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If your room mate neglects their cat constantly... Would you say something to them? How would you go about it?
yes, i would say if u dont want to be bothered with the responsibility of caring for your cat, you need to give it to someone who cares!
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I say Zoloft...you say _________
cymbalta
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I may not be _______, but I certainly am _______.
Share your answer...
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I may not be _______, but I certainly am _______.
gorgeous,funny
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What´s wrong with a big ego?
to me nothing, if you are pleasant, socialable and at least reasonable.
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My wife is a full time college student so she is studying all the time and have no time for a job? She wants to be a doctor. What should I do? Should I pay all the bills and support me and her or should she get a job and buy her own clothes,etc.
I would support her efforts, but she would have to promise not to leave me when she becomes a Dr. and starts making all that money!
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My wife of 16 months sends me out to drive her drunk girl friends home when they call for a ride. Some of them come on to me and my wife just laughs about it. Should she be doing this?
friends being rude and disrespectful by attempting to pick up on someones spouse is no laughing matter. It is not your job to drive around drunk ladies ensuring their safety. Your wife needs to either check her drunk friend and put them in their places or she needs to grow up and realize that being married is not a game or a joke.
I would talk to my wife and let her know that these things are...
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If I've invited someone over to a couple of parties or events and they always leave after about an hour, Should I think that this is rude?
no not really, you must look at the positives, at least they show up, regardless of how long they stay.
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What are some really good comebacks when someone calls you a bitch, ugly bitch, etc. i want some that sting really really bad and leaves them speechless.
Funny you should call me an ugly bitch, your daddy likes to call me princess and other beautiful names, while he is dry humping my leg.
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Is it ok to have a guy friend for a long time since childhood?
yes, y not?
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Why do some women prefer to have male friends?
women can be too difficult to get along with! always in competition, too much gossip, always think you want their spouse, or the spouse really wants you, drama out of control, they can be mean and envious, and the list goes on.
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Now that Whitney Houston has given up crack/Bobby Brown do you think she will ever get her voice back?
IT will never be the same
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Why prostitutes r always crack headed?
women who sell themselves for crack are usually termed crack hoes not prostitutes, All prostitutes are not always drug addicted, some just women get paid to have sex with no strings attached, others do it for free or for love, just depends on the person.
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Is Oprah the most powerful woman alive?
The most powerful woman alive is my neighbor down the street, if you could see her choke slam her husband and boyfriends you would agree!
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Why do people always want to smoke weed at concerts, even though they know they might get caught? Why not just save it for home?
It brings people of all cultures and classes together, as one, united in smoke and laughter. If you wait til you get home the concert is over. I do not smoke in open places, guilt and shame wont allow me, but man, i wish i had no morals!
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Why do you smoke marijuana?
To forget about the stressors of the real world, to chill, to enjoy regular ordinary things that are taken for granted, to make movies more interesting, to make food appear to taste better, to gain weight, to laugh and be content
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What would you do if you were at a red light and a car fogged out with marijuana smoke pulled up next to you?
do the universal signal for "roll down the window" so i could get a contact high!
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When smoking weed, which do you prefer; Bong, Pipe or Joint?
blunt
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Would you have your friends pay you for smokeing your weed?
sorry, but yes, because i had to pay someone to be able to smoke, i support my own bad habits and refuse to support someone elses. I got kids, bills, car payment, house note etc. I do not charge, but i do expect you to put in on it, Like the song says "I got Five on It" I smoke real swell, spend top dollar on that fire" You wont get high on me for free. Usually everyone pitches...
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Do you think less of people when you discover that they recreationally smoke marijuana?
no, because its not that serious, that habit only usually affects the user.
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Have you ever gone to work or school while high?
yes, and nothing happened
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When it comes to buying marijuana, which one is more important quality or quantity?
Quality of course, a large quantity of bad weed will just sit and mold, a small quantity of quality weed will get you where you need to be, and have you wanting more.
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I personally don't smoke weed...anymore, but my question is what was the best type of weed you smoked?
Killer Cali, it was dark purple with red colored hairs. One hitter quitter! bought it on melrose and la brea in los angeles. This stuff will make you slap yo momma.
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Does smoking weed make me a bad person?? yes or no
no, it makes you one of millions.
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Potheads on probation, tell them they cant smoke weed it shows up 30 days-hard drugs 3-6 days. Probation turns hard-working potheads in to hard drug addicts (u cant stop me from doing drugs, so i do the one its harder to catch with piss test) True or Fal
Regardless of what you choose to use, the probation officer that test you will still be employed once you have either violated your probation or become a poly substance abuser. My son is on probation and has to test, I was afraid that the temptation would be too great, however my son told me " mom if i go to jail it wont be behind smoking weed its not that serious, if i go to jail it will...
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What is something you might see a crackhead doing?
walking down the street with the cords from a stolen playstation dangling around his/her legs, as they scratch and look all paranoid
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Are Beats By Dr Dre any Good?
there great!
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What group was dr dre in before nwa
world class wreckin crew and he wore that lipgloss, stethoscope and glitter jumpsuit
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If you had a child today, what would you name it? (Male or female)
A boy I would name Chancelor, a girl i would let the adoptive parents name. I am partial to boys!
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What would be a bad song to play at a wedding?
Im F****** you tonight, By R. Kelly
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Why would people have an adults only wedding when there is no alcohol involved?
Maybe because the bride and groom dont want to deal with children running around being kids, and they dont want to deal with drunk adults turning a nice wedding into an episode of cops
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To you, what are some things that make someone 'HOT'?
great aura, and good cologne
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Women often fake orgasm but why? Why cant they just say the truth there and then instead of acting creepy?
Men do not deal with that truth very well. and if you tell a man that you were not satisfied and he needs to improve sexually, all he will do is go practice somewhere else until he feels like his technique has improved enough for you.
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If given the chance, would you marry Jon Gosselin? Or at least date him?(women). What about with Kate?(men!)
I would not be interested, he has too many kids, he is a wussy, and I would hate to have to kill Kate, for talking smack!
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What do you think of the hundreds of idiots on Answerbag?
The same thing i think about the ones in the real world, dang someone could have used that brain!
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Do you think people talk about you behind your back?
Yes, because I am a hot topic of discussion!
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Do you smoke pot and hide it because you have a professional job like a cop/banker/nurse?
its not that its being hidden, i just refrain from indulging with tattle tales.
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Does smoking weed make me a bad person?? yes or no
no, it makes you a high person
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Do you work with someone that is power drunk? (abuses their position)
the assistant managers wife, she is crazy, she works here as well but she is not in management, she just manages to get on everyones nerves. she has control issues she talks to her clients like animals, she fights her husband her at work, she is rude, she blows cigarette smoke in peoples face, she has a little mans complex and she isnt even a little man.
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How many of you are satisfied with your BOSS
My boss needs a one way ticket to hell
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Have you ever encountered someone who desperately wanted your attention, you hardly know them, but they are in your vacinity at work way more than they should be, or they constantly stare at you, how do you act to them?
yes, I pretend like i dont notice they are silently stalking me, so i whisk by in passing , never make eye contact, never be alone with them, never laugh at their jokes, or remove myself when they are present, and this is hard because i love to talk and be around others, but i only do this when i have absolutely no interest
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Dating in the Office - Good Or Bad Idea?
worst idea, never mix work with pleasure
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My boss gave me my pay envelope, I ripped it open, boss came back in to tell me that he ACCIDENTALLY gave me someone elses pay envelope, I DID NOT EVEN notice, I am sooooo embarrassed, would you have been embarassed?
No, for what that mistake was his not yours
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Who loves and hates their job all in the same day?
me, i got weekends off and i get off early 2pm daily, I hate it because its run by the sopranos, so its hard to complain to mobsters
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Do you have a co worker that you can not stand and wish he/she would quit or get fired? Why do you feel this way?
I can stand the manager as a friend outside of work, but while at work I hate her existence, because she is a liar and a cheater, she accepts money from the clients, she allows the clients to engage in illegal activity on the premises, she has hired her son who is a teenage pervert, she wont have this place fumigated so i have to share my desk with red ants and roaches big like 2 year olds, she...
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Your man has tried countless times to french kiss you right after both types of oral sex with you, but you always refuse. If he threatens to leave you because of this issue, would you be willing to make this sacrifice in order to keep him?
no, never settle for something you dont like or enjoy to please someone else, ultimately you still will not be happy
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What is the most meaningful tattoo you have ever gotten / seen on somebody else? please describe.
My name in all caps across someones chest,
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I still miss my Nanna. Do you?
yes bad too, miss her is an understatement.
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Would you rather be a mermaid or a fairy?
i already feel like a mermaid with these tight jeans, so i will take the fairy look at this point.
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Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, and find line 4, What does it say?
If a patient propositions any staff member, he/she will be terminated.
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I say "Answerbag" you say?
the reason why i cant get my work done in a timely manner, but who cares!
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If we were in a club dancing, what song would you say "Awwww snap....this is my jam!" too?
E-40 I got my cup
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Caramel or toffee?
toffee
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How come some girls dont have that many girl friends?
girls hate on each other too much. I have noticed that when a man walks in the room with other men, everyone is cordial and friendly, when a woman walks into a room of women, comments start flying, such as "look @ that bitch, or she thinks she is cute, or look 2 what she is wearing" , instead of just saying hi!
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Who makes the best burritos?
There is this guy with a propane tank hooked to a burner with a cookie sheet on top, secured on a shopping cart with aluminum siding on both sides to trap the heat, he makes the best burritos, tacos and hotdogs in Kern County, and he delivers on his shopping cart.
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What color shirt are you wearing?
white background with multi color heart print design scrub top. Its all love here!
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Would you send a dish back if it did not taste good or you received the wrong food?
If it didnt taste good, no, I just know better next time. If its the wrong one yes, because thats not what my money asked for.
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Which is better - East coast rap or West coast rap?
east coast rap is better. west coast rap is too big booty and bling blinged out
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Who killed 2 pac
I used to think suge knight, but then in reality tupac killed himself, anytime you go around singing and rapping about your mortality, Bury me a G, and all those other songs he did where ultimately he was dead or gonna die, he put out the call and someone responded. I listen to his music and true he was talented however he seemed as if he was sending out an invitation to someone to end his...
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Who has better songs in terms of lyrics in them, Tupac or Eminem?
Tupac, he dealt with real issues, besides a crazy drug addicted wife, he couldnt get enough of.
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What does 'Brick House' mean in refference to a woman? Does it mean slut,or what does it mean?*
a well built woman.
She's a brickhouse
mighty mighty, just lettin' it all hang out.
She's a brickhouse
the lady is stacked and thats a fact
aint holding nothing back
she' a brickhouse
The commodores
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So can I date your X?
you can have his ass, he is not worth the price of tea in China
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What would you do if you had a premonition and it came true?
start charging for advice
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Who LOVES the feeling of getting tattoo'd?
My stupid son
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4 words you never want to hear?
Hitler was my idol
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I know its bad, But im 16, and ive been hooking up with a girl who is 12, almost 13, If her dad finds out can I get in trouble?
Not only could you end up in trouble, you could end up being cell mates with a guy named Nasty Nate.
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My town does not have a Gentleman's Club,I'm thinking of opening one,what would be a good name?
Lips, hips and tips
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If I hate everyone am I a racist?
No, you are just a HATER.
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What would you do if obama showed up at your door?
Invite him in for a beer
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If a woman who goes after younger men is called a cougar, what is a woman who goes after older men called?
A wheelchair pusher?
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I want to watch an inspiring movie. any recommendations?
The pursuit of happiness
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A buddy was just released from prison for having an affair with a student when he was a high school teacher. It was consensual between both parties. I have known the guy all my life. My wife is concerned. Should I resume my friendship with this guy?
YES, he is a friend that had poor judgement, but he has paid for his mistake. Loss of freedom, loss of career, etc.
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How about a game of I never? I'll start. I never killed anyone.
I have never been married.
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What do i do to motivate my son who is 35,to leave home?
A choke slam, or clothes line him!
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Are firemen considered pole dancers?
pole performers
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I am going back to the seventies now, what can you remember from that time?
I guess I can remember passing throuh the birth canal, then I can remember, that coppertone tan commercial where the dog is pulling down the little girls bikini bottoms.
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Do you think people who are only mildly crazy know they are crazy?
no, the think everyone else has the issues
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If you knew you were going to have a baby with a painful physical disability, would you abort if given the option?
As much as others disagree, I would terminate the pregnancy depending the severity of the illness. I have worked with children with disabilities, that range from minor to terminal. I have seen a child with a disability smile, laugh, and show love, I have also seen a child lay in bed all day not able to see, unable to hear, breathing by assistance, using medical devices, that same child spends...
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Do you think military wives, at least those of officers and NCOs, should be fitted with chastity belts while their husbands are away?
YES, but only if the husbands agree to tuck and tape their penis while they are on their tour of duty, they screw around as well, and bring back unheard of third world diseases. Married people should respect their vows and not cheat, then the only thing that needs to be worn would be wedding rings.
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At their very best, who was prettier? Elizabeth Taylor, Marilyn Monroe, or Sophia Lauren?
Sophia Lauren is a classic beauty
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NYC aids homeless with one-way tickets home. They have been flown to Paris ($6,332), Orlando ($858.40), Johannesburg ($2,550.70), or most frequently, San Juan ($484.20). Is this a good use of tax payer dollars?
I think it is a good idea to send them home so they can sleep on the streets and benches where they came from. Each state or country or whatever needs to keep their own homeless people. Send us ours and we will send you yours and we will figure something out after that, should be the motto.
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Why has welfare lost its social stigma?
Because all the jobs are going fare well
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What's your favorite ARCADE game?
centipede, pac man and galaga are all great. guess how old i am.
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Amy Winehouse is creating a new perfume -- What do you think it will smell like?
Methadone with a slight hint of cocaine.
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Your little sister just got beat up by her boyfriend.....what would you do?
Holler "where my keys?,lil sis just got beat up, lets go handle this fool, come on"
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How come people keep answering that question about, "My boyfriend calls me blaa blaa blaa"? Is there really 149 unique answers? It's pretty obvious her bf's a jerk for it. It was asked May 11th, they're probably not together anymore!
Because situations like these happen everyday not just on may 11th to that person. some people really need advice and take these answers as advice, sometimes you can really learn something from people you have never met. Even if they are not together anymore someone else is dating a jerk and they have not realized it until they came across that question with all those different answers, reasons...
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Do you like cereals with marshmallows in it? (like Lucky Charms for example)
I pick and eat the marshmallows out of lucky charms even though when you bite them they sound like fingernails on the chalkboard, i still like them
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Does captain crunch really cut the roof of your mouth?
Omg! I thought it was just me that needed to be re-roofed after eating captain crunch. lets start a class action lawsuit against the captain.
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What breakfast cereal, do you buy most often?
I like dig um smacks and the sugar bear guy, they taste the same, but the price is different by 2.00 dollars
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How are you?
Very well and yourself? Thanks for asking!
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What would you say or think if your boyfriend told you he got a lap dance at a strip club on his birthday? Would you be mad?
I am so not mad because I paid for the dance, I picked the dancer, and I choose the pants that will cover the lap that will be danced on.
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Are you more afraid of: having children accidentally or not being able to have children?
I have children, so I know everything is in working order, so i do not fear not being able to, and i cant imagine having children accidentally, accidental children are preventable.
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Do you turn your fork over to eat your peas?
Great observation, I just realized it, yes I do.
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I had a guy last night ask me to brush my teeth after giving him a blow job. Is that weird?
No, not really was this a "guy" you barely know, because if so you should have been brushing and blowing at the same time. If this is someone you do all the time, then you should know the routine with this guy. What is weird to me is letting penis juice marinate in your mouth for more than 3minutes max!
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Do you ever think that God picks on you?
No, I don't consider it picking on me, I say that He is testing me, and sometimes my test is harder than others.
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Does it annoy anybody else when people answer questions that were obviously not directed at them (i.e. questions to a specific gender that people answer no, I'm not gay or no I'm a girl) or is it just me?
It does not bother me, because i like to get opionions from everyone
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My brother said he was thinking about how nice and well loved our Father was and how it was unfair he died at 58.Then the Lord layed on his heart,how Jesus had to come from glory,who was sinless,had to bear our sins.Don't you think that is what is unfair?
I used to ponder over the fact that so many people that I hold near and dear who lived good righteous lives have sometimes died tragically, and i felt that, that was unfair to die a horrible death. I then came to the realization that Jesus suffered and died on the cross for sins He had nothing to do with, so who am I to say whats fair and not fair, I just except things the way they are and try...
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Do you have a commercial that comes on TV, that you actually enjoy watching?
yes, i love the vonage commerical where the wife is talking about the service vonage provides, and her husband is in the background doing the robot.
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Ladies: Mystery date time! Standing before you are three guys. One in formal dress with a corsage, One in blue jeans (down to his knees) and a T-shirt and one in a mystery box with a bow. Which one do you pick?
I am picking blue jeans to the knees guy, I assume his pants are sagging because with the weight of all that money in his pockets, his jeans wont stay up well
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How do you like to serve spinach? Raw, in a salad, cooked in something? Not at all?
i like to cook spinach in a little olive oil with onions, garlic, tomatoes and, scrambled egg, and crumbled bacon
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Why is it guys say i'm hot yet I'm always single?
guys that say you are hot are intimidated by your good looks. not to pat myself on the back but im not bad looking either and i find that im always single because men seem to think that i have several suitors, and who wants to compete, or they think im stuck up, but have never conversated with me, just judge the book by the cover, or they think i am a cheater because they assume i have lots of...
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What music are you listening to RIGHT NOW?
elavator music, artist unknown
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Do you like to eat raw onions?
yes, especially with tandori chicken, ummm
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What did George W. Bush do for America?
He broke it!
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Are you a simpleton or high maintainence?
I am high maintainence at my own expense!
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What do you dip your fries in?
hot mustard from mcdonalds
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Do you have an attack plan for an intruder?
i got this friend named smith and he got a buddy named wesson and we have all decided to look out for one another and hold down the fort, so anyone tryin to come in my house uninvited attempting to cause harm, please be advised that i have i got two friends that have united as one and they dont play
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Do you know any nephew or niece who's older than their uncle or aunt?
yes my 15 year old neice has a two year old aunt
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Does anyone else find strippers disgusting and disrespectful to themselves?
I have a friend that is a stripper and she is not disgusting the men that patronize the club, and want special favors after hours in the boom boom room are disgusting.
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Why did God put marijuana on Earth?
for me, for you, for us to enjoy!
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How would you describe your avatar in two words?
support awareness
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Do you prefer post or dangle ear rings?
i love the ones the dangle, they get the most attention
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I hear my dad singing terribly downstairs, what do I do?
smile and be happy, because at least you have a dad around to mutilate songs
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Would you consider most people on your friends list on AB to be intelligent? If not, why are they on your list?
I am an equal opportunity friend, I do not discriminate!
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When you (a girl ) and your cousin (a boy) are eating at the dinning table and your cousin leaves the table bcz he finishes first , and don't even waits for you , do you think it is a bad table manner?
It would be polite for him to wait but not a requirement
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Do you have a pet and what is its name
Silk and Cash
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Do you have a favorite pair of sweats that you throw on after a long hard day?
yes the pink ones that say "bootylicious"
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What did you learn from your father that you will never forget?
the importance of taking care of your kids regardless of everything!
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If a noncustodial parent doesn't pay child support they usually get their license suspended. How can the custodial parent find that out?
where i live the girls that work in the child support office will tell you anything all you have to do is act friendly, compliment their outfit, and be polite, and they will tell you anything.
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Will you be stopping by later?
do you have all the stuff i like ready or do i need to make a store run first?
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Have u ever raised ur hand on ur wife/husband/gf/bf? If yes, why?hw did u feel after the act?
yes, i beat the heck out of a bf when i caught him in bed with someone besides me. I felt like "whose next?"
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My ex-husband spent years in prison for sexually abusing my children. I know it's beneficial for me to forgive him, but how do I go about doing this? Everytime I think of him I want him to suffer as they did.
I could never benefit from forgiving someone that hurt my child. I would benefit from knowing that The Lord has forgiven me for not forgiving the child molestor
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Sarcasm is ...............................
alive and well in the comment section on AB
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What vegetable did you last eat out of a can?
peas
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How many woman out there are just not into having sex anymore with their s/o. Your not into it maybe hormones or he is not making you feel special...YOu just don't care for it anymore?
after i had my son 3 years ago, i lost interest, and also lost my relationship, because i would not have sex, he left me for a lady that not only has sex with him, but his boss, the neighbor, the ups guy, and all the staff where she works. Its cool, i have the baby, and he has the cooties possibly.
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Do you like it shaved down their or with hair,do your friends know why?
no my friends dont know why i shave or not, because we just never discuss how pubic hair holds odor.
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If you could get rid of one quality about yourself, what would it be?
the lack of financial responsibility, i will spend all my money shopping and slack on bills. only hurting myself
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Ladies: who is a famous sexy older man?
well i must be looking at a old picture, because i saw kenny in a magazine and he looked good to be a thousand years old
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Should meat be banned to appease vegeterians?
can vegetables and soybean stuff be banned to apease carnivores
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How would you go about getting a police officer fired for protecting a stalker?
idk. but if what you claim is true, i hope someone can advise you on how to get the stalker protecter fired. thats the problem with crooked cops, they are above the law.
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Why are rappers so obsessed with sexual intentions in their songs?
because it sells
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How come it's so hard for people to make healthy choices? Some of the vegetarian and soy foods (the fake cheese, burgers, etc) actually taste really good..
it cost too much to be healthy, i have never come across a dollar menu at the health food store. Its unfortunate but true
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Do you think Michael Jackson was murdered?
by who? no, i think he was tired, over worked, and over medicated, and under supervised by his host of Doctors and other enablers.
