Answerbag: Mr. McClister's answers

Answer to Who here uses msn?

Tue, 13 Jan 2009 11:57:17 -0800

Who here uses msn?

I do

Answer to What is the average waistline of a. The American Male. b. The American Female, and what are we going to try to do about it it in the New Year?

Sun, 04 Jan 2009 20:57:12 -0800

What is the average waistline of a. The American Male. b. The American Female, and what are we going to try to do about it it in the New Year?

hey...what is your email...I need to ask you something

Answer to If someone paid you $1,000 would you go skydiving?

Wed, 19 Nov 2008 10:40:34 -0800

If someone paid you $1,000 would you go skydiving?

That sounds like a dream....

Answer to My boyfriend is 4 years younger than me. does age matters in a relationship/marriage?

Thu, 13 Nov 2008 11:17:44 -0800

My boyfriend is 4 years younger than me. does age matters in a relationship/marriage?

Depends on legality and maturity.

Answer to Do Deer have any natural predators?

Thu, 13 Nov 2008 11:08:54 -0800

Do Deer have any natural predators?

Wolves....that is the correct answer.

Answer to What's getting harder for you to do with the older you get?

Fri, 17 Oct 2008 10:44:51 -0700

What's getting harder for you to do with the older you get?

Procrastinate

Answer to If you were pregnant but couldnt afford to keep a baby, would you get an abortion?

Fri, 17 Oct 2008 10:44:10 -0700

If you were pregnant but couldnt afford to keep a baby, would you get an abortion?

Yes....yes I would

Answer to Are you going to watch the debate tonight?

Fri, 26 Sep 2008 15:27:39 -0700

Are you going to watch the debate tonight?

YES!!!!!

Answer to Tell me something you think that not many people are aware of?....(it has to be an actual fact)

Fri, 26 Sep 2008 08:23:40 -0700

Tell me something you think that not many people are aware of?....(it has to be an actual fact)

I am extremely scared....(of what, you shall not know)

Answer to Do you think that Monday gets a bad rap as the being worst day of the week?

Fri, 26 Sep 2008 08:16:55 -0700

Do you think that Monday gets a bad rap as the being worst day of the week?

I think it gets a deserved rap

Answer to I'm gay. Can your god save me?

Fri, 26 Sep 2008 08:16:33 -0700

I'm gay. Can your god save me?

Save you from what.......

Answer to Name something you take the top off?

Fri, 26 Sep 2008 08:16:13 -0700

Name something you take the top off?

My hair....but only a little

Answer to Do you invite drama into your life?

Tue, 23 Sep 2008 07:07:11 -0700

Do you invite drama into your life?

no

Answer to What would the worst 'extreme' location to be stranded in? (Think Survivor Man) Do you think you could cut it?

Mon, 22 Sep 2008 10:45:40 -0700

What would the worst 'extreme' location to be stranded in? (Think Survivor Man) Do you think you could cut it?

The middle of the Pacific Ocean...no, I couldn't

Answer to I'm going to the library.What book should I get? A good Mistary.

Mon, 22 Sep 2008 10:43:35 -0700

I'm going to the library.What book should I get? A good Mistary.

Are you sure you are capable of reading a "Mistary"? P.S. It is speeled m-y-s-t-e-r-y

Answer to Which hobby or passtime have you spent the most amount of money on?

Mon, 22 Sep 2008 10:38:45 -0700

Which hobby or passtime have you spent the most amount of money on?

education

Answer to What are you impervious to?

Mon, 22 Sep 2008 10:38:11 -0700

What are you impervious to?

Black magic....

Answer to Whats your top two favorite men's cologne?

Sun, 21 Sep 2008 15:01:11 -0700

Whats your top two favorite men's cologne?

My sweat and blood...those of course being both

Answer to Are you always on the side of suffering individuals?

Thu, 18 Sep 2008 19:19:16 -0700

Are you always on the side of suffering individuals?

Define suffering

Answer to Do you mumble incoherently in private when things upset you?

Thu, 18 Sep 2008 19:18:45 -0700

Do you mumble incoherently in private when things upset you?

I articulate my private mumblings very well...

Answer to THE POSITIVE AND NEGATIVE OF CLONEING

Thu, 18 Sep 2008 19:15:13 -0700

THE POSITIVE AND NEGATIVE OF CLONEING

The positives range from curing diseases to growing organs. The negatives are a bit more subjective, it all depends on an individual's moral perception of cloning (I for one am all for it)

Answer to I give hugs all the time as I am a hug giver will you hug me back just this once ? ((HUGS)) :)

Thu, 18 Sep 2008 19:07:52 -0700

I give hugs all the time as I am a hug giver will you hug me back just this once ? ((HUGS)) :)

a side hug...a little awkward, but friendly

Answer to What, if anything, excites you about your job?

