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What do you like better water or beer?
I would step over a Keg of beer for a cool glass of water. I don't drink anything alcoholic.
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Why's it OK for Obama to form a group called "African Americans for Obama", but not OK for Romney to form a group for white people?
For the same reason they are not a 'White History Month'...It would be considered racist.
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Why's it OK for Obama to form a group called "African Americans for Obama", but not OK for Romney to form a group for white people?
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Alcohol, tobacco, or marijuana. Out of these three, which is the most dangerous?
All three are evil vices and it would be better for anyone to refrain from indulging in any of them. Your life will be better off.
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the room is empty but my cat sometimes stares at the dark part of the room, what's he looking at?
He/she is watching for mice to come out of the dark.
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I am now going to call My friend on AB to chat:-) I bet you cant guess who it is. Can you?
Don't call me...my wisea is on the phone.
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For $25,000 would you suck on either Hillary clintons or Rush Limbaughs toes for 30 mins :-)?
I wouldn't suck on anything Hillary Clintons got. I loth that woman with a passion. Rush; probably not but I listing to him everyday.
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George H. Bush promised we'd have a "kinder, gentler" America. Where is it?
Obama flushed it all down the toilet!
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Does anyone else love when a girl sits down and u can see her panties sticking out of her pants?
I like to see their panties in any situation. Especally up a skirt.
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If God knows all, wouldn't he have known that Adam and Eve would sin?
YES HE KNEW
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Your cell phone rings. Who do you wish is calling? Who do you hate will be the one calling you?
No one ever call my cell. Sometimes I wonder why I even have one.
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What were OB La di n's last words when he saw the US Seals?
Sweet Biscuits in Heavan!!!
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Is WWE wrestling real?
Smackdown, Raw, Impact wrestling are merely Tv shows just like any other. They are all scripted and the wrestlers are are members of the Actors Guild. I watch because it is fun to watch just like I watch Gunsmoke. I holler at the bad guys and cheer for the good guys.
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Is WWE wrestling real?
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Judge Judy HOT or NOT ?
Not...her accent is deplorable
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Judge Judy HOT or NOT ?
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Name an actor/actress whose movies you will NOT watch, no matter what positive feedback they get just because you don't like their acting.
Will Farrel, Adam Chandler, Jane Fonda, Shen Penn.
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Name an actor/actress whose movies you will NOT watch, no matter what positive feedback they get just because you don't like their acting.
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Would you rather be surrounded by people smarter than you... or people dumber than you?
They aint no body dumber than me.
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What makes you feel frustrated? Why?
Liberals!
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What song would you love to sing out loud in the rain?
Born to Lose
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One person who you would wish to meet in Heaven?
Bob Hope
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Do you consider Vince McMahon a great wrestler?
No, but he is a great promoter and businessman.
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Everyone knows that_________________________________________.
Quick, first thing that comes to mind, no matter how ridiculous!! lol
TV wrestling is fake as a three dollar bill.
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What would you title the autobiography of your life?
The Born Looser
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Thoughts on a female president?
A female president would be great if she is a Conservative/Republican and not a flaming Socialist/Liberal. It would be a cold day in hell and donkeys flying about before I'd vote for Hillary Clinton for president.
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Would you hold a big snake if it was harmless?
NO: Extracted this from my column.
Snakes in the grass
Growing up, I encountered many snakes while fishing, picking blackberries or hiking through the woods. I killed them with rocks or a garden hoe where I found them. I felt no regrets. My philosophy was the only good snake is a dead snake. I heard kids talking about black chasers: snakes that would actually chase their victims. I...
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Have you hugged your dog today?
Aint got a dog..but I hugged my cat.
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Which is the best prepaid phone service?
LG800G TRACFONE
Touch Screen
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Includes Triple Minutes for Life FREE!
Mobile Web, MP3 Player***
Bluetooth® Wireless Technology
2.0 Megapixel Camera & Video Recorder
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Which is the best prepaid phone service?
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Why aren't you working rather than screwing around on Answerbag?
Can you say...RETIRED?
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Would you rather be a flight attendant or pilot?
Neather one..Id rather be the man who empties the toilets.
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Is it best to accept complete failure if you're not a doctor, lawyer, or computer programmer (systems analyst)?
Dave Ramsey said once that if you didn't retire with a three figure income...tattoo a big 'L' on your forehead;for looser. Im geting mine next week.
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In three words or less:-) describe Howard stern?
A freaking pervert
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In three words or less:-) describe Howard stern?
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have you met any celebrities?
if so, who have you met? and who was your favourite (if there's more than 1)
I met Billy Joe Royal...Daney Shirley of Confederate Railroad...Johnney Lee..Ludow Porch.
They were all very nice and tok time to look me in the eyes and shake my hand.
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What are some good comebacks when people call you ugly or they say that there better then you.
I always say..."You aint telling me anything I don't already know".
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What are some good comebacks when people call you ugly or they say that there better then you.
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When a child, were you ever treated badly by a teacher?
Yes, In the forth grade if I made a bad grade my teacher would spank me hard and make me sit in the class room along while the other kids went out for recess. I was born with a learning disability and was not too smart and the teacher and kids deemed me a moron. I was consistently paddled and very rarely did I get to go out with the other kids. When I did get to go out...they all ignored me.
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What seems to get on your nerves more than it gets on most other people's nerves?
OBOMA
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What seems to get on your nerves more than it gets on most other people's nerves?
lIBERALS
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Are there black racists too?
Yes, a bunch of them...Al Sharpton, Jessie Jackson, Opra Winfery; all Liberals too.
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When was the last time you used a microwave? What did you use it for?
About 30 minutes ago heating a cup of water for my instant coffee.
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When did you last give anything away, what was it & who was it to?
A VCR TO MY DAUGHTER
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When did you last give anything away, what was it & who was it to?
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Your collecting/raising money for a well known charity. Who would you ask to sing on an album/cd to earn the most money?
Garth Brooks , Tim Mcgraw, Hank Williams Jr.
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Give the real truth and answer why people in their 20s don't join more and more social groups?
Because most are out there in the real world having a social life. Only loosers like me are at home searching for companiship on the computers social sites.
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What is your favourite line from a film/movie?
"Im your Huckleberry" Val KIlmer TOMESTONE
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If all of sudden, they cut the whole World from internet, will you be lost with no friends?
Yes, the friends on line in all probability,I will never meet anyway. So Im at squair one no matter whitch way I go. I got no true friends in real life so...whatever!
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A singer with a poor voice but a great song can still be a hit, true of false? Examples?
The list will be to long. Just to name a couple Britney Spears, Modonna.
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Kathy Griffin, find her funny?I don't like her voice, jokes or even looks.I mean I like a lot of comedians.What is it you like about her?
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What one thing NOT to say to Obama?
Your wife's ugly
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In the United States, will there ever be such a thing as a "one term President" again since they have such a decided campaign advantage?
In all probability we will never have a white republican president again. We will have endless line of black Liberal democrat presidents from now on That is my prediction.
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What could you have fun doing right now other than asking and/or answering questions on Answerbag?
Sleeping...soon as I get tired of AB I will be.
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What is the most despised TV cartoon character of all time?
Homer Simpson..he is a freaking idiot.
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What is the most despised TV cartoon character of all time?
This woulld be funnier if it were O'bongo on there. LOL
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who is the funniest tv character of all time?
Don Knots...Barney of The Andy Griffith Show
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What are the odds I will be president one day ;)
If your black,democrat and have a muslum middle name, your chances are pretty good.
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Which of the seven dwarves would make the best president?
Any of them would beat what we got in office now.
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Which of the seven dwarves would make the best president?
Any one of them would beat what we got now.
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Do you have a bucket list/a list of things to do before you die?
A long list of things that will never happen. One that tops is to see a professionall Football game live. I will take that one, and the rest of the list to the grave.
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What is your favorite thing about the *NEW* AB format?
Nothing yet. They wont even let me ask a question. Every time I try to post a question, it comes back and says I must choose a sub-catagrry, which I do to start with. Veru fustrating.
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True or False? You owned a beeper prior to owning a mobile phone.
No, Never had a reason to own a beeper.
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True or False? You owned a beeper prior to owning a mobile phone.
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True or False? You owned a beeper prior to owning a mobile phone.
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What is the most annoyingest song ever?(no comments on my spelling plz,or I may get ya)
Anything by Kid Punk..I mean Rock
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Are you debating on leaving because of the "new" AB?
I don't like it ..I will most likely leave...unless I get use to it.
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Are you debating on leaving because of the "new" AB?
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When watching anime, would you rather read subtitles or have it in English?
I don't watch animes at all.
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What was Jesus' message? (Please just one sentence)
Whorship his Daddy or burn in hell.
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I use headphones to listen to TV. I sometimes pick up conversations from my neighbors. I had someone tell me this is illegal. Is that true?
I used to have a police scanner that picked up Cell Phone, and cordless phone calls. Now they make them where they wont do that anymore. I never heard of head phones picking up phone calls
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Do you leave your cart in the parking lot or do you put it in the cart bin?
Yes ,I take it to the corrall always. Only a lazy ass would not.
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If you fell out of a Helicopter with no parachute would you wanna be falling with your back to the floor or front? Would you keep your eyes open or closed?
I know a guy in 'Nam that fell out of a helicopter...he broke both arms and a few ribs that's all.
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What kinds of human food can be eaten by cats without health problems?
My cat loves Cheese is that OK?
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Who Deserves a Bitch Slap?
Hillary Clinton
Nancy Pelosi
Britney Spears
Milly Cyris
Barbra Wa Wa
Whoopie Goldburg
Opera Winfrey
Madonna
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I especially like that part of the Bible where God gets mad that nobody is paying any attention to him anymore so he murders hundreds of thousands of people and starts over. What is your favorite part?
I like the part where god drowns folks in the flood, and says well they could of went in the art and got saved...Would it hold literly millions of people?
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Who would you like see in your country's draw for the 2010 Soccer World Cup?
I would not walk across the street to watch a scoccer game. It is boreing as hell.
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What makes a man lose interest in sex?
OLd Age
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What would your last words like to be before you die?
Take care of my Cat
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Is it true that liberals are led by their emotions and not by facts?
They are lead by Nancy Pelosi and her bunch of cohorts.
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Do you believe that true love actually exists, or is it just mutual attraction along with exceptional compatibality that makes couples stay together?
Actually I don't believe in true love. If they were such a thing as true love, an extremely ugly person like me, would have a pretty girl friend. You can't fall in love with ugly. It aint gonna happen so why is true love bound by beauty only?
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How did you get punished if you had poor grades at school?
I never got punished at home but my forth grade teacher spanked me in front of the class.She let the kids in the room laugh at me. She did it every time I failed a test.
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What can you hear right now?
OPie talking to Andy
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What if any,movie / tv stars did you have a crush on in your teens
Elizabeth Montgomery
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Have you eaten M&Ms today?
Yes, got a mouth full right now. LOL
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Is Obama's birth certificate a fair question?
It does not seem to be to him. He's evaded it from day one.
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Woman - Do you get offended when people call the tattoo on your lower back a "tramp stamp"?
Men - Do you think the tattoo on the lower back is trampy?
A tatoo on anyone Male of femal is trashey.
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Does anyone make any money from answering online surveys?
M wife does them and get a $3.00 check every two weeks. I know that aint much but$3.00 is $3.oo LOL
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What is your favorite jelly bean flavor...?
Black followed by Red
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Were you ever spanked in school?
My forth grade teacher spanked me every time I failed a test...I failed a lot of therm.
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What U.S. President (past or present, alive or dead) would you like to be able to sit down and chat with for an hour?
Reagon
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I ate something brown and crunchy between my couch cushions, and now I feel like my eyes are going to explode, and my stomach is getting the feeling of being incredibly full, even though i haven't eaten anything for hours, what should I do?
Go play in the Freeway.
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How come in lesbian couples one is girly and one is butch?
Feminine couples do not attract..Neather do Butches. It's just that was .
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Do you like metallica ? +9
NO -5
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I am doing a essay on the diffrence between rap and rock music what is the diffrence? that i can talk about in my essay
That is simple..Rap is for people who can't sing. Rock is for folks who think Drugs sex and Rock&Roll is sanction by God.
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Why are Republicans who voted pro-rape blaming Al Franken for their own votes?
What the hell you talking about..Pro-Rape? Al Frankin is a dumb ass
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Would you rather be Britney Spears or have your dominant arm torn off by a bear?
Id rather spend eternity eating slithered glass than be that ole Witch.
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Are supreme courts justices allowed to belong to a political party?
Yes they all are Democrats/Liberals
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I didn't get my last check for answering questions on AB. Is anyone else late, too?
Get mine on time every week.Insidently I have recently gotton a raise.
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How do you react when someone is rude to you?
Shrug it off, walk away, and go find someone to be nice too.
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Thoughts on the old Guns n Roses? Personally, I love them!
I never liked them and I always throught Axel Rose was a sissy..I hated them and didn't buy any of their trash.
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Will someone can live without sex?
Been doing it now for 10 years
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What does your avatar stand for?
It is an old TV test pattern they use to have on before the programs start for the day.
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What is your opinion of a hoe?
Let me put it this way...If it wasn't for them, I'd still be a virgin.
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Gimme an example of something that's "both a gift and a curse"
Cell phone
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How are we better off with Obama as president?
WE ARE NOT...WHO THE HELL SAID WE WERE?
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What's a Republican most likely to fantasize about other than a Sarah Palin spanking?
Kicking Obamas ass...Literarily.
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Republicans: Is Sarah Palin really the best you got? That's some pretty weak artillery if you ask me (Remember: Even Howard Stern has had a best selling book. Two of them).
SArah Palin is a great american, however she is not qualifide to be president, haveing said that,she is a 100 times more quilfide than Obama.
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Do you think Miley Cyrus is only popular because of her dad, or because she "can" sing/act?? Thoughts....
It's T and A only. She has no musical talent at all.
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Is Miley Cyrus one of those people who can either be completely loved or totally hated by everyone? Which side are you on?
I think that she is just a celeba'tard who loves flaunting herself. Another Britny Spears in the makeing. She will be unleashed when she gets 18 and she is going to be a stem winder for sure.
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I don't cry very easily. . . .especially at movies. But Disney's "8 BELOW" really moved me; especially since it was inspired by a TRUE STORY! Have you ever seen it and were YOU equally moved by the SUPERB ACTING BY THE DOGS?
loved it but I experienced a lot of anxiety. It was at times a bit to much for me to keep watching because I thought they were all going to die. It's a good tear jearker
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Did you enjoy Borat or did you think it was offensive?
It was trash.
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If someone wrote a book about your life, what would they title it?
The Born Looser
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What would be the best thing someone could say to you today?
Your short stories have been excepted for publication.
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Will you be the shoulder to lean on when..?
I'm feeling down?
If your a female, sure. If your male...sorry don't feel right with a guy crying on my sholder.
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Have you ever felt ugly even if people tell you that you are not?
No one has ever told me I was not ugly, it was always you are ugly. LOL I am serious. I never was a good looking guy. I'ts ok I learned to live with it through the years.
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Should welfare exist?
Only for the ones who truly need it.
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Have you ever read a book that made you laugh out loud, and if so, what was it?
Weirdoes Wineos and Defrocked Priest...Lundow Porch.
I was in the public library when I read something that got a LOL.
http://www.terrificspeakers.com/html/ludlow_porch.html
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Can u tell me what thing is a girl/woman mostly don't like in men?
They don't loke their man to be ugly...If your ugly you ain't got a snowballs chance in hell.
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What is the name of Lisa William's male spirit guide?
That would be Godfrey Cambridge
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Are good looks enough to guarantee success in dating?
Good looks will guarantee you a date however you got to be mature to get through it.
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When was the last time you used the timer on your oven or micro?
I just nuked me some turkey leftovers...about 30 mins ago
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Are you sad Michael Jackson is dead?
I lost my Job the day Michael Jackson died. I morn my Job more than him. Dead are alive I ignore him. In short...NO.
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What rock song would be funniest sung by an all singing all dancing choir of nuns?
Whisky bent and Hell Bound by Hank Jr
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True OR False? By the time you go to bed tonight, you will have eaten turkey!!!
I just had some cold turkey for lunch.
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What movie you thought you were going to love was the biggest let down?
THE DARK KNIGHT I couldn't handel the cold hearted murder dipicted in the movie.
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Whose girl was Only Sixteen at No.1 in 1959?
Who? I was 11
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What is the best thing to feel under your hands?
cash
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What is your favorite Western Movie?
Lonesome Dove
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If you died and went to hell, what torture device do you think you would be sentenced to and why?
