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Do athiests know everything? Holy crap, no!! The world is a wide and mysterious place, and science nor religion has ever really been able to explain it, in spite of their claims.

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If "Death" shows up at the door, what will you say? Ok I'll get my purse, let me tidy up a little paperwork (and while death is smoking a cigarette, I'll write letters) and then I'll ask to go look at model homes in Vegas. I think that would be a good transition into death.

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Will Mitt Romney spend more time in the White House, or in the D.C. Mormon Temple? Please, He is gonna use the salt lake city monument as the "summer white house"

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What is the hardest thing you had to do or accept? The hardest thing I have had to accept is my daughter's autism. It does not mean I love her less, I love her more.

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I am waiting_______________________ for my grocery to be delivered

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Which movie made you want to throw your bucket of popcorn at the screen? The Rocky Horror Picture Show, of course

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Do you think Tupac liked the hologram of him? I do not know. His mother loved it. I thought it was a freak show.

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If you were starving, would you eat moldy bread? If I were starving, I would eat whatever was molding, in chronological order.

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Do you remember the soap product "Zest"? Of course, Striated with a deep Zest imprimt and all sorts of flavors that all smell like laundry detergent

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Do you live in Merced, California? I used to live in San Francisco for years. So, yeah, I'm a big ole, Bay Area stoner. Sue me...

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Is there any point in existing? If so, what? A. Camus was a really cute guy. Seriously, I just saw a picture of him in a magazine. Apparently Satre was , you know, less good looking, and ultimately it didn't matter, cause shit happens and when it does, and we are all worm bait, at least if you're Camus and Co. But still, cute Camus, he had to it going on. Oh and the point of existing? Size 7 1/2 sneakers.. They're on order...So cute.

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Conspiracy theory supporters must lead humdrum lives. If their lives were exciting,meaningful and purposeful they'd be too busy,right? Humdrum, hanging out, waiting for second level stuff to happen is kinda what these guys do. Boredom and weather conditions seem to be a way of life.

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It's Sodapop's birthday; who's coming to the party? What will you bring? A tray of homemade lasagne, a six pack, and Mrs. Cleaver, if I can talk her into it...

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80-120 Bill. Brain cells, and we use only maybe 1/100 of it. Is your brain active, curious, innovative, expanding knowledge, wisdom? Ok, my brain cells are NOT going to regenerate. They are funny that way. I'm officialy down a few. But I am inolved and interested.

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Do you know the history behind Febreze? Fe implies iron and a breeze?

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Did you commit suicide yesterday? No, I just didn't. And maybe I might tommorow...Who knows!

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what state are you in? NJ

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Why are guys intimidated by me? Because you have a stong sense of self and you are a unique beauty, and this makes men frail and insecure I fear you. WTF?

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I might be pregnant, read my description. Am I? I don't know if you are pregnant. There is NO POSSIBLE WAY I COULD KNOW THIS!!!!!!!! Get a pregnancy test and a brain!

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If you are verbose, bellicose and morose are you a joy to spend time with or a pain in the keester? Why? I value good editing:)

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I am obsessed with bigfoot because I have watched a show called Finding Bigfoot. Is that why I'm obsessed with bigfoot? The Learning Channel. It f&cks up your mind. I am currently obsessed with shark attacks and giving birth to babies and raising them in a backwards, patriarchal, quiverfull familiy. I can't get enough of either.

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For Once, Get Your________________________________________________!! limitations on dialysis straight. I love you but I'm not giving you a kidney!

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Any of your wives or gf's ever comment on your forearms and hands? There are definite points for nice, strong arms, back and chest. Your wife is in league with the "Girls Who Decide on Things" and we have voted yes on you.

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Are you 'in shape' for this Summer? I'm in ok shape. Not superhot, but overall, not to bad on the eyes. My boobs are huge and distacting. Where you at?

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Care to join me? Do tell. Are we making our own soap? Feeding the tetras in our aquarium? Working door to door for the censeus bureau? Sticking a finger up our funny smelling places and then touching all our US currency unnecesarily? Cause you know me, I'm on board!

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What advice would you give a teenager? Smoking is cool. Guys thought I was way more fun cause I knew how to blow smoke rings. NOT!!!!!!!!! If I had the DeLorean and the flux capacitor I would be a non-smoker and advocate for it. 30 years later I am sick and tired of being sometimes sick and tired, and I wish I could throw this stupid habit!

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Who is the sexiest women? Me, me,me,me! Or some other bitch...

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To you, who's the sexiest man alive? Angelina Jolie. And every man shes ever slept with.

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Fuck all of you!!! Yeah!!! Fuck all you!!! You know who you are!!!!! You people. You fucking people. Don't make me explain myself, fuck you, you know who you are...The fucked up, suspicious looking people. I don't like that guy, he looks weird. Good thing I have a gun. Trayvon Martin RIP

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What is a good androgynous name for my pet starfish? My first thought was "Dakota" which is the androgynous, wanna-be name that idiots like Don Johnson and Melanie Griffith named their kid in the eighties to show how "rough and tumble, expensive, but still cool with the American West we are" Names like "Cody, Jesse and Dylan" fall in this catagory. So it's a starfish, fish being the operative word. Hmmmm. How about Artemis? In mythology Artemis...

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When you can barely keep your eyes open it's time to___________________ take a shower, sing john denver songs at the top of my lungs, fall into bed naked, sleep for 10 hours.

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See you in _________________________ Oh wait, you're Mama Cass...You're already there, my bad!

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See you in _________________________ the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame!:)

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What would not be a good idea for a national holiday? The Dairy states may disagree, but overall, as a national holiday, I vote no on National Butter day.

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how to cure fa*gots? What is a fa*got? If you wanted "them" cured surely you would at least have the courage to type faggot, which is what I think , in your lame, yet despertly politicaly correct way, you are trying to say. And the answer is no, faggots, dykes, butches, nancy boys, girls, boys whatever, need no cure. Us homo freaks are ok !

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Are allergies just an expression of whining? I've acknowledged the super-whiney-ness of my allergies for years. I snuff up, blow my snot into a kleenex, and wipe it on anyone sitting next to me. And then I point and laugh. Cause I'm mean. And not starving, and I have high-class problems.

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Is it illegal to smoke around a gas pump? It is super dumb. Like I've actually said to someone else, "Put that out, I dont want to burst into flames today" Illegal...Not a clue.

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Could Chuck Wood chuck wood faster than a wood chuck could if the wood chuck could chuck wood while driving a DeLorean at 88mph? What wood? A wood chuck cannot chuck wood in the present if there was wood chucked in the past. And Chuck Wood is not a test pilot for any DeLorean cars, 88 mph or otherwise.

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What would you do if you saw a Bigfoot running into the woods? I used to live in the Pacific Northwest and every time we smoked a little weed somebody would inevitably declare a Sasquatch sighting. Some a little more serious than others. (Amount of drugs consumed+degree of nakedness+how high+our clothes+local cops=Sasquatch story in the local newspaper) Never saw a Bigfoot, just a hairy dude running, just running, and a cop named Sgt. Harry, which when you...

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would u play russian roulette for 10 million dollars? Yeah, my loving family needs a 10 million dollar hole in my head.

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Have you used the Ebonics Translator? How accurate is this? Are you mental? Are you as high as me? Seriously this cant be a real thing.

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Have you used the Ebonics Translator? How accurate is this? Dude, I'm pretty much crap-ass on a fucking stick. So, nothing is accurate.

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Are you ready to apologize? No. Why should I? I wasn't my fault.

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Would Mrs Cleaver be so kind as to start posting again? Please??? Oh, no, Mrs. Cleaver is such a super cool awesme force for goodness. Mrs. Cleaver, come back!!

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Do you think the Artful Pheasant is a good name for a pub? Actually I like it, but you will have to have a gorgeous logo.

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Sometimes you feel ___________ . a pebble in your shoe.

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Eventually everything comes down to failing? No, no,no. It's like being eaten by a bear. You don't have to outrun the bear, just be less of a slow-poke loser then the guy next to you. He's the total failure. You just mildly suck.

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Do you prefer the look of baldness over invisible hair? What the fuck makes hair "invisible?" Either you're fu$king bald or not. Except when it comes to stray-out-of place hairs on me. In which case they are completely invisible and everyone else has to shut-up. Why do I have to explain these things to you?

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Do you prefer the look of baldness over invisible hair? What the fuck makes hair "invisible?" Either you're fu$king bald or not. Except when it comes to stray-out-of place hairs on me. In which case they are completely invisible and everyone else has to shut-up. Why do I have to explain these things to you?

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Why are liberals so hateful and bigoted toward perfectly self-supporting people who happen to live in trailer parks? Democrats, Republicans, conservatives, liberals, blah, blah. Nobody gives a flying fuck about anyone. What people care about is the money. People who have it want to keep it. And people who don't have it, screw you. The great lie about American culture is "upward mobility" Keeping poor people poor is what the economy is about. Seriously, liberals don't care about your trailer park. They care...

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The flexible person able to adapt quickly with confidence will always win? Horseshit. It just means I like all kinds of drugs and I'm cocky and gradiose when I'm wasted. Haha.

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How can I get rid of half of my things? Every night, after dark, take several bags of your crap and put them in your neighbors garbage cans. I got rid of a ton of shit this way. Hell, I even got rid of a Christmas tree in April this way. No shame in my game.

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Do you ever read books meant for managers? If so, why? Hahaha, not even when I was a manager, which I'm not, and actually I don't think I ever was, but maybe I was, manager is one of those jobs thats hard to tell if you actually have it.

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Will you massage me? Swedish or lymphatic drainage? I watched a video on you tube and feel highly qualified.

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Will you feed me fruit in the bathtub? I will feed you vegetables. Someone has to survive this hell!

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5 things you use daily? Antivert, dental floss, mascara, anti-septic mouthwash, microwave oven.

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Should women be alowed to box? Oh course, and 1 of 2 things will happen. Either I will totally beat the crap out of someone OR I will finally get that ass-kicking I've been needing all these years. Either way it's a win!

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I want to go on a "field trip." where will you take me? Please, field trips were the best. When I was a kid the ultimate field trip destination was "The museum of Science and Industry" Anyone who grew up in Los Angeles, CA knows what I'm talking about. The mini rail-road and the bell telephone diaroma and the eggs and the giant tooth...1980, huffing glue on the back of the bus...Soo good!

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Why does Bob Ross, TV landscape artist, a white guy, I think, have dry kinky hair? Stop, Stop!!! The death of Bob Ross, well, I'm not quite over it. I really liked Bob Ross, and his white-fro. Seriously, that guy rocked!

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what country if any, have you NO desire to visit ? ever? why? Sierra Leone would be a tough place to go. But Angelina seems to go for it, and hey, if she can, so can I!

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What would you do if I have 90 dollars? Chip in my ten bucks, and get tickets for "Medival Times"

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Dont break____________? that thing, ooohhh, stop!!!!!! Oh, nevermind, OK it's broke, but it died a good death, whatever it was...

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When did you eat your last Hot Dog It's actually a frozen, microwave corndog. I need to get out more, seriously!

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You ladies wanna go shopping? Of course. But what should we go shopping for? Real Esate, bikinis, norweign elkhund puppies, self esteem (with a monetary system)

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I like it when __________________? We can sit for hours and kiss and braid each others hair.

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If you stand infront of the mirror naked and shake,what jiggles? anything :-)? OoH, my jiggly bits! Well, my boobs. They are larger-than average, and super-cute. So that works. Oh my, a little lower. I have the belly of the beast/ with the 6 inch surgical scar to prove it. My tummy is way more mobile than, lets say , Demi Moore's, but at the same time, I',m not huffing stuff like her, so, OK. But I wouldn't put my tummy in a cute contest.

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Whats a bit of JUNK you cant throw away All my english papers from semesters past. I still think I'm brilliant, even when I'm not, and they are chewing up space, both physical and ego-wise!

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Do you own anything yellow? I own several blouses and a sundress that is yellow. And the potential scrambled eggs in the fridge.

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What was your first time smoking weed like? Any tips for someone first trying it? My first time smoking pot was at the age of 13. I was STONED, like the walls were melting stoned. I felt crazy and hyper-reactive and became paranoid and anxious. Not "reefer-madness" paranoid (google it "reefer-madness") but pretty damned uncomfortable. But, like the desperate- seeker-for-alternitive-experiences person that I was I continued to smoke, despite the unpleasent (for me) high....

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Parents: how well do you think you did bringing up your children? My daughter is developmentally disabled and her condition has ruled my life for years. I have cared for her in the most hands on, loving way imaginable, and I know I did a really good job. I am not perfect, bt I'm a really good mother.

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I have a weakness for ___________________? oreos, covered in white chocolate

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The internet site most visited by you? Since I am experiencing a hysterical lack of sex, I have been spending WAY too much time on KINK.com.

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How would kissing you be? are you a great kisser? I AM A FANTASTIC KISSER! I have very little specialised skills or ability. I can't do your taxes or resolve your lingering psychological issues with various family members. But I can kiss you, wholly, deeply, gently, with careful nibbling and lots of soft licking in delicious places.

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What is your opinion of dentists prescribing anti-anxiety medication to relax you for your scheduled dental appointment? Ooh please, I SUPER-LO VE any dentist willing to give me lotsa paincrap, cause whatever they say, I an't that tough!

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What is a bad name for a cat? I am going to have jack

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"I want to answer this, but I don't want to be the first one to answer it!" Do you ever feel this way about Answerbag questions? Haha, Some times I wait for someone else to post what I actually think before I do. Why? Usually because I am uncertain of myself, and need reassurance. Or I just want to make sure that people think what I think and safety in numbers. Or mostly I just want to articulate my answer so I don't sound like a total asshole:)

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In one sentense, describe your imagination of a strange scene. Good Lord put down the fork, we havn't even decided yet whether or not Jedidiah should be stoned to death!

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Best Idea Ever!? I, as a result of way to much time on AB, came up with the seriously brillant idea of the glow in the dark toilet seat. Picture the infomercial "No more pesky stubbed toes or stepped on cats!"

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If your neghbor was a police officer would this bother you? my police neighbor dude and i would get so effing high together that we were on another planet

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If you had to take a bath with someone, who would it be? Dude, me and my huge boobs are taking a bath with weylon

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What was the last thing you bought on eBay? My biology textbook

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So what's new on AB? My computer was in the shop and I'm out of the loop. Any scandal, dirt? What'd I miss? Share your answer...

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Can anyone think of a good name for a Datsun 280z? It's orange-red, and needs a bunch of repairs to make it road-worthy again... A Datsun 280z...My dad had one when I was just a little kid, I used to ride in the little hatchback space and sing along with Neil Diamond on the 8 track. As far as a name? Kentucky Woman

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What kind of house plants do black people like? Is there a particular variety that they gravitate toward as a racial group? This is a REALLY bad question, seriously dumb!

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Do you think that Anakin Skywalker could do a brazilian wax with his lightsaber? No, yes I don't know maybe.

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Who needs me? I need you.

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How many letters can you write? 26.

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If you could snap your fingers and magically every illegal alien would be gone from the entire USA what do imagine would happen the next day? I would extend myself to my new neighbors, and make sure that they are welcome

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Give me a word that has 2 L's in it. :) licolie

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What's your favourite number? Why? 10. 10 is a good solid number. It is constantly being divided by "other, drunk, loud mouth numbers, people and statistics, but overall, 10 is a number that most people can live with.

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Do you like the letter "X"? It stands for Xanadu, and that stands for whatever you want it!

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Can you say one POSITIVE thing about McDonald's? McDonalds fries are soooo good dipped into their vanilla milkshake! Weird, gross, but true!

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Are you a bad influence on your friends? Of course not. If I actually had friends, I would not influence them, except in ways that would be uplifting and elevating to them and their families.

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What is the most annoying word you have ever heard? The word "annoying" annoys me.

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Should I trust her again? NO!

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When you head to the mall, what's the first store you check out? I check out the food court, looking for...yes I see it...FROZEN YOGURT, with a back-up from Aunt Annies buttery goodness.

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In your opinion, where's the worst place on your body to get an ingrown hair? (Humor appreciated, but not required.) Holy Crapola, what a personal question! But given that I can field this I'd say...?

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If you could make your own flavor of ice cream, what would it be? Vanilla mixed with small, dignified pieces of dark chocolate.

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Are you willing to risk it? No. I have so little "it" left that what I do have needs to be nurtured and grown, not wasted on risky, juvenile, center- of- attention schemes.

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Middle name for Lilah? I love the name Lilah, and if I was blessed with a little girl, I might call her Lilah Pearl.

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Have you ever met someone from your hometown when you were thousands of miles away? Since my hometown is Los Angeles, California it's not all that uncommon to encounter Angelinos all over the place. What does give me a good time is when people also know the neighborhood I'm from, and we can talk about common streets and shops etc.

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some just whine because _____________________ they're all out of wine.

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What will you be known for? I hope I will be known as a really good, sound and commited mother to my mentally disabled daughter. If I fail at that, nothing else I achieve will really matter. The good news is my daughter is doing great, and we are OK!

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What's something that glows? Me, when I know a really big secret!

