http://www.answerbag.com/profile/523733 New Answerbag answers from Scott D - ex-QnA Wed, 30 May 2012 02:22:39 -0700 Wed, 30 May 2012 02:22:39 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/9246022 Would you be worried if a Scientologist were elected President?<br /><br />ROTFLMAO Fat chance. Anyone whose "religion" is based upon a stupid bar bet (won by L. Ron Hubbard), can't be all good. ;-) Indeed, I would be VERY worried! I have yet to meet a Scientologist whose value system had any redeeming qualities. Of course, that doesn't mean that there are none.... Sun, 27 Jun 2010 16:37:10 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/9246022 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/9245985 Of all the U.S. Presidents who served during your lifetime, who was your favorite?<br /><br />Of the thirteen Presidents who have served in my lifetime, Ronald Reagan is without a doubt my favorite. John F. Kennedy would be a close second. Both were very effective Statesmen who refused to back down to threats. Conversely, Jimmy Carter, Richard Nixon, and Barrack Obama are in a dead... Sun, 27 Jun 2010 16:21:35 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/9245985 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/6114557 If there is no solution, what do you do?<br /><br />There are only two options. Locate a larger hammer ... or drop back five and punt. No need to thank me ... just throw money. ;-) Mon, 06 Apr 2009 12:15:34 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/6114557 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/6016334 Do you check AB right before you go to bed?<br /><br />Are you trying to hit on me? If so ... it seems to be working. ;-) Thu, 26 Mar 2009 00:30:51 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/6016334 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/6016326 Have you ever pondered the thought of thinking?<br /><br />Let me get back to you on that. I shall have to give it some thought. ;-) Thu, 26 Mar 2009 00:25:44 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/6016326 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/6016324 What is the easiest job in the world?<br /><br />Making fun of just about everything. At least that&#039;s what I have been doing for most of my life. ;-) Thu, 26 Mar 2009 00:23:19 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/6016324 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/6016321 Will you cry before your die?or Smile?<br /><br />Unless I drop dead in the next few weeks, I presume that I may cry once or twice before my number comes up. . As for smiling, I do that all of the time. ;-) Thu, 26 Mar 2009 00:20:37 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/6016321 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/6016317 Truth or dare - which do you pick?<br /><br />TRUTH is essential. . &quot;Dare&quot; is for the self-absorbed. Thu, 26 Mar 2009 00:18:15 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/6016317 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/6016309 Is common sense really all that common anymore?<br /><br />EXCEEDINGLY UNCOMMON ... especially in Washington DC. Thu, 26 Mar 2009 00:14:00 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/6016309 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/5992104 ♪♫♫♪ The dipsy doodle will _______---? ♪♫♪♫<br /><br />The dipsy doodle is the thing to beware The dipsy doodle will get in your hair And if it gets you, it couldn&#039;t be worse The things you say will come out in reverse Like &quot;You love I and me love you!&quot; That&#039;s the way the dipsy doodle works. You can&#039;t eat, you... Sat, 21 Mar 2009 00:29:31 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/5992104 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/5992073 ♪♫♫♪ Momma told me____________ ?♪♫♪♪♫<br /><br />... that Three Dog Night songs can get stuck in your head for days at a time. ;-) Sat, 21 Mar 2009 00:23:41 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/5992073 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/5992066 Do you have someone in your life who is always trying to make you feel guilty for something that you either did in the past? What about when they ask you to do something and you refuse for whatever reason and they give you that guilt trip?<br /><br />Let me guess ... you&#039;re married. ;-) Sat, 21 Mar 2009 00:21:59 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/5992066 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/5992059 Do you love Big Brother?<br /><br />The reality show or a tyrannical government? ;-) Sat, 21 Mar 2009 00:20:26 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/5992059 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/5992030 Did you know that sometimes silence is an answer?<br /><br />True, but one should never take silence for an answer. ;-) Sat, 21 Mar 2009 00:16:04 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/5992030 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/5991948 What is the best way to explain to people that sometimes the government has to spend money, even what seems to be excessive amounts, in order to save the banking industry and thus the economy?<br /><br />There is no &quot;best way&quot; to explain it. ;-) Government&#039;s role is very complex. The government, after all, created all of the problems. The subprime lending and housing market collapse are both rooted in the 1977 Community Reinvestment Act (CRA), which began forcing lenders... Fri, 20 Mar 2009 23:59:49 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/5991948 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/5991542 Have you ever mistaken salt for sugar or vice versa?