you?

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If I see_____one more time, I'm gonna______. that speck in your eye, look at the log in my eye

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My boyfriend and I just broke up but we are still bff and we hang out but he likes to cuddle and tells me he loves me but not in that way. Best for you to move on. Once you get desperate, it means deep down you already know it's over. In a few months you'll be in college meeting tons of people yourself. If you and your bff were meant to be, it will eventually happen--but not because you did anything--and certainly not because of your desperation. Once people see you are independent and not defined by somebody else, they...

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Am I a werewolf? Not anymore... 'were' is past tense.

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Is your boss partial to you at your office? Yes I don't see him as being all there.

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Hold you nose and then see if you can still hum. How did you get on? Open your mouth slightly and the humming continues.

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Will I fail a urine drug test for smoking weed after 58 days? You need to keep in mind the fact there is no simple answer to this question. THC can stay in a person's body for as long as 3 to 90 days after last using. If you are slim individual who smoke pot twice a month, naturally, you will be clean faster than overweight and heavy user.

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I guess rick doesn't have to worry about the contraception issue since he "pulled out" hm? Libs and the press (one and the same) just focused on the contraception' issue and Santorum to take the focus off Obama's rotten term in office. There'll be tons more of that because Obama can't run on his record.

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How do me and my fiance get her mom and dad to support us being engaged. Show them the 5-carrot diamond. Seriously, your actions will speak the loudest. Begin by approaching her father and asking for his daughter's hand. Treat your gf with respect and honor. Her parents will get the message soon enough.

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Do you still have CDs? certificate of deposit? No, the economy took care of that.

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Have you ever felt around for your glasses and they were right on your face?!! *facepalm* Wow, nothing like losing face.

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If you accidentally cut off one of your fingers, would you fix it back on with staples? Did you wait all day to come up with this one?

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Why do some girls want to insult the very guy that they obviously like? Isn't that kind of immature? Yes, it was so immature that I left her :)

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Do clowns taste funny? I dunno... you tell me.

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It's my boyfriend's birthday...? Send a text: "To 'John' c/o his parents. Happy birthday to you from 'Nicole'."

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Who do you respect more. The bull or the bull fighter? The bull. It's the one that suffers the most. Even in total agony, it doesn't give up.

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Was Puss In Boots bullied in high school? yes, by mighty dog.

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If you murdered a clown and the judge starts laughing when he reads the charges is it a mistrial? are you clowning around... not that I'm judging.

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If you start telling jokes to someone who just had open heart surgery and they split open and die, is it murder? your so called humor is killing everyone.

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How often does Mitt Romney go out dressed in drag? I saw a website that has obama in drag too... amazing what photoshop can do. Obama looked like the obama momma.

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Bill Cosby blames "the gun." Would Zimmerman have killed Trayvon if he had been armed with a sword instead? There are a thousand ways to die, so who knows for sure? Maybe not swords, but knifes are a weapon of choice in many killings. Network news are always telling stories of stabbings.

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The last thing our Condo Association needs is _______ ? another rate increase

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Why are some people NOT racist? The people who claim not to be racist are often the ones who are... like Jessie Jackson, Al Sharpton, and Maxine Waters.

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I asked my bf to block his ex's # bc she keeps calling at night, he told me no bc it would be a hassle. Am i wrong for asking? There's only one right person in this situation-- and it's not him.

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Do animals and birds talk to each other? No, they just tweet.

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If Adam and Eve was fiction and every other event in the bible, wtf did happen? The bible is devine inspired. If it was man inspired it would have portrayed sin and pleasure as an acceptable way of life. Bottom line: the bible is nonfiction.

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What is with parents who throw temper tantrums when they don't get their way? It's payback to their teenagers.

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Can a girl pay for her boyfriends vacation or will he feel emasculated? If it's a birthday gift, or just something she has always wanted to do what's the problem? Of course, the guy would feel emasculated if he was dependent on her salary.