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Do you still have black and white pictures? Yes, I love them and I have a bunch of books about filming locations in and around early L.A. silent movies come to life. Love black and white.

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How do you earn money quickly and easily? I tutor english students.

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Nastiest thing you can call someone?? I once called someone, in the heat of battle, an ugly c*nt worm.

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Did someone make you laugh today? Yes. A girl in my English class told me that reason she flunked the class was because our teacher is from India and she is Pakistani, and she was being persecuted for the conflict between these two cultures. I've read this girls papers (peer review, as part of the class) and each one was more bigoted, dumb, and inconprehensible then the next. I got a good laugh out of it.

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How does the reindeer can fly? They roll around in the magic snow that falls only on the North Pole. This snow is the lightest, fluffiest snow anywhere on earth, and on 11:59 pm December 24 it evaporates into sheer beauty and rainbow color and lifts the reindeer off their feet and into the sky.

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Do you just happen to keep a 2x4 wrapped in barbed wire under your bed? No. I live on the third floor of a locked, intercom building. My odds of a home invasion robbery/zombie attack are slim to none.

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If God asked you to kill your son, would you do it? I would incur the wrath of God before I would harm my child. And any God who would ask this is not God.

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Why the hell does my boyfriend sometimes prefer jerking off to sex? Maybe because jerking off is a quick gratification that doesn't include having to worry about satisfying another person.

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How should I wake you in the morning? Spoon me.

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If you could watch a woman in a porn video do anything what would it be ? I think you'll get better answers if you post this in the adult section. If you scroll down to the bottom of any page there's a link to AB4Adults.

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What do you think of guys that get their nails done? There was one in the nail salon today. I think it's ok as long as he is not overall really metrosexual.

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True or False Ladies? Your bra size is larger then 34B? True.

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What makes you cold? Nuclear winter.

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What age were you when you started smoking? I was 14. I thought it made me look older. Now I wish I never started.

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All friends who knew her - Mrs.Dufresne's (Jenna Nicole) https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=606106293 Are you aware of her passing? No and thanks for informing us. It's always terrible to hear that someone on AB has died and I'm really sorry to hear this. Awful.

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What's Santa's favorite food? Venison.

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Anyone know any two-member bands? I can only think of Panic! At The Disco and Creature Feature. o_o The Eurythmics

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What do perverts look like? Jerry Sandusky.

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What is one thing you'd want to glow in the dark? The toilet.

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How many years will it be before you can beat up Chuck Norris? I think it will depend on how consistently I use my Total Gym, but maybe, oh, never? I could mop the floor with Christie Brinkely though.

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Does A B keep you awake? Sometimes. Like right now.

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What would you do if Justin Bieber was stuck in your chimney? Light a fire and make s'mores

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What bodily movement fundamentally differentiates a man from a woman? Habitually touching their bald spot.

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Have you ever hidden the truth about anything from anyone? Yes. His wife.

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When Santa comes will you clean it up? Clean what up? Is he gonna use my bathroom?

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How can I just say no without hurting the drug pushers feelings? Write them a polite note on your nicest stationary explaining that you have to opt out at this particular time, but you appreciate them thinking of you.

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Do you have nice teeth? I have excellent teeth. I wore braces as a teen, so they are very straight and I've never had a cavity. I brush 3 times a day and floss religiously. If there's one thing I have genuine confidence in it's my teeth:)

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Pearl Harbor veterans observed the 70th anniversary of the attack and announced it would disband. Do you find this sad as I do? I'm not sure sad is the word (for me, at least) but definitely very poignant and touching. The survivors have done a great job honoring and remembering their friends. If anyone happens to find themselves in Hawaii a visit to the Arizona memorial is very worthwhile. RIP guys:)

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Do you have any cute underwear? Yes. Now I just need a reason to wear them!

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Is your TV broken? The TV's fine, although my relationship with the cable company has become a bit strained.

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Will they eventually tax sex? This is actually a primary argument in favor of legalized prostitution. Legalize it, regulate it and collect tax revenue from it. It's being done successfully in a few counties in Nevada.

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Have you ever gotten rid of a bad old habit? How? I am a champion procrastinator. I spent much of my life doing everything at the last possible second, and as a result I was always stressed and disorganized. But since going back to school I have had to learn and implement better time management skills in order to be successful. This has required daily thought, making and sticking to written lists and schedules, and setting aside time everyday...

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Did you feel dirty after your first time? No, I was filled with hope for the future.

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If your gonna play in Texas ___________________________ keep in mind that they have no problem executing you.

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When do popcorns make you sick? Movie theater popcorn always starts to make me feel a little ill after the first few bites. I like Red Vines much better when at the movies. Bite off both ends, stick it in your drink and use as a straw. Yummy!

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How can I keep my head/brain more safe while boxing? Boxing is a dangerous sport and people get hurt. Isn't that who wins, the guy who ends up getting hurt LESS? That having been said the risk of dementia pugilista (boxers dementia), that is an alzheimers-like condition that develops in boxers seems to affect fighters more who started boxing young, when their brains were still developing and vulnerable. Jerry Quarry suffered from this, and it was...

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You can touch my ______ if you give me _______. monkey, bananas.

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Does "zero tolerance" in schools make sense? Does it work? Zero tolerence is too far reaching, for exactly the kinds of reasons this story illustrates. Ridiculous accusations get made with no recourse for the families affected. I read a story a few years ago in the same vein as yours involving three 6-year olds having a pretend "wedding" on the playground. A boy and girl were playing the bride and groom with the third child as the "minister." When the...

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Is it ethical to euthanize a baby with down syndrome? No. It is neither legal or ethical to euthanize a human being. As far as other countries, I don't know of any where this is legal practice.

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Will you eat strawberries in bed with me? Sure. I'll pick up a bottle of bubbly on the way over!

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Who is your lover? You, me? Knocking off those 7-11s. We are so good looking that the people who are going to shoot us feel bad about it.

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What is something you should NOT drink? A cup from the Fountain of Youth. Immortality means nothing if it means outliving everyone and everthing you love.

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Hey...why are you so quiet? Because, in spite of it all, I still love you. And that's hard for me to say...

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You agree ? Van Gogh said that good picture is equivalent to a good deed. I am a fan of Van Gogh, both his landscapes and especially his self portraits. But I'm not sure I follow the logic of good art=good deed. I understand the concept of fine art, or at least meaningful art, as being elevating or inspiring to "mankind" but how does it become a good deed, or as we jews call it, a mitzvah? Love your thoughts...

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Take your time and_______ count to ten backwards, and try not to say anything you'll regret.

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If you use 'u' instead of 'you' should you be stoned to death? No no, you are losing focus. The people who need to be killed in the most hideous fashion possible are the people who persist in using the phrases "Old Hollywood Glamour" and describing something as being whatever it is but "on acid" ie "it was the Heimlich manuver ON ACID" or "it wasn't just toilet paper, but toilet paper On ACID" Death to them all, I'd pull the switch!

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What gives you 'hope' in difficult times? Me. I have a basic faith in myself, and this little bit of unshakable courage keeps me, and has kept me going when confronted with a lot of very trying stiuations.

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What would you do if there was no INTERNET? Dyeing my hair.

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Are you on your best behaviour right now? Why or why not? At the moment, yes because I am sitting in the school library typing this, so no naughty-ness. When I get home it'll be a different story.

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How do I make my girlfriend pregnant? Set her up with her own AB account and then don't have sex with her. Apparently women get pregnant under these circumstances all the time, from what I've read.

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Iron Chef or Iron Chef America? The original Japanese Iron Chef was the best. Loved it.

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Am I the only guy who growls during sex when it feels really good? I think that sounds kind of cute. Grrrrr!

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what are u wearing today? Black leggings, boots, a lavender long-sleeve t-shirt, a black sweater and a puffy black coat.

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Can an umbrella be used as a parachute? I think plenty of little boys jumping off roofs holding one have proved this to be false. Capes and cardboard wings don't work either.

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The voices in my head are slurring their words. Does that mean their drunk? Either that or they are having a stroke.

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Do you stroke other people's dogs in the street? All the time, but I ask first.

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Have you ever worn a bikini? All the time, in summer. Whether or not I SHOULD wear one is debatable:)

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I will feel better if you rub my ______. belly.

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Can teenagers get drunk on cruise ships? Sure. And we all know how well new drunks and motion sickness go together.

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This morning I came to work realizing that the shoes I wore were different from each other. What does this mean? You need more sleep.

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what is the most stupid invention you have ever seen? I saw an electric hot dog cooker. It looked like a toaster. When did cooking hot dogs become so complex that it requires a special appliance?

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What makes you squeal? Candy.

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Do you have a middle name? No I don't. Strangely enough my older brother does. My parents explanation for this is that they liked my first name so much they couldn't think of anything good enough to go with it. I think they were just being lazy.

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If you were not where you are at, where would you be? Someplace else.

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Would you eat the Aflac Duck? Gleefully.

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How cold is the place you are right now?? It's 49 degrees F.Overcast, but not raining.

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Do French Girls like American men? My brother's wife is French, so at least some do.

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Do any women enjoy wax play on their nipples? yes, please

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If you are the only doctor available in the ER, and two patients come in, and you only have time to save one, which would you save? You take the most serious patient first. About to die tends to trump dying in 2 minutes. age doesn't matter.

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Is your life a disaster? Yes. I can't seem to get in touch with my probation officer, which means I have no idea if I am still on probation or not. I live on a miniscule amount of money, the man I was having sex sex with for the last 2 years decided he was still in love with his ex-wife after all, I have no marketable skill set and I'm pretty sure the power will be turned off in the next three weeks. I'm out of Xanax,...

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What are your underwear doing off? Forming a union. They deserve overtime and benefits.

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OMG, my_____________is killing me! smoking

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Alright! Which one of you stole my ___?! dignity

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Why would a dog roll on a piece of food instead of eating it? Dogs roll on all kinds of things that have scents they are attracted to. It's a leftover instinct thing where they want to camoflague their own smell. My dog would roll on food, grass, small, dead animals (really) Gives them cover for the "hunt"

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The kitty is talking to you! What would you say to the kitty?! Why are you such a big pussy?

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Is it ever ok for an unknown guy to walk up to a girl in a bar and throw his hand down the front of her skirt and into her underpants ? In porn movies, yes. In real life, good way to get arrested and/or beat into unconciousness.

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What is your favorite kind of tea? I drink a lot of green tea. I love it, especially when I feel a cold coming on.

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Sometimes__________ I wish I was a beautiful Indian woman, wearing a jewel colored sari with hair down to my waist.

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Why is it selfish to kill yourself? If you would leave no family behind why is it wrong to end your own pain? I don't think it is selfish, in those circumstances. It's very sad though.

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If you avoid ______, your life will improve. contact with law enforcement

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What's the New World Order going to be? This would imply that the world actually has order, and I'm not sure it does.

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Who are some famous moustaches? Snidely Whiplash.

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Who are some famous moustaches? Share your answer...

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How old were you last year? 41

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Ladies and gentlemen, before you go back to the jury room, ask yourself, can you sleep at night with your decision? F**k that noise, I aint the ethics keeper!

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Shut up and let me _____________________ DRIVE!!

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Are you less than zero? Maybe. I can definitely pull off a higher BAC than Robert Downey Jr. and live to tell about it. But that's just me.

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Ladies, question about having sex in the missionary position: I love feeling a mans weight and space on top of me, being able to wrap my arms and legs around his girth and feeling very, well, enveloped. But when making love with a big dude (and I'm not a chubby chaser, but I do like a guy with a bit of substance) yes, get up on your elbows, don't squish me, and kiss me on my neck and behind my ear, and we'll make out just fine!

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What is the funniest tv show ever? Modern Family. I love the relationship between Ed O'Neil and Sofia Vergara. The whole cast is great and the writing is hilarious.

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Which profession attracts the most intelligent people? It isn't politics for sure! What is it in your opinion and why? The sciences, maybe chemistry and physics. However, not usually the best when it comes to social skills.

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What can i get you for Xmas? Inner peace. Or an IPhone. Thanks for asking:)

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what do you think if a guy you just met , calls you 3 times a day? He sounds very needy with a poor sense of boundries. Proceed at your own risk.

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Would you mind diagnosing me with something? Sure. I self-diagnose my own imaginary illnesses all the time, why not yours? What would you like? I'm flexible.

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Do you think your perverted? What makes you think so? No. It's not that I'm not adventurous, I just don't see anything perverse about wanting an exciting and fufilling sex life. I agree with Sphynx_Lady, maybe kinky is a better word.

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for a woman, does it feel better when he doesnt wear a condom? For me, I can't really feel the difference. Don't love the latex smell, but that's a small price to pay.

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What's one thing that money can't buy? Preferential treatment in the afterlife. So don't try to take it with you.

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Can the Queen of England order executions? No. If she could Princess Diana would have been dead long before the car crash.

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Have you ever been to the hospital? Yes, several times. The most recent was for a surgery last June.

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Woman, have you ever had a stranger change a flat tire for you? Or something else that requires shivelry, or is shivelry dead? Last winter my handsome young neighbor spent 45 minutes digging my car out of the snow. I was astonished and very grateful. So no, chivalry isn't dead:)

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Since you're so sarcastic, why are you still alive??? I'm too mean to die.

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What's a good word - other than "thoughtful" - for someone who thinks deeply before answering? careful, prudent, considered, cautious, reserved, aware.

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What do Jimmy Swaggert,Bill Clinton and Herman Cain have in common? Sex scandals.

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How often do you use handcuffs for sexual reasons? Handcuffs aren't really designed for comfort, which might be a turn on for some, but not so much for me. For a little restraint fun I like just plain fabric ties.

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How old were you when I was born? Old enough to have been your cute teenage babysitter, I suspect.

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Have you ever done anything bad? I've done everything bad. It's part of my charm.

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Am I the only 39 year old fool doing school work at 11pm? I'm a 42 year old fool doing school work at 11pm, if that makes you feel any better.

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University of ______________. County Community College

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You know you are poor when __________. You ask strangers for the unfinished cigarette they are about to put out. This actually happened to me last week.

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Don't let the ________ go down on me. Priest

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What do you think is a really cool name for a male dog Jethro

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I _______ you. slept with

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Which song can take you a million miles away ? Million Miles Away by the Plimsouls, of course!

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What would happen if I defecated in a toilet and flushed it down when I was done? If it was a public toilet the person after you would be very grateful.

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What does Satan do on weekends? Sodomizes Osama Bin Laden with a cactus plant. Weekends are for relaxing and unwinding, after all.

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Do you need to be boinked? Desperately. Frankly I'm getting a little cranky.

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Does your voice sound feminine? Not especially. I think I sound a little raspy, but other people say I sound fine. No one likes hearing their own voice on a recording.

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What is something you would not want to sit on? The floor of any public restroom.

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Do you consider yourself attractive .....why? add picture =) I like to think so. Ha, you tell me!

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No thanks, I'm not into ____________. eating as a competitive sport.

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What is something that you should not carry? A small dog, in your purse.

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How many people have you slept with in your lifetime? I lost count a long time ago, but it's probably a lot, maybe around 30. These days I can't seem to get laid if someone's life depended on it.

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November is the month to _______. See a dentist and get a mamogram. It's been a while for both.

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How many Stephen King books have you read? Just one, Pet Semetary. Scared the crap out of me!

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Is a strong faith an effect of a fear of the unknown or of the unknowable? What a big bunch of scardey-cats! I am really afraid to die, but I wont fear death, knowing I am a GOOD MORAL PERSON! (PS, Yes I am taking ethics,101)

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What is your favorite early Beatles song? Your favorite "later" Beatles song? Oh gee, it's like choosing between kids! But early Beatles I might go with "Hide Your Love Away" Later stuff maybe a tie between "Magical Mystery Tour" and "Hey Jude" with a little "Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds" just for good measure.

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If you wrote a book and someone ripped out the pages to make origami would it upset you? Yes, no turning cheek action here, I would take the fuckers down. And then learn to live with it?

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What do you look for when you're deciding on a cult to join? How about gross incompetence, combined with fanaticism, Delusions of granduer, and long term consequences? Cult survivors like me tend to take stuff like this too seriously.

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Why is Jade's username now UNKNOWN and why does she say in her profile "inactive!!!!" Oh, my, I really liked her. I especially liked her curlie q handwriting. She is a smart cookie, miss her.

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Who's the zaniest Answerbagger?? Mr. Bromide.

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Is there a record for eating doughnut holes per minute? I don't know, but a personal best is 5, non glazed catagory.

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What do you or have you blamed on the alcohol? I've done things under the influence that I regret but ultimately the buck stops with the real me.

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Are you coming in here? Am I invited?

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Name something you could use to spank a S/O butt? My chemistry textbook.

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How does a vegetarian taste? Grassy.

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40 + 40 x 0 + 1 = ? It's 41

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S is for ___________________? Suzanne.

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Do you make an effort to wash your face everyday? Everyday, twice a day. Plus nightly applications of zit, wrinkle and eye cream. When you get a little older, ya gotta work at it a little harder.

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Were you here during the transition from the "Point System" to the "Like system"? Yes. I didn't like it at first, but I now think it's better without the downrate feature.

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Which hand do you hold your flashlight with? Left. I need my right hand free to pick the lock.

