Answerbag: Curtis's answers

Answer to What did you think of this season premiere of Family Guy? (2009)

Thu, 01 Oct 2009 13:57:17 -0700

What did you think of this season premiere of Family Guy? (2009)

Just funny...

Answer to What's a bad way to start the day?

Fri, 25 Sep 2009 14:51:58 -0700

What's a bad way to start the day?

No coffee

Answer to What's your favorite scene in any movie?

Fri, 25 Sep 2009 14:48:52 -0700

What's your favorite scene in any movie?

The end of "Live of Brian" - Alwayslook at the bright side of live...

Answer to Has your lady ever had you suck on a strapon or dildo so she could see what you look like sucking a cock?

Mon, 24 Aug 2009 14:11:37 -0700

Has your lady ever had you suck on a strapon or dildo so she could see what you look like sucking a cock?

What's so exiting about chewing on plastic???

Answer to What do you think about acid (LSD)?

Mon, 24 Aug 2009 14:09:54 -0700

What do you think about acid (LSD)?

A very dangerous - cause hard to handle - drug.

Answer to How to get a girl to give you a blow job

Mon, 24 Aug 2009 14:07:54 -0700

How to get a girl to give you a blow job

Ask her.

Answer to Do you enjoy love making during summer or winter.

Thu, 20 Aug 2009 14:18:53 -0700

Do you enjoy love making during summer or winter.

In general at any time, but in summer sometimes it's too hot, and she sticks because of sweat.

Answer to What is the last thing you think about before going to bed?

Mon, 10 Aug 2009 14:06:44 -0700

What is the last thing you think about before going to bed?

The meaning of live.

Answer to How do you know when you're old?

Mon, 10 Aug 2009 14:04:43 -0700

How do you know when you're old?

When you loose erection from time to time.

Answer to Describe your love life in three words or less.

Tue, 04 Aug 2009 14:10:08 -0700

Describe your love life in three words or less.

Could be better.

Answer to Have you ever seriously thought of taking a pay cut so you can have a less stressful job?

Tue, 04 Aug 2009 13:53:11 -0700

Have you ever seriously thought of taking a pay cut so you can have a less stressful job?

Not really. I like my job, I like the people I work together. The job is a part of my life.

Answer to What is the sole purpose of America's occupation in Afghanistan?

Tue, 04 Aug 2009 13:50:33 -0700

What is the sole purpose of America's occupation in Afghanistan?

Cannot tell, as I cannot tell why other countries are there. Maybe to show some activity, maybe Afghanistan was the easiest place to do so.

Answer to I'm a 15 yr old guy and been masturbating for two years, and its always the same thing. I was looking for a little variety in my masturbation and found that i can only really cum when im lying down (as if the girl was in cowgirl position). What can I do?

Sun, 02 Aug 2009 13:44:32 -0700

I'm a 15 yr old guy and been masturbating for two years, and its always the same thing. I was looking for a little variety in my masturbation and found that i can only really cum when im lying down (as if the girl was in cowgirl position). What can I do?

Stop it. Or watch porn movies.

Answer to How would you rate yourself making love to someone?

Sun, 02 Aug 2009 13:42:01 -0700

How would you rate yourself making love to someone?

Hard to measure without a benchmark. Well, some years ago, maybe 8, today maybe 6. I am getting old and tired.

Answer to Who or what is your favorite cartoon character? What makes him or her your favorite?

Sun, 02 Aug 2009 13:25:16 -0700

Who or what is your favorite cartoon character? What makes him or her your favorite?

Donald Duck, the biggest looser ever.

Answer to Is there anyway to know when Jesus will return to Earth?

Sun, 02 Aug 2009 13:21:42 -0700

Is there anyway to know when Jesus will return to Earth?

Only He knows...

Answer to What do you consider a taboo when it comes to sex?

Sun, 02 Aug 2009 13:10:07 -0700

What do you consider a taboo when it comes to sex?

To call him/her with the name of your ex.

Answer to What is the longest period of time you have been without electricity, and what did you do?

