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What would you do if you woke up and saw four tigers around your bed staring at you?
Tigers? I'd shit my pants.
Cougars? Probably the same thing.
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If true that Romney isn't responsible for his supporters' views(like Trump) why not campaign with KKK folks too? What's the difference?
This is a silly question, Rosie. You should know better than this.
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What's another way of saying "You're ugly"?
I can see why they put tinted windows on your incubator when you were born.
Now I know why you have to Trick or Treat by phone.
You should be sniffing luggage down at the airport.
When you threw a boomerang, it didn't come back.
The dog puts a bag on your head before humping your leg.
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What is something you should not share with others?
Toilet time.
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What is a good way to remind yourself that you really do not know a lot about a specific topic that you feel strongly about?
Get married. Again.
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What exactly did Romney mean when he said that we should "let the foreclosure process run its course"? Is that what America is all about?
It means don't buy a house you can't afford.
The housing bubble you so falsy represent was spurnned on by the Community Reinvestment Act, telling banks that they basically had to make loans to people who they wouldn't have otherwise made loans to.
What you seem to want to do is make everyone else pay the ultimate price of paying off someone else's home loan when they default.
Bottom line, if...
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Detroit, run exclusively by democrats since 1962, now so ruined and broke that half its streetlights will go unrepaired. Surprised?
Not at all.
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Will all Mormon's automatically vote for Romney?
Sure. With about as much certainity as all blacks automatically voting for Obama.
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Shocked! Rom is more popular with white voters who aren't struggling financially than Obam. Never wouldda guessed it,would you? Surprised?
About as suprising as Obama being more popular with illegal immigrants and welfare recepients, seeing as how all he wants to do is extend them more benefits as opposed to making them work for it.
Hey, they black President is popular with black folks!! *
*with sarcasm emphasized
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Whom do you think is more computer literate...Rom or Obam? Why?
Who cares?
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the rain gets you....
dead
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Post a picture of a baby. Lets see who has the cutest one.
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'Domestic terrorism' White supremacist gets 40 years in jail for AZ bomb attack. Is this sentence appropriate? Why isn't he in Gitmo?
Why? Aren't you liberals the ones who want to close Gitmo?
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Bristol Palin's baby-dad, Levi Johnston is penniless & living with his mom having squandered $1 million, should we feel sorry for him?
Nope. I don't feel sorry for anyone who squanders their money.
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How many bottles of beer can you drink?
All of them.
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Would you like to fall through a trap door and land on 500 black widow spiders?
It's better than falling on 500 alligators.
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What historical figure can you name that managed to influence/change the history of the Twentieth Century?
Goodnight Chesty, wherever you are.
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What is the diffidence between the NAACP and the ACLU?
One is only for blacks folks. The other is to ensure that groups don't exclude others because of their race.
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What's the biggest complaint you have about the Government?
The scumbag politicans who have created the beaucratic monster that we have now and all those who succle at the government tit.
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Lethal Injection. Are you for or against it?
I'm against it because it's too easy. I think that they should go back to hanging.
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Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and you feed him for a lifetime. what it mean
It means if you keep feeding him every day, he'll be dependent on you. If you teach him how to do it himself, he'll be able to fend for himself.
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If Xeroxing a book is not illegal, why should downloading a movie or a song be?
Because the Hollywood icons want their money. If you make a copy of the movie you just downloaded or the song you just downloaded, the actor/artist won't be able to afford that summer vacation in Barbados.
Actually, bostjan is correct although educators are allowed "fair use" of copyrighted matieral in certain situations and under certain guidelines.
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I have a few questions about the National Guard ?
1. It depends
2. It depends
3. It depends
4. It depends
Call your local recruiter.
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I was told that in the Army...
The first part is absolute crap. I know those Army guys aren't as smart as us Marines but no one will send out a guy to see if the air is poisionous. If you're not sure, you put on your NBC gear. The risk is part of what you signed up for.
Cruel pranks? Absolutely. Nothing is worse to a unit than low morale. It'll kill a soldier faster than a bullet. Hijinx keep the morale up.
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Thumbs up or down to men wearing jewelry ?
Down
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I am immune to ___________________ .
bullshit
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if there was a pill that would take away all of your problems; physical, emotional, financial, all the negatives etc...would you risk it?
Sure. But all you f*ckers would be gone!
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What do you look like?
Sure.
Here's me enjoying some shade from the only trees in the Anbar.
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Are you CPR trained and certified?If not have you thought about this?
Yep. Also Combat Lifesaver training.
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Is there a Union for CEOs?
Yes. It's called the Democrat Party Donation Team. Headed by Jeff Immelt.
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Isn't it eerie and Orwellian how Obama's own 16-years-long claims to his Kenyan birth disappeared down a media "memory hole" in 2007?
YOU RACIST PRICK! HOW DARE YOU QUESTION OUR ANNOINTED LEADER! YOU'RE ONLY BRINGING IT UP BECAUSE HE'S BLACK!
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Republicans want to cut social security, medicare, medicaid but yet also want the rich to keep paying as little as possible in taxes?
We're telling women what they can do with their bodies?
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Again Chicago can't host a high-profile summit without riots and mob violence. Community agitator Obama's kind of place, yes?
It's easy to go out and protest when you're chronically unemployed and living off the public trough. Maybe they should go out and get jobs.
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When will the days of partisan ranting/raving be over and done with so we can get back to being grownups and move forward? Never? Why?
Never. Becase we think you liberals are idiots and you feel the same way.
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What was her cause of death?
Who we talkin about?
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In this case, were the police justified in the action that was taken?
If he was carrying over $10k, then that money has to be reported to Customs and TSA was justified in taking it.
Also, the dog hitting on the pocket is good enough for the police on the scene to detain him.
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Have you had enough of Obama's performance?
Absolutely.
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Wisconsin Gov. Scott Walker solidly winning in a recall election. Democracy may prevail over union goons?
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If one day Birthers turn out to be correct will Obama's presidential service be stricken from the record like an Allstar's steroid stats?
Even if he came out and said that he was not born here, his emptyheaded fans will still deny it and call everyone else a racist.
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Has anyone ever described you in one word? If so, what was it?
Like Hobo, I too am called an asshole.
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The GOP attacks Obama over Rev. Wright's statements. Have the heard what the Mormon Prophet said? Does the GOP really want to go there?
That's kinda like saying that since someone was a Christian, they've been hanging out with Jesus.
Romney wasn't hanging out at the Prophet's house and going to his sermons. Obama was using Wright as his personal "spiritual advisor."
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Can you get pregnant without intercourse and Pre-ejacultion?
You're 16. You should be scared. If you don't want to get pregnant, stop messing around. Or face the consequences if you do.
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My, what a big ____ you have?
...dick...
Why, thank you.
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Who deserves more money: 28 year old billionaire who made a website or a doctor that cures a child of cancer?
Who are you to decide who "deserves" more money?
If a 28 year old kid came up with an idea that 4 billion people now enoy, then he deserves whatever he made off of it.
Just like the doctor who, if he comes up with a cure for cancer, he deserves whatever he makes off of it.
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Marines vs. Army? Which one and Why?
Semper Fi till I die.
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Do you know anyone who denies being a certain ethnicity when you know what they are?
Michael Jackson
Well, he did anyway.
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When was the last time you did something useful? What did you do?
April 15th. I paid my taxes.
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Are ALL the people in this photo, BIGOTS?
No. They seem to be celebrating the fact that the lousy Japs surrendered.
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Do you find it paculiar that the smartest man alive is strapped to a Wheel Chair?
I would have to guess that you mean Stephen Hawking.
Why would you assume that he's is the smartest man alive? Does he know where I hid my treasure?
No? I guess that makes ME the smartest man alive.
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Okay, how do YOU flirt?
I don't. I'm married.
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Who died too young?
Senator Blutarsky
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Can welfare cut off a single mother with two young children for non-compliance of a request in Ontario?
Absolutely she needs cut off. She wants government assistance but does nothing to help herself.
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If aliens were real, what do you imagine they would look like?
Like this guy.
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ROCK Or POP ?
Heavy Metal is the only way to go.
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Do you think she's pretty? See Photo...
I'd give her about a 5 or maybe a low 6.
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Do you understand President Obama?
Sure. He reads the teleprompter very well.
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What's with all the blatant disrespect in the last 30 years or so? "President Obama should just trot himself out in a lavender suit."
Not only is it your right to criticize your government, it's also your responsibility.
The "homosexual controversy" is not about homosexuals, it's about state's rights and money.
Bush got just as much criticism as this dummy
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The elite Hollywood in crowd just gave Obama a big shin-dig showering him with lots of money. How will this play out on main street? Why?
Those damn 1%ers giving money to the politicans in order to push their agenda! Damn I hate those people!
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A 9 year old boy counter-protested WBC with a sign that says "God Hates No One" Christians do you agree? Non-Christians do you? Why?
Everybody loves everybody else.
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Are you a supporter of what some claim is marriage as described in the Bible?
It's Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve
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Wouldn't it be wonderful news, to learn that snipers had shot/killed the funeral picketers from the Westboro Baptist Church?
Wait! I'm reloading!
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Libs complain about pay and bonuses for executives of companies why not the same for Government employees ?
They don't care about that because the federal worker bonuses are coming from those of us who actually pay taxes.
If they don't like the bonuses that the executives are getting, stop buying their products and/or investing in their companies. Pretty easy solution, actually.
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What does the religious right REALLY WANT...??
Stop forcing me to accept and be tolerant of your heathen beliefs while you openly criticize mine.
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Isn't is illegal to incite riots ?
Ohio Revised Code -
2917.01 - Inciting to Violence
2917.02 - Aggravated Riot
2917.03 - Riot
2917.04 - Failure to Disperse
2917.11 - Disorderly Conduct
2917.13 - Misconduct at an Emergency
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CAN the Supreme Court reverse the 33 states that banned gay marriage? SHOULD they? What will happen if they do?
Marriage is a states rights issue. It should be up to the states and should not involve the federal government.
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Where to go for adventure tour in India during this summer holiday?
How about anywhere but India?
http://www.chinasmack.com/2010/pictures/filthy-india-photos-chinese-netizen-reactions.html
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Which is the most common illness that US people suffer?
Stupidity
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Are soldiers brainwashed and trained to kill anyone the government says is an enemy?
The main idea behind a military is to protect the country and enforce it's foreign policy. That cannot be done without discipline.
Is it brainwashing? No. You cannot have an effective military full of mindless robots. Instead the successful militaries have soldiers capable of thinking on thier feet while within the scope of their orders.
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Teachers at a secondary school will put corrections on a maximum of three spelling mistakes for fear of damaging pupils’ self-esteem, an MP has revealed... What thinks you?
I don't think they need their confidence boosted. They need to learn how to spell. Later on in life, you're not going to get a job because of your confidence, you'll get it by being able to do the job.
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I'm 19 years old. How can I get a ride in a Rolls Royce or something like that?
Get a job. Become successful. Buy your own.
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what is your idea about Iran?
They have issues.
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What is the best exercise to make your belly flat?
Put the fork down.
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I could certainly use another _______.
Beer
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If you could have anything to eat right now, what would it be?
PizzaBurger
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How can I have an estimated IQ of 112 yet have graduated with a 3.94 in Electrical Engineering?
Having a 112 IQ isn't going to necessarily transfer to your GPA. A person with a high IQ should know that.
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Why don't men stand up for women anymore? Especially when a knife is pulled on a woman. Info why I am asking in desc.
Sounds like your male friends are both douchebags and pussies.
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What's one thing for sure that you'd have if you were rich?
A whole bunch of stuff, but take away the money....
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How many times did Kirk threaten to blow up the ship?
Dunno, but it worked.
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Who performs the best version of "Oh, Danny Boy"?
There's an old man that hangs around the neighborhood and sings at the funerals.
Irish funerals are more like a party than a somber occassion.
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What is something that is more difficult than most people think it is?
Life in general.
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50% of straight marriges end up in divorce. Some people think gay marriage will not suffer the same fate. Do you agree?
Its human nature. Being gay has nothing to do with it.
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What is something you've done that you consider a major accomplishment?
Staying alive this long.
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I like my women like__________________________________.
I like my coffee.
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What is something that is okay to pick in public?
Your nose.
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Would you lose even more respect for Obama knowing that given the choice of any beer in the world he chooses a Bud Light?
I never had any respect for him in the first place.
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What are those kids doing out there?
Messing with my lawn for the last time.
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My dad has a constant ringing in his left ear and it's getting him down. Tips to help? The doc says it can't be repaired :-(
It's called tinnitus. There's no real treatment that works for everyone. I've had it since I was involved in an explosion back in 2005 and it sometimes gets so bad that it'll give me a migraine followed inevitably by nosebleeds.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tinnitus#Treatment
http://www.medicinenet.com/tinnitus/article.htm
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_____ Balls?
Schwetty
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Can u get canned for being disorganized at work if u don't have conduct issues?
In your first sentence you state that it's affecting your performance. Absolutely you can get fired for that. You're paid to do a job, which in your case, is to perform a task. If you can't do that then they will find someone who can. Performance is based on results, not how hard you try.
Just taking what you say at face value, if I was the store manager, you'd be out.
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It looks as if Romney is aligning himself with the religious right to get elected. Are there enough of them to cinch it? No more flips?
Why is it that when liberals have religion they are "spiritual" but when conservatives have religion they are "fundamentalists?"
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What do you think of the "on-line enemies list" created by President Obama's operatives?
Guess who's on it
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Is it legal to kill someone that laughs at me for being a virgin?
It's obvious from your responses to everyone else that you're a troll looking to make a name for yourself.
I suggest you get a life before you go looking to get a girl.
Besides, they're not laughing at you because you're a virgin. They're laughing at you because you're an idiot.
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When a Website's terms of use, are in conflict with the law, who reigns supreme ? the terms of use, or the law, if the user complains?
The law trumps terms of use.
You have no Contitutional right of dignity or respect. It's not in there.
How exactly is a website violating your Constitutional rights?
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im 17 right now i will turn 18 in july 3 and im dating an older man he is 48 is that llegal?
Sure it's legal. But you both need to find someone in your own age group.
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Should "Lifer" or "Death Row" inmates have a "suicide pill option," if they desire it?
They do. It's a called a multi-purpose bedsheet.
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Severely Conservative means typical Republican mentality I got mine you go get yours If you vote for me I will give you a tax cut Comments?
It means we won't redistribute wealth and institute socialism
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If you could have personally witnessed one event in history, what would you want to have seen?
The drafting of the US Constitution
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Do you have a 'life motto'?
Never Quit
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Mitt Romney say's he doesn't remember being a bully in school. Should that affect him?
Everybody here has "bullied" someone in thier life.
Everyone.
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For those who said 'anyone but Obama' you got anyone. Romney! Is that the anyone you hoped for or just someone with whom you're stuck?
You go to war with the army you have, not the one you want.
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Do you believe that the cops who beat this 19 year old teen were correct in doing so? See link.
The video that you linked to doesn't show that he didn't punch anyone nor can you see whether or not he was holding any drugs, the camera is too far away.
At 1:28 it looks like to me that he's trying to get away so he gets thrown to the ground.
Seeing the whole video might help instead of just the parts that were edited.
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Do you support sheriff joe arpio of maricopa county az. in what he was hired to do ? or do you think he is on his own agenda
Absolutely I support him and apparently so do the residents of Maricopa County since he keeps getting re-elected. Five times so far.
He is enforcing the laws of Arizona and Maricopa county like he's being paid to do. Those who don't like the conditions of his jail should probably make sure that they're not repeat visitors. Isn't that the point?
He's instituted chain gangs again, standard...
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When a cop tries to pull you over is it legal to instead drive to the local police station rather than be stopped?
No. That's called "Failure to Comply" or "Fleeing and Eluding" and could land you in jail instead of just getting a ticket.
If you're suspicious, call 911 on your cellphone and explain to the dispatcher your concerns. Make sure that you inform the officer that pulled you over also, before your window gets smashed and you're drug out through the window for failing to comply with the lawful...
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I smell ___________ yum ?
bacon
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Where do you go to for courage and inspiration?
To your character.
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Pick a number, any number (See Description)
Cool.
Try...
Take any number.
Multiply by any 3 digit number.
Subtract 2.
Divide by 6.
Add 15.
Multiply by 5.
Divide by 2.
Multiply by 0.
Your answer.... Zero!
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Mila Kunis: HOT Or NOT?
Smokin
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Do you ever take time to look at the moon and stars?
Every night
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A cant stand the rain, because.......
it's too wet to mow my lawn.
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So, how do you feel about the news that (R) MN Michele Bachmann became a Swiss citizen?
So? Her husband is Swiss, which makes her the same. You're point?
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The Walker recall in Wisconsin is the business of Wisconsin citizens. Outside billionaires skew the rights of the citizens. OK with you?
The Immigration bill in Arizona is the business of Arizona citizens. Outside liberals skew the rights of the citizens. OK with you?
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Give me an American citizen I have become tired moscow
What?
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how can i get a hold of the national guard to report that a member has not claimed his daughter since he has been in with the guard
Try Google.
"National Guard"
Look for the state. Click it.
Look for contact numbers.
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Can US courts enforce payment of fines, or only find you guilty & set the fine?
If the judge imposes a fine and you don't pay it, you're in contempt of court. By law, you have to follow the court order.
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Do you want free stuff sent to your house?
Stuff you actually really want, without having to do surveys or offers?
Nothing in life is free. You'll always pay for it somehow.
Try a different marketing strategy.
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Would you Say that Seeing an Obviously Elderly Human Male Coloring their Hair Indicates Vanity (See Below)?
No more so than women who do it.
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Do you believe compromise/cooperation is wishy washy weak or smart and strong? Why?
It is strong, depending on why it's being done.
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Men, Natalia Juárez, 34 a Mexico Congressional candidate poses topless for campaign posters, would that get you to vote for her?
No. And she's not even that good looking.
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What do you know about rocks and minerals?
Some people have them for brains.
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How important is your brain to you?
Seeing as how you can't live without, it seems pretty important.
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If you have a pool, what kind do you have? What do you think of it?
I have an inground pool now and had a above ground before. They're both a pain in the ass.
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Why do we still have big questions even after so many years of research and science?
Because they don't always focus on the important things.
"Termination of Intractable Hiccups with Digital Rectal Massage"
"Pressures Produced When Penguins Pooh -- Calculations on Avian Defaecation"
"The First Case of Homosexual Necrophilia in the Mallard Anas platyrhynchos (Aves: Anatidae)"
"The Effect of Country Music on Suicide"
"Ovulatory Cycle Effects on Tip Earnings by Lap Dancers:...
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Have you come across anyone who looks quite like you?
I ran into this dude yesterday and I thought I was looking in a mirror.
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Thomas___________
Wilson.
http://youtu.be/iwY5o2fsG7Y
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How come women don't ever express their desire and appeal in men like men do vice versa?
Because women expect us men to be mind readers.
WHY MEN CAN'T WIN
If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.
If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.
If you get a promotion ahead of her,...
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Headlines in our local paper..."Voters in Europe rebuke austerity"! How do you do that when your country is on the verge of bankruptcy?
Do what France's new President wants to do. Tax the wealthy up to 75% of their income and INCREASE government spending.
Nothing like crushing the incentive to achieve and doing more of what put you in your mess in the first place.
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If you like vampire movies/ tv series you should watch________?
let's see....
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What are good jobs for intellectual people?
Whatever makes them happy.
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Did you know the US military has 158 F-22 Raptors, the most expensive fighter jet on earth, and none have ever been used in combat ?
Actually, the USAF stopped ordering the F-22s in 2009 seeing as how they plan on replacing them with the F-35.
Within the last month, the US deployed F-22s to the UAE, within striking distance of Iran.
The maintenance time is actually 10.5hours for every hour of flight time, well under the 12.0 that the Pentagon required.
The majority of the maintenance is due to the radar absorbing skin,...
