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Why didn't George W. Bush capture Osama Bin Laden?
I guess he never looked in Obama's freezer.
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Charlie Sheen recently claimed to have "tiger blood." What kind of blood runs through your veins? ;)
I have Charlie Sheen's real blood in my veins, I replaced his with that of a tiger.
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What starts with "f" and ends with "uck"
Ford truck.
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What starts with "f" and ends with "uck"
Ford truck.
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is watching porn in islam allowed?
Funny you might say that, because it reminds me of when I was in Iraq there was a kid on every street corner trying to sell us Hashish, whiskey, porn videos, or a combination of the three. Three older women came up to me while we were in Mosul and tried to either sell or "rent" a girl of about 16 or 17 to me. The three of them were dressed in burqas, but she was in tight jeans, a baby tee, and...
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is watching porn in islam allowed?
No, because pork(ing) is strictly forbidden. Badump Tsst.
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If Obama wants to the public to prove there citizenship, why don't they prove it
It boils down to the 2012 campaign. He sees it as an issue to marginalize the right by pointing at them and saying "Look at the crazies they have running their party." It is a shrewd move on his part, and I feel that he will need every shrewd move he can come up with to get re-elected. This past November was a referendum on his policies, and the American People showed that they do not like what...
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I know people who let the twin towers get bombed by the aircrafts, who should i report this to
Tell your mommy, idiot.
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Utah HB182 could bar same-sex couples from making contractual arrangements like wills or financial arrangements. What do you think of this?
While I oppose gay MARRIAGE, I find this to be going too far. I am in favor of granting civil unions and similar arrangements.
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Utah HB182 could bar same-sex couples from making contractual arrangements like wills or financial arrangements. What do you think of this?
While I oppose gay MARRIAGE, I find this to be going too far. I am in favor of granting civil unions and similar arrangements.
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Do I have to change my driver's license if I move to a different state in the US even though right now I don't need to drive a car and I already canceled my car insurance and registration?
You need a valid driver's license or id card for more things than driving (getting a job etc, so you need to get one. Unless you are just temporarily at your current location and still maintain the residence on your license, then if you do find yourself driving any car, you are in violation.
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Is it legal for an officer to ask for your SSN even if you've provided a driver's license, registration and legit insurance? How do we know what the cop would do with the SSN, if he is even a real cop? How should I handle this?
Some departments requrie the officer to put your social security number on a citation, so yes.
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If a cop runs a license plate outside a bar and finds out the driver has had a previous DUI conviction, can the cop then wait until the person leaves to pull them over? (In this case a town cop, followed this driver through 3 towns and 11 miles)
If he has jurisdiction where the stop occurred, yes (some cities/counties give all police county wide jurisdiction and I believe that Indiana gives all officers statewide jurisdiction). If a traffic offense occurred in his presence and and in his jurisdiction and he can articulate why he waited 11 miles to conduct the stop (ie waiting for backup or a what have you) then in most any state the...
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how do you join SWAT?
Gotta be a cop first. Second, gotta be a real good cop, in real good shape, and shoot really well. Third, you have to be picked for the SWAT team and be specially trained for it.
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What are your favourite song lyrics and why?
"Tonight" by Motley Crue via the Raspberries.
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What lies did your parents tell you?
....so not true. That is, unless there is some det cord attached to the lint catcher that has a blasting cap that would activate, but it is only active when the drier is on and that det cord is attached to a brick of C-4. I think you are safe, though it is not really advised to take the lint collecter out while the drier is running, it can cause a mess.
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Did you hear Palin's speech in which she accused her critics of causing the violence? Was it a smart speech or defensive and offensive?
All of the information coming out about this monster says that he is apolitical, does not watch the news, and does not listen to talk radio. There have even been some statements by people who knew him in high school that he is a left-wing pothead. That being said, how is it the fault of Sarah Palin that this man decided to go out and shoot people? I find the hatred from the left to be pretty...
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What is a laser jammer?
An illegal piece of equipment meant to jam the signal of a police laser. Just like RADAR jammers, they don't work very well and when you get pulled over with one in your car you can expect an additional citation for having it and for it to be seized. You can actually be arrested for it, and in some places you will be. I would not advise anyone to get one.
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Should Churches Be Tax Exempt?
If you want churches to pay taxes, then you shall have to then tax all charities. Churches give tons of money to homeless and poor. The giving of Christians is what sustained those people before the government got into the business of charity and it continues to be a stablizing factor in many people's lives. I'm sure that those who voted that tax exemptions are unfair would not want their...
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Which dinosaur was considered the king of all dinosaurs?
Bob the Powerful was the king of all dinosaurs, unlike most kings he was elected in 67,000,000 BC, he was a Troodon and was exceptionally intelligent, for a dinosaur. His queen, Jenny was a Velociraptor that had very ornate feathers. At first it was quite a flap that he married outside his speicies, but that soon became the norm. Consequently, this interspecies marriage trend was what lead...
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Gas $3.07 per gallon USA average. Up $1.26 on Obama's watch, an increase of 69%, soon to be a doubling at 100%. What do you think of that?
It is no surprise. President Obama wants it to go high, so he can further cripple our economy and make it over into his Socialist Utopia where he takes from those who are productive and gives to those who are lazy. Soon we will all realize that if we give exceptional effort, we will still get mediocre returns, so all will begin to give mediocre effort. The United States was a great nation...
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What do you call volunteer work you do for other countries?
Depending on the country and the work, it could be called treason.
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Would an infantry division have a mechanized brigade?
There are divisions of mechanized infantry. The first that comes to mind is the 3rd Infantry Division. The 2nd Infantry Division has two Air Asault batallions, a Mech batallion, a Striker Brigade, and a Tank Brigade. The short answer is yes.
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Was the cop being a "pig" or should the driver pay????
He is lucky to not be in jail for endangerment and fleeing (both felonies in most states). If he is only charged with speeding, he should count himself lucky and pay the fine. My question to the driver is this: Ever heard of an ambulance?
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The Universe started expanding 13.7 billion years ago. How do we know it weren't expanding even before that?
I was there, I know it "weren't".
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What does WGA stand for among defense attorneys?
Weasles, goons, and assholes.
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Does the USA have to have a change of heart, a change of approach to make peace with the world and even the terrorists ?
Yes, we need to take the gloves off and break their necks instead of playing BS games with them. We must stop fighting handcuffed. If we were to unleash our full ability upon the radical elements, they would stand no chance. In crushing any and all terrorist organizations, there would be a chance at peace were we to then use our resources to help those left to rebuild and modernize their...
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Do you think Supreme Courts should make law or interpret it?
Interpret, the Constitution must no longer be trampled upon, but it is mainly the US Circuit Courts of Appeal that are the worst at judicial activism.
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Why is it that most serious crimes..pedophilia, drugs,murder happen in the Bible belts of a province or state?
I didn't know that Detriot was in the Bible Belt of the USA. Crime happens everywhere, in fact, all types of crime happen nearly everywhere, but when it happens in a small, quiet community it is a huge shock to the system. My city has had 18 murders this year and every time there is a murder it makes the news for days, but in Detroit, New York, LA, or Miami not so much, and this is because if...
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Tea Party Nation founder Judson Phillips wants to get rid of the Methodist Church. What are your thoughts on this?
I am a Methodist, and I disagree fervently with the positions of our national church leaders. Nationally our church is infested with liberals who use the church as a vehicle for their political beliefs, and it makes me sick. The average member of your local United Methodist Church is a rather conservative person. There are those that lean liberal, but those who side completely with the...
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How does Ky law work for a 12 y/o who was hit and choked during domestic violence? Will the offender get time?
If the prosecuter can build up enough evidence to prove intent to cause serious physical injury or intent to kill, then the charge could morph to Assault 2nd Degree Domenstic Violence or even Criminal Attempt to commit Murder.
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Are there any relationships that aren't all about sex anymore?
Yes, they are called marriages.
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What's fair to expect for a bonus from your employer during the holidays?
From my employer $0.00...effing liberal scum.
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I want do presentation p.p about keys of success
what your suggestion me
I hate p.p....that said, I have to give one on some of our policies at work next week. I don't have the ability, thanks to our IT guy, to add in any video, but I put in some photos and used color. If I were you, I'd put in funny, topic based video and audio clips, and photos. P.P. is exceptionally boring, but if you engage the audience, you can save yourself.
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Federal Court ruled today that the health insurance mandate is unconstitutional. Are you surprised by this?
Not at all, and I think that there will be more courts striking it down...as long as the judges aren't liberal puppets.
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What would be the worst job in your opinion?
I'd have to go with President of the United States. Name one POTUS who has not aged 5 years to 1 in his term(s). There is more stress in that job than anyone should deal with, half the country hates you and the other half wants more from you. I do not envy any man who bears that much responsibility. In my current position, I can say that some things are not in my sphere of influence, Barack...
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when arrested I would like to know if they can take my drivers license without any notification to me be it verbal or written and keep it.
Yes, in the case of suspension, they actually take your physical license from you and when your supsension is up, you have to go and buy a new one.
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Who killed Kennedy? The Warren Commision?
Your mom.
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Would it surprise you if I told you that the following quote regarding Israel-Palestine came from Mahatma Gandhi? (full quote in first answer)"Palestine belongs to the Arabs in the same sense that England belongs to the English or France to the French....
So, you are saying that Ghandi was an Anti-Semite?
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I am Iranian and I love americans ,Why americans hate us???(also all the world hate us)
Americans do not hate Iranian citizens, however, we do (for the most part) dislike your government.
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Sea Shepards (Whale Wars) – Idiots or heros?
Suicidal douchebags for messing with a ship from another sovereign nation.
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AB is claiming that this new answerbag is easier to navigate?! I beg to differ!!!!!!!!!!!!!
This new set up is garbage!
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Does anyone actually like the new answerbag layout?
They should change it back to the way it was, this is cheesey.
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Does anyone actually like the new answerbag layout?
They should change it back to the way it was, this is cheesey.
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Have you ever eaten an entire chicken alone? Was it cooked?
Yes, it was alive and the feathers were still on. LOL! Seriously, no, but I have eaten half a chicken, but felt horrible afterwards...way too much meat.
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Do you believe in Cod?
Yes I do, great fish. On a related note about my beliefs, I believe in God, too.
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Motorhead or Pantera?
Wow, tough choice, but I have to go with Dimebag and the guys.
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What will it take to tame Tehran’s nuclear plans?
Israeli nuclear plans?
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Why can't you defy the laws of gravity
Because the fine and jail time is way too much to risk it.
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Which celebrities have you ment? Where they nice?
The Statler Brothers----Assholes.
Waylon Jennings----Nice guy.
Nick Saban----Nice guy.
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How do i breakup with someone i am in love with? He is muslim, and his family is constantly finding fault with me, cutting me down, braking my stuff and my boyfriend wont stick up for me. They tell me i dont do anything right, im not a good per son
Tell him to either defend you or hit the road. Their problem, most likely, is that you are not a Muslim, so I doubt that there can be any middle ground. It is either you or them, so I would venture to say that he will choose family (which is quite understandable).
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How can people hold strong Christian views and believe in the virgin birth AND a strong basis & understanding in science at the same time?
It's called a miracle. The miracle was induced by the Holy Spirit.
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Considering that Jesus lived and taught in the Middle East/Mediterranean regions all his life, what is the religious significance of a 'white Christmas'?
I'm not sure exactly what day Christ's birtday falls on, but I have heard that it was possibly in March, but due to the Roman calendar having two months added, it may have very well been in December (if you use the calendar that we have now versus theirs). Regardless of the time of year, I doubt there was ever any snow in the area during Christ's life on Earth. I think it...
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Do you care what the Obamas ate for Thanksgiving dinner?
I could give a rat's ass what they ate, it has no effect on me.
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Do you share a birthday with a famous person? Who?
Ted Williams, The Splendid Splinter...just the day not the year.
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Can you name a song that was done by The Beatles?
Maxwell's Silver Hammer.
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Is this proof that global warming is a hoax and that global warming scientists are complete frauds?
We should, and are, seeking cleaner and more renewable sources of energy, but these 'scientists' are creating fear by telling lies in order to keep their funding and make assholes like Al Gore richer.
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Busted! Top climatologists caught plotting scientific fraud in leaked emails. Are you convinced that man made climate change is fake?
They'll just lie more and cast aspersions on the validity of the information. I think that we should strive to live in a clean envirnonment for many reasons, but we should not have 'scientists' lying to us in order to line Al Gore's pockets.
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How do authors find time to write?
By avoiding a real job...lol! Seriously though, it is something that takes total dedication and can be quite a risky venture. I'm sure that for every Stephen King there are 500 who wind up disillusioned and take a 9-5 job or wind up working in convenience stores.
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What do you think of Rachel Maddow's expose on Conservative Astroturfing? See LINK & VIDEO:
It's no suprise that Mrs. Maddow can 'expose' vast right wing conspiracies at every turn. It would, however, be a suprise were she to engage in any kind of real, impartial journalistic effort and find that the vast majority of people don't want the government telling them what to do when it comes to their own healthcare. It would be a suprise for her to support the freedom...
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In theory, could a HORSE be trained to track scents, the way a Bloodhound does? I've been told horses have an exceptional sense of smell, and if they could be trained as trackers, a searcher could RIDE their "Bloodhound" to their quarry, right?
Tracking, narcotics, and bomb detection dogs are selected for more than an ability to smell. Their competetive nature, athletecism, and attention span (as to the pursuit of the odor) are among several factors that are considered. Also, how are you to ride a horse through low lying branches and thick foliage? Police patrol vehicles with trailers would not be very practical either.
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For how long have Republicans supported the U.S. Chamber of Commerce's support for rapists?
How long have the Democrats supported the liberal's support for murdering babies? I can play your bullshit game, too.
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Do you think that people caught for DUI should have to go to jail? I am on my second DUI and am told I will probably get 90 days in county jail? Wouldn't something like community service be better. I never hurt anybody or caused an accident
Wow, that sucks for you, I guess maybe, just maybe you'll think about it before you drink and drive again.
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What is the best way of avoiding boredom while stuck at an airport?
Hard drinking!
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What is a supoena "duces tecum"? Is it different from some other kind of supoena? If so, how.
A subpoena duces tecum is one in which you are to bring everything that has to do with the case that is to be argued, wheras a regular subpoena is just for the person involved.
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With American soldiers in Iraq and Afghanistan, a large group of evangelists are also landed to spread their religion and invade the culture. Do you think this is fair on the population of those countries?
I never saw any evangelists while I was there.
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Omg well me and my boyfriend have only been dating for a month and he called me by his last name already and i kinda like it but i just dont no yet i meen its only been a month can anyone tell me what to say about it.
Run, he's gotta be a bit of a psycho.
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Did Jesus Christ shed blood to clean the sins of people living today?
Yes, He did. His love is boundless and His grace is never ending.
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Will "health-care reform" make things worse?
Healthcare reform would not make things worse, but this extraction of freedom and insertion of taxes will.
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Well, i just hit 69 on AB. how should i celebrate?
By drinking!
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I'm going to compile a "divorce soundtrack." What songs do you think should be on it? (Video links welcome!)
Everything about you by Ugly Kid Joe
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rDfIOr1ByIc
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What did you forget to collect when you went past GO?
The souls of those who stand against me...damn it, I always forget that!
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Do you think that American football players, so used to wearing all their protective gear, could handle Rugby or Aussie Rules football?
Some of the guys are massive, but being that big doesn't mean that they are out of shape. They have to take fitness tests each year and they run to keep up cardio. That said, the offensive linemen would have a hard time with the pace of rugby, but the 'skill' players would not. The skill set needed for rugby seems to be a hybrid between football and soccer, so it would be an...
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What's the 1st "thing" you remember being obsessed with?
Football, especially the Dallas Cowboys, I've been a fan since 1976 (though back then it was because I like stars and they had stars on their helmets).
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Do you prefer a car with a manual or automatic transmission? Why?
Manual, it keeps you more engaged in driving, and I seem to get better gas mileage with them.
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Do you think that the Obama Administration is playing political games by pushing for Major Malik Hasan being charged with state murder charges instead of his acts terrorism?
I was wrong about state charges, they are charging him under UCMJ, but they are still not calling it terrorism, yet there are still many questions that remain unanswered.
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Did you listen to the details of the execution by lethal injection of John Allen Muhammad, the Washington Sniper? I did and thought they were pretty horrific. Do you agree?
Personally I feel that it was far too humane of a treatment for such an animal. I feel no pity for a man who committed such horrible acts as he did.
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How frustrating is it to hear AB members complain about what the President is doing (or not doing) as if he passes legislation ALL BY HIMSELF?
I find it frustrating that he and those on his side in Congress want to ruin the healthcare system and then go after industry with the "Cap and trade" aka "Cap and tax" bill. Our government can't effectively run what it controls now, how do you expect them to be proficient when controlling our healtcare? The "Cap and trade" bill will cause prices of energy...
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Who'd be in your all time NFL team & who would be coach?
Offense
QB-Joe Montana
QB-Brett Favre
QB-Troy Aikman
RB-Walter Payton
RB-Emmitt Smith
RB-Barry Sanders
FB-Darryl Johnston
FB-Matt Suey
FB-Marion Motley
WR-Jerry Rice
WR-Steve Largent
WR-Terrell Owens
WR-Art Monk
WR-Michael Irvin
WR-Steve Smith
TE-Anthony Gonzales
TE-Jay Navcek
TE-Ben Coates
TE-Jason Witten
LT-Orlando Pace
LT-Eric Williams
RT-Anthony Munoz
RT-Larry Allen
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What's the point of a clear visor on helmets?
If you don't like being poked in the eye, then you can wear one to protect you from it.
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Is it true that Sarah Jessica Parker, will not go near Belgium, for fear of being taken for a horse & sold for meat?
I think she stomped her hoof once for yes.
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Do you think the Queen should still be promoting Knights or has the time come to stop?
Since it is nothing but a ceremonial title, I don't see anything wrong with it.
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Does "Political Correctness" have any blame in the Military not acting on the signals from Maj. Hasan before his terrorist actions at Fort hood?
From everything that I have seen and read in the news, I have to say yes. The man was only transferred when he told people at Walter Reed that "Infidels should be beheaded". Saying something like that warrants an investigation, but the military has changed a bunch since I entered and more since I left. When I was in basic training, I had a Drill Sergeant that was asked by the...
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Whats the best egg..Quail, Hen, Duck. ....?
Duck Billed Platypus eggs are the bomb!
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Another crazed out radical nut Major Malik Hasan went out shooting his own men...Why do you think this happened?
This is an act of terrorism. According to reports, he went around shouting "Allah Akbar" as he was shooting. He had also spoken against the war on terror and stated that "All 'Infidels' should convert to Islam" in some sort of seminar he gave at Walter Reed. From all reports, this man gave dozens of clues that he should not have been allowed to serve, but...
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What is your favorite Willie Nelson duet?
#1. Pancho and Lefty with Merle Haggard.
#2. The Highwayman (I guess it would be more of a quartet) with Kris Kristofferson, Johnny Cash, and Waylon Jennings.
#3. Seven Spanish Angels with Ray Charles.
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PEACE OR War?? What should it be and why?
PEACE=Democratic
WAR=Repulician
President during Global War on Terror, G.W. Bush, Republican.
President during Bosnian Conflict, W.J. Clinton, Democrat.
President during Somalian Conflict, W.J. Clinton, Democrat.
President during Desert Storm, G.H.W. Bush, Republican.
President during Panama incident (Operation Just Cause), G.H.W. Bush, Republican.
President during Grenada (Operation Urgent Fury), R.W. Reagan,...
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What is black and white with red all over it?
A zebra with a massive head wound.
or
Tim Donaghy when the nice Italian gentlemen get ahold of him.
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I've been living with my girlfriend for over a year now, but she still doesn't like me using her tooth brush. Well how else am I meant to get dog sh!t out of my trainers?
Maybe you can put them in the freezer and tell her it is chocolate ice cream.
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Why do whites like to imprison minorities. Like in this video where white people beat down on immates: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bxl7iz4fbO8
The only people beating on each other in the video were two different minority groups, Asians and Aborigenes. The corrections officer stated that they had all been put in prison for violent crimes. I don't get what your beef is. Would you rather have violent criminals walking the streets, or would you rather have them in prison where they belong?
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Do you approve of our president Obama or do you think hes a joke now that his in office? DO you think if you had to vote you would do it different?
I don't think he is a joke. I think he is an intelligent and serious guy who has different ideas and ideals than I do. I ardently disagree with him on most fronts, and I guess that were I to change my vote I would have taken it away from douche bag McCain and written in Dr. Ron Paul.
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I ask you "what's up?" and you answer:___
Chicken butt. Trust me, it's funny to my kids.
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Chicken wings. Which do you prefer? Boneless or bone in?
Bone-in, slathered in hot sauce!
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So South Africa is hosting the soccer world cup next year. Any thoughts? Who is going, and what do you expect?
My thoughts: Who gives a crap! Obviously I'm not going, and I'm an American, so I don't like soccer.
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I get it now. When a democrat is in office, 'it happened on his watch.' When a republican is in office, it STILL happened on the democrat's watch. Has any republican ever made so much as a little boo-boo?
You need to come out of your love spell when President Obama is speaking and see that he is doing exactly what you are talking about.
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Hitler. Mad man or genius?
There is no doubt that he was a talented orator, but he was also one of the most evil people (if not the most) to ever walk the face of the earth. I have also heard that he had advanced stages of syphilis which would have contributed insanity to his coctail of evil and oratory skills. I don't know about genius, because he decided to invade the Soviet Union before Europe was completely...
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Ever heard the expression, "In like Flynn"? Who is Flynn?
I've always heard it as "In like Flint". Mine is quite possibly derived from yours and a variation caused by the movie "In like Flint". The meaning in my context is that you are accepted into a group or into a woman's life (sometimes in a sexual context).
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Who would win if the Tennessee Titans played the Washington Redskins?
Definitely not the viewers on TV or those in attendance at the stadium.
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If a vehicle was awarded to me in my final divorce decree, but my ex-husband had taken a loan out with that vehicle used as collateral, what happens? The loan is in my ex-husbands name only. Will I be unable to sell this vehicle once I change the title?
The lien on the vehicle must be satisfied before you can transfer ownership.
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If a parent kills the person who molested and raped their child, what punishment do you think that parent should receive?
The Presidential Medal of Freedom.
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If you met someone who shot another person (in self defense) would you be able to befriend this person and if not, why?
I have plenty of friends who have been in that position in Iraq and/or Afghanistan and would have no problem with a civilian who had to put one in somebody to defend themself or their loved ones.
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NEED QUICK ANSWER!!:This guy i was just seeing but just broke up with is having a potluck+hot tub night with all his friends. His ex gf of 5 years is gonna be there and her friends.. and im just going with a guy were all friends with.......should i go?
Go to the party, get really drunk, make out with his ex-girlfriend, and then puke in his hot tub!
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Are politicians able to just answer yes or no?
Let me say this first: In today's economy, with two wars going on in two different theaters, with the racial and ethnic inequities, with people in this nation without healthcare, millions of illegal immigrants in our country, rampant unemployment, and global warming/cooling/climate change how can you expect a politician to answer a question with one word?
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Do you agree with making prisoners work on chain gangs? Apart from that crazy guy in Arizona where else do they have them?
I don't know if they still have them in South Carolina, but when I was growing up there, they did. For the record, I agree with it, and feel it should be used lots more. Sheriff Joe Arpaio is not crazy, he is one of the few sane ones left in this world, jail and prison should be horrible places that people don't want to go back to, not a place for soft living.
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If I tell you to "assume the position", what position to you get into?
The BOHOCATYA position.
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Do anyone think that the "boy in the flying saucer"incident was staged or do you believe their story.
I have some serious doubts about their story, especially after the boy's comment about doing it for a show. If it is a hoax, then I think some jail time is in order, along with a huge fine and many days of community service.
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What is God's True name?
According to the brainwashed left, it must be Barack Obama.
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What is something that's not fair?
Taking more and more of what I earn to subsidize the lifestyle of someone who has not worked as hard as I have and who has made bad decisions in their life.
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Can you believe a school would suspend a 1st grader for bringing a scout utensil to eat his lunch?
Common sense has flown out the window here. This child had no bad intentions and did not threaten anyone with the utensil. As far as considering it a weapon goes, it depends on what the definition of a weapon is in the state's statutes and whether or not the school's definition differs. Having one punishment for "offenses" that can differ so greatly in scope is...
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Is this political indoctrination or not?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8grOVPu_sRU
You have to copy and paste the link, sorry.
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Ever since Obama won the Nobel prize, my friend's wife will only make love to him if Obama is on the TV. He thinks this is weird. Who is in the wrong?
She must be a real psycho, tell him to run.
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What if killer tomatoes took over the earth? What would happen to the human race?
Humans would become an ingredient in salad.
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In a standard deck of 52 playing cards, what is the probability of drawing a heart, club, diamond, or spade?
100% for drawing any of the 4 (check wording), but the odds of drawing any particular suit is 25% (or 1 in 4).
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Now that Obama has won the Nobel Peace Prize, what is he likely to be awarded next for his good intentions?
A free lifetime membership to Netflix.
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Have you ever seen the same movie more than once?
I've watched most of my favorite movies 15 or more times. I've seen Major League and Animal House at least 100 times each and The Boondock Saints at least 50 or so times.
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How can Obama Talk about a world were there are no Nukes while Iran continues to threaten to "Wipe Israel off the map"?
He can do that because he is the annointed one and if he says that Iran isn't a real threat, then they aren't, plus he couldn't give a shit less about Israel.
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So now that the Nobel Peace Prize is officially just a punchline, which undeserving a**clown do you think they'll award it to next?
Usama bin Laden and Mahmoud Ahmadinijad are the front runners, but they may go retro and give it to Pol Pot.
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Why do Conservative insist on calling Obama a liberal? He is not a liberal, he is a moderate.
MODERATE? In the very little time that he was in the Senate, he was statistically left of Ted Kennedy and John Kerry, in fact, he was statistically the MOST LIBERAL member of the Senate. The man is in favor of partial birth abortion and income redistribution (it doesn't get more liberal than that).
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Are you happy that our president Mr. Obama winning Nobel peace prize?
The guy hasn't done anything to deserve it. The only things that he has done in his approximately 9 months in office is hock our future for failed economic programs and blame George W. Bush for anything that doesn't go his way. This must be their apology for not buying his pitch for the Olympics in Chicago.
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What are your top 10 favorite Queen songs?
1. You're My Best Friend
2. We Will Rock You/We are the Champions
3. Under Pressure
4. Fat Bottom Girls
5. Bicycle
6. Bohemian Rhapsody
7. Another One Bites the Dust
8. Crazy Little Thing Called Love
9. Stone Cold Crazy
10. Killer Queen
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What song are these lyrics from"Is this real life ,is this just fantasy,caught in a landslide ,no escape from reality"?
Bohemian Rhapsody isn't their best song in my opinion, but a top 10 one or so. I prefer "You're My Best Friend". Any way you look at it though, Freddie Mercury was the best front man ever.
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Do you suppose that Gen. McChrystal, the US news media, SNL, and Larry King don't know the structure of the Department of Defense---Generals, Joint Chiefs of Staff, Secretary of Defense, and then the President of the US?
Media is latching on to anything newsworthy (that includes SNL, though I don't watch it, so I don't know anything about a skit involving this, because the show is no longer funny. General McChrystal for sure knows the chain of command, I am given from my readings that he was asked questions regarding the status of Afghanistan in a press conference and gave honest answers. I have...
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Can you describe God in three words?