Sun, 02 Aug 2009 13:00:08 -0700

What is the longest period of time you have been without electricity, and what did you do?

Two hours, several year ago. A stable electricity network in Germany.

Answer to What is your sex toy of choice?

Sun, 02 Aug 2009 12:56:32 -0700

What is your sex toy of choice?

Do we all really need one? For me it's more a substitute then anything else.

Answer to What is the most valuable thing you have?

Sun, 26 Jul 2009 14:28:26 -0700

What is the most valuable thing you have?

My brain.

Answer to I would like to find eiershampoo to be shipped to the United States. Where can I find such a place?

Sun, 26 Jul 2009 14:17:47 -0700

I would like to find eiershampoo to be shipped to the United States. Where can I find such a place?

Lol, I know it, the shampoo with the good slogan. Can't you order it via internet?

Answer to Will anyone ever match or beat Lance Armstrong's record in the Tour de France?

Sun, 26 Jul 2009 14:14:22 -0700

Will anyone ever match or beat Lance Armstrong's record in the Tour de France?

I anyone dopes better, maybe. Almost all athlets are doped...

Answer to What is a job on a Cruise Ship?

Sun, 26 Jul 2009 14:10:31 -0700

What is a job on a Cruise Ship?

So far as I know: Most jobs are stressful! Hardly sparetime...

Answer to Why do i cross my eyes when i have sex?

Sun, 26 Jul 2009 14:00:42 -0700

Why do i cross my eyes when i have sex?

Don't think about it. You cross your eyes, so what?

Answer to How many diffrent types op colours/colors are there?

Sun, 26 Jul 2009 13:58:59 -0700

How many diffrent types op colours/colors are there?

Only God knows the answer.

Answer to Is female masturbation during sex a turn-off?

Sun, 26 Jul 2009 13:58:23 -0700

Is female masturbation during sex a turn-off?

For me it's a turn-on.

Answer to I say "Horny" you say?

Sun, 26 Jul 2009 13:56:41 -0700

I say "Horny" you say?

Good to know. :-)

Answer to Why is it people are comfortable (sometimes in public) in bathing suits but not underwear? Sometimes some bikini's are more skimpy than some bras and panties. I just find it a bit odd.

Sun, 26 Jul 2009 13:51:48 -0700

Why is it people are comfortable (sometimes in public) in bathing suits but not underwear? Sometimes some bikini's are more skimpy than some bras and panties. I just find it a bit odd.

Good question. Can't tell you. Maybe because underware has be wearen under the nomal cloths????

Answer to How many guns do you have in your home?

Sun, 26 Jul 2009 13:47:57 -0700

How many guns do you have in your home?

None, I don't need one. And the laws are strict in our country.

Answer to Where's the best place to have sex on a beach?

Sun, 26 Jul 2009 13:46:05 -0700

Where's the best place to have sex on a beach?

Near the beach in the water can be fun.

Answer to Ever tried Tantra? if yes, how was it?

Sun, 26 Jul 2009 13:44:51 -0700

Ever tried Tantra? if yes, how was it?

No, but I read a lot about it. And the end, it seems to work like all other techniques that help to relax.

Answer to Have you ever bought a vehicle from EBay?

Sun, 26 Jul 2009 13:41:11 -0700

Have you ever bought a vehicle from EBay?

No, and would never do. It's neccessary to check with your own eyes. I would never believe the ebay seller description.

Answer to Ever wake up naked on the beach with no clothes after a party night

Sun, 26 Jul 2009 13:39:16 -0700

Ever wake up naked on the beach with no clothes after a party night

If so I would ask myself if I need psychological help. To answer your question: No.

Answer to How is your sex life;}

Thu, 23 Jul 2009 14:07:55 -0700

How is your sex life;}

Very good, thanks for asking. But it could be more often.

Answer to The best part of having sex is_________

Thu, 23 Jul 2009 14:03:22 -0700

The best part of having sex is_________

...the cigarette afterwards. As a reward for a real good job.

