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I guess Jesus isn't coming back anytime soon? It's not like he was nailed to a f*cking boomerang so I doubt it.

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Now you're just somebody that I ________________. likes the latest fad.

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Templar knights, do they still exist? In a manner, but they aren't some secret society hellbent on world domination. Only idiots believe that.....the guy that shot all those kids in Norway a few months ago claimed he was the member of grout of New Templar Knights, but he was a f*cking lunatic.

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ONE answer please...44% of Americans do this every day. What is it? Say "not tonight I have a headache"

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Why do black people have a distinct "black people" smell? Why do indians have that "indian" smell? I smell it every time in an elevator. Same reason Rednecks smell like shit, sweat and beer.

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Will Americans start to move to China or India for jobs since most jobs are going there? Chinese won't hire Americans, except for Face jobs where they want to show off white people in the office to investors or clients from the west.

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Why is incest porn a turn on? I have no incest feelings, but watching incest porn is a turn on, is it the taboo? Is it bad? I feel bad Ignore the other answer. It's the taboo factor that makes watching incest porn a turn-on. It's nothing to feel wrong about.

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How would you feel if a talking 67 Impala crashed through the front of your house, and a bunch of clowns climbed out with AK-47s and asked I would inform the clowns for the last time that their talking car was not welcome in my neighborhood. I would then tell them the midget and the chosen baby were actually the same person and that they were looking for Vern Troyer's third cousin Jake and that the only way I would give up Jake's location is if the clowns would have a nightmare inducing orgy with me.

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Who looks more stupid with their fashion styles , Snooki or lady gaga ? At least Lady Gaga contributes something to the world. Her music may not be everyone's cup of tea, but it is unique. Snooki is a nasty little orange whore who needs to be tied to a tree in the middle of a town and repeatedly beaten with dead fish until she dies of dehydration....along with the rest of the cast of Jersey Shore and every mother on 16 and Pregnant.

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Do you worship God? or God! I worship the bisexual/funny as shit Jesus @ http://www.facebook.com/pages/Jesus-Christ/206600116047051

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I need some honest opinions on my looks, please. see picture

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What is a criminal offence that shouldn't be? Why? Sodomy with consenting adults.......you are going to get 5000 people saying something about pot.

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If you where walking down the street and saw someone being mugged would u help or walk on by I have 39 1/2 people in my head and not one of them will hesitate to beat the hell out of someone who deserves it.

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If you have mastered the concept of nutrition & can afford to eat: what you having for lunch today? For lunch I'm having a salad with just a lil bit of shredded cheese and ranch dressing and sweet tea.

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Which girl is the hottest here? http://a1.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-snc1/v344/127/36/1379880255/n1379880255_30366192_6543.jpg on the right with the bangs in her eyes.

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As long as they're building a mosque at Ground Zero, why not force the families of the victims to convert to Islam while they're at it? Trolololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololo...

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Do you have more than 100 friends on facebook? Hell no, I have 38 and they are all people I have went to school with or worked with or just family... I can't stand those who add 25+ friends everyday just because they are a friend of a friend of a friend of a friend.

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How would you describe my looks before and after my makeover? Gorgeous in both, but don't worry about what we think. Know that you are beautiful to yourself.

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Are you open about being an atheist or are you in the closet? I'm a open agnostic/atheist, but unlike the Christian Soldiers I don't throw down people's throats.

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When would you feel like it is too hot to go outside? I'm allergic to sunlight.....so most of the summer. LOVE RAINY DAYS!

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Im just curious, can you get an STD from a brother or sister? God we don't do not want to know the back-story to this question....but yes. You can contract an STD from anyone who is infected.

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What would happen if everyone acted how they act in person on the Internet? What about vice-versa? I wouldn't be any different.....well I could come out of the closet... 0_o

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Were democrats once Republicans but are not now because of being casterated or if democrats become men will they become Republican ? This is exactly what I've been telling everyone for the past two weeks. This kind of bullsh*t is exactly what is happening in D.C. The Red team doesn't like the Blue team so they're all going to stand around calling each other names like a bunch of bratty two year olds instead of getting something done and saving our once great country from a clusterf*ck of the ages. People like you who only...

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If I put peanut butter between two jelly donuts can I call it a peanut butter and jelly sandwich? Your arteries will hate you, but I'll go with yes.

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Is the U.S too BIG to fail? No, I think our country is on the road to be a perfect example of the old saying "The bigger they are, the harder they fall." Unless our government can stop behaving like toddlers who like to tick each other off.

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Can you spare a few minutes to help a girl really in need? I once lived in a trailer without utilities, or windows during the winter had no new school clothes, and often times went hungry through my 3 years of High School(I graduated a year early) and you know what I did. After graduation I got a job and paid rent and utilities on a 3 bedroom house for 3 years until my disabled mother could actually get her Disability and Medicaid. Even then I paid the...

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Who is Amy Winehouse? Some mediocre singer with a horrible drug addiction whose death overshadowed a terrible tragedy in Norway because people are insanely addicted to their celebrity news.

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If you found a baby kitten on your doorstep, what would you name it? True story, I used to work at a video store and one night after I had locked up someone came driving through the parking lot and threw a little Himalayan mix kitten out their window and broke his leg. Took him to the vet got him patched up and named him Blue, cause of his eyes. Sadly, my other cat Meeko who was insanely tough he had been sliced open, shot, lost his eye, the tip of his tail and...

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Have you ever had Peanut butter and jelly sandwich on the buns? Yes, but she asked me not to do it again because the jelly dripped off the bread and stained her panties.

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Who do you NOT want wishing you a "Happy Birthday"? Death

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Who is the Lord of both Living and Dead? Horus and Osiris first, then Zeus and Hades, now-a-days I go by Gaines and Sengai.

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How do I force myself to be Christian? Start hating everyone for every little thing and possibly cause yourself some severe head trauma.

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Will increasing taxes on the American People help stabilize the National Debt? Obama wants to increase taxes on the wealthy and the big corporations.....but our childish retarded immature government care more about in-fighting than getting anything done.

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How many songs are on your Windows Media Player or related device? And of those, how many did you pay for? 1,515......and to the rest of your question I invoke my 5th amendment right to not answer on the grounds that I may incriminate myself.

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Is Harold Camping's prediction wrong or just early? HE WAS F**KING WRONG IN 1988, 1992 AND 1994 THAT DIPSHIT HAS NEVER BEEN RIGHT AND HE SHOULD BE JAILED FOR THE IDIOTS WHO BELIEVED HIM AND TOOK THEIR OWN LIVES AND THE MOTHER WHO SLIT HER OWN DAUGHTERS THROATS BECAUSE SHE DIDN'T WANT TO FACE THE END OF DAYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! http://www.facebook.com/pages/Harold-Camping-Should-be-Arrested-for-Inciting-National-Panic/131712883571306 Sorry that dude...

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Look what Harold Camping caused! See the news link in the description! Join my cause at the Facebook page below as well! Should he die? He should die!

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How would the Buddha, Jesus, or Gandhi have dealt with a Balrog, huh? http://www.facebook.com/pages/Jesus-Christ/206600116047051 ask him.

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Can you get pregnant if you're on birth control, on your period, have on a pad, underwear, and shorts, boyfriend fully clothed, and you grind on his lap? I can't tell if you're trolling or just really stupid.

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"The world can't end yet. I didn't __________ yet." Fill in the blank? Make sweet love to Shakira.

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What is the one constant among religious fundamentalists? Idiocy

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If you had 1 DAY TO LIVE what would you do in that one day? At first I thought if I had one day left I would call up my lost love/best friend and ask if she wanted to spend the day together, but I know with her marriage and family that would be selfish. So if I had one day left and knew, I would go for a walk. When I found a nice quiet secluded place I would listen to some meaningful music and write letters to everyone who was important to me. My final...

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Me and my bf got caught shoplifting its our first time he took $80 n I $12 anyone please whats the punishment To be declared a fucking idiot.

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Is Latin language hard to learn? Simply, yes.

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If Whites are to Caucasians and Asians are to Orientals, then what is an euphemism for Blacks? I'm not touching that.

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So Trump wants to bomb/invade Lybia and then face of OPEC coutries and tell them to cut prices or get bombed/invaded, is he a fool or not? Share your answer...

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What's your favorite pokemon? Gotta go old-school with Mewtwo

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A ____________ walks into a bar? A small goat named Frederic.

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Why did Jesus throw the Ten Commandments at the Golden Goat? Look all I can say is it involved a high pressured hose, some cat litter, a gallon of sunny delight, some whipped cream, a goat, two Mexicans and a small chihuahua named Larry.

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What would happen if I broke my buttocks Assius Fracturus

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religion is just to cuddle your psychology, agree?, why ? Religion is like a penis. It's okay to have one. It's even okay to be proud of it. But do not whip it out in public and start waving it around and DO NOT shove it down the throats of children.

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What kind of accent do you have (city, state, country, etc)? Everyone has an accent, they just don't realize it. Mine is probably a Southern. Thou I can do really good British, Australian, Spanish, and French. lol. :)

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A friend of mine recently had premature twins. One of them died two days later. Is there anyone who can tell me what to say when I see her? There isn't much to say...just be a friend.

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Why did STAR WARS storm troopers wear armour that couldn't stop an Ewok arrow? The same reason that medieval warriors and renaissance warriors wear armor that can't stop a thin 5 inch blade in Assassin's Creed. Bad guys not smart.

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Why do the religious think athiests should have to prove that god does not exist? ...........................................________ ....................................,.-‘”...................``~., .............................,.-”...................................“-., .........................,/...............................................”:, .....................,?......................................................\,...

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Why do you hate Justin Bieber? I don't hate her, I'm just sick of the talentless teens the record labels keep signing to appeal to their younger fans. Ke$ha, Justin Bieber, Miley Cyrus, Jonas Brothers, Selena Gomez, Haley Duff, etc etc.

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Should there be such a thing as a "bible college"? And is it even considered a real degree program? There are some that are accredited schools. They are few and far between. i.e. Christian Correspondence School or something like that offers degrees but they are not accepted by anyone as anytype of accredited degree.

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How do I make sure the water I use for bobbing apples at my Halloween party is sanitary? Boil it, or simply buy Gallons of water. and make sure the apples are cleaned. Then make sure your container is as well. Set it up last an keep it covered with plastic wrap until time to bob. and make sure the water has cooled. You don't want someones Halloween Mask melted into their face.

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Should strip searching of students at school be legal? Only at Coed College campuses. lol Seriously though, no child should be strip searched unless there was proper cause, a warrant and an officer of the same gender performed the search.

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Why do people get mad when the truth is spoken? Because truth is what someone believes it to be. I for one find it very truthful is someone says there is no God. However my cousin finds that to be a lie. To misquote an old saying, "Truth is in the eye of the beholder"

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What's the first thing the comes to your mind when you think of Germany, other than the two World Wars? Call me a profiler but all I can think of is Nazis.....or Republicans. They are the same right?

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Even if someone does not hear the Gospel of Jesus the Christ, does this scripture in the bible hold them accountable ? Romans 1: 18 - 21 . Following that logic, I'm in trouble for not helping Paddington Bear find his button when he needed assistance. They are both books. Nothing more.

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Have you ever been in love with a fictional character? I'm in love with Alistair from Dragon Age Origins.

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Why do people think the US so arrogant? Um...This Country is.

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i started dating a girl and unsure should i tell her that i wear womens underwear,its just for comfort and they fit me great . . . . . .. . . . . . . . . . . ,.-‘”. . . . . . . . . .``~., . . . . . . . .. . . . . .,.-”. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .“-., . . . . .. . . . . . ..,/. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . ”:, . . . . . . . .. .,?. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .\, . . . . . . . . . /. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . ,} . . . . . . . . ./. . . ....

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The Fl. Pastor has just said he isn't going through with the burning. Is this a good thing or a blow to freedom of speech?? He was an idiot and when the terroroists perpetrated an attack I wouldn't have batted a lash when they retaliated. Because there is a difference in Freedom of Speech and trying to piss people off. That's what he was doing.

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What TV show are you most looking forward to returning or premiering this fall (2010)? THE WALKING DEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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who knows about the "westborrow church" people in Texas? I Cant believe how crazy and rude they are Now see if the terrorists had killed those guys it would have been awesome.

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The "Dr. Laura" thing: Was the caller sensitive or "hypersensitive"? There are double standards on the N word but Dr. Laura is a blithering idiot.

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Who is the most overrated musician? (KISS is obvious so don't say it) beatles, and Lil wayne

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A ____________ walks into a bar? a guy who forgot he asked this question.

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Do you support or oppose a mosque near Ground Zero? I think it is a great step in America's cultural diversity, however I can only see problems arising. Vandalism and the like.

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I have found the truth about rainbows! What do you think? http://aura0.gaia.com/photos/41/409292/large/Gay_Sex.gif HA, forgot about this one.

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If you could ask God one question, what would you ask? 1.) What in the flying f**k is wrong with you? Do you get off watching the world go to shit, you sick f**k? 2.) Was there really someone on the grassy knoll?

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Have you ever killed someone? I did it, I admit it. I killed Jesus!!!!!!!!!!

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Cake, tea, or death? Neither I want COOKIES AND MILK, DAMN YOU DEATH...sorry flew off the handle.

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Do you think that spanking a child should be illegal? I'm from New Zealand and it is illegal here. It seems to be working (somewhat). It depends if the child is raised right, fine. If you're raising a brat you may need to bust an ass here and there. I'm looking at you mama Lohan.

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Just checking: What was your level on Answerbag before the launch of the new version of the site? What is your level now? (01/25/10) I had 16,000 plus. Sage,because I was without a PC for awhile. Now I have 3,745 and I am a Sage...so I have no Idea what happened.

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What do you think would happend to fire in space? (If you had a lighter and turned it on in outerspace) The same thing that happens when you depend on republicans...nothing!!!! HAHA

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I'm a man, I suck a cock, get ass fucked, eat meat on friday's, jack off on sundays and burn the bible. What does the afterlife hold? O.o....okay then

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Hey Guys, Do You Watch So You Think You Can Dance Episodes ? If Yes Then Tell Me Which One Is Your Fav Character Not often but I did watch an episode last season where the couple had to convey that they were best friends who fell in love. They kept tossing a necklace of a heart back and forth. The dance was so passionate, and emotional and they were excellent, brought me to tears.

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Should CBS run the Tim Tebow Super Bowl ad for Focus on the Family? I won't say anymore than no. If you disagree that's your thing.

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Ive just come out myself recently. Now i am happy with who I am and accept myself for what I am, as do my friends and family but in a way I feel embarrased about my sexual orientation and dont talk too openly about it unless i am asked. Is this wrong? In my opinion it's an ingrained feeling we've picked up because of how society viewed and still views homosexuality, and bisexuality. We shouldn't feel embarassed but society tells us we should be ashamed. I'm bisexual and my mother, brother, and cousin know but I still feel akward if the subject is brought up. I don't think anything is wrong with you at all.

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Who invented the television, and when? Somebody who did not expect stupid shows like Operation Repo and Jersey Shore.

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How many people actually believe all this 2012 stuff? Like did the myans really say that 12/21/12 is when the world is supposed to end. Or are people assuming like they did with the whole y2k crap? (2009-11-04) Technically they don't say it will end. Their calander operates on cycles at the end of each cycle to them the world was reborn. The last cycle they had ends on 12/21/12 so to them this means the world will be reborn. It could also mean they stopped making calanders. If you go by the bible God is going to end the world when we least expect it and everyone knows about 12/21/12 so if their is a...

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im thinking of the best way and time to commit suicide. Can you help me so i dont hurt my family so much when i go? Take a good long look in the mirror and ask yourself if you are a coward. Suicide is the cowards way out, whatever in your life seems so painful or so impossible to survive get through it. God, if he exists mind you, isn't going to help you have to be strong for your self. Good luck.

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When you were a kid, were you ever able to hold your breath until you died? Physically impossible. You can hold your breath till you pass out but then your brain tells your lungs to breath or it will come down there and kick their asses.

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Who is your fave hokage? why? I would have to go with Fourth Hokage, you don't know much about him other than he is Naruto's father and Jiraya's student and Kakashi's sensei but the fact he sacrificed himself for his people makes him awesome.

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Where did you last see this phrase: DECUS ET TUTAMEN? Never, but that would be translated as an ornament and a safeguard...I think.

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When did the quality of Hollywood films start to decline if ever? When they cast an Austrian Body Builder as a robot.

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Can you give me a question to ask? What?

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Are you feelings hurt easily? Or are you one tough cookie? I used to be easily emotional but a lifetimes of loss, heartache, unrequited love, and abuse have made me hard as nails. Only the closest people to me can see the real me.

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What would you like right at this moment that you know you can,t have? My best friend's heart. Though I know I will never have it.

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My kid walked out with 9 (yes, nine) honors today at her school's awards ceremony! And, she got the all-time top reader EVER in the history of her school. If you'd like to, would you please tell her good job? I'll let her read what you've written :) Congratulations. Very special congratulations, you have beaten the great ChaosGod. The most I ever received was 7. I was the top reader though, however that could have been attributed to the fact no one else cared about books.

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An ABer sent me a naked photo of himself. I can no longer be friends with him because he always brings sex into it! How do I get the picure off my hard drive? How do I tell him we're done without creating an enemy? I'm sorry I thought you would like that...lol.

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Are you ready for the Aporkalypse? BRING IT ON!!!!!!!!!

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Did you ever take the advice 'just come right out & say it'? If so how did it go? Yes, someone one told me to tell my best friend that I was in love with her. I told her she said that it was sweet but she wanted to be friends. We grew apart and now I think would she still be my friend and we would be closer had I not told her...

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Is 'trouble-a-brewin' in North Korea, thanks to it's insane leader Kim Jong IL & nuclear testing? Probably....Though...maybe not http://www.cracked.com/article_17165_6-reasons-north-korea-funniest-evil-dictatorship-ever.html

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Would you like to take a wild stab in the dark? *takes a stab in the dark* OH MY GOD, I AM SO SORRY BATMAN! HOW MANY TIMES MUST I TELL YOU TO ANNOUNCE YOUR PRESENCE!!!

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Why dont doctors just tell the truth? It doesn't feel like a 'scratch'! it's like someone's rammed a barbed nitting needle into your arse cheek. They are ordered to lie by the MAN!!

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Why are there large black ants in my cat litter boxes? Your cat has a very weird appetite?

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If you could have a Zanpakto what would it's release phrase be?(i.e. Scatter, Roar etc. What ever you want it to be.) What would it's name be? (Be creative) What would it look like and what would it's powers be? Off top of my head... (see my answer) Release phrase:"Fear not The Gallows" Name:"Nex Rudo" (Latin for Death's Roar) Appearance Before Release: Slightly longer than normal katana the tsuba would look like a skull. The sheath would be black with a white cross mid-way down. The wrap would be silver. Appearance: It would take the form of Scythe, and a cloak that gave the wielder the ability to pass...

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What's one sound that you will NEVER EVER EVER tire of hearing? This one time my best friend who I am in love had been having a bad couple weeks and I gave her a massage that in turn gave her an orgasm. The most beautiful sound I have ever heard. I my well never hear it again, because she is married now and never returned my feelings but I will always remember it.

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Baby, please don't go, it's______________________. {Can you fill in the blank?) only Genital Warts from your mother, don't let that come between us!

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Whats the weirdest way to dump a lover! Right after a blumpkin. http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Blumpkin We live in a F*cked up world...

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If the person you loved were to walk into your house right now and tell you they loved you, what would you do? If she walked in and said that I would first stab myself just to make sure that I wasn't dreaming and if I felt the pain I would give her the most passionate kiss I could muster. Then proceed to the ER for my stab wound. After the stitches I would kiss her again.

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Many believers have become atheists, but are you, or do you know, a person who was an atheist and became a believer? I was an Atheist till I realized I was God!

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Could You Please Suggest Some Tests To Find Out If Someone Is An Idiot Or Not? Ask them if they voted for Bush. Yes=Idiot

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What use is diplomacy against North Korea? We could blow it up Nuke style, but then they would blow us up and china and russia would probably blow us up too so we would blow them up england would either have our back or theirs so if they had ours russia and china would blow them up, and if they went with China and Russia we would blow them up.....so yeah. Send a ninja to kill the short little fat man whose name I can't spell....

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I am 14 and planning on giving this guy a bj, he is 14 and a half. will they cum? and how old were u when u gave ur first? O_o

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Look at the photos of this real restaurant in Taiwan, then answer this question, please: Would you EAT in such an establishment? You thing that is bad....check this out.... http://www.cracked.com/blog/9-restaurants-designed-to-ruin-your-appetite/ Look at the last one!!! WTF!!!

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What well know person in the Bible was in the same blood line from whom Jesus would would be born? Satan, God created Satan, God created Jesus, they are half-brothers.

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I would not describe myself as hot, or pretty but I would say I am cute. What would you say about yourself? I ain't got no alibi. I do have a kind heart and sense of humor.

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Get cho _______ out'a my face! Can you fill in the blank? Blind paraplegic ninja squirrel.

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Does this picture change your views on the paranormal? No, I've always believed. I have seen better pictures though. I would pass that one off to a problem with the film or camera.

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Is there an ammunition shortage? Supposedly there is. Apparently people think the Government is going to act stricter gun controls, there is no evidence to back up this theory but people have been buying like crazy just in case.

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Could you use the word 'Twitter' in a sentence and make it sound obscene? I used my tongue to give her a twitter.

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Should micheal vick be allowed back in the NFL? Hell No.

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WHO IS IT KNOCKING AT MY DOOR? Tis the Raven rapping upon your door Just the Raven and nothing more.

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If I told you to put on your "Comfy Clothes", What would you be wearing? A pair of assless chaps and a riding crop...

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Who's avatar best represents their personality on AB? Well, I don't know. Mine usually does a good job on representing myself. Dark Brooding. The red eyes let on that I do have a fire inside. If they had a smile it may let on about my sense of humor.

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For Catholics (or anyone else): Wasn't the Mass better in Latin? Not really if you can't understand it. However I don't know much Latin but I love it!

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I would like to know how to increase my vocabulary easyly. There used to be a collection of books called Word Power which had riddles, puzzles, quotes, etc. All sorts of things to help.

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Wow any one who supports our troops is getting dr'd to death.in the post why do so many think war is murder.What has come of this country when we call our troops murderes?Why do you back Obama if that is so,cause he is sending 20,000 more? I support the troops but they are murderers. Killing another human is murder. Isn't that what your precious Bible says. They kill, granted it is sometimes for our freedom. This war isn't for anything. We haven't done anything besides kill some Relegious Fantatics, who are much like yourself, and kill Sadam Hussein. No Bin Laden, no WMD's this is a stupid sacrifice of life.

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In a Comment on AB I read that "once your name is in the Book of Life it can never be erased." Does this mean you can go out after being Saved and commit rape, murder, and Idol Worship and not worry about where you are going since you are in the Book I thought the book of life was the book the comic book character Destiny of The Endless carried.

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2day my 4yr old daughter showed me this red bump on the back of her neck the other day. I thought it was just a bite. but 2day she showed it 2 me again and i looks bigger.i was checkin her head and found another on the side of her neck muscle no color tho could be mumps.