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Sofia Vergara HOT or NOT?
Is the Pope Catholic?
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It seems there are Blue- and also White- Dress-uniforms for officers in the NAVY. When is either worn ?
For Marines, the dress blues are for formal occassions and are optional to purchase. One Marine is issued his blues upon graduation and the rest are given the option to purchase them. The white garrison cover is worn when outdoors.
Marine Dress Blue Alpha - blues with medals
Dress Blue Bravo - blues with ribbons
Dress Blue Charlie - blue trousers with long sleeve khaki shirt w/ ribbons
Dress...
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When was the last time you saw your father ?
About 15 minutes ago. We work together.
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True or false: You will PROBABLY vote Obama for a 2nd term in the next presidential election?
False. I'd vote for almost anyone over him.
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How much time do you spend on Facebook/Twitter?
None on either.
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Should Chinese and Spanish be part of the curriculum in high school?
No. English language should be mandatory in every school.
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How do you feel, or respond to gossip about you that isn't true? Do you let it go or comfront the liar?
I couldn't care less about what anyone says about me.
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Do you think government programs like welfare, food stamps, etc
There is no incentive to get off of those programs since the government (the taxpyers) just keeps giving it out.
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I'm a Native American stuck inside an Englishman's body. Are you somebody different on the inside than on the outside?
Yes.
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How to make your parents think you need diapers and buy you some? I wet the bed and she thinks i need to see a doctor. (faked) i am 14 btw..
Grow up.
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Is Jackson hole a beautiful place? Ive never been?
Jackson Hole is beautiful, anytime of the year.
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If someone declared the bible was a fraud, but then admitted they never read it, nor do they ever plan to, what would you think of that?
So what? I can say the God is a fraud, even though I never met him, like most people, nor do I plan to. Does that make me wrong?
Religion, all religions, are about faith, not facts.
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NRA backs federal legislation to eliminate all state/local control over concealed carry regulations. Do you support this law?
Sorry, but the States are already infringing on the US Constitution.
"...the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed."
"...would not create a federal licensing system but merely require states to honor one another's carry permits.
People who are unable to get a permit in their home state would not be able to carry a concealed weapon in their home state by getting a...
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If You won the Lottery, what store would you shop at most?
The gun store
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What's One Thing That Mom Used To Say?
Quit playing with the sweeper!
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Given that everything bad during Obama's régime is the fault of GWB, does it follow that taking out OBL was a GWB achievement?
I credit Obama for keeping the apparatus in place that Bush put there to get him (American Special Forces units) and the tools that they used to track and locate him. Although he did hang it all on Admiral McRaven (in case it went bad).
Obama is definately not a "the buck stops here" kinda President.
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What a difference a _____________ makes ?
couple of inches
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If there is only one true religion why do so many people of different faiths have such strong testimonies that what they believe is true?
What makes you think there is only one true religion?
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i want to know the name of this song the only lyrics i know are come home sweet dreams tonight its an old 80's 0r 90's song
The lyrics are actually...
I'll give you black sensations up and down your spine
If you're into evil, you're a friend of mine
Hells Bells - AC/DC
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What should you NOT do to a police officer i.e. mace him?
Not listening to his commands is never advisable.
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What do you keep in your closet(s)?
The rotting carcasses of people I don't like.
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Romney should ask Palin to be his VP. He thinks Russia is our biggest problem/she can see Russia from Alaska! What a perfect pair! PBJ?
Other people, besides Palin, can actually see Russia from Alaska.
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OK Supreme Court unanimously struck down state's "Personhood Amendment" saying it was clearly unconstitutional. What do you think?
While I'm not really a fan of their initiative, I don't really agree with the Court stiking down a proposed Constitutional Amendment by saying it's unConstitutional. I guess we'll see if it goes farther.
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Current and former SEAL's criticize Obama over ad. Should the President apologize and take the ad down ?
‘We should celebrate the fact that they did such a great job. It's one thing to have an NBC special from the Situation Room... all that to me is perfectly legitimate, but to turn it into a campaign ad is one of the most despicable things you can do.’
- Arianna Huffington
I agree with her 100%. The same thing that the article says the SeALs are saying.
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Where can I find the opening to the Wonderwoman 1970's show? I only want nice people to answer.
I'm nice.
And I have no idea.
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Once the inmates take over the asylum is there any going back? When do grownups regain control and put the inmates back in their places?
Hopefully Obama will loose his re-election and the grown ups will be back in charge.
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is there something wrong with me? i am always craving a dick
Here's one.
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HOW OLD MUST A CITIZEN BE TO VOTE IN THE U.S
http://www.usconstitution.net/const.html
See Amendment #26.
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Are your AB answers pos/neg/both? Does positive enhance,negative diminish or does what you say not reflect who you are? What does?
They're both, depending on the question. And, they reflect what I feel about the topic in question.
Sometimes I just post answers to be an asshole and they have no relevance to anything.
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What do you NEVER want notoriety for? Why?
I have no problem being anonymous to the public eye.
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Do you love me??
Not any more
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If you never had to work another day in your life, what would you do with all the free time?
Work outside around my house. And when I was all done, I'd build another house and work around that one.
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Would you ever marry a distant cousin?
We marry our cousins down here on the farm.
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If a cop pulled you over and said to you " Do you know why i'm stopping you?" what will you say?
"You mean that you don't?"
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Would you care to play Monopoly with us?
As long as I get to be the car. If I can't be the car, I don't want to play.
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Right wingers want Obama to run on his record. How's this? Bin Laden is dead, and GM is alive!
You're using Government Motors as a good thing???
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my baby fetus came out wat to do go in d hospital
What?
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What was the coolest explosion you've ever seen?
During the Battle for Haditha. We had some really nice explosions during the assault.
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R the Village People rock gods
Only for the Navy Boys
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What's your favorite song that's about "fire" or "heat?"
Fire Woman
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Is it normal for an 8-year-old boy to have spontaneous erections?
Yep. I still do and I'm over 40. Although they are occurring less and less frequently.
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Do you take long or short showers?
Short ones. Not alot of room in there.
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A few members keep asking about suicide. Do you think they really did it, since we never hear from them again?
They're just saying that crap for attention.
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Will you give me something easy?
Your mother.
(couldn't resist)
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What do you think MITT ROMNEY will do after November 6, 2012, when President Obama is re-elected?
Will Obama blame Bush when he isn't re-elected?
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Someone on TV just said 'the job no one wants and no one can refuse' referring to VP. Why? Isn't that one avenue to being Prez?
Many people refuse being the VP.
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Can you think of one thing the big name corporations have convinced us we need?
They didn't convince us of anything. People convince themselves that they need it, but blame the evil corporations anyway.
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I live close to Concord Mass,historical small town. The town council has voted to ban bottled water.
I would say that it is not.
Either way, just buy it by the can.
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If my wife is cheating do I stay or kick her butt to the curb
The trust and faith is gone and will never come back.
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Behner says the war on women was created by Dems. No matter how much he wishes it were true saying so doesn't make it so. Does he know?
No matter how much you say it's true, it doesn't make it so. Nice try, Rosie. You guys have been trying to push this war on women thing since Fluke said she was having so much sex she couldn't afford to buy rubbers.
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how do I no my wife cheating
Whenever there is any doubt, then there should be no doubt.
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Some people should not be allowed to ___?
reproduce.
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You just dared me to stuff one of your socks from your bedroom into my mouth. I did it, but why is it so...wet?!
You grabbed my happy sock you sick bastard.
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I prefer a president with a sense of humor. Do you too or do you prefer one who is saturnine, serious and somber? Why?
I too enjoy the ones who can have a good time.
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Do you feel it's true that the reason political candidates suck is because donors want fools in office that they can control?
Candidates suck because they're afraid to express their own opinions, instead always telling people what they want to hear.
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What can you tell me about the rainforest?
You'll find Arnold, Apollo Creed and the Body with 'Old Painless' hiding out there.
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Can you laugh or cry on cue?
I can cry when I get kicked in the balls.
I can laugh when someone other than me gets kicked in the balls.
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Where should you not go swimming?
In my toilet, because I don't pee in your pool
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What do you do furiously? Why?
Masturbate.
Gotta finish before the wife gets home and catches me.
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What do you read slowly and carefully?
My life insurance policy.
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Restaurant sign states "Bring in your church bulletin on Sunday and get 10% off your meal". Thoughts?
Looks like they're trying to grab the Sunday church crowd. Good marketing idea.
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When was the last time you felt strong wind?
After I had Taco Bell
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Do you like thinking in "win-win" terms?
Why would you want to think in any other terms?
Think "lose-lose" will only make you a loser.
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We "know" that our lives have meaning - but exactly what is it?
This might be your purpose.
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We "know" that our lives have meaning - but exactly what is it?
It's different for every person. Some want posessions and some don't care about that.
Raising my daughter to be the best she can be. That's my life's meaning.
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internet users made a big deal about the SOPA bill. But why are they not making as big of a deal about the CISPA bill, SOPA's revenge?
Many internet providers are getting on the CISPA bandwagon because it allows the government to share threats with the private sector but expressly states that they don't have to reciprocate to the government.
There's good points and bad points about it, but it's getting bi-partisan support even though Obama said he was going to veto it in order to push his bill, which has yet to receive one...
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What are your views on random student locker searches without permission?
Suck it up and open the lock or we'll cut if off! This is your school locker, not your bedroom dresser.
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At what age are you too old to be eating breakfast cereal?
I had a bowl of Trix with my daughter this morning.
You're never too old for a bowl of Trix.
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Can you outrun Rush Limbaugh to the buffett table?
It doesn't matter. Michael Moore already ate everything. But don't worry, he'll be making a movie about it pretty soon.
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If you had to join any of the military branches what would you join and why?
This is me.
One of The Few. The Proud.
You join the Navy to travel.
You join the Air Force for training.
You join the Army for adventure.
You become a Marine to go to war.
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Is Barack Obama registered as a union lobbyist?
How dare you question that Annointed One??? He is the President and is beyond reproach.
Just for asking that, I deem you a racist prick and delcare all your logic and facts as irrelevant.
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Wow I feel really sorry for Obama, he must feel like a real sap - agree?
Nope. He has no problem whining about the economy while he shuttles his family around on vacations on the public dime and campaigns to keep his job, on the public dime.
Remember, socialism is for the people, not the socialist. All of you little people should sacrifice more. Put more air in your tires. Somone needs to pay for all that jet fuel.
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Assuming there are no teleprompters,notes,etc... whom do you think will think better on his feet...Obama or Romney? Why do you think so?
Obama is lost without his teleprompter.
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It's okey dokey to criticize Mrs. Obama in every way but criticize a GOP wife and there's he** to pay! Are the wealthy sacrosanct,holy?
What??? Since when can anyone criticize any of the Obamas without being called a racist?
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Why would anyone want to join the US military ?
God forbid anyone be critical of Obama.
I feel bad for the Sgt and encourage him to contine fighting his discharge.
Semper Fi, Marines.
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What if you saw Jesus and Buddah having an epic lightsaber duel on your roof?
I'd quit smoking that shit.
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If Obama vetoed CISPA, would you be more likely to vote for him ? If he signed it into law would you be less likely to vote for him ?
I wouldn't vote for him if he was the only person running and he handed me the winning Powerball ticket.
CISPA has positive points and negative ones. The PRECISE Act is a better choice, I think.
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What would not be a good excuse to be late to work?
"I was at your house and your wife was taking longer than usual taking care of my morning wood."
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If you were to wave the flag of you home country, what flag would it be?
I have only three flags that will ever fly at my house.
The American Flag
The Marine Corps Flag
The POW/MIA flag
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Should I be concerned that my wife has started wearing thigh high boots and mini skirts out in public?
If you're concerned about her two-timing you, then you need to pay extra attention to where she is spending her time.
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Remember when tv was better to watch before the reality tv shows started, who agrees?
You have my vote. I hate that reality BS.
People's lives aren't f*cked up enough that they have to watch someone else's f*cked up life on TV?
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What (or who) deserves more respect than it usually gets?
Your elders.
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Do you think race relations in this country have gone backwards recently?
It goes both ways.
http://www.rense.com/general70/ana.htm
http://www.inmalafide.com/blog/2011/07/18/anti-white-hate-crimes-and-media-censorship/
http://www.theblaze.com/stories/parents-of-murdered-british-students-criticize-president-obamas-silence/
http://newsone.com/2001628/black-baltimore-men-caught-on-tape-beating-white-man-worldstarhiphop/
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Were you a good "F" student?
I was a good F'n student.
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Mitt Romney; King Of Hypocrites?
No. Obama is.
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A crazy person is approaching you. What tipped you off that the're crazy?
"I know you ain't comin to talk to me, you sonofabitch."
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What was your first job like?(did you hate it, love it, or no comment or what)
Loved it. I was 13, she was 15. We were on the bus for a school field trip. I was sitting in the back seat, you know that big one in the back by the toilet? Anyway, she came back and sat next to me and one thing led to another...
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You look at yourself in the mirror and say ______
I'm awesome.
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What are you happy you have the ability to do? Why?
Walk. I came pretty close to loosing that a couple of times.
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Is this website legitimate www.homesforheroes.com?
http://www.govtrack.us/congress/bills/111/hr403
http://www.veteranstoday.com/2009/08/05/homes-for-heroes-reg-affiliates-help-heroes-get-affordable-housing/
http://www.soldbydonna.com/homes-for-heroes.asp
I haven't found anything negative about them, but I'm always suspicious of veteran funds that I don't all out confirm, first.
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If you woke up to find you were the only person on Earth, what would you do?
Call in sick to work
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If you were offered another jib that you liked better than the one you have now, but at lower pay, would you take it?
I don't own a boat, so I couldn't say.
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Why'd the lib media leave out that 1 of Trayvon's 3 suspensions was for possessing 12 pieces of women's jewelry and a burglary tool?
They left it out because it wouldn't advance their cause (and their pocketbooks). They like to bring up every bad thing that Zimmerman did in his whole life, but leave out the innocent black victims history.
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Everbody_______________.
likes my posts.
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What do you view as a good idea?
The Pooper Scooper. That was a really good idea.
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If you're given a choice for a cellmate in prison who would it be?
Kelly Brook. I don't care if she's a liberal, socialist, tree-hugging, pacifist, Satan-worshipper.
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Another controversial "self-defence" shooting, this time in Arizona. Has the case of Daniel Adkins received adequate media coverage?
Of course not. The black guy was the "victim" in the Martin case.
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Why do the police hunt down murderers of their own so relentlessly? More so than non police. What makes the police so special?
The police are special. They put thier lives in jeopardy to make yours easier.
If you don't pursue and punish those who protect the rest us, where does that leave the rest of us?
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Is everybody with me?
It depends on where you are.
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my brother received the flag on dad casket,my brother has died who get the flag, me as the next oldest of dads children or my brothers son.
If your brother was presented the flag from your father's funeral, then it will stay with his family once your brother has died. If your family wants to work our something different, so be it.
Once they present the flag at the funeral, they are done with it and they don't concern themselves as to what happens to it afterwards.
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Why do we get mad at trained killers posing with their dead enemies?
I don't. I peronsally have no problem with it. What I have a problem with is the media blowing this all out of proportion.
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Anyone out there think the G.I. Bill was welfare and not well-deserved? Why?
The GI Bill is partial payment for services rendered. You only have to sit on your ass to get welfare.
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Christians...Do you believe that you must belong to a church/building for salvation...
No. My religion is between me and God. There's no reason for the middleman.
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How old are you?
Over 40, under 45.
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Can you show us your bra?
....
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To all ABrs with over 1000 pts - Should we all give 25 pts to all ABrs w/less than 1000 pts or should they earn them? U’r thoughts?
Does anyone still care about points?
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What white thing do you like the most?
The pearl necklace
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What white thing do you like the most?
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Whether you are a righty or a southpaw, what can you do equally well with either hand?
I can flip multiple birds.
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If IQ points describe normal, gifted and genius. What points describe moron, imbecile and idiot?
Liberal
Democrat
Progressive
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What is something that you like that is rectangular?
My pile of cash.
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What is one fun thing without taking your clothes off?
Watching others take their clothes off.
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Do you wash your own clothes?
Absolutely. Why would I want to wash anyone else's?
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Is it weird to be different than everybody else?
You different from everybody else. We're all unique.
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What is Jesus' full name?
Jesus Quintana
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My name and my father's name are on the house note and my husband's is not - can I ask him to leave while in process of separation?
No. If you're still married, it's joint property.
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When was the last time you used spray paint?
Yesterday. Marked out on the ground where the mulch beds are going to be.
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Men, do we all spit in the toilet before weeing?
I'm not sure what you guys do, but I do.
For some reason it seems to aggravate my wife when she sees me do that. Not sure why since my taking a leak doesn't involve her.
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Who is the best comedian ever?
How about Jerome Horwitz?
(Better know as Curly Howard.)
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If you murder someone and they're declared dead and later are revived with electric shock are you still a murderer?
No. In as the law is concerned, death means you're not revived.
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What do you do if there is a bigfoot outside your tent?
Take a look to see who the foot is attached to.
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On a scale of 1 to 10, how honest are you with yourself?
I have to be honest with myself. My head can't keep a secret from the rest of my body.
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Do you like The Simpsons or Family Guy better?
Family Guy rules.
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Is it morally OK to wear fur?
Absolutely.
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You walk into McDonald's and you order __________________ .
Whopper with cheese.
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In the Cases of Death Penalties, the person who Pulls the switch, injects the needle, Lowers the level, etc. Are they committing murder?
According to the law? No. They are specifically exempted. The morality of it is open to debate.
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After seeing the picture shown in the video on this article, do you still believe George Zimmerman lied about his injuries? See link below.
No. I didn't think he was lying about them from the beginning. The police had stated that he was treated on scene.
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What is something that you like that is round?
Boobs
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What tends to go through your mind when you run?
"If they catch me I'm going to prison."
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Do you feel like a winner?
Always
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Who is the best comedian ever?
Bill Burr
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nns0_RR1ct8
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Would you risk your own life to save your pet? Do you think your pet would return the favor?
Absolutely I would. And I have every confidence that he would to.
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I jog and my feet develop blisters. I am used to this but is there a way they can be avoided?
Quit jogging. Try being a couch potato. They don't get blisters.
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Do Monkey's drink beer
It depends on what's on tap.
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Why do some people resent others who have worked and made a decent living?
Because many don't want to work hard to become successful. Hard work? Screw that. They want the easy way.
We're all guaranteed equal opportunity here, not equal results.
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Do you mind if I sit here while you_________________?
masturbate? Seems kinda kinky.
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Which creature causes the most deaths annually,world wide ?
Mosquitoes
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The American Way to Certain Wealth...on the backs of others! How many have 'earned' their wealth in that way? At the expense of others?
How about Michael Moore? Did he earn his millions on the backs of others? How about Oprah? How many people did she destroy on her way up the ladder?
Sara Blakley?
Leonardo Del Vecchio?
Roman Abramovich?
Micky Jagtiani?
Steve Jobs?
Li Ka-shing?
Guy Lalibert?
All these people who started with nothing. Did they make their billions on the backs of others, but left everyone else in the poor...
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Behold the power of ___________.
the finger.
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What do you hope never happens? Why?
Loose my daughter
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Romney doesn't apologize for being rich. He was born to the 'right' folks. Not his fault. It is neither to his credit nor debit, right?
Funny how the lefties criticize the right who are rich, but no one seems to criticize the lefty Hollywood actors who are rich.
Do you have a problem with JayZ's kid being rich? How about Brad Pitt's? Are they evil if they inherit their parent's wealth?
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If you had to choose the 3 worst movies you've ever seen what would they be? Number 1 being the worst and 3 being still very bad but not the absolute worst.
#1 - Any movie made by Michael Moore
#2 - Any thing with "Fast & Furious" in the title
#3 - Battlefield Earth
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What was the last movie you saw? Loved it or hated it?