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Do you put in a lot of work just to get dressed to go out to the store, or run errands? Goodnight! Oh sometimes. If I have time.

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If you were to make a movie about your life...what actor or actress would you pick to play you? Susan Sarandon.

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Ladies:How critical are you about a man's body? I'm pretty forgiving. I don't have a perfect body and I don't expect anyone else too. A little bit of a gut? Not a problem. However, bad hygiene? Big problem.

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Is it alright to store fruits and vegetables in plastic bags? No, it raises the temp of it, holds in moisture, and makes your produce go bad more quickly.

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Do you hug your pillow at night? I have a designated hugging pillow.

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What is something that lots of people think is funny but that you do not? Making fun of mentally disabled people and constantly using the word "retard"

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Will you meet me in Heaven? Sure. We can hang out and, because it's heaven, have all the wine and cake we could possibly want. It's a date!

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Can I kiss you goodnight? Sure. I love a nice smooch.

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What color lipstick looks best on a man? A light apricot. This is what Slyvester Stallone wears.

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Have you accidently step on any animals tail? My dog had the longest tail in the world and he got it stepped on several times while sitting by my side waiting for the light to change on our walks. I cringe remembering this but I also slammed his tail in the car door. Twice. Dogs are very forgiving.

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She gets _______ on a full moon. witchy

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Which animal do you find to be the most amusing? Dogs, otters and squirrels. Hilarious.

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Have you ever been told that you sleep like a baby? I've been told I sleep like I'm dead!

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If you went to see your favourite band and they didn't play your favourite song, would you be disappointed? Yes, a little. I mean if I see Lynard Skynard they damn well better bust out Freebird. But if the rest of the show kicked ass, I can live with a little disapointment.P.S. No, Lynard Skynard isn't my favorite band, it just popped in my head:)

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When is it a good time to panic? I'm always up for a good panic attack. No special occasion needed.

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Is a medical doctor with a MBA in Systems Engineering the best person in the world? Yes. We definitely need to kill him.

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How many months until your birthday? Eleven. I'm a September baby.

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The object to your right is now your only weapon against zombies, do you survive? The object to my right is a young man at the next terminal. If we banded together we might have a shot, yes.

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Trust me , Im a ___________. complete mess.

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Would you like a piece of pie? Yes, pumpkin please, thank you.

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Do you think that if you planned for a year, you could successfully rob a bank and escape arrest? Negative. I am a very poor planner and a totally inept criminal. I'd be in handcuffs within the hour.

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What are you doing in my pants? Camping in the Sierra-Nevadas.

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do you think it is possible for an immortal to be tired of living someday? Absolutely. How do you live forever and endure the deaths of people you love time and time again? It sounds horrible, to just stagnate. I would get tired of it.

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What have you drinking so far today? Water, Diet Coke and two glasses skim milk. Gotta keep the bones nice and strong!

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If a woman that you didn't know was being abused, would you step in and intervene, or watch? I like to think I would be brave enough, but truthfully I don't know. I do know I would call 911 and try to get her some help.

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What is the first thing you check when you get on the internet? Every morning I look at the Weather Channel on-line site so I can figure out what to wear. Not that exciting, but practical.

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Do you feel attractive in a short black dress? I do. You?

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Can you count to ten in a language other than English? Yep, Spanish.

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Have you ever kissed a mirror? A few times, when my hair looked great. Which isn't often, so it was a special occasion.

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E is for __________ Execution.

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Are there any women who like the idea of watching their husbands or b/f's with another woman? Only if I get to play too!

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What are some really good foods for entertaining during the holidays? (Not main dish) Depends on what holiday. We LOVE Halloween! I am self-appointed Master of the Realm known as "Snickers" bars.

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Who on here would you like to marry? Site unseen? Marry? Well that's a strong thing. I have no qualms, however, in wanting serious snuggles with Weylon, Printipride, Randy (American flag guy, not repetetive question guy) Iron Eagle and Spynx Lady (hey I'm alternative as they come!) I hope they like thinking about me as much as I like thinking about them! :)

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What do people in America think of other countries? I think Americans are the most embarassing people ever.

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In your mind, which music genre reminds you most of your personality? And why? I love all kinds of stuff but if I had to make a choice I'd say "alternative" hard rock Soundgarden type stuff,

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What in a woman turns you off? sticks her finger in her vagina and then smells it.

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Do you ever put mayonnaise in or on places it should not go? Do you ever want to? I have certain boundries, and mayonnaise is part of it. I don't care what happens to me, I will go to jail before I will eat mayo. Gross!

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Is there anything about you that the opposite sex would find very mysterious?In an attractive way? Ok, it's hard to answer a question like this without sounding like a total jerk. But I think my cascade of light brown hair would capture attention.

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Can we talk about me? You are a self absorbed, slightly drunk, weird ass dude, with no self indulgent preveleges

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Are you calling me a _________?! kangaroo

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Here's a question: I have a bunch of drunk, alcoholic losers that I keep thinking are my "boyfriends" I hate them and of course, myself. So..Should I kill them or myself?

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Would blow darts kill a zombie. No, no chance, Zombies are already dead, therefore no manner of murder, including blow darts, blow or spear, would overcome the obvious lack of forced death. Zombies have to be neutralized through complete and total dismemberment. Yucky, but necesary for the future of the small, badass group of people that are going to repopulate the Earth.

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Beer and cigarettes are great for _________. temporary relief, but if you want a chemical maitanence plan you need to get on lots of Benzos.

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How do you pronounce route? Do you pronounce it with "ow" or like "root"? I grew up in Los Angeles and currently live in NJ and I've always said "root" I tell you where I'm from because these things can be regional.

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When someone sneezes next to you do you say anything, or pay no attention? I always say "Bless you" Habit I guess.

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When was the last time you were ignored? I was on my bus route and when I hit the "stop requested" button it didn't register. When the driver went past my stop I screamed "Stop!" I don't know but I ran up to the front of the bus and smacked him, and realized he was ASLEEP! OMG!

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Am I psychotic or something? Well yeah, at least maybe, a bit. OR you could have any number of real and treatable conditions. If you feel out of control, and you are lashing out you should contact a mental health professional.

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In 1793 my ancestors were __________. unknown eastern european peasants. Ultimately I was adopted.

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When can you use the wrong tool to get the job done? Yes, you really can pick a simple lock with a hairpin. I have read people's diaries this way.

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What movie released in the 1980's do you think was the best? Are we talking actual filmaking or fond nostalgia? I would go for "The Breakfast Club" in the latter catagory, it was the teen angst movie that I loved (and still do) and was so much a part of my time and place. As for a real bit of moviemaking I might vote for Raging Bull. Tough, well done film.

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Are you a slave to fashion, a fashion victim or other ? I am a complete fashion f*ck up. I wear the same jeans/t-shirt combo everyday, I hate shopping, I do it once a year.

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Do Jewish people celebrate Halloween? We Jews are total freaks. We love Halloween. I would imagine the Orthodox Jews (Yids with lids, haha) are not with the overall, real life program that includes Halloween, but who cares? F*ck 'em.

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What song would you like to dedicate to the AB Sexy People? Total Eclipse of the Heart, by that singing goddess Bonnie Tyler. I want to hold your hand and gain strength through our solid belief in an awesome power ballad. Turn around, Bright Eyes!

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What can I do to better get along with my mother-in-law? She is perfectly polite but opposed our marriage and barely acknowledges it. Really? Her son found and married a beautiful, loving and attentive woman, and she ISN'T head over heels?! Clearly she is a defective person. My advice is to ALWAYS take the high road, ignore her whenever possible, and PM me whenever she becomes an insulting, high and mighty bitch.

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I just bought a 2 month old female golden retriever... can anyone think of a good name? Call her Peaches. And kiss her on the nose from me!

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Are biographies or autobiograhies more accurate? Do you recommend any worth reading? I would recomend "The Glass Castle" by Jennette Walls. Gracious and heartbreaking.

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Do you prefer brown or blue eyes? I love it to pieces when someone has one of each. I've met 3 people, so cute!

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Have you ever stalked someone's profile on Answers Bag? OMG yes. Not in a weirdo way, just in a "They've PM'ed me, let's see what they've been up to" kind of way.

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Does this make you hungry? That's a sad little affair. No.

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What is the most memorable compliment you have ever earned at work or at school? Many years ago a teacher very earnestly and sincerely told me that I was a very quality human being. I was very touched and still remember it.

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What's something you should never take on your honeymoon? Great big granny panties with holes in them.

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What is a really bad job for someone who is accident prone?? President of the United States.

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Do you often buy things from online? All the time. Textbooks, basic clothes. I even buy groceries online. Love it.

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What does a BANANA PEEL have to do with RACISM? Because a banna peel is implying that the black player is a monkey, a common insult directed at African-Americans.

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What activity makes you hungry? Fasting.

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How many goats and/or babies would I have to sacrifice to become a film critic? Goats? Babies and virgins are the way to make s#it happen! I'd suggest 6 of each, make it an even dozen.

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After making love, I want to ______ . Smoke and watch Letterman.

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Name something people roll up? Their hair, in curlers.

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If Someone said "Speak Now"! What would you say? My feet are sweaty and I'm out of pudding.

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If a fourteen year old kicks a grandparent out of the house is that awesome or what? That's absolutely awesome. Bonus points if Grandma's in a wheelchair!

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Do you have /have you met- your look alike anytime? Yes! 25 years ago in the giftshop at the National Museum of Art in Washington DC. Not only did we look EXACTLY alike we were wearing almost identical clothes. It was freaky! We looked at each other and both just busted out laughing.

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In classic hollywood, who smoked a cigarette the best? Bette Davis.

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What foods do kids eat more than adults? Popsicles, although I'm not sure if you could call that a food. But kids eat a lot of them.

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What is a word that people tend to use too loosely? Bitch.

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How did you choose your online username and avatar? My avatar is me (duh) My name is from Miracle on 34th St. When I was a kid people used to tell my Mom all the time that I looked just like Natalie Wood in the film, and that's just what popped in my head at the time. It was around Christmas, so there you go.

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I am coming to steal your ice cream. OK? No steal. Share. Share is nice.

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Name a food associated with Christmas. Roast beef and a red velvet cake for dessert.

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Complete this senetnce: You can't keep your_______________ away from __________________ forever. crime, justice

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What if you found a trench coat on your tortilla? Castiel showed up for taco night?

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Do you have any suggestions to prepare for imminent unemployment, besides "find a new job"? Stockpile your meds before the insurance runs out. Might want to lay in a supply of vodka and pornography as well, to pass the time.

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Ladies, do u like to look at naked pictures of men? That depends a great deal on the man.

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If you could say you droped an animal with one punch, what would it be. I'd box a kangaroo. I've heard they're hard punchers, but they have glass jaws.

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If you were around in the 1980's, did you jog every morning before breakfast and did you own a sweatband? No, but I had acid washed jeans and hair twice the size of my actual head. Horrible!

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Where did you put my keys? In my back pocket. Try to get them, I dare 'ya!

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What would happen if an AB user made death threats on AB to another user? Banned for life, for starters.

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Would it matter to you if a MTF trangender individual was using the womens restroom and still looked like a man?like she has not started HRT No. As long as the bathroom's clean and nobody's peeking over the stall I don't care what anyone else is doing.

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Do you have a backside or a flatside? I have a flatside, unfortunatly. But you could set a drink down on the front, so maybe that makes up for it.

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What would you consider to be something that's worth waking up early for? A court date.

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Do women actually check out guys' packages? I happened to be wearing a pair of pants that accentuated mine, and noticed a woman peeking. It's not the first thing I look at, but if I find a man attractive, yes I'll have a look at his crotch. It's fun to think what his dick might look like.

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Have you ever drunk a full bottle of whisky and worked the following day? If I drank a full bottle of whiskey I would be bedridden for at least 2 days. I have no ability to drink heavily and function the following morning.

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Do you like having your nipples pinched and/or twisted? Do you ever do it to yourself? Yes, love it, I find it very erotic. Clothespins work well too.

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So why haven't gazelles evolved a arm and fist at the end of their butt to punch cheetahs square in the face when they're being chased? It would probably result in a lot fewer baby gazelles.

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Our cable went out for the first 15 minutes. How did Charlie in 2.5 Men die? You didn't miss anything. The show was really unfunny and actually very morbid and strange. Call me old fashioned but I just don't think think being pushed in front of and pulverized by an oncoming train is funny. Charlie Sheen might be a colossal jerk, but Charlie Harper deserved better.

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Which "compliments" aren't really compliments at all to you? Why? "Oh, you've really lost weight!" My mother is OBSESSED with this, it's like, thanks, I guess I'm not such a fat ass.

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Would you wear a crash helmet to protect your head from a vicious woodpecker? Woodpeckers are not violent birds. One might need a helmet for protection from a crow or a mockingbird. They tend to take things a little personally.

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Do leaves change colours where you live? Yea, I hate it. It means winter is coming.

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Do you want to die an exciting death? Either a quiet, uninteresting death, or a sudden, crazy death. A long, boring death has to be the worst.

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Do you feel like you are good at scaring people away from you? Sadly, I think I am. And I don't really get why. I'm working on this with my therapist. Maybe someday I'll have a little insight.

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If you were to choose a song that will play every time you enter a room full of people, what would you choose? "Free to be you and me" by Marlo Thomas and friends.

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How many DIY TV shows must you watch before renovating your own space? 10? 20? more? At least 45. And I'm supposed to be "creative" and "innovative" which is code for broke as crap. I hate those shows.

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I want to break the world record for __________________. giving God the finger.

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When I really need privacy, I retreat to my _____________. my own strange, crazy, wonderful mind.

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Why do sheep always dress in wool? Because they simply can't afford silk.

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Do you toss out/give away oversize clothes, or hold onto them, "just in case"? If you got a peek into my closet you would think 6 neurotic people lived there. I have clothes from a size 4 to 14, and I keep fitting into all of them at various times. I have a very "Just in case" wardrode.

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Do you think forgiving someone is better than punishing? Ooo, ahh, this is a tricky one. I have to admit to liking the immediacy and thrill of punishing someone when I feel I have been wronged. It really gets my angry, sinister juices going. BUT, I try to take a step back, consider the crime, meditate a little, and reflect. How bad could it really be? I thank God I am not grappling with a serious crime.

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Hospitals: are they frightening to you? If not, can you tell me why? Well, yeah, hospitals are scary, because thats where the totally sick, and nearly dead go, with all their horrible germs and phlegm. And needles. Hospitals LOVE to stick you with needles. But something else happens at hospitals. Sick people get well. They endure medical treatments, which are grueling and painful, but it gives them years of life. I am getting my RN, and I want to work in a...

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What is something special about California? I was born and raised in Los Angeles and lived for years in San Francisco. Funny thing about Ca. it almost should have been divided into 2 states, like "North California" and "South California" The regions are decidedly different, both in climate and topography, as well as human attitude. And each are uniquely fantastic. No. Ca. is still so hippie and rural, and values "green" and distrusts...

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Have you ever given advice while drunk or on drugs? never. seriously, never.

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How many sodas can you drink? Before or after the removal of my gigantic ovarian cyst? I'm telling you, I am a free standing bladder freak since!!

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What U.S. State or Country will you be in Christmas 2011? Will you be with your family? I'll still be in New Jersey, doing my community service. I'm not perfect, and neither are you!

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Does Lady Gaga worship the devil with both her genders? Yes, yes I wanna be stabbed in the heart twice, with both gender horns! I wanna suffer, and be just a little bit freaky, whacked out, and ready for anything!

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Coolest Halloween outfit you ever seen or worn?? I loved the undercover, special ops chick, wearing a camoflague bra and shorts, with her hair all crazy with twigs and leaves, her face painted, and her attitude great!

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Do you have a favorite shirt? Can you describe it? Low cut, slightly boobish, (ok a lot, go with your strengths) It has a picture of an exotic bird and it says the worlds dumbest thing. Are you ready? It says "If one can two can" Get it? Toucan? It's horrible, but everyone has a laugh everytime I wear it (totally at my expense, but that's a laugh for me too!)

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What is the worst smell you have ever, well, smelled? You asked, so I will say. A really, whopping bad vaginal infection smells like a dead toad. And YES, one should see a dr. at that point!

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How would you Characterize your clothes? Pretty utilitarian. Mostly t shirts and jeans. That having been said 34th st. fills out a t-shirt, you know?

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What is happening Big Pimp? Whatever you say, Big Pimp Daddy. You call the shots, I just ho...

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Where were you born? Into the arms of Morton Klein M.D. in Cedars of Lebanon Hospital, Los Angeles, CA. Aint telling what year!

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What book do you most frequently recommend to others? Why? Hi Lucinda, I am always up for a book recommend question. Two that I have recently and REALLY loved were "The Glass Castle" by Jeanette Walls and "The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Nightime" I can't remember author name (please forgive!) The first is an amazing memoir of the most insane childhood ever and the other is a fictional novel from the perspective of a 15 year old autistic boy....

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What do you consider emotional abuse? Constant, unrelenting crticism, all day, every day, until you start to think death would be preferable. My marriage, basically.

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How old were you when 9-11 happened? I had just turned 32.

