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Are you ok with the US Government killing all of its citizens who travel abroad?
I would not be ok with it if that were true. Good thing it's not actually going to happen.
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What makes you feel blind?
Love, jealosy, a sharp stick, etc.
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If you were as brave as Hagrid, which animals would you raise?
A bear-shark.
Yes.
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>_>
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Why are demons continually demonized?
Take a guess.
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What do you know about emptiness?
I only feel intense anger or deep depression. Other than that I mostly feel void.
Been there, done that.
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Do you fear the comming of the lord?
I can make so many orgasm jokes right now...
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White bread or brown bread?
White bread.
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American hostages killed by Somali pirates: Who's really to blame?
I'd say probably the pirates who, you know, killed them.
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Do you want to live in a world where everything can be explained?
Sounds like a pretty boring world to me.
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What is the best way to mend a broken heart?
With ducttape.
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Which comedian incorporated the line: 'Ladies?' into his act? He also liked to use charts too.
Sounds like Demetri Martin.
This guy:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BMfHnNu1oq4
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GuOaVRerZLY
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Bradley Manning allegedly released the diplomatic cables to WikiLeaks. Is he a hero?
Stealing confidential information and posting them on the internet isn't a good thing to do. Whether or not it's justified, he's still pretty guilty of treason.
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Is it possible to experience happiness on a continuum?
Maybe if you had enough drugs.
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Are we genetically programmed to be afraid of snakes?
Yes, actually. Humans evolved to become afraid of certain animals and traits, because in real life animals with those traits would often kill you.
Which includes snakes, because snakes tended to be quite dangerous to humans when we were still wild.
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When we are looking at something in the distance, and cant see it, why do we put our hands above our eyes? even if there's no sun..
Probably a reflex for when there is sun.
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If you were going to die in one minute, what would your last words be?
"Does something smell like it's burning?"
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What would be your Sith name?
Other than my current screen name? Darth Azrael.
Or maybe Darth Brooks.
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Have you ever met a celebrity or seen one in person?
Does Colin Mochrie count?
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Can you hate and respect someone at the same time?
I've truly loved someone but not respect them. Does that count?
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CAN YOU MAINTAIN A STRAIGHT FACE AND SAY OBAMA IS WHAT YOU EXPECTED!
Yes, actually.
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Why can I not move faster than the speed of light?
Because you touch yourself at night.
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do you think Oboma is the anit-christ?
I don't think he's the anti-Christ. And I don't think Obama is the anti-christ either.
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Anyone else think it's funny that Joe Miller is running for US Senate but wants to repeal the 17th Amendment?
Interesting. The seventeenth amendment makes it that senators are elected by popular vote; repealing that will mean that state legislatures appoint senators.
I think I prefer Joe Miller not be a senator if he supports that kind of thing.
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Which race in Middle-Earth would you most rather be of?
Ent. I've always wanted to be a tree.
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Which sport is known as the Sport of Kings?
Chicken Kickin'.
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why is it that the media only focuses on the negative aspects of news? rarely if ever, the positive?
It's because happiness is boring.
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When I am face to face with people out in the world, I almost never find a "Militant" Atheist, or a hard-core "Fundamentalist" Christian. But online, they're all over. Is it just the anonymity that makes people go bonzo nuts?
Yes, actually. I don't have any sources, but I'm aware that psychologically humans have a difficult time handling perfect anonymity maturely, and that's part of why we end up with otherwise decent people who endlessly spout hate and passion when online.
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What was God doing in the eternity before he created the universe?
Masturbating. The Big Bang was His orgasm. It's true.
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This is a stupid stupid poll.
I refuse to answer such a dumb question
Oh, wait...
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In the U.S. you are never more than 115 miles from McDonald's. What do you think about that? Good, bad or irrelevant?
In the US, you are never more than 105-ish miles from a fire-hydrant. Are we going to get outraged about that?
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Which country would be more likely to use nuclear weapons?
Or rather, more likely to use them first.
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Do you agree with the Rev. Terry Jones burning Qurans and do you find it amusing? The 72 virgins that it preaches they meet in heaven for
Careful, your bigotry is showing.
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What's a good nickname for this name (Name in description)
Maybe Addie, Dri, or Ri.
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What would you say if you met an alien?
Hi, and I'd like to talk to you about Scientology...
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Healthy eating ? overrated ?
Living ? overrated ?
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How do I punish my son? He never listens and every time I try to ground him, and he just sneaks out and does it again. Any advice? He's 9.
Try harsher punishments. Literally throw his videogames/toys away, lock him in his room, et cetera. As long as you keep in appropriate to what he's being punished for.
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Whens the last time the economy was actually GOOD? It seems like no matter what happens, people are ALWAYS complaining about the economy!
People will be bitching about the economy long after it fully recovers.
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Would you still eat meat...?
If you had to kill, skin and butcher the animals yourself?
Yes. It's the savagery that gives the steak extra flavor. :D
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Who is your favourite late night host?
Craig Ferguson, no one else comes close.
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If we are so smart, why can't we manufature gravity?
Because we're not THAT smart yet.
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what is a really cool way to get rid of the dickhead who keeps posting really impossible to answer questions?
Give retarded answers to his questions. It's what I tend to do, at least.
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Do you think Obama is gay?
and if he is gay what kind of gay do you think he is?
He has a wife and children, and apart from being Democrat has no other connection to homosexuality. So I'm sure he's straight.
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The amount of physical violence against men portrayed in the media for entertainment purposes is:
I don't find men slaughtering each other offensive at all.
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What would be the best way to raise myself to 'legend' status among my friends?
Arson, perhaps?
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If you found yourself in court this year, most likely what would it be for.
Arson, probably.
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Glenn Beck has suggested the flies attracted to The President may be a sign. A sign of what?
It's a sign that Glenn Beck is running out of insults.
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Would You Rather F*** Taylor Launter or Adam Lambert *yes i know hes gay*
The more the merrier.
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Would you kiss the same sex for $100,000,000,000,000?
Most people would go all the way for fifty times the US's gdp.
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Why can't I own Canadians?
Because slavery is outlawed in this country. The best you can do is indentured servitude.
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What the hell is 'dry ice'?
It's frozen carbon dioxide.
It's called "dry" ice because when frozen co2 melts, it turns into gas instead of turning into liquid.
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Why would Barney the Dinosaur be a hate target?
Because he's an easy target for young rebellious types.
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Where should i go in Europe?
Though places like Rome, London, and Venice are good too.
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There is no denying that Barack Obama is the greatest human being in World history. Why do people deny this incredibly obvious fact?
Troll. Though it's good that you're making fun of everyone instead of just one faction.
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If they make "The Expendables Part 2", who will you like to see as the villain?
Alan Rickman would be interesting in the role.
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What is wrong with people in general?
They're human. That's what keeps it interesting.
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What is your opinion on Toy Story 3?
An excellent movie, even if it does go a little overboard on the heartwarmingness.
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Should I give my friend a bj? I have wanted to for so long and it's all I can think about, I am bicurious and I think he is too
I recommend you determine for sure before you do it. My attempt ended a little awkwardly.
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what's the best happiness in life?
According to most psychological studies, health and love are the keys to happiness.
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So Einstein was wrong when he said "God does not play dice". Consideration of black holes suggests, not only that God does play dice, but that He sometimes confuses us by throwing them where they can't be seen?
God can be a real bastard sometimes.
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What should I do right now? I am really bored..
Masturbation.
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Do you think Jesus had free will?
Being God incarnate/mortal son of God/one of God's prophets, I'd have to say ...maybe.
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If a drunk driver kills someone in a crash, should they be charged with murder?
I prefer what they're charged with now: negligent manslaughter.
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Do you honestly think that high school drop out are worthless?
Not entirely. McDonalds needs at least one person per restaraunt who can speak english.
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Not trying to offend but.... If you were a serial killer - how would you kill me?
Woodchipper.
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I'm I crazy, For cutting my-self?
A little bit, yes. But then again no one is completely sane, after all.
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Did it bother anyone else that Obama copied the exact flow of Dr. Martin Luther King's "I have a Dream" speech for his psuedo acceptance speech?
Does it bother anyone else that the conservatives have done NOTHING but bitch and bitch and bitch since Obama was elected?
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What should you say or do when she asks "Do I look fat in this?"
"I love you" or some equivalent, as that's what's she's actually asking.
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windows xp, windows vista or windows 7?
Though I'm surprised XP didn't have more votes.
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Are there people who make up stories on this website?
Most likely, yes.
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Apparently 1 in 5 Americans still believe President Obama is a Muslim. How can that lie still be alive and well?
People will believe what they want to believe in. And for some reason, a lot of people want to believe that our president is a terrorist.
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The pope supports the spread of hiv/aids. Do you support him?
Source please.
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If you're an American before and after you go to the bathroom, could you be considered European whilst you use the bathroom?!
I suppose.
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Why didn't my alarm clock go off? I set it for 8 am and it's now 11 am. The volume is up and the alarm button is on.
Two possibilities: You accidentally set it for PM instead of AM (everyone does it sometimes), or it's set to turn on a radio channel, to which it's set to a blank or quiet station or something (that's happened to me before).
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How come Mac doesn't get a virus?
It's because they're incompatible.
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What are you going to do when the giant ants finally attack?
Flamethrower.
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Will America become an empire...? Prosper and learn our lesson? Lose all the marbles? What do you think?
If things like gay marriage and immigration control and the like keeps getting overturned back and fourth over and over and over, our own President unable to deliver a speech to our schools without a third of the nation censoring it, and we can't overhaul one of our own industries without said third threatening to secede, I'd say America becoming Nazi Germany is fairly unrealistic.
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What do you think of a rocket powered 367MPH school bus? (yes, it's real)
Why can't MY school be like that? >_
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if a tsunami was heading your way at 700 miles an hour and it was only 20 minutes away what would you do (besides finishing your crossword)
Probably scream and run around in circles a few times. Given that I live in the middle of a landlocked desert, I don't really know what to do to survive a tsunami.
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Could liberals really be as simple-minded as they seem? Or have they simply lived such sheltered lives as to be incredibly naïve?
Really? Conservatives are the most ridiculously naive group I have ever seen.
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Why do people YAWN when they see the word, YAWN? Did you YAWN yet?
Dammit, now I'm tired again. >_
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Why did left-handed children get beaten for their abnormality?
Back in the old-old-old days (and more recently in some mega-conservative and/or fundamentalist cultures), it was thought that Satan himself was a southpaw, and so children showing the same trait would concern the righthanded God-fearing folk.
But even in non-religious cultures, leftys were a minority. Parents would want to "correct" this "incorrect" detail in their children so they could be...
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I need a good chuckle. Would someone please tell me a short funny joke or riddle please?
The bus came and I got on, started walking toward the back. Sat down by this beautiful blonde chinese girl.
I said "Hello" and she said "Hello." I said "Isn't it an amazing day?" and she said "Yes it is, I guess..."
I said "What do you mean, you guess?".
She said "Well, things haven't been going too well for me lately."
I said "Like what?"
She said "I can't tell you, I don't even know you."
I...
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You got a poker face?
Yeah, but nobody can read it.
*budum-tish*
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Why do so many people hate tomatoes?
Really? My brother and I are the only people I know who hate tomatoes.
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Did you ever make it as a wise man? Could you cut it as a poor man stealing? Are you tired of living like a blind man?
Yes, no, yes.
I like that song too.
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Is it a felony to kill a pet cat or dog?
Yes, I'm aware that severe animal abuse is a felony in the United States.
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Which country should American invade next??
France. They're such douches.
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Is life absurd?
Yes, and that's what makes it worth living.
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What’s the dirtiest joke you know?
Dirty joke: A boy fell down in the mud.
Clean joke: He took a bath with bubbles.
Dirty joke: Bubbles is the girl next door.
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Why do idiots want to get married right out of high school or in their junior year and drop out how is love so important as a teenager?
Teenagers are stupid, simple as that. And I'm 17, so that's saying something.
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What is the worst company to work for in 2010 ?
I'd probably say BP, where you run the risk of being lynched on any given day.
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If nothing is perfect is eveything imperfect?
If everything is perfect is nothing imperfect?
Who's perfect?
Chuck Norris is perfect. Everything else is imperfect in some way.
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Who will win? 4chan or Jessica Leonhardt?
4chan cannot be stopped. They are Legion.
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LYKE OMGG IM SOO PRETTY AND TANN, OMGGZZZ IM SOO RICH I GOT 99MAC BOOK DROLLZZ?????????
LIKE OH MA GAWD!
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who was worse as president? dubya or bush sr?
I don't what either of them were capable of, but Dubya ended up causing more damage in the end.
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Which of these activities is your most favorite?
It may or may not involve my penis.
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Is Bible work of Satan or words of God?
The Bible is written by humans about what they think God would say. Whether or not it is what He would say is anyone's guess.
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Is Rush Limbaugh really a egotistical, racist, lying jerk? Or is he faking?
I'm sure he's exaggerating to appeal to the mindless racist idiots who make up the bulk of his viewership.
But I could be wrong.
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What do You think of "conspiracy freaks" people that see conspiracies everywhere and warn about them ?
It was close between this choice and the first one, but I've yet to see a theorist cause actual harm yet.
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Are you afraid of the police? Why or why not?
No. But then again, I'm a good person.
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Why do conservatives call repealed tax deferments - "tax hikes"?
Because "rising taxes" doesn't sound scary and/or evil enough.
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why do people watch harry potter even when it is bad to watch
I don't recall there being reason why Harry Potter is bad to watch.
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Do you think Muslim women should be brought to America and used as beekeepers?
God I hope you don't breed.
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Is the will to destroy a person's life for no other reason than entertainment making me an evil person? Is entertainment not a good cause?
That's pretty much the indication of an evil person.
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do you believe that a young awkward looking fellow in a red and white shirt, glasses and matching stocking cap can really hide in our world?
He seems to be doing a pretty good job so far.
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do you find that the universe pretty much covers everything?
Considering that the universe IS everything, I'd say yes.
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What would happen if they made a skittle and a m & m combined?
Skittle&Skittle.
It'll be two Skittles duct-taped together.
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Does the second mouse always get the cheese? ;D
Most of the time, yes, but it depends on the type of mousetrap and how soon the second mouse arrives.
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Does it annoy you when I scream like this? Aiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Maybe a little bit, but not much.
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Which of the recent presidents would you want to be in the hot seat with 12 min. to decide how to respond to an apparent nuclear attack?
Clinton. He'd know who to sleep with to pacify whoever's attacking us.
In a realistic sense, either Reagan or any of the Democrats.
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If you type in "[your name] died while" or "[your name] died of" into Google, what are the results like?
Trevor died of a broken heart.
Trevor died while supporting combat operations.
I think I prefer the second one.
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Which other country's law do you believe to be inhumane and hope it never happens in your own country?
Well, for starters, pretty much anything in North Korea and other corrupt countries.
Can't think of anything specific from the developed nations at the moment.
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If you have a loose thread on your clothing, do you rip it off or cut it?
I usually try to rip it out.
I've accidentally destroyed a lot of clothing that way.
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Why do Conservatives want Obama to fail?
Because he's a democrat, and that's as far as they can see.
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Why do some people think it's cool to type with an accent?
What, you don't like typing with a British accent?
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if someone doesn't achieve anything in his/her life, should that person end his/her life? if no, why not?
That's a pretty retarded justification for suicide.
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What would happen if a female took a male's enhancement pills?
Nothing.
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Is it true that Republicans and Democrats both have the same agenda, the total enslavement of every man, woman and child?
No. Their ultimate agenda is to destroy the other party. Total enslavement is a sub-priority.
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are memes the cancer that is killing /b/ ?
/b/ has been dead since the beginning of time.
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which is the gas which is used in hospitals in its liquefied form
Typically nitrogen and/or oxygen.
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1.2 = 1 1/2?
1.2 =/= 1 1/2
1.2 = 1 1/5
1.5 = 1 1/2
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Should we learn from other people's mistakes or do mistake and then learn?
I recommend both: learn from your own mistakes when they happen, but always pay attention to others'.
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Team Edward or Team Jacob? :P
But only because Edward is fugly.
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What are your thoughts on the evolutionary Evolution?
And I tend to hold little respect for those who refuse to understand this.
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Who killed JFK?
Extraterrestials.
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when he says he shot JFK, do you believe james files tells the truth?
A lot of people confess to things they didn't do.
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Should puppies die when they stop being cute?
The hell is your problem?
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Santa Claus - Pervert, Pedophile, both or none?
He simply has a breaking-and-entering fetish. Nothing sexual about that.
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Do you ever hate Western culture? If so, why?
With all its flaws, it's sure a hell of a lot better than most other cultures in my opinion.
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What's the most annoying noise?
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Can I hear the sound of my own brain working? I do think that I hear a sort of low humming sound inside my head if I am in a quiet space.
I've heard that it is possible to hear your own nerves firing, but it usually takes sensory deprivation to do that.
What you're hearing would most likely be standard background buzz.
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What is metal for? Why is it so powerful?
What is a metaphor? Why are they so powerful?
What is powerful? DO YOU LOVE THUNDER?
Symphonic?
drugs are bad
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How would you rate your own posture?
I've been compared to the Grinch on occasion.
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Will you ever forgive Tiger Woods for what he did?
How exactly would anything he does ever be relevant to me?
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An American city's emergency services recently began accepting text messages to 911. Is this an acceptable action?
If I had an armed intruder within earshot, I'd prefer to be quiet than be killed mid-conversation.
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What is your sexuality?
So sue me.
