CaRbOnPrOdUcK is Baccuss's Answers

CaRbOnPrOdUcK is Baccuss's Answers. Enough to fill a bag.

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Do you mind if I call you at 3am? Sure, but not on the phone. they turned it off, i cant afford it anymore.
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if you see me having a seizure would you help or walk away I'd wait until it was over, see if you were ok, find a place for you to lay down (more comfortaly) and let it wear off. I get them etoo.
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Who ate my last sandwich? BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAK ;+
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Can men make sandwiches? better than women
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Why do people wear leggings as pants? to keep the pocket pouch from protruding and if your a guy, to show off your package.
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What do you think when you see a girl with "JUICY" written across the backside of her pants? remind her to change her pad
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Your showing to much cleavage when___________________? dy
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What's a really bad way to impress your boss? bring your beany nap bag with you to work everyday with an alarm clock set for nap time.
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What are the attributes of dysfunctional family communication patterns? Fark off.
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Someone just fell down right in front of you, you're first thought or reaction? HAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAAHHA,,,,,,,,,(three hours later) .....i stop laughing and pick um up.
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Death is ...... recent. My mom died new years eve.
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Would you like to hold my hands? did you just poo poo? go wash your hands and I would love too. You dog you. wooooooooooooooohooooooooooooooooooooo
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What would you do when you feel upset? Dream a little dream of you.
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if a your best friend (super Excited) asked you for 8 thousand dollars will you let him borrow it without asking any question? if i had it yes.
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Are we still be friends? does a fish swim?
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Is today the end? it could be, butt, and this is a very big butt, i dougt it.
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Where did you hide the body? in the freezer next to the severed head, where else?
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What is your normal pooing pattern? on the toilet
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How do you react to people who take their anger out on you? nobody, not unless the want to get slapped unconscious.
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Is it You??!Or is it just ME??!! you cant tell? ooooooooooooooo i'd consider a shrink. Maybe they can help you figure it out.
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Do you want to be a good person? Nah, I want to be mean and obnoxious. I want to kick puppies and yank candies out of babies mouths; I want to insult people, talk behind their backs then steal their wallet and ss numnber. I want to date their husband/wife and dog/cat, and then tie them to the radiator and make them watch golf until someone comes resue them
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How much does a pedometer cost? About as much as a theifandrundulator
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Do guys like big butts?
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What would happen if i walk down the street with just my underwear? Depends if they have skid marks
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Why am i so good looking? HAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHHHAHHHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHHAHHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHHHAHHHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHHAHHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHHHAHHHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHHAHHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHHHAHHHAHHA...
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Ever get bored at work and feel like un... dressing
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How many times in your life have you had sex without knowing the other person's name? Today?
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Women: favorite thing for a man to do for you? By me a Lamberdenee
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What is the last thing that you said the word "no" to? The ball and chain.
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When do you ever go pear shaped? When I want to be eaten.
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When would you feel like someone does not have confidence in your abilities? Why? Cause we both never whitnessed any before.
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Are you a friendly person? Fark Off
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Did I miss something big here? No. But if you find it, i have dibs on seconds. shiver
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Is it wrong to have casual sex with someone. How much do you charge.
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If I say Christmas, what is your first thought? alot of work. too many to think of in a first thought. Damn, your head could implode.
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What do you wish would come down your chimney? Sven
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seeking advice/comfort Thats what I pay my shrink for.
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Can I call you front? Yes. Butt hole knee if I can call you back.
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Why do I want a friend who would act more like a parent towerds me? Your in bad need of a spanking.
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How do i be myself around my best friend? There's easier ways to break up a friendshp/ ;'+
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i like a girl who just wants to be friends what should i do slap her unconscious and steal her purse.
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Is my new girlfriend a tease? My husbands an attorney, way worse.
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Adventure in ________ diana
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what is the crazest thing you've ever done ? today?
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What is your favorite fast food restaurant? How often do you eat there? Wendys, my son works their and i get free frosteee's sometime
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Do you want me to put your lights out? Yes pweeze, i'm too lazy to do it myself
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Whats the best way to break up with a girl, who says she loves me, without hurting her? with a song http://youtu.be/JjybzZDoxQE
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Whats the best way to break up with a girl, who says she loves me, without hurting her? explain it in a song
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What makes someone a stranger? anyone who isn't me must be stranger
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We are all adults, right? Dont drag me into your sick mind
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Which is more important, education or pancakes? Spicy Sausage links.
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please explain "you've got me beat" in plain English. You won.
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Why do we think we know so much? Its one of the signs of knowing not as much as we know.
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What are you doing in my room? Looking for your valubles.
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Do aliens believe in humans? Believe they need to be dinner.
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Anyone on here ever written anything on the bathroom wall and what did you write? my phone number....that was BEFORE i got married.
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Do alien women belong in the kitchen too? only if their "ET"ing
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What are you doing in my ______________? crotchless underwear
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Can I sleep on your bed? If i can rummage through your stuff when your sleeping.
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Does it annoy you when people do not use proper grammar (on or off AB)? you up in all that fo sho and trippin
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What are you doing in my pants? lookin for somethng.....seems to be missing
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What are you doing in my shirts? they needed a touch of onion.
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How can a wife be more romantic? Bring her girlfriend over for something to eat.
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do you like cum the first time that you tasted it Not without dinner and dancing first.
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Just when I thought it was getting easier, you had to _______. Duck on my lap
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Can I sleep on your bed? do your feet smell?
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You can easily see _________. not without my reading glassesss
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Are you the life of my love? are you rich?
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It broke because _______. I looked at it
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I cant afford to ______________. ofa
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Can you count to ten in a language other than English? adeen, dva, tray, chat, satory, spyats, chem, and teh rest (russian)
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Why is loving you so easy? cause i'm easy
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How do you make love from scratch? get a feather and create an itch
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Now What Kind of Lunatic Asylum Did they let YOU out of? I cant remember the exact name, but I do know it was for the criminally insane.
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Do you __ow the Muffin Man? I used to until he switched to burrito's
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How can bruised Ego be healed instantly? Think about the person that you feel a brused ego , than remember they dont pay your bills.
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Is there Evii in every person? What brings it out? My cooking.
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Am I beginning to wander? yes, now you'll get lost
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Have you ever attempted to get into someone elses car in a parking lot, thinking it was yours? Yes, succededed, and yelled at the guy who later got in his car cause he woke me up.
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Tell me two great lies. This is a fabulous question, and you lie, ON YO MAMMA
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How do you measure success? What is the best way to measure success? Do what my son does, work at wendys and never get a raise but work like heck
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I love the way you____________ eyeball me all innappropreatly in public
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Do you ever get tired of resting? no, neither does my son it seems..
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What would you consider 'finger licking good'? this
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What would you consider 'finger licking good'? a goo
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why do we continue to love someone even when we know they hurt us before? Its called unconditional love. More of a concept than a real thing it seems. If they are your true freinds, y ou should already know they wouldnt hurt you on purpose, otherwise move on, its not worth the pain of misstrust.