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best cover of "while my guitar gently weeps"? Ok I don't have a fav. cover, but can I say the original, yeah there's a guitar and I get a tad emotional, EVERY time. This is a seriously wonderful song, George Harrison at his incredible best!

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Are foot fetishes wierd to you? No.

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My life would feel empty without____________________? my daughter. I know, very simplistic, but heartfelt and true.

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When is it acceptable to steal? It's not. But it is totally understandable, when your life and your kids life is on the line.

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can any one spell "cow" in 13 letters? JerseyMoo

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Where did you sit in the school cafeteria,with the brains,the jocks,the weirdos,the stoners,alone or other ?:-) I was weird enough that the dorks didn't even want me. I was scared and lonely, and spent lots of time by myself, with (THANK GOD) my little record player, and tape player with headphones, I was SO in my own protected world, that I was able to function.

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Deep inside, are you a good person? I have a teeny-tiny bit of "self" that I carry in my back pocket with me, everywhere I go. I go about my daily stuff, and sometimes I am filled with goodness, and the knowledge that I have worked hard and done right. And sometimes I have to feel around in my back pocket and give change. Does that answer?

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Will listening to too much Euro dance music turn me gay? And if so will I get all the design skill, or just the buttsecks attraction? Unfortunately it won't make you gay, give you good taste or even make you want to fuck guys in the ass. Basically all it makes me want to do is wear cheap plastic sunglasses and shop for a home hair color kit.

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What have you learned from an early age? That I am absolutely ok, that I don't have a diagnosable condition.

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Today my problem is ________. What is your problem? I am one year older and still stuck on stupid.

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If you want a baby does it really matter who gets you pregnant? Oh Weylon, I can't stand to think of the babies, alien-hybid or otherwise, we should have had together.

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Move your _________! goddamn sh!t the f*ck outt@ my motherfuck!ng way or I will hunt you down and spend the rest of my motherfuck!ng natural born life, well, I'm not sure, actually. I just got to the end of this sentence and ran out of ideas. Hi XT, whats up?

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I recently had a surgery that left a six inch scar on my stomach. Would you find this flaw off-putting or OK? Share your answer...

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Have you ever had purple eggs, all in your brain? no.

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Should I waterboard my mother? I'll do yours if you do mine...

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I dare you to ______________. ignore me.

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What is something you would NOT post on Answerbag? My mug shot.

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If I had a pet __________, the first thing that we would do is _____________. elephant, buy a really big shovel.

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What can I do to unplug my nose I always eat a bowl of Chinese Hot and Sour soup when I'm stuffy. It works everytime.

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Hello, My holland lop is constipated. She wont go urine or feces, and I think it is because of the peanut butter, Please help!!! Try giving her a blob of Petromalt, it's a tube of constipation goo that is usually given to cats, but should help out the bunny as well. If it persists, obviously call the vet.

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Would you ever play "Got Your Nose" with Voldemort? That's right. . .you can't really. You couldn't really play with Michael Jackson either, come to think of it. His nose might have actually come off!

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Can you tell me why someone would want to strip naked in a public area? They've been smoking PCP.

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Do these jeans make my butt look like J Lo's butt? Yes honey, anything you want.

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i like to lick my own toes..is that ok?.or am i a nut bag..im a 49 yr old male.. Sure it's ok, as long as they're clean.

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What would you do if you got to talk to Justin Bieber for half an hour? What would you tell him? I'd tell him to get a good accountant and save his money. Just ask David Cassidy.

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Is there a dark and gloomy place with lots of sunshine? My ego when we are at the beach.

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Can you guess the next question that I am going to ask by providing an answer to it? Hamsters LOVE it when you stick them in a tube sock and twirl them around over your head.

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Can I make money pimping myself out for $10.00 an hour At $10.00 an hour I'd suggest a good pair of knee pads, because your gonna have to spend a LOT of time on them.

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What is your back up plan? Marry an old, rich guy with a heart condition

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No shirt, no _______, no __________! bra, problem!

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What will happen if I eat cockroaches? You will become significantly less desirable to women.

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Have you ever ruined someone's life? Possibly my parents. At the very least I'm a huge disapointment.

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Are you happy with your nose? or would you trade it if you could? I am. It's a little quirky, but it suits me.

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Im just running in the kitchen for a snack,what would you like? Got any Pringles?

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Why does George Lucas insist on editing new things into the Star Wars movies each time they're released in a different media? Rampant narcicism or early onset dementia.

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O.M.G. I cant believe your cat is running around with that___________in its mouth! what the...? used condom

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my girl cant get off with my dick on the inside no matter how long i go. I have to rub her pussy, do any women have this problem or no? Lots of women don't orgasm from vaginal sex on it's own and need additional stimulation. Neither of you are doing anything wrong.

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September is the month to _______. Go back to school and celebrate my birthday! Sapphire is my birthstone, in case anyone is wondering what they should get me:)

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i like a girl who just wants to be friends what should i do Be friends and move on. If she doesn't share your romantic feelings find someone who does. You can't make someone like you in that way.

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You know you are old when _________________ . You no longer take drugs for fun but to manage your cholesteral.

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Is there such a thing as holy crap? If you've ever been constipated and prayed for relief, I guess the result would indeed be a "holy crap"

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In 10 days it will be 10 years from 9/11/2001.. What will you do to mark the occasion? I think a little quiet reflection and remembrence would be in order.

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Is that my beer you drinking on?! No. A man's beer is sacred. Your dessert, however, is mine!

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What is the worst thing you could say to your doctor during a check up? The worst thing would be NOT saying anything. Be truthful with your doctor. Withholding information out of embarassment or whatever could have serious consequences for your health.

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What's your favorite fast food item that doesn't exist anymore? I loved a chicken place called "Pioneer Chicken" in Los Angeles. They closed down years ago and I've never quite found another place like it.

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can i make my son move out of my california home because he is 60 years old If it's your house and he doesn't pay rent you can kick him out just like any other houseguest who has overstayed his welcome. But if he pays you rent, even if you don't have a written lease agreement, then he is your tenant, and you would need a valid reason for starting eviction proceedings beyond age and the fact that he's starting to annoy you. That having been said, the rules are different...

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Are you 18 years old or older? Yes. Very much so.

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Ladies, what is your favorite way to achieve orgasm? I definitely orgasm the hardest from a guy going down on me. Bliss.

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I'm so____________! full. Just got back from dinner.

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Is it hard to find the right pair of Jeans? I'll find a unicorn before I find the perfect pair of jeans.

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Have you ever broke your headphones or earbuds? I break them all the time. I buy them cheap at the dollar store.

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what is a good way to hug my mom with a boner so she feels it but likes it Unless you come from a REALLY strange family, there is nothing you can do to make your Mom like feeling your boner. Grow up and get over it.

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Girls: if you were flexible enough to eat your own pussy, would you? Absolutely.

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Monkey _____ . brains.

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Are you sad Jerry Lewis won't be on the Labor Day Tel-A-Thon this year? I LOVED him on the telethon back in the 70's, biggest ham in the world. It won't be the same without Jerry doing his stchick.

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_____ club. The "More money than brains club"

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have you hugged a witch today ? .... wanna ? I have not, and yes, I would like to. So come give me a squeeze!

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Someone please help I'm in pain and I feel so sick? And yes I'm pregnant but this isn't a good thing what do I do so much pain I would consider a trip to the ER, please don't delay.

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Do you ever watch the news just to see the hot news anchor? No , but I dated a guy for a while who did. He LOVED Kari Lee Halkett from the 5:00 Fox news in Philadelphia.

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I've accepted I'm useless to society. Where do I go from here? Start drinking.

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Hurricane Irene, has any Bagger suffered any damage? I live in Central NJ, and everything is fine here. The Delaware is flooding, but that's expected, and otherwise we have both power and water. We got lucky.

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Is Weylon ok? Weylon's fine. The dog, however is a mess!

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How many beers do you need before you want to slap someone around? I never want to slap people if I've had a few. I'm a friendly drunk.

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Are you picky about the brand of toilet tissue/paper you use? Which brand do you use? Why? :-) I am not picky. I like 2 ply Charmin

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What do people in hurricane zones do with all the plywood they buy for windows after the storm? LMFAO!! I wondered the exact same thing! Do you keep it for the next "Storm of the Century" junk it, or build a dollhouse for your grandchildren, complete with a "hurricaine Irene" story?

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Does your hurricane disaster kit include anti-anxiety meds and a bottle of alcohol? I got back from the liquor store about 1/2 hour ago and I'm going to start snorting my Xanax any minute now. Seriously, I HATE this, the anxiety is killing me!

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Should we be doing this without their knowledge? What they don't know won't hurt 'em, so why the hell not?

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Would you finger bang an orangutan? Haha, I'm not gonna touch this one!

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Why do so many people assume when you say "mirror on the ceiling" that it must be over a bed? Well it would be weird if it were over the toilet for starters.

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What do/can you get lost in? My fantasies.

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Are we free to be,you and me? Take my hand come with me, where the children are free...Wow that goes way back! And yes we are, dammit!

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How can I protect myself from you? Wear a condom!

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What do you NOT want to hear while shopping? Somebody screaming at their kid to shut up or they're gonna smack them. It happens everytime I go to Wal-Mart and it makes my skin crawl.

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Please? pretty please with a cherry on top? OK, but just this once and it'll be our little secret!

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Why would anyone want a mirror on the ceiling? I don't. I get anxious looking in the mirror with my clothes ON!

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What pickled foods do you like? Don't like pikcled foods. I could tell you what foods I like when I'm pickled!

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A man needs a ________ decent suit and tie. Just one.

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I wanna destroy _________________ The Taliban and their Al-Qaeda buddies!

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If you could choose the color of your eyes, what would it be? I don't think I would choose anything else. My eyes are brown, and they suit me. I'm happy.

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I love the smell of ______. Coffee, lavender and Play-dough.

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What "place" will hire a pregnant 15 year old?? McDonalds.

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If you went into a store to buy a mattress, would you ask for a dog kennel? Makes perfect sense. In an alternate universe.

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Do you have any gold to sell? Already sold it. Money was tight that month:(

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Will hurricane Irene wipe out the entire East Coast? Definitely. We're screwed.

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The healthiest breakfast cereal is ________ usually the one that tastes the worst.

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Anybody remember the Monkees? I loved staying home sick from school and watching "The Price is Right" from 10:00 to 11:00 and then back to back episodes of "The Monkees" from 11:00 to noon. I even remember their weird-ass movie "Head"

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Shingles and lice are two examples of diseases that can be contracted from touching and infective person. Is this true or false False. Shingles is a recurrence of the chicken pox virus and can only affect people who have already had it. Lice isn't a disease, it's a parasite infestation.

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We dont need no___________________________? hurricaine Irene, damnit!

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Can I call out sick tomorrow because I'm about to throw up thinking about having power out for a week or more? You could. Or you could go to Home Depot and buy a generator.

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Is it wrong to chew bubble gum and have sex at the same time? I tried the 'bubble gum & walking' thing, but I just couldn't do it! No, however it is very bad form to chew bubble gum while performing ORAL sex.

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how long after you have sex will you know your pregnant I knew about 3 weeks later. You really can't know any sooner then that.

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Think I'll go have a bowl...wanna join me? I havn't smoked weed in years and the bowling alley went out of business so we're left with Cheerios and two spoons. Which sounds nice:)

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How long will your power be out from Hurricane Irene? I think at least a day. After the earthquake Tues. and now this hurricaine I should probably just start planning for the end of the world.

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Best David Bowie song is? Heros and Ziggy Stardust.

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If everybody in the USA ate burritos for a month, will it solve the energy problem? Had 2 burritos and I have enough gas to go to Reno. I like burritos. I'm willing to do my part for the greater good!

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Who likes Ceasar salad? I had my first one tonight. I'm hooked! I love them and could eat one everyday but my waistline votes no. When I do indulge it's extra parmesan and croutons please.

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Is it wrong to pray on the toilet? Ya gotta do what ya gotta do. Go for it.

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Love or be loved, what is your choice? Nothing would make me happier than being in love and being loved in return. One without the other is meaningless.

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I am thinking of starting a venture called "Custom Condoms" I need a manageress in the fittings department, anyone interested? What sort of background and qualifications does one need for this this posistion?

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Will you join a cruise just for AB members? Sure I think it would be fun. I'm in.

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Kissing: Do you think seeing a couple having a blissful kiss is more exciting than watching them have sex? Sometimes a deep, passionate kiss is the hottest thing in the world. Sex can appear a bit mechanical, but the authenticity of deep kissing can be very exciting.

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What is weight loss surgery? Would you ever consider having it done? It is an option for people who are chronically obese, but it is invasive and there are risks. My understanding about liposuction is that it is used more for contouring and sculpting then weight-loss. Bottom line is if you can't get your eating habits under control, all the surgeries in the world can't really help you.

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Nothing is better to eat for the munchies than __________dont you Think ? BBQ potato chips.

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Which religion has the most secret networks to help their members get ahead in business and politics? Maybe The Mormon church.

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Which animal tastes the best? Lamb. Love it.

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What do you find most attractive when it comes to looking for a partner? Someone who doesn't bore the s#it out of me. Everything from there is negotiable.

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Do you know what blood type you are? I have no clue. I'm A+ I had an operation a few months ago and they had to type my blood for it.

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What room of the house are you in at the moment? I'm in my bedroom.

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Kissing: I enjoy kissing her buttocks. It's not sexual, It's just a nice place to kiss. How would you respond? I think it's sweet. I wouldn't mind a bit of smooching on my tushy.

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Do you ever feel sorry for yourself? Never for myself, but often for my painfully damaged inner child.

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Do you think everyone in prison takes it in the butt? I'm a Prison Correctional Officer and I do. Hahahahahaha! I bet you're a fun date.

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my hampster has been sleeping 4 awhile and idk what to do. Clearly he has decided it's time to hibernate. I would suggest putting him in the freezer for a nice long nap and taking him out in the spring, he will feel very refreshed.

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Can you type your AB user name with your eyes closed? Prove it! 34th street. OMG I actually DID type that with my eyes closed! I can barely type with my eyes open.

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Penis size: Is bigger than 6" average better? Identify if you are M or F and why you believe bigger is better - or doesn't matter. Thanks. Big isn't always better and there is a such thing as TOO big. My ex was very large and it made certain sexual posistions, paticularly doggy-style, very uncomfortable, which didn't exactly enhance our sex life. And if you go down on a woman a lot, she's not gonna care if your hung like a mosquito.

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Who wants to move to New Jersey? I am originally from California, moved to New Jersey 11 years ago and IT SUCKS!! The second my kid comes of age, I'm outta here!

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What would make you feel like hitting up the gym? Shopping for bathing suits.

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Dumb question ideas for when I sign back in? Can you suck on your own toes? Why is a flashlight called a flashlight when it doesn't flash, it's just a regular light? Do I have spinach in my teeth? Do you buy your peanut butter and jelly in separate jars or in the all-in-one peanut butter and jelly combo jar? Am I pregnant?

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Do you want to go to Heaven or Hell? I'll take my chances in hell, cause that's where everyone I know is going.

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today would be Layne Staley's 44th birthday! thoughts? Loved that band, so sad that poor Layne just got swallowed by drugs. Man in the box and Rooster come too mind. My understanding is he spent the last years of his life rarely leaving his condo, just having his dealer come by everyday, drop off his "medicine" and sitting in his house shooting up and playing video games and what not. He was dead for 2 weeks before they found him.

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Did you like those old rotary-dial phones? I loved them and used one until 2001.

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What one word would you use to describe the first time you saw an erect penis? Circumstances? One word...amazed. I was thirteen and me and some friends had climbed the fence into a large cemetary and were hanging out, smoking pot and drinking wine coolers (anyone remember those? Yuck) Of course we coupled off and I was making out with a boy who took off my top and started sucking on my nipples. WOW, I started getting really excited, but didn't quite know what to do. He took my hand and...

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Can men get pregnant? Yes, if you happen to be a male seahorse. Otherwise, this question is nonsense.

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how do breasts smells like ' Well mine smell like soft skin, a whiff of perfume and a bit of excitement.

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Do you respect prostitutes? Yeah, I do. I used to hang in some rough, hooker neighborhoods in SF (hey there were also some cool bars!) and I have actually talked to some of the girls and TS prostitutes out there at 2:00 am. And guess what? They were human beings, most of whom have had VERY hard lives, and cope with constant fear and are trying to fuel a drug habit. There is no harder job in the world, and I respect every...

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What is something you might have trouble selling in Hawaii? Mink coats, Jenny Craig, a middle class, iceberg lettuce and maple syrup,

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Has an erection lasting more than four hours ever had you? Had me what? Fucking someone with a boner from hell? Between porn and Viagra commercials has emerged the mythological, insatiable sexual guy/girl who can fuck every girl in the room, twice, and the multi-orgasmic girl who has constant, soaking, squirting cums, so beyond everyday, bedroom sex, that the rest of us must be schmucks. I love men and have a healthy, sometimes voracious, appetite for...