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I am sooo mad...what's the worst thing that could come of me trying to talk it over with him now instead of waiting to cool down first? Murder.

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I'm getting married tomorrow (and it's a Steampunk wedding!) - are you happy for me? YES!! Marriage Glow Your wedding day is just the start Of a lifetime full of love and fun. It just begins as you take your vows, When the two of you are joined as one; We wish for you sweet happiness; Through the years, may your love grow, To warm you both from day to day, In your marriage’s satisfying glow. By Joanna Fuchs

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I constantly have static in my hair these days. I've tried almost every antistatic product and none work. What can I do? My girlfriend takes a dryer sheet and runs it over her hair like a brush. It makes it not staticky and it smells good when I sneak up on her and take a whiff. Hee hee, I'm naughty.

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I say stupid...you say__________? George W. Bush, Republicans, Democrats, Christians, Atheists, Jews, Mormons, since I don't have the time to put all the things I think I'll sum it up. Mankind. We are dumb and doomed. lol

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What is the first green thing you see on your screen? Our doom!

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Are you happy right now? and if you are, Why? No, my doggy died.

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What is something you hang on your wall? The skins of my enemies!

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Who' s "the Devil" to you? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/6440269 My poker buddy.

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What do you believe will happen on your arrival in hell? Satan will say "Get your fat ass over here you funny son of a bitch" I will say "Stan my man, how's it been" Satan: "Not bad, still warm." "You?" Me: "Well considering I'm here I'm going out on a limb and guess my ass got killed...I wonder why my friend was yelling chair.....oh wait.....bear....we were camping." *YELLS*...

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Why are christians againt gay marriage Because a large portion of them are uptight pains in the arse.

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This may sounds weird....I used to pretend i have an another personality that keeps on watching me and helps me when i'm in troubles..That makes him my imaginary best friend..Is it odd to be still believe in that? I pretended and sometimes still do that I have a darker evil side called Sengia, my name is Gaines. I'm kind and generous, nice, and humorous. Whereas Sengia is emotionless, heartless, and nothing stops him from achieving his goals.

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Can you name 3 presidents in under 5 seconds? Tic Toc tic toc Old one, dead one, fat one

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Would I make a great teacher? If I was one, I would teach younger boys how dangerous relationships and girls can be. You and most other men are stupid.

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With all this talk about electing the first openly gay President of the United States, why doesn's the Great Allah himself, President Barack Obama, get any credit for being the first closeted, ashamed of his lifestyle choice, gay President? The same reason you don't get credit for being a genius. Because he's not gay, and you are an idiot.

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Will upload the MOST RECENT photos taken of you? <---------------Not really.

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President OBAMA called for volunteers to join the Armed Forces because of a critical shortage of Troops, Would you Volunteer? No, simply because as much as I would love to, my fat ass would never be accepted. Though it may be a damn good way to get in shape....

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What do Michael Savage, Snoop Dogg, Martha Stewart, Busta Rymes and Paul Robeson have in common? They are all effeminate housewives!!

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What would you do if Superman came to you and said he was bored? Tell him Chuck Norris was here and watch him run away scared.

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Help me reconstruct the scene of the crime would you? Mr or Mrs ______ did it with the ________ in the _______. He or she is now serving ______ of yrs in the ________jail. Yes or No Possibility of Parole? Mr and Mrs Bush did it with the Vice President in the White House. They are now serving Life Sentences in Guantanamo Bay. Never Getting out!

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The chicken crossed the road because................. To attack the blind paraplegic ninja!

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If I hold a gun to your head and tell you that if you don't worship and obey me, I will kill you, and you begin to worship me, is that free will? *rips your testicles off and feeds them to you*

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Would you rather have a bath with your mother... or a stranger of the same sex? W...T...F.....O_o

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What is your #1 excuse for getting off the phone? Sorry I have to go my asian slave school girls have escaped!

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Does swine flu spread from one person to another one even if he dosent eat pig meat? Eating Pork has NOTHING TO DO WITH SWINE FLU!!

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Why is it that most of the teenage girls look older than they really are nowdays? Make up, clothes and growth hormones found in food. Which leads to things like this http://www.naschenweng.info/media/blogs/a/lifestyle/jailbait.jpg

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I just got ID'd for wine at the age of 30 lol, when were you last ID'd and how old were you? I was 18 and got ID'd for White out...

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Anyone got some good jokes? A businessman was getting ready to go on a long business trip. He knew his wife was a flirtatious sort with an extremely healthy sex drive, so he thought he'd buy her a little something to keep her occupied while he was gone. He went to a store that sold sex toys and started to look around. He thought about a life-sized sex doll, but that was too close to another man for him. He was...

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LAST PERSON TO GIVE ME POINTS WINS. (worth a shot) SPECIAL CHAOSGOD POINTS +5 Pay it Forward!

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I am so badly trapped in _______? between Ann Coulter's legs!!! HELP!!

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How are you feeling today? Swiney

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Can dolphins dance? If so what music would they want to dance to? Dolphins can dance if they want to. Dolphins can leave your friends behind. Cause' your friend don't dance, and if they don't dance, well they're no friends of the Dolphins.

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How do girls manage to get us guys to run in circles and bust our butts for them? She looks at me and tells me to do something.

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But really. Who should we pick on today? Spongebob Squarepants!!!! He must be stoned!!

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What has the affect of swine flu had on you mentally or physically? Nothing that I know of....OMG I HAVE A CURLY TAIL!!! *runs away screaming*

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Thers is a proposed name change for the swine flu because it is offensive to Muslims and Jews. WTF? Am I the only one who doesn't understand this? I totally agree, We should Call it Captain Tripps!

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What can you teach me? Things that aren't appropriate to mention here. ".."

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My rabbit had babies last night. she had made a nest outside of box but i found the rabbits in 3 seperate nests this morning. only 1 nest looked fed. i put them all into 1 nest but now she keeps destroying it and digging into it with babies in. pleasehelp Your scent has marked the babies, odds are she isn't going to have anything to do with them now. Sorry.

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If Swine Flu, Bird flu and Spanish flu mixed together would it completely destroy all living things on the earth? Actually the new "Swine Flu" is comprised of a normal human flu, an avain(bird) flu, and two types of swine flu. And contrary to it's name this flu has yet to be found in any swine. To answer your question, I think it has and we are doomed.

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When life throws you a curveball, how should you swing at it? With the biggest god forsaken bat you can find, and then you go find the ball and hammer it into the dirt.

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"SUPERNOVA" (2001) hypothesized in an "alternate ending" scenario (an "extra" on the DVD), that a bomb existed that could disintegrate all 3-dimensional matter in the entire Universe. How would you extinguish a "fire" that can destroy ALL matter? Blow on it and pray? Or give McGuyver a Twinkie a roll of duct tape, a ball point pen, 3 turtles, a shaved moose, and a drunken parrot and all would be fine.

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In what situations might you yell, "Jump!"? Situation: You are standing at the bottom of a hill and BIG Star Jones is rolling toward you at high speed. JUMP!!

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What is likely to happen if you treat the swine flu like the recession, and just ignore it because it will have absolutely no affect on you or yours? Ummm, painful death.

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A man kisses his wife good bye and leaves the house. 20 mins later, he comes across a car crash and knows that his wife is dead. How is he so sure? Because he hired me to kill her and I did.

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Zippity doo dah zippity ay my oh my what a wonderful________? 3 gallon bucket of cod liver oil

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I swallowed a tied plastic bag filled with a powder about the size of a marble or smaller. I was wondering if it would come out when I poop? Would your stomach acids eat through it? It has been about 22 hours. laxatives help? any other suggestions at all? Yeah....You are an idiot. The acid will dissolve the plastic and the "powder" will be taken into your blood stream. If you think you didn't swallow enough to kill you you should know that drugs taken in the stomach enter the body quicker and therefore are absorbed quicker so you might want to get to a doctor.

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Quick: Name a Shoe Brand. Wal-Mart.

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Aren't you sick of the damn lance armstrong ads? The reason people are tired is because 80% of the nutrients are sucked out of the damn food - which coincidently causes obesity because of the lack of energy to burn fat! I'm tired alright tired his ads. do you want him dead? it can be arranged

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We live in a country that says everyones religion is correct.Christianity teaches that Jesus is the only way.As Jesus said. Isnt this why christianity is persecuted? Christianity is persecuted because you have A-hole Christians such as yourself who persecute anyone who is not Christian and the ones such as you who tries to SHOVE Christianity down non-Christians throats. My theory to all Christians leave everyone alone before you really do get persecuted.

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If George Clooney knocked on your door at 3 A.M. naked what would you do? HA

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What should be, according to you, the priorities of the Christian church? To go away.

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If it weren't for the celibacy and males-only rules, would you possibly have been more interested in becoming a Catholic priest? I couldn't deal with the kids screaming from their cages all night.

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What's the scariest, most brutal name for a death-metal band you can come up with? The Paraplegic Baby Raping Mongrels!!

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Brad Pitt starts chasing you down, he is naked and greased up what do you do? Holy Crap...I asked this. lol

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What is Marco Polo famous for Poliosis

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Who is/was taller: your (maybe deceased) father or you? I'm 6'3" my father is 7'4" and surprisingly not in the NBA

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Why do all these movies and pictures show Jesus with long hair?When in 1Cor.11:14 says Doth not even nature itself teach you,that,if a man have long hair,it is a shame unto him. Because he was in an 80's rock band called the Holy Stones

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What would win in a Galactic Battle-Stomp to the death, Swine-Flu, Bird-Flu, SAARS, Al-Qaida, the Credit Crunch, or some other fictitious monster that’s just going to consume the Earth & all our souls, according to Fox & the Republicans? *Just In from Fox*> A Godzilla has emerged and is going to destroy humanity!!

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Right I'm off home now, why dont you try & guess what I'm gonna dream about tonight & I'll let you know if you're right in the morning. A shaved walrus, a bucket of butter and Ann Coulter. (The ultimate Nightmare)

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If you've experienced black, did it leave you with a difficult decision about whether or not to go back? Hmmmm, I heard about a girl who went deaf.

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What is Santa Claus doing in the summer? That.

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Are there rules when it comes to love? Don't fall...

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What is going to happen in the next 19846 hours? If I tell you your brain would explode. Let me just say this. It involves me, a goat, a chicken, a hippo, 3 french maids, a pacifier, a gay porn star, a 7 kiloton nuclear warhead, and the destruction of 30 major cities. The rest as they say is history, well not yet but...O_o

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If it were to be 12 hours later than now, what would you be doing? *looks into the future* O_o WHY AM I COVERED IN BLOOD AND DANCING NAKED WITH DICK CHENEY!!!! *pukes* O_o

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Do you give your real name out online to people you don't know? Sure, my name is Kennith Gaines Hall. I don't care because my credit is so jacked up already no one could do anything.

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Exactly what is it that thong underwear does for you? Nothing, but boyshorts on a beautiful woman or nice tighties on a good looking man...*falls out of chair*

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Where can I find a list of popular songs for all the genres in 1998 and 1999? everybody get me what I want and stop wasting my time shutup stupid leave me alone motherfucker. I only want the nice people to answer this question. You know you would get a lot more answer if you didn't ask the same question 8 times and you didn't say stuff like I hate you and Shut up and MF in your question. EVERYONE THIS IS A TROLL!!! DON'T WASTE YOUR TIME!!

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WHAT IS PETRIFIED WOOD? A tree that is scared.

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What was the reason that ended your last friendship? I fell in love with her and she got married and we just drifted apart. Probably my fault, before her husband got back from overseas we spoke every day for hours on end even with her aware of how I felt. She always called but I just don't feel comfortable calling her because of my feelings and the fact she is married now.

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What do you do when your 8 year old boy is too sexually aware?( he has learning disabilities) Seek professional help my young cousin had something similar going on and they gave him something that seemed to calm him down then of course they put him on Ritalin which turned him comatose.

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"Whoever ceases to be a student has never been a student." -- George Iles. So, still learning? Never stopped. Just learned that quote.

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HOW DO YOU BECOME A VAMPIRE Have sex with a hemophiliac

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"We could be witnessing the beginning of a global catastrophe that could kill tens or even hundreds of millions." Expert comment about SWINE FLU. Do you think Swine Flu could be any worse than Avian flu or SAARS? Seriously when have they ever been right about the next epidemic. SAARS, nope. Avian Flu, nope. AIDS, yes.

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How do i know those who are gay? Ask them, if that doesn't work ask them if they like Madonna. Of course I'm Bi and hate Madonna.

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Do you look good in leather? Ummm, I once wore a leather body suit to a party and PETA member was going off on the host because he had an orca as a party favor.

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I once had a guy tell me he was going to "Gut [me] like a fish." What is the greatest physical harm you have ever been threatened with? My uncle once told my mother when I was a baby he was going to slit my throat while I slept. Not a joke, my grandma his mother bitchslapped him so hard he fell off the porch.

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Jimi Hendrix is definatley the best guitarist ever. Do you agree? If not, who do you think is? Herman Li.

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God's favorite fruit is . . . . . . . .(?) The one he didn't want to share with Adam and Eve?

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I have about 500 DVDs, who can i donate them to? Probably Goodwill, or your local library. I would go with Library because more people will get to use them.

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How do you get a guy that you like to notice you Dropkick him...O_o I should point out this is why I am NOT a matchmaker. lol

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Will American ever elect an openly gay president? I wish, could you imagine Gay America. AWESOMENESS!!

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If you had the opportunity, would you live in Japan, would you? YES!! ASIAN WOMEN ARE GORGEOUS AND ALL THINGS JAPAN ROCK!!

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Why does Santa wear a red suit? So he doesn't get shot.

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How high can you count (1, 2, 3,...) before you get impatient? 1, damnit all I have a calculator for this!! +5

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One of the controllers we are trying to use on ps3 is continously flashing red, can someone help? The battery is going dead, it needs to be charged.

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Have you ever had a picnice at a cemetery? Yes but then as usual zombies decided to f*ck that up. lol. It was cool though!

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Who sang "You're So Vain"? Carly Simon

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Dre_anna -miss know it all? whens the talk show? gimme a break! Vos tergum mos versus meus moenia. Vestri eyes adorne meus mucro. Vestri cruor EGO mos imbibo. Is est iustus exordium of vestri nex.

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What is water? Unda est ut quod vos mos peto ut vestri animus rots in abyssus pro ira Answerbaggers! ALSO EVERYONE CHECK HIS HISTORY BEFORE ANSWERING SERIOUSLY!

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Bus question-pls respond Ut vos pectus pectoris est in meus venter quod EGO sum combibo vos animus sicco vos mos exuro parumper thousand annus in abyssus

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This woman is way too stunning, don't you agree http://img3.cdn.crunchyroll.com/i/spire2/05082008/f/4/4/2/f4424df5da1bb0_full.jpg http://img508.imageshack.us/img508/1240/59347606ad1.jpg lol she drives me nuts with her beauty That's Aishwarya Rai A.K.A. Miss Bollywood. Yes, she is hot. http://images.google.com/images?gbv=2&hl=en&safe=off&q=aishwarya+rai&revid=1435472874&ei=K8zySaj9DJ_wswPklsDPCg&sa=X&oi=revisions_inline&resnum=0&ct=broad-revision&cd=1

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On a scale of 1 thru 5. How ugly am i? 1 being handsome and 5 being ugly as hell.? Please be serious. 3

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How can i be sued mother in law yelled while i was driving! i cant sue for defimation? Vos fossor would vos commodo discedo pro EGO rip sicco vestri pectus pectoris quod epulum super is dum vos matris dat mihi a manus manus officium.

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Why can't I marry a man if I wish to? (I'm bisexual) By the way, ignore the link. That was for another question and it ended up there for some reason.

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Has anyone ever been childhood friends with someone who seemed unique and interesting,but found out years later that they were a psychopath? My imaginary friend JOJO was a ten foot headless chicken that spoke through a bendy-straw. He went on a rampage and killed 34 KFC employees.

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Who was the patron saint of England before St George? The first patron saint of England was Saint Edmund, an East Anglian Anglo Saxon King who was born aroung 840 and died c 869 AD ,who was martyred by the Danes by having arrows fired at him for refusing to give up his Christian faith. Originally a local saint his fame soon spread to the rest of England and for 150 years prior to the Norman arrival he was venerated as the first patron saint of...

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Did you know it's St. George's day today? Do you wish we celebrated it like the Irish do St. Patrick....? Cos I do! Happy Birthday St. George!!

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What 2 existing creatures would you like to combine to create a brand new one? I'd like to create a Girelephant, a combined Giraffe & Elephant, big fat body, huge long neck, funny horns & a trunk. I have to go with 3: PlatyKing-Rex. A platypus, a king cobra and t-rex. Why, because it can speak french and destroy us all!!!

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Do you wish things were more swashbuckling these days? I wish it was like the olden days, men carried swords and adventured to far lands and anybody that got in the way of the quest got their sh*t f*cked up!!!! MWAHAHA!!

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Have you ever seen any other website like Answerbag, where you can ask questions, recieve answers AND talk to each other through comments? Yeah but they suck more than Vacuum Salesman at the Gay pride parade.

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Could anyone loosen up my Strait Jacket? I would but considering there are sharp objects laying around I might pass.

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Why do people live in Tornado Alley? Surely the clue to the danger is in the name! No clue, maybe they like the danger aspect. Or they don't have clothes dryers and the high winds help dry their clothes.

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Do you sing in the shower? I sing, dance and perform ritualistic sacrifices of soap to the gods. O__o

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Which is the best bumper sticker you have come across? "When Clinton Lied No One Died" I love animals, they taste great. EARTH FIRST! We'll stripmine the other planets later. "Very funny, Scotty. Now beam down my clothes." Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies. The gene pool could use a little chlorine. Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot. He who laughs last...

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What favorite saying of your mother's can you still recite? I'm brought you into this world I can damn sure take your ass out.

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What is the best music video you have seen? I don't like Rhianna but this is a cool video. It's not the best and would be better if it was all video and not manga images but the quality is good.

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If the FBI is looking for me for credit card fraud can they capture me in Canada since they know I'm in Canada? First they can have you extradited. Second you know that they can track you by your ISP and narrow down your location, not to mention the FBI probably monitors this site. Idiot.

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What cash value, in USD, would you place on your soul? Cash value, none. However I would sell my soul for true love. or Absolute Power so that I could enslave humanity!

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How to sleep without dreams? It's impossible, you always dream you just don't remember it sometimes. Some people, myself included, can control 99% of their dreams.

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Are you a servant of fate? No, fate bows to me the Great God Chaos.

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Why is Stewie the only one in an American family with an English accent? Because He's Stewart Gilligan Fucking Griffin and questioning him will get you killed!!!!

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I am a God? I was an atheist until I realized I AM GOD!!!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! +6

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What is the best and most hurtful way to get back at someone? Hire a ninja to torture them for three days and then slice up a puppy in front of them before brutally raping them and killing them. My advice, Let it Go.

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Is just me or does this video look like the BEST way that humanity could be wiped out? URL: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Od92391upY Incase the video or URL don't show up in the question. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Od92391upY

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Are you Straight / Gay / Bi / Other? Bi!!!!! YAY!!!!!

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When you were in school did you get in trouble ?Tell us about it Some kids pushed me down a flight a stairs, so when I got up I broke his nose. I got suspended for a week and because his dad was on the school board he got nothing by claiming it was an accident.

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Could you confirm the absence of your crotch? WTF.....It just left, said something about world domination......O__o

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♣ Who can guess my real name?♣ John Jacob Jingle Hymer Schmidt Winkleman Von Tennison

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What are some sad love songs (i.e. Nobody Knows It But Me)? Best I Ever Had-Vertical Horizon

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Does anyone else think that the sixflags old man mascot is creepy as hell? Not Really when this is what he looks like w/o his makeup..... http://www.zacharywoodlee.com/danny/qe2.jpg

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Have you ever found yourself afraid to go somewhere because of a nightmare? for example i am afraid to go into the basement cause i had a dream where my friend was murdered down there by an animal. I know my environment at all times such is the job of a ninja. However my upstairs closet scares the holy f$%k out me, because I had a nightmare in which I was brutally murdered in it.

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Why do black holes suck up light? I thought light was just there and nothing could change it! hartdaniel has the scientific reason, my opinion is that they do it because they can, like a giant cosmic bitch slap to light.

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I have always been afraid of zombies I honestly think we are going to have a zombie invasion and thought as i got a little older i wouldn't be afraid of them so much. but i think i am afraid of them more. a lot of the time I'm thinking of places to go so http://ww2.zombieinitiative.org/ http://www.cracked.com/blog/whats-your-zombie-contingency-plan-11-practical-strategies/ http://www.cracked.com/article_15643_5-scientific-reasons-zombie-apocalypse-could-actually-happen.html http://www.cracked.com/article_16717_6-signs-youre-about-be-attacked-by-zombies.html I'm with you they ARE coming.

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What is the best way to defeat piracy? The Video says it all.

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If someone tricked you into eating a person, say in a Chow-Mien, & it was delicious, would you be enraged when they told you? or just shrug it off? Ask the friends of #5 on this list. http://www.cracked.com/article_16998_5-horrific-serial-killers-who-are-free-right-now.html

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My best friend once said he was gay for Jonny Depp (but no one else). Who would you be gay for? Ryan Reynolds, Jake Gyllenhal, and John Cena.

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My best friend once said he was gay for Jonny Depp (but no one else). Who would you be gay for? Sorry, Gremlin got me.

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My best friend once said he was gay for Jonny Depp (but no one else). Who would you be gay for? Damn Gremlins again!!

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What, mostly, comes out at night? Me, and the Batman. Vampires, a demonic platypus that speaks french and feasts on living souls.

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Fellatio is sin Ummm...how so. I'm pretty sure the bible says something about it being better to spill you seed in the belly of a whore, than upon the ground. It doesn't say how it has to get there does it.

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Does Genesis 1:29 instruct people to be vegetarians? (Behold, I have given you every herb yielding seed, which is on the surface of all the earth, and every tree, which bears fruit yielding seed. It will be your food.) What about Deuteronomy 14:6 "Any animal that divides the hoof and has the hoof split in two and chews the cud, among the animals, that you may eat."

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Stephen Hawking has been admitted to the hospital and said to be 'very ill'. Does anyone know what exactly is wrong with him...other than his obvious disabilities? He ripped the fabric of space and time with his giant intellect and God pimp slapped him. Sorry, no I believe it is a respiratory infection. Great man, hope he is okay.

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Do you know any famous celebrity but isn't attractive? John Goodman.

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When my gf gets upset shes asked me to yell at her and said that she wouldnt do anything if i hit her or tried to sexually abuse her. ive never cussed or thought about hitting her and id never use her in any way and i keep telling her that. what do i do? Odds are that her parents payed little to no attention to her and the attention that was payed was abusive, whether verbal, mental, physical, and God forbid that the poor girl was sexual assaulted. Seek out a therapist, and if you truly love her stick with her as she gets help, and do what you can to help her but don't abuse her in any way or I'll personally hunt you down. :) Good...

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Who is your celebrity crush? Ariel Rebel....She is SO BEAUTIFUL!!! Johnny Yong Bosch: He is the voice of Lelouch and Ichigo and he is not to bad looking.