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What words describe your current mood? wonderfully horibble....hahhahhahahhahahhahahhha.....
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When was the last time you had a good laugh, and who made you laugh? Todya. Or yesterday fo sho. And alot of other days too. My best friend, she's really Boo Chin and fun
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If you knew someone who always exclaimed he or she was the greatest person alive, how long 'til you killed and ate 'em? it was in 9th grade. Oh, it only took about 32 hours. He tasted tough so I ripped his skin off and put some pork rine spices in and made dork rine . It staill tasted nasty. The rest I fed to the pigeons. They didnd't even eat him, neither did the vultures. Finlally, he just got eated by fireants and that was that. Apprently, fireants aren't picky eaters.
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When was the last time you were genuinely afraid of another person? My stepfather when i was six. Seems like every tie he saw me he'd whip me with a big leather bealt so hard i almost pass out. I deceded i didn't like the feeling of being scared of anything, so now i'm not.
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What's the most exotic animal you'd like to eat? B and G Macaw Parrot
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I once was without toilet paper so I used ______. Toilet paper?
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How did we end up here with this _______? Spritzeradometalizor sheil
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Will you PLEASE wash your___________________? mothers penis
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Have you ever been frightened by religion? The burning bush thing kinda startled me
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Oh no, a piece of satellite just landed on ___________! penis
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Quit __________ ME! innappropreiatly eyeballing
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Why my butt hurts? Maybe you should have someone look into it.
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What would you do if I ________ ? ate U
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Complete this sentence: I'm exceptionally good at ____________. um http://youtu.be/DUyn5qyf_6c
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What is the root cause of Religious hatred? http://youtu.be/9dcVOmEQzKA ooooooooooooooo
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The right to be heard does not include__________________________? http://youtu.be/j5-yKhDd64s this wont do its thang
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Mad ________. Flipper http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=geKYpPgotls&feature=colike
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The right to be heard does not include__________________________? fo sho
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Can sleeping on your face cause nightmare? neva
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The right to be heard does not include__________________________? this
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The right to be heard does not include__________________________? Anyone but me. Not unless you say Pweeze first.
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Well, It is Time to Say Good-Bye, Folks.. Just come back in another account. You can use your same avatar and everything. Just add a letter to the end of you old advatars name. I do it all the time. I WONT ALLOW YOU TO DEPART. Not unless I say you can anyway. ;D
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My psychiatrist and I have decided___________________________? To put you too sleep for the greater good of mankind?
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Childen are happy with______________________________? when they fall in love with the right Cock
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Sick yaks leave___________________________? odatious butt cracks
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What is the root cause of Religious hatred? Its the sourse of many world evils and conflict.
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What does a "lady" do,that makes her a lady? Blames others for her occational farting in public.
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Let's go and ____, this purple duck. Pork
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Are you picky about the brand of toilet tissue/paper you use? Which brand do you use? Why? :-) very important issue...
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Fill in the blank please: Simon says, "______________." YO MAMMA
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Today, I feel like................. d.
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Is Weylon ok? Who? That was insenditive, I meant to say, Who IS Welton.
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Have you learned any lessons by reading the bible? Not a one. But it did help time go faster in prison.
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You wait 3 years to tell me this? Are you out of your mind? Tell you what. And yes, I am.
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Nothing is more irritating than______________________________? Finding something irritating.
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What's the worst noise? Whining and complaining .
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Did you just drool on me? No, thats digusting. I slobbered on you.
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What do you view as proof that "not everything is as it seems"? bi-=monthy shrink bill
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Why cn't the world stop stop carbon burn? cn't they feel the heat??? Yeah Babay
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How would you feel if you are the last person on Earth? about the same. I'm not a very observant person by nature and mental specialness. ;+
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Do you chew your popcorn loudly while at the movies? Yes. I also grunt as I chew and occationally pass gas rather loudly (gotta watch the butter) on my popcorn, the bUTTRER ON MY B{PFOROA
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What does a color that can't occur in our universe look like? Scientists have discovered a large array of spectra we humans cannot detect, alot of the colors are in or near the regien of turquoise.
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Is there any ONE food you could survive on for weeks in an emergency? Fish Food (Ben and Stiller)
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Last night I had a dream that I was pregnant. Am I pregnant? Are you female?
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Flying ______. ionopsheric modulator didgetors.
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what is the worst name to give a a girl baby? Ben Dover
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What do you consider to be your most annoying habit/trait? What do others consider to be your most annoying trait/habit? what?
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what is the worst name to give a a boy baby? Emily.
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Bernard ______. yard animals.
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How to give someone a hint that they are annoying? Wave goodbye as you leave their annoying lil'self
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What kind of place do you think the world would be if everyone thought EXACTLY the same way as you do? ew
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What is similar to nothing? me
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I wake up to the sound of_________? Parakeetes
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If you found your bf/gf or wife/husband cheating on your own bed, what would you do? Tell them to get the fark off my bed and go downstairs and use my husbands .
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What celebrity would you not mind to stalk you? Him Pweeze
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Have u ever got spanked by ur friends mom I should be so lucky
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Do you need a special permit to keep an alien in your home? No. Just make sure you give um plenty to E.T. Or they might just gobble you down.
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Penny ______. tentiary
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True ____. men. Harry.
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Would you masturbate in public for 8 million dollars? I dunno, I don't really have that kind of money to spend.
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Is it wrong to pray on the toilet? Not if your constipated.
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Were in the world can I find a BEAUTIFUL ,sweet, GENTLE and tenderloving GREEK man? Does he EXIST!? Are YOU one!? I try to be.
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What -ist are you ? Thyn not no ith about such wondering bistripuls.
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High five anyone? I' already have at least two Hi downstairs. Kids. Their such Hoodilums.
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Im not_______ An EggPlant
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I keep telling myself______ Get the fark out of my face.
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Best Michael Jackson song is __________ . I couldn't get it to work the first time, so here's number two http://www.youtube.com/embed/DUyn5qyf_6c" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen>
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Best Michael Jackson song is __________ . 2 U Michel
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How can I make you happier than you are right now? Lift the court order and pay my property taxes.
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Happiness - Is it being at ease in our bodies ? or having extrodinarily distorted positive attitues about being at ease with our bodies, wheather they deserve it or nut.
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how would you live with no problems? Be clueless or dead.
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I don't think anyone has time for that anymore, do you? It takes me six hours to do the dishes, i've got time for anything.
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what is a good comeback when someone says "u think u wanna be tall cuz u wearing heels". Your just jealous cause these heels didn't come in your size.
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Are we utterly alone into our own radically different realities and no intelligent entity knows what wer'e thinking or feeling at anytime? I dont even know what i'm thinking or feeling at anytime, so Its feasable i'm not the only one.
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If it weren't for AB I would_______________ masterbate to the internet more often.
