Answerbag: CaRbOnPrOdUcK is Baccuss's answers

Answer to Do you mind if I call you at 3am?

Mon, 02 Jan 2012 19:32:11 -0800

Do you mind if I call you at 3am?

Sure, but not on the phone. they turned it off, i cant afford it anymore.

Answer to if you see me having a seizure would you help or walk away

Mon, 02 Jan 2012 19:28:51 -0800

if you see me having a seizure would you help or walk away

I'd wait until it was over, see if you were ok, find a place for you to lay down (more comfortaly) and let it wear off. I get them etoo.

Answer to Who ate my last sandwich?

Mon, 02 Jan 2012 19:22:20 -0800

Who ate my last sandwich?

BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAK ;+

Answer to Can men make sandwiches?

Mon, 02 Jan 2012 19:21:27 -0800

Can men make sandwiches?

better than women

Answer to Why do people wear leggings as pants?

Mon, 02 Jan 2012 19:19:14 -0800

Why do people wear leggings as pants?

to keep the pocket pouch from protruding and if your a guy, to show off your package.

Answer to What do you think when you see a girl with "JUICY" written across the backside of her pants?

Mon, 02 Jan 2012 19:17:27 -0800

What do you think when you see a girl with "JUICY" written across the backside of her pants?

remind her to change her pad

Answer to Your showing to much cleavage when___________________?

Mon, 02 Jan 2012 19:16:20 -0800

Your showing to much cleavage when___________________?

dy

Answer to What's a really bad way to impress your boss?

Mon, 02 Jan 2012 19:14:59 -0800

What's a really bad way to impress your boss?

bring your beany nap bag with you to work everyday with an alarm clock set for nap time.

Answer to What are the attributes of dysfunctional family communication patterns?

Mon, 02 Jan 2012 19:11:57 -0800

What are the attributes of dysfunctional family communication patterns?

Fark off.

Answer to Someone just fell down right in front of you, you're first thought or reaction?

Mon, 02 Jan 2012 19:11:14 -0800

Someone just fell down right in front of you, you're first thought or reaction?

HAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAAHHA,,,,,,,,,(three hours later) .....i stop laughing and pick um up.

Answer to Death is ......

Mon, 02 Jan 2012 18:43:49 -0800

Death is ......

recent. My mom died new years eve.

Answer to Would you like to hold my hands?

Sun, 01 Jan 2012 03:23:40 -0800

Would you like to hold my hands?

did you just poo poo? go wash your hands and I would love too. You dog you. wooooooooooooooohooooooooooooooooooooo

Answer to What would you do when you feel upset?

Sun, 01 Jan 2012 03:22:33 -0800

What would you do when you feel upset?

Dream a little dream of you.

Answer to if a your best friend (super Excited) asked you for 8 thousand dollars will you let him borrow it without asking any question?

Sun, 01 Jan 2012 03:21:44 -0800

if a your best friend (super Excited) asked you for 8 thousand dollars will you let him borrow it without asking any question?

if i had it yes.

Answer to Are we still be friends?

Sun, 01 Jan 2012 03:20:42 -0800

Are we still be friends?

does a fish swim?

Answer to Is today the end?

Sun, 01 Jan 2012 03:17:05 -0800

Is today the end?

it could be, butt, and this is a very big butt, i dougt it.

Answer to Where did you hide the body?

Sun, 01 Jan 2012 03:10:59 -0800

Where did you hide the body?

in the freezer next to the severed head, where else?

Answer to What is your normal pooing pattern?

Sat, 26 Nov 2011 18:43:01 -0800

What is your normal pooing pattern?

on the toilet

Answer to How do you react to people who take their anger out on you?

Sat, 19 Nov 2011 00:01:42 -0800

How do you react to people who take their anger out on you?

nobody, not unless the want to get slapped unconscious.

Answer to Is it You??!Or is it just ME??!!