Id probaly wind up in a room full of freaking Rappers. Haveing to listen to that garbage for eternity.Why? Because I hate that S%^# with a passion.
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Have you answered the ''What do you look like?'' question?
Yes and I said I looked like the north end of a south bound mule.
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May I wish all My American AB Friends a Happy Thansgiving ?
:-)
Yes you may, ans I say it to you and yours. Remember our troups that are in harms way.
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Happy thanksgiving!!! what are you doing today??? if you celebrate it, that is ;D
My wife and I just had Dinner,I am watching football, she is on couch sleeping.
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Who sang "Yes Tonight Josephine"?
Johnnie Ray
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Do u have a favorite twilight zone episode? what episode?
Remember the episode where a couple was took back to a planet from a visitor to earth, for their little girl to play with?
They were in a doll house and they thought that it was friend's house.
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If i was to buy you a drink, what drink, would you like me to buy you?
Diet Coke on rocks
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He is 59, she is 16. They have a great sex life. But is it sick?
I don't believe you at all. You made this up.
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If ghosts can walk through walls, why do they not fall through floors as well? If a ghost fell through a floor and the ground, would they stop at the center of the earth, or keep passing through to the other side of the planet?
They are no such thing as Ghosts. What's wrong with you people?
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What's one store, that YOU will Never shop at?
Liquor Store.
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How will you describe "Britney Spears" in one word?
Brainless
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Do you remove the hair out of your boogers before you eat them or just pick them out of your teeth later?
It's asinine questions like yours that make this site ugly. And if they are any moderaters worth their salt they should remove it.
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Is it possible that Obama's failing will make GW Bush look good as a president?
George don't need Obama to fail to make him look good. He is good with out this dufuss.
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If i haven't smoked pot in2 and a half weeks, what would be the cheapest way to flush my system?
I haven't smoked Pot in 61 years..think it's out of my system?
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What movie should I rent today?
A House of Our Own...A wonderful move.
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Who would you love to see in a centerfold?
Jerri Ryan
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Where did you meet your spouse?
On the Net. She was in Maine and I was in Tennessee...we both are in Tennessee now ...7 years.
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What's a song that you would consider flawless?
Far away Places
http://www.barb-coolwaters.com/c004/faraway.html
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Why don't many people accept theories about manmade climate change?
It's all a Hoax
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Would you rather stop Global Warming or stop Poverty?
POverty ...Globial warming is a hoax.
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When you were little, what's one game you most wanted to/and enjoyed playing?
Hide&Seek Red Rover. Soft Ball
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What do you think Obama should get for Christmas?
Another JOb
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Congressman Joe Wilson screamed out "You Lie" in the middle of President Obama's health care reform speech to a joint session of the congress. Do you think he was out of line?
No not at all. Obama did lie, and is still lieing.
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What's something/someone "famous" that you've always wanted to see-in person?
Engelbert Humperdinck, Payton Manning, Hank Williams Jr
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Can you name two things that just belong together?
Soup & Sandwich
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Which music stars would you happily put through an industrial sized blender?
I would line up all of the Rappers,Britney Spears, Madonna, Miley Cyris and that Idiot that took Taylor Swifts Mic away from her.
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Do you think the American economy will rebound?
Sure, as soon as Obama is out of there.
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Will Adolph Hitler come to the service desk please?
The devil wont let me out of the fire sorry
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Have you ever eaten something that tasted so good that is just made you smile?
Grits!
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Who else thinks rap music sucks?
Rap is for people who can't sing, and it is also the epitome of garbage,
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If you see someone slip up on an icy pavement / sidewalk do you laugh or feel sorry for them?
Iy's never funny when someone falls. I'd never laugh.
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I started wearing panties about 6 months ago and want to tell me wife that I really like being in panties but am afraid she will think I am gay or something but I am totally straight. Its just that I like being in pretty panties but dont know how to tell
MEN WHO WEAR PANTIES ARE MILQUETOAST SISSIES.
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When you see yourself naked do you think God i'm sexy or do you just sigh?
I start to cry and say to myself..this is why no one loves me. LOL
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If you needed a financial advisor, who would you use?
Dave Ramesy if I could aford him.
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Why was George W. Bush a bad president?
no he was agreat president. beats the hell out of Obama
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If the courts sentenced you to death, and you could choose your method of death, which method would you prefer?
I shall take old age as well.
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What is one thing that you would like to do before you pass away?
I would love to go see a Professional Football game in person, at least once in my life time.
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When you talk on the phone, are you a switch earer or a lefty or righty?
Right ear I can not hear very well in left ear at all.
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Whats your favorite Uncle Kracker song? and why.
Who is that? Never heard of him
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What's one thing your Ex, is not?
Human
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Liberal idiots...Should the terrorists coming to New York for trial be acquitted due to the fact that their Myranda rights were not read to them at the time of their arrests?
That is a possablity. They might get off. What ago Obama.
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How would you go about creating some anarchy?
Move to Iraq
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Is it because Eve couldn't control herself in the Garden that women now have to obey men?
Hell yea! Ok just kidding...LOL
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When you were under the legal drinking age, was it easy for you to get alcohol if you wanted it?
I never wanted any when I was underage. I had a short bout with drinking in my 50s when my wife left me but soon got over it.
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Women hate me (they wont date me, or show interest in me thus i assume they hate me), should i give up on dating and just go to a legal hooker for companionship and sex?Im lonly and dont want to be the next 40 yr old virgin (im 21 now)
THey hated me too. I can relate.
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Top 5 things you want him/her to say to you:
I want her to say:
1.How do you want your eggs this morning?
2.Have you got any socks for me to darn?
3.Would you like another beer honey?
4. How much wood do you want me to chop?
5. You can have me any way any time.
Just kidding...Hope my wife don't read this.
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What do you think of trolls. Are they a) Frustrated, angry, hate-filled people? b) Deranged loosers? c) Intellectually challenged? d) On drugs or alcohol? e) All of the above.
Are you refering to a troll as someone who disagree with your.
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Could you please name 2 persons who were really outstanding personalities of your country, in your opinion, during the 20th Century? (See my answer in the link below)
Homer Simpson and Evel Keneval
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When people make fun of me, i have no comebacks. if someone said," you talk weird." whats your comeback. i need help.
Saay not as weird as your mama!
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President Bush screamed "Stop throwing the Constitution in my face, it’s just a goddamned piece of paper!" Can you think of a better way to disrespect America?
How about a 7 trillion dollar deficit? Is that paying respect
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"Random acts of anonymous kindness". Is that your philosophy too?
I try to do this when I can, and watch the expression on peoples face when your suddenly there out of no where to help them carry a package or hold a door open for them. It's always nice to be the recipient of
an act of kindness it restores my faith in mankind.
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Can anyone tell me what Pumpkin pie is like?
I love it. Espically with whipped cream
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Do you thing that those who ask indecipherable questions here are probably stoned?
No, I think they may be bored or just wanting to do something sinister, or perhaps they are just ass holes you never know.
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What is the best thing you've bought on Ebay?
Harmonica
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What do you look like?
I look like the north end of a south bound mule.
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What are some good reasons for subscribing (or for not subscribing) to a cable or satellite TV service?
As far as satellite service go's, It will go out in inclement weather. I really like the DVR recorder on mine, I can program shows to record and watch them at my convenience. I like being able to zap through commercials.
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Do you ever start to answer a question on AB but decide not to because there are "too many" answers already? I generally do not answer or comment if there are 50 or more long answers and comment threads, or 75 or more short answers and comment threads.
I usually don't comment on questions that have a long list of answers already. It would be like a needle in a hay stack.
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Would you rather have a socialist president or a republican president?
A conservitive Republican is the only wat out of this mess. If you vote for a socialist you are like Obama you hate america.
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How do you send an illegal immigrant back home? They are in this country illegal with a fake marriage. Who can i contact to report this person?
Good luck with that one. Obama has opened the border to any who want to come. He needs their vote.
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What do you think about when I say Chaz Bono?
I think about her mama, which I can not stand.
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Why is Islam such a popular religion, I find it opressive?
Id rather spend eternity eating slithered glass than spend one day as a Muslim.
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Who gives a fuck about Sarah Palin?
I do you got a problem with that?
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What's a slogan YOU'd like to see printed on a T-shirt?
Pray for Obama
Psalm 109:8
"Let his days be few; and let another take his office."
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Any over 18s who watch cartoons? I do! It is still fun for me.
lol 61 and I love them always wilkl
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What issues cause you to loose sleep at night?
BLADDER...GET TO GO ABOUT 5 TIMES IN ONE NIGHT
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Why do so many people think that the world is going to end on December 21, 2012?
iT IS ALL HOGWASH...AND BULL STUFF. lol
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What are some good reasons NOT to get a tattoo?
BECAUSE THEY ARE TACKY
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After losing your remote control, where is the weirdest place you found it?
Refrigerator
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Do you think Sarah Palin is qualified to be President? Why or why not?
No, I don't and I am a Republican. The Republican's would fare better with someone else. I like Sarah and thing she would do better as a fund raiser.
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How balanced was television news coverage of the 2008 US election?
Anyone with the brain of a Gnat, knows that all the news channels were for the messiah Obama, with the exception of FOX they were balanced.
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I know this is not a statement you don't hear very often. But have you ever been insulted when a very unattractive woman rejects you. Maybe when you were younger?
I have always been rejected...It got so bad, I finnally gave up and people thought that I was gay. LOL, Im not I just said hell with women they don't want me I don't need them.
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What nation has been named the world's least corrupt nation?
USA
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What are three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere?
You are Ugly!
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What is lust? How do you define lust without using the word to define itself? Is lust an emotional sin? Does it always lead to something physical? Is it still lust if there is no emotional involvement?
Lust is an intense, unbridled sexual desire that can cause marriages to fold and much grief to someone who was betrayed by lust. Fifteen minutes of pleasure can be a lifetime of sorrow and regret.
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What can people do to survive when they face a crisis in life? can a person prepare in advance for the unknow emergancy situation?
Financially, you should have at least a Thousand dollars in bank for emergencies. Figuratively, in life in general, clean vice free living well help you stay away from people who might lead you to a crisis. Remember if you play in 'dirt' ...you get some on you. {I cleaned that up} Good luck and take care.
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Is it okay for my husband to spank me when I am "out of line" or when I am in a bad mood? I fight it so hard and I cry when he puts me over his knee and harshly tells me what I shitty wife I am being (I cook, clean, take care of our son, laundry, etc)
No, it's not ok for him to condescend you. Tell him to go to Hell
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If you could change your name to anything you wanted, what would it be?
Buford
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The news depicted Billy the Kid as both a hero and a villain during his lifetime and also many years after his death.How do you view him?
I view him as a cold hearted killer.
http://www.badhombres.com/outlaws/billy-the-kid.htm
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If Sarah Palin is nominated, would it be a "catastrophic" result for the GOP?
Why would it? THe Liberals are afraid of her. GO Sarah!!!!!
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Do you believe that Chris McCandless is an idiot and a narcissist as some people have stated?
Who is Chris McCandless? Never heard of him/her
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Who is the more iconic figure Elvis or JFK?
Id pick ELVIS
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At this moment, how do you think Obama is doing as The President?
SCrewing every thing up...big Time
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Hi, my name is Candy. I`m sooo hot! Check out my picture, you should only be able to date me in your dreams. But how would you try and win my love?
I will give you three goats,four Camels and Gold plated Jaguar..will that win your love?
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I'm i a lesbian just because kissed and had sex with a girl?
Are you blonde? DUH!!!
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I get really nervous around attractive girls but I have to work with them all day. What can I do to stop getting like this?
I had the same problem when I worked . I just enjoyed looking at them. None of them ever talked to me anyway.
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Are you able to reject a friend request on A/B and if so, have you? Are you a A/B friend snob?
I have never received a friend request...How would you even know if you did?
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As a child, who did you want to be like when you grew up?
Roy Rogers or Johney Unites
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Do you listen to jazz music?
ON my local PBS Radio station YES
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Do you Cat Nap?
One of the rare plasures of being retired. YES
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Why do some people not take rejection as well as others?
I have read a lot of folks on here preaching about self-esteem. Self esteem is useless when you are an unattractive person. You can have all the self esteem you can muster...if your ugly you will not get a pretty girlfriend. Aint gonna' happen. Now if you are an attractive person self-esteem boils down to having ability to overcome shyness. In this case it well work.
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If you had a pair of X Ray glasses, when would you be tempted to wear them?
Watching Cheerlearders
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Does anyone think Fox news is objective?
They tell it like it is.They are the only one worth watching, I have not watched anything but Fox since last November. Hannity, Limbaugh, and Beck are my news men...to hell with Obama and his cohorts and his state owned news stations. Lone live America.
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What is a muslim in your eyes?
It says in their Karen or what ever...If they meet someone that is not a Muslim they can either convert them or kill them. So I dont care to meet one nor associate with one at all.
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Do you like to eat Spam? (the food)
True....I love it.
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What if you were watching Oprah, and she shouted "people of Earth, behold your God", then Obama came out and gave a speech in military fatigues with a red beret and a cape?
I would not be suprised at all if she said that.
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How do you feel about Obama being a distant cousin of Bush?
Bush folks are from Kenya? BUll
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Were you the kid that was picked on by everyone or the ones that follow the crowd or the bully
I was bully bate
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Can you give me one uncommonly used word and it's definition?
Meretricious:
tawdrily and falsely attractive
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What would you do if AB was all you had,you couldn't work,you're pretty much a loser,and no real friends?*
YOu just described me....LOL
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How do you start a blog
this one is free
http://blogstream.com
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What's the most valuable thing you've ever had in your personal possession (even momentarily)?
Never had anything worth much at all.
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Which one do you prefer, Bender from Futurama or Stewie of Family Guy?
I only watched Family Guy a couple times...I can't stand that little football head Stewie. I would like for someone to kick him and his little head over the gole post of infinity.
AS far as Bender goes...He was pretty cool.
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What shouldn't you do while in a graveyard?
Mess around with a ouija board.
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When was the last time you watched "The Price is Right"?
I watched the last show with Bob Barker. Dew Carry is not funny.not a good hoast. I haven't saw any of the shows with him.
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How much do you care about your children's children's children's children's children's children's children's children's children's children's children's children's children's children's children's children's children's children's children's children?
About as much as I care about your children
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If you are watching TV and on AB right now what are you watching? Is your show taking you away from us?
My wife is watching Dr.Phill i am paying no attention.
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If the American people could vote to make Marijuana legal or keep it illegal, What would your vote be?
I'd vote No, I have a stigma about Pot and other vices. sorry
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I think that the TV show Frasier is the best Spin-Off ever made, do you agree?
A really good show, good writing and excellent acting...If not the best one of the top 5 spin-offs.
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Have you ever watched an entire half-hour infomercial? If, so which one(s)?
Yes, they were shapely females selling Vibrators. All shapes ans sizes. Some looked like the real thing. I am so ashamed....LOL
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In "The Wizard of Oz", why was Dorothy going to miss the Scarecrow the most of all? Did something happen in the movie between them that I missed?
I have often throught about that myself. I think he was more human like than the others.
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Can teenagers experience real love?
I fell in love many as a teen. Unfortunately I was never loved back. I guess a teen can love but unless your loved back it is futile
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If you have Thanksgiving dinner, what is your favorite part?
Pumpkin Pie
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What is the general opinion of the masses on the topic of female Preachers? And is this opinion correct?
I do not like them at all, nor male preachers for that matter...They all want you to send your money to the lord but they give you THEIR address.
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Do Mormons believe in grace or do they believe they work out their own salvation?
What about your Mormon Underwear? LOL
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What do you think was Beyonce's best performance?
I have never ever heard one song of hers...I didn't even know who she was until she was in the news.
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What do you think about the new route rap is going with Kid Cudi, Walle, Drake, and Ashston Roth to name a few?
They all can re-route to hell if I care... LOL
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What do you think of "faith healing?"
I will believe it when a totaly blind person that has been blind from birth, walks before the preacher gets hands laied on them, and walks away seeing for the first time in their life.
I will believe it when a person that was born with an ailment that forbids them from ever takeing a step, gets out of their wheal chair and walkes away.
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What is your most important goal in life? Are you ever going to reach it?
To be a published Author...I have had some articles published..however with out compensation Next goal is to get paid for my writing. I am writing a Novel about illegal whisky runners in North Carolina, Tennessee and Georgia.
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What is the worst TV talk show in history?
The Wiew...it's pukeing bad
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Who do you think was the best president of all time?
Reagan hands down...he was the epitome of Conservatism
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I found this pill in my daughters room...it is red and whitish and it has the letters T, Y, L, E, N, O and L on it......what pill is this
Me thinks dat' be a fertilisation pill. Might be wong doe.