Alpha and Omega.
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What's something YOU should never eat too close to bed time?
Yellow Cake Uranium, it gives you a really bad case of indegestion.
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God is a fantasy and for the weak. Do you agree? :)
What makes people of faith weak? I do not agree with you at all. Faith has no bearing on my courage or self-reliance. I believe that God has given me the tools to achieve, but I have to actually put them to use to get anywhere in life. Do I have moments of weakness of character? Certainly, everyone does, it takes courage to admit this and to confront it.
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If Jesus Christ is living today, will he be living with pope of vatican?
First of all, Christ is alive in Heaven, but when he returns to Earth, he would likely be found among the sinners and unfaithful showing the love and power of God to them.
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Be creative. If you were homeless and had to stand on a street corner with a cardboard sign, what would you write?
"Have you seen my baseball?"
or
"Let me live in your garage, it will scare the shit out of your neighbors."
or
"College professor or homeless? Guess right, you get an A, guess wrong, I'll piss on your shoes."
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Do you think that the International Olympic Committee is racist or was this also George Bush's fault?
Of course, anything that doesn't go right for President Obama is someone else's fault. When Afghanistan falls because he sat on his hands instead of making a decision, McChrystal and Bush will be his fall guys. Conversely, he will take credit for anything that goes right, whether he had anything to do with it or not. He is a consumate politician, hope and change my ass, more like...
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I worked a week for an employer and was on a guarantee draw. He is refusing to pay for work render. Does he have the legal right not to pay me?
I don't know the whole situation, obviously, but it sounds as if it could be theft of services to me. I would go to the county attorney and file a criminal complaint. If you don't want to do it that way, you can file a complaint in small claims and sue the employer, but it will cost you $65.00 to file the suit whereas, a criminal complaint is free.
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I met a man on line claiming to be military we have been talking for about a month how do i know if this man is who he say he claims to be everything is clasified even is military postal address and email .
He's full of crap. If everything is classified, he would not be able to tell you that he is affiliated with the US Government. My guess is that he might be in the military, but he is feeding you a line.
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Calling all cars! What is the most popular colored vehicle in your neighborhood?
I can give you make and model, too. Black, Chrysler, 300, to include mine.
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Can you name a movie with a one word title?
Shaft
Backdraft
Saw
Batman
Titanic
Oldschool
Braveheart
Gladiator
etc
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I am trying to build trust with a milf. we were supposed to get drunk at her place (no sex when drunk) but now she wants to get drunk at work(in 30 mins) should i stall a week, for a chance at her place? the "naughty" atmostmospher may only work once.
What the hell kind of job does she have where she can get drunk and work with people who are under age? Strange things are definitely afoot at that Circle K.
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Do you have sense enough to come in, out of the rain?
My job takes me out in it all the time.
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How much does it cost to mint a penny in 2008-9?
Knowing our government the figure would be approximately 1.468 billion dollars.
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I'm a male, and a week ago I met my girlfriend and lost my virginity to her, but I haven't been able to orgasm. What should I do?
Just relax. It sounds like you have yourself so worked up about sex that you are hurting yourself. You are probably more worried about being good than having fun. Next time, munch munch munch until she has gotten off and then you can relax and enjoy things.
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Name one mormon doctrine that cannot be substantiated by the KJV of the bible
That Jesus ever visited the Americas, that the lost tribe of Israel ended up in the Americas, and then there is the whole thing about reading the texts of the tablets.
I don't want to denegrate the Mormon people, they seem to me to be moral and decent folks, but I just cannot agree with the concepts that are the foundation of their sect.
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What do you think life and society would be like if only women could use weapons?
It would only last until the 28th day, then the world would end...lol.
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If you were the first one to walk into a classroom, where would you sit?
Back row.
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What do you think will happen on 12/21/2012
For me if some thing bad does happen i dont want to be here to see it go down
The winter solstice.
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Are moccasins in or out of style?
Yes, Kemosabe'.
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If you're a conservative American, would you like to do away with Medicare, Medicaid, and Social Security?
I am very much a conservative, and I think that these programs need to stay. They need to be cleaned up, as My2cents says, but they are vital to the people and mild reform to increase policing of fraud is needed.
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I just got terminated from my job, how can i find another job in a week?
If you live in certain areas there are helpwanted.com websites. For example for Lexington KY it is helpwantedlexington.com. There are lots of jobs on those sites. The military is always wanting good, qualified people if you are of age and in the proper condition physically and mentally.
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Which US states have the best foliage in autumn?
I would go with Hawaii any day of the year.
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Could you give me an example of a living fossil?
Serious answer = the coelacanth.
Smartass answer = Al Gore's political career.
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Are you proud of being Americans, English or Australians?
I am now and have always been proud of my country, I fear for it because of the direction we are going, but I will always be proud of it.
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If one says on a public blog that they downloaded a Nintendo DS game off of BitComet, would a cop be able to do something about him if they come across it?
It depends on the state laws, but the officer would have to be able to absolutely prove that the person illegally downloaded and show evidence.
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PETA has asked Pet Shop Boys to change their name to something more animal friendly. What do you think?
I'm sick of them throwing red paint on old ladies wearing furs, they need to go throw red paint on someone like Shug Knight while he is wearing a fur and see what happens. Of course they would never do that because they are cowards who only pick on people that can't or won't fight back and those that can they try to intimidate through courts and garbage like that. I am all for...
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How do you fix a phone put through the washer?
The only remedy I know to that situation is a new phone. It's either that or build a time machine and go back to stop yourself from putting it into the washer.
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What do you think of Jennifer Anniston?
I think she is still hotter than Georgia asphalt, but she needs to keep the yap shut, except when appropriate.
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You find out your tattoo means "Friend from Hell" in Chinese rather than "Mom." (LINK) Should you sue your tattooist? Or admit your own stupidity?
My momma always says, stupid is as stupid does.
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Did you get a whiff of that? What is it?
Sorry, I had some garlic and when I have garlic, the resulting flatulence can peel paint...my bad.
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If your parachute was 100% guaranteed to land you safety on the ground, would you jump from a plane or one of the worlds tallest buildings?
Were I guaranteed safety, I'd jump from 40,000 feet (of course I'd need oxygen and some warm clothes).
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Is Pelosi comparing peaceful demostrations to riots of the 70's has she lost her freaking mind?
"Our country is great because people can say what they think and they believe," she added. "But I also think that they have to take responsibility for any incitement that they may cause."
Pelosi's office did not immediately respond to a request for examples of contemporary statements that reminded the speaker of the rhetoric of 1970s San Francisco.
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Is it possible that Obama's failing will make GW Bush look good as a president?
Their theories do not hold up to any scientific testing, they are made of paper and distortion.
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In the event through the active court case Keyes vs. Obama, if it is found that Barack Hussain Obama is ineligible for the office of U.S. President due to the determination of the nature of his citizenship, who becomes President?
There would be legal wrangling, but if the election of President Obama were invalidated, that would also invalidate the election of Joe Biden as Vice-President, so Nancy Pelosi being the Speaker of the House would become President....shudder. +4.
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Former President, Jimmy Carter has said that any criticism of President Obama is based on his race. Is this comment over the line, yes or no, and why?
It is my opinion that this irrelevant man was absolutely over the line and that he is discouraging people from questioning what is going on in our government. No matter who is in office, we must scratch the paint and see what is really on the surface. My biggest criticism of liberals is that they just want followers, they don't want anyone to ask questions or come up with their own...
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I just found an interesting excerpt from a speech-writer for G.W. Bush and I would like to hear what others think about it. (Excerpt follows in an answer.)
I think that it is obvious that advisers and secretaries had too much power over what the Bush Administration said and did, and that they were not prepared for such a sharp decline in the economy (as if anyone would be prepared for what we are going through now). It seems to me that Bush needed to "boldly" put his foot down and take control back from the people who supposedly worked...
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What do you think George W. Bush is doing right now?
I'll tell you one thing he's NOT doing, that's caring a bit about what some of the sick losers on this site have to say. I had many issues with what he did in office, but at least he didn't run us full steam ahead into socialism, and at least he didn't run with the corrupt crowd that President Obama does...of course he didn't have every major network in his back...
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How did it feel when your car ran out of gas?
It was an empty feeling.
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My wife is texting all the time with a guy at work. Last month they texted each other over 3500 times. Is she cheating on me.
If she texts at the rate that I do, she would not have time even to sleep with that rate of text messages going out. You can request a trascript of text messages sent by the phones on your account through your provider and find out what they are saying, if you are worried about it.
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Marijuana has been proven to have medical benefits, can provide 4 times as much paper as trees, can be used as a food source, along with being used for clothing. Why are so many people ignoring that marijuana has uses other than re
If someone commits a felony, that means they did it, tappy. I'm tired of arguing this point. Drugs are bad, bottom line, you belong in prison for selling them, and I don't care what you or any other idiot who smokes weed thinks, it is horrible for your body and mind.
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Marijuana has been proven to have medical benefits, can provide 4 times as much paper as trees, can be used as a food source, along with being used for clothing. Why are so many people ignoring that marijuana has uses other than re
Copied and pasted from an earlier comment, dipstick.
"Actually, I'm all in favor of immigration as long as the immigrants are people who work and don't commit felonious offenses."
Oh shit, you better look out, the DEA task force is outside your window.
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Laura Bush is a dirty slut for being with a piece of shit like George Bush. Yes or No?
What a horrible thing to even suggest.
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If we start shooting Republicans in the head, will we liberate America from boring 9/11 stories?
How tolerant of you. -3.
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What's a musical answer for the musical question "When Will I Be Loved?"
No Love...by some dude named Z-Ro
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B553JZGI1fw
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Marijuana has been proven to have medical benefits, can provide 4 times as much paper as trees, can be used as a food source, along with being used for clothing. Why are so many people ignoring that marijuana has uses other than re
I am not in favor of putting smokers in prison for possessing or using...a fine is enough for me. I am in favor of putting dealers in prison at hard labor for their offenses, though.
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Have you always voted the same political party or have your politics changed since you were a teenager voting for the first time?
I have become more conservative as I have aged, and it is reflected in my voting pattern. Though I don't really care what party someone is with as long as their values and record in whatever positions they have held match up with mine, I find that Republicans get my votes more often over Democrats by an increasingly wide margin. I am registered as a Republican, but I really wish that the...
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Congressman Joe Wilson screamed out "You Lie" in the middle of President Obama's health care reform speech to a joint session of the congress. Do you think he was out of line?
Out of line, yes. Was he correct, yes.
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Marijuana has been proven to have medical benefits, can provide 4 times as much paper as trees, can be used as a food source, along with being used for clothing. Why are so many people ignoring that marijuana has uses other than re
I hope you are not aiming that comment at me, Tappy.
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Is Obama going to be a President 1 term or 2? What do you think?
If "hope" and "change" don't work he is gone in November 2011 right?
Unless he comes up with some real and truly good policies, then he will be a 1 termer. I don't think that he has anything on his mind that the majority of people will accept, so I only hope that this generation's Ronald Reagan steps up to the plate this time.
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Does any of you know the origin of the last name Bartholomew?
As a first name is is listed as meaning "son of a farmer". The name George means "farmer", so I guess those that prescribe meanings to names thought that Georgeson would sound funny and rolled this one out.
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â—„ Do we have a freedom of speech? â–º Does it only apply to our liberal media which can trash whoever they want and get away?? . When Glenn Beck called Obama a racist he got into trouble.
I thought all American people have this right.
It only seems to apply if you are saying something controversial about main stream American values, Christianity, or a Republican. If you level criticism about a liberal, a non-Christian, or a minority then you are attacked and marginalized by the attack dogs in the media.
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Can you image the future of this abducted Californian girl who is now 29 ... how many emotional scars she got? She is still very young, and it's so hard to imagine what's going on in her mind now, isn't it?
I pity that poor young lady, and wish for her and her children to find happiness in life.
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This is a real church sign debate. These Catholic and Presbyterian churches are across the street from each other. See video. Who wins?
I am laughing so hard I can barely type, and I've seen this all before. I think the Presbyterians need to come meet my dog, she is such a sweet being and to tell me that she doesn't have a soul and won't be in heaven with me is false.
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Considering are present economic downpour and hatred toward America, is America still your preferential place to live in?
Most of the hate is from envy at our success. The economic recession is bad, but I've got a good job as does my wife. I'd much rather live here in a recession than live anywhere else in the world, because no matter what, we are still the most prosperous and free nation on Earth. Even though some of those freedoms now stand threatened in my opinion, we have the right to take them...
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Name one thing you can usually find at funerals
Dead people.
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To you, what are some things that make someone 'HOT'?
Fire, lava, a fever, etc. +4.
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What is the "hottest" car you have ever been in?
My football coach had a 75 Corvette convertible that I've ridden in, one of my friends had a 66 Chevelle SS that I have been plastered to the passenger seat in, and I had a 72 Chevelle SS that was quite nice...I miss it greatly. I've ridden in or driven all of those, but as for HOT cars, no I've not been inside a stolen car...ha ha!
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What is one thing every classic car should have?
The original look of the car.
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If Dr. Dre were to earn a Phd,, would he be then known as "Dr. Dr. Dre"?
I thought he already had a Ph.D. in funk.
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Is Bush functionally illiterate, or just a poor speaker?
This question shows your own ignorance and bias against anyone who does not conform to your narrow way of thinking. I would downrate your question, but you would just troll me like the immature little liberal you are.
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Name one black R&B singer
James "Motherfucking hardest working man in show business rest in peace you crazy son of a bitch" Brown.
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Does "makeup" make females more beautiful or more attractive?
To me, it depends on the woman. Her skin tone, hair color, eye color and such all plays a part in whether or not she should wear makeup or not and how much if she should wear it.
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Did you ever pointed a real gun at someone
Yep, quite a few times. It's kinda part of the job.
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What tax rate would you be willing to pay to fund health care for everyone living in the US residents? (30%, 40%, 55%, 65%, or higher)
I pay plenty of my hard EARNED money to the government as it is now. If we were to cut BS spending, we could cover those who cannot afford it and let me keep my coverage (President Obama is a liar in regards to this, as his plan WILL eliminate any competition, albeit slowly). I have had government administered health care (in the Army), and it sucked. It is a slow, uncaring, and completely...
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Which is your least favourite color?
University of Tennessee orange.
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What is your opinion on elementary schoolers having cellphones?
The ones that can only call home and/or my wifes phone and mine are okay, but otherwise, no. Outside of an emergency where they need to get ahold of me, there is absolutely no reason for my children to have cell phones.
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Obama became the President because......?
...the Republicans put a liberal douche bag forth instead of someone who stands for conservative values.
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Have you ever sucker punched someone (with bottle, fist, brick, etc.)?
What strain of dope were you smoking when you typed your comment, tappy? It is a very powerful one, apparently, and very dangerous.
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What is consider a deadly weapon?
In the state of Kentucky (which I assume this question is about), any of the follwing are considered a deadly weapon: a weapon of mass destruction, any weapon from which a shot, readily capable of producing death or serious physical injury, may be discharged, a knife other than an ordinary pocket knife, a billy club, nightstick, or club, a blackjack or slapjack, nunchaku karate sticks,...
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Have you ever dated someone who "gets off" by picking their nose while having intercourse?
I've seen some crazy stuff, but that takes 1st prize!
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What do you like most about Islam?
The fact that it is a religion of peace that calls for the violent death of anyone who does not agree with them.
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Who do you consider the most famous author alive?
Hands down, Stephen King.
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What is the first word that pops to mind beginning with the letter V?
Vagina.
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What Are The Greatest Sayings In American Political History?
In addition to "They counted on America to be passive. They counted wrong." check out this wonderfully eloquent video.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gIouq2u9kUo
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How do you say "your gay " in spanish
Juan es un pinche hoto.
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How do you say "your gay " in spanish
Pinch-e hoto. Not the actual spelling more phoenetic.
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What would you if your date left the restaurant without paying the bill and stole your car?
Wow, not the smartest criminal in history. If you are going to skip out on a bill, you need to go to a nicer place than Buffalo Wild Wings (not that it's a bad place), and if you are going to steal a car, find someone with a Dodge Challenger. To answer your question though, I would probably hook that person up with someone I really hate.
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Is it considered rape if i told him to get of of me and that i dont want to he continued to push me and made me but i dont put up much of a fight because i was scared he's going to hurt me more than he has already?i was pushing him off but he wouldnt stop
That is absolutely rape. Please report it. There may not be any trace evidence left, but at least the police and prosecutors can try to build a case to get this guy put away where he should be. There should also be a rape crisis center in the nearest decent sized city. I would recommend calling them, they can help you with anything you need in regards to this.
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What's the difference between Glenn Beck and another bible-thumping fundie preacher crying for forgiveness after being caught in a lie?
I don't get your mode of thinking here. You liberals will go to great lengths to draw bad conclusions about anyone who disagrees with you.
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Will John Calipari’s NCAA violations hurt his new team Kentucky – like Kelvin Sampson hurt Indiana in a similar situation a few years back?
I just don't think he had anything to do with either of the issues at UMass and at Memphis. Marcus Camby took money from an agent on his own and apparently Derrick Rose had someone take his SAT for him. Unless he had knowledge of either event, then he is clean.
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Can you name a song with the word "young" in the lyrics? (video links welcome!)
Too Young to Fall in Love by Motely F***ing Crue.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6SxF9v3hTgQ
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Lawyer's salary
You get what you pay for.
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Has anyone here bought a refurbished phone? I am thinking of buying one but was wondering about the condition of refurbished phones....
Yes, I have a refurbished Palm Treo and it is an outstanding phone/pda.
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To ABers who own their own homes - If you happened to look out the window of your residence and saw someone taking pictures of it without having informed you, what would you do? Can you do anything?
You can report it to the police as suspicious activity, but as long as they are in the public domain and not on your property, there is nothing that you can do about it.
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Mr. Tern and Mrs. Tern have 2 children...what are their names?
In and You.
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What's the scariest thing you've ever seen?
Nancy Pelosi naked...in a nightmare that I had 3 years ago. I've not closed my eyes since that night.
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What you ever seen a venomous snake in the wild?
Yes, copperheads, water moccasins, rattlesnakes, a mamushi pit viper (Korea), and an eyelash viper (Panama').
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Do you consider yourself a global citizen?
No, I have the social mores and physical citizenship of one from the United States and I want it kept that way. I do not wish for my culture and my morals to be watered down so that they fit with everyone else's. I value my individualism and freedom.
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What does" I'ma get right to mine" mean?
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Who wishes lindsay lohan would make a comeback?
Uhhhh, no.
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Where could I buy cake by the slice outside of a restaurant?
Shonies.
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Would anyone like to join me in thanking Senator Ted Kennedy for his life's work in the Senate?
I do not wish to thank him for that, because his politics run directly opposite of mine, but I would like to express my condolences to his family and wish him peace and happiness on his journey to the hereafter. (Had to change it, I hadn't checked the news before I posted).
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How close have you ever actually been to a live, uncaged opossum, raccoon, or other wild animal? (fish when fishing doesn't count) What was it, and what did you do?
I've strangled a grizzly bear with my bare (or bear) hands...lol. Obviously kidding, but I've touched many wild animals to include snakes, possum, raccoons, fish, birds, rabbits etc. Do recently deceased deer count?
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What is the best thing God gave you?
My family.
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How did justin timberlake ever get street cred?
He must have bought it, he does have a lot of money.
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New York City is given homeless persons one way plane tickets, sending them to their relatives in other States. Isn't it a marvelous idea?
It sounds a bit like me sending you my electricity bill.
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Is hard work the secret to success?
A pound of hard work, an ounce of timing, a dash of luck, and a sprinkle of knowing the right people is a recipe for success. You can do without one or both of the luck and/or knowing the right people, but it takes it longer to cook that way.
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Sounds like Canadian citizens have been reporting the truth about their health care system. President of Canadian Medical Association says their system is sick and imploding. Have any thoughts? http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,539943,00.html
Ask any member of the Army how their healthcare system is and you will shudder. That is how ours will become when the left is done with it.
Case #1.
I have a friend that was denied X-rays on an ankle that turned out to be broken, he was released on a medical discharge because the ankle healed wrong and is now deformed (still causes him trouble). Due to the inept and uncaring system this...
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Finally, death row inmate Troy Davis will have an opportunity to bring new evidence to prove his innocence. Doesn't this and other cases bring enough doubt in capital convictions to abolish the death penalty? See Time article.
It can't be said better than this. Mrs. Macphail has missed her husband for 20 years, it's time to bring closure to this case.
http://www.savannahnow.com/node/597187
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In practice, which religion is better at "curing" gayness: Christianity or Islam?
I feel that Islam is much better at "curing" gayness because there are no relapses in Islam since they just kill gays, whereas they don't do that so much in Christianity.
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What does James Carvell look like to you?
Looks like he has a hot wire to his sack and sewage coming out of his mouth.
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If asked, could you think of one good thing Adolf Hitler did?
He shot and killed the biggest piece of shit to ever walk the face of this planet...himself.
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I am a recent grandmother at 36 years old. I keep myself up and believe I am attractive. The question is how do I deal with all the stupidity of men and the whole GILTF?
I'll be 36 this month and my oldest is 5, but that's beside the point. Being a 36 year old man, I can tell you that men remain stupid at least until 36 and I wouldn't doubt that we remain stupid until our 50's, so I'll tell you about that in 14 years or so.
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Is there anyone knew that a pagan marriage ritual, when a woman get married all men of the tribe make sex with her at first night but at the end her husband? What had it meant?
Does the best man get to go first?
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When publically referring to an erection, is it correct to call it a "boner"?
How vile! There is no bone inside your pork sword!
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If you ended up homeless, where would you live? Where would you shower? Where would you eat? Where would you wash your clothes? How would you find work if you were in this situation?
If I were to end up homeless, I would likely go to Florida since it is warm there (or Arizona). I would get all of the things I need at a homeless shelter and would get employment through the local unemployment office. I would get to my destination by walking/hitch hiking and working for money to buy a bus ticket.
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I have a 95 chevrolet blazer 4.3L 6 cyl. After I start my car the engine revs up/down on its own. I do not have to push on the gas pedal. When also ideling the engine sounds like it is missing slightly. Any ideas?
I had a '93 T-10 Blazer and had some problems with a fuel control sensor (I forget the exact name of the part) I went through a bunch of more obvious checks and found that it was just a $95.00 part that it needed.
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What's the first thing you think of about Canada?
Friggin' colder than a witch's titty in a brass bra.
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What do you think about Chinese and both Koreans(north and south) eat the dogs and cats?
I've been to South Korea and seen a dog farm, they raise them as live stock for the purpose of food there. I am guessing that it probably comes from the lack of protein sources back in the day. One of my KATUSAs said it tastes really good...I love dogs, but not to eat. It is their culture and I will not condemn them for their choices.
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Barack and Michelle Obama: Do they influence your style?
Not in the tiniest amount.
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Can you name three consecutive days without using the words Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, or Sunday?
Today, tomorrow, and the next day.
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My friend fleed the scene when someone hit him in a car and the driver of the other car that struck him died. the police know the accident was the other cars fault but what charges can my friend get for fleeing the scene? is it worse the guy died?
Leaving the scene, failure to provide aid (call 911 or help if he is first aid/cpr qualified), and probably for whatever he FLED the scene for in the first place.
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I just found out I tested positive for chlamydia. I have been faithful and my husband says he has been too for 8 years. Is there another way of contracting this STD other than by sexual intercourse and other intimate contact?
My understanding is that men can have it for years and never know and that the symptoms usually develop in women. I guess it is possible for you to have had it that long and not known, but unlikely, especially if you have regular Gyno check ups.
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What is your favorite thing about fall? Cool Weather? Halloween?
FOOTBALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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What's an individuals' sport that someone might compete in?
Tennis, I played today for the first time in 17 years, please send me an ambulance.
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Whats good, grilled?
Pineapple is awesome grilled, especially when you have it with a steak.
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Where are all the muscians? And what instrument do you play?
The butt bongos.
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How old is the planet Earth?
From my experience I can say that for sure it is at least 35 years 11 months and 18 days old, before that I didn't exist, so I can't help you there.
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Why do policemen like shooting black ppl so much?
No one likes shooting anyone. It is a burden that will haunt one for the rest of their life. The police shoot when they feel that their life or the lives of others are threatened, otherwise the act is criminal.
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What happened to the strong U.S. economy we had around the time of the Clinton administration?
Natural cycles of up and down in the economy plus the policies of Ronald Reagan and George H.W. Bush helped bolster things in the Clinton Administration, a strict and responsible conservative majority in both houses of Congress helped keep it going. Some of the things that Clinton "got done" (forcing home loans for those who could not really afford them) helped lead to the problems...
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Have you ever gotten a black eye? How did you get it and how long did it take to go away?
I've given and received, I guess it took a week or so to go away.
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Ladies, would you rather date an accountant or an engineer?
As long as she has a big rack, who cares.
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Army, Navy, and Marines all went to war with each other. Who wins?
I have to remain loyal to the Army, but the Marine Corps with it's versatility would have a good advantage, the Marines are much smaller in numbers and many times advantages can be overcome with sheer numbers, so I have to call it a toss up. 51% Marine Corps, 49% Army.
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What is your IQ test result? Mine is 120
On several tests anywhere from 140-145, but I've taken one that said 130 (hopefully an anomoly, not that that is a bad score seeing that 100 is the average). I just go with 140 because that is the most common score (3 times).
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What famous person or politician do you think is maybe missing a few screws?
President Obama, if he really believes that he can take away our right to determine the course of our own healthcare. Nancy Pelosi...does she have a son named Kyle? It would be really cool if she did, because the South Park song "Kyle's Mom is a Stupid Bitch in G Minor" would be appropriate...let's just pretend she has a son named Kyle. Joe Biden, even though he is doing...
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29 year old Vick signs with the Eagles, says he has "learned that people care about animals from his ordeal". Is this guy really an idiot or faking it?
I think it is a big fake job, he is faking it to Tony Dungy, Goodell, the Eagles, and to all of us. I think that he will destroy the Eagles in the end. I also think that he will be in deep shit at some point for something ranging from marijuana to being back into dog fighting. I HOPE that he proves me wrong, and I am willing to let his debt be paid, but I doubt that he will change.
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Peanut Butter and (What) would not make a good combination?
Ketchup.
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What do you think of scientology?
A church founded by a child molesting science fiction writer. Sounds like a sitcom. It would be funny, too, if it weren't for the fact that there are people with deep wallets funding it from Hollyweird.
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Have you ever called one of those 800 safety numbers on the back of a company vehicle if you saw them driving dangerously (or if they cut you off and you got p.o'd :-) )
Yes, not because of getting cut off or I was P.O.ed or anything. It looked as if the guy couldn't drive a manual and the pick-up he was driving kept lurching forward and stalling out. I figured the guy needed some help.
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What do you think of Olbermann's take on the Teabagging of Healthcare Reform?
I lost respect for Olbermann when he left ESPN, he is nothing but a leftist thug.
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Has Fox News completely lost their minds?
First off, this guy was a strategist, not a member of the Fox News organization. Secondly, Banderas distanced herself from his opinions and wished for him to be returned, and I think she handled herself well there. Third, as a combat veteran and former 11 Bravo Infantryman, I think the LTC is correct in his opinions "if" desertion is the case, and I know that he is correct in saying...
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The only way to Heaven is to live EXACTLY like Jesus! Why do you want risk burning in eternal damnation from the fires of Hell by living in a house and having a wardrobe?
You have this thing all wrong. The only way into heaven is to accept Jesus Christ into your heart and into your life. If the only way into Heaven were to live exactly like a man who lived His life perfectly without sin, then He would be the only one there. Do a little research on God's Grace.