Fri, 18 Nov 2011 23:54:34 -0800

Is it You??!Or is it just ME??!!

you cant tell? ooooooooooooooo i'd consider a shrink. Maybe they can help you figure it out.

Answer to Do you want to be a good person?

Fri, 18 Nov 2011 23:52:42 -0800

Do you want to be a good person?

Nah, I want to be mean and obnoxious. I want to kick puppies and yank candies out of babies mouths; I want to insult people, talk behind their backs then steal their wallet and ss numnber. I want to date their husband/wife and dog/cat, and then tie them to the radiator and make them watch golf...

Answer to How much does a pedometer cost?

Fri, 18 Nov 2011 23:46:38 -0800

How much does a pedometer cost?

About as much as a theifandrundulator

Answer to Do guys like big butts?

Fri, 18 Nov 2011 23:43:27 -0800

Do guys like big butts?

Answer to What would happen if i walk down the street with just my underwear?

Fri, 18 Nov 2011 23:41:18 -0800

What would happen if i walk down the street with just my underwear?

Depends if they have skid marks

Answer to Why am i so good looking?

Fri, 18 Nov 2011 23:39:47 -0800

Why am i so good looking?

HAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHHHAHHHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHHAHHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHHHAHHHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHHAHHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHHHAHHHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHA...

Answer to Ever get bored at work and feel like un...

Mon, 24 Oct 2011 22:39:07 -0700

Ever get bored at work and feel like un...

dressing

Answer to How many times in your life have you had sex without knowing the other person's name?

Mon, 24 Oct 2011 22:36:33 -0700

How many times in your life have you had sex without knowing the other person's name?

Today?

Answer to Women: favorite thing for a man to do for you?

Mon, 24 Oct 2011 22:34:40 -0700

Women: favorite thing for a man to do for you?

By me a Lamberdenee

Answer to What is the last thing that you said the word "no" to?

Mon, 24 Oct 2011 22:30:36 -0700

What is the last thing that you said the word "no" to?

The ball and chain.

Answer to When do you ever go pear shaped?

Mon, 24 Oct 2011 22:29:59 -0700

When do you ever go pear shaped?

When I want to be eaten.

Answer to When would you feel like someone does not have confidence in your abilities? Why?

Mon, 24 Oct 2011 22:25:14 -0700

When would you feel like someone does not have confidence in your abilities? Why?

Cause we both never whitnessed any before.

Answer to Are you a friendly person?

Mon, 24 Oct 2011 22:04:14 -0700

Are you a friendly person?

Fark Off

Answer to Did I miss something big here?

Mon, 24 Oct 2011 22:03:39 -0700

Did I miss something big here?

No. But if you find it, i have dibs on seconds. shiver

Answer to Is it wrong to have casual sex with someone.

Mon, 24 Oct 2011 22:01:55 -0700

Is it wrong to have casual sex with someone.

How much do you charge.

Answer to If I say Christmas, what is your first thought?

Mon, 24 Oct 2011 21:59:44 -0700

If I say Christmas, what is your first thought?

alot of work. too many to think of in a first thought. Damn, your head could implode.

Answer to What do you wish would come down your chimney?

Mon, 24 Oct 2011 21:58:26 -0700

What do you wish would come down your chimney?

Sven

Answer to seeking advice/comfort

Mon, 24 Oct 2011 21:57:25 -0700

seeking advice/comfort

Thats what I pay my shrink for.

Answer to Can I call you front?

Mon, 24 Oct 2011 21:56:24 -0700

Can I call you front?

Yes. Butt hole knee if I can call you back.

Answer to Why do I want a friend who would act more like a parent towerds me?

Mon, 24 Oct 2011 21:54:51 -0700

Why do I want a friend who would act more like a parent towerds me?

Your in bad need of a spanking.

Answer to How do i be myself around my best friend?

Mon, 24 Oct 2011 21:54:07 -0700

How do i be myself around my best friend?