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Red Rover, Red Rover send __________ right over! Who?
Jeri Ryan
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Do you have a cat (or have cats)? What are their names? And what do they look like?
I have a orange Tabby named Jamie Kat...I named him after a former landlord.
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How much did Obama's liberal policies cost to you family so far?
I was laid off shortly after Obama got in office. Under Bush I was working 60 hrs a week. This is the absolute truth. I am not on welfare or any government program...other then my unemployment.
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As God as your witness,did you think turkeys could fly?
This classic show was taken from an event from a radio station in Atlanta Ga that actually did this.
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If a mother and child came up to you and told you that they're hungry and broke,would you help them?
I would if I had anything myself...Id share, sure.
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If you look to the right of where you are now. What's the first thing you see?
My orange Tabby laying on the sofa.
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What is your blog address? What do you write about, in general?
http://sliceoflife.blogstream.com/
I write commentaries mostly however I have recently ventured into the fiction world.
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What blogs do you think are better than Blogger.com and why? Which blogging service would you most recommend that I move to and why?
TRy this one...Blogstream.com
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How intelligent do you think you are? why?
People think I am stupid so I tend to believe them.
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You are on your way to heaven tomorrow. You get to the gates. They check your record on earth. Are you in or are you out?
If heavan aint a lot like Dixie ...I don't want to go.
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If you were rich what would you do with all the money
Id buy me a big ole Moter Home,hire a driver and travel the USA's side roads and write books about what I incounteted along the way.
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In the summer, what might someone find in your backyard?
Copperheads. Maybe an occasional Deer.
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Would you kill a ladybug?
yes them little sum beaches will bit you.
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If you could make up any kind of animal that wasnt made up yet what would you be and why?
A cross between a
skunk and a platypuss calling it. skuapuss.
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What can I add to my tomato soup to make it even better?
I aalways use water...not milk
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I am doing a paper on how the 1969 concert at Woodstock effected America at the time. I was trying to find someone how was at the concert to interview for the paper
It didn't effect me at all. I was not into rock or drugs never have been and Woodstock to me was just a bunch of crazy hippies doing what they do best, Sex Drugs Rock & Roll.
Anyway I was in Viet Nam in 1969 never gave it much throught at all.
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Okay everyone, I hope you went out on this beautiful day and got some fresh air. Tell me, what did you do today on your day off?
I watched Football all day...It was 79 here in Southeastern Tenessee I should of found something to do outside.
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What subject did you struggle with in high school?
All of them I was an underachiever in HS. Underachevier in life. But I managed to get some articles published. So all is not lost..
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What do you think is the most important promblem in our society today?
Hip-Hop culture, sex, drugs and crazed Muslims.
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What are the six main principles of our government that are fundamental to our constitution? (2009-11-08)
Limited Government
Checks and Balances
Federalism
Judicial Review
Popular Sovereignty
Separation of Powers
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What is the name of your local Newspaper?
Chattanooga Times News Free Press unfortunately it's a LIberal Paper. Bummer
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Does it come as a surprise to anyone with a brain that the ft hood shooter is a muslim?
This was a deliberate act of terrorism. Watch and see how the bleeding heart wussy Liberals treat this murderer.
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When you buy a newspaper, which one do you get?
Conservative Paper..not many around
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Does Rod Stewart make you want to invest in automatic weaponry?
Rod Stewart has always made me want to puke.
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If you had a dollar for every person you had sex with ,what would you be able to buy?
Maybe asix pack of diet-coke
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Why does my wife choose to go out to dinner without underpants or a bra with a short dress on and tops that show her nipples?
She is flaunting her stuff. Good one for Jerry Spranger Show. Title: My baby don't wear no Panties.
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Are you old enough to know what hosenfefer and where did you first hear it?
I have a friend that loves it and buys tamed rabbits to put into his freezer to make rabbit stew...but, I don't think I could ever eat Thumper
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When did the Grand Old Opry first open in Nashville?
It all began in 1901 when C.A. Craig, who at the time was the states deputy insurance commissioner, along with several investors won at auction ($17,250) the National sick Accident and Insurance Company and re-named it the National Life And Accident Insurance Company.
It's first offices were on the second floor of a residence located on Union Street after several moves over the years...
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Would you go to war for this country?
Yes I would. I love America unlike a lot of bleeding heart spinless Liberals...I fought in Nam and I would gladely fight fot the USA.
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How did you decide what your fake name would be (the one you're using on this site, for example)? Was it inspired in part by your real name, or is it completely different?
HIllbilly is part of my origanal screen name that I have been useing for years.
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What's the first thing that comes to mind when you see someone talking to his/her self?
I saw a lady talking to her self. What a nut case I thought..It turned out she had one of those ear cell phones on...LOL
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Three of the five people elected to the county school board yesterday were Republicans. Does this spell the end for Obama?
We can only hope.
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Give me one word to describe how you feel right now?
Full I just finished supper
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If you were forced to change your religion, what would your next choice be and what are you now?
It sure wouldn't be a muslim
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I'm becoming a rapper but can't think of a rap name. What are some good names that havent been used, and how could I think of one? (this is a serious question)
Use this: Rapsux
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What if your skin had pockets, what would you carry in them?
A picture of Lucy Lawless
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If you were to get a pig as a pet, what would you name it?
Ham Bone
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If you had to serve one full year in prison, would you rather be in solitary confinement or in the general population?
If I had to speed one day in Prison...I would request Solitary confinement. I was in Jail for three weeks ... and had a single jail cell. Thank God. Incidentally...I was acquitted
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Is it possible to write a good novel in 30 days?
If your Stephen King or, Dean Kootz...sure.
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What goes up, but never comes down?
Taxes
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Do you want to more about Islam?
Not really, I have learned more about Islam in the last 10 years than I every wanted to know. They scare the hell out of me and I am thankful I live in a community that has none. I do believe that while most Muslims claim that their faith is a peacefully religion...I actually think that they are sympathizers to the radical cause
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If I pass out free points would you want any?
Yea I will take them...I just gave you 5
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I actually enjoy writing esseys. Is this weird?
Good for you,you will write a best selling novel.
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If you were to go to a coffee house this evening, what song would you like the singer/guitarist to perform?
Danny Boy!
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On a scale 1-10, how do you rate your neighbors?
I don't have any neighbors I live in the woods
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What makes a man lose interest in sex?
Age seem to be the dominant factor, however I don't think men loose interest as much as their body fails to perform. Viagra is not always the answer.
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What makes a man lose interest in sex?
Age seem to be the dominant factor, however I don't think men really loose interest as much as their body fails to perform. Viagra is not always the answer.
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Did God really send Eminem to piss the world off?
M&Ms don't piss me off. LOL
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Think of a voice that annoys you. Why does it annoy you?
Rachael Ray...Fran Drescher...Nancy Pelosi they all make me want to puke.
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If i stick a rocket up my cats anus would my dog chase it or get worried that it would be next or shall i do it to the both of them to see who goes faster bets please
I bet one thing; you are a certified idiot!
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One of my life's goals it to write a bestselling ficitional story. But there is a problem, the main character's adventures take him to places I've never been to. How do I write about places I've never been to?
I have some published articles, and I never been to college. They never ask me anyway...guess they liked my work. I have a total of six articles published with two pending for future publication.
I am not barging or tooting my own horn, I am merely saying if you have been to collage are attending at this time...you have a better chance. So write, write and write. Good Luck to you.
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Do you have many friends? If so,how often do you hang out with them? Or are you more of a loner?
All my friends are merely acquaintances, unfortunately, but I get by I have pretty much been a loner since high school.
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Remember Marcy from "Married With Children"?
yes I heard that she was also Gay...is this true?
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Is there a box of macaroni and cheese anywhere in your house?
They were until my wife made me some golosh with it.
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Obama, Pelosi, Reid, worst thing that ever happened to America, ever?
Yes in my book they are ...and it's going to get worse if they are not put out of office in 2012
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What's so great about fishing anyway !?
I like to drown worms
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Finish this sentence: I like rice with ___________.
Chicken nuggets
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Are you going to buy Madonna's new CD "Hard Candy"?
No, I never have bought one of her CDs...I never will. I think she is the epitome of white trash.
Sorry to be so blunt but it is my personal feelings.
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Do you know that Muslims were in the Americas, hundreds of years before Columbus ? .... Read this article before you answer: http://www.themodernreligion.com/ht/before-columbus.html
Who cares?
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Who else thinks Icy is going to Pass out before she Flirts with every guy on AB?
She aahas not flearted with me yet.
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Where did that egg land after a Halloween trickster threw it at you?
Nose
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It is Halloween! Would anyone else like to join me in wishing the Devil a happy birthday?
get a life
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Sarah Palin's Father says she is busy writing a book. Will you buy it when it comes out?
Yes I would
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Do you think "The Climb" by Miley Cyrus is overplayed on the radio?
I have never heard her sing nor do I want too...I like her dad a lot better. she is just a Britney Spears want to be.
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Do you think Obama has a chance in the 2012 Election?
I hope the hell not!!
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Did you even know who Michael Vick was before the dogfighting charges? Because I know a lot of people that didn't.
Yes, it was that dude that took the microphone away from Taylor Swift that I never heard of and still don't know who he is.
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One of my life's goals it to write a bestselling ficitional story. But there is a problem, the main character's adventures take him to places I've never been to. How do I write about places I've never been to?
World Book encyclopedia and your imagination
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Is there a female doctor in WV that castrates men. The pain from my balls is unbearable, they got to go. I'm too embaressed to go to male Doctor.
YOu are a Idiot!
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Who wrote the script to the sound of music
The PLAY was written and produced by the (Tolerance Twins) Dick Rogers and Oscar Hammerstein, who seemed to gravitate to offbeat and controversial plot lines- for example the admixture of studied ugliness in (Oklahoma), the Race-Mixing angle in South Pacific, and so on. The tale was inspired in part by the factual Von Trapp family but the play, as usual took some liberties with the facts as...
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I come from another planet.DO you believe me?
YOu must be from Capital Hill
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What's something that you've done that most people have never or will never experience?
I walked the intire leangth of the Great Wall of China...backwards.
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What comes to your mind when i say halloween?
Jamie Lee Curtis
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If I told you that I need you, as a friend, how would you respond to me?
I would be happy to be your friend as I have few true friends
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Explain your best friend in one word.
I married my best friend.
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What's something YOU always get from the grocery store?
Coffee
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I am fat, ugly, short, stupid, and every negative things I could find in myself. Whoever said I am pretty, I think they just wanted to make me happy, they were lying to me. I think I shouldn't have been born. What's wrong with me?
Self esteem don't mean a lot when you are actually unattractive. It leads to a lot of disappointments and let downs.
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I think I am pretty darn ugly, why do I only like good looking men?
Because ugly men like good looking women...sad but a fact of life.
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Who was your least favorite Saparno Charator.
They all were ruthless murderies but Raphie and Christopher were two I loved to hate.
Thanks for responding
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Do you wish there was a filter so that you could completely block people who use racism on answerbag (like they didn't even exist)?
It's the Conservative bashers I want to block. I don't read the raciest stuff.
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What have you learned here in AB up till now?
They are a lot of Liberals and seems a lot less Conservitives. They are also a lot of educated folks on here.
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Do you earn more than $50K a year?
I wish...LOL
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What is the most memorable movie theme to you?
Love theme from...The GodFather, Speak Softly LOve
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How do you make gravy from scratch in particularly sausage gravy for biscuits?
http://www.instructables.com/id/Easy_Southern_Style_Biscuits_and_Gravy/
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Does your spouse give you money?
I get $5.00 a week
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When somebody gives you less than the full 6 points for your answer, do you think that they are pulling your chain or do you think that you deserved it?
How can you give more than 3 points at a time?
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Do we finally have top achiever in the Oval Office? Obama tied Pres. Bush in the number of rounds of golf played in office: 24. Not to mention his Nobel prize.
Obama is a farce..Bush had class.
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If pissing on Jesus is funny why doesn't HBO or another cable channel do a show about pissing on Mohammad? Wouldn't that get a few laughs, too?
It would be funny but they don't hasve the Balls to do that.
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Which interpretation of the Italian mafia do you prefer, The Sopranos or the character's in The Godfather?
THe GOdfathers movies
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If Woody Allen was not rich and famous, do you think he would still be a virgin?
What in the hell do women see in this pervert? He married his step-daughter.
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Who’s your favorite TV and/or movie dad? The initials of my favorite are AB. Who do you think my favorite is?
Ward Clever from Leave it to Beaver...when that show was on my dad was not at home with us and I kind'a adopted Mr Clever as a dad figure.
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Is it legal for an eighteen year old to have sex with a fifteen year old in the state of Tennessee?
No
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Lets play a game:You put down the name of a song and i will try to guess the artist.Game anyone?
Ventura Highway
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Does Monty Python make you laugh?
NO don't like him at all I did like Benny Hill he had necked girls on his show sometimes. LOL
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Do you subscribe to any magazines?
Yes ...TOMBIGBEE Country Magazine
http://tombigbeemagazine.tripod.com
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I'm scared, i feel something mysterious is about to happen, i keep on seeing same digits whenever i want to look at the time (digital) e.g. 02:02, 11:11, 09:09. This happens like 3times in a day and aren't delibrate. Pls advise
11:11 is my favorite..when I was working I loved to try to do this everday..sometimes I would get early enough to see 11:11:11
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Whats one thing you would never wear .
Ear rings. Id die first.
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What do you do if you drop your favorite pen in a public toilet?
I would throw a $10.00 bill in there to make it worth getting the pin out.
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If I buy the large rolling papers, will you allow me to smoke your tampon?
you are one sick....+_)_)) (*&(*%
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If you wrote a movie about your entire life, what would the name of the movie be, and what would the rating be (G,PG,PG-13, R, or NC-17)?
THE BORN LOOSER Rated P for Pathetic
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Do you believe the Vatican is hiding important information regarding historical events from the general public(not Jesus related)?
Mafia money is one thing they hide.
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If you could vote Obama out of office, would you?
Hell Yea!
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Do you trust news stories in the media?
I trust only FOX,none of the rest have any merit.
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What can you hear right now?
Football game on TV
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What would be an example of a fashion faux pas?
Ear rings on men...especally when they wear two or more in both ears...None is best.
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Do you remember what the number one hit song was when you graduated from high school?
1. To Sir With Love, Lulu
2. Happy Together, the Turtles
3. Windy, Association
4. Ode To Billie Joe, Bobby Gentry
5. I'm A Believer, the Monkees
6. Light My Fire, The Doors
7. Somethin' Stupid, Nancy Sinatra & Frank Sinatra
8. The Letter, Box Tops
9. Groovin', Young Rascals
10. Kind Of A Drag, Buckinghams
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What is the best destraction you can get to get over a girl or get her off your mind?
Another girl is the obvious I expect.
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How much will the war on Fox cost to taxpayers? Can we even win this war?
FOX will win.
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On Thanksgiving you see a homeless person. Do you give them money for a meal or take them home for dinner with you?
I give them the Help Wanted section of our local newspaper.
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Hitler. Mad man or genius?
Hitler is burning in Hell
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Have you ever thought that the only time, in the Bible, that Jesus Christ lost his temper was when he kicked the Capitalist out of His Fathers Temple? What does this tell you, good or bad, about the economics of Capitalism?
Well, I guess Jesus was a Liberal.
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Who do you think is the most UNDER rated person?
That'd be me....LOL
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Is it me or is Paris Hilton a waste of oxygen?
Yes along with Britney Spears, Miley Cyrus
and Beyonkia
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Name two things you consider yourself to be bad at
everthing
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Best show on television?
SCRUBS
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What is the oldest television show you actually remember watching as a child?
Lassie...I love Lucy...I married Jone...Dragnet
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What do you think about Glen Beck's commentaries?
He is right on in my book...Go Glen Go!
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Barack Obama vs. Fox News. Barack Obama's administration fights Fox News for criticizing them.
Even Clinton's cabinet has never been at war with Fox. I guess they were not as coward and petty.
Does this look like a Freedom of Speech to you?
Obama is olny mad at FOX for teling the truth.
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What does it take to be successful as a writer?
Never give up study consistently, send your writings to small markets first and get your foot in the door. Persistence is the key.
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Who would win if the Tennessee Titans played the Washington Redskins?
In all probability...Red Skins, and I am in Tennessee.
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Be creative. If you were homeless and had to stand on a street corner with a cardboard sign, what would you write?
I WILL WORK FIRST... YOU PAY WHEN I AM DONE
NO DONATIONS WILL BE ACCEPTED WITHOUT WORK
This may sound a bit whimsical, but it would be my sign.