WarHorse.
It was terrible. How the hell did this one come up for Best Picture?
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Should schools be required to a teach tolerance as a measure to help reduce bullying?
No. We should stop teaching our kids to be pansies.
Why is it that bullying is such a problem now but wasn't when I was growing up?
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Can you tell us about that near death experience of yours?
Iraq 2005.
The Humvee I was riding in was blown up 3 seperate times.
In May we hit a double stack of Italian VS 2 mines.
Late June we hit 2 South African 155mm artillery shells that were wired together.
In August we hit an IED which was a propane cylinder filled with PETN.
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What is something that you don't take as seriously as you used to?
Life in general.
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How many AB GOP members like Mitt Romney?
I like him only because he has the best chance at beating Obama.
If there were some others in the field, I'd be going for them.
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What can a guy do to make himself last longer during sex?
I have this memorized. Takes you mind off of things.
Abbott: Well, let's see, we have on the bags, Who's on first, What's on second, I Don't Know is on third...
Costello: That's what I want to find out.
Abbott: I say Who's on first, What's on second, I Don't Know's on third.
Costello: Are you the manager?
Abbott: Yes.
Costello: You gonna be the coach too?
Abbott: Yes.
Costello: And you don't...
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True or False: An unattractive woman is worthless?
Depends on how much money she has.
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How late do you think children should be allowed to stay out on a non-school night?
A 5 year old? 8pm
A 12 year old? 9pm
A 17 year old? 12am
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I don't care too much for __________________
you.
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what will you do if you were left on an island witha million dollars?
Since you didn't specifiy anything else...
I'd walk over to the hotel, check in and call the concierge to have him send up some hookers and booze.
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You suffer from _______phobia
novercaphobia
hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia
phobophobia
chorophobia
menophobia
proctophobia
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Would you spank your kid if he received a bad grade in school? What grade would you consider bad enough for a spanking?
For bad grades? No. That requires a different punishment.
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Do you remember the soap product "Zest"?
Yep.
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What do you think when certain people say that women shouldn't curse?
Opinions are like assholes...
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Okay, how about this guy: is he an attractive fellow?
You sure that's a dude?
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Ok length for skirts:
I can't think of one time where it would be too short.
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Men: Cleavage in public:
It's always good.
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Why I never get hire at a job or an interview? I been applying for years.and still nothing?
The common denominator at all your jobs interviews? You.
You need to reasses the jobs your applying for. Are you skills and education commesurate with what they're looking for? Do you stand out from the other applicants? Are you qualified? How do you present yourself?
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Why is there still so much racism in the world? I just read comments on another site where several different people made the following
Human nature, buddy. Get used to it.
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What is the politically correct way to describe a homemaker who has never worked a day in his or her life?
A homemaker who has never worked a day in his or her life.
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An AB member told me about the brutal murder of a young girl in Illinois. Why is the Trayvon Martin murder being covered and not hers?
Because Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton aren't in Illinois.
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Who decides which brutal murders are newsworthy and deserve media attention and which aren't? Who is the decider here and why?
The media does. That's why everyone knows who Trayvon Martin is and no one has heard of Christopher Newsom and Channon Christian.
Black on black crime is not newsworthy. Neither is black on white. But, white on black, white on Jew, white on Asian, white on hispanic. Those are all newsworthy.
Are you sensing the pattern?
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Can the son of a serial killer became a cop in LAPD in 1950?
Yes. There's nothing that would prohibit that.
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When brute force is required, should cops be trained to disable, rather than kill?
Ridiculous.
You'll find that at least 80% of police shootings are within the distance of "contact to 15ft." Many of those will be within 3 feet. That's why we're taught hip shooting.
Also, try shooting at a 3" target, that's moving, while you're moving and under stress. Not that easy. Especially since most departments train their officers only at the minimum levels required by the state,...
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What should you do if a police offers orders you to freeze in the middle of a heatwave?
Quit moving or die.
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Is it OK to play the "race card" if you could?
I wouldn't even if I could.
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What is the percentage of those shot by the police for reaching for something that really was a gun?
That will take alot of looking into.
Try the Department of Justice and the FBI.
You'd probably have to look at each case individually to see the circumstances surrounding the officer involved shootings.
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How many people could you kill?
Depends. As many as necessary.
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The stand your ground law (lethal force with no duty to retreat in any location). Is there too much gray area ?
Nope. Maybe the bad guys won't be so anxious to pick on the weak now.
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Why is it that for all the media coverage of Anders Breivik's trial, no one has mentioned that his victims were Norwegians, not Muslims?
We don't know what the victim's religions were. Norwegian is an indication that they were citizens of Norway. Muslim is their religion.
Muslims were only one group that he had problems with. He also had problems with feminists, Marxists, liberals, and all non-Christians, among others.
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A GSA official took the 5th six times. One question asked him to verify his title. He took the 5th on that too. Anyone know what's up?
Even the head of the GSA admitted to knowing what was going on, but instead of fixing the damn problem, only says "I might have to resign." What a waste.
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Congress refused to tango with Obama. Are they anxious to tango with Romney? Will it be a bright light delight to watch them dance?
Congress won't tango with him because they know is plans are shit. That's why NOBODY voted for his budget. Including all the democrats.
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Someone's lying. Prez sez he is drilling more than ever before and the 'opposition' says not drilling enough/at all. Who lies bigtime?
He's only giving you half truths.
It's true we're drilling in 75% of available areas. The problem is that he's reduced the areas that are available for drilling.
Put it this way. There are 100 areas for us to drill in. He says we're only allowed to drill in 10 of them. So, settting up rigs in 7 of them equals his 75%.
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Let me have the list of Hezbollah terrorists in The Asia Minor?
Planning on enlisting, are we?
DoHS has been notified.
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Complete this sentence: Don't ever let anyone ___________ your ___________.
kick your ass
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Why do girl feel intimidated by my shorts i wear? see my pic, and katie dont reply
That looks really stupid with those cords hanging down. It looks like you knitted themselves but didn't know how to finish them off.
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Should schools have the right to suspend students for not meeting uniform standards?
Yes. Conform to the regulations or go somewhere else.
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If I married a women in the armed forces, would I get a check in the mail every month...in the same way the spouse of a male soldier would?
Military pay in direct deposited into an account the servicemember dictates, regardless of sex.
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My boyfriend leaves for marine bootcamp in oct. How often will i get to see him during his time in the marines?
It depends on what he'll be doing and what his duty station is. Without knowing that, there's no way to tell you.
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Defense contractor Lockheed Martin's CEO made $25.3 million last year. How much do families of wounded and killed soldiers get annually ?
Money paid to wounded soldiers also comes from US taxpayers. So does any money paid to those KIA'd.
As far as I know, no current soldiers are head of a multi-national corporation that builds satellites, airplanes, computers and defense equipment. If they were, they'd probably be paid alot of money too.
I know you're trying to prove a point, but you're comparing apples to locomotives, not...
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Officially, how is a war ended that was never formally declared? There have
been two political actions(at least) begun in the Persian Gulf.
It depends on the circumstances. Take Korea for example. Technically, we're still in a state of war with North Korea. There is only a signed armistice, no peace treaty.
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Are modern day Republicans out of touch with the American People?
I'm an American Person and a Republican. Am I out of touch with myself?
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Will you check this out ? http://www.snopes.com/politics/soapbox/overwhelm.asp
And?
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Those who are born to wealth have no clue what's it's like to have financial worries. Not their fault. They don't know any better, right?
Just because you're born with money, doesn't that you don't have financial worries. One of your worries is how to keep your wealth when the Annointed One is trying to take it and give it to someone else.
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What is something unusual that can be found in your kitchen cupboards or your refrigerator?
That half eaten body.
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Who is at fault?
Car A is driving in a parking lot,and reverses back. Car B drives forward out of the car spot and hits car A.
Both with share fault.
Both failed to yield. You are required to yeild when backing up and you're also required to yield when pulling out of a parking spot.
But, depending on which state you're talking about, many traffic laws don't apply on private property.
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Can you name something you should NOT keep to yourself?
Herpes
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If you kicked your college-aged child out of the house because of irresponsibility, would you grieve if your child die?
I would hope that you would grieve either way you heartless bastard.
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Any interesting pictures to show us?
Here's one
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What do you think of Alex Jones?
The one that lives next door to me? How do you know Alex? I've never seen you at any of his BBQs.
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Can Democracy overcome Capitolism?
A true demcratic government can not work. Once you get a 51% majority, all bets are off. Soon you'll have the 49% at the mercy of the 51% and that will roll into anarchy.
Democracy and capitalism must go hand in hand for our country to work.
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If North Korea went to war, wouldn't most of its soldiers defect?
No. They have no idea how screwed up they are up there because they don't know any better. Indoctrination starts from the moment they are born.
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How many women politicians have been embroiled in sex scandals? How many men? Do men have less honor or less control of their bodyparts?
That's a wide blanket you're throwing out, Rosie.
Sex scandals involved politicans are newsworthy for you people who like reading about that crap. Since most politicans are men.....
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Some folks say "anybody but Obama"! Does that include the Devil? How would God like your preferring the Devil over one of his children?
Religion is not allowed in the Democratic party, Rosie. You should know that. You guys like keeping religion out of government.
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Only eunuchs should run for public office. Think of all the sex scandals that would disappear? One less thing to worry about, right?
Maybe we should steralize female teachers so we won't have to worry about them getting pregnant by their HS students. Maybe give them testosterone injections too for good measure. Then we'll have one less thing to worry about.
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Where’s the outcry when the crimes are against whites?
Admitting the blacks are sometimes wrong is not on Sharpton's or Jesse Jackson's agenda. Just as that fact that more blacks are killed by blacks than blacks killed by whites won't help them either.
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Which of the wars of the 20th century had the most brutal conditions for the common soldier?
The conditions are always brutal for the common soldier.
"It's a soldiers lot to suffer." One of the realties of life in the military. One that you learn to accept.
Interesting article about it.
http://www.aacc.net/2011/05/17/our-warriors-today-and-%E2%80%9Ccombat-trauma%E2%80%9D/
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What one thing NOT to say to Obama?
The teleprompter is broke.
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What was the last thing you copied and pasted?
This photo
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Applications For Jobless Aid Reaches 2-Month High. Is This Obama's Fault?
It's not the Annointed One's fault. We're still in the "Blame Bush" mode.
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Why don't black people tip?
Everybody will call you racist, but we know it's true.
"Research indicates that African Americans, on average, leave smaller tips for servers than whites do and that they're more likely to leave nothing."
Race Differences in Tipping: Questions and Answers for the Restaurant Industry - Cornell University
"It's a problem the industry knows about," says Lynn, who is white. "But the big players...
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Is Dave Chapelle the funniest stand up comedian ever?
Bill Burr is the King
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nns0_RR1ct8
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If someone you hate is allergic to nuts and you offer them a bite of your Stuckey's Pecan Log and they know it's nuts is it murder?
It could be. The State would have to prove intent or deliberate indifference.
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USSC decided that a strip-search on an arrest for an unpaid fine is reasonable; What would be an example of an unreasonable search?
Its not the idea of strip searching someone for an unpaid fine. The idea behind the ruling is that jails have an obvious interest in keeping contraband/weapons out.
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You have the power to Demand one thing from your Country's Government. It must comply. What one thing is that and why?
Run it like a business. Stop dipping in the public trough everytime they go over budget (which is every time). That means streamlining operations, clearing out all the bureaucratic bullshit, enforcing the policies that are already in place (including the Constitution), and eliminating waste.
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Best Movie Insult of ALL TIME: "________________"
“Benjamin is nobody’s friend. If Benjamin were an ice cream flavour, he’d be pralines and dick.”
-Wayne's World
"Shut that cunt’s mouth or I’ll come over there and fuckstart her head!”
- The Way of the Gun (awsome flick!)
"I don't like your jerkoff name, I don't like your jerkoff face, I don't like your jerkoff behavior, and I don't like you.... jerkoff."
- The Big Lebowski
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True or false ? If the 19th amendment were repealed today, Mitt Romney would be a shoe in for the next presidential election.
I don't think it would be relevant.
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Would you sit next to a woman with
Large boob implants on a long flight? Why/why not?
If the plane makes a water landing, they may be used as a flotation device.
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how do i know if i'm ugly or not?
I don't know about your looks, but you seem to have a self-confidence issue.
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do u own a gun ?
A bunch
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Who do you think has the worst profession? Why?
Human Target
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What's the best golf course near Tehran, Iran?
The Old Course. St Andrews, Scotland.
There's no good courses closer than that one.
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Why do some people on here ask a question insult the readers and at the end say I only want nice people to answer this question?
Because they're dicks.
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Just heard a TV analyst refer to George W. Bush as a Statesman. Do you agree/disagree with that assessment? Why?
He was much more of Statesman than the Annointed One is.
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Santorum out, Milt Romney in? Santorum, VP?
His name is actually spelled M-I-T-T. No L's.
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What would you like to see happen to everyone who has more stuff than you?
How about, let them keep their own shit that they worked for.
Sounds like someone is envious of someone else's accomplishments.
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If Jesus showed you a briefcase full of buttons and told you one of the buttons would give all rich people heart attacks, would you push?
Why would you want to give anyone a heart attack?
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Here in America we used to look out for one another. Do we still? Should we? Why?
America is the most charitable nation in the world. The problem with many is that they have become dependent on one another. We have become a society full of entitlements and a "gimme" mentality.
Everyone has long forgot JFK's words, "Ask not what your country can do for you..."
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Should it be legal to break into someone's home and live there, as long as you make yourself useful?
It works for the illegal immigrants, doesn't it?
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Where do they sell gloves?
Seriously?
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How much heavier is a gun when loaded with bullets? Ever weigh one? Does carrying a loaded gun cause you to walk lopsided from the weight?
Depends on what you're carrying. A .32pistol, loaded won't be too difficult. But try humping around a loaded M-2, and you'll have some problems.
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What would you not want to see while in an airplane up in the sky?
Rosie O'Donnell sitting next to me.
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If I say good morning, you say?!
How you do know what kind of goddam day it is?
http://youtu.be/QZBbQm1avEY
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One of the Zenon Paradoxes.
A person approaches a wall 1 meter far. But each step is half the former one.
Will he ever arrive to the wall?
Mathmatically, no, he'll never reach the wall. He'll just keep taking infinitesimally smaller steps.
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Can you do me a favor please and start being serious?
Why?
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In English grammar does one always have to use TO after GOING, like going to?
Goin' Crazy
http://youtu.be/35JYMFfEKf4
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Would you rather be a knight, a samurai, or a ninja?
....
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I eat ___________ for breakfast.
lead
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What is the one thing that you wish was free?
Twinkies. Food of the Gods. And they have a long shelf life.
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How well can you defend yourself
Positive Mental Attitude
I'm unstoppable.
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Would you prefer lots of teen mothers or for teens to wear condoms?
Neither. I'd prefer for people (teens or otherwise) to take responsibility for their own actions and accept the consequences of their own decisions. That's the root of the problem.
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Is your tongue an organ?
Yes and no.
It is a muscular hydrostat, meaning that it's comprised of muscles.
It is an organ because it is used primarily for taste due to the taste buds.
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Are The Supremes a justifiable expense or should we eliminate for budget purposes? What does it cost per year and what has it done for us?
Being as how the SCOTUS is the ONLY court specifically prescribed in the Constitution, that's not going to happen.
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Why are guys so protective of their younger or older sisters, as opposed to their brothers?
The brother can take care of himself. Sometimes the girls need to be watched over.
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If somebody had a billion dollars in a non interest bearing account with no income for the year, would they owe taxes?
No. There is no income.
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Is there any video of flight 93 being shot down over Shanksville PA?
No. That's because it wasn't shot down.
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Why have the "Court Papers and Other Documents" been removed from sept11tortlitigation.com?
Because they don't need them up there any more.
Or it's just a big conspiracy to keep you from the truth.
Or maybe they just fired their IT guy.
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Did the bible predict Al Gore's invention of the internet?
No, but it predicted his invention of global warming.
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Why do you never do what I tell you? Don't you think there's a shining good reason why I'm your superior?
If your charges are not following your orders then that means you're a poor leader.
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Why do men in uniform think they're Hitler?
How are you coming up with this one? Explain.
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Why is no officer above the rank of Sergeant permitted to go into combat with pierced nipples?
"officer above the rank of Sergeant" ?
Sergeant is enlisted. All officers and anyone about E-5 is above a sergeant.
You're allowed to have them pierced, you just can have any piercings in them in uniform.
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If my right eye is twitching, is it a sign of good luck?
Your eyelid twitching is a sign of stress.
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Whats your favorite type of bottled water?
The canned type.
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What do you feel when you look at this picture? (in decsription)
"Are you all together or is this separate checks?"
"Jesus!"
"Yes?"
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I was asked by a photographer to be a model in their photoshoot, what should I wear??
Just a pearl necklace.
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What do you think of President Obama's children?
I don't.
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What types of people have no lives?
....
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is barack obama half white?
Only when it's convenient.
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Why does one judge have a monopoly on all 9/11 litigation?
Wow.
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How do you know whether or not God exists?
You don't. That's why it's call faith.
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When would you use a weapon? Why?
Been there, done that.
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How often do you blame others for things you are at least partly responsible for yourself? Why?
Never. I take responsibility for my own decisions.
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If you were plummeting 10,000 feet to your utter demise, what would you be thinking about?
Remember, it's not the fall the kills you. It's the sudden stop at the end.
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How much sugar was in the last drink you drank?
None. I'm in the middle of a large coffee right now. Dunkin Donuts brand.
And it's just like my ex-wife. Black as her heart and just as bitter.
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Do you view yourself as someone who can be counted on? Why or why not?
Absolutely.
I'm a big believer in the adage, "A friend will help you move, a good friend will help you move a body."
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When pursuing an art career, is a backup plan mandatory?
Have a back up plan. Always. Don't be one of the idiots who gets a degree in something that you can only use in one occupation, then complain when there aren't any jobs.
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What is the best thing you've carried in your hands?
My daughter
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Do you know the difference between a city, state, country, and continent? Does it surprise you that many people don't?
That's why they don't teach stuff like that at school anymore. They don't want the kids feeling bad if they fail geography because they can't find the US on a map. They'd rather talk about feelings and pass out condoms to third graders.
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What was the last Non English-Language song you listened too?
Whatever the name was of the last rap song I listened to.
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What do you hate when your at the beach
All the other people there.
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Do you have army boots
Nope. I was never in the Army.
This is what I got issued when I was in the Corps.
Spit polished my Jungles to a mirror finish.
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USA worst in industrialized nations in preventable deaths, lack of health care coverage cited as reason What do you think about this?
Sure. It's got nothing to do with the fact that we have the fattest population, does it? Of course not. All those people who have diabetes, clogged arteries and cancer. They can just keep smoking and stuffing their fat asses with McRibs and blame their problems on the government and the evil insurance companies.
Why is it that the guy who's 200 lbs overweight from Krispy Kremes and smokes...
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any guys wear black leather? how often? where do you wear them?
Leather chaps, leather jacket, leather vest.
Wear them when I'm on my scoot.
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How many of you agree with my opinions? How many of you disagree with my opinions? How many of you don't know what my opinions are?
I'm going to have to go with everyone else on this. I have no idea what they are.
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Why do you muslims kill dogs? What kind of sick people are you???dogs are mans best friends...
A dog is a fine meal.
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Why are guys intimidated by me?
We're not.
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What do you like to ride
My scooter
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Whats something i could show you, that you will never forget
Your boobs
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I understand why guys don't want gals in their Locker rooms. On the Golf course? Why forbid women at Augusta? What is the logic of that?
It's a private club, they can do what they want. Why do you seem to think that as a woman, you're entitled to belong?
If I start a club in my backyard, do you somehow think that you'd be entitled to join that one too?
Can you explain to me why women can have "Women Only" fitness centers, but you're not allowed to have "Men Only?"