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What is the best office prank you have ever pulled?
i worked at a locked in patient psychiatric unit once, i was night shift nurse, we had 4 staff including myself and 62 mentally unstable patients, i had the on going problem of staff sleeping and not monitoring the patients, so one night i got fed up called the director and let her know, i was working alone because everyone was sleep and refused to work, so i was taking matters in my on hands....
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Do you think 67,000 is too expensive for a 18 month registered nursing course?
that would be cool if they did.
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I AM A COFFEE DRINKER, BUT NEVER HEARD OF THIS TIM HORTON STUFF, HOW CAN I GET MY HANDS ON SOME?
map questing right now, as i drink this am/pm mini mart stuff.
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Why is Guantanamo Bay still open?
Just in case?
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One thing you have gained since becoming a member of Answebag
insight, on the fact that everyone does not agree with me. LOL!
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What is, or was, your fathers profession?
My daddy is a building safety inspector for the city of los angeles, he is also a generally contractor and property owner/landlord, but his first and best job is being my daddy.
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Who your favorite rapper?
method man
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Do you look down on people who have had an abortion?
no i dont, unless used as a form of birth control
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What is the point in ironing? Is it just for OCD people to obsess over work even more?
I iron because wrinkles look tacky, and i like the way my clothes look and feel when they are clean and crisp, nice cuffs and creases are cool
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My husband makes constant jabs at me about my weight, complains when i eat anything. I dont think im overweight, and I dont want to lose weight. How do I get him to stop this hurtful behavior? (im 5'4", 135lbs, not gained any weight since we met)
tell him " i am the same size i was when we met, so whats the problem, the new lady you like must be smaller than me" and see gauge his response
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Can you please finish this sentence? I wish I could ____________________.
get two paychecks on payday
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Do cops intimidate you?
no, because usually i am not doing anything wrong. I am the person that calls my job or my dad when i get pulled over to let them know i will delayed and possibly arrested, because i refuse to let the police talk bad to me or be disrespectful just because they have a uniform badge and a gun, because i have all those same things, and im not running around being a gangster for the city i live in....
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We just got invited to a wedding where you have to pay $100 a head to attend. They want the check with the RSVP. Do we still get them a gift, cash or otherwise? Truthfully I`ve never heard of this before.
I'm sorry i am not paying to see a wedding, if you cant afford to get or be married just date until times are better. Thats in poor taste
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What type of ringtone do you prefer on your cellular phone?
I usually have a song that i feel describes me for the week, or i have a song that was cool but forgotten, so when my phone rings people say "i used to like that song"
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If you were in Bush's shoes now, what would you be doing?
oh probably working out, so i could keep my shoe ducking skills together.
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Why is Michael Jackson's demise making so much news? Other dead celebrities make news for about one minute.
Michael Jackson has been in the public eye since he was 5, MJ moonwalked, and danced like no other, he made videos cool to watch, we watched MJ go from a young black man to an adult white complexion red lipped something, regardless he was talented and i personally feel like i went through alot with this guy. This is really what the people wanted, he didnt ask to be MJ, he was born MJ, the media...
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Is Stewie gay? it seems so at times doesn't it?
he is metrosexual
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Your car won't start, what's the first thing you do?
go in the house and make my roommate figure out something while i curse and stomp
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If you were to leave AB forever, what is the reason?
Because my employer said stay off the internet or else you wont get your check
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Why is the world coming 2 an end
All good things come to an end, but its truly not over til the fat lady sings, but we dont even know what song to listen for, so i think we still have time.
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Are you at a loss for words?
never
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If somone with a disability teases you, is it okay to tease them back?
If they have the ability to formulate a tease, then they can tolerate a tease, depending on the situation, but watch out, because in my experience not to be mean, they can be strong and wont think twice about knocking you out.
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What three things are you most likely to find in your handbag?
Mace, make up and more mace
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If you received obscene, violent and threatening phone calls from a stranger would you call the police?
My mouth is so bad by the time i finished letting the caller have it, they would be trying to have their phone service terminated, so that they never make that mistake again. Whose bad?
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If you return to AB after a few days or weeks and you dont have any comments or answers, are you disappointed?
yes very, and then i get behind at work because i spend my whole shift trying to make up for lost time
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Nothing says American like___________?
The yellow bow or the red white and blue bow on your car, Letting the world know we still have soliders working hard daily, Or watching from heaven
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Stan, Kyle, Cartman, Kenny or other?
Timmy!!!!
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☻Moon walk or Robot...? ☻
the robot is cool because you can incorporate alot into the robot, where as with the moonwalk once you get to the end of the room all you can do is turn around and moonwalk the other way.
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If You're an Attractive Person,Do You Think That You Often Either Intimadate People,Or Excite People? Is it true That A pretty Person Has No True Friends? What About A Rich Person? Are they The Same?*
I am an attractive women and i do both, i have been told once a person realizes how cool and fun to be with i am, they tell me that they used to think i would be stuck up or unfriendly,, however they liked when i came around. I have a really good friend who has been my friend for 23 years she is sincere and true, but i have alot of associates because people like to be around me and i like to be...
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If you're happy and you know it, _______________________.
hit the mall, if your happy and you know it your purchases will surely show it, if you're happy and you know it hit the mall.
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Do you have a relative who you wouldn't talk to if they weren't related to you?
my cousin renee, she thinks shes all that, how is that at 478lbs?, but i guess she is all that and everything else, with her bad attitude, and fat knee caps
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Are doctors working harder than they used to?
No, the pen and prescription pad are working harder than ever.
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Do you have a family member in a Nursing Home?
By the grace of God, no not at this time, but if i did i would visit so regularly they would think i was on the payroll. I have worked in nursing homes and all i can say is the nights i worked, i worked like a dog because all the other staff was sleep or smoking cigarettes outside, and because i just so happen to care about patients and my nursing license I worked my butt off, then i woke up...
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Something annoying that happens to you when you go to the movies
I have to sit behind the man with the big back or the lady with the big hair or the kid with the big head.
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Does it annoy you when people mention how unhealthy the food you are eating is, as if you are oblivious?
I hate it, especially because they usually look like a sausage mc muffin or either a celery stick themselves.
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Where were you when Michael jackson died?
I had just got off work, and i was talking to my cousin in her patrol car when she said "girl Michael Jackson just died if I could I would drive this police car all the way to UCLA with lights and sirens because i dont believe it, but i need my job, girl.
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The "friend zone", do you know what it is? And why dont women understand men hate being in the friend zone?
Sometimes thats all they qualify as, friends.
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...do you live near water?...
there is a canal at the end of the cul de sac i live in, so we have big ducks who have taken over the neighborhood and terrorize all the dogs and cats around here.
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You've just gotten a job in a grocery store. Would you like to work in the flower dept., or the bakery making donuts, or are you more likely to be the butcher?
I would work in the bakery, i love the smell of sweets
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Have you bought more or less than 100 books in your life?
I have bought thousands of books in my lifetime, but i stopped when i got addicted to answerbag, i have no time to read. omg! what have i become?
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Why do some women check a man's shoes out first?
I look at a mans shoes to see if they are dirty or clean, up to date or not, work shoes or boots, Or I do nothing all day shoes. I dont care about the size because i have been let down by that myth before, and for me I hate big feet and long shoes, after a shoe gets to a certain length it stops being a turn on, because big long shoes usually start to curl up at the tip after a few wears and i...
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Where do you draw the line with disciplining your kids? It seems like I’m always telling my daughter to listen or to stop doing something. I just want her to turn out well, but I also want to let her be a kid and enjoy her childhood
i can understand your wanting your child to turn out well, being a parent requires consistency with regards to discipline. I teach my boys to be respectful and to have manners, I cant tolerate anything less. As far as chores, and other things, i ask for things to be done, i explain why and i expect results, i try and be reasonable and i help my kids with whatever no matter what. I talk to my...
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Should women be offended when men dress up as them for Halloween?
no, because if thats the case we should be offended daily, because maury povich and jerry springer are proof that men dress up like women daily, and to be honest they dont look half bad.
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Who remembers how, when you shut off a TV, the picture would collapse into a bright dot in the center of the screen for brief moment, and then die?
wow, we must be old. cause i remember that tv
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What do you think of a parent who never asks her/his children to tidy up after themselves?
i think they are setting that kid up for a rude awakening, because in the real world when you grow up not cleaning up after yourself, people talk about how nasty and filthy you are for always leaving a mess
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Can You Forgive Yourself And Others?
you have to learn to forgive otherwise you will live life lonely, mad and miserable, because just as long as you live here on this planet earth, people are always going to do things that require forgiveness, and you will always do things you may regret later, and need to forgive yourself for.
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Do you burp or fart in public?
yes, because i cant always make a clean get away to privacy.
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If I had a gun, a cord, some vodka, a blanket, a bed, some chocolate and a dead body on the floor.
What would you think I had done?
well i think, you and your friend were chillin, eatin chocolate and drinking vodka, drunk friend got tangled up in the phone cord and died, now you got this dead body that you have to wrap in a blanket and as you remove the blanket from the bed, you find a gun under the mattress. so now you have some explaining to do
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Something you might find in the pocket of a rental Tux
panties and/or condom wrapper
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What's something you might find in a cannister?
weed
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If someone called you a horse, would you be offended or would you take it as a compliment?
if you call me a horse make me a stallion.
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Which is the best singer, missy elliot, bob dylan, frank sinatra, or soulja boy?
ole blue eyes hands down!
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Thoughts on michael jackson?
a musical legend has offically left the building. I am so sad. I hope he is resting in paradise. I pray his family will have the strength, courage, and love those children will need. Michael will be greatly missed by me
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If you know your kid is about to do something wrong, do you wait and see if he or she makes the right choice or do you intervene before he or she makes the choice?
if i can prevent my boys from making a bad decision, i try, i will intervene. I try and pick them up before they fall. I usually refer to my own book of life mistakes, give them an example of something i did similair to what they are plotting to do, give them the end result, and it usually works, but if they dont listen after i have explained the consequences, then thats on them, i did my part...
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Do you think today's youth seem less intelligent; like, they cannot carry on an intelligent conversation. They don't know what's happening in the world. Why, if you agree with me, do you think this is?
they could be just as smart but they have been clouded by things that go on in society. They are concerned with getting rich quick, getting a record deal, and staying current with the new fashions, which only athletes, drug dealers, movie stars and people with decent jobs can afford. Then you have the teachers who are scared of the students for fear they may get beat up or shot at, and i dont...
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Are there any pro choice people like me that are VERY against late term abortions unless ABSOLUTELY necessary for the safety of mother or child?
PRO CHOICE FOR LIFE, I agree with you under those circumstances
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How dose someone have an abortion once she's pasted 5 months
why did you wait until the baby was formed, could kick, feel and think, to decide that he/she should die. I am not against abortion, but i am against child abuse and i dont care who says what, thats a child already. down rate me if you want i know where my heart is at and points dont mean anything when it comes to this kind of question. DANG!
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Does anyone else ever just find random bruises or scars on themselves and you can't remember where you got them? Or is that just me? haha
i wake up daily with unexplained bruises on my legs and arms, sometimes my arms hurt like i have been fighting. My roommate says my son and i wrestle each other in our sleep.
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In your opinion what makes for a great personality?
pleasant, approachable, non judgemental, friendly, honest and sincere, with a good sense of humor,
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Why does TV media obsess and go overboard with the coverage on deaths of celebrities(singers,actors,announcers,sports figures,royalty etc.)?
because people are stupid and have nothing better to do but live their lives through others and pay to do so.
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What is the exact place where God lives?
the exact place is in your heart if you are a believer
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Have you/do you fake orgasms often, if so why?
no, i have but i dont anymore only because its unfair to the giver if the taker is faking, the giver is under the impression that he is really doing something and he isnt doing anything but poking the inside of my thigh. I tell the truth!
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Would you ever sell your most prized possession?
no, because its my prized possession, and what i claim to be a treasure would be considered trash by someone else
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What would you bo if you found out your new friend was in the KKK or another neo nazi/ white supremacist group?
same thing i do when this patient i have comes to see me wearing this t shirt with a black man hanging from a tree(lynching). I roll my eyes and pray for that idiot
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Is your life full of drama? How do you deal with it?
my life has been consumed by drama, I never look for drama it always seems to find me. Idk if i look like i enjoy confusion or what, but everyday is a soap opera. My sister is a professional earth disturber, she creates drama from the time she wakes up until she falls asleep at night. She gossips all day, calling people from the landline and cell phone at the same time. She receives social...
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Would you choose wings, or gills?
wings, they are so beautiful
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What would you call a person who was 3rd vampire, 3rd demon and 3rd angel?
confused
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Now that the July 4th weekend is over, what is the next event you're looking forward to?
this weekend, my kids and I are going to disney and lego land and I just got paid, watch out mickey!
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Did you cry today for MJ?
cry me a river, i cried myself to sleep watching his daughter and brooke sheids
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Manual vs. automatic car seat belts. which do you favor and why?
i prefer automatic only because they remind me that safety is first on those mornings that i forget
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Ever self harmed? what made you do it? for instance I used to do it because i hated myself and it was like a kind of punishment that made me feel better for a short while.
no, but my brother does for attention
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If a fly lais eggs on your food does it mean the food is off or inedible?
flies are nasty but land on everything, idk about the egg laying thing, but if you stop eating things flies land on you are going to starve, throw away the part that was used as a landing strip and keep eating
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If you could program your doorbell, what would it say?
you must have rang with your elbow, because both hands should be bearing gifts, if you are trying to get in here!
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When your boyfriend that you live with tells you that he needs attention from others to feel attractive again
if i really liked him, i would make it a point to dress up in costume as another woman everyday and approach him as a stranger and tell him how cute he was or how sexy he is, just to spice up the relationship, and if that didnt work, i would pack my sexy disguises and save them for someone who really wants to play house.
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If you're in a serious relationship, is it wrong to be somewhat attracted to another person, even if you would never consider dating them or doing anything about it, and you love your partner very much?
attraction is normal and human, just because you are in a relationship does not mean that everyone becomes ugly or not worthy of looking at, it does not matter about where your eyes go its about where your heart is at.
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I just found pictures and video of my boyfriend having sex with his ex. He said he didn't know he had them (we live together). What is the best way to handle this?
handle it like this, have him get rid of the video, and stop snooping, usually when you look for things you find them. If it is his x and the event was not during your relationship, where is the problem? or be like me and sit with him and critique the video commenting on where he/she could use improvement, make jokes about the sex faces and body flaws, them throw the video away and move on.
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Do you ever look in the mirror and see a real ugly person looking back and wonder why your s/o is with you?
nope, never, i look in the mirror and say "if no one else likes me, i sure like myself, and shame on whoever for not lovin me like i love myself, aint that right mirror?"
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Do you make love or hell?
i raise hell make love and an occasional deal with the devil
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If God exists, then why does he let bad things happen to innocent people?
He does exist, and simply put, look what happened to his son.
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Sometimes men really make me feel bad. They hurt my feelings and are insensitive. Are there any men who are sensitive?
he died and the services will be televised tomorrow
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Will you excuse me...while I FLAUNT my POLICE-ness around?
sure why not, what will you be doing, racial profiling, giving bogus tickets, having cars towed, planting drugs, or just having a donut
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Do you consider pole dancing an art?
yes, except when performed on Jerry Springer
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What would you do if you found out that your best mate's girlfriend was posing for nude (vulgar) photos, totally behind his back? They're in a long-term steady relationship, and she's the over-possesive/jealous one of the two. Honestly, what would you?
buy a prepaid phone(so he does not recognize the number) with picture messaging and send a picture to his phone. a picture is worth a thousand words
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How long can you leave your kid with someone
with my parents, forever, with my sister a couple of hours with my roommate days, with his dad never, with my neice, until she gets sleepy, at daycare about 5-6 hours. But i dont leave him long anywhere because he is a spoiled cry baby and i dont want to go to jail because someone mistreated my cry baby
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Name something that is black and white
i have this client with a set of black and whites. At the gumline the teeth are black and then the become gray and at the very tip they are white. Go figure!
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Ladies... on the list of priorities for what you like in a man.... how important is being an excelent father and family man? like to the point that he can play the role of Mr Mom.
very important, nothing like a man that loves and respects the institution of family and togetherness
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Do you think michael jackson really had vitiligo (the skin disease that makes you white little by little) or was he bleaching his skin to look white?
i think he was bleaching his skin to cover up something, either a skin disease or a personality disorder.
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How much would someone have to pay you to eat a cockroach?
i would take a thousand dollars quick, because since i eat take out and fast food i know i have eaten several for free
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Do you ever take the long way home? Why?
yes, so i can see which of my neighbors is parking around corners hiding their car from the repo man
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What do your hands smell like?
methadone and love spell by victoria secret
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Why wouldn`t you respect someone?
because they had no respect for me, which means they dont respect themselves
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Michael Jackson's memorial service will be broadcast live around the world: will you watch it?
yes, i will watch while at work
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What is the most beautiful thing you have ever seen?
1991 my son at birth, then 2006 my other son at birth
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How much water do you drink per day?
as much as they put in 6 cups of coffee and 4 coca colas.
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"By the time a man realizes that maybe his father was right, he usually has a son who thinks he's wrong." -- Charles Wadsworth. Is your dad currently right or wrong?
my dad is right, wrong and whatever else he wants to be or think he is, i refuse to say he is wrong about anything, i depend on him too much to disagree
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What is the fastest way for my friend to get her stomach in tip top shape by Friday?
cut out a picture of what you would like your stomach to look like on friday, get some tape, and tape the picture to your stomach and imagine, thats the only thing i can come up with for results by friday.
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When was your first kiss? How was it? I had mine a couple days ago and I'm 13.
i kissed a boy and i liked it, in the 3rd grade. It was summer and i was visiting my cousin, he was visiting my cousin as well. 20 years later i saw him at the same cousins wedding and we hooked up.
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Can you describe Adolf Hitler in one word?
dead
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What's a good game to get for an adult party? Maybe something we can incorporated drinking....
we have those we call them "keep it real" sessions and we have a blast after all the fighting is over
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Who would win king kong or godzzlila why?
godzilla breathes fire, not much you can do against fire balls
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If your lover punches you square in the face out of anger, do you punch them back?
an eye for an eye, a punch for a punch. Please believe that was the last day we were lovers
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How do you get your self esteem back after a husband cheats and kicks you out to live with his girlfriend, and how do i stop comparing myself to her and thinking she is better?
how is she better if she is left with the liar/cheater?
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Do you like amusement parks?
Love um!
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What would George Bush be saying to his wife in bed?
Sr. would say "honey you kind of look like the quaker oats guy"
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How do you greet co-workers or friends in the morning?
well for me, i think im sexy, so i just wink at everyone and hold up my coffee cup, "like cheers"
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What's the worst thing you could find while peering up a womans skirt?
soiled panties turned inside out
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For guys, do yu like small backs on a girl or wide backs?
i am not a guy, but who is purposely looking for a big back woman.if you end up with one it just kind of happened, its usually never planned
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What do you do when you love someone you are not sexually compatible with?
who stole my boyfriend?
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Does Cialis work the same way as Viagra?
Idk, but i dont think so, i work at a clinic and The Doctor is always running out of viagra in the pharmacy but the boxes of cialis are collecting dust
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Unusual things for a space alien to say?
nice earrings where did you get them?
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Are us men expected to tell girls "why" we love them? What should you say if the girl asks & wants specifics? Ladies seriously, what do you wanna hear?
just the truth, thats all i want
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Do you ever wish you could just pack up everything you have and move some place far away and just start a new life?
Yes, I wish this was possible,as long as i could take my kids and parents.
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Why do woman always try to use their sex appeal to get guy's? Why is that our job?
because it works, it is not my job, i just do it has a volunteer because im good like that
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Why do dudes keep staring at me?
you could be hot, or maybe not. You might have a distinguishing feature, or a pleasant appearance.
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Personally, I see viewing porn (alone) as cheating. You're lusting after other men/women, and claiming that you're not actually with them seems like a poor justification. If you don't agree, will you please explain to me your point of view on this?
I do not consider it cheating, i consider it getting ready for when i get home!
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What type of skirts should girls wear to school?
The type that dont distract boys too bad, the type that will keep the male teachers from being tempted and ending up doing 10 in the pen!
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Do you have a crazy relative in the attic or basement?
no, we gave her a whole house to herself to be crazy in alone. we tried having her live with us, then one day she put on a full scubba diving suit and puff jacket and went bee catching, and caught the damn bees, brought them to the house and let them live in a closet in her room, we tried to get her help, but she would make the doctors think we were lying on her. So she packed her bees and...
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Who seems to be the most giving member of your family?
my angel of a mother
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Did you ever go to summer camp as a kid? Was it a pleasant experience? What was the attitude of the counselors?
I went to camp in the fifth grade and i hated it. The counselors were teenagers that put on a good front for the parents, but as soon as the parents left all hell broke loose. We spent two weeks watching the counselors run from cabin to cabin naked, teasing the fat kids or the less fortunate kids, they stole our money and had sex with each other for two weeks straight. On top off that we ate...
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Why was a child molester (Michael Jackson) allowed to adopt children?
when was the conviction?, those were accusations, and if thats the case than why did the parent of the supposed to be molested child/children, accept a monetary payment for her childs molestation? If someone molested my child, i would want to be paid with the molestors blood sweat and tears, not his money, and i would still be on every news station condemning the person that hurt my child....
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Would you rather your lover buy you a rose, or pick you a daisy?
pick me a daisy and give me the rose money= best of both worlds
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What's a Popeye con? (They keep talking about Michael Jackson, the Popeye con.)
someone that can con popeye out of all his spinach, for a simple moonwalk lesson.
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Is Tori Spelling ugly to you?
I dont think she is ugly, but i dont think she is anything to write home about
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What question would you like to ask your pet?