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Is it worse to say the truth with bad intent, or to lie?
The trouble with truth is -- It hurts. It hurts to know the truth and it hurts to tell the truth. Telling a little white lie might keep us out of trouble for a while. It may save us embarrassment of not admitting to a mistake that we let others take the blame, so we can stay behind our shield and continue to project perfection.
Knowing the truth can also upset us. Learning things that were...
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Do you think the world would be a better place if spiders where gone for good?
Absolutely, along with Cockroaches, Snakes, Lice, Scorpions and Pit Bulldogs.
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What is the safest daily dose for alcohol consumption
I am going over the wall here and say "O" works for me.
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Why cant i just leave this asshole who treats me like shit?
It's easy walk out the front door and tell him to go to hell.
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My Cheerios spoke to me in the voice of Elvis this morning. Should I be concerned?
Yes, call the men in the white coats now!!!!
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Does the Obama administration have a clear strategy for Afghanistan?
They don't have a clear strategty for anything but control of the American people and higher Tax.
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Do you think Penn & Teller will ever run out of bullshit to debunk?
As long as they are lampooning Liberals and Democrats they will servive. Go Sarah Go
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Do you thinks its possible to really really like a guy the first time you meet them, as in like head over heals!! you cant stop thinking about them and it drives you mental?
I don't think so. You could be experanceing lust instead of love.
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Do you or did you have an imaginative friend? A friend you made up? And will you tell me about them/he/she/it?
I had a lot of imaginative girl friends when I was young.
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Do you think Mackenzie Phillip's allegations about her and her father's relationship was written for the sole purpose of selling her book and making money?
How could any human being ley along her father, get into bed with her. She is god ugly
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Have you ever taken a class where you felt they were pushing the info as opposed to teaching it?
All the goverment schools do that
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What would you do if Paris Hilton popped out of your birthday cake?
Throw my presents at her.
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Would you listen to George W. Bush as a motivational speaker?
Absoultly yes. He don't need no freaking teleprompter.
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How do you tell right wing from left wing politicts?
That's easy the right wing are the good guys.
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Does all the right wing hype over ACORN remind you of how interested they were in Bill Clinton's dick?
Hey Liberal...I took away 4 from you for this stupid question
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Is Micheal Jackson Black?
No, he is dead!
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Is a federal law that Prisoners have cable television?
Why should they have it..all they need is three hots and a cot.
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If bad judgment was a crime, would you be in prison?
I'd be doing a double life sentence
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Do you ever share your dinner with your doggie?
I don't own a dog but I share mine with my Cat.
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Would you wear a Sarah Palin Halloween mask?
NO but I would wear a Obama mask and go around scareing the hell out of tax payers...LOL LOL
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What is a food that tastes better with milk?
Cornbread...Really just crumble some up in a glass of milk and eat it with a spoon... man it's good.
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How would you define attraction?
Physically it is unfare..Unactrictave folks have no chance with love in life
and it's not even their fault
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Im in this this kind of duet thing, and i need to write a song for us, anyone got any idea's on lyrics?
Your Not Dreaming About Me
As You lie there sleeping
look so peaceful
Your long hair flowing around your pillow
And as I watch you sleep
It's plain for me to see
That your not dreaming about me.
Chorus:
Your not dreaming about me
I can tell by the soft smile on your face
and in your silent slumber
Can't help but wonder
Who dances with you in your dreams...
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What does your underwear say right now?
You need bladder control
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How can i rich
Get educated...vote Conservitive...hard work...and live with in your on means.
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Im in this this kind of duet thing, and i need to write a song for us, anyone got any idea's on lyrics?
I got some lyrics for you I will send in the morning. They are on my computer. I am on my wifes right now and have to change over conecting wire to get on. And she is hollering at me noe to get off here.
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Who was the worst US President ever?
Obama takes the cake on that one. Hands down.
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What is your favorite famous quote?
What ever else you do today,you find somebody to be nice too... Ludlow Porch
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Name a fat person.
you mama
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"One man alone can be pretty dumb sometimes, but for real bona fide stupidity, there ain't nothin' can beat teamwork." - Edward Abbey. What's your teamwork story to prove the Abbey Rule?
OBAMA-BIDEN
NONE MORE DESERVING
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Is 25 too old to be watching cartoons?
I am 61 and I watch them every day..I love Sponge Bob
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"He's dead Jim". What other catch lines immediately identify a show for you?
Are you talking to me? Who the **** you talking too? Robert Deniro in... Taxi Driver
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What is "liberal arts"?
So are they any Conservative Arts Colleges?
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What is something you do every Saturday?
Watch College Footbal
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Would you encourage your child to take an internship with a Congressman on Capitol Hill?
Only the Republicans
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What is one thing you are never 'too old' for?
Banana Puddin
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Why would God allow the science of abortion to even be discovered if She is against it?
SHE?
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How can I become a country music singer?
Three cords and a song.
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Who do you think has the worst voice in country music?
Kris Kristofferson great song writter but god awful voice
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If I were to take a road trip and pass through your state, what is something I would definitely need to see?
Grand Ole Opera...Dollywood...Gatlinburg...Peigon Forge..Dayton Tennessee (home of Scopes Monkey Trial.)
Tennessee Titans Statumn.
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What is your view of a 11 year old girl dating a 65 year old man? How about 7 and 43? 12 and 86? 13 and 109?
Im 79 and my girlfriend is 100 is that to much age differance?
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What color panties turn you on?
I like white, got to be white and regular panties not the frilly are lace kind.
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Do you believe these MALE ENHANCEMENT "drugs" are REALLY placebos?
I laugh at the 'Extend' comercials.."try it and see how much fun you'll have" LOL
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What is your favorite type of pizza?
PaPa Johns hands down
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When is the wrong time to kiss :)
After you used the Potty #2
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What's your favourite band, based on their lyrics?
Confederiate Railroad.
"Southern made by my Maw and Paw, Southeren Born by the grace of God''
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What would you like to do if you go to heaven?
ASk God why he let me be born ugly and with substandard intelligence.
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Is it against the law to wear a thong to a cathedral?
ASk your pastor he might have one on.
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Would anyone like to join me in congratulating President Barack Obama on winning the Nobel Peace Prize?
NO! Not me ...I heard that he was getting the Heisman Trophy 'cause he watched a college tfootball game this weekend.
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Which TV personality are you most like? I am Gibbs on NCIS.
John Goodman
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What is something you should never say to a Democrat? (Here comes Dr. Flaming)
I heard you voted for McCane
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What shouldn't you do while eating at a restaurant?
Talk on Cell phone, blow your nose, talk loudly, and stare at good looking women...I have trouble with this one. LOL
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Has Playboy magazine lost it's mind with a cartoon character as the centerfold?
Marge Simpson? LOL It's a satire.
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What Movie or TV Show character, do YOU think is especially hot?
I especially like JORDAN Dr.Cox's wife on Scrubs. I have fantasies about her.
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What do you think of when you think of Mexico?
The Alamo, Davy Crocket, Jim Booie, and The USA BORDER
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Now that Obama has been in Office for 9 months, do you miss George W Bush?
Hell YES!!!!!!!!
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Lots of people on dating websites describe themselves as "Spiritual but not religious." What do you think this really means?
Agnostic
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Halftime at a College football game is a big deal with entertainment and marching bands. Why don't Pro football games do anything special during halftime at games? It seems they just show commercials and have announcers talk then.
They used to have Half-time shows back in the 60s I enjoyed them. They did have bands and other things..somehow they got too much into commercials and Hyping other games and players.
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Words that sound dirty but aren't: Can you add to this list?
cumquat
Netherlands
garden hoe
Orel Hershiser
crotchety
First one I thought of was 'Defrage' that sounds completely nasty.
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What is your view on a 14 year old girl dating a 29 year old man?
Put the idiot under the Jail
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Phew! Friday...what drink should I serve you?
Diet COke on the rocks
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If a man's wife (or a wife's husband) is permanently incapable of performing sex, is it ok to find sex elsewhere?
No, some do anyway.
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Did you hear that Obama has officially won everything?
He's got my reward for A&& hole of the decade.
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Is poop edible?
Only for Liberals.
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Will you punch a mirror if you were ugly?
That's why I have no mirrows in my house.
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What's the worst AC/DC album?
ALL OF THEM
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If I were to pass you on the street, I would smile and try to make eye contact...what would you likely do? Smile back or move on without acknowledgement?
If you or any other woman smiled at me I would think that they were a prostitute 'cause women never look at me let along smile.
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Do you believe President Obama will ever be re-elected for a 2nd term?
I hope the hell not
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Why didn't Bush get The Nobel Prize?
He certainly deserved it more that Bo'homa
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Are you happy that our president Mr. Obama winning Nobel peace prize?
NO! he should give it back, along with his resignation,
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What is your favorite band that begins with the letter C
Confederate Railroad
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What are you thinking when you look up at the sky day or night?
Infinity
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I had a friend in college who swore by laying on his arm until it went numb and then using that arm to play with himself. He said it was like he was getting a handjob from someone else. What do you all of you think BS?
I actually heard JD tell someone that on Scrubs once.
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What are the top 5 things you do to wake up in the morning?
1.Turn Bed side light on
2 Go Bathroom
3.Dress
4.Feed my Cat
5.Make Coffee/Go on Internet
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How many people have still got a land line at home?
Yes, can't have internet without land line.
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How are butterflies tethered? What is tethering?
tether
a. A rope, chain, or similar restraint for holding an animal in place, allowing a short radius in which it can move about.
b. A similar ropelike restraint used as a safety measure, especially for young children and astronauts.
2. A rope, chain, or similar restraint for holding one, especially an animal, in place, allowing a short radius in which one can move about.
3. The...
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Is there a male singer you LITERALLY thought was a woman the first time you heard them?
Someone already stole my Thunder...Boy George
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Were you spanked as a child? If so...Was it discipline or abuse? Would you change it or do you think it did you well?
No, I was Whipped with a Hicory Sitch. A lot.
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Can you spot the undercover cop in this photo?
Looks like Photo Shop work to me. This is too absurd to be true..
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What's the first line from Janis Joplin's Bobby Magee tune?
Roger Miller had the first hit with this song and in my book the best. I couldn't stand Janis JOplin.
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WOW did you know that the Olympic Committee was racist? How could they go against The Obama and The Oprah?
I live to go against Obama in any way posable.
No, I am not a raciest am a Conservative
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What comes to mind when i mention the year "2012"
Obama gettig voted out of office.
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What means the word "hitherto"? Can you give me an example of how the word can be used?
HIllbilly verson: If she hits you Hit her to. Sorry couldn't resist this one. I know Iam.... a redneck
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I feel horrible, but I'm about to break up with my boyfriend. He doesn't know it's coming - nothing "wrong" with the relationship, I just feel like I need to go in a completely different direction. How can I do this and not hurt him *too* much?
If he is a good looking guy he will find someone else promply. Don't worry about him. Pretty girls are a dime a dozen.
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If you were going to take something off, what would that be?
My socks
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So Roman Polanski has been arrested on a 1977 statutory rape charge. Has justice finally been served, or is it unfair?
Rape is Pape regardless of the young lady being a tese. He should of found a woman of age. I am sure he would of had no trouble doing that.
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Why is it that most mp3 players have an FM radio but none have AM?
Good Question...I wish they diud also
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Im almost thirteen and i try to masturbate to videos and stuff on the web but i can only get this really good feeling in my dick but i cant squirt any cum out, is that weird?
It is strange to me that AB let your post get on here. That proves to me that they are no moderaters on AB.
I think your too young to be asking questions of this nature anyway. Waite until you grow up.
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My boyfriend is very cynical and is constantly negative about everything, and even though there is a lot of truth in what he says, I am sick of hearing him repeat it. How can I tell him I don't want to hear these things?
Simple, Say; SHUT THE HELL UP!!
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I think my room mate is a hooker,how can I test her?
SAy I think you are a whore are you?
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What job sounds like it would be a lot of fun?
Pilot
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During a telephone conversation, I had an argument with a buddy, who claims that the sequential numbers on a box of WHEATIES® are SERIAL numbers, but I say that they are instead CEREAL numbers. Which one of us is right, and why?
This is funny...are you Jerry Seinfeld? + points
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What would we never find on your Ipod?
Rap,Rock,Hip-Hop and Cristan Rock. Never Id die first.
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Have you ever successfully quit smoking? How did you do it?
Cold Turkey...9 year ago. It is wonderful to be smoke free.
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Today is the International Day of Non-Violence. How are you commemorating it?
Beat somebody up?
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What's the largest bill you have in your wallet right now?
One $1.00 Bill
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Do you believe there's a vast, right-wing conspiracy?
Not at all; all the bad guys are on the left.
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Are you goodlooking? please justify your answer
NO, not at all.I wish..but that's the way God made me and I live with it.
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I just read on the internet that Barack Obama looked kind of tired in Copenhagen!!! Why is he trying to destroy America like this!?!? </parody of Obama-hating loons>
It is his
Liberal agenda to take over America. Better vote this Idiot out in '12
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It seems a lot of information is skewed everywhere we go. What is the best way to find the facts when it comes to politics, history, news stories etc.
THat is easy..Watch only FOX news..Listen to Glen Beck Rush LInbaugh, and Shan Hannity.
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Michael Moore has a brand new movie out portraying the truth about how the Republican party under the Bush regime raped this country blind. How many right wingers are going to own up to this?
WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THING THE LIBERALS ARE DOING TO THIS COUNTRY HAVEING FREAKING PICKNIC?
Micheal morre is a fat Liberal pig.
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Is there something you find annoying here on AB?
Liberals who parse Bo,homma on his socialistic
efforts.
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Why is Republican culture so confused about what racism is?
We are the good guys here, remember that. We are not raciest at all. If we disagree with Bo,homma's socialest agenda we are deemed raciest.
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Can i put a knife to your heart?
Sure if I can put a railroad spick up you a&&
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My boss says "Free Admission" sounds "cheap". So, what other term can I use to convey the same meaning?
gratis
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Do you remember the Mamas and the Papas?
Yes some good songs but they were drugies.
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What item that you currently pay for, do you wish was Free?
Cell Phones refill minute cards
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Scrubs, or Malcolm In The Middle?
Scrubs is one show that can be ridiculous, hilarious, making light of death and poignant all in one show... I love it.
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If love does exist why are so many people heartbroken nowadays... If love does exist why are there so many divorces, break ups, and infidelity. Am I wrong to conclude that LOVE DOESNT exist..just another cop out to get moeny from others on VALENTINES day?
True love is rare. If love was fair unattractive people would be included in the love game. Unattractive people could never find love, and only attractive people find what they think is love...well that aint fair so in essence love does not exist, at least for all.
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What is something you don't care for?
Drugs, alcohol, mean spirited people, and Liberals.
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To all Anti-Obama people please read.
Still think he is the devil?
He's liberal that's pretty damn close to a devil.
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I am 70 and have met and love a young woman of 19. She loves me as well. We want to marry. This is no joke we are serious. Do you think we are doing the right thing?
They are no way in Hell a young woman of 19 can love an old man of 70. I am sorry I don't believe this is ever real. ..Unless she is homely and cant get a young man that very well my be the case then I will buy it.
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When I make love to my wife, I get images of hitler when I orgasm. Is this bad?
That's funny I get images of Dr Phill wnen I make love to your wife.
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Guys: Do you tend to attract women like Ginger, Mary Ann or Mrs. Howell?
Girls: Do you tend to attract men like Gilligan, The Skipper, The professor or Ginger?
None of these I was never attracted by any woman. Not even the ugly ones.
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How do we avoid "Roadblocks" in life?
A Fork in the Road
As we travel down life’s highway, we might find that where we are headed is not exactly where we might think we could have been. The proverbial fork in the road sometimes leads us to different destinations than we set out. Sometimes it might be a good thing and sometimes it might turn out to be regretful.
Is it by happenstance that we find our way to a...
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Does anyone on AB own a yurt?
I looked this up and I think I will try to build me one in my back yard and I will have a yard yert.
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You can do what you want to Abe, but the next time you see me commin' ......... ......... ......... Fill in blanks.
I will be armed with a sword.
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I got really drunk flirted with some chic broke a window started a fight with my girlfriendwoke up in the drunk tank i was shocked with a stun gun i dont remeber any of it now my girl broke up with me ive lost everything any advice?
Yes, GET A LIFE LOSER!
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Do you believe the world will end on December 21, 2012?
No Augest 22, 2345
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Who do you think is the worst president the U.S has ever had?
The one in office now, hands down..
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ok
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People think that the poor are not so wise as the rich, for if a man be wise, why is he poor?