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Calling all AB Ninjas! What's your standard AB Ninja "equipment"? I have to go with some kunai, a hidden blade much like Altaïr Ibn La-Ahad, a set of kamas, a retractable baton and sans the normal katana route I would go with a slightly larger sword. Oh and just because, I have the Sharingan.

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It's time for an AB-Ninja head count. Are you an AB-Ninja? Sign here :) I will renounce my non-honorable ways for honorable ones and become and AB-Ninja.

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What is the most you have ever paid for late fees when you borrowed dvds? The most I payed was 20.00 bucks but when I worked for a Movie Gallery for 3+ yrs we had an account with 1,300+ dollars in fees on it!!!

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Is it safe to rent a car in Cancun Mexico and leave it in Playa Del Carmen Mexico for the week to take a ferry to and from Cozymel where we will be staying? Think about it. Is anything safe in Mexico....MEXICO!!!

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Whats the fasts way to get weed out of your system Ummm...okay this is a government secret so guard it closely.....DON'T SMOKE IT IN THE FIRST PLACE YOU DOPE!!! Sorry, ha!!! dope, get it. Okay, sorry I didn't know off top of my head so I went and found some. 1.)Because weed attaches to your fatty cells it is usually there for a month 2.)They make detox drinks and shampoos, if they work or not I do not know because I don't do...

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What is that movie (its pretty old i think) and it is about a boy and a dog and they get lost. I think it is 'Far Away' or something? It's called "Far From Home: The Adventures of Yellow Dog. http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0113028/ Great Movie.

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What is an intresting fact about the human brain? Bigots don't have one.

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Which relative made you feel wanted and safe as a child? Umm....does a teddy bear count.

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Don't ______ with me. Else you will regret. (Can you fill the blank with a four or five letter word???) masturbate

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Could I have a serious answer as to where there is a "free" site for first name meanings? http://www.babyhold.com/ Almost any name you can think of.

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What are some reasons to and not to attend Grad school? The world is going to end in 3 years anyway.

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Is "Angels & Demons" anti-Catholic? I personally don't give a dang and I don't see why people get so up in arms every time a FICTION book comes out and has something controversial, and it always seems to be Christians/ Catholics who are in an uproar. Angels and Demons is a thumping good read and anyone who gets upset about its anti-Catholicism needs to seriously evaluate the fact that they are taking values from a book...

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What went wrong with micheal jackson? He was born a black man but grew up to be a white woman with a penchant for young boys

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What is an intresting thought that you think might happen in the future? I'm kinda of hoping for the Zombie Apocalypse. However it's probably going to end up with the enslaving of humans by robots and then Jesus will have to become a cyborg ninja to liberate us all. Or it may be Squirrels.

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What is your funniest/worst date story? Went to the movies, the girl I went with went down on...the guy on her other side. I left. O__o

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My daughter wants to host a wedding shower pool party for her friend at our home. I volunteered to BBQ. Am I nuts? What would be a good choice of meats for young ladies? I could make such a dirty joke right now, but alas. If they are younger, burgers and dogs, if somewhat older maybe turkey burgers, lamb chops.

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Anyone besides me support Miss California's answer that marriage should be between and man and a woman? No, when in history have they actually accused a Beauty Pageant contestant of being even remotely intelligent. I don't dispute that is her, and your right but the country is in too much turmoil for ignorant idiots to be worrying about Gay Marriage, when we should be focusing on the bigger problems.

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Why are you ugly? http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1305821 That's why!!

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What is your favorite "pet name" to be called or that you call others? I called my first love Lolo, her name was Laura.

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Is there a bigfoot in GTA SA for ps2? http://wiki.answers.com/Q/Is_it_true_that_in_there_is_a_Bigfoot_in_Grand_Theft_Auto_San_Andreas

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What country is best to visit in west africa? Stay the hell away from The Kijuju Autonomous Zone (KAZ)!!!!! STAY AWAY!!!!!!!!

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Complete this sentence: if he misbehaves, he must ________________________________. put the lotion on his skin or else he gets the hose again.

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What is the difference between also and too? The spelling, and also is four letters whereas too is 3 letters. :)

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HOW TO PASS A TIME WHEN YOU DON'T HAVE WORK Porn, masturbation, video games and Answerbag.

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Describe marriage in three words. heaven hell friend

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Do you believe that advanced military experimentation may include extra dimensional travel/capability? if so, would you consider this a positive or negative for mankind? Go watch the Mist and think about it.

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How many mistakes have you found in the bible? What where they? (I am not an athiest) On page 456 it says Jebus walked into a bar and said give me a Virgin Mary.

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Imagine you're a serial killer...what's your police given nickname? Chaos, because I would lock multiple people in a house that I had booby trapped, and boarded up and make them kill each other till only one was left and I would convince them that I was going to let them live but instead I would kill them stretch their skin(off the body) out and carve into it... Surviving the Chaos Is not a Guarantee For encountering Chaos incarnate Means death for thee

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In Greek mythology, what was the name of the creature that gave birth to the Titans? Uranos "sky" was their father Gaia "earth" was the mother, Greek mythology also states that Chaos(hence my name) was the original existence that the first gods came from some accounts include Gaia as being the first Goddess. Chaos is or something similar is in almost all religions including Christianity in the book of Genesis it describes the world without form much like Chaos.

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This one's easy......Nikki Sixx's real name.....GO!!!!! Who? Nah just kidding. Frank Carlton Serafino Feranna, Jr.

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I would like to work for an airline. Any advice on finding/applying for a job? If you get a job think of the first woman in this article as inspiration. http://www.cracked.com/article_16497_7-people-who-cheated-death-then-kicked-it-in-balls.html

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My nan died mid last year. a very very good friend late last year, my ex's mum late last year a friend that was like a brother to me earlier this year and my best friends uncle just now. before then i had never lost anyone! will it stop? Death is an inevitability, it will never end. Just remember not to mourn too long for those that you lost would not want you to. They would want you to instead live your life and remember theirs. Good Luck to you.

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When a co-worker is not your favorite person and their voice sends you over the edge just by hearing it (does not matter what is being said) - how do handle having to hear that person everyday 5 days a week? Jobs are HARD to come by in the world today so grin and bear it!

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What is an intresting fact about the Polar Bear? To catch a polar bear you cut a hole in the ice put peas around it and when the polar bear comes up to take a pea you kick him the ice hole.

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What is the worst thing you ever stepped on barefoot? I don't know if it counts but I once did a tactical roll out of a van and rolled right through dog poop, it got in my hair and on my back. *vomits*

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Lindsay Lohan is in discussions to star in "Peepshow", a topless Vegas show. Anyone want to go to Vegas? No, her tits are old news, but if Miley Cyrus turns 18 and decides to do it I'm in.

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What makes you horney having horns or hornlike projections

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What do you look like? Ignore, the Damnable Gremlin got me.

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What do you look like? Like 20 yr old ugly, younger: cute ugly. :) http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1305821

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Whom was the first person you talked to this morning? Myself but then he smarted off to me so I had to kick his arse!!

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Ladies: Have you read any good erotica lately? I'm looking for a good story or two. He was probably her best friend. He was there when she needed an ear, a shoulder. A great friend but never more, every time a man would break he heart he would be there to listen and hold her but he never asked that she let him “hold” her. Until one day… They worked together every Saturday night and closed up the store around midnight. They were running slightly behind...

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My child tripped a child a school today,and she told the principal it was on purpose and she did get reprimanded. However,in October a boy tripped her on the playground causing her to break her arm and the boy got nothing. How would you feel as a parent? I was pushed down a flight a stairs in school and they did nothing to the two who did it so my mother went to the school and cussed the principal and threatened him. Don't do that.

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So is Mel Gibson's wife entitled to half the kidnapped Jews in his basement? LMFAO!!!!! I think so. +5

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Why is it when men are hurt they want to pretend they are all big and macho and not go to the doctor. I don't have insurance, my toe is so messed up and has been for 2 years that when I do go I know they will amputate. Unless I can't walk or I look like a ruptured Heinz bottle I can take some aspirin and sleep or walk it off. Except for when my brother shot me, I went then.

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Spring must be here. I found ants all over my kitchen counter yesterday. Do you have ants in you house? YES, IN MY OFFICE. NOT A LOT BUT OCCASIONALLY I FIND 6 OR 7 TOGETHER!!!! DAMN YOU INSECTOID BASTARDS!!!! AGGGGHHHH!!! WAR!!!!!!!

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Is anyone else being trolled really bad tonight? <-------------- is sitting in the corner holding his troll hitting stick.

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Can you piss me off? No, my intellectual insults would simply confuse you to the point of boredom and you would walk away. +5

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Can you piss me off? Please ignore this, the damn AB gremlin got me.

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Doesn't Hell seem like a great place to spend eternity after reading about the characteristics of the Christian/Jewish God? Would you give it up you are going to get kicked off a good website.

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Has a hateful and vengeful person come onto Answerbag? Yes and I know it is frowned upon but I will name him Mr. JDMacaB

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If you saw somebody beating their dog or tortering there pet would you step in or look the other way I once punched my cousin in the face for holding a puppy by its tail. Granted he beat my ass because he was bigger but I love animals. I have six dogs (Renji, Bella, Toshiro, Kenpaichi, Tucker, and Sienna) a one-eyed cat who thinks he is a tiger(Mikihisa, Meeko for short) and a roster who comes and goes as he pleases.

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Since I will never accept Jesus because I know I have never committed a sin, am I going to spend eternity in Hell? Isn't God the real sinner for not protecting Eve and then Adam in the Garden of Eden? Should've known it was you.

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How can I get into Hell? Are there any requirements I need to fulfill in order to spend my eternity there? Keep asking questions that will tick people off on AB, and an AB'er may put you there.

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From the anime and manga you know, who do you consider the best swordsman in terms of technique? (meaning Zaraki Kenpachi won't count) This question isn't held to samurai only. Kenshin Himura, but Kenpachi Zaraki can count because he is a master of Kendo he just chooses not to use it unless he has to.

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On a scale of one to ten, how bad was your worst headache? One being the best, ten being the worst. I had one that was at least an 11 if possible. It hit like a ton of bricks, I could not even walk because the pain of every little movement. If I tried to eat nothing had a taste, I couldn't open my eyes. I have no idea what kind of head ache that was but I would not wish it on anyone. I had to be picked up by ambulance and the hospital gave me I don't know how many shots. I passed...

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Do you believe we can control our dreams? How? I actually have really good control over my dreams. It's just something I've been able to do. The only time it doesn't work if I'm in a really depressed state or bad mood I can't seem to stop a nightmare, I think because my mind is jumbled from whatever is causing me grief. So yes I know it's possible. As to how, I really am not sure. I just discovered it's...

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Actually i am the believer of lord jesus christ from childwood and i want to take babtizm Find a priest who will dunk you in water while you accept Jesus.

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What would make for a bad pick up line? Guy: Did it hurt? Gal: What? Guy: When you fell to earth, and I took advantage of your unconscious body? *Few hours later* Guy: What happened? Doctor: You were picked up at the bar because you had a cocktail straw lodged in your eye socket.

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If your stomach could talk, what would it say? Mine: Would you eat some more you don't need to diet. (then i punch it) Andrew Zimmermn:WTF DID YOU JUST SWALLOW? Bear Grylls: YOU ARE AN IDIOT! Steve Irwin: Ow. (followed by) Crikey O.J. Simpson: He did it!

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Out of all the popular religions, who do you think is the most arrogant and why do you think so? (Atheism does not count) Why doesn't atheism count, it may not be a religion in the normal sense but it is a belief system(the believe not to believe) but they can be arrogant because the want to force their views on other people. I have met some arrogant Catholics, some arrogant Christians, some arrogant Jews, never met a Buddhist, Scientologists just freak me out but I haven't met one so I can't say...

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"If (your name here) is really a good girlfriend, she would please her man." If someone said this about you behind your back and you found out, how would you react? Change the sexes around if necessary. If "Gaines" is a really good girlfriend, she would please her man...I would first say WTF, I may have man-boobs but I am not a girl. Sorry, had to make a joke. Depends in what context, sexually, emotionally. There are just so many ways you do need to please your S/O but that is personal business and shouldn't be talked about by anyone but the 2 in the relationship.

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Is anyone else obsessed with Twilight? And is it wrong to be 18 and be obsessed with Twilight and Edward? Because I really am! There's nothing wrong with it. I'm 20 and obsessed with anime. Twilight has a good premise but I think the story would have worked out better in the hands of a better writer. Meyer just isn't that great an author in my opinion, and her sub-par writing skills lead the movie down a bad road. Bella is a blank slate with no distinguished characteristics(other than the fact that...

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If a girl is showing interest but flakes out alot....what is a way to "play the game" with her and get her to be mine? Head and Shoulders, eliminates flakes.

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I have observed my daughter in-law flicking my grandson's in the temple as correction. I have a feeling she does this frequently. Can this cause damage to them physically and is this legally considered abuse? If he is only misbehaving occasionally and she is doing it only then, I see no problem with it, but if he constantly a pain and she is always yelling and flicking it may be child abuse. Assuming it's not abuse it can't hurt him more than a little, when I was a kid I had to go cut a switch for myself and often made the mistake of cutting a thin one, which wrapped around my behind very...

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How much do you love me, If I am your lover? More than the sun loves the mountain he lays his head upon when he rests, more than the moon loves the stars, his companions throughout the long nights. More than the bird loves the wind that keeps him aloft above the beautiful landscape, and finally more than the land loves the rain who brings life to his surface. I love you that much and more, for words themselves cannot explain the how much...

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Everything a lie. Everything you hear, everything you see. So much to spew out. They just keep coming, one after another. You're in a box. A moving box. They want you dead, or in their lie... Correct? considering your avatar you may know something about lies. lol

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What is an animal that you know of or seen that has abnormalties? (snake with 2 head, is mine. A woman in-breeds one set of cats causing a recessive trait to manifest giving the cats very short front legs. the cats cannot live outside they don't suffer any pain but it is abnormal and she should be stopped.

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What did your last fortune cookie say? not a joke "You have enjoyed a cookie of fortune" I was kinda ticked.

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Why do my balls hurt for no reason some times? A leprechaun is kicking them.

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Do you think that abortion is murder? I actually don't give a shit, it is a personal choice for those women and unless they were raped odds are they are those same sluts who sleep with so many men they don't even know who the father is.

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What is the weather like in your part of the planet? Temperatures can range from -225°F in fall and winter to 65°F in spring and summer. It can be 74 in the summer if we're lucky but usually not, we also have a lot of storms.

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What's the worst name you can give a baby? Mine is Kennith(not so bad just spelled differently, but my middle name is Gaines(pronounced gains WTF? was my mother high)lol Verne Bertha George W.

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Wat does it mean to be horny? having horns or hornlike projections

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What is transmutation an act that changes the form or character or substance of something i.e. alchemy.

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This might be a dumb question but what is scientology? is it suppose to prove the bible wrong or what is it? i always hear about it but thats about it i never really bothered asking what they believe or what ever! Thanks for helping They believe (I think) that we are all alien ghosts put here by some evil alien king.

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What do you Yanks think of Barack Obama now he is in power in the USA? I'm going to assume you are British due to your use of the term Yank, and secondly I want to point out you grammatical error. It should read "What do you Yanks think of Barack Obama now THAT he is in power in the U.S.A.?" Third I think he is doing a great job considering the mess he was left by the last President, who I would like to point out had his a$$ kissed by Tony Blair...

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I LIKE A GIRL BUT IM SHORTER THAN HER I LIKE ANOTHER GIRL BUT NOT AS MUCH BUT SHE SHORTER THAN ME WHICH ONE DO I ASK OUT. I -1 you because first you used caps which is considered rude, but can be forgiven if you are new, then I -1 you again because you are putting too much on looks alone. Ask the one you like the most it doesn't matter who is tallest. So out of 5pts you get 3. Good Luck

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What advice can you offer a beginning guitarist? Practice, and don't attempt Free Bird, Knockin' on Heaven's Door or Stairway to Heaven because those songs have been attempted by every guitarist out there and playing them now usually gets you labled as a douche. Good Luck, try Seven Nation Army by the White Stripes it seems simple enough for a begginer and stay away from Dragon Force songs otherwise you will probably break your...

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Isn't Miley Cyrus cute? I'd do her, I can't wait till she is 18 because as many pics as she has posted of herself lifting her shirt to her right under her boobs, as soon as she hits 18 she is going to post tits ass and one really pretty pussy.

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There is a strong thunderstorm brewing here. Is there any bad weather where you are at this moment? They have passed us here but I was walking my dog in the rain about 4o' clock today when it started hailing, I have a big knot on the top of my head.

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Are there only three states of matter? If so, what state is a gamma wave? It's light and I don't think light counts as matter because it doesn't really have any form of mass, you can't contain it either.

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What do you think of Sarah Palin allowing wolves to be shot from planes? She made people think she was an idiot now she is just making sure people know she is and idiot by targeting one of the most majetic creatures in existence and most likely hunting them to near if not complete extinction.

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Do you love God? (yes or no answer only please no debates or sarcasm) Hmmm, kinda. I think he might be their, at least I like to, but I don't think there is enough proof.

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Poll - which Male/Female lead anime character are the coolest in your opinion. My pick for male is Lelouch Lamperouge from Code Geass - Lelouch of the Rebellion. Female is Lucy from Elfen Lied. Guy-Tie between Lelouch Lamperouge, Byakuya Kuchiki from Bleach, and Itachi Uchiha from Naruto and Naruto Shippuden.(That would be an awwwwwesoooomee Fan Fic fight. Girl-Haruhi Suzumiya from Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya, or Soi Fon from Bleach.

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Obama said in the usa today that we are not and will never be at war with Islam.This is the man you put your faith in?They killed how many of our people on 9-11,and is not done.He claims to be a christian,yet is befriending enemies of Christ. You sound as if you want there to be a war with Islam, a Holy War but there can be no such war and any war claiming to be holy is an oxymoron, as are you less the oxy.

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Does it matter to you what color your deity was during his/her incarnation on earth (if he/she had one)? If so, why? Not sure, I don't think God has been here but they say His light is purple, Horus was probably eagle like or wore a really weird hat. Jesus was described as middle eastern, Skin of Bronze and Hair of sheep's wool. If that isn't middle eastern I don't know what is, I know he isn't white because I have never seen a sheep throw his head back with long wavy locks and go...

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What is the biggest lie someone has ever told you? (please no religion or politics) That I would go blind or get hairy palms from masturbation.

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Do you know that the US is actually a REPUBLIC? "One Republic, under God" yep since Kindergarten. "Democracy is a process by which the people are free to choose the man who will get the blame." - Laurence J. Peter

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Growing up? I'm 20 years old about to move out on my own. Any advice? Watch out for zombies, and NEVER EVER EVER EVER cosign on anything with any body you care about because 90% of the time it will end your realationship.(sans married people)

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I long so badly that christianity is outlawed in America.That way we will know who are true Christians.I have heard so many missionaries say,they hate when they have to come back to the states,cause over there all you have is Christ.Any one agree?I hope . What are you on about, and secondly no relegion can be outlawed in America our founding fathers saw to that.

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Is there anyone trying to make faster than light space-travel possible? what field does one enter to help with this research? For space they have probably researched it but it would be impossible to travel that fast on earth because of air. If somehthing moved that fast it would burst into flames because of the friction caused by the air molecules in space there is no air so maybe one day. Even if you had something flame proof on earth it would still have to have super senses so it could make out it's...

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What would men do without us women? Genetically mutate so we can reproduce ourselves which would probably look like this. (LINK IS GRAPHIC) http://sickofant.com/images/2007/06/814-006.JPG Or humanity would grind to a screeching halt or we would end up like this. (LINK IS GRAPHIC) http://www.popularpages.net/pics/gay-sex_2_3559.jpg

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What is the name of a movie that would be scary for a child to watch? If the child is even midly aware of what a pedophile is go with Charlie and the Chocolate factory, the one with Pedo-Depp.

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God is reporting today. Good Morning This morning's weather should be good/ Earthquakes, Wars and rumors of wars as usual. If you have any prayer requests the line is open until noon tuesday. Hey I have a better avatar for you if you are God.

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God is reporting today. Good Morning This morning's weather should be good/ Earthquakes, Wars and rumors of wars as usual. If you have any prayer requests the line is open until noon tuesday. I tried but when I called I got a recording, "Due to technical difficulties and large budget cuts the prayer line along with the light at the end of the tunnel have been discontinued, Thank You, this message has been brought to you by Wal-Mart." I didn't know what to do... O__o

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My friend is in a fight with his parents now bout his brother. They always tell Ej to pick after his brother's mess. And Ej snaps about this. They say "Let it go, just pick it up" but it's NEVER his mess. Ej's fighting this. Who is right? I was EJ until my brother turned 18 still didn't have a job and wasn't paying any bills so I kicked his ass out and told him to go mooch off our asshole father because I wasn't going to let him be physically and verbally abusive to my mother anymore because he wasn't a minor and if I knocked his ass down a well it wouldn't be child abouse anymore. YEAH!!! O__o sorry.

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I want a wife, don't you? my god, all the thing good wives do who wouldnt want a wife? I don't want a wife who will be a best friend, and a great sidekick.

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Is a Computer better than Man? I hope not, check this out if you are familar with the Terminator Series. http://www.defenseindustrydaily.com/59m-for-4-more-mq9-reaper-uavs-03285/ http://www.theregister.co.uk/2007/05/11/skynet_takes_control/

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When and how may humans go extinct? If it take the Biblical approach...who knows according to the Bible we won't know when Jesus comes back. If you go with the next doomsday theory it will be 12/21/12 because the Mayan calendar ends then and apparently it has predicted other major events. The LHC which as you can tell by my name is scary, could possibly destroy us in a number of ways ranging from black holes growing beyond...

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It is something how my biggest dr's are when i say something negative about obama.Why is this?Why can't you see he is hurting this country more than helping? How...is this question a relegion question?

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We have always heard the expression undressing them with your eyes, have you ever tried dressing someone with your eyes? Yes, myself and of course the Kathy Bates nude scene in that movie...I can't think of.

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Why did the egyptians make a battery for and what would they have used it for? No one really knows, maybe electroplating, you think thats weird check out this link. http://www.cracked.com/article_16871_6-insane-discoveries-that-science-cant-explain.html

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Why is my boyfriend a poo poo head? Because he has his head up his arse. HA!

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Dante or Virgil? If you are speaking of Devil May Cry I'd have to go with Dante for sheer style and ability, though Virgil is like, Itachi, or Byakuya, or Sesshomaru, in the way he is totally calm but could totally whoop your arse. In writing I would have to go with Dante, because the Divine Comedy has been a great insparation(sp.) for a book I've been working on. The Aeneid isn't that bad a...

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What vehicle does sam raimi have in every movie he does I'm not sure on the make and model but it is the car from the Evil Dead series, he talks about it in the commentary on Evil Dead.

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Does anyone else jet horny from looking at dicks? Dicks, check. Asses, Check. Tits, Check. Pussy, check. Legs, check. Any hot man or woman...FUCK YEAH!!!

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Do you have a Farmers Tan? Yes, occupational hazard.