Answer to Give me the details about "Tadalafil" tablets...

Thu, 23 Jul 2009 14:00:37 -0700

Give me the details about "Tadalafil" tablets...

Have a look a wikipedia.

Answer to What is the percent chance of a person being attacked by a shark?

Thu, 23 Jul 2009 13:57:01 -0700

What is the percent chance of a person being attacked by a shark?

Depends on the world region; shark is not shark. In Australia: Like a stairway to heaven...

Answer to How do you feel when someone else starts crying?

Wed, 22 Jul 2009 13:58:50 -0700

How do you feel when someone else starts crying?

Irritated, and don't really know who to react.

Answer to Can anyone teach me how to be seductive?

Wed, 22 Jul 2009 13:57:05 -0700

Can anyone teach me how to be seductive?

What about Hitch, the date doctor???

Answer to What did Philip Morris give you?

Wed, 22 Jul 2009 13:56:11 -0700

What did Philip Morris give you?

Not very much. The cigarettes are too light.

Answer to Delicious food or good dressing?

Wed, 22 Jul 2009 13:52:35 -0700

Delicious food or good dressing?

Why "or"?

Answer to What does a woman mean when she says "Come In Deep"?

Wed, 22 Jul 2009 13:45:14 -0700

What does a woman mean when she says "Come In Deep"?

Insert as deep as you can.

Answer to What has Barack Obama given you?

Wed, 22 Jul 2009 13:38:52 -0700

What has Barack Obama given you?

Hope, for a better, more peaseful world.

Answer to What might have a horn?

Fri, 17 Jul 2009 15:34:40 -0700

What might have a horn?

A man!

Answer to Do you enjoy bisexual porn? mmf or ffm or both?

Fri, 17 Jul 2009 15:33:01 -0700

Do you enjoy bisexual porn? mmf or ffm or both?

I like both, but prefer bisexual MMF, even if the quality of most of these movies could be better.

Answer to Why women love to play with men's cock

Fri, 17 Jul 2009 15:22:46 -0700

Why women love to play with men's cock

Why not? Or is there an alternative?

Answer to Whats the dumbest thing you've said during sex that killed the moment?I once said during the act " How do you like this sword of my mighty meat?"

Thu, 09 Jul 2009 14:01:10 -0700

Whats the dumbest thing you've said during sex that killed the moment?I once said during the act " How do you like this sword of my mighty meat?"

I called her with a wrong name...

Answer to Do you believe that Michael Jackson was really in the casket at the Memorial?

Thu, 09 Jul 2009 13:59:50 -0700

Do you believe that Michael Jackson was really in the casket at the Memorial?

I really hope so as well. He should rest in peace, I'am feed up with all these special programms in TV and radio.

Answer to Girls: Why is that females don't like pee games and Golden Showers. I find them very erotic and love having my wife share her necter with me. She says she only does it because I like it.

Thu, 09 Jul 2009 13:54:49 -0700

Girls: Why is that females don't like pee games and Golden Showers. I find them very erotic and love having my wife share her necter with me. She says she only does it because I like it.

Well, peeing has no sexual impact. Or do you know someone - man or woman - orgazming because of peeing? I'm not.

Answer to What is a great thing to celebrate?

Thu, 09 Jul 2009 13:51:49 -0700

What is a great thing to celebrate?

The German reunion

Answer to Would you consider incest if it were legal?

Thu, 09 Jul 2009 13:49:50 -0700

Would you consider incest if it were legal?

I guess that many of those who said "yes" did this because it's illegal at present. In general something illegal becoming legal is fun, but boring than. I think there are some good (biological) reasons not to fuck your sister. In addition: Sex and/or marriage with your cousin...

Answer to Topless or bottomless?

Thu, 09 Jul 2009 13:39:51 -0700

Topless or bottomless?

Topless makes me brainless

Answer to Have you seen refrigerator with TV on it?

Mon, 06 Jul 2009 13:19:45 -0700

Have you seen refrigerator with TV on it?