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what does this quote mean to you: "a heart at peace gives life to the body, but envy rots the soul?" I believe humans are born with personalities that dont really change . Both may have equal horror or missfortune, wheather it be in looks or luck or love. The heart at peace is eathier lacking ability to focus and often has other peach enhancing "unrealistic" behaivior traits, while the other might have the same , but maybe a variation that tends to be more cinical or is prone to high stress or...
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Anyone ever say to you "you've got some nerve"? Do you? How so? No. But I get alot of "YIKES" or "gotta run now, nice um talking at you"
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Men who go out at night with the intention of taking a woman home are... where
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Who does God hate more, feminists or vegetarians? hater blockers OOPS THIS WAS SUPPOSE TO BE A COMMENT TO MARKY MARKS ANSWER, Please relocate this answer and convert it into the proper comment in the correct answer meant for it. thank you. management
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What are the most dangerous places in the world? hot dogs
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What are the most dangerous places in the world? At the dinner table eating my cooking.
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Species least likely to become endangered? Nutmeg.
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Can mustard cause heartburn? depends on how much you slather on your hot dog and how many you can eat.
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What is the most dreadful burden to a human being? Giving clout to asumtion and insinuation.
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Get your _______ out of my _______. Penis out of my cold cream jar.
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Have you ever had a suicidal thought? I did, alot, when I was active in my alcoholism 18 years ago.
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Ladies, if your gender could reproduce without men, would you want to live in a world with women only? Why or why not? Life would cruel without the presence of a penis.. Men, ah, I can take um or leave um, just make sure they leave their penises before they leave.
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Who does God hate more, feminists or vegetarians? This is exactly why i'm an atheist....Haters aren't my thang, no mean?
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What does snow taste like? albino snowcone
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Why don't you ever spank me? Cause I dibs it first.
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Why would an investor buy preferred stock? The same reason a man would.
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Is your basic, natural tendency to be cynical or to be naive...about things in general? Hey, what happened to my answer? it was here a minute a go
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Would you own this cat? Looks delicious
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When you talk, do people listen? AH HAHHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHAHHAHA AH AHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAH
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Has your S/O ever forbidden you from doing/wearing/saying anything? If he/she did, would you comply or not? HAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHA
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What's holy? What's not? My socks. My bank account.
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Why did you do that? My Bad.
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Do you have an overwhelming urge to poke you some hontas? Not anymore, an even more overwhelming urge to vlasoy the buska took its place.
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Have you ever dated a sociopathical liar before? No. But i'm a daughter of one, does that coutn?
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what a nice night. what should i do? Play door bell ditch nakey
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What would make you frown right now? If a beetle flew into my nose hole.
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How do I hold a conversation with a man? wear a see through shirt/skirt/pants.
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I'm not afraid of ________ anymore. Cumulus Clouds
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Who is Satan? My big brothers attorney.
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what would you do if aliens invaded? Set another plate. Lucky for them, I"M COOKING TONIGHT, that'll do it.
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I forgot. What was I supposed to do ? Stealing my thoughts again are weed?
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tell me is this true love or just infactuation Well its not like I enjoy working 34/7 for almost two years know with nothing to show for it but a frozen bank and a settlement agreement I didn't even realize it was a real thingy. Butt, and this is a big butt, I've learned alot about all kinds of codes, almost like an expert, too bad I stll haven't asertained how to apply it to my immidiate situation at work, and its putting a damper on my...
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slower than ? Yes, I just got back from working out in the pool and i'm a little ripe. I'll hit it now. Squeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek...AHHHHHHHHHH BURP
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We are all flawed, but what flaw would you change in yourself ? I'd change my underwear more.
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What does "the lion will lie down with the lamb" mean? He couldn't find a sheep
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What comes up when you Google your name? A very unappealing mug shot
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To get the most out of your ___________, learn more about _______ . Man Servant, high tech cleaning tools
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I can't believe I am ____________ ! an eggplant
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We know you've explored something in your atticks? Tell us what that is! Rats. We have tree Rats in our Attick.
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Why do we want things we desire right now instead of working to get them with patience? Wanting things entails focusing on them. Without focus , you dont want anything. Except maybe a new tooth brush ever so often
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How much guilt do you feel on a daily basis? About what?
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When is it okay to speak harshly? When a moth lands in your freshly drawn bath and gets lost in the bubbles. There you soak, never really knowing where it may wonder.
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Is it better to be slightly naive or to be slightly cynical about life in general? Huh? Its my preferred way to be about life in general.
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Have you ever been really hurt by another ABer? My emotions were stunted at birth, so no. But its not like I wouldn't like to. Its just a fact. Not a factor I can conjure upl.
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Is that a dead hooker in your shopping cart? They were out of Ding Dongs so I had to settle for Ho Ho's. Mean Grocery Store, oops, I forgot the frozen meat man and smells like the bakery lady is just about done cooking in the oven. HA
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Can you describe your life in one word? Ding-a-Linguish
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Life is incomplete without ________________ ? a good spanking
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What is the geographical distribution of organisms? For men or for women ;+
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Does Jesus ever get horny..? only god knows. HA
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Why can't you wear hates in school? Cause Lurves are much purtyer
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I feel like I'm dying inside, a little more every day. Loneliness is my killer. Not depression, I know the difference. God your so dramatic.I've been working like a dog to keep foood on the plate. WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM MA
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Would you rather be very thin or very fat? can I be both. Fat on the top and thin on the bottom. Can I be really hairy too pweese? (said while rubbing me one good eye cause its all bloodshot from who knows what)
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I have a Male Cat problems maybe get him another pussy so he can pee her instead.
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Is it possible to obey Jesus Christ in all things? well. I wont do anal if thats what youmean. god.
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At times people wanna play when you're not in the mood. Whom do you blame? Them for wanting to smell the flowers or you for being sour? no. i keep playing or leave. ?
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Why do people always talk in terms of fault and blame when things don't go perfectly? Cause you did its all your fault ;+
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Can somebody please tell me who this woman is? It wasn't me I have an allabye.
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Blowpops or Tootsiepops? BLOWPOP face down
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What is your favorite flavor dum dum? MoOOOOOOOOOOse
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How often are you happy? What are you gettin at kat?
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I'm just___________in_________________ justin timberlick
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Who are you ? (describe youself in a short paragraph. please) A CaRbOnPrOdUcT like everyone else on earth.
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If a misogynist is someone who hates women, what are you called if you hate men? Seriously, I'm not looking for humor here. :) a Hate Ball
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Why is there no Church on the Moon i dunno, but it has aloot of holy holy ahhahaha
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When do you pretend something is funny when you really don't find it funny at all? Unfortunatley, I find everything funny. EsPeCiAlLy when its not.
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If you are, why are you vulnerable? Cause I'm a pathalogical optimist. Pissess people off for some reason.
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Do you ever feel so numb, you can't even laugh? affirmative.
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Pickled eggs are ___? Not as tasty as pickled penises.
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How do you feel today? Do you feel good, sick, lonely etc.. foolish and dissinboobarrated.