Why cant you designate a spot to crap in instead of doing it everywhere, so you can stop tip toeing through crap and walk like a regular dog.
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I shave, wax, wear nice boots, bag & get manicures & peticures every week. I'm tall & hot & bonde, but why can't I get a man?
because you take care of yourself, people assume you are high maintenance and feel that they can not afford to keep up with what would be considered your habits. This is the problem that i have, and i have been told that i am intimidating. The fact to the matter is, all the things i do for myself to keep myself together, i will do regardless of what kind of money the person i date has, i do...
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Would you wear a white glove in honor of michael?
im at work wearing one latex glove, my hand is sweaty, my patients are laughing, my staff is telling me to stop, they are lucky i couldnt find my old red zipper jacket and penny loafer shoes
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One day some kid from the neighbourhood carried my moms groceries all the way home, you no why?
either your mom is hot or he was hoping for a tip.
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Thoughts on michael jackson?
a pair of shoes with wings on them going up to heaven
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Does anyone else feel slightly weird now michael jackson has died like your not sure music will be the same?? Or is it just us 80's kids?
I feel like Wow, this is unbelievable, but realistically music will be the same without him, music gets better with time, he has so many followers and fans that his legacy and sound will live on forever.
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Who's cooler, Michael Jackson or Michael Jordan?
Jordan is cooler, but how do you even compare the two?
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Is anyone happy that a certain famous child molestor is dead?
Are you serious? this is in poor taste.
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Do you think that Michael Jackson should be pitied?
no, those of us left to deal with homelessness, horrible economy, unemployment and poverty should be pitied.
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Who here is going to miss Michael Jackson? Just list your first name. I know I will.
a. johnson will miss michael jackson greatly.
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We have all heard the saying that 'bad' things happen in 3's - who is going to be the next Celebrity to die...?
we have hade three, ed, farah, michael. the next set of three maybe patrick swayze, amy winehouse, and tory spelling, and the only reason i said tory was because someone i know showed me a picture of her in hollywood kissing him and partying, and he is not the healthiest person in the world
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What's your reaction to Michael Jackson's death? Were you a fan?
This is horrible. The worst part for me was seeing his small body swaddled in the sheet boarding the helicopter, it seemed unreal that Michael Jackson was under that sheet no longer living, I was watching the news as they boarded his body and i was waiting for him to get up, dance, talk, anything, but nothing. I was sick watching this. I always wondered about what he would look like as he got...
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Did anyone cry over michael jacksons death?
I want to but cant. I have used all my tears on my own personal loss, but that does not change the fact that i am so sad, but not for him, because he is no longer lonely, over medicated, and confused. I am sad because i will never have the opportunity to see him in concert or enjoy any new music or exciting dance moves, it may be selfish on my part, but he will be greatly missed by me.
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How did Michael Jackson die?
suddenly
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Was Michael Jackson God? yes / no.
Um, no!
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Have you heard about the prank where people throw their drinks at the fast-food workers who are in the drive through window (imitating a YouTube video)? Do you think it's funny?
No that is not funny, that could be my kid in that window working, and if that ever happened to my son, i swear i would hunt down the person that did it, I would hold them down the best way i could and pour soda in their face until i got tired.
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What would be a great title for Micheal Jackson's biography?
Peter Pan the untold story
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Was Michael Jackson the King of Pop or Wacko Jacko for you?
Michael Jackson was a great entertainer, performer, and musician, he was also a troubled soul, but most importantly, he was someones son, brother, father, and friend and we should respect that. Rest in paradise!
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What caused Michael Jackson's suspected cardiac arrest?
denial
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How do homeless people get real, regular-paycheck jobs (not odd jobs or cash-only labor) when they've been homeless for years and have no job experience or education?
the only way to accomplish this, is to want to do better. when you really want to do better, you then begin to take advantage of the programs available offering homeless assistance. i work a at community outreach program and all too often i meet people who are down on their luck, we go through this whole process of finding placement for the client and guess what, they dont show up or show up...
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Has anybody ever heard of preparing for birth by masturbating with larger things than you are used to? My future in-laws keep on about me doing so because "c-sections are immoral" and they want to make sure I do not have to have one.
no i have never heard of this. it sounds kind of freaky to me, but that just me
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What qualifies as thug life?
this is a thug life, four baby mommas and 11 kids, but you only like the first baby momma. You have a shoe box containing all the love letters received while in jail. you have several tattoos but the ink is all the same color because they were all done in jail. you have several wave caps in different colors. you dont have a car, you direct traffic from the passengers seat. Your mom has multi...
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Can you spell?
onederfull
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Has the highway to hell been upgraded to a freeway?
yes, and it now has a bridge, toll both, gate keepers and cal trans workers.
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Should welfare recipients have to work for their money?
yes, and mandatory drug testing. as a taxpayer i am sick of buying my stay at home mom neighbor of 6 kids weed and beer and incense
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Describe exactly how you wash your butt in the shower?
i get a towel and a bar of soap, i lather the towel really well, then i start thinking about you and then i start rubbing softly??????
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Are you a good cook or a lousy one?
yes
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What are you counting on at lifes end?
reuniting at the big family reunion in the sky
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What do you when you feel like giving up on life?
I think about the fact that everyday that i wake up God has given me a second chance to do better and be better, and shame on me if i do not take advantage of the opportunities life has provided me with.
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Dont you think Farrah Fawcett was incredibly beautiful?
i thought she was, and i loved her awesome hair
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My dad Calls me names such as Specky four eyes, Ugly, Bastard, Slag etc. and he has pushed me hard once that threw me off my bed but i really dont think he ment to do it do hard =/ im 15 now is this abuse? or just the man my dad is?
sorry honey but your dad is abusive, where is the rest of your family? They need to make him stop or go away, since he wants to treat people badly.
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Will you join me in a moment of rememberance for Farrah Fawcett?
rest in paradise, she will be greatly missed. She is no longer charlies angel, but forever Gods angel.
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How do girls go and pee standing up?
no, the question is why do girls go pee standing up?
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Why have we not found remains of Noah's ark?
we as in me and you? if thats the case, we have not found noahs ark, because i refuse to go looking for an arc, and i assume you dont want to search alone.
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My wife don't cook or clean. Should I get divorce?
did she forget to cook and clean when she was just your girlfriend? did you leave her then?
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Who is more to blame for the dissolution of the Gosselin's (Jon & Kate Plus 8) marriage? Jon or Kate?
the camera person or people that follow them
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What TV show/movie can make you laugh every time you watch it? What is your favorite part?
step brothers, the whole movie is a riot
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Does the difference in salary make the difference in power in a relationship?
unfortunately with me yes. I make the most, i spend it the fastest and hardest, so i wear the pants, skirt, boots and heels. I am the hog with the biggest balls, and thats why i am single because i am too full of myself.
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Do you ever take a lot of pictures of your pets and show them around to people like they were your kids?
no
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What do you think of this statement? "Abortion is premeditated murder"
Down rate me if you want. Things happen everyone does not wake up responsible. abortion as a means of birth control, NO. ABORTION because you made a mistake or you were raped, then so be it. I think it is more of a sin or a crime to have a child you cant take care of, making that child suffer throughout its childhood.
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In a marriage, do you think one person should handle the finances, or both?
involvement by both, however if one person is more responsible they should be the head off the finance dept. and the other person can be the asst. manager
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Have you ever been on the phone with someone and wished you could reach thru the phone and do bodily harm to him/her?
yes, my lying ass sister
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Do you think that people who are always criticizing others for little things are truely needy sad little people inside,or do they just have a overinflated ego? POP! ?*
its a combination of both. My roommate is totally miserable, he complains about everything and everyone, he finds fault in everything, except himself. he thinks he is fabulous, but he cant keep a job, he talks too much has a smart ass mouth, no money, no license, no car. He thinks because he looks halfway decent that should account for something. I constantly tell him, you take your good looks...
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You grew up in the '90s if you remember...
oh! so you remember when jaime fox was sha nana. and jim carey wore that bikini and two ponytails. you remember pac and biggie, the fake rap war that killed two aspiring artist. you remember seeing suge knight and saying "look at that big mf" you remember when busta rhymes was skinny, when snoop had a curly flat top. you remember the lady of rage rockin ruff and stuff with her afro...
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Spongebob Square Pants laugh sounds like ____________________?
my car when i am turning left.
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On a scale from 1 to 10, how much do you like your job?
i like my job (2). 1 reason is because im still here. 1 other reason is because my check is always accurate. 1+1=2. otherwise me and this roach next to me at my desk think this place is a joke.
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Would having sex with friends in a very friendly way as an expression of friendship be considered as cheating?
I have learned the hard way true friends do not have sex with friends, true friends warn each other about who not to have sex with.
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Do you think painted toenails are sexy, cute, ugly, or do you think nothing of them?
I think a pair of pedicured toes on nice clean feet accompanied by a pair of high heeled strappy sandals are to die for.
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Have you ever been that close to death?
I was choking on a slice of bacon and my daddy saved me, i was a goner.
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What would you do if Answerbag ceased to exist?
I would be greatly affected, because then i would have to concentrate on my paid job.
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Would you rather be rich for 5 years or have unlimited weed for life?
i would take rich for five years because weed and the munchies look terrible on my hips for a lifetime.
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What colour eyeliner do you wear? What colour are your eyes?
brown eyes, no eyeliner, black mascara
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What cocktails can you make using gin?
Gin and cranberry juice, gin and pineapple juice, gin, oj and cranberry 2gether. vanilla flavored gin with vanilla coke is good too.
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What is exstacy like?
This is a pleasure i hate to promote, but its like falling asleep in a bed of money. its like heaven on earth. its like a never ending party with no violence. its like adult disneyland with all the characters running around. its like butterflies, cotton candy, hearts, flowers, and all things cute and pretty. but i have outgrown those days, plus i took a half a bling(pill) partied all night,...
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For those of you who love to cook, what are your 5 "must-have" herbs/spices that you could not give up?
garlic, parsley, basil, bay leaf, and curry powder
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Why did they pick you?
because they wanted a hottie to represent them. thats why
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If a space ship landed in your back garden, and an alien got out. what would you do or say?.
I would say get your ass from back there unless you plan on cutting the grass and cleaning up the dog crap!
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What would i like about you...?
my keep it real approach to life.
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When do you know it's time for a major change in your life?
When you feel empty and unfulfilled
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What your hometown best known for? Is there a particular image, icon, location, or product that stands out?
Buck Owens and the Crystal palace
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Have you had any coffee today?
I have had enough to last me until tomorrow
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Look at your pet. What do think about Him/Her. Do you consider them apart of your family? Would you run into a burning building to save them?
I am ready for the down ratings. here I go. I look at my pets and think, you guys are cute and i paid alot for you guys. I do not regard them as a part of my family, but we take care of them. I wish that they were with a nice person who could make them walk on a leash, because i can not. I would not run into a burning building to save them, but i would make every other effort to try and save...
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What color,style, or pattern is the comforter on your bed?
soccer balls, and stuff, my kid likes that.
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Do you believe Ahmadinejad (Iran President) he says there are no homosexuals in Iran?
no i do not believe him, he just cant see them because they are in the closet
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My boyfriend is a crack addict and weed user he is abusive but I love him and I keep tryin to leave him . What is wrong with me? Why can't I stay away from him.
Learn to love yourself first and foremost and then you will have that moment of clarity and realize that you deserve better, and that you are possibly an enabler and you are not helping your bf, by being passive. if you love him inspite of his addictions then you need to man up, start attending meetings and support groups with him, acquire new friends and hobbies, and let him know that Today we...
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What are the three things in your opinion that are needed to make a relationship work?
trust, respect, and money
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If there was a rule book for your life, what would be the first rule in the book?
If you have normal rational reasonable parents, listen to them, they do not mean you any harm, and it will make your life so much easier.
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What lyrics from what song describe you best?
i believe in miracles, where you from? you sexy thang!
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Are you embarrassed about the way you look?
Hell no, i am more embarrassed about how other people look
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What is one thing you keep track of time for?
life
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Did tyrin tunner die in menace to society
he been dead, but he came back to life in the movie Belly
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Have you ever dated someone, or have been in a relationship with someone that is from a different economic class than you(Ex. Yuppie dating low income)? How'd it work out or what is your opinion of it?
I am comfortable financially, before I was comfortable on my own, my dad had a nice cushion for me as a child growing up, not bragging or anything, but this did not work out well for me. Since i was used to being comfortable, when i started dating i had certain expectations of guys. I wanted to be wined and dined, but most of the guys i dated could only afford what i wanted to do for a matter...
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Does anyone here still have a "type"?
yes, you can never settle. My type is employed, smart but not nerdy, funny, motivated, has goals(still), easy on the eyes, not a cheater, tries to avoid lying, loves his parents and respests mines. He likes for me to look nice, enjoys me shopping for us! responsible, pays the bills at least his portion. and finally, he loves my kids.
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What would you do if you saw a kangaroo outside of your window?
grab the boxing gloves, have you ever seen a kangaroo fight?
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Can frozen milk make you go blind?
I do not think so, because if that was the case My name should be stevie wonder, i always freeze milk.
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Your 17 year old son wants to be a roadie with a hip hop band. Are you down with that?
down with it? on my day off i am driver. my 18 year son is doing that same thing. He is aware that he must pursue an education, however music his his passion, so i support him 100%. I save all his flyers from parties that he promotes, i listen to his music, i make my friends listen, I sit in the car while he goes to photo shoots. i encourage his friends whose parents can careless about what...
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If you could be one item in a grocery store, what would that be? Why?
coffee, so i can help you get your day started
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Garlic lovers - what do you like the most with garlic?
everything including vampires
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Who here agrees with me that cowards giving you a down rating should have to post a reason and their name?
i second that motion!
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Why do men wear shoes without socks?
so they can be alone, with those stinky feet
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How can you have any _______ if you don't __________?
morals/care
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I bought my son (he's about 15 mons) one of those back-packs with a leash....Do you think I am a horrible mother?
who cares what people think, people are going to have something to say regardless. my son has one of those, and we get alot of questions and stares, but i wont make the news because my child ran off into traffic, or got kidnapped. Safety first! you are a thoughtful mother.
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What do you think we should be doing about pedophiles that are repeat offenders....Apparently jail time is not working.
let bubba rape them
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As a beauty queen, what will you do for your country and the youth
what is a beauty queens job or responsibility to the public, besides being beautiful. anything else is not her job!
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Why can't men be honest and tell the truth?
because you cant handle the truth.
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Do you know anyone named Megan?
yes, my nephews gf
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How would you feel if your s/o said they had many relationships before you?
I would not care, i would just hope that he has perfected his relationship skills
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Tell me a traffic sign that best describes your love life?
beware deer crossing
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_______ + Money = Happy Men
fat monkey
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Have you ever had a debt collector at the door? ... Your reaction?
i said why would you come all the way over here to get cursed out when i could have cursed you out over the phone, like i always do.
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If you saw someone with blue hair what would you think?
oh look a loyal member of the crips gang
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How much should you tip your waiter or waitress when you go out to dinner?
the service determines the tip.
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Say you're married, and you exchange a lot of raunchy, sexually suggestive text messages and pictures with an Ex. Is that considered cheating, or a form of it?
I consider it rude and disrespectful to your spouse.
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How can anyone say Bush was worst than Obama? Look at all our jobs going going daily!!!
how can you blame another person for the mess someone else left behind, you dont like it, then you clean up the mess.
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Why does society dictate that women should be free of body hair while it doesn't place that pressure on men?
there is no pressure for me to want to be smooth and clean shaven thats what I like.
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What kind of dog do you have?
cocker spaniels
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If you saw someone with yellow hair what would you think?
oh look yellow hair! she should have worn yellow accessories
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Do you ever notice that some people want to kick you while you're down,while others tend to bring you up?*
some people are helpful and positive, while others are mean and envious and like to see you have a difficult time, and to all those negative people i say "Hi Haters"
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One of my Friends said people only do nice things to others because they aspect some kind of personal gain from it purely by nature. I have a completely different opinion on this topic and i would like to see the rest of the answer bag's community opinion
so not true, my mother is nice to everyone and everything, and she has been doing it too long for it to be fake, and she gains nothing from it except, a good feeling in her heart
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Finish this sentence, I wish the world was_________________! no more than 3 words..
a fair place
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After two years i finally cleaned my Junk Drawer out! What was i thinking?
the same thing i thought when i cleaned mine out, Why the hell was i saving this
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Whats the worst thing you can say during or after sex?
are you going to pay me as much as your dad does?
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Do you remember who the very first performing artist you became a fan of?
I liked the group New Edition.
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Can you get an animal with two different coloured eyes? I just read in a fiction book today that a dog had one blue eye and one brown eye. Any ideas?
that dog really exist, not only is he in that book, he lives by my house, and he is mean as heck.
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Were you named after a relative, a famous person or a character from a book?
I was named after my moms friend who worked at the bank with her. Hello my name is Tonie, the nurse said Toni is cute, but you have to give her a real name to go with Tonie, so my real name is Antoinette. I love my name and nickname, thank you nurse and bank lady for giving my mom such a great name idea.
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You are at the beach and I have a small shack that sells food and drinks, What would you like?
my son and i will take two crabby patties.
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Why shouldn't I commit suicide? Or why should I?
you shouldnt because it might end your sadness, but it will be the beginning of a lifetime of sadness for the people that care about you. Plus thats the loser way out.
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Eric Clapton or Elton john as better musicain overall?
Elton, hands down, he is the total package.
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Do you ever feel disgust for most of the human race?
i feel sad. i am not yet disgusted but i am getting there.
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If i only eat breakfast, will i lose weight?
yes, and your mind will go next
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What's the funniest name you've ever heard?
templetomtwesha, and iwanna and uwanna cotton, they are sisters. we grow up in the same neighborhood and these kids were teased so bad daily they would go home crying. you would think they would have learned and named their own kids decent names, but no, between the three they have, sven(7), stone, rockeisha, keyairla, and a host of other children who will be humiliated throughout school and life
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Why do men like women peeing in their mouth?
omg. where are these men that like to take urine specimens in the mouth, so i can notify the health department.
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Ladies...why did you have your labia pierced?
because it looks so sexy!
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In what way did you lose your virginity? (getting drunk? other ppl's influence? for experience? or for love?)
bathroom floor with a person that i cant even remember his name, and i did it because i felt left out, and i was so stupid, i said i was pregnant that night.
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Why don't women like kinky sex?
when i was younger i had an interest, but as i got older i began to think, if someone is doing all this freaky stuff to me, and does it so well that means he has lots of practice, and that thought alone makes me sick to my stomach.
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How would you write the sound of spitting?
y u c k
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Do you have a meat tenderizer hammer thingy in your kitchen?
yes, i have the hammer thingy and i have a poker type thingy, but i do not use either. got them for show
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Which would you rather eat,a mango or a watermelon?
mango, i am tropical like that
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What do you think of this quote: Never leave the one you love for the one you like because the one you like will leave you for the one they love. i like it
you like it I love it
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Could you forgive a criminal?
i forgive my brother, but i do not condone criminal activity. he is a part time criminal
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If the Queen showed up at your front door RIGHT NOW, is your home neat/clean enough to show her in? OR are there dirty dishes in the sink, the beds aren't made, etc?
the Queen need to call me first
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Why Do Nightmares Happen?
idk, but i know that whatever i watch before i fall asleep is the dream or nightmare i have, depends on what i am watching, which is usually forensic files, i used to get killed all the time, but i have conditioned my brain to make me dream that i am solving the crimes instead of being the crime.
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Do you always kneel down to pray?
No not always, sometimes i need or think about Jesus while i am up in motion
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Did your parents ever argue in front of you?
yes, and i am traumatized
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Do your parents get along well?
no, my mom is a little crazy now, my dad used to be but he recovered, so they have never been able to see eye to eye. they get along well for events, where people do not know that they do not get along
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Are you ready for another adventure?
I am still trying to recovery from the last adventure
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Can you wear a yellow dress with gold shoes...and accessories?
Depends on you, me I would but i bling like that. It is a bit flashy but if you dont over do it that outfit can go over really well.
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Is Meth a good way to lose weight?
yes, its also a good way to lose respect, your self esteem, your family and friends, BUT it is a good way to obtain those ugly sores on your face, because you have been tweekin', so whats the purpose you will lose weight and be ugly!
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Women: Describe your perfect man in one sentence.
The perfect man for me would be one that loves me and my children, he would respect my parents, and also be responsible and take care of home.
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How old were you when you finally had a younger person call you old?
like 30, my neice was explaining something to me and said the lady was old like you auntie.
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Have you ever heard a payphone ring? If so, did you answer it? Have you ever called a payphone? If you've done either of these things, what went down?
I have answered a pay phone and when i did i was instructed to look for a lady with all black on, the grim reeper i assume. I couldnt find her so i hung up
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I stopped this car on a traffic stop. i had only planned to give the driver a warning. the lady driving was from Somolia, dressed in long clothing. son in back seat wanted to shake my hand. she jumped and said "don't touch me". can you vision what i said?
I can not imagine what you said, but i can imagine what could have happened if you touched her, your dash cam would have caught her running and pulling away, talking harshly, and showing how she is unaware of the road rules in this country, and we could have watched it on one of those cop shows.
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There are some people who never say anything unkind about others or to others. Do you personally know anyone like that?
yes, my sisters boyfriend, we cant get him to gossip with us about anyone.
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Is it possible to live with someone of the opposite sex who is completely unrelated to you without sexual tension ever being in the way?
THIS IS HUMANLY IMPOSSIBLE. I live in a roommate situation, and i do not like him like that, but he has convinced himself that we are together.
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Has anyone ever spit on you?
yes, and she is probably still crawling around looking for her teeth.
