http://www.answerbag.com/profile/548172 New Answerbag answers from Dr_Dredd Wed, 30 May 2012 01:29:28 -0700 Wed, 30 May 2012 01:29:28 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8545492 Salon awarded Glenn Beck the Crazy of the Year for 2009. Who would you vote for?<br /><br />Michelle. She's deranged. Fri, 18 Dec 2009 15:29:41 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8545492 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8533592 At the beach would you rather play in the sand or play in the water?<br /><br />Definitely the water. I love to float and relax. Wed, 16 Dec 2009 14:53:23 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8533592 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8533394 What would happen if the future Moon mission astronauts stepped outside their lander and found an abandoned 1956 Cadillac (a blue one) near their landing site?<br /><br />Now we know what happened to Elvis! Wed, 16 Dec 2009 13:27:37 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8533394 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8533385 I hate hospitals, I'd do anything to avoid them, is that normal?<br /><br />Not uncommon at all. (As my mentor used to say, "A hospital is the worst place to be, especially when you're sick!") And maybe it will motivate you to adopt a healthy lifestyle, so you won't have to go to the hospital. Wed, 16 Dec 2009 13:25:06 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8533385 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8533378 I just divorced Satan's son and I am now with Freddy Krueger and Jason Voorhees. Should I marry them?<br /><br />No. I definitely think you have to choose between them. Never mind that polygamy is illegal; family gatherings would definitely be weird if you married both! Wed, 16 Dec 2009 13:21:59 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8533378 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8516464 So, i walk into this restaurant at 9 pm. i am in uniform. manager points to a drunk Santa Claus in the corner, tapped out. wants me to remove him. i can see the tomorrows headlines: SANTA ARRESTED NO CHRISTMAS THIS YEAR. what would you do?<br /><br />Unfortunately, you probably do need to arrest him. He shouldn't be drinking and driving the sleigh. It's not just himself that he's putting at risk; it's also Rudolph and the others. Fri, 11 Dec 2009 12:59:20 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8516464 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8516237 What happen when you meditate everyday for 100 days?<br /><br />You'll probably feel very mellow. :-) Fri, 11 Dec 2009 12:12:22 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8516237 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8513255 who hates new answerbag?<br /><br />I'm not impressed so far. It's like they're trying to be more like Yahoo! Answers. Thu, 10 Dec 2009 21:14:27 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8513255 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8512303 If I told you that I can walk on water what would you're response be?<br /><br />That you were singing an old Eddie Money song. Thu, 10 Dec 2009 16:25:03 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8512303 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8510899 What sort of noise drives you absolutely insane?<br /><br />My dog&#039;s whining. He does it constantly, thinking he&#039;s going to get his way. Thu, 10 Dec 2009 13:03:00 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8510899 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8510772 What's an awesome name for a lab rat?<br /><br />Nicodemus (From &quot;The Secret of NIMH&quot;) Thu, 10 Dec 2009 12:45:07 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8510772 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8510711 Unhelpful things to say in a crisis?<br /><br />&quot;911, please hold...&quot; Thu, 10 Dec 2009 12:37:31 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8510711 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8510236 You and your friend are being interrogated for murder. You're both guilty. If neither of you talks, you both get a low sentence. If one talks, he is let go, while the other gets a high sentence. If you both talk, you both high sentences. What do you do?<br /><br />It&#039;s the classic Prisoner&#039;s Dilemma, taught in game theory classes. The best thing for everyone to do is keep quiet under all circumstances. That way, nobody gets a high sentence. Thu, 10 Dec 2009 11:27:56 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8510236 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8510216 What does "The check is in the mail" mean to you?<br /><br />Don&#039;t hold your breath... Thu, 10 Dec 2009 11:25:02 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8510216 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8502520 Which movie / tv family would make the best neighbours?<br /><br />The Solomons from &quot;3rd Rock From the Sun.&quot; Wed, 09 Dec 2009 14:25:05 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8502520 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8502395 Santa went up the chimney, but left behind his sack and inside was______________.