He forgives you, so forgive yourself.
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I believe that Jesus rose from the dead. Do you?
I believe in God the Father Almighty, maker of Heaven and Earth, and in Jesus Christ, his son, our Lord, who was conceived by the Holy Spirit, born of the Virgin Mary, suffered under Pontious Pilate, was crucified, dead and buried. On the third day, he rose from the dead, he ascended into Heaven, and sitteth at the right hand of God, the Father Almighty, from thence He shall come to judge the...
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Im now 35w pregnant and my man seems to finding excuses not to have sex.we never had this trouble before,he couldn't get enough earlier on.im not fat,just have a bump.does late pregnancy turn a guy off sometimes?
He's most likely worried about hurting the baby, that's whay shooed me away from pregnant sex.
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Britons defend their health care from US criticism. What do you think of their defense. Don't US Republicans know more about their system than the people who live with it? See LINK:
"The NHS, founded in 1948, is the cornerstone of the United Kingdom's welfare state. (WELFARE STATE!)
About 12 percent of the UK's 61 million residents have private insurance, but the vast majority rely on state-funded emergency care, surgery and access to family doctors. Even those who complain about the system say they want it improved, not dismantled.
British officials...
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Is Old Roy awful dog food to give to a dog?
My dog loves Ol' Roy Kibbles Chunks and Chews, but she also loves licking her own butt, so one can never tell.
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Is Howard Dean still irrelevant and politically insane?
Pretty much, but he is like tits on a boar hog...useless.
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Would you vote for a president who isn't Christian?
As long as he respected and protected my Christian values.
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How would you feel if I told you that the German symbol of hatred and disgust, the Swastika, is actaully a Hindu and Native American symbol for Peace?
A symbol or banner is just a label. It only has the meaning that people attach to it. By the way, the Nazi swastika is also a mirror image of Buddhism symbol.
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Why do so many people cling to a belief in a god when there is no evidence at all he exists?
Why do people ask questions like this? Why does it matter to you that others believe in God (please show a littel respect and capitalize a proper noun)? What is your evidence that God does not exist?
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The world health organisation reckons 2 billion people will contract swine flu. Whats your thoughts on this?
My sweaty ass.
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Is "as per usual" good grammar?
I think it sounds better when you say "as per the usual", but whatever floats your boat.
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How often would you go to a live concert?
Isn't "live" the point of a concert?
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Many economists are crediting Obama's administration for doing a good job making the recession less damaging and shorter than it otherwise would have been. If this turns out to be true, will any right wingers give him deserved credit too?
We will see if his plans do the job, right now it is too soon to truly tell. If his plans help us emerge and don't cripple us in the future (I highly doubt that this will come to pass) I will certainly give credit where credit is due. President Bush and the Democrat controlled legislature destroyed our economy by kicking spending that was already irresponsible into overdrive. The fact...
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Which amendment, in the US Constitution's Bill of Rights, would you discard/repeal? WHY? (This question DOES NOT APPLY to the full set of 27 amendments.)
The Bill of Rights is not negotiable, you cannot repeal or discard any of them, no matter how much it pisses you off that I own guns.
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Why do you eat animals?
Because they taste so damn good, and it drives PETA dipshits up the wall.
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Today Harry Reid said that protesters of Democratic Health Reform were trying to sabotage the Democratic process. I'm under the impression that protesting is PART of the Democratic process. What do your think? Read the article here. http://channels.isp.ne
It is only uncivil when people who oppose the Democrats are doing it. When it is those who deplore anything to do with the roots of our country and the Constitution, it is a protest then and their 1st Amm. right. When it is someone who loves our tradition and roots, they end up on President Obama's Naughty List.
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How many Democrat's does it take to screw in a light bulb?
It won't take any after President Obama's cap and trade legislation gets passed, because we won't need light bulbs due to the fact that we won't be able to afford electricity. As for right now 2. One being President Obama who will just hold the light bulb up and let the world revolve around him and the second one to hire ACORN to register dead people and undocumented...
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Do you think military wives, at least those of officers and NCOs, should be fitted with chastity belts while their husbands are away?
Not a bad idea considering that when we left for Iraq in early 2003, the on post housing basically became a free whorehouse for the national guardsmen that came in to run day to day operations. I returned after the stop loss was lifted and everywhere I went, military wives were throwing pussy at me. It made me want to vomit, the dirty whores wanting to have sex with random men while their...
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Out of all the lightsaber combat forms which is the best
You really need a girlfriend.
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I want to get a tattoo on my arm below my shoulder, is that a painful place to have one done as i have never had a tattoo before?
I have one on each side, and it is not a particularly painful place to get one. The ankle, on the other hand, is.
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Where did all my money in stock market go?
I've got it and I'm not giving it back.
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What did you think about the Beer Summit?
Just another Presidential photo op.
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Who or which band is ''king of metal''
Without a doubt, hands down, Black Sabbath.
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Do You Think Rap Should Be Considered Music?
If the artist writes the music instead of taking music that generally already exists and put alternative wording to it then, yes. Otherwise it is just bogarting off of someone else's idea.
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When will the Cambridge police officer get an apology from "the Obama" for saying that he acted stupidly, when the officer only did his job?
He will never get an apology, because President Obama and his press people did some damage control by saying that he was talking about the situation being out of hand and not calling the officer stupid, when he blatantly called him that. All he has to do is say that his statement was misconstrued and the press gives him a pass on it. Had it been President Bush that made that statement, the...
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I say "Stimulus Package" you say?
Fucking bullshit.
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When you voted for Obama did you ever imagine the "change' would be for the worse, in a big way?
I imagined 'change' being what is left of my paycheck when he is done with it, then again I didn't vote for him, I voted for the douchebag that the Republicans put forth, even though he ran his campaign like a pussy.
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If you had a say in it, what's one rule or feature you'd like to see in prison?
First 80 degrees in the summer and 60 degrees in the winter. No meat in the diet, beans will suffice. Each prisoner must work 8 hours per day to help offset the cost of housing them. No more cable tv and no more free college classes. If one has not gotten a diploma, they must go to night school and get a GED.
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How would you describe "Sarah Palin" in one word?
One that isn't here so far....Hot.
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What makes Westboro baptists tick?
From what I have heard, the church is made up of a couple extended families, therefore it must be inbreeding that is driving the train.
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Private Property means nothing any more? Police Arrest man in his own home? Please see link. Does this disgust you?
A third party called police and advised them that someone was breaking in to this private property (granted it was his own property, but the police had no way of knowing this). He made a huge huff about having to produce id and when he finally did, it was a college id, and not his driver's license or state issued id. When the officers were finally satisfied that the REPORTED CRIME had...
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When should I tune up my 2002 Corvette?
Never, you shouldn't have to worry about such trivial things, in fact, you shouldn't have to worry about that car at all, so you should just give it to me...lol. +4.
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What is a good name for a dog?
My Boxer is named Maggie (obviously female) and my old Australian Shepherd was named Tyrus. The greatest name I know of though, was my first dog, a Beagle that I named Pal (I was 4 years old). Pal was the most loyal dog I have ever seen, and I miss him to this day nearly 30 years after his death.
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Is is right to have a Dad and 3 sisters and they never call or help out in anyway and I only make $22,000.00 a year. They dont even try to bring over a jug of milk and the oldest is 8 years older than me. Is this right?
I have a five step progam that will help you greatly.
Step one: Pull your head out of your ass.
Step two: Wipe your head off with a towel.
Step three: Throw the towel away.
Step four: Fend for your damned self and quit bitching about not getting a handout from family.
Step five: Rebuild the connections with your family in a mature and responsible manner.
When I first got out on...
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Should attacks on politicians families be out of bounds?
I think that the family members as long as they are not taking an active part in the campaign should be left alone, unless there is something criminal in nature that is going on.
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Is Obama handsome?
As a man, I would say yes, he is a pretty good looking guy, but that doesn't make his policies any good.
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Are you for: People Eating Tasty Animals? Or the boring PETA?
People for the Eating of Tasty Animals. I'm not a dues paying member, just an avid supporter.
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In a collision where there is severe injury or death
a.You may refuse a sobriety test
b.You may be forced to submit your blood against your will
c.You will be assigned an additional 4 points on your driving record
Answer b refers to implied consent, when you sign your driver's license (at least in my state) you have given consent to the state to take test if you are driving and are involved in a serious traffic collision or are suspected of drunk driving. If you refuse and are convicted, the penalties are inhanced. Additionally, the hospital where you are treated after a collsion will take blood,...
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Have you ever had an overdue, unpaid speeding ticket? What's the penalty?
Generally a warrant for your arrest or a summons will be issued. An arrest warrant is pretty self explanitory and in a summons situation, the officer will write a citation giving you a new court date, on which you must appear and then if you don't show a warrant will be issued.
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I recieved a speeding ticket in a school zone today 4-27-09. The violation date on the ticket is 5-27-09 and the issue date is 3-27-09. Is this grounds for dismissal?
It depends on where you are at, but usually no. The fact that you were speeding is still accurate. Cops are human, too.
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I want to make a pile of money by opening a brothel in Miami, but I've been told it's too hot there and people would not buy soup. Is that true?
As long as you keep your prices under $200.00 a "bowl" you should be ok.
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Being a bisexual, should I fall in love with the same sex(male) would I be able to marry in Kentucky?
It was rendered illegal by a vote of the people of Kentucky 65% to 35% in November 2004. Had the proposal been for allowing civil unions alone, instead of marriages and civil unions, it would have garnered much more support, but still probably would not have passed.
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Cashews, peanut, or pecan?
Yes please.
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Say I got the swine flu: What are my chances of death vs. Survival?
If you have no underlying health problems, then the chance of dying from the swine flu is less than the normal flu.
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What is your favorite song of all time? Who performed it?
I'll go by categories:
Classical: Bach's Organ Fugue in G Minor
Classic/Southern Rock: Simple Man by Lynyrd Skynyrd
Hard Rock: Too Young to Fall in Love by Motley Crue
Heavy Metal: F*%king Hostile by Pantera
Pop: Hazy Shade of Winter the Bangles version
Country: Ramblin' Fever by Merle Haggard
Blues: House Rent Blues by John Lee Hooker
Rockabilly: Someday by Steve...
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How can i legally carry brass knuckles in ky? Also is it ilegal to carry them on my own property?
I beg to differ with the good Judge on this question. In the state of Kentucky, brass knuckles are considered to be a deadly weapon, and one may carry a deadly weapon in the open or concealed (provided that they have a permit to carry a concealed deadly weapon).
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Things you shouldn't do while naked?
10. Go to a job interview.
9. Attend a briss.
8. Participate in opening ceremonies at the Olympics.
7. Skydive.
6. Hang out with other naked people with bigger genitals.
5. Meet Bill Clinton.
4. Attend a custody hearing.
3. Any sort of carpentry.
2. Preach a sermon.
1. Fry bacon.
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What's The Difference Between Obama and God?
God believes that there is an Obama and respects his right to exist.
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2nd amendment. Do you agree or disagree with it?
I agree with it, and no matter what those who oppose guns say, it is in the constitution that I can own them.
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Threesome or foursome? Would it be better to have a threesome with another girl for me and then later have another threesome with another guy for her? OR have a foursome with another couple?
Foursome with another couple, not only could you have sex with another, you could watch your partner...plus the more the better.
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My man thrusts very quickly when he is on top, however, when I am on top i cannot come close to his speed. He says that he wont be able to come with me on top because it takes speed to help him orgasm. Can I learn to move faster? Help me out!
I feel the same way, but that which is worth having is even better when waited for.
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Why is fingering done during sex
To put it in infantry terms "To prep the objective"!
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Do you think your lover/spouse/significant other would have waited if s/he knew they were going to end up with you?
I hope not, because sex is way too much fun and she would not have been as good as she is.
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Have you ever walked in on someone having sex ? If so who?
Walked up on a guy blowing another guy one night....traumatic.
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Is it okay to be a virgin at 16?
Way more than OK, it is admirable.
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Which green monster do you like better, the hulk or Shrek?
The one in Boston, other than that, Shrek.
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People wear banana leaves on their feet in some countries today is that ok with you?
I'm absolutely shocked and appalled that someone would abuse a poor banana leaf in such a way! There should be a law against it, much like the law where I live against putting an ice cream cone in your back pocket. We have to save the banana leaves and the ice cream cones from tyranny!
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I have just bought a load of chicken breasts (they were a special offer and are now in my freezer). Anyone got any unusual recipe ideas for chicken breasts? Anything that I may not have tried before?
Grill chicken breasts (season with cayenne pepper), cover with chihuahua cheese (white cheese they use at Mexican restraunts) and chorizo (Mexican sausage). Serve it with refried beans. At the restraunt that I eat it at is is called El Mexicano. I'm not sure the exacts of their marinade, but it makes the chicken spicy so I have tried it with cayenne and it is pretty good.
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Can you name an animal beginning with B? I will go first, bison.
Baboon.
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Whats the worst thing a man can say to a women during labor?
Your sister is so much hotter than you.
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Who would win? Chuck Norris? Or Arnold the Terminator?
If you are asking a science fiction question, then the Terminator would probably win, but if you are asking whether or not Chuck Norris would kick the s*** out of Arnold Schwarzenegger, then I say Mr. Norris would f*** him up but good because Mr. Norris's skills are quite real and quite deadly, whereas Gov. Schwarzenegger's skills are imaginary.
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Is it ok for the older people to have hickies? (like 25 yrs old and up????)
Good God, no, it is not ok. My wife would say it is tacky, I would say it looks effing stupid (trying not to curse as much).
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Have you ever taken a tour of the Whitehouse?
(where Pres Obama lives)
Yes, we went in October 2008, and had to have background checks done on everyone in our group...to include my 4 year old son, so security is tight.
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What really is a liberal? is it oberman & people like him?
To me, a liberal is a person who is for bigger government (more government involvement in our daily lives), less personal freedom (ie the second ammendment as well as the first ammendment if they do not agree with your ideas, especially Christian ideas), and against economic growth for anyone but those that they feel deserve it. Hallmark positions for liberals are pro unrestricted abortion,...
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I found a beautiful bird's nest on the ground. I'd like to save it and maybe save it in a clear plastic box as an educational/art/decorative item. Should I treat it with something to help preserve it? If so, what?
A smart assed answer would be NAPALM!
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Do You Think The Economy Will Ever Turn Around In America?
It will, once the idiots in DC figure out that the more buying power that people have to purchase good items (not ones from inferior companies that should go bankrupt) the better off we all are. Couple that with restrictions on credit to those who have shown an ability to handle it and things will be fine in a matter of time.
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Do you think Barak Obama has the solution to the economic meltdown?
I really hope so, but I doubt that much can be done, as these things tend to go in cycles.
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The Oprah show is ending in 2011. Thoughts?
Some other douche bag show will take her place, so it's not like there will be an improvement over her shrill garbage. It was cool that she gave away cars, but she still sucks.
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Bruce Lee vs Muhammad Ali: In their prime who would win? and why?
They were both great at what they did, and for those of you who feel that Lee was just an actor, go talk that shit to Chuck Norris or Jackie Chan. Bruce Lee would beat Ali with his quickness and the immense power that he could put into a punch (due to focus and punching technique. Ali was a great heavyweight boxer, and quick for a heavyweight, but not quick enough to stand up to Lee.
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Where's the strangest place you've had sex?
The smartass answer of the day: Your mom's living room.
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Why is it not huge news that President Obama's pick for the Supreme Court is in favor of judicial activism, which is something that spits in the face of the Constitution of the United States?
The liberal trolls are out, I've gotten a few downrates of -5. Yet they don't own up to the downrates...cowardly little sheep.
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I saw my dad at a strip club mom thought he was at a football game he told me not to tell her what should I do?
Extortion.
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Is it right to go to ukraine and join the army even though my parents are against it?
I don't think it is a good idea, but you have to do what makes you happy. Remember that the Russians still have animosity there and you could end up on the wrong end of an AK-47 or AK-74.
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Why do you like Sarah Palin?
She is a beautiful, intelligent, powerful woman who is active atheletically. She hunts, fishes, attends church on a regular basis (more regular that I, so I definitely don't measure up there, but I'd say I can outshoot her). I admire her for her honesty, tenacity, and steadfast conservativeness.
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I have 30,000 dollars for a car, which car should i buy?
I've got a great 1979 Ford LTD for you, in fact I'll cut the price in half...$15,000 and it's yours.
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How do you feel about the California Supreme Court upholding Proposition 8?
The will of the people has stood, so far.
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I noticed some skin tags around my boyfriends penis area not directly on there but claims its was from shaving could it be a std . it not on his penis cause he wears a condom but around where the condoms ends when it ends
Like Sharon said, heat can cause them, or friction from masturbating, you should give him more punnany!
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Who else DOESN'T read Harry Potter?
I know nothing about Harry Potter, except I would like to kick him in the pills.
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Meat or Vegan?
Meat, I doubt that vegans taste good at all. Maybe with some really good spicy bbq sauce, but I'll stick to meat.
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Liberty University has kicked the Liberty University Democratic Club off their campus and will not allow them to use the Univ. name. Is this your idea of liberty? See LINK:
Liberty is a private institution that is Christian. For them to kick a club off campus that clearly violates the morals of the univeristy itself is not far fetched. I think that there is much more to the story than the link provides.
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Canada's abortion law allows abortion up until birth. Should the US follow Canada's lead in removing all limits on abortions?
Simply no. Too many lives have been quashed before they could begin. How many of those that were put to death before they were born would have been doctors that could have brought benefit to our society? How many of them could have leaders that could have brought calm to our world? How many of them simply would have brought joy to their families? It is sad, and I mourn the loss of those...
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Do you think it's funny how Christians claim they are not religious, but say they are followers of Christ?
Following Christ is just that, but being "religious" is falling into the traditions and quirks of a particular sect of Christianity. They are speaking of stripping things down to the core and tossing out all of the add ons, so no it is not "funny" when not taken out of context.
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Do you have to go to work on major holidays?
Yes, but I get a holiday to take at my discretion.
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What's the best martial art for self-defense?
Brooklyn Judo...cause judo know if I got a knife, and judo know if I got a gun.
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What good can come from giving terrorists the rights of a United States Citizen when the terrorists want to destroy America and kill all of it's citizens?
Plenty if you hate the USA, but if you don't, then none.
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The bible says that being gay is wrong. But surely if you can't help being gay then thats just the way god made you so it's not your fault? thoughts
Leviticus is the Old Testament and I feel that all bets on it are off with the advent of the New Covenant of Jesus Christ. I think the Old Testament is interesting and a good piece of history, but as for law, I don't think it holds the power it did before Christ.
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What do you think when you see someone with dreadlocks?
Dirty, filthy, unwashed...these are words that come to mind.
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A boob job is yours for free. Would you do it?
I'm a guy and I'd get it done, just so I could have them with me whenever I wanted.
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Saw my best friend of 10 years recently. I told him "I will see u in a few months". He said "OK see you then" knowing that he would never see me again because he took a new job & would be moving. If it were you would you think he lied to you?
I don't think we ever intend to let go of our friends, and he wants to see you again, but distance tends to be a hardship that many times is difficult to overcome.
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What should you not leave home without?
Peanut butter.
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If you could live ANYWHERE, fictional or nonfictional, where would you live?
Quohog Rhode Island, right next to Quagmire...giggity!
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Does anyone else wonder what the media would have done if it were George W Bush's people who decided to fly Air Force One over Ground Zero?
Even though it happened a couple weeks ago at this point, they would still be talking about it. They would have broken out the footage of the towers going down to drive their point home and probably spliced in some of the footage from his visit to the aircraft carrier with the banner that said "Mission Accomplished" on it. Because it is their guy, there is considerably less coverage...
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What would hold up a pizza delivery person?
A gang member with a Glock 9mm.
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I went on a first date with a girl who left her dildo out on her nightstand. I hope by mistake. What is your best first date story.
She was probably sending you a message, or just keeping it handy for some fun. If you didn't knock the bottom out of that, then it was a big mistake. Women don't leave that stuff just laying around.
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When you eat out in a restaurant, do you order steak or seafood?
More often than not, I will choose the steak. It depends on what restraunt I am at and the proximity of that restraunt to the Gulf Coast and those yummy Gulf Coast Shrimp. As far as steaks go, I prefer a sirloin, medium rare (though any good slab of beef is not going to be turned away) . With seafood, I love rock lobster, shrimp, mahi mahi, crab, catfish, and whitefish.
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What comes to mind when you think of " y'all "
Nothing, I hear the word daily.
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What city would you consider capitol of the world?
Tatum, South Carolina....1985 population 98 persons.
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Do you like to eat pussy/suck cock? Why?
I like to make her squirm with pleasure, so yes, I lick the pooty poo.
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Would you eat a turkey burger?
I prefer it to ground beef in many ways, but some restraunts don't make them very well, so I prefer to make my own. Ground chicken is also good for tacos or chilli.
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Use one word to describe President Barrack Obama. =) ALL opinions are welcome. no DRs for differing opinions. =)
Anti-Constitution.
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Do you think the demise of the newspaper industry is merely a symptom of the growth of the internet and the cost of paper or is there something far more sinister to shut down a free and robust press?
I think that people have gone to getting news from the internet because objectivity is not something that is taught in journalism colleges these days, and it is a bonus that it is mostly free. Nearly every newspaper leans so far to the left that they have began to fall over. I cannot put a finger on the time, but when they stopped reporting the news and began trying to shape it to their world...
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In practice, what is wrong/bad about safe drop-off/safe haven zones? (The ones where one has legal protection from being charged for abandoning a child, I mean.) What is right/good?
I suppose there is nothing wrong with the places themselves, because they are there for the children. On the other hand, those who would take their children there and leave them are trash. I have three little boys and I could not imagine life without them. I would work 20 hours a day if that was what it took to provide for them. There is something wrong with anyone who would not sacrifice...
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Why is Stewie the only one in an American family with an English accent?
Because he is an evil Anglophile, though that is an oxymoron, because all Anglophiles are evil.
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Who is the most overpaid athelete today?
A-Rod or as he is apparently referred to in the clubhouse A-Fraud.
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What famous NFL WR has the most catching yards?
I'm going to go with Jerry Rice.
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I've been datin' my bf for 2 yrs & he has cheated on me twice. 1st time he told me was on purpose & the 2nd was an accident. The thing is the girl is pregnant & she don't know if its my bf's or her ex's. My bf tells me he loves me so much. what do I do?
His junk accidentally ended up inside her, huh? Who hasn't seen that happen!?
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How bad is 2 charges of 4th degree assault minor damage in ky?
It depends on your county, but most likely the charges will be merged together into one, you will pay a fine and/or spend a little time in jail (possibly weekends), that is if you go ahead and ask the prosecutor for a deal for a guilty plea. If you plead not guilty and go to trial, you can be convicted of both and fined and/or sent to jail for up to a year. If you did it, and it was not a...
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Theres is this girl that my brother used to date. They lived together for only about 3 or 4 months. She has my mothers big screen TV at her place and refuses for us to pick it up. What can the law do for this?
This is a civil matter, so I suggest small claims court.
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When you see autos like the Toyota Scion and the Nissan Cube do you think the auto industry has lost the ability to design good looking vehicles?
Pretty much. Detroit has lost it, too, just look at the Pontiac Aztec.
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How long has the Rioting been going on in France?
Since that chick said they could eat cake...lol. Seriously, I don't care about France, so I have no idea.
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Does anyone know who willaim wallace was
"William Wallace is seven feet tall."
"Aye, and if he were here, he'd smite the English with fire from his eyes, and bolts of lightening from his arse!"
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What rights and freedoms are you afraid to loose over the next four years?
I fear the loss of the right to volunteer for public service organizations, it seems that Congress and President Obama have put things in place to make volunteerism mandatory. When it is mandatory, it is no longer volunteerism, it is slavery.
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What do you consider the darkest hour in your country's history? Why?
I'd have to say between 3 and 4 am....lol.
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Do you know any word in another language? (Not in English)
Poji, mekju, juseo, yobo, com so ham ni da, chumaneo, and kumbay are all Hangul words (Korean) for poon tang, beer, pleas, loved one, thank you, you're welcome, and cheers.
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Abortion or no abortion which do you prefer?
I would prefer for it to be at the descetion of a medical doctor and for medical reasons, instead of being a form of back up birth control for people who are irresponsible and self absorbed.
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What do gerbils think?
Normal gerbils don't think of much at all, exept when and where to eat, drink, and poop. Richard Gere's gerbil thinks of suicide often.
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I am married & started "talking" to a classmate, who has been my friend for over a year. He has a girlfriend but we are both VERY attracted to each other. My husband has gotten physical with me once, recently, and I planned to leave him.What should I do?
Leave the dude who hit you, for sure. As far as this second guy goes, I'd take it slowly, you don't want to rush into anything. It sounds as if you are a bit young to begin with.
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When was the last time you talked to a cop?
Last night.
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How many Republicans here agree with Rush and want to see Obama fail - even if that means bad news for the country?
I want to see Obama fail to implement things that will be horrible for the future economic growth of our country. His policies lean too far into socialism and once we have gone down the slope of governmental control of industry and taxation, there will be no return. I do hope that he does things that stimulate the economy and return it to where it was a few years ago, but I don't believe...
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I'm not wearing green today, will you pinch me?....please!
Nay says I, but I will slam a pint of Guinness and kick your arse, if ya like! Plus 3 for the question!
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Harry truman was leader of what country?
I've never heard of Harry Turman. I have heard of Harry Truman, he was the President of the United States during the late stages of WWII.
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Have you fired a real gun before? If so, which one?
Yes.
Shotguns: 4-10, 10 guage, 12 guage, and 20 guage.
Rifles: Remington 7 mm magnum, Savage and Remington .308's, M-16/M-4 (and AR-15 civilian models), Mauser 8mm, AK-47, AK-74, Winchester .357 and .44 magnum lever action rifles, and various .22 rifles.
Pistols: Smith and Wesson and Rossi (compact) .38 revolvers, Smith and Wesson and Colt (Python) .357 Magnums, Smith and Wesson,...
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How many one-night-stand-sex encounters have you ever had?
God only knows. If I had to guess, I'd say 35 or so.
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Is it possible for a habitual thief to always tell the truth?
If you are speaking of any politician (that's what I see when I read habitual thief), then no. If you are talking of someone who steals material things in a non-government sanctioned way, then it is possible, but not likely.
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If you were to have a close encounter of the third kind what would you do? in other words if you saw an alien or alien ship would you try to talk to them or be scared out of your mind?
I would take a good picture, change my pants, and then sell the picture.
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Who would win in a fight between Satan and God?
Tell him to get back to the White House...lol.
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What do you think of R. Lee Ermey
I would be honored for him to kick me in the junk!
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Quick! Name all the types of berries you know!
Blue, black, straw, rasp, cran, huckle, and of course DINGLE!
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Can you name one successful socialist leader that you can say was a good person and had a long term good effect on his country?
Umm, no.
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What can you say in a different language?
Mekju jueseo. I would like a beer, please. (Korean)
Ich morchte ein bier, bitte. Same thing in German.
Yo quiero una cerveza. Same thing in Spanish.
Pek podji da jueseo. Give me shaven pussy, please. (Korean).
Embute' alabutnik. Lay down on your stomach. (Arabic)
El penoche' tu madre is muy apestacia. Your mother's pussy is very smelly. (Spanish)
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Stray cats are urinating on my porch. How do I stop this. The smell is terrible. I've tried bleach but it doesn't seem to work. HELP!