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Do you remember the soap product "Zest"? Why remember when you can buy it today? Zest soap and body wash are sold nationwide in the following stores: A&P, Dollar General, Family Dollar, Fred’s Stores, Giant Eagle, Grocer’s Supply, HEB Grocery, K-Mart, Kroger, Meijer, Rite-Aid, Safeway, Sam’s Club, Stop & Shop, Target, Walgreens, Walmart, Winn Dixie. In Canada: Loblaw’s and Shopper’s Drug Mart--to mention a few.

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It's Friday the 13th. Are you superstitious? The number 13 was created the same way as all the other numbers. You can't have one without the other. If numbers could talk, they'd say, "Silly people." It all adds up :)

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Do you save for a rainy day? It's raining here right now. Where's my savings?

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I have 1 night (tonight) to decide if I should lose everything I have by breaking up with my partner who I have fallen out of love with or.. Your happiness is worth more than the material goods. Unfortunately, the decision to live together was the first mistake.

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It's Friday night and I just got ______________ laid off.

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If I had the sin part of my brain removed -would I become more like Jesus? Either way you are not all there.

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i need help with this girl...? Constant staring can be a bit creepy if it's not backed up by at least some face-to-face conversation. She needs to get to know you so she can accept your stares as admiration or adulation. Regardless, too much staring will be embarrassing to her regardless of the circumstances.

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How to b cheerful always..?? Just keep thinking it. A cheerful personality starts with the thought.

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If you killed somone what would you do with the body http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/2707362

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I work full time and take care of 2 kids and the house while hubby doesnt work and doesnt help out. What should I do? I'm fed up with him. You must have known the kind of guy he was when you married him. Why complain now?

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Can you drink a solid? No, it would have to melt first.

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What is the purpose of Marriage in life ? cocococococommitment.

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Should I tell the guy I love, that his girlfriend is cheating on him?? Will it come off as jealous? Or that I care about him? Are you the girlfriend?

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If your pet began communicating, what would you be most worried about them telling other people? That his bark was less than my bite.

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What would it take to bring the whole world together in harmony? It starts with married couples keeping their vows.

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Why does people hate me and do not wanna be friends with me anywhere? "And in the end, the love you take is equal to the love you make." At least according to the last line of the Beatles song "The End". It all balances out... in the end. But, here are just some pointers when you are around people: Put the other person first--don't make it about you. Listen to what they have to say before you speak. Sometimes listening is all you need to do. Smile, and...

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Why don't you update your LinkedIn account? How did you even know about my account? Are you a spy or something?

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Should sex between 2 unmarried adults be a crime? It already is in many countries.

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Can I touch your hand? No, I said lend me a hand.

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If I take dubble dose of caster oil will it work faster in making you puke? Yes.

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Why don't rapists try to kiss their victims? Because their horrid breath would kill their victims.

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If I perform a citizen's arrest, can I then strip-search? Yes, of course. There always has to be an incentive to perform a citizen's arrest to begin with.

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Do Woodchucks every get arrested for chucking things... :)p No, unless they chuck jugs :)

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Do you think that most relationships are just too much effort then what they are worth? In a controlling relationship? Absolutely!

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What is something that you think is just around the corner? Nothing. I'm walking in circles.

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what should I make out of clay? pot

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What makes people over-react? What makes people over-sensitive and feel like they're being attacked? Putting emotions ahead of reality.

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Please to be sorry sir. Okay, you're sorry.

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What's the name of that TV show where that guy kills that guy? six o'clock news.

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If you could only eat one thing for the rest of your life what would it be? Fish. But I would drink blended smoothies.

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"Coke Zero" tastes like diet coke with ____________ added. zero

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Would "Let go my Lego" work better than "Let go my Eggo"? No, "Let go of my logo" works best for me. I'm in marketing.

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When dating, what is a guaranteed way for your date to "turn you off"? Hygene.

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who is going to shoot george zimmerman? Someone who wants to get arrested for murder.