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How well do you know your state history? In which U.S. state do you live, and in what year did it join the union? Pretty well. Even though I currently live in New Jersey, I'm a California girl, born and bred. Our state was admitted to the union in 1850, following, of couse, the 1849 discovery of gold at Sutter's Mill (My beloved SF football team is the 49ers) I was born in Los Angeles and then lived in San Francisco for 10 years . I also lived for 2 years in a small town in Shasta County, in the Cascade...

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Do alterations change anything? No, fake tits are still attached to the same boring, neurotic woman who thought they would make her more interesting.

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Would you have eaten the forbidden fruit were you Adam or Eve? Oh course I would. A sleek, sexy stranger, whispering in my ear, imploring me to take one juicey, delicious bite, promising how good it would be, and me so naive. I would have done anything, I always give in to temptation.

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If you were to create a website containing naked pix of yourself,how many hits do you think you would get ? Maybe 37. And 36 of them would be me staring at myself, thinking, Seriously, why would anyone look at me, and why am I doing this?

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Do you have any questions? If I put a fake orange guide dog vest on your dog, took her to the Metropolitan Museum of Art and pretended to be blind and walked her around the Met for a few hours, would it expand her horizons and inspire her to want to make a name for herself in the big city?

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Who is your favorite Angel? Juice Newton, "Just Call Me Angel of the Morning"

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Should I leave this web site? It is getting too strange. Really? I thought things were just getting interesting...

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What is the last book you gave to someone? I gave my mother a copy of "The Glass Castle" by Jeanette Walls. A really great memoir of the most incrediblely dysfunctional childhood and Ms. Walls almost incomprehensible ablity to overcome it. Terrific read.

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Oral sex tecniques: do you like for your partner(s) to use LOTS and LOTS of saliva? When giving oral, do you like using LOTS of saliva? Well I'll tell you since you asked. I give very wet blow jobs, lots of saliva and licking, because I like to not only suck, but also use my hand to jerk him off at the same time.

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Can you give me one reason to stay? Because I will love you until the end of time:)

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What makes you feel awkward? When someone is seeing me naked for the first time.

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Who is your favorite Isaac? Issac Bashevis Singer.

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Would pregnant aliens ever visit the earth? No, they come here to impregnate human women and create a new alien-hybrid race. Everyone knows that!

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I can orgasm by squeezing my legs together... have you ever heard of this and is it strange? It is very intense and feels amazing. I'm jealous!

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Turn-on or a turn-off: Wearing eyeglasses during sex. Do you do it sometimes? Always? Never? Which sex act(s)? What about your partner? I would prefer a man take them off, but I've had a guy ask my to wear mine (and I only wear them occasionally to read)

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What word excites you? The kind that really gets your attention! Muscular. That's a good one!

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Where have you urinated other than a toilet? It's too horrible to say.

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Who is your favorite Dan? Daniel Radcliffe. He seems like a very nice, well-adjusted young man.

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Well what do you do for a living.... I am a full time student, working towards a degree in Nursing.

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What would you do if your dog ate a stack of money? Say about $20k? Ten bundles of $2k? Pat the dumb dog on the head, then sit down for a nice, long cry.

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What is beyond love? ecstacy

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Name a drink some people have just before they go to sleep? NyQuil.

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when was the last time you had stitches? I had surgery June 3rd and had my incision closed (technically I had staples) Ouch!

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What are your thaughts on "Oasis"? I really liked that band, although Liam Gallagher is one drunken a$$hole. Even his own brother couldn't stand him.

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What word excites you? The kind that really gets your attention! Angular.

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Are you a Virgo? Tell me about it! I'm more of an anti-Virgo. I'm kind of a slob and I'm certainly no virgin!

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Has anyone ever hated you because you're beautiful? Not that I know of.

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A thousand zombified Barbie dolls are gathering at your door. Quick, what to do? Aerosol hairspray and a lighter should take care of it.

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how can i mail a Pringles chip without breaking it? Mail it in the Pringles can.

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Sometimes do you wanna go where nobody knows your name, and they're neither glad nor irritated you came? Yes. Annonymity can be very relaxing.

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Do you want to go where you can have your way? Depends. Who do I get to have my way with?

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What are you wearing (from head to toe)? A black one-piece bathing suit and a silver necklace with pearls.

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What is your pet name for the "runs" Mine is Delhi belly! Montezuma's revenge. It's why you don't drink the water in Mexico.

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Men dont make passes at ?____________________go on then fill in the blank. me and it pisses me off! Why do I always have to do the heavy lifting?

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If you stepped out of your room only to come back to find me stuffing your dirty sock from under your bed into my mouth, what would you say? Nothing. I'd be laughing too hard to speak!

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WOMEN-if you knew i had strong sexual feeling about you n would squeeze on my dick jus thinking about you would you be turned on or off? I think it's hot. I like picturing it.

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Ever kiss you man after he cums in your mouth? Yes, and he liked it:)

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Not funny like ha-ha, funny like __________. Daivid Hasslehoff.

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Tomorrow ________________________________ Never Knows. The Beatles at their trippiest.

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Would you ever have a picnic at a cemetary? I ive next to a cemetary and often walk through it, bring a book, sit on one of the benches and read or eat. I don't know anyone buried there, but it's a nice, quiet place and I enjoy reading the headstones. I don't find this morbid, but rather peaceful and relaxing.

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Is it ok to put my hand there? Yes.

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How tall are you and how much do you weigh? I'm 5'7" and about 130lbs. I don't own a scale, because that's a good way to drive yourself crazy.

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Do you ever forget how old you are? No, I'm acutely aware of just how old I am.

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friend wants to use my house for place for sex. I wouldn't really have a problem with it. Better then having them in the backseat of a car, and it's not really hurting anyone.

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What part of your body is your lover particularly fascinated with? My tits. LOVES the tits!

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Would you feel guilty if you ate a huge piece of warm blueberry pie with icecream and peaches on top and nothing else for lunch? Not even a little bit. Especially the Peaches on top:)

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is it normal for men to look at porno daily when they have a cute available girl. It is normal, healthy and A OK to look at porn. What's not so good is when your relationship stops being with your cute, available girl and starts being with your hand and the porno chicks. Find your boundries.

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How much do you like pickles? HATE them, but strangely my 16 year old daughter loves them.

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what is the one thing you hate about yourself? and how are you going to change it into something you love about yourself? I have a huge, vertical, 6 inch sugical scar from my belly button to my pubic area. I'm just going to accept it as a reminder of my vulnerabilities and my need to be gently cared for:)

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School kids & science wins! Efforts by TX Board of Ed to include Creationism in science texts has failed. Good or bad? I LOVE it!! It's tough, even in the 21st century, to get good, hard science in the stupid bible belt. It's definitely a win for Texas kids!

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What song is your "anthem" at the current time? The band my 16 year old daughter and I both love is Green Day, and we've been loving that classic "Time of Your Life"

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Do you find it frustrating to try and learn something that is always changing and always has exceptions to the rules? No, I think it's invigorating and exciting. I enjoy throwing up from constant anxiety and I feel good about my growing dependence on Xanax. It's really working for me:)

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How many ___________ do you ____________ per ______________? men, fu$k, hour?

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this is kind of embarrassing, but is it normal for a guy my age(20) to sometimes have erection problems? Yes, it's totally normal for a 20 year old guy to have embarrassing dick problems. However, you havn't made it clear exactly what kind of problem you're having, mainly are you unable to get it up or is it just so up you need a little downtime? What's up? (Or down. Bad joke)

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Guys does anyone here eat Pussy and enjoy it? GUYS eat pussy, all the time, and preferably mine. How? With my legs spread really wide open, with a pillow tucked under my ass so my nice, clean, shaved pussy is front and center and ready to be licked, kissed, nuzzled, nibbled, touched, sucked, observed, examined, and tasted. And I HOPE he enjoys it!

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Did you just eat what you dropped on the floor? What? Shut up. The reason it's a GUMMY bear is cause getting stuck under the fridge for four days makes stuff GUMMY. Just because it needs an explanation, doesn't mean it's not completely edible. What a bunch of pussies!

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Value your life now because someday _____________ you might realize you are trapped in an insane gesalt based workshop with other teenagers who feel really frantic and it might have long term problems. I'm just saying...

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Is anything under your pillow when sleeping at night? drool and 2 fingers crossed, and an imprint of my favorite, best dog in the world, taken in clay, on the day he died. I put his little clay footprint in between my mattress, and I think about him every single day. Sorry, I got sad, it makes sense to me...:)

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if ya'll had the option to fuck your neighbor would you do it ? If my neighbor was a tall, angular, gorgeous asian man I would fuck him in a second! I love those boys!

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How old were you when you had your second beer? Strange but true...I learned to smoke pot at age 12, but didn't have a beer until I was 14. And then I had a second. Damn, it all to hell! I got teenage laid, the parents found out, I got shipped off to a very expensive "teen rehab" place, spent 2 years there, and, 20 years later, here we are! How was your second beer?:)

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I'm really Horney all the time and I can't keep my hand off of my cock. I love jacking off to pussy a lot!!! What should I do? Good Lord, get out the camera, a guy who loves jacking off and thinking about rich, wet pussy??!! It's more rare than BIGFOOT!

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What do you think of redundant repetition? I think it's tediously boring.

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Is there a word you think is strange or funny, but enjoy saying or hearing? Moist. Say it 3 times fast. Moist, moist, moist! Hilarious!

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Moms on ab , how long were you in labor for with your son or daughter? I went into labor at 9:00pm, went to the hospital at about 1:00am and delivered my daughter at 11:03 am. It hurt like a bitch, but we got the job done, and we were so happy to finally meet each other!

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______ & ______. Hardcastle & McCormick, Sex & Drugs, Steak & Potatoes, Piss & Vinegar, Josie & the Pussycats, Night & Day, The Easy Way & The Hard Way.

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Women absolutely belong in the kitchen. Understood? Of course. And men absolutely belong in the dark, unheated basement. Understood?

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Do you use fresh garlic? Always, and fresh ginger and oninons. None of that weird powder stuff here.

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ok if Superman is the man of steel, wouldn't his dick kill lois lane when he fucked her? or would his semen kill her? how big is his dick? She a tough chick, she could take it.

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is it bad that im turned on by small hard cocks? Why would that be bad? People like what they like, all shapes, sizes, colors whatever.

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Are you getting pregnant today? Are you volentering for the job? Otherwise, probably not.

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Ladies: How often do you "fake it." Once in a while, when it's just not working for me and I'm getting a little tired of it, yeah, I pretend I did when I didn't. Nobody's feelings get hurt and I can watch Letterman in peace.

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Tim ________ Timothy Leary fried my brain.

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What 1 thing is missing from your life right now? sexual experimentation. Things have been getting a tad predictable around here.

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Adolf Hitler was Time Magazine's "Man of the Year" in 1938. How does that make you feel? It makes me feel slightly mentally unstable.

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What should you NOT put in a condolence card? Between you and me, the guy was kind of a douche. But hey, sorry he died.

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Strange things are afoot at the Circle-K. I'm not surprised. Something freaky is ALWAYS happening at my Circle K. I try to stick with 7-11 if I can help it.

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I was born in ___________________________ secret to a 16 year mother and quietly adopted out.

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How often each day do you think about masturbating? I depends on how busy I am with other things, but I would say about 4.

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I saw Kathy Bates in a nude scene yesterday. Was that good or bad? I think it's great. Kathy Bates has never tried to be "pretty young actress" and has a great career as a character player. This scene shows someone who is fearless and has a great sense of humor.

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The 1st letter of my real name is ________? (Not your AB name) Mine is "C" It's S.

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How hot is it where you live right now? 84 degrees in Cental NJ

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What type of professional would you never date? A professional Drug and Alcohol counselor. I'm not looking for new drinking buddies.

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The biggest flaw with the younger generation is ________________________ Younger people seem to lack basic manners, even just simple "please" and "thank-you"

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If you were pregnant for your VERY abusive, cheating, liar of an ex... Would you tell him? I'd probably cut and run.

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You need a quick snack, whats the 1st thing You wanna grab? Pudding cups. In fact I think I'll go get one now.

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whats the worst thing you can say to a naked person? Wow, that's a hell of a scar!"

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_______ bottle. Vintage blue bottle on the windowsill.

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Am I pretty? What would you score me 1-10? Would you date me? I wish I could think of something funny to say, but this is just sad. Let's just hope she has the best personality IN THE WORLD!

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What implications might the character name 'Crispin' have? Comes from an affluent family with an artistic or creative bent. Maybe has a drug problem. Drives an early 70's era Mercedes. Has a hairless cat.

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What are Medication Side Effects? What meds are you taking? I can cheerfully, and without judgement, talk to you about alot of meds. I'm no expert, but I know my meds, both medicinal and recriational, and, hey, what do yo wanna know?

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Are you alright with where you are? I'am exactely where I need to be. With the possible exception of learning how to spell "exactly" or whatever!

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Do you usually eat or brush your teeth first? Am I having sex, before or after?

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Sexy Roleplay...Ladies do you prefer your man to be Dominant or Submissive? I can play both parts and love it either way. My curent S/O likes being the sub/bottom, so I am currently cooking up all kinds of ways to playfully take advantage of him. He's not really a BDSM guy (and I'm not really a total expert either, truth be told!) but we're having a hell of a lot of fun figuring it out!

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What's the worst thing that happened to you today? While making breakfast I managed to scorch the bacon and set off the smoke alarm. Naturally this was the day the fire marshall was here to inspect my apartment complex (are there really ANY coincedences?) so he and the super came running. I'm a good cook and this was an unsual and basically harmless event, but the fire marshall still felt the need to try to lecture me about "basic kitchen...

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When and why did you last go to hospital? I was hospitalized June 3rd and underwent surgery to remove a large ovarian cyst. Fortunately I recovered well.

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What was the last gift you gave? A big box of swedish fish gummy candy. It's my friends favorite

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By noon today had 34th consecutive 100+ dgree day. Asphalt melting, cememt cracking, train rails bending. 94 at midnight.Visit me in Dallas? it was my evil plan. I'm pathologically attracted to the number 34.

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Is it gay to be attracted to a transexul or a really feminime looking drag queen? I love it!

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Juice has been Penalty Boxed. Is it against the rules for her to use my account for the duration? Fuck that stupid noise!!! Why, oh why has cutie Juice been PBed? Please!! Of COURSE she should use your account, rules, smules! Juice trancends stupid rules!

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Beavis & Butthead are set to return to MTV in October. Are you friend or foe? Hee-hee, Cornholio!

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You walk into McDonald's and you order __________________ . Everything fried. 20 piece mcnuggets, large fries, Huge vanilla shake. Even the pie is fried!

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Are Doctors allowed to share your Information with your Insurance Company without your consent? No, no, no. Did I mention NO?! And she executed a perfect dive. As her primary doctor I think I want to talk about her to her insurance company. What? I can't? 34th st. WILL kill me? No.

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Should food service employees who don't wash their hands be force fed raw sewage and told "this is what you're doing to your customers"? No, people who work in slaughterhouses and mix "ground beef" should be force fed sewage. And really, how much worse could their lives be? What are we gonna do to them that life and circumstances hasn't already done?

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Ladies, some of you like sucking cock, some don't. But, how about sucking on a guy's balls? Does it matter if they are shaved smooth? If I'm sucking cock that definitely includes a nice bit of attention to your balls. And yes I appreciate not having to deal with a hairy mess! But I don't need you to be shaved within an inch of your life, just trimmed and showered and ready for me.

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What makes your soul old? I detest the notion that I have knowledge of the soul I currently possess, old or whatever. People love to make themselves seem wise and interesting by saying they have an old soul, but anyone stuck on this plane is neither wise or interesting. Maybe they are just not getting it.

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What helps you talk to a Doctor about something you're ashamed of? For example... I want to get rid of moles, but I am so embarrassed! Doctors are really good at saving lives, it's kinda what they do, but they don't always get it when a patient has a complaint that is more cosmetic in nature. It's not what they learn in medical school. Nobody actually DIES from embarassment. But people suffer from issues like this in a very real way and your complaint needs to be taken seriously and dealt with. What I would suggest is go to...

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Do you ever feel like every person you are interested in these days lives in an entirely different country than the one you live in? No, I am definitely interested in people right here in my own backyard. But I will admit some of my favorite AB dudes are either in England or Australia. Shall I name names? Of couse! I would love to meet Printapride and Artful Bloger!

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19. Hard question Which do you consider the worst police? The ones arresting me at any given moment.

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34. Hard question Has anyone on AB been sent to jail (anywhere here or abroad), on a scale of 1-10 how was it? I've spent a night or two in my local jail. I would rate the overall experiance a solid -23.

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When you were a child, what did the "cool people" bring to school for lunch? What did they carry their lunch in? The cool kids had awesome desserts, mainly pudding cups and Hostess baked goods, Ding-Dongs and Twinkies being the most desirable items. I seem to remember that lunch boxes went out of vogue and instead kids used paper bags that were brightly colored in a gingham plaid design. These bags were 3xs the cost of the regular brown ones and my Mom refused to buy them and, at the time, I thought it...

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What do you remember about your grandparents? I only knew 1, my maternal Grandmother. She wasn't a super homey, cookie-type Grandma, but she was always very loving. When my Mom went to work when I was about 7 I would get dropped off at her house when I got sick and had to stay home from school. I remember playing Go Fish, Mah Jong and Backgammon, having soup for lunch and then getting up on her bed together and watching her favorite soap,...