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Is it legal to have sex with a minor in international waters? Why do you want to know is my question? O__o

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How's the water level on the Ottawa River for kayaking? I'm not sure never been on the Ottawa, just take this advice IF YOU HEAR BANJO MUSIC PADDLE FASTER!!!!!!! lol

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Which one of these classic movies would you prefer to watch? Bambi, Dumbo, Cinderella, Snow White and the 7 Dwarfs? Probably Bambi, or Dumbo. In the original, OLD, version of Cinderella in order to make their feet fit in the glass(fur in some retellings) slipper the evil step sisters cut and mutilate their feet. In the original Seven Dwarves Snow White is described at age 7, 9 at the oldest...but the prince still kisses her...yeah...no on pedo. The wicked queen also asks for Snow White's heart,(some...

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Young, smart, beautiful, well payed, loyal, kind, gentle, fun, breath taking (not in order)...Whats wrong with me? If that is your picture in the avatar, I'd have to go with the dog head growing out of your shoulder. I like dogs though so you probably just keep picking the wrong guy, you sound awesome. :)

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Young, smart, beautiful, well payed, loyal, kind, gentle, fun, breath taking (not in order)...Whats wrong with me? EDIT: Ignore, this. I tried to answer and it said file lost so I answered again.

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How does earth gain required angular momentum to rotate will it not stop by the gravitational force from moon and sun ???if it wont stop then why does a spinning object on earth stop its rotation? These are the types of questions it's best not to ask because you get things created like the LHC, and scientests who destroy humanity by trying to play god. If you wish to ask scientific questions how about What temperture(I can't spell) does Thermite burn at?

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Can I complain about another AB'er avatar? http://www.answerbag.com/profile/?id=841149 (DON'T LOOK IF EASILY PI$$ED OFF) I JUST HAD TO ADD WTF!!!????!!!!??!??!?!?!??!?!?!

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Do you regularly play board games with the kids...and find yourself cheating against a group of 10 year olds? EX: Taking an extra space ahead, as you distract them with a snack. No, I throw something shiny and or a flashbang grenade or gas canister.

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Why can't a person have a civilized conversation on answerbag? It seems that most here have one hell of a chip on their shoulder. Does anyone else feel that way? OMG!!! I DO!!! ITS A DORITO!!!! LOL!!

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What do you think will happen when The Large Hadron Collider (LHC) or the big-bang machine is turned on? What if it produces a black-hole and swallows us all? It could create small black holes that in theory could get out of control but most likely they will fizzle out quickly. It may rip open a wormhole, it could create a substance called strange matter that is some dangerous stuff, anything it touches becomes more strange matter. Who knows, it may have happend and by some wormhole prank we continue to live outside existence. Maybe when they turn it...

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Do you ever wish you could just fast forward a few months? Patience isn't one of my virtues. Not really, I would like to rewind take some chances I didn't take, do a few things I should have. Kissed a girl instead of walking away. I didn't believe it but somebody told me once the time I didn't like had passed I would miss it. High School, My First Job, Etc, etc. I complained, and complained but now that they are gone I do miss them. The really hard times like the 2 yrs...

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What would you do if your child told you that you were going straight to hell? That depends on my footwear at the time 1. Barefoot= pick him up body slam him on his bed and smack him with the nearest stuffed animal. 2. Sneakers= a foot to the face, not hard just enough to knock him down The above is if it was a small child. Below 16yrs of age or above 1. Any Footwear= Super Kick to the face. (Parody Answer, I do not accept any form of child abuse.) Just Spank him.

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Name a Word that follows BUTTER...? (no googling pleeeeease!) :) Butters

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Are you experiencing problems with AB today? My answers and comments aren't clearing themselves until I 'Mark all as read.' Also I'm not receiving notification to all of my questions. Sorry if I've missed your comments! YES!! I THOUGHT IT WAS MY COMPUTER ABOUT TO EXPLODE!!! Thankfully it's just the website is about to explode.

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Why is it easier for people to believe in Satan , than God? Because there is so much evil and suffering in the world.

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I kept a copy of The Book of Mormon that was place in a Utah motel room so I could read it. Should I feel guilty? No but by reading it your IQ will drop significantly.

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Obama is on the tonight show...town hall meetings...did anyone tell the nitwit he won the election and he doesn't need to campaign anymore and actually do some meaningful work, and stop the lavished Wednesday parties at the White House? The only nitwit I see is the one who asked this.

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Do you think it would be bad to lower the age of sexual consent to 15 or 16? It can be looked at in 2 different ways I suppose. In today's society most 15 or 16 yr olds are having sex, if they are mature enough maybe it wouldn't be that bad, I know that oversea's one country's consent age is 14. The other view is do you know a mature 15 or 16 yr old so I don't think so.

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What is your evil name? spell your name backwards.. (mine is inad rendrag, does that sound evil?) Seniag Llah Htinnek

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Do you ever get multiple orgasms? Not Really but I can go around 5-7 times on a good day.

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Why are so many actors/actresses from "Buffy the Vampire Slayer" on "House MD"? huh?

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I'm bored and I don't wanna sit at the computer any longer. What should I do? If you are 18 OR OLDER ONLY, here you go. http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1354457 or skip the question and read my story. http://www.literotica.com/stories/showstory.php?id=384453

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Know your Bible? What color was Jesus's hair? Skin of Bronze and hair like sheeps wool. Judging by those statements and given the geographical locations that the bilical events took place, I will say black.

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What's your opinion on someone having a foot fetish? If its a beautiful foot I could see showing it some attention, but feet like mine(ugly feet) no.

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Do you support gay marriage? Yes, a few of my friends and my 2nd cousins (brother and sister) are both gay.

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What is the most special thing about your mother? +4 Excellent question. My mom has been with me for 21 years so far with many moore to come. She divorced my abusive Father, worked nights to take care of me, and now she is disabled and I do all I can to take care of her. She taught me how to cook anything and everything, how to sew, how to do so much. That's right I'm a MAN who can cook, clean and I have manners, thanks to my mother!

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Do you like cooking,having other people cook for you,or both? +4 I love to cook for people during special occasions.

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At what bra cup size do you think boobs are too big? Any size, prefer them large b or small c cup.

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What is the craziest thing you have done on a dare? My cousin dared me to get in a really old boat at a local lake, I fell in the water got caught by the undertow and almost drowned...it sucked azz.

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What is the common name for the fibula bone? And NOT shinbone or calfbone. If it helps, I have to unscramble the word from these letters: nelispnebotr. I know the the definition. Fibula: n. Tool for finding furniture in the dark.

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When you run into someone on the sidewalk, how do you get around them in the least awkward way possible? Kick them in the shin, or balls. Do the thriller dance and moonwalk away.

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What is this "Magic Jack" thing all about? RUN LIKE HELL!!!!!!

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I have a mixed housedog will weigh around 100 lbs she sick hasnt ate for 5 days now shes throwing her water up with what looks like chicken fat in it ans she has the direaha how is this possible she has not ate nothing to have the direaha plus what is she I don't know for sure but if you see blood in the poo, it could be parvo. If she begins acting "drunk" stagering around and drinking LOTS of water it may be anti-freeze poisoning. Go to a Vet ASAP is probably the best bet.

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Hey Obama, why not just give every American man, woman, and child $3 000 each? Is someone else getting 3 grand...I thing that would do alot...not, yeah it would be no help. A month or two sure but after that, crap again.

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Any others really ticked at the mormon CHURCH after prop 8? Simply put after reading up on the news, yes, but the Mormon's don't really bother me seriously Mormon's and Scientologist are jokes. Sorry to any that are in the audience but Alien Ghosts, Golden Plates. I'm no fan of the burning bush and stone tablets but they are somewhat believable.

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This is an excerpt from my novel I'm working on. If you have time will you read it and give me any criticism. (This is a fictional work, and may be contreversial. This is not meant to offend anyone.) It is kinda long. Thanks!! “Go with God’s grace my boy, and do not fret for we will meet again, even if it is a millennium hence.” The old man said. “Thank you for teaching me so much. I will not forget you my friend.” “Very well, come with us.” The deep voiced one said. Greg walked over to the three and everything seemed to go black and he was in a large room. White...

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The Red States consume more porn? LOL. Report shows states where McCain won the votes, consumed the most porn. EWWWW!!! I just had the mental image of McCain porn. *sobs in the corner*

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When you break up with someone, would you tell them you still want to be friends just to make them feel better? No , that can just make things worse, if one or both still have feelings.

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Can you name one superstition that you truly believe in? Here's 20 of the weirdest ones. +4 1. A bird in the house is a sign of a death 2. A loaf of bread should never be turned upside down after a slice has been cut from it. 3. Never take a broom along when you move. Throw it out and buy a new one. 4. If the first butterfly you see in the year is white, you will have good luck all year. 5. If a black cat walks towards you, it...

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What are the point of clothes (putting aside temperature and/or weather)? To Keep the spam javelin hidden.

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Which Greek god/goddess are you? I'm Chaos Non-gendered deity of the nothingness from which all else sprang, or Erebus God of darkness and shadow...maybe a combo Chaobus!! MWAHAHAHAH!!!!

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What's Your Most Attractive Quality? Apparently my eyes, I don't know what is so special about them. +4

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You are screwed if ______? PUSH THAT DAMNED BUTTON!!! +4

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Are you more feminine or masculine? I'm masculine but I know when to show my sensitive side. +4

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Are you a cheapo? I'm unemployed and starting college in August, cheapness is a necisity(sp.) +4

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If you actually could knock on heaven's door ,do you think they'd let you in? I don't know they may think I'm selling Encylcopedias. +4

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Are our friends' God's way of apologizing to us for our families? OMG, yes...cuz seriously when he picked our families he wanted to see how embarassed and annoyed he could make us. +4

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Do you know that fantasizing about something is not the same thing as wanting it? Hmmm, did not know that? I fantasize about 18yr old Miley Cyrus, but I do not want her.... +4

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So, is there message to YOUR madness? Yes, my message is that Werewolves should be loved!! +4

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They say hate is learned. Look at the picture posted with my answer and tell me if this is one reason you think we live in an intolerant world? I found this picture online looking for Gay rights activists

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I have a running battle every night with my 6 yr old trying to get her to bed at reasonable time so she isnt tired out at school, I am starting to dread this time of day, any suggestions please? Chloroform...but that's why I'm a ninja and not a parent....yet. Sorry, I'm no help good luck.

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Do you watch family guy? Totally, I have seen every episode(except for the new one where Bonnie FINALLY has her baby)at least 20 times. When I'm having a bad day I watch Family Guy, it's like my Crack, I have to have some every day. :) "Let me guess, you picked out yet another colorful box with a crank that I'm expected to turn and turn until OOP! big shock, a jack pops out and you laugh and the...

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What not to say to Michael Jackson? Michael something just came up can watch my kids.

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What's the longest time you have gone without speaking to your parents or siblings? I haven't spoken to my father for quite sometime. Here's why...http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/5683977

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Do you have any horror stories about dying your hair? OH YEAH, LOST A BET AT WORK SO I WAS SUPPOSED TO DIE MY HAIR RED BUT CHECK IT OUT ITS PINK!!!!

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How will the next 8 hours go in your life? Either go to sleep or kill myself, or kill everyone else...not sure which.

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Who is most annoying: Sean Hannity, Bill O'Reilly, Keith Olberman, Maureen Dowd, Rush Limbaugh, or Glenn Beck? How about we put all of them including Anne Coulter into a big room and throw in a couple wild dogs and a grenade or 2.

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Honest opinion's How Bad looking am I? I am not going to DR any answer's I want honest opinions. (See my answer) This is me.

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Have you seen anyone as scary as this? (View my answer) AGGGHHH!!

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So Cracked.com tells how a Zombie Apocalypse could actually happen. www.cracked.com/article_15643_5-scientific-reasons-zombie-apocalypse-could-actually-happen.html Does this freak you out? If it happened, would you survive? CAUTION: Foul language. Really. I can't get the link to work!?!?! I want to read!!

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Zombie Apocalypse! AB has managed to find secure ground in the mountains, and we're all safe, have enough food and water and means to fight back. However, we need to keep fighting and working and plan the rebirth of humanity. What part will you play? I am a damn good shot, have uncanny eye-sight, and I'm not bad with a sword so I will be a guard, or sniper and if needed...Karaoke singer!

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What would you do if you saw a zombie outside your house? Haha!!!

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Would you read what i have for a short story? it's not much, but it's something! i need opinions. It's great, your descriptions really paint a picture for the reader. Really work on it I know it will be awesome, just don't do like I did and get so into your characters, and story and let it get out of hand if you do want it to be a short story. I started one in High School and 4 years later I'm still working on it and it's right at 400 pages and I'm not done yet....

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Can you define and correct the spelling of teedyus fifteen different ways? 1) Tedious: so lacking in interest as to cause mental weariness; using or containing too many words 2) Tedious: so lacking in interest as to cause mental weariness; using or containing too many words 3) Tedious: so lacking in interest as to cause mental weariness; using or containing too many words 4) Tedious: so lacking in interest as to cause mental weariness; using or containing too many...

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What do you wish never existed? George W. Bush

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My daughter turned 6 months old today, who wants to celebrate with me? Yay Michi! HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY. HERE'S A LITTLE SOMETHING TO HAVE FOR YOUR FUTURE BOYFRIENDS! AND A LITTLE WEAPON 2!!!!

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Barack Obama has recently made our nation's history. On january 19, he officially became our first African American president. Do you think government should make a paper money or coin with Barack Obama on it? Check out when I asked something like this b4 the top answer is excellent. http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1072102

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I found this picture super arousing. Is this wrong?(ficitonal picture) This is the picture. The girl is 18 it is a fictional scene no real rape.

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GIrls, how would you react if your boyfriend ask you to swap his cum, from your mouth to his? I would ask my girlfriend to do it or ask my boyfriend.

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I am going to write a book on how to be a successful pimp. Do you have any good ideas on a title of my book? My Wasted Life Looking Like Flava Flave, While Objetifying Women for my Own Personal Gain.

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Hi guys, do you like russian girls, and why. They look like other white girls but they do have really sexy voices.

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Who's the person with the highest level on answerbag? Firebrand is the highest at 100 and the only one at 100...BOW!!

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Can you send me a funny picture ?- I'm feeling down and need a lift- thanks Here's a few for you the kewlest of the Kewl

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My son cries all the time for the dumbest reasons and i hate to admit it but he's a sissy, despite my efforts to give him a backbone. his therapist says he's a perfectionist. why do we have to have less offensive terms now instead of telling it like it is Let me tell you a story sir. I knew a man who claimed to love his son yet when his son turned out to be the inside kid who doesn't like sports and was sensitive, he(not saying you will)felt the need to beat his son, the father constantly picked on the son for not having a so called backbone, putting him down about his weight, the son tried to understand why this was happening. The mother...

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What time was it when you sat down to AB today? I got on last night at about 6 p.m. and got off around 7 a.m. got back on at 11 a.m. and I'm still here...*sobs* I have no life right now...I lost my job.

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Check out MY answer!!! This poem I wrote a long time ago, the more I think about it, it kinda reminds me of the Bush Presidency. Do you Agree? Reign of the Metal King The steam hisses off his great gears The people flee in fear The Metal King rules all of his lands In a dark uncaring hand The dark metal wings strech over the moon In march his great mounted Dragoons Fear the unkind reign For the Metal King is drowning in his fame Until the rule ends We shall always have hope my friend But for now We remember how ...

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Can someone write an 8th grade lyric poem for me please, it's due tomorrow! Reign of the Metal King The steam hisses off his great gears The people flee in fear The Metal King rules all of his lands In a dark uncaring hand The dark metal wings strech over the moon In march his great mounted Dragoons Fear the unkind reign For the Metal King is drowning in his fame Until the rule ends We shall always have hope my friend But for now We remember how ...

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Im a guy having guy, problems...should i just buy a dildo instead? A butt plug is better if you are talking about what I think you are

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Have you ever know someone who committed suicide? My uncle had been dating a woman for 7 years and he asked her to marry him many times she always said no then one day she said she was going to the grocery store but she came back married to his best friend. He drove his truck into a 200 yr old oak tree at about 90mph.

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Do you have anyone in your family with a weird name? My name is Kennith Gaines Hall, it's kinda odd.

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Should the white people of today apologize on behalf of their ancestors who enslaved black people, and tortured them silly. Or should you simply say bygones its all in the past? no, todays whites have nothing to do with that just as todays germans have nothing to with the holocaust

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If a girl was to walk into your house necked, you did not know her, what would you do? In the words of Andrew Zimmern "If it looks good eat it."

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Can smaller breasts be hott too? or is the bigger the better? They can be either or. little ones are nice to suck and play with while you can fuck the big ones.

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If you were walking down the street and some guy came and asked you to go home with him and spank him, would you do it?(Question for the ladies) Hell yeah, only if they spanked me back.

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Everyone masturbates at home in bed or in the shower. Where is the wierdest place you have pleasured yourself? In the bathroom at work while the store was empty.

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What turns you on? sexy eyes, consentual rape fantsies, rough, spanking, gangbang anal, cocks , pussies, and almost everything.

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When is it a bad time to get an erection? When playing department store santa...that is so wrong

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If you were walking through the woods and found a couple having sex, what would you do? Find an open hole and jump in

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What is the sexiest thing you have ever put in your mouth? Balls, cock, tits, pussy, ass, finger, and dildo.

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MEN ONLY: If you could, would you give yourself a blowjob? Have you? Hells to the yeah!!!!

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How often do you masturbate? Be honest. 2 or 3 times a day

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Has anyone ever caught you masturbating? My mom and I were living with a friend of hers from work, and her son(22yrs) caught me on the dryer jacking off. I (17 at the time) freaked but he shocked the hell out of me when he came up and started stroking me.....I'll spare the rest of the details.

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What food are you almost always in the mood to eat? Pizza Rolls YEAH!!!!

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Newest Bleach manga... anyone read it? Izuru, his sword is sick and hes freakin bad ass... lol that was awesome the way he took down that hawk guy Abirama... theres gotta be more to that fight though, i wanna see his Bankai... thoughts anyone? Kira may not have Bankai because usually only Captains can obtain it(sans Zaraki) but Renji and Ikkaku have so it's possible.

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In the anime show bleach, is banki the strongest ichigo can get? He does get stronger with his hollowfication, currently at his strongest point he is fighting Shciffer(I don't know how to spell Ulquiorra) and Ulquiorra has released his Zanpakto and he is proving more powerful than Ichigo thought.

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What is captian Yamamoto's bankai? He hasn't yet revealed his Bankai, but when fighting the Chimera that three of the Espada summons he pulls off a awesome technique, that I can't remember what it is called.

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I'm a 18 year old teen and i'm having issues with masturbation.. i tried to stop myself but it often seems to last only 1 week!! the longest it went was a few months.. then when it came back.. i couldnt stop it again =(( can someone give me some advice.. Get someone else to jack you off while you do something else.

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I produce watery sperm often when i do masturbate. to get thick one what to do.. This usually happens to me if I go too many times in succession. Give a break of about 24hrs. The first one after that should be a good creamy one, then more watery.

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What is a bad reason to believe something? because the church says to

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Will you be my friend? (I'll even give you $5) HELLS YEAH!!! ((((HUGS)))))

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What would u do if somebody called u ugly in front of a million people? Say "Well your grandma didn't think so, neither did your mom, sister, brother, or autie phyllis

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Is Bush a war monger? Bush is a sad old man who now (Thank God) can do no more damage to our country than has already been done. He can now sit at home doing cocain, drinking beer and sleeping with his cousins, ready to hide the moment they mention a draft.

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I had a dream last night that the joker (from the new batman) was looking at me through a window. And it really creeped me out. What does this mean? This is going to be deep...it means the joker was lookin at you the window...oooohhh...oooooooohhh. Sorry, according to the dream dictionary a dream of someone looking in a window is simply your mind's representation of what you see. So you watched the oscars or batman and your mind was simply going back to that. The fact it creeped you out was because he was the best damn joker EVER!!!

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How would you react if a naked man ran up to you with a full erection and began swinging it in front of you as if he were Mark Mcguire behind the plate, trying to hit an invisible baseball over a mountain? Depends how horny I am

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Do you consider your pet a member of the family? What is it's name? Yep, all seven of them the girl dogs Sienna, and Bella. The Boy dogs Tucker, Kenpaichi, Renji, and Toshiro. And the cat(male) Mikihisa (Miko for short)

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Who was the last person to pinch or grab your a$$? It was you, you dirty bastard!!!! lmao

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Our state refuses to allow gay/lesbian couples OR single people to be foster parents. they would rather the child stay in an orphanage/children's home. How sad is that and how is that in the child's best interest? It's stupid, they don't care about the kids the poloticians(mostly republicans, some deomcrats) just care about saving face and not letting their stance on gay's be brought up. Where do you live cuz it sucks you should move to Ripples life is evergreen's state.

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What time period or what theme in US history calls to you? Why? The westernization of Japan, I know it took place in Japan with the downfall of the samurai but the US was involved greatly.

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Are there any truly happy people any more? It seems on all the chat rooms, message boards and on AB, people are constantly mentioning how depressed they feel. I seldom see people smile and if you try to tell a joke, you get dirty looks. I'm happy, sure the world is in crap shute but in the words of Master Ugway "Yesterday is history, tomorrow is mystery and today is a gift thats why they call it the present."

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How many Guys & Gals would honestly consider dating a physically disabled person. In my hometown my best friend was in a wheel chair and I feel in love with her but moved before I could tell her.

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Say my mom technically cant claim me as a dependent on her 2008 tex returns becuase i was not under 19 years old and not a full time student. but on my tax returns i put i am a full time student so she can claim me. do you think the irs will catch on? Considering you just posted it on a public forum and your e-mail is enough to track and figure out who you are not to mention your school records and IRS people answer questions on here, don't do it, a year in prison is not worth an couple more bucks

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Do you feel sympathy for George W. Bush? No, I cannot and will not feel pity for this sorry ingrate who did not take control as president and instead let Cheney and a bunch of other dipshits run our country into the ground, destroying our economy, killing 1,000's of our men and women, one of which was my best friend's fiancee for oil and non existent WMD's to hell with him and the entire Bush Admindistration and Family.

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Guys, truthfuly what do you like skinny women, thick women, or large women? Smart, funny, beautiful eyes.

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Should straight people have special rights if gay people have gay rights? Why or why not? Lesbian, and Gays are not asking for any special rights. They simply want equality they want the ability to marry who they love and to adopt children and to stop being discriminated against. I understand what you are getting at by reading one of your comments, no Gays should have no more right than a straight person to be explict in public, I'm all for Gay Pride Parades but it has to be...

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What type of music clears the dance floor the fastest? Polka

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What does jai ho mean? I've answered this question once or twice 2day. http://inkspillz.blogspot.com/2009/01/slumdog-millionaire-jai-ho-lyrics.html Lyrics and then English Translation Jai Ho is like hail or Hallelujah

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If you were in the witness protection plan, what would you like your new name to be and where would you hope they moved you? I would have to go with Gregory Canyon, in Tokyo

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Gay and Lesbians will have the same rights and benefits as a legally married man and woman under Church or State known as "A Bounded Couple". Would that be acceptable and would that resolve all issues for the Gay community? It would allow them rights they have been fighting for but you will still have the relegious bigots who put them down or won't let them worship in their church. They will still be persecuted, just as the blacks have been since segregration endend. I am American, but at times I am so ashamed to say that.