A 12 gauge works nicely.
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What do you think of pineapple on a hamburger?
Sounds like it might be pretty good, a mixture of salty and sweet. When I was stationed in Korea, I tried an egg and cheeseburger, it wasn't bad.
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What is causing the decline in the number of illegal immigrants population in the United States?
The main reason that I am hearing is that the economic downturn has caused it to be difficult to find jobs.
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What was life like for you in1989?
Oh God, to be 15 going on 16 again! I had a great year, it was my sophomore year in high school and I scored a 96 yard touchdown in our last game of the year to tie the game and send it into overtime. I was care free and having tons of fun.
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Is the end of affirmative action when Barack Obama gets elected president? I damn sure hope so.
The most qualified person should be hired no matter what their race, color, ethnicity, or creed. It is counter productive to do otherwise.
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If asked to serve your country by your President, would you give up your chosen life and move to Washington, D.C. and do your best to serve?
No, especially not in this day and age.
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1/3 Vodka, 1/3 Tequila, 1/3 Gin filtered over a slice of lemon and a slice of lime. What name would you invent for this drink?
A Foggy Russian with a Mexican Twist.
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What's your favorite sex position? and why?
In the words of the Bloodhound Gang "Do it doggy style, so we can both watch X-files."
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I met my fiance when he was still married.Our affair lasted 3 yrs before they separated.He has 4 kids (7 to 14). Their mother has villified me to them,they hate me and blame me for ruining their family.We plan to marry,how can I get the kids to forgive me
Why would they forgive you? You ruined their parents' marriage. Their mother did nothing to villify you, you and your fiance' did that. Don't bitch when he cheats on you after he's tired of the same old worn out thing, that will be justice.
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Do guys get turned off or on when girls rub their own clit during sex? Does it offend them because they think it is their job?
I think it's absolutely the hottest thing, especially when she talks dirty while doing it.
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What happens after ejaculation?
I'm married, so I wipe my dick off and flush the toilet.
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Who was your favorite band when you were 18?
The same as it is today, Motley Crue. I turned 18 17 1/2 years ago.
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Why are so many people in the UK so grumpy and unkind?
I guess the ones that you met have splinters coming from the stick up their asses. Most of the British that I have met are rather nice people, I must say.
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WHAT KIND OF AIR IS THE NBA BASKETBALL FILLED WITH?
To the coward that DR'ed my answer, if you ask a stupid question, expect a smart assed answer. You have the balls to downrate, but not to comment. You are a loser and a lowlife bag of shit.
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WHAT KIND OF AIR IS THE NBA BASKETBALL FILLED WITH?
Air imported from the top of Mt. Everest. Prior to being pumped into the ball perfumes from the middle east and spices from the orient are mixed with the air, which also prior to being pumped into the ball is kept at a constant temperature of 5 degrees Celsius. These things provide optimum bounce for the ball, you jackass.
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How much did you buy/adopt your dog or cat?
We paid $84.00 to rescue our beautiful little Boxer, Maggie. In retrospect, we would have paid $8,400.00 for her, she is a wonderful dog and we love her very much.
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A friend flew to the US and joked by saying the bomb is in the hold bag - they were sent straight back on the next plane home by US customs and barred from returning to the US - was that reasonable do you think?
Even prior to September 11, 2001, it was very plain that one should not joke about a bomb or a hijack in an airport or on an airplane. When I shipped out of to Ft. Benning for basic training we were briefed on behavior that was not acceptable, and joking about bombs and hijacks was specifically mentioned. This idiot should have been kicked out of the country, just after a few weeks in jail...
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What is your favourite food from the sea/ocean?
I'd have to go with Mahi Mahi or fresh shrimp from the Gulf of Mexico.
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What lucrative jobs will allow you to travel a lot?
International hooker.
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Why are these numbers equal 4/5, 0.8, and 80%?
When multiplied by a the same number the answer will be the same.
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Do guys like fat pussys or small skinny ones better?
Wet and shaved are the only two qualities I look for...the chicken doesn't have to be completely bald, a landing strip or Charlie Chaplin mustache are also good.
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What is the funniest way to kill a clown?
With an axe.
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When was the last time you bit your nails?
Yesterday evening...but I swear I'm gonna quit, man.
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I just looked up a speeding ticket I got a month ago online to get my scheduled court date and the status of my ticket reads "Restricted Case (Officer ID Invalid)". What does this mean? What do I need to do to pay this ticket?
I've never even heard of that. I would call the county clerk, were I you (the phone number should be on your citation). They should have any information that you need.
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How do i get a lein released on an auto. i didnt pay it off i was sued in small claims for 6000 that i owed on i t
Pay the $6,000.00.
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What happen if I eat at the restaurant without paying a money to the cashier?
The act is called theft of services, and it is a misdemeanor punishable by up to 12 months in the county jail.
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Would you get a tattoo of your girlfriend name across your chest after dating for only 3months?
I've been married for 7 years, and I still wouldn't get my wife's name tatooed on me. It seem to be the kiss of death to relationships. Everyone I knew in the Army who had tatoos of their wives names on them got divorced. I'd do it with my kids' names, because they will always be my kids no matter what happens.
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Is the President moving this country in the direction that you expected?
Yes, he is moving the country in a direction that I don't like...down the drain. He wishes to cripple us and make us part of the 'world community' that he feels we should be. Without a a guiding light, the world falls into darkness. We are that guiding light, and we are being extinguished from within.
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Where do you live?
In my house.
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Do you live near a historic site?
Yes, Ft. Boonesboro.
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Do men prefer voluptuous women or skinny women? Calista Flockhart or Salma Hayak!?
Salma Hayek, hands down. Women should have curves, not straight lines.
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What's your favorite song about a car?
It's a little bit of a stretch, but 'Paradise by the Dashboard Light'.
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How do you stop loving 2 people
When you love someone you give them everything that you are, unless you have two yous, then no. If you 'love' two people, then you are disrespecting both of them.
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Have you ever seen a dead body not at a funeral or hospital?
I've seen and smelled horrible corpses. They didn't have a way of removing the dead Iraqis right away, plus with the chaos of battle it was difficult. They sat in the sun for a few days. It was the worst odor I've ever smelled.
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How much beer will hurt you?
A quote from Red Foreman "Women and alcohol can be a lot of fun, but if you mix them, they can turn you into a dumbass."
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Obama is going to increase taxes for those earning more than $250,000. He's going to get us all health care. He says he'll cut the deficit in half before his term is over. Why, Why, Why would anyone not wealthy not love his policies?
supposed to be a comment, sorry.
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How do you stop loving 2 people
By actually loving one of them.
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My girlfriend knew I was attending to a dying friend after I left her at a hotel in downtown Palm Springs. She was fine with the entire setup and rejected my request that she come with me to my friends' house. Then she hooked up with a marine.
Sounds bad, but on the bright side, at least she is doing her part to entertain the troops. Sorry, bad joke. There is something wrong with your semantics there, should it not be EX-girlfriend?
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Growing up, did you eat homegrown fruits and vegetables?
Quite a bit, we had a rather large garden. Food tastes so much better when it was produced by your own manual labor.
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What is that Indian governor's problem?
I'd hope that someone would have the respect to call him by name. His name is Governor Jindal, and he is a very intelligent man who has a different view than you do. Why would you refer to him as "that Indian governor"? Is it that the left is only tolerant of minorities when they agree with the liberal world view?
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Should Octa-Mom make a porno and do it for the kids?
I'm sure it would somehow be illegal...taking advantage of the mentally incapacitated, perhaps.
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Can a person in kentucky be audio or video tape redorded without there permission , while on there private property?
Only one person engaged in a conversation needs to know that it is being recorded for it to be legal, it that happens to be the person you are talking to, then yes.
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What is worse,1st degree assault or 4th degree assault
508.030 Assault in the fourth degree.
(1) A person is guilty of assault in the fourth degree when:
(a) He intentionally or wantonly causes physical injury to another person; or
(b) With recklessness he causes physical injury to another person by means of a deadly weapon or a dangerous instrument.
(2) Assault in the fourth degree is a Class A misdemeanor
*This can also be applied to...
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I recently received a ticket for a traffic violation. It states that the owner was operating the vehicle. My husband is the registered owner and my name does not appear on the vehicle registration document. Do I have a good case for diputing the ticket?
Not really, because the vehicle is marital property, and you violated the law and are named in the citation.
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If you are given a parking ticket for parking in the street when there is an inch of snowfall and the ticket is not filled out completely can you fight it? If in the first line of the ticket it says At this time and the officer fails to fil
Depends on local policy, it can also be that their copy that they turned in to the court might have that information. I would call the county attorney's office and check with them.
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What makes a country a 'third world' country?
Lack of high speed internet?!
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Is there a show on tv that you just can't stand?
The news.
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What makes a girl a slut?
Definition of slut: A woman who will do everyone in a particular room.
Definition of bitch: A woman who will do everyone in a particular room but you.
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Can you freeze to death at 0 degrees farenheit?
If you consider going into hypothermia to be freezing to death, then one can freeze to death given the right conditions in as low as 64 degrees Farenheit from what I have heard.
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Is anyone else sick of actors using award ceremonies to push their own personal views on the public?
Yes, and Bruce Springsteen, John Mellencamp, and Jon Bon Jovi need to shut up and sing.
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Have you ever had to call poison control because your child ate or drank something out of the ordinary?
We didn't call poison control but, my youngest recently got into a cabinet while at my sister-in-law's house and we believe that he may have taken a blood pressure pill. We took him to the ER, they gave him the charcoal and monitored him for 5 hours. It was a living hell, sitting in an ER room and worrying about him, but they said that he was okay and probably didn't take one....
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Do you have a greater chance of being killed by a vending machine or a grizzly bear?
It all depends on what you are getting out of the vending machine.
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Our president said that he was declaring war on earmarks last night. Did he happen to explain why he just signed a bill with 9000 earmarks attached to it?
What he is declaring war on is truth. He said that any bill would sit on his desk for five days before he signed it, so that the American people could see what was in it. Nothing he has signed has been posted prior to the signing, so what gives?
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Dating a homeless women, any advise?
Never ask her the question "Your place or mine?".
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What's a good reality show idea?
I would say the news, but it's full of lies and government scripts.
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Would you like to take a quiz and post your score?
10/15...that's passing in some schools.
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What do you think of non-Christians celebrating Mardi Gras?
Mardi Gras isn't exactly the place to be if you are living a clean life. I have been told that the partying scene during Mardi Gras has gotten far away from what it is actually all rooted in, so I could care less. I hope everyone has a good time, and lives.
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Since I quit drinking every year for my birthday I eat my age in ounces of steak, I only do it once a year but people tell me it's wrong and disgusting(gluttony)What do you think?(this past year was 31oz of prime rib and yes I did finish all of it)
I think it's pretty cool, but I don't know if I can eat a 36 oz steak...so I'll just go on with the traditional 12 oz (I act that old sometimes anyway).
P.S. Tell those who are on your back about this to get bent.
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When you look up at the flag of the United States, what is the first thing that comes to mind?
I get a mixture of pride and fear. Pride for where she has been and what she has done. Fear for where she appears to be heading and the fact that those who run her government have gotten so far from what her country is about. I also feel sadness for my comrades who have fallen in her name.
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If my father is Kenyan and my mother is American and I was born in Kenya, am I a "natural born citizen of the United States?"
It depends upon what papers your mother filed when you were born, but you are automatically a citizen of Kenya.
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Do you think Obama is going to turn our econemy around
The economy will right itself in time, but I think that this "stimulus plan" is going to do nothing but mortgage the future, we are creating problems that will make things much harder on us in the future. I think his intentions are good, but his method is bad.
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What valuable lesson(s) can be learned from George Walker Bush's entire presidency?
We learned that the media can sculpt news and form public opinion.
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Does anyone have anything positive to say about president Bush?
He did his best to keep our nation secure, he let the people keep more of THEIR money, and he stuck to his guns about the war. His resolve shows that he would not back down when he felt he was right.
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Why did Bush Administration allow Osama Bin Laden to escape from Tora Bora?
The Tora Bora area is a mess of horrible terrain and lawlessness. The people there feel no loyalty to any country and the terrain is horribly inpassable for military forces. There are so many caves and such a network of tribes there that would work in concert with each other for bin Laden because he is a Muslim and he has money that it is nearly impossible to find him among the caves and hide...
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Do you feel sympathy for George W. Bush?
I don't think he cares about the opinions that are received from the media or of those who would hate him regardless of what he had done because of political affiliation. I would venture to say that he is quite secure in what he has done to protect this country and to try to spread freedom. I'm sure he worries about the economy and knows that it is not his fault alone, though he was...
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If President Bush came to your door what would you do / say?
I would welcome him in, offer him a glass of sweet tea and ask if he was hungry. I would ask him to excuse the mess, as I have 3 precocious boys who mess the house up on a daily basis and probably put on some more tea (he'd have a bit of an entourage of secret service with him). I would thank him for cutting my taxes and letting me keep more of what I earned. I would tell him that I was...
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Since there are millions of people around the country that hate President Bush, how you you have handled 9/11 (be honest-put yourself in that moment on 9/11 and don't answer in the present knowing everything that you do now!)
I would have leveled the mountains in Afghanistan and made deep depressions where ever al Quaeda camps were on flat ground. I would have then made the depressions into lakes stocked with fish and made what was previously mountains into amusement parks stocked with the words greatest roller coasters. I would have also openned a great many McDonald's franchises in the area along with...
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I bet nun of ya can name a part of my head that begins with H?
Judging by the way you spelled the word that should have been none, I would go with habit...but if the spelling was not intentional, I would go with hole, as in an extra hole big enough for your brain to fall out.
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We haven't been attacked since 9/11/01. Does George W. Bush deserve the credit, he implicitly claimed, for what hasn't happened?
I don't think the credit for plots foiled should go directly to him, that credit rests with our counter terrorism agencies and alert members of law enforcement agencies (to include federal, state, and local). The credit he deserves is for the facilitation of these people doing their jobs. His policies on this paved the way to success, but without those with boots on the ground being...
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Would the recent war crime atrocities by Israel against Palestinians in Gaza be as openly done if they weren't always backed up and armed by the USA. What are your thoughts on the slaughter of 100's of babies by IDF in Gaza.
I suppose that the murder of Israeli civilians by suicide bombers, the constant rocket attacks, and continual call for jihad against Israel is ok with you. I suppose that those people have no right to exist in your eyes. I'm just guessing, but I would imagine that you feel that scumbag terrorists hiding behind children and other civilians in order to launch attacks is a legitimate...
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Which Mexican dish has a name literally meaning "little donkey" in Spanish"?
Too easy, burrito.
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I got laid off today, what is the first thing I should do?
I'm very sorry to hear that. The first thing that I would do is to file for unemployment and the second would be to start looking everywhere I could for a permanant job that is similar in pay scale to what I had before. I wish you the best of luck.
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Who else thinks suicide should not be illegal?
It's kinda moot point to make it illegal, don't you think? It's not illegal in my state, that I've ever seen, but one can have an emergency detention order signed on them for having suicidal tendencies.
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Is the best way to get points on this site to bash George W. Bush and America? There are so many who get their opinions given to them by the news who DR the people who have actually been there for voicing opinions formed through actually being there.
Watch it, I asked a similar question the liberal fangs came out. To answer your question, I believe that you are on to something. It is certainly not the cheapest way, but it ranks up there.
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Pretending I and everything else had the longevity, if I were to push on a wall for 20 Billion years, what would most likely happen?
You'd get really tired and bored.
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Was I born gay or was it something I did
I think there is more than one factor involved in a person's sexuality. I think that some are born with more tendency to become gay. I think that some are pushed in that direction (not on purpose) by something that happens in their life, or are conditioned to go that way by external influences, and then there are some that choose the lifestyle because it suits them. I don't feel...
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I had a dream that I slept with Rosie O'Donnell. What could this mean?
It means you that you dreamed that you secretly hate yourself and want to be tortured.
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I recently moved downstairs into a nice new apartment. The folks above me have two young children that must have concrete feet. They run and jump CONSTANTLY and it is driving me INSANE. How can I handle this without being rude or a party pooper?
Being the father of three boys aged 4, 3, and 2 (yes, I'm quite insane) I would venture to say that if the children are at the same age as mine, the only thing you can do without causing animosity is to take your concern to the parents. Children are loud and can be a real problem when people live in close quarters such as an apartment building. If the behavior tapers or stops, then...
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Do you feel sorry for people on death row?
I feel the death penalty needs to be put into overdrive. The bastard Scott Peterson will die of old age in the California Penal System's Death Row. Also, these guys need to die screaming as their victims did. They showed no mercy to the ones they murdered, why should we show any to them?
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How does one go about fighting a driving to fast for road condition ticket? when there was no speed clocked and no accidents no wreckless driving no out of control swerving?
I have a question of you. Was the road slick/icy? What did the officer write in the description of the charge? If you were going too fast for his judgement on a slick or icy surface, then you may be had, but I have been wrong before.
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I was driving in the right lane, and the right turn only lane came up to fast. As a careful driver, i gave the signal to switch to the left lane before getting to intersection. The officer saw this and pulled me over and cited me for vio
It really depends on how far from the intersection you were prior to signaling and making the lane change. Did he cite you for disregarding a compulsory turn lane or careless driving?
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Would you trust your best friend with you pin # for your atm?
Without question, I would trust my best friend with anything in my life. That's what best friends are for.
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Who has a more unique voice: AXL Rose or Robert Plant?
Out of the two, I'd have to say Robert Plant. I say this because I see similarities between Rose and Brian Johnson from AC/DC...they both have that sort of grainy falsetto thing going on. In addition, Robert Plant is the original hard rock/heavy metal singer (sort of a tie with Ozzy Osbourne.
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If Bill Clinton was still our President during 911, do you think we would be where we are today in Iraq, or even started?
The words straight from all of the Democrats seem to say that we would have at some point. There was more than one occasion while I was in the military when we were briefed on the situation in Iraq and the real possibility of deploying there (during the Clinton administration).
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N5p-qIq32m8&feature=related
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Marijuana; I'm 47, gf is 45; she gets buzzed 3-4x/day, claims it doesn't mess up her life; I can't smoke it;i get drug tested at work, it's messing things up, not fair to me because I'm not allowed to;compromise maybe possible; should I keep her?
A 45 year old stoner is just not cool. Remember one of the rules of perception is that you are the company that you keep. If your employer were to find that she is a stoner, it could hurt your career. If she were to get popped by the police, you could get dragged into it, too. Be careful!
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Can you please tell me if I answered this question properly? http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1193714
You should have typed you're instead of your, but you did answer the question correctly from your opinion.
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Has anyone ever sent you flowers from the other side of the world?
I sent my wife a dozen roses when I was in Iraq.
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Has your cooking, ever set off the smoke alarm?
Yep, frying up some bacon just recently. One of my buddies that I was in the Army with had the king of smoke alarm cooking stories, though. He was rather inebriated one night and decided that he wanted some bratwurst at about four in the morning. It was raining lightly outside, so he decided that he would bring the charcoal grill into the hallway of the barracks. Needless to say, the Ft....
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If someone sends you a check and wants you to deposit into your account and wire the money to a bank in Africa, is this a scam
Was your long lost uncle a personal friend of General Umbanutu, also? LOL!
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I f you lost your wedding ring, what's the best way to tell your partner?
Two ways will suffice: On your death bed or by letter after the divorce is final.
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What are the mcdonalds chicken mcnuggets made from?
What part of a chicken do you think would be a nugget?
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How long do you have to really stop at a stop sign? If you stop look ahead and to the left and then the right, isnt that enough?
In my state, a complete stop is defined as all four wheels stop turning, the vehicle pitches forward, pitches backward, and then levels out. You must do this behind the thick, white stripe called the stop line, or in the event that there is no stop line, prior to the crosswalk. It is pretty easy, yet very few actually do it. Police don't harp on it, because all day would be spent...
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Im an asian muslim woman in a relationship with a white man, our relationship has always been kept a secret as im afraid of how my family would react if they found out, i want to take this relationship to another level but dont know how to tell family?
Probably be a good idea to move very far away. If you are that worried, then it would signify to me that your family may have a violent reaction to such news. There are two things you can do. 1) Cut ties with him. 2) Cut ties with your family and go far enough away that they won't be able to attack you and your loved one.
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What is the greatest civilization ever to exist?
Ours is the greatest society of all time. We have technologic wonders that would make the ancients believe us to be gods. We have travelled to the moon, we have machines that perform amazing tasks, cars, television, radio, telecommunication devices, and many other things. We are a charitable people, we have a longer lifespan, and are much healthier than they were. In addition, we have basic...
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Which country will be next super power?
Ireland! The economy is actually growing there, and people can never get enough beer and potatoes!
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What is life ? a one word answer?
Upsdownshappinesssadnessadventureboredomworkplayandfinallydeath.
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Name a famous john?
Hugh Grant is the most famous "John" that I can think of...Devine Brown was his hooker. LOL! If you want a real answer then, John Wayne (though his real name was Marion Morrison). There is also John Lee Hooker...that kinda ties it all in!
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Why didn't George W. Bush capture Osama Bin Laden?
I gather from what I have been told by people who have been there, books I have read on the subject, and from what little attention I pay to the media that the region of Afghanistan that bin Laden is supposedly in and the bordering region of Pakistan are very rugged and mountainous (making operations very difficult logistically and physically), couple with that the fact that neither region...
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What would you do if you came home & found your partner in bed naked with another man/woman, & you ask"what the hell is going on?" &"who the hell is that?"your partner is in denial,saying"what man/woman are you talking about?"making you think you're crazy
Wow, that would explain why there are men's underwear that I never knew I had on the bedroom floor every night. Ha ha!
Seriously, I'd take my boys, my dog, and my truck and go to a motel, then file papers in the morning. If it were another woman, though...that might be kinda cool.
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Should A-Rod be called A-Roid now since he tested positive for steroid use?
I prefer the name Joe Torre exposed...A-Fraud.
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I keep getting an "Error on Page" when trying to post a reply. It says "Posting Comment..." then stays like that. Is it because it's too long? It's 910 characters long. What gives?
I've found that it will allow comments down to about 300 characters left and sometimes a little less. I try to stay above the 300 mark, and sometimes it takes me 2 or three comments to get my point accross...such is life, it's not like we are paying for the site, so we can't bitch too much.
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Does incorrect spelling and typos irritate you when you are reading on the internet?
An occasional typo or misspelled word is ok, but when the grammar is indecipherable or the spelling is terrible, yes it bugs me a bit.
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If I pull onto or into a private drive before an officer indicates that he is pulling me over for a minor traffic violation, can he still issue me the citiation while I am on private property
Yes, because the offense occurred on the road, but in the case of DUI, private property won't save you because of the way most statutes are worded (upon any roadway versus anywhere within the state). The officer has every right to follow you as long as he wants to find a safe place and situation to pull you over. Most states actually have a law of reciprocity that allows the police to...
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Has a convert to Mormonism ever ascended to the Presidency of the LDS Church within his lifetime? If not, what is the highest level within the Mormon Hierarchy that a convert has so advanced thus far?
I guess it would be hard to be the president of the Mormon Church if one were dead.
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Which sexy babe out of these four would you date? (pic's inside)
Words cannot express what I am feeling now.
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Do you think that every time you/somebody down-rates something, they should also comment on it explaining why they think it is a bad answer?
I explain every time I DR someone, and I find that those who do not are just cowardly and usually someone who has no idea how to counter your answer. There are the times when trolls go searching all of your recent answers and questions to DR because they didn't like what you said in something completely unrelated. I despise cowards.
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Why do people who leave negative scores on obviously nuetral answers or questions, not also leave comments explaining this? This could be done before or after the scoring with enough time between so that revenge scoring is not likely.
They do it because they are cowards and not intelligent enough to offer a counter to your answer. At times it is a person trolling you because they didn't like an answer to a previous question. It happens to me from time to time. I take solace in the fact that they are stupid and cowardly.
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Puerto Rican & Mexican mix, what is your mix?
Wow! Does one half of you hate the other...lol. I'm Irish and German.
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Is not America a mother fucher that invaded Iraq and caused many problems to Iraqis?
I didn't serve this country to have it's citizens call her a motherfucker and to slander our leaders. Look down your nose all you want, I stand behind what I have done and what I have seen.
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Is not America a mother fucher that invaded Iraq and caused many problems to Iraqis?
The place was jacked well before either war that the US was involved with there. People were murdered at a staggering rate by the ruthless and insane dictator Sadamm Hussein's minions. If you listen to the comments from the politicians who have been riding the unjust war bandwagon during the Bush Administration's years that were made during the Clinton Administration, they were all...
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Would you still call guys dudes if you knew that in Thai, dude is slang for butt?
Hell yes, that would give me even more motivation to use the word.
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Is Art Garfunkel gay?
Sure, why not?! Why the hell does it matter? It's not like he's relevant anyway.
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Who is the greatest music band/singer of all time
For my money, Motley Crue.
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I got a citation for wreckless driving. I was going ten over trying to make a light. The officer did not write my speed on the ticket. I have court tonight at 7pm. Should i fight it or just pay the fine? & can i attend traffic school to er
Did you mean reckless driving? When writing you for reckless driving, he does not have to write your speed on the citation, he only has to articulate in what ways you were reckless. Here's a quick economics lesson: stopping at a stop light = free....speeding while blowing a red light, and getting caught = a fine, court costs, and points against your license. Judging by your English...
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I found a cat in my neighbors yard it had a hooke running into its throat and it was just meowing bad. i took it down and shot It because it was going to die should i turn this in im afraid to because i shot it but didnt wana see it suffer
It depends on whether or not you live within the city limits and whether or not there is a city ordinance precluding one from dischargin a firearm within the city limits.
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Well, you see, i am fifteen months pregnant. Should I be worried?
If you are an elephant, you are good to hook. If you are not, then you need to see a doctor....about 6 months ago.
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Is the average US citizen to stupid to know what socialism is and why it is bad?
Margaret Thatcher once said "The problem with socialism is that eventually you run out of other people's money." I know it doesn't address the question, but it is simply the root of my problem with socialism.
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How did the University of Notre Dame get the nickname "The Fighting Irish"? Why not "The Fighting Frenchmen"?
It's an Irish Catholic University, plus Fighting Frenchmen would be an oxymoron. Yes, I went there, the French are cowards and they smell bad.
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Should a black person who is less qualified than a white person get the job?
The better qualified should always get the job, but sadly some businesses would rather hire a minority and some would rather hire a caucasian. I think the fix would be to have independent HR firms that use standardized testing, problem based testing, resume', and interview in order to weight each applicant, and to not have the applicants meet anyone from the hiring process until the...
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I bit into a piece of metal in ground pork from the grocery store and now require a crown,how do i settle with the store
I don't think it is the store that you have a bone to pick with, I would think that it would be the company that made the sausage.
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What do you think about Newsweek proclaiming "We Are All Socialists Now"?
I find it laughable that President Obama speaks of bipartisanship and then goes out and rams through the liberal agenda all the while telling us that we should not listen to Rush Limbaugh. So what he is saying is that he is willing to listen to people with a different letter in front of their name in Washington, as long as their ideals line up with his. I also find it messed up that everyone...
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I got cited by driving 101 @ 75 limit in amarillo tx, asked officer 2c radagun, that time he driving on theother side (my on eastbounce, he on westbounce) officer said he not clocked in yet, i send it over lawer, there is any luck on my case?...
I must suggest that you learn the English language, it will help you in the future. I am assuming that he told you he had not LOCKED IN your speed, which he does not have to in most jurisdictions. Some departments require that the officer show you your speed if it was locked (when it is safe to do so) and some do not, so you would have to have a LAWYER find out from the department or do a...