I am poor but I aint the dullest nail in the bucket. Education don't grantee success. Have you ever heard of Educated Idiots?
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Do you have health insurance? Who pays for it?
I lost my insurence when I was laied off from my Job. I don't know if I will get anymore..I don't want Obamm care
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Adult single women don't find me interesting, or willing to be part of a relationship with me. What can be done, -or- will I keep having to "rent a car" so to speak?
If it wasn't for the 'Rent a Car' business I would still be in the parking lot. I was never atracative to women. Now that I am a old man It don't matter anymore.
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Which Horror movie has scared you the most?
The Exorcist
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What is your favorite pizza place?
PaPa JOhns
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If your pet suddenly talked and asked for a beer, what would you say?
Cha-chink!!!
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How do you feel about the name Arfur? its my dogs name
I think it is very clever nd I like it.
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Do governments lie?
Only when their mouths are open.
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Can I hang out with you for awhile?
Yes but I don't drink or smoke, I can only offer Coffee.
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Is the word obama allowed in your house?
They are only two people in my home and we never mention Bo'homma are any of his idiot corhorts Liberals.
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Who do you think is the worst president the U.S has ever had?
Jimmy Carter followed close by the current President
These two will go down in History as not olny worst but pathetic.
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We are writing our own wedding vows. Is it tacky to read them off a piece of paper. I know I'm not going to remember them. I will be to busy being emotional.
My wife and I wrote our own wows. WE read them off paper and we both cried like babies...We even got the JP crying.
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Where does Jimmy Carter get his information on racism?
Guess he ate to many peanuts and they rotted his Liberal brain. He is a trpical liberal loud mouth.
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Can you name a famous horse?
Buttermilk...Dail Evens
Silver...Long Ranger
Flicka
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Have you ever looked in the mirror and said "what the hell happened"?
No actually I cry and say why? oh god Why?
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Serously, is it Wise for Pelosi to call the CIA liars.
Pelosi couldn't find her Butt with a ten man working party.
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Why is it that it's legal to pay a half naked woman to beat you with a whip, kick you in the balls and/or etc, but you go to jail if you pay for straight, normal missionary sex?
YOu are sick and need help. Please find it soon.
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OK, who has actually eaten Rutabaga? How do you cook it and what does it taste like?
I have never eaten it Cooked or in a pie..but I have ate it raw. with a dash of salt.
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Do you own a computer?
NO I can't aford one I get this AB on my walkman
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Do you look down on people who have had an abortion?
Sorry...but I do...I think it is Murder, just my opinion..YOU DUD ASK.
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How factually accurate is Dan Brown?
He has a vivid imagination...that's all
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Did any old people like the Sex Pistols and go to their concerts?
I despised them and thought that they were white trash, No never listen to their junk.
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What is the earliest hour you would have lunch?
12:00 noon
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Marijuana is the answer; What was the question?
What is a stupid thing to have on you while driving.
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I'm writing a description essay about wandering through a creepy abandoned house. I need ideas about how I should end it. Thanks =)
I think it should have a good ending, dismissing anything paranormal. Just to get you out safly.
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Patrick Swayze will most likely always be remembered most for his roles in Dirty Dancing and Ghost. What is your favorite Patrick Swayze role?
North and South movie.
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Does anyone like being a loner. I do. It's not like I can't fit in, or I don't have friends, I just like being on my own. I like shopping by myself, I like going for walks by myself. I rarely use my phone, but do go out for lunch with a group or parties.
I do it because I don't have friends and I don't fit in 'cause I dont drink or use drugs i expect.
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Do you like Cheech and Chong?
No, they were big advocators of drugs, next to the Beatles
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Would you be interested in reading Ted Kennedy's memoir "True Compass"?
NO not interested in anything a Liberal writes..it's all lies.
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What do you think George W. Bush is doing right now?
Praying for America to get over the damage Bo'homma has caused.
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Do you have any friends who are policemen?
yes and he id a gooden' takes alot of drugies in; in cuffs.
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What are five things that you should never say to a Hells Angel?
1. Do you guys wear pink underwear?
2. Is your Bitch really a Bitch?
3. You all would look cute in halter tops
4. I heard that Hell angels are all gay.
5. Does your Mama and Daddy know you out.
ps. Any of these would most likeky get you killed. LOL
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Which would you rather watch? CNN or Mtv?
I only watch FOX News and CMT
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Has Eminem ever considered quitting his job as a rap artist?
who gives a Sh&T?
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Is kanye west considered rap?
He is 'TRASH' in my book.
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Explain what understand by “legally acceptable lying”. State why you agree or disagree that all lying is unethical.
In my life I have learned that lying is a terrible vice. That it can lead to other vices if it is left to grow devouring all self respect. It is better to tell the truth even if it leaves us with despair and hanging our head in shame. We can always seek redemption for our sin and the shame will soon dissolve into peace of mind.
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What is the most beautiful creature in the world?
MY lovely Wife
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Is there anything better than sex? What?
HOt Butterd Grits!
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Have you watched Taken movie?
Is this movie based on Dean Kootz's Novel
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Little things that give you pleasure?
Coffee in the Am
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Was Jesus a communist?
No, but IS a Republican I am sure.
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Do you dip your oreos in milk?
No when I have them I dip 'em in Coffee.
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Billy May died today. Will you miss him? Do you know who he was?
William Darrell "Billy" Mays, Jr. (July 20, 1958 – June 28, 2009) What planet have you been on?
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Writting lesson.. Is it "-----",he says or "----" He said. I seem to be having this trouble when i was writing stories..which is the correct one?
Most of the books I read have; He said or She said.
A lot of, he said or she said gets redundant so wheen I write I use something as follows:
I tryed to get home before Mother left, he said, as he put his Duffel Bag down on the sidewalk and lit a cigarette.
"Well, son it's good to have you home his father told him picking up his Duffel Bag, Mother will be back soon."
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Do you believe that the 9/11 attack was the US Government or so called Terrorist?
Actually I believe that the Democrats did it.
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Does anyone play a type of musical instrument and why did you choose that to play
I used to play a mean Guitar but I cut a couple fingers off at work and that stopped that. I can play the Blues Harmonica. It's fun playing along with blues songs on the radio.
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Is this a boy or a girl?
So what is it? YOu gounfg to let us know? I say it's a sissy boy. LOL
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Where is the hotel that is pictured on the Eagles album cover 'Hotel California' located? Is it still standing and in use?
Did you know that: that song was about Devil Worship?
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Obama declared today a day of service (and remembrance)... may I please get an effin break! Does this guy have no shame?
He wants us to serve HIM get it?
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Did you vote for Obama? are you now sorry you did and why? be honest.
Hell NO!!!!
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If we start shooting Republicans in the head, will we liberate America from boring 9/11 stories?
Yet another Welfare recipient blowing off steam
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What's your opinion of recent allegations that Barack Obama's political supporters are "Cult-like"?
Brain washed is more the word.
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Obama will ask for more troops for the Afghan war. So naturally, GOPers will oppose him. What spin will they adopt to argue against trying to win a war they launched and forgot to win?
Obama lies!!
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Do you think Obama will make it happen when he say's illegals won't get free healthcare like they do now? Many americans are forced to cross the border for affordable health and dental care, it's so unfair.
Obama lied to the nation about extending his NO Enforcement - Open Border Amnesty Policy to ObamaCare. He said his plan would not apply to illegals and Congressman Joe Wilson called him on his lie. Just cross the border and enter a government clinic and you can get free health care paid for by U.S. taxpayers. Dont worry your illegal status will not be questioned ObamaCare has no mandatory...
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What is it that gives you a "buzz"?
Wakeing up on earth each morning.
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Are you ready for some FOOTBALL? The NFL season start tonight!!!!
My Titans lost but it was a great game. Yes Im ready.
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Who is dumber: Bush or Palin?
You are dumber then both of them togeather and your most likely on Wel-Fare. Shut up Liberal
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Who is dumber: Bush or Palin?
you are dumber that a bag of rocks
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Do you think Barack Obama is a liar?
Yes!
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At what point did Dick Cheney become "crazy"?
Same day your Messiah was elected president.
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What would you choose to be your last meal?
fried patotes and kool-aid
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What does a lighthouse do?
http://lighthousegetaway.com/lights/maine3.html
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What have you done for your country?
Served in Viet Nam.
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Have you been lucky or unlucky in love?
Always unlucky I have never ended a relationship...It was always the woman and it was always unceremoniously
they just left without warning.but I met my current wife on line and we have made it 7 years so far.
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Have you ever been so poor that the only foods you could afford to eat was top roman and potatos?
am currently not on Food Stamps but I have been. Dave Ramsey and Neil Bortz are always belittling folks on food stamps by calling them pathetic losers.
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Who was Moses?
The question should be, "Where was Moses when the lights went out"?
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What place in the world has the pretentious people?
Washington D.C I expect
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What is the last thing you do before going to bed?
Drink a big ole glass of ice tea
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I just tried to kill a bee sized ant. It was black and it had 2 white dots on its back end and i hit it with a shoe 3 times and it still got away. What was that?
I saw a couple of these little devels in my front yard and stomped them and they just ran away.
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I just tried to kill a bee sized ant. It was black and it had 2 white dots on its back end and i hit it with a shoe 3 times and it still got away. What was that?
http://www.ca.uky.edu/entomology/entfacts/ef442.asp
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Have you ever been stung by a Bumble Bee, Honey Bee, Yellow Jacket, Wasp, Hornet or Horse Fly?
yes all of them mostly as a child but lately I got it from a wasp opeing my tool shed
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When seeing horrible things on the news, (child abuse, murders of the innocent, hunger, etc ), do you wish more than anything that you could fix it all. Does it eat at you (like it does me) that you cant do more?
I never watch the News...I read what I want from the newspaper,and computer. The world is going to Hell anyway why woller in the agony of that fact?
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What do you think when you wake up?
Coffee after I feed my Cat LOL
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If you could change your first name to anything else, what name would you choose?
Gomer
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What genre book are you reading right now?
Horror: Dean Koozts---The Husband
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In your opinion, would the number of people who embrace religion be more, less, or the same if religion wouldn't have as its chief appeal the frightening concept of "Hell-Fire"?
In the Baptist faith the preachers emphasize Hell so much that it scares a lot of folks into going to the alter and get 'SAVED'. I know it did me as a child.
When my parents told me of Hell, It scared me so bad
that I was afraid that I would do something that God would not like and kill me.
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Do Republicans live in neighborhoods where lots of lawn fertilizer is used?
Shut up Liberal!!!!
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If private health/medical care insurance works so well, why have medical costs doubled in the last 10 years?
Waite until Uncle Sugar gets a hold of it if you want to see cost. LOL LOL LOL
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Who is your favorite author? Mine is Kurt Vonnegut.
Dean Koots and Stephen King
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How do you feel about Obama's plan to make a live speech to all school children?
He's gonna lie anyway.Most of the parents in the Goverment schools are LIberal. It Wont mean a thing to me. I haven't heard him speak ever. I dont watch the Liberals news networks. I ONLY WATCH FOX So Oboma can kiss my Grits
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A friend of mine claims that the attached photo is of a Republican member of the US Congress. I don't recognize which one he is. Can any of you identify him for me, please? (I'm just curious as to his name and district.)
That's Biden didn't you have enough sense to know that?
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Name one disease that is hereditary
Neurofibromatosis
www.ninds.nih.gov/disorders/neurofibromatosis/ne... - 27k
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If you owned a hot dog stand, what would you name it?
DOG GONE GOOD DOGS
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For my US cousins. Is Obama a good president?
7 TRILLION IN DEBT IB 8 MONTHS...YOU DO THE MATH
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Which is the best fresh fish.
Here in the South it's CATFISH
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Do you think public nudity should be legalized?
Only for Divas
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Is there a person in your life where the word "HOT" doesn't even begin to describe them?
Only in my fantasies
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I can talk to the dead how about you?
LOl take you prozac please
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I'm not religious at all, but I dreamed I was Mary Magdalene and was sitting under a tree with Jesus holding his baby in a sheet. Jesus took the sheet from me, the baby disappeared, and Jesus was upset. What could this mean?
It means you should not smoke Whackie Backie before bed time.
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Do you think the government has planted drugs in communities of color to weaken them and keep them from succeding?
Absolutely not...Get a life people.THis is the United Stated of America
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Why would a guy want to meet a girl in a bar?
Booty! what else? I mean if your looking for as wife you'd go to a church wouldn't you?
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Would it be possible for the moon to be knocked out of orbit?
Been sitting there about 20,000,000 years guess it will be there for a while longer. NO, it could be but wont be.
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Have you seen Sicko by Michael Moore? What do u think about it?
I don't watch Moors 'crap' he is a idiot and a flipping Liberal
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What do you think would have happened if someone brought an assault rifle to a Bush speech?
I would take it away from him and tell him he could have it back if he would take it to a Ludicrous concert
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Do you like Billy Joel?
No, couldn't stand his music. Well you ask!
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Im 58 years old and find it almost impossible to go all day without a little sleep in the afternoon. This is annoying me as i would love to be able to do without this.Why isthis?
It's called Old Age my friend get use to it. I love my naps in the afternoon. Sometimes in the am also.
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How did George W. Bush get away with secretly coordinating the WTC attack, even with all the solid proof against him?...
Richard Nixon had a few microphone planted, and got IMPEACHED!
Somehow the justice system screwed up again- BIG TIME.
Nixon was not impeached...He resigned. Bush was only protecting America.
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What melody or jingle do you often hum or sing?
The Andy Griffith Show Theme song
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Does the Pope's hat have powers?
No, but his undies might. LOL
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What is something you do not allow in your house?
Drugs...Smokers...Liberals
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Kerry katona do you think her kids should be taken off her cause she does cocaine and other drugs
Hell yea Id turn her/Him in
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What shouldn't you do in a thunderstorm?
Stand outside point a golf club to the sky and cuss God.
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Have you ever known anybody named Fred? Did he look like a Fred?
My Grandfather was a FRed...and he looked like a Charlie.
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What type of avatar are you most likely to view a close-up of?
I didn't know you could do that? How?
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Will Michael Jackson impersonators become as common as Elvis impersonators?
I hope not...he was nothing to impersonat
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At what age would it be appropriate to teach one's own child how to drink alcoholic beverage responsibly?
How about teaching them not to drink at all.
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How do you say "your gay " in spanish
El Queer'o ?
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Should recreational drugs be legalized in the united states
Why the hell do people want to use drugs..I will never understand it.
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Hey man, you shouldn't do that. Don't you know you'll stain the carpet?
why not the dog goes on it?
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On what occasions do you honk your car horn?
When a Liberal gets in my way. I honk after I run over them.
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Where will Ted Kennedy's funeral be held?
chappaquiddick
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Why should I not try marajuana?
I am 61 and I have never tried it and I lived through the hippy years.
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Do you believe in the Loch Ness monster? Why or why not?
I think the Idea of that is ludicrous.
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In all honesty...do you like yourself?
No, why should I, no one else does.
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What is adult AB about ?...I'm too scared to peek.
Perverts mostly hang out there. LOL
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Is there any songs that literally give you chills when you listen to it?
Amazining Ggrace with Bag Pipes
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What would be a good slogan for God?
My last name is not Damn
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What's one thing you often have a hand on?
Remote Control
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What not to say to a chef?
Where did you learn to cook...Waffle House?
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What do you think about the new Afghanistani law saying wife must satisfy huband's needs every 4th day at the least ? (Or husband can deny food and other things to her)
What do you expect from a bunch of Muslums' living in a Third World Country
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What will be the next Animal to die out?
Hopefully Pit Bulls
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Say a story about your first sex experience and how it happened
I gave up getting some so I had to resort to buying my first time. ..Guess whores dont care if your ugly.
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To the guys: Would you have sex with another man, being the catcher, for $1,000,000?
They are not enough money in the world are enough guns to hold on me to have sex with a man.
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What's the worst movie you ever paid to see?
A Clockwork Orange...such God awful crap.
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What you ever seen a venomous snake in the wild?
I killed a Copperhead in my front yard a couple weeks ago. Chopped it litte head right off.
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Who wants to come wash my motorhome? I need it clean for an upcoming trip...
If you are female hell yes...If you are male hell no
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Do you believe in Cod?
I believe in----------Cape Cod
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Be creative. If you were homeless and had to stand on a street corner with a cardboard sign, what would you write?
I wont work for money..I am a no good bum give me a dollar.
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Please Help!!!! Riddle: A man walks into a restaurant and orders clam chowder. He takes one bite and then goes home and kills himself. Why?
Are you going to post the answer?
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Have you ever been to Knoxville Chattanooga or Nashville Tennessee?