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Hey everyone, It's my birthday! Care to treat me to a gift? HAPPY B-DAY!!!!!!

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What Stephen King book is a must read? ALL OF THEM!!! I'm warning you though at the of Cell you will want to kick his ass!

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If your a girl. what kind of pillow is best to hump? A guy with a little meat on his bones, use his leg or behind. I volunteer!

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If money was not an issue what vehicle would you buy? I think i woulk like a maserati mc12. The 2010 Ford Mustang. or a F-250.

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They announced during the entertainment at the Academy Awards (Feb 2009) that "the musical is back". Do you agree? No, because the High School Musicals sucked ass. If they are coming back yay, I like muscials but I want to kill those kids for making those Musical Abortions.

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Suppose you walk in on a girl, what do you wish she was wearing? Nothing that way I can just get right to buisness

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In the minds of many people around the world, what are the roots of Anti-American Feelings? Because I live here.

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I have a sore throat, aching joints, fever only at night and my tongue has turned yellow? Is that just normal symptoms or should I be worried and go to the doctor? (I have been sick for 5 days now) Seriously dude, from what I've read on WebMD it sounds like you could have Rheumatic Fever, it's rare but can kill you. It comes from having Strep Throat and it doesn't get treated. I'm no doctor but my advice would be get your ass to a hospital, sorry about the joke.

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What are turn ons to men that they just cannot ignore It involves a turkey baster, a roll of duct tape, a goose, 3 blind guys, a lesbian, 2 D batteries, 3 foot of copper wire, and a gallon of Sunny D. Would you like to do it for me? :)

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Would anyone not repent if God appeared before them asking for repentance? I don't know, first I would ask him if he wants to get wasted with me and go to a strip joint and then we could repent.

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Whats the best way to get blood out of white carpet ?? theres quite a bit'? Um....I must point out that that will be another charge of tampering with evidence.

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I HAVE FOUND A PICTURE OF GOD!!!!!! DO YOU DOUBT HIS GLORY? CHECK IT OUT!!! BRING HIM CREAM!!!!! NOW!!!!!!!!

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What's wrong with me? i'm constantly thinking about murdering my husband. YOU ARE A PSYCHO BITCH WHO CAN'T FIGURE OUT IF SHE HAS A HUSBAND AND A SON OR A FIANCEE AND A DAUGHTER. THAT IS JUST FROM READING YOUR PROFILE. YOU TROLL!!!!!!-3

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Just watching the oscars. What does "Jai ho" mean? ‘Jai Ho’ was the theme song every time a Slumdog person trotted up to receive a Golden Globe.

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Hey everybody..need answers<stories actually>to..whats the best fiction horror story youve made up? I am currently working on what started out as a short story and has bloomed into a 340+ page book(still growing, only a quarter way through). It's horror/action/fantasy. It's about a girl(cause I'm tired of the hero always being a guy) who is chosen to settle a pact made thousands of years ago between the gods Ahriman(evil) and Orzmad(good). I don't want to go into too many...

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When a user says “You are nothing to me,” what is that a euphemism for? You're humping me...?

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How, for all those years, did Sean Penn get roles playing straight men? Why is he gay? Or did he do a really good job in Milk

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What is something that is "stretchy" or can be "stretched"? Strech Armstrong HIS ARMS STRECH TO NEXT WEEK!!!!!!!!

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If you ate meat today, what sort of meat was it? I had some sausage and some asian lady. I don't know what the sausage was....O_o

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Would you rather be stupid or poor? I'm poor and I have a 137 I.Q. so...yeah.

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Who wants an invisibility cloak? I would take it....but....I would use it for evil.

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What is worse, friday the 13th or friday the 31st, Halloween night? Friday the 13th. Demons and werewolves, like myself, and such tend to drift away from doing anything on Halloween because it's too cliche.

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Who or what exactly, is God? A great guy to have at a party and his son Jesus is great to. You don't even need to buy booze he turns all the water to wine, good wine too. Though there was one time God got wasted and accidently turned it to blood, we FREAKED!!

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How can I discretely give a gift to my friend without mailing it to her - I want it to be a surprise and I don't want her to thank me for it, how can I go about this? Just don't put a return address on it, and mail it from a post office in a different town so she can't trace the postmark.

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I get in this mood where I act feel no emotion and act really psycho and mean toward my BF (that I'm crazy in love with). I'll be smiling and trying to cut his throat with a knife.. and I get entertained as he tries to fight me. What is wrong with me? That sounds like a very serious problem, and you really should talk to someone with medical credentials, and when your BF comes over lock up all your sharp objects before you hurt him. It almost sounds like Schizophrenia(totally spelled that wrong) Good luck!!

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What will the Lord do when he comes again? Kick everyone's ass and/or fall down a flight of stairs while someone is recording, he will then take the video to AFV where he will win 10,000 dollars and take all the Agnostic's and Atheists on a cruise while leaving everyone else behind for being hypocrites.

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What is the number one rule of thumb when fleeing zombies? Just stay out of reach.(Romero Zombies) Outrun the slowest person(New Age Zombies)

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What's ur cellphone number? 867-5309

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Men: thongs, g-strings, boyshorts or 'normal' pants? Are you asking what we prefer our ladies to wear or what we wear. I go commando, and I like my lady in boy shorts.

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What do human brains taste like? ...........O_o................If I told you it would cause you to go into a brain feeding frenzy and since I cannot yet make it legal to kill idiots, I cannot tell you.......................O_o

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Penelope Cruz won best supporting actress at the Oscars - your comments? Do not care. Did Heath Ledger win Best Supporting Actor?

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Most people on the Internet say that gay marriage should be allowed. Then why is most legislation in the US passed against gay marriage??? The numbers don't add up. BECAUSE OUR ELECTED OFFICIALS DON'T WANT TO COME OUT OF THE CLOSET, SO THEY GET ON THE WEB AND LET LOOSE WITH THEIR TRUE FEELINGS!! Sorry....actually because ALOT of people on the net aren't from America.

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How can i stop making fun of fat people when i go to the gym? Stop being a psycho bitch!!

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Can anyone give advice to a recovering Heroin addict? Don't do drugs again.

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Lent is right the corner, what do you plan on giving up, if anything? I usually clean out the filter and throw it in the trash, and any that gets away I have a roller for it.

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Do you think rain is a nice name for a baby girl. i names my daughter that i just want to know if the kids in school will make fun of that The next generation will remember great Rains. The ninja Rain from Mortal Kombat, the vampire Rayne from BloodRayne, Rain the awesome kick-ass commando from the Resident Evil Movie. She should be okay.

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What scary movie have you seen years ago but you still think about and it freaks you out everytime? Battlefield Earth, I didn't know a movie could be so bad....*sob*(seriously I would have to say an old movie called Dolls about an old couple and some evil ass toys. I HATE creepy little dolls)

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Is AB over run by liberals? Yes, probably and to all you conserves....PRO-CHOICE, GAY MARRIAGE, AND TAX THE RICH BASTARDS!!!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

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What would be some key plot elements in making the perfect 80s movie? If you are taking the slasher route if anyone has sex they have to die. Get Molly Ringwald, plenty of Gratutious Tit shots, parents are away, geek(or unlikely guy) gets the hottie, drugs and at the end everyone has to jump up and/or high five and the shot freezes with them in mid air, then electric drums in credits

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I'm fourteen, and 5 foot 2, is it possible to make me stop growing if I do a lot of hard gymnastics? Because I want to be a really good gymnast, and most great gymnasts are short. I'm not a doctor but after several equations I believe my method will work. Go to the roof of your house, dive off. This should stunt your growth and maybe shrink you a couple inches.(This is a joke, do not actually do this, your size and shape is biological)

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Did you know Andy Griffith was awarded Metal Of Honor? How do you feel about him receiving the highest military decoration awarded by the U.S. Government for simply bringing so much laughter and happiness to American homes? No problem with it. BTW it would be Medal of Honor. +5 for the pic, and +4 for the question.

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Why are atheists so unhappy? Because they must suffer through the mindless drones of Bible beaters shoving God and Jesus down their throats. That is to say after the dumb drones have gave to the collection plate which has bought the Pastor his Benz and a trip to India where he can get all the little boys he wants.

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Do boys wear makeup because i think i heard there is such a thing called boy makeup? Are you kidding, have you never seen Pete Wentz or Brett Michaels those dudes wear more eyeliner than the entire MaxFactor Model Team!!!

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Who currently has the sexiest avitar? <-----I have the cuddliest!!!!

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Is it better to date a pretty boy and be happy in bed or to date a fat, nasty dude and have your bills paid? Yes date the jock who has a big dick pleases you in bed then beats the shit out of you for not having dinner ready when he gets home. Just because someone is overweight does not make them nasty.

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Im 19 and ive never had a boyfriend, never kissed a boy or any thing? ive seen less pretty girls with boyfriends but i dont have one. i hope that one will come in time but im scared that when that time comes i wont be on there level what do i do? Don't worry I'm 20 and never had a girlfriend, never been kissed or anything either. Just remember you and I are still young and we will find the one, but until then just be yourself and live your life to the fullest. :) +4 for the question

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Sometimes I get so angry about the baby crying, I want to hurt it. Is there help for me? yeah its called anger management. If you didn't want to hear a baby crying you shouldn't have had one. Just keep in mind if you do hurt it you have to live with probably every single person you know including yourself hating you for what you have done, and that you have taken the most precious gift God has bestowed to you.

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If Jesus returned to the earth today, what do you think he would say to us? "I AM SO PISSED, SERIOUSLY MY DAD GAVE YOU A HANDBOOK! IT WASN'T THAT HARD! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE HERE! SOMEONE FIND ME GEORGE W. BUSH SO I CAN KICK HIS ASS, HALLELUGEH STYLE. VENGEFUL JESUS IS HERE!!!!!"

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Co-signed a car with my ex boyfriend. He left over a year ago, has the car, never registered it(!!), and stopped making payments on it. I paid it off, title is in both our names. How the hell do I get my name off this vehicle? He won't communicate- If your name is on the title I think you can report the car stolen

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Where is the Coral Triangle? Ariel's crotch

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The only thing we really have to fear is "what"? BUSH'S THIRD TERM!!!! AAAAGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!

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My friend has a son that just turned 17 and we think he is doing drugs, he is gone for the weekend and we are searching the room for evidence - where would you hide your stash in your room if you were 17? Under the matress, in heating/air conditioner vents, in stuffed animals, in pillow cases, in a ziploc bag that is then placed in the back of the toliet.

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I am drunk and naked, how are you? Totally high on 7 Lortab 10's I know its bad for me but It is really relaxing cuz I can't drink til June 8th

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Which actor do you think is under-rated and which one do you think is over-rated? Why? Morgan Freeman = Underated Leo Decrapio = Overated

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If you made a bumper sticker with a bible verse on it, what would the bible verse be? "Its better to spill your seed in the belly of whore than to spill it on the ground, or a sock"

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Why do some demons look like people in costumes? I assume you are speaking of demons in television such as Buffy or Angel, if so the answer is that these are not pure demons, they have sacrificed some of their form and power to come to our realm. Full or Pure demons are extremely large and frightning.

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What is the best love song ever Bad Touch by Bloodhound Gang

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Duke.of.data asks: What now? http://www.answerbag.com/profile/?id=569622 Well it envolves a flashlight, live moose, three chickens a bowl of butter, 3 car batteries and drunk lesbian and it is illegal in 47 states, my only question is are you up to it?

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I don't agree with Wolfgang Joop's statement that Heidi Klum is too heavy to be a runway model. Do you?" Wolfgang Joop is F*@king retarted. Jessica Simpson is still beautiful and Britney Spears looked awesome at during that performance in which everyone put her down about her stomach.

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Are you a pig if you eat an entire pizza over the span of a few hours? No, I can eat an entire New Yorker Pizza in about 30 mins by myself.

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Is it bad to be 13 and still have a nightlight? Not at all because it keeps you from finding that demonic coffee table that you swear moves ever night just so you can bust your shin bone on it.

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Oh man, I'm feelin pretty down now...I just got to thinkin, and IDK if I'm ever really goin to find the right guy for me... Any words to help/cheer me up? Umm...I wish I could because I don't think I'll ever find the girl for me....We must have hope. :)

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Ok so I'm in love with this girl and my religion is vampirism shes told that she does not have a true religion but she believes what she believes thats not what bothers me it that she said vampires aren't real so how do i tell her my religion? What she means is that demonic blood craving monsters that stalk the night are not real. Vampirism as a relegion is different. From my studies I know that you do either have you teeth filed down or wear prosthetic fangs, that you do not randomly attack people and drain them, that instead you have very close knit Donor Cirlces in which each member has been tested for various blood transmitted...

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If LINKIN PARK is your favorite band which song you love the most??mine is numb. Numb, In The End, Bleed It Out, Leave Out All The Rest, One Step Closer, Too many to choose. +4 Good Question.

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Have you ever had a really rude customer, if so how did you handle it? I used to work at a video store, so yeah!!! We had some that came in really angry and after a few minutes they realize that they are in the wrong so then they get even more rude because they are mad at themselves. I was the Manager so when the really, really mean ones came in I took the brunt. It is really hard to maintain your composure, but as I later found out all the people I got I did...

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Your little sister just got beat up by her boyfriend.....what would you do? Before or after we hide the body in the city dump?

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What is the meaning of life? The Meaning of life is to go through every day trying to decipher the meaning of life while the higher powers laugh at us for questioning everything and not just enjoying it?

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What is Answerbag? AWESOMENESSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Do you think that this girl is pretty? Extremely, she has that perfect girl next door look. Sweet, kindness, yes very much so. +4 for bringing us this beauty.

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I FOUND A PILL, IT IS A ROUND SHAPE, PURPLE, WITH 30 ON ONE SIDE AND A M ON THE OTHER SIDE. CAN SOMEONE TELL ME WHAT KIND OF PILL IT IS AND WHAT MILAGRAM It is Mentax or Mentanx it is a multivitamin. My mom takes them.(I am not a doctor and this is simply my own observation, do not take this pill)

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If you were the ice-cream man, what song would you play? Bad Touch by Bloodhound Gang

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I'm my own Grampa. How is that possible? You are from West Virginia.

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Which race is on top of the evolutionary chain? The blacks have the lowest IQ, the strongest body, run the fastest, the least shy, the earliest to mature,East Asians(the Chinese,Japanese &Koreans)have the highest IQ, the weakest body,run the slowest Normally when I DR an answer or question I don't say anything but this question and some of the answers are completly racist and stupid. So Boo-Yah!!

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Whats the corniest pickup line you've ever used or heard? Me:Have you heard you want to have sex with me? Her:Excuse Me?!?!? Me: I'm Sorry I thought someone had told you.

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Hi i would like 2 kno why my breasts hurts so much and my stomach and also frequent urination headache heartburn spotting and a lil bet of naudea but i've been on depo for like 10 months now but i was suppost 2 get it on the 3rd of february n i had sex on Depo is bad. Also you sound pregnant.

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What is something you do once a week? Have sex with my neighbor's wife(age 34), or daughter(age 18) or both(not at the same time)

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What do you think of Oppositional Defiance Disorder(Aggressive behavior. Consistently refuse to follow commands & requests. Repeatedly lose temper, test adults & refuse to comply with rules & directions. Easily annoyed & blame others for their mistatakes) Probably like ADD or ADHD, it doesn't exist some people are just @ssholes

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Is that a GUN in your pants?....or are you just happy to see me? It's a gun...now drop your pants and will get to the happy. LMAO

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I can prove that the God of the bible hates himself. Would you like to know how I know? Question's like these are just meant to piss people off and considering I'm not in the mood for another AB relegious debate no I don't give a damn.

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How do you unspoil an 8 month old child that if you put him down cries until you pick him up again? Chloroform.

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For major Bleach (japan manga series) fans.Can you tell me the names and order of the 10 vasto lorde and what they look like?just curious. Actually it goes as such, Espada Prima: Stark (Looks like Chris Pontius) he fights Shunsui and reveals this fact, his fighting abilities are not really shown. He is indifferent and somewhat of a pacifist. A very capable fighter he notices that Shunsui is ambidextrous and trying to adjust his swinging speed to hide this fact, he also manages to kidnap Orihime while Kenpaichi and Ichigo are...

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Guys...is there anything that can make swallowing cum any easier? I wanna give a man what he wants but i can't stand the taste of cum and all i do is gag...help? Find a freaky guy when you get the cum in your mouth kiss him and smear it on his face.

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I am about to go out of town,and I need to find my husband a s*x toy,so he won't cheat on me, what s*x toy should I get?Any advice? If he's that kinda guy drug him and stick a dildo up his ass take pictures and post them online and leave his ass.

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Today I was hangin out with my friend who is a guy (so am I) and he started wrestling with me. He got on top of me and I liked it. Does this mean I'm gay? Btw I'm 14. Maybe, I'm bisexual and I found that out when I was 15. Experiment maybe you are gay maybe bi, maybe straight, just have fun.

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Im a girl and i went into a jerk booth once to slurp fresh cum off the windows and floor. is that horribly gross or hot? Hot, but if you want fresh cum, I can give you some.

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Whats your fav advert and or most hated on tv just now. I love the chocolate ad with the kids dancing eyebrows The girl letting the air out of balloon is the best All of the M&M adverts where the green one does something and the others have melted and such are funny but I think if I could I would kill the Sham-Wow guy and Oxy Clean Man.

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Will kingdom hearts 3 be on the ps2? Kingdom Hearts 3 is technically Kingdom Hearts 2. The second game is Chain of Memories for Nintendo GBA. The Third Game is Kingdom Hearts 2. The Final mix is was a Japan Only Two disc set that contained Kingdom Hearts 2 and Kingdom Hearts:Re-Chain of Memories(A revamped version for the PS2. I should point out not to long ago Re-Chain of Memories was released in US as a single disc game. Also...

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What did you do with your knuckle children today? : ) Mine were adopted by the sock.

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Are you engaging in anything immoral or illegal right now? If so, tell all... I just masturbated, which to some people is immoral, but to me it releaves stress so I don't kill those people.

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You enter an old house with a few friends. Someone brings a ouija board with them. The spirit you contact is evil, and gets you to read a message from your past. Your friends turn against you and the spirit follows you everywhere. What was the message? You Could Have Saved Alot Of Money By Switching To Geico!!!

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Is 136 a good IQ? it didnt tell me on the site :( I got 137 so hopefully its good!!! Yay us intelligents!!

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GOD______________? D........., you were expecting Damn weren't you...you blasphemer!!!LMAO

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Do you think Fred Phelps is gay? His behaviour is classic for someone who is afraid of his own sexuality. (BTW for everybody's sake I hope he's not:) Who?

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Who would you rather fuck: a black, spanish or white girl? (me personlly I'd fuck the first 2) White, or ASIAN!!!! How could you forget asian?!

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Is it bad that I want to have sex with my mom? It's called Odepus(edapus)Complex...it ends after you do her and you cut your own eyes out O_o

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What would you do and how would you react, if you found out your son molested your daughter? O_o......speechless.......O o o

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If a girl with a hemeroid in her vagina and had her period would it hurt to stick a tampon in her vaginal cavity *PUKES*

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If my mother is disabled and I am filing taxes this year can I file as head of house hold and claim her as a dependent? I'm 20, and my adjusted gross income was 11,098.00(Rd.). She draw SSI and Disability. Also if so which form do I need? 1040, or 1040a

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How can i stop my dad from marrying again? (I dont wanna show that i want to stop it...gotta be silent) You are evil if you want to stop him, but if you do want to just hire a ninja!

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How are you saying goodbye to George W. Bush? I will find a magazine with a full page picture of him, take a dump my ass with his face. :)

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Is there a movie you thought was too long and would have been better if it was shortened? Bug, it should have been over after 10 mins, same thing to Borat. Blade Trinity. Braveheart. :)

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Where is the worst place to shout i'm horny? The worst place for a small boy to shout i'm horny is a michael jackson concert

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Why does everyone hate tom cruise Work sucks, he thinks everyone who is not a scientologist is an idiot, his wife is a prisioner, and his movies all suck after last samurai.

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If health insurance covers circumcisions shouldn't it cover breast enhancement as well? Because the medical field actually sees circumcisions as a good thing because certain dangerous bacteria can grow under the "hood" of the penis if its not cleaned properly or cut. Boob jobs are just, cosmetic

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Does God really exist I'm here, what is thy question my child?

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What would be your immediate reaction to spilling a beverage on your laptop? Seppuki... X,X

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Can the atheist not find their own site?Why do they have to come to the religious side?Why cant the religions talk without atheist butting in? Hi, agnostic, just dropping in to say hi. :)

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Have you ever found your look alike? yes, he snuck up on me in the bathroom one day, I punched him then had to go to the hopital for stiches in my hand! :)

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My grandpop sez Homosexuality is a Mental illness and in his day, they put people like that in Mental Hospitals for life! He is right? They did consider it a mental illness. It's not. It's no different from heterosexuality, or bisexuality. Now metrosexuality is a pop culture sickness. lol

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A common argument against agnosticism: we have no way of knowing whether the tooth fairy exists, so shall we suspend judgment and claim that it may indeed exist? Agnostics: Care to refute or comment on such an argument? Yes, Tooth Fairy, God, Jesus, Santa Claus all hang out and have Keg parties but now Easter Bunny is an evil rodent who Jesus paid 1,000,000 dollars to the Tooth Fairy to have whacked. Because Easter Bunny is trying to steal Easter from Jesus. Jesus and Santa are cool so no problems there

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Whats the worst thing a man can say to a women during labor? Breath honey, wooo-sahhh, wooo-sahhh, I slept with your sistah, wooo-sahhh.

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How well can you play the piano? Um, how well can Ray Charles read? (Sorry Ray, love ya)

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Is it true that agnostic people have orgies? I heard that somewere WTF, I DON'T KNOW BUT IF SO I MISSED THE MEMO!!!

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What would be a really bad name for a birth control device? The Scrape

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Another dumb question,but if a plane crashes into the building that you work(just like the twin towers)and you have different people telling you to leave or stay,what would you do? No one would tell me because I would have screamed like a little girl shat myself and passed out. X,X

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I see black specks anybody know what that is? They've been there for 30 yrs. They don't like to be called specks, they are people and have feelings like you and me. :)

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Do you have a phobia? What is it and do you know it's official name? A- Ablutophobia- Fear of washing or bathing. Acarophobia- Fear of itching or of the insects that cause itching. Acerophobia- Fear of sourness. Achluophobia- Fear of darkness. Acousticophobia- Fear of noise. Acrophobia- Fear of heights. Aerophobia- Fear of drafts, air swallowing, or airbourne noxious substances. Aeroacrophobia- Fear of open high places. Aeronausiphobia- Fear of vomiting...

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What could a 38 year old Dad and a 12 year old son do right now that won't cost money? go fishing, provided you have the poles. :)

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How does God feel about gay marriage? I think Big G has a little gay in him so he's cool with it. :)

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If you were going to bet on which famous person was going to die next, who would you pick? George Jones. Interistingly you can got to www.cash4cadavers.com and actually do just that. Each team chips in 20 dollars and picks 20 celebs they think will die the upcoming year. O.o

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Is there anything that you've tried to do that has earned comments like "You should keep your day job"? Pole Dance

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Because of cold weather school was canceled today and is canceled tomorrow (and finals are scheduled for Monday), will they hold off until later? Most schools are out on Monday becuz of MLK day.

