Answerbag: 34th st.'s answers

Answer to Do athiests know everything?

Thu, 03 May 2012 18:04:23 -0700

Do athiests know everything?

Holy crap, no!! The world is a wide and mysterious place, and science nor religion has ever really been able to explain it, in spite of their claims.

Answer to If "Death" shows up at the door, what will you say?

Thu, 03 May 2012 18:01:52 -0700

If "Death" shows up at the door, what will you say?

Ok I'll get my purse, let me tidy up a little paperwork (and while death is smoking a cigarette, I'll write letters) and then I'll ask to go look at model homes in Vegas. I think that would be a good transition into death.

Answer to Will Mitt Romney spend more time in the White House, or in the D.C. Mormon Temple?

Thu, 19 Apr 2012 20:22:03 -0700

Will Mitt Romney spend more time in the White House, or in the D.C. Mormon Temple?

Please, He is gonna use the salt lake city monument as the "summer white house"

Answer to What is the hardest thing you had to do or accept?

Thu, 19 Apr 2012 18:40:01 -0700

What is the hardest thing you had to do or accept?

The hardest thing I have had to accept is my daughter's autism. It does not mean I love her less, I love her more.

Answer to I am waiting_______________________

Thu, 19 Apr 2012 18:33:50 -0700

I am waiting_______________________

for my grocery to be delivered

Answer to Which movie made you want to throw your bucket of popcorn at the screen?

Thu, 19 Apr 2012 17:39:56 -0700

Which movie made you want to throw your bucket of popcorn at the screen?

The Rocky Horror Picture Show, of course

Answer to Do you think Tupac liked the hologram of him?

Thu, 19 Apr 2012 17:38:17 -0700

Do you think Tupac liked the hologram of him?

I do not know. His mother loved it. I thought it was a freak show.

Answer to If you were starving, would you eat moldy bread?

Thu, 19 Apr 2012 17:36:56 -0700

If you were starving, would you eat moldy bread?

If I were starving, I would eat whatever was molding, in chronological order.

Answer to Do you remember the soap product "Zest"?

Fri, 13 Apr 2012 08:05:16 -0700

Do you remember the soap product "Zest"?

Of course, Striated with a deep Zest imprimt and all sorts of flavors that all smell like laundry detergent

Answer to Do you live in Merced, California?

Fri, 13 Apr 2012 05:01:18 -0700

Do you live in Merced, California?

I used to live in San Francisco for years. So, yeah, I'm a big ole, Bay Area stoner. Sue me...

Answer to Is there any point in existing? If so, what?

Fri, 13 Apr 2012 03:12:35 -0700

Is there any point in existing? If so, what?

A. Camus was a really cute guy. Seriously, I just saw a picture of him in a magazine. Apparently Satre was , you know, less good looking, and ultimately it didn't matter, cause shit happens and when it does, and we are all worm bait, at least if you're Camus and Co. But still, cute Camus, he had...

Answer to Conspiracy theory supporters must lead humdrum lives. If their lives were exciting,meaningful and purposeful they'd be too busy,right?

Fri, 13 Apr 2012 02:29:48 -0700

Conspiracy theory supporters must lead humdrum lives. If their lives were exciting,meaningful and purposeful they'd be too busy,right?

Humdrum, hanging out, waiting for second level stuff to happen is kinda what these guys do. Boredom and weather conditions seem to be a way of life.

Answer to It's Sodapop's birthday; who's coming to the party? What will you bring?

Fri, 13 Apr 2012 01:41:06 -0700

It's Sodapop's birthday; who's coming to the party? What will you bring?

A tray of homemade lasagne, a six pack, and Mrs. Cleaver, if I can talk her into it...

Answer to 80-120 Bill. Brain cells, and we use only maybe 1/100 of it. Is your brain active, curious, innovative, expanding knowledge, wisdom?

Fri, 13 Apr 2012 00:59:57 -0700

80-120 Bill. Brain cells, and we use only maybe 1/100 of it. Is your brain active, curious, innovative, expanding knowledge, wisdom?