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Do you smile at passers-by (always, never, selectively)?
no, i stare and smile depending on the response from the stare
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Are you making use of your college degree?
nope, this certificate is working better than the degree.
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Would you rather look like Pam Anderson, Angelina Jolie or Jessica Simpon?
I like my look better than all of theirs but i can take all their money and keep my own good looks.
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When are you leaving? When will you be back?
about 10:30 returning tomorrow at 5:15am
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What is a good middle name to go with the first name "Olivia"? I have my future son named, but I can't come up with a good middle name for a daughter. (Last name is pronounced "Tracy" although it isn't spelled that way.)
it has got to be Newton and your son could be John. nothing else sounds good but Newton.
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How old were your children, when they first learned to walk without your help?
my oldest son got up a started walking on his own the day of the Rodney King Riots, like he got scared or something and was ready to leave he was 1 year 2 days old, my little son started walking a week after his first birthday. they are 14 years apart and had the same pattern, but i carried them alot.
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Do you like the name "Logan" for a child?
yes, very respectable,
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How much do you know about the history of the town/city/village in which you live?
I know that this is the land that time forgot. I know that when we used to visit 30 years ago, tumbleweeds would be everywhere and there were only a few houses, my grandparents and their neighbors. I know that police has always been corrupt. I know that there are no sidewalks, I know that people of color are not welcome on certain sides of town, I know i need to leave, but i also know my...
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Would you have the Patience to be a School Bus Driver?
nope, you go to jail for beating up kids
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I am not happy with the weather today - is there anything I can do to make it better?
No not really, you can not change the weather you can only change you, so to make yourself happy, go get dressed for the weather you were expecting.
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My wife passed away 3 mos. ago and i dont think i can make it with out her
You can make it, she would want you to. Go seek help, talk to someone. My sons father passed away 4 months ago, and i felt the same way, but i had to realize that I have to make it, people depend on me. I have an obligation to my sons father to care for his son, spread his positive message, and be productive, and happy just as he was, and i find strength in knowing that he is my angel, he...
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Do You Get A Paid Vacation From Work and How long is it ?
Do you Get paid Holidays?
I work for a company that sucks real hard, how fair is this, after one year of employment you qualify for a weeks vacation, however during that year, if you have been absent or late that time gets deducted from your vacation, so most people dont stay here a year to qualify, but for me i just made a year and when i do the math i get about 30 minutes of paid vacation for my year of service. I had...
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What sport were you best at in High School? Do you still play it?
is ditching school considered a sport?
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Why do they say not to reheat coffee after it's gone cold?
to me it does not have that same fresh taste, however i have learned to like unfresh coffee. I reheat my coffee all day, because i drink coffee all day and can not afford to make a fresh pot or buy a fresh cup everytime my coffee gets luke warm.
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How can God be everywhere and know everything? How can God know everyone's thoughts?
if you made everything, every person , every animal, every insect, you would know everything too!
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What do u think of people who are indesisive about stuff like what they want out of life?
I don't think negative of them, because life has so much to offer sometimes it is hard to pick and stick to one thing. As long as you are doing something positive or productitive no matter how small the task is. At some point however one must buckle down and become serious and focus on what the true meaning of life is for that individual, and make every effort to make the most of it
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What kinds of typing annoy you the most, e.g. TYPING IN ALL CAPS, cre8ing stupid text-slang, havin no cents of grammar, etc.?
all caps does not bother me, text slang is not an issue. The "no cents" of grammer is killing me.
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Have you ever had a conversation with a ghost?
i see what appears to be a lady in my hall from time to time, and i would not say i have a conversation, but when i see her i say "ok lady don't start that walking around hangin out in the hall shit"
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I've just finished a 3 day booze bender, any hangover advice?
just hangover the side of the toilet so you dont mess up the floor
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If your child called you in the middle of the night for a ride home because they had been drinking, would you do it without thought?
"son, im on my way where are you?, if anyone else is too drunk to drive let them know i am coming and wait im the taxi tonight and God willing no one will make headlines"
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Seriously. How important can designer clothing really be?
As important as one makes them. I could care less about so called designer clothing, because to me why would i advertise someone else name and make them rich, when i like my own name better and aspire to be rich. How can i get rich buying their over priced clothing?
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I'm doing cocaine for the first time this weekend, any tips or advice?
If you are prepared to start living a life full of guilt and shame, go ahead. If you do not have a problem with lieing and stealing, be my guest. If dissappointing your parents and love ones is not a problem, then there you have it. Instead of selling all your possesions let me have them. Instead of paying for the dope mans new 22 inch rims, sponser my son through college with all that money...
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If you have a pet,what is its name and what kind of animal is it?
2 cocker spaniels silk and cash
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What are some things in russia
Russians
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(Females only) Does virgina Opening gets bigger when you get a certain age?
the state of virginia is open to everyone regardless of age of gender, it doesn't get bigger it remains the same throughout the ages?????????
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If you were a boss at your job and were in charge of hiring, do you think you would lean towards hiring younger or older people?
older, kids play too much, but then they have to have a chance somewhere, so what do you do?
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What bad things would happen if weed was legalized and treated the same as alcohol?
the makers of visine would be rich
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How can i be sure i have ADD or ADHD? Do you know people that have it, what did the meds do for em?
i work with children who have add and or adhd, and the only thing that the medication does do the children i see is make them drool and sit around like zoombies, i also see non medicated children and the parents spend alot of time with these children re directing them, utilizing distraction techniques, working with teachers and others in an effort to help the children, this works better but is...
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A girl at my work lost everything in a fire. He house her clothes her car, everything. She has an 18 month old son, a husband, and a baby girl on the way. My work is asking for a donation for her, i dont have a lot of money, how much is appropriate?
you give what you are realistically able to give without it being a hardship for you and your family.
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Ladies, what if a man shakes you, not hits you, but shakes you? Is that as bad as hitting?
it is the same, wrong, do not tolerate it
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If you were right off the beach laid back on a float and something nudged you from behind, what's the first thing you would think?
thought jaws was dead
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Is it cool for a girl to have more than one boyfriend to satisfy her needs? AND THEY DONT KNOW ABOUT THE USED GOODS!
if everyone is cool with it, than all is fair in love and war.
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I grew up in a household with a continuous stream of visitors throughout the day. Is your household like that?
no, but my sisters house is like that and my niece hates it. I thought it was cool, until i sat there all day one day and felt like i was living on jerry springer, too much gossip and drama, just call me after i get off work and feel me in on the 411
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Am I weird for being terrified of having a child? I've always wanted to have kids, I'm just scared of them. lol What's wrong with me?
you should be scared, having children is a task in itself, just think someones whole entire existence is dependent upon you, it is a major endeavor, but the most rewarding experience you can ever imagine. DON'T BE SCARED BE PREPARED!
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Just what is it that you do all day anyway?
i wake up, i go to work, i get off, i chill out,
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If you had unlimited money and space, what one thing would you add to your bedroom?
a nice looking muscular rich man
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What are your thoughts on Star Trek?
i think i hate it, but thats just me, i have a hard time understanding earth so i definetely cant comprehend space
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I found out that my wife got drunk and hooked up with some dude on a recent "girls only" trip. She doesn't know that I found out, should I confront her?
yes, you should tell her you went to the doctor and you have an std and you are positive she gave it to you, and you have scheduled an appt to get her checked at the health dept. and see what she does.
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What time do you set your Alarm Clock at...?
4:25am, the early bird gets the worm, it is so not easy being cheesy
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What do mom's really want for Mother's Day?
for their kids to be happy productive respectful people
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Do all birds fly?
not these jail birds i see daily at work
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Do u like all your photograph?
pictures of me no, i take terrible pictures.
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Do you remember your best friends name from 1st Grade? What was it?
La Frunde Glenn (yeah i know, but it's pronounced differently than it is spelled)
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Here is your coupon for a free six-pack of any beverage of your choice. What do you choose?
coca cola
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How many doors going in and outside do you have? Do you keep them all locked?
I watch cold case and forensic files all night everything is locked.
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If there were a holiday in your honor, what would it celebrate?
it would celebrate, feeling good about yourself, love, admiration, respect for shopping and looking great, being wonderful, being in love with the mall and shoes, accesories are our friend, ALL THATNESS.
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What color are your toenails, right now?
french pedicure
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Do you eat Breakfast for Dinner? If so what is your favorite?
yes, fried chicken, eggs, waffles, and grits with a large glass of o.j.
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After leaving the nest have you ever received money, had bills paid or bigger things bought to you by your parents?
yes, my parents help me daily without me asking. they also help my kids alot, we dont expect things from them, they are just in a situation to where they can be generous at times.
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Sweet, simple, serendipitous, sincere, supportive, smart, splendid....or sarcastic, sardonic, snarky, smarmy, supercilious, sanctimonious, smug...they all hang out together in the "S" section of the Dictionary world. In real life, where do you hang out?
same area "s" super sexy single mom
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Why do condoms only come in 7 inch or larger sizes when it is proven that average is only 6?
room for error
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I keep preying for a new bike, but I was told that the lord doesn't work that way. So should I steal one and ask for his forgiveness?
you have to pray, thats when the lord answers, but when you prey for a new bike, you have to hide in the bushes, blend in with the scenary and then jump out on the bike, kill it then ride off.
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Are you a peircing type person or tattoo or neither?
Both, in moderation
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Have you ever judged anyone because of how they look
yes, and i know better, SORRY
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1.Do you like your job? Love or hate it?
2.Do you earn more money then average?
like my job, hate the company, i am under paid, but i earn a decent living.
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I was sitting at lunch today, and a friend pulled out a boiled egg that he got with his lunch? and started eating it. do you eat boiled eggs?
i boil them but i dont eat them, i feed them to the kids.
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What is your grandmothers maiden name?
Foreman, she is George Foremans cousin
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Who would win in a fight: Alex Trebek, Bob Barker, or Pat Zajac?
my $$$$$$ is on alex
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Do you ever look across the room, see the love of your life smiling and happy...and think " I am the luckiest person on Earth"?
the loves of my life are my boys, and when i look across the room and see them smile it means i gave the little one chocolate milk and the big one money. they dont fool me!
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Do you cringe when you see a guy wearing a speedo?
i laugh, then i faint, then i recover and faint again!
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What's so special about french fries and gravy?
I dont know please tell me, i have never heard of this combination. (dark or light gravy?)
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I'm a homosexual male, and because of this, the Red Cross wouldn't let me give me blood. Does this sound wrong to you?
there are some hetrosexual men and women who should not be able to give blood, or advice, i understand precautions but not discrimination.
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Hows your day going?
fair to middlelyn
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When I say God, you say...?
is love
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Do fat chicks give better blow jobs?
do dumb guys have smaller genitals?
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What's your favorite way to cure constipation?
2tsp of mineral oil followed by 8oz of warm water. or eat a greasy meal and take one of those alli pills.
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When attending funerals, do you agree with open caskets, closed caskets or don't care either way?
depends on the condition of the body, i perfer open in most cases, however i wish i had never saw my sons father in his casket, i hate remembering him like that. My grandmother on the other hand looked so beautiful we stood at her casket for an eternity looking at how peaceful she seemed.
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Who would you like to be handcuffed to for an entire month?
jaime foxx
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Been in love, but dont think ive made love! had passionate sex, porno style sex, strange location sex, in the sea sex, lots of release sex ,etc. is there something wrong with me? do i risk failure in a relationship if i dont know how to make love, im 39?
i dont think anything is wrong with you except you have not had the opportunity to have relations with me, I AM WHAT LOVE IS MADE OF. Just joking, i am in the same situation, and close to your age, but i dont think i am a failure in relationships, i just like and love myself more than i allow others to care for me(defense mechanism) and as a result i am deprived of true love making, but i have...
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Now days ppl use to go bars,parties and other night club and rarely to churches, and they remember God only when they are in trouble……wat do you think about this?
i think it is the truth, i think it is ashamed, i think i should change!
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If you could date any famous rapper who would it be and y
nelly because he lifted those weights and now he looks great. or method man from wu tang, i just like him, or mac 10, i love to hug a thug and thats all for now.
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What is the most expensive wine you have ever bought?
two buck chuck from trader joes.
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Are you worth it?
yes i am worth it, with some leftover, for those you feel they are not.
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Dont you think smoking is a waste of time and money?
a waste of lung capacity
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I have been called a drunken womanizer, which should I give up first?
you might be a natural born womanizer, give up being a drunk and see how the womanizing goes, if while being sober you continue to be a womanizer, then i suggest that you give up socializing
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Why do I have to Press 1 for English when dialing in AMERICA?
because if you press 2 you better understand espanol or you wont get service
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Do you make your own burgers? If so what do you add to the meat?
a package of that french onion dry powder soup mix or hidden valley ranch ranch dressing the powder kind
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How can you tell if what you are buying is safe?
if i wake up alive then i know it didnt kill me
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Would you remove an AB friend if you disagreed with one their answers or questions?
no, friends should agree to disagree sometimes, that keeps everyone on their toes
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My entire life has been a disaster due abuse by my father. School staff told my mother to get me help but she refused. Why do my sisters who knew of my problems say don't blame Mom she was abused by dad too and she didn't know you needed help?
they dont want you to hate her
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When my gf gets upset shes asked me to yell at her and said that she wouldnt do anything if i hit her or tried to sexually abuse her. ive never cussed or thought about hitting her and id never use her in any way and i keep telling her that. what do i do?
not to be mean, but if you care about her get her some help from a professional, agreeing to be raped and tortured is not acceptable or normal behavior.
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Lets say you have overprotective parents What is one thing you should NEVER say to them?
i sneak out the house and i ditch school daily, because you guys dont let me do SHIT!
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What's the difference of saying "I like you" and "I love you"?
to me i like you means i want to buy you a drink, and i love you means i want to buy you a ring, and a house, and the car of your choice
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What traits do you share with other family members?
i am stubborn like my dad, i am nice like my mom, i work alot like my dad, i am financially irresponsible like my mom
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How do I tell a client who is repeatedly late, rude and tells me all the things he doesn't like about his past relationships, looks at his watch, talks on the phone & yawns during the service, but still keeps coming back to me, to not come back?
I would say, i think it would be in both our best interest for you to seek services at an alternate location, i dont believe that i am of any assistance to you, as evidenced by your lack of puctuality, being distracted by your watch and cell phone, and the yawning leads me to believe that you have little or no interest, and i feel that i am not assisting you, which is my goal, so therefore...
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My boyfriend calls me names like bitch,slut,whore,ugly,fat,skank,smelly,tramp,etc.But he says that he is just joking and he doesnt mean it.Well I dont take it as a joke,and I take very seriously.Do you think that Im overreacting?Would you take it as joke?
call him a bitch,slut. whore,ugly,fat,skank,smelly,tramp lover, then leave his ass!
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Where did you meet the love of your life? if you have not met them yet. how would your dream meating take place?
i met that wonderful man in my dreams on an island in hawaii,then i woke up and realized i am still single
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Do you think a relationship can work if you met on the internet?
yes, if both parties are honest during communication, it could work, the problems come in when you lie and make yourself out to be more than what you are and the truth is later revealed
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Do you know anyone that is always a bridesmaid, never a bride?
me! i have been in all my cousins and friends weddings as a bridesmaid, im tired of walking down the isle with my boy cousins and high school friends. whats up with that, i have enough bridesmaid dresses to open a store, i was going to get married once then we realized we didnt like each other like that. my mom is dying to plan my wedding my dad is dying to pay for one. this is depressing
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What is the best gift you ever received from a sibling?
her sobriety
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What's the strangest phobia that you have?
growingoldalonephobia
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Is a 19 year old that says things like "what you wearing" and "pose for me" to a 15 year old a pervert...is he just using the girl?
there are 19 year olds that he could ask the same questions to, he is a pervert dear
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How many houses are for sale on your street?
none, there is one empty, but has been for years. my family owns the houses and apts on my block but they are to lazy to evict, repair or rent, so they sit
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What is something positive about getting older?
for me, i have more money and i look better
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When people are petty, scrutinizing everyone's tiny gesture, criticizing every remark, gesture and action, are they being clever or is their world particularly small?
they have nothing going for themselves making it easy to point out what they believe are faults in everyone else, when actually they have the issue in life. this is my roommate, he thinks he knows everything, talks about everyone, believes he is a gift to society, has no job, wears my sons clothes, keeps my change, and argues with everyone, is there a place for such people? oh yeah loser island.
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What is worse,when some says "I'll clean your clock" "I'll fix your wagon" "I'll punch our your lights" or "I'll slam dunk you"?
i always could use a good clock cleaning, if my wagon was broke, i would love to have my broke wagon fixed, but punching out my lights would make it dark, so therefore making it hard to slam dunk me in the dark. So leave my lights unpunched out so i dont have to endure a slam dunking.
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Is "change" always what you hoped it will be?
change is exactly what it has always been, something loose at the bottom of my purse. i dont expect alot from change unless i let it add up.
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My best friend and my soon to be husband had oral sex in my house what sould i do he says it never happen but she came out and told me i guess because of the quilt should i be askin more question like where did it happen or no someone please help !
why is he still going to be your husband soon, why are you calling this person your bestfriend? If i were you i would give my house a good cleaning with bleach, throw out the garbage and burn candles and hang garlic cloves to ward off evil. there are no questions to ask except was it good? look what your life has in store for you already, dont be desperate, get rid of the losers and try this...
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How do married men act in front of their wives if they have a crush on someone.
they act like 4th grade a--holes
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What's something your current doesn't want to hear about your ex?
i liked him more he had more going for himself, he had more goals in life and has a bright future if i could be in it.
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Is it the media's fault that some celebrities get dangerously skinny?
its the celebrities fault that this happens, they pay nutritionist and personal trainers to achieve this look not to mention diet pills and surgery, then they show up on the red carpet looking like they could use a sandwich in their life and then they want to blame t.v., no if i decide that i want to weigh 87lbs and think i look good thats my own fault, i paid for that look.
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I thought children of a deseased parent could continue receiveing ssi as long as they were a full time student even college
i thought the same thing until i was in a situation where i had to apply for my sons survivor benefits from his dad passing, i was informed that he would be eligiable up until 18 or 19 if he was a full time high school student. my sons father passed 4 months before he turned 18, so in order for him to get his dads ssi we had to prolong his graduation until he was at least 18 and 10months, but...
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What is your favorite type of bean?
black eyed peas with smoked neck bones, cornbread and white rice steamed
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How do i get a 3000 loan with bad credit?
you go see this fat dude named big al, he has on a velour sweatsuit and white church shoes, and alot of jewelry, when you walk past him, say "the dirty bird has landed" he will know what you want when you say the pass word.
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Could you name 1 spanish first name,last name
_______ _______?
don juan
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Should we interpret the elderly as wise, despite an possible case of dementia
not to be mean, but making it to be elderly does not guarantee wisdom, i have come across some very wise elderly people, but i have also had the pleasure of meeting elderly clueless individuals who have made me curious as to how they made it in life. wisdom comes from life experiences and how you deal with them, and the lessons you have learned and the knowledge you pass on to others
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Ever disregard a stop sign?
nope, so i can potentially disregard someone elses life or even my own, i dont play that. Life is too short to take chances like that.
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What kind of guitar are you?
all air
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A friend of mine at work's father just passed way, unexpectedly, and on the friend's birthday. How horrible is that? Anyone else have a story of poetic injustice like this?
My sons father passed away unexpectedly and tragically, a few months ago. my son and i were at the court house waiting on his dad, so we could take care of some legal business, he did not show up as planned which was odd for him, we kept calling and no answer. We called one last time before leaving and found out he was killed in a car accident on the way to court, he left home at 5:34 and was...
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How did most people find this website?
i was looking for an answer about heroin use and swollen hands the relationship between the two and was directed here. I have been hooked every since.
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Would you rather miss a meal, or sex?
i have been missing sex for years, and now i dont miss it, i shop instead, i started missing meals about 2 months ago and i am loving it, because now the things i purchase fit better, so im not missing anything but money.
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What are some things that you seem to always bring up about your dog?
they need the dog whisperer.
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Do you agree with physical punishment for children? What age is too young/too old?
i think a spanking is okay when you have tried verbal warnings and they did not work.
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Would you lend money to a stranger, if so, how much?
a strange kid, yes
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Where do you get money from?
i lost my sugar daddy, so i have to really work
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Is it better to have an older brother or a younger sister?
i would take a brother over a sister anyday younger or older
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Why is today special for you?
The Lord woke me up and let me be a part of this beautiful day he created, I feel special.
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What do you look like?
have you ever seen a vision of love?
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In your kitchen, which is your favorite coffee mug?
the one that holds the most coffee and keeps it hot longest
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Why lovers always ask each other how much do you love me?
reassurance
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I prepared an invoice for a customer but water spilled on it it looks tattered should I reprint it?
yes, please do, because that invoice not only represents the company but it represents you as well
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♣ What can be said to provoke someone? ♣
you are ugly and your mother dresses you funny.
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Would you rate yourself if AB allowed you to?
it wouldnt be fair because i would have all the points because i believe, agree and like everything i say.
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What's a great movie to watch while smoking marijuana?
half baked or step brothers, you talking about laughing.
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If AB had a party would you go?
of course, i'm the life of the party! and i'm bringing the food and refreshments, i just got my tax return.
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It's Friday. Are you having fish fry for dinner tonight?
i guess so!
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How fertile is a 16 year old boy?
as fertile as a female rabbit, almost every 16 year old boy where i live is a father, or sperm donor rather
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What is your date of birth? (D.O.B
cinco de mayo, its a celebration on my birthday every year even when im broke, i can show my id at any mexican bar or restaurant and hey PARTY OVER HERE!
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Also im thinking about dropping out and getting my g.e.d. bc its hard to make it to school in a diffrent town when im staying in another, and i have no car. any advice on that?
there are no independent study schools where you are? dont drop out of school thats like dropping out of life. My son goes to iss, he attends 1 day a week and it works well for him.