<br /><br />Only once. I&#039;ll never make that mistake again. ;-) Fri, 20 Mar 2009 22:43:01 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/5991542 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/5991459 What is a good country song? Who or what does it make you think about?<br /><br />Red, White, and Blue by Lynyrd Skynyrd My hair&#039;s turnin&#039; White, my neck&#039;s always been Red, my collar&#039;s still Blue. We&#039;ve always been here, just tryin&#039; to sing the truth to you. Guess, you can say, We&#039;ve always been, Red, White,... Fri, 20 Mar 2009 22:30:35 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/5991459 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/5991405 An alcoholic drink made from apple<br /><br />Boone&#039;s Farm wine. ;-) Fri, 20 Mar 2009 22:23:18 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/5991405 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/5991395 Do you think that we should thank people in the military, for serving our country, even after talking to them we realize that their reasons for joining the military were unfounded?<br /><br />Their motivation is irrelevant. That they had the courage to serve is far more important. I *ALWAYS* thank veterans for their service. Fri, 20 Mar 2009 22:22:08 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/5991395 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/5991371 I'm not short, I'm 'fun size'. What phrase describes your size?<br /><br />Imposing. I&#039;m over six feet and over 200 pounds. ;-) Fri, 20 Mar 2009 22:19:37 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/5991371 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/5991361 If you need to know something badly what should you do?<br /><br />Ask a question in a forum such as this one. Unfortunately, you may not like the answer. Heck, it may even be a wrong answer. Conversely, I use Google often. ;-) Fri, 20 Mar 2009 22:17:12 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/5991361 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/5991334 Have people actually been decapitated by leaning out of a train window?<br /><br />As a bit of a railroad historian, I have read of several such decapitations and amputations. My library is relatively modest and focuses on narrow gauge and short line railroads of the 19th and early 20th centuries, so I can imagine that major rail lines have had more than their share. Fri, 20 Mar 2009 22:11:30 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/5991334 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/5991220 How can a train jump the tracks?<br /><br />Oh sure ... debris on the track, cracked rails, adverse weather conditions, even flooding, are all perfectly reasonable answers. But sometimes trains jump the tracks simply because they are horny. ;-) Fri, 20 Mar 2009 21:54:44 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/5991220 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/5991138 What is your very favorite dog breed and cat breed and why?<br /><br />Mixed breeds. I have a Chow/Lab mix that our family loves. 125# of solid muscle with a VERY authoritative bark ... goes by the nickname &quot;Puppy Bear&quot; ... since he really does resemble a black bear. Fri, 20 Mar 2009 21:42:28 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/5991138 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/5991085 Reasons for coldsores?<br /><br />A herpes labialis infection occurs when the herpes simplex virus comes into contact with oral mucosal tissue or abraded skin of the mouth. Infection by the type 1 strain of herpes simplex virus (HSV-1) is most common, though cases of oral infection by the type 2 strain are increasing (for obvious... Fri, 20 Mar 2009 21:36:06 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/5991085 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/5990937 What is the difference between GOOD and BAD?<br /><br />Self-absorbed individuals who have difficulty distinguishing between good-and-bad or right-and-wrong are responsible for the pathetic state that our nation is in. If you don&#039;t know. I feel sorry for you. If you do know ... why bother asking the question? Fri, 20 Mar 2009 21:12:52 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/5990937 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/5990886 How earth-friendly is your lifestyle? Take the quiz.<br /><br />Your Life is 72% Green You live a very green life, and you&#039;re aware of how your actions help the earth. (&quot;Mom&quot; can take care of herself quite nicely, thank you.) Of course, it&#039;s hard to be totally green. But when you make a tradeoff, you know why you&#039;re making it.... Fri, 20 Mar 2009 21:04:12 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/5990886 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/5990836 How friendly are you? (Take the quiz)<br /><br />Your Friendliness Score is 76 (Very Friendly) You are an amazing friend. Anyone who has you as a friend is incredibly lucky. DAMN STRAIGHT! And judging by how many friends you have, there are many lucky people in this world! THERE COULD BE MORE, YA KNOW. You can talk to people... Fri, 20 Mar 2009 20:56:54 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/5990836 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/5990767 Is self-love possible without selfishness?