I live 50 mile north of Chatanooga...60 Mile south of Knoxville ...about 145 Mile from Nashville. Yes,I been to al three several times.I used to live in Chattanooga
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What do you think is the most boring sport?
Soccer...Basketball
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In Winnie the Pooh and Friends: which character represents your personality best?
EEYORE!
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Do girls know guys sniff there panties to get off
You might do that..but I have never ever heard of anyone else doing it. This sounds like something a pervert would do by the way.
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I am 38 yr F. Today when I return from work I found my husband making love to our Pekingese/Beagle. I am so scared, last night I slept in a motel, what should I do?
I don't believe you at all.
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Who do you want to see naked
Nancy Pelosi so I can laugh in her face LOL
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What do you think about the new Afghanistani law saying wife must satisfy huband's needs every 4th day at the least ? (Or husband can deny food and other things to her)
This is one reason I am thankfull I am an American.
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Do you immediately go to heaven or hell when you die, or just "sleep" until Jesus comes back?
So a 87 year old Granny dies and may pop into Hell if she is unsaved?
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So I'm going intohgh school this year and I'm afraid of people messing with me...how should I Handel it when people confront me?
Let the bullies know from the start that you will not take any crap from them...If they scoff at this...Kick them as hard as you can in the ( You know whats)
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Why would Obama do a interview with a 5th string conservative radio talk show host that is on during Rush Limbaugh?
A 5th string conservative radio talk show host? What the Hell's that suppose to be?
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How should the Democrats handle the healthcare debate?
Abort the Bill completely.
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Nothing but hot chicks on My Friends list ... overcompensating or just one lucky guy?
Luck unless your a hunk then that explanes it.
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Are the Right opposed to health care reform because they hate poor people and want them all to die?
No, they just don't want socialized medican...can't you see that? Do you want the Goverment to take care of your every need?
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Do you like to watch football?
Yes, GO VOLs
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What frightens you?
Copper Heads
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ODo you think Barack Obama has set a precedent whereby every president will have to be black from now on?(Not that it matters with 2012 around the corner)
It wont matter to me as long as they are Conservative.
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What's the best Halloween costume you have ever worn or seen someone wear? Did you/they win a prize for it?
I saw a young lady dressed up like Xena once at a Block Party. Looked just like her. Wow! I thought it was really Lucy Lawless.
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Did you know that by the time you die, you will have eaten about 3 pounds of bug body parts? It's true!
Big Deal, I saw some idiots on the Food Network eating Bugs. Big ole suckers.
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How often do you eat soup and do you have a preference to any particular brand or flavour?
I like can soup Tomato, Veg Beef, and Chicken Noodle.
But my all time favorite is soup I make myself. Heres the recept:
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Hillbilly's Vegetable Soup
Two Cans Green Peas ---Drained
Two cans of Whole Kernel Corn--Drained
Two Cans Crushed Tomatoes-- not drained
One can tomato sauce
8 large Patatoes cut up in cubes
2...
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Are you afraid of gay men and lesbian women? boo. :)
Actually I am afraid of some Gay woman...I have saw some really manly looking Butches that looked like they could or would cut your throat.
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Would you rather be really intelligent or really charismatic?
Id would like to be both actually because I am neither one.
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What shouldn't you do at a trailer park?
Stand in the middle of one and say, "Hey you Trailer Trash sons of Bitches" This might get you shot.
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Does tobacco have any medical uses?
When I was a child folks would put tobacco juice on Bee Stings.
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Did anyone else want to reach into the TV and slap Lois during the last episode of Malcolm In The Middle?
I thought she was HOT!
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George Walker Bush is _________. Finish the sentence.
a great Republican
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What is the name of the group who made "Carry On, My Wayward Son" famous?
Kanses
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pw6_VXPwm6U
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What movie has released the best Soundtrack?
THE GODFATHER
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If a cat gives birth in an oven, does it give birth to biscuits?
Where did you Mom birth you in, a pig stye?
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What is your Pursuit of Happyness?
Im living it now retirement!!
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Ok here goes. Men...when you mastubate, what are you thinking about?
Spanking a woman with skirt up panties down across my lapp
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One word that your sexual fantasy involves?
White Cotton Panties
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"Don't throw out the baby with the bath water." What does this mean?
The essence of that phrase means to not throw out the good with the bad.
But how did that phrase start?
In the 1500's, a large metal tub was filled with water that had been drawn/carried and heated, then family bath time began.
Bath time started with the man of the house, then the sons and any other men in the household. Then the women and children got their turn in the bath water, and...
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Am i the only person who hasnt done any sort of drug? including pain killers and even coffee
I am 61 and I have never used drugs. I do however partake in the pleasure of Coffee in the Am. I sometimes have a handful of Jelly Beans with my coffee. Hey don't knock it unless you've tried it.
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Can animals predict global warming?
Only if they are owned by Al(Idiot) Gore.
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Do you know where your car keys are? Where?
Right in front of me on Computer desk.
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Are there any real health risks to doing shrooms? I just want a psychadelic experience, will i get addicted, will it give me brain damage?
What the hell are shrooms? Is it a drug?
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Is it stupid that i already bought an engagement ring after only three months of dating.
Perhaps a tad presumptuous but not stupid.
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Does giving points on AB sometimes feel like tipping because you feel a little guilty for not tipping --erm, I mean pointing? What should be a standard tipping-point? ;-P
Folks always down rate me...'cause I am a Conservative. I give upgrade points to most even if I can't answer the question.
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What's the most evil song you've heard?
"Black Sabbath"
What is this that stands before me?
Figure in black which points at me
Turn around quick, and start to run
Find out I'm the chosen one
Oh no
Big black shape with eyes of fire
Telling people their desire
Satan's sitting there, he's smiling
Watches those flames get higher and higher
Oh no, no, please God help me
Is it the end, my friend?
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When was the last time you attended an outdoor wedding ceremony?
Augest 3rd 2001 when I married my wife
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One of my female coworkers said "Its odvious that a man cannot run this country, has been from the start. I am voting hiliarry, I dont even need to know anything more about her, I am voting woman" what do you think? Is this sexist?
I would rather die and go to hell befor I would vote for the Hilderbeast... I would however vote for a woman...a good concervitive woman. Like Sarah Palin or Condalisa Rice.
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What do you think about the "Cash for Clunkers bill" that will buy your old gas guzzler and give you up to $4500 to buy a new car?
Won't help me...I can't afford a new car (Payments) and I have bad credit and layed off from my Job.
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In the song "You're So Vain" by Carly Simon, tell me if you think Mick Jagger comes in on backing vocals on the second chorus. It so is, but I need more opinions, especially since the song could be about him.
I actually heard that it was about Red Skelton.
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Is there any natural way to get stoned? Im out of buds :-( I heard that bannana skins work or something- does anyone know how to smoke em?
You dope heads will do anything to get a high...LOL
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'It's not a takeover': President Obama says, defending health care reform. Do you see healthcare reform as a government takeover? See LINK:
Yes I do and it is. If it was not why would he be pushing it so hard?
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How ridged is the class system in the US and do you choose your friends based on social class?
I try to choose poor friends, but for the most part they wont have me eather. So what Im gonna do . LOL
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What is the saddest thing someones said to you just after you had sex with them?
"I think your ceiling needs painting"
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What is the worse pop song you have ever heard?
Anything by Madonna or Britney Spears or Kid [the freak] Rock they all are on my (you knoe what) list.
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I wake-up tired. I have trouble concentrating. I am very forgetful. My joints snap and pop. I have a numbing pain in all my joints. I have poor balance and no energy. Could this be fibromyalgia, arthritis, or something else?
Perhaps old age?
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Do you think nudity is harmless?
What would you get naked for?
They are not enough money on earth to get me necked in public. L0L
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Is Osama Bin Laden only alive as a archive of video footage and sound a likes?
I think he may be a Hologram.
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Is there a genre of books that you find completely unappealing?
Religious Propaganda...Murder Mysteries... Paranormal.
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What is your cats job description?
He was supposed to be a Guard cat but all he does is eat and sleep.
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I'm 16 and my mom spanked me last night. People are saying this is just plain wrong. I feel it was my fault and she's a great mom. Do you think it was wrong or her way of showing me who is in charge still?
Until you 18 sweetie...she's the boss.
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Why are people so quick to make it a point to bash wrestling because it's scripted, but they are ok with other TV shows? Wrestling is a show and they even admit that now. Do they have to interupt their show to state they're fake? No other show does.
I enjoy Wrestling and I know it's scripted. I watch it as I would any other Show knowing it is not real. The problem is; a lot of folks see is that the promoters want you to think it is real so you will spend money going to the matches.
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Will we get to meet folks that were in the Bible, in Heavan?
Thank you for your responce
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Is there something that you hated when you were young but you love as an adult?
Broccoli, I love it as an Adult.
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If you saw me talking to a dog, how would you react?
No reaction from me unless the dog talks back.Then Id go get the Fox News Reporters.
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Does anyone actually think there are "death panels" in Obama's health care plan?
I think the Liberals are afraid of Mrs. Palin. She is the one who could knock Bo'homa out of his saddle in 2012.
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What's the longest you've ever been away from home? Who did you miss the most?
1969-1970 Viet Nam
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When you think of Alabama, you think of...what?
THe Country Band ALABAMA
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Does anybody know the name of that websie, where you put your address in and it shows you how many registerd sex offenders live around you?
http://www.sexoffender.com/state.html
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What would you do if after work you arrive and find Michael Jackson watching your TV?
Id call the power company and have them disconect my power and then I would call Ghost Busters to get this dead freak out of my house.
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Do you really think Obama care's what ,gangster,poor black folk think?
No, is a Narcissists, and only cares for himself and his wife and kids.
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Have you asked a question and it was flagged for being nonsense? How did you react if it was a meaningful question?
NO but I have flaged a few myself. LOL
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Im going to hell! who is comen with me?
Nancy Pelosi may like to go with you.
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If you could choose one famous person to give you a massage, who would it be?
PHILLIS DILLER
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When you think of Maine, you think of...what?
Cadallac Mountain...Pemaquid Point Light House...Bar Harbor...Bangor...Sqowhgean...Waterville...Portland
Empire Falls...The Empire Grill...and my sweet yankee Mother in Law and all my wifes folks.
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What is the best country western movie of all time?
Lonesome Dove was a good one but not the best in my opinion.
The Searchers was a Great Western...along with Stagecoach...and My Darling Clementine . ALL GREAT ONES.
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Are you annoyed by people using old dial-phone ringer sounds on their cell phones?
Beats the hell out of some of that hip-hip crap some has
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Long distance relationship. Are they worth it?
Worked for me...I met my wife on line ...married now for 7 years
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If you sexually assault a fish will it feel pain in its heart forever?
I assaulted a fish once and that little sucker had me in court. He tried to sue me on damage charges that he was scared for life. The judge favored with me and sent the fish to Captain Ds. He was someone's lunch.
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When you were a teenager, what was the criteria to determine who was cool, or not?
I was not cool, I do know what cool was, because I didn't get a date in High School. I guess being cool was every thing that I was not.
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Have you traded in your clunker for cash yet?
Wonder if they would let me trade my clunker for another clunker.
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Has anyone told you, you are smart?
NO, been called a dunb ass lots of times.
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If you were to win the lottery for 300million. What would you do first?
Go to collage just for the experance. I might pay for others collage also.
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Are you going to have sex tonight
IN my dreams
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What should Bill Clinton's next diplomatic mission be?
PLoto and take the Hilderbeast with him
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What's the worst thing to say at a funeral?
He/She looks just like they are asleep.
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How would you like to die?
old age
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Are you glad you found AB? And do you feel really comfortable sharing your thoughts with people here?
Yes, I like the ones who share answers and ask legitimate questions. A lot of the Questions are just posted for attention.
I also love reading some of the answers it is like reading great Literature. LIke someone else said that are some really smart folks in AB.
. I do get perturd at the Bush bashers and downing Republicans. I try to stay clear of those questions. Sometimes I have got...
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I say "Global Warming" you say?
Hoax
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Do you like Oprah Winfrey Show? Why or why not?
She is a raciest and a flaming Liberal..no I don't care for her.
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In two weeks time I will be 40. I find I am getting really depressed about this as I haven't really achieved the things I wanted to in life, and now I feel its too late and life will pass me by. Can you make me feel better please?
As father time finds us in advanced years, growing older is easy and inevitable. I expect we tend to want to be better at some things, an improvement to somehow stay young or convince our minds and others that are young that we are simply getting better as we get old. It's hard to accept the things we cannot do anymore, e.g., run, walk fast, skip a rope, climb a tree. I didn't think I...
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On a scale of 1-10 how much do you enjoy your everyday life?
6 got a few flaws I am working on to be a 10 yet.
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What's the WORST thing that has ever happened in your life? Something so bad it has left you completely scarred.
I was accused of a hideous crime that would have put me in prison for 25 years. I was suicidal during the time I was awaiting trial. I would rather be dead than in prison for something I did not do.
I didn't get to see my daughters for 6 years. I was acquitted and my daughters are all grown now and I see them on a regular bases.
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What's you favorite drink (alcoholic or, if you don't drink, non-alcoholic)?
Diet Coke...Ice Watter...Coffee.
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Which would you prefer to watch? Cheech and Chong OR Chris Rock?
Neather one Cheech and Chong were two of the biggest drug advocators ever. Chris Rock is not funny at all. In my humble opinion only. Please take no offence. My favorite is Jerry Seinfeld, he's funny.
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Do you think a southern accent is sexy?
Southern accents are devine...I think God may be from the south.
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Obama good are bad
BAD
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I just smelled my armpits and they Stink Yo! What should I do?
LOL you are so Lame
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What is the car you bought with your cash for clunkers credit?
IM keeping my clunker right now I can afford a new car.
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Have you received any check in the mail this week?
Yep..Unemployment check.
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What is the best thing that happen at school when you went in high school?
Nothing happen to be deemed as BEST.
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Do you feel weird masturbating in an elevator?
Did you feel weird posting this asinine question?
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I am 15 and my bf is 17 and I want a baby and he dont so I have decied to start to break holes in his condoms so i can get pregnant and have my child and that way he can be linked always. My friend says this is a bad idea what do you guys think?
You need counselling bad..please seek it soon. YOU are too young an immature to to have a child. Grow up .
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Do you know someone here on AB by their name?
NO, but for the record my name is ALVIN if anyone cares.
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Men: Have you ever faked an orgasm? I have. LOL
no
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Do you think I will be able to guess your song if you only post the lyrics?Don't make it easy(;
Close your eyes and I'll kiss you
Tomorrow I'll miss you
Remember I'll always be true
and then while I'm away I'll write home every day and send--- --- ------ to you.
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If Sarah Palin asked you over to her house for a drink,would you go?
Sweet Biscuits in Heaven yes!
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What is the best way of socialising a puppy?
Deem him a Democrat. Sorry just jokeing.
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Can you sum up the bible in two words?
Gods Word
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What is your favourate planet?
Melmack...where Alf is from.
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Do you consider Bruce Springsteen a modern day ballad singer of greatness?
He's not great to me. I never liked him or his music. I found him to be extremely arrogant and mean spirited.
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Why was Elvis Presley's home named "Graceland"?
Graceland was originally owned by S. E. Toof, publisher of the Memphis newspaper, the Memphis Daily Appeal. The grounds were named after Toof's daughter, Grace, who would come to inherit the farm. Soon after, the portion of the land designated as Graceland today was given to a niece, Ruth Moore, who, in 1939 together with her husband Dr. Thomas Moore, had the present American...
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Do you have a favorite Bobby Darin song? I am fond of "Artificial Flowers".
Mack the Knife
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What artist do you really respect but not care for their music?
Bob Dillon Great Songwriter but a god awful singer.
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Have you ever had imaginary friend?
All my friends are imaginary, as well as my lovers. LOL
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Would you kill a pedophile if you had the chance?
If I caught him messing with my grand daughters I'd make him wish he was dead.
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How many Democrat's does it take to screw in a light bulb?
As old Al Gore he will know.
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What do you think of people who use big words all the time? No matter if they know what they mean or not.
Maybe they are trying to impress others. Simplicity is best and more affective... after all because we all are not Rocket Scientist.
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What's the sexiest thing a girl can wear?
White Panties and a T-Shirt
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Would you rather spank someones ass or have yours spanked?
Id rather spank..but it's just a fantasy to me because I have never did it in reality.
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Do you really remember where you were when you heard that Marilyn Monroe had died?
Yes, I was in school in mu six grade class and my teacher told the class the news.
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Do you feel the place that you are living now is really home?
