Answerbag: ZombieJesus's answers

Answer to My girlfriend is jealous because of me hanging out with other girls, so i tend to do it less often now...i basically do it because i love her...is this an okay thing for a teenage relationship?

Tue, 09 Jun 2009 19:11:48 -0700

My girlfriend is jealous because of me hanging out with other girls, so i tend to do it less often now...i basically do it because i love her...is this an okay thing for a teenage relationship?

NO!!! Get OUT of that relationship!! I had a relationship like that, and it started just how your question states. The girl told me she got jealous when I hung out with any of my other female friends. I was sad, but kept dating her. Eventually this spread to her being jealous of my GUY...

Answer to Have you named your private parts? If so what's the name?

Mon, 09 Feb 2009 06:23:06 -0800

Have you named your private parts? If so what's the name?

My naughty bits. He speaks with a British accent.

Answer to Do you LOL more than you should? Are you an LOL addict?

Wed, 28 Jan 2009 20:26:37 -0800

Do you LOL more than you should? Are you an LOL addict?

I am actually LOL deprived.

Answer to Are you sure that doesn't have any peanut butter in it?

Wed, 28 Jan 2009 20:21:02 -0800

Are you sure that doesn't have any peanut butter in it?

Well, it doesn't NOT have peanut butter.

Answer to What is a food that is just as good cooked as uncooked?

Wed, 28 Jan 2009 20:18:16 -0800

What is a food that is just as good cooked as uncooked?

A bagel! :)

Answer to What words does the letters a, s, p, a, r, e, s make?

Wed, 28 Jan 2009 06:20:47 -0800

What words does the letters a, s, p, a, r, e, s make?

Asspear

Answer to Could I have your autograph?

Tue, 27 Jan 2009 20:04:26 -0800

Could I have your autograph?

Not sure why you would want it, but sure! -ZOMBIEJESUS

Answer to Are you easily hooked on soap operas? If so, what is your fav?

Tue, 27 Jan 2009 18:46:09 -0800

Are you easily hooked on soap operas? If so, what is your fav?

No. I don't particularly like them. Sorry.

Answer to Do you find yourself depressed when working late?

Tue, 27 Jan 2009 18:33:46 -0800

Do you find yourself depressed when working late?

Tired and depressed.

Answer to How old were you in 1950's?

Tue, 27 Jan 2009 18:26:47 -0800

How old were you in 1950's?

I wasn't born anywhere near the 50's.

Answer to Wanna hear my account story?

Tue, 27 Jan 2009 18:21:31 -0800

Wanna hear my account story?

I would love to hear your account story.

Answer to I saw end of world in 2060. Why once the world ended I would return as a saint in China?

Tue, 27 Jan 2009 17:51:01 -0800

I saw end of world in 2060. Why once the world ended I would return as a saint in China?

Wait, what?

Answer to What goes through your mind when you hear a non-black person use the "N" word?

Tue, 27 Jan 2009 16:35:59 -0800

What goes through your mind when you hear a non-black person use the "N" word?

I think, "Uggh...seriously? Gosh..."

Answer to What do you like better,Toast or Pop-Tart?

Tue, 27 Jan 2009 16:31:40 -0800

What do you like better,Toast or Pop-Tart?

Toast. I love toast. :))))

Answer to Would you like to see a zombie apocalypse episode of Family Guy? (Griffin family vs. zombies)

Tue, 27 Jan 2009 16:26:37 -0800

Would you like to see a zombie apocalypse episode of Family Guy? (Griffin family vs. zombies)

Meh. Not entirely.

Answer to Are you wearing blue right this second?

Tue, 27 Jan 2009 16:26:00 -0800

Are you wearing blue right this second?

Nope. Nothing on me is blue.

Answer to What is something done by people in public places that you wish they wouldn't do?

Mon, 26 Jan 2009 18:34:33 -0800

What is something done by people in public places that you wish they wouldn't do?

Blow their nose. :/ ICKY.

Answer to We have a new Sage, The super sexy Spicy Hot!!! Please join the party and let's celebrate her accomplishment!!!!!

Sun, 25 Jan 2009 20:01:16 -0800

We have a new Sage, The super sexy Spicy Hot!!! Please join the party and let's celebrate her accomplishment!!!!!

Wow congratulations!! :D I remember when you were just a wee level six.

Answer to Have you ever liked/dated someone outside your creepy age? ((Your age/2)+7)

Sat, 24 Jan 2009 21:48:47 -0800

Have you ever liked/dated someone outside your creepy age? ((Your age/2)+7)

My age divided in two and then plus seven is...my age...