Ok, my brain cells are NOT going to regenerate. They are funny that way. I'm officialy down a few. But I am inolved and interested.

Answer to Do you know the history behind Febreze?

Thu, 12 Apr 2012 23:54:16 -0700

Do you know the history behind Febreze?

Fe implies iron and a breeze?

Answer to Did you commit suicide yesterday?

Thu, 05 Apr 2012 21:20:43 -0700

Did you commit suicide yesterday?

No, I just didn't. And maybe I might tommorow...Who knows!

Answer to what state are you in?

Thu, 05 Apr 2012 20:22:12 -0700

what state are you in?

NJ

Answer to Why are guys intimidated by me?

Thu, 05 Apr 2012 19:30:31 -0700

Why are guys intimidated by me?

Because you have a stong sense of self and you are a unique beauty, and this makes men frail and insecure I fear you. WTF?

Answer to I might be pregnant, read my description. Am I?

Fri, 23 Mar 2012 13:56:21 -0700

I might be pregnant, read my description. Am I?

I don't know if you are pregnant. There is NO POSSIBLE WAY I COULD KNOW THIS!!!!!!!! Get a pregnancy test and a brain!

Answer to If you are verbose, bellicose and morose are you a joy to spend time with or a pain in the keester? Why?

Fri, 23 Mar 2012 13:36:18 -0700

If you are verbose, bellicose and morose are you a joy to spend time with or a pain in the keester? Why?

I value good editing:)

Answer to I am obsessed with bigfoot because I have watched a show called Finding Bigfoot. Is that why I'm obsessed with bigfoot?

Fri, 23 Mar 2012 13:21:24 -0700

I am obsessed with bigfoot because I have watched a show called Finding Bigfoot. Is that why I'm obsessed with bigfoot?

The Learning Channel. It f&cks up your mind. I am currently obsessed with shark attacks and giving birth to babies and raising them in a backwards, patriarchal, quiverfull familiy. I can't get enough of either.

Answer to For Once, Get Your________________________________________________!!

Fri, 23 Mar 2012 13:11:39 -0700

For Once, Get Your________________________________________________!!

limitations on dialysis straight. I love you but I'm not giving you a kidney!

Answer to Any of your wives or gf's ever comment on your forearms and hands?

Fri, 23 Mar 2012 13:07:16 -0700

Any of your wives or gf's ever comment on your forearms and hands?

There are definite points for nice, strong arms, back and chest. Your wife is in league with the "Girls Who Decide on Things" and we have voted yes on you.

Answer to Are you 'in shape' for this Summer?

Fri, 23 Mar 2012 12:47:56 -0700

Are you 'in shape' for this Summer?

I'm in ok shape. Not superhot, but overall, not to bad on the eyes. My boobs are huge and distacting. Where you at?

Answer to Care to join me?

Fri, 23 Mar 2012 12:39:34 -0700

Care to join me?

Do tell. Are we making our own soap? Feeding the tetras in our aquarium? Working door to door for the censeus bureau? Sticking a finger up our funny smelling places and then touching all our US currency unnecesarily? Cause you know me, I'm on board!

Answer to What advice would you give a teenager?

Fri, 23 Mar 2012 11:33:11 -0700

What advice would you give a teenager?

Smoking is cool. Guys thought I was way more fun cause I knew how to blow smoke rings. NOT!!!!!!!!! If I had the DeLorean and the flux capacitor I would be a non-smoker and advocate for it. 30 years later I am sick and tired of being sometimes sick and tired, and I wish I could throw this stupid...

Answer to Who is the sexiest women?

Fri, 23 Mar 2012 11:15:36 -0700

Who is the sexiest women?

Me, me,me,me! Or some other bitch...

Answer to To you, who's the sexiest man alive?

Fri, 23 Mar 2012 11:13:31 -0700

To you, who's the sexiest man alive?

Angelina Jolie. And every man shes ever slept with.

Answer to Fuck all of you!!!

Fri, 23 Mar 2012 10:44:49 -0700

Fuck all of you!!!