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What do you THINK your parents did which harmed you most ? my mom is a sociapath. My childhood was a horror movie. (singing) but that was yesterday, and yesterdays gone!
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Do you think some people fake self esteem? I do. How else am I going to possess it?
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What was your first memory as a child, and how old were you? one day odd
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Most of your mental state depend on things and people around you? not really. Your resposible for that.
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When will it all go down? have you tried laxatives?
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Do you have a best friend?? If so who is it ?? yes boo chin she hasnt' ditched me yet i admire her for that ;+
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Do you like small handbags? yes
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Would you like to spend a year living alone in a remote, fully supplied, cabin in the woods? i already do. except its a balcony bedroom betroom yes, i would, and do
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i want strapon my boy friend is that normal ? Not without the proper humungus dangle nose ring and high heel sneakers its not.
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smoking pot is ___________... what my kids do best ;+
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Is happiness by choice or by chance? genetics
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I love the taste of ________in my mouth. :) femding
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I'm not good at ________. :) listening
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I'm not good at ________. :) Share your answer...
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Why won’t you talk to me online anymore? as if
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What wa the last thing that made you feel happy? talking with my best friend online. i've been busy, so i 've negletful to our friendship. I'm sure they understand.
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If you caught someone in your house at night and you had a gun, would you be able to kill her/him? yes pweeze
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I'm hearing weird scratching/creaking noises coming from the floorboards and walls in the sitting room. Do you live near large tree's? I have tree rats in my walls. When I was gone a few months, my family said they laid traps and killed seven. They didn't tell me about it until recently, and they can get rather noisy. Time for the rat traps again....SNAP SNAP
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Have you ever known a positive person full of hope that works really hard and is still a failure and a loser? Butt hole knee from your point of view. How can one be both?
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Whats the last thing a man wants to hear? Can I have my nylons back.
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if aliens existed would the world unite? meaning would we have world peace? only if they came from Uranus.
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if aliens existed would the world unite? meaning would we have world peace? only if they came from Uranus.
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if aliens existed would the world unite? meaning would we have world peace? only if they came from Uranus.
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How would a universe form without a god? Share your answer...
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Inside every_________ is a ________ dying to bust out. jane_____ dick
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Imagine: Happiness. Can you do it? HAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHA ;S
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why do men die before their wives? Their wives are the ones who cooked their meal.
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Anyone know a good joke? Yes. I can hear the snoring from all the way up here and i'm two stories above it,. what am i?
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What is the "grandfather paradox" as it relates to time travel? Its an example of how much we really dont' grasp the big picture. Its a thought play giving a senerio of your potential deaalings , or not, with yourself if you should go b ack in time and kill your grandfateher.....the reason it wouldn't work is because we , unlike flatlanders , have more than two dimentions and therefore more than likely exsist in a multi=verse , or "many worlds" situation,...
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Can Your Faith Move Mountains? You must be thinkg of my chili.
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Can you tell me something funny about religion? Dog. God in Dexlexic. ;D
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Why DON'T you think things happen for a reason? What's the logic? Keeps the hair off the blanket of Chaos sprinkled generously on our Universe.
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What colour is your life? mine I'd say is a burnt orange... working towards a sunset red! County Jail Orange.
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Are all your neighbors squares or are YOU the biggest cube in the hood? lolol we all good, just chillin the big GA
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what he/she doesn't know won't hurt them?Is this the way most of us think today? I dont know about most of us but I wouldn't want the responsibility of guessing what wont hurt someone, so i'll go with......better let um know.
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if you had 3 days left to live what would you do? Ride life , and RIde it hard....lolol
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How do you feel inside when someone nags at you? distracted
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If there was a magic phrase so people would give points every time to the question, or answer they liked; WHAT WOULD IT BE? When did being nice become such a big point. I forget to give poiints, it seemed cyber space to me was a place to kick off your kilters and relax a while. No worries on points or impressions here, its got to be somewhere
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Why can you buy summer sausage in the winter? ;O
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Do you see self free to go anywhere you want, without fear? Are you in that balance and harmony? No.. I'm always uneasy about it. The secret is to not let um see you sweat, put on a brave face and before you know it, your out and about and not doing as bad as y ou thought. Pretend your strong and maybe you'll find that your not such a bad actor after all.
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Are women to be trusted with their cooking? CULINARY NO WAY. She could be an expert at handling the meat and slap it on the table nightly without damaging anything, but chances are she's got bigger idea's for dinner that the same ol slab of beef she's been doing day after day year after year, if your lucky, she'll think of other ways to prepare y our meat. Maybe she'll even cut it for you.
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Who could we all learn from? Why? Third world communities. Because we'd stop whining so much and realize how good we really have it here in the goo US of A
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Ever ask yourself? Are you a good/bad person? It wasnt me
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how do i get suicidal thoughts out of my head? Go help out at an inter city food bank.
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Where is russia located? On a Lazy hoy in the South at the moment
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Where is russia located? On a Lazy hoy in the South at the moment
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Do russians speak english? shtota koy a doo rock?
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Is it possible that Russia could become the Soviet Union again? Nyet
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What do you call a male ladybug? Lady Bud.
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Have you noticed that things are just really really really really not that great? If i did i woulnd stop noticing it and notice something more possitive.
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Hmmm,what's the whip for? >GRIN
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You Android or iPhone? You rich or poor? You smart or dumb? You happy or suicidal? :"
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When would you consider a person to be naïve? I never thought I would , and thinking on it i still dont think i do so i dont know
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What kind of action do you take when you are actually offended? (in person or not) One way Exit out. Its lucky i dont offend easily
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Can you tell me something about your body that I don't know? That as much as I'd love to have one, I dont have my own penis.
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"You are far too kind." What would cause you to feel this way? anything far too
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Does nagging push you away? Do you even listen to people who nag at you or do you just want to hit them? Not really, but i'd rather hear a good harping or preaching than a nagging. Maybe throw some gossiping and innappropriate eyeballing and i'm ok with the world.
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"Laugh at yourself before others have the chance to." Do you live by this code? Why or why not? Im polite. I let odor's laugh first, then i follow in with my usual loud over bearing long arse laughing turned torture when it goes on and on and on....who needs a code?
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Does it annoy you whe people make continious 'mmmmmm' noises when they eat? Shouldn't this be in the Adult sex tion?
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Do you want me to put you in a song? Note E flat call
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How much weight do you place on other people's words, especially the words of those closest to you? I have a hard enough time catching what all there is being said, now i'm suppose to listen as well? no can do ;+ dont i wish....and/or as if. ;D
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What do you want investigated? What don't you want investigated? the cabinet under the bathroom sink downstairs i think it has gremlins a musterin up to micheif
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How many people in your life do you/ have you shared the details of your private life with? I accidently do that with everyone eventually. My life isn't a mystery.
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The value of desperately needy attention-seeking insulter/attackers?They make the rest of us look really good! What do you think? Why do you even give them the time of day. Your feeding them. Stop it. ;D
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What is your favorite game of all time? Chess
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what does it mean if a girl taps you on the leg She wants to see your big floppy red hat match your purse for a change. You've upset her and she needs time to heel. You heel.