Answer to What are your favorite toppings on a hot dog?

Sat, 24 Jan 2009 11:18:18 -0800

What are your favorite toppings on a hot dog?

Spicy Mustard, or Chili! :D :)

Answer to Can you tell me a specific kind of box? ex: jukebox

Sat, 24 Jan 2009 11:16:41 -0800

Can you tell me a specific kind of box? ex: jukebox

No..=( Or does Toaster box count? :D

Answer to Who is a girl that is 15? and has a profile on here?

Fri, 23 Jan 2009 19:39:01 -0800

Who is a girl that is 15? and has a profile on here?

Me! Oh wait, false alarm. I'm not fifteen. or a girl...

Answer to Does anyone know the story of how my user name became NUNYA?

Fri, 23 Jan 2009 19:35:12 -0800

Does anyone know the story of how my user name became NUNYA?

I do not, but I would very much like to know. :):)

Answer to My daughters boyfriend shaves his legs, HELP!!

Fri, 23 Jan 2009 19:29:49 -0800

My daughters boyfriend shaves his legs, HELP!!

Help you do what?

Answer to How many people do you know that are vegetarians?

Fri, 23 Jan 2009 19:05:09 -0800

How many people do you know that are vegetarians?

A lot of them. They are all teenage girls...:D

Answer to What can you do better drunk than sober?

Fri, 23 Jan 2009 19:04:34 -0800

What can you do better drunk than sober?

Act like you're drunk.

Answer to Any tips for grade 8 math?

Fri, 23 Jan 2009 19:03:34 -0800

Any tips for grade 8 math?

Pay attention, listen carefully, TAKE NOTES.

Answer to What is your favourite movie beginning with the letter N?

Thu, 22 Jan 2009 20:40:21 -0800

What is your favourite movie beginning with the letter N?

Napoleon Dynamite. That is also the only movie I can think of with N...:D

Answer to Have you ever torn your clothes off? Or cut them to get out of them?

Thu, 22 Jan 2009 20:39:51 -0800

Have you ever torn your clothes off? Or cut them to get out of them?

I actually have on accident. I was pretending that I was going to rip my shirt off and it seriously just started ripping and before I realized it...

Answer to First thing that comes to mind when i say "penetration".

Thu, 22 Jan 2009 17:55:19 -0800

First thing that comes to mind when i say "penetration".

Haha, I got a huge smile on my face.

Answer to Do you have a fireplace in your home?

Tue, 20 Jan 2009 20:21:54 -0800

Do you have a fireplace in your home?

I wish I did!

Answer to What is the best car you have ever owned?

Tue, 20 Jan 2009 20:21:21 -0800

What is the best car you have ever owned?

I have never owned a car. =(

Answer to My best friend doesnt want me to date my boyfriend what should i do?

Tue, 20 Jan 2009 20:20:51 -0800

My best friend doesnt want me to date my boyfriend what should i do?

Ditch your boyfriend. Friends are more important, eh?

Answer to Does the women in the progressive insurance commercials annoy you too?

Tue, 20 Jan 2009 20:18:36 -0800

Does the women in the progressive insurance commercials annoy you too?

Yeah. I just don't get any of her jokes. =|

Answer to Whats one Good thing about Winter...?

Tue, 20 Jan 2009 20:17:46 -0800

Whats one Good thing about Winter...?

The skiing!

Answer to Are you scared of the police?

Tue, 20 Jan 2009 20:16:57 -0800

Are you scared of the police?

No. Should I be?

Answer to Do you have a Steady Hand...?

Tue, 20 Jan 2009 20:16:38 -0800

Do you have a Steady Hand...?

Yeah, I suppose.

Answer to What ringtone do you have on your cell phone right now?

Tue, 20 Jan 2009 20:16:06 -0800

What ringtone do you have on your cell phone right now?

I Feel Fine - The Beatles

Answer to Im very curious about afterlife, does anyone have any true stories you want to share with me?

Tue, 20 Jan 2009 20:15:44 -0800

Im very curious about afterlife, does anyone have any true stories you want to share with me?

No, sorry.

Answer to If I had a third arm & hand, I would _______!!

Tue, 20 Jan 2009 20:14:36 -0800

If I had a third arm & hand, I would _______!!

slap three people at once!

Answer to I am thirsty, what shouldt i drink?

Tue, 20 Jan 2009 20:13:39 -0800

I am thirsty, what shouldt i drink?

A tall glass of cool, icy water.