Yes I will be living here for the rest of my life
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What would you do if obama showed up at your door?
I would slam the door and call the law.
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Can you name a movie that has come out in the past few years that has NOTHING relating to sex?
The Golden Compass?
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What's something that 'only happens in the movies'?
With me it's...the guy gets the girl, make love and everything is hunky-dory
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Do you have a habit of comparing yourself to others? Is this a healthy habit or an unhealthy one?
I do it all the time,and have been doing it all my life.
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Do you really remember where you were when you heard that John Lennon had been assassinated?
Lennon was not assassinated, he was murderd in cold blood by a crazy idiot with a gun.
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Liberals are trying to undermine everything America has ever stood for, but would you go so far as to call them EVIL?
NO, just Liberals...that's a bad word it's self.
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What does Al Gore mean when he calls for "Global Governance"? Would his goal mean a loss of US sovereignty?
Global warming is a Hoax and Al Gore is a Idiot!!
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Do the points really make you a guru, genius, intellect, etc? Or have you just become effective at the Game?
Guess it don't reallly make you smart. It is most likely the points from folks that like your answers.
I am a Professor and I am Dunber than abag of rocks.
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What are you in the mood for right now?
hug from my wife.
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Do you think my avatar is too risque? Would someone find it pornographic?
Looks like a gay guy to me...sorry
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What decade were you a Teenager, the 60's, 70's, 80's, 90's etc.?
60's
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Will China embraces democracy one day?
NO!
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In islam, what are the consiquences of not wearing hijab? i am a muslim convert and i wear it most the time on the odd day i wont and every now and again i will wear tight jeans but not anything short or revealing as i am stil tring to get used to it
Why would anyone want to be a Muslum? What did you convert from?
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How do I stop AB from emailing me when someone answers my questions? I've unticked all the boxes on the preferance page and it's still doing it!
I got mine stopped for a while and they suddendly started to appear again. I just deliet them now.
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What's one place, that you have imagined what it might be like, to live in?
Swiss Alps
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What should be avoided in a public restroom?
Everthing
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Do you like Dr. Laura?
DR. Laura calles women that live with their boy friends...unpaid Whores. LOL
She is a bit of a flake but fun to listen to just to see what stupid advice she gives.
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Did you all see on the news where Matt Lauer was talking to Barack Obama, and Obama kept calling him Tim, for some reason?
I don't watch anything Obama's on inculding the news.
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Have any guilty pleasures?
Candy
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What is your favorite girl's name beginning with 'P'?
Patty
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Is Obama all talk and no trousers?
Words just Words...LOL
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Is it ok for a women to be president in America?
Hell yea, as long as it is not Hillary F-ing Clinton.
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What is something you would never pay for?
Drugs...don't use them.
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What would happen if I cross-bred a cat with a dog?
Why wasn't this question rejected on it being nonsence?
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Do you have any plans for next thursday? (go ahead show your creative side)
Going Fishing.
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What makes you feel ugly?
That is easy, when I look in the mirrow. God!! that's what people see when they look at me? LOL
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I'm not afraid to die. i just don't want to be there when it happens. woody allen. i find there is a lot of wisdom here, your thoughts?
I don't put any stock or reverence to anything this celebatard says...he divorced his wife and married his step daughter...how awkward is that?I boycotted all his movies I will not ever watch any of them
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Fill in the 2 word blanks: I want to _____ because you're_______ !
I WANT TO GO BECAUSE YOUR HERE.
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What is the name of a famous dummy?
Obama only one I know
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George Carlin... Absolute genius or grumpy old man?
He was somewhat extravagant, but in a strange way quite cogent. Didn't care much for his profanity (hear that everyday)but he did make me chuckle sometimes.
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What will happen if I put bread in the freezer?
I do it all the time.
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How do you feel around people who are bashing Obama?
about the same as those Bashing Bush.
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Is there a celebrity you would like to fart upon?
Yes,line them up..the list would be to long to post on here. LOL
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I heard Mexicans were going home as a result of the US slow down, is their any thruth to that?
Good.
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Why do phone numbers in movies use "555" as the exchange part of the number?
Remember this: 634 5789 not a 555 no#
-Eddie Floyd, Wilson Pickett, and Jonny Lang appeared in the 1998 movie Blues Brothers 2000 and performed "634-5789". Floyd and Pickett played the proprietors of "Ed's Love Exchange," which according to the storyline in the movie can be reached at 1-900-634-5789.
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What are some things that you can stick up someone's butt?
just your nose comes to mind.
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You are asked to form and outfit a women's baseball team. What colors do you select for a really outstanding uniform?
Short shorts and sleveless T-Shirts.All Pink .
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What is your favorite show on the Food Network?
Unwrapped...fascinating stuff on there.
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What is the secret of this life?
Younger women, older Whisky...more M0ney.
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Does the political agenda of some answerbaggers annoy you?
It does me however I try not to let it get to me too bad. I feel compelled to post something in rebuttal to a smart aleck remark about Republicans. I don't post anything bad about Liberals until they start putting down Conservatives. I am trying so hard to reframe from posting anything political. I will shut up if they will.
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What do you think of people wearing sunglasses in stores? Or indoors?
Some might tell you that light hurts their eyes, but it is really vanity. It couldn't be anything else. They think they look cool and try to empress folks who really don't give a rats pa'toot if they look cool are not... at least I don't. LOL
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Is casino video gaminig is fair play?
II don't know for sure. I did hear someone say that all the machines are monitored by workers somewher in the building out of sight and they were instructed to let someone win sometime to keep others dropping money into the slots.
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How many of you have entered adult life and still got a good network of schoolfriends?
I have not saw any of them in 40 years and really don't care too.
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What the strangest food combo you like? I like spaghetti with ketchup & bananas with cottage cheese. My friend eats cottage cheese in top ramen EW!
I like mashed bananas with mayonnaise on white bread Don't knock it ..try it.
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Do you think a bully would feel pleased or bad with themselves if someone they hassled commited suicide/randomly died? When I was bullied, the ppl were always so vicious that I wouldn't have been surprised if they had threw a party during my funeral!
Bullies are future criminals. They are the ones I would love to see getting slamed on the hood of a cop car while in cuffs.
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What is something good and bad at the same time?
Gravy& Biscuits
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The last time you rode a bus where did you travel to?
Last year in July vacation my wife and I traveled fron Athens Tennessee to Waterville Maine on a Greyhound. It took two days and a half 1600 miles..not all travel time a lot waiting over at different terminals. We got on an express bus and it was 4 1/2 hours non stop without water or food. That was a bummer.
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What celeb did you most mourn the death of?
Johney Cash
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Sunday morning - will you have a special breakfast?
Gravy&Biscuits sausage, sliced tomatoes.
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If your life was a song.. what song would you be?
Born to lose.
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I looked at a picture of a penis, am I pregnant?
No, but you could be pulling our leggs.
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What's something you should never use as a towel
Old newspapers
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Please give us your resume for AB? Where approx do you live and what do you do for a living, children, hobbies, etc...
I am Simi-retired, meaning I am laid off from my job and drawing my unemployment until I retire officially. I am married, and met my current wife on line. We are celebrating our 7th anniversary the 3rd of this month. I live in Tennessee and haved lived there all my life with the exception of liveing in Georgia briefly. I have three gown daughters and three grand children. Twin girls age 4, and...
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I need an answer!! Why is Being 17 years old so significant than any other age in the dreamy blissfull way?? Why are there so many songs and books about being 17 years old???? TELL ME WHY!!
I expect that it is officially the last year of childhood and the comming of age transition into aduldhood.
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What so far has been your greatest, but "hardest" lesson in life to learn? And at what age did you learn it?
My hardest lesson learned is: No matter how much you love someone, they don't just automatically love you in return.
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As a non-american I am sick of the put Obama down questions, anyone else feel this way?
So the 'Bashing Bush' questions are ok? Hey you can have this Liberal and you can drink his kool-aid. and even kiss his butt. I love the anti 'O' man questions. I didn't vote for him and I will not support his socialistic policies. SO THERE!!!
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What's the first thing that comes to mind when I say "George"?
George Bush, George Burns, George Jones,
George Benson.
George C. Scott, George Reeves, George Wallace, George Hallis, George Washington,
George Washington Carver.
George Jefferson, George Jetson, George Peppard, George Harrison.
Boy George, by George,
George Of The Jungle, George Strait, Chris George, Linda Day George.
George Patton, Phyllis George, George Custer, George...
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Have you ever had to hire a Lawyer?
No, the State paid for my lawyer. Yes, I was acquitted.
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What is something good and bad at the same time?
Banana Puddin
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Your computer hangs and then totally locks up. What's the first thing that comes to mind?
Time to re-boot, works every time.
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When will dogs be able to talk?
When Donkeys fly.
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Bill Mauer(Atheist)said on CNN last night that anything is possible from this stupid country.Then asked to clarify calling americans stupid,he said I don't have to clarify anything.Thoughts?
BIll Mauer is a idiot himself. I cant stand him.
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Do you have a favorite tree in your yard? What's special about it?
DogWood tree
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If Sarah Palin asked you over to her house for a drink,would you go?
You bet I will.
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Do you use a wallet or a money clip?
I have a wallet because I would have no cash for the Clip..I think Clipps are cool for those who have the green for them.
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If you're Republican do you think George W. Bush had a successful Presidency? Or do you wish he never became President?
I think he done an outstanding Job. I voted for him twice. I did not vote for the 'O'man and will not in 2012. I would vote for a Black Conservitive in a heart beat.
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Is America now a Socialist nation?
Not yet but give the 'o'man room and he will have all you Liberals eating out of the goverments hand. GO REPUBLICANS GO!!!!!
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They sell us cigarettes that causes deadly diseases, wether they warn us or not. Doesn't that make them killers?
Theoretically speaking they are killers..but the all mighty dollar speaks louder.
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Do you have a old saying that your mom used to use on you? Like "You are cruisin for a bruisin !!"
Shut or your going to get your a$$ whipped.
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What are some common misnomers?
icy-hot
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If diamonds are a girl's best friend, what is a guy's best friend?
Remote control
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What do you think Bin Laden is doing right now?
Ploting another atack on the USA most likely.
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What would you do if you saw someone stealing food at a super market. The people were broke and hungry and they had kids what would you do? . It was obvious they were to proud for handouts.
I would report them...they are many charities out there and plenty of food banks and other resources other than stealing. I would never steal to eat...I would beg or offer my service in some capacity to obtain money for food.
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Are all right wing radio talk personalities inherently rude? Can you name one who isn't? Do they start out rude or gradually become rude?
In by opinion none of them are rude....when the truth comes out the liberals go into denial and think they are rude because they can't deal with the truth the Hannity and Limbaugh brings out.
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If you broke the nearest thing you are buy besides your computer would you be upset? what is it?
My desk lamp...I wouldn't be able to see to type questions.
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Do you think the media treats obama with "kids gloves" when compared to past presidents?
Obama is God dont you know that?...sarcastically speaking of course.
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What comedian makes you laugh?
Jerry Seinfeld
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Is there something that you do EVERY night before going to bed?
KIss my wife...turn on my fan...take meds...read for about 10 min.
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What you a naughty teenager if yes what did you do?
No, I had good rasing and conducted myself always in a manner that was expected by my parents.
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What celeb, to you, is over-rated?
Britney Spears...She has no tallent other than T&A
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Remember your mom saying "You're going to shoot someones eye out with that thing." Did you ever shoot someones eye out with your BB gun? Do you know anyone who has?
Fond mremories of by Bb gun. Never shot anyone's eye out.
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If you were invited to have a drink with Barack Obama at the White House, what would you choose?
I would decline and say I'd rather go have a beer with Rush Linbaugh.
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Where can i find horny 13-14 year old girls?
Go to your local police department and tell them your request. I am sure they will help you. LOL
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I just changed my profile name and now some Answers showing up are ones I never wrote. What should I do and why is this happening?
This was confusing to me when I first got on this site. When you answer a question it appears as if you asked it..I don't know why but it does everyone's also.
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What do you do alone that you never do when someone is around?
use the bathroom?
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What does it mean if you see Barack Obama's face on your toast?
It means it goes back into the toaster and set on cremate.
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Writers: we need each others company. The company of other writers is great to spark ideas and get rid of the dreaded writer's block. Why don't we get together and form an AB writer's club? Ideas or suggestions? (see answer for starter ideas)
I will be happy to participate. JUst let me know when and where.
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Have you ever tryed to write a story? How did it go?
Yes, sure have. I have 4 published. With two more being considered.
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Am I allowed to enter your house with my shoes on?
YES...but no smoking
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If you won a million dollars, what would you do with it?
Pay off my morgage...then eract a high fence around my home.
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What was your favorite cancelled television show?
Star Trek Voyager
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Susan Eisenhower speaks out about leaving the Republican party. What is your reaction to this?
I say don't let the door hit her where the good lord split her on her way out....Who cares.
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Who else here loves to use their steering wheel for a drum set?
Not me, I use my wife.
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Should people aged 16 and 17 be able to vote?
NO, I think some 18-99year olds should not be allowed to vote.
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If you could ban one thing or practice from this planet forever (not a person or living thing) what would it be?
Recreational Drugs
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Do you know any nice big words?
Moribund: Being on the point of death; breathing your last
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Why will President Obama not apologize to Sgt. Crowley and the Cambridge Police Department for his absurd comment? Police officers throughout the country are waiting.
Because he's the flipping president. That's why.
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What is your most important battery-operated device?
CORDLESS DRILL
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Will pre-marital sex send me to hell?
in a handbasket!!
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Wouldn't it be nice if sexy girls you didn't even know, would just walk up to you, arouse you sexually, and take you by the hand out back for some lustful sex?
Isn't that every mans fantasy?
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Having diareaha after oral sex what could be wrong
not worst than haveing it during
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Girls, would you tell me a detailed,dirty little story about a time youve had sex or masterbated, pretty please?
another pervert
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I am a college student doing a survey on the male reproductive ogran. I need as many awnsers as possible. At what age did your penis stop growing? What size was it before and after? What changes did you feel/notice during this?
I don't believe your in college you could just be a pervert.
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What do you do to keep your brain active?
Read, write, study encloypidies, Watch Tv,walk a lot, play my harmonica.
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What's the candy bar you just can't resist?
3 MUSKETEERS
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Will you be my friend?
If you would consider having an old man for a friend...sure
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Do you think the Hussein Obama is destroying the country with his Marxist policies?
Just a little list to bring you up to speed on all of OBAMA'S accomplishments to date.
1. Offended the Queen of England
2. Bowed to the King of Saudi Arabia
3. Praised the Marxist Daniel Ortega
4. Kissed Hugo Chavez on the cheek
5. Endorsed the Socialist Evo Morales of Bolivia
6. Announced we would meet with Iranians with no pre-conditions
7.20Gave away...
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Did you know Oral Roberts was this hilarious?
He wrote the book on getting money form old ladys Social Security.
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Is Obama America's first black president?
he is only half black
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Ok people, If I said I think Wiccans are silly what you you say to me? (Insults accepted)
Id say...what the heck's a Wiccan?
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Think of a famous movie and replace one of the words with "cheeseburger".what can you come up with?
Pulp Cheeseburger
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What do you think about a 15 years old dating a 30 years old?
I think I would call the Cops
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Do you really wanna say those 3 little words? What are those 3 little words?
Please forgive me
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If you could be a famous person for a week, who would you be and what would you do?
I would like to be...Brad Pit Id make love to a lot of pretty women.
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If you could design a burger for McDonalds - What would it have in it, and what would you call it?
No meat, just tomatos lettice and fat free cheese. I would call it...HappyBurg
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How about a cross between "Star Trek" and "The Love Boat" about the starship Galactic Princess? Some episodes would be typical Trek with the ship facing disaster from some space anamoly, but most would be about the romantic goings on between passengers.
L like it..you should pitch this to FOX
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What goes well with Ramen noodles?
I like mine plane...with a nuked potato on the side
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Tomorrow is my bday, could you all send me some cute e-cards please tomorrow? Thanks
HI Ice Chick...Happy Birthday to ya!
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What comes to mind when i say "Good Morning America"
nothing
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If you owned a gay night club what would you call it?
Fairyland...Sorry it's all I could come up with.
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Do you wish to be cremated after you pass away?
Yes, with no services including any Memorials. I would not have one singel person attend my furnial (if I was to have one) other than family.
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What's the last thing you bought a bag of?
Cracker Jacks*
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If I was to give you something "Sweet" what would you want it to be?
Banana Puddin
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Did man really go to the moon?
Yes, get over it.
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Would you have a beer with President Obama and Henry Louis Gates?
Hell No!!!