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You expect more from some people than you do from others. That's just how it is. We expected more from Obama than we did Bush. Our fault?
Yes. It's your fault you didn't see through his bullshit.
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Brilliant! A GOP spokeslady just said "women are just like men/they want jobs". Women are not just like men. Is that the newest spin?
Really? You're using that comment to put some kind of political spin on this? Rosie, I'm embarrased for you.
Or, are you insinuating that women don't want jobs?
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What do you do when you want to kill yourself, but you have no health insurance or money to get help?
Walk into any hospital and tell them you're feeling suicidal. They'll take care of you.
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What happens when the swelling goes down?
It's called the refactory period. I'll be good to go again in about 2 hours. I just need a little nap to recharge.
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Do you expect the SCOTUS justices to stand up to Obama's bullying, intimidation, & thinly veiled threats of flashmob justice?
I would hope so. They need to focus only on the contititionality of the law, not popular opinion.
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Where did your "family tree" take roots, as far as you know?
The first reference to my family name is in 1190, Jedburgh, Scotland. Our family is thought to have fought at the Battle of Stirling Bridge and also later at Bannockburn during the Wars for Scottish Independence. We were also there later at the Battle of Pinkie Cleugh.
The first recorded family member to come to the US was George, who landed in Ipswich, Mass, in 1633. Family members...
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I found a white oblong pill with ip190 on one side, 500 on the other. What is it?
http://www.pdr.net/
Or take it to your local pharmacist.
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What is the relationship between guns and bibles? Where in the bible does it say that carrying a loaded gun pleases God?
Where does it say that carrying a loaded gun DISpleases Him?
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Do you have what it take to be a super hero ?
Super hero? No. But we can do his job.
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What to do if ur supervisor won't let u request off for your birthday?
If they won't let you have the day off, then go to work. Pretty easy. Or find a job somewhere else where you can come and go as you please.
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What 'name brands' do You always buy, regardless of price?
Dr Pepper
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What is the correlation between income and the number of kids in a family? Do the wealthy have more kids or fewer? Due to birth control?
I don't think there is any correlation.
I'm better off than my old neighbor who had 5 kids and I only have one. I would venture though, that the more kids you have, the more money you have going out.
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Dont we all deserve better?
Wow, Rachael Madcow.
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Why is the 1.7% of Jewish population in America more important than the rest when it comes to WW3 and Isreal?
I'm not getting the reference. What's the 1.7% of the Jewish population in America have to do with WW3?
Are you insuating that we would go to war with Iran over Israel just because of the 1.7% of the Jewish population in America? If you are, then you're way off.
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Should American soldiers be involved in Syria?
We should do whatever we have to in order to protect the civilians from the rampaging Syrian army. If it takes boots on the ground, so be it.
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Is it wrong to not want to hire immigrants? ...
Not at all. Hire whoever you want for whatever reason you want. It's your company.
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Will the cops be paying you a visit this weekend
I'm married to one, so hopefully.
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If you were having a party and could have any band, group, or singer in the world perform, what band, group, or singer would you pick?
The best band in the world.
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During intake into county jail, do they take your contact lenses? If so, what do they do with them?
No. But they might take your glasses if you're wearing them, depending on what you did to get there.
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Should 11 year old girls be taught how to apply a condom? Would that reduce teen pregnancies? When did you learn to use one?
11? Hell yes it's too young.
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LEGAL CHALLENGE!!! Is this corporation committing an unlawful act?
You have to prove that their claims are false.
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Is life wonderful?
For some of us. For others? Not so much.
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Do you like being in spaces where balls are flying all over the place? Why or why not?
The only balls I like flying around are mine. As long as you're careful with them because they're tender.
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What's one thing that You think, costs too much??
Beer and a dog at the baseball game.
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Name 2 things that starts with the 15th letter of the alphabet
Orgasm
Oodles
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Do you believe the Bible is without error? why, why not?
I think the interpratation of it is wrong, but that changes throughout history.
Believe what you want, let the church say what it wants.
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How old were you when you figured out there is no Santa or Easter bunny?
What do you mean there's no Santa!?!? I just saw him at the mall a few months ago?
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What's happening in Syria is unacceptable. 10s of people are dying every DAY by the army for many months now. What do you think about this?
I have the solution.
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Does speed always beat accuracy?
You can be the fastest draw in a gunfight, but if you don't hit the other guy, you loose.
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Do you eat the bread in restaurants before your meal, or wait to eat it with your meal?
In some restaurants, the bread is the best part.
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When You were little, what were you told "not to do"?
don't drive on the railroad tracks
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Your bread, rolls, pizza crust possibly contain L-Cysteine. After googling, will you still eat it?
Yep. Love me a good deep pan pizza.
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I just beat an entire video game series involving Nazis and zombies. When will the recruiters arrive?
Don't bet on it. Well. maybe the Army will be interested.
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How do I cut my Chihuahua's toenails without him biting me and wiggling around?
Hit him on the head with a hammer.
Or, hold his head under water until he stops squirming. Cutting his nails should then be a breeze.
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What's the most stupid word?
Crapkin
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Are you the teller?
No one likes a rat!
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What if you were a parakeet?
If I were a parakeet, I wouldn't be answering this question because I would be unable to either read nor type.
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Life after the internet - Day 1. What happens?
No more MySpace? Facebook? Twitter?
There is a God
Call it MyFaceTwat.
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Are men with daughters more supportive of women's rights than men without? Don't wives count? Don't moms and sisters count? What does?
I'm supportive of my daughter's rights.
Do wives count? Sure. But wives are replaceable, unlike kids or mom or sis. Sounds mean, but it's true.
What I find funny about the feminists is that they cry about how everyone should keep their hands off a woman's body, but bitch that men go to stripclubs, claiming that they are exploiting women.
Aren't the women there on their own choosing? They...
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AM I PREGNANT ???
Wow. You people are not well.
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What movie has the worst ending?
Signs
Really? Aliens who mastered intergalactic flight can't open locked doors and landed on Earth which is almost entirely made of water, their only weakness?
Fargo
Did anyone ever end up using Norm's 3-cent stamps that his mallard painting was used for?
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How often do you change the toilet paper?
Every time I wipe.
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A woman hits a man, what are your thoughts?
Depending on the circumstances, he should knock her lights out.
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NBC lied to create racial tension in Martin/Zimmerman case, and now they want to launch their own internal investigation?
It's not like it's the first time that this has happened with them, is it?
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If President Obama required citizens to own a gun like Washington did would Republicans still fight individual mandates?
Washington did not require everone to own a gun. If you read the Militia Acts, only those reporting for militia duty were required to bring their own firearm.
Good try, but we've already been through this.
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To give obama 4 more years is like paying the tuition for a student who needs 8 years for a 2 year degree ?
He's just promising more hope. The same empty promise that he made last time. Only this time he won't have to worry about another re-election.
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Do u consider soldiers heroes? i dont because i dont believe war is needed
War is inevitible for human nature. And as long as war exists, there needs to be soldiers to fight them.
Absolutely they are heroes.
“People sleep peaceably in their beds at night only because rough men stand ready to do violence on their behalf.” - George Orwell
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Do you miss John Wayne? Why or why not?
I do. He was a true American icon.
“I'd like to know why well-educated idiots keep apologizing for lazy and complaining people who think the world owes them a living.”
― John Wayne
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I read that Bill & Melinda Gates have given 26 billion dollars to various causes through the years. Anyone/couple ever give more? Who?
Isn't Bill Gates one of the evil 1% corporate theives, though? Is it okay that he's one of them if he gives 5% of his wealth away?
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Can the earth talks?
No. The earth has no vocal cords.
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Its racing season and I am having a problem with my race truck. It will turn over and run fine but when I give it gas it dies. Whats wrong?
You have failed to hire a good mechanic.
Check the classifieds.
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Does this make me a Racist?
The blacktivists would have you believe that you are indeed racist. The same way that they would if a black girl dated a white guy. She's a sellout.
No. You're not.
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Where does the behaviour of sleeping with a hand or arm under your head come from?
It came from your personal choice of comfort.
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Do you think if another world war happened that there would be fighting in outer space?
Stop watching Star Wars, put down the remote and go outside.
That's too science fiction for real life.
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What do you think of the new Barbie doll that is bald?
I guess we gotta have one for everybody.
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Why is our society so void and materialistic? Why do we value what rots through time so much?
Everything rots through time, Eric. Especially us.
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Have you ever been the victim of a bad coffee
Yeah. I had Starbucks coffee once.
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What's your favorite thing to put on a sausage?
Salma Hayek. She goes great with my sausage.
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For ______ use only.
external
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If you are armed for war are you more or less likely to engage in it? Why?
Si vis pacem, para bellum.
"You only have the rights which you are willing to fight for."
"The soldier, above all other people, prays for peace, for he must suffer and bear the deepest wounds and scars of war.” ~ General Douglas MacArthur
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Have you ever been more embarassed of a president than you are of Obama?
I was pretty embarassed by Carter. But, this guy takes the cake.
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what did the allied forces do to liberate the jews
We defeated the German Army. It's been in a couple of papers.
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If Idealogues are in total control we're in trouble. Which potential presidential candidate scares you most and why?
Obama. If he gets elected again, he won't have to worry about keeping anyone happy because he won't have to worry about another re-election. Then, he can piss off the liberals and the conservatives.
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While we move on to the next problem (Trayvon this week) what happened to the Occupy Movement and Tea Party Movement? Are we fickle?
Seriously? You have to ask this? Of course we (in general terms) are. America has a extremely short attention span.
Occupies? Who knows where those hippies went.
Tea Party? It's alive and well.
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Arizona House Bill 2549: Bill to Censor Electronic Speech Is this a good or bad idea? Why? Do you believe it is constitutional? Why?
The intent behind this is to stop unwanted emails. Kinda like putting your name on the Do Not Call list. I got no problem with it.
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What do you think of the Obama campaign folks selling Obama Hoodies?
They're riding the way of exploitating the Martin shooting. Just like everyone else is, yet encouraging us all to take this racism thing seriously. As long as we by their hoodie.
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If you're a Supreme Court Justice, how do you RULE on a law that you're NOT gonna read.
What difference does it make? Congress didn't read it before they passed it!
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What's something that most people believe is true but is false?
Vikings wore horns on their helmets.
Columbus was the only one who thought the Earth was round.
Columbus was the first Euporean in North America.
The Pilgrims celebrated the first Thanksgiving.
George Washington had wooden teeth.
The Declaration of Independence was signed on July 4th.
The Constitution is written on hemp paper.
Napoleon was short.
Slavery was abolished with the Emancipation...
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My, what big __________ you have! :)
penis
My reply, "Thank you"
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George Zimmerman, killer of Trayvon White, has been identified by the Liberal Media as a “White Hispanic.”
Goldberg is 100% correct.
If Zimmerman cured cancer, we'd be hearing about what a great Latino he was. Since he killed a black guy, now he's white.
I like how they keep showing pictures of him in this orange jumpsuit too (to give him that hardened prison look) and show a picture of Martin from when he was like 12. All this thug pictures were pulled.
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Congratulation to Anonymous girl who is here on AB for 6 years now, today the 29th of March 2012. Pitch in?
On March 29th,
1792 - King Gustav III of Sweden dies
1806 - The Cumberland Road is authorized, which becomes the first US highway.
1847 - The US capture Vera Cruz in the Mexican-American War
1865 - The Battle of Appomattox begins in the Civil War
1867 - Cy Young is born
1882 - The Knights of Columbus are founded
1886 - Coca Cola is brewed in Dr Pemberton's back yard
1912 - Sir Robert Scott...
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We the people should tell congress how to spend our money. They've done a lousy job for years. What makes them think they're so hot?
Blind acceptance by the voters. These idiots keep getting re-elected. We need to push term limits on them so that we don't have the career politicans who are only in it to keep their jobs, not actually do the jobs they were elected for.
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GOP bigwigs are endorsing Romney. Is that the death rattle for the campaigns of Santorum/Gingrich/Paul? If not that, what will be?
Just remember, Rosie. Clinton and Obama fought well into June. This is nothing abnormal in a presidential race.
Is it time for them to drop out? Ron Paul, absolutely. The other two, probably. I think he has the best chance to beat Obama and that's the ONLY reason I'd vote for him. I could think of much better candidates.
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if we were all the same race, do you think we would have peace?
No. Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson wouldn't stand for that.
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Obama, Pelosi, Reid, worst thing that ever happened to America, ever?
In politics? Yep. What's worse is that there are people that actually vote for these retards.
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What are you hiding there?
I'm hiding it because it's personal business.
Meaning, it's personal and it's none of your business.
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How and when did you meet your better half?
I put a $20 in her Gstring. It was love at first sight.
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would you torment a person who's name was Hitler in today's world?
No. The only ones who get picked on this week are named Zimmerman.
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What do you do if a prankster sets your pants on fire?
Take them off. You could be seriously injured.
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Do you think you can handle all the headaches of winning $640M?
Dunno. Just give me that chance to prove it one way or another.
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Even if you're a non believer, humour me, but with sincerity.... What do you imagine Heaven to be like?
He explains it really well...
http://youtu.be/wXYvwEeWrm8
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Now the Afghans are intelligent people's so why...?
Who said they were intelligent? I beg to differ.
They still live in mud houses for chrissake. Do you think they know anything about our justice system?
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Through the years we change our enemies almost as easily/frequently as we change our clothes. Who is your country's current enemy and why?
Right now, radical islam is our greatest external threat. Our greatest internal threat is willful ignorance and indifference.
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why do so many people believe in god, if there has never been ay evidence of his existence?
It depends on what you see as evidence.
To paraphrase the Gipper, you sit down at a restaurant and eat a meal. It was the best meal you ever ate. Having never seen the kitchen, do you doubt there is a cook?
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If your about to die, what would your last words be?
You ain't takin me alive you sonsabitches!
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if you could kill anyone and get away with it how would you do it just letting you know i dont want to kill anyone just asking for fun
Dear OJ,
I thought you were in prison? Didn't you get pinched for that thing in Las Vegas? I read somewhere that you wrote a book after that whole Brentwood incident called "If I Did It" where you were pretending like it was fiction. Is it true that the publishers wouldn't publish it?
Anyway, I figured that if you got off on the first one, you should be able to figure out how to shank a guy...
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If someone puts you on hold on the phone, how long do you wait before you hang up?
About 2 seconds.
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When it is not clear, how do you decide which way is 'up'?
Work up a nice lugie and spit it out. It will always fall down.
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Will you take my cat for a walk?
Is this him?
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If pigs could fly, would Scotland Yard be London's third airport?
If pigs could fly, we wouldn't need airports. Pigs are small enough that we could all keep one at home. Planes on the other hand, especially transcontinental ones, are too big to fit in the garage.
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how would you feel when your girlfriend tell you how a guy sheared her with hear mate
Does that mean that they shaved her?
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People say the Bible teaches violence just like the Koran but did Christ preach violence just like Muhammad?
The difference is, you don't have leaders in the Christian faith still advocating violence. Hundreds of years ago? Sure. Now? No. Yet muslims leaders still call for people to die, simply because they're not muslims, or they quit being muslims, or they draw pictures of muslims, or they name their dog after a muslim.
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What do you think about the whole Trayvon Martin case?
I think that it's sad that so many have rushed to judgment based solely on the fact that the shooting victim is black. Supposed civil rights leaders, politicans, Hollywood types, sports stars. None of them know the facts of the case yet, yet they are all calling for this guy's head.
Whatever happened to "innocent until proven guilty?"
And, I can guarantee you that on the off-chance this guy...
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What do you think of Obama 2012 putting it's hoodies on sale?
All these assholes are capitalizing on the shooting. Obama, Jackson, Sharpton, Parker, Henry. Even his mother. She'll make her money when she sues the city, who'll settle because it's easier than going to court, and when she sues anyone using her son's name on their t-shirts that she isn't getting a piece of.
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Arlen Specter: 'Mitt Romney has changed positions more often than a pornographic movie queen" What do you think of this?
Arlen Specter. They guy who wouldn't have gotten reelected as Republican, so he switches to a Democrat after 44 years and looses anyways.
Yeah. I'm not concerned about what he says about changing positions.
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Should Congressman Bobby Rush have been kicked off the House of Rep. floor for wearing a hoodie?
Haha. He looks like an old, black Unabomber.
Either way, he broke the rules of the House. Yes, he should have been kicked out.
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Given the way various political figures, activists, news organizations, etc., that have been stirring pot, can George Zimmerman even get...
Sure. OJ got a fair trial, didn't he?
I'll make a bet on what's going to happen though. On the off chance that he is even indicted (which I'm guessing he won't be), they'll be a trial and he'll be acquitted. After the acquittal, you'll have riots.
Anyone want to take that bet?
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What anti-depressant has helped you?
Only one....
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What is the best way to achieve self control........?
I think about baseball.
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Please post a picture...any picture will do...the more random, the better.
Semper Fi
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Why do people have such a hatred for the rich and large corporations?
Penis Envy
They have it. I don't have it. I want it. I don't get it so I compain about those who do have it.
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What benefits accrue to the US when illegals are deported? What if retirees were deported instead? Medicare/medicaid eliminated? Oorah?
Why would we deport retirees? You're question makes no sense, Rosie.
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Peaceful protesters honor the memory of Trayvon Martin with... a looting spree?
And you're suprised, why?
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What's the point in having maids if they just throw your stuff out that they don't care about since it's not theirs?
Sounds like you have a shitty maid.
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Do you think we will all meet in Heaven?
No. I'm going to Hell.
And when I show up, the Devil's gonna say,
"Oh, shit. He's here."
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True or False: Everything you have is just a loan from God?
False. God didn't come down here and sit for 8 hours of work. I did. I have what I have through my own efforts.
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Why do we have middle names? Do you ever use yours?
Many people use their middle names.
F Scott Fitzgerald
F Lee Bailey
G Gordon Liddy
J Edgar Hoover
Ralph Dale Earnhardt (and Jr, too)
H Ross Perot
William Brad Pitt
Willard Mitt Romney
Stephen Gover Cleveland
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Should Spike Lee be arrested for the contemptible texting of an erroneous house address to thousands of his texting friends?
You'll be lucky to get an apology out of him.
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What should taxi drivers be able to do before they get a licence?
Speak English
Shower
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Apparently Reagan regretted becoming Republican. What do you think of that news and his reasons like his discomfort with using God?
FAIL. This is not a quote from his diaries.
Have you even read the Reagan Diaries, Wnyper? Or are you just quoting from Free Wood Post?
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How dumb is Spike Lee to twitter Zimmerman's address or so he thought causing an old couple to be driven out of their home?
Imagine if a white guy had Twittered the address to black guy if the roles were reversed.
Spike Lee is an asshole. It just goes to show the the liberal left Hollywood types have no morals.
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Are you man enough to drink beer?
I'm Scottish. Of course I can drink beer. I need something to wash down the whiskey.
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why dont people eat more insects when theyre so abundant and high in protein?
For the same reason some women don't swallow. Some don't like the taste and some think it's "gross." But, like insects, it's abundant and high in protein.
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January Jones ate the Placenta in a drink from her new born son believing it was nutritious. What do you think of that?
Cool. Alot of protien in that. I've got something else she can drink that has alot of protien. It's good for the skin, too.
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Some people believe that what is taught in schools is not as useful as what you can learn outside the school. Do you agree or disagree ?
It depends on what you're doing with what you learn. If you're going to be a garbage collector, then i guess what you learn in math class really isn't going to help you a whole. If you're going to be a doctor, maybe you should pay attention in biology class.
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Should Canada and Mexico tighten their borders? The US looks like a sinking ship and we do not want their rats.
The US needs to tighten it's borders and start enforcing it's immigration laws. Those same ones that are less strict than Mexico's, even though they're bitching about ours.
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Do you "Support The Troops"? Why or why not?
Absolutely. Because I was one of them.