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Does Jesus feed his followers blood from his nipples, like milk, or does he hold up an open wrist for them? And can he feed indefinitely
You're a complete idiot.
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Why are there so many questions about God and Jesus on this site?
Both sides, religious and atheist, are pretty much in eternal jihad with each other. It's sad, really.
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I guess the British finally got their revenge on the USA with their oil spill, huh? Happy 4th of July!!!
It's interesting that the huge majority of Americans think that BP is an American company.
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Why doesn't "Avatar: The Airbender" look like a sequel to the first "Avatar"? I didn't even see any blue cat people in the previews!?
The Last Airbender has absolutely no relation to Avatar.
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Aren't fireworks just a waste of tax payers money? Obama is wasting all of my money setting off fireworks. He should set them off in Iraq.
You're a fucking retard.
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I see a Armadillo in the back yard, let the dog(Doberman) out to scare it off. Turned out there were two of them. One did not make it. Evil?
Not really. Maybe a little, but you're not going to hell over it.
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twilight: should Bella be with Jacob or Edward
Jacob, because Edward is fucking fugly.
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do you freaking hate Tim and Eric awesome show as much as me? hilarious
I don't know who those two are, but Adult Swim should fire them.
Out of a cannon.
Into the sun.
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Everyone's taken that Introvert/Extrovert test but how would You describe yourself?
I'm very much introverted. But being autistic, that's to be expected.
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what do you think of children on leashes?
It seems sick and wrong until you actually have children of your own.
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What color do you think Micheal Jackson is?
But really depends on if you want to define 'color' as ethnicity or literal color.
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DO YOU THINK THAT 2012 IS REALLY GOING TO HAPPEN?
It won't happen. The calendar will jump straight from 2011 to 2013.
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Between 2010-2011 a little nuclear war will start. Who do you think will start it?
North Korea most likely. America will end it pretty fucking quick, though.
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Do you believe that an economice collapse is imminent in the US?
We've been through recessions before. There's absolutely nothing to indicate that this recession will actually kill us.
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why people like batman movies i think it's stupid.
I take it you haven't actually seen any of the batman movies.
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Are you an american that can name 5 world leaders?
Kim Jong Il
Saddam Hussein (before he died)
Mahmoud Amaninajad
Vladimir Putin
Whats-his-name Medvedev
Hu Jintao
...That's all I can think of off the top of my head.
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What if so called bad aliens fed off our negative energy to materialize and if we quit feeding them they would die? Does our spirit affect?
drugs are bad
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How do you catch a child molester if he is molesting a very young child and lives in a different state?
You report him to the police and let them handle it.
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what do you recall Bart having to write on the blackboard?
"I will not cut corners.
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Do people who use screennames like "sxxygurl" etc do that just to cover up their own insecurity about their lookz?
It really depends on the context. If it's for a non-sexual website or service, than it could likely be because of insecurity. If it's for a porn website, than that's to be expected.
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Are people who smoke marijuana retards?
Not at first, but continued use will render them retards.
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Hey Liberals,your presidents numbers are dropping.........AGAIN.
And you still claim he knows what he's doing?LOL
I didn't see the conservatives' poster boy doing anything better.
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Can someone please tell me the symptoms of Avoidant Personality Disorder?
*avoids answering the question*
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Does a ps2 have an online browser?
No, but the PS3 does.
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If you could put into effect any single new law OR any single change in an existing law, what would it be? Why?
All shrimp are to be de-shelled prior to shipping under penalty of death.
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How do fish do the "nasty"?
I get the impression that the female lays the eggs first, then the male fertilises the eggs. (I assume he ejaculates over them or something, I really don't know.)
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will we ever be able to travel out to another planet other than the ones around our sun? maybe like twenty light years away?
Most likely eventually. Probably not within my lifetime, but who knows?
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Does anyone besides me think there should be a separate Answerbag for religious questions? Kind of like the Adult section? lol
I like that idea.
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do you think Obama is becoming more worse than bush?
I think it's sad that anyone could think otherwise.
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why should we concern ourselves with this present earth when God is going to destroy it
Because God isn't going to destroy us?
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Would you rather be a slave or a slaver? Please explain.
What the hell kind of a question is this?
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Is it Fourth of July yet?
I wish.
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Should the U.S. change its national anthem?
There's nothing wrong with our current one.
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Since a boulder has a larger gravitational pull on the earth than a penny wouldn't it fall with a greater acceleration?
The gravitational force of the boulder is so slight that it's negligible. The boulder and the penny with virtually the same acceleration (atmospheric factors notwithstanding).
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If you had to carry a self-defence weapon , what would be your choice?
A pistol or a stungun.
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can smoking weed lead to other drugs?
Yes. Things that create a chemical 'high' carry a risk of leading to heavier drugs.
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Don't you hate how unforgiving army buddies are when you have ONE little mishap with a hand grenade?
I know, right? You'd think they'd let you live it down, but nooOOoo.
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Why do Christians believe that God requires you to have faith in his existence when the Bible doesn't say this and is actually a long of examples of God specifically not requiring people to have faith in his existence?
People believe what they want to believe. A lot of people cling to religion because they see it as the easy way out ("if I believe hard enough, all my problems will go away") and end up completely missing the point behind almost every religious teaching out there.
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Have you ever worshipped Neptune?
Any reason why I should worship a supporting god from a dead religion? Especially since I can't swim?
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I think you can judge a book by its cover providing the cover reflects the true content and is not used as a ruse. What do you think?
The problem is that you don't know how truthful the cover is until you read the book. The logic behind the philosophy is that if you judge everything by its cover, then you wouldn't know it when a cover eventually lies to you.
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Is there any country in the world whose citizenry uniformly supports the government in power?
No. It's virtually impossible to get a uniform belief in anything from a moderate-to-large scale.
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world cup: did you see that?
I couldn't see over the sound of the vuvuzelas.
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Isn't Christianity just the best religion EVER!?
Don't you have anything better to do with your time?
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Can bp oil be cleaned out of the ocean or is the ocean dead now can't they make a water purifying plant or something?
The oil companies have become evil incarnate in western culture in the last few decades, so a fuck-up as bad as this one has got everyone in a rush to crucify BP for it.
What will actually happen is that the oil leak will be plugged, and BP and/or the government will eventually clean up the mess. How long it will take and how much enviromental damage will occur before then, though, is anyone's...
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In the USA if an 18year old is convicted of a crime (thrid dagree rape/sodomy) is the person at home or held in jail until the court date?
I'd say most likely jail.
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Two things you can't live without?
Air and water.
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If the Earth's rotation axis were vertical (instead of tilted), how would that affect the seasons in the Northern Hemisphere?
Seasons would cease to exist entirely. Both hemispheres would be in perpetual spring, with temperatures getting warmer towards the equater as normal.
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Should honor killings be allowed?
Freedom of religion isn't absolute. American citizens are allowed to believe how they want, as long as it still obeys 'the laws of the land'. That's why the government went after the infamous polygamous groups, as polygamy and/or child molestation is quite illegal in this country.
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if you kill your clone is it suicide, murder, or other.
In the same way that killing your identical twin is considered murder.
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Whats the point in stop signs? You can just knock them over with your car they are not big enough to stop it
God I hope you don't have a license.
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What is your role in the Universe?
Answering AB questions semi-competently.
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Now tell me please, just a spontaneous answer to this question:
"What do you want?"
Chocolate is the first thing that comes to mind.
...
...I'm apparently a childish person.
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Did you know on June 14, just 56 years ago the phrase "under God" was placed in the pledge of allegiance?
So?
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Why we see only one side of the moon from the earth ?
The moon is in what is called 'tidal lock' with the earth. It means that the moon spins on its axis at the exact speed that it revolves around the earth. Scientists believe that it's been doing this for quite some time.
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Is it illegal to fall in love with an animal and marry it?
huh? hahaha
It is illegal in most jurisdictions to marry outside your genus.
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Have you ever thought that the Jews were planning to destroy the world and that Hitler was sent from the future to stop them?
No and no.
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Does God get angry? Isn't anger one of the Seven Deadly Sins?
Wrath is a sin, but anger is not. There is such a thing as righteous anger (i.e. outrage towards injustice and the like) which isn't inherently evil and is prided in some cultures, whereas beating someone savagely with a bat because they spilled a drink on your shirt is a very quick way to end up on God's naughty list.
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In a "fight or flight" situation, which do you do more often?
I admit I'm a bit of a coward.
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Will California legalize Marijuana (Nov 2010)?
I don't think they should.. but they most likely will.
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DO YOU HATE DISNEY?
Any particular reason I should?
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Why do I feel sad after masturbation?
Because the orgasm causes a huge hormone shift that affects your mood.
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Will you give your life to Jesus today?
I'm still using mine.
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Should people getting the death penalty by gas chamber be allowed to have a nitrous oxide(laughing gas) execution, rather than cyanide gas?
That's how I'd like to be executed.
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I miss being in church today...but they won't let me in, not by the hairs of their chinny chin chins...
Do you have a question?
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so, americans what do u really think of us english?
Funny accents sometimes, but overall good people.
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I'm thinking murdering my sister. Should I do it?
No.
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How different would our world be if everyone thought exactly like me?
It would be a whole lot different.
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If pro and con are opposites, wouldn't the opposite of progress be congress?
like ur so funy
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i slept with my sister, v were drunk. i m afraid she is pregnant. help
You can start by never drinking again.
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What is causing the rise in oil and gas prices?
It's because more and more nations are becoming industrialised. The world's oil usage in the last several decades has increased by a large margin, whereas the flow of oil has largely stayed the same.
In other words, supply has stayed the same but demand has risen. Oil prices have fluctuated accordingly.
Of course, Al Gore and co.'s fear mongering and OPEC's inflating the prices aren't helping.
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If cloning on human is possible, would it include the cloning of the soul. That is, will the clones be the exact replica including the souls?
No. All cloning is is creating a new body using the same blueprint as a previous one. The "copy" does not go any further than that.
Identical twins don't share the same soul, and a clone is no different.
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I feel like killing people I dont like, and I think I'd enjoy it. Give me one good reason why I shouldnt.
Prison. Execution. The scorn and hatred of society and your family and friends. Being remembered as nothing more than a heartless killer. Being regarded as little more than society's hemmeroid.
Take your pick.
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Have you ever seen a vending machine that sold condoms?
Not personally, but I HAVE seen newspaper kiosks that sold porno mags.
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Is treason okay with you? What else do you call it when citizens undermine/sabotage their government and hope for its failure?
When greater than 50% of the population are doing something, than it being illegal is largely negated. And a large amount of the US population have wished for the US's destruction since the end of WWII, with (very) brief exceptions.
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What is George Bush being paid for lectures now?
Almost every politician makes money for speaking in public. So, yes.
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Why do so many people seem to take such pleasure in speculating about Obama's hypothetical failures and labeling him?
People have warred with the other party since the beginning of American politics. This brainless smear campaign against the president is nothing new.
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Whether you feel he's good or bad, do you think President Obama attracts more spiteful, mean spirited attacks than past presidents?
All US presidents attract that kind of negative attention. Obama only seems more so because the internet makes the bad attention appear more obvious.
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I have been told that when a Black man asks a girl to marry him he says "Yo gonna have a what??? Is this true. Please Help.
Um, what?
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Is your foot the same length as your fore arm?
No, it ends several inches short of the wrist.
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Since the liberals don't have the brains God gave a goose, why do they think others needs to lower themselves to their level and standards?
Why do conservatives think they're the most superior lifeforms ever, when they're barely enough to be considered sub-human?
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How many states have you been to/visited?
8. Utah, Idaho, California, Colorado, Wyoming, Arizona, Virginia, and Maryland. 9 if you count DC.
I've also been to the Mexican state Quintana Roo.
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Why you honking the horn?
Because I enjoy annoying people.
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so ,, can jesus walk on oil ?
Not since he got those holes in his feet.
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I'm sorry.
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Who is better - the Beatles or the Rolling Stones?
The Beatles.
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Oh my gosh! I just heard that Michael Jackson died! OMG when?? how?
You're either stupid or starved for attention. I sincerely hope it's the latter.
If it's the former, then I guess it's because he just couldn't beat it.
Dur hur hur.
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Would you consider a robot with strong AI to be a being deserving of rights?
If it was fully sentient, then maybe.
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Why are there so many US troops in Afghanistan and Iraq?
Have you been living in a cave for the last eight years?
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should i wear speedos in public?
If something like that happens, you probably shouldn't.
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Sarah Palin should have a spot on Mount Rushmore because she is awesome. Do you agree with me?
You're an idiot.
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Why isn't everyone afraid of death? Youd lose it all, including a lifetime's knowlege? Why not be cryopreserved?
Because existentional crises are temporary. You'll feel better in a few weeks or months.
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Do you think it is helpful to answer questions that are actually meant as an insult to Christians or is ignoring them better?
It's better to ignore them. Most of the atheists here are just attention whores and trolls who may not actually be atheist, and answering them only makes the problem worse.
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are we going to die in 2012 im soo scared plz tell me
No we won't. And I tend to hold little respect for those who believe we will.
And I'm not sure how to do my homework either.
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Is it weird that I breast feed my cats? I'm a male.
I recommend you change your medication.
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If your GF's cat scratches you or bites you as you pass by, is it wrong to kick it?
It's wrong to kick cats period.
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Do your cats follow you around the house? Mine do.
For the most part they do their own thing, but there are times where they constantly follow me and demand love and attention from me for hours at a time.
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I'm making an invention called "Sony Christianity". It turns cuss words in songs into bible verses. What do think about it?
What the hell are you smoking?
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Is Winger the greatest band ever?
No.
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do you think the the most problems.. Ps3 or the Xbox 360 ??
I've had my 360 break completely twice, necessitating replacement both times, plus more disk read errors and ventilation issues than I can count over the three years I've had it.
I've yet to see any problems with my PS3.
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if i had pre cum on my finger then an hour later i finger my gf can she be pregnant? Sperm dies at a certain temprature
There will still be traces of sperm in the precum, traces of which may survive into your girlfriend. The chances of her becoming pregnant are infitesimal, but still there.
I recommend you wash your hands first.
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Which name is better for a male Shih Tzu (translation is lion dog): Goose or Simba?
I like Simba, though Goose is a good name too.
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What is the noise that irritates you most in the world?
Comes close between toddlers screaming or brain-dead teenagers sharing their retarded political opinions.
They're both little more than just noise to me.
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Why don't brain cells regenerate?
Nerve tissue does regenerate, but incredibly slowly. Which is why brain damage more often than not is permanent.
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Was Jesus a witch? I've hear many views stating that Jesus was a pagan. 12 desciples + Jesus = 13. Just enough for a covern. Pagans used to worship on high ground until the christian religion commandeered the sites for their churches.
Jesus of Nazareth, better known as Jesus Christ, was a jewish rabbi who became known for his unorthodox teachings.
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Who goes to Heaven, who goes to Hell?
Assuming that heaven and spiritualism actually exists (which is the point the of the damn question), then Slash would go to hell. Saying at the end of his life "oh it's ok, I believe in you Jesus" still doesn't make him any less guilty of murder.
Obi would go to heaven. If you are a great person, who gave selflessly and GREATLY helped others and your society all your life, then God couldn't...
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for people around the age of 14 how big is your penis
At fifteen, I was about 5-ish inches erect, so 4-5 seems about right.
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Do Mormons have to watch reruns of Battlestar Galactica?
Do Scientologists have to watch reruns of Seinfeld?
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Here's an honest question. Do you ever ask a question for pure entertainment value, or do you ask questions you really want an answer to?
I typically only ask for entertainment value or to encourage discussion, but I sometimes ask a question to get an answer to, typically when I can't find the answer in other places.
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For having sex with someone who is not my skin color, I would prefer: White, Black, Brown/Wheatish
It's really close between black and hispanic for me.
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Do you think obama sold us to china ?
No, China purchased us on their own. Obama had nothing to do with it.
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How much MONEY do you think People with points on Answerbag have cost this company?
Please don't try to bait people into arguments, it makes you look stupid.
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Have you ever been addicted to a video game?
I've been addicted to a game or two before. It would take me a few months, but I managed to get over them.
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Do you think the Nintendo Wii is worth more, because it has a GameCube built into it?
If the Wii is worth more, it won't be because of that. By a similar definition, the PS3 has a PS2 and the 360 has half of an Xbox built into them.
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Here's the Guatemala sinkhole -- reactions? [PHOTO]
Oh, wow.
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If your teen child had sex with an adult would you react differently based on the child's sex? What if the adult was of the same sex?
Their genders and/or if they're of the same sex wouldn't matter much to me.
My reaction would depend on their age difference and if they truly loved each other. A 17-year-old with a 20-year-old is much different than a 15-year-old and a 30-year-old.
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Would you rather be without your Sight, Hearing, Limbs or Mind/Thinking/Consciousness? Why?
It would depend on if I have to lose ALL my limbs, cause I can still keep my sanity without one or two of them.
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is Obama an Illegal Immigrant?
I think it's sad that there are still people who believe that.
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If god created everything, why did he create evilness?
He probably wanted to keep things interesting.
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Hey Vietnam calling, you want another fight america?
We don't have a beef with you at the moment, try calling again later. Sorry for the inconvenience.
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What would you say to the parents of the 2-year-old who smokes 40 cigarettes a day?
I wouldn't be saying anything. I'd be too busy talking to Child Protection Services. It's too bad they won't/can't help children there like they can in America or Europe.
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What jobs would you recommend for those who aren't social?
World Domination.
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I'm a recent vegetarian and my mom says that vegetarians do eat fish but I know that they don't. Is my mom right or am I right?