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What would make a non-stop beautiful traffic jam? Jargy Mon Jue Rock a Road-n-MoN smoo and lurvlee
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Do you believe that Greek Gods might actually exist and are just hiding/resting right now? I think their not resting but hiding from a CaRbOnPrOdUcT explosive devise trap I've set for them when they come out for food. ZAP take that you missing thing you....HA
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Wireless network coverage: Do the different carriers have their own cell towers all over the country? I know they keep putting up more powerful towers all the time, i'm not sure if they're monopolised by the big guys, but i predict they won't be able to do that once free access towers come into play.
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When are positive reinforcements bad to get? When are positive reinforcements good to get? Positive is always good. Well, you wouldn't want to have cheer leaders at a flogging or a party because someone killed the nieghbors dog. Well. maybe that one but...
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When you don't have a good comeback, is the best thing to do to just laugh? I prefer to blunt out something innappropriate, enough to make everyone feel uncomfortable enough to distract them while i steal their wallet...
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I think insults diminish the Insulter more than they harm the Insultee. Do you agree? If their good insults, they diminish my chances of getting in a good one myself.
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Why should we go to Mars? Cause Marky Mark Rules that Planet...why else?
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Can you name crimes that are no sin and sins that are no crime? Fear,Hypocrocy, hate, and antiquated trust laws in more than half under the Unified Trust Code damn it
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How would a universe form without a god? I'm sorry I was busy that day.
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How can people with schizophrenia hear voices in their heads, and is being around a person suffering from this dangerous? No. My brother has it, but as he gets older, it gets a little better.
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WHat is not affected by gravity? nutrino's or meons I know meons follow Einsteins Retivity by bending with space time and is a dangerous consequence when it happens here on earth. Cancer's mostly unexplained can usually be instigated by these deep space high energy particles as they hit the cell in just the wrong spot. Morphed time seems to play havic on things that arn't following along in relative space time.
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How can I stop letting things get to me so much? How can I manage to stay somewhere without being hurt when something or someone bothers me? When i feel like that I get myself in motion, walking the dog, riding a bike, masterbating, going to the gym, anything that keeps your body moving . Seems to excite the natural endorphins in yo bothered mind .... or not.
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How can I stop being such a failure? My days are pretty pathetic. Do like you did in Drama class in High School. Play the Part and Act Like You''re not feeling so you can start feeling like doing it again this time feeling good abou it this time.
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What helps you look past yourself? My reflection.
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Using only scientific terms, answer with the hottest thing a lover could whisper in your ear! The soft of your neck erected thoughts of social intercourse along naked streached out bEyAtChEs with ChEw
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Do toilet paper ads, erectile disfunction med ads, stool softner ads, and panty liner ads belong on TV? You forgot acid indigestion complicated by gas. ;+
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What is Earth\'s atmosphere composed of? Oxygen , Nitrogen and Hydrogen..but most fun of all, Argot, the same thing they use in green , yellow and red street lights ...that's also what makes earth "glow" from outer space, the Luminecence of Argtot in the atmosphere. Argot IN the atmosphere, not Argot the atmosphere, we ALLL have the atmosphere, that wouldnt be fair say Argot it to myself...now wood it...;D
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What is the most attractive aspect of spring-time? Catipillors in Butterflies with Bumble Bee's as Big as Balls Bouncing sounds of Birds and Squirls off newly blossomed Azailia Bushes ova' that in the yonders marshings.
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What is the first vegetable I should grow in my garden (an easy one)? A little purple egg plant.
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True or False: The Gospel of Jesus Christ is the only way to glory land? False. A Glory Hole....Jesus Christ its the only way to go. ;O
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Westboro Baptist Church is _____________. lamic barbaque n grill.
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Can you get food poisoning from bread? I ate a moldy penut butter sandwhich not to long ago, but didn't realize it until the next morning when i went to make some toast with the same bread, but now it was daylight and i saw green fur instead. I grossed out but didn't get sick. >gag
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Have you ever dangled your participle in front of the opposite sex? No. But I tossed the idea around with a double negative metephor thriple phonic leapord inuentdo once.
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Why do cats bother growing all that hair if they're just going to eat it anyway? Cause it feels good to a bumpy toungue when hair balls form from all that pussies licking.
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What was the last thing that happened to you that you did not know why it happened? When?
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world war 3 I think its more like a preview of 2012's ancient prediction of doom , metephorically speaking hopefully....AHHAHHAHHAHAH....cough....RUN FOR YOUR LIFE ITS NEARLY HERE...
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Give me candy, ok? Ok. But the mini marshmellows stay with me.
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Just what will happen to you if you, "cast a clout before May is out" ? June might Ward a Snuggy-Melvin-Gobbler.
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What happened before time started? The Dawning Time in "Pre-Cumming" Father Time's Birthday Party.
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Are there more good people or bad people in this world? bagood
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What's your life worth? Is that a threat ;D
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Are you ready for what's next? Do these new sneakers make my butt look flat?
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Are all AB users aliens who are trying to take over the internet? Of course not, dont be rediculous ...;+
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What jobs will dumb people have in the future? Define dumb.
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Can you come up with a good punch-line for this picture? Vulcan you say unless they all have matching hats.
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Why did you kill me?! Who are you talking to?
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Who is the most odd person that you know? Sorry, but you cannot choose me. I'm still looking for them.
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Have you come across less-than-sane individuals while commuting? Describe. I dont do well in large shared living arrangements so I' cant really say.
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If the life of someone you hold dear depended on the death of an innocent stranger, would you do it? I wouldn't doom anybody no matter what or who depended on it.
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What is something you have a strict routine for? My evening bath.
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Is it wrong to think your friend Is ugly? No. But why would a friend ever be ugly unless they weren't.
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What creates shyness in a person? I truly believe it's inate and has little to do with influences deemed responsible for bringing shyness out.
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Can you think of any songs that are unintentionally hilarious?
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Have you ever been interested in someone only to be disappointed when you found out he or she was old enough to be your parent? No. Gender was.
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What type of behaviour you expect from others? Human
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What song are you addicted to? (doesn't matter what language).
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Why are people motivated by greed even when their needs are taking care off? I am not... ed for being best at both.
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What do you think about this video!? It reminds me of this one.
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I have tried to find this Elvis song title for years. It was an Elvis song dubbed on a video of Elvis and his group going from city to city. A very fast paced song that mentioned various cities and tag lined "movin on down the line" as I recall.
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Do you consider fruit, without any other added ingredients, a dessert? Yes. Butt hole knee if its a tomato.
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Does hammering a piece of metal increase it's density? If it decreases its size , yes. If it just redistributes its shape, then no. i think ;O
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Elvis Pressley recorded a song "Playing for Keeps" but no one seems to know where it is. Have you heard it? Where?