Yeah!!! Fuck all you!!! You know who you are!!!!! You people. You fucking people. Don't make me explain myself, fuck you, you know who you are...The fucked up, suspicious looking people. I don't like that guy, he looks weird. Good thing I have a gun. Trayvon Martin RIP

Answer to What is a good androgynous name for my pet starfish?

Fri, 23 Mar 2012 10:30:46 -0700

What is a good androgynous name for my pet starfish?

My first thought was "Dakota" which is the androgynous, wanna-be name that idiots like Don Johnson and Melanie Griffith named their kid in the eighties to show how "rough and tumble, expensive, but still cool with the American West we are" Names like "Cody, Jesse and Dylan" fall in this catagory....

Answer to When you can barely keep your eyes open it's time to___________________

Fri, 23 Mar 2012 10:10:02 -0700

When you can barely keep your eyes open it's time to___________________

take a shower, sing john denver songs at the top of my lungs, fall into bed naked, sleep for 10 hours.

Answer to See you in _________________________

Fri, 23 Mar 2012 10:06:39 -0700

See you in _________________________

Oh wait, you're Mama Cass...You're already there, my bad!

Answer to See you in _________________________

Fri, 23 Mar 2012 10:04:58 -0700

See you in _________________________

the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame!:)

Answer to What would not be a good idea for a national holiday?

Fri, 23 Mar 2012 10:01:54 -0700

What would not be a good idea for a national holiday?

The Dairy states may disagree, but overall, as a national holiday, I vote no on National Butter day.

Answer to how to cure fa*gots?

Fri, 23 Mar 2012 09:52:17 -0700

how to cure fa*gots?

What is a fa*got? If you wanted "them" cured surely you would at least have the courage to type faggot, which is what I think , in your lame, yet despertly politicaly correct way, you are trying to say. And the answer is no, faggots, dykes, butches, nancy boys, girls, boys whatever, need no cure....

Answer to Are allergies just an expression of whining?

Fri, 23 Mar 2012 09:44:28 -0700

Are allergies just an expression of whining?

I've acknowledged the super-whiney-ness of my allergies for years. I snuff up, blow my snot into a kleenex, and wipe it on anyone sitting next to me. And then I point and laugh. Cause I'm mean. And not starving, and I have high-class problems.

Answer to Is it illegal to smoke around a gas pump?

Fri, 23 Mar 2012 09:39:17 -0700

Is it illegal to smoke around a gas pump?

It is super dumb. Like I've actually said to someone else, "Put that out, I dont want to burst into flames today" Illegal...Not a clue.

Answer to Could Chuck Wood chuck wood faster than a wood chuck could if the wood chuck could chuck wood while driving a DeLorean at 88mph?

Fri, 23 Mar 2012 09:19:09 -0700

Could Chuck Wood chuck wood faster than a wood chuck could if the wood chuck could chuck wood while driving a DeLorean at 88mph?

What wood? A wood chuck cannot chuck wood in the present if there was wood chucked in the past. And Chuck Wood is not a test pilot for any DeLorean cars, 88 mph or otherwise.

Answer to What would you do if you saw a Bigfoot running into the woods?

Fri, 23 Mar 2012 08:42:51 -0700

What would you do if you saw a Bigfoot running into the woods?

I used to live in the Pacific Northwest and every time we smoked a little weed somebody would inevitably declare a Sasquatch sighting. Some a little more serious than others. (Amount of drugs consumed+degree of nakedness+how high+our clothes+local cops=Sasquatch story in the local newspaper)...

Answer to would u play russian roulette for 10 million dollars?

Tue, 20 Mar 2012 18:34:30 -0700

would u play russian roulette for 10 million dollars?

Yeah, my loving family needs a 10 million dollar hole in my head.

Answer to Have you used the Ebonics Translator? How accurate is this?

Sat, 17 Mar 2012 02:05:42 -0700

Have you used the Ebonics Translator? How accurate is this?

Are you mental? Are you as high as me? Seriously this cant be a real thing.

Answer to Have you used the Ebonics Translator? How accurate is this?