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Me and boyfriend are financing a car together, now he says he's gonna take it away if I dont do what he says I know the number of a good assassian , do you wwant it?

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Name 3 things you think will become obsolete in 10 years? Vista, Video Rental Store,and Hand Jobs

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What is the best prank to pull on a passed out drunk?....HURRY BEFORE HE COMES TO!!! I thought about super gluing his dick to his stomach and putting porn on in the background so he gets a boner while he's out...but that may be too evil.

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What is something that it NOT very fun to do naked? A date raped polar bear

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What would you do if you found out a neighbor was sneaking into your hot tub while you were away on vacation and even when you were just at work on occasion? I heard someone admit to doing just that. Cover the surrounding area in cooking oil.

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Have any of you guys used the morning after pill/Plan B... did you feel guilty or anything? Plan B is not anything to be guilty about, it won't stop an existing pregnancy it's kinda like a super birth control for emergencies the only way you should feel guilty after plan b is if you are catholic(no offence Catholic friends)

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If you were the principle of a school, how would you punish bullies? (be creative) Castration, or Chinese water torture.

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My brother hasn't got an account but wants me to ask a question: What is the best way of losing weight WITHOUT downloading or paying for anything? How will downloading help with weight loss...? Stop soda, sweets, watch what you eat, drink 8 oz water b4 each meal, stop eating before you are full and exercise(even a walk will help) for 45 to 60 mins everyday and stick to the routine.

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Have you ever been laied? No, I saw Snakes on A Plane, kinda turned me against them. But I do like Hawaii, I'm planning on going this summer and taking my Mom she loves Dog The Bounty Hunter and I want to try to meet him.

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What is a good comeback to bullies that will leave them with nothing to say? By the way tell your mother that she left her panties in my room last night and also tell your sister the condom broke, I just didn't have the heart to tell her. Oh, and your grandmother is a freak. (note these will leave him speechless but your ass will get kicked)

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Why would a child suck her thumb until she was 13 1/2? I know a girl who is 19 still sucks her thumb. She does it so often the thumb is actually becoming rotten. She is mentally handicapped.

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Before you downrate me i'm not being racist...Do black people believe God is black? I'm white and I think he may be black. The bible says "skin the color of bronze and hair like sheep's wool." Have you seen a white guy who looks like that. lol

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If the bible is the "word of god" why is it so full of inaccuracies God was an alcoholic in his early years. LET THE DRing BEGIN!!! lol

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Im on the phone with my friend and he wants to kill himself. what do i say? I was in the same situation only I was on the other end. My best friend came and talked to me for a good while about how much she cared and how it would hurt her to loose me. Go to him he does want help.

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What songs would you have played at your funeral and why? Boulevard of Broken Dreams, and I Stand Alone because no one will be there.

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IF JESUS IS SON OF GOD THEN WHO WAS ADAM? Third cousin twice removed on his aunt's uncle's brother's grandmother's sister's side!

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Which is correct: a historical or an historical? a historical. you only use an when the next word starts with a,e,i,o,u

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So, I was watching Obama's acceptance speech today, and I noticed this comment: (look in answer)- How awesome are our voters? That is wrong!!! Just wrong!

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Why is the light thing sayin I have a comment but I can't access the frikin thing!!!!!? Time Lag

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If you could have a magic geni and had it provide the perfect New Year's Eve for you, what and where would it be? It would be me and my best friend who I'm in love with. We would be in Times Square ALONE, and at the exact moment the ball dropped I would propose to her and she would say yes and we would kiss.

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What are some of the initial things that happen when you begin to practice communicating with the spirit world? One time I had a 12th century warlord throw a bible at me. That's not a joke either. Ghosts are real and I happend to piss that one off!

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Is there any girls who would actually date a fat person if he was a really great guy? not looking for anyone just wondering Thank You, ladies!

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They say that everyone has a 6th sense of sorts. What do you believe is yours? I can sense right before my phone rings.

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Sarah Palin for 2012 what do you think? Here comes war with russia

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What is the middle name of the one you love? Nicole

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Could there be an outbreak of the boobonic plague anytime soon? Only if Pam Anderson comes back to television. To answer seriously though. Boubonic plague is not completely wiped out. Rats and fleas can still carry the black death and in some third world countries they still have cases. It is a virus and we have yet figured out how to completely erradicate viruses. Watch the rats!!!

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Was there ever a movie that just made you uncomfortable to watch? Watch the Girl Next Door. Not the comedy but the other one.

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Beer then liquor, never sicker, liquor then beer, never fear - do you agree with this little guide to drinking? I prefer Liquor, Liquor, then poker in the rear! I'm dirty.

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Do you want to find out what your slogan could be? Go here: "With a name like Gaines, It has to be good!" "Bigger, Better, Gaines"

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What is the worst avatar you ever saw on AnswerBag? This is not mine but isn't it hideous!!

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My bf hates gay guys. I have gay coleagues at work and he hates when I bring up the topic of gay people. I ddon't get it. The gay guys are nice at my work and we get along. I think they are cool. why does he feel this way? From this and some of your other ABagging I believe he may be gay.

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Guys...Do you mind if a girl hugs you and squeeze her boobs against you, do you like it or no? I demand that they stop in about an hour and if they don't I threaten to kiss her.

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Do you have a nickname and why? My nickname in HS was Batman because I snuck up on people alot. My user name varies. DarkWr1t3r is my pen name. Chaos_Lord is just because I'm a klutz. Master of Mangekyo is from one of my favirote Manga. Finally Gaines_Loves_His_Angel is my first name and Angel refers to my best friend who I'm in love with and she said that I was her best friend and she never wants to risk that.

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A random person (hot random) comes up to you and kisses you tongue and all. They then say hi. What do you do? hang a flag from the pole.

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Ladies would you like to recieve this picture from your man? (See my answer) Da da daaaa!

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Look at something random in the ur room, What is it? Three and a half dead guys, a unconsious naked woman.

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What's the most random weapon you could use to protect yourself? (no guns, knifes, swords etc). A small lathargic monkey who is a master of Spork-fu!

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Who else is very proud of America today? Hell's yeah!! I am proud of our country and her desicion!

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Any other straight folk pissed about the gay marriage vote turnout? I didn't get to follow it. I hope it passed though

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Democrats, do you plan on rubbing Obama's victory in a Republican's face tomorrow? I did in a question, but other than that no. It so happens the girl I'm in love with is a Republican and I would never upset her intentionally

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OK, Obama will be president when GWB steps down. Election over, can we please now drop it? IT IS BORING!!! THIS IS A HISTORY MAKING EVENT. YES WHEN THE ADULT DIAPER WEARING TEXAN STEPS DOWN A MAN NAMED BARACK OBAMA WILL TAKE OVER BUT HE IS THE FIRST AFRICAN AMERICAN PRESIDENT AND THE BEST ONE WE WILL HAVE SEEN IN EIGHT LONG YEARS OF ADULT DIAPERS!!!

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I know I am talking sick but ,what would be your reaction if a news breaks out that Bush will continue as your president till 2012? *looks for the phone number for a russian assassin who owes me a favor*

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Would you be mad if your girlfriend and her super hot best friend made out? O.o Um.......If I got to watch no.

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Does a girl's hormonal system change depending on other females around her? I don't know but I have heard that if you get women together their periods sync

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I just discovered and sign-up'ed for this site today. I would like to know what people think of answerbag-in a whole? vs yahoo answers or any other answers sites. Welcome comrade. We (most of us) are friendly and kind. +3 to help you out and we are cooler than Yahoo. There is only one rule. Chaos_Lord is your king. MWAHAHAHAAHA!

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Who wants to say goodbye to me? I'm leaving answerbag. I'm tired of the drama from some high strung members who need to chill. Don't give up you will just be letting your enemies win. *looks around slowly* do you want me to take them out?

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Millions of slaves and the oppressed dreamed of a black President , the dream of 'I have a dream' - Who will join me in congratulating Barack Obama - the 44th President of the United States of America! *runs naked thru the room shouting "GO OBAMA!" stops does happy dance*

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What does it say, when crowds are gathering outside the white house after the election of Barack Obama IT'S TIME TO TRIM THE BUSHES AND CHIP THE CHENEY. ok so the last part isn't that great but if I said chop it would have been terroristic.

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What happened before the big bang? God farted, then Jesus struck a match. Badda bing badda boom badda big bang

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If you're Sarah Palin, Where do you go from here after Obama's win? What is in your future? Probably to throw rocks at Russia to see if she can start her own war.

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What (honestly) do you think is the future of our nation now? Are any of you worried? AGAIN?!?!? *runs naked thru the room shouting "GO OBAMA"*

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How do you feel now that Barack Obama has won? =) (I extend a VERY SPECIAL invitation to any African-American users here to please answer this question!) I'll do it again just so everyone knows.*runs naked thru the room shouting "GO OBAMA"*

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Shall we make for the lifeboats NOW and avoid the rush? Or is it too late? You are not very positive person. *runs naked thru the room shouting "GO OBAMA"*

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What does the KKK have to say about tonight? The KKK are a bunch of bigoted idiots who need to be kicked in the face, however doing so would simply be sinking to their level.

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How long do you think it will be before Obama is impeached? Sir, you are simply pointing out your own ignorance by implying he will get impeached. If you are so sure of the impeachment what will it be for....hmmmm....anything Miss Cleo....come on.....sore loser.

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OBAMA WINS? Yep, mccain concedes http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2008/11/0... McCain Concedes As Democratic Nominee Takes Historic Victory; "A New Dawn Of American Leadership Is At Hand," Obama Says Um....I'm lost

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Has anyone heard if Amendment 2 banning gay marriage in California passed? With so many Democrats in office, will chances be in each state & eventually Federally, it will be legal? Lets hope Obama will do SOMETHING Obama is against gay marriage. He says that gays should be able to enter into a union with all the legal ammenities of marriage but the word marriage should apply only to a man and a woman. So he may legalize it just without using the word marriage.

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Do you think obama will get killed if elected president i mean look at m.l.k and malcolm x both died for being black i was on xbox live and this white boy said he will die and he will laugh when it done :( I hope not and the guy on Xbox live probably can't spell black, if you go by his apparent intelligence. Also to the guy on Xbox live, tell him to write from Guantanomo Bay.

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I cried, did you? *runs naked thru the room shouting "GO OBAMA"*

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Are you gonna take a shot for every state Obama wins? CHEERS AMERICA! *takes the shots, runs naked thru the room shouting "GO OBAMA"**trips and wipes out laughing*

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Anyone wish to join the international community in congratulating the USA in their choice of new President? *runs naked thru the room shouting "GO OBAMA"*

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Does anyone feel like celebrating the election? God Bless America, Obama won!!! :) *Runs thru the room buck naked screaming "GO OBAMA!" *

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Obama won. Are you happy!? (Runs thru the room buck naked screaming "Go OBAMA!"

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Would you tell your bestfriend if you were falling in love with him/her? I feel in love with my best friend and I told her because it was driving me crazy. She said she says me as her best friend and would never want to lose me. We were horseplaying one night and after we settled down I rubbed her stomach for around 45 mins and told her I loved her again. When she met her current boyfriend who is a wrestler and could kick my ass three ways to sunday I looked him...

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Are the Zombies real or are they just a figment of our imaginations. They are just grave robbers and things that enjoy to eat us. This is a cruel yet strangely cool world can it be true or are they all just ZOMBIES OF THE LIVING DEAD!!!!! In the bible in the book of revelations it mentions the dead rising so I believe zombies are real and I thing a zombie apocalypse would be AWESOMENESS!!!

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What does the "YKK" on zippers stand for? Your Krotch Kovering!

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How do i get this girls number in my youth group i really like her i see her tommorow how do i get her number without freaking her out or making disgusted please help i like her alot 1. Go to her 2. Form syllabic sounds with your vocal chords 3. combine syllabic sounds into word "Do you mind if I call you sometime" Very technical I know but It should help

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What would your life be like without your best friend? I'm in love with my best friend so not only do I cry now because she doesn't love me the same way, I would cry unendingly. I'm a man I cry. YEAH!!!

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Do you smell that? What is that in the air tonight? Smells like someone farted.......wait Bush made a poopie someone change the poor dummy. (I'm going to hell)

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What is foo, and how do you fight it? Foo is an evil form of aliens hell-bent on enslaving the bunnies of planet earth and resurecting Jason Vorhees so they may destroy us all. They are lead by none other than BUNNICULA!!!!!

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I'm a virgin and my boyfriend wants to have sex, but I want to wait till marriage. He says he's a virgin too, but he keeps a condom in his wallet. Should I be worried? The condom is no reason to worry. I'm a 20 year old virgin male and I carry one, not just incase some hot young thing jumps my bones, but incase the girl I love decides she wants to make love. It's also so we can look cool in front of our buddies. If he truly cares for you he will wait till you are ready.

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Have you ever made love to anyone, That You would just die if anyone found out? I stayed all-night at Neverland on time and woke up without my pants and my a$$ hurt. Does that count

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Do you think that "a little skin" between a woman's top and her pants (or skirt) is sexy? Even if she's not got a completely flat belly or has very small "love-handles"? Hells yeah. I also for some reason find the back sexy!

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If you were stranded on a desert island, what 3 things would you take? (me - MP3 player, chocolate and a torch) Satelite Phone, Water, and the love of my life

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I just heard on MSNBC that Senator Barack OBama just won the election. Congrats Barack. Lead us well. Sir you are mistaken. There are still 3 hours before we can know anything.

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When you're in a bad mood, who's the first to figure it out? You, or the people around you? I know when I'm down but my best friend is usually the only one who notices and says anything

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Only one other word can be made from all the letters of INSATIABLE. Can you find it? Tableisain

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What's the most important, to know yourself, to love yourself, to be yourself, or to humble yourself? To know yourself so you may be yourself to which you must love yourself and be humble to yourself.

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How do I know if he likes me back? I'm head over heels for him. And others say he likes me... but I'm to shy to ask and I'd love to know if he really does. What the best way to find out? Believe me tell him. I held out from telling my best friend I was in love with her for three weeks and in those few weeks the pressure was unbearable. Walk up, kiss him and see how he reacts. If he acts shocked in a good way he likes you too.

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If you were a desert (pudding) which one would you be? I would have to go with a Pineapple upside down cake. Unorthidox and Sweetly Delecious. As a dirty joke my girlfriend would be a Cinnamon Roll. Hot, sweet and covered with warm white gooey stuff. I'm going to go lay down now. o.O

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There's a dead man next to a feather. How did he die? He called Big Bird a name and got pecked to death

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Do you think you are smart enough to vote? Yes, and I hope he wins.

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Who's with me? I'm wishing everyone that downrates people for kicks should be wished to the cornfield! Oh, before I forget, thank you for downrating me already! Yes and not just any cornfield. The one where "He Who Walks Behind the Rows" lives.

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I let my bunny's in the yard for a rump on a nice day and I brought them back in and found this insect on the floor, can anyone tell me what this is and if it is harmful for my rabbits? I poked it and it curled up into a circle. It is an alien life form that has only one goal. ENSLAVE THE BUNNY RABBIT RACE!!!!!!

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How would you describe yourself, filling in the blank? "Lean, mean, ______ machine." Lean, mean, well maybe not so lean, loving machine!

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If you were my favorite pair of jeans wear would you be? In the washing machine going WHEEEEEE!

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If a man really loves a woman, will he fight for her til the end? I would.

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If you had a small dragon pet, what would he be useful for? Deep Frying Trolls and possibly enslaving humanity and giving everyone free cookies and roasted marshmellows

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HEY!!! Does the person you love, love you? Sadly no. She's my best friend and she knows I am in love with her but she said she sees me as her best friend and would never want to lose me.

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How many times does the letter F appear in the following: "FINISHED FILES ARE THE RESULT OF YEARS OF SCIENTIFIC STUDY COMBINED WITH THE EXPERIENCE OF YEARS..." Does anyone feel dumb besides me? Six total. Two in the top, 4 in the bottom

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If you had to name your child after a country or state, what would it be? please include one for a boy and a girl... : ) Hiro for a boy (Short for Hiroshima) Hylia for a girl(It's a fictional place but I've always thought it was a feminine name) Please note this is why when I get married I will not be the one to name my children.

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Will Republicans ever be able to stop lying? All poloticians Lie, Republicans just happen to include that on their resumes because they are good at it.

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Should a State Board of Education member in Texas be forced to retract her statement that obama is plotting with terrorist to attack the US or is this just free speech? http://www.star-telegram.com/448/story/1016140.html Yes, because there is a difference between Slander and Free Speech.

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We just bought the new guitar hero world tour super bundle for the wii for our kids. Is there a particular guitar we should get to use as a 2nd guitar? Any Guitar Hero guitar will work but I would recommend getting another GuitarHero World Tour guitar because of the special tapping, and sliding sections that guitar is made for.

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Are all spiders poisonous? Technically no spider is poisonous. Poison must be ingestied, or ate, drank. A few spiders are venomous. Venom is injected, Spiders, Wasps, Bees, Snakes all have Venomous varieties.

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What are your friends most likely to steal from you? My best friend steals my heart everyday, even if I don't see her, because I love her and I am in love with her.

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If you were a God, and were infatuated by human women/men but were not allowed to copulate with mortals, what would you turn into in order to be able to have your go at your favorite female/male without her or anyone else knowing it? If I were a God and I had fallen in love with a mortal woman I would give up my Godliness.

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When you are single, how long are you single for? A long sad 20 years

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Who here loves /likes avril lavigne? do you think she is a good influence on kids? or a bad influence? its fine if you think shes a bad influence, i value your opinion. I don't really know any of her songs so I can't say much on the influence. However I know she is a beautiful women so I like her.

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How many pets do you have and what are they?and how old are they? Kenpachi, Dog, 6 months Ichigo, dog, 6 months Vincent Bo Binny Valentine 2nd, dog 6 months Sienna, dog, 5 years Tucker, Dog, 1 year Blackjack, dog, 1 year Miko Von Pussington, cat(one-eyed), 1 year Little Boy Blue, cat, 5 months Demon, rooster, 3 years(he took Miko's eye) Ginger, dog, 4 years Mickey, dog, 4 years Little One, dog, 1 year Timid Tim, dog, 2 years Spotticus, cat,...

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What's a better pet for a pirate, a homicidal parrot or a small monkey with pyrotechnic abilities? How bout a tortise with the ability to make people disembowel themselves.

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Which animals if any do you associate with Answerbag ninjas? Dragons, and Ligers

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What is your best song lyrics?... note that I am not trying to swagger jack because by posting it, you obviously are the creator I started this one I haven't really finished it but I could see the band Dragonforce doing it if it was ever finished. It would be thier kind of song. Reign of the Metal King is the title The steam hisses off his great gears The people flee in fear The Metal King rules all of his lands In a dark uncaring hand The dark metal wings strech over the moon In march his great...

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Today some boys at school dragged my bag through sticky jam, corn bits and the remains of someones salad. They thought it was someone else's.... do i have the right to be mad or should i get over it? What kind of sick school has class on Sunday? I'd dropkick them, but I'm an assassin so....They are idiots regardless, get over it. If you want them taken out (looks around nervously) give me yell. O.o

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Have you ever ate/killed/murdered any vegetables? I *sob* admit it. I did it. I shanked the potatoe. It shouldn't have talked.

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So is anybody looking for a girlfriend? lol Looking, yet to find but I'm not that easy to disuade. I'm not the best looking fish in the sea but I'm one of the biggest....that's not a penis reference either. lol

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I have a pet baby turtle and I need to come up with a name for it, any suggestions? I was thinking Tortelli but I don't know? Lord Shellion Don Marko Del Tortelli De Turtle of Awesomeness. Tortelli for short.

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Is your work or place of employment slow right now too? HELL NO! I work at the second largest video rental chain in the US. Our store is a REV. 6 we make 600,000 dollars a year so we are super busy in the winter!

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My goldfish keeps floating to the top of the tank. He struggles to swim down but within seconds has floated straight back up again and just sits still at top of water. Whats wrong? gas?

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What movie have you seen that made you feel like you wasted your time? Made of Honor, not because it was a bad movie but because I am in the same situation as Patrick Dempsy the only difference is they haven't decided to get married yet. However my Best Friend has told me I will be the Maid of Honor! DRAMA!

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Can rabbits and chickens live together? Quite possible provided a few things. 1.) Your rabbit does not happen to be Bunnicula 2.) The rabbit does not insist on asking the rooster why he crossed the road which makes the rooster kick the bunny's fluffy tail. 3.) They don't mate and form some Rabbiken mutant race that enslaves humanity.

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If you are not afraid of death then are you fearless, or is there always something that can invoke fear? I don't fear death but I am not fearless. I fear the death of my mother, my brother, the woman I love, and all my other loved ones. So I don't think yourself fearing death makes you fearless. If you are heartless then maybe you can truly be fearless.

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Would you miss your dad, if he wasn't around anymore? Nope, have seen or heard from him in 2yrs nor do I give a crap.

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Are you most likely to watch a movie that puts you in a certain mood or fits the mood you're in at that moment? For the moment the one that matches my mood. I just watched Made of Honor because I am in Patrick Dempsy's character's situation.

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Your dog has been missing for 2 wks, you see someone with your dog. What do you do? Drop kick them rescue my pooch and make for the hills with my ninja speed.

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I want someone to kill me, how can I arrange this? I'll be there shortly.

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ENERGY LEVELS SLEVEL YGRENE

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You're working airport security, a woman whose water you just confiscated tells you "Do I look like a terrorist? I have blonde hair and blue eyes. Terrorists don't have blonde hair and blue eyes." What would be your response? Kick her in the face.....I'm violent aren't I?

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Wats better a big usb stick or a tiny usb stick and they r the same gb? It's not the size of the USB stick it's how you use it!

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I want to kill someone, is there a way to facilitate this need? That's my job.

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What was the first Disney movie? Steamboat Willie was the first animated short, also the first apperance of Mickey Mouse. The first full-length animated feature film was Snow White.

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I just dropped my cell phone in the toilett..now what should I do? stop talkin' sh!t. LOL. JK. check the warranty

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How often do you masturbate? Be honest. EVERY CHANCE I GET BECAUSE I AM A LONLEY TWENTY YEAR OLD MAN WHO IS FOR SOME FUCKED UP REASON WAITING FOR THE PERFECT GIRL, I SERIOUSLY HAVE NO IDEA WHY! (sorry bout the caps)

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Your child has a runny nose that will not stop running and you do not have a tissue for him/her. What do you do? sleeve, then hand sanitizer.

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It's midnight, and you hear a rapping at the door. As you look through the window to see who it is, you notice there's no one standing there. You still hear a rapping at the door. What do you do? Ask the raven to knock nevermore. If he knocks again kick his @ss and call a taxidermist!

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Why is emotional pain so much more painful than actual physical pain? Because most physical pains have a drug you can take to make it go away. Emotional pain is something that has hurt your entire being, whether it be losing a loved one, seing something horrific, or being betrayed by your best friend. These pains only time can heal. Talking also helps.