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Has anyone ever felt you up in a public place? What did you do?
I've had my junk felt up in public...liked it...had a girlfriend sitting on my lap once in college wearing a miniskirt and no undies...fingers went places and good times were had by all.
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Have you ever wondered why the word "God" is only capitalised when referring to Christian "God"?
When using a pronoun to refer to God, one should also capitalize the first letter of the pronoun, such as He, Him, and His. This is done out of respect and reverence for the Almighty.
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Do you know if Obama is Pro-Life or Pro-Choice? (I can't find any info on it)
He is in favor of partial birth abortion, live birth abortion, and is in favor of spending tax payer dollars on abortion overseas. Until he changes that, he will never have my support for office. I will support things that he does, if I happen to agree, but he will never have my vote until the children have his support.
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My Son is 16 going on 30 any tips on punishment for that age group?
Labor such as mowing, housekeeping, and laundry and/or deprivation of priviledges, such as a car, internet, video games, or going out with friends.
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Americans...have you ever been outside your country (exclude Canada); Europeans, have you ever been outside Europe; Others have you ever been to the other continents?
I'm a natural born US citizen and I have been to Panama, Germany, Holland, Cyprus, Iraq, Kuwait, South Korea, and Japan.
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My husband kisses our one year old daughter on the lips and he feels there is nothing wrong with that. I disagree and feel he is teaching our daughter to find that lip kissing is acceptable at her age. Should I be concerned?
I kiss my 3 sons on the lips all the time, they are 4, 3, and 2 and they want to give daddy a kiss before he goes off to work, they give my wife kisses, too. They kiss other relatives, but don't do that to just anyone, it is reserved as a show of affection to a close relative. In short, it is absolutely harmless. I know that one day soon, my boys will grow out of it and want to shake...
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If a girl is 16, and getts pregnate by her 18yr. old boyfriend, but the parents dont fill for saggitary rape, will her boyfriend still be charged with saggitary rape?
Is Saggitary rape something similar to Piecean rape and how do you "fill" for it? I wasn't aware that one is to double the t when putting the verb get into the present tense. How does one get pregnate? I can't even come up with a smart ass remark concerning that one, so you get the stump the smart ass award for the day.
Pretty Pirate is right, in most cases, the parents or...
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Why is urine salty?
Why are you tasting urine to find out that it is salty?
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Speaker Nancy Pelosi stated that 500,000,000 will lose their jobs for every month we delay in passing the "stimulus package". The US population is only 305,745,000. So, is she just stupid or is she fear mongering?
Had she been a conservative it would be fear mongering, lying, and stupidity all rolled into one. Since she is a liberal, she just misspoke. Isn't that the way that CNN tells us it works?
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I am a 19 year old female. Last november I slept with one of my prof's from school so I would pass his class. Is that wrong, does that make me a slut.
I guess it would technically make you a whore, but take solace in the fact that you are a whore who got a passing grade, and obviously a student that is willing to do whatever it takes to succeed!
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If you were a cat what would your name be?
Sneezy, because I'd be allergic to myself.
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I asked my boyfriend today, "Why don't you say you love me anymore?" and he replied, "Because I don't."
What should I do?
Glue his pecker to his stomach, set his car on fire, then run from his house screaming about how he sexually assaulted you with a bucket of fried chicken and a clock radio....Absurd enough for you?
Seriously, just find someone who appreciates you for who you are, bond with them, have fun, and maybe it will lead to love.
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Is it illegal to sniff glue or paints?
I guess it could be considered public intoxication.
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How is it possible for an illegal alien to work and pay taxes in the US?
They generally either get paid "under the table" or they make up a social security number (which most likely belongs to someone else) and the employer pretty much knows the deal and doesn't check on it.
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Do you think peanut butter goes goods with chocolate?
They were made for one another.
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What's the Best thing to come out of Australia?
Best: AC/DC
Worst: Foster's Lager (aka Australian for piss).
Honorable Mention for Best: Stever Irwin (great conservationist and charismatic man)
Dishonorable Mention for Worst: LA Beer (who the hell wants a beer with half the affect and all the piss).
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Does the video of "Viðrar vel til loftárása" make you consider your reaction to homosexuality by making you more pro or more anti? (video in my answer)
Wow, that was disturbing on many levels. The kid playing with dolls, the dolls themselves, and the boys kissing during the game. Who gives a crap if they are gay, it is inappropriate to delay the progress of a sporting event for a PDA that lasts that long. As for making me pro or anti gay, it changes nothing. I say that gay people have their right to sexual preference and straight people...
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Name one word that comes to mind when you hear "Korea"
Paek poji da jeuseo!
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Is Obama the first President to have the balls to put a limit on executive pay?
http://fav.or.it/post/812847/banks-forced-to-take-bailout-money-they-dont-want-or-need
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Is Obama the first President to have the balls to put a limit on executive pay?
My problem with limiting executive pay is that some of the companies that were not asking for a handout were forced to take "bail-out" money from the government, and now the government wants to dicatate what these companies can pay their executives. It is sounding more and more like a facist/socialist program. If they continue on this course, the governement will have a hand in...
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I am completelly outraged that someone should replace the Union Jack outside a police station with a Gay rights flag...do you agree?
If something does not belong to you, leave it alone. If a lobbying headquarters for LGBT people had a flag outside of it and someone put up a national flag, those people would be outraged and would not view that as free speach, so why should this be?
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Best place to go forign that is romantic and has nice beach and lots to do night and day .im 22
Gulf Shores, Alabama is my favorite beach (and I've been to many including Waikiki, Hawaii). Gulf Shores has the purest white sand, clear water, many restraunts, and a plethora of non-beach related things to do. You can rent a condo right on the beach there for $800 a week, and everything else is pretty reasonable.
http://www.ownerdirect.com/complex/gulfshores/sunchase/1034.htm
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Lads i wanna do something extra specaial/romantic for my very specaial boyfriend any ideas that he would love and appreiate for valentine's
Head.
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What is a job that will earn you a lot of money but you don't have to work much?
Almost anything in city, state, or federal government. I have never seen so many do so little with so much.
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Do you think we'll eventually get Obama's promised 500$ stimulus check?
Sure, and we'll be taxed for it at 400%, therefore we will then owe the government four times what they gave us.
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How do i make my bobs look bigger
Tell Bob and Bob to work out more. If you wore a water bra, it would give them motivation because your tits would look bigger.
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How would you react if I were to tell you of my bizarre sexual obsession with you?
I'd probably tell you that I don't like ding dong, even though you are in a clown suit and holding a bucket of fried chicken.
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What did prophets and soothsayers predict for 2009?
They predicted that you would ask this question....eerie!
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Should i allow my father to help pay for daycare becuse i am short of money
Yeah, it is tough to make it these days, and child care is expensive. My wife and I used to pay $225 a week for part time daycare for our 3 boys (0-24 hours a week) and we only used it 3 hours a week, so it was bad until we got it to where our schedules match up.
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I got a citation it says he got me for passing carS -there was only 1 car tho- and going at a high rate of speed which he didnt state wut speed. and said i almost hit him he had to slow down to avoid being struck should i sate these facts at court n how?
He doesn't have to say how fast you were going if he didn't write you for speeding, I'm assuming that he wrote you for reckless driving, so if you were passing in a no passing zone, speeding, and nearly hit his cruiser, then you were driving recklessly, so take your lumps and deal with it. It would also be a great idea to take an English class.
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What’s your opinion of the show ‘To Catch A Predator’?
If it catches dirt bags who sexually abuse children, then it is a good thing.
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Who else thinks rap music sucks?
Sucks big balls.
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Why are there mormons?
Because there had to be people to be the butt of more jokes on South Park.
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Whats an occupation that requires silence and sneakiness?
US Army Infantry Scout, US Marine Force Recon, US Navy SEAL, sometimes being a police narcotics detective, and being a the people bribing Senators to confirm Tom Daschle.
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Does anybody know when police will be able to tell when you don't have insurance on your car when you get pulled over in North Texas?
The fact that the computer says you have insurance on your vehilce means nothing and does not relieve you from the responsibility of carrying valid proof of it in your vehicle. I say that the computer info says nothing because, in my state you are supposed to present your card when you renew or obtain plates and I have never been asked for it, yet the computer somehow says that my insurance is...
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What is one thing you should not do when getting pulled over by the police?
Don't try to lie about a traffic violation or even a DUI, you are much more likely to get leniency if you tell the truth, and police officers know why they pulled you over, so don't treat them like they are stupid and you are going to fool them. That's about the only way to get a warning or get the decision to wait around for someone to pick you up. The more you try to prove...
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Should i feel bad if a girl giving head swallows when i cum?
Scott, you have found a keeper, she obviously loves you or she is a complete freak, either way, as Martha Stuart says, "It's a good thing".
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I have a friend that told horrible lies about me and to be nice I just let her think that I believed her when she denied it. This was a few years ago, but it still eats at me when I run into her and she acts like my best friend
Next time run over her, maybe you'll feel better and quite possibly you'll be able to learn how to form a question while in prison.
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Having problems with this question, need help. Question: If you make $180 a day on a job. What will you receive for working 1/5 day?
I woould imagine that if you only worked 1/5 of the day you would receive a pink slip.
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Where did you lose your virginity?
The smartass answer is....At your mom's house! The truthful answer is at my buddy's apartment when I was in highschool. I had a twin bed in his extra bedroom because I stayed there a bunch (especially when we would go out drinking) on the weekends.
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Homosexuality: Is it NATURE (Genetic) or NURTURE (Environmental)? Can someone be allegedly "cured" of it-lke some Christians say is possible? And Why is it a sin?
I think it is a combination of natural inclination, the environment in which you are brought up, choices made in life and probably other factors. Many people may have an ingrained propensity to become homosexual, but do not because one or more of the external factors to cause one to lean that way are not present. I am a Christian, and from my understanding homosexuality was prohibited in the...
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Have you ever given a dutch oven to your partner?
Yes....he he! I've actually inadvertantly given myself one, it wasn't as much fun.
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Do you think Global Warming is a scam?
In the 70's the fear was of an impending ice age, the 90's brought fear of global warming, and now to cover their butts in both directions they are calling it climate change. There are over 18,000 dissenting scientists who say that man made climate change is junk science, and many who would, if it didn't mean that their funding would be cut off for their research, because it is...
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Where will you be for Super Bowl 2009?
I will probably be where I've been the last couple Super Bowls, taking some drunk driver to jail...don't drink and drive...ever.
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Is there a little truth in all sterotypes?
I guess it depends on how the stereotype was formed. If it was formed with negative and racist intent, then the group that formed it had a pre-conceived notion that this group that they are forming the stereotype about is bad, hence the stereotype that Arisztid mentioned. If it was formed through unbiased observation, then it most likely has a good bit of truth to it, as in the assumption...
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Why is your poo always tapered on the end?
C'mon folks, let's all stop talking shit!
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What is the first thing you think of when I say "Hawaii?"
Paradise, and then "Tiny bubbles...in my wine...make me happy...make me feel fine." Rest in peace, Don Ho. Then the Polynesian Culture show we went to in 2003, really cool.
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Jimmy Carter recently commented that George W. Bush's presidency has been the worst in American history. Do you agree with President Carter's statement?
Jimmy Carter is the worst POTUS in history in my eyes, and the eyes of many people, it is not a suprise that he wishes to shed that stigma by calling President Bush the worst. Bush, like Carter, was dealt a tough hand, but Bush's was much worse. He took over with an impending recession which was compounded by the attacks on September 11, 2001, and the specter of terrorism attacks was...
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My ex-husband is deceased. We have one child together, who sees grandparents alot. I am remarried. My husband wants to adopt my child. Grandparents are not happy and threaten to sue for grandparent rights. Can the court order that post adoption?
I think that the child's wishes need to be considered in all of this. If the child wants to be adopted and have a change of name, then go for it, but if not, then respect for identity is needed. The grandparents need to realize that no matter the name, the child is still their blood kin, and nothing can ever change that. They should love and respect the child's wishes, as you...
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I am very much fascinated of threesome or foursome. I want to prepare my wife to do it. How i can proceed?
You could rent a porno with that as a theme and see if she will watch it with you. If she watches it and seems into it, make the comment that it looks pretty hot, if she is into it, she'll let you know. You want to be careful in this situation, though, because she may be appalled by it, and things like this can lead to jealousy.
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In your opinion, what is the sexiest thing a girl can wear?
Nothing.
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I have an "erection." What do I do?
In the words of Michael Jackson..."Just beat it!".
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I have a Catholic freind coming to my church socail. It is on a Friday during Lent, how can I corranate to arrage a meatless meal for her?
You can bring chicken or fish, it is hoofed animal meat that they cannot eat of Fridays during Lent.
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What made you choose the name for your child?
My wife and I talked at length about it and in the end she got to decide each time.
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Has Answerbag become a site of the humorless, politically correct thought police?
Those you mention are trying to take over, but I am a member of the resistance, and will fight them with virtual pies in their faces!
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At what age do you think children stop listening to their parents?
Mine stopped as soon as they were able to talk...lol!
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Can you think of a song that has the word "Sunday" in it? Mine is "Easy Like Sunday Morning" by Lionel Richie. What is yours?
Sunday Morning Coming Down, written by Kris Kristofferson and performed by Johnny Cash.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Cru2ld06-A&feature=PlayList&p=4E8AAA87E367DEA0&playnext=1&index=2
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Do you ever wish you could hand out tickets to drivers breaking the law?
Yes...oh wait, I can do that, wow, my wish came true!
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Will the mayans start a new calendar after 12/21/12?
My understanding of the Mayan Calendar is that it just starts over every 26,000 years or something like that. It has to do with the cycles of the Sun.
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My boyfriend says I am, " to kinky". What do I do?
As long as you are not bringing live goats (or dead ones for that matter) to bed and you are leaving it at the feather as opposed to the whole chicken, then he needs to pull the stick out of his ass and enjoy things.
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How do you keep kids from drawing on the walls?
Tell me the answer to that and I will tell you how to stop the wind from blowing and the sun from rising.
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Obama tried to enter the Oval Office through a window today. Why aren't the press and the pundits calling him stupid and an embarrassment to the Office?
They would never do that to a Democrat in good standing. I however, will give him a pass on it, as he has only lived there about a week. You are right though in your inferment, were it McCain, even this early the talk would have been of his senility and the press would have gone wild with it.
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Name of a Cambell Soup....Can you name just ONE?
Chunky Corn Chowder.
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What is your one word description of Barack Obama?
Uber-liberal.
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What human body part starts with the letter "S"?
Skin, skull, sphincter, scrotum, sacrum, sinus cavity, small intestine, synovial fluid, spine, spinal column, and shin to name a few.
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Who was the first white rapper?
Deborah Harry rapped on the song Rapture in 1980.
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I need to lose 256 pounds in two months wat do i do?
Get a divorce, that is if your wife weighs 256 pounds.
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Disease was knowingly used as a weapon against the Native Americans (starting plagues on purpose). This is the first time I have heard of disease being used this way. Were there any recorded times previous to this that disease was used as a weapon?
Humans will use whatever is at their disposal in warfare if it can give them an advantage. I'm sure that disease was probably used in some way as a weapon prior to recorded history.
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I just learned about a disturbing trend of drug abuse called "skittling" or "pharming parties." Basically, it is taking a handful random pills stolen from various places. What is your opinion of this? (link to it included).
It is exceptionally dangerous because one never knows what a combination of drugs is going to do to them and if there is some sort of overdose the kids will all be scared of getting into trouble, this could lead the od victim to dying. There is also a forgotten victim in this, many of the kids steal the drugs from their grandparents and others who are of advanced age. This is not only a...
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Would you ever name your child Richard Johnson? (Bonus points if you *are* named Richard Johnson)
No, and I would not name a child Harry Cox, either, one of my friends in high school had an uncle with that name...not sure if he murdered his parents or not.
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What should I name my new puppy? It is a red male cockapoo.
How about Rogan (Irish Gaelic for red)?
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Have you ever eaten at a fondue restaurant? Did you enjoy it?
My wife and I recently ate at the Melting Pot, for the first time. It was unreal. Very good, and a fun night out, but pricy. With the tip, it was $106.39 for the two of us.
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Christians or/and Obama supporters how does this video make you feel? Do you think the pastor is correct or Obama? I say the pastor is right according to my bible.
President Obama's quote shows how the engine of political correctness runs things in Washington. Welcome to the Amalgamated Staes of America.
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Guys: do you like a girl to shave her privates?
I'm a fan of plucked chicken, I know that there are many out there that like to go on a safari through the jungle to look for the little man in the boat, but not I.
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How do i get my boyfriend to want to hang out with me more, instead of with his guy friends all the time?
Be naked, men like that kind of stuff.
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What`s the gayest name you can think of?
Harry Cox.
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How come the "son" names (Ericsson) have persisted while the "daughter" names (Ericssdotter) have virtually disappeared?
The most likely expalaination of this is that A) Women tend to take the family name of their husbands ans B) Most cultures today are male dominated, therefore the female names have been dropped from use.
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Mary’s father has five daughters: 1. Nana, 2. Nene, 3. Nini, 4. Nono. What is the name of the fifth daughter?
Uhh, wild guess here....Mary!?
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What actor acts the same in every movie?
Sly Stallone, Arnold Swartzenegger (probably butchered the spelling there), Adam Sandler, Tom Arnold, Harrison Ford, and Steven Segal come to mind quickly.
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Has Canada Ever Lost A War?
If you count the War of 1812, then yes, but I wouldn't count it, as Canada was still a British territory.
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Do you think "the loyal opposition" is putting as much good faith effort to work with Obama as he is putting forth to work with them?
I think they are all scum, Obama, McCain, Pelosi, Reid, Bush...all of them are politicians, and are the lowest form of life on our planet. Personally, I will give more of an effort to be impartial and give my best wishes to the Obama Administration, unlike 99.9% of liberals out there did for the Bush Administration. The juvenile whining of the left for the past 8 years has shown me what ugly...
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If a guy asks you 'is there corn in the field?' what does that phrase mean?
It could be like the euphemisms "does a bear shit in the woods?" or "does the Pope wear a funny hat?" Then again it could be asking about the status of your butt.
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When it comes to kids, would you prefer to give your child a "time-out", or a spanking?
I find that a mixture of spanking, time out, priviledge denial, and the taking away of treasured toys is a good way to go. It all depends upon the infraction. It also depends on what the child responds to, and each of them is different.
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Traffic Violation: Driving on the wrong side of the road. State: CA. How much is the fine, and what are the concequences?
I think that the possiblility of capital punishment is on the table...you better fight it or you can be summarily executed. LOL!
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Stopped a man for having illegal blue lights on his vehicle. said he bought them at an auto parts store. they change different colors and surround the bottom of an auto. he had them on permanent blue and thus the citation. good stop, bad stop?
I don't mess with it, but you were within your legal authority, so good stop. My reasoning for not messing with it is that the courts in my area will dismiss it 99.9% of the time, and if you don't have the court's backing then it is a pointless exercise.
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I just told my mom i was going to be haveing a baby and she told me either I have to get an abortion or move out within the next month. What should I do?
Find a relative or close friend who cares enough about you and your baby to help you get on your feet and strike out on your own, preferably the baby's father will have some financial responsibility. There are plenty of government programs there to help you. As a conservative, I feel that those progams are there for you, and I support the money going to you and your baby, as opposed to...
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Does Lexington, KY have suburbs?
It won't be long until Winchester, Frankfort, and Paris are indistiguishable from Lexington.
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Can you decline going to court for a speeding ticket? Can't you just pay it and get on with your life?
If it is marked as prepayable, then yes...sometimes, because of the amount you were going over the limit, it is not prepayable and a court hearing is mandatory, so check your citation and it should give you instructions on how to prepay.
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Ireland has had two women Presidents (Mary Robinson, and the current incumbent, Mary McAleese). When do you think USA will elect a woman?
I think that depends on when the right woman runs for the job. Mrs. Clinton, is not that woman. I don't think that Mrs. Palin is the right one, either, though I respect her more than Mrs. Clinton. Even though she ran a negative campaing in North Carolina this past year, I think the Elizabeth Dole is one who has the experience and the savvy to be successful.
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What do you think of Rush Limbaugh saying, "I hope Obama fails"?
Taken into context the statement isn't that bad. He said that he wants the proposed policies of Obama to fail to be implemented, because he believes them to be the wrong direction to take us out of this recession. He also said "He is my President" and admission that the liberals never made concerning President Bush. All we had for 8 years is "F the President" and...
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If i shoot a gun, what moves faster? The bullet? Or the sound of the gunshot?
It depends upon the ammunition that you use. Some is subsonic and some is supersonic. Many pistols take either type of ammunition, and some rifles, I've never seen it but .223 (M-4/M-16 ammo) comes in a subsonic version.
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Have you ever fallen asleep while getting a haircut?
Yes, every time someone starts messing with the top of my head it makes me want to sleep. I guess it just relaxes me.
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Have you ever watched porn with your partner?
Yes, and HOT sex usuallly ensues...except for the time we rented a movie with a little person, he had open sores on his arms, and the one female that we did see was completely used up. She had a horrible boob job, too. That time there was more sadness for both of them. She has taken a lot of pointers on oral from porn movies, and that makes me happy.
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Name a word of at least 7 letters beginning with an R and ending with an R.
Railroader.
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How much do you tip your hair dresser or barber?
My current amount that I tip the lady who cuts my hair is $5.00, she does a good job and it is important to keep the people who cut your hair and serve your food happy, because they are the ones who can mess you up the most.
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Do you mind if I mix my corn with my mash potato's
I encourage it.
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Would you care if you came home to find me naked in your bed?
I wouldn't care, but my wife probably would.
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If you could do anything you wanted to do to your boss what would it be?
Get him a new truck, he really needs it.
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If I watch the inauguration only because Barack Obama is black, and I wouldn't normally watch it because I didn't support him in the election (If McCain won, I wouldn't watch his inauguration because I didn't support him either), does that make me racist?
It depends on whether you are watching for the historical significane of it or you are watching it while wearing your Black Panther beret.
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How do i turn my man on when he's asleep on the couch next to me?
From a man's perspective, I have to agree with most of these people and say that suprise oral would set the tone for post nap activities, that kind of stuff makes me hard enough to pound concrete nails.
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Can you describe your father in one word?
Absent.
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Should I take the post 9/11 GI Bill or should i do the Vocational Rehabilitation with the Veterans Affairs? I don't get it are they the same thing? Should I just forget about the whole thing?
Voc Rehab is a program where you get free school at a college or tech/professional school, usually for two years and you also get a stipend of an amount dependent on your pay grade when you left the military. You also get a government "internship" for which you are paid tax free money (usually minimum wage or close to it). With the GI Bill you get the stipend each month while you...
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Would you spank your child @ 15 y/o if he/she came home drunk & stumbling?
No, you make them mow the lawn. If it is winter time, you make them paint the inside of the garage, and when they get done, make them paint it back the same color it was when they started. You then make them wash your car as long as it's not too cold, if it's too cold, then they must clean the entire house. Once they are done with the house, they need to go around the yard picking...
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For those of you who consider being moderate...are you more of a republican or democrat?
I become less and less moderate every day. I see what the abject hypocracy in politics and it makes me cringe. The Bush Administration claims to be conservative, but is absolutely irresponsible and caves in to the democrats whims. The democrats claim to be for the people, but are for more and higher taxes and more and more aid to those who won't work. Yeah, they are for the people,...
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I am here because of all of you, so tell me why are you here?
I'm here to drink beer and kick ass, and it seems that I'm all out of beer.
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Which is better: cvs or rite aid? i would love the opinions of pharmacists and customers alike.
I would have to go with CVS, the Rite Aids in my area are kinda nasty.
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I saw UFO flying on the sky. Later it landed on my garden and alien walked towards me and asked me something. What do you think the alien asked me?
Do you have any more of that weed laced with acid and PCP?
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What do you think of the upcoming World Equestrian Games being held in Lexington, Ky?
The games will bring in tourist money and money from advertisers that wish to take advantage of this event. The money spent is an investment for a better future for the state's economy and Lexington's infrastructure upgrades will be a good thing, also.
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First thing that comes to mind when you hear "Kentucky."
Basketball.
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Is it wrong to have sex with your gf mother
Not if she's hot.
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Are Obama's cabinet picks the most diverse of any president elect?
If you mean diverse in the amounts and types of skeletons in their collective closets and the there is no way that any of them would get confirmed if they were a Republican's pick, then yes. I mean, the guy has chosen people who are under investigation for abuse of public office, tax evasion, Hillary Clinton (her offenses are too many to list), and a member of a socialist organization....
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My boyfriend asked me if I thought he is "bigger" then guys I have dated before. I didn't want to lie so, I said he was "small". He got upset and now I feel really bad. I don't like seeing him unhappy. How can I make him feel better?
Wow, talk about a question that one should not ask if they are not going to like the answer. Let him know that he gets your rocks off and that it is big enough, unless that is a lie, also. In that case, I can't help you.
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Is Listerine effective against head colds?
I think you are making a connection between alcohol and mouth wash in relieving cold symptoms. Yes, there is alchol in mouth wash, but it is not meant for consumption. A remedy I used to make is called a hot toddy, using whiskey, lemon juice, and honey. The lemon juice has vitamin c in it (but you are using a small amount) and coupled with the honey, it is supposed to take away from the...
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Do you believe Criss Angel's stunts are real?
I think he is an outstanding illusion artist, and I would love to see his live show, but as for his stunts being "real" no, but they are "real" good illusions. Some of the things on Mind Freak are pretty easy to figure out and could only be done in the medium of film, but others are slight of hand taken to the most extreme degree.
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Whats your favorite college football team. American football.
The Alabama Crimson Tide, followed closely by the Notre Dame Fighting Irish.
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How would you feel if your 18 year old son just told you he signed up for the US Marines and gets on the bus in two weeks? What can I say to him?
I would let him know that I love him and am very proud of him and that if he needs anything that I would be there for him. I would pray every night that he and all of his comrades in arms of all branches be safe through their everyday lives and combat situations. Worry not, whatever will be will be. I am a former US Army Infantryman and OIF veteran, whether or not we held personal religious...
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What would be a really bad name for a birth control device?
Melvin, that's a terrible name for anyone or anything.
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Can a police officer pull you over without a reason? In other words, does an officer need probable cause to pull someone over, or can they literally pull over anyone they want anytime?
In most places, police have to have reasonable suspicion that some type of law or ordinance has been broken to stop you, or if your vehicle matches a vehicle description from a crime, you can also be pulled over.
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How can i get over my fear of oral sex?
Practice, practice, practice and more practice! Maybe try the 69 position, I think you will find it more appealing when you are also being pleasured.
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Yes or No: Should an immigrant be required to know basic English in order to live in the US?
They should have to learn our language to become a citizen of our country. I believe that all business transactions and official documents should be in English, no exceptions.
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Name a food that is NOT good eaten with soup?
Stawberry ice cream.
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Am I wrong to hate black men? I am a black woman..and I think white men are the best..(no offense just my opinion)...I dont think I can ever fall in love with a black man.
Hate is kind of a strong word, I think you are trying to say that you prefer white men. I say, if it floats your boat, then set sail.
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Can you name a song title or artist that contains the number 9?
99 ways to die- Megadeth.
Nine Inch Nails
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I stop many off-duty soldiers for speeding. many tell me they are about to be deployed. we are talking 85 to 90 mph in a 55 zone. is a warning sufficient or should a citation be issued?