<br /><br />An atomic bomb. Wed, 09 Dec 2009 14:08:53 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8502395 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8502371 How can I make everyone worship me without spending a lot of money or time?<br /><br />Go out in a blaze of glory. Wed, 09 Dec 2009 14:05:28 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8502371 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8502223 Is Al Gore a 'poet laureate' for climate change?<br /><br />No. As far as I know, he doesn&#039;t write poetry, so he can&#039;t be a poet laureate. Wed, 09 Dec 2009 13:47:10 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8502223 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8502159 Make our day! What did you do for your fellowman today?<br /><br />I took care of their medical and psychological problems. Wed, 09 Dec 2009 13:39:21 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8502159 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8502084 What's the worst thing you can say during a SCARY MOMENT at a SPOOKY MOVIE?<br /><br />Hey, want some popcorn? Wed, 09 Dec 2009 13:27:44 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8502084 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8501804 Do you know who Sheriff Joe Arpaio is? If so how do you feel about his policies on inmate treatment? Good or Bad?<br /><br />He&#039;s a nut job. The guy sounds like he&#039;s auditioning to be a third-world dictator. Is it really true that he&#039;s going to run for governor? Say it ain&#039;t so, Joe! Wed, 09 Dec 2009 12:47:28 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8501804 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8501749 Should a surviving family member of a murdered person be permitted to throw "the chair" switch, start the drugs flowing, fire one of the rifles or operate the trap door, when their relative's killer is executed? Would YOU want to do that, if possible?<br /><br />I don&#039;t think they should be permitted. As a society, we have apparently decided that the purpose of capital punishment is deterrence, not revenge. (At least that&#039;s what the politicians say publically.) If that&#039;s really the case, then no purpose would be served by having a... Wed, 09 Dec 2009 12:39:03 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8501749 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8500996 The executioner asks you if he can do anything for you before he executes you, any last requests?<br /><br />Yes, please give me the key to my shackles. :-) Wed, 09 Dec 2009 10:38:41 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8500996 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8495766 Is this a sign that the end is near? The NASCAR edition of the Bible? Does Dale Jr. walk on water? Are there burning tires instead of burning bushes? Do they worship at The Brickyard instead of the temple?<br /><br />No, but this is. Conservatives are trying to rewrite the bible to remove &quot;liberal&quot; passages. ... Tue, 08 Dec 2009 15:06:11 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8495766 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8495685 Can you name something that people "raise"?<br /><br />The ante Tue, 08 Dec 2009 14:56:54 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8495685 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8495446 Is anyone that doesn't celebrate Christmas actually offended when someone says Merry Christmas?<br /><br />I usually just say, &quot;Thanks! You, too.&quot; and leave it at that. Tue, 08 Dec 2009 14:20:21 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8495446 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8495352 When you think of Texas.. what is the first thing that comes to mind?<br /><br />A ten gallon hat Tue, 08 Dec 2009 14:04:01 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8495352 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8493832 You are an alien tuning in to Earth's frequency, listening to everything. What are your thoughts?<br /><br />Why would we ever want to give anyone a rectal probe? Tue, 08 Dec 2009 10:49:44 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8493832 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8492259 If you were a POW, would you attempt to escape or wait for the war to end so that your country could get you out?<br /><br />I would try to escape if the opportunity presented itself. There would be no way of knowing in advance how long the war would last, so I think I would prefer to rely on myself rather than wait for outside help that may not come. Tue, 08 Dec 2009 07:44:06 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8492259 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8492000 Live by the media, die by..................?<br /><br />Information overload Tue, 08 Dec 2009 06:59:38 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8492000 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8488571 What is something one might see in Alabama?<br /><br />1.) The Crimson Tide 2.) SpaceCamp Mon, 07 Dec 2009 18:26:27 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8488571 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8486798 What is a pick up line a Squirrel might use?