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What happens when a guy gets his fly zip stuck and it takes him 45 minutes to undo it? Does he manage to hold it in or does he pee himself? Just pull down the frickin jeans.

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Why do you think many users have left AB? Same reason they leave relationships-- they hate sticking it out.

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Hey ABr's, I just made Swami. I want to thank everyone for the points and feedback. Any comments? Congrats! swa·mi (swäm) n. pl. swa·mis 1. Hinduism A religious teacher. 2. A mystic; a yogi. 3. Used as a form of address for such a person.

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just checked out the lader board man i suck lol anyone ever look at them or does it matter to you? Are you actually on this site to be on the leader board? That does suck!

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What if the end of the world is near? What if it's not?

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What do you do if a guy dressed up as a Bigfoot has been scaring you every night you go camping in the woods? If not for Bigfoot, would you ever have any questions?

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How are murder laws similar to the interstitial layers of a squid's stomach? It's more like suicide--not murder when they perform Hara-kiri or Kalimera,

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How was the way prepared before the Messiah? The entire bible leads to Jesus Christ... but, John the Baptist prepared the way for Christ with his teachings and baptisms.

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Okay, who has stolen my socks? the bare-footed bandit.

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Which murder law gets you the most excited? Mandatory death sentence.

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What is better on the outside than on the inside? Prison.

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Do you fall to pieces? Maybe when I become unglued.

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Do you believe you need to be religious to have morals? Not religion, but a relationship with Jesus Christ gives a person a new world view.

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Does a chimp require a licence for a handgun? Yes, a license would decrease the chances of the chimp going ape.

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Sometimes to be kind is more important than to be right- Agree or disagree? Agree.

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If someone you hate is allergic to nuts and you offer them a bite of your Stuckey's Pecan Log and they know it's nuts is it murder? Regardless of any allergy, how can someone die just because you offered them a bite?

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Do you think the 'Creator' had much of a conscience when he created BEDBUGS? ..And all those sorts of critters?? He certainly has variety. Everything created serves a purpose.

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Do you wish to be someone else or you happy as you are? If so, who would you like to be? I'm unique, and so is that someone else. I'm content with my uniqueness that nobody else in the world has.

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If world war 3 broke out what country would be the top dog at the end of it? No country would fare well after WWIII. We'd all be smoldering.

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What if a crocoduck knocked on your door with a bunch of literature about evolution? It'd be just another quack.

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PEOPLE!!!!!!!!! WHAT DO I NEED FOR A KITTEN!?!?! A camera. You won't want to miss any kitty pics. Get a litter box and don't leave the kitty unsupervised in the house alone. Make sure the kitty gets all the necessary shots, always has plenty of fresh water, and never has its claws removed. Give the kitty somne outdoor time too. Get some kitty toys, and if possible a kitty 'tower' to play and climb on.

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If your kids told you they believed in evolution, would you stick them in a dog cage and tell them they can come out when they evolve? Makes no sense. By evolutionists standards, they have already evolved.

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why is everybody in so much of a hurry? Because everyone wears running shoes.

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Why are there still monkeys? To counter balance the bananas.

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Are legal pads illegal? if you are legally blind illegally writing on a legal pad while driving legally at an illegal speed you could legally get stopped for illegally driving without corrective lenses while running a red light while utilizing a yellow legal pad.

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If you shoot a light bulb and a piece of glass hits a mous that scares and elefant which runs over your boss are you a murderor? No more so if you slipped on a banana peel banana breath.

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Iz it legal to write on a legal pad during a murder trial? only if it's yellow.

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What would you do if a bigfoot pounds your car while you are asleep inside it? Point him to the direction of your car.

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Oh NO..................IS Back !!! Obama

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Where do they sell gloves? At the "Hand-Me-Downs".

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Iz murder legal? Only if performed by celebrities.

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What is the one thing that you fear? Falling out of my 21st floor penthouse suite.