And I do more than just put a yellow ribbon magnet on the back of my car.
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When is looting and rioting OK?
Apparently after anytime a black person is killed by the police and the mob doesn't like the outcome.
Arthur McDuffie
Rodney King
Tyron Lewis
Timothy Thomas
Oscar Grant
Or any other time it sounds good.
1980 Chattanooga Riots
1984 Lawrence, Mass Riots
1990 Inglewood High School Riots
1991 Crown Heights Riots
2003 Benton Harbor Riots
2005 Toledo Riots
2006 Fontana High School Riots
2006...
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Are guns allowed in Your home?
As long as they are mine, they are encouraged.
Anyone else coming into my home with a weapon with be met by me with mine.
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Do you think it's fair that that illegal aliens are NOT forced to buy health insurance along with the rest of us?
Why make them pay for healthcare now? We're paying for them already, along with their education, welfare and everything else and they are not contributing anything back.
Of course the bleeding hearts will only call you a racists when you demand that those who are here illegaly are deported.
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Why Is Plagiarism an Important Subject at Colleges?
“To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research."
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Do you have thoughts that others view as racist? What are they and why do you think them?
Kick the lazy off welfare.
Close the borders.
No amnesty for illegals.
Obama is screwing up our country.
Many view this as racist.
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Under "Stand your ground" can you shoot someone menacing you while concealing a firearm before he can shoot you?
You have to be able to prove legal provocation in order to show self defense, depending on your states definition of menacing.
"Menacing is a crime governed by state laws, which vary by state, but typically involves displaying a weapon or a course of conduct that intentionally places another person in reasonable fear of physical injury or death."
Using this definition, if someone is pointing a...
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Some folks don't want no lousy federal mandates but state mandates that control a woman's body is okey dokey. Why? What's the difference?
Congress is overstepping it's Constitutional authority. That's the heart of the matter here.
Read the 10th Amendment.
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You don't want to buy health insurance for yourself. Who pays to fix you when/if you break? Everyone else? Why should they?
You don't want to work. Who pays to suport you? Everyone else? Why should they?
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I have a 2003 Ford Windstar van and the heater for the front is not working. A knocking sound starts when I try to adjust the temperature. What's the problem?
The problem? You haven't taken it to a mechanic.
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My friend says that Alvin and the chipmunks is a movie for babies.I think that its not that stupid,what do other people think of Alvin and the chipmunks?
I like shooting chipmunks with my pellet gun. Those 3 are at the top of my list.
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Is knowing the answer to many inconsequential and/or trivial questions a genuine sign of intelligence?
No. It just means you'll do better on Jeopardy.
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Are there any TV preachers you just can't watch/listen to?
Any preacher labeled a TV preacher.
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Are you on the A-list?
No, but I am on the A-Team
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When would you be willing to put your life in danger? Why?
Been there, done that.
16 years as a police officer
10 years in the Marine Corps
Why? Because it's the right thing to do.
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If each American adult mailed two letters each week, (88 cents), would that raise enough cash to make the Post Office profitable?
Nothing that the government runs is profitable. They couldn't even run their own restaurant so they had to privitize it.
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Do you enjoy breaking the rules?
Not all the time.
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What's the possibility of a shot from a sniper rifle ricocheting? What factors come into the equation?
The main factor of a ricochet is what the pulled hits. Second would be the angle of the impact.
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Do you dread the dentists drill?
No. I dread the dentist and the same stupid song he's always humming.
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The "check engine" light on my dash just came on. Now what?
Check the engine. Or just ignore it. Those lights really don't mean anything anyway.
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Do you want my car?
Depends on what it is and the price.
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"That's no excuse to kill somebody." What do you feel this way about? Why?
It's all subjective. What I may think is a good use of deadly force, someone else will disagree. There are way too many instances/examples to use.
As a former police officer and a US Marine, there are many instances where it would have been legally justifiable to kill someone that I've been in. You have to look at the totality of the circumstances of the person who was "threatened" and...
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What would keep congress from mandating burial services or cell phones be purchased?
Once this door is opened, it'll never close. This is the beginning of the end, when the government will be able to start mandating all sorts of things. How much salt you put on your food, at home. How much ketsup you put on your fries.
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Does your toaster think there might be something more, something greater, something unimaginably more splendid than heating bread?
Sure. Frosted Chocolate Vanilla Creme Pop-Tarts. A healthy addition to any nutritious breakfast.
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If you are Catholic what are you giving up for Lent?
Nothing. Since God is all knowing, he already knows what's in your heart. Giving up Twinkies shouldn't affect you either way.
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Seen the latest? Trayvon Martin's mama is trademarking his name so she can get rich from Tshirt sales. Surprised?
So much for the grieving process, huh? Nothing like stopping in the middle of everything to make some t-shirts.
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A neighbour,a mother has been renting her child to paedophiles so she can have money to gamble.What is the best way to stop them doing this?
Kill em all.
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Why most of you spend 25$ to buy a videogame but don't donate 1$ for the cancer children?Failure of the education system?:-)
What do children with cancer have to do with the failing educaiton system? And what does that have to do with whether or not I buy a video game?
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I’m a contractor in Nevada with bad credit and my bond was cancelled. Anyone know where I can get a surety bond for my license?
Call an independent insurance agent. Make sure you tell them your bond was cancelled or you'll be misrepresenting yourself. Translation, fraud.
With bad credit, it will be tough, but not impossible, and will most likely be expensive, so be prepared.
You'll need financials for your company (at least 3 years) and most likey, a personal financial statement to go along with it.
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Could I become sergeant major of the marines if I failed a class in high school?
You can be SMMC only if appointed by the CMC.
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How much time do you have to shower in basic training?
Plenty.
I know that in recruit training when I was in the Corps, we would have regular showers and PT showers. After PT, one of the DIs would turn on all the showers. One hot, one cold. We'd line up and walk through the water and that was your shower with our hands over our heads.
Haha. That was some funny shit.
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Do you like Ke$ha's music?
Who the hell is Kesha? And why the money sign?
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Do you agree with the decision to disqualify Jenna Talackova from the Miss Universe pagent?
Yes. The rules state you have to be born a woman. He obviously wasn't.
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How About Some Great Quotes From Anchor Man.......
"Smells like Bigfoot's dick!"
"You know, 60% of the time, it works every time."
" Yeah, there were horses, and a man on fire, and I killed a guy with a trident."
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Of what use are Restraining Orders? They don't stop someone from murdering anyone. What's the purpose if they can't protect someone?
It only affects those who will abide by it. Many don't.
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Is it good sportmanship for a football coach to offer his players $1,000 for every opposing player they injure?
Nope
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what's the difference between christmas and thanksgiving
Thanksgiving is in November. Christmas is the following month.
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Seen the latest? Trayvon Martin's mama is trademarking his name so she can get rich from Tshirt sales. Surprised?
Not suprised in the least.
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IS the "Stand Your Ground" law a guarantee that you will not be prosecuted for killing a muslim?
What does religion have to do with it?
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What would you do if you noticed a strange man was following you and your weapons were an Arizona Tea, a bag of Skittles, and a cell phone?
I'd keep walking. And when I realized that he was no longer following me, I'd run around some buildings and get in front of him so I can jump out in front of him and then attack him with my Skittles and hope he doesn't have a gun.
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what do boys like best about a girl
Boobies
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These white punks with the Rasta braids, what do you think of them?
Hippie
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whats long hard and has seamen in it
The US Navy
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wow one of the miss Universe candiates( finalist) was eliminated when it became known he/she is transgender. right ? wrong ? Views ?
Right. One of their rules is that you have to be a naturally born woman. He obviously isn't. He can go sign up for the transgender Miss/Mr Universe.
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High school senior expelled for tweeting a profanity on his own time/equipment. Should schools have this power?
If anything was said about the school or on school time or equipment, then sure, expel him. But, this was on his own equipment and at home on his time. The school needs to step away from this one.
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Is it weird that Treyvon Martin's mom filed paperwork to trademark her son's name?
Cool. Let's see if we can make some money off of this. Maybe Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton can help with that too?
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if you saw someone you dont like drowning what would you do?
Throw rocks at him.
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Is it reasonable to shoot in self-defense if an alleged assailant pins you to the ground, beats your face and breaks your nose?
Absolutely. Once you are unconscious, consider yourself dead.
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Subsidies are what rich folks get for doing nothing. Unemployment/welfare is what poor folks get. What's the difference?
Explain how subsidies are for rich people. And how they are for doing nothing.
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who will you be voting for to be president?
When it comes down to it? Anyone who has the best chance at beating the Annointed One.
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Why should be getting US citizenship be made easier??
It shouldn't be made easier. There's nothing wrong with the process now other than the federal government seems like they don't want to do it.
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Won't it be intriguing to watch Obama backpedal on the side he's taken in the Trevon Martin case as more evidence becomes known?
He won't. He'll keep silent while Sharpton and Jackson say how racist this society is.
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Does a U.S. President serve for four years or three? Haha.
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Actually, only about 1. The rest of the time they're campaigning for re-election.
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Why do homeless people put all that dirt on their bodies?
Because it keeps falling through the bottom of the shopping cart.
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can adults get in trouble for not reporting statatory rape if the child now 18 reports what happened?
Legally? It depends on the age of the victim at the time of the rape and the state's laws concerning the statute of limitations.
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What signs do you see that the economy is getting closer to another recession?
Obama is still in office and there are people out there who still thinks his stimulus plans are working.
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What makes you feel big?
Venezolano's boobs.
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Should profanity be illegal for middle school students, high school students, and college students all over the United States of America?
Use of profanity in middle school and high school should be banned by school policy. College is a whole different category, but it should not be allowed in the classroom.
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How would the voter ID law in Pennsylvania 'hurt' the poor, elderly, and minorities? Everybody should have to show ID before voting.
Take a look at the same thing going on in Texas. The Texas Department of Justice is fighting the law also, but the funny thing about it is, you have to show ID to get into their damn building. I guess it's not really discriminatory then.
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As Libs make such concerted efforts to silence broadcasters they disagree with, can u trust'em to govern & respect freedom of speech?
Absolutely not. The liberals only like the speech that they agree with. The rest of it they call "hate speech" and try to have it banned. Why do you think they keep pushing the Fairness Doctrine?
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Duke LaCross team, Tawana Bradley, now Trayvon Martin. When will Al, Jesse, or Barack quit trying to fabricate racist crimes?
Of course you never hear anything about racist crimes when it's the white kid that's the victim.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/03/05/teenagers-set-boy-on-fire_n_1320993.html
Why is it that there is no uproar about two black kids setting a 13 year on fire saying, "You get what you deserve, white boy." Where's all the media hoopla about this case? Is it not newsworthy because it's a...
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Did French authorities show restraint w/the suspect of recent deaths up until shooting him twenty times while plummeting to his death?
I'm suprised that the French didn't surrender their whole country to him.
Yes, they showed amazing restraint. Even up to the point where the gunman was killed seeing as how he jumped out the window with guns blazing. That's what happens when you shoot at the police. They shoot back.
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Which police badge has more power: star or shield
Depends how you use them.
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For many years my mother was a chronic alcoholic, can my girlfriend still have an abortion?
What does an alcoholic mother have to do with your girlfriend?
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Do you like Mitt Romney as a potential President, yes or no?
PLEASE answer in a civil manner.
I support him only because he has the best chance to beat Obama, but I am definately not a fan.
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"Fool me once, shame on you..fool me twice, shame on me". Ever happen a third time? Why?
If it happened to you a third time, you're an idiot who didn't learn their lesson the first two times.
Welcome back, Rosie.
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Is the low divorce rate of arranged marriages PROOF that romantic love isn't very essential in marriage?
In a society where there are arranged marriages, the woman usually doesn't have the option to divorce her husband, hench the low divorce rate.
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Is it illegal to smoke around a gas pump?
Yes.
Disorderly Conduct - Ohio Revised Code 2917.11
Inducing Panic - ORC 2917.31
Disrupting Public Services - ORC 2909.04
Criminal Mischeif - ORC 2909.07
Or you can pull out the big guns and go with Aggravated Arson - ORC 2909.02
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If Jesus came back today would he be a Catholic, a Protestant, or a Jew?
If he came back today, he'd be locked up in Bellevue as a wacko.
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SCOTUS unanimously stops companies trying to patent natural laws. What do you think of this decision?
Shit. I guess they won't approve the patent that I applied for on water. I wanted the royalties too so I could buy a new pool table.
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Why pay Obama's fuel bills while he is parading as a potential presidential candidate? He must use more fuel in a day than we use in a year
I thorougly enjoy watching my hard earned tax dollars go to the Annointed One so he can fly around the country and campaign and push all that shit on me that I don't like, like Obamacare and any of the other liberal policies.
The President (any of them) should not be allowed to use taxpayer dollars to campaign for either himself or anyone else.
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Why do guys keep saying to me, let's get some coffee? I find it to be a real turn off.
What would you rather have?
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Think it's about "Que Sera Sera" time for the GOP? Time to let what will be be or should they keep fighting one another until the end?
Remember when Obama and Hillary were running? It went up until June and it was a nasty fight also.
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U.S. military officials attempted to scrub the web of info reg. Bales the soldier accused of killing civilians. What do you think of this?
I find it curious as to why everyone is out to crucify this guy. Hell, he hasn't even been formally charged yet with anything.
Why clean his name of the website? Who knows, but it's probably a good idea since the uproar it's caused.
All this hubbub about this cat yet the lefty liberals kept their mouths shut when Nidal Hasan killed 13 and wounded another 29, and who has yet to go to trial.
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What will your legacy be?
My children are my legacy.
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What is something that you've lost and can never get back?
The 100 minutes of life I lost when I had to sit through The Garbage Pail Kids Movie. By far, the worst experience of my life.
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Do you think its okay for people to swear?
Hell no. There's no fucking reason to be swearing, ya dumbshit.
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I know a guy who is 27 and his girlfriend is only 17. What do you think about this? Can it work?
Her parents need their asses kicked. So does he.
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Which Woody Allen movie is the best?
None. I hate all his movies.
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What would you do if you were told by the government that you could no longer own a gun?
Make a stand
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Are jokes about ducks all they're quacked up to be?
A woman walks into a bar with a duck under her arm. Bartender says, "What's with the pig?" Woman says, "Excuse me, this is a duck." Bartender says, "Excuse me. I was talking to the duck."
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Which one of my favorite movies do you like the best?
"Now, you Irish cops are perking up. That's two sound theories in one day, neither of which deal with abnormally sized men. Kind of makes me feel like Riverdancing. "
"The question is, do you possess the constitution, the depth of faith, to go as far is as needed."
"Never shall innocent blood be shed, yet the blood of the wicked shall flow like a river. The Three shall spread their blackened...
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Whatever you do... Do NOT push the button...
How can you not push it?
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For those of you who object to the idea of harming a criminal who breaks into your house...
Victim or not, just bury him in the back yard. No one ever has to know.
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What could possibly be worse than suffering an "exit wound"??
The damage that's done between the entrance wound and the exit wound.
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What do you think of a business that doesn't keep regular hours?
If it works for him, so be it. If the hours aren't convenient for you, shop somewhere else. Apparently he has enough customers that he can afford to loose some to his competitors and their regular hours.
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Preacher introducing Santorum."America doesn't worship Buddha, Mohammed, Allah. We worship Jesus. Don't like it? get out !" You leaving?
No. Are you?
Did you get out because of what Rev Wright said? Obama's "uncle?"
"The government gives them the drugs, builds bigger prisons, passes a three-strike law and then wants us to sing 'God Bless America.' No, no, no, God damn America, that's in the Bible for killing innocent people," he said in a 2003 sermon. "God damn America for treating our citizens as less than human. God damn...
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Freedom ACTUALLY IS free. Agree or disagree?
"You only have the rights you are willing to fight for."
"Freedom is never more than one generation away from extinction. We didn't pass it to our children in the bloodstream. It must be fought for, protected, and handed on for them to do the same, or one day we will spend our sunset years telling our children and our children's children what it was once like in the United States where men...
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Is obama preparing for martial law with his latest executive order?
Executive Order #12919 - Bill Clinton already covered this.
So did Kennedy.
Executive Order #10995, 10997, 10999, 11000,11001, 11002, 11003, 11004, & 11005.
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Are the Iranians willing to meet their 72 virgins by nuking Israel, or would they rather SAVE their country from a ruinous counter attack?
It's funny. All the important guys tell the underlings what a great thing it is to die as a martyr for the cause of Islam by blowing themselves up in a crowded market, but you never hear of them doing it themselves. Guess those 72 virgins aren't that important, huh? Better to sacrifice another instead of yourself?
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Is Indonesia hot?
Some parts. Like Miss Indonesia 2005.
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What would you do if a huge great white shark bumps your boat while you are fishing?
Tell the Captain that he's gonna need a bigger boat.
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How often do u wear make up?
Never. I'm a dude.
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What is the best thing to do instead of watching TV?
You can hit it with a baseball bat. I've done that few times. It's good to take your agression out on inanimate objects sometimes instead of just kicking the dog.
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Are there many black Roman Catholics in the USA? I live in the south. There is only one black family in my particular church. Why?
Statistically, most blacks are Protestant vs Roman Catholics. 59% to 5% according to Wiki/
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Does anyone Squish the air out of their garbage bags b4 taking the garbage out ?
I don't get aroused over it, but I do it to save room in the trash can.
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Do you ever spell words in funny ways to imitate certain accents?
Naw
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Does it seem that the more religious a woman is, the more likely she is to marry the person who raped her?
Why would you marry the person who raped you, religious or not?
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Man on rampage stabs 4. Does that indicate an obvious need for knife-control legislation?
Of course. Everyone will now be issued Sporks at government expense because you people cannot be trusted with silverware.
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Members of Law Enforcement, how do you feel about the violence in OWS?
As a former LEO, all I can say is "Figures."
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Would you report a member of your family if they committed a crime?
No. If it came down to it, I'd take care of it myself.
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Which movie do you know every single line, off by heart, to?
The Godfather
The 13th Warrior
Animal House
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Agree or disagree - Racism and xenophobia are “the most serious threat to world peace and therefore to the human right to peace.”
Disagree. We have a bigger threat.
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Do you enjoy fighting? If so, why?
Yep. It's what we do. And we're damned good at it, too.
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can i be sued for posting a provactive, half naked picture of a girl who sent it to my husband?
Not sure. Send it to me and I'll let you know.
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Woman fearing "Obamacare" and "death panels" refuses to go to the doctor and dies. What do you think of this case?
Haha. I like how everyone is trying to blame Fox News for this woman. Obviously she had some problems and her daughter is only trying to place blame on someone else instead of taking any personal reponsibility. Figures.
http://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2012/mar/19/at-two-year-mark-health-laws-legacy-is-confusion/?page=all#pagebreak
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If you could have any animal as a pet,what animal would it be?
Dogs
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Do you think long books are the best books? Why or why not?
Length doesn't matter. It's the content that matters.
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What have you learned from chimpanzees?
They are not to be trusted.
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What is something that you hate waiting for?
A winning lotto ticket.
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We ARE facing a financial crisis. If Medicare and SS are off the table, what WOULD you cut?
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Do you still miss Michael Jackson ¿
Nope. Never did like him.
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Are you mad at people that are rich?
Only at the rich Hollywood types who claim that it's all the other rich people that are bad, not them. Like Michael Moore.
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What keeps gazillionaires like Paul McCartney and Mick Jagger working?
They're just evil gazillionaires who live off the suffering of others. They should give all their money to others and stop flying around the world on those big planes and buring all those fossil fuels.
And Elvis is dead.
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if I commit a crime 1 minute before DLST rolls back then drive 45 minutes away and use an ATM at the exact same time, will I be equitted?
No. You definately won't be acquitted. I'm sure the prosecutor would be smart enough to take the time change into account.
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How many of you will be putting clocks forward on the morning of the 25th ?