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What animal can you do the best impression of? Richard Nixen
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What's the worst betrayal you've experienced? Last night when I found my mint chocolate chip ice cream eaten all up.
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What holds people back from achieving their potential? You mean besides themselves? Jail maybe?
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I never even thought that ___________________. away before.
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What type of mental disorders entail the person not taking social cues?
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What have you noticed recently that made you suspicious? I overlook everything. Its how I was mad4e ;+
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Is there any one person you know that you wish was dead? ew no. It would be easier to just avoid them.
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Do you think that you're awesome? I think your new Avatar is awesome. I think you are too. ;D
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How many years in a light year? one earth year.
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What's the best way to stop feeling stupid? Just do it.
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Is Attention Deficit Disorder over diagnosed since we have agreed no child is stupid? no
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How would we perceive things that exist in the 4th dimension? Surgery without tools, walking through walls, no visible reason to invade surface barrier's...popping into exsistance from the extra dimention like the third demention seems to pop into exsistance in bits and peices in the world of Flatlanders living in the second dimention. No depth there, just bits and pieces of it.
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"It's none of your business." How can this phrase be said more politely? Pweeze, its non of your business pweeze.
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Who would win? Pheasant or peacock Pea Cock? HAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAH :I I'm sure I dont know what you mean ;+
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I need some advice. On another site, I have a chat partner from Germany. We would have great conversations about many topics... Maybe is internet was broken.
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If I say earthquake, you say ______? FULL MOON
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What happens if a bank burns down to the ground? Assets to Ashes.
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does you own your stuff, or does your stuff own you? I like "things" , does that count?
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What would be a positive approach at converting a Satanist to Christianity?? Exchange the lil' red tail for a lil' fluffy halo?
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When you travel does having a different routine than your norm bother you very much or not at all? No. Its par for the course with me. I'd be surprized if one day I'd actually make it home without getting lost by being on the right route in the first place.
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What's your worst characteristic? I TALK TOO LOUD.
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Can a person be taught creativity, or is this an innate talent? I think all people are creative. Some just don't show it as much as others.
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what can i put on wood to make it the slipperiest? (making giant jenga, and the boards need to slide easy) ;O
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Shave it or keep it natural? What, a beard, your big toe, a moose?
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Do you have just a job or a career? i yob
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What is your opinion on people who work in the adult industry? A lot of women find their independence by working for themselves but Butt what?
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What does caramel is made of? One hump maybe two, depends on the region.
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What is your favorite comfort food and why? Mini Marshmellows. Need I say more?
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What is your favorite comfort food and why? Share your answer...
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Could an eternal fire exist? Please explain your logic. ;O
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What’s the purpose of rude people in this world? Pls help understand their function so I can appreciat their behavior I ask the saame about Knat's.
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Do you know what separates the men from the boys? "from the"
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How do you sleep throught the night when you have a severe (bronchitis like) cough? Try to sleep in a semi sitting up position. It helps the lungs from accumulating too much gunk.
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Should girls remove pubic hair or not? Only if its a Brazzian.
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have you done your taxes or still waiting? ;+
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Should girls remove pubic hair or not? Is it yours?
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Do you sometime feel as if your being monitored??? and do you really care... No. I'm not very interesting, so if I were being monitored, I'd think maybe they got the wrong monitorator simulating modual.
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If you could only use one condiment the rest of your life, what would it be? Mini Marshmellows
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What food could you compare love to? Sardenes.
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When one (is) ___________ a _____________, one must be careful not to _________________________?? entering , elevator, fart
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Is Rap Music really music, or just filthy words put to a beat? Describe filthy....(pant) ;+
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Ladies, are these shoes really wild? I prefer these
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Do i always have to keep quiet when my wife is arguing with me about my past? Share your answer...
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What do you know about me that I might find a surprise? Every six seconds you inhale someone's exhale from every exhale man ever exhailed.
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What food do you eat too much of? Mini Marshmellows. I'm weaning myself off of them however.....(said while chomp chomp chomping on a bag of Mini Marshmellows) ;+
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Whatever happened to sin? I stole it .
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Can you verify if a used designer handbag is authentic? ew
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If you were a cartoon character, who would you be? Oops
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When was the last time you sang out loud? This evening in the tub.
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When the f*** are skinny jeans going to go out of style? What's f++++ mean?
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What is the slowest marine fish? A Bottom Sucker.
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How frustrated do you feel when people take your words more harshly than you meant them? I always sound like I'm yelling frantically even when I'm saying hello, so it doesn't really BOTHEWR ME MUCH
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Now women,I'am asking yall a question don't be offended,Is it annoying for a man to stare at your backside?I ask this with respect? Not unless there is a piece of toilet paper showing/ :+
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If you met a mermaid, what would you do? i'd ask her how our cousin was doing. ;O
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i hate snitches who else is with me Earthlings. Back stabbing snitches , the lot of um. Makes me proud to be an alien.
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Would you rather be a big fish in a small pond or a small fish in a big pond? A small fish. Their harder to spot.
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We both looked at the same thing. You saw......... but I saw .......... (fill in the blanks) A cresant, FULL MOON! :D
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Who were you in your last life? A great big shiney FULL MOON! ;D
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Which of the following office personalities do you like the least? The hater.
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If you saw a ghost, would you ...? I'd tell them to please hum some sort of tune., not just flat out humming. :P
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When it comes to broken up with your bf/gf, which song is in your mind?? this one
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Somethin happend over the weekend and i regret it. my "FREND" said she wouldnt tell. and now everyone no's. do i forgive her? Hey, what happend to my answer?
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What strips you away of attraction for someone? racism
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What wouldn't you be caught dead wearing? Chocolate Pudding.
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What's the difference between a king and a leader? One has subjects the other has subjectives?
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Does God want us to love ourselves? Is there a fine line here? Excessive masterbation guilt perhaps? ;O
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Are intelligents given? (or) Are intelligents earned? I dunno
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Jesus loves you! can you say the same about Satan? Jesus loves you satan. Like that?
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What letter comes before A and after Z A homy P?
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Have you ever had a penguin round for tea Chess. And he was palloovious enough to bring a Kangarooo....quite pallovious indeed ;+
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Have you ever seen a real UFO? well....no but I did have my aunt visit me from Uranus recently, does that count?
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How to get revenge on the boy who the girls are obsessed w/.... THERE"S A DAMN TORNADO COMMING AT ME
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Is there such a thing as being too polite? No. um. Ok yes....>cough
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Are you stalking me??? I was just thinking the same thing ;O
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Has AB always been an Athiest vs. Christian belief warzone? Because as long as organized religeon survives, so will the wars.
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god had a wife? Superman was allergic to Kriptonite.
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hey .... are you about to yawn ? ;-) No. But I just ducked, does that count?
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What do you think is the worst sin you can commit in life? Going out of your way to make the down and out like homeless people feel ashamed and useless by being mean to them.