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What are some things that you should not use to kill a spider?
Tooth brush
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Lets play a game:You put down the name of a song and i will try to guess the artist.Game anyone?
'She took it like a man'
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What rich person, Would you love to see lose all their Money?
Al Gore,, Obama and his fellow Liberals
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Give me one reason why I shouldn't kick your butt right now.?
Cause I will beat ou like a redheaded stepchild.
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Whats the first thing you think of when you hear the word 'Republican'?
I say thumbs up both hands...+5
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♣ Would you like people calling you " Old man or old lady " if you are in your 50's ? ♣
Id rather be called 'BOY'
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Could people survive without music? i dont think so. but what do u think?
Excerpt from my Bolg Journal:
From David's Harp to the electronic organ, music has survived through the ages. It is a staple in world history and as nourishing as food.
In this day of technological advancements, we now have music to go in a variety of formats. Music videos stations on TV, gives you a mini movie while your song comes alive on the small screen. We have Walkmen...
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Imagine you are standing behind somebody on the edge of a cliff about to push the person off ..............who is she / he? why?
That little dude on the Free Credit Report .com commercials
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Would it not be nice if Answerbag had a spell check button?
I copy&past my text into my AOl "send mail box" and check the speling and copy & Past it back to AB and send it. Works good.
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What would I have to say before you will slap my face?
If you told me I was fat...I won't slap your face I'd punch you in the mouth!
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When you get up after a good sleep what do you go after first!
Turn night stand light on...go Pee...feed my cat
Drink a large glass of water. Take my Pee pill. Make me cup of instant coffee...Go on line.
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I never gave birth & have sex a lot. i also do kegels. my best friend had 6 kids naturally guys say she is tight. she doesnt do kegels. everyday she gets tighter & i get looser & its so fucking unfair. how does that make sense? why am i so goddamn loose?;
please no cussin!!!!
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Why is it that some people do not care about global warming?
Because it is a Hoax pretreated by Al Gore and his Liberal cohorts to get more tax revenue from so called global warming programs. Al Gore is Num Skull.
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My girlfriend recently found a guy that she enjoys hanging out with. She stayed at his house last night with a bunch of people. She just told me that she slept in his bed and snuggled him cause they were cold. Oh, and she was tipsy... Is this cheating?
Were you born yesterday or just fell off the turnup truck?
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What is the funniest song title of all time?
'My Dingaling' by Chuck Berry
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Old Age!! - explain in a single word?
Defiant
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We're going snipe hunting. What comes to mind?
Left holding the bag!
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Do we have any college graduates in the house? What was your major, and what are you doing with your life?
no, never saw the inside of a college.
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Do you have any dumbbells in your house?
just one ...me.
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If you see a snake on your front door steps, what do you do?
CHop it's head off. I killed a Copperhead in my front lawn a couple weeks ago. If it were a non poison snake I would just play with it and scare it away.
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What species on Earth do you think are angry with humans? Why?
Cock Roaches
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Who's hotter: Oprah Winfrey or Rosie O'Donnall?
as in who's the ugliest?
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What would your champagne moment be?
When I get that letter in the mail stating...Mr. -----------Your short story has been Accepted for Publication
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I accidentally walk in on you as you're stepping out of the shower. What are my first words going to be?
Holy Cow...your even uglier necked.
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In the words of our dear Australian buddy Rove ... "Who would you turn gay for?"
YOu don't just TURN Gay
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Can you think is something dangerous that you will never do that in your entire life?
Climb a Mountain
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What cellphone provider do you use?
TRACCFONE
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Which is your favourite internal organ?
IM kinda' particle to my Gallbladder
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Scrubs is ________?
Scrubs is funny and sometimes ridiculous, has made light of death in certain episodes however can be extremely poignant at times..I love the show.
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What's something that nobody can ever take away from you?
My voter registration card with the Republican Party
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Are you a cupcake or a muffin?
neather I am a Bowel of Grits
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Doesn't the media seem to 'prefer' Obama? Do you wonder how much money he's slung around to get THAT to happen?
FOx don't like him .....Thank God.
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How much do you trust the media?
I trust only FOX the rest can Kiss my Grits!
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What comes to mind when i say "Al-Qaeda"
bunch of flipping muslums
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If you could screw anyone right now, who would it be and why?
Cristina Applegate
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I like to make ice cubes from my womand pee - anyone else do this?
Somebody turned over youer rock didn't they?.Get back in there.
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If you agree that Obama was born in Hawaii, please say so.
He is not american by birth
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Who is your favourite character in Friends + Srubs?
Never watch Friends at all never liked it...Scrubs...Yes, I like J.D. But I wish he would grow a backbone and kick that Janitors a$$.
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How would you finish the sentence "Barack Obama is ____________."?
a Farse get used to it LOL
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If there were a headline in the newspaper about you, what would you like it to say?
Local Author pens Novel...'The Last President'
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What has Barack Obama given you?
Heartburn and Nausea.
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What is the worst thing you've ever tasted?
Castor Oil
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Do you think that the 9/11 terroist attacks were already known before hand and planned out by the american government?
Anyone that belives this also belives that the earth is flat. Bunch of idiots!
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What is a kitchen sloth?
Leting your kitchen go for days with out cleaning is all I can thing of.
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Is Michael Jackson worth more dead than when he was alive?
Micchael Jackson's estaste will not make a penny from me.
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If diamonds are a girl's best friend, what is a guy's best friend?
his cordless drill
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Is Whoopi Goldberg a complete idiot.
Absolutly and perhaps one of the most ugliest woman on the face of the earth.
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Could you have sex with someone you are not really attracted too?
sure that was the only way I could ever get any in my younger days..Pretty girls would not even look ay me twice,so I improvised and took what I could get.
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What do most of your fantasies involve?
Spanking. and First sexual exprerances by 18 year old girls and older.
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What "people" food do your cats enjoy that you never would have figured cats to like?
Cheese...My orange Tabby loves it and comes a running when the sound of the rapping is being torn from the cheese.
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Does anyone want to be spanked tonight
Not me...I want to do the spanking.
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If i were to be bad how would you punish me?
I would tell you to pull down your Jeans and panties and bend over. I would smack you butt about 10 times with my hand,
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If you were walking down the street and some guy came and asked you to go home with him and spank him, would you do it?(Question for the ladies)
IF they are female and pretty and slim sure.
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Why are there two holes in the head of my penis?
One is a link to your brain.
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What's the first thing that comes to mind when I say "warning"
Nancy Pelosi is about to speak on the news.
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What do you think the world would be better without?
Nancy Pelosi
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If you 'meet' a person online that you think is interesting or fascinating as a person, is it appropriate to send an email no matter how old he/she is or his/her gender? Or would you think it was creepy or strange?
Not creepy are strange at all...but be cautious
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If you could stab anyone you wanted, who would it be?
Nancy Pelosi
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Who is your all-time celebrity crush?
Vanna White WOW!
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Kid Rock or Rod Stewart?
Neither both suck big time...Kid Rock can go to---- and take that idiot looking hat with him
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Has Fox News completely lost their minds?
Fox is the only news I watch...they are dare to question the 'O'mans policies. Long live Fox and God bless them for having the nerve to tell the truth.
Wake up and smell the flipping coffee.
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Do you think you could go for 1 week without spending any money whatsoever? Not even buying food or gasoline... nothing at all.
LOL do it al the time...Retired. LOVE IT!
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Do you believe something really bad is gonna happen in the year 2012 like some people believe?
Well, if the 'O' man gets back in..it's liable too. LOL
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If you had no choice, would you rather have a whole life without sex or without love?
How about both..doing it now. NO Big deal
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Call me at _ _ _ - _ _ _ _.
BR-549
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Why is it that people will complain when a neighbor plays rock loudly on their stereo... but aren't brave enough to complain when rap is blasted?
I moved to the country to get away from the headious loud Rap mucic(if you can call it music, I don't)
I kept the cops coming almost every day and sometimes two to three time a day. Stupid people turnrd it back up as son as the cops left. I hope they all burn in...well you know where.
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What should be today's word of the day?
Moribund
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What would you be doing right now if you were Bill Gates?
What I am doing right now...Playing on Computer.
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What was the first thing you ate today?
banana and whole wheat bread
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What is your favorite Will Smith movie...?
Men in Black and many others.
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What are some things that would be a very bad idea to use in place of toliet paper?
Corn Cob...I tried this once back in the hills. LOL
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What would you do if you saw George W. Bush on the side of the road asking for spare change?
I would take him home and feed him and give him a place to sleeo for as long as he wants.
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What would you do if I threw a flip flop at you?
KIck your yankee A$$
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Name a movie you have watched that touched your heart.
My Dog Skip I am agrond man and I cried my eyes out. LOL,
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Obama, or save America, which do you choose?
Only way we can save america and get back on track is to vote this num skull out of office in 2012
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What was your favorite cartoon to watch as a kid?
Mighty Mouse..Tom & Jerry...Bug BUnny
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How much would someone have to pay you to eat a cockroach?
they are not enough money in the world
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How would you kill Adolf Hitler?
In a roisterer maybe?
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I'm 16 i have been getting in a lot shit this summer. Simply becuse im going to be in 11 grade next year and the real world is going to hit me in the face in a few years. I what have fun while i still can. Am i write or wrong by thinking this?
My advice to you is to search the Net and pull up a Country Song by Trace Adkins...'YOUR GOING TO MISS THIS'
Don't be in a hurry to grow up little girl...It will pass by so fast anyway and suddenly your in your 40s wondering where it all went.
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I have dreams where I realize I am dreaming and I can navigate thru the dream and even wake myself up..Is this called "lucidity"...?..I am asleep and dreaming; and I all of a sudden realize I am dreaming and then I can alter my events in my dream as I go.
Fascinating...I think I have experienced that type of dream as well.
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Here's a tough one. Could you think of one good thing to say about Adolf Hitler?
YEs the SOB is burning in Hell!
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What is SC law for delinquent trailer park rent?
you have to be a guest on The Jerry Springer Show.
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What do you think should be the punishment for drink driving?
How about 2 years in Jail makeing little rocks out of big rocks?
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Is there a song with your name in?
The Christmas Song...Alvin and the Chipmonks.
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Oh man, the dog ate my _____________ again!
Jelly Beans
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Is it I had a Yo yo? ORRRRR! I had an Yo-yo?
Remember A E I O U and sometimes Y! Does the an follow the vowel in this sentence. Old grammar rule option, beware.
I think I had a Yo Yo would be correct, because I had an Yo YO just doesn't sound right at all.
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Does anyone actually believe the world is going to end in 2012? like seriously how many times have they said it was gonna end and it didnt there probably just trying to make money off their news
Not to worry it will be years way pass your life time before the world ends...if it ever does.
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Does anyone actually believe the world is going to end in 2012? like seriously how many times have they said it was gonna end and it didnt there probably just trying to make money off their news
oh great a rocket scientist in here...Wonderful
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Does anyone know if "Operation Repo" is real or fake?
yea just like wrestling and jerry springer...LOL
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When's the last time you killed a beer in cold blood?
about 7 year ago.. I don't remember it name.
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What do you find so wrong with Wal-Mart?
nothing at all...where else are they to shop in Rural America?
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What flavor cat food do you buy the most of?
Special KItty
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When in your life have you been closest to death?
In Viet Nam, some idiot on drugs was toying around with his 45, it went off and I was standing very close to him...he had it turned to the side...if it had been pointing forward Id be dead meat.
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Do you think tattoos are a turn off?
Absoultly tackie.
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How do you earn points?
On here, it seems to be the consensus to be a Democrat Liberal. Conservatives on this board are scarce as hen's teeth.
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Does Glenn Beck have a temper problem?
NOt as much as Al {Freaking }Franken as Jessie (Raciest) Jackson.
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Do you know anybody that refuses to smile for their picture?
yes...Me
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What is you're favourite quote?
No one grows old by living...only loosing interest in living. Marie Beyon Ray
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What commercial can you just not stand at all right now? One that when it comes on, you just want to change the channel?
Just about all of them.
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Can you name a major, fully accredited, university that has one of the least expensive undergraduate programs in liberal arts?
LEE UNIVERSITY... CLEVELAND TENNESSEE
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If you could change your name in real life, what would you change it to?
I would like to change it to...Robert Ryanheart
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Do you think that it's wrong for a church to kick someone out that is new, when Catholic people say treat your neighbor as you would treat yourself. (I bring this up because this recently happened to my boyfriend at my church.)
I had a friend to be excommunicated from the Seventh-day Adventist Church because he disagreed when they were teaching that God kills. They also threaten to have him bear up.
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Where do bad folks go when they die?
They go top Bangor Maine
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Has anyone ever met someone they talked to online? How did that work out?
Yes...how'd it work out? We got married...7 years and strong.
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If You had a Whip....What AB'er would you like to Whip?
The Idiot who said he wanted to drink his girl friends 'P'...What a crud.
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What's the worst thing a woman can say to a man after having sex?
"Honey, the celling needs painting"
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Which actor would you like to play you in a movie?
Brad Pittt looks just like me...LOL
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If you wrote your own biography, what would the title be and why?
Don't let his happen to you!
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In what country do you think you could live out the rest of your days?
Ah! I don't know maybe Northern Korea?
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Thoughts on female bodybuilders? sexy?
They look like pretty men...LOL
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You are about to swat a fly, when you wonder about re-incarnation? Do you or don't you?
All flys landing near me are dead meat...LOL
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Someone verbally insults you. Do you confront them or walk away/ignore it and which do you think is the smarter choice?
Id say ya? your anothern!!!
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I don't drink alcohol and I have never been drunk. How does that make you feel?
Makes me feel like I am not along in the world and a HIGH 5 to you!!!!!
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Guys: do you like a girl to shave her privates?
I want the v carpet yes.
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Females are you shaved..trimmed or full?
I see nothing wrong with pubic hair on a female..to me it is extremly erotic
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What's something you shouldn't say to your boss's eleven year old daughter?
Dop you know your daddy's credit card No# LOL
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How long has it been since you last, you know (wink, wink)?
a very long time...not going to post just how long..I am a old man.
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I just saw a car with a friends of Coal sticker & an Obama Sticker, if I was to see the owner how could I explain that those stickers are mutually exclusive or that they are insane?
If this was ment to be humorous ..I failed to get the joke.
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Muslims just blew up two hotels in Jakarta?Killing 9 and hurting 50.Thoughts?
I guess this was Bush's falt too.
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What good has Obama done so far?
Na Na !!
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Something you should never step on!
My cats tail
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What are your thoughts on WWE wrestling?
Phoney but fun to watch.
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Oh CRAP! I drove all the way to work and forgot my ________!!?
Driving licensee. Did this once for real.
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Did you know that Martin Luther King Sr. was a life long Republican?
Good for him
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What is your favorite commercial?
I like the Geico Caveman comericals.
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I need some pussy n maybe a relationship call me 233-3847 i live n maryville tn 37801 so only ppl close 2 me plz
I got a kitten for you It needs a good home. But you have to come and pick it up yourself.
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Have you ever seen anything you wished you hadn't?
I saw two men kissing once that I didn't even know were Gay...I got out of Dodge fast LOL
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Guys: Has it ever bothered you that a lady walking in your direction on a deserted street is probably wondering if you're a rapist? Ever cross the street so she wouldn't have to worry about it?
Yes I did that. I also were afaaid of her too. YOu never know.
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Will America inevitably become socialist in the coming decades (social concerns that extend beyond Obama)?
If the Liberals keep getting elected we will surpass anything Ombama and his cohorts get through the laws. We actually are on the threshold of doom. God help us all. Vote Republican for the change Oboma has brought about to be changed.
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Why does everyone say bad things about Wal-mart? I don't see anything wrong with shopping there! :S
Where the hell else are we to shop..Mom&Pop would have to charge $12,00 for a bar of soap. I like Wal-mart I get my 'Pee' pill for $4.00 cant beat that.
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Are answerbaggers mainly in favor of conservatism or liberalism? (fiscally)
Conservatism in my house.
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What was one thing you failed at?
Life in general. I was never good at anything. I failed in everything I ever endeavored.
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Why did you choose your Avatar you have?
I change mine frequently just at random...I don't want my ugly mug on my avatar. LOL
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If marijuana gets legalized in the United States, I will will parcel off a half-acre of my property to grow as much of it as I can, paying whatever outrageous fee I have to, and sell it to those above the age of 18. Who else would do this?
Legal or illegal weed will always be a stigma to me, as well as most other vices. I will never understand anyone going so ape $hit over this stuff. I cant even stand the smell of it. Bunch of dope heads.
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How did you wake up this morning?
Bladder woke me up, as it does every morning. LOL