Sat, 17 Mar 2012 01:06:04 -0700

Have you used the Ebonics Translator? How accurate is this?

Dude, I'm pretty much crap-ass on a fucking stick. So, nothing is accurate.

Answer to Are you ready to apologize?

Fri, 16 Mar 2012 17:33:31 -0700

Are you ready to apologize?

No. Why should I? I wasn't my fault.

Answer to Would Mrs Cleaver be so kind as to start posting again? Please???

Fri, 09 Mar 2012 19:11:46 -0800

Would Mrs Cleaver be so kind as to start posting again? Please???

Oh, no, Mrs. Cleaver is such a super cool awesme force for goodness. Mrs. Cleaver, come back!!

Answer to Do you think the Artful Pheasant is a good name for a pub?

Sat, 25 Feb 2012 08:46:36 -0800

Do you think the Artful Pheasant is a good name for a pub?

Actually I like it, but you will have to have a gorgeous logo.

Answer to Sometimes you feel ___________ .

Sat, 25 Feb 2012 08:44:11 -0800

Sometimes you feel ___________ .

a pebble in your shoe.

Answer to Eventually everything comes down to failing?

Sat, 25 Feb 2012 08:42:44 -0800

Eventually everything comes down to failing?

No, no,no. It's like being eaten by a bear. You don't have to outrun the bear, just be less of a slow-poke loser then the guy next to you. He's the total failure. You just mildly suck.

Answer to Do you prefer the look of baldness over invisible hair?

Sat, 25 Feb 2012 08:01:14 -0800

Do you prefer the look of baldness over invisible hair?

What the fuck makes hair "invisible?" Either you're fu$king bald or not. Except when it comes to stray-out-of place hairs on me. In which case they are completely invisible and everyone else has to shut-up. Why do I have to explain these things to you?

Answer to Do you prefer the look of baldness over invisible hair?

Sat, 25 Feb 2012 08:01:12 -0800

Answer to Why are liberals so hateful and bigoted toward perfectly self-supporting people who happen to live in trailer parks?

Sat, 25 Feb 2012 07:31:44 -0800

Why are liberals so hateful and bigoted toward perfectly self-supporting people who happen to live in trailer parks?

Democrats, Republicans, conservatives, liberals, blah, blah. Nobody gives a flying fuck about anyone. What people care about is the money. People who have it want to keep it. And people who don't have it, screw you. The great lie about American culture is "upward mobility" Keeping poor people...

Answer to The flexible person able to adapt quickly with confidence will always win?

Sat, 25 Feb 2012 07:18:17 -0800

The flexible person able to adapt quickly with confidence will always win?

Horseshit. It just means I like all kinds of drugs and I'm cocky and gradiose when I'm wasted. Haha.

Answer to How can I get rid of half of my things?

Sat, 25 Feb 2012 07:11:16 -0800

How can I get rid of half of my things?

Every night, after dark, take several bags of your crap and put them in your neighbors garbage cans. I got rid of a ton of shit this way. Hell, I even got rid of a Christmas tree in April this way. No shame in my game.

Answer to Do you ever read books meant for managers? If so, why?

Sat, 25 Feb 2012 07:07:01 -0800

Do you ever read books meant for managers? If so, why?

Hahaha, not even when I was a manager, which I'm not, and actually I don't think I ever was, but maybe I was, manager is one of those jobs thats hard to tell if you actually have it.

Answer to Will you massage me?

Sat, 25 Feb 2012 07:03:08 -0800

Will you massage me?

Swedish or lymphatic drainage? I watched a video on you tube and feel highly qualified.

Answer to Will you feed me fruit in the bathtub?

Sat, 25 Feb 2012 07:00:58 -0800

Will you feed me fruit in the bathtub?

I will feed you vegetables. Someone has to survive this hell!

Answer to 5 things you use daily?

Sat, 25 Feb 2012 05:11:14 -0800

5 things you use daily?

Antivert, dental floss, mascara, anti-septic mouthwash, microwave oven.

Answer to Should women be alowed to box?