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are you a curiousity? No. An anomily
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Germans are best known for _________ Thier giant meaty spicy hot sausages.;O
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Do you appreciate people's differences? I would if I liked humans. ;+
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what is your IQ?...seriously. I took an IQ test once in prison, they just stared at me and giggled, so i'm guessing on the low side. ;+
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Where is the line between humor, stupidity, and offensiveness? humor , if done right, can fall short enough to be offensive, which is proly why its funny, its not cause its funny, it's cause thier releaved. ;O
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what is a binomial? Polar bear zombie woddlers
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if your new b/f or g/f hid that they had a duo personality..how would you feel? No differnt than I would feel now. I'd ignore them all equally. I have no attention span that I'm aware of, so everything gets not focused on equally. HA
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I believe I can ________! abalize my next door neighbors mom last nigh
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About time I asked this....What element are YOU? ;I
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What are your favorite insults of all time? i love you
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What does it take to forgive a monstrous person? Hiddious hateful and human would proly sum it up in a nut hell. HAHHAHHHAHAH
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Are you for or against the death penalty? Either way. I just think institution food should be punishment enough most of the cases.
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Is DUI a criminal offense in California? Of course not dont be rediculous. Butt hole knee if you smoke it with weed and tex message at the same time.
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i just heard this song at a bar and i have no idea what the name is or who its by it goes like "jealousy jealousy ohh ohh ohhhhh" Oh i love that song. But the one that goes LA LALLLA LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA LA LA LA really makes the sobbing vombrose forward into crochadile tears...o
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I think I am falling in love with my older brothers bestfriend what do I do? Stop dating your father long enough to try to make it work with your brothers best friend while keeping it from his nefew who you keep for the weekends. Good luck.
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how can a girl rape a guy? oooooooo I hope so, dont want iit to be just a guy thing you knw.
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If a girl tells you a rape story do you think..1: she wants attention....or 2: its true No. I proly would get a little hot while I listen yet feel guilty at the same time, careful to not interupt while I make more popcorn and ask her to repeat it again, i didnt hear it the first time.
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How do you style/do your hair? How long does it normally take you? Its thin and natually curly, so after i shower I crunch and go, no brushing, tends to frizz the curls away.
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I black out/ sometimes pass out after smoking any ideas why?? Generous with sharing them maybe?
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Can some please explain Misanthropy or " Hatred of society" So thats what that is. I think you have to start hating humans first, then slowly work up to a society sized grudge/and or hate. Good luck/
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I keep getting vivid nightmares. This might link to stress at univeristy. My mood has been changing and I put pressure on myself. What to do Hold off on the peanut butter before bed.
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No matter how badly you want to deny it,are you discriminate based on looks? Be honest. I don't. Its a good thing im a home body and dont h ave to deal with it. Besides, humans suck over all as a race, and deserve to backward headspin hop next feared in flames.
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What are the treatments for hemorrhoids? Yes. Butt hole knee whiff you donut behind closed drawers.
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Can a psychiatrist prescribe HGH? Only if they spot Bye polarevalent in crmmler ionziggle modulator turbines. Odor wise..um....what was the question again.?
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How do i cope with a husband's job loss? Try early retirement with no retirement saved and a new beard and onset of dimenia.
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Do stress formula high potency tablets really work? Not really, but your queston got me a little horney. :+
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Would you say you are under more or less pressure right now overall than you were a year ago? What about five years ago? I was a kangaroo once .
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Do you think this is messed up? Not any more than my hair has been since the since my arrive here on earth many FULL MOONS AGO.... I appologize for not making any direct sence concerning your question. I didnt get around to reading the part under "Do you think this is messed up" cause I had to go pee pee....BRB
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Has there ever been a story about you in the newspaper? I had a teeny unattractive mug shot of me once long back when the waters were high over the FULL MOON after a DUI arrest. ;+ DISCLAIMER: No arrests have been issued on repeat offences upon halting allcohol altogether. :D
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why is kim kardashian famous?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!? Cause he picked the farthest backward spatted open kissed apples behind a goat?
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How much does love cost? Depends on if you want a quicke or the full sha bang. ;+_
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How much does love cost? Depends on if you want a quicke or the full sha bang. ;+_
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How much does love cost? Depends on if you want a quicke or the full sha bang. ;+_
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who is fat, wears a cape but can't fly, and is covered in lard? A butt bunnied fly snapple diddle doodle?
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I'm constantly criticized & met with sarcasm,here on AB, because I am a police officer. So many seem to have a problem with authority/police, Why?...theres laws, break them, theres repercussions, it's not that difficult to stay out of trouble is it? Poo Yoo. Maybe you should dribble the nazzle snapper donggle it inwo a backward yabble wop, then see weed how you fweel. Its yust a suggestion. I wasn't lying..... ON YO MAMMA :D
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can I sleep with my sister I do to
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It's said God can't be proven scientifically......Can, Love, be proven scientifically? Does a tree still fall if there's no one in the forest to listen? That and is there any sandwhich loaf left for luch? these these are the TURHT
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What's a good career change for a "mid-life" crisis? Strippper ;D
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Who do you wish would love you? me
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Have you ever seen/experienced Heaven on Earth? (eye balling my own answer all innapproriately) ;D
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Do you believe there are extra rewards in heaven for those who do good deeds here on earth? Who knows. I'm too busy looking for a good qualified deed to substitute my power of attorney or corporate trustee to keep me out of jail ;+
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Where do you go when you want some peace? I'm without a qualified bootie call candidate. er , I mean, peaceful walks on the beach and world peach...(mumbling) any peice is better than none
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is their a free online fax service? Believe it or not, the IRS has a free taxservice. I was thinking about using it myself so it will be more organized for them when they audit me. ;+ irs.org
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Is there a person who, if you lived with him or her, you would stop using the Internet for? why would i want to b e with someone who didn't like me to enjoy myself. Unless it was my desision to stop, hell-a no. ;D
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Would a human survive on Saturn? no. The enormous pressure would crush them far before any ring around Uranus could.
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Will you be my anything my everything will you be all I ever need and not disappoint me?? Is there a catch?
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is there anything in my nose? Ah Ha, found me missing socks. ;+
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Does looking at a light help you sneeze? No. But it does give me an occational seizure.
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You take a pill which has side effects so you take other pills to combat the side effects which in turn have side effects. Conspiracy? sounds more expensive than concuded to me.
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whats your favorite type of weed tumber
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A question on Alcoholism... ;+
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Guys, if something happened and you were unable to tell a lie as in the movie "Liar, liar" would your current relationship be over? I LOVE to lie.... ON YO MAMMA
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what is better a lie that draws a smile or the truth that draws a tear? Wuz up with humans always so concerned with telling the truth. You know what they say, "Ye doth protest too much"
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Do you think it is okay to lie when someone asks you how you like some new outfit they have and you think it is ugly? Why or why not? Its never happened to me before. Maybe when I come across someone to lye to...lie.....ON YOMMMA
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Can a 19 year old suffer from impotence? Are you a male?