<br /><br />Only until you need glasses. ;-) Fri, 20 Mar 2009 20:49:00 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/5990767 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/5990544 Can you finance buying a repossessed house that needs major work to be habitable, or must you have cash?<br /><br />Lenders who offer FHA programs can provide a rehab loan program that allows as much as $25K to $35K above the acquisition cost. Local community banks may offer loans to accommodate your needs, but expect to have some skin in the game. For example: Acquisition price: $100K Repair... Fri, 20 Mar 2009 20:17:26 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/5990544 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/5989872 How would an ape grade grape aide?<br /><br />Probably palpably pleasant on the pallet. Fri, 20 Mar 2009 18:59:54 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/5989872 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/5989822 Its my two year anniversary here on AB tomorrow (21st March 2009) would anyone like to celebrate with me?<br /><br />I have been MIA for a while, but congratulations. Have a round on me. +6 for everyone. Fri, 20 Mar 2009 18:55:40 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/5989822 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/5188692 Wat is worse? Smoking pot or drinking? A very debateble question among my friends.<br /><br />Let me ask you a question. Which is worse ... rape or consensual sex? Now, even if marijuana was less dangerous, it is still ILLEGAL!!! DO you get the point yet? Both are dangerous. Both can impair judgment. Both can cause irreversible harm to your body. Both can lead to death. But... Mon, 12 Jan 2009 19:16:41 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/5188692 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/5154156 What was the longest you have loved someone?<br /><br />For eternity. . That&#039;s pretty long, isn&#039;t it? ;-) Fri, 09 Jan 2009 22:48:17 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/5154156 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/5152942 Do you have someone in your life that makes you want to be a better person?<br /><br />I have several: My wife, my children, my business associates, my customers, my friends and neighbors ... LOADS of people. I generally oblige them. ;-) Fri, 09 Jan 2009 20:16:36 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/5152942 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/5152772 Whats are some good things about no longer being a teenager/finally being an adult?<br /><br />PARTIALLY COMPLETED TOP TEN LIST: 1 - Consuming adult beverages would be legal, thus ... no fun at all. 2 - Girls would finally become mentally stable and less likely to change their &quot;best friends&quot; every other day of the week. 3 - I wouldn&#039;t have to spend half my paycheck... Fri, 09 Jan 2009 19:58:51 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/5152772 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/5152656 Could you ever be a woman?<br /><br />Not without one helluva fight! I&#039;d probably make a pretty bad one. Ugly. Way too tall for my tastes, and my shoulders are too broad. I can&#039;t walk in high heels. My legs would look terrible in nylons. Besides, I would a public embarrassment. I would be caught feeling myself... Fri, 09 Jan 2009 19:48:06 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/5152656 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/5151591 Who would you like to share a Bath with?<br /><br />Any attractive young lady half my age. What are you doing later? I&#039;m feeling kinda dirty. ;-) Fri, 09 Jan 2009 18:06:22 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/5151591 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/5151554 My friend Bsweet has finally moved her way up to maestro level, would you like to show her a bit of love and come and congratulate her on her accomplishment?<br /><br />CONGRATZ, Bsweet! Thanks, Chief. +6 all &#039;round. Fri, 09 Jan 2009 18:03:17 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/5151554 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/5151534 You are in the bed in the nude. Fire alarm goes off. There is a fire. What do you do? risk your life while trying to get dressed or what?<br /><br />Do you have any idea of how cold it gets in Minnesota during the winter? I&#039;m taking the blanket with me!!! ;-) Fri, 09 Jan 2009 18:00:48 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/5151534 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/5151481 What does Modern Technology mean to you?<br /><br />It means that I will have spent half of my life troubleshooting hardware, upgrading software, isolating malware, and backing up &amp; synchronizing data. That&#039;s pretty darned inefficient to have so much efficiency. Is it not? Excuse me, my Blackberry is whining again. It&#039;s... Fri, 09 Jan 2009 17:56:25 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/5151481 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/5151361 If you worked in a "tickling teddy bear" factory,for quality purposes,would you give it one or two test tickles:)<br /><br />If I was in charge of Quality Control, I would make certain that each an every teddy bear received at least FOUR test tickles. I don&#039;t think that it is possible to have too many, you know. ;-) Fri, 09 Jan 2009 17:46:27 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/5151361 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/5151324 Name one thing in your life that remains Constant?