Fish are considered meat.
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Would you think it ridiculous if someone was afraid of you?
I'm not a very intimidating person, so I'd be suprised if someone was.
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If Peter Pan came in your room and said you could fly if you thought happy thoughts, what would you think about?
I'd think about getting my prescription changed.
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Can I create a computer virus?
It would be physically possible for you to do so, but it's also an excellent way to get thrown in prison real quick.
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Which East Asian country do you prefer ?
Communism is unhealthy.
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Do you think that the US is headed toward another Great Depression?
People blow everything out of proportion.
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Are you proud of your country? Why?
For the most part, yes.
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Should Ronald McDonald be fired? He is being accused of making kids fat. Isn't it the parents who let kids eat the food who are to blame?
That makes as much sense as banning Sonic the Hedgehog for getting kids hooked on videogames.
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Would you rather see something explode or implode? Why?
You don't see a lot of implosions, so that would be something I'd like to see.
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Why, do a lot of Americans hate the British? I mean most Americans originally came from here so what is the problem? We aren't really posh or have bad teeth!
I don't know anyone who hates the British. It must be a mistaken impression.
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In Heaven is God like the sun and we its satellites dancing around each other singing bursts of radio frequencies in eternal glory?
drugs are bad
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I think something is really wrong with me.because say if im all alone in the house and im watching a movie or listening to music.i get up and walk around and imagine im in the movie or the singer thats singing. can u tell me whats going on.how can i stop
Um, you're just playing around. Nothing particularly bad about it.
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It is accepted that the Bible was physically written and edited by man, who is fallible. Why then is religion so sure that the Bible is not?
Mainstream religion mostly accepts that. Fundamentalists, who are loud enough that people erronously believe them to be the majority, violently do not.
I consider extremism on both sides of the spectrum to be retarded
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Whats the difference between Cambodia and Thailand?
They're both different countries. That's like asking the difference between the US and Canada.
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Should I act like an arrogant narcissist or a humble little boy?
The world would prefer the latter.
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why do women exist????
You're an idiot.
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what your browser?
Internet Explorer. So sue me.
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What's the one thing you would want someone to say about you at your funeral?
"HE'S STILL ALIVE!"
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Do you think that Johnny Depp would play a good Riddler for the new Batman movies? Who could do better if not him?
Jonny Depp, Jim Carrey, or Adam West would be good.
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Are the US and UK the only 2 countries that matter, or do you also recognize Canada's right to exist?
Hey, don't be like that! We all have to get our maple syrup from somewhere!
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Online Asylum best quality, ipod, full movie, psp, free registration
No.
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What makes you sad? :(
Sadness.
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why is the sky big
Because we're little.
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Hinata & Naruto? Naruto needs to lose his virginity. When is Naruto gonna hit dat?
What is this...I don't even...
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Why are kids so mean to each other?
Children are primitive. It takes some time before they learn or otherwise acquire proper behaviors, or to learn why being 'good' is a good thing.
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Would you consider being rejected for employment by McDonalds a valid reason for suicide?
As far as excuses for suicide go, rejection from anything rates pretty dumb on the scale in my opinion.
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Which has released more hot air, the Icelandic volcano or Al Gore?
They both come fairly close to even.
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How did your parents' political party (parties) affect you growing up? Do you still affiliate with your parents' party?
My father is republican and my mother is democrat. I ended up a centrist. Go figure.
I'm actually glad it happened this way. I consider political extremism to be retarded.
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Do you believe convicted child molesters should serve their prison sentence in shackles, without shower or change of clothes, be adressed
As reprehensible as the molesters are, I don't think we as a society should revert to savagery. That'll be counter-productive.
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What's the most random weapon you could use to protect yourself? (no guns, knifes, swords etc).
Nothing like a good fingerjab to the eyes.
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Is quantum mechanics involved in the human brain functions?
Not that I'm aware of. But then again, there's a lot about the brain that's not fully understood.
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No.
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What do you do for a living?
Giving semisarcastic answers on AnswerBag.
Or meth.
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Should those who impede the environmental movement by denying climate change be prosecuted for crimes against humanity?
How about charging the proponents of this hoax with reckless endangerment? That would make the same amount of sense (read: none).
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What's your Earth Day resolution?
Whether global warming is real or not (it's not, btw), planting a tree is always a good thing no matter what ideology you follow. So what the hell, Imma gonna plant me a tree!
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Why don't we point the hubble to the moon to either confirm or deny that we have been up there
We actually have. Many many many times. Our presence on the moon has been thoroughly proven a hundred times earlier, but there still remain a number of people who so desperately cling to the conspiracy theory for some reason, and choose to ignore all evidence otherwise.
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Is "Are we alone" a superfluous question because for all practical purposes we are and will be for the foreseeable future?
No. Being of all intents and purposes alone is different than being actuallly alone.
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how many states are there in North America?
If you mean how many countries are considered to be in North America, then it's 35 sovereign nations and a number of dependent territories.
If you mean how many states belong to the United States, then it's 50 states plus 5 overseas territories (7 if you count Iraq and Afghanistan)
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Are you ready to accept that you are a potential God?
I AM God.
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I think my neighbor is knocking down my trashcans since I complained to The City about his loud parrot that he sits outside. What can I do?
Without solid proof, you shouldn't do anything. There's a chance it could just be an animal with an interesting sense of timing, and that's most likely what the government will think.
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Xbox 360 will not read discs
Buy a PS3
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Is it really possible for man to land on moon or mars and get back to earth in one piece?
Considering that we've done it before, I'd say it's possible.
Under current technology, Mars will be a hell of a gamble. But I imagine that with enough luck it could probably happen.
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Take this quiz. Did you come up where you thought you would?
http://www.theadvocates.org/quizp/index.html
Centrist, leaning slightly to the left.
That sounds about right.
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Since God is a perfectionist,why didn't he make the continents circular in shape when he created the Earth(they appear to be random)?
I wasn't aware that God cared.
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Is it time to repeal the 19th Amendment?
No, I don't think it's time to revoke woman's right to vote.
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What's your favorite answer to the Twitter game 3 Words Conservatives Hate?
Mexicans here legally.
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Are there any real people who have taken a diet pill that works? don't want one just curious
They marketed pills during the 20's that not only worked, but actually worked extremely well.
Granted it's because they contained tapeworm eggs, but it still worked...
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Why do fish sleep with there eyes open
Because they can't be trusted.
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If you truly believe that someone is "insane", is it a smart thing to do to call them "psycho" and to be cruel to them?
Hell no.
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"Be ye fruitful, and multiply." With 6 billion people on this planet, we
need to disobey God on this one. 9:7
This planet isn't overpopulated yet.
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What if Bristol Palin held a press conference to announce she was still a virgin and was carrying Jesus Jr.?
I think that would damage Palin's reputation a little bit more.
Now if it really WAS Jesus Jr, that would be a hell of a news story.
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Why do some people need to believe that some part of themselves will survive death, when all evidence points to a resounding 'No'?
Evidence? There is no evidence pointing to either yes or no.
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What words or phrases do you NOT want to hear?
"What the hell is that?" in an intimate situation.
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Can you have God without the devil or the devil without God?why?
It depends on how literally you want to interpret it.
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is anyone else scared of flying on a aeroplane? am i normal?
Don't worry, it's perfectly normal.
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OF the 3 major burger/fast-food restaurant companies, which one do you prefer to visit and why do you frequent them over all others?
I actually support frankenfoods, thank you very much.
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Why does God have an army of Angels? Can't he just choke everyone with his mind?
I never did get that part.
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Do you think that instead of a seperate sword being in his mouth, Jesus might have a liquid metal tongue like in Terminator 2?
...you might be on to something there.
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Do all angels look like David Hasselhoff with wings?
I imagine some of them are female.
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White supremacist Eugene Tere'Blanche has been beaten to death, how do you feel about this?
A step back for non-violence, unfortunately.
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Should I eat at the cafeteria for lunch?
The cafeteria's closer.
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What do you care most About ?
I'm sad to admit this.
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Do all CIA agents have a gay space alien in their attic?
No, but I have an actual skeleton in my closet.
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If it's not worth it ______________________________?
If it's now worth it, make someone else do it.
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When the criminals in D.C. force the Carbon Tax upon America, are you going to comply and pay for the air you breathe or will you resist??
I refuse to give the courtesy of an answer to an obviously deeply personal and heavily biased question.
...which is odd considering I don't believe in global warming.
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Did you know Paladino a wealthy developer and Tea-Party (R) candidate for gov. of New York is a fan of bestiality and racist jokes?
Did you know Obama was an extraterrestial?
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Famous sayings from cartoon characters?....Here's one....giggity, giggity....
Goo.
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Do you think the mentally handicapped should be sterilized?
Considering that I myself have a mental disability, I vote no.
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I'm trying to be emo, i cut myself with a paperclip and this girl told me to be emo, i had to use a razor, is this true?
You do realize that being emo is something you're supposed to avoid, right?
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Do you think that higher education is becoming inaccessible to the middle class in this country?
No. People are becoming more and more financially incompetent in this country.
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Do you think Barack Obama is doing a good job as president?
He pushed a health care overhaul bill through Congress almost by himself, somehow managed to authorize a troop surge for Afghanistan, somehow pushed a jobs bill through Congress with bipartisan support, signed a large nuclear arms reduction treaty with Russia, and almost completely repaired America's damaged reputation in the eyes of the rest of the world. Almost all of these were done with...
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Why not just fly butt naked on airplanes? it would save millions.
Um, what?
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Cans I fires employees who vote for a socialist likes Hussein Obama?
No. Firing someone for following an ideology simply because it is different than the employer's is a form of discrimination that is highly illegal pretty much everywhere in America.
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If you had the power to cure one disease...which one would it be, and why?
Stupidity.
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MORMONS: Since God (the Father) has a physical body of flesh and bones is He omniscient? If so, how does this work?
I suppose you mean 'omnipresent'.
It's because He's magic.
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Can an inventor get rich?
As you said, the person who invented eBay got rich, so it is indeed possible. Nobel invented dynomite, and made a good pile of money off of it.
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i'm writing three stories but i hate one & am afraid that others will be offended by the other two b/c they include race. what should i do?
Than try your hardest to deal with the subject matter in the most respectable manner possible, and turn it in anyway.
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Are you afraid of seeing spirits? why?
Considering that I don't do drugs, I'd be a little afraid of whether or not what I'd be looking is real or if I've gone crazy.
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What do you call a child who has no problem attempting to bully kids bigger and stronger than himself?
I can't decide between 'idiot' or 'reprobate'.
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If Jesus was praying then who was he praying to if he was God
The concept of the Trinity didn't come about until after He died.
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Hey what do you guys think of the smoking chimp? Funny?
That's simultanenously funny and sad.
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Should I give this guy money?
I go by the policy that anyone who insults me forfeits my altruism.
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Islam is a religion of Peace, where you have been asked to respect everyone, let it be a non muslim or else you are no good.
Most religions are. It's the extremists on all sides of the spectrum that give their respective ideologies bad names.
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Do you think the 18+ law is weak and useless?
Why, do you WANT children to be doing the things they shouldn't? A meager attempt is better than no attempt.
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You find out your 12 year old daughter has been "Sexting" and her nude pictures are spread across the internet. What will you do?
No phone for her.
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how do i become a member of http://suppressstorage.com/ i need an answer immediate if possible a login.
No.
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Why don't Mormons answer questions about the faith, with truthful answers?
Why don't Catholics answer questions about the faith, with truthful answers?
Why don't Muslims answer questions about the faith, with truthful answers?
Why don't Bhuddists answer questions about the faith, with truthful answers?
Why don't Scientologists answer questions about the faith, with truthful answers?
Why don't Rastafarianists answer questions about the faith, with truthful...
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Agree or disagree: If everyone carried a gun, there would be no need for police.
Anyone who agrees has no fucking clue as to how the real world actually works.
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According to the Trinitarians God died, but, can God die?
According to the Trinitatians, apparently yes.
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Do you want to buy the new Biden-inspired "BFD" T-shirt?
Wow. Hell, I'd buy it.
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I'm bored and need someone to talk to....someone message ME????????????????!!!!!!!!!!!?????????????!!!!!!!!!?????????!!!!!!!!!!
Here's some social interaction.
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Is it true? Read the stuff below.
Nothing is true, and everything is permitted.
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where can a 14 year old girl get drugs such as speed cocaine or weed from without her family finding out?
The various chemicals underneath the sink when mixed together, plus some cinnamin and nutmeg, makes an excellent legal alternative to cocaine. Be sure to drink the whole cocktail!
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Do you believe that teenage love is stronger than adult love? or the other way around and why?
I believe it is stronger, but adult love is far truer.
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What is your opinion on the dachau massacre?
I think that people shouldn't dwell on things that are long since over and no longer relevant.
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What is your opinion about the iPad?
I tend not to care much about companies who's entire advertising budget is spent on running smear campaigns against its enemies.
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Do You Think The World Ends in 2012? (poll)
If it does, it will be a complete coincidence.
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Could the whole walking on water story be a poor translation of Jesus was a good surfer?
That's how I like to imagine Jesus as being.
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I came, I saw, I conquered, I destroyed America's economy. Who am I?
I think it's sad that people have already forgotten that the recession started before Obama took office.
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Palin tells people to stop drivers with Obama stickers in her comments to teabaggers. Is this right?
She's insane.
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I'm going to whine all day on AB. Is that ok with everyone? Oh, and I'm gonign to spel aeverything wrong two.
Depends on what you'll be whining about.
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Which are more common in space: stars more luminous than the Sun, or stars less luminous than the Sun?
But do your own homework, reprobate.
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Science states that energy cant be destroyed only transferred. So does science prove that there is an after life?
I believe that some sort of afterlife exists, but your logic is flawed.
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Most of the bright stars in the night sky (see Appendix 5) are giants and supergiants. How can this be, if giants and supergiants (cont.)
But I'm tempted to purposely give you a wrong answer.
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Will republicans ever co-operate with democrats again, lol?
They might on accident.
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Should Muslim women be forced to removed niqabs in western society?
I don't think anyone should be forced to do anything unless it violates the law.
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What is the most amount of sneezes you have had consecutively?
I think my all time record was five.
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How would you feel if Jesus and his apostles surrounded you on motorcycles and proceeded to say NI?
I'd make a mental note to have my prescription changed.
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Aren't you disgusted as to how cows are treated in slaughter houses?
Not really. The cows ARE rendered unconcious prior to being killed, so they don't experience anything all that bad being slaughtered.
What I AM disgusted with, however, is how they tend to be treated growing up on the ranch to be slaughtered.
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Seems to be bad blood between Tea Party members and the conservative wing of the GOP. Does anyone know why? Aren't they on the same side?
The GOP is anti-Obama's government. Tea Party are just anti-American government.
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Have you ever been physically moved out of harm's way by an angel?
Not a literal angel.
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Media refers to certain terrorists as "suicide bombers." Should they instead be referred to as "homicide bombers?"
Suicide Bombers is appropriate because they differentiate themselves from generic bombers by killing themselves in their attack.
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Who believes the Catholic Church has the FULLNESS of truth?
Judiaism, Islam, Hinduism, Mormonism, Catholicism, Scientology, FLDS, Atheism, Lutherism, Calvinism, and all the others strongly believe they have the FULL truth and everyone else doesn't.
I'm not going to take any one the religions any more seriously than the others.
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Does God love all of us or do you have to be on an Approved List? Does He have to check with anyone about who gets to be on the List?
God loves all of us. But He sure as hell isn't going to spoil us.
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Part 1:do the religious drink from the fountain of answerbag to replenish there spirutal need?(i am a christian and i dont)
I think most people here do, whether they realize it or not.
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Can the U.S. recover economically?
We've suffered through a lot worse than this, and we're still top of the world.
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Moment of truth: If China offer you US$100 m, will you sell US military secret to them?
Wouldn't be worth the interrogation and prison time. And I doubt the government would let me keep the money.
If I could get away with it, though...Also no. I'm not going to betray this country like this. At least not to China.
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Who put the Rahm in the Rahmobama ding-dong?
Chuck Norris.
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We should never pay for anyone's anything...no scholarships,grants,awards,charitable contributions, relief efforts, food banks..right?
No. Just no.
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Are Obama and the rest of the democrats doing what they really believe is best for us?
The key word here is "believe". The democrats believe they're doing what's best for us.
The republicans, however, are also doing what THEY believe is best for us.
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How would you rate your dog's intelligence compared to others? What breed is it?
Fairly low, actually. She's a Pug.
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Adam & Eve were the very first humans on earth. They had two sons (later minus one). He found a woman and married her. Who was she?
Plenty of implied incest, I imagine.
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How old are you?
17 1/2 at the moment.
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is global warming a bunch of bull?
My personal opinion is that the evidence that supports human-caused global warming is largely too faulty, and the that isn't faulty is too heavily biased to be reliable.
That isn't to say that global warming is bullshit, but so far the evidence supporting it is nowhere near enough for me to be convinced.
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If someone says they are a 'citizen of the world' should their U.S. citizenship be revoked?
People 'say' lots of things.
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Is the right stimulus all it takes to turn all you "civilised" people in crazed violent animals?
For most people, yes.
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i used heroin today and have drug test tomorrow,i also get cocodamol on script if i said i did not use heroin will they know? help
Drug tests are not done on the honor system. You have drugs in your system. They will detect it. You are in for an unpleasant day tomorrow. Simple as that.
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are we really living?
I appear to currently have a pulse, so I guess so.
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Hi, Im feeling really low, can you say something really funny to cheer me up?