I heard about it before. Some cannot live without it...

Answer to If ur a guy: do u like your woman to be shaved or not? why? If ur a girl:do you like to shave or not? why?

Mon, 06 Jul 2009 13:17:30 -0700

If ur a guy: do u like your woman to be shaved or not? why? If ur a girl:do you like to shave or not? why?

Shaved or trimmed, doesn't matter. But: if I want to see the jungle, I visit the amazonas...

Answer to What's the weather forecast for tomorrow?

Mon, 06 Jul 2009 13:09:26 -0700

What's the weather forecast for tomorrow?

Hot and humid in Germany.

Answer to What is your opinion of Barack Obama?

Mon, 06 Jul 2009 13:08:24 -0700

What is your opinion of Barack Obama?

Even if the Europeans a little bit disapointed (because of the things a president wants to do and what he must do), up to know he is a good president.

Answer to Does cold air in your eyes make you tired?

Mon, 06 Jul 2009 13:02:19 -0700

Does cold air in your eyes make you tired?

No, it makes me cry...

Answer to What do you think will be the next five words you gonna say?

Mon, 06 Jul 2009 13:01:04 -0700

What do you think will be the next five words you gonna say?

morning, my dear coffee pot

Answer to If you had to give up one of these things for life what would you choose to give up-- toothpaste, deodorant, or soap?

Mon, 06 Jul 2009 12:57:04 -0700

If you had to give up one of these things for life what would you choose to give up-- toothpaste, deodorant, or soap?

Toothpast, because you could use soap in case of need. Clever answer, isn't it?

Answer to If you're told to "work harder" how do you actually do this?

Mon, 06 Jul 2009 12:55:10 -0700

If you're told to "work harder" how do you actually do this?

I would be offended, I am working very hard.

Answer to Which country is the sexiest?

Mon, 06 Jul 2009 12:52:46 -0700

Which country is the sexiest?

The sexiest ladies? Miami Beach!

Answer to Woman: what compelled you to have sex with an animal for the first time?

Sun, 05 Jul 2009 14:13:55 -0700

Woman: what compelled you to have sex with an animal for the first time?

NEVER EVER!

Answer to Do you ever have trouble finding the hole?

Sun, 05 Jul 2009 14:10:25 -0700

Do you ever have trouble finding the hole?

Sometimes, yes. Another eye would be helpful sometimes...

Answer to Ok heres the deal, grandma died a few months ago an i can't aford to burrie her so i put her in my freezer, then my girlfriend spent the night with me an found her 'she left screaming! do you think theres any way i can get her back please help?

Sun, 05 Jul 2009 14:06:18 -0700

Ok heres the deal, grandma died a few months ago an i can't aford to burrie her so i put her in my freezer, then my girlfriend spent the night with me an found her 'she left screaming! do you think theres any way i can get her back please help?

I doubt that it's possible to make her believe that you are not Norman Bates, sorry. Wpould you believe her the other way round???

Answer to Describe what led to the best orgasm you ever had. Details would be nice.

Sun, 05 Jul 2009 14:04:13 -0700

Describe what led to the best orgasm you ever had. Details would be nice.

There are things onearth that are hard to describe. Together with a women, a blow job, myself stoned with poppers, and I sprayed two times in one minute. And I was completely done.

Answer to Do you think that one day, certain Canadian provinces might wish to become USA states, severing all legal relationships with the UK? Why might they? Would the USA gladly accept them, with "open arms?" (I think "we" would!)

Fri, 03 Jul 2009 14:05:42 -0700

Do you think that one day, certain Canadian provinces might wish to become USA states, severing all legal relationships with the UK? Why might they? Would the USA gladly accept them, with "open arms?" (I think "we" would!)

Well, nothing in history is fixed. Why not? Maybe not today, but in 20 years? Or 100 years? Or never? Who knows.

Answer to Where could you walk to?

Fri, 03 Jul 2009 13:55:14 -0700

Where could you walk to?

To the moon, and then walking on the moon (the older one understand, don't call the police).