I hadn't been back from Iraq for more than a week or so when I was pulled over and cited for 85 in a 55, so why not cite others. I was not paying attention to how fast I was going, but I was intentionally speeding (but not wanting to go that fast). When asked, I told the officer that I was going 84 or 85, and instead of writing me for 30 over, he knocked it down to 23 over, so I...
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What movies made you cry?
Radio (Cuba Gooding Jr. and Ed Harris) about James "Radio" Kennedy of Anderson, SC. It is an absolutely heartwarming tale. I also cried at the end of 8 Seconds (Steven Baldwin and Luke Perry) the story of Lane Frost.
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Why do Democrats like lying Sociapaths?
The fact is that the liberals will say or do anything to get elected and force their will on us. This video is an example of their hipocracy. Now that they are in control of things they seek to foment that control. Recently Nancy Pelosi and the Democrats have made so called "Poison Pills" no longer acceptable to defeat legislation, which tears away any power that the opposition...
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Is it illegal to have a firearm at home to protect your property and family? I don't own a gun, but live in a rough neighborhood.
Get a pistol or shotgun that you are comfortable with, and can store away from children, but still get to and do what you must. I, personally have 3 pistols, an automatic .40 cal and a .44 magnum revolver for myself, and a .380 for my wife. If someone breaks in here, they will regret it.
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How do i go about setting up a meth lab?
First step, tie a large brick around your neck.
Second step, find a nice tall bridge with deep water under it.
Step three, and this is the most important one, jump off of the tall bridge and sink to the bottom. Minus 2, and damn I wish I could take away more.
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When will we realize that in these modern times war is not an option any more,and peace is the only way for world issues?
Once it stops raining rainbows and gumdrops in your home country of Imaginationland. Human beings are driven to compete for resources, whether it be basic needs or advanced economic resources, people by nature will quarrel over things. Harsh words lead to guns and missiles being pointed, and eventually to war. War sucks, I've been there, but I see no way of ending it in the future....
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Would the jews be able to continue their atrocities against Palestine & other neighbors in the Middle East if they weren't always backed up and armed by The USA.
What are your thoughts on the continuing slaughter of 100's of babies by jewish IDF in Gaza
What a crock of propaganda! It is sad if any innocent person, especially a young one dies in a combat situation, but when terrorists hide and are invited to hide within the civilian populace and launch their attacks from there, then it is that populace that has brought steel rain upon itself. If the Palestinian populace would renounce terrorism, and kick the terrorists out of their homes,...
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How george w bush got mojority votes in second election even after lots of controversies?
The name George W. Bush should be in caps and your broken English question points to you not having it as a first language or having sniffed too many markers in school. The bottom line answer to your question is that he did a pretty good job in his first term and the Democrats put Herman Munster up against him. John F(ing) Kerry has even less personality that Al Gore. The only reason he...
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I got a ticket from a cop that was estimating my speed no radar or laser was used. I would like to fight this ticket and beat it any tips
Check your state's speeding statute and I would bet that the police are allowed to pace or can write you a speeding ticket on estimation, if not, then you have a defense. The officer could have also written you on Too Fast for Conditions, in that case, you could be done in and it would be best to ask for traffic school.
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My husband loves oral sex, but he thinks it's gross to do a women. WTF! I am very clean and fresh down there, but he can't bring himself to do it. I love it and the one time he did it he really got into it. What can I do to make him like it?
Make it quid pro quo...literal meaning, this for that. Tell him that you will only do him if he does you, or that you'll only do it 69. That would probably be best, because the better job he does, then you can enhance your performance. I have had women that I have gone down on give me the best effort that they have ever given in their lives when they go down on me, because I get their...
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How can you make your spouse make love with you? My fiance thinks I am a sex addict, because of my past and I don't like it. So yeah, point is he won't make love to me. =0(
Is he really old or something? When my wife and I got together we did it as much as possible...good thing because now with three kids we never get to do it. It's only natural to do it a bunch when you are young.
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Will America's foreign policy improve under the new president, Obama?
If you call letting the Europeans and the UN dictate what our policy should be then yes, but if you favor independence, then probably not. Let us hope for the best out of Mr. Obama. I think it is unfair to put all of these expectations on him, he is only a man, not some sort of God. I just pray that his liberal leanings do not cause us to cow to the spineless bastards that they have running...
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Are professional athletes paid too much?
As long as owners are willing to shell out the money and people are willing to pay the price to sit in the seat, then no. It is called the free market, supply and demand determine salary for these guys. Who knows what the future holds for major sports salaries with the economy like it is, but I think it will either level out or drop for a good while.
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Which is correct? my mom and me or my mom and I?
My mother and I would be correct.
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Is Whiteboy a racist name?
I think that tone and context mean more than words.
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CAN YOU MAKE A MAN ORGASM BY LICKING JUST TIP OF HIS PENIS WITH THE TIP OF YOUR TOUNGE?
It may take a while, but I'd have to say yes, because that's where the largest concentration of nerve endings are in the penis.
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4 words you wanted to hear after sex
"I'll make some pancakes." LOL!
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On the Kinsey scale, 1 being exclusively heterosexual and 6 being exclusively homosexual, what rating would you say you were?
I'm a 1.235374839028374 to be exact according to the computers at NASA.
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I have repeatedly found pornography in my husband's computer. When I talk to him about it he apologizes says he won't do it again, but today I found some again. What should I do?
Don't look at his computer.
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If I offered you 1,000,000.00 in Cash or the chance to have sex with anyone you wanted, which would you pick?
I'll take the money, it lasts a lot longer, plus if you are that hard up, you can pay someone who looks just like them to have sex with you or if the one you want isn't rich, then they have their price.
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If someone breaks into my house, is it legal for me to kill them, or cause severe bodily harm?
It depends on your state's law, in my state we have what is called the Castle Doctrine which allows one to use deadly physical force during a break in. We have had an incident where a person was kicking another's door trying to get in, and unbeknownst to the occupant of the house the guy was just confused and intoxicated and at the wrong house. The occupant of the house warned the...
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If a stranger sitting next to you on the bus sneezes and you say "God bless you" and they reply "excuse me but i'm an athiest(sp?)" would you be offended in any way?
That's ok, He believes in you...but that would be politically incorrect of you, and I say screw political correctness. If someone takes offense to you giving them a blessing and well wishes of your beliefs, then they are an idiot. If I were around someone who is Hindu and they said "Krishna bless you" (I don't know what they would say, I'm making it up) when I...
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What word best describes your world view? (Take the quiz)
Fearless, but I figured mine should be asshole.
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How can someone be against War and for Abortion?
Your question makes no sense, war and abortion have no correlation. I can't say that I'm against the war, but I am against the way we were prosecuting it for the longest time. At this point, our troops are pulling out of the cities and letting the Iraqis take responsibility, one more step towards our forces being out of Iraq with the exception of QRF peacekeeping rotations out in...
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What are your thoughts on abortion and do you think you should tell someone you love if you've had one?
When used simply because the woman does not want a baby, it is bad, but to save the woman's life or health or in cases of rape or incest, then it is acceptable to me. I believe that life begins at the moment of conception, or the quickening if you will, and that to terminate that without good cause is immoral. We have people in the US going abroad to adopt children in shady deals in...
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How soon before the entire Democrat party implodes due to its corruption?
As long as they have the media in the tank, they can go on for a long time, because people tend to believe the lies that they hear from TV and Hollywood.
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What Southern-Rock bands do you like?
Lynyrd Skynyrd, Marshall Tucker Band, Allman Brothers, ZZ Top, 3 Doors Down, .38 Special...the list goes on and on.
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If your 19 yr old son, who moved out when he was 17 was arrested for the fourth time within the last year & 1/2. First two times for assault and once for drugs and now for grand larceny and resisting arrest. Would you help him with bail? Or tough love?
Tough love, I'd say "Pay the piper, and I'll help you when you get out, as long as you are serious about turning your life around."
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If a woman is beaten by her partner and does not leave immediately, are any subsequent beatings she might endure her fault, or somehow deserved, for having stayed in the relationship?
Not just no, but HELL NO! Put that bag of excrement in jail.
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Can you get a ticket for turning on a red light if there is no turning on red sign
If there is a city ordinance or state law against turning on red in the place where you were pulled over, then yes, you can be cited for it. If you are not from that area and this is the case (assuming you made a complete stop prior to turning) then you can just let the prosecutor know that you are not from there and that it is permissible to turn on red where you are from, it will most likely...
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Is using a cell phone while your driving ilegal where you live? The law just passed here.
No, but it should be.
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Have you run out of fingers and toes to count past sexual partners and can you remember all of them the way most of us can?
I would need several other people's fingers and toes, and I didn't know some of the women's names to begin with, but each I treated each one like she was special even though some of us didn't even have language in common. Ahh, the life of a single soldier, but I've been married for 7 years now and have 3 little boys. I've been with her and only her for that time.
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Do Muslims believe in Freedom of Speech
I would venture to say that as long as it does not violate the country's religious law, then freedom of speech is granted.
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What is your favorite all time movie and why is it your favorite?
I would have to go with either "The Boodock Saints" or "The Quiet Man".
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Do you think when people say happy holidays that they are being considerate of all religions? or are they just trying to be neutral or politically correct?
I think they are watering down the purpose of Christmas, which is to celebrate the birth of Jesus Christ. People, some 87% of Americans identify themselves as Christians, let us have our holiday back. If a person comes up to me and says Happy Chaunukah, I do not take offense, because they are wishing me happiness and good fortune in accordance with their religious conviction. Why can you not...
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What is your favorite Christmas song?
Joy to the World.
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How do you explain to your child(ren), how Santa can deliver all the Christmas presents in one evening?
Magic, and I use the example of the train from "The Polar Express" making it to the North Pole in 5 minutes, so they buy it...for now.
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What is the worst movie sequel ever that the first movie was a hit?
Speed 2...I wish that everyone associated with that one would get kicked in the crotch by a mule, except for the very hot Sandra Bullock, I have my own punishment in mind for her.
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Do you like Shakira?
She is hotter than Georgia asphalt. It's just a plus that she can sing. I don't care much for her style of music, but she can straight stop traffic.
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What is your number?
In the words of Ted "Theodore" Logan and Bill S. Preston, esquire, "Sixty nine, dude!"
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What are some good songs to play while making love?
Anything by Pantera.
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This guy tolled every1 he did then he asked me out and i said no cos a was out with someone thn he tolled a mate that he need to get over me cos am to gd for him now he out with my mate but i like him a lot do u think he still likes me n wot should i do
I know what you could do....learn to spell.
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What is your fondest memory from when you were living in your college dorm?
A 3 hour marathon with my girlfriend.
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Have you ever seen the Nutcracker Ballet?
I've never seen it, but I've heard the music, and it is beautiful.
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What are the risks of taking steroids?
All of the things listed by the other people, and don't forget jail, because steroids are illegal in the US.
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Can I raid your refrigerator?
Knock yourself out, all you will get is frozen macaroni and cheese and diet pepsi...the former keeps the kids alive, the latter keeps me alive.
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Do you trust mainstream news?
Not in the least, they only report what they want to to forward their agenda.
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What do you think is overrated?
This question.
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If you could meet one person in the Bible other than Jesus who would that person be and why?
I would have to say Pharoah, so I could kick him in the junk.
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Why did God make it so the Tree of Life was even capable of making Adam & Eve sin in the first place?
For there to be true compliance, there has to be the opportunity to do wrong, and the integrity to do the right thing when you think no one is looking.
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My cat is extremely sick and i dont know what to do because i cant afford the vet he has been lying around doind nothing for the past week and it just keeps getting worse he wont leave his spot he hasnt eaten or gone to the bathroom in four days.help?
I have heard that many times when a Siamese gets sick, they will just give in, lay down, and die. Your cat doesn't happen to be Siamese, does it? Regardless of that unconfirmed 3rd party information, you need to get to a vet immediately. I am not a cat person, I have a beautiful Boxer named Maggie, and if I had to sell one of my kidneys to save her, I would.
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Who do you think is the most overrated singer or entertainer in general?
U2/Bono, they are both vastly overrated, in my opinion.
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Why did God create the Serpent that tempted Adam and Eve in the first place?
The best way I know how to answer that question is with another question. How can there be true good without evil? One can't measure good without bad, kind of a Newtonian thing, but each force has it's opposite.
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According to evolution, do you believe that human got evolved from monkey ? if yes, what happened the the creature in the middle between monkeys and people?
I believe in Theistic Evolution, we may have evolved from an earlier species, but with the help of God.
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Does the Bible teach total abstinence from alcoholic beverages? Gene Getz, author of "The Measure of a Man" claims that it does not.
All they drank in the Bible was wine and water, and water turned into wine. I think that one should not be a glutton with it, but I've broken that rule in the past, though I don't drink at all anymore.
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Why was I banned? I tried to make my answers helpful and intelligent. So why was I banned?
Because you are a foul racist.
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In your opinion are prays meant to worship god, ask for something, or just have a talk?
I use prayer to thank God for the blessings and opportunities in my life, and for helping me overcome my obstacles, I pray for him to bless our troops, our leaders, my extended family, and those who risk their lives to make the lives of others better and safer. I ask Him for forgiveness for my large amounts of sin, and at times I ask Him for favors (even though I know that His will shall be...
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What do you think of the practice of calling 1 gay partner the "husband" and the other the "wife" since they're the same sex?
Who gives a shit?
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What is included in a standard US army care package?
The most important thing to a soldier is Copenhagen, you can also add in Cheeseit Crackers, a new deck of cards, a handheld game like Yahtzee. Magazines are nice, and so are books, but remember the Copenhagen (original fine cut) because it is better than money.
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Where did the stock character of the NYC cop with an Irish accent originate?
The reason that Bulldog gave is accurate, and since there was a high amount of Irish immigrants who were arrested both the driver and occupants of the Police Wagon were many times Irish, hence the term Paddy Wagon.
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Do you have a "beware of dog" sign in your yard?
Mine says "beware of owner".
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Can we stop Carlos Mencia?
Probably not, since he is very funny. Yes, I know that he steals some of his material, but his delivery is great and I enjoy his routine and his show.
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I'll take _____ for $500 Alex?
Your wallet...lol.
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Will the downturn in the economy lead to an upturn in the crime rate?
It's going to be hard to tell what the factor for a rising crime rate is as our society degenerates, criminal activity is seen as acceptable. Hence the outcries over theives being imprisoned, you hear all the time that "it was only his first offense" and "it's not like he committed a violent crime" and things of that nature. I think that society and the economy...
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What do you consider a liberal myth?
That man made Global Warming is real.
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Stop right there! I gotta know right now! before we go any further, do you love me?
So now I'm praying for the end of time, to hurry up and arrive, cause if I gotta spend another minute with you, I don't really thing that I can survive! I'll never break my promise or forget my vow, but God only knows what I could do right now!
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Descibe How you personally felt about this year's Election in One Word!
Google it First! That always Help Me! =)
http://www.residentevil.com/5/kijuju/?fbid=na1rQvktTkC#
Disappointed.
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How do you tell time at Michael Jackson's house?
When the big hand touches the little hand, it's time to go to bed, and when the big hand gets cuffed behind the back, it's time to go to jail.
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Capitalism without bankruptcy is like religion without sin. Agree or disagree and why?
I get the analogy, but I liken capitalism to natural selection more than religion. The companies that cannot produce a profit go extinct and newer more robust companies take their place in the food chain. For the record I am a Christian that beleives in the theory of evolution...theistic evolution.
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Should a Muslim woman be required to remove her Hijab before entering a US courtroom or taking her license photo....
If those are the rules, then those are the rules. If you don't want to follow them, then there are alternatives, stay away from court rooms or go to another country. Part of being an American is respecting and obeying American Law, if you can't do that, then leave. Americans as visitors in other countries respect the local custom and law, by and large, and when they don't,...
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I rec'd a tkt for failing to stop at stop sign--$185 fine and paid adm fee for traffic school--& just rec'd another for speeding--$300 fine, 25m over limit. Better to get the speeding tkt off my record (clean last 30yrs) or does it matter? I'm in CA.
What you may be able to do is go to the prosecutor (if the two offenses occurred in the same jurisdication) and get the stop sign violation merged with the speeding, and go to traffic school for the speeding violation. If not, get the speeding knocked off, insurance companies are going to filet you for 25 over.
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What was the very first video ever played on MTV?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XWtHEmVjVw8
Here's the answer, in link form!
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I rec'd a tkt for failing to stop at stop sign--$185 fine and paid adm fee for traffic school--& just rec'd another for speeding--$300 fine, 25m over limit. Better to get the speeding tkt off my record (clean last 30yrs) or does it matter? I'm in CA.
It depends on when the speeding ticket was issued in relation to the stop sign violation, because most states will not let you go to traffic school if the second violation is within one year of the first. If you can go, I would advise going, because your insurance rate can be adversely affected.
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"Global Warming" Hype or Reality
It's funny that the average temperature has not risen in over 10 years and it has actually lowered two years running. Man made global warming is a farce and a con, BUT THAT DOES NOT MEAN WE SHOULD ABUSE THE ENVIRONMENT! We should look for cleaner resources such as hydrogen powered cars and solar powered homes, but oil and coal have to be a bridge to get us there. A lab cannot come up...
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Who would you rather watch a game of football with George W. Bush, Barack Obama or John McCain?
George Bush, I bet he's a Cowboys fan, as am I.
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Would you rather have george bush or hitler as a neighbor?
George Bush would be a great neighbor, plus his daughters are hot. He seems to be the kind of guy you could go fishing with and drink a beer or two.
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MEN ONLY: If you could, would you give yourself a blowjob? Have you?
I would never leave the house.
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Everytime i give my boyfriend a bj, i lose my mood, how do i stay in the mood and give him a bj?
Make him talk about how great it feels, or 69 dude!
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Why is Paul McCartney barefoot on the cover of Abbey Road? Is there a story behind it?
I've always heard that it is because he is obsessed with his own death, and that people are generally buried barefoot.
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Would you ever stop a woman making you have a 3some with you and 2 women. and why
No, because I'm not stupid.
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Why don't I have many friends?
Because you never shower, and your breath stinks...and those are your good qualities. J/K. You are probably not very outgoing, maybe socially awkward.
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Do you agree with these smoking bans in bars and restaurants.? shouldnt they have a seperate room to accomidate smokers?
I think that the restraunts and bars should not have to accomodate at all, but it would be smart for the owners of bars to put something up. I don't actually agree with banning smoking in bars, because when you go to a bar it is expected, and something that you just have to deal with.
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What is Paris Hilton's middle name?
Dirtbag-Slut?
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The TV I'm trying to hook up my PS2 to doesn't have the 3 video and audio plugs (red, yellow, white). How can I hook it up through my VCR?
If you have a PS-1 you can use the cable hook up for it to hook to your PS 2 to your tv.
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Does a lot of beer help pass a marijuana drug test?
Go for it! I hear that massive amounts of cocaine will mask the weed in your system, too...try that one right before you get in there to pee!
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How might a guy go about telling his "significant other" that he isn't adequately fit down below?
You might want to rephrase your question if you can, it makes it look like you think your boyfriend has a small penis. Onward to answering your question as best I can, I would let her know during a conversation that relates to sex, you have to steer the banter that way and let her know, because you don't just want to drop that one on her at the supper table, she might choke on a carrot....
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I've got a question esp for men. If a man prefers to have sex from behind (I don't mean anal), is it because he doesn't like the front side of his woman, is it because if feels nicer from the back or is it because he wants to think of some other woman?
He must like "doggy" either because he gets enjoyment out of it or he thinks that you get more out of it (I would probably lean towards this one, because men are very insecure about giving pleasure).
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Do you love to ask questions, answer, or comment?
I liken myself to being one of the old guys who sit in the balcony on the Muppet Show.
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This used to be a ________, but now its full of_______ ________.
place of learning.....extreme liberals forcing their doctrine on others.
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Whats the fastest MPH you have ever gone in a car?
Not sure, but somewhere between 110 and 120.
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Is a police officer in Texas required to ask for proof of liability insurance?
Maybe not by state law (I don't know Texas law), but definitely by department policy and procedures. Police are also trained to ask for that info in the academy.
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Who would win this cat fight: Nancy Grace or Sarah Palin?
I would have to go with Sarah Palin, and say that I would like to see it Miller Lite commercial style in a nearly knee deep fountain.
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If you could make your own flavor of ice cream, what would it be?
Poon tang.
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Who kill JFK we know by todays standard the Magic Bullet idea is BS? SO who really did kill JFK? 1 shooter or more how many if more than 1?
Computer analysis and common sense show that Oswald definitively could have been a solo shooter and that the "magic" bullet wasn't so magic, it was a matter of elevations of the governor and the President. Oswald shot President Kennedy from 275 feet, not an amazing feat of marksmanship and the slowed down footage shows that the last bullet struck in the back of the head because...
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Is Bisexuality a turn-on or a turn-off?
Sha-wing!
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Is being too emotional ,a weakness?
You have already deemed it a weakness with your qualifier "too" meaning excessively. I think that being "too" anything is a weakness of sorts.
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There are two lanes : lane 1 merges into lane 2 which lane has to yield?
Lane one has to yield, because that is apparently the lane that ends.
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Do you feel like having sex right now?
I'm a guy, so of course.
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Are you normally horny or normally not?
All day, everyday.
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Would you prefer fish or steak for your next dinner meal?
A nice sirloin (8 to 10 oz) medium rare, with a loaded baked potato.
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What is the address to mail a ticket payment in Illinois, Cook County?
After January 20th it will be:
POTUS Barack Obama
1600 Pennsylvania Ave
Washington D.C. 20006
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Hi im trying to spice up my sex life and was wondering if anybody has sugestions on other positions or websites i can go on
Try the hucklebuck.
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If my rabbt has red eyes, what kind of rabbit is it?
I would say a tasty one, but I'd get dg'ed. I have seen many tame rabbits that have red eyes, I am positive that it is pretty common, but as for what breed, I cannot help you there.
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Can you give three questions about critism
Is it the study of critters?
How many people belong to this movement?
Does the total IQ of those who belong to this movement add up to more than 56?
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Do you feel that organizations like the NAACP and the ACLU do more harm or more good?
I think that the ACLU is more negative than the NAACP. The NAACP's mission is to protect the rights of black people, and when there is a violation of rights, then they are needed and have my support. They do go off the deep end from time to time, but who doesn't. The ACLU, on the other hand, seems to exist for the sole purpose of suppressing the rights of the vast majority and...
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What is the first word that comes to your mind using the first letter "F"?
Aside from the obvious, failure.
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If invited ........ would you travel with aliens to their world and stay there for one year?
Yes, to conquer them and make them bend to my will...actually they'd probably just zap me to dust with their particle beam pistols and call it a day, so on second thought, no.
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If you were cought masterbating what exscuse would you use
Bad monkey, if you don't lay down, I'm going to beat you till you puke!
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What would be the consequences of nuking china?
1. Being nuked back.
2. The environmental impact, of powerful nuclear explosions would have an adverse effect on weather and environmental quality.
3. Unrest here at home due to the protest of a great many Chinese Americans.
4. There would be a world wide toy shortage.
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Is it true that a state trooper cannot issue a ticket if he is not wearing his hat because that means he is not in uniform?
That's just silly.
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I asked a stranger, "What time is it?" what did she tell me?
Time for you to get a watch, asshole. What do I look like to you, Big Ben? What does a dirty ass hippie like you need to know what time it is anyway, it's not 4:20, so it shouldn't matter because you don't have a job. Your father was a hamster, and your mother smelled of elderberries. Now go away, or I shall taunt you a second time!
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How do you imagine Iran?
As a somber place where you fear for your life if you are not in lock step with the leaders of the government. A place where free speach, freedom of religion, freedom in general is stifled. It is a place full of history, but it is too dangerous for a non-Muslim to go to. That's how I see the place.
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What is emo?
I've often wondered that, myself.
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What is better: Sweet 'n' Sour chicken or Spicy chicken?
Sweet and sour, hands down!
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What occupies the greatest volume 1g of ice, 1g of liquid water or 1g of water vapor?
Water vapor, because the atoms are more loosely bonded in vapor form, therefore spread out.
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MY BOYFRIEND HITS ME WHAT SHOULD I DO
Get away from him, call the police, get an epo, go to your court date and get the epo turned into a dvo. Find someone who will respect you and treat you like a human being and find happiness.
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Which car color is best for Toyota Camry?
Orange, like the General Lee, but you could call it the Admiral Yamamoto!
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Will you submit a humorous answer even though you know it will get you humorless negative points?
Yes, I will. I find that many people on here take themselves way too seriously, so I throw in humor to mess with them.
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Is your family more like the Waltons, the Huxtables, the Brady Bunch, or the Simpsons?
Simpsons, only with 3 Barts and no Lisa.
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Where s the last place on earth that you would like to go?
Iran.
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What would you do if a Nuclear blast happen?
Probably shit my pants then become vapor.
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Do you love Jesus and does your life reflect him?
I do love Jesus, but though I may try, my life does not always reflect His teachings. I am far from perfect and shall remain so, but I do repent my sins and lay my life before Him, and beg for His mercy for the myriad of wrongs I have done.
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I what to fuck my friend she wants to fuck me but i can never get the time to get away from my girl friend how do i get the time
You can start by ending the relationship with your girlfriend, because cheating is not cool, then you can do your friend all you want.
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Where were you on Sept. 11 when the 2001 terrorist attacks were commited?
I had just gotten done showering after P.T. that morning and was in my brigade's dining facility at Ft. Campbell, KY. There were televisions mounted on the walls and Sportscenter was on, they were replaying the footage of the ex-Denver Broncos wide receiver Ed McCaffrey breaking his leg and one of the cooks came out into the dining room and switched the channel. Everyone was pissed and...
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Whats your favourite song of all time?
I'd go with Simple Man by Lynyrd Skynyrd.
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Whats the penalty for stealing internet
It is theft, plain and simple, more specifically it is theft of services, so it depends on how long you have been doing it and how much the service costs.
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What is your favorite NFL team?
The Dallas Cowboys since I was 3 years old (32 years now).
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How do i get a copy of the radar that the police claim was my speed?
You would have to ask at the time that you were cited, in some jurisdictions they are required to show you your speed reading if the conditions are safe to do so, but in others they are not...depends on where you are.
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What is the best item to order from Taco Bell?
A side order of Tums.
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What's your preferred term for "sexual intercourse"?
Puddin'.
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Does your job require you to deal directly with the public?
Just about all the time.
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Do any women in New Jersey have the guts to kick me in the balls? I bet $200 that no women have the guts to kick me in the nuts without feeling bad about it. The same day that happens is the same day I'll put on panties and dance to a Britney Spears song!
That's a bold statement. I would bet that half the women in New Jersey would kick you in the balls, hit you in the face with a lead pipe, and steal your wallet.
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When was the last time Auburn, Tennessee, Michigan and Notre Dame all had losing seasons in the same year?
I don't really care about Michigan, it makes me feel kind of bad that Notre Dame has had such a rotten season, but I smile every time I think of Auburn and Tennessee having losing records. ROLL TIDE!
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I was ticketed for driving with an expired registration. The car is titled in my husband's name and I normally do not drive his car. The fine is $146. What are my chances of getting this fine dropped or decreased?
At least in my area, as long as you get the vehicle registered before the court date, the charge will be dropped, unless there was some extenuating circumstance such as the plates being expired for a few years or something.
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Would you mix your genes with an alien to save the human race?
As long as she was like one of Captain Kirk's aliens, maybe smooth, green skin, with 3 or 4 boobs. I'd definitely do my part. Ha!!!
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Should morals be taught in the classroom?