Most people are afraid of heights. Not me. I'm afraid of widths.
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Just for statistics....Do you have a criminal background (have you been arrested)?
No, thankfully.
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Help I'm not going to graduate school
You're retarded and you'll never live a happy or fulling life.
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Is it a good idea to get a prenup?
Hell hath no fury like the lawyer of a woman scorned.
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is it just the english race that value bullying or do other race's value it also?
1) English isn't a race, it's a language or nationality depending on what you're referring to.
2) Assuming you're referring to the race that most englishmen or english speakers belong to, Caucasion, most caucasion cultures don't condone bullying. Of course it still happens, but most developed nations are trying to stamp it out.
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how much granite can fit in a man's skull
I'm a little suspicious as to why you need to know.
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nose right a scam?
Foot left an opportunity?
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Do you think the fighting between the two girls in Lady Gaga's video "Telephone" is a good example for the younger audience?
I think Lady Gaga in general isnt ok for a younger audience.
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What is the very worst thing you can do in an interview?
Rape.
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is it just me, or is everyone using god as an answer for everything? ex. big bang theory=god, 1+1=god
I've looked around. Hardly anyone uses God as an answer to those kinds of things. Ever.
And considering that I live in Salt Lake City, that's saying something.
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do u hate school
Although I don't necessarily enjoy it, I am intelligent enough to realize that school is a good thing.
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Are you more likely to judge people by their appearance, their words or their actions ?
I admit that I tend to judge by people's words, although I'm working on not judging them at all.
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How many roads must a man walk down, before you can call him a man? And do they have to be in a bad neighborhood, or any road will do?
42. I don't know if it has to be in a bad neighborhood or not.
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What comes up when you Google your name?
It returns a facebook page I didn't make.
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Do you think American cars are high quality as compared to other makes?
I actually have no idea, but I'm voting no just to be a jerk.
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i want to be raped.
Good for you.
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How many people find interracial dating offensive?
I find it sad that some people for some reason find it offensive.
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why is everyone homophobic?????
People are just that way. It's unfortunate.
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is it strange to write multiples stories with the same characters and plot, just with different events and through a different medium?
No, not really.
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Would you date outside of your race ?
If I like him, then yes.
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Is there really anything bad about Communism?
Yes, plenty.
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is the answer to everything 42 it says on hichhikers giud to the galexcy
Yes, 42 is indeed the Ultimate Answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything.
The problem is that nobody knows the Ultimate Question. Perhaps we will never know.
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"Do you belive what the late, Howard Zinn says about the cover-up of the Peoples History of the United States'."
I follow a general policy that most things in regards to political events that mention a cover-up isn't worth my time.
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so thats how your doing it
That's how most people have intercourse, I assume.
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Do you believe in interracial marriage?
Yes. I believe that interracial marriage does indeed exist.
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What was your favourite area of fable 2?
I enjoyed Oakfield if you allow the Temple of Light to flourish for post-Spire act.
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Could you ever kill someone if it were absolutely necessary?
Probably, depending on the reason.
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If you had a chance to meet the president face to face. What would you say?
Eh tu Brute?
I would be too shocked to say anything coherent.
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Are Atheists and Agnostics IGNORING the FACTS that confirm a Creator?
Stop trying to provoke them with your retarded 'evidence', or they won't leave us alone.
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Could you forgive your sibling if he or she had an affair and a child with your significant other?
Not within a reasonable timeframe.
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Looking for fun games for PS2, possibly like final fantasy or dragon quest, but also action/RPG games, preferrably like zelda. please help.
Try your local video game stores.
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Is there one thing you absolutely refuse to talk about or share with anyone? If so, would you at least say the subject?
Yes.
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Answer the following riddle:
What can a deaf person hear, what can a blind person see, if you eat it you will die?
Nothing.
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Do you have any ideas how Answerbag could eliminate the point system or at least make it better?
Calm down, dude. It's not the end of the world.
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Is the main reason for treason greed?
Not necessarily. It can be for any number of reasons. Coersion, vengeance, greed, etc.
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Are the people with a lot of points simply put a bunch phony gangsters that game the system and have no merit whatsoever using "friends"?
I can tell you haven't been here for very long.
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Is halo 3 a good game?
I enjoyed it.
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A married adult man takes a teen girl to a naked hot tub session, pays 150k to hush her up. Is he a criminal?
GOP-bashing aside, if the girl was underage then he can very easily be held liable for it.
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Do u think facebook is a invasion of privacy
By registering, you agree to their privacy policy whether you read the terms or not. So no, it isn't.
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I smoke weed alot and dont really remember what i do whats wrong with me?
Try not smoking weed for a while and see if you improve. If you do, then the problem should be apparent.
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What are you doing to repair the world?
Posting my opinions on the Internet. Whether or not it's actually doing anything is anyone's guess.
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What is the most successful country on the earth of them all?
As much as its people want to think otherwise, the United States is still the most advanced in almost all areas.
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Should single parents be able to adopt children?
If they're competent, then yes.
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Over or under? Toliet paper roll.
Over. I could never understand why anyone would intentionally do it under.
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Who who was "The Father of our Country?(The USA)
George Washington is the one who gets the credit, being the first US president.
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Guys: Do you think Megan Fox is hot?
Not really. It might have to do with the fact that I'm gay, though.
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MORMONS: How Gods rule over this planet?
One. The other spirits Mormonism acknowledges are subservient to God the Father.
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What is an element that is often made into electrical wire?
Copper is used the most often.
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What would happen if you fired the Planet Mars into the Planet Jupiter using a giant rail gun?
Mars exploding and being absorbed into Jupiter. Probably.
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If money is the root of all evil what is the root of happiness
Money, actually.
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Why do Mormons condmen the consumption of alchohol when it is allowed by God? (Matt 15:11, 1Tim 4:1-5, Rom 14:14, 1Tim 5:23)
I think it's because it's considered corrupting to the soul, and we'd be better off without it anyway. Can't say i entirely disagree.
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If God threw Satan out of Heaven, how did Satan get back in?
He didn't. At least not by most mainstream teachings.
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Why is it the Mormons believes having black skin is a curse from god?
Why is it that Catholics believe that the Holocaust didn't happen?
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In theiory if i drilled a hole straight through the earth and jumped down it at what point would gravity send me back the way i came
If the tunnel was frictionless, you'd go all the way through, but come to a stop when you reach the other end. Then you'll fall back in and come to a stop about when you first jump in.
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how would you go about killing yourself?
Woodchipper.
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In a recent speech, Obama pronounced "Corpsman" like "Corpse-man", Does that inspire confidence in him as Commander in Chief??
Bush once said "Nukyuler Power Pants". Does that make him the antichrist?
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Should Answerbag users band together to crush the evil-doers over a Fluther? If you are not with us you are against us!
Um, what?
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Are you addicted to any songs at the moment?
Ding dong, the witch is dead.
Which old witch?
The wicked witch.
Ding dong, the wicked witch is dead.
...please kill me...
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What is the easiest plant to grow indoors?
You could try a cactus. You only have to water it once a year.
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Can you be suspended for leaving school grounds to get high, and not returning?
Being truant and breaking the law enough times, and you'll get suspended.
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Would you live in a clothing-optional community?
I don't care for naturism. The natural world blows.
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Are you Republican or Democrat....NOW?
unaligned. I don't consider selling your opinion and your soul to a single thing to be a very intelligent thing.
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Is another definition for an Atheist a "know it all"?
Please don't insult the Atheists, or they won't go away.
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is obama the antichrist
I feel bad for those who honestly think he is.
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why is http://www.georgia.gov/ down?
Because Russia invaded.
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Sometimes I talk a lot.
Sometimes I play music.
Usually I'm small, but may be quite large.
People listen to me much.
what am i?
drugs are bad
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VOTE for best news source:
If there are idiots voting for Fox, then I might as well vote for MSNBC.
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Should Obama resign and just let the white race take back over politics??
You're an idiot.
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Whats your opinion on the movie Twilight?
I've never seen anything fit the cliche of "the book was so much better" quite so well. The Twilight and New Moon novels were great! The movies...not so much.
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Why do people say Jehovah's Witnesses is a cult when all they do is follow what the bible teaches?
People are quick to demonize smaller splinter religions as being cults, often for little-to-no reason.
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Who would win-God or Satan?
A lot of people don't seem to understand what 'omnipotent' means. God could erase Satan from existence if he wanted to.
Now in a popularity contest, the winner isn't so easy to determine...
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Do you believe Valentine's Day is a sham holiday created by a greeting card company or do you think its a romantic, meaningful day?
It depends on if you're currently in love with someone. For some, it is a truly romantic and meaningful day. For others (read: every single other person under the age of 21 who's ever been on a date), it's a sham that means nothing.
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An 11-year-old just gave birth to a baby. You OK with that?
No. But it's not my business.
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That Avatar movie looks funky to me. Why is it so popular?
Because it's really entertaining.
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is lady gaga a hermaphadite?
That's what she claims, but it seems too much like a publicity stunt.
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If you were in a loud, aggressive argument with someone and they called you a "jabroni", what would you do?
It'll go something like this:
"YOUR MOM IS A JABRONI!!!
...
What's a 'jabroni'?"
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Should there be an envirronmental revolution to replace the old system of government with one that fully emphasizes environmental protection and proenvironmental policies?
No, because any government that focuses 100% towards any given extreme is a government that can't function in real life for very long.
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imsikh ndloveamuslimgirl shelikesme notgonnasaymeyes becauseofherreligiouspoints what shouldisay2herto lether say a total yes?pllzzzzzhelpm.
You can start by learning English.
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Are mormon teenager allowed to date without the prophets' permission?
Are Catholic teenagers allowed to date without the Pope's permission?
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What is your Tom and Jerry character is the best?
Hell, Tom could use some love.
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My wife says the gas tank is half empty. I say its half full. Is it just a point of view?
The gas container is twice the volume of the amount of fuel in it.
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If your emo why do you cut yourself i need to know because i have freinds that cut and i need to help then one of my freinds have even tried to kill her self please answer my name is roxy
http://www.cracked.com/article_15231_7-reasons-21st-century-making-you-miserable.html
Number 7 on the list talks about it.
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So, I've just discovered that I'm bipolar. What happens next?
Now that it's diagnosed, it can be treated. So don't worry, it can only get better from here.
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Will you be watching the 'State of the Union' speech on Wednesday, Jan. 27, and what do you think the main talking points will be?
I'll probably watch it. I have nothing better to do.
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Oh Crap I just had a brain fart and forgot what I was going to ask. Now what should I do?
Try asking AB if you're pregnant.
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Which internet browser would you prefer to use?
OMG BLASPHEMY
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Do Americans complain about Canada's government?
We're too busy bitching about our own government to care about others.
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i m so depressed what should i do ?
I heard that chocolate is Mother Nature's natural antidepressant.
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I am starting an AB chain of humanity...we dont care about colour,religion or creed, we are who we are...no points....are you prepared to join the chain?
Sure, I've got nothing better to do.
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I am a Muslim. Why should I consider becoming a Christion?
I am a Christian. Why should I care?
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I'm trying acid for the first time next week. your not gonna talk me out of it so you might as well give advice. I just want to know everything about acid e.g. the do's and don'ts, what do do when trippin, best way do it and your favourite way to do it
Try mixing it with bleach, reprobate.
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What grade would you give Obama on his first year in office?
I understand that people think he didn't do anything, but considering what he started with, I don't blame him.
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free books
public website
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Why are scientists hiding planet x aka Nibiru from us , something like that should be top news . Or will they tell us after the rapture?
You gotta be kidding. They solved that mystery years ago.
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Do you think the US government should start paying for gay people scalps?
You're an idiot.
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Falling in love and out of love is all a bunch of bs isn't it? True love is unconditional or is it? If true love is unconditional then there's no judgement day, for only man judges; "God" does not judge. Only man knows what is good and bad.
You're an idiot.
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my weed plant has been growing for about 2, 3 months and it's dying how do I save it?
Try watering it with cigarette butts.
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whats a beautiful way to die?
When I die, I hope it's in an explosion.
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Why can i a teenager see what is really happening to The USA but other people can't?
Don't flatter yourself. Millions of other people think the exact same thing.
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Christian evangelist Pat Robertson said that the reason Haiti was hit with an earthquake is because they made a pact with the Devil. Agree?
Doesn't someone say something like that everytime a natural disaster occurs anywhere? It's reprobates like him that give mainstream religion a bad name.
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Do you believe insanity and not knowing any better are arguments for or against the death penalty?
Actually, yes. But it is too easily abused.
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What would happen if music didn't exist?
Someone would probably invent more music.
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Is evolution just a theory or fact?
I don't know why people continue to want to believe otherwise, but evolution is pretty much a proven fact now.
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Pick one. =D
Rawr.
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Pick one. =D
Rawr.
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I would describe myself in a religious context as:
I tend to dislike extremists, and I see plenty of blind radicalism on all sides whether religious or secular.
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Who will win the super bowl in 2010?
I don't follow football at all, so I'll vote for the Ravens because of their cool name.
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Does God govern aliens as well as humans? If so, how does he have time to get in touch with everybody? If aliens are not part of religion, why is this? Isn't it easier to believe in aliens than a god?
There's something about "omnipotence" that people for some reason have a hard time understanding.
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why did silent films not have any sound?
Because they didn't invent sound until later.
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How many nude pictures do you have of yourself?
None, I hope.
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Should Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid step down for racially insensitive comments he made during the 2008 campaign season?
And how many other politicians have said equally and even worse things and still kept their jobs? I don't see why Reid has to follow this double standard.
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Is the extraordinary cold weather (Jan 2010) getting to you? How are you adapting to it, if you are?
Times like this it seems agoraphobia wouldn't be that bad of a thing.
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Would a circumcision help calm down my cheating nymphomaniac boyfriend
I think Lorena Bobbit had a better idea than just a circumcision.
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if not then why would nobody do it?
Because.
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can fighting in front of your child affect them in the long run
Of course.
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Do you believe a child should be publicly executed for telling their parents they'll clean their room later?
I'll execute mine.
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How should the Spongebob Squarepants series end? Feel free to fill in your own answer if you don't like any of the choices.
A tie between that and Squidward snapping.
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Let's just all become gay(:
It would make my love life a lot more convenient.
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You have 5 minutes to ruin your life. The clock is ticking. What do you do?
There's plenty of ways I can mess up my life with a kitchen knife.
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What do you think about the non-targeted use of full body scanners on all travelers at airports?
Isn't that what those metal detector body scanners are?
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My school has recently got the knew impero filtering system. Does any one know a way to get around this??????
XxXxXxX
You could use a computer that's not on the school's network.
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If bars can refuse to sell drink to already intoxicated people, why can't grocery stores refuse to sell food to obese people?
Because obesity doesn't work like intoxication.
And I don't recall being fat being or leading to something against the law.
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Is it a bad Idea to underage drink or smoke marijuana in a limousine? I would like to hear limo experiences
As a general rule, it tends to be a bad idea to underage anything anywhere.
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Why does the mother die in many Disney movies?
It's an effective literary technique.
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Can a corpse smile?
Probably. It's common for dead bodies to do things for a short time after death, like shift, defecate, smile, or make noises.
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What is your view on going to see a counselor and talking with them?? Stupid or good?
Considering that counseling worked wonders when I was going through depression, I don't see why marriage counseling would be a bad idea.
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what is a good goth band name?
The band is all guys except me!
any ideas???
Off the top of my head, in no particular order:
*To Feed Oblivion
*Decay
*Little Miss Darkness
*Black Diamond
*The Forsaken
*DoomNGloom
*Lucifer's Mercy
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Is the USA moving to the right or to the left?
For the last two hundred years America has been quite centrist, swaying left and right on a bit of an uneven cycle. But people's hindsight only go back fifteen minutes, leading to the incorrect assumption that the country has always been radical in one way or the other, and are moving in the other direction.
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I'm a boy, I kissed a boy on the eyelid when i looked at a picture of me from the past. I'm sure it did not mean anything. But what do you think? It don't make me gay, does it!
Here's a test: I show you a picture of a penis and a picture of a pair of boobs, both very attractive. The one you instinctively want to put in your mouth first will give an indication of your sexual preference.
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Is child porn legal in Germany?
Child porn is illegal pretty much everywhere.
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What is better socialism or capitalism?
As heretical as it is to say so, capitalism and its variants has been by far the most effective economic system for the last thousand years.
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Which news service do you think is the least biased?
I'll put in my vote to even out the bar graph a bit.
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Enter question here...
I heard Jamaica is pretty nice.
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Which Internet giant will be the biggest name in 10 years?
Google will own half the Internet by 2020 at the rate it's going. Whether or not this will be a good thing remains to be seen.
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Do you believe that Greek Gods might actually exist and are just hiding/resting right now?
No.
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Who's really at fault for the failure to prevent the recent airline bomb attempt by Umar Farouk Abdulmutallab?
OMG, someone did something frowned upon, lets blame the government!!!!!!!1
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if you can learn martial art,which one would you choose?
Muay Thai is an effective martial art if you want to be good at hurting people.
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In self defense, of course...
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Some colleges require a swim test before graduation. Are you in favor of a swim test or against it?
I don't see why not. Knowing how to swim is skill that has no possible downside.
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What's the best way to do your taxes?
It's often good to learn how to do things yourself.
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i want to brake my ankle how do you brake your ankle
You're insane.
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Do american fathers care about their daughters honor? if yes, then why don't they teach them not to have sex before marriage?
It's not like they don't try.
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Would you take a phone call from work on Christmas?