We turned our clocks forward last weekend.
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Yes, 98% of women use birth control... Presumably, SOME are Republicans. But, would you right wingers RATHER they didn't?
You guys just like taking this back to women's contraception and the right's evil plan to enslave all women, huh?
This isn't about contracetpion. It's about the government mandating what a religious organization will or will not provide, against it's teachings. It's about government interference.
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We ARE facing a financial crisis. If Medicare and SS are off the table, what WOULD you cut?
Discretionary spending. Cut the tax rate for individuals and businesses. Drop Obamacare.
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The bills just singed a 6 yr, 100 million dollar contract for a player, I would much rather have 100 homeless people recieve 1 million each.
Why homeless people? How about 100 hard-working folks who are just trying to make ends meet, not someone who, more often than not, are destitute because of their own actions.
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should uk citizens be allowed to own guns for self defence?
Well, the crime rate in Britian is actaully higher than here in the US and the gun crime rate has doubled in the last 10 years.
Personally, I think people should be able to defend themselves by whatever means necessary, and a gun usually does the trick. I think the UK has some screwy laws in regards to self-defense.
From a judge in a case where the family was tied up by burglars "...whatever...
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how do i know if i'm ugly or not?
Have some self confidence and faith in yourself. Don't worry so much about what others think. Remember the old adage: Opinions are like assholes, everybody has one. Yours is the only one that matters.
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should a 14 year old be engaged to her 17 year old boyfriend?
No. If there is a sexual relationship, the boyfried should be going to jail.
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okay i wanna be in the C.I.A when i grow up, i have watched alot of movies, but what do they really do in the C.I.A
If you plan on going into Clandestine Services, my advice would be joining the military. Take in as much schooling as you possibly can, learn as many languages as you possibly can. Then, maybe, they might let you apply. The majority of CIA employees are analysts.
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Was RosieGHM Jetpacker, put into the penalty box? If so why?
The PB is dumb anyway. If someone is offended by someone else's remarks, the easy way to avoid it is to quit reading them.
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I would not eat at a restaurant named "_______."
The Black Anus
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When I become emperor of the world, will you bow down to me?
I bow to no one.
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Mommas dont let your babies grow up to be ____________________!!
Liberals
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US soldier goes on shooting spree killing 16 afghan citizens (9 women, 3 children). Will the US call it a terrorist attack ?
Why? Was he trying to achieve some political goal or was he just batshit crazy?
Terrorists try to achieve some type of political goal. Hell, any goal. This dude just went postal.
And where the hell were all the men?
Oh yeah, they all ran away.
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Are you surprised obamacare is estimated to cost twice what obama said it would over 10 years?
Suprise! It's now going to cost more than TWICE what Obama tried to sell. $1.76 Trillion.
Yes, that's Trillion with a T.
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Why couldn't the US military go to the nearest resource for supplies, rather than contract it out to be done for far greater?
You usually have to bid for the contracts, so no, it doesn't eliminate competition.
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Can anyone talk you out of joining the army, navy or airforce?
I let my father talk me out of it when I was just out of high school, but I ended up enlisting later on anyway.
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Possible fraudulent enlistment?
Don't worry about it. It's only fraudulent if you were attempting to intentionally misrepresent yourself.
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When are military or intelligence personnel "justified" in killing a target person who is unarmed/defenseless?
There are a whole slew of circumstances where those who don't have a weapon can be justified as legitimate targets. It all depends on what the Rules of Engagement are for whatever AO you're in.
Take for instance in the AO that I was in, anyone that was a member of a crew-served weapon system was a legitimate target. Lets say you see a bunch of dudes and one is carrying the bipod for a mortar...
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What do you think of U.S. Marines being disarmed for a speech by Panetta at camp Leatherneck? Scared of our own. Sad.
I'm not concerned about all that communist BS, but as a Marine, it's very insulting. This guy is the second in the chain of command but he's afraid to be around HIS troops while they're armed?
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The town of Cape May have had a legal bann for 30 years,that prohibited male over 12 wearing speedos. What are Your thoughts of such"law"?
Who cares? If you're 13 years old and want to wear a Speedo, go somewhere else.
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Which is more dangerous and why? Lack of courage? Or false bravado?
False bravado. Usually induced by alcohol and lack of understanding.
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Are Americans the only humans who have been trained to eat out of buckets?
Don't forget breakfast.
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If a homeless person was yelling about Jesus would you call the cops?
Since when is yelling about Jesus against the law, homeless or not?
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What is your favourite type of burger?
Stuffed crust, Pepperoni, bacon cheeseburger
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Is it wrong to cheat on someone while in jail?
It's wrong to cheat on anyone anytime.
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Did you know that March 14th is Steak and BJ day? Do you plan on celebrating the day?
I don't, but the wife does. ;o
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If you escape from prison because you're innocent, if you're recaptured can they keep you because you escaped?
Yes, the escape is a seperate felony offense.
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Rick Santorum has a web page devoted to stomping out pornography. What do you think of his position?
"enforcing-laws-against-illegal-pornography"
What's the probelm with that?
Hare Krishna's are against pornography in all forms. Any problem with them?
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I'm going to buy a t-shirt that has Obama's face on it with the slogan on it that says "Welcome Back Carter". Would you say anything to me if you saw me wearing it?
I'd tell you that Carter was better than this idiot.
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Do you drink "racist" coffee? XD
Yep. It's black and bitter.
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When your in the shower do you use the same bar of soap to wash your face and your butt?
Yep. Why? Is my bar of soap, which you use to clean yourself with, dirty?
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Where will we go for breakfast and what will we order?
Bacon and Eggs
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Is Starbucks coffee really That great
Stabucks sucks. Dunkin is the best.
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Could you survive emotionally all alone on a desert island?
Absolutely. As long as there was enough to survive on, I'd be just fine.
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Do you think women are more emotional because they are mothers?
No. Emotions have nothing to do with being a parent. The fact that many parents (including the mother) take no interest in their children is proof of that.
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Why do men think its expected of them to look at and be interested in cars, some men seem to be on automatic and do this ?
Not all men are interested in cars. My brother for example knows where the gas goes and that's about it. He couldn't tell the difference between a Camaro and a GTO.
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It is expected to hit 80 degrees in Minneapolis though it's still winter. And you still deny there's a problem?
Holy Shit. We have global warming this year and soon we'll be facing the coming Ice Age.
It's true. I read it on the internet.
http://www.winningreen.com/site/epage/59549_621.htm
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Is it right time for the U.S. Troops to get out of Afghanistan?
Ain't nothing like telling the enemy your timetable. It makes it convenient for them to plan their attacks.
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Illegal donations? Does it matter who does it? How should it be punished? Should it be punished?
Maybe the Repubs should start a SuperDuper PAC like Obama, then they can get as much as they want.
Sounds like an honest mistake. But thanks for reading into the conspiracy for all of us.
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AZ law would give employers access to medical records/right to fire for use of the Pill for birth control. Is this okay with you? Why?
Here we go again, huh? Republicans are out to ban women and contraception?
Not so. That's just the spin you like to put on it.
Either way, if you don't like the questions your employer is asking you, go work somewhere else. No one is forcing you to work there.
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I have a 1996 Chevy S-10 pickup. The computer at the parts house said the camshaft position sensor was bad. Bought the part, but cannot find where it goes. Any suggestions?
Take it to a mechanic.
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Guys what's your favorite lingerie on a girl?
Gotta love a garter and stockings on a woman.
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If you was given a shop...What products/items would you choose to sell...
Firearms
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What's Chinese and sounds like a bell?
Doorbell on a Chinese house.
"ding dong"
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what will happened to u if u are living in Arab country and watch blocked porn sites again and again???
Nothing. They're all hypocrites over there.
When I was in Iraq, those dudes used to always come to us when they wanted to buy porn DVDs or Playboy. Not sure why they came to use because there was always some little kid on the corner selling pirated DVDs, anyway.
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If you had holes in your body and you drank water, would the water spurt out through the holes?
You already have a hole in your ass. Does water spurt out there when you drink? If so, seek medical attention immediately.
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Reps often claim "The Lord helps those who help themselves," is Biblical. How true is this?
That's why those on welfare aren't rich. They aren't out trying to help themselves, instead they're living on someone else.
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Do you sleep in a boycott?
I'm boycotting sleeping and people who sleep.
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Should people who receive welfare be required to be on birth control (at the states expense)until they are no longer on welfare?
Why should it be on the state's expense?
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Is innacupuncture cheaper than accupuncture treatment?
Innacupuncture is just like playing darts. Only with needles.
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Everyone is born beautiful -True or false?
"Remember how in that communion only, beholding beauty with the eye of the mind, he will be enabled to bring forth, not images of beauty, but realities (for he has hold not of an image but of a reality), and bringing forth and nourishing true virtue to become the friend of God and be immortal, if mortal man may."
-Plato
In short, beauty is in the eye of the beholder.
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Oh I see, it's my fault, is it?
Who else's fault would it be?
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Why do people still refer to Native Americans as Indians?
Dunno. Why do Native Americans refer to themselves as American Indians?
Maybe because the term native American is also used to identify anyone that is native to this country, not necessarily Indians.
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what would you do if you saw hannah montana running in her bare feet from a wolf
Put my foot out and trip her.
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Would anyone attack the United States if its military budget were Zero?
Our budget is irrelevant. We were attacked on 9-11 and our budget was pretty high. We were attacked in 1941 and we had a pretty big budget was good sized then, too. Hell, we had a big budget (for the day) when Pacho Villa invaded New Mexico.
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any way to get creditors to stop calling you?
Send them a letter telling them to quit calling you. According to the Fair Debt Collection Act, they will be required, by law to cease communication with you unless they are stopping collection efforts or are suing you. Other than that, they're prohibited from contacting you.
Send the letter, return receipt requested so you can insure that they got it.
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Have you seen Raiders of the lost Ark
We have top men working on it right now.
Who?
Top. Men.
Yep. Seen it.
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I keep seeing on the clock 9:11...does anybody else see that time? If you know why is it considered bad luck...what is the history?
Even though this question is over 4 years old....
The history is that is comes right after 9:10 and right before 9:12. Also, you'll see it at least twice a day, assuming your clock is functioning properly.
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What would you do if you hear a bigfoot growling while you are hiking in the woods?
Bust a cap in his ass.
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Does anyone get relief from indigestion and other stomach distress by drinking beer? It works for me when nothing else does.
The water in beer helps, but the acid in it makes it all worse. Check out this article.
http://www.livestrong.com/article/191973-beer-acid-reflux/
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Why do people keep watching movies about vampires, dragons and monsters when they know they are not real?
For the same reason we watch movies like Megamind, Rambo, Batman, Star Wars, Inception, The Matrix. Entertainment.
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Name something that is impossible (or very hard) to measure?
The number of mood swings a woman has over the course of any 24 hour period.
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Serious Question:
What sort of question do you ask at a job interview if you have been doing the job for almost a year and already what is required?
If I've already been doing this job for a year, why am I interviewing for the job?
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If you were in a large crowd where noone knew your name what would you probably be Called as?
My first name or whatever my nametag says.
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Do you ever look around you and wonder if only stupid people are breeding and if so do you wonder how they figured out how to have sex?
Yeah, you see them all the time. Those are the idiots who you see standing around with their pants hanging around their asses and their hats on sideways.
You can also see them here on AB, asking stupid questions like "Can I get pregnant if it was my fertile days and he pulled out, wiped, then stuck it right back in?"
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Do you like to answer idiotic questions?
Like this one?
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Is authority a good thing? Is it necessary for structure or would anarchy serve humanity more efficiently with less corruption?
Please explain how anarchy would be efficient on any society.
It has never worked in history on any society.
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Right wingers USED to like American cars. But, since Obama rescued the industry, they don't like 'em anymore.. Is that forever???
And how is it that right wingers don't like American cars?
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What do you think of U.S. taxpayer money bailing out a French car company now?
US taxpayers should not be bailing out ANY companies, domestic or foreign.
Businesses have to be allowed to fail or they don't learn to become successful, instead of filling up at the public trough.
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who is NOT welcome in your home? Anybody? why?
The government.
Because I didn't invite them.
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Do you support the Kony 2012 project?
Kony is an animal to be sure. But, Invisible Children are also not angels. The money donated to them is gong to line the pockets of it's three founders.
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Between Iran and Israel, which of these countries is the greater threat to the other?
Israel can absolutely destroy Iran. But, it's Iran that is instigating this whole mess.
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Has the US postal service ever paid damages to someone attacked or injured by a mailman?
The dog owner is responsible for that. The only thing that the Post Office will pay is workers' compensation.
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Conservatives: What would you do with someone that tried to become rich but continuously failed?
Success doesn't mean the absence of failures; it means the attainment of ultimate objectives. It means winning the war, not every battle.
-Edwin C. Bliss
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Of the three, which do you think actually exists: Loch Ness Monster, Bigfoot or Mothman?
I've been to the TNT Area of Point Pleasant and walked out to the bunkers where the Mothman supposedly hangs out. Nothing but a bunch of mosquitoes and wasps out there.
I've been out in the Six Rivers area in California, too. No Bigfoot.
Never been to Scotland.
I'd have to say that if any of them were real, I'd have to go with Bigfoot.
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Would you recommend a young person join the armed forces? Why or why not?
Absolutely. It's an opportunity to give something back to your country and to be part of something bigger than yourself.
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What is the worst thing a man can say to his wife after he has seen her new haircut?
Nice lid, dude.
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wat is the hierarchy of the US government branches, is it legislature, then executive, then judiciary?
There is no hierarchy. They are supposed to be equal and independent. That's basic 8th grade social studies stuff.
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You do the rant and then you have it removed because you realize you went too far. Isn't that changing your history? How is that honest?
You're laying in bed and you're husband is going down on you. You fart in his face. Now you apologize realizing what you did was wrong and you want to take it back. How is that honest?
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Can you give me a terrible name for a TV Clown?
Scabs
Diapers the Clown
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If someone broke into your home, how would you defend yourself? first reaction would be to what?
Boom. Headshot.
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What would make for a bad birthday gift to a child?
a chainsaw
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Do you think that fat people should have to pay more for healthcare?
I think anyone who does anything to contribute to their high healthcare bills should have to pay more. Smokers too.
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What are the first words that you say when you want to impress a girl?
Hello.
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What should be done with Jionni LaValle, the so-called man who got Snooki pregnant?
He needs his ass kicked. He had such a bright future too.
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Do YOU have s e x y legs ???????
Hell yea I do. And they go all the way up to my ass!
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Do you use the "R" word?
Never
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I woke up this morning with ___________________
morning wood.
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What do you want to be admired for? Why?
Good children. When it all comes down to it, family is all that matters.
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Do you know of any get rich slow schemes?
Yeah. Work and save your money.
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Men: have any of you ever recieved explicit messages from women on Answerbag?
Yeah, but I ain't interested in that here. I can get that at home.
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I have 3 jobs planned today involving power tools (mower, pressure cleaner, chain saw). Would a true environmentalist do them all by hand?
None of those have to do with environmentalism, only with your work ethic. I say, work smarter, not harder.
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How many advertisers did Rushbaugh have? 26 of them have pulled their ads so far. How many need to go before he goes?
He has plenty.
Curious. How many pulled their ads from Maher when he called Palin a "dumb twat" and a "cunt?" To me, that's far more offensive than being called a "slut."
Oh wait, the liberals are allowed to do that.
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Does your boyfriend/girlfriend count?
Yes. But she can only count to 22.
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We fight in other lands for the right of the citizens to vote,yet we set up barriers in our own country so our own citizens cannot. Why?
Ensuring that illegals don't vote is not a barrier.
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Do you want to be my solder?
No. I have no interest in melting.
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Do you have to be a military elite to perform special operations?
It depends on the definitions you're using here, bree.
Essentially, the answer is no, you don't have to be a member of a Tier 1 unit to conduct operations.
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Honor________?
killing.
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Are there laws made just for the benefit of rich folks, or is that just a myth? I would like to hear different perspectives.
No. The laws benefit everyone equally.
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If Obama apologized to you and fixed the top 5 things on your list, what would they be?
He wouldn't make it to number 2.
My List
1. Obama out of office.
2.
3.
4.
5.
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Why are so many of the Democrats on AB such Republican haters? They curse, post repulsive pictures...
Maybe because the democrats on here are idiots! When they can't win their arguments with logic the resort to name calling. What a bunch of assholes!
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Where would you not want to wake up naked?
the priest's rectory
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I drink my coffee from a ______.
coffee cup
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Why is it so hard for me to stay faithful?
You have extremely low selfesteem. You should seek professional help and your boyfried should seek someone who values loyalty.
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Are you mean to dogs or other animals?
Only cats.
And chipmunks.
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Why do people complain about politicians (usually of the opposite party) being elitists, don't we want leaders to be better than ourselves?
No. We want them to represent their constituents.
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What tells you more about a persons motivations: what they say they believe or how they behave?
How they behave will tell you what they believe.
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What you do for others is more important than what you do for yourself -Agree or disagree?
Not always. Taking care of yourself is your primary responsibility, that way others aren't having to take up that burden.
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Do you have a natural gift for something ? what?
Pissing people off.
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How to handle an employee at work who never shuts up?
If you're her boss, then you need to establish that you're not buddies. Put your foot down and tell her to stop talking. Sometimes people need to be slapped back into reality in order for them to wake up.
If you're her boss, act like it.
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Do you eat unhealthy foods?
Too much coffee and too many Twinkies.
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what is the name of your automobile insurance company? are you happy with them?
Being as how I'm an insurance agent, I'm good with the one that I have.
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What are some sayings that poor people use to explain their poverty?
No matter what words they use, you'll almost never hear them say it's their own fault. The blame is always with someone else.
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Republicans are less satisfied with their candidates today than they were a few months ago. The more they hear the less they like. Bad/sad?
Both parties' candidates rip each other apart during the primaries. It's nothing new, Rosie. It's just a good opportunity for the liberals to come out of the woodwork and point fingers and cry "See! I told you so!" The same thing will happen 4 years from now, regardless who runs next time or who wins this time.
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Have you ever seen anyone who DOESN'T look stupid wearing green?
The Packers Cheerleaders don't look stupid in green.
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Would you engage in torture for the continued well-being of your tribe, race or nation, or to ensure a person would die in a state of grace.
To protect our way of life? Yes.
Not sure what dying in a state of grace has to do with it.
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Im so glad my first name is NOT_____________?
Barack
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Is it legal for police to moonlight as exotic dancers?
Sure, although it might be against departmental policy.
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Is it legal to have guns in California?
Yes, you can have a gun in California.
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Should people who receive welfare be required to be on birth control (at the states expense)until they are no longer on welfare?
Sure, if they can't afford them, they shouldn't be having more, although some just keep popping out the kids which equals more money.
They should all be required to submit to drug testing also or loose their checks.
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True or false? The 9/11 commission was directed by the same guy who wrote the preemptive war strategy for Iraq.
The Commission was created by Congressional legislation and chaired by Thomas Kean.
Paul Wolfowitz actually came up with the guidelines in "Defense Planning Guidance," also called the Wolfowitz Doctrine, which became part of the Bush Doctrine.
In short, False.
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Can racial profiling, be useful, on any level? Is there an acceptable "bright side", to racial profiling?
Absolutley it can be useful. You're just not allowed to say it out loud because you'll be labeled racist.
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Just what WOULD it take to get an entitled lib to want self-sufficiency, to the point of being willing to pay any price to achieve it?
Never gonna happen as long as the liberals keep people dependent on the government.
"A democracy is always temporary in nature; it simply cannot exist as a permanent form of government. A democracy will continue to exist up until the time that voters discover that they can vote themselves generous gifts from the public treasury. From that moment on, the majority always votes for the candidates...
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Think it's about "Que Sera Sera" time for the GOP? Time to let what will be be or should they keep fighting one another until the end?
That's the primaries, Rosie. The Dems do the same thing during the primary.