Sat, 25 Feb 2012 05:08:35 -0800

Should women be alowed to box?

Oh course, and 1 of 2 things will happen. Either I will totally beat the crap out of someone OR I will finally get that ass-kicking I've been needing all these years. Either way it's a win!

Answer to I want to go on a "field trip." where will you take me?

Sat, 25 Feb 2012 00:29:34 -0800

I want to go on a "field trip." where will you take me?

Please, field trips were the best. When I was a kid the ultimate field trip destination was "The museum of Science and Industry" Anyone who grew up in Los Angeles, CA knows what I'm talking about. The mini rail-road and the bell telephone diaroma and the eggs and the giant tooth...1980, huffing...

Answer to Why does Bob Ross, TV landscape artist, a white guy, I think, have dry kinky hair?

Sat, 25 Feb 2012 00:11:35 -0800

Why does Bob Ross, TV landscape artist, a white guy, I think, have dry kinky hair?

Stop, Stop!!! The death of Bob Ross, well, I'm not quite over it. I really liked Bob Ross, and his white-fro. Seriously, that guy rocked!

Answer to what country if any, have you NO desire to visit ? ever? why?

Fri, 24 Feb 2012 22:03:24 -0800

what country if any, have you NO desire to visit ? ever? why?

Sierra Leone would be a tough place to go. But Angelina seems to go for it, and hey, if she can, so can I!

Answer to What would you do if I have 90 dollars?

Fri, 24 Feb 2012 21:34:29 -0800

What would you do if I have 90 dollars?

Chip in my ten bucks, and get tickets for "Medival Times"

Answer to Dont break____________?

Fri, 24 Feb 2012 20:47:47 -0800

Dont break____________?

that thing, ooohhh, stop!!!!!! Oh, nevermind, OK it's broke, but it died a good death, whatever it was...

Answer to When did you eat your last Hot Dog

Fri, 24 Feb 2012 20:34:09 -0800

When did you eat your last Hot Dog

It's actually a frozen, microwave corndog. I need to get out more, seriously!

Answer to You ladies wanna go shopping?

Fri, 24 Feb 2012 20:26:09 -0800

You ladies wanna go shopping?

Of course. But what should we go shopping for? Real Esate, bikinis, norweign elkhund puppies, self esteem (with a monetary system)

Answer to I like it when __________________?

Fri, 24 Feb 2012 20:21:35 -0800

I like it when __________________?

We can sit for hours and kiss and braid each others hair.

Answer to If you stand infront of the mirror naked and shake,what jiggles? anything :-)?

Fri, 24 Feb 2012 20:03:17 -0800

If you stand infront of the mirror naked and shake,what jiggles? anything :-)?

OoH, my jiggly bits! Well, my boobs. They are larger-than average, and super-cute. So that works. Oh my, a little lower. I have the belly of the beast/ with the 6 inch surgical scar to prove it. My tummy is way more mobile than, lets say , Demi Moore's, but at the same time, I',m not huffing...

Answer to Whats a bit of JUNK you cant throw away

Fri, 24 Feb 2012 18:53:03 -0800

Whats a bit of JUNK you cant throw away

All my english papers from semesters past. I still think I'm brilliant, even when I'm not, and they are chewing up space, both physical and ego-wise!

Answer to Do you own anything yellow?

Fri, 24 Feb 2012 18:10:16 -0800

Do you own anything yellow?

I own several blouses and a sundress that is yellow. And the potential scrambled eggs in the fridge.

Answer to What was your first time smoking weed like? Any tips for someone first trying it?

Fri, 24 Feb 2012 18:03:24 -0800

What was your first time smoking weed like? Any tips for someone first trying it?

My first time smoking pot was at the age of 13. I was STONED, like the walls were melting stoned. I felt crazy and hyper-reactive and became paranoid and anxious. Not "reefer-madness" paranoid (google it "reefer-madness") but pretty damned uncomfortable. But, like the desperate-...

Answer to Parents: how well do you think you did bringing up your children?