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I'm writing a shopping list. What do I need? I don't know so I'll tell you what I need and maybe you will too. "AA" batteries, a new flashlight, cheerios, milk, chicken, a head of romaine lettuce, bread, nail polish remover, a box of penne pasta, 1 large can whole peeled tomatoes, zit cream, paper towels and a birthday card for my Aunt. Does that help?

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Political correctness is..................................? tedious and inhibiting.

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Has a kitty ever licked you? Yes and I've licked one myself. Don't make me say it.

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How different was sex in the 1970's from sex in the 2010's? In the 70's your big worry during sex was getting pregnant, not contracting a fatal illness.

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Why are you dating HIM? What's he got that I haven't got? I don't know. What do you got? I'll take it into consideration:)

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How much milk do you reckon you buy a year? I buy a half gallon of skim milk a week so roughly 26 gallons a year.

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What's One Cheese You Refuse To Eat? Headcheese.

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Do girls think that bi guys are sexy? Yes, I do think it's sexy when a guy is open to having sex with another man, it's definitely a turn on for me. I wouldn't love it so much if he wanted to DATE another man, however.

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Name the one thing you think you are AMAZING at when it comes to sex. Have you ever had anyone tell you different? I fuck the bejesus out of people when I'm on top.

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Who is your favourite Indian? Kim Thayil, the guitarist from Soundgarden.

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However unlikely it is for a shark attack, is that enough to keep you away from the ocean? That WAS a shark that nipped you. For the love of God, stay out of the stupid ocean!! I do, always. If I go in I WILL get eaten. No question in my mind.

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Never put _______ on _______. catnip, a mousetrap.

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Do you hate me because I’m beautiful? No. I'm so moved by your delicate beauty it makes me want to weep with joy just imagining it.

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how old were you when you lost your virginity and where did you lose it? I was 14. No regrets, even though I was a little young. But it happened and it was fine.

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A Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory question: Do you think that the golden ticket was actually a piece Maybe it was really a transdermal pain patch. It would explain Uncle Joe suddenly feeling so great.

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I lived in ______________ when I was ____ yrs old. a cult, 16

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What is your favorite outside flower? Mine is Zinnia's..... I like Iris, gladioli and daylillies.

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I ate a triple patty cheeseburger, then my arteries clogged up and my heart stopped beating. Can I counteract this by drinking diet soda? Diet Coke is the known antidote to fat and cholesteral, but it must be drunk quickly, before the denial has a chance to wear off.

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IM GAY!!! OMG! IM GAY!!!!! I think it's great. You're gay and that's perfectly ok by me.

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If you had the chance, would you swim with a dolphin? I don't think this is something I would enjoy. Wild animals, even ones that seem tame, can be unpredictable.

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Are you hungry right now? What have you eaten today so far? I'm hungry. I just had lunch. I had a grilled chicken burrito with black beans, cilantro rice and salsa verde. It was great.

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If you still go to parks, what do you like about them? I don't have to mow the grass.

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My sis in law is really sexy. She just turned 18, 7 yrs younger than me. How do I get her to give me a bj and maybe even have sex with me? Don't do it. These things never go anywhere good. Not worth it.

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Which books do you remember your parents reading to you when you were a child? See more. I LOVED Goodnight Moon, still do. It's a perfect book.

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What's one thing that you could never do... EVER ... I would never eat live monkey brains. EVER.

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What is the first thing you think of when I say "Hawaii?" tropical fish, volcanoes and waterfalls. Oh and rainbows.

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Who do you NOT want wishing you a "Happy Birthday"? The Grim Reaper, Death, Game Show Personality Mr. Wink Martindale, Brian LaCross

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I accidentally ate a pink unicorn.... I love babies, uni-human or otherwise, however I cannot love you in the netheworld.

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Hall and Oats, Journey, U2, Tears for Fears, Duran Duran, Eurythmics, Expose, REO Speedwagonn...name your favorite song form these 80s bands It's like choosing favorite children! Eurythmics, Sweet Dreams (and the Manson redo) Duran Duran "Planet Earth" U2 "I Will Follow" and the the Boy album (it brings back fun memories) Tears for Fears "Mad World" and I still listen to their record every now and then. REO "Keep on Lovin You!" I also LOVE Annie Lennox's solol album "Diva" I could go on...

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"brother can you spare a __________________?" German sports car?

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big coffee cups or small? which do you prefer? I like small cups with saucers. I think it's odd when someone hands you a bowl of coffee.

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how many flashlights do you have? how many work? None. I found this out just last night when my power went out for about 2 hours. Oops. I did find a candle.

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What is your favorite burrito? El Toro in the Mission District in San Francisco is awesome. I like carne asada with black beans, rice, salsa verde and lots of cheese. They are so huge I've never quite finished one. Yum.

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Girls: While masturbating, do you find yourself whispering softly to an imagined man? Yeah and I moan out loud too.

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Why do you think that you're better than me? I have better hair than you. And hair is important.

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How old do you think a person should be before they get married? I think people should be at least 25. Marriges beween people younger than that just don't make it. Yes there are exceptions but not a lot.

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If you were wrapped up in the middle of a 50-foot / 15m bag of styrofoam packing peanuts and pushed out of an airplane, would you survive? I doubt it, but you might bounce a bit when you hit the ground, making it much more hilarious for those watching.

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What do people call brutal that isn't brutal at all? Getting a bikini wax.

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If a man was dating two women name something he'd need alot of? Money, condoms, patience and Viagra.

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Name a food that often gets judged at a state fair? Pies.

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Does anyone use lard anymore? My grandmother and my mother swore by it. Makes the BEST pie crusts.... even better than Crisco. It really does. It's hard to even find it in the store anymore. It is still used in a lot of commercial baked goods.

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Using your "mind's eye," where do you see yourself NOW? Hanging out by the pool, sipping a drink and relaxing. Reality? It's raining.

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I have a rat cage which has wooden shelves. They absorb urine so they stink. Is there anything i can treat them with to stop them absorbing? You can't, at least not with anything chemical (like a water sealent for wood) that the critters might nibble on. Swap the wood for plastic and wash regularly in hot water.

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How do pet dog owners usually handle the remains of their dog after it has passed away? My dog died at home and I took his body in to the vet to be cremated. There was really no other practical option, he weighed 125 lbs. and I don't own property where he could have been buried.

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You gotta stay _____________. until I say you can leave. Now go make me some pancakes.

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Do you ever spread PVA glue on the back of our hand and let it dry just so you can peel it off? Yes and I also like the facial masques that you peel off as well.

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When's the last time you had turnips? Thanksgiving, 2004. Yuck.

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what song hasn't glee ruined yet? They aren't gonna butcher the Foo Fighters anytime soon!

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What's your opinion on mothers who breastfeed in public I think it's a normal fact of life and have no issue with it.

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Whats the last thing u do before u go to bed Punch up all my pillows so they're nice and fluffy, set the alarm clock for 6:30, climb in bed and turn out the light on the night table. And then start thinking about STUFF.

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Women only: what do you think about guys working out shirtless at the gym? Not crazy about it. I'm not a big fan of stranger's sweat, even if they are hot,a nd working out without a shirt seems a little, well, unsanitary. I'm a BIG fan of shirtless guys at the beach, however!

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Have you ever use this pillow? No, it would give me technophobe type nightmares!

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Ladies: should I do this sort of weird thing that my "girlfriend" wants me to do? Don't tell me, she wants to have sex while watching the video of your colonoscopy. Hey if it's not hurting anyone, why not? It might bring you closer together.

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Do you know anybody who is a "walking pharmacy"? My aunt took so many painkillers for 20 years that she finally choked to death on a Thanksgiving trip to Las Vegas a few years ago. The medical examiner said she was so medicated that she had lost her gag reflex and didn't have enough muscle tone to dislodge the food caught in her throat. She was the definition of a "walking pharmacy"

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What would you never do in life, come what may? Rob someone.

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Ladies: My (imaginary) girlfriend wants me to dress up like Ronald Reagan. Should I? Reagan? I just don't get it. I think everyone can agree Richard Nixon was our sexiest President.

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Dude! I need a _____________. math tutor.

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What is the first thing you do on waking up in the morning? Press the snooze button and go back to sleep for seven more minutes.

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The pee-fart combo. Is there anything that is more relaxing? It is a nice way to start the day.

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Women only: Do you like questions that say "Women only:"? Yes. I pour myself a cup of chamomille tea, put on some Sarah Mclaughlin, get out my copy of "Our Bodies, Ourselves" and settle in to give some awesome, woman-centered advice.

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Whats your favorite kids movie of all time? Mine is the Iron Giant. I LOVE "Muppets from Space" I still laugh no matter how many times I see it.

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What can I do to find the perfect mate? Stop looking for the "perfect" mate. It creates unrealistic expectations that nobody could live up too. In stead be open to new people and willing to forgive a few shortcomings (we all have them) in order to find love. And I hope you do:)

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anyone just like a quickie and not long drawn out sex? I do I love a quickie, especially in the middle of the day. It can't always be fireworks and swinging from the chandeliers, sometimes you just want it fast and dirty.

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My wife is out with the girls,she knows she's getting fucked when she gets home. What sexy things should I text her in the mean time? I think this sort of thing is fun (how did we all live before texting?) I have gotten some texts that I thought were fun/hot involving describing watching some ass fucking porn, stroking his cock, getting it nice and hard for my return. And all about what's gonna happen when I get there.

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Ladies what is a subtle way you flirt and tease with your man you are out with in public? Putting my hand on his leg, whispering something filthy in his ear right before entering a crowed place and finding excuses to bend over in order to give either a quick panty or tit flash work well for me.

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what do you think of this woman with two pussies? They're cute but a little hairy. I'd be interested to see what they look like after a bikini wax.

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Is Female to Male stapon sex a new trend between couples? Has the taboo been lifted from turning the tables like that? I read that this activity is now the fastest growing area of "niche" porn. While people have always done it (nothing new under the sun) it has finally started to come out of the closet. I suspect that it is because homosexuality has become more accepted and open in our society and as a result straight men feel less threatened by sexual behavior that might be perceived as "gay" Which is great.

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What number page are you on in that book you're reading? Page 393. I'm not telling what book!

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What would you name an albino alligator? I would name her Blanca.

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My boyfriend caught a spider. I have it in a jar. I don't like it but I don't want to let it go. What should I feed it? You could make it some little hors d'oerves by putting a fly on a conflake with a bit of honey to make it stick.

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Does it tickle your brain when someone whispers in your ear? My brain, among other things!

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If you walk around outside without any clothes on what will happen? Hell of a sunburn!

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Special 20th birthday question for my Juice. Why is 21st considered a more important milestone than 20? HAPPY BIRTHDAY JUICE DARLING! X X X Happy birthday dear Juice. 21 gets a lot of attention for being the "now I can get my drink on" birthday. Otherwise I guess people have assigned that birthday as the age that one can be expected to be a full adult, although we all know age has nothing to do with that really.

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Do you ever giggle at your own thoughts but don't tell anyone what you were thinking? Yes, the other people on the bus sometimes don't want to sit next to me because I appear insane for this very reason.

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I've been to Hollywood,i've been to Redwood i ___________________________ I've been to Dollywood, I've been to Deadwood.

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Who was the crack dealer on Sesame Street? Was it Cookie Monster or Oscar The Grouch? My money's on Cookie Monster. Neither. It was Mr. Hooper, he actually died in a drive-by. Little known fact.

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Sometimes you feel like a nut and sometimes you just____________! stop fighting it!

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My elementary, middle and highschool mascots were___________.____________ and____________. A baby Bruin, a roadrunner and a Native American warrior.

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Why you not pick up the phone? My nails are wet.

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Who's the greatest player of all time? Bill Clinton

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What’s the name of nuts growing on a chest? Chesticles.

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Who would like to join me in congratulating JuiceWGO on becoming a Guru? Hooray, well deserved, you always have much to contribute to our little site!

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Soul mate, my ass. Are you coming to Ecuador with me or not? Wait, when you said I was your soul mate, it was all just a big lie?! And now you want me to go to ECUADOR with you??!! Ok I'll go pack...

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Do girls/women have to bend forward when the pee? No.

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If an elephant never forgets, do you know what the elephant remembered? Elephants remember their friends and families being killed in front of them for the ivory tusks. Sad, but true.

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Why did you run to catch up to me? I wanted to ask what perfume you're wearing.

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Whats your favourite soundtrack? I love the Ry Cooder soundtrack for the film "Paris, Texas" and "Purple Rain"

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Girls what's the "blokiest" (manlyest? boysyist? oh you know what I mean!) show that you like to watch? I get a good, masculine hit off of "Supernatual". I love the "rescue me, feminene" vibe, coupled with some serious girl ass kicking. It's a cool show!

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Complete this sentence: If _______________ is wrong, I don't want to be right. stealing you away in my arms and covering you head to toe in kisses

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Do any of your children resemble me? Weylon, I don't know how to tell you this, but, well ...God this just sounds so awful, Please, please forgive me, I was young, I was high, I was vulnerable to the teachings of false gurus, I lack reasonable social skills, I spent a certain amount of time in BOTH northern and southern California, however I am not the father of your illegitimate children.

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This questions for Jewish ABers: What's great abouout bing Jewish? Having a great and long religious and cultural tradition that binds us to each other and to God. Being a sincere person with a sense of community.

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In two words or less:-) can you describe "Kim Kardashian" ? Nice woman. She seems like an actually decent person.

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Normal or Flaming Hot cheetos? Ohh Cheetos...So weird, I love them, but not "Flaming Hot" I have to vote regular.

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The party was going well until _______. I started singing drunken kareoke. That'll clear a room.

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What is something you might buy yourself as a treat or for pure enjoyment that costs less than five dollars? I have about 87 tubes of lipgloss.

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why do my fish keep looking at me ? Either they're hungry or they just really like you.

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How do you think that you smell? At the moment I smell like chlorine, just got out of the pool.

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How do your pets let you know when they are Hungry? My sweet old man shephed mix, 110lbs. who died last Sept. would go over to the cabinet where his food was kept and VERY gently tap on it with his paw. Then he would sit down and stare at me with his huge brown eyes until I had to respond. And then our daily conversation would sound like this. "What? why are you staring? What you want, Senor Grande?" and then he would lie down on the floor and...

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have you ever had a nightmare as an adult, that kept you up at night? Yes. I spent 2 years in an adolescent "treatment program" between the ages of 15 to 17. 25 years later I still dream that I am trapped there, frantic and trying to escape. This dream takes many different plot lines, but always with the angry insistence that "I'm an adult, you are crazy, you can't keep me here" but I still can't get away. I dream this about once a month and always wake up scared.

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Do you communicate better/worse with your parents ,these days?Why? Ugg, touchy subject. But yes, we communicate a bit better. Why? I think its just been a matter of time, on both of our parts. I'm 41 and no longer fear their reactions and they have learned to live their own lives. Therefore I am more able to discuss my life openly and they are less freaked out, and more willing to listen.

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Is It just me or, do some of these questions make absolutely no sense whats so ever?:-) Yesterday I saw an angry rabbit pack up his carrots and buy a condo in Florida.

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Anxiety/Depression pills question. Phew, sweetie, I'm exhausted just reading your question! You sound like you're in complete knots with a touch of hypochondria thrown in for good measure. Seems to me like you are a touch manic and very OCD. And yes you need to be on pills, and so have I, and when you find the right treatment your life will improve 100%. You need to get care. Stories about other people's pill reports will not...

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In one word can you describe "Paula Abdul" ? Pillhead

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If you had a tree outside that could grow anything other than money, what would you have it grow? Diet Coke and cute shoes.

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My favorite midnight snack is___________________________ Cheerios.

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how do you live with your past? Because I can't change it and I don't want to die. So I just learned to live with it.

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After you eat, remember to ____________. put the bones in the trash, not down the garbage disposal.

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Is it understandable to want to take gender out of a child's upbringing? The parents are delusional.

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Your kisses remind me of......? Silk and butterflies.

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I need to put my hair up for gym but its always curled or straightened, but how do i prevent the dent from the ponytail holder in my hair? Don't use a rubber band. Instead try gathering your hair at the nape of your neck, twisting it into a snake, pulling it straight up and clipping it to the back of your head with a large barrette. Fluff out the tendrils sticking out the top. I do this all the time and it greatly reduces pony-tail dent.

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Should STDs be free? No, they're the price you pay.

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Where were you the last time I needed you? Costco.

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Learn to answer without ______________. counting on your fingers.

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Gals: do you like to play with a guys cock? Of course. I like to play with his balls also.

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What animal should never be kept in the house? I question the wisdom of keeping very large snakes in the house.

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How many cups of coffee did you have today? Just one cup of black coffee. More than that I start to get the shakes from the caffeine.

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Does darkness really ever come? Not when you walk in the light of God. Or so they tell me.

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Are you sad that the Big Man is dead, or does this question mean nothing to you? RIP Clarence, good times:)

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How do I get more people to follow me home? Walk down the street pushing a keg on a hand truck. People will follow you for miles.