There's easier ways to break up a friendshp/ ;'+

Answer to i like a girl who just wants to be friends what should i do

Sun, 23 Oct 2011 22:51:42 -0700

i like a girl who just wants to be friends what should i do

slap her unconscious and steal her purse.

Answer to Is my new girlfriend a tease?

Sun, 23 Oct 2011 22:49:00 -0700

Is my new girlfriend a tease?

My husbands an attorney, way worse.

Answer to Adventure in ________

Sun, 23 Oct 2011 22:46:08 -0700

Adventure in ________

diana

Answer to what is the crazest thing you've ever done ?

Sun, 23 Oct 2011 22:44:24 -0700

what is the crazest thing you've ever done ?

today?

Answer to What is your favorite fast food restaurant? How often do you eat there?

Sun, 23 Oct 2011 22:41:42 -0700

What is your favorite fast food restaurant? How often do you eat there?

Wendys, my son works their and i get free frosteee's sometime

Answer to Do you want me to put your lights out?

Sun, 23 Oct 2011 22:35:10 -0700

Do you want me to put your lights out?

Yes pweeze, i'm too lazy to do it myself

Answer to Whats the best way to break up with a girl, who says she loves me, without hurting her?

Sun, 23 Oct 2011 21:24:17 -0700

Whats the best way to break up with a girl, who says she loves me, without hurting her?

with a song http://youtu.be/JjybzZDoxQE

Answer to Whats the best way to break up with a girl, who says she loves me, without hurting her?

Sun, 23 Oct 2011 21:11:48 -0700

Whats the best way to break up with a girl, who says she loves me, without hurting her?

explain it in a song

Answer to What makes someone a stranger?

Mon, 17 Oct 2011 03:37:49 -0700

What makes someone a stranger?

anyone who isn't me must be stranger

Answer to We are all adults, right?

Mon, 17 Oct 2011 03:36:10 -0700

We are all adults, right?

Dont drag me into your sick mind

Answer to Which is more important, education or pancakes?

Sun, 16 Oct 2011 22:47:12 -0700

Which is more important, education or pancakes?

Spicy Sausage links.

Answer to please explain "you've got me beat" in plain English.

Sun, 16 Oct 2011 22:45:34 -0700

please explain "you've got me beat" in plain English.

You won.

Answer to Why do we think we know so much?

Sun, 16 Oct 2011 22:44:13 -0700

Why do we think we know so much?

Its one of the signs of knowing not as much as we know.

Answer to What are you doing in my room?

Sun, 16 Oct 2011 22:42:41 -0700

What are you doing in my room?

Looking for your valubles.

Answer to Do aliens believe in humans?

Sun, 16 Oct 2011 20:52:33 -0700

Do aliens believe in humans?

Believe they need to be dinner.

Answer to Anyone on here ever written anything on the bathroom wall and what did you write?

Sun, 16 Oct 2011 20:51:21 -0700

Anyone on here ever written anything on the bathroom wall and what did you write?

my phone number....that was BEFORE i got married.

Answer to Do alien women belong in the kitchen too?

Sun, 16 Oct 2011 20:49:34 -0700

Do alien women belong in the kitchen too?

only if their "ET"ing

Answer to What are you doing in my ______________?

Sun, 16 Oct 2011 20:47:23 -0700

What are you doing in my ______________?

crotchless underwear

Answer to Can I sleep on your bed?

Sun, 16 Oct 2011 20:43:44 -0700

Can I sleep on your bed?

If i can rummage through your stuff when your sleeping.

Answer to Does it annoy you when people do not use proper grammar (on or off AB)?

Sun, 16 Oct 2011 20:33:15 -0700

Does it annoy you when people do not use proper grammar (on or off AB)?

you up in all that fo sho and trippin

Answer to What are you doing in my pants?

Sun, 16 Oct 2011 20:23:02 -0700

What are you doing in my pants?

lookin for somethng.....seems to be missing

Answer to What are you doing in my shirts?