Answer to Where might someone sit?

Fri, 03 Jul 2009 13:52:42 -0700

Where might someone sit?

On me.

Answer to Women have you ever held a guys cock while another guy suck him off to completion?

Fri, 03 Jul 2009 13:50:57 -0700

Women have you ever held a guys cock while another guy suck him off to completion?

I guess that many dream about such a situation, but only a few ever had the chance to do so.

Answer to Have you bought a TV in the past 5 years?

Fri, 03 Jul 2009 13:47:33 -0700

Have you bought a TV in the past 5 years?

Yes.

Answer to Have you ever visited Italy?

Fri, 03 Jul 2009 13:46:09 -0700

Have you ever visited Italy?

Yes, a trip to the south. Lovely, exciting country, especially if you walk through a city besites the tourists routes...

Answer to What is the highest amount of money you have ever spent on a "love doll"?

Fri, 03 Jul 2009 13:42:04 -0700

What is the highest amount of money you have ever spent on a "love doll"?

Do you mean ar real doll or is this a synonym for a "bitch"???

Answer to When you hug a friend of the other sex, does that mean that you are more than friends or does it mean you are still only friends?

Fri, 03 Jul 2009 13:39:28 -0700

When you hug a friend of the other sex, does that mean that you are more than friends or does it mean you are still only friends?

I depends on the culture you are living in. For example, in France hugging is more usual as in Germany.

Answer to Do you prefer giving or receiving oral sex?

Fri, 03 Jul 2009 13:35:55 -0700

Do you prefer giving or receiving oral sex?

Yes, of course! I think - or better believe - most people like oral sex. Therefore I don't really get the question.

Answer to Do you think that anyone who has a Abortion will and is going to Hell?

Thu, 02 Jul 2009 13:43:16 -0700

Do you think that anyone who has a Abortion will and is going to Hell?

Abortion is a very serious topic, in many ways. Heaven and Hell are too simple concepts in this context.

Answer to OMG!!!My daughter is a ____?

Thu, 02 Jul 2009 13:34:58 -0700

OMG!!!My daughter is a ____?

German!

Answer to Which video game would work well as a movie?

Thu, 02 Jul 2009 13:29:05 -0700

Which video game would work well as a movie?

Tetris? Not sure about it...

Answer to What is your favorite day of the week and why?

Tue, 30 Jun 2009 14:26:21 -0700

What is your favorite day of the week and why?

Depends on what's happening at the several days. No day in particular is the best withot any reason.

Answer to Is it true men only have. . . . . . . .2. . . . . . . . . faults; everything they say and everything they do?

Tue, 30 Jun 2009 14:22:44 -0700

Is it true men only have. . . . . . . .2. . . . . . . . . faults; everything they say and everything they do?

Can't get it....

Answer to Do zombies make good house pets,and if so what is the care and feeding like?

Tue, 30 Jun 2009 14:16:49 -0700

Do zombies make good house pets,and if so what is the care and feeding like?

Everything allright with you? Or is your zombi sitting at your PC? ;-)

Answer to How many of you HATE gays

Tue, 30 Jun 2009 14:13:55 -0700

How many of you HATE gays

I don't hate them. Why should someone? They have another sexual orientation, that's all. It's much more interestin whether someone is a nazi or not. Or a terrorist.

Answer to So paedophilia and child molestation is okay as long as you are a great musical talent?

Tue, 30 Jun 2009 14:10:48 -0700

So paedophilia and child molestation is okay as long as you are a great musical talent?

The last evidences were missing...

Answer to QUICK! GIVE ME A STOCK TIP! I WON'T TELL!

Mon, 29 Jun 2009 14:35:36 -0700

QUICK! GIVE ME A STOCK TIP! I WON'T TELL!

Are you Leeman???

Answer to Auntie Em! Auntie Em! There's a tornado blowing in! How would you react if you lived in a trailer home?*

Mon, 29 Jun 2009 14:31:10 -0700

Auntie Em! Auntie Em! There's a tornado blowing in! How would you react if you lived in a trailer home?*

Everything you do could be wrong, everything you don't do as well. Pray to God?