<br /><br />Hey, baby, wanna see my stored nuts? (Nudge, nudge, wink, wink.) Mon, 07 Dec 2009 14:16:10 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8486798 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8486777 Is diplomacy the ability to tell a man to go to hell so well, that he look's forward to making the trip?<br /><br />Yes. It&#039;s also &quot;the art of saying &#039;Nice doggie&#039; until you can find a rock.&quot; -- Will Rogers Mon, 07 Dec 2009 14:14:10 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8486777 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8486760 Who Deserves a Bitch Slap?<br /><br />Paris Hilton Mon, 07 Dec 2009 14:12:49 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8486760 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8486258 What is the best way to defeat an idiosyncratic monosyllabic tyrant?<br /><br />Kill! Mon, 07 Dec 2009 13:19:19 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8486258 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8486250 What's your definition of a luxurious life?<br /><br />One in which I can get a job that I love doing and pays well, and not have to worry about health insurance, retirement funds, etc. Mon, 07 Dec 2009 13:18:20 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8486250 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8486152 Things You Wouldn't Hear in the Queen's Speech?<br /><br />Shut up and listen to me, you bloody little wankers! Mon, 07 Dec 2009 13:05:30 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8486152 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8485756 What "line" will YOU never forget, that came from a Tv show, movie, or commercial?<br /><br />Use the force, Luke! Mon, 07 Dec 2009 12:11:55 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8485756 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8482947 What would your parrots saying be?<br /><br />Polly hates mornings. Awk! Mon, 07 Dec 2009 05:41:59 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8482947 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8475765 Do you believe in Cod?<br /><br />Cape Cod... the promised land. :-) Sun, 06 Dec 2009 10:54:27 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8475765 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8471559 Why my blood pressure is still high when i have been taking medications for three days?<br /><br />They usually take longer than that to start working. Also, the dose they start you on may not be enough. Your doctor may have to raise the dose for it to have a really good effect. Sat, 05 Dec 2009 22:09:27 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8471559 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8471544 Early to bed, early to rise, makes a man healthy, wealthy and __________________?<br /><br />Tired. Sat, 05 Dec 2009 22:07:26 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8471544 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8471530 Answer this question with the very first word that comes to mind , one word only please , how are you feeling...?<br /><br />Yawn! Sat, 05 Dec 2009 22:05:12 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8471530 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8467394 Do you want some coffee? what kind?<br /><br />Godiva chocolate creme coffee, please! Sat, 05 Dec 2009 12:35:56 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8467394 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8467373 If I started to shrink people's heads, where is there a good place to display them?<br /><br />In a psychiatrist&#039;s office. :-) Sat, 05 Dec 2009 12:32:31 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8467373 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8458370 Have there been any conspiracy theories that have been proven to be true?<br /><br />The NSA really is listening to the phone calls of Americans. Fri, 04 Dec 2009 11:20:40 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8458370 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8456992 Quantum materietur marmota monax, si marmota monax materiam possit mteriari?<br /><br />How much wood can a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck would chuck wood? Fri, 04 Dec 2009 08:21:31 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8456992 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8456937 Do you have a secret to falling asleep quickly?<br /><br />Stay awake until 2:00 a.m. I usually fall asleep pretty quickly after that. :-) Fri, 04 Dec 2009 08:13:37 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8456937 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8456664 Is Obama's birth certificate a fair question?<br /><br />If it is, then so are the hanging chads from the 2000 election. Fri, 04 Dec 2009 07:35:10 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8456664 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8455996 Do you believe that the world is going to end in 2012? :p<br /><br />No, but I suspect things will get pretty chaotic around November 4, 2012. (Election Day in the U.S.) Fri, 04 Dec 2009 05:52:52 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8455996 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8455987 Can you give an example of something that was "improved" and became worse, not better in your opinion?