Sun, 16 Oct 2011 20:13:42 -0700

What are you doing in my shirts?

they needed a touch of onion.

Answer to How can a wife be more romantic?

Sun, 16 Oct 2011 20:10:12 -0700

How can a wife be more romantic?

Bring her girlfriend over for something to eat.

Answer to do you like cum the first time that you tasted it

Sun, 16 Oct 2011 20:07:39 -0700

do you like cum the first time that you tasted it

Not without dinner and dancing first.

Answer to Just when I thought it was getting easier, you had to _______.

Sun, 16 Oct 2011 20:04:13 -0700

Just when I thought it was getting easier, you had to _______.

Duck on my lap

Answer to Can I sleep on your bed?

Sun, 16 Oct 2011 20:01:37 -0700

Can I sleep on your bed?

do your feet smell?

Answer to You can easily see _________.

Sun, 16 Oct 2011 20:00:31 -0700

You can easily see _________.

not without my reading glassesss

Answer to Are you the life of my love?

Sun, 16 Oct 2011 19:57:49 -0700

Are you the life of my love?

are you rich?

Answer to It broke because _______.

Sun, 16 Oct 2011 19:54:32 -0700

It broke because _______.

I looked at it

Answer to I cant afford to ______________.

Sun, 16 Oct 2011 19:47:54 -0700

I cant afford to ______________.

ofa

Answer to Can you count to ten in a language other than English?

Sun, 16 Oct 2011 19:44:45 -0700

Can you count to ten in a language other than English?

adeen, dva, tray, chat, satory, spyats, chem, and teh rest (russian)

Answer to Why is loving you so easy?

Sun, 16 Oct 2011 19:42:49 -0700

Why is loving you so easy?

cause i'm easy

Answer to How do you make love from scratch?

Sun, 16 Oct 2011 19:33:47 -0700

How do you make love from scratch?

get a feather and create an itch

Answer to Now What Kind of Lunatic Asylum Did they let YOU out of?

Sun, 16 Oct 2011 19:32:15 -0700

Now What Kind of Lunatic Asylum Did they let YOU out of?

I cant remember the exact name, but I do know it was for the criminally insane.

Answer to Do you __ow the Muffin Man?

Thu, 06 Oct 2011 02:18:51 -0700

Do you __ow the Muffin Man?

I used to until he switched to burrito's

Answer to How can bruised Ego be healed instantly?

Thu, 06 Oct 2011 01:51:16 -0700

How can bruised Ego be healed instantly?

Think about the person that you feel a brused ego , than remember they dont pay your bills.

Answer to Is there Evii in every person? What brings it out?

Thu, 06 Oct 2011 01:47:53 -0700

Is there Evii in every person? What brings it out?

My cooking.

Answer to Am I beginning to wander?

Thu, 06 Oct 2011 01:45:10 -0700

Am I beginning to wander?

yes, now you'll get lost

Answer to Have you ever attempted to get into someone elses car in a parking lot, thinking it was yours?

Thu, 06 Oct 2011 01:43:21 -0700

Have you ever attempted to get into someone elses car in a parking lot, thinking it was yours?

Yes, succededed, and yelled at the guy who later got in his car cause he woke me up.

Answer to Tell me two great lies.

Thu, 06 Oct 2011 01:41:24 -0700

Tell me two great lies.

This is a fabulous question, and you lie, ON YO MAMMA

Answer to How do you measure success? What is the best way to measure success?

Sun, 02 Oct 2011 23:54:46 -0700

How do you measure success? What is the best way to measure success?

Do what my son does, work at wendys and never get a raise but work like heck

Answer to I love the way you____________

Sun, 02 Oct 2011 23:40:33 -0700

I love the way you____________

eyeball me all innappropreatly in public

Answer to Do you ever get tired of resting?