Answer to Which AB user has the most interesting avatar?

Sun, 28 Jun 2009 14:20:32 -0700

Which AB user has the most interesting avatar?

Me,no doubt about it. Many people like it, I am so sexy...

Answer to How hard is it for you to forgive someone for forgetting your birthday?

Sun, 28 Jun 2009 14:17:08 -0700

How hard is it for you to forgive someone for forgetting your birthday?

Impossible

Answer to Whats the weirdest, non-living, object you have heard of being inserted in someone (in ANY hole)?

Sun, 28 Jun 2009 13:55:01 -0700

Whats the weirdest, non-living, object you have heard of being inserted in someone (in ANY hole)?

zucchini

Answer to How many kingdoms are there !!and what are they

Sun, 28 Jun 2009 13:53:02 -0700

How many kingdoms are there !!and what are they

The United Kingdom.

Answer to What religion are you (I don't judge anyone)?

Sun, 28 Jun 2009 13:51:32 -0700

What religion are you (I don't judge anyone)?

Since arround 20 year: None. And I am okay with it.

Answer to Name a movie line you use in everyday life? (Not Arnold)

Thu, 25 Jun 2009 13:59:45 -0700

Name a movie line you use in everyday life? (Not Arnold)

Always look at the bright side of live (The Live of Brian)

Answer to Whats the best wway to meet girls?I aint scared or nuttin cause i got alof of confidense but maybe Im looking in all the wrong places. Im still in school so its hard too for me to find em.

Thu, 25 Jun 2009 13:54:37 -0700

Whats the best wway to meet girls?I aint scared or nuttin cause i got alof of confidense but maybe Im looking in all the wrong places. Im still in school so its hard too for me to find em.

Love can find you everywhere...

Answer to Bacon & ................. sandwich

Thu, 25 Jun 2009 13:46:17 -0700

Bacon & ................. sandwich

Mozzarella and tomatoes

Answer to Whats your name?

Thu, 25 Jun 2009 13:42:00 -0700

Whats your name?

Curtis

Answer to What perfume/cologne attracts you to the opposite sex?

Thu, 25 Jun 2009 13:39:44 -0700

What perfume/cologne attracts you to the opposite sex?

Sweat

Answer to Im a girl that enjoys anal, but im not sure if my bf would be ok with it. how am i suposed to ask him? whats a good time to ask?

Tue, 23 Jun 2009 13:53:53 -0700

Im a girl that enjoys anal, but im not sure if my bf would be ok with it. how am i suposed to ask him? whats a good time to ask?

With other words: Just do it, and enjoy it. There only a few guys who don't like anal. Most times it's the other way round: The boys are not sure whether they can ask or not.

Answer to Do you have a sexual energy?

Tue, 23 Jun 2009 13:42:45 -0700

Do you have a sexual energy?

Maybe in ´the past. I am getting old and tired...

Answer to When you are showering with your partner do you like to wash their front or back? Why?

Tue, 23 Jun 2009 13:38:11 -0700

When you are showering with your partner do you like to wash their front or back? Why?

The front. Much more interesting... Good question by the way. +3

Answer to Is anyone else here as horny as I am right now?

Tue, 23 Jun 2009 13:35:19 -0700

Is anyone else here as horny as I am right now?

No. If so, would I have a look at answerbag? And: Are there some changes in the layout of this site???

Answer to So, recently I have found that I enjoy being humiliated sexually? Does this make me a bad person?

Thu, 18 Jun 2009 13:53:30 -0700

So, recently I have found that I enjoy being humiliated sexually? Does this make me a bad person?

No. Sexuality is a part of your personality, but not the whole one.

Answer to Is there a movie or TV show that you never understood what the big hoopla was all about?

Thu, 18 Jun 2009 13:34:19 -0700

Is there a movie or TV show that you never understood what the big hoopla was all about?

Dallas.