Depending on the context.
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Yes or No?
Better not risk it.
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On Dragon Ball Z, should they make Pan a super saiyan since she is half saiyan?
Pan is the daughter of the half-saiyan/half-human Gohan, and the full-human Videl. This makes Pan 1/4th saiyan, and therefore doesn't have enough saiyan blood in her for a super transformation.
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What was the religion Jesus followed?.......I just recently found out the he followed Islam..not sure:)
Judaism. Jesus was a Jewish rabbi who became unpopular with some people for his off-beat teachings. The followers of His new teachings created what would eventually become Christianity.
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What do you think will occur on apocalypse?
Sure, why not?
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I am not going back to school, are there any
40K, 50K, 60K + jobs that dont require a Degree?
Generally, no.
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im a 16 year old boy and i like this other boy and he likes me back we flirt but hes unsure if he wants to get serious with me
Welcome to the world of dating! You have my sympathies.
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how can i loose my man breasts and stomach fat a.s.a.p.?
You can't. At least not immediately without surgery.
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Am I having a white Christmas because snow is on the ground...or does it have to be snowing that day to be official?
I don't think it's been officially defined, so I guess it depends on your own personal opinion.
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What should I eat for breakfast today? Bagel with tofu or Jamba Juice? Both involve going outside; but they're in opposite directions.
I'll play devil's advocate and suggest you go for the bagel.
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Do you hate it when your parents ask you who your texting?
Not me, I tend to only get upset over things that are logical for me to get upset over.
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A wrestler for governor (Ventura) a comedian for the Senate (Franken) and an actor for president (Reagan). Proof Americans are fools?
Three examples from the thousands of people who have ran the U.S. government past and present. That alone doesn't indicate America as anything more than any other government on the planet, past and present.
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Lets do a poll on Obama shall we, what do you think of the following
The fact that we're not all dead right now is still an achievement, no matter who is president.
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If I was trying to overthrow the government by force, would you join me?
I'm not interested in dying in a cause that most likely won't change a thing.
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what percentage of Democrats have had a lobotomy?
Fewer than the Republicans, that's for sure.
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Has Christmas become too commercialized?
I don't care if it is commercial, I still consider giving gifts to people to be a good thing.
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Does anyone ever follow a question back to the profile it came from to learn a lil about the person it came from?
Sometimes, depending on the question.
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Nuclear energy produces NO greenhouse gases. France has proven for 35+ years that nuclear plants can be operated safely. Why are we not building more nuclear powered, electric generating plants?
People are paranoid beyond reason.
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How many people do you expect to kiss on Christmas Day?
I'd be suprised if I kiss anyone outside of my immidiate family.
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Is it lazy to want the power of telekinesis?
I hope not.
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What did the secret letter Obama sent to North Korea and Iran say? If you don't know, guess.
Or maybe "Happy Holidays"
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I like to watch lesbian porn... ALOT! Does this mean I am a lesbian?
It's not the porn that makes you a lesbian, it's the reason why you like watching it that probably makes you a lesbian.
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What is the difference between HIV and AIDS?
HIV is the name of the organism that causes the disease AIDS, in the same way that the bacteria "Yersinia pestis" causes Black Plague.
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What does a man need to get ready for Christmas?
A wife who's already finished the shopping.
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Sprint gives the government their customer's gps coordinates because of the Patriot Act. (8 million requests.) Is this ok with you?
Given how cell phone information (and the GPS information within) is almost already freely available, that's not a detail of the Patriot Act that people should have a problem with.
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Pe-existing conditions and being dropped because of illness are good reasons for reform. Why are some opposed to ALL healthcare reform?
There are some people who oppose it only because Obama supports it. There are some people who oppose it only because it's supported by much of the Democratic party. There are people who oppose it only because the Republican party opposes it. There are people who oppose it only because it "expands government". And there are people who only oppose it because it violates some law or right or...
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Should you say “Merry Christmas” or “Happy Holidays”?
I tend to hold little to no respect for people who assert that it must be "Happy Holidays" at all times. This is a Christian majority nation, so the intelligent thing is to bow to the local custom, not try to reject it.
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There are no stupid questions, just stupid people!
There are no stupid questions, just stupid people who ask questions.
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how to get a good attractive male physique?
The cliche of "diet and excercise" is a cliche for a reason. It is still by far the most effective method of becoming more attractive.
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Is There a "War on Christmas"?
I think it's a combination of people taking their anti-Christianity grudges to a retarded exreme and general apathy towards life an society.
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I'm a dad and I have my nipples pierced. I want to take my teenage son to get his nipples pierced. What's a good age?
21. That way he's old enough to make bad decisions on his own.
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What is your opinion on Uganda's kill-the-gays bill?
Evidence that America isn't as retarded as everyone wants to believe? Look at Uganda.
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I'm doing renovations in my bedroom. ( help ) what colour would be good?
Plaid. Or maybe sky blue.
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I'm ready for the ___________?
Gallon of eggnog I'm about to drink.
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Are you getting yourself something for Christmas? If so, what?
A pie.
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Why does society think its ok to disrespect a women by saying their a bitch, whore etc. or by using them for sex? (and by the way im a guy)
I don't recall it still being ok.
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Most developed country in all areas as of now is?
As much as everyone for some reason doesn't want to believe, the US was and still is the most developed country in all areas.
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why are girls girls
Because they're girls.
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Do you like "Carol of the Bells" or "Carol of the Drum" best?
I like Carol of the Bells, but I haven't heard Carol of the Drum yet.
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What happens after a third DUI in Las Vegas Nevada?
Execution by stoning. I don't know if it's true, but it's best not to take the risk.
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im 16 and i have a little over 5 inches in my penis size. is this small or what?
That's about right. Between 5 and 6 erect is average, with the occasional exception.
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pillowcases should match the....
I just throw a pile of pillows on my bed every night. Some match the sheets, some match the blanket, the rest don't really match anything.
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Do you believe God loves you?
I know He loves messing with me, that's for damn sure.
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True or False, you have ask at least 100 questions on answerbag?
I've answered at least 100 questions by now.
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I want to play a game using my arrow keys but can't because they move the entire screen. Any way to fix this?
Try clicking on the game window, then see if it works.
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(POLL ONLY): If you have none, do you plan on having children?
I don't like kids, but I'm intelligent enough to know that my opinion can change within ten or twenty years.
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Is the world headed for stagflation?
I believe that's already happened. I seem to recall something about there being a recession, but I'm not entirely sure.
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Is 12 old enough for sex?
No. No matter what you think otherwise, no.
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whats your favorite animal? if u choose other name anamal.
I like dolphins. Though technically, I shouldn't.
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is it illegal to for a 21 year old to date a 14 year old if there is no sexual activity i want the law not opinion
Technically, no, it's not illegal. But it won't take much for it to quickly become illegal, so be careful.
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Is anyone having a problem with the site or Firefox freezing or is it my computer.?
I use Internet Explorer, and AB is working fine for me.
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What is ure favorite snack?
Top Ramen for the fucking win!
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When is it NOT appropriate to propose a toast?
Right after someone announces they've miscarried.
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What happen when you meditate everyday for 100 days?
You'll be a lot more relaxed.
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What would be a crucial piece of evidence?
A literal smoking gun.
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Do college exams take priority over spending time with my GF? Or is she just being needy?
You could try doing both at the same time. I don't know how feasible it is, but it's worth a shot.
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Do you think you're good at appreciating the moment? So many people seem to rush around thinking about the less-than-perfect things and don't realise how good the present can be.
I'm usually unable to appreciate something until a few minutes after it happened, unfortunately.
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Can a male be a feminist?
Yes, actually. The standard Feminist movement can and does contain men, in the same way that the Civil Rights movement did contain white men and women in it too.
However, there is a more radical extremist side to feminism, one that would be hard for a male to be able to support.
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Do you feel that Atheism legitimate grounds for barring someone from public office? (see link)
I consider myself religious, but I still consider that to be discrimination.
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Am I to understand that Obama has dropped the govt run healthcare plan? Change We Can Believe In! We all believed he'd change.
Where the hell did you hear this? I just read a headline saying a compromise has been reached.
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Why do Muslim kill their own brethren in Pakistan and Iraq? What are they trying to prove?
Logic and reason mean nothing to the extremists.
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What is the difference between shia, sunni and ismaili??? they are muslims yet they have different beliefs.
Different groups. It's like the difference between Catholicism, Eastern Orthodox, and the various Protestantisms.
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Christmas comes but once a year. So I'm going to __________ while it's here?
eat pie and drink eggnogg. Mainly eggnog.
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How can I tell if my guy friend likes me more than a friend?
If he's currently having sex with you. Other than that, it's hard to tell.
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Is it possible to unintentionally flirt with someone without realising it?
Happens to me all the time.
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Why do atheists debate theists?
Why do homosexuals debate homophobics? Why do non-furries debate furries? Why do Republicans debate Democrats? It's part of human nature to feel that we have to war with those who hold opposite opinions. No one, religious or atheist, is above it.
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Can i be evicted for late fees in california
Probably, yes.
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Ok, a person was fired from our local Wal-mart for saying Merry Christmas. What happened to freedom of speech? Last time I checked this was America, right? What are your feelings on this, should Wally be able to take away such a right?
They don't want to offend the jews and/or muslims and/or atheists. Or even christians, for that matter. We live in a weird society nowdays.
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Which is the cooler obsession? Zombies, Vampires, or pirates?
ZOMBIE PIRATES, AHHHHHHHH!!!
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How to be happy
Pie.
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How will the universe die?
With a delicious pie.
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Name a homosexual pope
None Catholic. At least none publically proven.
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What religious belief are you?
I believe in the Church of Pie.
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What's your solution to the israeli-palestine crisis
Nukes
But that's my solution to everything.
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Why many of the Abers leave their profile page blank or almost blank?
Laziness, most likely.
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Im 17 and still a virgin. Do you honestly think thats a good thing?
I'm 17 and still a virgin. And I'm really fucking irritated. Although I know I shouldn't be.
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What's the meaning of life for me
Penguins.
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It is expensive to execute people on death row but it doesn't have to be. Should we focus on execution techniques that are less expensive such as stoning or drowning?
We should bring back the Guillotine. It's cheap and painless!
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Today is my birthday. Do you think your birthday is the one day of the year that you can be selfish and self-centered as long as the rest of the year, you think of others?
No.
Of course, that doesn't stop me from treating it like that anyway. ^_^
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If an 18 year old in the UK engages in internet sexual activity with someone in America who is over the UK age of consent (16) but under the US one (18), is he breaking the law?
The UK one isn't, the US one is.
I think.
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Virgin Galactic to unveil commercial spaceship on Monday. When do you plan to Fly the Freindly Thermosphere?
Maybe when the recession ends.
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Who was the German monk that challenged the Catholic Church in 1517?
Martin Luther, I believe.
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As for the rest of your homework, figure it out on your own.
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If Health Care reform is so great then why does it exempt Obama, his family, Congress and Senators? Page 114, line 22.
Can you provide a source, please?
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Should i be embarrassed to take my shirt off? (photo) being fat suggests your gluttonous and lazy, i dont go swimming etc because of it. should i e ashamed and is it why i dnt get girlfriends, ever? http://www.flickr.com/photos/45393417@N08/4164497
You're insane. I would kill to have a body that small.
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Who's voice would you least like to have directing you on your satellite navigation?
Carol Channing. It would be funny, but would get old after a while.
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Have your goals of life in the last ten years?
I'm still alive. That has to count for something.
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What is the origin of HIV?
There's a virus called SIV: Simian Immuno-deficiency Virus. In undeveloped countries in the world, it's somewhat common for people to eat monkeys. At some point, the SIV in a monkey mutated into a strain that can affect humans, and the person who ate this monkey became infected.
20-40 years of wild, free, unprotected sex later, we have HIV all over the world.
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Would you wear a scarf like this? LMAO!!!
No.
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Are there any animals that knowingly and intentionally commit suicide?
They're actually not entirely sure. There have been cases where it appeared that an animal committed suicide, but the reason behind it isn't understood.
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Do agree or disagree with Hitler's tactics to get rid of the Jews?
I consider anti-Semitism to be a form of mental illness. Which contrasts sharply with Hitler being otherwise insanely intelligent.
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If you are/were in karate classes what belt are/were you
I studied American Kenpo up to a first-level purple belt before it started becoming too complicated.
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Athiests how long have you been a monkey is it since you was a fish?
The more you idiots do that, the harder you're making it for the rest of us.
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Fuck you, my mother was a saint!
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In the very center of an island there is a dead bunny. 6 feet north, 6 feet south, 6 feet east, and 6 feet west. The island is a perfect circle. how many jumps does it take to get to the other side (2009-12-05)
There are two issues that prevent an accurate answer to that question.
A) It is not specified how much distance is covered in a single jump.
B) The bunny can't jump if it's dead.
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What is "trolling"?
An ass who acts like an ass with the intention of pissing people off.
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Gurgaon Escorts - Female Escorts agency Gurgaon - DLF Escorts - Five Star Escorts - Tisha Tondon +91-9654494277
Would this fall under 'spam' or 'nonsense'?
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Your best friend is a WOMAN or MAN?
He's male, at least. I wouldn't say he's a man, though.
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Despite the ecomomy, what will you not cut down on?
Christmas. In fact, I'm probably going to spend more on Christmas this year just to be rebellious against the economy.
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Sʎɐs sɥʇ ʇɐɥʍ ʇno ǝɹnƃIɟ oʇ ɥƃnouǝ ʇɹɐɯs noʎ ǝɹɐ?
Yes I am smart enought to figure out what that says.
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I have to go in for an unexpected medical blood test and have recently done cocain! i am worried they may find traces of the drug in my blood!! how long until the cocaine washes out of my bloodstream?
Should've thought about that before you started doing drugs.
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I recently used cocaine & have just found out i might be pregnant & i am worried about going in for my blood test! how long does it take for cocaine to leave your bloodstream?
That's why you don't use cocaine.
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A "Welcome" mat at your front door is somewhat cliched. Can you give me an alternate message? (Humor "welcomed")
Unwelcome.
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Does Obama want to throw 75% of the white population into Stalinist gulags operated by the Black Panther Party?
I hope for the sake of my faith in people's intelligence you're not serious.
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Do you think eggnog is gross or awesome?
I love eggnog! I fully intend to try to get drunk off of it this Christmas season.
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How should Christians treat their slaves?
Mainstream Christianity does not permit slaveholding anymore, so the issue is moot now.
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Se le daño su electrodomestico! Reparelo al mejor precio en www.serviciomadrid.com
Sorry, without a question mark it's not a question.
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Poll: 60 percent favor public option , So why do GOPers keep insisting the American people are firmly against it?
I tend not to take anything the GOP says very seriously.
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Right or Left?
I'll go with diagonal to the upper right.
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Water is H2O: Two parts hydrogen one part oxygen. Oxygen is flammable; hydrogen is flammable. Why isn't water flammable?
Because water is essentially the ash from a hydrogen-oxygen reaction.
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SHANKAPOTAMUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! How's THAT for a cuss word?
SHANKTAPOTAMUS! That does have a nice ring to it.
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Does the bible state the exact number of elves in Santa's work shop or are we left to guess?
I don't recall the bible saying anything about Santa Claus.
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What would you do, if one day you tried to surf the net, and no matter what site you tried to go to--all you received was a message stating, "INTERNET CLOSED TODAY. PLEASE TRY AGAIN TOMORROW!!!"
I'm pretty sure that violent riots would be almost immediate.
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Will the world come to an end in 2012?
No.
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Is it weird that I love reading about serial killers?
Not weird. A little suspicious, maybe, but not weird.
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Don't you know that those who don't believe in Gosh will go to Heck?
Darn.
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What do you think would happen if someone wore a big sign that said "free sex" in public?
A whole bunch of sex won't happen.
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Can you propouse any good anti-virus but FREE program?
AVG is a high quality free software.
BitDefender is even better, but unfortunately costs a little bit of money.
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So all of Jeffery Dahmer's victims are glad to see him in Heaven, or are they in Hell?
What the hell makes you think Dahmer is in heaven?
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What is the best way to kill someone
Stare at him real hard.
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If you could have 2 superpowers what would you have?
Telekinesis and time manipulation. There are SO many times it would've been handy to rewind time even just for twenty seconds. And telekinesis is always useful.
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What is a decent/good nickname for Laurence? It's a french female name.
Off the top of my head: Larry, Lara, Laura, Laury, Lorry.
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Have you ever pooped a balloon?
I pooped IN a balloon before.
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Why do Atheists have lower divorce rates while Christian rates are higher?
I would be interested in seeing a source.
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America is becoming and empire, jealousy will kill us all.
Sorry, not a question. If you put a question mark at the end, we'd be contractually obligated to make a comment.
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Do you believe the hype surrounding 2012?
No.
I'd like to cite the article: http://www.cracked.com/article_17445_6-best-2012-apocalypse-theories-are-all-bullshit.html?ref=email
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The last time I was called into HR, I told the manager, "Either fire me NOW or get the HELL off my back 'cause you're WASTING MY TIME!"! Then I STORMED OUT of the room and went BACK to work. I NEVER heard a WORD from them again! Were they CHICKENSHIT?
Congratulations! You've been fired!
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My puppy got spayed on Friday and than seemed back to her hyper self Saturday morning and has been fine for the last couple days and this morning she didn't get up with me and stayed in bed and than wouldn't eat. Should i be worried or is this normal?
If she's still like this in three weeks, then you should start to be concerned. Being spayed is some hard surgery, so she might be having a weird time recovering.