Answer to What do you call this letter? "&"

Tue, 20 Jan 2009 20:12:59 -0800

What do you call this letter? "&"

Ampersand, but it was originally for the word "et."

Answer to Does anyone want to see the movie "Taken"?

Tue, 20 Jan 2009 19:50:08 -0800

Does anyone want to see the movie "Taken"?

I want to see it!! :)

Answer to If you are cold, do you prefer to add layers of clothing or grab a blanket?

Tue, 20 Jan 2009 19:46:15 -0800

If you are cold, do you prefer to add layers of clothing or grab a blanket?

Layers of clothes. :)))

Answer to A little learning is a _ _ _ _ _ (fill in blank)

Tue, 20 Jan 2009 19:45:37 -0800

A little learning is a _ _ _ _ _ (fill in blank)

little teaching.

Answer to Gratitude is the sign of _ _ _ _ _ (fill in blank)

Tue, 20 Jan 2009 19:45:00 -0800

Gratitude is the sign of _ _ _ _ _ (fill in blank)

thankful.

Answer to It wasn't your fault, it _ _ _ _ _ (fill in blank)

Tue, 20 Jan 2009 19:39:37 -0800

It wasn't your fault, it _ _ _ _ _ (fill in blank)

just happened to be flammable and it just happened to be near a fire.

Answer to Deal with the faults of others as gently as _ _ _ _ _ (fill in blank)

Tue, 20 Jan 2009 19:38:28 -0800

Deal with the faults of others as gently as _ _ _ _ _ (fill in blank)

an angry, man-eating giant is.

Answer to Great minds have purposes, others have _ _ _ _ _ (fill in blank)

Tue, 20 Jan 2009 19:37:48 -0800

Great minds have purposes, others have _ _ _ _ _ (fill in blank)

no minds and therefore no purposes.

Answer to What part of "no" don't you understand?

Tue, 20 Jan 2009 19:36:45 -0800

What part of "no" don't you understand?

Every single part of it. :)

Answer to Don't boast when you set out but only when _ _ _ _ _ (fill in blank)

Tue, 20 Jan 2009 19:36:15 -0800

Don't boast when you set out but only when _ _ _ _ _ (fill in blank)

you put out.

Answer to Who saw Obama get sworn in today?

Tue, 20 Jan 2009 19:35:32 -0800

Who saw Obama get sworn in today?

I saw it twice on television. (:

Answer to Guess who’s coming to dinner?

Tue, 20 Jan 2009 19:34:45 -0800

Guess who’s coming to dinner?

President Obama?

Answer to Can you tell me something that is naturally RED?

Mon, 19 Jan 2009 21:01:43 -0800

Can you tell me something that is naturally RED?

Strawberries.

Answer to Best non-sexual physical feeling?

Mon, 19 Jan 2009 20:32:27 -0800

Best non-sexual physical feeling?

Dreaming a good dream.

Answer to What does it mean if a girl asks you for money for her 16th birthday?

Mon, 19 Jan 2009 20:17:04 -0800

What does it mean if a girl asks you for money for her 16th birthday?

It means she wants you to help her with her Sweet Sixteen party or that she just wants money for her birthday.

Answer to I made this especially for you!! Do you like this 3 legged ceramic green dog with one eye and a broken ear?

Mon, 19 Jan 2009 20:16:06 -0800

I made this especially for you!! Do you like this 3 legged ceramic green dog with one eye and a broken ear?

It looks exactly like MY dog! :):) thank you!

Answer to Is your birthday ever on a holiday?

Mon, 19 Jan 2009 20:13:38 -0800

Is your birthday ever on a holiday?

My birthday is also the emperor of Japan's birthday. So, in Japan, it is a holiday. :)

Answer to I want to go to Anchorage, Alaska from San Francisco California....what would the cheapest and fastest way to do it without taking a airplane?

Mon, 19 Jan 2009 20:00:05 -0800

I want to go to Anchorage, Alaska from San Francisco California....what would the cheapest and fastest way to do it without taking a airplane?

Walking.

Answer to How many of you are using Internet Explorer right now?

Mon, 19 Jan 2009 19:59:28 -0800

How many of you are using Internet Explorer right now?

I am using firefox. I love firefox. :D

Answer to Should Annie get her gun?

Mon, 19 Jan 2009 19:58:59 -0800

Should Annie get her gun?

As long as she's not planning to use it!

Answer to Do you live near your family?

Mon, 19 Jan 2009 19:31:33 -0800

Do you live near your family?

Yes, very close.

Answer to Would you live with a pirate?