Everywhere one goes, they are learning about morals and mores. I think that the main source of morals should be the home. Mores are a different story, because society unconsciously determines (or at least should) what is accepted and what it not. I think that there is too much "engineering" going on with that, today.
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Since it's Xmas (sic), here's the first of 5 special number-related questions. What springs to mind when I mention the number sixty four?
64 + 5 = 69...my mind is in the gutter.
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Do you guys prefer blows jobs or hand jobs?
Blow job with a bit of a hand job mixed in, and don't forget the intense eye contact.
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What is the thing saying that on the radio democrats and republicans should each have the same amount of time to talk
If the "Fairness Doctrine" is adopted, will conservatives get equal time in the television and print medias? I think not, it is just another attempt by the left to wipe out anyone who has a dissenting opinion. Does anyone remember "Radio America"? I don't think it exists anymore, but it was a failed attempt by the left to counter Limbaugh, Hannity, Levine...
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Have you ever got up to sing karaoke in a room full of people?
FREE BIRD!!!! Actually I have sang quite a few songs on karaoke. The most memorable was in Sonju Ri South Korea, a buddy of mine and I were plowed and in a karaoke bar that had a bank of 13" tv screens that showed naked women. We did a drunken duet on 'Home Sweet Home' and ended up singing about the images we saw on the screens. Long story short, we got kicked out.
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Apparently, water will not quench the heat of the spicy food you eat. What will do the job better than water? What will quench the spiciness best?
I've been told that sugar does a pretty good job.
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How do you feel about people who try to have sex with you on the first date?
Back when I was dating, that was what I was looking for, so it was good. I'd even come back for seconds because I liked the path of least resistance.
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Whats a nice way to tell a girl to shave down there?
Make it part of a sexual encounter. Present her with a razor and some shaving gel. Let her do you first, and then mow that lawn.
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My girlfrand said she bord and wants dick now.what is a girl to do .do i let her and say on the side for it not my cup of tea.i whant here to be happy and all but i can not see me in a 3 some that way........
If she wants you involved, then watch, or maybe direct. That, or you could buy a strap on and give her a meat substitute.
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Do guys really enjoy anal sex with women or do they do it just for kicks?
It is the naughtiness that gets guys off, and the sensation is different, so it is good, as long as the women likes it, too.
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Do guys like it when I lick that spot between their balls and their anus...it used to drive my ex wild, just wondering if other guys like it?
Very much so...do that, and I'm your personal slave.
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IF you were called to serve in the military over in iraq, what would you do?
I already have, and I was an Infantryman.
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Is Obama in any danger of assasination?
I seriously doubt if anyone could mount any type of attack on President Elect Obama and have it come anywhere near successful. Those who would try such a thing based on race are pretty well monitored, so I feel confident that he will be ok. I may not like his politics, but I certainly hope that he remains well, for his own personal sake and the sake of the nation itself. I hope that he...
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What does it mean when during sex his penis keeps coming out?
He thinks it's longer than it is...lol. Sometimes when you get into it and start going hard, that happens, and sometimes with catastophic consequences, because the dirt hole is right near the honey hole, and an unprepped intrusion into the dirt hole can be quite painful from my understanding.
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Do men like it when I caress their balls while he's hittin it from the back?
Yes, I like any touching of my balls (except when it is a smack or something that hurts).
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Gentlemen, do you shave your legs?
No...but...well, you know.
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Is it a reliable cue that liar always look to the left? What is the logic behind?
There are tons of different cues that would tell you that a person is lying. What you are thinking of is a tell. When person A lies, they always look to the left, when person B lies, they always rub their left pointer finger and thumb together. Of course a person might not have any indication that they are lying, but end up lying throught their teeth to you, usually these are compulsive...
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What is your favorite Sandra Bullock movie? Why? How about your least favorite Sandra Bullock movie? Why?
My favorite has to be Demolition Man, because it was a pretty exciting story and she looked hot (Practical Magic would be a close second because it was funny and she was hot).
My least favorite has to be 28 Days because it just plain sucked, but on a good note, she was still hot in it.
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I got a ticket for going 105mph on a 70mph highway.... what can happen??? its my first time, will i got to jail, get my license suspended, a point on my record or jus a big fine?
If you didn't go straight to jail, then you won't. You'll probably have to pay a fine, most likely charge will be reckless driving, depends on your state how many points you get. I'd plead for mercy, cause if you don't you are going to get slammed.
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I love cheese, but it makes me fat. Anyone else have this problem?
Cheese is good. Cheddar, Swiss, Colby...name it.
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Does madonna look good at 50 years old?
She is a skank. I bet her hoo haa smells like burnt tires.
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What do you think "Stonehenge" was used for?
It was the stage for the pre-historic world series of poker.
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Whats the longest you've went without having sex... Besides when you were a virgin. Mine was 79 days. And I did not do it on purpose >.<
Get married and have kids, then you will feel my pain. I get it about twice a year these days.
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How does one actually bring up the topic of being fuck buddies? There's a few girl acquaintances I know are attracted to me but I'm not sure how I transition to fuck buddy. How do I make it happen?
I don't think that you bring it up, I think it just sort of happens.
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How do I become better at giving my boyfriend oral?
He's going to love my answer...practice, practice, practice! You could also rent a porn dvd and try and emulate some of the things that the women do on it. Keep in mind that they are pros and you probably won't be able to do it as well as they can, but it could give you some pointers.
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How many one night stands have you had?
Too many to count, but if I had to put a number on it, I'd say not less than 30. Ahh the life of a soldier....drunken debauchery.
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My daughter was at the put in the hospital for some injuries. DCS took custody of her beacuse they just assumed me and her father abused her. They have no evidence of this. Now they said we couldnt have any contact. Is this against the law%
If they suspect abuse, then no. Remember that like you, they have your daughter's best interest in mind. They have to investigate any suspicion or allegation of abuse. In the end, when no abuse is found, they will apologize and bow out. If you've done nothing wrong, then you have nothing to worry about.
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Will the Detroit Lions win a game in the 2008-09 season?
Probably not, but when you draft as poorly as they have for the past 10 years or so, then it makes it hard to win.
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The father of my unborn child has told me he wants to terminate all his rights to the child because he is married and already has kids and does not want to mess it up with a kid he does not know. How is that done in Georgia?
Two words for you: CHILD SUPPORT. One word for him: ASSHOLE!
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What do you do when your horney and alone
Stimulate the economy by using kleenex and internet porn.
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Am i a bad person...?.. i have a boyfriend but i sleep with someone elss and the other person is who i rather sleep wiht...
You need to either stop scrumping other people or break up with him, so that he can go find someone who will be loyal.
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Are diet sodas disgusting to you?
I actually prefer Diet Pepsi and Coke Zero to the regular sodas. The regualars are too sweet, so I find the diets to be much better. Diet Big K (Kroger) actually tastes just like Diet Pepsi to me, so I'm all about the cheap. As for Diet Coke, not so much, it has a dish water flavor to me.
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My dog is very obediant, but when it comes to goin on a dog walk he really pull's when he's on the lead all the time, my mum has tried everying! does anyone have any idea's on what i can do?
A choke chain can train a dog that if he/she pulls too hard on the leash, then they will get choked. I have a very stubborn Boxer named Maggie, and I didn't have a good view of choke chains until I started walking her. She wants to go after every animal she sees, hears, or smells, and it helped her, so it could be an option for you.
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What is another word for ask?
Inquire.
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Is it a crime to pay someone to orchestrate a situation in which you would be able to sexually assault another person?
Yes, it is called criminal cospiracy, both of you would be guilty of that. You would be guilty of some sort of rape (depends on what you did). Depending on your sentence, the other would get one step lower, so if you got a class a felony, they would get a class b felony.
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My girlfriend cheated on me, while rolling on ex. I told her she should not do it. I love this girl with all my heart and I forgave her. But the issue is she got pregnant that night... I do not want to leave her, but am really confused! I need some advise
If you haven't ditched her already, you need to do so. If she has a sister that is of age, do her, if not and her mother is hot, do her, do her best friend and her worst enemy at the same time, video tape all of this and send it to her. She got drugged up and cheated on you, she'll obviously do it again and again if you don't get rid of her now. Of course I'm at least...
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Why is it called black friday?
It's called Black Friday, because in financial speak, when you make a profit you are "in the black" and when you are losing money you are "in the red". The day after Thanksgiving is such a busy shopping day (as is the rest of the period leading up to Christmas), that it is considered that it is the time where major retailers make their profit for the year.
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How can i search for best teaching jobs with in the city?
Do you mean within?
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Isn't it hypocritical to say Bestiality is wrong because there is no consent (while the animal "seems" to like it) and still do things like eat meat, go hunting, ride horses and keep animals as pets?
Good God, no. It is not whether or not the animal can consent (even the smartest of animals have a intelligence level of a 3 year old human), it is absolutely immoral to have sex with an animal. Jeeze, that's disgusting, MINUS 2, and if I could go further, I would.
Animals are hunted and raised for eating because that is what our natural food is, we have canine teeth and stereoscopic...
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If you had a pet rock what would you name it?
Polley or Rover.
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Do you think that it's sad and greedy that Walgreen's will have people working on Thanksgiving Day from 9-6?
Some things are vital to day to day operations, such as drug stores, gas stations, and liquor stores (that one is a joke). Without them being open, everything could grind to a halt. That said, I feel that the company should be very generous to the employees who work on such days.
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What video game are you addicted to?
Any football game.
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Are you stalking me? Because that would be super.
Not that you know of.
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What is the most common/abundant form of nuclear/radiological waste?
Al Franken's breath.
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How do you win a fight with a liberal?
Make them pick their teeth up with broken fingers, maybe?
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Men/Women - I need your advice, please. (The question is below)...
Unless you talked previously of doing the horizontal lombada, I would say that he has gone too far, but other than that, it seems pretty normal.
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Should the history channel have shown a documentary on the Ku Klux Klan?
Yes, for many reasons. We have to know where we came from to know where we are and where we are going as a society. Some have said that those who do not understand history are doomed to repeat it. That is a part of history that I do not want repeated. Today, the clan is out there, but weak and ostricized. I'd like to keep it that way, because any group that hates on the basis of an...
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If I handed you a piece of gold... how much would it weigh?
8,000 pounds, please.
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Who would win in my animal cracker fight? the 3 legged Camel OR the buttless donkey?
I'd have to say the 3 legged monkey in assless chaps would swoop in and club them both up with his 3rd leg.
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My question is about my daughter. My partner had two children which is our daughters half brother and sister. His Ex wife had two other boys are they related to my daughter?
Unless the girls share any common DNA, they are not related. If I am reading this correctly, you're boyfriend/husband's ex-wife had two children after their marriage was over that are not his children. Though these children are related to your step-children as half brother/sister, they are not related to your natural daughter because they don't share any parental lineage.
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Which is more useful? French? or Spanish?
There are millions of Spanish speaking people in the US, and sometimes their English isn't all it could be, so knowing some Spanish is very useful at times. That said, French people suck ass. With those two reasons I would have to say that Spanish is much more useful.
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4 words you wanted to hear after sex
I'll fix some pancakes.
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Do most guys prefer a girl to not have any hair down there or does it really not matter as long as it's not shaggy and gross?
Pluck that chicken.
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I have never had an orgasm and regardless of how much my boyfriend & I try, we just can't seem to get it to happen. Advice?
RELAX.
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If guns were banned, only criminals would have them. Law-abiding people who go crazy, or are overwhelmed by jealousy or anger would find them difficult to get quickly before they cooled down or got help. Even the determined revenger would face a big hurdl
What is to keep these law abiding people who snap from picking up a sword, a crowbar, a knife, or a baseball bat and killing? For that matter, they could use a car to run someone over and kill them. Banning guns will do nothing but make those who wish to kill seek out other means. Those who are motivated to murder will murder by any means they can find.
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What's your pornstar name? Take your first pet's name and your mothers maiden name. Mine is Smokey Browne!!
My porn career would suffer because my name would be Pal Route 4.
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What can I do to help my husband enjoy giving oral sex more? He enjoys receiving it.
Sixty-nine, dude! As I am receiving a good job, I like to give back enthusiastically. That and pluck that chicken.
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My gag reflex is horrible, help?
They say practice makes perfect ;)
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Will smith is loved by many & internationally famous. When you hear the name WILL SMITH what springs to mind?
The Fresh Prince of Belair, Parents Just Don't Understand, Independence Day, Gettin Jiggy With It, MIB, and Welcome to Miami to start. He is a great actor, and a so so musician (better than me). I don't care a whole lot for rap, but his funny stuff was great in the late 80's and the other two songs I mentioned were very catchy.
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If you can pick any place to make love where would it be?
Your mom's house...j/k. I would have to say in a hay loft in a hard rain storm.
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My girlfriend wants to fuck another girl in front of me, i dont mind it at all what so ever but should i be careful bout it?
You should go out and buy a very good video camera.
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I want 2 males in my butt is this possible?
I am going to buy stock in adult diapers.
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I want sex with 12 men and my husband at the same time is this ok?
Ah, the old baker's dozen.
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I've always felt as though I was pretty good in bed, but now I've been seeing this new guy and he's quite experienced and I'm kind of intimitated and I really want to be the best he's ever had! Please just gie me some random amazi
One word: Teabag.
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What are some good rock/metal/industrial songs with a defiant theme?
Fucking Hostile by Pantera. Rest in peace, Dimebag.
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We are married since 7 years with two children, my husband is having an affair with his cousin who is 8/9 yrs older than him. He says he does not love me anymore and loves her but has no physical feelings for her. I don't know what to do
I have a five step approach that you may find helpful.
1) Pack up all of his clothes and belongings and put them in the trash.
2) Clean out the bank account and sell all of his valuables.
3) File for a divorce.
4) Move far away.
5) Wish him good fun having sex with a blood relative and get on with your life.
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Cop wrote my court day as Nov. 29th... a Saturday. Court will be closed, if I show up Monday will it be dismissed?
If you show up Monday, you could have a warrant. I would show up on Wednesday, because the court will probably be closed on Thursday and Friday.
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What smell(s) reminds you of a happy memory?
Napalm in the morning, it smells like victory.
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What is the largest speeding ticket ever issued?
The worst ones that I have heard of are from Virginia, they'll run you about $3,000, and that's for a regular speeding ticket.
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Can you men do your s/o's a favor? Whenever we get bitchy or upset, sometimes all we need is a hug telling us that everything will be ok. I don't get that but if you're with someone, that's how to show them that you care
Thats a great way for me to get punched in the nose.
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What job should George W. Bush apply for after his stint as President ends?
This question brought out the class in almost all of you. Congratulations, you have shown why I dislike liberals.
I think he should do as all ex-presidents should do, give speaches from time to time and stay out of the way of the current administration, whether right or wrong, the preceding president should not offer harshness and outward criticism to the current president, he should be a...
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WHY DO PEOPLE ASK QUESTIONS?
Why would you ask such a question?
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What is your opinion on redheaded women? I've hated being a redhead my whole life.
Red on the head? Fire in the hole!
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Have you ever seen a homeless person and wondered how they got there?
Every day.
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In marriage when men give up their porn what should women give up?
I know I'm going to get hit for this one, but drum roll please........The booty.
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Have you been out of the USA? If so, where have you been?
Yes, a few times.
1. Canada
2. Japan
3. South Korea
4. Panama
5. Germany
6. Cyprus
7. The Netherlands
8. Kuwait
9. Iraq
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If the forbidden burial ground from pet semetary was real, would you bury something...or someone...in there?
In the words of the Ramones, "I don't wanna be buried in a Pet Sematary", and I wouldn't want anything else buried there, either.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eEOZA2k3Plw
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Inherited a 1966 corvette stingray, been sitting for around 25 years...won't roll so we can get it moving around...maybe rearend locked up...any suggestions
It's worthless, a total piece of crap, you should bring it to my house and just push in in the garage, I swear I'll have the garbage man pick it up on Monday.
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My GF is a slut, what should I do?
Sluts are cool.
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Are you ready to be offended by someone or something each and every day?
No, I'm a real conservative, so it takes a bunch to offend me, because I realize that I have the right to look the other way if I don't like something. All of you whiny little assbags (both liberal and conservative) need to shut your mouths and manage your own lives, and stop trying to manage those of others.
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I have a 1996 geo metro 4 door 4 cylinder that bogs out every time you give it gas i've replaced the oxygen sensor, the fuel pump & fuel filter could you please tell what the problem might be & how to fix this asap
I was going to be a smartass, but I won't. Have you considered that you could probably be getting bad gas or have a significant amout of water in your tank? I had a problem with my 1972 Chevelle SS bogging down, and it was due to water in my tank.
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What is your response to reports that Michael Jackson has converted to Islam?
Who gives a shit? That's my answer.
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What kind of Job should I get if I want to Travel and help people without having to join the army or anything like that?
It's not the Army, but the Air Marshalls is a great career field, though it may be something like it to you.
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Can Obama only slow the bleeding but he cannot fix the wound?
He needs to be careful. His ideas that have been put forth for social programs are too expensive and he will have to raise taxes to make them happen. Raising taxes will destroy the economy, and doom him to Carterdom. Of course Jimmy Carter's failures gave us Ronald Reagan, but we can only hope that there is someone out there that can take us back up if he pushes us further down....
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I was recently given a speeding ticket doing 60 in a 45. The officer had NO lights on, not even headlights or running lights at the bottom of the car. He also wasn't parked under any lights, leaving him hidden. Isn't it illegal for him to ticket me?
Nowhere that I know of makes officers leave lights on or park in view of everyone when trying to catch traffic offenders, but it really doesn't matter because the cruiser could be in the middle of the road with the lights and siren on and people would still speed and disobey other traffic laws. Those same people would be indignant when issued a citation, and say to their friends that the...
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My husband wants to have sex, in a different way, i mean doing it from behind. i do too, but im scared cause the pain, my friend has told me its the best feeling ever, that its better than the regular way. what do i need to use before i start.
I would say use plenty of lube and that I would imagine that it would hurt the first time or two, but I enjoy going in the back door, and my wife seems to (she's the one who suggested it, so I can't imagine that she would dislike it). The key is for him to go slow and be sensitive to how you are feeling.
One thing that I have gotten good results from a woman with is doing it...
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WHAT DOES A "MOTION TO SHOW CAUSE" MEAN?
To break it down, a motion to show cause means that someone is trying to show why they cannot pay a fine or cannot perform an action that a court has ordered them to do. I can also be a hearing or court appearance in which you either pay or show proof that the action has been taken or why you cannot comply.
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What is the greatest name ever for a rock band? My vote is Motley Crue.
I've got to go with Motley Crue, but Led Zeppelin is a great name as is The Butthole Surfers and I am partial to The Sex Pistols, too.
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Any Crue fans? What's your favorite Motley Crue song?
Mine would be a top ten list:
10. Saints of Los Angeles
9. Down at the Whiskey
8. Fake
7. White Punks on Dope
6. Shout at The Devil
5. Home Sweet Home
4. Too Fast For Love
3. Bastard
2. Tonight (the Raspberries cover not Tonight (We
Need a Lover)
1. Too Young to Fall in Love
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Has anyone here seen motley crue in concert this tour? If so, how was it? Any reviews?
I saw them in Cinci, and they were tight. I missed the first two acts (Sixx AM and Trapt), but Papa Roach and Buck Cherry were great, too. Their set was loud, raunchy, and just classic Crue. Tommy didn't do any wild stuff like he has in the past, though...that was sort of a disappointment.
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I've been on the "pill" for the last few months, & am sexual active with my beau. I have many symptoms of pregnancy including no period. I took two home tests, but they said negative, yet I still have these symptoms. What does this mean?
It could be that you have taken the test too early and that you are pregnant, but I'd go to the doctor, were I in your shoes.
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What song do u love but hate to admitt it?
Video Killed the Radio Star (forget who did that one). I also like Warrior by Skandal.
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Which diva would win a fight: Mariah, Janet, Whitney Houston, J.Lo, Christina Aguilera, Britney, Maddonna, Cher, Kelly Clarkson?
Whitney Houston, never, ever fuck with a crackhead!
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What film starring Cher is your favorite?
I was going to say that Cher hugs nutz, but then I remembered Mask, that's a pretty good movie, but Cher does still suck nutz.
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If i ate a cactus, would it hurt?
It all depends on whether or not you believe that cacti have consciousness. If you do, then I guess it would hurt to be eaten if one were a cactus.
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Would you sleep with another woman if your wife told you it was okay with her?
If I had a prenup.
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What do think about hippies? Explain.
I think there are better and cleaner sources of fuel out there than burning hippies. Coal may not be perfect, but at least it does not stink as bad...lol.
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At the scene of a crime, a police officer questions witnesses about the details of the holdup. the officer suspects that some of the witnesses are connected with the crime. how does the decision in Miranda v. Arizona case apply in such an instance?
According to Miranda, one has to be in police custody and interrogated before Miranda Rights must be read to them.
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You just accidently "Crossed Swords" with a pal during a threesome. What do you say?
Say absolutely nothing and pretend it didn't happen. Don't look at one another and don't speak to one another for at least a week. Get really drunk on rubbing alcohol for 5 of those 7 days and maybe the severe brain damage that you incur will wipe that memory away.
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How do I get a girl to give me a rim job?
You gotta get her rocks off big time to get that.
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I want glowing skin what can i do
Go stand next to an exposed nuclear reactor.
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Can you name the last fish you ate?
It was a whitefish, I called him Bob, but his full name was Robert da Whitefish.
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I am 16yrs old and I just recieved a reckless driving ticket for doing 75 in 45mph zone in mecklenburg county,NC. This is my first ticket. Court date is in Dec. Can my charges be reduced/dismissed?? Does anyone know a good lawyer. anyone in same situaton?
I have consulted my magic 8 ball and I do not see a dismissal in your future. A lawyer is expensive and you will still lose. You are lucky that you just got cited, I would have taken you to the juvenile detention center for driving like that.
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Im pregnant... and i dont know what to do...
I was raped, you see, not long ago, and Im scared!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'm only 16
First of all, I'm a person that has always been against abortion when used simply because the mother doesn't want the child. In this case, it is a different story, and that's why I feel that the procedure needs to stay legal, but be more restricted. I mention this second, but it is the first thing you need to do. Take your clothes that you were wearing to the hospital with you...
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My son is always on his best behavior when he visits his father, and admits that he is "always good for daddy"....but when he is with me he is constantly pushing the limits and getting into trouble...HELP!
He may just need a good old fashioned trip to the wood shed. My sons are much more mischievious when I'm not around because they view my wife as a pushover. When they push her, she cries, when they push me, they cry. I'm not saying for you to abuse your son, but sometimes a good old spanking is what they need to readjust their attitude. We use a mixture of time out, spanking, and...
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What is your first thought about people with bright (unatural) colors in their hair - such as hot pink or neon blue?
It must be really hard to get a good job that doesn't involve nudity with hair like that.
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Would discovering extraterrestrial beings change your religious beliefs?
Not at all, it would be well within the realm of possiblity that God created more than one inhabited planet.
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Explain dinosaurs and cro magnons, neanderthals, home-erectus, etc. if creationism is true. Also, how can you discredit carbon dating?
The long and short of my answer to reconciliation of creationism and evolution is that time is meaningless to God, I cannot speak for Him, but I liken it to Him not being a micromanager. He set a series of events into motion, and messed very little with the sequence of events. The theory that I subscribe to is called Theistic Evolution, and we are at the pinnacle of it.
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I got a speeding ticket from a cop that was driving by me and on the ticket, he checked off that he used radar. If the police car was moving, is the radar gun accurate? Can I get the ticket thrown out?
No, the RADAR is not 100% accurate, it actually gives you a reading that is 1 mph less than the actual speed unless the gun is at a 0 degree angle in relation to your car (cosine angular effect). As long as the officer is trained on it, he can tell when it is giving a bogus reading and would not give you a citation. Since you are asking about technicalities, I assume that you were indeed...
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I got a ticket from a cop that was estimating my speed no radar or laser was used AND HE WAS NOT PACING ME. I would like to fight this ticket and beat it any tips
Depends on state law, I think TN allows them to estimate with no RADAR and write a citation, but most states don't.
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What food or beverage do you think (or know from experience) would be the most fun to use in a food fight?
Coconuts if you really want to win.
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Does anyone know any reason why I should not just end my life right now?
Life is a journey of pleasure, pain, happiness, sadness, success, and failure...not to mention all other ups and downs. Right now, you feel down, but it's not time to end it, it's time to grab yourself by the bootstraps and pick yourself up. There has to be at least one thing in your life that makes it all worth while. Do you have a significant other? Are your parents still alive?...
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Which Anti-Voting tactics from the Republicans or Democrats is the worst?
ACORN. That is all I have to say.
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What is killing the American auto industry?
The greed and corruption of the labor unions is a big part of the downside in Detroit. The fact that many of their employees are vastly overpaid and a great many are not needed and only have a "job" because the companies are afraid of said unions. The waste in Detriot contributes to the high price of the vehicles, as they could be much cheaper. I think that quality of vehicles is...
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Why the Methodist church states that their holy day is on Sunday ? Is Jesus changed it rule to the day in the Bible?
I'm trying to decipher your grammar, but I think what you mean to ask is Why is it that the Methodist Church states that their holy day is on Sunday, and Is it Jesus that changed it to Sunday in the Bible. To somewhat answer, the Emporer Constantine (of the Eastern Roman Empire) changed the Sabbath from Saturday to Sunday, long before the Methodist Church existed, so they are just...
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Have you ever been "Barack-Rolled"?
All of us who pay taxes will be on April 15, 2010.
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Dose anyone know where elven is spoken i heard it was spoken in iceland but im not sure
It is spoken in Dorkland.
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I got a speeding ticket that had a court date for monday. when I got there a lady told me that they only have court on thursday. my tickets date stated was for monday. is that grounds for dismissial?
No, they'll just give you a new court date.
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Is a wrong court date on a speeding ticket grounds for dismissial
They'll just give you a new court date.
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Do you like any scientist?
My wife : )
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Israel or Palestine ? Who do u support?
I support the Israelis, they have a claim to the land that is ancestral and were put through the grinder in Europe, both in Germany and Russia. They needed and deserved a homeland, and it made sense to settle them in ancient Israel. The Arabs have attacked them mercilessly, and been smashed every time they tried, because the Israelis don't put up with anyone's crap. You shoot a gun...
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If i have a warrant, can someone else drive my car?
Yes, there is no reason for them to not be able to drive your car. You should go to the courthouse, let them know you have a warrant, and try to get it turned into a summons. That way, you can take care of the problem without going to jail.
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Can a cop issue a ticket based on a eye witness account but did not witness the event himself and what are the chances of defending?
I'm not sure about state to state basis, but in my state, NO! An officer must witness the offense.
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What should i do my son has been in this daycare for about a yr in this yr hes gotten stiches above his eye and hes bit his tongue almost off and ive picked him up when his diaper hasnt been changed in hrs what should i do change daycares?
That and report the daycare for neglect.
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Do you know who your childs father is?
Yeah...me in all three instances.
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Does anyone else think it's ridiculous when people say that God could be a women where the heck did they get that idea from? (If there is any mention of this in any scriptures please enlighten me)
I think that God is something that our minds cannot even comprehend. We put a pronoun forth to describe Him as a male, but it I doubt it is nearly that simple. It is just a word He or She, as long as you have strong faith, it does not matter.
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What is the worst excuse to give a cop for speeding?