Thu, 18 Sep 2008 19:03:56 -0700

What, if anything, excites you about your job?

The thought of working with a particular combination of people which makes my job rather enjoyable.

Answer to How can God be everywhere and know everything? How can God know everyone's thoughts?

Thu, 18 Sep 2008 19:03:15 -0700

How can God be everywhere and know everything? How can God know everyone's thoughts?

Easy...God is not real...therefore the question is invalid.

Answer to Could it be that all belief in God or gods stems from one ancient, basic and original idea?

Thu, 18 Sep 2008 19:02:23 -0700

Could it be that all belief in God or gods stems from one ancient, basic and original idea?

In the same way that you could say any idea stemmed from one original idea.

Answer to How do you determine whether to quote, paraphrase, or summarize a source?

Fri, 22 Aug 2008 10:33:34 -0700

How do you determine whether to quote, paraphrase, or summarize a source?

I believe it is all about the importance of what you are using....for instance, if you read a quote which adds to whatever you are writing, and if changed it the meaning may diminish, then I would use a quote. Paraphrasing and summarizing are usually done to make a point which can be made...

Answer to If you had 20 dollars, what would you spend it on?

Fri, 22 Aug 2008 10:30:25 -0700

If you had 20 dollars, what would you spend it on?

I would spend it on a nice pair of socks

Answer to What is the best political blog on the internet?

Fri, 22 Aug 2008 10:29:26 -0700

What is the best political blog on the internet?

I am biased.... www.jamesmcclister.blogspot.com

Answer to Tell me 1 thing you want to say about your day.

Mon, 01 Oct 2007 11:09:50 -0700

Tell me 1 thing you want to say about your day.

It could be better

Answer to Is time on your side?

Mon, 01 Oct 2007 11:08:10 -0700

Is time on your side?

In the long run...I hope

Answer to Do any AB'ers here understand why people commit suicide without actually calling people that do this cowards?

Mon, 01 Oct 2007 11:07:47 -0700

Do any AB'ers here understand why people commit suicide without actually calling people that do this cowards?

Of course...

Answer to Do you get three meals in each day?

Mon, 01 Oct 2007 06:23:28 -0700

Do you get three meals in each day?

Not usually

Answer to Why would a guy workout at the the gym and then walk outside and light up a cigarette?

Mon, 01 Oct 2007 06:21:59 -0700

Why would a guy workout at the the gym and then walk outside and light up a cigarette?

Because he smokes?

Answer to Did you sleep well today?

Wed, 26 Sep 2007 10:58:26 -0700

Did you sleep well today?

A little well...I overslept

Answer to Have you ever been in a mosh pit?

Wed, 26 Sep 2007 10:57:55 -0700

Have you ever been in a mosh pit?

Definitely

Answer to What do you think is the most boring sport?

Wed, 26 Sep 2007 10:57:26 -0700

What do you think is the most boring sport?

Baseball

Answer to What brand of athletic shoe do you wear most? What is an (un)reasonable price for a pair of sneakers?

Mon, 24 Sep 2007 10:57:41 -0700

What brand of athletic shoe do you wear most? What is an (un)reasonable price for a pair of sneakers?

I wear Addidas.

Answer to What is the meaning of human existance? Does it have a meaning?

Mon, 24 Sep 2007 09:08:01 -0700

What is the meaning of human existance? Does it have a meaning?

Why is it you think that we have a particular purpose?

Answer to How old are you in dog years?

Mon, 24 Sep 2007 09:00:20 -0700

How old are you in dog years?

140

Answer to When you were a kid, what did you want to be when you grew up?

Mon, 24 Sep 2007 08:59:54 -0700

When you were a kid, what did you want to be when you grew up?

I want to be a Historian/Professor..."of sorts".

Answer to Who is the worse comedian you have ever heard?

Mon, 24 Sep 2007 06:30:54 -0700

Who is the worse comedian you have ever heard?

Larry "The Cable Guy"...

Answer to In your view, what is the true test of a relationship?

Fri, 21 Sep 2007 12:30:28 -0700

In your view, what is the true test of a relationship?

time

Answer to Would you pay to get your oil changed if you knew how to do it yourself?

Fri, 21 Sep 2007 10:54:49 -0700

Would you pay to get your oil changed if you knew how to do it yourself?

Yes...

Answer to Heaven is a wonderful place filled with........................................................?