Mon, 19 Jan 2009 19:28:37 -0800

Would you live with a pirate?

Meh, I would live with a PIRININJA. (:

Answer to Do you get like a million e-mails from answerbag?

Mon, 19 Jan 2009 19:27:40 -0800

Do you get like a million e-mails from answerbag?

Yes, on my alternate email. :)

Answer to What is the first thing that comes to your mind when you see this ---> ٩(̾●̮̮̃̾•̃̾)۶ ٩(͡๏̯͡๏)۶ ٩(-̮̮̃ -̃)۶

Mon, 19 Jan 2009 19:21:51 -0800

What is the first thing that comes to your mind when you see this ---> ٩(̾●̮̮̃̾•̃̾)۶ ٩(͡๏̯͡๏)۶ ٩(-̮̮̃ -̃)۶

^_^

Answer to What's written on your birthday suit?

Mon, 19 Jan 2009 19:20:41 -0800

What's written on your birthday suit?

My birthday suit remains as it was when it was my first time I had it on. ;)

Answer to If I say to you semi- whats the first thing that comes to mind?

Mon, 19 Jan 2009 08:14:40 -0800

If I say to you semi- whats the first thing that comes to mind?

Truck

Answer to Have you ever taken a bath or shower in the dark?

Mon, 19 Jan 2009 08:11:16 -0800

Have you ever taken a bath or shower in the dark?

Every morning before school.

Answer to Im 14 and i havent had a boyfriend what should i do

Mon, 19 Jan 2009 08:10:21 -0800

Im 14 and i havent had a boyfriend what should i do

You changed the question from "I am 14 and have no GF" to "Im 14 and i havent had a boyfriend" what?

Answer to Sure, do you have your ID with you?

Sun, 18 Jan 2009 20:41:15 -0800

Sure, do you have your ID with you?

No, sir, what ever did I do wrong?

Answer to Do you like my shoes?

Sun, 18 Jan 2009 20:39:24 -0800

Do you like my shoes?

Well, they are definitely something! ;)

Answer to Lol I think i am gay. Do u think so?

Sun, 18 Jan 2009 20:16:33 -0800

Lol I think i am gay. Do u think so?

ahhhh, this wasn't me. A very unfunny little brother thought it would be hilarious to post a funny question on my account. DELETE PLEASE.

Answer to If you can make a _ then you can make a __?

Sun, 18 Jan 2009 20:09:53 -0800

If you can make a _____ then you can make a ______?

chocolate cake, upside down cake I HAVE CAKE ON MY MIND.

Answer to You had me at ________?

Sun, 18 Jan 2009 19:58:21 -0800

You had me at ________?

Banana hammock! Those words always get my attention. not sure why...

Answer to How important to a man is the size of a woman's breasts? Is too small or too big a turn off?

Sun, 18 Jan 2009 19:50:18 -0800

How important to a man is the size of a woman's breasts? Is too small or too big a turn off?

Boob men? Like...guys with boobs? I don't think guys with boobs have any preferences of their own boobs... ;)

Answer to During the night of January 17, 2009 how did you sleep? Did you get enough sleep?

Sun, 18 Jan 2009 19:48:39 -0800

During the night of January 17, 2009 how did you sleep? Did you get enough sleep?

I slept well, until my dog woke me up...:D

Answer to Kiss me Hardy for i'm about to?

Sun, 18 Jan 2009 19:45:18 -0800

Kiss me Hardy for i'm about to?

Party! it rhymes.

Answer to I woke up today feeling very weak and my muscles ache. When I try to sleep i get VERY hot and start sweating. What do you think i have?

Sun, 18 Jan 2009 19:45:01 -0800

I woke up today feeling very weak and my muscles ache. When I try to sleep i get VERY hot and start sweating. What do you think i have?

Could be just a cold. or the flu.

Answer to Are you impatient to get replies? ...answer quickly!

Sun, 18 Jan 2009 19:44:37 -0800

Are you impatient to get replies? ...answer quickly!

Only when I'm near upping to a new level.

Answer to If a fraction has a positive value on the top, and the same value on the bottom but negative, can you simplify it?

Sun, 18 Jan 2009 19:43:27 -0800

If a fraction has a positive value on the top, and the same value on the bottom but negative, can you simplify it?

It will be simplified to -1. No matter what.

Answer to You hear the word "Swiss." What comes to mind first?

Sun, 18 Jan 2009 19:42:57 -0800

You hear the word "Swiss." What comes to mind first?

Cheese, or Chocolate.

Answer to How would you rather die: getting struck by lightning or falling into lava?