<br /><br />Sudafed. They changed it to remove the pseudoephedrine (so people couldn&#039;t use it to make crystal meth), and now the stuff doesn&#039;t work! Fri, 04 Dec 2009 05:51:51 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8455987 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8449761 What's a good age for a guy to move out of mommy's house?<br /><br />Five. No, just kidding. 18-20 seems good. Thu, 03 Dec 2009 13:11:04 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8449761 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8449559 Electric _____________.<br /><br />Slide! Thu, 03 Dec 2009 12:42:21 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8449559 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8447473 Se le daño su electrodomestico! Reparelo al mejor precio en www.serviciomadrid.com<br /><br />Sorry, no habla Espanol! Thu, 03 Dec 2009 08:28:24 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8447473 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8447463 Life is short. Do not waste it by spending any of it with people whom you can barely tolerate. Spend it with those who bring you joy. Do you agree?<br /><br />To a degree. I also think that we miss out if we only surround ourselves with people whose viewpoints we share. By all means, spend lots of time with people who bring you joy, but don&#039;t go out of your way to avoid the opposite. :-) Thu, 03 Dec 2009 08:27:29 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8447463 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8443023 Why would someone choose to be a urologist? Why not a brain, or heart surgeon? If you are going to be a doctor why not something cool?<br /><br />Actually, urology is quite lucrative. And it&#039;s only going to get better as more baby-boomer men develop prostate problems. Wed, 02 Dec 2009 18:58:00 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8443023 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8442710 Hitler Haters: IF by the year 1938 Hitler turned the economy around, begin to reduce the deficit (or pay off debt like the last Kaiser ), liberated us from Versalles terms, and gotten a decent medical plan going... would you consider voting for him?<br /><br />No. There&#039;s that little thing about killing all the Jews. Wed, 02 Dec 2009 18:19:44 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8442710 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8442674 What do you think about testing GOP candidates by 10 points RINO test, that was proposed last week by the Republican national committee? If a candidate disagrees with 3 or more of the points such candidate will get no funds.<br /><br />Sounds good to me. If they want to shoot themselves in the foot, who am I to argue? Wed, 02 Dec 2009 18:14:41 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8442674 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8442574 What sends 'chills up your spine'?<br /><br />The sub-zero temperatures of an upstate NY winter! Wed, 02 Dec 2009 18:04:36 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8442574 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8442543 What U.S. President (past or present, alive or dead) would you like to be able to sit down and chat with for an hour?<br /><br />John F. Kennedy Wed, 02 Dec 2009 18:01:22 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8442543 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8442485 I just woke up and found a herd of zebra in my lounge. The nice policeman said if I wait here they will go away. How long does it take for zebra to leave and how will I know when they are gone?<br /><br />They have drugs for that, you know. ;-) Wed, 02 Dec 2009 17:55:27 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8442485 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8442463 Be honest, have you ever called in sick to work (or school) for a mental health day?<br /><br />The day before my SAT (college aptitude) exams, I called in sick from high school because I wanted to relax for the test. Several of my friends did, too. One teacher of mine laughed his ass off when he heard and called us all wimps. I aced it, so I guess I had the last laugh. :-) Wed, 02 Dec 2009 17:53:43 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8442463 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8441017 How do you keep people from peeing in the pool?<br /><br />Insert a Foley catheter, or remove their kidneys Wed, 02 Dec 2009 15:17:00 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8441017 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8440928 Are we nearly there yet?<br /><br />No, so quit asking! Wed, 02 Dec 2009 15:06:38 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8440928 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8440047 Did you get wasted on your 21st birthday?<br /><br />No. I was in the hospital on my 21st birthday. :-( Wed, 02 Dec 2009 13:08:04 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8440047 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8439116 If someone told you the word,"Robert", what comes to your mind instantly?<br /><br />Robert the Bruce Wed, 02 Dec 2009 11:05:33 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8439116 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8439107 What's that coming over the hill......?