Fri, 21 Sep 2007 08:38:22 -0700

Heaven is a wonderful place filled with........................................................?

Lies, Naivity, and Idiots.

Answer to Who was/ is the toughest TV detective?

Thu, 20 Sep 2007 07:34:44 -0700

Who was/ is the toughest TV detective?

Dick Tracey

Answer to What should they never make a movie about?

Thu, 20 Sep 2007 07:34:22 -0700

What should they never make a movie about?

An underprivaleged sports team who gets a top notch coach and then they miraculously become amazing...Oh wait...damn it

Answer to Do you think me and my girlfriend look good together?

Thu, 20 Sep 2007 07:21:39 -0700

Do you think me and my girlfriend look good together?

...not sure

Answer to Has there been anyone who you've felt connected to, although you may have never met or spoken with them? For me it was John Denver, we had a lot in-common and I connected with his music.

Thu, 20 Sep 2007 07:21:06 -0700

Has there been anyone who you've felt connected to, although you may have never met or spoken with them? For me it was John Denver, we had a lot in-common and I connected with his music.

Yes...James Franco

Answer to Have you ever dreampt about something long ago and part of your dream was re-lived in real life later on?

Thu, 20 Sep 2007 07:17:45 -0700

Have you ever dreampt about something long ago and part of your dream was re-lived in real life later on?

I once had a dream where I had sex...later I had sex...crazy, I know.

Answer to Is everything going to get better?

Thu, 20 Sep 2007 07:16:51 -0700

Is everything going to get better?

That depends on what you think is currently bad and what you consider better.

Answer to Why / how did you pick your avatar ? what (if anything) does it mean (to you)?

Thu, 20 Sep 2007 07:15:27 -0700

Why / how did you pick your avatar ? what (if anything) does it mean (to you)?

Because I belive strongly in its meaning.

Answer to If you were to make a movie about your life...what actor or actress would you pick to play you?

Wed, 19 Sep 2007 11:09:44 -0700

If you were to make a movie about your life...what actor or actress would you pick to play you?

Hands down,James Franco. And he he wasn't available, Christian Bale.

Answer to All answers marked + unless abusive: If you have accepted Jesus Christ as your Lord and Savior say Amen! If you have not, why not?

Wed, 19 Sep 2007 09:52:19 -0700

All answers marked + unless abusive: If you have accepted Jesus Christ as your Lord and Savior say Amen! If you have not, why not?

Jesus Christ is a manifestation of human society. We have created religions so we can do two things: 1. Control the masses and 2. Make ourselves feel comfortable with the prospect of death. Human beings are drawn to unreasonable explinations as long as they give answers that make them feel...

Answer to Did you go to college?

Wed, 19 Sep 2007 09:47:14 -0700

Did you go to college?

Yes, and I am still attending ISU for my first Bachelors for History. I plan on eventually traveling overseas to get my masters and hopefully my PhD.

Answer to Can you prove to me that you exist?

Tue, 18 Sep 2007 07:42:45 -0700

Can you prove to me that you exist?

Well, how do you define existance?

Answer to One of Hilary Clinton's platforms (next to invading Iran) is improving American healthcare. Yet so many Americans are opposed to this. Could fast food companies be fuelling this sentiment?

Tue, 18 Sep 2007 07:42:10 -0700

One of Hilary Clinton's platforms (next to invading Iran) is improving American healthcare. Yet so many Americans are opposed to this. Could fast food companies be fuelling this sentiment?

Most people are not against reforming healthcare...they are just against her way of doing it.

Answer to What do you drink the most?

Mon, 17 Sep 2007 10:58:13 -0700

What do you drink the most?

Water...maybe milk

Answer to Is anyone actually going to watch the new television series with the Geico cavemen?

Mon, 10 Sep 2007 11:17:42 -0700

Is anyone actually going to watch the new television series with the Geico cavemen?

I will give it a try.

Answer to Am i right in thinking that batman is the only superhero without special powers?

Mon, 10 Sep 2007 11:16:44 -0700

Am i right in thinking that batman is the only superhero without special powers?

Robin, The Green Latern (has no powers except for those given to him by his ring), Iron Man (just wears a suit)...I can't really think of anymore.

Answer to Nobel Prize or Pulitzer Prize?

Mon, 10 Sep 2007 11:06:06 -0700

Nobel Prize or Pulitzer Prize?

Well, how about a Pulitzer for the book which I wrote about winning the Nobel Prize.

Answer to Is it Spiderpig or Spider Pig?

Fri, 07 Sep 2007 09:03:12 -0700

Is it Spiderpig or Spider Pig?