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What is one thing you do to lose weight?
i stopped eating in bed, i stopped eating at my desk at work, i have lost 26lbs since january.
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Do you wear your seat belt?
yes, always, my sons father was just killed in a car accident and was not wearing one. It is a must, he would be alive today if he had just took a minute to buckle up, now my 17 year old son is fatherless, and miserable. my sons father will never see his son be married, have children and live the wonderful life he worked so hard for his son to have. EVERYONE PLEASE BUCKLE UP! dont leave your...
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What is/has been the key to your survival, would you say your parent, other reasons or yourself?
The Lord is my salvation and my parents have equipped me with survival techniques
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Do you have a signed photo of someone famous?
tupac
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Do you look rough in the morning?
honestly, yes i do look a little rough in the morning, however i smooth out nicely within 15 minutes
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What kind of exercise regimen does Michelle Obama use to build up her arms?
uplifting her man!
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What country drinks the most beer per capita.
my sisters house
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Does God encourage interracial relationships?
God, encourages positive relationships built on trust, love, faith and togetherness, these concepts have no color
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Did Michelle Obama break Royal protocol by hugging the Queen?
i thought i was the queen, and she has never touched me let alone hug me. lol. what difference does it make, there are other things more important in the news, such as finding all those missing children.
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Do you have your "fantasy" person in your head and you cant find anyone to live up to your fantasy?
yes, and thats why i am single and hating it, and thats why fantasy island was just that a fantasy.
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Who is the most famous person you have seen up close? What were the circumstances?
rosie o donnell, she was looking for a condo at my old job, magic johnson, saw him when i was ditching school in the mall in beverly hills, ice cube, he was my sons fathers friend, dj pooh (red) from the movie friday, thats my sons godfather. a.j. johnson the comedian he was my neighbor, d.j. quik, he was my neighbor, that guy from welcome back kotter with the stupid laugh, he was looking for a...
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If your grown up child killed someone and was on the run and you knew where they were, would you hand them into the police? (just a question!)
for my child safety i would, however it would be hard, although i know he was wrong, but i would want the same in return if the tables were turned. I just know that i would be trying real hard to get a job at what ever prison he was at, because he's mine and i love him regardless, and the warden would get tired of me sleeping outside the prison yard, so i could be the first visitor daily.
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What is your sole purpose for buying a pet?
I will be honest, i got a dog for all the wrong reasons, i thought i was going to be fabulous like rich people and have a small dog to love carry around and hold, plus look rich, so i got a cocker spaniel, really cute, he grew up and kept jumping out of his designer bag and then i would have to chase him in heels looking real stupid. I eventually remembered that im not rich, im not Paris...
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Do you prefer to wear sunglasses or hats, and why?
neither. i want to be fully seen
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I love God but i also love myself (daily) and i love who i am, a raging homosexual. But which is more important? -Big Queer Christy
love yourself just as you are, because God loved you before he created you
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Why do the majority of fathers get more respect from their children then mothers? (in a 2 parent home)
my dad is bigger, his moustache is thicker, voice is louder, and is wallet is fatter, just kidding. i respect both my parents the same, i'm just scared of my dad, cause he dont play.
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Do you know more than five people living with diabetes?
YES, i work at a clinic and i see hundreds daily, but what i am finding is these people are not living well with diabetes, it seems like diabetes is living with them, and has taken over their space, these people i see dont take care of themselves, so thats why i feel this way. my dad has it, but is doing well, lost weight, does not eat after 7pm, walks alot and has all his toes, he had to put...
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Basically every rhyme(nursery-rhymes) DOES have some-sort of physical-hurt related to it... can you name one rhyme which doesnt have such thing?
itsy bitsy spider went up the water spout down came the rain and washed the spider out, up came the sun and dried up all the rain but the itsy bitsy spider went up the spout again. YOU GO SPIDER!
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What if everyone just took a timeout?
not just take a time out, but have a moment of silence, and just reflect on things, take a few deep breaths and start fresh, that would be great and should be mandatory at least once weekly for 15 minutes.
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We need more stimulus funds for _______________________. (What ?)
stimulation to my overdrawn bank of america account
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Can you still recite any of the poems, speeches, etc., you had to memorize in school? ("Water, water" "Friends, Romans")
yes i can, and when i do, these new modern kids think im crazy, they dont even know who the itsy bitsy spider is, lost when it comes to hookie pookie, they have know idea how to play, two boxes of washing powder two boxes of soap who evers not ready holler billy goat! whats going on?
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Can you think of a device that would make people's life easier?
a money tree that grows nicely in your yard
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Tea, or coffee?
coffee, no tea plus me = a good morning
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In Spongebob Squarepants, Is squidward a squid or an octopus? I gotta know! haha
idk, but he is mean and irritable like a stingray
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What was the first thing that you thought of this morning?
i made it!
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Does your hometown have a shopping mall?
yes and people have been shot in the mall. stabbed in the parking lot, and most of the stores are empty because most mall goers here are professional thieves for a living, so you shop out of the trunk of peoples car, the mall is dangerous here.
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Name a word which brings smile on face?
money
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How low must you be to decieve someone into thinking they are going to be a father?
low, real low, about as low as a prostitute that does a full service job for 2.00$ and a beer
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Have you ever ridden a motorcycle? If so, as the passenger or operator? If not, have you ever wanted to? Why or why not?
i rode when i was about 9 and fell off and scratched the top layer of skin of my arms so it looked like i had on off white elbow length gloves for weeks, now im older and wont ride on one because every lady i see on the back of a bike either has too much crack showing, or looks like a female version of the quaker oatmeal man with longer hair. DONT BE MAD
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Why does obama hate white people so much?
i was under the impression that he liked his mom and grand parents, dang i had know idea that he was a hater, oh thats just your opinion, my bad.
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Parents are the first teachers their children ever have. If you were to grade yourself, what grade would you give yourself? Do you read to your children? Have you taught them the alphabet? Have you taught them to read? Do you go to the library with them?
you just made me give myself a C- this morning. I do other things to teach him like talk to him, point out things and tell him what they are, i speak full complete sentences to him and i correct him when he is wrong, BUT i dont spend enough time at the library or reading to him age appropriate books, he is bright, but he could be brighter and you helped me realize that. Im glad the Lord blessed...
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Do You Feel Like No Matter How Hard You Pray God Won't Hear Your Prayer? .... I Have Some Comfort For You (Serious Replies Please)
i feel as though He does not hear my cry, but then i realized, i shouldnt call on Him when im at the point of crying, i need Him daily, so if i thank Him for just being here and acknowledge His daily presence in my life, when things dont go my way when i want them to, it makes it easier to accept the fact that whatever happens it was His will. I have learned from someone incredibly special in...
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Whats the best way to catch and kill coyotes?
take ELMER J. Fud with you and tell him the coyote is a rabbit.
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How much are cigarettes where you live & what state or country is it in? My cigarettes are 5.50 a pack in Florida
5.17 in good areas and 6.00 0r 6.50 at the corner store in the ghetto that lets you buy them with food stamps. in bakersfield, california, but then there is a store that is run by a family from another country, sometimes they let the kids run the register and when that happens the little kids sell everything for 1.00 because they dont know any better.
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...when you look in your pantry... what item do you panic when you realize you are "out of it"?...
food
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What kinds of shoes do you wear on a daily basis? If given the option, would you prefer to wear something else? Why or why not?
i wear ugly nursing shoes everyday except weekends, but i would rather wear a nice strappy open toe 3 inch heel sandal to show off my pedicure.
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Some keep coins in a purse or coinpurse while others simply give them away or even throw them away, as is the case with many pennies. What do you do with your coins?
i empty my pockets and put my change on the dresser, at the end of the night i slide them off the dresser into my top drawer, and when i am broke before payday i take the change to the coinstar and get my money back in spendable fashion.
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Is anyone else getting this? File Not Found Lost? Gadzooks! You're trying to access a file that no longer exists. Or you're trying to access a page that never existed! How in the world did you get here? As far as we can tell, you came here from http://www
got it all day yesterday
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I love to wear pantyhose and stockings and tights. i guess its a fetish, started when i was 11yrs old trying my older sister's bodysuits panties pantyhose and tights. eventually she caught me and really freaked me out.
whats the question?
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Do you ever think that you missed the love of your life, because ,you were in the wrong place or at the wrong time?
i am missing him now, because i live in no mans land and no man worth having comes here. i need to move to a better place but i cant quit my job, so i know that i have missed out on mr. right, so im settling for mr. right now.
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Would you prefer a very Pretty S/O or a Beautiful one... reasons...?
a beautiful soul wins over a pretty face anytime to me
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Do you have any friends that you know well enough that you can tell when something is wrong with them, even if they don't tell you?
YES, i can read my roommate like a novel
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Have you ever scared someone off by coming on to strong?
all the time, but its not coming off too strong its just being REAL
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Girls/ladies, are you thinking about to be lesbian and why.
i cant imagine being a lesbian, i dont have a problem with them, for me i just know how much time and effort i put into keeping my coochie clean, fresh and free of contaminants, and there is no guarantee that my partner would do the same, and i hate the way vaginas look.
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Do you let your boyfriend go to the club without you? why or why not?
when i had a boyfriend, he could go to clubs, bars strip joints, casinos or anywhere he wanted, without me, because he would lie and go anyway if i didnt agree, but i dont have a problem with a man going out to these places because when i go i dont want him with me, unless we have agreed on it. you cant limit what a grown man does because if he wants to do something with or without you he will...
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How well do or did you know your grandparents,and was it good or bad?
i knew my moms parents well, my dads parents i knew but they were kind of unsocial, they rather give you money, advice and send you on your way, my moms parents were not well off and so they had lots of love to give. i love them all but i was closer to maternal grandparents, i can remember the hugs and kisses, but the money i got from paternal grandparents is long gone and forgotten, i would...
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I just found out I'm pregnant. Any advice for me?
love yourself, respect your body and your growing baby, do what you know is right not what you think is right and, take care of yourself.
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Icheated on my husband and then cheated on the guy i was cheating on him with. He is pissed and wants an explanation. Should i give him what he wants?
yes, explain that you are a cheater, and you are not to be trusted.
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What comes to mind when you hear "Master Blaster"
big 1970's boom box
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My girlfriend loves me. ALOT. and i used to. but, i just dont anymore. and i want to break up. help!?
be like nike and JUST DO IT! if you dont want her, be fair let her move on, so someone else can have a chance to love her.
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Do you still Kiss your Mom and Dad?
yes,even through the phone
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What does it mean if your boyfriend packs condoms for a trip without you?
he is planning to have safe sex without you included
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Does anyone need any help?
yes, i need lots, to begin with my faucet in the kitchen and bathtub are leaking. my son wont stop crying, my dogs are getting bigger and so is their poop, my grass is too tall, i have not had a day off in two weeks, i owe the bank 212$, i owe the gas company 565$ and my garage could use a good cleaning. YES, i do need help in the form of a handyman with good credit and a fat wallet and a...
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Have you ever had your identity stolen?
yes, and i know who did it, and i have proof that he illegally filed my taxes, and the police wont even take a police report and the irs wont respond or even acknowledge that i have proven that this person is a thief.
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Can you BELIEVE that you’re so CUTE!?
i not only believe it i live it
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Can you BELIEVE that you’re so CUTE!?
not only do i believe it, i live it
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Help! This is the pattern with my husband's ex. She's nice he buys it, she stabs him in the back, he's cautious then she's nice, he buys it, she stabs him in the back.... She's being nice guess what's coming. How can I help him see?
give him a dull knife and tell him to stab himself in the back first, at leaset it wont hurt that bad.
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What is life like when you have kids?
fulfilled yet complicated
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When someone offends you, what do you do?
when its my parents i do nothing, when its someone i dont respect i offend them back, usually to the point that they wish they were never born.
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DID THE HUNMAN RACE REALLY DEVELOPE FROM GORILLAS?
The hunman race might be from gorillas, but me a HUMAN, i was created by God, i've never seen a gorilla thats as fabulous as me.
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When did you last really apologise to someone?
yesterday, i yelled at my son and hung up the phone, then i called back and said im sorry for yelling at you, but you make me mad and im still mad, but i sure do love you boy.
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Can you name the person you love right now? just there first name
aaron
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Can you name the person you love right now? just there first name
aaron
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When you're feeling sorry for yourself, do you ever just want to cover your face with a layer of soggy corn flakes, dry them there with a hair dryer, and go out in public to get sympathy from people who think you have a tragic skin condition?
no, i just pee on myself and walk around lost, until its time to get ready for work.
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Rock Rap or Country?
rapocktry. i like all three combined
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Why would a guy stand very close to you so you notice him in the hallway or the train station , and bump into you "accidently" so often??does it mean he likes you?
it means he needs a good "accidentally" slapping, often.
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Who would you rather hangout with, Budweiser or Mary Jane?
budweiser has trouble driving after awhile and he gets loud and obnoxious, however maryjane on the other hand, is so cool and laid back, and doesnt stress out alot, so i perfer the company of mary.
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What is something you've never thought of and never will?
i cant because i had to think of it to answer this question, so now it has been thought about it.
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When i first started dating my fiance. i used to treat her like a princess. no hitting. no getting mad. but lately ive been gettin mad and jealous alot. and i hit her couple times. only cuz she made me go crazy during the summer we broke up...wat do i do?
keep your hands to yourself. leave her alone, no one should be mistreated, take some time to yourself and deal with your issues of jealousy and violence. then try again with someone else that has enough sense to know when enough is enough!
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How do i join the crips
lol. you have to either do a drive by on a rival gang, or you have to hurt a innocent person, or you have the option of being sexed in and you have to have sex with all the crip leaders, and then there is being jumped in, and you get to get the hell beat out of you by your fellow crips, and your in. BUT, I THINK YOUR PARENTS HAD BETTER EXPECTATIONS FOR YOUR LIFE. join church instead.
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Why police are so agressively aginst minor traffic voilations and they dont go after the drug dealers, who are openly selling drugs and police know it, and other criminals?
i ask the same question, where i live we have officers on bicycles, in cars, on dirt bikes, and in gang patrol units all giving tickets for traffic violations, however there were 13 murders and two rapes last week in this town, all unsolved, I know where one of the rapist is right now, but i refuse to tell the police, because they have been known to catch the offender then tell the offender...
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What is the one quote from the bible that gives you wisdom in your everyday life?
all things are possible through Jesus Christ who strenghtens me
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Name one work you love to do
every now and then i like to work the run way
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If God is in control, why do morally unprincipled people prosper?
at some point everyone prospers to a degree, but how long does the prosperity last. God is in control, and i dont question his judgement, but sometimes i feel like the wrong people suffer terrible hardships, but i have come to accept that we can not question what was planned before we were born.
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Why do you think Black people rally behind Black political figures, athletes, and celebrities? (Because they are Black is not an answer.) Why does being Black matter?
being proud comes in any color
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I would like to understand why people of color like to refer to themselves as "African American", I am white and my ancestors came from Europe, but we do not call ourselves "European American". Does the African American have special meaning for you, why?
i dont like to refer to myself as something i am not. i am not african, i do not know any africans. i am american so are my parents and grandparents. being termed african american is not something, i fight for, argue about or even care about.
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Why do black people have white hands?
the only black people i have seen with white hands had on gloves at a funeral
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Describe your fingers in two words.
ring less
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Why were you fired?
i wasnt fired, i just left.
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Act one..Screen one... what happens..?
i walk onto the stage and money falls from the sky, i pick it up, the audience applaudes, i bow and exit stage. crowd goes wild.
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Do you feel shy when buying condoms at store register.
i feel protected.
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What do you really wanna say to someone who sneezes?
is that snot on your hand?
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Could you make it for the long run as a Rock Star without crashing and burning along the way?
i could because i dont like alcohol, cheap women or cocaine and meth!
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Is there such thing as "big boned" people?
no, but there is such a thing as big meat on regular bones
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If you watch a health show starring an obese person, who can't move around; do you put the french fries down?
no, I omit the ketchup
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Happy St. Patricks Day to me and you. What do u think about this day?
thank you, and i think that if someone else pinches me for not wearing green, there is going to be a riot.
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Who have you enabled & what was the result?
my roommate, he cant keep a job, he lacks motivation, he feels like the world owes him something and he has a smart mouth.
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If reincarnation were true - what would you want to come back as and why?
i would come back as my sons deceased father, so my son would not have to miss his daddy so bad.
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Where was the last place you saw someone vomit?
under the table at dennys restaurant
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When you were little, did you know the true meaning of easter, or did you just think it was time to decorate eggs, hide them, and find them?
i thought easter was about, THIS SPEECH I WOULD HAVE TO MEMORIZE, and recite outloud at church, and a new ruffle dress i would get to wear, and a little white purse with flowers on it, i got to carry.
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Have you made any plans for today
I plan on sitting here at my desk, for 8 hours getting this money.
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What are you "known for" by people that are close to you?
working alot
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How can anyone believe ignorance is something to be proud of?
what fool believes that?
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How did you become such an awesome person?
I tried and tried again, until i got it!
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Why do homosexuals make there sexuality notisable
whats wrong with pink skinny jeans and feathers? Everything that is not considered normal is more noticable.The bad kids get more recognition than the good kid. the bad boy gets more attention than the the good guy etc, the world is weird like that.
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What do you think makes a good employer/employee? (and be realistic here)
good attitude, knowledgeable about service being provided, motivated, willing to learn, dependable, punctual, considerate of others, refrains from gossip, respectful, neat, considerate of other employees, takes pride in his or her presentation, able to effectively communicate with others, and doesnt make the restroom stink after lunch!
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1/3 Vodka, 1/3 Tequila, 1/3 Gin filtered over a slice of lemon and a slice of lime. What name would you invent for this drink?
limon vodquilin
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One guy lives an evil life and harms people and on his death bed he says "I'm sorry" and he's forgiven and gets to go heaven. Another guy lives his life according to the rules and hurts no one and he gets to go to heaven as well. How is this fair?
to me its not fair but who am i I dont make the rules, i just follow them. I look at it like this, the evil life guy gets to go to heaven, but whose to say that God wont let all the people that lived right boss around all the last minute Im sorriers, and thats how God makes it fair in heaven.
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How do you feel being trapped in a maze of mirrors?
I dont feel trapped, i would admire myself from every direction
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Would you Prefer a Cuddly Mother or a Glamorous Mother...?
i am so fortunate because my mom is both, but she does not realize how glamorous she is. My mom is really nice and kind she has a great heart and wishes everyone well, she has always been this way, and being pretty was a plus. I have always been told she is pretty, when i see people from along time ago, they ask "Is your mom still real pretty?" She dresses nice smells good speaks well...
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I am not neat and tidy, at all (although, not dirty). However, my future husband is VERY tidy and obsessed with neatness. What can we do to make this work?
I am like you and my friend is like your husband. I try and compromise, i am aware that i leave a mess around the house but its usually caused by getting dressed. I tell my friend you came over and saw the mess i made getting ready and it didnt bother you, so dont complain. I try and do better by simply washing dishes after i use them, wake up 10 minutes earlier so that i have time to clean up...
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If you could be famous for one hour, for what would you like to be known?
random acts of kindness
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How can i get a sponsor to sponsor my education?
no, how can i get a sponser to sponser my life
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What do you think of the name Ida?
ida want another name
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Would you rather be civil or honest?
civil
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I made my boyfriend stop looking at porn, doing drugs, and raise is grades. Was that too controlling?
well you did what his parents couldnt, leave him marry someone else and have children and raise them well, like you raised this guy, but next time it will be more meaningful because it was your own child not someone elses. You did a good deed, dont get me wrong but I doubt if the relationship last
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If you were going to do something really bad, what day of the week would you do it?
on wednesday because its not right after sunday and it will be a few days before sunday rolls back around, and i respect sunday funday
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What's worse, bad teeth or bad face?
bad teeth, because with a bad face you can dress nice, smell good, drive a nice car and have a wonderful personality, and people will kind of overlook the fact that you are ugly, but with bad teeth, they only get worse and dentures are not an improvement especially bad dentures. you can avoid smiling but what about talking, and usually bad teeth and bad breath go hand in hand. I would rather...
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Do you prefer the term "ice" or "bling?"
bling bling, thanx lil wayne for bringing new meaning to the phrase,"everytime i come around your city bling bling pinky ring worth about fifty bling bling"
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Do you wax, pluck, shave, or thread your eyebrows?
both
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Have you ever put your shoes on backwards and did not noticed it? True story, was teaching & my adviser, Dr. Rowe, came to my room to observe, had my shoes off under my desk, had to give her my lesson plan, started to get up, wrong shoes on wrong feet!
what about wearing mismatched shoes because you got dressed in the dark, so you didnt wake the baby. i wore a white leather slip on nursing clog and a dirty white plastic gardening clog to work and didnt notice until i tried to leave for lunch, when i noticed i couldnt leave from behind my desk.
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What would be a good description of your hands, in one word?
used
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If you could ride a train tonight, where would you go?
midnight train to Georgia
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What is the most comical name you ever heard? Knew a guy named, Harry Bush! loll..
templetomtweisha, while doing clinical rotation in nursing school we ran across a 12 year old girl who named her baby this. This is more sad than comical
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What would you pick?
1)So poor that your scraping for food, but you are with the person of your dreams
2)One of the richest people in the world, but will never find true love
I would scrape for food and recycle with the one i love instead of live lavish by myself
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Washington Times - "Swimmer defended after his pot puffing" Did the photo of Phelps apparently smoking marijuana change your perception of him?
i feel like he did great to be high
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Would you have your friends pay you for smokeing your weed?
it seems to me among weed smokers there is an unwritten rule. IF YOU ARE WITH ME YOU SMOKE WHEN I SMOKE, MY WEED IS OUR WEED AND WHEN YOU HAVE AND I HAVE NOT, VICE VERSA. weed smokers usually share, puff, puff, pass.