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If/when you ask questions pertaining to "religion"--are you TRULY seeking information, or are you trying to just ridicule the beliefs of others?
Most signs point to the latter, based on what I've seen here on AnswerBag, with both sides guilty.
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Why aren't there any super-huge stars? What is keeping all of the stars in a given galaxy from being pulled together? Their mutual gravitational fields should cause that eventually, no?
The stars in the Cepheus constellation are among the largest stars known. If one of them were placed in the Sun's position, it's diameter would extend pass Saturn.
It's not "super" large, but stars can get to be fairly big.
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What is Astral Travel?
Must...resist...'ass' joke...
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Could you take a gorilla with your bare hands?
Yes.
My hands aren't guaranteed to remain attached to my body, but I could probably manage to at least touch a gorilla.
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What's another word for synonymn
*brain catches fire*
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Why were there no mosques destroyed in the film 2012?
Why do you think?
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Are you going into debt more this year (x-mess) for a bunch of ungrateful jerks who probably believe even less in the fake idea of x-mess than even me?
DR for you, Mr. Scrooge.
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Is it true Brigham Young and the mormons "declared independence" from the United States on Sept. 15th, 1857 and they have been waging a secret war against our country ever since?
What? No. Whoever honestly believes that is retarded.
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If god does exist, is he having a laugh?
He's probably rolling his eyes on how hypocritcal people can be regarding religion, from all sides.
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Caffeine good or bad?
Depends on the context and how you define "good".
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Which is the best solution to end the human suffering?
First of all, to stop making people suffer.
If that's not feasible, than second would be to stop impeding efforts to end suffering for whatever financial, political, religious, or idealogical motive.
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Your little sister just got beat up by her boyfriend.....what would you do?
His skull isn't going to stay in one piece for very long.
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What is the life of a typical soldier like?
Hellish, but worth it most of the time. I assume.
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If Satan wants our souls in hell with him, how come he isn't interested in mine?
He is. He'll come for yours eventually. I think a good way to summarize most religious teachings is to live your life in such a way that Satan will see corrupting you to be a lost cause or at least not worth the trouble.
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It's my birthday.I'm alone. Will someone wish me a happy birthday.
Merry Christmas.
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I mean Happy Birthday.
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Is it wrong if you know your gay but never do anything with the same sex?
You're phrasing that as if it's wrong to be gay in general (it's not).
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Have you ever tried to stuff a rattlesnake into your mouth?
No, I had a competent psychiatrist.
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Is our country getting so dangerous, that 4 wonderful police officers can't have a simple breakfast before going on watch, without being murdered? This isn't the USA I remember from 30-40 years ago. What do you think about this tragedy in WA state?
Actually our country was worse 30 to 40 years ago than it is today, but it wasn't reported as well back then as it is now.
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Can someone reassure me that the world WONT end in 2012?
The world won't end in 2012.
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Why do I need God to be happy?
If God isn't happy, aint nobody happy.
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My vet says I should neuter my chihuahua but it seems so cruel. Should I do it anyway since they want me to?
It turns out dogs don't need their testicles as much as humans need theirs. Dogs live just fine, perhaps even better lives without their dangly parts.
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Who are we fighting in Afghanistan?
Bigfoot.
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What is a pickle? a vegtable or a fruit
Culinarily, a vegetable.
Biologically, I don't know.
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Jim Carey made me laugh HYSTERICALLY in "Liar, Liar". . . . .. . . . . ."Ding! Ding! Ding! What have we got for him, Johnny?!" <courtroom scene>! What's YOUR favorite Jim Carey flick?
I love Liar Liar.
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What is the best way to achieve self-immolation?
It's probably better for your health if you don't.
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Wat is Something you can't live without?
?
My penis. At least not a life worth living.
Throw 'pizza' in there, too.
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When you brake up with someone after being hurt, does anyone else go through strong emotions goin from loving/missing them right through to hating them and wishing they were never born?
It would be out of the ordinary for someone to NOT feel those feelings.
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Abcdeghijklmopfqurstuvwxyz
which one is missing?
You almost got me with "f", but it's "n". Good one.
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SOLVE THE EQUATION: 14 year old girl sucks a lollipop. 16 year old girl sucks an ice cream. What does an 18 year old girl suck?
A lollipop embedded in ice cream.
Or maybe a penis. I dunno.
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How many times have you seen someone who had something very good going, did not realize they had it and just blew it big time?
What's sad is that I read it as 'groin' instead of 'goin'.
I don't personally know anyone like that, but I don't know a lot of people.
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Is climate cyclical?
That's what the people who actually know anything say.
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Has Barack Obama's bubble burst?
Right, like any human being can magically fix all the world's fucking problems in less then a year. Idiots.
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I wonder why our President thinks our wounded troops in Afganistan should pay to repair their wounds?
yur dumb
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Religious people: how is Hans wrong here?
It doesn't look like he's said anything.
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I'm killing myself but why can't I stop smoking? Why does it take such a hold on people?
That's the evil of the addiction.
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Why do we allow this money trail to continue?
United States Treasury --> Israel --> AIPAC --> numerous Congressional campaign funds
Because issues like gay marriage and immigration are FAR more critically important than that. Like, totally.
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I got weed that smells kind of like cat pee and mint. did i get ripped off? maybe cut with catnip?
There's this one material even better than weed. It's called Oleander. Try smoking that.
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What's inside a camel's hump?
Pudding.
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Have you ever touched a buffalo?
I touched a stuffed buffalo.
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Mac, or PC?
Why did you chose which one you chose? How long have you been either a mac, or a pc user. If you have recently switched to one from the other, why did you decide to do so?
PC. I can do so much more with it.
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Is an emotional scar permanent?
No, but it can last a long time without treatment.
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Do you still remember your locker combination from high school? What year did you graduate if I may ask?
I just realized I forgot my current locker combination. =P
I'm still in school, senior year.
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I feel that recently cancer has been like an epidemic: "too often, ..too many" - I hear more and more cancer cases from people (not my personal friends, but my friends' friends, relatives etc.) Scary!!
Do you have the same feeling too or not?
Medical technology has improved to the point that cancer is among the few life-threatening diseases left. So that's why you hear about it killing people so much.
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What would happen if someone used cocaine while taking Dilantin?
Explosions.
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Someone suggested on another site that one of the effects of the war in Iraq was the movement over the sand releases toxins into the air and causes harm to soldiers. Is there a scientific basis to this?
I doubt it. If something is unpopular enough, people will make up anything, as long as it makes it look bad.
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Does anyone ever think on how god wuz born? i mean jesus was born from god...but who birthed god?
Chuck Norris's mother. They're brothers, didn't you know?
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What do you think of "Console Wars".. you know.. like "PS3 suck Xbox360 rule" type of deal :)
Pointless fanboy ranting. I actually own both, and I love both of them.
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In the U.S., the top wealthiest 1% of the people have more money than the lower 95% of the total U.S. population combined, what are your thoughts on this?
Ah, capitalism.
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Does White House security suck?
The media is retarded. The couple didn't "break", or "sneak" in, and they didn't actually disrupt anything. They still went through the standard security checks, were searched for weapons, and were closely monitered by the guards the whole time. The problem was that the people who handle invitations didn't realize that their invitations weren't valid....
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If Obama can't keep two anonymous people from crashing the State dinner how are to believe he can keep us safe from terrorists.
Keep in mind that Fox is a right-wing propaganda machine, and anything they say about the Obama administration isn't to be trusted.
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So much for Security. A no-name couple crashed a State Dinner at the White House. How on earth could that happen? What if they were assassins?
The media aren't reporting the whole story, because it doesn't make a good headline.
The couple didn't "crash" anything. All they managed to do is get in without a valid invitation. They still went through standard secury and character checks, searched for weapons, and monitered by the guards the whole time. So there was no security breach, and they didn't...
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Did you ever eat your pet's food?
Once, out of curiosity. The instant projectile vomiting startled me.
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The president granted amnesty to a thanksgiving turkey.How did he come to the decision,did the turkey have a good lawyer?
It's been presidential tradition to pardon a turkey or something every thanksgiving.
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Is it acceptable to betray your country...................if you country has betrayed you?
No. Because 99% of the time, you think you have been betrayed when you actually haven't. If that kind of thing happened, we'd have full scale rebellions every time daylight savings comes, or someone brings up gay marriage. People are stupid when it comes to issues they are passionate about.
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Why is there so much hostility between Americans and Canadians.
Hostility? There isn't hostility.
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The time is now to _____
Be voilent.
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I have it on authority that the super-heated coffee McDonalds used to sell was actually coolant from the closest nuclear plant as they were trying to filter it thru the use of the human body. Conspiracy theory or factoid?
Theory most likely. It would be cheaper for McDonalds to use ordinary water instead of nuclear waste in its coffee, so they wouldn't have much motivation for using coolant.
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Saw this quote on the internet.Do you agree with it? What do you think of it? The quote is :"The love of money is the root of all evil".
The full quote is "Money is not the root of all evil, the love of money is the root of all evil."
And yes, I agree. Money is an object, capaple of being used to perform great deeds. It is not the money itself that begets evil, as the naive idealists want to believe, it is the evil people who abuse it.
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What do you think should happen to the "party crashers" at President Obama's State Dinner? Should they go to jail? Why or why not?
Apparently they still went through the standard procedures, so this wasn't technically a security breach.
Still, they did force their way into an event they weren't invited to, which had to have broken at least one law in the process. They should be punished accordingly.
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What do you think of Windows 7?
I've used it before and found no problems with it. Better than Vista. Probably better than XP, but I'm too afraid of change to make the switch.
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Is an Ice cycle the perfect murder weapon? if not, what is?
An icicle? Probably.
Another good weapon is another person's corpse: just beat them to death with it. That way the killer is dead, and there's no murder weapon.
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A man was arrested for not twittering by the police. Do you find this as puzzling as I do?
There has to be a detail here that the media isn't reporting. The police just don't do this kind of thing.
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Whats the best way to poisen someone?
Try injecting saline right into their eye. See what happens,
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Do you believe praying can change human events?
Works decently well. How much of it is real and how much is placebo is open for debate, but prayer does work to some extent.
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BREAKING NEWS: Two of Santa's reindeer have just been shot down. Does anyone have any idea who might have done this?
Breaking News! Rudolph the red nosed reindeer dead at 51. The famous reindeer was flying over Madrid when he hit a flock of seagulls, and a 747. Investigators on the scene reported that "the reindeer in Spain was hit mainly by the plane".
-Colin Mochrie
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How come the government reported $1.5 trillion budget deficit, but at the same time the Treasury had to borrow in bond markets $1.7 trillion? How is the difference accounted for?
It isn't. The Federal Reserve is by a wide margin the most corrupt department under the governments payroll, and the watchdog groups and reformists can't do anything about it unless they have public support behind them. And at the moment, they don't.
IMO, I really hope that after this bullshit with healthcare is over, reforming the departments in charge of handling the US...
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No jobs - no second term. Does it sound like a fair contract offer of America to Obama?
No one said we had to be fair to the president.
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What do you think of the proposed war tax? A 1% tax on the middle class, to help pay for the war in Afghanistan?
Don't they realize that a one whole percent tax increase will bankrupt everyone and cause the unemployment rate to quintuple?
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Why are we so "dumb" when we're dreaming? We could see a dancing elephant talking to us and not even think it's strange... why is that?
It's actually because the part of the brain that processes logic and reason are among the parts that shut off when you go to sleep. So that's why you can see Picard and Santa Clause doing a cancan in the middle of the Sahara, and not find anything out of the ordinary.
Lucid dreaming happens when something prevents the logical reasoning part of the brain from turning off, or causes...
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Is this person lacking in the Christmas spirit department? LOL!
He's got plenty of spirits. About 90 proof spirits.
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All we are saying is give _________ a chance?
Violance.
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When Hiroshima was nuked by US, on what precisely did that rocket land on? Did it land on a bridge?
The bomb exploded without hitting anything, but the blast did all the image. It was aimed toward a bridge, but bomb accuracy technology was pretty much non-existant at the time, so it exploded somewhere nearby.
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If Ted Nugent ran for president against Barak Hussein Obama ( MMM MMM MMM) in 2012...who would you vote for and why?
I'll go ahead and be a heretic. I'll vote for Obama.
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I just read a news item where an Arkansas police officer used a stun gun, with the mothers permission, on a ten year old girl because her mother couldn't get her to shower. Does anyone else find this crazy?
Technically, it WAS with the mother's permission.
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Can medication cause you to be paranoid like it's taking over your world?
It can, although paranoia can be because of any number of things.
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What is Bart's evil twins name?
Hugo, though at the end of the episode it turned out that Bart was evil one.
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I'm ashamed to have my brother as my brother. What can I do about this?
Pretend he's not your brother.
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What kind of atheism do you believe in?
I'm only aware of one kind of atheism. The Hate and Judge All Religion and Everyone Religious Everywhere Just Because brand of atheism.
Anything less is 'agnostism', which atheists are very quick to point out is a different thing.
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How much of a mess will barak leave THE NEXT PRESIDENT ... MITT ROMNEY... and how badley do you think he will damage this country?
Oh you're adorable.
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How can i use this bloody computer
You seem to be using it right now.
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Can a bump behind my ear be cancer?
It can be any number of things. The best thing to do is schedule a doctor appoitment.
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Is there an AB shortcut to Oracle status?
I highly doubt it.
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Does any one want to learn about the holy faith of Islam? plz visit
http://apostatesofislam.com/
http://www.ex-muslim.org.uk/
http://www.faithfreedom.org/
http://www.inthenameofallah.org/
http://www.felmishmish.com
please visit them for islam
I'm sure your intentions are noble, but AnswerBag isn't a venue for advertising websites.
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What do you think Obama should get for Christmas?
A gift card to Best Buy.
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Have you ever had to harden your heart?
No, but I have a supply of McDonalds on hand in case I have to in a hurry.
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Hi I`m an alien from the planet Fidklebumble. I`m currently dating one of your Earth Tractors, is this relationship doomed?
It depends on if your people typically develop romantic attractions to inanimate objects.
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What have you always wanted?
A warm pair of wool socks.
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no, not really.
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Are you buying your pet anything for christmas this year?
I don't fucking care if there's a recession, I'm going to give gifts to my pets, and I'm going to be fucking happy about it.
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"Happiness is an imaginary condition, formerly attributed by the living to the dead, now usually attributed by adults to children, and by children to adults." - Thomas Szasz. Are you happy with this definition?
That didn't make a lot of sense, and now I'm no longer happy.
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Why has atheism never really caught on in the world? All this time on earth and less than 16 % total atheists?
Makes you think, doesn't it?
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Im tired of school should i dropp out?
If you want to never taste anything resembling success ever, go right ahead.
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Are atheists a god............ unto themselves?
Please don't try to provoke the atheists, or they won't go away.
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Do atheists know why humans age and then die?"?
Because that's what naturally happens? Because that's a main of population control? Because there's no where near enough resources to keep everyone living longer than three hundred or so years? The list goes on.
If you're going to fight the atheists, power to you. But at least start with a more intelligent question.
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Is evolution a hypothesis,a theory or a fact? Are you religious or non religious?
1)Fact.
2)Somewhat religious.
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What is disadvantages and advantages
Advantages tend to be adventageous.
Disadvantages, not so much.
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Joseph Smith claimed that the Kinderhook Plates contained the history of a descendant of Ham. If Smith truly was a prophet with the gift of 'seership' and supernatural discernment why couldn't he physically/spiritually see or discern that they were fake?
I seem to recall the Bible containing similer inconsistancies. Let's turn our minority-inspired bigotry that direction, shall we?
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Would you report your Mum if she commited Murder?
Of course. But I'll do so politely.
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What do you suspect about Pandas?
They're secretly martial art geniuses.
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Has Bush ever admitted he made a mistake?
I think he actually did, on many occasions. The media pretty much stopped listening to him after he was reelected.
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Is it true we are a world of nuclear giants and ethical infants?
We were during the Cold War. We've matured somewhat since then. The only people still likely to use nuclear weapons not in self defense would be the extremist terrorists groups, who are too insane to develop that kind of technology.
That's why Iran is scaring some people in the political world.
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Would you rather stop Global Warming or stop Poverty?
Global Warming, if it's even really man-made (it's not), won't destroy the world, it'll destoy the humans. The enviroment isn't fragile, it'll recover eventually.
Poverty is much more immediate, with much more immediate results. It's much more in our best interest to put effort into preventing that.
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When the democrat say that the public option health care system will not cost one extra dime, do you really believe them?
When the Republicans say anything, do you really believe them?
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Who would win in a fight? Edward C. or Harry P.?
It would depend on the circumstances. If Harry already had his wand out and ready to fight when the fight begins, he would have a chance. If not, Edward would destroy him.
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What is most likely at the very center of our galaxy?
vanillia pudding.
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If you won the lottery, and you could have 20 million a year for the rest of your life or 85 million in one lump sum.. which would you take?
Given that I'm only 17, I'll take the 20 million a year.
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Will Google eventually be owned by the Chinese?
I would doubt it.
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Why does the economic cycle matter?
It's what determines the difference between a receding economy and a flourishing one?
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I'm a freshmen and my friend is year older than me, he says I'm ruining his social life by saying hi to him in the hall. How am I ruining his social life?
He's stupid.
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Demon photo real? Watch this. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6t87rJxKaoQ&NR=1
I had a dog like that. I used him to scare children.
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Are the Illuminati Jewish bankers, or are they part of 2 separate conspiracies?
I wonder how many known conspiracies DON'T involve the jews to any extent?