No...no...no...it's Harry Plopper

Answer to What are some of the reasons LGBT individuals stay in the closet?

Fri, 07 Sep 2007 08:53:46 -0700

What are some of the reasons LGBT individuals stay in the closet?

It probably has something to do with a majority of societies poor opinion of people with different sexual preferences other than their own. Many people are cruel and will ridicule and perhaps even harm those who are different from themselves. The world is a dark and narrow place; however, in...

Answer to Do the illuminati really exist today?

Fri, 07 Sep 2007 08:47:11 -0700

Do the illuminati really exist today?

I hope so, wouldn't it be absolutely thrilling.

Answer to What did you do last nite?

Fri, 07 Sep 2007 08:45:02 -0700

What did you do last nite?

I went to a meeting, I ate pizza, I went running, I watched the end of the Colts/Saints Game, I hung out with my g/f, and I played a bit of Morrowind before turning in for the night.

Answer to Which celebrity couple (entertainment, sports, politics) is the coolest?

Fri, 07 Sep 2007 08:43:21 -0700

Which celebrity couple (entertainment, sports, politics) is the coolest?

I always enjoyed Rachel McAdams and Ryan Gosling.

Answer to Whatever happened to Ted Haggard?

Fri, 07 Sep 2007 08:41:15 -0700

Whatever happened to Ted Haggard?

He got in trouble for doing Heroine and homosexual acts...you have to love those evangelists.

Answer to What is the gender of God?

Fri, 07 Sep 2007 08:36:17 -0700

What is the gender of God?

Perhaps neither according to this recent photo of "it"...

Answer to Which category in AB is used the least often?

Fri, 07 Sep 2007 08:33:20 -0700

Which category in AB is used the least often?

I would say Theism: Under Social Sciences--->Religion--->Theism

Answer to Terminator or Predator?

Fri, 07 Sep 2007 08:23:13 -0700

Terminator or Predator?

ROBOCOP

Answer to Do you find wonder in the world that surrounds you?

Fri, 07 Sep 2007 08:22:48 -0700

Do you find wonder in the world that surrounds you?

One can try

Answer to What is your name acronym?

Fri, 07 Sep 2007 08:21:52 -0700

What is your name acronym?

JAMES.....Jammin', Anachronistic, Manly (In a I don't eat meat, hunt, watch baseball, or like cars kind of way), Enthusiastic, Superlative

Answer to Have you ever read a dictionary for fun?

Fri, 07 Sep 2007 08:16:36 -0700

Have you ever read a dictionary for fun?

Yes, quite an exhilirating read I must say.

Answer to If I have one cigar for my 18th birthday, will I turn into a lung cancer-infested, chain-smoking college dropout?

Fri, 07 Sep 2007 08:14:00 -0700

If I have one cigar for my 18th birthday, will I turn into a lung cancer-infested, chain-smoking college dropout?

You do not inhale Cigar smoke...so the chances of lung cancer are fairly slim and also the smoke is fairly less addictive.

Answer to Do you usually eat healthy nutritious meals?

Fri, 07 Sep 2007 08:10:22 -0700

Do you usually eat healthy nutritious meals?

I try my best but it is not always possible.

Answer to Do you and your significant other finish each other's sentences?

Thu, 06 Sep 2007 14:34:01 -0700

Do you and your significant other finish each other's sentences?

No, I cannot imagine the ramifications of that. Conversations would be extremely awkward and obnoxious if we kept interupting each other simply to finish the other ones sentence.

Answer to If you could wake up in the morning to any song, what would it be?

Thu, 06 Sep 2007 14:26:45 -0700

If you could wake up in the morning to any song, what would it be?

I'm Gonna Be (500 miles)- The Proclaimers

Answer to Give an example of a deal maker on a date?

Thu, 06 Sep 2007 14:24:35 -0700

Give an example of a deal maker on a date?

Going into the date assuming that you are going to make some kind of deal.

Answer to Does anyone know any good quotes on tolerance?

Thu, 06 Sep 2007 14:18:34 -0700

Does anyone know any good quotes on tolerance?

"It is forbidden to kill; therefore all murderers are punished unless they kill in large numbers and to the sound of trumpets." This is a quote on the tolerance of wars.

Answer to Beauty is overated. Agree or Disagree?

Thu, 06 Sep 2007 14:16:33 -0700

Beauty is overated. Agree or Disagree?

Disagree...what is life without beauty.

Answer to Are you the parent you wished you had?

Thu, 06 Sep 2007 14:11:51 -0700

Are you the parent you wished you had?

Yes...Well, I am not a parent, but if I was my own parent I would have made a good one. P.S. I never want children.