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What's the most important quality, must a best friend have? (only one please) The ability to remember that you are their best friend also, for I fear the one who I thought was my best friend does not have that.

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Does madonna look good at 50 years old? *Vomits*

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I just got an abbysynian guinea pig ,being as its halloween,what should i name her,shes rust copper in color with white,i was thinking of callng her punkin,got a better name? Punkin Pie, Jackie-o-Lantern

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Can someone tell me the basics about Lucifers rebellion?After God kicked him and his angels out of Heaven what happend? Satan got jealous of the treatment of humans and him and some other angels(Azreal, etc.) Rebelled and God had to lay the Holy Smackdown upon them. After all he does have to keep His Pimp Hand Strong! Then at the end of days I come in and do my thing! Oh Yeah, Boyyyyyy!

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When you have a problem and ask for help do you look for pity or for genuine answers? Part of me wants pity, but the greater part wants to find the actual answer. I'm not one of those people that likes drama. There are some that just want pity, but the part of me that wants pity just wants to see if anyone cares.

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What is your favorite end of the world scenario? I finally grow tired of living amongst you humans and kill you all....MWAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

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A neighbor's teenage son shot 3 cats ~mine, my s/o's, and another neighbor's with a high powered bb. Then another of our cats was found bludgeoned to death. The judge dismissed the civil case on a technicality. What would you do if you were in my shoes? I would beat the kid and say he slipped and fell.

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Do you have a unique username on the Answerbag? Yes, I randomly switch between a few. Chaos_Lord, Darkwr1t3r, Master_of_Mangekyo, and finally Behold_I_Sit_Upon_The_Pale_Horse

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How do you know if your depressed, not simply very sad. You are me.

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How do you say "oh the irony" in German? Ach die Ironie

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Would you rather: A. Climb a tree with porcupine quills sticking out B. Jump off a 20ft cliff blindfolded C. Swim with sharks in meat soaked shorts or D. Jump through a glass wall naked Jump off the cliff, I think the few seconds of freefalling would be awesome until the painful stop at the bottom. HA!

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Can you say something good about your childhood? Um....it's over. *nervous laugh*

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What is the most over-used word in the 2008 presidential race? POW, Black, and possibly my personal favirote, Bush.

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What movies that you own do you watch the most? The George A. Romero movies, The Dawn of the Dead Remake.

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What game of the final fantasy series would you like to have a sequel, besides of course, 7 and 10? (not X-2 either) Final Fantasy IX. Simply because I fell in love with the characters and would like to guide them thru another journey.

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Www.nanowrimo.org, the challenge is to write 50,000 words of a novel during the month of November. Anybody want to join me in the challenge? I am currently writing a Relegious/Science Fiction/Fantasy novel that I put between 2,000 and 4,500 words a day depending on whether or not I have to work, so I don't think I could help.

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Which was better in your opinion, I am Legend, The Last Man on Earth, Omega Man or the book by Richard Matheson that all three were based on (I am Legend)? I am legend the movie

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♫♥♫ Do you like how they make you feel? ♫♥♫ No, sadly. I honestly wish I could.

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I have a hp a1020n computer. today i noticed that there was an all black screen with symbols and numbers and letters running down the left hand side of the screen, it was frozen, i restarted, now nothing, no picture, has anyone experienced this, help. you just experienced the matrix

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If you owned a funeral home, what would you name it? Hop-Sing's Funeral Home, Vetrianary Clinc, Doctor Office, and Five-Star Eatery. Try the Special.

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Say what you will about others whose life is worse than mine, I know there are but I want to die. Does anyone know a painless way to go in my sleep or at least the least painful way? I'll give you rough. I'm in love with my best friend and have been for about two years. She only sees me as a friend. I asked her out I've been her shoulder to cry on and for some reason when she turned me down I couldn't and can't make myself move or something. She once told me I was her best guy friend and she would always heart me. My guy friend who has know her for...

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What are you longing to do? To have my best friend fall in love with me like I love her so I can hold her.

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I am your Mistress, how will you serve ME? ;-) However you wish me to Mistress.

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What is your favorite type of porn to watch? (amateur, anal, etc.) Creampie, Anal, Big Dick in little chicks, Schoolgirls, Bisexual, Gay...Sex is Sex! YAY SEX

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What kind of obtainable gun could easily shoot the President without necessarily having to see him, from at least five miles away? Be sure to write from Guantanimo Bay! You are an idiot!

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Do you ever feel that you are surrounded by complete idiots? I only think someone is an idiot when they don't get to know me before assuming something about me.

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Name something you saw that made you smile today? My best friend who I'm in love with!

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Whats your best pick up line? I like are those moon pants? Cause that ass is out of this world! Does He Know? Who Know What? Does God know you got away?

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Loving you is .........? the most painful thing in the world because I don't think you will ever love me that way.

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I am a gay man and me and my partner are getting married at last. Since I have the female role in our gay romance, everyone will expect me to wear the dress. But I kinda want a suit. Would it look silly with us both in suits? Congrats, Wear whatever you wish but just stay away from lace...lol

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What was the number one song on the day you were born? http://www.joshhosler.biz/NumberOneInHistory/SelectMonth.htm In the U.S.: "Dirty Diana" by Michael Jackson The UK: "I Owe You Nothing" by Bros Best Picture Oscar went to "Rain Man" Neil Young was on the cover of Rolling Stone Time Magazine covered the drought Naguib Mahfouz won the nobel prize for literature that year A dozen eggs cost .89 cents http://www.kakophone.com/kakorama/EN/birthday.php/1988/7/8

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Who would you like to see fight from any star wars movie Duh...Yoda and Vader need to throw down! Also, Vader and Mace Windu. Yoda and Sidous. And finally the greatest fight in Star Wars history.....JAR JAR BINKS VS. C3PO

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What does YOUR name mean? (Link: http://www.zelo.com/firstnames/find.asp) Gaines(pronouced gains) Cannot be found :(

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Is being gay a mental disorder? NO. Simply put.

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Aside from Darth Vader, who is your favorite Star Wars villain? Darth Maul, General Grievous(spelling?), Darth Sideous, the old guy Lord Yoda fights in Episode 2, I want to say Count Dooku...

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Baseball's anthem is "Take Me Out To The Ballgame." What is Golf's anthem? ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ*cough**mumble*ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

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How often to you misread a question on AB thus causing you to answer incorrectly? The color is green but that's why you can't do it in Nebraska. Oops!

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What is your favorite movie starring John Malkovich? Being John Malkovich, Of Mice and Men and My personal favirote is The Man in the Iron Mask he wasn't the main character per se but he was on of my favorites.

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What is your motto in life? Is it over yet.......Gawd(Napolean Dynamite Impersanation) That movie blowed. LOL.

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Has your status bar been saying that you have answers or comments, but when you try to look at them none are there? That is freaking annoying!

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Can you name a tv show that everyone else loves but you think is horrible? Reality Shows, Grey's Anatomy, Desperate Housewives, Soprano's, My Name is Earl, The Office, Private Practice, ER, Law & Order(all of them), and ANYTHING THAT HAS THAT ANNOYING DANNY BONADUCHE WHY WON'T SOMEONE KILL HIM.....AAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!

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My boyfriend got mad at me because I hugged my dad when he got me an ipod today for my birthday...my boyfriend said he doesn't want me hugging other guys...what can I do to make him happy? That's scary...I know scary I think I've overdosed and yet I'm answering your question.

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Do you support the troops who rape and murder fellow troops? I DON'T SUPPORT THE RAPISTS AND MURDERERS BUT I DO SUPPORT THE ONES FIGHTING EVEN THOUGH I THINK A UM WHATS THE WORD DUMBASS SENT THEM THERE FOR NOTHING!

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Have you ever spelled words in your alphabet soup? I used to get psychic messages in mine they ALWAYS said oooooooooooooooooooooooooo. Then I realized it was Spaghetti-O's

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What are the dangers of gay sex Corn on your cob. LOL.

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What do i have to do before having anle sex? First you must locate the anle. I have checked several anatomy books but nothing metions the anle. Now if you mean Anal. Want to do it and have plenty of lube!

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Does my Username and Avatar offend you? I'm a loving God who doesn't care what your Relegion, Race, or Sexual Oreintation may be. I lied everyone go to Hell! MWAHAHAH!

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Can you describe your oven mitts? Shiny!!!!

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Apple Jacks or Fruit Loops? I've had Fruit Loops more than Apple Jacks...but I'm going Apple Jacks.

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I'm gay. Can your god save me? There is no need my child. I love all my children equally. It matters not race. Relegions may be different but the point is you have faith in a higher being. For those of you who don't belive in the higher beings you are fine too. Sexual Orientation is your freewill that I have bestowed upon you. My son died for all. You are no different, you will have a place among my other children when...

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Any stories that make you so horny you get wet just by thinking/tell them?! Do share. Check out www.literotica.com

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What things do you prefer doing naked? Sex, Sleep, Masturbate. I stay away from the garbage disposal.

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Is my penis big for 16? is it average? http://dick.net/file/pic/gallery/39106.jpg First you are 16. Second that is under the age of 18. By posting the picture of your penis you are technically posting child porn, and by doing so you can get into some deep shit as well as the website that posted your pic.

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I have a fantasy of having sex with a she- male. like i want to try and have have with a guy just to see whats it like im not gay and i love girls so is a she- male the way to go Sir, I have seen your other questions and as much as you may deny it you are either gay, or bisexual. Seriously it's okay to be either but quit denying it if all you are going to ask about is tasting cum and fucking she-males and such.... :)

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How to get a bigger penis There is no way. There is a very risky surgery that only increases the girth slightly. The pumps can cause injury and the pills are a scam.

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Do you like pornography? if yes, what kind specifically? Yes, I love porn. I don't think there is anything wrong with porn. Women shouldn't be objectified,but.... Asain Girl, School Girl Outfits, Dress Up, Threesome, DP, Barely Legal, and many more.

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Do you believe pornography causes problems in our society? As my best friend is a Forensic Profiler I don't believe so. Most Sexual Deviants that she has worked with have not had any addiction to porn. In most cases it had something to do with their childhood and their parents, who also had no kind of porn addiction. I believe porn actually helps because it can give some of these people release so they don't commit their crimes. Note that I...

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Why are women afraid to voice out - PORN IS BAD FOR KIDS-Doesn't anyone care about moral values ANYMORE? As a Man, I agree PORN IS BAD FOR KIDS. As for anyone over 18 I believe it is their discretion to view it but if they are showing it to children they should get their @sses kicked!

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Remember when you stuck your face out the window and I stuck my a** out and everyone thought we were twins? Wait....Yeah I do remember that......because they saw your mom and thought we were triplets!

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What's the longest you've gone without being in a relationship? Well before reading the other answers I thought I had been the only one who had been alone for 20 years(my age)except in my case I'll die as such.

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Why is it bad in some peoples mind to have a relationship with a Foreigner? Because some people are......what's the word.............oh yeah, Idiots. There abosolutley nothing wrong with being with someone from a different nationality, or race.

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Is their anybody here (over 18) that still plays video games I'm 20 I love video games and always will!

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This picture contains my First name which most people have seen as a last name. Is it weird I find this picture oddly relaxing? this is the picture

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Things beginning with the letter Q? Quintin Tarintino.....I think it's misspelled but you get the idea.

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Is Satan more powerful than any of God's angels? Satan needs to Respect MY AUTHORITY FOR I AM THE ARCHANGEL GABRIEL

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I am female 15 and i just had sex with my uncle! I was a vergin! hes 30 years old and im staying with him for the next 2 weeks! hes ripped and kind of hot! It felt good! and i wanted to noe if it is wrong for me to want him to sleep with me again? Um.....wow......this......you......wow......WHAT THE FUCK GIRL YOU NEED SOME HELP!

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Why does my hand smell like shit when I don't use toilet paper? WHAT THE FUCK!

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Do you think rape is on the rise because of the clothing young girls are wearing? Absolutly not. It doesn't matter what the women wear as I guy I must say do the Rapists not have self control and if you think the womens clothes have to do with it does this not also mean that if a guy wears tight jean and a tank top he should be raped and if you are some one who thinks guys don't get raped think again they get raped by women and other men. they just don't come...

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Dirty Little __________! Birth Control Defecting HO!

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What was it that scared the bejeezes out of you? Leonid The Magneficent.... Seriously google him

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What would you name your pet turtle? Donald Fredrico Marcell Eugene Ingram Claude Esquire The Torrtise, III

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What does the boogeyman in your closet look like? John McCain mixed with a gay russian!

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Do you think the USA really knows where Usama Bin Ladin is and just keeping it secret from us? He is on Sesame Street as for the terrorist "O"sama Bin Ladin he is in Quahog!

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How would you finish the lyric "If I had a hammer.... " and you were a nail I'd pound you all night, BAAAAAABY!

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Is your avatar spooky? this one may be too

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Is your avatar spooky? I don't think so...these may be

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If I were the grand-son of Henry Ford, what would you prefer to ask me first? Are you an anti-semite and do you think Hitler was a great man like your grand-father?

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Im doing a crossword puzzle and one hint says... "structure that converts solar energy into chemical energy".. everytime i google it i keep gettin photosynthesis but thatz not the answer..kan somebody pleassssse help me asap photovoltaic cell or Mitochondria not sure which

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How do you feel when you hurt someones feelings? I get super paranoid even if I have the slightest idea I've hurt some one

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Are rainy days lovely or not for the people who worries very much about Global Warming? I love rainy days because they are the best days to write or draw while listning to depressing music.

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Who is the funniest - Jim Carrey, Adam Sandler, Robin Williams or Leslie Nelson? Each in their own right. Leslie Nelson is the best in spoof movies Jim Carrey is the greatest when he is playing someone who is completely over the top(Mask, LiarLiar) Adam Sandler is the greatest for what I call the dumb comedy. (Billy Madison, Zohan, Big Daddy) Robin Williams is my personal fave with great movies like Mrs. Doubtfire, Patch Adams and he has a dramatic bone which he proved...

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How many friends do you have on MySpace? How many qualify as a MySpace addict? (I just checked. I have 88.) none, I hate myspace I prefer actual face to face interaction. out of those 88 people how many do you ACTUALLY know.

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What do i say if my girlfriend asks "does my bum look big in this?"? This will probably get you killed but say "Honey I can't see something is blocking the sun."

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I am bleeding severely, and my arm is almost hanging off, what do you think could be wrong with me? Sadly as a doctor I would diagnose you as having a very severe case of Fucked Up Beyond Belief maybe a Venerial Disease!

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If you could come back as any animal mystical or not what would you come back as? Gryphon

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Is there particular upcoming video game you are excited about? Guitar Hero World Tour, Resident Evil 5, DC Universe Vs. Mortal Kombat, Fallout 3, Dead Space, The sequel to Assassins Creed, LA Noir, Resistance 2, Legendary, Mirror's Edge, and many more. I'm hardcore gamer.

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What is more uncomfortable than a jock strap? Jumper cable hooked to your nads and a F150 while being buttraped by a Canadian Goose

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Did you ever post a nude pic of yourself on the internet I did but it was considered a terrorist act and I was forced to remove them.

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What would you say is the best thing to take if wanted to get rid of a headache? a fifth a jack and lot of shame

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Im looking to become an apprentice for something that can put me in a real job by the end of the year. I dont care which job. I thought about learning a trade or something but dont know if I could be done by the end of the year. Any ideas? prostitution

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I believe a neighbour breaks in my apartment, drugs me while asleep and then buttrapes me.... i cant tell because everyone i told thought i got crazy or paranoid! so what can i do when i would catch him enter my apartment i could handle it, but how? O.o ......Put a hidden camera in your room and if it is happening make sure the video never gets leaked or the adult companies will have the Buttrape '08 Video

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Do guys actually sometimes like fat girls better than slim? Do they actually each have a different favorite body type? I don't know if I have a body type but the girl I'm in love with is skinny not anorexic but skinny

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If the big bang theory was correct lets just say.....then who created the gasses and the rest of the universe before ours? watch this http://www.tv.com/uservideos/?action=video_player&id=I3BhlWH55bMMvDU

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My bf really wants to beat up some guy (because he hurt me). He is most likely (99%) going to see him tomorrow at a local fair. How can I prevent this? I can't stop my bf from going to the fair, I can only decide whether I'll go with him or not. I completly agree with Gingerminx

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What are the funniest quotes you have ever come across? [I am not sure if I put this question in the right catergory. If I didn't, I'm really sorry.] Dan Quayle "I love California. I practically grew up in Phoenix." Also Quayle "It isn't pollution that's harming the enviroment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it."

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A priest at a local Christain Church rips up Pokemon Cards in front of little kids and says tehy are "Evil monsters created by Satan". Is that right to you? Yes this is true. It is wrong and true My neighbor did the same thing to Harry Potter books and card her son had. It is just some relegious bs

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What martial arts has Wesley Snipes studied? Karate, Kung Fu and Capoeira. 8th degree black belt in Kung Fu i'm not sure of the others

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Im 22 and wanna marry my 16 yr old b/f so i cant be charged with rape is this possible in new york state you do have to have parental consent and also be careful. I had a very close friend who was 17 dating a 16 yr old girl and his parents were fine with it but when he turned 18 her parents made them break up and charged him with rape and he now has to forever register as sex offender so if his parents are @sses be careful because no one who is not a Sex Offender should have to do the registration...

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Why can't men have periods? Because we would scream like a schoolgirl whose puppy just got ran over, them we would run out the door down the street naked to the hospital

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How can you know if a guy is in love with you? are there signs etc? If you text and he replies right away. If he looks you in the eyes when he talks to you and you can see it in his eyes. If he doesn't look you in the eye but he will look at you when he thinks you are not looking. But alas I've done it all and she only wishes to be friends, but those are my signs

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What is your favorite action/horror/comedy movie of all time? Horror: All the Romero Movies Comedy: Princess Bride or Robin Hood Men In Tights Action: Equilibrium Action/Comedy: Longest Yard Remake, Hot Fuzz Drama/Action: Day After Tomorrow Romance: Note Book, Walk to Remember Family: Homeward Bound Horror/Comedy: Shaun of The Dead Also: Cloverfield, Protector, Bucket List, Underworld 1 & 2, All Japanese horror movies, Almost all Anime, and...

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What is your opinion of Will Smith? I have to say that he is one of the best actors of our time and he should've got an Oscar for his acting in I Am Legend. SUPERB TALENT.

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Are you a fan of Jason Mraz? If you got the poison I got the Rememdy HElls Yeah

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You are a secret agent and we are sworn to secrecy and will not tell a soul. We are cleared for this. What is your mission and how can we help? It involves a moose, a tub of whipped cream, jumper cables, a salt block, a 1998 F-150. We are going to save the world. Bring your sword, a monkey, some weedeaters and a very big plucked chicken.

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Canyoureadwhatthissayswithoutaproblem? ihadnoproblematallwithitbutmyquestionisdoesyourspacebarwork

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What is Scotland's contribution to the rest of the world? Plaid, Connor McCloud, Duncan McCloud, Sean Connery, and William Wallace. Did I mention Plaid they should be shot for that one. lol

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Would you work in a sex shop for 50K per year? If you mean like a porn store. Hells Yea. If you mean like a bordello.......maybe.

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You here a knock at your door and Jesus answers. What do you do? Hand him a gallon of water, tell him to get with the changing so we can get wasted.

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What would america be like if we didnt win the revolutionary war? Bloody Hell, Mate most of us would be sitting down for tea time and the Queen, God save Her, would've hung W. for treason.

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Do u think if obama gets in the us is screwed I believe Obama is our only hope right now because with McCain we get four more years of Bush Admin. not to mention Palin which also means we will probably end up in war with Russia. GO OBAMA!

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My fiance and I are getting married on Halloween this year. We've put so much into the wedding planning, we totally forgot about costumes... I vote for something sassy and sexy, and he's agreed to dress as whatever matches... any suggestions? Adam and Eve Dominatrix and Slave

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What is your all-time favorite song lyric? "Suicide is painless but brings on many changes and I can take or leave it if I please."

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What is your favourite sitcom (if you have one) or what are some good ones? Family Guy all the way

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If a 90 year old women stopped you in the street and gave you 100 Dollars, what would you do? Tell her thank you and explain that I'm not a gigolo and give her her money plus an extra 100

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We just found a long, thin worm in our pool - like a spaghetti string. It's about 10 inches long and thinner than angel hair pasta. What is it? It moves like a snake, and the head is a pin-point tip and dark brown as opposed to the tan colored body. A tapeworm maybe everyone needs to see a Doctor.

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Will you state two truths and 1 lie about yourself? Don't say which is the truth and which is the lie and I will try and guess. :) I don't get freaked out while playing Silent Hill in the dark. I'm in love with my best friend. I want to die a heroic death at any age.

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Whats the first thing that comes to mind when I say DEATH Remember that time he got drunk, and tried to drive his beetle and pulled right out into the cop car.

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What would you do if a guy made you give him a blow job? Grab his ball and squeeze the crap out of them as you bite. then run and tell someone. THAT's rape

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Logical Americans, we all know that "the third time is a charm"... so why can't we vote for Bush this time around? We might need him, you know... The only thing that war mongering........um.....Idiot ever did right in my opinion was try to privatize Social Sercurity. That didn't work so he can go away now. GO OBAMA.

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Do you think the stock market will crash in the next 20 years and we will face another depression? We are in a depression it doesn't matter if the stock market does crash we have systems(welfare, social securtiy, unemployment et al.) that are supposed to keep it from reaching the same level as the Great Depression.

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What is your favorite martial art? Do you practice it regularly? Iaido. I don't have anywhere around me that teaches it so I've watched a couple videos, read quite a few books and I practice everyday with my sword and bokken but a student from an actual Sensei would kick my @ss

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The Happening; so, what exactly DID happen anyway? Thoughts, theories? The Planet in theory was rapidly adapting to it's surroundings so the plants all released a chemical compound that causes the human brain to stop sending signals to you that say this is dangerous, or don't do that it may kill you in short our survival instinct. That's why when one person did something a bunch of others did it because they didn't know(b/c of the chemical)that...

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I like Naruto and I watch it in English, Japanese, I also read the manga and I am all caught up and it is getting boring to wait till friday to get the newest manga so, now to my question what is a good manga to occupy my time? Bleach is so great Tite Kubo has the most awesome characters ever, and he just keeps popping them out. The story is awesome and the action in the anime is quick and beautiful.

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How and when did shikamaru get promoted? He is the only Genin to be promoted to Chunin simply because he showed excellent leadership qualities. You don't find out until you see him with Choji, Ino and Asuma in the resturant.