Sun, 02 Oct 2011 23:32:16 -0700

Do you ever get tired of resting?

no, neither does my son it seems..

Answer to What would you consider 'finger licking good'?

Sun, 02 Oct 2011 10:16:30 -0700

What would you consider 'finger licking good'?

this

Answer to What would you consider 'finger licking good'?

Sun, 02 Oct 2011 09:54:53 -0700

What would you consider 'finger licking good'?

a goo

Answer to why do we continue to love someone even when we know they hurt us before?

Thu, 29 Sep 2011 13:16:22 -0700

why do we continue to love someone even when we know they hurt us before?

Its called unconditional love. More of a concept than a real thing it seems. If they are your true freinds, y ou should already know they wouldnt hurt you on purpose, otherwise move on, its not worth the pain of misstrust.

Answer to What words describe your current mood?

Sat, 24 Sep 2011 23:02:08 -0700

What words describe your current mood?

wonderfully horibble....hahhahhahahhahahhahahhha.....

Answer to When was the last time you had a good laugh, and who made you laugh?

Sat, 24 Sep 2011 22:58:50 -0700

When was the last time you had a good laugh, and who made you laugh?

Todya. Or yesterday fo sho. And alot of other days too. My best friend, she's really Boo Chin and fun

Answer to If you knew someone who always exclaimed he or she was the greatest person alive, how long 'til you killed and ate 'em?

Sat, 24 Sep 2011 22:56:46 -0700

If you knew someone who always exclaimed he or she was the greatest person alive, how long 'til you killed and ate 'em?

it was in 9th grade. Oh, it only took about 32 hours. He tasted tough so I ripped his skin off and put some pork rine spices in and made dork rine . It staill tasted nasty. The rest I fed to the pigeons. They didnd't even eat him, neither did the vultures. Finlally, he just got eated by fireants...

Answer to When was the last time you were genuinely afraid of another person?

Sat, 24 Sep 2011 22:53:51 -0700

When was the last time you were genuinely afraid of another person?

My stepfather when i was six. Seems like every tie he saw me he'd whip me with a big leather bealt so hard i almost pass out. I deceded i didn't like the feeling of being scared of anything, so now i'm not.

Answer to What's the most exotic animal you'd like to eat?

Sat, 24 Sep 2011 22:41:01 -0700

What's the most exotic animal you'd like to eat?

B and G Macaw Parrot

Answer to I once was without toilet paper so I used ______.

Sat, 24 Sep 2011 22:33:29 -0700

I once was without toilet paper so I used ______.

Toilet paper?

Answer to How did we end up here with this _______?

Sat, 24 Sep 2011 22:23:23 -0700

How did we end up here with this _______?

Spritzeradometalizor sheil

Answer to Will you PLEASE wash your___________________?

Sat, 24 Sep 2011 22:20:12 -0700

Will you PLEASE wash your___________________?

mothers penis

Answer to Have you ever been frightened by religion?

Sat, 24 Sep 2011 22:18:31 -0700

Have you ever been frightened by religion?

The burning bush thing kinda startled me

Answer to Oh no, a piece of satellite just landed on ___________!

Sat, 24 Sep 2011 22:16:24 -0700

Oh no, a piece of satellite just landed on ___________!

penis

Answer to Quit __________ ME!

Sat, 24 Sep 2011 22:14:30 -0700

Quit __________ ME!

innappropreiatly eyeballing

Answer to Why my butt hurts?

Sat, 24 Sep 2011 22:02:36 -0700

Why my butt hurts?

Maybe you should have someone look into it.

Answer to What would you do if I ________ ?

Sat, 24 Sep 2011 21:53:18 -0700

What would you do if I ________ ?

ate U

Answer to Complete this sentence: I'm exceptionally good at ____________.

Wed, 31 Aug 2011 16:40:55 -0700

Complete this sentence: I'm exceptionally good at ____________.

um http://youtu.be/DUyn5qyf_6c