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Is it legal to sell bongs in America? If it's not, should I call 911 to let the police know that a store is selling them?
I think 911 is for emergencies, a bong for sale is so not an emergency.
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Who wants marijuana to be legal?
to me this is a hard question, morally i think it should remain illegal, but thats because thats how my parents raised me, but i have smoked before and alot, and i think back on the places we went to buy weed and the danger involved. As a parent i think about the negative consequences when getting caught buying a 5$ bag a weed. i think about smoking in dangerous places to avoid getting caught,...
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Why did you cheat on your partner (dont answer if you never have)?
what goes around comes around
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What would you do if the man you love gave you herpes?
try and make this love last so we can just pass the herpes back and forth between the two of us, and keep others uninfected.
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When you click onto your profile page to check your AB, what do you look forward to seeing most? answers, comments, or points?
i like to read the comments, so i can get a good laugh
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Can little kids see ghosts or spirits my son sometimes stares and points to stuff thats not there?
i am not sure, but my 2 year old son sometimes will stare down the hall at what seems to be nothing. He will look out the window and make sounds like a ghost. when he got to the point where i could understand what he was saying, i asked him what he was looking at he replied a ghost, which freaked me out then moments later he said "when scooby doo and shaggy coming to help momma". then...
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How are your Parents doing...?
mother is fine, paranoid as usual and dad is great, he is pretending not to exist so my mom can stop being paranoid.
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In a new relationship, when should a single parent mention that she has children?
thats almost the first thing out of my mouth. "i have 2 boys that i love more than life itself, hi my name is -----, nice to meet you"
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Have any guy approached you when you and your child(ren) were together in a cafe, park, or kids movie etc?
depending on what city i am in, i get a few approaches and my son has a fit, he cries, he yells my mommie dont like you, she like my daddy, he puts his hand out to put distance between me and the approacher its horrible, but at the same time funny. when i am with my older son people think he is my boyfriend so i dont have a problem.
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What's the hardest thing about dating when you are a single mom?
for me its keeping my sons from beating up my date
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What are the pros and cons of dating a single parent?
i am a single parent, and i look at it this way when i date, pros is short for professional men, i like those, cons is short for convicts, i try to avoid those, but i dont discriminate. there are no real advantages or lack of to me.
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How do you feel about a single parent dating their child's teacher?
my aunt dated my moms teacher and had a baby(my cousin), my mom said it was cool because she got lots of homework help and special attention, then they broke up, but by that time my mom was done with his grade, so he couldnt flunk her out of spite.
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I sometimes feel like _______!
I CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!
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Should I be a tough guy? Do women like that attitude?
please dont put on a tough act, women like you for who you are not who you pretend to be
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What would happen if, tomorrow ,you wake and you're opposite sex?
if i woke up as a man i would get my supervisor pregnant and leave her. she thinks she is Gods gift to men.
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Why do old men wear their pants higher than young men do?
they pull the pants up high hoping to conceal the pregnancy that has been growing for years
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When can you wear white pants?
for a man at his wedding, for a woman whenever she is feeling pure, for a kid never
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Anyone know where I can find a good pair of mens windpants, the swish swish kind?
new or used?
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My GF bought me two pairs of "skinny jeans" I guess you call them, are these really in style for guys ? I'm a pretty tall skinny guy and I put these on and feel like I look 12 feet tall and have huge feet. People really think this looks good?
i dont think they look good, my son wears them and looks like a big bald head girl with tights on
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Why do women stare at my 3stripe black adidas windbreaker pants
everyone is staring not just women
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Are skinny jeans the future for men?
they are the present for boys, so quite possible the will be the future for men
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Why would Mariah Carey marry a man that she was only dating for "several weeks"?
the same reason people have sex with people they meet in a club the same night, they want to.
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Trust your hopes, not your _ _ _ _ _ (fill in blank)
neighbor
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What was your reaction when Nick Cannon & Mariah Carey got married?
my first thought was "she wants a baby by anybody"
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What are some reasons why a drug addict deserves recovery?
everyone deserves a chance to live a productive life. everyone deserves a second chance at life. every parent wants a drug free child, every child deserves a normal parent
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Do you get obnoxious when you drink? If so, should you quit drinking and take up pocket pool or something?
no, and i would rather be around a drunk than someone playing pocket pool, drunks i can tolerate, perverts i cant
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Why do people who drink alcohol in the street hide the bottle in a brown paper bag?
because they are so stupid they think that the bag is a bottle costume and they think they are fooling us.
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How can i detox from vicodin at home....i have a child who is ill and am a single mother,,,,,cant go to rehab, but i need help!
do you really have any pain at all, or was this a recreational thing that got out of hand. i work at a pain management, substance abuse clinic and those are the first questions we would need answered
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If you were a shrink and your new patient asked you this what would your reaction be. "I kill people 20 to 30 times a day is this an addiction?"
i would say it sounds as if you are addicted to killing people, however, i can help you for an hourly rate, and i have a support group you can pay me to attend, and just as long as i keep you busy thats about 10-15 lives saved.
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The Curious Case Of Benjamin Button won the Oscar for best makeup - any comments?
we have lots of people that look like benjamin button around here, and i dont see any awards being handed out and these people are not wearing makeup. thats not fair!
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What do you think of wiggers?
NOT OFFENDED, im glad i got to explain my sons underwear showing, and you also got to explain about yours, now people will know we are not bad mothers, kids just too skinny or butt too big.
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Is there one thing thats make you so mad you want to scream?
this is what bothers me, when you go shopping and the line is really long, everyone in line is complaining, but no one makes an effort to be prepared when its their turn next in line. why wait to get to the register to start looking for your money, and searching for coupons, digging for an old coin purse to make exact change, if you know you will be writing a check, while you have been in line...
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Do you still say good night/good morning and I love you to your parents everyday or when possible do you?
man, do i!
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What do you think of wiggers?
where i live a wigger is a white person acting like a nigger, we dont use the term but its the unspoken meaning. i dont care for wiggers or niggers because they are offensive terms. as far as sagging pants, alot of people do it, and alot of people look as if they have no home training, including my son, however if you saw my sons big butt with pants pulled all the way up on it, you would swear...
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Who knew that Prince is a Jehovah's Witness?
prince who? the one with the bootyless pants!
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What is on your bathroom floor right now?
most likely my sons clothes, im at work so im not sure, but i know that after a bath the clothes remain on the floor until i get home and pick them up, because daddy gives bathes, and wont do laundry.
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Will my yeast infection go away on its own? I didnt get checked out and never been to the docters for it before but i have thick discharge, it itches and burns when i have sex but not when i pee. Do you think i have one? and me and my partner are clean.
from the description sounds like a yeast infection, try one of the over the counter meds for yeast infection, they even sell an at home yeast infection detector kit, try this and if you do not get relief or symptoms not alleviated, go to the doctor, yeast is to make bread rise not to be worn in panties.
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I'm 15, but when I was 12-15 I was addicted to drugs. I used to take all kinds of drugs like weed, cocaine, mascaline, X and I've sucked penis for drugs, am I a whore?
no, you are not a whore, you are or were a person addicted to drugs. I hope that you no longer participate in this type of activity, you are so young and it is so sad to know that drugs affect people this way. I work with substance abusers and i hear their stories, they are lucky to be alive, and although they are alive, they now have a host of medical issues, because of so many years of drug...
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Last night I had sex and my vagina was swollen and my stomach hurt like my organs got moved around or something and this morning I had what appeared to be my period but it's a week early and like bright red. I have no cramps. Please help =[
girl, who you do it to?
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Where do you buy your makeup?
i wear mac studio fix nw43 purchased at the mac counter at macys, because this product gives me such a flawless finish, i dont really need to buy other expensive make-up, so i buy lipgloss at the 99cent store, mascara thats on sale at walgreens, and thats where i buy my makeup macys, 99cent store, walgreens
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I HAVE LOST MY W2 FORM. CAN I RECEIVE A NEW ONE?
i called the irs and requested an earnings statement, it was mailed and recieved wiyhin 10 days and it contained all my earnings information that was listed by my employer for the year requested
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Who's going for a ride in my police car?
if you ever took me for a ride in a police car, its almost guaranteed that i will end up on cold case files or beat up and dumped in the cemetary, i talk smack to the police because i have had some horrible experiences with police that make me bitter, so im the lady on cops that gets arrested for talking smart to the officers, its all good, my daddy comes to get me, and my job waits on me until...
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Are you longing for spring to come?
i have my sandals ready.
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Puke! What is another word you can use to say the same thing? Mine is "UP CHUCK"
around here we call it earl, as you are running to the toilet after drinking everyone assumes your going to go call earl. when you have nothing left in your stomach but you are still heeving and wretching thats calling "earl" collect, because you have nothing to call with.
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Does it annoy you when people bring their kids to work? do you put on your fake, "oh, they're so adorable" act as they run through the office, distracting you from your work?
no, it bothers me when co workers act as if no one else has had kids and cant work because they are organizing trips, selling candy, taking donations for new uniforms etc. while everyone else is working.
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I really should be nicer to ______?
everyone i meet
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What was your most embarrassing "wipe out", trip or spill?
i was running late so i was running to the car from the atm machine, i tripped and rolled down a slight slope and landed right at the passenger side door of the car, in the gutter. it was 9am and alot of people saw me fall, drivers were honking their horns as i was rolling to the car.
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What kind of worker are you? Deligent; timely;honest;thought full ? One or all?
thought full
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Should welfare recipients have to pass a drug test to qualify for welfare?
yes, that would be good, because the dope mans kids eat good off the welfare recipient who spends the childrens money purchasing dope. the dope mans kids are best dressed, the dope man has nice rims on his car, the dopemans kids have the best games and gadgets, all at my expense. im a taxpayer and sick of it. i dont applaude the dope man all good things come to an end but enough is enough
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Why is Olive Garden still open?
because we have not rallied in front of the establishment and demanded that it close. lets go!
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How do you feel about the name Dequandre?
i feel that that is not a good name for anyone, it is just my opinion but i think when you have names such as the one mentioned people tend to stereotype, and you can be precieved to be something you are not just by the name. i feel like life is hard enough so why complicate it by having your name held against you, used against you, why let your name be the reason why your resume gets tossed to...
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For your next birthday, what would be the best gift anyone can ever give you?
it will never happen, but if i could get my sons father to come back from heaven, that would be awesome. it is selfish to want him to come back here, but we miss hom so much
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We need to have a little talk about what you did last night. Will you please have a seat?
first of all i was sleep, and didnt know anything until i saw that devilish grin on his face.
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If your best friend contemplates to sleep with someone you consider a "potential danger" and you know they'll never give up unless you had slept with their target, would you sleep with the targetted person to protect your friend?
no, why would i risk myself to protect someone else? especially dealing with sex. i protect my friend from enemies, overshopping and haters, not potential one night stands
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Ladies. What would I find in your purse?
the three m's make-up, money and mace
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Am i the only one pissed off and tired of hearing about these rich a-holes in hollywood and all there stupid problems, when im about to lose everything i freakin own.
im mad with you, im tired of hearing about rich spoiled brats who dont deserve half of what they earn, running off helping other countries when we have people sleeping on the sidewalk everywhere
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Is Chris Brown's career over?
not yet
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What female celebrity do you think is most likely to become an old cat lady?
mary kate or ashley, im not sure which one is which but the one that dresses like a bag lady
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Did you believe Bill Clinton when he said that he did not have sexual relations with that woman?
i dont think he put it in but not all the way
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Do you think P. Diddy (Puff Daddy) is an Asshole?
i think he is sexy i think kanye west is boardering on assholeism
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If you had a chance to spend one more day with someone close to you that had died, who would it be and what would you do?
i would spend the day with aaron my sons father, we would take the kids somewhere, sit my son down and talk to him about life. i would tell aaron thankyou for a beautiful child, showing me a better life and believing in me when i didnt believe in myself. i would hold him tight and never let him go.
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Do you believe that you will see the people that you loved so much that passed away, again?
this is what keeps me from being so sad when i think of loved ones lost, the fact that we will see each other again.
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The Bible teaches us that no one knows the precise date of Jesus's return; but if you had to guess, how long do you think we have?
i dont know, but if he came today i would be ready.
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Mayonnaise or Miracle Whip?
miracle whip
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Who do you think looks better, Jennifer Aniston, or Angelina Jolie? Why?
i think jennifer looks better BUT i think angelina is sexier. its all in the way you carry yourself and how you present the package you were given. they are both hot just in different ways
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What is something nice to do, for someone who has just lost their teenage son in a car accident?
my teenage son just lost his father in a car accident, his father raised him so its like he lost his dad and best friend, my son is 17 and we created a video pictures of the 2 of them, from my sons birth up until the tragedy, wil smiths just the two of us is playing in the background. i found a nice box and inside i have things that are reminders of his daddy (pictures, his first blanket, his...
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Would you knowingly eat food or wear clothes from a country that employs child labour?
not to be mean but by the time i recieve the clothing or food the child has already worked and been paid, to me it is obvious that in some places everyone has to work including the children, in order to eat, so if you dont purchase the goods or utilize the services than the family including the child goes without, so who wins? maybe some of the adults in this country should learn from children...
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Why do people "rate" others answers "not helpful" and negative..when it's YOUR opinion? That's why I don't get the "ranking" on here, people take it upon themselves to give you negative points for no reason..
to me although the answer may not be helpful to me it may benefit someone else, so i dont get the down rating either. everyone is entitled to their own opinion.
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How do you support someone with a drug addiction?
you pray for them, you attend meetings and support groups with them. i let the dope man know that 911 is my friend and if i find out he has been supplying my drug addicted brother im telling. you let the person know that you will be there inspite of most things.
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What's the point in a high school reunion? So people grow up and change. What's the big deal? Why do so many people feel the need to hang onto their past(s)?
there is no future with no past
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Do u really think that there is an eternal love
Gods love is eternal, the love i have for my sons father is eternal. (rip)
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Why did Courtney Love murder Kurt Cobain?
he killed himself, she was an accessory possible, by making him crazy
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In the middle of the night, my autistic g/daughter (6)climbed into bed with me (I was having a dream about fish.) She woke me when I felt her touch my ear with her mouth and she whispered "fishes" she doesn't really talk. Is her other senses kicking in?
i dont know about other senses kicking in, but that must have been weird. my nephew is autistic and anytime he speaks we are all amazed. he can talk, he is 4, but he only talks around certain people. he does more repeating than anything else, but whatever he does positive we encourage. this has been difficult to deal with and i worry about his future. but i must stay positive for him and...
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Why work for a living, when you can get more benefits by being on welfare? Immigrants , legal and illegal are getting rich off welfare and all other benefits are paid, so why not Americans?
would you be able to feel good, and be proud of yourself,? its a moral thing
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If you could be any race, for one day, which would you be? Why?
i have kind of conquered being what i am so i will pass and stay the same
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What do you need to do to get your act together so you don't miss the bus?
wake up earlier
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What does a woman do whole day at home?
depends on whats in the house.
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If an old man offerd you a penny if you mow the lawn, and would double what he payed you before every time you mow his lawn, would you accept?
i would do it for free. if he promised to save the pennies until he had enough for us to by seeds to plant pretty flowers in his well mowed lawn.
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WHAT does " RED LIGHT"??? means to your life?
open for business, my roommate is a barber and cuts at the house, when the red bulb is on he is cutting for half price
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What is something you can find at "Starbucks" Coffee house?
alot of people with alot of free time
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What is something you can find inside of most Casinos?
people who will have their lights cut off because they spent the bill money
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How do you think does it feel to be "heartbroken"?
it feels horrible so say my patients, everyone i take care of whose heart is broken say they feel sluggish, until they start their meds and rehab therapy.
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Everybody wants some. How about you?
i want it all
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Die hard music fans, Which would you rather give up: SEX or MUSIC?
i gave up sex awhile ago so music is my choice
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My dad lost his life on the beaches of Normandy to allow you to say as you please, should we always be respectful of other people's opinion, if we don't agree with them?
im not answering the question, but i want to say that i appreciate your dad
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What's the first thing you think of when your phone rings?
now what?
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Have you ever lost a friend over a job? I just found that I was offered a job that both I and a 'friend' applied for. They had several open positions but my 'friend' did not get an offer. He hasn't spoken to me since, some 'friend'!
its not your fault that you had more to offer and you presented yourself better. make a new friend at your new job, the old friend is a hater.
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If ________ was an aphrodisiac, I'd be in serious trouble.
coffee
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What should you do if life hands you lemons?
wash them squeeze them add water and sugar and make some money
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I spend to much time thinking about-------------------?
thats how i feel. and when i watch the news and hear the casualties daily i feel sad especially when the ages are so young, alot of the soliders dead had not even had a drivers license a year. they have not even lived full lives. i appreciate the service but i hate what they are serving, too many children will grow up in one parent households because of this war and whose gonna console the...
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I am taking reservations to visit the following for one day only.....(please pick one) Willy Wonka,The Wizard ( Oz), Alice( Wonderland), Yoda ( Star Wars), Tigger (Winnie the Pooh) Snoopy(Peanuts),or Kermit the Frog (Sesame Street). Whom do you choose?
snoopy, im trying to make my friend jealous by flying over them in a doghouse
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If you are perfectly honest, would you say you are attractive or not so attractive? Either way, what makes you think that?
i am actually attractive, i think so, my kids think so and lots of people tell me. i have things i need to work on, but visually i am very easy on the eyes. now that im older i get more "you are sexy" than you are cute or pretty. either way im all of the above. i make sure i keep myself together i make sure my uniforms are clean and pressed, hair is neat, shoes are clean, my...
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Is it too late to be good?
never too late to be anything
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Where is the wost place to shout "I need sex"?
in a room full of nuns or monks
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I spend to much time thinking about-------------------?
yes, but we spend so much money trying to help other countries, fight meaningless wars, and feed people through donations, and alot of that money can go to medical research. if people were healthy and happy maybe the other problems in life would see trivial.
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I spend to much time thinking about-------------------?
no, but my mom is a survivor, and the thought of cancer sometimes consumes me, because i hate it i hate the thought of it and i think we are such an advanced nation we should be able to resolve this horrible illness. I want to do more than think about it i want to kill it or ay least fight it.
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What would be a good name for a strip bar?
money all gone! you feelin' me, Hot pockets, blood sweat and heels, or lips hips and fingertips.
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What can't you quit?
quitting is out of character for me
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I spend to much time thinking about-------------------?
cancer
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I would never date someone who does this for a living?
have sex with the same sex
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Every good man needs a ..............................
a nice full leather wallet
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If you look to the left of you, what do u see?
a vision of love
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If I pee with gloves on, do I still need to wash my hands?
you need to at least wash your gloves, dang!
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Family of caylee Anthony have agreed to give fingerprints to FBI to prove innocence!! THoughts?
they should have agreed along time ago,so the focus can be on the killer and not the innocent if they are so innocent
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Should they feed Casey Anthony to the gators?
no, apes should beat her up and rip off her testicles, if she had some.
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Any thoughts as to why Casey Anthoney murdered her daughter?
My thought is that she was not yet ready to settle down and be a mother, her daughter was interferring with her social life. She is so self absorbed and selfish she would rather off see the baby dead, instead of with her parents or anyone else that cared about her. The baby took the spotlight from her, and she needed to regain some attention for herself. The media has made her a star and now...
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Who Thinks Casey Anthony is guilty of murder? Could you be that calm for media if your child was gone? would you wait a month to report your child gone?
i think she is as guilty as sin, there is no way possible that i would wait a month to report my child missing, if i cant locate my son around the house i panic so how could a real mom wait so long, i would have been calling in the troops as soon as i realized my baby was gone, as far as calm, i would have been and would still be frantic until the doctor sedated me. everytime you saw me on the...
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Cindy Anthony: Do you think she is as big a liar as her daughter Casey?
i think that the mom does not want to believe or accept that her child could do something so hoffific and for that reason she tries to protect her, i dont think she is a liar just a distraught mother and grandmother. it is hard to deal with the fact that the child you carried and raised could be so terrible
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The supposed nanny Zenaida Gonzalez (I apologize if I spelled it wrong) filed a defamation suit against Casey Anthony. Casey Anthony has counter-filed. What do you think of this? I think Gonzalez has the right, but Anthony does not.
to file a counter suit on someone that you lied about to the public only shows her mental instability
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Does anyone else think casey anthony is beautiful? I mean, yeah, she's probably a murderer but c'mon, look at those ears! She's so sexy!
i dont see ears i see devil horns, and i cant compliment a killer especially a baby killer
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How would you feel if your mother thanked God for giving her the greatest gift; your child and her grandchild? Would it shock you or hurt you and why? Would you feel like she loved your child more than you?
with my mom saying that i would not be offended or hurt at all, my mom loves all her grandchildren and its a special kind of love, i see my mom do things differently than she did with me, she says its all a part of correcting the mistakes she feels she made with her children. and plus grandchildren are an honor you see your child all over again in a different light, through the life of a...
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I met a _____ in a _____ and we ______ for______ hours! What words can you use to fill in the blanks?
i met a man in a pharmacy and we switched medicine labels for 24 hours
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Would you be OK with the Captain of the airliner you're flying in being a pothead?
yes, i would because when i was one, i used to see all kids of wonderful things noone else saw. I laughed for no reason and everything seemed funny to me, i would hate for my pilot to be hallucinating and laughing and eating all the passengers flight snacks
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Fill in the blank....grape_____?
ape (the cartoon character)
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Does anyone remember the mythical skeleton key?
yes, what happened to it? im trying to unlock my destiny.