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Do you save your Popsicle sticks? No. Should I? Why?

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"GobSmacked" is a term used in England and I believe in Australia also, do you know what "Gobsmacked" means? I believe it means stunned surprised at something you never saw coming.

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July is NOT the month to _______. Sip a hot beverage.

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May I touch them? Why, don't they look real?

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Can you remember what you were doing 18 seconds ago? Describing my nail polish to SarahFun1.

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What colour is your nail polish at the moment? Cherry red and badly chipped. I need to do them tomorrow.

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When I'm getting ready for bed, I like __________? a nice, soft kiss goodnight.

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Do you think there wil ever be another War of 1812? Sure. It would be fun to have a "retro" war, like "eighties night" at the bowling alley, but with cannons. No one ever re-enacts the war of 1812. It's very underated.

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Women: How much do you like having your breasts/nipples massaged/played with? YES! This is a very erotic and sensual thing for me and definitely gets my attention.

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Why is it that girls dont like an uncut penis? I am very clean and always use wet wipes after I pee. If cleanliness is the issue? To be honest I've never encountered an uncircumsised guy before. I don't think I'd have an issue with it though.

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Name something slippery but not yucky. wet asphalt, soap and a women's privates:)

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If you were going to die in ten seconds, what would be your last words? This is gonna suck.

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I just hate it when I am __________ and the door bell rings!! eating dinner

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My Oh My what a wonderful___________________ lay!

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Why did you spend my money? Because I don't have any of my own.

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tiny red dots has appered on my belly, im not allergic to anything, what could this be? If it's positively NOT an allergic reaction could it be a heat rash?

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What was the last free thing that you took too many of? I have no restraint around an unattended candy dish. I'll empty it into my purse and then put one piece back, for the sake of appearences.

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How do you feel if someone invites you to their church? I think it's nice that someone cares enough about me to want to include me in something that is meaningful to them.

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Why do people choose to spend time with their animals when they are being euthanaised (put down)? Some people feel they want to spend those final moments with their pet and others choose not to. If you are able to be calm it's nice to be there at the end, but if you are unable to maintain your composure it's not doing either of you any favors to be in attendance.

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What do animals that have been put down look like after euthanasia? They look dead, but not in a frightening way. Just sort of gone. I've been through this 3 times and the actual procedure is very simple, quick, and painless.

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What kinds of cars do child molesters drive? Vans.

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What do you think of serial killers who dress up as clowns? I can't think of any other than John Wayne Gacy. Are there more?

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What happens to bugs during the Winter? They go to Boca Raton.

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Who is pregnant? Not me, amigo.

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Are you lonely right now? No, I enjoy being alone and rarely find it lonely. After an 11 hour day, peace and quiet is welcome.

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I manage a Gated Community in Central Florida that has a clubhouse. Is the clubhouse required to be in ADA Compliance? Even if it's not legally required, it's the right thing to do to have it compatable with ADA regulations.

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Have you ever been eaten by a dinosaur? No, but I've been bitten by a lizard. Does that count?

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What is the best movie you have never seen? Gone With the Wind.

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when the sun comes back I'll ____________ go out to the pool.

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I'm not afraid of ________ anymore. technology

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What's your favorite movie starring the actor Gary Oldman? I liked Sid and Nancy a lot.

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Just how fat is your donkey? He's the biggest ass you'll ever meet.

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In one word can you describe "Joan Rivers" ? survivor

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I know this girl who is enthusiastic about the movie Dirty Dancing and likes makeup and loves shopping. Could she be straight? More info needed. Shopping for what?

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Should I spray paint my dog another color or does he look ok? You could spray some grey around his muzzle. It'll make him look distinguished and the ladies like that.

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By the time______________you'll_____________________ I"ll put my head in your lap, softly stroke my hair

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California has done it again! I am drunk and overwhelmed. I have no idea

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Has this economy changed the way you use your credit cards?How? I don't have any. I only pay with cash or debit cards. I am broke as hell, but I don't have any debt.

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They say owning a pet can help "lengthen your life" do you agree with this? It can. But unfortunately, sometimes being owned as a pet shortens their lives.

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What is worse than having to eat porcupine? Having one shoved up your a$$ backwards.

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True or False? Your weather is stormy/cloudy right now False. Here in Central New Jersey it is 71 degrees and not a cloud.

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How would you react to a man wearing a female bathing suit at a public pool? The stuff downstairs is covered for the intent of this question I don't really question things like this. I just assume he has his reasons and leave it at that.

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Do you like to be by yourself? Yes, I really do. I live alone and prefer it that way.

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Are you confident in your dancing-in-public abilities? Yes. However my singing- in-public abilities? There isn't enough alcohol in the WORLD to get me doing karoke!

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if u drove in a car pool lane with a dead body shud that b ok or should u get a ticket??????????? You should get checked at the psch. hospital!

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What if there was Jeopardy style AnswerBag? "A glove in the glovebox..." "What is, Yes your boyfriend is cheating on you!" for the daily double. Could be fun.

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Do you want to see my_______it will only take a _________ new surgical scar, strong stomach:(

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salt or pepper DJ Spinderella!

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How do you like to cook your turkey? First I soak it in a brine solution overnight. Then roast it facedown for about 40 minutes, then turn it on one side for 15 minutes, then the other, then finish roasting faceup until done. This method produces a very moist bird.

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I have lived with a man for 6 years. He spends a lot of time with his family, particularly his sister and her family. Is this normal? A 44 year old man would be married and have a family by now if thats what he wanted. Clearly it isn't. It may be time for a VERY honest conversation about your needs and you may have to find a more like-minded mate.

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How come the subject of UFO's didn't come up much until 1947? People's paranoia tends to reflect current technological advances. When the X-Ray machine was invented early in the 1900s suddenly people were convinced that others were secretly x-raying them. In the late 1940s space travel became a possibility and presto, people started seeing spaceships. Nowadays every nut thinks the CIA is implanting microchips in their brains.

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Chili for dinner? Yes please, and I'll bake some cornbread and pick up a six-pack:)

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Have more people died from accepting blood transfusions, or from refusing them? I recently underwent surgery and needed a blood transfusion and would have probably died without it. So my own personal experiance is that refusing a transfusion is much more lethal then accepting one.

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Girls, have you every tried to imagine what it's like to have a penis and what it would feel like to make yourself cum? Sure. And I sometimes fantasize about having sex with a girl as a guy.

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Ask a question to me and i'll answer it with my best opinion :) What kind of toothpaste do celebrities brush their teeth with? The regular kind or some stuff you can only get from the dentist?

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How do you feel about Aspatame? I consume so much aspartame I'm surprised I havn't grown a second head or gills. I know it can't be good for me.

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Ask a question to me and i'll answer it with my best opinion :) Which species of crab are the best to eat? Blue? Dungeness? Something else?

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what have you eaten that literally made you throw up? Cornnuts. Threw up everywhere.

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What was the last thing you were bit by? Myself. I bit my tongue.

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What was the last thing you were bit by?

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Shouldn't the right be protesting game-show marriages? I agree. All this garbage about "protecting marriage" from homosexuals, but not a peep about all the ridiculous "bachelor" and "Temptation Island" shows, that make a total joke out of everyone and everything involved.

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July is the month to _______. Spend a lot of time in the pool and eat popsicles.

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Is there an average age where fashion shoes change to sensible shoes? It's happening more gradually for me. For example I no longer wear high heels to the grocery store at 9:00 in the morning or while mowing the lawn. But I still wear them to restaurants ans so forth. I have learned the value of being comfortable .

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Why on earth do people eat clams? I think clams are great and kind of sexy.

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Can somebody help me name my new pet? Sir Holey Ants Pants.

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Is there a home remedy for regret? Wine coolers.

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cute, unique names for a male puppy?? (: its a rat terrier and poodle mix. Dudley.

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How was your weekend? Get any? None! The SO broke his arm last week, surgery, painkillers, I'm afraid to touch him. It's very frustrating.

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WOW, does my ____________ tickle when you lick it! winkie

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(R)Michele Bachmann husband accepts federal funds to "cure" gays. What do you think? Is this an appropriate use of federal funds? No, it's ludicris. Homosexuality is not a disease that needs a cure and no mainstream mental health care orginization still believes that. He's an ignorant jerk and it's a complete waste of money and insulting to gay people.

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If you're a mom, did you ever go out in public with cheerios stuck to your shirt or spit-up down your back? No, but I did go out twice wearing bedroom slippers without realizing it.

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Corn on the cob, or canned corn? On the cob, grilled, with chilli-lime butter. Perfection!

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Why do people claim boys are easier to raise than girls? Boys don't get pregnant and stick you with raising their kid.

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Is your house a disgusting filthy mess becaue you're a lazy slob? Yes.

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What was on your lunchbox when you were a child and what was usually in it? It was "The Waltons" Really dorky, I know. It always had peanut butter and jelly and a ding dong.

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"I have Asperger syndrome". Now, what is your initial reaction? Lots of people do.

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My friends. I beg you to pray to your chosen deity to help keep my power on. Dear Santa, Please keep my friend Mr. Bromide's power on. I'll be good all year. From, 34th. st.

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What really happens at seedy strip joints? Fat girls put their oversized, tired tits in your face, and hope for money.

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What is in your bathroom medicine chest? In the interest of full disclosure: 1 small bottle of Tylenol, 1 bottle of iron supplements, dental floss, 1 box NyQuil pills, Band-aids, Huge bottle of aspirin, I can "Banna Boat Summer Color" self tanning mist, store brand cough syrup, Olay total effects daily UV moisturizer, store brand triple antibiotic ointment and a thermometer.

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Am I just Paranoid or are they after you too? They are after me, no doubt. I'm afraid to open my mailbox.

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What birthday presents would a rich Victorian girl get, who is about to turn 13? corset and her own fainting couch.

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Is it okay to watch porn? I think porn can be part of a healthy sex life, and nothing shamful. It's when it becomes an obsessive substitute for real relationships that it becomes a problem.

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My nail polish bubbles up no matter what i do , i dont shake the bottle . Carefully wash and dry your hands/nails before applying polish. Sometimes a little trace amount of polish remover can cause this. And, as also said here, use 2 thin coats.

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Whats the 1st concert you ever saw? Berlin, Universal Ampitheater, Los Angeles, 1984

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Which letter of the alphabet do you find most physically attractive? Q is hot 'cause it has a boner:)

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Which words or phrases do you most overuse? "That's not going anywhere good"

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Do you know anyone so short they can't reach the top of their head? My neighbor's daschund.

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I love it that I'm a boy and not a girl because... I can wear make up.

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You know you're in trouble when _____________. The first cop calls for back up.

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whats the scariest think that could happen to you Shark attack or being murdered.

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I really wanna go but _______________. I don't know how to get there.

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How can you prove that you are a human-not a computer-replying this question? Because I love you.

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Should you be embarrassed if you have a black eye? It really depends on how you got it and whether or not you were drunk at the time,

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How will I know if I am dead? The only person who can hear you is Sylvia Browne.

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why would you make candles when you can go to the dollar store and buy a bunch of them for cheap? It's the same sort of person who buys molds and makes their own popsicles.

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Are Chip 'n' Dale gay? Definitely. They are the gayest cartoon chipmunks EVER. Total flamers.

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What was the last thing you had stuck in your tooth? Rice from a burrito.

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Would you go skinny dipping with me if I was pretty enough to get pregnant? Yes, and we could speculate on the kingdom of heaven and try to talk each other out of comitting suicide. Do you think he likes me?

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Fill in the ________. gaps in my memory. Just what the hell did we do last night?

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When and what was the last thing to have been stuck to your foot? The cellophane wrapper from a pack of ciggarettes.

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Is there a name for "that walk...." when a young woman is out in heels for the first time and her feet hurt? Tottering.

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Fill in the ________. pothole.

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Why are politicians either right wing or left wing? I prefer the center where the breast is. Cute:)

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i am pretty, but do you think so too? Yes, but I prefer someone with fewer feathers. Sorry.

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How would you rate me on a scale of -1000 to +1000? I'm not nice enough to answer. Sorry.

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how come candle making is such an all encompassing category? I HAVE NO IDEA! But when you try to find a catagory for something basic, it doesn't exist.

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If my power goes out for several days, will I be missed? Dearly.

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What's the longest amount of time you've been single? About 5 years now. However single doesn't mean celibate, haha.

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Do you think that I AM pretty? You are the prettiest one at the AB prom.

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why are wine glasses shapped differently? Different glasses are used because certain wines "breathe" better in certain shape glasses. This has to do with amount of surface area and how a glass holds the odors of the wine. This is something wine nerds will BS you to death about, but really all you need are one or two types of basic glasses for drinking wine. If it's comfortable to hold and you can stick your nose in for a sniff and a...

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How often do you think it is necessary for a woman to shave her legs? Summer every 2 days, Winter all bets are off.

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let's have another ___________________! fill in the blank hug. The first one wasn't enough

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who likes themselves? I do. Not all the time, but generally yes.

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what should i pack for first time nudist camping? You really dont want to be covered EVERYWHERE in bug bites.

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What do you do to keep your kitchen sponges from getting stinky? I put them in a lingerie bag and put them through the washing macine.

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How many seasons of Ghost Whisperer are there going to be? There were 6, it ended last year.

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What can you use an elastic for, other than for tying your hair back or shooting it across the room? My friend uses one to hold his ancient cell phone together.

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If its looks good, ____________________. steal it.

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At what age should a woman - even one with nice legs - stop wearing short skirts? I'm 41 and wear short (not microscopic) skirts and get no complaints. I really think it depends on the individual woman.

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Why does this site think I want to buy dresses for little girls? There is absolutely nothing in my browsing history to indicate that. Hey, I answered a question about sex and a question about dogs and now apparently I'm the resident expert on having sex with dogs. Seriously. "Questions I could probably answer?" Yuck.

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If Casey Anthony writes a book will you buy it? No. She a lying sociopath who doesn't deserve my time or money.

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Did you know if you answer any three of my questions your boobs will get bigger? So that explains it!

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What year was your last child born? June 5, 1995

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Why don't you stay? Sure, I'm not in a hurry.

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My butt is ______________ cute as a peach.

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What's the function of the pancreas? It produces insulin for one.

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What if zombie JFK were at your door saying "ask not what your brain can do for you, ask if I can eat your brain"? I would politely decline and send him to Newt Gringich's house.

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What is the first thought that entered your mind when you woke up for the first time with him/her? No more Jagermeister for me. Ever.

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Can having intercourse right before your period starts, make your period come later? Please & thank you. No. Intercourse doesn't affect menstuation.

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Which of these have you ridden in? Plane, train, hovercraft, ferry, helicopter, ambulance, rickshaw, limosine, police car, hot air balloon? Plane, train, ferry, ambulance, limosine and yes, police car.

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Would you like to see answers on here show up in real time rather than having to check your alerts or reload the page to see them? Yes,yes,yes! Drives me nuts.

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Name something that's more fun to do with a friend than alone? Drinking

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YAY! Free _________! puppies!

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You buy a pet duck. What do you call it? Aflac

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What time is it where you are and what are you wearing? It's 10:06 pm, I'm in my bedroom and I'm wearing a red towel.

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I'm going fishing! What kind of fish would you like me to bring back for you? Brown trout. I love them cooked over a campfire. We'd have a feast!

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How often do you use your dishwasher, if you have one? If you don't, how often do you do your dishes? I run it every other day. Dishwashers are one of the greatest things ever invented.

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I was swimming in a pool i hit my head really hard and i have a huge knot head, and it was bleeding. I have a headache and im a bit natious. You probably have a concussion. Be careful and obviously get medical attention if vomiting or anything else happens.

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Name a food that's better when it's crisp? Fried chicken, potato chips

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Do you think there would be interest in an "AB for Teens"? A section of AB specifically for the 13-17 year olds. There would. I do worry that it would get inerest from actual teens and the weido adults trolling for hook-ups with underage kids.

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Who do you think was perfectly cast in a movie role? I thought Daniel Radcliffe was very good as Harry Potter.

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What if penguins really CAN fly, but they only do it when no one is around? Not only so they fly, they have elegant cocktail parties as well. After all they are wearing tuxedos.

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What comes in two's? Twins!

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why do i go light headed and off balance all the time? Your blood pressure might be low. Get checked out.

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Which dead actor/actress do you miss and wish was still alive? James Dean could have had a long and great career, what a tragedy.

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What would your opinion be of parents that have their 2 year old son a tattooed? People seriously lacking in any sort of judgement or common sense. And whoever actually did the tattoo is just as big of an idiot.

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Did you ever cry in public, I mean in front of everyone? Yes, I've broken down in public before. It's very embarassing.

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Did you ever cry in public, I mean in front of everyone? Yes, I've broken down in public before. It's very embarassing.

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If my fortune cookie is stale does that mean the lotto numbers have expired? I'm afraid so. Try them backwards, that might reverse it.

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Awesome announcement promised by Facebook this week. Totally awesome! What could it be? They are buying the entire internet maybe? They now officially control the minds of every person on earth under the age of 30.