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When you are nuking popcorn, why dosn't the popcorn bag either light up in flames or melt?
If you use an actual nuke, than it WILL melt.
Microwave ovens don't use actual heat, it cooks the food by using microwave radiation (not to be confused with nuclear radiation, microwaves have been proven to be completely harmless).
When a microwave beam hits a water molecule, it gets absorbed into the water, and it in turn becomes excited and generates a little bit of heat.
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You've just been released from prison after serving 1 year. What is the first thing you've gotta have on the outside?
Food fit for human consumption.
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Any psychics out there who can tell me the name of that song I heard the other day? I can't remember the words, that's why I need a psychic.
It was Blow Me Away, by the band Breaking Benjamin
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Would you treat me differently if you knew my parents had alot of money?
I'd suddenly gain a whole lot of sad stories to tell, that can only be fixed by you giving me a pile of money.
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Should the Pope be prosecuted for peddling 'eternal afterlife' or 'salvation', without any proof, testimonials, guarantee, warranty or money-back; for some 'Super-Ponzi-Madoff Scam'?
Look, no one is really interested in your grudge in the Catholic church. Give it a fucking rest, already.
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What are some quick and easy ways to make yourself vomit?
You can drink a vial of Ipecac, probably available at most drug stores. There are other ways of forcing yourself to vomit without using chemicals or medicines, but I wouldn't recommend it.
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Osama is dead for years. true or false?
I doubt it. If Osama died, his followers would be obsessing over him being a martyr, and we would've heard about it by now. And has been demonstrated countless times before, the government can NOT control the media.
And I can't think of an incentive for the government to be keeping his death a secret for this long.
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Who do you want to punch right now?
The actor who played Edward. I don't know why.
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I dont care, so why do you!?
Because I'm not you.
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Whats the best way to get a man hard?
Tell him "I wish to have sex with you."
This usually work if you're female, though.
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Was George W. Bush actually a cunning master strategist with no equal?
It depends on what he was trying to achieve.
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When you go to the doctor, do you feel like they spend enough time with you, or does it feel like they're just trying to rush you out and get to the next patient?
I don't know if it's because I'm in a healthy area or something, but I don't feel rushed at all.
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Is 2009 the first year of "global governance"?
A)No.
B)No.
C)Let me think about it...no.
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My mother's mobility has gotten much worse & I realize she needs assistance. She cant bathe or wash her hair easily anymore. I guess I will hve to look at nursing homes, any ideas?
There's a number of non-profit disability services companies hidden around America. You could try talking to one of them for professional advice.
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Does Islam teach Evolution
ie Darwinism
I imagine it's the same with every other religions: The fundamentalists (less than 20% of them) teach that it's evil and wrong and false, and the mainstream (the rest) teach you to believe what you want to believe.
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Why do Muslims bow to Mecca and pray to Allah, when they can bow to Pyongyang and pray to the Dear Leader?
It's because Kim Jong Il doesn't control Muslim beliefs.
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If you met a wizard, what do you want to do with him?( He will do whatever you want)
Cook my bowl of ramen in less than 5 minutes.
Oh, and, uh, help me take over the world, I guess...
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Should someone who is depressed for 3 weeks straight be put on anti-depressants?
If their doctor says so, then yes.
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Did Ricardo Montalban's voice make you want to buy things?
Billy Mays's did.
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At what age does the 'alpha male' thing based on 'coolness' begin to wane?
Right around high school is when it starts to wane for normal people.
Note that "normal" people is about 70% of everyone young enough to attend school.
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Do you think most adults find it impossible to admit that a child is smarter than they are?
Considering that in most cases the children aren't smarter than the adults, then I imagine yes.
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If a state supreme court refuses to hear a case that I lost at trial and on appeal, HOW do I go about appealing to the Supreme Court of the United States? Please be specific. I should NOT have lost!!!!
Keep in mind that almost every single person in American who have ever lost a case shares your exact same opinion.
To actually answer your question, you'll have to talk to your attorney and get his opinion.
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Why do some people have an inny belly button and others an outy
I heard that the scientists don't know for sure.
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How large do you suppose is the carbon footprint of the Duggar family?
About the size of my shoe.
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I have achieved the level of an AB expert! So what would like to know?
I achieved the level of Professer a while ago. So I apologize if I don't ask you anything.
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What is something that humans make that you can't see?
Gas.
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I hate no one...do you?
I only hate someone relatively, never absolutely.
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After all is said and done...do you truthfully like your parents?
As heretical as it is for someone my age to say this, I still do quite love my parents. Almost everything they say or do to or for me is always in my best interest.
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Are you a slipper or robe person?
Robe. And that's totally not the D&D in me speaking. Like, totally.
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What are some occupations of today that used to garner great respect in the past?
Being president. Or a politician, for that matter.
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How can Google better fulfil "don't be evil"?
They can report searches for child porn to the police.
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Should young offenders be caned by courts in Malaysia?
I live in America and by American laws, so it's not really my place to say.
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I seen what you did and i will broadcast it all over ab unless you fess up. I dare you, tell us what you did, are you brave enough lol ? (fun and imagination are encouraged !!)
My fellow Americans, I have not been entirely truthful with you. I did gigoogidy that girl. I geshmoygedied her gerflavedy with my googus, and I am sorry.
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Why cant my mom stop yelling
Do you stop giving reasons for her to yell at you?
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Please tell me why I should visit your state/city/town. What are some interesting facts about it and why, in your opinion, is it a good place to live?
Salt Lake City's attraction:...
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...It's not as bad as other places?
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What do you do on Christmas Eve?
Christmas Day?
Get drunk on eggnog.
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Don`t mammograms cause raditaion,which causes cancer?
No. To both.
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Will Oprah's viewers follow her to cable?
I'm sure some of them at least will.
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Is the Obama administration taking a risk with the Khalid Sheikh Mohammed trial and if so, why?
Anything the president EVER does comes at a risk.
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Besides Obama what other muslims have won the Nobel Peace Prize?
You do realize only ignorant morons still think he's muslim, right?
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Do you use real potatoes when making mashed potatoes or do you use the instant potatoes in the box?
I prefer fake potatoes, but I know I shouldn't.
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As an atheist, I have noticed that the majority of responses atheists make on this site are either rude or intolerant. Do some of my peers agree that it is ironic that atheists compose the most intolerant group on AB?
I was starting to lose hope that people like you even existed anymore.
Although looking at the answers in this thread, I'm starting to lose hope again.
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Do Jewish decorate for Hanukkah? If so, is there a decorated tree or something equivalent?
I'm aware of there being a menora.
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Is it true that gay men enjoy male nudity more than straight women do?
Men and women are different, so it's hard to know.
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You have 5 minutes to ruin your life. The clock is ticking. What do you do?
Threaten a cop with a gun.
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Why are people giving me the stupidest answers that have nothing to do with my questions?
Drugs are bad.
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Can you give me a quick rundown on defusing roadside IEDs?
Throw a rock at it.
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Is reality just a shared illusion?
*looks down* Yeah, I'm still here.
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How did the life of Jesus impact the world?
I'm sure the life of God incarnate did a lot of impacting.
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Are some people born with a predisposition to believe that genetics are not relevant?
My genes told me to wear jeans today.
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If an altruistic person gave preferential treatment to other altruists is that being selfish?
Yes. Is it a bad thing? No.
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What/who can unite world religions?
Chuck Norris.
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Why is a 108-year-old vampire still in college?
People's values change as they get older. While a child will fantasize about blowing up the school, an older man may go back to school simply to learn new things.
That, and having lived a century being awake 24/7 with eternal youth, I imagine you start to run out of things to do.
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Is it religious to sacrifice animals? Isnt it brutality? (2009-11-19)
Animal sacrifices aren't as prominent as people want to believe these days.
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Considering that the brain of a young teen(13-17) is not fully developed thus they are not conscious of the seriousness of the crime they committed, should state's be allowed to try them as adults instead of juveniles?
That's precisly why they don't. Even though they commited a serious crime, the argument that 'they don't know any better' still has some merit.
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What is this pneumonic plague thing people are talking about? I think it's related to the H1N1 , but now it's mutated into a deadly plague or something? Is this real?
Pneumonic plague is a strain of the more well known Bubonic plaugue. Together, Bubonic plague, Pneumonic plague, and Septicemic plague are believed to be what made up the infamous Black Death in the 1300's.
I have no idea how accurate that is, but I think I'm close.
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How do we know we are humans?
That's what we call ourselves.
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How many points do you need till you rank up on AB?I need 11
Looks like 278 at the moment.
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What is the best way to get points? By having a question or answer rated as helpful or is there any other way?
What can get annoying about answerbag is that you gain points for having the attitude that you're here with the priority for being helpful, NOT to get points.
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Why are republicans wetting their diapers over terrorist trials in New York?
Because the Democrats are in favor of it.
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What is the most common blood cell?
Red, probably.
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Why are flamingos pink?
Because black was too depressing.
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Will you be buying George W. Bush's memoirs when it comes out in 2010?
Sure, for the hell of it.
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Are you a butt pounding homosexual?
I'm gay, but I'm not a rapist, if that's what you're asking.
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Democrats...why are you a democrat?
There's plenty of reasons, but the one that made me decide was how immature they became after Obama was elected. They were bitching and crying and whining about every single insignifigant thing, stopped at nothing to smear Obama and everyone in his entire administration, completely united in opposition against everything that had any support from anyone who was Democrat, and essentially...
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Can humans change quickly enough to save our planet?
Life in general will always change when pushed to the brink; it's been that way since the beginning of the Earth, and there's no reason to believe that it won't happen with humans.
So far, we haven't been pushed hard enough.
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I am a Christian and am deeply offended by all the anti-Christian rhetoric I read. Would you apologize this instant to me, before I report all of you to Answerbag?
Please don't feed the Athiests, or they won't go away.
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How to use apple as buttplugs
Pound it in with a hammer.
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If you accidently hit the DR button instead of the plusser, then immediately hit the plus button once you realize the mistake, does it still count against your approval rate?
I always wondered what it looks like in their feedback.
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Do 9/11 terrorists deserve a court date?
I think we deserve to decide what to do with them, instead of them collecting dust in Guantanamo.
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Is it normal for a guy who has a gf to still look at porn EVERY day?
Is it normal for him to enjoy breathing? It depends on how old he is.
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Why is the level of waste (5%) in US Government programs so high?
OH MY GOD 5 FUCKING PERCENT OMG WE'RE GOING TO DIE.
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kidding. It's not good by any means, but it's not really all that much worse than most other places in the world.
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If Global Warming is the reason for having livable winters with out a ton of rain and blistering cold, why is that a bad thing? I say bring on more. Who is with me?
Something interesting? The winters in my neck of the world are actually getting colder and colder every year. Of course, this kind of information doesn't get reported.
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Headlines today 'many will owe some money back for overcollecting on the Obama Stimulus payment'. Are you worried?
Not really. When it comes to the media, "many" rarely, if ever, means "majority". When it comes to media reports regarding anything to do with politics, it's best not to take it seriously.
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How old were you in 1999?
turned 7
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Are we in another deppression?
No, this is a recession, even if it does make people depressed.
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Lips that touch ______ will never touch mine.
A tarantula.
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Have you noticed that Google does not say Merry christmas on their icon but uses Happy Holidays or the like?
They don't want to offend the atheists.
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If the world had a butt hole where would it be/
I'm suprised no one said anything about America or Israel.
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Whats the capital of espana
"España" is spanish for Spain, which, unless you were referring to something else, the capital of which is Madrid.
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Was our Big Bang the energy release of a particle breaking the light barrier in another universe with it now having infinite mass and velocity making it a universe of its own and another layer of infinity?
It was caused by the jews.
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If you needed an organ transplant, would you accept one from someone that was recently executed?
One organ is as good as any other, if they would pass the same inspection.
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Do atheists celebrate Christmas and other religious festivals?
When they are not religious..........?
Why protest something that gets you free stuff?
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Should straight people go `Gay` for one day a year?
I'm gay, but I don't think anyone should be forced to do anything related to sexuality if they don't want to.
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Are there fossils on the Moon?
Scientists are extremely doubtful.
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Is the water on the Moon exactly the same as Earth's water?
Water is water. Water on the Moon is the same as Earth water, water on Mars will be the same as Earth water, water in Alpha Centauri will be the same as Earth water.
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Here's my theory on 12/12/2012- Remember Y2K? NOTHING that was predicted/ expected happened! NOTHING we've predicted or expected WILL happen on 12/12/2012. Agree or disagree and why?
It's been fairly determined already that nothing will happen in 2012, but unfortunately there are still those who want to cling to their fantasy, still for some reason want the world to end. But, as with every single alarmist panic throughout history, nothing will happen.
Also, it's December 21st, not December 12th.
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Who is the better batman villain? two-face, the Riddler, Joker, Penguin or the frost guy
1: The Joker
2: Penguin
3: Two-Face
4: Riddler
5: Mr. Freeze
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Is it true that people with Aspergers can't join the military? If so why?
If it is, then it shouldn't. I can understand if someone with asperger's is passed over someone who doesn't, but being completely banned from doing anything with the military purely for having aspergers is discrimination, and highly illegal.
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How come they say Islamist "extremists" versus "ultra"-orthodox Jews? How come they never say ultra-Islamists or orthodox Jewish extremists? What's the equivalent for Christians and Buddhists or other religions?
I think there are Christian Fundamentalists, and I don't think I've heard of any Buddist radicals.
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Great. Are we going to have to bail-out the Hay companies next?
No?
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Are the rumors about TROMBONE PLAYERS true? Do they REALLY know ALL of "the positions?"
If you're referring to the positions to play the notes on the trombone slide, then yes. They have to, or else the player is a shitty musician.
If you're making some sort of innuendo, then also yes. Trombonists tend to be great in bed. I should know, being a trombone player.
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Do you ever stuff your turkey and what do you use?
Must...resist...lewd comment...
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Terminators VS Zombies who wins?
If the Terminators were ordered to kill them, the zombies would get annihilated.
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What would you do if you woke up and michael jackson was staring at you?
Make a mental note to get my prescription changed and go back to sleep.
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Obama Haters: IF by the end of his first term Obama has turned the economy around, begin to reduce the deficit (or pay off debt like the last Democrat ), ended the wars, and gotten a decent medical plan going... would you consider voting for him?
What's sad is that even then, his approval rating would still suffer.
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Would you like to see a white Christmas?
You can't have Christmas without snow! Or at least you can't have the stereotypical Christmas.
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Was world domination one of Jesus' goals?
No.
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Im sorry for asking but,do any body think theres a way to bend air,water,fire, and earth?
Not with technology that'll be available this century.
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My 14 year old cousin asked me the other day.. why does everyone hate jews so much? how can explain to her... so she understands? (2009-11-11)
It's because they're a minority who's quickly gaining influence and power, and the bigots in the world (read: just about everyone) find this horrifying.
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If you had a choice to choose between living until your 100 but you would be lonely and bitter or living for another 10 years where you would be peaceful and happy; which would you choose?
Given that I'm only seventeen, the hundred years of meh seems tempting.
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News Item: "Catholic Church finally forgives John Lennon." Well I know that I'm going to sleep better knowing this! (please note snarky tone in voice) How about you?
In the Church's defense, Lennon did make an extremely offensive comment if interpreted a certain way.
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Is it true that Sarah Jessica Parker, will not go near Belgium, for fear of being taken for a horse & sold for meat?
Do they eat horse in Belgium?
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Why do teenagers have sex?
Because that's what human instict dictates at that age?
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Why do lil kids like playing in a box so much? i have one in my livenroom and all 3 kids got in it and started to play. (its a box i dont get it)
I'm seventeen now, and I still want a box.
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Would God send someone to Hell for speed hacking in a first person shooter?
If you do it enough, then maybe.
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HOW DO YOU KNOW WHEN YOU HAVE FOUND THE ONE? OR IF YOU HAVE NOT FOUND HIM YET...
When they're standing to your right. Otherwise, they'd be the left mate.
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I rarely know what I'm talking about.
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Are Christians deluded to believe in an invisible man that lives in the sky.
Are so many people really so insecure that they feel they have to be mindlessly hostile towards Christianity in order to feel better?
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How much did Obama's liberal policies cost to you family so far?
Absolutely nothing. We have in no way ever been negatively affected by what he's done so far in office.
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How much should we fine the citizens who refuse to purchase snake oil, thus reducing the profits of snake oil salesmen and driving up the price of oil for the rest of us?
Um, none?
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Now that my country is a force for Communism and dolessness where can I move to where hard work is rewarded and not punished some where that I am not a slave to the non-working class? TY in advance.
Move to America, still one of the most capitalist countries in the world.
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Do people who live in mental institutions have access to the Internet? If so, are they monitored constantly or allowed to roam unattended in cyberspace?
It would vary on the institution and the "risk level" of the patient.
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Why that God made atoms?
Because he felt like it.
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How comes when I ask God to connect me to the man of my dreams He always connects me to someone who lives 1000's of kms away. Does He expect me to move?
I think He's telling you to lower your standards a little bit.
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If you look to the right of where you are now. What's the first thing you see?
A window with the blinds closed.
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Which truth is more inconvenient to the liberlas, and where is my Nobel Prize: that global warming turned climate change or that Hussein turned America-hating homicidal islamist fanatic?
People will be able to take you seriously if you're coherent during your mindless liberal-bashing.
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When you up rate someone you put +6 but when you down rate do you put -4?
That's what happens to me. It'll change when I increase a few levels.
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Do you feel water boarding is torture and why?
It qualifies as torture, but barely.