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Do you think Milt Romney will win if he is an atheist? Romney is not an atheist... none of the cadidates are atheists--not even Obama.

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What does DNA stand for? Doubt not Adsocuriuos!

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Who would be legally liable if your dog got caught in Sailor Jupiter's flux charge and died? It would just be one of those dog gone things.

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We've had a right laugh _____________________ about the far left.

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My car I think is flooded and I don't know what to do about unflooding it. You mean flooding of the engine? The best solution to this problem is to give your vehicle a little time. Prop up your hood and wait for a few minutes before you attempt to start your car again. This time, be mindful of how much fuel you’re sending to your engine system. In short, don’t depress the pedal too much or too often.

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Santorum just announced that he is 'suspending his campaign'. Is that his way of bowing out? Pressure from the Republican party since the battle should be against Obama and not against members of Santorum's own party. Afterall, the goal is to prevent Obama's second term for the good of the country.

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With so many friends around, why do we feel lonely at times? Because we were created to have communion with God-- and that part of us can never be filled by anyone else.

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When is Satan`s birthday? I want to get him a cake and a card If you could only glimpse at the evilness of Satan you wouldn't even joke about this. Just think of all the millions killed under the Hitlers, Stalins, Ho Chi Mings, Huesseins, Hideki Tojos, Gaddafis, Mao Zedongs, Kim Il Sungs, Pol Pots, Ismail Enver Pashas, Leopold the Seconds, Ladens, Mengistu Haile Mariams-- all the tortures, the hate, the sufferings that continues on today that is...

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My cat keeps doing fun poops in my girlfriends best hat. What can I do to stop this? If you want to add a bunch more fun to your cat's fun poops, wear your gf's hat on your face. However, you might end up being the party pooper. But, whatever you do, don't poop out.

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Is Jesus really small? I only ask because a gentleman once said to me `Would you let Jesus into your heart?` When someone asks questions, they are normally doing it in an attempt to learn and grow. However, looking at all your questions, you definitely are not getting any smarter.

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Fast forward. The Supremes are now mostly Cons and start reversing past legislation beginning with Roe vs Wade, women's vote,etc. Happy? Doesn't work that way. But then again, it is not constitutional for the government to be involved in the decisions a woman makes with her unborn child. That is between her and God. Our founding fathers didn't want the frickin government in every aspect of our personal lives. Fast forward. The American public has no more freedoms because nothing was every done to stop the government's power...

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How many kittens from the rescue centre would I need every month to keep my boa constrictor well fed? Wear your boa constrictor as a neck tie and walk over to the rescue centre to find out.

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How can I help you? By getting off my feet... you are stepping on them.

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What would you not want to see while in an airplane up in the sky? Lucy in the sky with diamonds.

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I have a one year old mixed breed dog from the pound and he is constantly pooping on the driveway. He has not always done this just recently At least he is pooping outdoors. Obviously, there must be some scent he is picking up on that is triggering his desire to poop in the driveway. Try scrubbing the area with bleech or ammonia... and then leash him while walking to lead him away from the driveway to get him in the habit of pooping in another area.

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Is toothpaste and shit a bad diet for an ambitious fox? Yes, but you wouldn't be able to tell by looking in its mouth.

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How would a great guy like me go about winning the love of Tori Amos? I would consider kidnapping, but I have already done time for that. Write some songs that she'd be interested in. That could lead to some creative collaboration.

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Aren't all problems really easy to solve? I could stop all teens from smoking cigarettes, easy. Then you'd be wise to buy stock in the pimple cream manufacturers.

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Is it legal for mailmen to murder customers if they've gone postal? The mailmen going postal or the customer going postal? Depends if he was an overnight express male, or a first class male, and if what he did was priority male sanctioned.

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What is better on the inside than on the outside? It's all good.

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What would happen to a space suited kitten that was sucked into a black hole? Let me guess... you are an astrophysicist researching theories pertaining to the galactic black holes which contain billions of times the mass of our sun and its effect on a space suited kitten? Are you one of the scientists that periodically publish their research results in The Astrophysical Journal Letters?