Fri, 17 Feb 2012 05:00:15 -0800

Parents: how well do you think you did bringing up your children?

My daughter is developmentally disabled and her condition has ruled my life for years. I have cared for her in the most hands on, loving way imaginable, and I know I did a really good job. I am not perfect, bt I'm a really good mother.

Answer to I have a weakness for ___________________?

Thu, 16 Feb 2012 20:12:12 -0800

I have a weakness for ___________________?

oreos, covered in white chocolate

Answer to The internet site most visited by you?

Thu, 16 Feb 2012 19:10:44 -0800

The internet site most visited by you?

Since I am experiencing a hysterical lack of sex, I have been spending WAY too much time on KINK.com.

Answer to How would kissing you be? are you a great kisser?

Thu, 16 Feb 2012 18:39:39 -0800

How would kissing you be? are you a great kisser?

I AM A FANTASTIC KISSER! I have very little specialised skills or ability. I can't do your taxes or resolve your lingering psychological issues with various family members. But I can kiss you, wholly, deeply, gently, with careful nibbling and lots of soft licking in delicious places.

Answer to What is your opinion of dentists prescribing anti-anxiety medication to relax you for your scheduled dental appointment?

Fri, 10 Feb 2012 03:04:56 -0800

What is your opinion of dentists prescribing anti-anxiety medication to relax you for your scheduled dental appointment?

Ooh please, I SUPER-LO VE any dentist willing to give me lotsa paincrap, cause whatever they say, I an't that tough!

Answer to What is a bad name for a cat?

Fri, 10 Feb 2012 02:17:50 -0800

What is a bad name for a cat?

I am going to have jack

Answer to "I want to answer this, but I don't want to be the first one to answer it!" Do you ever feel this way about Answerbag questions?

Thu, 09 Feb 2012 23:20:34 -0800

"I want to answer this, but I don't want to be the first one to answer it!" Do you ever feel this way about Answerbag questions?

Haha, Some times I wait for someone else to post what I actually think before I do. Why? Usually because I am uncertain of myself, and need reassurance. Or I just want to make sure that people think what I think and safety in numbers. Or mostly I just want to articulate my answer so I don't sound...

Answer to In one sentense, describe your imagination of a strange scene.

Thu, 09 Feb 2012 23:12:31 -0800

In one sentense, describe your imagination of a strange scene.

Good Lord put down the fork, we havn't even decided yet whether or not Jedidiah should be stoned to death!

Answer to Best Idea Ever!?

Thu, 09 Feb 2012 22:38:11 -0800

Best Idea Ever!?

I, as a result of way to much time on AB, came up with the seriously brillant idea of the glow in the dark toilet seat. Picture the infomercial "No more pesky stubbed toes or stepped on cats!"

Answer to If your neghbor was a police officer would this bother you?

Sat, 04 Feb 2012 18:32:16 -0800

If your neghbor was a police officer would this bother you?

my police neighbor dude and i would get so effing high together that we were on another planet

Answer to If you had to take a bath with someone, who would it be?

Sat, 04 Feb 2012 18:13:03 -0800

If you had to take a bath with someone, who would it be?

Dude, me and my huge boobs are taking a bath with weylon

Answer to What was the last thing you bought on eBay?

Sat, 04 Feb 2012 18:08:30 -0800

What was the last thing you bought on eBay?

My biology textbook

Answer to So what's new on AB? My computer was in the shop and I'm out of the loop. Any scandal, dirt? What'd I miss?

Sat, 04 Feb 2012 05:05:17 -0800

So what's new on AB? My computer was in the shop and I'm out of the loop. Any scandal, dirt? What'd I miss?

Share your answer...

Answer to Can anyone think of a good name for a Datsun 280z? It's orange-red, and needs a bunch of repairs to make it road-worthy again...

Fri, 03 Feb 2012 19:44:22 -0800

Can anyone think of a good name for a Datsun 280z? It's orange-red, and needs a bunch of repairs to make it road-worthy again...