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If David Beckham doesn’t want to play in the US anymore, why doesn’t he just take his anorexic wife and hit the road?
she is fragile and might break during the move
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Why do people get so upset over kids asking for homework help? I understand being annoyed when every question of an assignment is asked, but what is the harm of asking help? As a teacher, I know that, sadly, many of my students can't get any help at home.
alot of parents get frustrated out of ignorance, not from being annoyed. IT IS HARD TRYING TO EXPLAIN TO YOUR KID THAT YOU DONT HAVE A CLUE BECAUSE YOU DIDNT GET PAST 7TH GRADE BEFORE YOU BECAME A PARENT. It is sad, then when the child fails the parents want to show up in designer clothing with designer purses, in luxury cars, and curse out the teacher the principal and every office worker,...
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If a policeman walks up your drive, do you feel a little nervous, even though you know you haven't done anything wrong?
for some reason i dont get nervous i get mad, the Kern county police is corrupt so if they are walking up the driveway the are planting evidence or coming to take your kids.
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Are ankle bracelets ok for men to wear?
it's okay for people to where whatever, BUT that is so unattractive to me, there is a man here where i live who wears one. he is big and buff, and when you look down at his ankle and see that, the first thing that comes to MY mind is he looks like a run away slave.
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Would you ever marry someone who has been devorce twice? why/why not?
YES, JUST BECAUSE HE DIDNT LIKE THEM DOESNT MEAN HE WONT LIKE ME
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Would you all mind coming together and wish one of our AB members, MRSHINYSHOES a warm BIRTHDAY greeting?
GO MISTER SHINY SHOES ITS YOUR BIRTHDAY!
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Do you feel mother's should have tattoos and piercings or do you feel it is not appropriate?
i am a mother with both however mine are not obvious. i got them before i was a mom and when i had the kids they didnt disappear. I think it depends on the person and how the display them.
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If guns had never been invented, what would our world be like now?
people would have massive bruises after, war from all the rocks that had been thrown, but fewer casualties
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As a kid, did you ever do anything where it was just by chance that you didn't die, like hiding in an abandoned refrigerator that locked, or almost getting squashed by a car when you were recklessly riding your bike?
my dad left the keys in the ignition once when he went to the dairy to get some milk, driving looked so easy and we were only around the corner from home so i thought i would surprise my mom by driving home, i put the car in neutral and it rolled back into 4 lanes of traffic, you should have saw my daddy running, cursing, and dodging cars trying to save me and the car, he jumped through the...
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What are some of the things that keep lost people from coming to Christ and being saved?
sometimes people dont have any direction and are at a loss so thats why we pray for the lost souls and hope they find their way to Christ
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What month do you change from long to short pants?
there is no month that determines the change, if it gets hot enough in december i dress accordingly, so things change daily around here
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The term, "give me some love," what does that mean to you?
hug or a handshake depending on who is asking
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What's a word your child confuses or mispronounces? (Ex. My niece says garage instead of giraffe, nephew says fro-fries instead of french fries)
my brother used to call mens moustaches ashtrays?????
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What is the best way to show someone how much they mean to you without going too overboard?
respect them, and always tell them you care
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What would be your last words to a dying American Soldier?
I appreciate you, and your life has not been in vain
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Do you think it's bad manners and/or inconsiderate to visit friends without asking first if it's okay to?
both
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On a scale of 1-10, how would you rate you best friend?-- rating how good of a friend they are to you.
10+10 and every other form of expressing 10 diez, X, 5+5, 6+4, she is the best friend one can ask for. sometimes she is too good and i cant believe she is real, so i have to pinch her.
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What would the world be like if rocks were money?
unfortunately where i live crack rocks are money
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Would you stay with your significant other if they joined the military?
please dont do it, i thought you had Iraqnaphobia!
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In your opinion, what is the ugliest animal?
those monkeys or gorillas or whatever they are with that raw red exposed butt on animal planet
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On a scale of 1-10 how well do you like your nose?
9 and with my little diamond piercing i upgrade to 10
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What would you say to eve,(after she ate the fruit) if she was YOUR wife?
why didnt you inform me of your murder suicide plot first.
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Do you mind if guests drop in unannounced? If so, how much warning do you need?
yes, at least 30 minutes notice would be nice
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Whos your least favorite actor/actress and why?
tom hanks fav and fifty cent least fav
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What can i do about a old man who keeps letting my cat into his house ? we hardly ever see him but we pay all the vet bills
oh my goodness, there was a man that lived across the street from me and he kept letting my cat in his house, feeding him etc. one day i noticed him pushing my cat out the door like a prostitute, after he kicked my cat out he stood up and he was naked, which i thought was odd, so i told the landlord, besides my cat he would have huge ducks from the canal in his house. the landlord spoke with...
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Can you name the last fish you ate?
tilapia
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When i have sex with my husband, he always bites my neck, and my nipples, and it's not a gentle bite, it's always a hard one, sometimes it really hurts, but when i tell him to do it gently he'll bite even more harder, what shall i do about this?
wear a neck/cervical collar and nipple guards to bed
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I found out my boyfriend takes pictures of girls wearing short skirts etc. on the college campus he works at. He takes pictures of them out of the window of his office and even with his camera phone while driving. Should I be concerned?
concerned, worried, afraid to say the least. this type of behavior is perverted and wrong. how would you feel if you found out some strange man had pictures of you without your consent. he does not sound like he is your boyfriend it seems like you are one of his girlfriends
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I found my boyfriend was signed up at eharmony.com and he had his profile finished with his picture but had not searched for anyone, i asked him about it and he said it was stupid and he did it at work and bored but that is a lie. what should i think?
i think you should put up your own profile and let him find it when he is bored at work
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What dose a 14 year girl want from a boyfriend
help with homework, hopefully
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I believe in a God, do you?
I believe in GOD and GOD believes in me
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Name an Outdoor Occupation...?
department of forestry worker
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If someone sends you a check and wants you to deposit into your account and wire the money to a bank in Africa, is this a scam
yes, i saw this program on msnbc about those scammers
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Do you love your best friend?
love her like she was a part of me. would not trade her for anything, she is a great person and i feel blessed to have her on my side as a friend and sidekick. but whats funny is we have been friends for 22 years but we dont know how we met each other.
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Will the recession affect the way that you dress?
nope, because i had good clothing before times got hard, so im still crisp clean and well dressed
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Why do people want points, but don't give them?
selfishness
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Have you ever witnessed a demonic possession?
i did not witness when it happened i just see the results of the incident, where i live alot of these losers seem to be possessed by the devil
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What's your opinion on emotional rollercoasters in relationships?
stop the ride i want to get off i feel sick
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I really like a guy in the office but he has girlfriend and had been 10 years in that relationship and has 3 kids with that girl. i just met him 1,5 years a go but i really in love with him already. what should i do?
im sure his family loves him too, leave him alone, he is off limits, do not destroy a family or a working relationship behind lustful feelings.
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Has anyone ever quoted to bible to you to make a point, but what they said made no sense?
yes, this just happened at my sons fathers funeral, the speaker said " if you are good and you love life God takes you away, but if you dont live right and you are bad then you get to stay here forever" my son looked at me during the services and said "what bible does he have?" but his intentions were good and i know what he meant, i was just glad he tried to express the...
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I have nothing. No family. No friends except my dog. I have a BS job. Nobody likes me. I have scars from 3rd degree burns all over my body, including my face. Should I just kill myself? I hate my life so much. I need honest opinions please.
JUST THE FACT THAT YOU WOKE UP THIS MORNING IS MEANINGFUL TO ME. Although things seem bad for you it is worse for so many others. i just lost my sons father and it was very tragic and unexpected and i wish that i could have him back and here you are questioning life, when it is your time you will go, but until then love yourself inspite of everything!
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Would you be offended if you saw someone wearing a T-Shirt that said: "Jesus Was Wrong"?
no i would just assume that the shirt meant that Jesus was wrong when he created the wearer of the shirt
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I babysat for a couple. I looked through the parents stuff. When they got back they noticed.I expected to be fired but they said I could keep my job if I took a spanking.Im broke so I let them.I told my mum and she said I deserved it do u guys think I did
how old are you? i would have rather been fired than spanked by my employer. wrong is wrong and who benefits from the spanking? you or the spanker
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Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words can always hurt me ...do you say hurtful things to others?
when they make me
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What is the best punishment for a wife who has cheated?
leave her, become something to envy and upgrade your life, and she will regret the mistake, as far as punishment put her on time out
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Should rejection letters discourage you from pursuing a fiction writing career?
life has no boundaries and you should never be discouraged from pursuing your dreams unless it interferes with your reality
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Is there a relationship between depression and Marajuana?
it depressed me when i looked in my wallet and had no money then i glanced at the ashtray and saw all the weed roaches and i got really depressed
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I like this 7th grader, but im in 5th grade? i think he likes me but then i dont, what should i do?(looking for good advice)
take my advice as a fifth grader like yourself first then like your education second, you have plenty of time to like a boy. i know thats not the answer you are looking for but believe me as a mother, those two answers will take you far in life.
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Is it ok to watch your brother get dressed in the mornings?
if you are the little brother and you are learning to dress yourself then fine but other than that it seems perverted to intentionally watch anyone get dressed that is related to you.
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Has your mum ever been violent towards you for no reason apart from that she is angry eg smash a plate over your head or through a guitar at you ?? is that normal?
no, thats not a mom thats a plate smashing, guitar throwing lunatic, i would look into getting her some help, before someone really gets hurt.
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Would you date someone who is blind or had a disability?
yes, if i cared about that person, although i have my sight and all my extremities and appear to be what people call normal, but i have my own disabilities, so who am i to judge
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What's the first question you would ask to Michael Jackson?
whats it like to be a white woman in america, who was once rich but is now poor, who once liked little boys then had some little boys of her own, but all the time wished that she was just peter pan?.
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Have you ever witness the abuse of education financial aid?
yes, alot of the people where i live attend community college to recieve financial aid, once they recieve the first check they buy a car or something else and never attend college again.
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What's the most common reasons a wife cheats?
loneliness
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When preparing guacamole, how do you keep it from turning brown or black within a short time?
lemon juice ive been told
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Do you use the word fat or overweight?
THICK
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Can you still remember the names of your childhood friends?
yes we all went to catholic school together grades 1-8 i remember first and last names
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Girls: Do you want flowers for Valentine's Day?
if i get them im happy but thats not what i really want or ever wanted
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Should I "support" my ex-wife, and go with her to her aunt's funeral? I hardly knew the aunt. The ex is a little crazy. We have two kids (I have full custody), and I have a gf.
its not a requirement or even a moral obligation, send flowers instead
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Should you curse in front of your children?
no, but sometimes i cant help it, i know its wrong but you cant filter your children through life they will be exposed to profanity at least i use the nice bad words
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Why do you think single woman are okay with being involved with someone who is already involved in a relationship?
because when you get sick of them and tired of their shit you can send them home to who they belong to
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If you are casually seeing a few people (not cheating on anyone, just enjoying singlehood) do you make this public to people in conversation?
yes ( i like you and your friend)
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Would you have sex with your next door neighbour?
hell no that lady is old and my other neighbor is a cat lady
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How many of you are comfortable dating AND having sex with more than one person at a time? How many of you are comfortable dating someone who is?
at one time i did not have a problem sleeping around but i justified it by making sure i was protected, however i would get mad if someone i was screwing was screwing someone else only because i wasnt certain that they were being as cautious as i was. after awhile i realized i am not getting anything out of this except wet panties and empty pockets. I hate that i went through this phase, when i...
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Am I wrong for sending a guy who's not interested, but I'm interested, money for his phone bill? I asked him if he needed help with it, and he said he could use half. He makes good money himself, but the bill is high.
why would you help pay for him to talk to other people that he has more interest in?
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Why throw away a good relationship because of a fling
how good is the relationship really if one needed to have a fling? one fling eventually becomes two and so on
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Would you have sex with condolleezza rice
at first i thought that was a food item and i was going to ask what was in it, but then i realized who you were talking about and then i thought "if the price is right" yes
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I think my boyfriend is a moocher, could someone give me some signs to look for.
a flat empty wallet
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You are at a buddy's house and his hot a## wife gave you a wink and a wave to go upstairs, what would you do? (He's passed out)
wake him up and tell him his wife is a ho
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Do very handsome men and very attractive women have trouble getting dates or being in relationships because their looks are intimidating?
not to pat myself on the back but im pretty and not just to me and i have trouble dating because everyone always thinks i have a boyfriend. the only guys that talk to me are gang bangers, old perverts and bums, they all feel as though they have nothing to lose by approaching me
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Why do you see so many black men dating white women especially black entertainers or sports celebrity's?
a regular bmw(black man working)doesnt stand out as much with a white woman, but a rich bmw stands out alot because you see them more they are more visible in the public eye because of their status, however in most cases that i know of if the black man was not rich or famous he would be with a black woman if he could. Take dennis rodman i dont know one black woman who would have wanted him or...
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Is this true that a women can ditch a man for a nice pair of stilettos?
for me yes, a nice pair of stilettos can get you a replacement for the one you ditched
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So few admit to having sex without being married. I think its possible some are not being very honest or am I the only one who believes sex still exists without being married?
sex without marriage is alive and well where i live
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True love, or a one-night-stand, what would you perfer?
i perfer true love, and for me i need two night stands one for my panties and bras and the other i keep my junk in.
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Where are we going tonite and what do you want for breakfast in the morning?
there is a concert at the dome tonite and for breakfast i saw a commercial that dennys has all you can eat pancakes.
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Would it be wrong if i started a fling with my ex boyfriends cousin? we've kissed before and the chmistry was crazy!
to me it would be wrong, their are too many men in the world to have flings with, so why keep it in the family? besides that cousins will always be cousins and this type of behavior will affect more than those involved, this could cause lasting family problems, all behind kissing cousins and crazy chemistry. DONT DO IT.
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Thoughout your life, do you think you were happier single, or in a relationship?
im not miserable being single but i dont really like it anymore, at one time it didnt bother me because i was really out there dating alot partying etc. but now ive calmed down and would love to be in a strong relationship with someone that understands me, and i understand them.
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Should I text a guy that only text me when he is drunk?
why waste your sober time?
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If you were on a business trip and hit it off with a sexy stranger at a bar, would you hit it if you were 100% guaranteed not to get caught? (Honesty Required)
i cant get caught because who would catch me im single, which means i can hit all the sexy strangers i want with no regrets, not that i would but i have that option
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Would you date a transexual?
me personally no, for what, i cant date someone whose makeup and clothing look better than mine
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Do you think it is wierd for a 5'8" girl to be dating a 5'3" or shorter guy? Male and female perspectives please! Thank you! It does not bother me but I just want to know what others think.
its not weird but the height difference gives stupid people something to talk about
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Imagine you are dating the hottest woman (or man) on the planet (We're talking top 1% in terms of looks, personality, intelligence, etc.).
What one thing can he or she say that would cause you to break it off right there and then?
i dont like your mother.
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Do people normally look down on women who sleep around?
yes because usually they are on their backs so you have to look down to see them
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So Ive been kind of seeing this guy for three weeks now. The relationship consists of mostly text only communication. He says he wants to see me one night and then his plans change last minute and he cancels. Should I call it off?
sounds like we have been communicating with the same man, lets leave him alone
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When i go out clubbing i like to wear short dresses where my thong is visable when i bend over/forward even a tiny bit. guys do you find this sexy and if so how would you get my attention....
i would get your attention bt tapping you on the shoulder, and when you turned around i would tell you GIRL YOUR PANTIES ARE SHOWING, THE STRIP CLUB IS DOWN THE STREET AND YOU ARE DISGRACING YOURSELF BY SHOWING ALL YOUR ASS FOR FREE.
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What will happen when gass gets to $4.00 or $5.00 Bucks a gallon?
we will buy it like we did when it was 4dollars not too long ago
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Name something you would associate with the color red?
bull fights
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Who should pay the medical bills for the octuplets? so far it's 2 million $ for 2 wks
the doctor who inserted them into that crazy lady like puppies
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I am only 18 and im out of high school. I really try to look for a boyfriend all the time. all my friends tell me im extremely pretty and the right guy will come along but i just want a good boyfriend now. it makes me feel like im not that pretty :(
I have learned to realize that pretty means absolutely nothing if you are difficult to get along with. dont base getting a boyfriend on how pretty you are or are not, just be patient.
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Do you like your name? First, Middle and Last?
yes, i actually love my name. Antoinette is perfect for me, i look like an Antoinette, people say my name fits me, Michelle is cool the two go together well, and my last name is common (baby product manufacturer) but everything goes together well. When i was younger i liked toni, because it made me stand out, now that im grown and sexy Antoinette is the perfect name for me, thanks mom and dad
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If you had a co-worker who was really a good person but anal, over-sensitive and defensive do you 1.) avoid him, 2.) try to help him or 3.) rip him a new one?
i had a boss like this, she was a very good person but she was difficult to work with, however her intentions were good. I hated working with her and i would feel sick on my way to work because i knew that she was going to get on my nerves about something petty, i eventually cut my hours at that job so i would only have to work with her 2 hours daily and i got another job to supplement my...
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If you asked the question to someone" Coffee, tea or me" what do you think they would choose?
the choice is obvious me after ive had a cup of coffee
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Women: Would you rather have a man that looks and dresses nice all the time, even when it may be over dressing, or just plain and casual, like jeans and button up shirt, or a t-shirt.
i love a nice dressed man , however it causes me alot of stress because i always want to dress as nice as my mate and sometimes i dont feel like competing
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What was the last thing you bought online and where from?
medication med.rx
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Barack Obama-"Hope" or "hype"
hope, is alive and well.
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Are you white trash if you leave you Christmas lights up all year?
your lazy, but if you turn them on every night like my neighbor than your crazy.
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Which holds you back more from committing a crime: your morals or the law?
my parents
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You want the truth?
i cant handle the truth
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What would you do if i showed up naked at your door?
watch you through the peephole while i talk to the 911 dispatcher giving a full description of skin color hair and eye color and describing the size of your goosebumps, because its cold out there.
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How much money would someone have to pay you to wrestle a bear?
alot, i would wrestle the hell out of a baby bear.
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Would you get the words "I love Bin Laden" tattooed on your stomach for ten million dollars?
Note: The tattoo is permanent.
yes, with dollar signs placed on each side of the tattoo$$$$$$$$$$$$
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If you are in a long term committed monogamous relationship, why would you have a profile on a hook up site?
because you are living a lie, and only one party in the relationship is in the relationship
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Who'd win in a cat fight, Ellen or Rosie O'Donnell?
GO Ellen, i got your back
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What can you say back to a person that tells you that you're ugly?
your daddy doesnt think so
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Almond Rocha or Butterfingers?
almond rocha looks and taste sexier
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How do you react or feel when you walk out of a store, and that alarm goes off because the cashier forgot to take the sensor-tag off your item of purchase? Has it ever happened to you? If so, how often?
honestly i get mad, because it draws so much attention to you, and where i live everyone stands around hoping that you get escorted to the back for shoplifting. since i dont steal i show my reciept let them dig through my bags until they find THEIR mistake, and as i am waiting i point out all the people that were stealing that are walking out ignoring the beeper going off.
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What if you had to go to the bathroom really bad , BUT the only one near smelled like someone died and looked even worse, What do you do?
grab a cup, ready , aim , fire
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A hero is a fake if_ _ _ _ _ (fill in blank)
he does not wear a cape
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If someone said "you talk too much" What's a good reply or comeback? anything you say adds weight to the idea that you're talking too much, saying nothing would acknowledge that they were right and have put you in your place.
no, its not that i talk to much, the problem is most of what you say and think have no meaning and carry no weight so my conversation intimidates you
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What would your vagina say if it could talk?
if you wash me one more time today i am leaving
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How would you explain infinity to a child who has never heard of it?
Buzz light year makes it understandable to my two year old
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Your husband/boyfriend goes to a friend's bachelor party...a) Have a great time honey!, b) Don't bang the stripper!, c) There'd better not be a stripper!, d) You have 3 hours max!, or e) Where do you think you're going?
none of the above. (F)WAIT FOR ME, and i hope these strippers have better moves than the last stiff ones.
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Big Mac or Whopper?
the whopper
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What is the oldest feminine organization in the U.S.?
mary kay cosmetics!
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Do you know anybody with an unfortunate name?
I met a girl who was having a baby by a gang member, the gang member would hang out at the park with his gangster friends. the park is named 6th street park , so she named her baby sixth. How horrible is that. but to make it worse, once the baby was born she would hang out all day and night with the baby and the gangsters at the park, eventually the authorities stepped in and took the baby from...
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What is it that you REALLY want out of life and how far are you willing to go to get it?
I really want my sons to grow up and have fulfilling productive lives. I really want them to give and show respect. I want them to be positive influences on someoneones life, and i really want them to LOVE THE LORD AND LIVE THE LIFE THAT GOD PLANNED FOR THEM.
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If you saw a stranded person or a stray dog on the side of the road late at night, who would you stop for?
the way things are now, neither one, stray dogs can be killers and stray people can be stranded killers. i will call for help 911 is my friend.
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Would you ever lie to the police to get a friend out of trouble?
yes, because the police has lied on me to get me in trouble!
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Do you ever look at your ratings and just laugh at the things you get negged on?
I laugh alot, and say welcome to my world.
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Would you date someone with the same name as you?
guys named Antoinette remind me so much of queens and princesses I usually pass on all men named Antoinette.
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What is something an usher does at a theater?
find lost wallets and purses after the show has ended
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If a coworker you did not like needed a kidney, and you were a match, would you give it up?
no, there are too many people in my family that i dont like that i would rather save my kidney for. blood is thicker than water
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What is the attraction to TV shows like "Hells Kitchen"? Isn't there enough yelling and belittling in the world as there is?
I have know idea, because there is no way humanly possible that I could allow someone to call me names, and yell at me for not properly making the perfect bowl of oatmeal.