Answer to Realistically...how much time(excluding unnatural deaths) do you think you have left on this earth?

Thu, 06 Sep 2007 14:11:07 -0700

Realistically...how much time(excluding unnatural deaths) do you think you have left on this earth?

At least a good 60 years.

Answer to Do you have a nice butt?

Thu, 06 Sep 2007 14:10:03 -0700

Do you have a nice butt?

It could possibly be one of the nicest butts....ever.

Answer to What's your favourite board game?

Thu, 06 Sep 2007 14:04:57 -0700

What's your favourite board game?

Baulderdash

Answer to Who wants some points? I'll give points to anyone who answers my question!!!

Thu, 06 Sep 2007 13:40:36 -0700

Who wants some points? I'll give points to anyone who answers my question!!!

I wonder...

Answer to Are you too old to be keepin' up with all the kids?

Thu, 06 Sep 2007 13:36:39 -0700

Are you too old to be keepin' up with all the kids?

I am stronger and faster than any kid I know...bring it on.

Answer to If we were attacked by another planet, what would you do?

Thu, 06 Sep 2007 13:33:31 -0700

If we were attacked by another planet, what would you do?

Do you mean life on another planet...or they actual planet coming to attack me. If it was an entire race of Aliens I would probably fight for a good 5 seconds before I was slaughter. If it was the planet itself...I would just cry.

Answer to Have you ever used the term "Oh My Science!"?

Thu, 06 Sep 2007 13:28:18 -0700

Have you ever used the term "Oh My Science!"?

I don't like to take the name of Science in vain...sorry.

Answer to What's the best way to make friends on AB?

Thu, 06 Sep 2007 13:27:41 -0700

What's the best way to make friends on AB?

Don't be an ass...

Answer to Ok tonight Indy Colts play the New Orlean Saints in NFL football....who are you pulling for and will you watch the game? I personally am pulling for Peyton@the Colts....

Thu, 06 Sep 2007 13:26:19 -0700

Ok tonight Indy Colts play the New Orlean Saints in NFL football....who are you pulling for and will you watch the game? I personally am pulling for Peyton@the Colts....

I am not going to watch the game; however, I would like the Saints to win...I would not be dissapointed though if the Colts win.

Answer to Why does it seem to be when people are sick they are grouchy?

Thu, 06 Sep 2007 13:24:50 -0700

Why does it seem to be when people are sick they are grouchy?

I think it has something to do with them being sick...just a thought.

Answer to Why do people in relationships seem to be happier?

Thu, 06 Sep 2007 13:24:02 -0700

Why do people in relationships seem to be happier?

Perhaps they simply are...

Answer to How old were you when you kissed for the first time?

Thu, 06 Sep 2007 13:22:02 -0700

How old were you when you kissed for the first time?

4

Answer to What's the best word from Eric Cartman?

Thu, 06 Sep 2007 13:21:49 -0700

What's the best word from Eric Cartman?

Fruit Basket

Answer to When I say fire you say ______?

Thu, 06 Sep 2007 13:20:51 -0700

When I say fire you say ______?

What the hell are you talking about?

Answer to What is nike named after.

Thu, 06 Sep 2007 13:19:25 -0700

What is nike named after.

A Greek Goddess of Victory. (Knee-Kay, that is the correct pronuciation)

Answer to What should I bring camping? I'm a terrible packer.

Thu, 06 Sep 2007 13:18:17 -0700

What should I bring camping? I'm a terrible packer.

Where, when, and how long?

Answer to If any, which of Tom Hanks' movies did you not really care for?

Thu, 06 Sep 2007 13:17:12 -0700

If any, which of Tom Hanks' movies did you not really care for?

Very tough question, being that Tom Hank's is arguably the greatest actor ever; however, if I had to choose one movie that fell below all the others (that I have seen anyways) I would have to say "A League of Their Own".

Answer to Who would win... The Oompa Loompas, The Munchkins of Oz, The Ewoks, or The Dinks?

Thu, 06 Sep 2007 13:14:36 -0700

Who would win... The Oompa Loompas, The Munchkins of Oz, The Ewoks, or The Dinks?

The Ewoks...they had primitive weapons...and they were BEARS!

Answer to What do you think of when somone tells you to be "open minded"?

Thu, 06 Sep 2007 07:30:55 -0700

What do you think of when somone tells you to be "open minded"?

I tell them to stop being so naive.

Answer to Are you willing to defend your country with your life?

Thu, 06 Sep 2007 07:26:16 -0700

Are you willing to defend your country with your life?

No, but perhaps a cause.