A Datsun 280z...My dad had one when I was just a little kid, I used to ride in the little hatchback space and sing along with Neil Diamond on the 8 track. As far as a name? Kentucky Woman

Answer to What kind of house plants do black people like? Is there a particular variety that they gravitate toward as a racial group?

Wed, 21 Dec 2011 23:35:13 -0800

What kind of house plants do black people like? Is there a particular variety that they gravitate toward as a racial group?

This is a REALLY bad question, seriously dumb!

Answer to Do you think that Anakin Skywalker could do a brazilian wax with his lightsaber?

Wed, 21 Dec 2011 23:33:18 -0800

Do you think that Anakin Skywalker could do a brazilian wax with his lightsaber?

No, yes I don't know maybe.

Answer to Who needs me?

Wed, 21 Dec 2011 23:26:46 -0800

Who needs me?

I need you.

Answer to How many letters can you write?

Wed, 21 Dec 2011 19:28:57 -0800

How many letters can you write?

26.

Answer to If you could snap your fingers and magically every illegal alien would be gone from the entire USA what do imagine would happen the next day?

Mon, 19 Dec 2011 23:33:21 -0800

If you could snap your fingers and magically every illegal alien would be gone from the entire USA what do imagine would happen the next day?

I would extend myself to my new neighbors, and make sure that they are welcome

Answer to Give me a word that has 2 L's in it. :)

Mon, 19 Dec 2011 23:02:43 -0800

Give me a word that has 2 L's in it. :)

licolie

Answer to What's your favourite number? Why?

Mon, 19 Dec 2011 21:07:29 -0800

What's your favourite number? Why?

10. 10 is a good solid number. It is constantly being divided by "other, drunk, loud mouth numbers, people and statistics, but overall, 10 is a number that most people can live with.

Answer to Do you like the letter "X"?

Mon, 19 Dec 2011 20:46:06 -0800

Do you like the letter "X"?

It stands for Xanadu, and that stands for whatever you want it!

Answer to Can you say one POSITIVE thing about McDonald's?

Mon, 19 Dec 2011 20:42:48 -0800

Can you say one POSITIVE thing about McDonald's?

McDonalds fries are soooo good dipped into their vanilla milkshake! Weird, gross, but true!

Answer to Are you a bad influence on your friends?

Mon, 19 Dec 2011 20:37:32 -0800

Are you a bad influence on your friends?

Of course not. If I actually had friends, I would not influence them, except in ways that would be uplifting and elevating to them and their families.

Answer to What is the most annoying word you have ever heard?

Sat, 17 Dec 2011 01:10:27 -0800

What is the most annoying word you have ever heard?

The word "annoying" annoys me.

Answer to Should I trust her again?

Sat, 17 Dec 2011 01:08:06 -0800

Should I trust her again?

NO!

Answer to When you head to the mall, what's the first store you check out?

Fri, 16 Dec 2011 23:31:12 -0800

When you head to the mall, what's the first store you check out?

I check out the food court, looking for...yes I see it...FROZEN YOGURT, with a back-up from Aunt Annies buttery goodness.

Answer to In your opinion, where's the worst place on your body to get an ingrown hair? (Humor appreciated, but not required.)

Fri, 16 Dec 2011 22:03:39 -0800

In your opinion, where's the worst place on your body to get an ingrown hair? (Humor appreciated, but not required.)

Holy Crapola, what a personal question! But given that I can field this I'd say...?

Answer to If you could make your own flavor of ice cream, what would it be?

Fri, 16 Dec 2011 21:41:17 -0800

If you could make your own flavor of ice cream, what would it be?

Vanilla mixed with small, dignified pieces of dark chocolate.

Answer to Are you willing to risk it?

Fri, 16 Dec 2011 18:43:56 -0800

Are you willing to risk it?

No. I have so little "it" left that what I do have needs to be nurtured and grown, not wasted on risky, juvenile, center- of- attention schemes.

Answer to Middle name for Lilah?

Fri, 16 Dec 2011 18:38:11 -0800

Middle name for Lilah?

I love the name Lilah, and if I was blessed with a little girl, I might call her Lilah Pearl.