<br /><br />The ONLY thing constant in anyone&#039;s life is CHANGE! Okay, and maybe the laws of physics. ;-) Fri, 09 Jan 2009 17:43:34 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/5151324 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/5151272 Do you still own a frisbee?<br /><br />I have probably owned a few dozen in my day. I used to love doing Frisbee tricks and playing Frisbee golf. . ;-) Fri, 09 Jan 2009 17:39:59 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/5151272 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/5151175 I am so messed up today.....why do think that is?<br /><br />It&#039;s Friday. Everyone is entitled to have a bad Friday. . After all, according to the calendar, there is only one Good Friday. ;-) . (A little premature lenten humor.) Fri, 09 Jan 2009 17:31:03 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/5151175 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/5150975 Is your IQ above 150 or close?<br /><br />It is 161. But as I always say, if I&#039;m so doggone smart, how come I&#039;m not rich? ;-) Fri, 09 Jan 2009 17:09:12 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/5150975 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/5150952 Eric Clapton is a great singer. What is your favorite song from him? Mine is Tears in Heaven. It has meaning to me.<br /><br />Thee are WAY too many from which to choose! I love nearly everything Clapton has done since his days in the Yardbirds (early &#039;60s). I may have been Born Under a Bad Sign, but I have No Reason to Cry. It&#039;s not as though I was hooked on Cocaine like you, Layla. What do you... Fri, 09 Jan 2009 17:06:49 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/5150952 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/5150644 What body type do you women like most on men?<br /><br />A wealthy one. ;-) Fri, 09 Jan 2009 16:35:03 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/5150644 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/5150633 In Missouri how far does a building have to be from a property line, and how far does a fence have to be.<br /><br />The specific setbacks will vary my county. Please contact your county zoning commission. Fri, 09 Jan 2009 16:33:49 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/5150633 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/5150622 Do you have a tree on your property that grows fruit?<br /><br />Apples and (inedible) cherries. Fri, 09 Jan 2009 16:32:28 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/5150622 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/5150574 How many people have extrememly embarrassing parents??? I hate it!!!! Not only is it embarrassing it is soooooooooo annoying!!!!!!!<br /><br />Here&#039;s a major clue, hotshot: If you live under your parent&#039;s roof, you will abide by their rules. If that is somehow beneath your dignity or socially inconvenient, then move the hell out! Have I made myself abundantly clear? Ever hear of the Ten Commandments? Even if you are... Fri, 09 Jan 2009 16:27:19 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/5150574 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/5150532 If you see a sign that says DO NOT TOUCH , do you touch any ways? (just because)<br /><br />Only if it appears to be fresh paint. ;-) Fri, 09 Jan 2009 16:22:38 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/5150532 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/5150529 Mirror Mirror on the Wall, _______ is the fairest of them all?<br /><br />You&#039;re looking at him! (You are MY mirror, are you not? Otherwise, I&#039;d have to be honest.) ;-) Fri, 09 Jan 2009 16:21:35 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/5150529 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/5150511 What is something attractive you can put on the wall to write things on that doesn't leave a mark or damage the wall--besides post it's? Like for decorative purposes...<br /><br />I have installed cork boards in my office. They do leave a couple of small holes, but you can use push pins on anything your little heart desires to post. A white board would be an alternative, if you simply wish to scribble notes to yourself. What&#039;s wrong with your Outlook? ;-) Fri, 09 Jan 2009 16:19:06 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/5150511 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/5150488 Do you think if you get divorced, you will never marry again?<br /><br />Divorce has never been in our vocabulary. It has never been a consideration. Conversely, if my wife were to pass away, I might consider it. I most certainly wouldn&#039;t rush into it, but who knows? I suppose that there could be another soul mate out there somewhere. Fri, 09 Jan 2009 16:15:58 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/5150488 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/5144110 What is the worst song you could play at a funeral?<br /><br />Don&#039;t fear the reaper ... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z5rW-YvYmUE Fri, 09 Jan 2009 03:45:31 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/5144110 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/5144009 I recently suffered a fall at my job, breaking my ankle and heel. I was on the floor for about 20 minutes while they decided what to do. They were making jokes about my leg and instead of calling an ambulance they drove me to the ER.Can I sue them?