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Is someone close to you fighting cancer?
my mother fought it, kicked its ass, continued living, and we all pray that she will never have to fight again, but if she should have to my sister and I are going to be like wrestler and tag team that crap! I HATE CANCER!
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Where is my money?
I threw it up in the air at the strip club, i like to make it rain
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What's your favoite way of preparing and eating eggs? Scrambled, poached, hard boiled, fried, or "other?"
SUNNY SIDE UP
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I got a bad batch of crack from my dealer last week. Can I take him to court? Is there an easy way to explain this to the judge?
CALL THE POLICE ON HIM
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I thought Barack Obama was going to take the oath of office on a Koran, what happened?
THATS WHAT YOU GET FOR THINKING
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Have you ever been asked to leave a restaurant/bar?
i have been asked to leave a restaurant for being loud.
i have been escorted off the bus. i have been kicked out of federal buildings, dmv, arrested at the court house, detained at the police station, kicked out of too many stores to name, im not proud, BUT I DONT PLAY
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My brother was named after an Uncle.. My sisters were named after pop songs. I was to be named after the holiday my birthday falls on, buy dad objected. Who/what were YOU named after?
the delivery room nurse named me. i named my son after the nurse that gave me my epidural
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If on the first day of college your professor tells you to give the person sitting next to you ( a person you dont know at all) your phone number; would you do it? How would you feel?
I would look to both sides first and then decide which way to pass my number, but i would give it for school purposes
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Are your children well behaved?
they behave as well as i expect
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How do you honestly feel about your parents?
I love them both alot, more than i can express. I do wish that my father had hugged me more and been more affectionate. My mother makes me feel like what i imagine heaven to be like.
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Do you get along with your coworkers, or would you rather work alone?
we all get along except for one lady who doesnt like anyone including herslf.
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Do you think there's a chance Obama might decriminalize weed during his term?
you said that I didnt. i dont know your friends and you dont know mine, so whose to say whose better all I know is that the President has bigger issues to deal with. Smoke i dont care buy it from me, make me rich.
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Do you think there's a chance Obama might decriminalize weed during his term?
as a matter of fact while your trying to be funny my dear, my friends pour their wine in a glass. I dont drink. It is tacky to turn up a bottle, when you can purchase a glass! this was to be a response to a comment
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If you have smoked marijuana, would you say, at the end of the day, it has enchanced or ruined your life? Give reasons.
not enhanced or ruined just made me realize that i could have spent that money on my kids education, or other things. I liked to smoke for along time but then i woke up and realized my life had passed me by in a cloud of smoke that i paid for.
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What do I do? My husband called our 5 year old a Bit** this morning and told her he didn't like her. Tonight he apoligized, but it's not the first time he's done it.
you need a new husband
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My ex daughter in law has just moved back to Michigan. She has visitation rights to my 4 year old grandson every other weekend. She is only renting a room (1) and expects him to share a bed (twin size) with her. Are there any Michigan laws about this?
there is nothing wrong with a 4 year old sleeping in the bed with his mother unless she is a pedophile.
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Do you think that lovingly spanking your kids is abusive?
simply put i discipline my children now or the police and judical system will discipline them later. I believe in spankings when appropriate. i dare someone to say something to me about disciplining the children that i had.
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Does it really matter where people adopt their children as long as they are giving the children good homes? Or should people really adopt from their own countries?
there are too many children who need a loving homes in this country so why go look farther than you need to.
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If you give a baby a stupid name, is he/she automatically cool?
no, when he grows up with a stupid name his resume gets overlooked.
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My son is 41/2 and not potty trained yet! is this normal?
no, this is not normal but what is more not normal is the fact that you didnt know that, children are usually toilet trained at 2, some children require more time but 4 is too old for a normal healthy child to wear diapers or pull ups.
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Are teenage boys worst than teenage girls?
boys are better than girls throughout the ages
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If you could go back in time to anywhere in history who would you burn down with.
jimi hendrix, elvis, tupac and biggie all at the same time listening to rock rap and roll
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Do you think there's a chance Obama might decriminalize weed during his term?
i hope not there are so many issues to deal with such as homelessness, unemployment and poverty, smoking weed can be a contributor to all these problems, who needs that, weed only makes you not think about no job no food no money no where to live once the high comes down.
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If your child is disabled why does the parent get money
to assist with the cost of caring for the child and keeping him out of special facilities that cost much more.
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What is the silliest thing you've seen people fighting for?
THE RIGHT TO PARTY!
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Do people always change their bed sheets after having sex?
yes, my kids get in my bed alot, and just the thought is gross to me.
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I got a text message saying "Martin Luther King was killed in 1965. Obama is our 44th president. 1965+44=2009. Now tell me god didn't have a plan." anyone else notice something "wrong" here? Lol
whoever sent the text was not paying attention in history class, they were passing notes with wrong information or texting during class
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Why do 99% of pretty girls, go out with the gayest guys?
because they are pretty too!
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Does getting a ticket from a black cop or ethnic minority cop annoy you more than getting a ticket from a white cop? Why?
I dont have a problem recieving a ticket from any officer, if i truly deserve it, i have a problem with getting pulled over by white cops in BAKERSFIELD, CALIFORNIA BECAUSE THEY ARE CROOKS!!!!!!
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Are black people trendier?
Brown people are not trendier, they just take a trend and elaborate on it adding their own flare, making what was not so obvious very obvious and flashy. This can be viewed as good or bad it just depends on how views the trend.
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Is the word Ebionics useful? Or is it racist?
it is racist and shows stupidity on the part of the idiot that came up with the term. ebonics is the racist way of referring to what was formly termed, SLANG.
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Why don't people complain about TV shows like The Wayans,Yo Mama and The Apollo (sometimes the comedians) that make racist jokes about dark skin black people racist?
If you dont like the JOKES dont watch the shows. I dont look at the comedians as racist, i look at them as comedians trying to get PAID!
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What do you think of white people who have dreadlocks?
if they like it i love it, but dreads look nasty on anyone unless they are taken care of properly
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Why do people on TV think only BLACK girls have big butts, but in real life, There are just as many white girls with big butts then black?
so not true. anyway the bigger the butt the more toilet paper you require, thats not anything to strive for.
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I'm an EEOC officer who's hired hundreds of African-Americans. Those without accents are hired far more frequently than those with southern Ebionics-like or gangsta-rap accents. Accents hold them back. Why's this lanquage problem not often discussed?
What the HEll is a gangster rap accent? If a person comes for an interview with a gangster rap- ebonics accent (as you say)and you arent hiring rappers, than shame on the applicant. other races talk slang too you know?
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In a business run by Asians, is it commonplace for Hispanics to be hired to do the "lower level" work that the Asians do not want to do?
i am not asian but i see this often, but it is not only the asians that do this, hispanics are hired everywhere where there is "lower level" work. Lets face it hispanics will work, they will lay pride to the side and take any job that will take care of the family, and thats a good thing. i know people who are satisfied with no paycheck at all because they are too good to do certain...
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Why do black people call each other "nigga" all the time?
it is an ignorant term of endearment
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What is your race? If you could choose another, what would it be?
I AM BROWN, i would not be anything different because that would mean i would have different parents and i would not trade my parents for all the tea in china.
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What if whites were slaves instead of blacks? just to let you know im not racist.
REMEMBER HITLER?
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For my black brothers, does it offend you to be called african american? like your not good enough to be just an AMERICAN. what ever happened to "Black is Beautiful"?
I am not offended, I just correct people and let them know i am not african i dont know any africans and my parents were not from africa
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Why don't black people give Abraham Lincoln the credit for ending slavery instead of MLK? Lincoln had a dream before MLK ever did.......or is it because he was a white man that his acts were forgotten?
I didnt think MLK ended slavery, he spoke of unity with no color barriers, I didnt know there were some leftover slaves during MLK days. My parents were born at this time and they were not slaves & did not know any slaves. All those people at the MLK speeches were slaves?
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Why is it when a white women goes out with black men people put them down, and treat them like a dog?
I have not seen this happen, I am brown and when i see a non brown woman with a brown man i dont have ill feelings i really dont have any thoughts about it, unless i liked him first!
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Queen Latifah thinks she's a good beauty role model for girls: agree or disagree?
does she think that or does her sponsors? I think she is a positive pleasant confident person and she is beautiful
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Why do people keep calling Barack Obama the first African American presidential nominee when he is in fact mixed race (father is black, mother is white)? I think he should be called the first mixed race presidential nominee.
their have been presidents before obama that have been mixed race they just looked white acknowledged being white and didnt admit to ancestors screwing slaves and making mixed race children who sometimes dont looked mixed. get over it he is what he looks like BROWN. He is whatever he chooses to be, he has that option.
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What do you think of O'bama? Deep down honest?
I think he has great ideas, good intentions, his work cut out for him, I think people should stop hating on him, i think everyone deserves a chance, i think he has shown the world that anything is possible. i think when you dream you can achieve. I think he is cute. I think he should have MARRIED ME!
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Would you do anything if you seen a person beating up someone else because they were gay?
i am calling the LAW 911 IS MY FRIEND!
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Don't cry over _ _ _ _ _ (fill in blank)
me, i will be back
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Would you have like to walked George Bush to the helicopter? What would have been your last words to him?
yes, and so i heard you and the wife will be taking up residence in Iraq, see ya and be safe.
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Do you hate your job? Love/Hate?
love it!
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Do you think the Obama's will have another child during his Presidental term?
he should try for a son, i like him but im burnt out on his girls
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Have anyone notice that almost everytime Obama start a speech he start with "THANK YOU."
usually before he speaks people are clapping, so he is acknowledging their support by saying thank you. i would think he was rude if he didnt
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Have you seen " 7 Pounds " yet? If so, did you enjoy it?
yes and no
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What never fails to make you roll your eyes?
sheer stupidity
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What was your most hated cliche growing up? Mine was "children are to be seen and not heard" and "Don't speak unless spoken to"...and then they would ask why i never said anything and was so shy......duh!
"do as i say, not as i do" but this was always hard when what they were doing always looked more interesting than what was being asked of me.
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Does anyone know what kind of drug test Kaiser Permanente uses to test new hires. Hair or urine?
urine. By the way are you the prospective new hire, and if so, what dept. What drug are you concerned about, and not to be mean will you be working with patients, or machinery, either way im scared for kaiser.
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Looks like everyone but the stock market is glad to see our new president. Why is everything not better already like he said it would be?
Rome was not built in one day!
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Should children with learning disabilities be taught in separate classrooms than regular children?
yes. it is too much of a distraction. also children with learning disabilities require more time, thought and explaination and its not fair to the children to group them together.
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Do you have a red hummer?
only when i am humming with red lipstick on
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Could you ever work at the same job as your s/o?
I did that. it does not work well
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Can you name something that many strippers have in common?
stretch marks
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Did anyone throw shoes at President Obama during his inauguration?
why would someone want to become a statistic on live television?
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When you were little what did you want to be when you grew up?
my mom, and if not my mom, then wonder women
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This is to the single parents::::What do you think is the hardest part about being a single parent?
the hardest part for me, is trying to explain to my son why his dad didnt stick around, other than that things are good, i have good friends and family that fill that void.
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I feel as though one of my friends has betrayed me, she comes round in the morning to my house and gets a lift to college, but then she ditches be at college. At the end of the day she comes all sweet and gets a lift home - what should I do?
since she is college educated, she should have no problem understanding when you tell her that, she will need to pretend to be someone elses friend and get a ride from them!!!!!
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I like this girl i work with.i wanna ask her out on at least one date but i'm not to sure if she likes me.i know her lifestyle pretty well,she drinks,parties and smokes.i don't do any of that,i do go out with friends and have a good time when i want to th
smoking, drinking and partying does not make one undateable, maybe uncompatiable for you, but you never know you may have other things in common. Dont be judgemental or try and change her(if you do date)you were already aware of these qualities before the date.
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Why is it that many people on welfare are overweight? Is it because they do not work or because they eat so well?
the real answer is this, FOOD STAMPS. I know some one on welfare with 3 small children ages 3,5&9. the mother recieves 748$ a month in food stamps, thats enough food to feed all those straving kids for a year. I dont know anyone who needs that many groceries. She buys fat lobsters and shrimp cases of gogurts and capri sun, while i clip coupons bargain shop and sometimes do without and i...
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I just heard....."She's a bad, mamma, Jamma.........What happened to the sounds of the good ole days?
the artist are all recovering from crack and other addictions
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What do you think of Anthony Hamilton?
i think he has a great voice
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What do you think of when you hear the name Ike Turner?
crawl bitch!
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Why was James Brown so funky?
it was his fancy foot work, the erotic screams and of course the permed hair
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My wife and I love our kids dearly (4 yr. old girl), (2 yr. old boy). We hold/hug them often and tell them we love them, and really show it... Will it make a difference in their lives?
it will make difference. children love to be loved and cared about. i hug and kiss my boys all the time, they still act up as children do, but they know i love them alot
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I threw my 19 yr old son and his friends out of my house tonight for drinking, getting rowdy and disrespectful. My son swore at me several times and his friend was a jerk to me. I was very hurt and angry. Did I do the right thing? it's 2:30am?
you did the right thing, they should have been at your sons place being rude, and if he doesnt have his own place he should look into getting one
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After having unprotected sex with a prostitute recently, I have discovered open sores running down the length of my penis. Could I be pregnant?
yes, pregnant with herpes
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If you were a father / mother, would you care buying stuff for your kids more than yourself?
my kids are most important to me and i get great pleasure out of shopping, so buying for my children before my self is a pleasure not a problem
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Anyone remember the band Jodeci? What did you think of them? Did you have a favorite song. If so, let me know what it is!
jodeci was the business. they had so many great hits its hard to pick one.
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The other night on TV someone announced Tina Turner as the Queen of soul, I've always thought Aretha Franklin is the QUEEN. Which one do you think is?
i think aretha franklin is the queen of sou; and tina tina is more like the classy grandmother of soul
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Is a recycled gift always a bad thing?
i believe that if you dont want or need it, there is someone who can always appreciate the gift. recycled gifts are the best thing since sliced bread
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What do you do when there's absolutely no chance for a better life?
start creating one the best way you can. small, positive simple changes can make a difference.
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My 90 yrold mother has a full time health care aide caring for her and my father who is 95 and severly alzheimered,last night he pulled my mother out of her bed while still asleep and bruised her up while dragging her,underthe aides care what will happn?
was the agency that employs the aide informed
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If Elvis had not died young, do you think the direction of today's music would be different?
no, i think Elvis would have turned rapper
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What types of benefits can a person get if he/she joins the Army and gets accepted?
you will get the benefit of doing more by 6am than most people do all day
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If, for some reason, your only choices in the 2008 election were Hillary Clinton and George W. Bush, who would you vote for?
Hillary and co.
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A fake doctor is a quack. Is there a term for a fake lawyer?
a liar
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Why dont hispanic guys like black girls?? As in i think im a good looking girl. Im no where near like the getto black girls (i have class). but its like impossable to get a hispanic unless they want sex!
girl, they do like us but it is hard for their parents to accept us, and who wants to upset their parents. It does not mean that their parents are racist, usually they just perfer if they date, marry and have children with other hispanics. I work with and for 80% hispanics and they love me as a person, some want to date me,but they all respect me. And i am ghetto, ghetto fabulous
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What are some of the best R&B and hip hop songs from the 90s?
summertime by Will Smith
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Women's underwear: which of these styles do you like the most.....(a) bikini briefs, (b) regular briefs, (c) thong, (d) boyshorts style briefs, or (e) grandma briefs?
(a)dont care for....(b)with sweats.....(c)with tight clothing or dresses....(d)to sleep in or wear around the house.....(e)during that time of the month....
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Has anyone ever dropped the "N" bomb in your presence.
yes, but I dont let it get to me because it shows their ignorance. I really dont know any niggers, black people, or african americans. i am brown, so are my parents as well as my siblings, i have never seen a real black person only variations of brown, i dont know any africans and never met a nigga or a nigger(where can you find these niggers i have heard so much about?), and for these reasons...
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Do you think Obama could do any wrong?
what human does no wrong????? I think he will make decisions that some people dont agree with, but who has not. He deserves a chance to do what he feels is best for the United States, just as every other President has been given the opportunity to do. People should stop looking for the negative in EVERYTHING. If anyone feels as though they have been let down or disappointed they should take...
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Can you prove God exists?
there has to be a God, because Something as wonderful as me could not have come from a monkey a seed or a machine.
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Girls:what would you do if a guy touched you(chest,ass,ect ect)?
help him look for his teeth that i knocked out
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Why do women, who are in a relationship, wear low cut shirts
because our boyfriends like it
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Ladies, what "heart-throb" from your younger days still has a lot of sex appeal as an old dude?
Sean Connery, even though he seemed already old when i was little, he has always been super sexy. my parents named my brother Sean after him, and that idiot took a good name and screwed it up
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Are men with mild facial scars more or less attractive?
i will take a guy with a facial scar, that means he has been through something
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What is up with women liking guys in boxers instead of briefs? Aren't there any who prefer guys in briefs?
briefs remind me of panties, they are more likely to reveal skid marks, especially tighty whities, they are ugly, especially animal prints.
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Ladies interesting study about overweight and women report more sex than non-overweight women, what do you think
I think it is some truth to it, i know some of my heavier girlfriends who screw like rabbits but thats because they are willing to screw anyone who is interested or appears interested, which means i play referee at the last call for alcohol, interferring with the drunk mans ability to pick up my chubby friend at the bar
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What is the one thing women want to hear during sex and the one thing they dont want to hear?
I like to her my partner tell me how wonderful i feel. I dont want to hear a fart.
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Do women prefer skinny guys?
i dont
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Ladies if you are going out on a date for the first time how many outfit changes do you go through before you are happy with your final choice and what factors helps you decide what outfit you wear
I pick my attire according to, where i will be going and the type of guy im going with. If my date is a fancy dresser, than i am fancy. If he is flashy, i am just as flashy. If he is a casual dresser then i dress down. But fabulous regardless!
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Marriage without children, or children without marriage, What would you choose?
CHILDREN WITH NO MARRIAGE, I MADE THIS CHOICE ON ACCIDENT. however i do not regret having my kids and i am so glad my dad did not waste his money paying for a wedding that would not have lasted anyway, that money gets spent on the grandkids college now.
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Ladies what would happen if there was a world wide shortage of make up cosmetics and lipstick that would last a couple of years
the smart ladies such as myself would do like the men in prison who wear make-up, mix red colored kool-aid with water= lipstick, take m&m candies mix with water= eyeshadow. WHERE there is a will there IS A WAY.
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Ladies which would you choose if you can only pick one: fully paid credit card with no limit or one night of the most mind blowing sex you have ever had with anyone you ever wanted
credit card= priceless. with that credit card i will buy mind blowing sex along with lots of other goodies.
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Ladies: Do you like being called cute?
I dont like it I love it!
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Girls: Do you prefer guys who wear suits, or guys who are more casual dressers?
I like both. I like a man like Sean "puffy" Combs, who looks good in suits or casual attire.
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My girlfriend used to say "Bye babe" at the end of every phone call (for about a year), now, for the last month and a half" she only says "bye". Its possible I'm looking to much into this, but I want to ask the women of AB, does this mean anything?
she is saying the babe part to someone else now.
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Girls emotional guy or no
in touch with his emotions, yes, crying and needy all the time no
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Ladies: what first thing you checked on men?
checked to see if shoe laces are clean
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Why do you have to wear underwear
so your pants dont smell like butt when you remove them
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Ladies how important was your mother or female role model in your life and what did you learn from her
very important, I learned how to respect others, love God, love myself,be a good mother and great friend, i learned that hard work pays off and she taught me to not want to marry a man like my daddy, i love him alot but that dude is nuts.
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You're at the gates of heaven. What do you think St. Peter will say to you?
late as usual
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Do you utter the words "Good Night" to someone before you go to bed or do you say something else or just go to sleep?
I say get off my booty like that
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When torturing a suspected terrorist with a fart, what the most effective method?
you must make sure the terrorist has his mouth open and the farter has perfect aim at the oral cavity.
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Do women like to kiss or commit a sex act and tell about it?
yes, why do you think we go to the hairdresser, to give and recieve gossip, pillow talk, and start rumors
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"I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me." What about you?
it has worked, it is working, and will they will continue to remain apart of my life, in small increments.
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What do you think of the practice of calling 1 gay partner the "husband" and the other the "wife" since they're the same sex?
Why are we constantly confusing our children. It is wrong. two men are gay husband#1 and gay husband#2, two lesbians are wife#1 and wife #2
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Do Mexican women find black men attractive? What about in the American West?
yes, my nephew Antonio Roberto Francisco JOHNSON is proof
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What was your nickname when you were growing up, and why were you called that?
Tonie short for my real name
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I just want your extra time and your __________! What?
Kiss, as i rub all over myself and slide on my stomach like a snake in Prince fashion
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4 words you never want to hear?
there is no cure
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Women: why is it that your prefer bad boys, over the nice guy? whats the difference between the two, and why would you rath be with the bad boy?
bad boys, bad boys, watcha gonna do? watcha gonna do when they come 4 u? I love em, amd leave em
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IF U FIND OUT THAT THE LADY/ GUY U FIND ONLINE AND U FELL IN LOVE WITH IS A CRIPPLE WHAT WILL U DO?
be in love with a crippled person
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I have my boyfriend and daughter staying with me. why do the daughter always try to get things started, she is trouble always wanting me and boyfriend at each other neck. she is 18 yrs. what do i do?
tell her, you are offically grown, if you cant stop causing problems you can go cause chaos in your own place with whoever you chose
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Why do white call hispanics beaners
dont single out white people, I hear black people say it all the time, from my vault of useless knowledge, we black people who do say the stupid term equat beaner with short slang for bean eater combine the two and ebonically speaking you have bean + eater= beaner.
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