I was once told that a speeder's wife had pressed a button on his dashboard that changed the reading from MPH to KPH, and it was reading in KPH, so the thought he was going the speed limit. The only problem with that is that he was going 60 in a 35 and the readout for KPH would have been around 100, not 35. He got a ticket, and a lecture about lying to the cops in front of his children.
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Can you name a famous David?
David Allen Coe
Davey Jones
Dave Stewart
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What should OJ Simpson's next commercial be about?
Male chastity belts.
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The official church was roman cathlic in the east or the west roman empire?
Western Empire was Roman Catholic, and the Eastern Empire had the Eastern Orthodox Church...kinda self explanatory when you know the name of the Eastern Orthodox Church.
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My boyfriend punch me in my face my face was swollen for a week this is his third time hitting me. WE broke up he said that he is going to change for me. Im starting to see the sweet guy he used to be should i trust him
Run, now, get away from this abusive bastard. The cycle of violence is starting all over again with him promising that he loves you and would never hurt you. It is all a big wheel, and the only way to stop it is to get off, so GET AWAY FROM HIM!!!!!
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Why should drug users go to prison or jail instead of being sentenced to treatment or something taking away from that eviroment doesn't help to stop usings drugs all together does anyone else agree?
My problem is that very few drug users that go to prison support their own habit, they steal and swindel to get money to buy drugs. Thieves belong in prison, so lots of people who do drugs are going to end up in prison. The first thing to think about, though, is that possession of these substances is against the law, period. If it is against the law, don't do it.
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What will Sarah Palin be doing now? (Serious answers only, please)
She is currently the Governor of Alaska, and well liked in the state, but not nationally by Democrats. I would imagine that that is what she will be doing at least until her term ends.
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Would you have voted for Obama if Sarah Palin was his running mate?
No, but I didn't vote for him to begin with. I wouldn't have voted for him if I were his running mate.
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If my license gets suspended can I still drive from home to work and to school?
You need to apply for a hardship license, which would give you the right to drive to work and school, and possibly in an emergency situation. Go to the county clerk's office and ask how you can get that done. You may not be able to, because some states you have to ask for that as a part of your guilty plea for whatever charge that you license was suspended for.
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I live in MN. I own 2 cars one is insured the other is not insured. I drove the uninsured car and had a minor accident. Can I use the insurance on the insured car to cover the damage?
That would be a no. If you try, your insurance company will fry you.
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Medium or Rare, with sauce, without sauce - how do you like your Steak?
Medium rare, no steak sauce, with a big loaded baked potato...I can feel my arteries getting harder by the moment.
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I GOT A DUI IN FEB 2008. I NOW HAVE A BENCH WARRANT WILL I DO ANY TIME FOR IT AND FOR HOW LONG?...PLEASE KEEP IN MIND I HAVE ALREADY BEEN TO COURT AND THEY GAVE ME A NEW COURT DATE. THIS IS ALSO MY FIRST DUI.
CAN ANYONE HELP?
If you have a warrant, they should have arrested you on it when you went to court date. Could it be that you missed the second court date and I'm a bit confused? Anyway, to answer your question, you would be arrested and booked for whatever the warrant is for, if it is related to your DUI, it is most likely for failure to appear, contempt of court (failure to follow a court order), or...
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Who loves the film the goonies?
My kids are 4, 3, and 2 and they love it. I think it is a funny little movie, myself.
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Would DR somebody's answer, because of a past answer/comment/question they have left before?
I've been trolled and dged for things that people just don't agree with. I've also been dged for giving a truthful answer to a question when the asker didn't like the truth. It is a sorry world sometimes. I always leave a comment and let people know why I dged them, it stimulates conversation and sometimes leads me to give them points back, but I seem to be hit by cowards...
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Why do veterans still wear their dog tags?
A mixture of pride and habit. I've stopped wearing mine and have them put up for my sons, at this point.
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If god doesn't like athiests or anyone who dont believe in him, why dont he just get rid of all of them and keep the ones who do beleive instead?
God gave us all free will, if you choose to give Him reverence or not is your choice. He does not destroy athiests or non-Christians because there is always time for them to see the right path and choose to follow. I don't believe in indoctrination, I think that everyone should follow out of their own faith and observation. I have chosen to be faithful, and it enriches my life, were it...
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Which is the best way to look for a job? Is it through the newspaper, through a particulor website, or ask your friends.
A variety of options exist. Word of mouth is great, helpwanted(insert your nearest metro area here).com is usually a pretty good place. Look on university web sites, if you have a degree, you may be able to fill a good paying position there, state and federal government sites are also good tools. I've looked at the newspaper and if you want to be a telemarketer or truck driver it's...
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My 2 year old son has pooped on the potty since he was 18 months old but he will not tell me when he has to pee... How do I get him to pee in the potty instead of his diaper?
Make it a game, give him a prize, and give him incredible praise when he pees in the potty. You can also say "Let's go pee on the potty" every hour or so, and have him sit for a while, and when he pees you let him down and praise him. My middle son resisted some, but came around after a couple weeks. He would actually hold it until we put a pull up back on. Once he realized...
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Is anyone else enjoying the sweet, sweet tears of the racists, sexists, classists, homophobes, raving christers, and other lunatic crypto-fascists after eight years of ignorant, Bible-thumping, flag-fluttering, Bill O'Reilly triumphalism?
How tolerant and inclusive of you to ask such a question. Racists are dirtbags, and they are in all lines of political and ethnic persuasion, homophobes are also in every vein of society. Facism includes the government owning all resources and means of production (pretty close to socialism, which is pretty close to modern liberalism). For you to attack Christians in a clean and wide swath is...
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I am 140lbs, 5ft 7'', age 18.......... Do you think thats overweight? I know girls my age who are 110lbs, 120lbs
Absolutely not. You are a perfectly healthy weight for your height.
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Was Hitler as bad as what most people think?
The absolute worst human being to ever walk the planet.
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If there needs to be a lady officer present to deal with female offenders how can 1 male officer stop a female driver on her own late at night.surely that male police officer needs another officer as witness for stopping the female driver?
Females represent only about 3% of law enforcement officers, therefore many times there isn't a female officer available to do a search of a female subject. All arrestees must be searched. The way to perform that is taught in the police academy, it is to form a "knife blade" with the hand and to use the back of the hand whenever possible. My cruiser has a camera system in it,...
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True or False, the US military developed bread that lasts about 30 years on the shelves?
I think that shelf stable bread has a life span of about 5 years, but it tastes 30 years old no matter when it was made.
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Has anyone looked at their 401Ks...Guess what it dropped 500pts. since the election..At this rate, no one can retire..What do you think is going to happen now since Obama is elected..
It will ebb and flow, as it always does. His economic and tax policies will have some effect on what happens, but will not have a huge impact. Business will go on, no matter what, but if some of his far left policies do happen to pass (snowball's chance in hell) then it could have a negative effect on personal wealth and our retirement accounts. The biggest being taxation of the capital...
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What is the plural form of sergeant majors
Sergeants Major.
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How do you feel about the Huge Religious/Republican victory in CA regarding Prop 8?
It was the will of the majority, and that is fair government.
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Why can't people "support" Obama as our new President ,happy or not that he won & stop talking about what a rotten job he will do or what will happen to him in office. We are Americans..why can't we support him. He MIGHT actually bring REAL change. !!
I voted for McCain, and I still think that McCain's views and plans for our country were a better idea. That said, I hope that President Elect Obama does a great job while in office (and stays the hell out of my pockets while he is at it) and earns my vote the next time around. I do not have much faith that he will be able to bring about the change that he espouses without massive tax...
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How do you politely turn down an AWFUL looking girl?
Ask her if you can get a Johnny Utah from her.
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Have you got a pet around you right now?
My big sweetie, Maggie (a purebred Boxer) is sleeping in her doggie bed...snoring and farting...just like her owner does...lol.
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How can I remove the running horse emblem on th front of my 1994 ford mustang?
With a Tomahawk cruise missile would be a cool technique.
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I got a speeding ticket on my way home but the countycop didnt pull me over i had just gotin out my truck at the gasstashon when he pulled in and stared talking and asked for my lisens then rote me a ticket. Can he do that with out pulling me over?
Yes, he can because he witnessed you violating a traffic law. In fact, in most states he can follow you all the way to the state line (if you drive that far) before he issues you a citation. He has the right to find a place where he is comfortable transacting a traffic stop, and as long as the infraction occurred in his jurisdiction and he can articulate why he waited so long to stop you, he...
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DO you think police stings set up on the internet to catch pedos is right?
I think that with the advances in technology, the criminals will advance their techniques, therefore law enforcement must follow suit, or crimes such as this will run ramapant. When I retire, I plan to work as a decoy to catch predators, and will do it on a volunteer basis.
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Riddle Time: Your driving a bus, There are 4 people on the bus, a white guy a black guy a asian and a somalian guy, each person has 7 cats and each cat has 7 kittens, so all in all, what color is the bus drivers eyes?
Red as hell, because he is allegic to cats.
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Would you buy your 14 year old son porn?
NO! NO! NO! I will not furnish it to one of my boys. I know that they will be very curious about it and want to see it, but I will not be part of it. Plus it would kill some of the adventure that they have when they do it.
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Tonight some one knocks at your door,you wake up ,open the door and see President Obama out there.What would you do?
I'd tell him that as POTUS, he has my prayers and support, but he did not get my vote this time, and that he had better do a very good job to get it next time. Then I'd tell him to get the fuck off my doorste and get his ass to DC and start fixing shit, because one can never get too early of a start. I don't do coffee, so I'd give him directions to the nearest convenience...
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What do you mean when you type in CAPS?
I want to draw PARTICULAR ATTENTION to the word(s) in question when I type in caps.
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If you went to a restaurant and the waiter/waitress was very rude, would you walk out, not leave a tip, or contact the manager?
I've had something like this happen to me, being the only people in the restraunt, it took 30 minutes for us to even get our drinks ordered and the server had been sitting in a booth smoking cigarettes the whole time right there in our sight. She then acted as if it were some sort of inconvenience for her to come and take our orders, and offered no apology for the wait. There were eight...
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What's your argument for/ against gay marrage?
I am against gay MARRIAGE, because marriage has become a religious institution and basically a sacrement. For the government to force the word marriage to describe the union between a homosexual couple would tend to force religious institutions to recognize and condone it. Think of all the law suits that would open up if Bobby and Billy wanted to get married at the church they attend, the...
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If you had known that the presidential candidates were going to end up McCain/Obama, would you have supported Ron Paul from the beginning?
If I had known it was going to be these two assbags, I would have supported my neighbor's dog...I think that she'd do a much better job, especially if she chose my dog as her running mate.
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When do you usually put your Christmas tree up...and when do you usually take it down?
You're supposed to take it down?
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Do you think it's racist to see a picture of Obama on a fake $10 dollar bill with chicken, watermelon and beer??? The lady who sent that newsletter out said she didn't make the connection...what do you think b.s or not?
Whoever made it is a piece of racist shit, but I could see where someone who wasn't even thinking in the terms of racism could make a mistake like that. They would have to be pretty dense, though. For the record, I am a McCain supporter, but whoever made that is indeed a loser.
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With Ronald Reagan's son Ron endorsing Obama is it time for the fat lady to sing?
Ron Reagan and his sister are both partisan Democrats...who didn't expect that garbage to come from them? I liken them endorsing Obama to Rush Limbaugh endorsing McCain. It has been known that both of President Reagan's natural children were liberal weiners since the early 80's. If you are suprised by this, you are not very informed.
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What cartoon tv show do you think is feeding our kids trash and is damaging them?
Family Guy, South Park, and the Simpsons are all viewed by children constantly and are not meant for children. When I went to the South Park Movie, the theater was full of kids, many of them as young as 5 and 6. These children have no place watching these types of things, and many parents complained after the movie about the vulgarity. If these parents were involved in their kid's...
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Are you an EMINEM fan?
Wow, forgot all about that assbag. Rap sucks.
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Above all, the government should spend more to help ____________?
The Ewoks. They live in huts and have to hunt and grow their own food. It is deplorable.
Seriously they should spend money to eliminate welfare. Require that everyone who has the ability to work, do so, and if they make less than X amount, subsidise them until they are Y amount over X amount in weekly compensation. If you make it beneficial to have a job, the lazy bastards that...
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Name a Make or Model of Car beginning with the letter *C*?
Cougar. Corvair. Corvette. Crossfire. Chevelle. Just to name a few that I've not seen yet.
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Do you think the triple blade razor is better than the double blade razor?
The Mach 3 does a great job, but the way it is going we'll have 20 blade razors soon enough.
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Why do you think that John Wayne went around calling everyone "Pilgrim"?
Because it was in the script.
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Which Republican do you think will run in the 2012 election if Obama wins? Which Democrat, if McCain wins?
I'd like to see Michael Reagan, he may only be adopted, but some of the Gipper's magic had to have rubbed off on him!
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Why would you NOT vote for Obama?
He supports late term abortion (the child is delivered except for the head and then killed with a sharp object and the brains sucked out).
His tax policy is absolutely unfair, taking an unproportionate amount from a person who EARNED it, is not fair. It's not like the current taxes are fair, but his is more unfair.
He obviously does not understand what is at stake in Iraq, because...
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Neil Young or Eric Clapton?
Clapton, hands down. Young is a nasty looking proto-hobo and Clapton just plays so much better. Hendrix would have destroy either of them. Imagine the work he would have done had he lived even to 45.
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My girlfriend recently cheated on me twice with one of my friends. I just dont know what to do. I've given her another chance and we agreed shes not to go anywhere without me. except work. If anyone can give me any advice to help me start feeling better.
If her mom is hot, go bang her, bang her sister, her cousin, her friends...hell, bang her brother if you're into stuff like that. Take pictures and show her just after you've had sex with her, and then dump her in a Walmart parking lot on the bad side of a town at least 50 miles from where you live.
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When and where did you have your worst flatulent moment?
At a friend's garage after a night of drinking wine with my girlfriend. My ass was so rotten that I cleared out mechanics working on my truck, who prided themselves on the stench of their own farts. I proved to be the king that day.
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What would you buy right now if I gave you $20?
A pair of cheap sungalsses.
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Can you answer this question with a question?
Are you fucking stupid?
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If you could be an animal what would you be?
If extinct animals count, a Tyrannosaurus Rex. If no, an English Bulldog.
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Is it embarrasing working in McDonalds?
As long as you are paying your bills and taking care of your family, who cares where you work as long as it's legal? I wouldn't advertise it, but a paycheck is a paycheck.
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Why do so many people hate mimes?
Because of the fact that they just annoy this hell out of you and there is also the French connection with Marcel Marceau (however you spell his stupid French name).
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I'm about to get angry with you! Tell me: did you mean well or not?
I totally had malicious intent.
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How many friends do you have on MySpace? How many qualify as a MySpace addict? (I just checked. I have 88.)
Guess I'm strung out because I have 502, but most of them are for Mobsters and I have no idea who they are.
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I Found A Web Site www.nomoreticketsusa.com that claims they have a street legal photo radar blocker available. my question is in arizona is this legal. All I can find is The statues 28-2354 that say clearly visible from rear ,which this device is.
Many states have statutes that say basically that you cannot have anything on your plate that obscures or blocks your plate period. I'd be very careful with that one, because you might just get hung out to dry, but if it is legal in your state, knock yourself out. I have a better way of never getting a speeding ticket. It's called don't speed.
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I am intrested in a 22 year old and im 27 yr old! is this bad , we get on great am just worried about the age gap x
If you get along well and have fun, just relax and enjoy the ride. It doesn't matter if you're 35 and they are 18 as long as you are kindred spirits.
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Which do you prefer to eat; peanut butter and jelly or grilled cheese?
A grilled pb&j with cheddar.
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I was seeing a guy for a while, we had sex, and he had a hard time getting it up, i don't think he even finished. Was it me, because he avoided me like the plague and made excuses not to see me anymore. I still liked him and wanted to give it another try.
If he had been drinking or doing some drugs then that could explain it. If not, it could have been nervousness. He is avoiding you because he is ashamed that he could not get it up. My advice would be to try some heavy fore play. If you are into oral, there is a sort of ridge between the boys down there, if you put some pressure on that with your tongue he will be able to drive nails with...
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Are there any good free or cheap traffic violation legal helps/attorneys out there for the south metro Atlanta area? Just after starting school for my CDL I got a ticket for doing 63 in a 45. I've been laid off from work and not much money. Please help.
Getting a lawyer to fight a speeding ticket would cost you more than paying the ticket, plus there is the risk of losing in court and having to pay the fine plus pay your lawyer. The best thing you can do is go to your court date and ask the prosecutor for mercy, if you don't get it, the trial commissioner or judge will usually give you plenty of time to pay the fine.
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A piece of gravel from the back of a semi-truck hit and cracked my windshield. How much could I get from filing a lawsuit against the truck company?
I would call the company and see if they will replace your windshield, if not, you are out of luck (unless your state has a law that isn't consistent with the other states in the nation). I wouldn't turn it into insurance because you can most likely get glass from a junk yard and replace it yourself (it's not that difficult) much cheaper than paying for it yourself, plus if you...
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My son took my car without my knowledge and totaled my car and another parked vehicle, the owner of the parked car did not have any insurance and i did not have insurance on my car. will homeowners insurance cover the civil liability as to the parked car?
That would be a big no. Sadly there could be criminal liability for your son, as well as civil liability for you.
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Why are they cloning animals for us to eat and drink?
I don't generally drink animals...but I'll give you a pass on that one because you might consume chicken shakes. I don't know that it is legal anywhere to put a cloned animal into the food chain. Not enough is known about them at this point to do that.
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Just got my first speeding ticket yesterday (broke a 20 year record of no tickets). What's the longest you've gone without a ticket?
I've given the same person two speeding tickets in a months time. I've pulled over the same person for running the same stop sign at the same time on the same day a week apart. The first time she got a warning, second time she got a ticket. I gave a woman a speeding ticket the night after she had just gotten one from another officer. Bottom line...SLOW DOWN AND YOU WON'T GET...
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When is the sun going to turn into a black hole
5, 4, 3, 2, hide!!!!! If you hide and don't come out it'll be ok!!!!!
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What would you say was/is the most disgraceful event in political history?
I would have to say the 2000 election. Al Gore is such a bitch. Wah, I lost in all the recounts, so I'm going to sue until I'm declared the winner. Go back to your mansion that uses $1,500 worth of electricity a month and bitch at people for driving SUV's you shitbag. Pull the silver spoon out of your mouth and put it where the sun doesn't shine.
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A myth claims that an asteroid that is big enough can throw us back into the stone age. On the other hand, how small does an asteroid need to be to throw us back into 1985?
An asteroid the size of a pair of parachute pants, a bottle of Pepsi Free, an LP of Michael Jackson's Thriller, and a pair of leg warmers should do the trick.
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Men mainly-How do you feel about being invloved in 1 woman giving head to 2 or more men at the same time? Would you or not join in?
Been there, when I was younger. It was hot.
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I cheated, left a girl for a girl with a boyf. Shes now told me that she has to much to lose as her and her boyf have all the same friends. I feel like an idiot, what should I do?
Right now, you should punch yourself in the nose. Then you should realize that you should not cheat on your g/f. Then you should punch yourself in the eye. Then you should realize that you should not have sex with a woman who has a b/f. Then you should punch yourself in the other eye.
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How long do you expect me to wait for you?!
I'll be there in a minute.
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What do you think the number of sex partners would be for a 31 year old female? (never been married)?
your age 31 times pi = 97.34
let's assume you started having sex at 17
97.34-17= 80.34
amount of months in a year 12
80.34 x 12 = 964.08
Assuming a 28 day cycle the number of menstrual periods the average woman has in a year = 13.03
964.08/13.03 = 73.99
186,000 miles per second = the speed of light
73.99 x 186,000 = 13,762,140
Square root of 13,762, 140 = 3709.74...
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What makes a man decide to approach a woman?
Level of intoxication.
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How many hours of sleep a day do you prefer to get? how often do you get it?
7 to 8 hours...fucking never. I have 3 boys, 4, 3, and 2.
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What do you think of FOX news? Are there full of shiet or, are they the only ones that are somehow speaking the truth?
I think they present a balance of the bias coming from the other news organizations. If you view them as right wing biased, so what. MSNBC, CNN, CBS, ABC, and NBC are all left wing biased. For the record, I think that the problem is that they are judged by Fox and Friends, an entertainment news show much like the View or Good Morning America or any of the countless left wing biased morning...
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I said it would happen in an answer about Palin being hung in effigy and it has. They were allowed to leave their effigy up.Some college students hung Obama in effigy and now theres going to be a CRIMINAL investigation.How is that fair?
Well it's obviously freedom of speech when it is a conservative that is hung in effigy, and automatically racism when a liberal who happens to be black is. Total double standard and it is crap. This has been the theme of many of the Obama supporters, maybe not so much of his campaign itself (to a small extent it is, though). What a joke. People can call George Bush a stupid redneck all...
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Will you please vote Obama?
My answer would have to be no. The first thing that comes to mind is taxes would go through the roof and expansion of business would go through the basement (meaning no new decent jobs), the second is his undying support for killing off our babies. His support for "Late Term" (the baby is delivered except for the head, then a pair of scissors is used to puncture the base of the...
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What will your reaction be if Senator Obama loses the election?
I don't know of the peaceful woman who was arrested for protesting at a McCain rally, please elaborate on that.
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Has anybody here changed their vote from McCain to Obama?
NO!
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Has anyone here ever attempted sex when drunk, failed miserably, and felt like an idiot afterwards - if so tell me what happened and if you did anything about it
I've passed out a couple times in the middle. Once with the woman on top and twice with the woman pleasing me orally.
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Can a girl get pregnant by butt-sex?
Uhhhh, no!
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Is it bad that i am 24 and been with 17 men? i like to use men for sex ever since the man i lost my virginity to used me, what wrong with me?
There is nothing wrong with you, you are just a very sexual being. One day you will find a person that blows your mind sexually and emotionally and settle down.
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Do you use math everyday?
Pretty much.
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How do you train a cat not to get on the counter or tables? Is it even possible?
Severe beatings, possibly waterboarding.
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CLINTON, before he was elected promised not to raise taxes on the middleclass, but after only 26 days in office did just the opposite and raised everyones taxes. Do you think Obama will do the same? Do you really want to find out? I do!
I don't like Russian Roulette, I'll vote for McCain, but I wish that Fred Thompson was the Republicans' candidate.
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How does a slug have sex?
Like old people, slow and sloppy.
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What are some good Halo 3 tips/tactics for Online play?
Quit playing and get a girlfriend. I'm probably going to take some shots for that one.
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Who are you voting for? Main reasoning?
McCain, because I think that his plan for cutting taxes will be less damaging to the economy than Obama's. I also feel that McCain will handle the Iraq and Afghanistan better. I have seen nothing from the Obama campaign that I can call substance. All criticism is met with counter criticism or simply laughed off because the media will not let a bad story about him stick. I think that...
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What percentage of American death sentances are actually carried out?
Not enough.
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My face is black. how can i make my face white and soft?
Ask Michael Jackson!
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Are men really pretty clueless to a woman's emotions or is just a game to avoid talking? I'm sure it varies by situation. In general, do you notice when a woman has been upset by something you've said or done or do you rely on them to bring it up to you?
I'm utterly clueless. Men are not wired the same as women. When we are upset, you know it and you know why. Women are not such an open book.
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Are you scared for our economy?
For those who were planning to retire, yes. For people in my group, this can actually turn into a positive in the future due to the fact that the acquisition of stock in retirement accounts is accelerated due to stock prices being low and the amount of money placed into the account remaining constant. The cheap stock will be worth considerably more when the economy recovers. Things are going...
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I'm with a beautiful girl, but it isn't working out. She told me too much about her past, and she's already had sex. I'm a virgin. I want my first time to be with another virgin. It bothers me and we've talked about it. I plan to break up with her. How?
There are more important things than whether or not she has already had sex with someone else. She has been HONEST with you, that is the most important thing. She cares for you, that is also more important than her past. Whether or not she is willing to spend the rest of her life with you is also much more important. If you can't look past her history, you may not be able to look to...
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Obama's idea to blanket the airwaves with his infomercial last night.......shrewd spending or waste of money?
I didn't watch, but from what I have heard, he did more damage to his campaign than good. He showed emptiness in his promises in regards to taxes and spending (of course my source for this is The Michael Reagan Talk Show, so it is going to be bent to the right).
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Who is the most famous person from Kentucky?
Tom Cruise, though he won't admit it (father from KY and lived in Louisville as a kid), Henry Clay(a great statesman), Harlan Sanders (a famous restarauntuer), Cassius Clay (Muhammad Ali, one of the all time greatest boxers), Judge Roy Bean (The Hanging Judge in Texas), Daniel Boone (frontiersman), Jim Bowie (of Bowie knife fame), John T. Thompson (inventor of the Tommy Gun), Cassius M....
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Isn't sarah palin more experienced than barack obama? mayor and governor vs. community organizer and 3 year senator?
Her experience is in the executive branch of government, she was a mayor and is a governor (for those of you who don't understand this, think president of a town or state). Senator Obama's experience is in the legislative branch, as a state senator and US Senator. I think that neither of them is overly experienced and their individual experiences are like comparing apples and...
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I was cited for speeding in Chandler by a Mesa officer. Ticket says offense occured in Mesa. (habit for him). I can show via maps that I was no where near Mesa. Cop will have to testify that offense didn't occur where he said it did. S
The problem with your defense is that the offense did occur. Police officers make errors such as this from time to time and it is extremely rare that it invalidates a citation. I had a friend who tried that with a citation because the date was wrong...found guilty. Our system uses both typing the roadway name in and GPS coordinates, so it is a bit more foolproof, of course it is on computer...
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ACORN, the bia-partisan community organization, has 40% of it's funding coming from American tax dollars. ACORN fully supports Obama for President. Is this fraud, and do you feel they should refund our tax dollars and be prosecuted? I do!
I don't believe that these organizations should be allowed to support either candidate. Because of their government funding, they should be neutral, and shouldn't be breaking the law on a regular basis by registering the Dallas Cowboys to vote in Ohio.
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Rushing out the door I clipped the plant hanger on our deck, cutting my forehead open. I drove my daughter to school with a sanitary pad clamped to my forehead until I could get to the doctor for a stitch... care to share your embarrassing accident?
While sprinting to a disorder another officer tripped over a speed bump and splatted on a sidewalk, I was right behind him, saw what he did, and tripped over the same bump. My angle wasn't as good as his was, so instead of ending up on the sidewalk, I went chest first into the curb. Luckily, my vest cushioned the blow pretty well, but I cut the heck out of my arm and ruined my patrol...
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Could you give me an Oxymoron?
Honest politician.
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Would you still love your partner if you could never sleep with them(sexual) again?This is a serious question?
My wife and I have three kids, 4, 3, and 2. She works days Tuesday through Saturday and I work 4p to 2 a Friday through Monday. We hardly see each other much less have time for sex, but we still love one another.
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What did obama promise?
Anything that will get you to vote for him. If you are like abortion, he is for it, if you don't like abortion, he is against it. I bet when he stands on the scale the only weight registered is that of the suit, because it's empty.
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Don't you just hate it how you get down rated for everything you say good about any republican candidate?
I've been slammed on nearly every political question or issue based question because I'm a conservative. That doesn't bother me, I like it because I know I'm pissing off liberals. The one that bothers me was on state law, which I know well, I gave an answer to a person on how they could be arrested for misdemeanor assault when the victim didn't want to press charges,...
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Will it be Obama or McCain?
McCain, but I wish there were a better, more conservative candidate.
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When you are behind some one on the road and they are driving slow what do you call them?
Let's not use the language I use in that situation.
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