<br /><br />Age 40... ;-) Wed, 02 Dec 2009 11:03:52 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8439107 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8439099 Get that _____ out of here?<br /><br />picture of Rush Limbaugh Wed, 02 Dec 2009 11:01:56 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8439099 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8437725 You bump into me in a dark alley. Are you scared?<br /><br />If I bump into anyone in a dark alley, I&#039;ll be scared. Wed, 02 Dec 2009 07:50:15 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8437725 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8432354 What is your favourite breed of dog?<br /><br />Bichon frise. Curly-haired lap dogs! :-) Tue, 01 Dec 2009 15:44:51 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8432354 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8432222 If you woke up in jail next to me what would be the first thing you'd say to me....(4 words only)<br /><br />Wow, that was fun! :-) Tue, 01 Dec 2009 15:31:08 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8432222 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8432208 How many back flips can you do in the air<br /><br />None. I&#039;m lucky if I can walk and chew gum at the same time. Tue, 01 Dec 2009 15:29:44 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8432208 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8431436 How can Joe Biden Be trusted? “I will not be vice president under any circumstances.” - Sen. Joseph Biden, April 29, 2007, NBC’s Meet the Press “I am not interested in the vice presidency.” - Biden, June 22, 2008, NBC’s Meet the Press<br /><br />What, you&#039;ve never changed your mind? Tue, 01 Dec 2009 13:59:45 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8431436 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8431418 63% say Political Correctness Kept Military From Preventing Ford Hood Massacre (see a link) Do you think the U.S. Military is going to learn some lessons from this tragedy?<br /><br />I&#039;m not sure the fact that he&#039;s Muslim is as relevant as the fact that he was desperate to avoid being deployed. I think he just went postal; that can happen to someone of any religion. If he was an extreme right-wing militia member, would you be asking the same question? Tue, 01 Dec 2009 13:56:48 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8431418 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8431337 Why would not GW Bush accept his responsibility for winning the war in Iraq, not that Obama ever bothered to recognize it (except implicitly when he apologized to the Muslims for US Army liberating Iraq of his namesake and his gang of torturers)<br /><br />I must have missed the part where we won. Tue, 01 Dec 2009 13:45:46 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8431337 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8431299 Is Barack Obama's bow the greatest foreign policy blunder in US history?<br /><br />Not even close. Tue, 01 Dec 2009 13:40:47 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8431299 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8431274 Deliberative, bright, logical and he has... erm... prominent ears. Is Obama another Mr. Spock?<br /><br />Perhaps. Maybe he had his ears get caught in a mechanical rice picker as a child. :-) Who&#039;s Kirk, then? Tue, 01 Dec 2009 13:38:10 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8431274 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8430754 Name one Mythical creature<br /><br />Roc Tue, 01 Dec 2009 12:37:01 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8430754 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8430465 If a mad scientist created `Zombie Sharks`, would you congratulate him. Or report him to the authorities?<br /><br />Shhh... no one was supposed to find out about it. Tue, 01 Dec 2009 11:57:55 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8430465 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8430336 When you are "left to your own devices", what are YOUR devices?<br /><br />Books. :-) Tue, 01 Dec 2009 11:44:41 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8430336 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8422992 Am I the ONLY one who has stood in a store and OUTWARDLY laughed because everyone's phones are "going off" and the ringer is so similar NO ONE KNOWS WHOSE CELL PHONE IS RINGING?<br /><br />Not so much my cell phone, but my pager when I still worked in a hospital. Everyone&#039;s damn beeper sounded the same! I had a vision of a beeper going off during grand rounds and there being a mass stampede as everyone simultaneously tried to find a phone. :-) My cell phone, on the other... Mon, 30 Nov 2009 14:20:58 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8422992 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8422883 What language does Satan speaks?<br /><br />Pig latin Mon, 30 Nov 2009 14:05:50 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8422883 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8422410 Does anyone know where the big W is?