<br /><br />Looking to win the Litigation Lottery at the Courthouse Carnival, are we? Step right up, and try to win a prize! Do you want to know WHY &quot;they&quot; took 20 minutes to decide what to do? Frivolous lawsuits ... &quot;good Samaritans&quot; being sued ... inconsiderate morons using the... Fri, 09 Jan 2009 03:00:47 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/5144009 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/5131663 Was the U.S Constitution a compact of the several States? Or was it a charter of liberty adopted by the People? Or, was the Constitution something else? (Please elaborate)<br /><br />Disregard. Wed, 07 Jan 2009 23:58:59 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/5131663 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/5130302 Fill in the blank: I am________.<br /><br />I am ... wondering why I am filling in this blank. ;-) Wed, 07 Jan 2009 20:49:26 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/5130302 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/5130261 Does America have any soul?<br /><br />Far more than the plethora of soulless nations of the world. What planet are YOU from, moron? Wed, 07 Jan 2009 20:44:28 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/5130261 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/5130216 As women, are some of us really that afraid of being alone and independent that we settle for less than we deserve?<br /><br />Ah yes ... I can tell that you were just taking an assessment of your life. You &quot;settled&quot; for that unshaven, fat slob -- in his beer- and chili-stained wife-beater shirt -- snoring his butt off in tront of the television. . Before you come down too hard on old sleepy-head, you might... Wed, 07 Jan 2009 20:40:04 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/5130216 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/5128579 How do you get someone to take responsibility and stop blaming others when things go wrong?<br /><br />Confront them on this immediately. If it happens again, fire their sorry posterior. Problem solved. Wed, 07 Jan 2009 17:38:35 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/5128579 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/5128510 Are you sorry you married the person you did? Are you still married to them?<br /><br />It is too late to be sorry. It has been the best ten years of my life. Of course, we&#039;ve been married for nearly 29 years. ;-) I certainly hope that you are not suggesting that marriage is something to be taken lightly or something that one should cast aside on a whim. ... Wed, 07 Jan 2009 17:29:54 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/5128510 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/5109532 Who took the last photo of you? Was it a good photo?<br /><br />My daughter took a couple of photos over the holidays. Good? That&#039;s a matter of opinion. ;-) Tue, 06 Jan 2009 05:48:17 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/5109532 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/5109500 What do you not intend to repeat in 2009?<br /><br />Most of whatever it was that cost so much time and money last year. ;-) Tue, 06 Jan 2009 05:45:05 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/5109500 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/5109439 What is one thing that people do not understand about you?<br /><br />Speaking in tongues? ;-) Tue, 06 Jan 2009 05:38:25 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/5109439 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/5109319 Can you imagine the look on the fella's face who discovered the first "Boobie Trap"?<br /><br />Oh yes. Yes, I can. . Right now, I&#039;m imagining how the Booby Trap might have been named, and it&#039;s very erotic. Sorry. I was distracted. What was the question again? ;-) Tue, 06 Jan 2009 05:22:28 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/5109319 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/5109259 What is the best gift you ever gave, why?<br /><br />In order of importance ... 1 - Half of my life to my family. 2 - A couple years to the military. 3 - A little money and time to charity. ... that&#039;s the big three. ;-) Tue, 06 Jan 2009 05:12:02 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/5109259 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/5109085 If you had to ask yourself one serious question, what would it be?<br /><br />What the heck? Sometimes I substitute &quot;heck&quot; with more colorful speech. ;-) Tue, 06 Jan 2009 04:35:59 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/5109085 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/5108546 Hey, how's the family?<br /><br />As dysfunctional as ever, and yours? ;-) Tue, 06 Jan 2009 01:58:39 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/5108546 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/5108470 I am _____ years old (you can lie) and I have never _________?.<br /><br />62 tried cocaine, crack, heroin, or any other hard drug. Conversely, I began experimenting with booze at about 18. It failed to excite me much after it was legal. Bummer. ;-) Tue, 06 Jan 2009 01:40:43 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/5108470 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/5108442 What happends if you drop out of high school?><br /><br />You reduce your chances of succeeding in the &quot;real world&quot; by 95% or more. Your only potential remedy would be to pass the GED equivalence test. Stay in school if at all possible. Tue, 06 Jan 2009 01:35:51 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/5108442 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/5108427 Why aren't women interested in sex?