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Were the Fort Hood shootings terrorism?
I'm under the impression that it was because someone really REALLY did not want to go to the middle east.
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Has sexual innuendo tainted the virginal waters of comedy with its rapid, repeated penetration into mainstream humour?
...Reading your question made me feel dirty for some reason.
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Why Do Men Stare At Women While Having sex
Probably because most men tend to be straight?
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You busted your 11 year old son smoking cigarettes. What would you do?
Force him to breathe car exhaust and see how he likes it. Technically, it's more healthy then cigarette smoke.
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What would think of a 24 year old male getting into a relationship with a guy in his 40s?
40 is a little old for my taste, but to each his own.
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A freind told me that the President could pass the Health Care Bill without Senate approval. I said no - it has to pass in the Senate first. Which is correct
A lot of people erronously believe that our government is totalitarian, but not quite. The bill will have to pass the Senate before Obama can write it into law.
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Whye is servere damage to the neck region often fatal?
The spinal column, the spinal chord, plus the windpipe, esophagus, and the largest arteries in your body are all in your neck. Damage to any of them can, and most likely will, cause serious problems, most of them death.
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Atheists: what kind of god is the god you don't believe in?
From what I've learned from atheists I talked to and heard from, it seems to be the Christian God, specifically, that they have a problem with.
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Do you think crime is getting better or worse?
Even though it's heresy to say so, crime on average is getting better. Of course, the media doesn't want this, because peace is boring. So they try to play it up as much as they can.
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I have another question.How do i answer a question.do i sound really stupid
Only a little bit. Somewhere underneath the question window is a text box. Type your answer into the box and somewhere lower down the page is an orange button labeled 'submit'. Click that button, and hope that AB doesn't glitch.
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How can the light from a galaxy possibly tell us whether it is approaching or receding? The speed of receipt is not supposed to be affected by the speed of the sender. If it was, the effect would be a change of frequency. But it is!
Ever notice how when a train or a vehicle with a siren is higher pitched when it's heading towards you, and lower pitched when it's going away?
The same thing applies to light.
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Why can't the US learn to love its government?
The last ten or twelve years have made us way too fucking paranoid to trust in anything, ever.
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Does anyone know the chances of the Health Care Bill passing through the House of Representatives tonight?
I bet the different sides will give you extremely different estimates. I wouldn't take the answers to this question very seriously.
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For those followng Ft. Hood on the news, how can this happen after 911? How? This is outrageous. The guy was shouting terrorism from the rooftops and gets hired by our own forces? America is becoming a bad joke.
Wow people are so hopelessly ignorant.
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Why do you think Mormonism has more questions asked abou it than any other Christian denomination, and Christianity has more questions asked about it than any other religion on AnswerBag?
There's just something about Christ that makes people more vocal. As for Mormonism, who knows? Off-beat splinter religions always attracts negative attention. Scientology would be an extreme example.
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Why has President Obama not honoured the 20th anniversary of the fall of the Berlin Wall?
Fall of the Berlin what?
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Is Flipper a senseless killer? (see link)
Dolphin's are just as, or even moreso, senselessly violent than humans are.
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Is Hitler most known for bringing nationalized health care to Germany?
I think he's more known for being evil incarnate. You'll have do better than that when comparing him to Obama if you want people to take you seriously.
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Is Christian a danger on society?
Christian? He seems like an ok guy.
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Apple juice or orange juice?
I like grape juice the best.
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Are European liberals becoming disillusioned with Barack Obama?
It's actually only in America that people hate Obama. Kind of makes you think, doesn't it?
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What makes the xbox 360 so much better then the PS3?
For some reason it's more appealing to those with a fanboy mentality.
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How can the universe be expanding according to sceintist when the universe is infinite?
You're mixing multiple theories together.
A theory I heard before (I don't know how standard this is) on the expanding universe is that the universe is finite. There is no edge, however, that a three-dimensional object or creature can reach. Instead there's a round-robin sort of effect in that if the universe were frozen, a three dimensional object traveling in a straight...
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How many here on answerbag hate doctors? can a strike be made on all doctors in the world?
Considering that my life, my brother's life, and my mother's life have all been saved by a doctor at some point, I'm going to have to disagree.
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Could it be possible that one day Autism may be cured?
Cured? No. Treated? Of course.
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Atheists-Do you hate God or is it that you just dont want to believe in Him? Is this your Ego?
I know plenty of Atheists who fall into both categories, to all extremes.
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Has any expert really yet solved the riddle of The Bermuda Triangle,and the strange disappearances of ships and planes and people in that designated area?
Yes.
http://www.cracked.com/article_16671_p2.html
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Do you think George W. Bush knows how to spell "Potato"?
I'm sure he could ask the person next to him.
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Do you know the difference between being Atheist and and being Agnostic?
An atheist is someone who is absolutely convinced that there is no God, and cannot be swayed to ever think otherwise.
An agnostic is someone who is not religious, but recognizes the possibility that a god or some sort of creator being can exist, but doesn't particularly care either way.
I consider atheist is to secular/agnostic as fudamentalism is to religious.
(Massive DRs imminent)
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Do you think phil_lang07@hotmail.com is ok on facebook
Do you?
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How do I know if I am using the right affect/effect? The text is: She was about to discover that it would have a life changing effect/affect.
In standard language, effect is a noun and affect is a verb. There are exceptions, but they're rare enough that this rule still stands.
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What are some good jobs for a 14 year old with NO working experience. (other than the general; babysitting, walking dogs, etc.)
You could always try dust collecting.
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What would you do if Barack Obama let you take his place for one day?
Make a new tradition that the US president sits on a throne.
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Penalty for giving false information when stopped for driving on suspended license on a second offense
Execution by crucifixion.
That may or may not be true, but don't be stupid and risk it.
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Why do so many atheist use evil bible.com as their resource?When it clearly shows how ignorant they are of the word of God and have no clue what the definition of murder is.Here's a link.
It's those kind of people who needlessly pursue a vendetta against the church that give Atheism a bad name. I tend to hold little respect for those who would take EvilBible seriously.
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IF YOU GET SHOT BY A STAINLESS STEAL BB WILL IT WORK ITSELF OUT?
Likely the skin will heal around it. It is still by far the best idea to get a bb taken out, as it is extremely likely to get infected, probably too deep for rubbing alcohol to disinfect.
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A Christmass Carol in 3D,Do you plan to go see it?
Probably. It seems interesting.
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I have been smoking marijuana for a year straight at least 4-6 times a day. I quit and the past few nights I have been sweating through clothes and sheets while I sleep even not being under the covers. Is this normal and when will it stop?
Probably normal withdrawel. It should stop after a few more days.
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Please im in luv nd a wana n y ma girlfrnd shld stil b hangin arund wit guys sh a min hurting
You can start by learning how to speak english.
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What is the "real" reason the mormons call themselves Jews? They are from all cultures and countries and not really descendants of Hebrews.
I wasn't aware we called ourselves Jews.
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What if it could be scientifically proven that anyone with swine flu could be cured if they could only touch the hem of the pants Barack Obama is wearing?
Obama could end the war in Iraq, get al-Qaida to give up, capture bin Laden, end the recession, repair America's image in the eyes of the rest of the world, end the civil wars in the middle east and Africa, and completely wipe out all of America's debt, and his approval ratings will still suffer.
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Would it be possible to create a pair of glasses to eliminate visual hallucinations?
Not with technology that will be available this century.
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Does the uprising of obama, determine your placement
That doesn't make sense.
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Why is mars atmosphere so thin
Because of it's weak gravity. It doesn't have as much of a gravitational pull to hold on to as much gas as the other rocky planets.
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How do we know Mars is made of rock and jupiter of gas?
Because we said so.
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Why would space aliens be interested in visiting Earth?
We have excellent anuses, apparently.
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I want to know why i get on hard so much i dont even be thinking about sex or people or nothing i just get on hard more than 10 times a day
That's part of being male and (presumably) being a teenager.
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What do you think happens inside a black hole?
Magic.
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Black magic.
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I dont know y but i like lookin at bois naked im not really attracted to them but i want to c dem naked wat do u have to say bout dis
Congratulations, you are bi-curious!
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Are there any mainstream Mormons that practice polygamy? If there is any evidence that would be great.
The Mormon church banned polygamy about a hundred years ago and excommunicates anyone caught practicing it.
The polygamous Mormons you hear so much about these days are actually members of the FLDS and related groups. These groups are splinter groups that broke from the main church a long time ago, and are as different from Mormonism as Scientology is different from Catholicism.
To...
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Should we be happier than we are?
Even though it's heresy to say so, the world and America in particular don't suck nearly as bad as people for some reason want to believe.
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Instead how?
Like that.
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How many jobs is President Obama's stimulus package responsible for?
At least four.
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I saw a small fuzzy ball of light floating in my bedroom. It went up, down, left, and back to center. It moved very slowly, and was visible for about 5 seconds. My brother saw the same thing 2 years earlier in another state. Not 'ball lightning'.
Sounds like ball lightning. Or maybe bigfoot.
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Who would like to join me for a 2009 Halloween Party on Answerbag? (Please post something Halloween related)
Boo.
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Already been asked.
Why should nudity be illegal to the public?
Because I don't want to go about my business and have to have my eyes raped by ugly ass old men with psoriasis every day. I'm sorry to ruin it for all you people who for some reason believe this, but not everyone are attractive young women.
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You're having sex. The phone rings. Do you stop and answer it?
I can do both.
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If it took 64 pages to create Social Security, why does it take 2000 pages to reform health care?
It takes a LOT of effort to please the republicans.
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What is your opinion of M.A.D.D. (Mothers Against Drunk Driving)?
Noble cause, I guess. Ask me again when I'm sober.
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What do you know about static electricity? Moreso -why am I being shocked today and how can I stop it?
Maybe everything just finds you shocking.
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I'm sorry.
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The White House overstates by thousands the number of jobs created by their stimulus plan up to ten times the actual amount in some instances. Is this an honest mistake or a blatant lie to gather continued support for future stimulus plans?
Right, because the government is perfect and is completely incapable of making any mistakes and doing anything wrong ever. So obviously, everthing bad that happens is because the government is evil and wants us to suffer.
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Did the "Cash for Clunkers" scheme work?
I don't know. Different sides will give you different stories. So far, it seems that the most common story is that it did help, but not quite as much as was hoped for.
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I come from another planet.DO you believe me?
No.
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Why did the Inca empire, one the world's largest, come to an end?
They got involved in war in the middle east.
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The question is: What is bothering you now? Answer in the form of a question.
Would you believe me if I said I'm hungry and had no lunch?
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After the Civil War, most African Americans...?
Moved to a colony on the Moon, where they all lived happily ever after. Some of them decided to return to the Earth for the Civil Rights movement.
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When the slaves were freed, what happened to cotton production?
What do you think?
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Now New York has declared a State of Emergency due to Swine Flu. Hmmm...boy those left-leaning liberals who concocted this whole thing are really effective, aren't they? Soon they will rule the world with this power, won't they?
You can't be serious.
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Has rudeness become a chronic condition in our society?
It's definitally gotten a lot more visible.
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US economy grows in 3Q, Does this signal end of recession? See LINK:
People will be bitching about the recession long after it's over.
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With the H1N1 virus giong around, are you doing anything to prevent getting it?
I hope I catch it. Then I won't have to go to school for a month.
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Study says Americans take more pills than any other nation: Why have people come to feel so dependent on pills?
People tend to think the world is a worse place than it is. So they do what they can to take the imaginary pain away.
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Why is it that no mention of Pollution from 5 thousand aircraft are over the US A at any given time spewing 3 thousand degree fumes of every description completly blanketing the upper atmosphere. Doers anybody care?
I tend not to take exaggerated reports from fearmongers and alarmists at face value.
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How can a Libertarian be called far right?
Because they follow conservative ideologies, but to more of an extreme.
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Regardless of what you believe about Global Warming let's assume that its happening and its man-made for the sake of the question. Do you think humans would ever actually take the action needed to protect us or do you think vested interests would stop us?
Even though it's been more or less proven that Global Warming is a hoax, humankind will eventually take the steps to stop it if we're pushed far enough. So far, we haven't been pushed far enough.
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If there were an atheist day where people celebrated not having religion cloud their decisions by putting ash on their foreheads, would you do it at work? Would you be too scared? I would be too scared.
I'd be more concerned if immediately they go back to violently asserting that atheism is NOT a religion.
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Are Atheists typically modest about there religion opposed to others that are open about it?
I've actually observed quite the opposite on the internet, on multiple occasions.
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Does Fox News tend to lean more to the right, the left, or are they neutral?
They very much lean to the right.
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In the US we like to bomb stuff. What/who should we start bombing in order to fight global warming? I know bombing is the answer, should we kill the dam penguins?
Let's bomb China. Even though it's blasephemous to not blame everything on the US, China actually pollutes more and emits more greenhouse gases then America does.
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What does winter feel like to you personally?
"It's a swirling wonderland of sparkling, white pleasure. Let it fill your senses with cascading fluffy pillows of confort and excitement as you have never felt before." -Patrick Star
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News intake
Blog outtake.
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Is this a real american dollar
Yes it is, if the picture is accurate.
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How to get a lotta points?
By not asking these kinds of questions.
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Prove that a graph G is connected if and only if it has a spanning tree.
I don't want to.
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If you were to Run for U.S Senate How would you Persuade People to Vote for You?
Free balloons for everyone!
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Milk chocolate, dark chocolate, white chocolate, or chocolate truffles?
All four melted down together, then droobled over a sundae.
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Would you want to live on mars if every thing cost one penny?
Not for now, I'd like to be able to go outside without super complicated equipment.
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Exodus 34:11/14 - God tells Moses to drive out everyone living in Canaan, to destroy their altars and groves, and not to make friends with anyone he meets there, or on the way there. Not exactly a mandate the United Nations would approve. Your thoughts?
The king sends his horses and his men to try to put Humpty Dumpty back together on site, instead of taking him to the hospital where he can get professional care. Not exactly something the government would approve of.
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Fox News recently said the Bush recovery from the Obama recession has begun. Can you defend this statement?
Wait, that doesn't make any sense.
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Do you trust news stories in the media?
I wonder how many people are going to say that they trust Fox over everything else.
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What should be done about balloongate? And will it cause other people to try things similar to become famous and marketable?
It's an example of a Boy Who Cried Wolf kind of thing. Now that this has happened, it'll be less likely for media groups in the future to fall for a similer kind of thing, as it will be noticably similer to this Ballon Boy nonsense.
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At presidential election time - What is the reason people do not reveal who they vote for?
Fear of reprisal, mostly.
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Do you have any illegal software on your computer right now?
Probably.
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Obama declares swine flu emergency. Will someone from the rabid right please explain how this is a secret Marxist conspiracy?
At least he's listening to what the people think. That kind of puts a dent into the "America is a Fucking Dictatorship" theory.
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Why does the flu blow SO hard? Am I going to live, or should I shoot myself in the face now to avoid the miseryof the next two days?
Killing yourself so you remain dead forever over something that only lasts 48 hours is a little extreme, don't you think?
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Do you have to decorate your artificial Christmas tree completely or do you have one that the lights are already there?
I actually have two. One blank, that we decorate with lights, streamers, tinsel, ornaments, etc., and one that comes with boring white lights already on, that we decorate with ornaments and etc.
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How does facebook make money?
I assume a combination of advertisement and bribes from the sex offenders.
Oh wait, I'm thinking of MySpace.
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I am now a Sage! First off I'd like to thank God, because without her I'd just be another racist eunich with a unibrow and a mean streak. Can I get an encore, do you want more?
God!? "HER"!?!?!?!? *DR's like mad*
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Just kidding +5
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Some people say life is better without a cell phone. What say you? See LINK:
That's what I thought until I actually got a cell phone.
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How old were you when you realized you were gay? How long after you realized it did you have your first same sex relationship?
I've been gay my whole life, but I didn't realize or admit to it until I was between 8-11. I'm 16 now, and so far I'm still a virgin.
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Why is this question rejected as nonsense? Is this world really so ignorant and hateful to traditional Christian values?
Pretty much. You're going to have to get used to it, though. The world is slowly being taken over by the religiphobics calling themselves Atheists.
Edit: Before anyone decides to DR me, I don't have anything against atheists. It's the hatemongers who use Atheism as an excuse to hide behind so they can pursue their mindless jihad against Christianity and keep some degree of...
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Could you fall for this? [see link]
O FUK!
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The root of a perfect square can be positive negative or both?
Both.
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Why does water have a high melting point?
0 degrees Celsius is quite low for a solid's melting point.
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I'm going to neuter my cat because he's that age and starting to get a little too frisky, but is it odd that I feel really terrible that I have to do this to him? Anyone else ever felt bad about taking your animal's nuts away from him? =(
Animals handle castration much much better than humans do. There are tons of positive benefits, mostly for you, but still a bunch for the cat, and little to no negative consequences for either of you.
Keep in mind that it will take them a few whole weeks to over a month to recover from the surgery. During that time, your cat is likely to be in pain and act generally depressed for a while....
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What childrens toys should not exist? (That really do)
Satan's dildo.
Well it shouldn't!
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What does a psychologist do, as opposed to a psychiatrist?
My impression is that a psychiatrist is a psychologist with a degree.
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In your oppion how early is to early to drinks acohol?
3
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Did you like Monty Python and the Holy Grail, or did you think it was stupid?
It was stupid, and that was why I liked it.
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How many words can I make out of Ryan Roupe
At least two.
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How many breeds of dog can you identify just by seeing them?
At least four.