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Me____________________. You___________________. Humor, please.:) eating cake not getting bite

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If the Zombie Apocalypse was tonight, where would you hide and what would you do to protect yourself in the future? I would hide inside a mausoleum, the one place sure to be free of the newly undead. In the future I should sleep with a pair of good track shoes next to the bed. Zombies are slow and with a good pair of shoes at the ready I would just outrun them.

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I'm so tired. Can I lay down for a couple of years? I would join you, I'm dog tired too.

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What are you thoughts now that they found Casey Anthony not guilty? I thought she would be convicted for sure. I'm very surprised.

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Besides ants, what can ruin a picnic? Westboro Baptist Church.

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Do you hope Casey Anthony burns in Hell for all eternity? No. She was tried and aquitted. It's frustrating, but that's the way our legal system works.

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Do you like it when someone uses the word "Hun"? I like it from crusty waitresses in diners. Otherwise I'm not crazy about it.

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When a cartoon character's voice actor dies, do you feel that the character(s) die with him/her? Sometimes it's just never quite the same, yeah.

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Do you wiggle and jiggle or shimmy and shake q:) I'm more wiggly and jiggly.

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I went for a swim in freezing cold water 6 hours ago, but my testicles still feel like ice cubes. What should I do? Hot bath.

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What personality trait do you find absolutely repulsive? snobbism

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Do you think it’s OK to make a phone call from the toilet? I confess to sitting on the potty while talking on the phone. I figure what people don't know wont hurt them.

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What pet name do you wish your lover would have for you, other than the one you are currently called? I think I would like to be patted on the ass and be called "little kumquat"

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Do you have confidence in hospital emergency services? Depends on the hospital, they vary a lot. If I needed stiches, sure, they would be fine. But I would not be confident being dianosed in an ER, they are very rushed on often overlook things.

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Would you be willing to give up sex for five years if you could have wonderfully sensual and erotic dreams whenever you wanted to? No. There is no substitute for another warm human body in your bed.

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What is do you usually order at a chinese restaurant? Always have hot and sour soup and an order of potstickers.

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How did you get so fine? I sold my soul to the devil.

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If I told you that I wanted to _______________, you would do it with me? get a mani/pedi

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If I want to sit in my house naked with the curtains open, is this a problem? I don't mind.

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Why are you so itchy? Because the S/O persists in wearing poly/cotton blends. I hate it a lot.

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Do you ever just need some naughty fun? What do you do? All the damn time. What do I do? Grab hold of a serious cock and suck and fuck the hell out of it, while pressing a vibrator against my clit. It soo works for me, every single time!

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Do pot brownies make you lose weight? Dear lord, did you just say brownies and lose weight in the same sentence? Really?! Pot or otherwise? My god, what is this magic you posess? What must I do to make this part of my reality?

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How do you feel when someone ditches you to go drinking? Alone and like a drunk loser. Seriously

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Are you all gonna take precautions while eating a bunch of food, and blowing crap up this weekend? We were gonna go up to the lake and blow the crap out of stuff, BUT, the SO fell off a ladder and broke his arm in, count 'em, FOUR places, and so 4th of July has been called off in favor of orthopedic surgery. Bummer, but Brian will survive. I think...

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What is the dumbest question you've ever read on AB? All the "am I pregnant" questions. How the hell should I know? Pee on the stick, mystery solved.

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does anyone know how to remove a sticker from a windshield. it takes me forever? I use a razor blade.

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What's in your house or apartment that you really should get rid of? Humour appreciated All my size 2 clothes. It's just not gonna happen. Sigh...

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What food item should never be put on a pizza? jelly doughnuts.

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Women-are you comfortable with men oggling over your breasts? Depends on the man and the stiuation. An appreciative, non-creepy look is kind of cute, leering, accompanied by crass comments is definitely not comfortable.

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how can a member go from 12,798 pts to 12,757 pts? Trust me, will not lose sleep over it!! Who stole my pts!? Had to be Nunya!! LOLLLLLLL We should raid Nunya's house, I bet she has everyone's points hidden in her garage. She's got at least 75o of mine!

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Why did the signers of the Declaration of Independence work on July 4th? They were smart guy, didn't someone realize it was a holiday? Haha, that's funny.

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Ok, time to speculate before this case hits the jury. Is Casie Anthony innocent or guilty? She sure didn't act like someone who is innocent. I think she'll be convicted, the question is death or life without parole. Sooo sad, everything about this is just so awful.

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Who is going to have some crab meat or another ocean delicacy? I ate a lobster on Monday, it was fantastic. I love crab as well, but havn't had any yet this summer. I have to get on that.

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How do i clean out my system really fast if I smoked last week? The more water you drink the better. Try to sweat a lot also.

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What is your least favorite way to eat ice cream? In a hospital.

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Ok my girl has been cheating on me for 4 months, have a son together and dont want to loose her. How do I ask if she wants to be swingers? I guess just ask. This is one solution to cheating I suppose.

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Twisty, clicky, or cap pens? Cap pens, the ones with "gel" ink. Like writing with clouds!

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Who is the most powerful Goddess/goddess? The one in your heart.

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Do you think it's probably a better idea for a pregnant teen to keep her baby and find a way to raise it or give it up in most cases? Why? Depends on the stiuation of course but generally adoption is a better option. 16 year olds, as a general rule, don't make the best mothers and young, unmarried women with children are more likely to be living below the poverty line. And let's face it, the girl's family often ends up raising the child and that's unfair to them.

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What do you you think of some of Gitmo prisoners not wanting to go home? It makes one wonder what "home" must be like.

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Check your points as today I have dropped 2k, and Dior has also dropped, seems the graveyard shift has taken its toll on the AB staff! I'm down 750. What's going on? Seems everyone has been affected. Hopefully the day shift is on the case.

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How do you get a talking cat to shut up? Lay off the bong.

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Why does ______ look so good? my hair. If I knew maybe I could do it again.

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At what point during the year is Santa the thinnest? December of course. He has to get down to his fighting weight in order to squeeze down those chimneys. By March he can barely fit through the doorway.

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I do not kiss ____________________. anyone unless I really mean it.

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Should every child of a certain age be sterilized, in school? Then they can have the procedure reversed when they feel ready for kids. No. It's frustrating when teenagers have babies they can't take of, but NOBODY should forcibly undergo any sort of medical procedure. Yikes! A far better solution is better sex ed. in schools and parents actually being able to speak to their kids about this subject without embarrassment.

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Heart _______________ mind ____________. Heart is big, mind is open.

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Anyone else about sick of AB's adult section dumb questions? I have been answering less in the adult section for these exact reasons. I can't read one more nauseating question about how to have sex with a dog. The actual fun or thoughtful questions are few and far between. I'm also getting a lot of weird friend requests and obscene private messages after posting anything there. Yuck! I agree, it would be nice if the moderators started weeding out all the...

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What is something that only someone you'd call "brutally honest" would say or admit to that simply "honest" people probably wouldn't? substance abuse.

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Social discrimination leads to __________________. depression and low self-esteem. It's such a shame the way people treat one another sometimes.

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girls- would it turn you on to go down on your SO while he was watching porno? I do this all the time.

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Which foods are okay to eat with your hands? Snickers bars. Remember Seinfeld?

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So I sort of had an awkward experience last night. No fixing. You just have to laugh it off.

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What do you like hot sauce with? Noodles? Chicken? Scrambled eggs and hash browns.

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When I eat French Fries I mix Ketchup, Mayo and a little bit of Salt. How do you like your fries? Just salted, but with a vanilla shake.

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Have you ever been witness to someone objecting to a wedding? No. When it's a total trainwreck of a wedding it's tempting but you have to let people make their mistakes.

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What is your first priority in this life? My daughter has special needs and making sure she has the best possible life is always my priority.

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Snack time? Yes, breaking out pudding cup right now.

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If you found out that your significant other had posted nude photos of you online without asking you, how would you react? I would beat the shit out of him. That is a terrible violation of trust.

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What is something that you wish was closer to your home? Costco.

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The time has come to________________. Legalize gay marrige.

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How does allowing homosexuals to marry harm or endanger marriage? It doesn't. The holy rollers use this stupid argument to justify their discrimination.

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Are you hot....or cool? I'm hot but definitely NOT cool.

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Tasmanian Devils are in danger of extinction. It is so serious they may be gone in as little as 5 years. Should mankind try to save them? No animal should be allowed to go extinct without a fight. So yes.

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"We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public" Do you have friends like that? Oh yeah. Perpeptual adolescents. I've got a few like that.

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Are cemeteries a waste of space? It's tempting to think that, but I think burying the dead and allowing their family and friends to visit is very helpful for them. So no.

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What makes you hungry? Grocery shopping and, of course, the smell of dinner in the oven.

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Can you describe your voice? I think I sound a little nasaly, other people tell me it's fine. I grew up in Los Angeles and do have a bit of that lazy surfer accent.

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What are you doing for the 4th of July? Probably go out to the lake, BBQ, hang out, watch the fireworks. I'm pretty sure beer will be drunk.

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What's your favorite word spelled backwards? god

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You must chop off one of your appendages to survive. Choose please. Does hair count?

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"Sorry, it won't happen again". You've undoubtedly heard those words...maybe you even said them. Did it? Happen again? It did. I never learn.

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Do you shake the hands of vets and thank them for their service. I don't. I probably should, it's the right thing to do.

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Do you think you look cute in your baby pictures? Up until about age 5. Things went to hell for a while. Fortunately I grew out of it (at least I think I did)

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I am hankerin' for some pie, what's the best kind to eat with ice cream? Apple in the fall, blueberry in summer.

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Do your elbows smell? I can't get them close enough to my nose to check ( and yes, I tried) Nobody's ever complained, so I must be ok.

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Pillow talk: Is it the talk before sleep, before sex or after sex?? before.

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will you get lucky tonight? No. The S/O broke his arm on Monday in 4 places. He is on lots of percoset.

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Women: Tell me how you feel when your husband masturbates in front of you. Do you enjoy it or do you lock yourself in the bathroom & hide? I love watching. I also learn how to get him off by watching how he strokes himself.

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Girls when have had to really go, have u pissed outside in public? All the time. I'm a little shamless about this.

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Women, do you like to deepthroat for a man, & if so why? Yep. I love the response I get, love how turned on he gets. It gets me off to get him off.

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is it good to fuck a pregnant girl my 20 year old pregnant friend wants me to fuck her I'm almost 18 does it feel good weird? Sex during pregnancy is fine, you just have to avoid putting your weight on her belly.

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Complete this sentence: Sometimes all it takes is __________________ to make me _________________. a little "down time" to make me cum. Ha ha, it's true.

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I like to __________ everytime I ____________ win, play poker

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Is there a sexy way to refer to testicles? The English language has yet to produce a sexy, adult word for testicles. Maybe we should work on this...

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What is a good activity to do when you are sick? besides sleeping and eating soup :-) .. I like a hot bath and clean pjs

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Do you believe in penguins? Have you ever seen one? I've never seen one, but I have faith they exist. Otherwise, life would have no meaning.

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What is the most awkward movie you have watched with your parents? "Kinsey" spings to mind.

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What in the name of the seven seas is the difference between coca cola light, coca cola zero, and diet coke? I DON'T KNOW! It drives me crazy too! Hopefully someone more knowlegeble than us will answer.

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"Well, I've been Battling hotel maids. And chewing on Rolaids. Counting the hours 'til I get home." What have you been doing/ Eating prime rib with my parents and ex-husband, listening to everyone bitching about their medical problems. Frankly, I could use a Rolaid.

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Is being 5'6" tall for a girl? A little taller than average. Marilyn Monroe was 5'6", if that helps.

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Do you feel pregnant? Yes, but I think it's just a food baby. I just got back from dinner.

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Would you ride the space shuttle, or would you be too afraid of another accident? I don't even want to ride the ferris wheel, lest there be another accident.

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Are you 20+ and Still love watching cartoons? Yeah I do. I watch the "grown-up" ones like the Simpsons and South Park as well as kid ones like Looney Tunes and the Jetsons. Love it.

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What's your favoite way of preparing and eating eggs? Scrambled, poached, hard boiled, fried, or "other?" Gently scrambled. The key is to buy fresh, organic free-range eggs. There is a farm near me that has free roaming chickens and the eggs are very superior to the ones in the supermarket. It makes a huge difference.

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The best way to become famous young? Die tragically.

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You should always __________ when you ____________ look people in the eye when you shake their hand.

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I got my girl prego. How do I tell my dad? Tell him simply and honestly. Accidents happen. Tell him you need help. Let him get upset. Hopefully when the dust settles you can all move forward productively. Good luck.

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What would you feel lost without? My purse. It's like an extra limb.

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If you are going to _______, you better take your _______. sleep with me, socks off.

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In the future, what should we call it when a congressmen posts pictures of his genitals on the Internet? "The gentleman from New Jersey has the floor-show"

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you find a box of bibles , what do you do with them? Leave them in peace. My karma is already in sorta rough shape.

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Does your laptop normally set on the top of your lap? On the belly, on a pillow with constant boob push downs.

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Does Aflac frown upon their employees duck-hunting? No and employee bonus for the head of Gilbert Gottfried on a silver platter!

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How do you get rid of a cyst? Does it require medical treatment? It completely depends on the type, size and location of it.

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Did you know that The Burning Lake of Fire was built in a basic very large orb shape with the top open like a fish bowl? Everyone does know that any one who writes anything longer than 1 paragraph in their question is automatically kinda kooky, right? And anyone who attempts more than 1 paragraph in their answer is also overzealous and odd.

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did you ever stumble upon your parents "doing it"? Holy crap, yes. I remember the day, I walked into their bedroom with the innocent intent of saying goodbye before leaving for high school. And there it was. The beast with two backs you say? Oh no! I could live through that. I had to see my dad eating my mom's pussy. FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS HOLY HOW DO I GO ON LIVING?? The horror!!!!

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What should I do if someone gets insultive with me? Tell them if they don't apologize you'll call their mom. And if they don't, do it.

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Are operators really standing by to take my call? I didn't even have to look at this to know this was a Mr. Bromide question. Which is A Okay, BTW. And yes, all sorts of operators are waiting to take your unusual, peculiar and desperately needy calls.

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What keeps you away from church? P.s everyone is welcome but DO NOT GET RUDE OR INSULTIVE. Thanks I'm Jewish, but have attended funerals and christenings of christian family members. The services were very nice.

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What do you do to cool yourself off in a heatwave? Fortunately I have central AC. Some who have known me for a long time on AB know that I was putting ice cubes in my underwear at a certain point!

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What do you think of a woman who provokes a man into attacking her so that she can sue him for assault? I think she's a predatory, opportunistic bitch. Hopefully the guy (you?) has enough wisdom and self-control not to be baited into this insane stiuation.

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If you knew that the basic needs of you and your family would be taken care of, how would you spend your time and energy? I am currently studying to be an RN. If money wasn't a priority I would like to finish my degree and then spend my time with an organization like Doctors without Borders and working in a low income ob-gyn clinic, providing health care for uninsured patients. That's something that I could be proud of.

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My boyfriend is in the army how can we keep things intresting while hes gone? i feel like we are running out of things to talk about. Where is he stationed? If he's far from home I'd venture that any bit of news about normal, everyday life would be interesting to him. With a bit of smut thrown in for good measure!

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Can you get a UTI from a heavy period? No, just messy bedsheets. I use unscented baby wipes when I am in this condition.

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Has anyone here been in a gangbang? No problem with adult stuff, just put it in AB4Adults. There is a link at the very bottom of every page on the site. You aren't going to get a great result posting this on regular AB.

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If you had a time machine, What era would you travel back to, and why? The 1920s and try to be an actress in silent films. I love some of those early movies.

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In a food fight, what is off limits to throw? Food that's still on a plate.

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Is it rude for people to eye ball you like you're tossing dog biscuits and they're set up to catch one? Yes. Staring is always rude. And staring like a dog getting a bone? Rude and creepy.

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If you were an alien... how would you describe human nature? Petty

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Do you feel an evening gown can be short? For a really formal occasion no, but otherwise sure. Include some really great jewlery to dress it up.

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bf was talking to other chicks. now find condoms in his car (btw we don't use condoms). what do you think? I think you and he need to talk. Loudly if necessary.

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What is your favorite girl's name beginning with 'N'? Nicole.

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He was not ready to settle down/monogamous so I told him we just weren't on the same page and moved on. Now he won't talk to me. Why? Because he wants to move on as well. Sometimes you just have to let people go. He obviously wants a clean break.

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AB staff go fucking Diogo, over and out...

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Non-religious people, what is your opinion on suicide? Terminally ill people should be allowed to end their suffering. Otherwise it's a complete tragedy.

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Am I strange that I only like my own toilet for a sit down, I even return home if I feel the need? No, some things are just best done in private.

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Obviously, the order will be... ____? me first, then everyone else (not really...)

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Describe Y-o-u-r-s-e-l-v-e using the first letter of you namee? Sexy, unsual, zany, angry, naughty, nice, elegant.

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I cought my bf on a dating site. Does this means he is cheating?? Please help.. Maybe. But I occasionally look at those sites just for fun/curiosity. If it's just looking, not touching I wouldn't worry too much, but you need to get to the bottom of this.

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How would humanity and human invention be different if humans had evolved with tails? Boxers would have holes in the front and back and we'd be better swimmers.

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