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Besides the same old double standard, why is it ok for obama SuperPAC donor Bill Maher to call woman names and not Rush Limbaugh?
Maher is an ass.
But, you're right. The liberal media will bash Rush, but not Bill. That's the way they like it. Evil conservatives who hate women and cool, hip liberals who love everyone.
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Have you heard of HR 347 - Trespass Bill? Did you know you can no longer protest Obama, Santorum or Romney?
It's nothing new. It only adds that you don't have to know it's illegal, which makes sense since ignorance of the law is not an affirmative defense.
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The Pill costs at most $600/year; condoms are $0.20-$2.50 each. They're easily attainable. So why does insurance need to cover them?
It's all about the liberal agenda to have more people dependent on government and accept no personal responsibility.
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How many of you think Sandra Fluke is just some innocent girl Rush Limbaugh is picking on? She's not. She's a liberal activist.
While Rush's insults were dumb, Sandra is still a dipshit.
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Kind of got caught stealing from CVS?First I want to say that I will never, ever ever steal again in my whole life.
I'd turn myself in if I were you. Pretty soon, the police are going to be battering down your door and haul everyone in the house off to the Big House.
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Dont you just hate those greedy rich people who dont share the wealth with everyone? (although i know everyone would wish they were rich too :)?
Who do those people think they are for working so hard and wanting to keep what they worked for?! Sonsabitches!
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Are you a soldier?
No. I'm a Marine.
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Pick one: $10,000 cash right now, or weigh 10lb less( and keep if off for good)?
Cash
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Would you dare to upload you photo beneath this question?
No problem.
It's a couple of years old, but the same old me.
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What is the difference between a trade and a profession ?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Profession
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Do you know anyone who claims to have been a Navy Seal, or to have trained with them?
Sure. I worked with some of the TF6-26 guys when I was in Iraq.
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what are the plans for the soldiers returning and being released from the military ?
They won't be forced into anything. The soldiers returning can make up their minds about what they're going to do.
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Does anyone know of people that can make me rich and have a good life?
Sure. You. You just have to work for it.
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Johnny ______
Quest
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So we need to answer the stupid advertising question BEFORE we can see the responses????? I think you need to FIX that.
What they hell is with these surveys??
This crap needs to go or I'm going.
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Are you an agnostic or do you believe in extraterrestrial visitations?
Why not both?
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Is it true that while your in prison you learn how to be abetter criminal,and why
Absolutely. But, remember, you're learning from guys who aren't the greatest criminals in the world. After all, they got caught too.
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Native American communities in this country are among the most impoverished in North America. Isn't action long overdue?
They have to want to help themselves, first. There are many Indians who are not living in squalid conditions. If one can do it, others can to.
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Is GOD flawed, inperfect, unfair, inconsistent ?
God is flawed, imperfect, unfair and inconsistent because Man is.
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Does every job in the military have to go to a different country to fight?
Once of the side effects of getting that "free" military training is that you're going to have to pay for it. You pay for it by doing what you're told and going where they tell you to go.
If you are so against going to war, don't look at the military.
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18, fresh out of HS, signed up, went to Iraq on 15 tours. Now he is 27 released from military. what now? what does that 27 yr old do now?
15 tours in 9 years? Not possible. What's he doing, 15, 1-month tours? No unit's operational tempo is that high, especially for someone just out of high school.
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I'm a job creator. I have a moral objection to guns. Should I be able to deny my employees insurance coverage for gun shot wounds?
In that case, then probably only if they shoot themselves. How can you deny health coverage if you're a victim of someone else?
I'm a job creator. I have a moral objection to automobiles. Should I be able to deny my employees inurance coverage if they get run over by a car?
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Would Israel and the US be responsible if Iran is attacked?
Iran will blame Israel AND the US for anything that they possibly can.
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Not only does the church invade our private lives and play God but politicians and employers do too. What is going on here?
No one forces you go to to church and no one forces you to work for a particular employer.
Sounds like you need to adjust where you're spending your time.
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How can I hide that I am pregnant?
You have been and are currently screwed. Now you have to deal with the consequences of your actions. Welcome to adulthood.
Next time keep your legs together.
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What are you doing the day after the end of the world?
Go to work. The same thing I did after the last time someone predicted the world was going to end.
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Do you remember Davy Jones?
Isn't he in a locker somewhere?
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If there is a "no mans land" where is it?
My front yard. Stay the hell out of it.
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If I let you borrow my money, will you pay me back?
No. I am the 99%.
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They say the poor are getting poorer but don't they have food and TVs? Things that were considered rich peoples things 100 years ago!
I guess we'll have to add it into the Constitution where everyone is entitled to a TV and government (taxpayer) expense.
Does it have to be LCD, or LED? How big? Is a 27" big enough? Does it have to be flat screen or can it be one of the big ones? Cable or satellite?
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What's your favorite thing that is hot?
Salma Hayek
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Why is it considered unreasonable to educate Islam that Koran books, while containing contents holy to them, is still just a book?
It's just a book, yet the muslims will use any excuse to start killing people. And, I can't believe that people here have no problem with that. That some people here think that burning a book or drawing a picture is inciteful enough to justify what these animals are doing.
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If George Lucas made a Star Wars: Episode VII(7), would u want 2 b in it, and who would you want to play?
With all the damn Star Wars movies and re-releases and dvd box sets and all the other bullshit, I won't want to even see another Star Wars movie.
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Laughter _______________?
Laughter, is it always good?
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Why don't kids realize that it isn't worth killing people because you are bullied?
That just goes to show you that parenting has gone down the toilet.
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Will Pirates 4 likely be reissued on Bluray on the 10th anniversary of Pirates 1 or the 50th anniversary of the first Disney Pirates ride?
Only one Pirates move I liked.
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Which branch of the military has the highest KIA ratio?
Are you asking who has had the most of their people killed? That's a hard number to figure out. The Army is the oldest branch, followed by the Navy, the Marine Corps and then the Air Force which was part of the Army until 1947.
It also depends on the role of the branch in that particular event.
During WW2, the percentage of Marines killed in action was the highest at 3.6% while the Army was...
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If you served in the armed forces, did you do combat and if so, how did it affect you?
Haditha Corridor, 2005.
Combat affects everyone differently. Some freeze up and can't funtion and some push past the fear and operate. We all carry the memories and fears for the rest of our lives. It's been almost 7 years since I was in Iraq and it seems like it was just yesterday.
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Now that gays are allowed in the military, should pink ties and pink ribbons be part of their uniform?
No.
The only thing it would help is the enemy's ability to shoot you.
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What's the first song that comes to your mind for Elvis Presley?
"Are you lonesome tonite"
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Are we becoming prisoners of technology?
Consider that some people would be screwed if they left their house without their cellphones. Absolutely.
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what in your opinion,would be the most "rewarding" occupation?
Porn Star. Every work day has a happy ending.
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What do you not want to see in a moving vehicle?
Punxsutawney Phil
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How attached are you to your footwear? Why?
Pretty attached. It's actually wrapped around my foot and tied. It won't come off too easily.
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Would your best friend jump in front of a car(and PUSH you out of the way!)to save your life?How about one of your immediate family members?
My Marine friends? Absolutely.
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Will you tell me something random?
The king of hearts is the only king without a moustache.
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The smell of __________ reminds me of ___________.
napalm, victory
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What is a tree good for?
Treehouse
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Do you support your nation's military? Why or why not?
Absolutely.
Without the military we'd still be a British colony.
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It seems everything I buy these days has got a _____________.
warning label.
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Do some people deserve to die? Wouldn't the world be better without some people?
Yep. Some people deserved what they got.
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Do you like Rock and Roll?
Hell yeah!
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Are most Cadillac, BMW, and Mercedes owners jerks?
I have a Cadillac and my mom has a BMW. Neither one of us are jerks.
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True or false? Religion causes bigotry and hate.
False. Human nature causes bigotry and hate.
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If you were invited to go to an AB convention would you attend?
Hmmmm. I'd have to think about that.
It depends on who gets invited I guess. I don't want to show up and be like that scene from Animal House where Otter walks in the motel and is met by his buddy Greg Marmalard and "...some of the other Hitler youth" from the Omega Theta Pi house.
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If you were invited to go to an AB convention would you attend?
Hmmmm. I'd have to think about that.
It depends on who gets invited I guess. I don't want to show up and be like that scene from Animal House where Otter walks in the motel and is met by his buddy Greg Marmalard and "...some of the other Hitler youth" from the Omega Theta Pi house.
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Were you ever described as a player? was it ever true? how about now?
Yes. I was a pinball wizard because I enjoyed playing pinball.
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For those Republicans that "hate" (or something similar) President Obama, is this in part because he has some African-American heritage?
I hate his policies. But, the liberals don't like that we don't like his policies, so we're labeled racists, becuase that just has to be it.
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How many times did you have to play with yourself as a child :-)?
Only 3. I kept a record of each and every instance.
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What are the consequences to the US if Israel decides to unilaterally attack Iran? Would we be obligated to go to their aid?
We should. Either way, the Iranians are going to blame us even though the Annointed One is doing everything he can to be able to point the finger at Israel.
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Why do some conservatives think that government jobs aren't important jobs deserving of high wages and benefits to attract qualified employees?
I have a problem with the fact that there are too many govenment jobs.
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Once upon a time the government had a vast scrap yard in the middle of a desert. Congress said, “Someone may steal from it at night.” So they created a night watchman position and hired a person for the job.
Then Congress said, “How does the watchman do his job without instruction?”...
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Was the Moody Blues hit song called "Nights In White Satin" or "Knights In White Satin"?
Nights in White Satin
Also, take a look here.
http://www.gaudela.net/portugalprog/capas/Days_of_Future_Passed-capa.html
The song appeared on their ablum, Days of Future Passed.
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Are your politics similer to your parents? Or way different?
Same as my father, different from my mother.
Put it this way. Mom was marching in Kent State, dad was in uniform.
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Should Iran make a pre-emptive strike against Israel to counter the very public threat of Israel to make a premptive strike against Iran?
Who's threatening who?
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Do you think my measurements are okay?
Measurements seem okay. Self esteem looks a little low, though.
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does anybody know why my dad is so strict?...sigh
Because he's trying to teach you something. Pay attention, they'll be a quiz later on in life.
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Do you think a person's name tells you something about that pesron?
Not their real name. Their AB name, maybe.
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Would you call someone a bad parent for taking a picture like this?
Sure. Same as I would this one.
Actually, the kid probably doesn't understand it anyway.
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Can I get pregnant if he wiped off and continued two days before I ovulated?
Wow. You really need to stop having sex until you've attend some kind of training class or something. Maybe pay attention in health class next time.
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did anyone see JLO's nip slip at the Oscars ?
No, but I was looking just in case.
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Does anybody know any songs about cutting? I would really appreciate if you could give me some suggestions.
"Idiot Wind" by Bob Dylan
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Why can't all women look like MEGAN FOX?
Because some need to look Alyssa Milano
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Parents create the kids they want. They either instill the love of learning in them or they don't care. Are you doing right by your kids?
I believe I am. While she doesn't like it now, she'll appreciate it in the future. The same things my parents told me.
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Dont you just hate close minded people who are ur friends that make fun of people like emos and cutting knowing that thats exactly who you are but u cant do nothing about it cuz u cant afford 2 loose them cuz their the only people u have.?
Some people exist to be made fun of.
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I______,I_______,I_________!
Tora! Tora! Tora!
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Innocent Canadian man arrested, strip searched and formally charged because his 4 year old daughter drew a picture of a gun? WTF?
Political correctness and paranoia gone insane.
"They say they had to investigate to determine whether there was a gun in Sansone’s house that children had access to." I'm not sure how things work there in Canada, but that is totally irrelevant. The little girl drawing a picture has no correlation to that whatsoever.
The school was way out of line.
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Do you think Israel should attack Iran?
I think Isreal should be able to do what it feels is necessary to protect itself from a country who's leader has called for their extermination.
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Why do people feel that it's okay to use shock collars and choke collars on dogs? Would you use them to train a child?
Shock collars? No.
Choke collars? Sure. The dog's neck is protected much better than a child's. I've had to use a choke collar and a prong collar on my dog. No damage done and he learned what I was trying to teach him.
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do you start getting choked up when you think how many years your dog have left to live?
If you have any feeling for your dog, then yes. His/her welfare should be a concern.
"He is your friend, your partner, your defender, your dog. You are his life, his love, his leader. He will be yours, faithful and true, to the last beat of his heart. You owe it to him to be worthy of such devotion."
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I put my dog down, did I do the right thing?
It's a hard decision to make and an even harder thing to do. I had to put my dog down 8 years ago. I still get choked up when I think about him and the way he was looking at me when he was laying on the table and the little whimper he let out after the vet gave him the shot. Thankfully, the vet was quick and left me alone with him for a time while I cried.
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Some work hard to give their kids every chance at success. Others work hard to make sure their kids turn out just like them. Which are you?
I hope she's like me and more.
All parents should try to ensure that their kids are successful. Why aim for mediocrity? Should you tell them to stive to "just squeak by?"
That's why no one wants to be VicePresident. They all want to be President.
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When did people start taking last names? What was the reason for it?
When there got to be too many named George.
Just look at George Foreman. 5 boys all named George. What would happen if there were other Georges on the street with no last name?
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The Syrian city of Homs has been under siege for a month. Hundreds are dead. Why won't the West act?
We should.
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I can prove Mormonism is a lie ( see inside )
The Original Pimp
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Name something people put in back yards.
http://ebookbrowse.com/burying-bodies-in-the-backyard-public-doc-d100965689
By permit only.
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Is there a bestselling author in you?
No, but I am in a book. Close enough for me.
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what is something people do on their lunch hour?
Eat lunch
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name a city in Utah?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_cities_and_towns_in_Utah
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How come there are no female suicide bombers?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hanadi_Jaradat
There are many of them.
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Opinions:...Which of these two wars can be won, if either... the War on drugs...the Afghanistan War...
The way to win the war in Afghanistan is to kill all the terrorists.
The way to winthe war on drugs is to have harsher sentences for dealers and users.
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If a poor person goes to school, works hard and gets rich is their evilness automatic or does an appointed panel declare them so?
Most liberals will have you believe that all rich people are evil and they got that way off the suffering and exploitation of the poor.
This way, no one will work hard to get rich, because then they too will be evil and we know that no one wants that. That's why you see all those lotto winners giving their money back. Because they don't want to be evil and rich.
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bf & i I were fooled around strongly ,both wearing thin underwear i was wearing a pad , is pregnancy possible ?
Go to the bookstore. But a book on sexual education.
Call your mom and have her explain the birds and bees.
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how do you join SWAT?
Talk to someone at the police department you're looking at instead of asking on AB.
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Do you believe in truth, justice and fair play? Does everyone you know believe in them too? Are those who don't 'the enemy' of we? Why?
It depends on which realm you're talking about, but as a general rule, yes, I do. Does everyone? Nope.
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Did you parents know that because you want your kids to go to college y'all are snobs? Are colleges/universities only for snobs? Why?
And we are snobs, why? How do you figure, Rosie?
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I have joint custody, and my child's mother wants to take the child out of state for a trip without my permission. Is there anything I can do to stop them?
Call your lawyer and see what your custody agreement says.
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Is she pretty? Look at the picture.
Maybe about 75 pounds ago
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What is your favorite one-hit wonder?
Europe - The Final Countdown
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0DuoPBKl2go&feature=related
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what is something you see as a complete waste of time and energy?
Trying to figure out why anyone watches Jersey Shore and who spawned these idiots.
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I call store for work schedule, manager rants & says to employee; "this f-ing b-tch wants her f-ing schedule!"
Then drive in and get it or quit.
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MN to allow gun owners to use deadly force virtually anywhere they feel threatened. Good idea or bad and why?
Why should I only be allowed to defend myself in my home? Why should I not be allowed to defend myself when walking down the street?
Of couse we should be allowed to use deadly force anywhere in the state, in my bedroom or on a dark street corner.
Michael McLendon killed 11 people in a few hours, shooting at random cars on the road, at a Walmart and killing 2 at a gas station. Shouldn't...
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When the US engages in a "major military exercise" does that mean war games? Rehearsal for the real deal? How far does 'exercise' go?
Of course they're rehearsing for the real deal. Perfect practice prevents piss poor performance.
Exercises are made as realistic as possible or else it's worthless.
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Has Obama fulfilled all his promises?
End no-bid contracts over $25k? Nope
Employee Free Choice Act? Nope
End bankrupt companies from giving bonuses? Nope
Allow imported prescription drugs? Nope
Double federal funding on cancer research? Nope
Fully fund IDEA? Nope
End income tax for seniors making less than 50k? Nope
Lower requirements for FMLA? Nope
Close Gitmo? Nope
Centralize lobbying reports? Nope
5 days of...
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What would you do if you see someone being attacked or robbed?
Do what I could to stop it.
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I am a skilled practitioner of Taekwondo, and was wondering, what is your martial art and why do you prefer it?
I think the best is probably a blending of all that you have studied, or as Bruce Lee said, the style of no style. Why limit yourself to only one?
I've studied Shotokan, Jeet Kune Do, Wing Chun and am now studying Krav Maga. All are excellent.
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Who is your favorite martial artist? Mine is Bren Foster.
Imi Lichtenfeld
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5 things you use daily?
toothbrush
coffee cup
toilet
lighter
bed
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Is Starbucks coffee really That great
Starbucks coffee sucks. Dunkin Donut is by far better.
People "shop" at Starbucks to get that image. The image that we're better and more sophisticated than you. That's why you can't get a large regular coffee there. You have to order a venti somethingorother(figure out what kind of blend you want now). That's why you're encouraged to tip your barista, just like in a real restaurant...
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President Obama apologizes to Karzai for the burning of Korans at a US airbase; Gingrich thinks he's wrong. Who's right?
We already said it was an accident. It should be left at that. Should Obama have written a letter apologizing? Absolutely not.
Gingrich did have a point, though. Where was Karzai's (or anyone else for that matter) apology for one of his soldiers' killing of two US soldiers?
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Is there such a thing as legal insurance, and also an insurance (if different) that will cover the cost to bail you out of jail?
Insurance will not cover intentional acts. If you look at your auto insurance, some policies have small amounts that they will pay for certain legal fees.
In short, there is no insurance against going to jail because there is no way to underwrite it.
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I’m the administrator of my deceased mom’s estate and I need a probate surety bond. Where can I get one?
Most independent insurance agents can take care of that for you. CNA issues probate bonds and is used by most independent agents.
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I understand that the current gas price hike is Obama's fault. Could someone explain the details to me please?
He's done nothing to bring about energy dependence in this country. Nothing to help develop our own resources at home. But, he did grant Petrobas (and big investor and Obamanite George Soros) the coveted Gulf of Mexico permit while denying it American company Exxon.
Basically, he's done nothing but sit on his hands and watch as gas prices have more than doubled since he's been in office. up...
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Is answering questions on answerbag a job I can put down on my resume? Why or why not
Not if you want the job.
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How do you feel about sharing your Faith with others?
Only if they ask. My faith is mine and yours is yours.
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Nato/US troops burning Qurans- Do they really want to ignite world war 3?
We're already at war with terrorism.
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what is your favorite BASEBALL and FOOTBALL team (and soccer players i said football not soccer)
Baseball is dumb. The only thing I like about baseball is sitting in the stands on a nice, sunny day and enjoying a beer and a dog. It would be much more exciting if you could tackle the baserunner or at least throw the ball at them.
Football? Go Blue!
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How much of a coward are you? Why?
We all are. Courage comes from overcoming your cowardice and acting when necessary.
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Should we attack Iran?
Assuming that they don't complly with the rest of the world and not pursue nuclear weapons, then i would have no problem with their nuclear plants being destroyed. Especially coming from a country who's constantly saying that other countries should be wiped off the face of the earth.
Me? I can't believe them when they say it is for energy only.