<br /><br />You have OBVIOUSLY been hanging around with the wrong women. ;-) Tue, 06 Jan 2009 01:33:11 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/5108427 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/5108421 How many kids do you have/want?<br /><br />I have three ... one of each. ;-) Tue, 06 Jan 2009 01:32:06 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/5108421 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/5108415 When you wake up in the middle of the night and can not sleep what do you do?<br /><br />Let&#039;s see ... it&#039;s the middle of the night ... I&#039;m not sleeping ... I&#039;m answering your question ... nope nothing comes to mind. ;-) Tue, 06 Jan 2009 01:31:05 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/5108415 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/5108408 Interesting news about the relationship between brain activity and spirituality. What do YOU think? [ See first answer for explanation. ]<br /><br />Kinda makes one wonder what manner of brain injuries the researchers may have had. ;-) Tue, 06 Jan 2009 01:29:17 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/5108408 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/5107966 Why is it when you want to go to dinner with your s/o, and you ask them where do you want to eat, they say "You pick" and when you do, they don't want to eat there?<br /><br />You must have dated my wife some thirty-odd years ago. ;-) About half the time that my wife asks me to chose a place to eat. she either rolls her eyes or curls her lip at my choice. The other half of the time she convinces me to go someplace else. I can never win at this. ;-) Tue, 06 Jan 2009 00:14:31 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/5107966 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/5107871 Who "heard the burst of Roland's Thompson gun" and subsequently "bought it?"<br /><br />Patty Herst, of course ... artist: Warren Zevon lyrics title: Roland The Headless Thompson Gunner albums: Excitable Boy, Learning To Flinch (Warren Zevon &amp; David Lindell) Roland was a warrior from the Land of the Midnight Sun With a Thompson gun for hire, fighting to be done ... Mon, 05 Jan 2009 23:56:34 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/5107871 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/5107820 What is the Warren Commision?<br /><br />Disregard, please. Mon, 05 Jan 2009 23:48:27 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/5107820 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/5107753 What price did you pay for your character?<br /><br />It was an inheritance from my folks. I shared it with my children. Mon, 05 Jan 2009 23:39:24 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/5107753 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/5107667 What do you think of Canada? Personally I love it since I have lived here all of my life..(in Ontario)<br /><br />1 - Fifty-first State by proxy. 2 - Our largest source of &quot;foreign oil&quot;. (nearly as much as Saudi Arabia and Mexico COMBINED!) 3 - Pamela Anderson 4 - Monty Python &quot;I&#039;m a lumberjack&quot; skit. 5 - Howzat, &#039;ey? Mon, 05 Jan 2009 23:27:14 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/5107667 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/5106595 What helps you get to sleep?<br /><br />Nothing more than a soft pillow ... or a hardwood floor ... or a rocky hillside ... You see, I have never had any trouble getting to sleep. I&#039;m usually cutting Zs within a minute or two. Mon, 05 Jan 2009 21:05:07 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/5106595 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/5106566 So if SaraMonster and I were drowing, and you could only rescue one of us, which one of us would you save? And why?<br /><br />Uh ... you had better learn how to tread water ... &#039;cause I&#039;m saving SaraMonster. Nothing personal, you understand. ;-) Mon, 05 Jan 2009 21:02:27 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/5106566 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/5106439 Do you still think you love me?<br /><br />What&#039;s not to love about a woman who has a X-rated cookie on her &quot;About Me&quot; page? ;-) Mon, 05 Jan 2009 20:49:40 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/5106439 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/5106425 Do you tend to "pick things apart"?<br /><br />Only trolls and scabs. ;-) Mon, 05 Jan 2009 20:47:08 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/5106425 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/5106421 You are at the mall, a naked man starts running up and down the floors, he's just laughing . What do you do?<br /><br />I would inform this obvious time traveler that he missed his mark by a few decades. Streaking is SOOOO &quot;last century&quot;. ;-) Mon, 05 Jan 2009 20:46:17 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/5106421 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/5106285 How old were you when you kissed for the first time?