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Are there any ninjas still around? We are always around we just choose to live behind soceity's eyes only coming foward when needed. Some of us are honorable ninja, others are not and they shall die. If you ever repeat our secrets you too shall die. O.o NINJA VANISH *poof*

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What is the coolest ninja move you can think of? It may be from an anime but you have to admit that, if you know what they are, Sharingan, Magenkyo Sharingan or Byakugan, or Hyuga Style fighting, or Chidori. If any of those were actually possible. As for a real art I would have to go with any technique that involes Iaido. NINJA VANISH *poof*

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Whats a good homemade halloween cookie recipe You go to the store and buy a roll of pillsbury. Then you follow the directions on the package. Decorate for occasion and dispose of wrapper. Serve and say they were a old family recipie, bask in the glory

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91 jeep wrangler 6 cy engine rpm jumping all over the place engine back fires bucks likes a mule and dies. replaced the tps, fuel pump, O2 sensor, rotar cap, etc. etc. local dealership can't figure it out no codes run any ideas on Your Timing could be off

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Be creative. If you were homeless and had to stand on a street corner with a cardboard sign, what would you write? Will wax my body and run naked through a Catholic Church for a Double Cheeseburger.

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If i let another guy kiss me and touch me without making love to me,is that cheating on my boyfriend? Wait let me think..........YES you dumb@ss.

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Are there any good men out their? We are out here just look. Odds are yours is right under your nose. NINJA VANISH *poof*

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What is the English to Latin translation for "Whats within matters most"? I dont trust the online tools, so need a expert. Quis intus res plurimus "Whats within matters most"

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What is the latin word for Care or Caring? Tutela "Care" Charisma "Caring" Ego Tutela Vobis "I Care for You" Vos es Charisma "You are Caring"

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I am looking for the Latin translation for "Let the Soul Live Free." I have 2 possible translations and just not sure which one is correct... 1. Permissum Animus Ago Solvo 2. Vivat Anima Libera Permissum Animus Ago Solvo "Let The Soul Live Free" Vivat Anima Libera "Breathe Free" Ninja Abolesco "Ninja Vanish" *poof*

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Did my boyfriend breakup wid me? Me & my bf were together for 1.5 years but i felt he chnged wid me in level of care, due to religion differnces i msged him if he wnats to break up wid me havent heard from him > 3 weeks what does dis silence mea Probably that he has no idea what you are saying.

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I have many bolt ons on my 5.4litre f150 but I cant make the back tires spin why? Do you have larger tires and what kind of bolt ons do you have?

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If I run naked down the street in broad day light with handcuffs and a blind fold, what would your reaction be? I wouldn't worry a good ninja always tags his prey. You would not escape. NINJA VANISH *poof*

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If you had to pick just one, would you say answerbag is more: entertaining, educational or therapeutic for you (or none of the above)? I find it sorta therapeutic because I had some serious questions about falling in love with my best friend and I didn't want to talk to her about without asking a few other people if they have had similar experiences. Now it has became entertaining and addictive. NINJA VAN *trips falls on face* BLOODY HELL! NINJA VANISH *poof*

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Do you ever worry that your bathroom fixtures may develop artificial intelligence and try to kill you? Interesting story my waterheater actually became possessed by a greater fiend demon and I had to use my superior ninja skill to kick the SH@T out of him. Now he sits there and heats the water like he should for fear that I may kick his @ss again. MWAHAHA. NINJA VANISH *poof*

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I was torn. Obama doesn't have the experience I'd like to see in a US president but I like his politics better. I'm no longer torn. Palin is no where near ready to be president - a realistic possibility. Obama has my support because of her. Anyone else? No. If McCain had had the best possible VP candidate, he is still a George W. Bush clone which makes him the second dumbest man alive. I will say this George did have a good idea when he tried to privatize Social Sercurity. NINJA VANISH *poof*

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What do you think a good nickname for someone with the name Kelion Ryan Connors would be? Kal-El. NINJA VANISH *poof*

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Who's Your Favorite Power Ranger? Magna Defender

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My best friend just confessed his love. I kinda feel for him but I have a boyfriend who is overseas for a year and said when he gets back he going to Germany with his friends. My best friend is always there for me no matter what. What should I do? Help! If he really cared about you he would stay with you instead of going to Octoberfest with his buddies. So if you really do feel something for me break it off with him and give me a chance. NINJA HUG *poof*

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Who's your favourite stand-up comedian? Jeff Dunham, and Katt Williams. NINJA VANISH *poof*

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Is there a Christian fundamentalist terrorist organisation? Yes the Catholic Church. NINJA VANISH *poof*

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Which book is most often stolen from public libraries? At the public library where I live they keep all the occult books under lock and key in a combanation safe. So I would lean towards those at that library and I would also say they have some very interesting books in there. NINJA VANISH *poof*

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Is there going to be buffy the vampire slayer season 8 tv series? No there isn't an eighth tv season but they did continue the series into a comic that takes the place of season 8. Joss Whendon makes Buffy have a lesbian scene in one of them.

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How do I get close enough to Salma Hayek to just sniff her hair? Um I can recommend 1 way but it will end with arrest and possibly prison sodomy. NINJA VANISH *poof*

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Can you teach me the binary # system in a single anwesr? 0100101100101010110111110101010

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What is the name of the tenth song on your MP3? Bad Medicine-Jon Bon Jovi

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What is your funniest "oops" moment? Funniest. I threw a aerosol right guard can in a bonfire like 3 feet in front of me. The can was full so when it blew up it threw me into the side of a trailer actually denting the siding. I also have a cowlick now. No burns. The oops part is that the can was in a bag of trash and I didn't know it. No burns I was slightly singed and sore but other than that ok. NINJA VANISH *poof*

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What has been the most twisted movie you have ever seen? Boys Don't Cry. Who else wanted to see those assholes at the end die slowly and horribly.

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Would a ninja be a good bouncer for a nightclub? I would hide in the rafters and use a doppleganger at the door and if a fight broke out I would slip a noose around the neck pull them up kill them and hide them in the rafters. AND NOW SINCE YOU KNOW MY SECRETS YOU MUST DIE. NINJA VANISH........*poof*

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Do you owe an VCR and actively use it? If not, do you have a DVD player or are you upgraded to Blu-ray? Don't own a VCR. I have a XBOX 360 and a PS3 and I must say the Blu_ray is the SHIZZNET. Picture and sound are awesome

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Bruce Lee vs Muhammad Ali: In their prime who would win? and why? Ali would swing Lee would dodge and beat Ali down before he knew what happened

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Can you fall in love with your best friend? (Who's a guy) I can say yes from the other way around. I fell in love with my best friend who is a girl

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How much does it cost to unbreak a heart? Way to much even the government can't bail it out. But alot of alcohol and maybe some relaxing pills will help for a moment

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What makes you end a friendship? I haven't ended one....yet.....so if it happens I'd go with falling in love with your best friend knowing she doesn't feel that way and knowing you can never be with her and knowning everytime you're together it hurts so much that you just don't want to feel that pain anymore. :(

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I just seen saw 5 advertised, Will this be a must see movie for you? I think after the first one they got away from Jigsaw's agenda, and simply went with trying to get the most gore. I haven't watched 4 yet but I may.

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Calling all Ninjas...Wanbli has been trashed on his question "What is your State song?" on American States. Are we going to allow this? I am still new but you have called ninja therefore you point and I make with the silent ripping away of their lives. MWAHAHAHAHAHA.

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Why are most superhero constumes so tight? Wouldn't they cause some serious chafing? Being a "well endowed" superhero myself we wear them so tight to show off certain areas to certain female villians and super heroes. I mean have you seen Catwoman and Elektra. Northstar wore them because he thought they were pretty.(If you don't get that you don't know much about comic book superheroes.)

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Can you grow to love some one? I think so. When I first met my best friend I didn't like her that much then she became my best friend and now I've fallen in love with her.

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What is the best way to lie to some ones face without them knowing? Use the Jedi Mind Trick

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Is this love? My bf leaves home and doesn't come back till wee hours in the morning when we get into an arguement about his lying about his ex's. He treats me as if i did him wrong and manupulates me. He uses words like B**ch and F you to me when i ask umm.....NO. Leave him and find a nice guy. :)

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How many discs aer there in each of the Final Fantasy games? 7=3 8=4 9=4 10=1 10-2=1 12=1 as for anything before seven i don't think it was on a disc

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How would you feel if McCain lost the race? John McCain is a George W. Bush clone so lets see if he wins that means for more years of Americans dying for no reason in a foreign country. 4 more years of economic ruin. 4 more years of EVERY COUNTRY IN THE WORLD hating us.(Sans the UK because Blair is a Bush kissass). 4 more years of price gouging at the pump. 4 more years of having the most hairbrained idiot in the world running the most...

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Met a guy who is 4 yrs younger. We cuddle, and I stay overnight at his place. Then we both act weird in the morning. What am I getting myself into?! I'm afraid my friends are going to judge me b/c of the age gap & they will say he's not cute enough. If you care about him you shouldn't care about what your friends think. The morning thing may just be both of you hoping you didn't do anything wrong to the other. Talk in the morning tell him you're happy you stayed overnight and cuddled.

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Are there any songs which whenever you hear them make you cry - no matter what mood you were in before you heard them? Over You by Daughtry for close to the same reason as AnonymousGirlyGirlxoxo because I told my best friend I was in love with her but she doesn't see me in that way. Also Dj Sammy: Heaven 9/11 remix

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What is your favorite gundam and why Probably Gp-02 from Stardust Memory because it has a nuclear warhead. Or Epyon, or Tallgesse(technically not a gundam) or damn there are too many.

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When it's not even cold in a room, what causes us to "take a chill"? Abdominal abscess ... chills Acinic cell carcinoma ... chills Acute bacterial prostatitis ... chills Acute Bronchitis ... cold-like symptoms Acute peripheral arterial occlusion ... coldness Acute tin poisoning ... chills Addison's Disease ... coldness Adenoviruses ... common cold AIDS ... chills Alcohol-Induced Disorders ... cold sweat, shivering Alcoholic intoxication ... cold...

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Do the socks that you are wearing match? My left foot is yellow and my right foot is white. Please note the yellow is the color of the sock I have not peed on it. LOL

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I have a boyfriend of 6 months and his birthday is coming up and i would like to do something cute, special, and romantic for him.. and i want it to be a surprise. have any ideas of what i could DO for him? .. Put on thigh high socks boyshorts and a really tight top and put on a dress over that. Have him over for dinner. After you eat ask him to go into another room for something. Take off the dress put your hair into pigtails and get a big ass lollypop. The dinner should be romantic.

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My ex is threating to come back into my home, and i dont want him here he has told me that he doesnt care if i call the police, what can i do Call the cops, and then stab his ass.

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What would you cut off your pinky for? One kiss with my best friend who I have somehow feel in love with.

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What is your motto in life? Hit the floor and drop your drawers it's delevirence time(that one belongs to my cousin who makes elton john look straight)

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If you awaken in the middle of the night...what are the sounds you hear? Her gentle breathing as she sleeps beside me...ahh bliss.

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What are the signs that a guy likes you? I like it when a girl goes out of her way to be close to me, not sexually but just physically close. I also like it when a girl stares at me when she thinks I'm not looking.

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In your opinion, what was the most important event in World History? My birth

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Do you think that Palin's behavior during the debate was disrespectful and unprofessional? (winking, calling out to the audience, etc.) I think it simply added to most peoples opinion that her I.Q. is a single digit.

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Do you think it is wierd how society has labeled certain words as foul? Howly Shit What the hell are you fuckin talking about what the fuck is howly. ASS

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Has anyone ever lived close to a murderer or someone who has committed a hideous crime? As much as I wish this was a joke my used to be neighbor actually was sodomizing a cow when it kicked him and he had to have his testicles surgically removed.

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IF a 7 year old boy decided that he wants to be President of the United States some Day, how would that kid starting now can be helped to acive that goal, what would he have to do trough out his life to Achive that Dream Truthfully. Just start lying to everyone and making promises you don't intend to keep to everyone in the nation while you boss them around and get all the money.

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If i cut off your arms and cut off your legs, would you still love me anyway? Umm.......WTF....maybe if you promise to never put me in a wheel and roll me down a hill. Ha that rhymes

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Who would be better at a cussing match: Elmer Fudd or Donald Duck? Sylvetster would come in and own both of them.

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Whats the first thing that comes to mind when I say "War" A decent movie with Jet Li and Jason Statham

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What do you think of my country? To hell with it.....Antartica that is Go whatever country you are from if it happens to be Antartica sorry. Which I'm being told by my producer that Antartica is a continent not a country.

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The biography channel is going to air Faith of My Fathers a movie about John McCain's POW experience. Do you think this is appropriate on the eve of the Presidential election? Not because he's Republican but because it adds a sympathy vote to his side. My personal opinion is no for the same reason that no one would let Arnold Schsowrowkaho however you spell it, movies Terminator and T2 play on Fox when he was running for Governor.

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Nerds in society today are seen as ___________. SEX GODS

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Can Barack Obama turn Colorado blue? With enough paint I think it may be possible.

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So, don't people have anything but politics to talk about ??? If so, what? politics sex or religion pretty much. I perfer the second one.

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If i told you, Reality is not what you see, or what you know, what is the first thought in your mind? Red pill or Blue pill. I personally want to know so give me the one that Neo takes.

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Should homosexual couples be allowed to marry? I think it should be allowed in every place in the world who is anyone to say that a man can't love a man or a woman love a woman just like a gay person can't say anything about us.

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When this decade (2000-2009) is history - what people, events, trends will it be best remembered for? All of the above plus the good things. A great thing that came from something bad has to be the fact that on 9/11 America pulled together like it did. We all laughed when Martha Stuart went to jail. I met the love of my life as did many others. For you techno geeks Sony released possibly the most powerful cell processer ever. Hughesnet finally got a new commercial. Vince McMahon got his head...

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Anyone else think that white, cotton panties and a short skirt is just the hottest thing ever? Similar tastes? Desenting comments? Can I get an AMEN. I also like if they have on those thigh high socks, not stockings, socks.

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Do you believe that censorship can go too far? Can you give any examples? I think it can some of you may remember the whole Janet Jackson crap at the super bowl. It wasn't long after that ABC was supposed to air Saving Private Ryan in honor of it may have been veterans day and the decided not to because two idiots who can barely sing popped a boob out at a football game.

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Wheres a good place to see star wars the clone wars episodes? Cartoon Network Friday Nights at 9pm eastern

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What was the first 'saucy' mag you saw as a teen? It was High Society or Penthouse Variations...not sure which

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What happened to Captain America's side kick Buck and his adversary the Red Skull? Buck died before Cap got frozen. Cap still blames himself I believe. As for Red Skull I believe he changed his name to Skelletor and bothers HE-MAN.

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Why do my husband's dog eat my son's poopy diapers every chance he gets? EWWWWWW! It must be the same reason you can't keep them out of the cat box.

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What is Captain America's greatest feat of strength? I don't know much about the Cap but I would have to lean toward him surviving 60 years frozen in ice.

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You are driving your 16 year old babysiter home. She is very hot, a little slutty, and has made it clear that you could have her, no strings attached. It's raining out, you pull over to the side, and she starts to rub your crotch...you do what? go home get ur fleshlight go to bed

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How big of a penis is too big? It's too big when it starts talking to you telling you take over the world

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Hey i am wanting to join the marines but every recruiter i talk to says i cant join cause i have the state of mississippi outlined and a rebel flag with a deer skull in the center!! they say noone can join with a confedrate flag tattoo!! why is this? Mainly because even though you may look at that tattoo as a form of your heritage, many african americans and gays and others see it as a form of prejudice.

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Do you prefer to sleep Naked or do you like your PJ's? Of course what better position to be in if you have a wet dream

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What are you fetish fantasies? The girl I'm in love with. Panties. Thigh high socks. Plaid Skirt and her letting me explore her entire body with my mouth

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Men : Big boobies Or small boobies? I kinda like big because I've always wanted to titty fuck but The girl I'm in love with has smaller boobs which are perfect as are most things about her.

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I keep seeing these colorful socks that go up to the thighs, hot on a chick? or not? asking in the sense that if the girl is naked or wearing really short shorts. SUPER FREAKIN HOT ESPECIALLY IF SHE HAS ON BOY SHORT CUT UNDER WEAR THAT HUG HER ASS JUST RIGHT... DAMN

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Do you like panties I actually find a completly nude woman less attractive than a beautiful girl in boyshorts that hug her butt just right and a nice bra. I would kiss every inch of her.

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Is it a sin to watch porn? NO IT IS NOT AND I THINK ALL THE BIBLE BEATERS NEED TO STOP LOOKING AT THE BIBLE FOR ALL THE CRAP IT SAYS. IF GOD DID INDEED CREATE US HE IS OUR FATHER AND A FATHER ALWAYS LOVES HIS CHILD. NOW THOSE THAT RAPE PEOPLE, KILL, AND HARM CHILDREN MAY INDEED GO TO HELL BUT WATHCING BEN ENGLISH FUCKING THE HAIR OFF ASHLYNN'S CUNT IS NOT GIVING YOU A ONE WAY TICKET TO HELL.

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If you could be with someone right now who would you choose? My best friend who I'm deeply in love with who has a boyfriend and she simply wants to be friends.

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How much would a guy have to get payed to have gay sex? Actually most gay porn stars claim to be straight of course I think they must be bi to a certain degree. However most Gay Porn Men recieve more than the girls in straight porn. Like 12,000 dollars a scene.

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Im in love with my best friend but i asked her out at a wrong time, but im still in love with her even tho she thinks im not. Should i confess my feelings again at a better time? As someone who recently confessed his love to his best friend yes. Get her alone look her in the eye and tell her you love her. The worst she can do is tell you she never wants to see you again, but if she is your best friend she may feel the same or she could just respect your feelings and tell you she wishes to remain your friend. It may hurt like hell but other wise that weight get unbearable.

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My boyfriend watches porn and it is tearing me up inside. I have talked to him about it and he tells me he won't anymore, but I know he is lying to me. Is it wrong for me to get upset about this? Don't be upset. If it bothers you ask to watch it with him and ask him if there is something in the video you guys haven't tried that he may want to. Or if there is something you see that you want to do believe me he will bend over backwards to do it to you.

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I heard that the Nintendo DS was discontinued, after multiple reports of them breaking. I have a DS, not a DS Lite, a normal DS. Will the newer, 'Lite' games work for the old version? Or are the, uh, chips all the same? They will work also they are releasing the DSI which has bigger screens two cameras and better speakers and microphones.

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Do you think porn has a negative effect on society (like it contributes to criminal sexual activity like rape)? Normal porn purchased from an Adult store or video store does not attribute any problems to society. That's the same bullshit they are putting off on video games and porn. yes many serial killers where into porn but they also had very traumatic childhoods. I love porn and violent video games yet I'm a normal person who live normal life. If anyone is to blame for criminals it's...

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Do you agree with Sarah Palin that a rape victim should have the rapist's baby? I don't agree with Abortion but I think it's the victim's choice. Mainly because it's not the childs fault. It could be given life from an evil act and given to a good family.

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Why do guys always go for the skinny girls? First, Kate Moss yuck. Second It's not, to me, about the body the girl I'm in love with is skinny but if she gained 200lbs overnight I would still be in love with her because she is my best friend.

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I recently found out my girlfriend cheated on me with a best friend of mine when she was drunk and i was away working. This guy has an 11" and since the incident she never wants sex from me (7.5"x5.5). am i paranoid? could it have something to do with it? It may be because she is still cheating on you or because it's like throwing a hot dog down a hallway. 11" damn...

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What body part would you sacrifice to keep all the others? My...left arm...to be replaced by automail...hahaha

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What is your honest opinion of fat people? This is simply a response to notgaychuck. If you insist upon this "bashing" I must say something back. First of all sir it is clear from your posts you have a very low, possibly grade school, education. I am also guessing that because of your username and your bashing of other you must be a lonely homosexual, who is also most likely inbred with his mother. I simply wish to state that...

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Who do you think would win in a street fight, Harry Potter or Eragon? And why? Harry because according to the prophecy the only one who could kill Harry is Voldemort.

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I found out that my 17 year old son was having an inappropriate relationship with his youth pastor's wife. Can we take legal action against her, the pastor and/or the church? If he wasn't consenting then no. The reason I say this is that he may have had feelings for her. A very close friend of mine was 17 when he started dating a 16yr old girl. Her parents were fine with it they even knew there was sex the two got engaged but as soon as he turned 18 they filed charges and now for the rest of his life he must register himself as a sex offender. If it was against...

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What is your honest opinion of fat people? I AM FAT I AM PROUD AND I AM DROP DEAD SEXY YEAH BABY!

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What is your honest opinion of fat people? As a fat person I know that it depends on the person whether or not they are a good person or not...I'm a good person but I must say this. FUCK YOU KITASE

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Should girls wear boxers? I think a women is the most beautiful thing in the world but she is even hotter when she has on boxers(or boyshorts hellyeah) or my shirt

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I am 17 years old and is it possible for me to move out my parents house Not really seeing how most bills and such require you to be 18yrs old. However you can file for emancipation which is like divorcing your parents which i'm pretty sure would allow yout to get a job and utilities in your own name.

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What are the best ways to Jack Off? PLEASE DISREGARD THIS QUESTION MY COUSIN THOUGHT THIS WOULD BE FUNNY...I AM SORRY. IF ANYONE KNOWS HOW TO REMOVE A QUESTION LET ME KNOW.

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What is the stupidest name you've heard someone name their dog? My dogs are named as follows. 1. Sienna 2. Kenpachi Zaraki 3. Ichigo Kurosaki 4. Black Jack 5. Vincent Bo Binny Valentine II (after his father)

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Please tell me my day of death www.deathclock.com What i want to know is why this question was in dildos. Are you going to die with a dildo in something. 0,o

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Is Zac Effron really bisexual? High School Musical. Dances like Micheal Jackson. Check and check. He's may be gay if so whatever....but he does need to have his nutsack kicked for even insinuating that highschool could have been that fun and coreographed. If I mispelled something sorry.

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Anyone who knows Latin, how would I say "light my way against darkness" or more simply "light against darkness"? Lux lucis meus via obviam Obscurum. Is Light my way against darkness.

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A real friend is one who walks in when everyone else walks out. Do you have a real friend? I do have a real friend. The situation has never arised where she would have to be the one to walk in but I know she would be the one to do so. Which is why I fell in love with her, she only wants to be friends but she is my best friend.

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This question is for Gemini guys. Lets say that you are in a serious and long relationship you love each other But if no one were to know would you cheat on them? No body will ever know and the girl is reallly hot and intresting , would you do it?? lol June 8th. No. When I meet the girl who I fall in love with I'm not going to jeopardize that at all. I wouldn't care if a Playmate wanted to do me.

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On the Kinsey scale, 1 being exclusively heterosexual and 6 being exclusively homosexual, what rating would you say you were? Probably a even 3 maybe a 2.5. I'm in love with a girl but I find some men suxually attractive.

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My husband is physically and emotionally abusive to me. We have kids and they do not want me to leave him. He does the abuse in front of them sometimes. Is leaving him wrong or right. Iwant what is best for my children but i do not like the abuse. I watch my Bastard Father beat my mother for 13 years of my life. During those years I may not have understood the full Scope of the problem but I now do. I say this to you. If not for you then leave him for your kids. Let the police know you are leaving him. No MAN and as a Man I was raised to know this. No man should ever hit a woman unless it is in defense of his own life. If you can't...

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If you felt like you were falling in love with someone, would you tell them, or would you hold back your feelings for fear of rejection? I recently feel in love with my best friend and held off from telling her for fear of rejection but it just becomes a burden that you can't take. I told her and she wants to stay friends but I'm a better person for it and talk about a weight being lifted.

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