Sun, 18 Jan 2009 19:41:28 -0800

How would you rather die: getting struck by lightning or falling into lava?

Lightning. Why die slowly burning if you could die almost instantly?

Answer to I think my boyfriend is looking at porn on his PC. He clears his history, and temporary files regularly. Is there any way I can recover the deleted info or monitor his actions from another PC without him knowing?

Sun, 18 Jan 2009 19:21:47 -0800

I think my boyfriend is looking at porn on his PC. He clears his history, and temporary files regularly. Is there any way I can recover the deleted info or monitor his actions from another PC without him knowing?

You could simply ask him. Talk to him!

Answer to I found this site that let's you watch free movies online, but they have so many! Does anyone know of any really good movies worth watching that hopefully aren't "chick flicks"?

Sun, 18 Jan 2009 19:19:59 -0800

I found this site that let's you watch free movies online, but they have so many! Does anyone know of any really good movies worth watching that hopefully aren't "chick flicks"?

Kung Fu Hustle, Little Miss Sunshine, The Dark Knight, any old samurai movie...any of those will work just fine! :D

Answer to Am i crazy to marry someone who verbally abuses me everday?

Sun, 18 Jan 2009 19:13:37 -0800

Am i crazy to marry someone who verbally abuses me everday?

If it bothers you, then yes.

Answer to Is it ok to drink and drive if you go slow?

Sun, 18 Jan 2009 19:13:17 -0800

Is it ok to drink and drive if you go slow?

No. It is NEVER okay.

Answer to Do you ever go to a movie theater just for the popcorn?

Sun, 18 Jan 2009 19:12:06 -0800

Do you ever go to a movie theater just for the popcorn?

No, I eat all my popcorn at my house.

Answer to I bleed GREEN for the Philadelphia Eagles! What color do you bleed?

Sun, 18 Jan 2009 19:09:50 -0800

I bleed GREEN for the Philadelphia Eagles! What color do you bleed?

red.

Answer to How often do you get lost inside your own mind?

Sun, 18 Jan 2009 19:07:56 -0800

How often do you get lost inside your own mind?

Every fifteen minutes. :D

Answer to What is the first thing that comes to your mind when I say "sugar"

Sun, 18 Jan 2009 17:00:13 -0800

What is the first thing that comes to your mind when I say "sugar"

Sugar Cubes! I love them! They're all cubey...and sugary!

Answer to I am 14 and have no GF,can you become my GF

Sun, 18 Jan 2009 16:58:45 -0800

I am 14 and have no GF,can you become my GF

No. I'm a dude, for one.

Answer to If you are 14s-15s years old write yes and if no write no?i want to check that how many 14s to 15s are on answer bag.add me as friend.

Sun, 18 Jan 2009 16:58:05 -0800

If you are 14s-15s years old write yes and if no write no?i want to check that how many 14s to 15s are on answer bag.add me as friend.

Looks like you have to add me. So, go for it, stud!

Answer to Isn't HOUSE the best show ever?

Sun, 18 Jan 2009 16:56:52 -0800

Isn't HOUSE the best show ever?

It's pretty good. I'm watching it RIGHT NOW. :D

Answer to Is there someone on Answerbag that you just don't flirt with?

Sun, 18 Jan 2009 16:50:54 -0800

Is there someone on Answerbag that you just don't flirt with?

...all of them? :D

Answer to Have you ever wanted to just riverdance...naked...ontop of a car...in traffic...downtown?

Sun, 18 Jan 2009 16:34:07 -0800

Have you ever wanted to just riverdance...naked...ontop of a car...in traffic...downtown?

Every second of every day.

Answer to Do your childrens names have a segnificant meaning?

Sun, 18 Jan 2009 16:31:32 -0800

Do your childrens names have a segnificant meaning?

I don't have any children...=( And I don't think my name has any special meanings either.

Answer to At what point to do know it is time to STOP?

Sun, 18 Jan 2009 16:30:10 -0800

At what point to do know it is time to STOP?

When it hurts. :D

Answer to Can somebody throw me a lean hot pocket!?

Sun, 18 Jan 2009 09:11:29 -0800

Can somebody throw me a lean hot pocket!?

Those things are hot! Do you really want one thrown at you?

Answer to Want two points?

Sun, 18 Jan 2009 09:09:40 -0800

Want two points?

I would love two points. (: Would you like three?

Answer to The world is ending on friday. What's your plan?

Sun, 18 Jan 2009 07:41:55 -0800

The world is ending on friday. What's your plan?

Live life to the fullest as I usually do.