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I got a really bad sunburn saturday...HELP! Splash vinegar on it too, and take a couple aspirin to keep the skin from blistering.

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Moar peeple need to be mah frand? Is moar a bore or is moar more wild boar for fran's mah frand people needed?

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Can an individual who is considered "legally blind" but not totally blind still benefit from laser surgery? I had a gf with severe astigmatism that benefitted greatly by laser surgery.

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How old do you think a person should be to dye some purple highlights into her hair? My Mom says like 15 or 16. What do you think? Use Kool aid. Minimum age is not important.

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my bf told me i was his property and i told him no iwasnt and he was like yes u are?why does he tell me i am his property and is that bad? This is only the beginning of his 'controlling' personality.

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What would you do if a guy dressed up as a Sasquatch has been following you every time you go on a hike in the woods? Tell him to take a hike.

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Should hospitals be able to deny employment to people who are overweight/obese or otherwise unhealthy? No, that would be discrimination.

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What would you do if you can't dance while listening to the music? Take off my dancing shoes.

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Who was Moe's favorite stooge? Probably his brother Curly-- but I'm sure his brother Skemp was right up there too. Larry was a violinist and comedian was an integral part of the team until the end.

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Your life is a novel. What's the title of the current chapter? Chapter two.

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What is something you used to enjoy a lot, but just can't stand anymore? TV

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I've been told he likes me and he flirts with me,sometimes hes a huge jerk.A few times after that he acted sweet. Great question! Thanks.

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Why do you always ruin everything? An excellent question for President Obama.

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What should me and my best friend do if everybody thinks we are dating, but its untrue? (girl and girl) Everybody thinks that? Only you know the real reason.

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What's so great about having a big butt? Everything in moderation.

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Is it wrong if your gf/bf goes to the club and dance with the opposite sex even just for a few seconds'? Why not? I'm a little more secure than that.

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Are you being stupid right now? If so, why? Yes, because I'm choosing to make wisdom elusive right now.

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Now that Easter is over,why are people still the same? Because people change by what they feed their heart-- not by what they feed their mouth.

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What would you change about yourself if anything? Tomorrow I'd like to change my procrastination.

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Is cussing attractive in your opinion? No... a lack of proper vocabulary is never attractive in my opinion.

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He doesn't look a thing like Jesus _____________________ but he's definitely a believer.

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All the other kids with the pumped up kicks better_____________ ♪ ♫ All the other kids with the pumped up kicks you better run, better run, outrun my gun. ♪ ♫

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Have you ever sleep with your cat on your bed? What cat owner hasn't?

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Why don't you sit on your chair? is that what it's for?!!!

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I've been waiting so long ___________________ to procrastinate.

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I'll ask the questions here, ok? Must be Friday.

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do u own a gun ? No, I had to bite the bullet on that one.

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What is the point of cussing? When you don't know how to express yourself any other way. It shows others that you are not exactly an English major.

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what dose it mean if a guy tells you he likes you a lot, but dont text you that much all he text is morning Relax. Your value, or the value he places on you is not determined by the number of texts.

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What does your body mean to you? Why? I have to live in it the rest of my life... I'd say it's pretty important. But, like everything else in life, it is only temporary. Afterall, this life is only a dress rehearsal.

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Is it me, or does AnswerBag seem particularly vicious lately? No. Maybe you're just turning into a rough tough cream puff.

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How can I steal a Puppy and make my mom let me keep it!!! You are just the kind of person who doesn't deserve a puppy. If you would make another family unhappy by taking their puppy, there's no telling what you'd do to a helpless puppy.

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do u like rollercoasters. They have their ups and downs.

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You sit down in an empty theater and the only other people inexplicably decide to sit down next to you..what would you do? That old lady was hurting from loniness, and had no family or friends. She wanted to be next to young people for a couple hours to relive her happier days.