<br /><br />Santa Rosita? I hear there&#039;s a big treasure buried underneath it... :-) Mon, 30 Nov 2009 13:00:27 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8422410 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8422390 If someone put a live non poisonous spider down your back. Who gets the worst of it the spider or the idiot who did the deed?<br /><br />It depends... on whether you instinctively smash the spider or the idiot. ;-) Mon, 30 Nov 2009 12:56:59 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8422390 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8420015 If you were the jury, would I be going away for a long time?<br /><br />Absolutely. Throw away the key. ;-) Mon, 30 Nov 2009 07:06:16 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8420015 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8405958 Anyone else agree that humans deserve extinction?<br /><br />You first. :-) Sat, 28 Nov 2009 14:16:57 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8405958 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8395310 What is Satan's phone number?<br /><br />1-212-645-5550 (New York City Department of Motor Vehicles) Fri, 27 Nov 2009 06:39:49 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8395310 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8381402 All we are saying is give _________ a chance?<br /><br />the Steelers Wed, 25 Nov 2009 13:11:53 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8381402 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8381384 President Obama urged Congress to hold off investigation of the Fort Hood rampage until law enforcement and military authorities have completed their probe. Do you agree? See LINK:<br /><br />Absolutely. Congress is the opposite of progress, so if the law enforcement investigation is to have any chance of working, Congress needs to stay out. Wed, 25 Nov 2009 13:08:48 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8381384 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8380465 Here's MY favorite dinner "grace:" "Bless the meat, damn the skin. Open your mouth--and cram it in!!!" What's yours?<br /><br />Thru the lips, over the gums, look out stomach, here it comes! :-) Wed, 25 Nov 2009 11:10:56 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8380465 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8380455 Do you get fed up with having to use a brolly often?<br /><br />Err... what&#039;s a brolly? Wed, 25 Nov 2009 11:09:07 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8380455 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8379063 Well boys and girls,are you ready to pay even more taxes so Obamas lazy liberal constituents can have health care?<br /><br />No, but I&#039;ll pay more taxes so everyone can have health care. Wed, 25 Nov 2009 07:58:28 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8379063 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8378632 What would you prefer to have taking over the world and pushing man out of his place in the natural order: Robots or Zombies?<br /><br />Robots. Anything mechanical can be turned off; you just need to figure out how. :-) Wed, 25 Nov 2009 06:50:47 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8378632 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8378243 Will Obamacare help me pay for a microscope for viewing my own sperm? I'm too shy to get my fertility checked at the doctor's office.<br /><br />You&#039;ve got to be kidding. :-) Wed, 25 Nov 2009 05:17:09 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8378243 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8376563 What will Barack Obama find in his sock on Christmas morning?<br /><br />A brand new Congress Tue, 24 Nov 2009 22:38:22 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8376563 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8376547 Is Arthur Caplan correct? He is a bioethics professor at the University of Pennsylvania and he is skeptical of Houben's ability to communicate? Car-crash victim Rom Houben was diagnosed as being in a vegetative state for 23 years. See story.<br /><br />I heard about this. I&#039;m not sure if he&#039;s correct, but he&#039;s certainly sticking his neck out by saying it. (Kinda like Bill Frist &quot;diagnosing&quot; Terri Schiavo from a video.) Tue, 24 Nov 2009 22:35:58 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8376547 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8376521 How long before Barrack Obama completely squanders the respect that George Bush won for America throughout the world?<br /><br />April Fool&#039;s! Tue, 24 Nov 2009 22:31:28 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8376521 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8372997 Who is one person you would never, ever, ever want to see naked?<br /><br />Rush Limbaugh Glenn Beck Lou Dobbs Tue, 24 Nov 2009 14:43:37 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8372997 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8372636 Wow, you can really see the _____ from here!<br /><br />Russia! Tue, 24 Nov 2009 13:53:09 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8372636 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8372630 So many _________, such little time.<br /><br />Books Tue, 24 Nov 2009 13:52:29 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8372630