<br /><br />With a little tongue reflex? Age 14. Mon, 05 Jan 2009 20:28:34 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/5106285 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/5106234 If I was to hitch hike across America, how many of you wonderful people would be willing to let me crash on your couch? (yes, this is shameless hinting)<br /><br />With proper references, perhaps. ;-) You seem to be thinking that hitchhikers and vagabonds will be welcomed with open arms in this day and age. That may have been true forty to fifty years ago, but that was before world-class serial killers, rapists, pedophiles, drug dealers, and other... Mon, 05 Jan 2009 20:21:45 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/5106234 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/5105987 What is the Warren Commision?<br /><br />In November 1964, 2 months after the publication of its controversial 888-page report, the Commission published 26 volumes of supporting documents, including the testimony or depositions of 552 witnesses and more than 3,100 exhibits regarding the Kennedy assassination. All of the Warren... Mon, 05 Jan 2009 19:54:00 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/5105987 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/5102620 If you could go back in time, what car would you be driving?<br /><br />My good old DeLorean, because it wes the only marque that had the ability for time-travel. ;-) Mon, 05 Jan 2009 14:21:27 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/5102620 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/5102602 How many "Chicken Soup for the Souls" can you name, WITHOUT googling or asking for help?<br /><br />NONE ... and proud of it! ;-) Mon, 05 Jan 2009 14:19:51 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/5102602 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/5102567 Do you think you can tell a lot about a person by their teeth? Why or why not?<br /><br />Actually, this may be more telling of the person doing the discriminating. Those with missing teeth may have been in an accident or had endured a devastating disease. Does that reflect on their hygiene or their personality? No. I remember a fellow who expressed a disgust toward all women... Mon, 05 Jan 2009 14:16:49 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/5102567 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/5102085 What is an AB club? There are people here who get points for showing up as it is. I feel like a total outsider. And now I find out there are exclusionary clubs, too. I don't get it. What is a club for, then?<br /><br />What&#039;s a club for? Striking a golf ball. ;-) Mon, 05 Jan 2009 13:29:35 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/5102085 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/5102065 Can you name a famous nickname of a car, ship or plane?<br /><br />That&#039;s a Duesy! It made it into the vernacular, meaning ... The finest of its kind. The word originated from the shortening of Duesenburg which was the American-built luxury care of the 1920&#039;s &amp; 1930&#039;s. The Duesenburg was then the finest vehicle of its kind that money... Mon, 05 Jan 2009 13:27:39 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/5102065 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/5102028 What is the correct (Korean) pronunciation of 'Hyundai'?<br /><br />HUN-die is the way that a friend of mine who sells them pronounces the name. Mon, 05 Jan 2009 13:24:47 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/5102028 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/5097298 Has anyone else got really cold feet at the moment?<br /><br />Nope! I have always kept a small space heater under my desk at the office and at home. They generally run year &#039;round. Air conditioning can be nearly as brutal in the summer months, as can subzero temps in the winter. Mon, 05 Jan 2009 03:20:01 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/5097298 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/5096916 Do you like the nutmeg trip?<br /><br />LOL . I thought people stopped experimenting with nutmeg once they found out haw bad the &quot;handover&quot; headaches can be. . ;-) Mon, 05 Jan 2009 01:50:47 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/5096916 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/5096819 What do you hope is in the crock at the foot of you own personal rainbow?<br /><br />Just the traditional Pot o&#039; Gold will suffice. I&#039;ve always been a bit of a gold-bug anyway. ;-) Mon, 05 Jan 2009 01:29:47 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/5096819 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/5096693 My boyfriend clearly loves me. I know this beyond doubt. Because of our situations, we don't get much "alone time" together, but he always knows when I am feeling down and tries to make me feel better. However, lately, he changes plans constantly. Why?<br /><br />&quot;Changes plans&quot;? How? If it diminishes the quantity and quality of your minimal &quot;alone time&quot;, then you may have some concerns. If it is just an inconvenience, don&#039;t sweat the small stuff. There may be no real reason. Mon, 05 Jan 2009 01:05:52 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/5096693 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/5096674 Do the criminals on COPS have the right to ask that they not show their arrest on national TV? i'm watching it right now and the cameras are all up in their faces!<br /><br />I don&#039;t know that they have that right. Any criminal activity, including the subsequent arrest, caught on tape has another name ... EVIDENCE. If the State is prosecuting, then that evidence is the People&#039;s property. Your honor, the State wishes to submit to the court... Mon, 05 Jan 2009 01:00:49 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/5096674