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A drunk man peed on someone's lawn at 1 am. He was arrested for indecent exposure and is now a registered sex offender. Is this just? There's got to be more to the story than this.

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if your girlfriend?wife weighed 1500 lbs would u still be with her, honestly!!! Could you have picked a more realistic weight?

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If you saw a shark, would you say "Is that you, Jaws? I think you're great! I've seen all your films! Can I have your autograph?" That autograph would cost you and arm and a leg.

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When does beauty fade ? Because everything in this world is temporary. The only thing you take with you is your character.

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Good golly miss molly/gadzooks/oy vey! Give it a rest! Yet another 'person' says Obama's birth certificate is bogus? Really? Desperation? I don't know if Obama's birth certificate is real or bogus--and neither do you Rosie.

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Why do mystics do their mysticism thang? What are their goals? To get to heaven? Or what? To make money.

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What do you hate to have for breakfast? Sunshine and cereal... oh yeah, and the leftover tuna.

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If I say good morning, you say?! Did you steal my morning paper?

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Taylor Swift is greate! isn't she? No, frosted flakes are G-R-E-A-T!

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Why don't we get drunk? . Why don't we do not get drunk?

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How can I have great sex for the rest of my life and still get into heaven? Get a wife and keep sex within the marriage.

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He broke it off He's just having withdrawal symptoms.

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What is more smart? Cat or Dog? cats calculate more, but both cats and dogs can be pretty smart given the chance.

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Do you always get what you pay for Yes, I go for broke.

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I went to confession and the priest came onto me. Who should I tell and how can I get people to believe me? Go to authoritites (outside of the church.)

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you love a girl,she's your cozin,you tell her love you she rejects you!after 2years she comes your home speaks you friendly!what she means? It means she's probably two years more mature than you are. Don't put so much into it.

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What makes U a drama queen :) $20 million a movie.

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Emotion destroys logic. Racism demolishes thought and is replaced by Hatred. Truth is ignored..facts don't matter..lies count! Sad? And on top of all that, faith is ridiculed. Very sad indeed.

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Why are cats called buff colored and not called blonde? Because they are smart... (okay, this is only suppose to be humorous :)

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What is the real reason why people in their 20s never join more and more social groups? Because they are allowing the rest of the population to catch up.

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If you went back to school for free, what degree would you get? masters

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It's reported that the Obama people are searching hard for a good campaign slogan. Any suggestions? أنا احتيال

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Is my trainer crushing on me? What would ever give you that idea? Heck no. He doesn't have a thing for you. It's all in your head.

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Ow! I'm having a chocolate bunny and jelly bean hangover! Anyone else? Are you saying that you are having a bad hare day?

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Fox News' Mike Huckabee on his Easter episode said "The Atheist day of celebration should be April 1st." Offensive ? surprised ?

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What is Turkey's REAL name? A turkey is a large bird in the genus Meleagris. One species, Meleagris gallopavo, commonly known as the Wild Turkey, is native to the forests of North America. The domestic turkey is a descendant of this species. The other living species is Meleagris ocellata or the Ocellated Turkey, native to the forests of the Yucatán Peninsula. As far as the country, it's real name is the Republic of Turkey.

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It's better to be an idiot than to be a ______. fool

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Where is your toothpaste? The toothpaste drippings are still attached to the inside of the sink from last time. Now is when I scrape them out and use the pieces for breath mints.

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Did you ever skip class when you were in school? No, but I would skip to class and whistle a happy tune.

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What do you not want to see while on a boat in the ocean? The tip top of Mt. Everest as the shoreline.

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How would you sit down if you didn't have a bottom? On my butt. The soles of my feet are actually my bottom.

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Fox News' Mike Huckabee on his Easter episode said "The Atheist day of celebration should be April 1st." Offensive ? surprised ? That guy is getting as offensive as Obama... but, definitely would make a better president.

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i say goodbye, you say ------- good riddance.

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Which of the seven dwarves would make the best president? Dopey is already in office.