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What would you not want to see in someone else's kitchen?
Stuff that belongs to me.
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Some think burning a Koran/holy book is no big deal. Doesn't that make them as bad as those they deplore? How are them/those different?
Really? We're supposed to feel bad for those who won't allow other religions into their country? We're supposed to be all upset WITH them when their koran gets burned by mistake when they kill people who convert from islam to any other religion?
Nope. Don't care, the same as I wouldn't care if they burned the bible (which they do). It's just a book.
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Disrespectful. Callous disregard for human life. Unconscionable acts. Always only ever the enemy or sometimes us too?
What are you talking about Rosie? War crimes committed by our enemies?
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Have you ever wanted to be a gangster? What halted your progress?
There's just something about getting whacked that never appealed to me.
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Should I have pulled my tank top down?
With 16 years as a policeman, I can say that that has never worked. The girls that batted the eyelids and tried to act sexy to get out of a ticket are the ones I'd tag for not wearing their seatbelt, too.
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Do you know anyone with a name that starts with a "ph" or "v" ?
Vince Lombardi
Phil, the groundhog from Groundhog Day
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What is something that you Dislike that begins with "B" ?
Brady, Tom
background noise
blue balls
Blitzkreig
body odor
Bloopers, America's Funniest
blood suasage
bras
backache
biological warfare
burritos
Bubonic Plague
battle-axe
Bob Denver
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What is something that you like that begins with "T" ?
toothpaste
t'ai chi
Twilight Zone
tabacco
touchdown
temptress
television
Tweety
throttle
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Count_____________?
.....
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have a problem sprayer on kitchen sink. changed the sprayer because of crack but still not getting water through.
Look for a clog in the hose or right at the coupling with the water line.
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At what age were you first left home alone overnight?
Hell, it could have been as young as 3 or 4. My mother wasn't the most responsible parent in the world.
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What is your favorite NON-chocolate candy bar?
PayDay
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Don't you wish all music recordings sound as good as a Windham Hill?
What is a Windham Hill?
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When did you learn that you don't get to have your way all the time?
Mom and Dad taught me that when I was young.
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"Only in politics do people root for bad news". Obama just said that. Isn't it true? Don't his dislikers root for bad news to dis him?
Sure. The same as he does for his competition.
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Have you ever shot someone with a bazooka?
Not a bazooka, but I did use an AT-4. Shot that sumbitch right through the front door.
Boom.
Don't forget to watch for that backblast!
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if the founding fathers could see what america has become what would they say?
We didn't put any of this shit in the Constitution? What the hell are you people doing?
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Way to go guys! The GOP alienates women, gays, Latinos. They alienate others too but my space is limited. So how do they get elected then?
Way to go. The liberals alienate women, blacks and latinos.
Women - you're not as good as the men and need government help
Blacks - you're not as good as the whites and need government help
Latinos - Press 1 for English y apriete dos para español.
You're not as good as the blacks or the whites and need government help.
How do they keep getting elected?
Let us take from the hard...
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United States tax dollars used to buy little boys for Afghan pedophiles. Well spent defence money?
Not a very good source to use....
Two of their top blogs are about anal bleaching and UFOs over Los Angeles?
http://blogs.houstonpress.com/hairballs/2012/02/celebrity_lent_sacrifices_for.php
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Do you have hope for transparency in government/Wall Street/corporations ? Then check out House bill H.R. 2483.
For the most part, government should be transparent, though there are things that the people shouldn't know. Wall Street/corporations are part of the private sector and should not be that transparent, because that's the nature of business.
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Will I be awarded sole custody if the father committed parental kidnapping and fled?
Not necessarily.
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Are people of color allowed to join the KKK or still whites only? Is it thriving or just surviving? Could a KKK exist that wasn't racist?
Does this answer your question?
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No rational person would burn a holy book of any religion. Fanatics do it any way and there is always he** to pay. Why do they?
No rational person would riot and kill because someone else burned some paper with ink on it.
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Do you wear hats/caps?
Wore this one for awhile....
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Were either of your parents in the same line of work as either of their parents?
Great-Grandpa was a Marine vet and a policeman.
Grandpa was an Army vet and a fireman.
Dad was a Marine vet and a policeman.
I'm a Marine vet and retired policeman.
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You have to trust me, I'm a certified _______________?
gynecologist. I'll be happy to take a look.
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Are Muslims encouraged to have large families? If so, why?
Sure. More suicide bombers to martyr since they dad doesn't want to do it himself.
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Are there any working hour limits on 18 year old students who are attending high school? (Not held back)
No. You're 18 and legally an adult.
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why does everyone on answerbag only post questions to get points
Alot of us here don't care about points.
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Why are Catholics allowed to eat fish on Fridays during Lent? As far as I'm concerned if it was alive it's meat.
I'm not going to hell because I ate a cheeseburger at a picnic, on Sunday, during Lent.
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So, if using birth control is wrong for women is using viagra wrong for me? What about vasectomies?
I never said birth control was wrong. Any why would you use Viagra? Last time I looked, it was for men and was the exact opposite of birth control.
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From your standpoint, when a person turns _____ years old, they are OLD.
35.
(I'm over 40)
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Has anybody ever seen a hot blonde girl driving a BMW?
Yep.
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where i find escort in Alexandria - Egypt ?
Wrong site, dude. Try a dating site.
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Do you think civility in society is breaking down?
Why would you suggest that?
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What is it that men like the most?
Women
Football
Bacon
Beer
Silence during the game, except when the naked woman brings me a beer and a bacon sammich.
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It seems like the Koran burning has found a soft spot amongst the Taliban. If we threaten to burn more Korans could we end this stupid war?
How about we just burn all the terrorists?
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Should religion be a part of US politics, or should it have no influence on domestic or foreign decisions?
The politicans' character, including their religious beliefs, is what the voters should be looking at. Their character is what will drive them to do what they think is best once they're elected.
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How do Canadians spell color/colour?
Color, eh
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What do you think of President Obama's plan to tax US companies on profits made in foreign countries?
I'd like to see him do that with his buddy Immelt and GE.
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why do i feel dumb after smoking marijuana?
Quit smoking dope. You won't be so dumb then.
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What do you think are the top 10 movies of all time?
Full Metal Jacket
Saving Private Ryan
Blazing Saddles
The Godfather
Unforgiven
Stranger Than Fiction
Apocalypse Now
Schlinder's List
Goodfellas
The Departed
Also,
Reservoir Dogs
Alien
Inception
Lawrence of Arabia
Star Wars
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If you knew you were going to die in 60 seconds and were allowed to write 1 last message, what would you write?
"Bury me upside down, so you can all kiss my ass"
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Santorum says prenatal care leads to abortions. A doctor says it leads to healthier babies. Whom do you believe? A politician or a doctor?
That's not what he said. Try again, Rosie.
He was speaking about amniocentesis.
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When you reject your roots as the extreme right is now doing, don't you insult all those who came before you and fought the good fight?
How so, Rosie? Just because they are your roots doesn't mean you have to embrace every past ideal, does it? Do you liberals embrace your pro-slavery Democratic roots?
Didn't think so.
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Open your _______ so _______.
mouth, it doesn't go in your eye.
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Do you think the recent Koran burning was an " accident " ?
These people are f*cked up. It's paper and ink. They bitch and whine because they think the military personnel are "are not respectful of their culture or Islamic religion" and they use that to justify killing people. F*ck them and their book.
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What do you think of celebrities who get plastic surgery?
It's called low self-esteem.
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Two words that amuse you?
Yes
Swallow
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If the GOP makes birth control illegal then the Federal Government will own women's bodies. Isn't that 1812? Are they cavedwellers?
Nobody is trying to make birth control illegal. Try again.
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Some politicians blame the media for everything. Media doesn't make up news just reports it. Otherwise politicos would sue. Anyone suing?
Media reports what it wants in order to sell more papers.
There aren't too many media outlets that report "just the facts" anymore. Almost all of them have some type of spin.
Suing the media doesn't work alot, not unless you're going after the tabloids anyway.
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Baby you can drive my car. What would you like my car be?
Ferrari
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The liberal drones used to blame Bush for the high gas prices. Who do we blame now when they are twice as high?
Haha. Now they're actually saying that the high gas prices are a GOOD thing.
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Is it easirer for you to get a birth control pill or a job in the USA?
A 12 year old can get an abortion without parental consent in this country. Schools are passing out condoms and in some places you can get the "morning after" pill out of a vending machine.
Pitiful.
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Republicans say race is no longer an issue... Yet, I see racism right here on these pages every day. What am I missing?
Racism is not a republican or liberal issue. Those in both parties are capable of it.
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What is the logic behind private prisons?
It's cheaper than having a government bureaucracy running it.
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when are politicians going to stop misleading people that CO2 causes global warming? After all this is what I exhale
Here is their solution....
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How much does a smile cost?
How much money do you have?
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Are you afraid of the police? Why or why not?
Nope. The only ones afraid of the police are those who are doing something wrong.
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how long do you think it's going to take the human race to realize that the monetary system does not work?
Are you suggesting that we should go back to the bartering system?
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The best profession ever is ___________ ?
being a roadie for Metallica.
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Should I let my 14 year old date a 19 year old?
If you need to ask this, then you need some serious parenting lessons.
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Do women tennis players grunt too much?
Yeah. But when they look like Maria Sharapova, who cares?
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How many seeds on average are in a pumpkin?
All of them
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People say stereotypes aren't true. But we all know that there are some that are...
Sometimes
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Can you give me a word from every letter in the alphabet? Thanks! :-)
Ass-clown
Blowjob
Cleavage
Dipshit
Erection
Facial
G string
Handjob
Idiot
Jackass
Knob
Libtard
Man-boobs
Nipple
Orgy
Pornography
Quid
Rack
Super Bowl Champs (Go Giants!)
Tit
Underage
Vodka
Whore
XboX
Yo Mamma
Zit
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If you could wake up tomorrow morning having gained any one ability or quality,what would it be?
Ability to tell the future
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What is something you Dislike that begins with 'R?'
rapper's names (Cee-lo, Snopp Doggy Dog, P Diddy, Busta Rhymes, 2Pac, Biggie or any of those other idiots)
rust on my car
raccoons digging in my trash
racial sensitivity training (get over it already)
rap music
racing cars (nascar and especially that Fast and Furious bullshit)
revolving credit (what a scam)
Rerun (I hated that stupid beret he wore)
resistance (it's futile)
rap music
ringworm...
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Which childhood toy was your best?
Better....stronger....faster.
With bionic grip!!!
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Would you accept $1,000,000 to leave your country and never be able to set foot in it again?
Add three more zeros to that number and I'll think about it. I can still be a patriotic American and live somewhere else.
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Will you hold my hand while i tell that nasty looking Biker off
Wait. I'm a biker!
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Is it stupid to be a vegetarian?
Being vegetarian is a choice. Man is made to be both a carnivore and a herbivore by our very nature, more like onmivores.
We lack the ability to break down cellulose, unlike herbivores. Our teeth are made for both grinding plants and ripping meat. Also, we need protein. There is not much protein in wild plants that would be able to sustain you throughout your life like there is in meat.
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what dont you understand about______________?
What don't you understand about women?
Everything. But I understand there is a book on the topic....
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why Islam religion is spreading so strongly around the world ?
Because it's not considered politically correct to criticize islam and and all the shit they're blowing up. Instead, it's easier to say that they're victimized and misunderstood.
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Do some folks have more right to free speech than others? Who are they and why do they think that? Isn't freedom of speech for all of us?
Everyone enjoys the same freedom. Freedom of speech which comes with limits.
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What do you think of people with tattoos?
I have 6.
I just don't like them on women.
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The liberal drones used to blame Bush for the high gas prices. Who do we blame now when they are twice as high?
They're going to keep blaming Bush because nothing bad is Obama's fault.
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What are potential consequences that come with suicide?
Your death.
A permanent solution to a temporary problem.
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Why do Catholics allow medical care of any kind?
Maybe God planned for you to die of gangrene from infection, or maybe he planned on you to learn how to patch it up yourself. Or maybe he planned on you going to the hospital so you could meet the nurse and give her something to do that day, making her stay over the end of her shift so that she would miss being in a car accident on her way home from work.
Catholics aren't against all birth...
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Whose happiness makes you happy?
My daughter
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How disgusting do you find this image?
7 facebook comments is not indicative of anything other than these 7 people are f*cked up.
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What is so bad about dying... and that being the end of us?
Everyone dies. That's just a fact of life. My opinion is to go out and live you're life to the fullest and enjoy it instead of sitting locked up in the house, afraid to do anything that might get you hurt, so you can die of old age, never having done anything.
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What makes you so good at getting through to people?
I use a .45 caliber Colt Commander. It goes through people.
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Are you a US citizen?
Red blooded.
"Our great modern Republic. May those who seek the blessings of its institutions and the protection of its flag remember the obligations they impose."
~Ulysses S. Grant
"We dare not forget that we are the heirs of that first revolution."
~John F. Kennedy
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What state in America have you no desire to visit?
California. Been there. Too many hippies.
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Aim for_______________?
the head.
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Do you want to go Chuck E. Cheese for your birthday?
Hell no! Their pizza tastes like shit. I'm glad my daughter doesn't like having her birthdays there anymore.
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Are you comfortable around guns?
Take a look at my avatar!
Of course I am.
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Birth control is a women's issue. Until men give birth they should butt out. None of their business. What do they know about pregnancy?
I believe that it takes a man to make a baby, Rosie. That's simple genetics.
If it was all the woman's business, then quit demanding child support.
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Does anyone want to say anything as a tribute to Whitney Houston?
Just say no.
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Which actors or actresses have died during filming?
Vic Morrow - dacapitated by helicopter while filming
Brandon Lee - shot while filming
Tyrone Power - heart attack while filming
John Ritter - aortic disstection while filming
Steve Irwin - stabbed by manta ray while filming documentary
Redd Foxx - heath attack while filming
Tip Tipping - parachutes failed to open while filming show recreating "real life narrow escapes"
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Unrelenting cold snap over Europe freezes more rivers and has left 600 dead. Al Gore? Global warming?
http://www.friendsofscience.org/index.php?ide=2
"...in Circle Hot Springs, AK on Sunday, 29 Jan 2012 the HIGH temperature was a blistering -49°F, breaking the -44°F record which has stood since 1917."
"Jacksonville recorded a record low for Feb. 12 of 24 degrees Fahrenheit (minus 4 degrees Celsius), according to the National Weather Service." - Jan 12, 2012
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Libs: Why do you go into a hysterical name-calling fit when someone suggests you express a simple "thank you" for your "entitlements"?
Because they're entitled to some of what you worked hard for. They have no reason to thank you. As a matter of fact, you should thank them for not taking more.
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Raise taxes, raise taxes, raise taxes! How about stop spending, stop spending, stop spending?
Gene Sperling is now calling for a global tax.
Another liberal plan to tax the rich and give to the poor that the Annointed One will try to hide as an "incentive to keep jobs in the US."
I wonder if he'll make his buddy Immelt pay it?
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If ya can't beat 'em join even though you still plan to destroy 'em! That's Obama's rationale regarding Super Pacs. Do you buy it? Why?
Another broken promise. How does anyone believe what this idiot is saying anymore?
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Does it make you uneasy when a cop is driving behind you?
Nope. I drive the same way whether or not they're behind me. You should only get uneasy when you're doing something wrong.
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Trust everyone or no one?
Trust must be earned.
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Would you rather watch a sitcom, a reality show, a police drama, a legal drama, or a medical drama? Or something else or nothing at all?
History Channel.
Sitcoms and reality shows blow.
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Schools everywhere have bullying problems. What are some good solutions to help stop/prevent bullying?
Kick the bully's ass.
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Name the Countries where being 'Gay' is illegal?
Countries where you can get the death penalty for engaging in homosexual acts:
(notice they are all muslim countries)
Mauritania
Sudan
Somaliland
Saudi Arabia
UAE
Yemen
Iran
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/LGBT_rights_by_country_or_territory
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Why you kill innocent cows?
Because there's nothing like the smell of a brand new leather baseball glove.
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Do you feel it's right to have government agents inspecting kids' lunches brought from home to check for nutritional content?
Absolutely not. This is total bullsh*t. The government needs to step out of the parent-child relationship and worry about other things, not whether or not little Johnny is getting his vegatables.
Even looking at the story, the little girl ate only 3 chicken nuggets and dumped the rest. What are they going to do next? Force the food down her throat when she doesn't want to eat it? Give...
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What's your favorite pronoun?
Mine
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If you believe abortion is murder AND happen to support abortion, are you against suicide? Why or why not?
I'm against abortion and do believe it is murder. If you want to kill yourself, go right ahead.
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The United States of America: Melting pot, or mixed salad?
Mixed Salad. People coming into this country no longer want to assimilate into American life. Instead, they come here and want us to celebrate all the shit they just left.
"here is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism. When I refer to hyphenated Americans, I do not refer to naturalized Americans. Some of the very best Americans I have ever known were naturalized Americans,...
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Is a separated spouse obligated to provide health insurance to a legally separated spouse in California?
Probably not, depending on the circumstances.
You're not legally obligated to provide your spouse with benefits. You need to check with your lawyer and your health plan administrator.
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Why don't conservatives want to help the poor?
These poor people?
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Why don't conservatives want to help the poor?
We want to help. We just don't want to support the lazy ones.
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How can we get rid of all the lazy liberals?
Make them gets jobs. When they realize they have to pay for the rest of the lazy bums, they'll see why conservatives have the right answers.
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Should we relocate all of the welfare bums to third world countries to encourage corporate growth?
No, we should encourage all the welfare bums to get off of welfare and start to become productive members of society instead of leaching off the system.
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Does the CIA monitor Answerbag members' Q & A and analyze their psych profiles for later recruitment? If so...how are you doing?
No. They have more important things to do.
Besides, monitoring websites is the NSA's job.
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In your opinion, is it a "good idea" to own/buy a gun? for protection? in case... ?why?
Absolutely.
When someone is coming into your home to do bad things to you and yours, what would you rather have? A gun or a phone with someone on the other line telling you to wait till the police get there.
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How to enjoy the weekends with girl and fun with earn???
Try learning the language, first.
http://www.learn-english-online.org/
F*ckin idiots posting this crap.
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Why you guys get upset when I speak of Hitler?(Where's freedom of speech?haa?)
Doesn't bother me in the slightest.
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what noise or sound do you love ?
My daughter sleeping.
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Name two foods that taste good together (not the same food) and start with the same letter?
Bacon and any other food that starts with B
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Are you where you are because of your mistakes or your successes?
Both. Your successes and failures are what help define your personality and character.
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What is the key of the success of long marriages?
Pre-nup. If not, remember it's cheaper to keep her.
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Who is the greatest player in Houston Astros franchise history?
Do they even still have a team?
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What do you like Baseball or Football.
What teams you like me TEXANS & ASTROS (best teams ever)
My Big Blue Wrecking Crew.
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Who would be the First Person you would call if you won a big lottery?
My lawyer.
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crcard with a bal of $4900, int 23%. another with int 19.5%. Is it a good idea to pay off with a balance transfer to the lower int one?
Pay off the one with the smallest balance first. Once that is done, take the money you were paying and pay off the next one. The idea is to get them paid off, one at a time, as quickly as possible.
If you transfer the balance, you'll just be paying interest on a higher balance.
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Why do priests molest little boys?
For the same reason anyone else does.
http://www.wftv.com/news/news/teacher-charged-with-molesting-student-nearly-100-/nD92w/
http://hawaiianlibertarian.blogspot.com/2007/08/female-predators-in-our-public-schools.html
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The education gap in the US for rich and poor is widening thus reducing the chances for the poor to make good. Conservatism in action?
Politics are irrelevant here. While there are many factors that contribute to it, being a conservative is not one of them.
http://blogs.nature.com/ericwubbo/2010/05/are_poor_children_taught_to_fail.html