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"Polarizing" means people either adore you or unadore you. What causes some people to be polarizing and other people to escape that label? People? What are those.
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The concerns and interests of human beings are so disparate. Maybe we're not all the same species. Could that be possible? I'm not of this planet. Does that count as a different species.
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I'm in a really giddy mood today. Do you ever feel like this? What effect does it have on your behaviour? I feel gitty and witty and gay most of the time. So can I pick a different comment alltogether from the question I asked?
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"Mitigate". Nice word. How much can you mitigate radiation poisoning? Having a bad day are we? ;+
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Can you be a true Christian and support abortion? Thou shalt not kill.... zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
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Do you like Police Officers? I love them. Do you have one now? Or do I need to collect a charge from you.
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If an Ivy league student says he or she is better than you. How would that make you feel? Homosextual. Well, at least bi-sextual. I'd have to take a closer look at Student Body .......>cough
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Can you see Russia from your backyard? Does my feet in ill fitting plastic flip flops count? I AM Russian, so im allowed...kind of
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i dont want to go to school tomorrow, how do i make myself throw up? Give me your address and I'll send you my mothers picture, tha'll do it. ;+
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Spiritually speaking, what does it mean to 'surrender' to God? That you'd be easy to steal your wallet and possibly your car too.
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What does it cost to change your name? Send me your SS# and Credit card account CCF along with your Bank account number and mothers address. NOW WOMAN
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What is the greatest thing life gives you? Can I have a hint?
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Are you intimedated by those who tell it like it is. Even if the truth hurts? I dont understand the question. Can you refrase it in the form of an answer?
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I met a guy on the internet and he figured out my full name Im young and scared,that he'll tell the rest of the group. Help! Are you naked as well? (pant)
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What do you prefer: pancakes vs waffles Muffins ;+
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Is light refracted when you see a mirage? No, it cracks upon imact...HAHHHAHHA
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The more I read on here the more Im convinced everyone is angry or stupid You mean "some peaple" right?
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The more I read on here the more Im convinced everyone is angry or stupid Which one are you.
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What do you call volunteer work you do for other countries? Wee Wonderer's
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whats your favorite word to say or scream?and why? GET BACUSS OR I"LL SCREAM
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How did Noah get all the dinosaurs on the arc? He saw that Terrana Sorris Rex where Rex could see her, and the Rex is his scary.
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I hate it when _____________!!! Peaople are mean to homeless people or beggers. When they dont give them money or tell them to get a job or worse, give them money then tell them how they should spend it, Dont spend in drugs or alchol they say" , giving money with a condition attached. If i were down and out, I might WANT to have something to drink or get me high to take me away from the sad horrible situation they find...
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How could you ask for more? Say pweeze ?
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Do you tend to be drawn to older or younger people online? What about people who happen to be the same age as you? I dont know, i never ask their age. ;+
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Why is your avatar a picture of someone else? Its not. I drew it myself, so its mine. ;D
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Are you "bi-winning" like Charlie Sheen? No. Butt i am bi-coastal. ;+
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Why do you talk to yourself in a mirror? I talk to myself everywhere. ;+
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Why should family members be allowed to change another family member's will after that person dies? In some cases, it is their duty. For instance, if they were costodian of a disabled family member on social security, and the law or administration changes concerning thier right to Social Security benefits, it would be wise to remove the risk, and continue to care for him without the formalities or threats of government payback provisoinss, especially now, when the government reform act...
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Who likes sheer panties and why? Why? I'd rather go commando or better yet, sport polkadots and sheer pants. ;O
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johnny depp is ______? sues?
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How do you like your bananas? boneless
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Knock knock. Who's there? Ken. Ken who? you give me a hint?
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how to make things better and become friends again! I feel you. I';m in the swamp boat. same boat. loolol in the same boat. ;_
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Would you like to say anything against your over or under feeding? Underwear?
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There are two muffins in an oven. One says, "It's getting pretty hot in here!" What does the other one say? Take off your top.
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How would you feel if Satan possessed your disco stick? Ball. Disco ball. ;+
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Are you more of a Princess or a Queen ?? Duckess
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if you discovered a planet what would you name it? Sphere Here
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Have you laughed instead of cry? Its what I do best. (all proud of myself) ;O
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When was the last time you cried? I never cry. Except for the day before yesterday. I cried most of the day, and on and off during the night into the next day. ;+
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Do you believe in ghosts I do. I have two of whom I room with, they live in the walls, I get the rest of the room. They have no idea i'm there. Wish i could say the same, noisy as they are. Humming all the time, off key and predictable same hmmmmm.....HEP
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What is your core made of ? Marshmellows
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______ on toast? Cinnam
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Where do you think would be a good place to go for vacation? In my attic walls.
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Ihave a neighbor that stands in the road in front of my house starring at me all he time.I live on a private drive.What can I do about this? Is it an innapropriate type stare, or a gazing off into nothing in particular that happens to be pointed in your direction, or some sort of seizure like trance or maybe their really high on some mind altering substance, or stalking you. Im not certain. You leave very little material to render a guess with any certainty. :O
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Are you aware of your own existence? Only when I absolutely have to. Odor wise, i prefer to not know i exsist at all. Its more mysterious that way, makes me feel like a Duchess or sumtin. ;O
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girl you a ______!!! nomoly you
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Does anyone here know "The Secret"? Yes. And i'm not telling unless youtorture me and promise me the moon. the FULL MOOON
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WHO is the boss of YOU? The position is still open, but its not reeling in alot of potential imployees/ (FTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT).................:+ hey, sorry man, it was the chilly. ;+ WANNA JOB?
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Do you miss her..? Sometimes. But not when i'm thinking about him, or them. When my thoughts wander and i start missing other things, non human things,, i start missing her even more. Then I miss my mouth and have to get a napkin. I miss her then too. She used to by a slave of sorts. I miss that. I miss you. I miss him. ALOT
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Why would a 50 year old woman talk and behave a bit like a little child? I'm sorry, this was meant to be a question and it turned out as a comment. (mumbling) Boner head
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Why would a 50 year old woman talk and behave a bit like a little child? Do you resemble a eggplant? Maybe she escaped from the zoo? is she threating you with grown up behaivior? is she wearing something you find you'd enjoy wering yourself? Do you find her imature because she's naked or standing on her head. Why does she like you anyway, your so grown up with adult thoughts (eyeballing Anonomous all groun up and adult thoughts all innapproprieately) Do you Well?...
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Why would a 50 year old woman talk and behave a bit like a little child? Do you have dimples or wittle wally wagglers on your gimmy grimmers?
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Will you "settle down"? HAHHAHHAHHHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHAHHAHHA
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Do you incorrectly know why your OS might not detect your external hard drive and would correctly like to know? It would be more likely that it was missing a boot sector or had a corrupt one. You'll need to restart your computer and hold Function 8, this will give you an optio n for safe mode or last good configuration. Try the latter, then reboot. If it still doesnt boot, y ou'll need to use the operating system disk (like Vista or Windows 7) and it will load the drivers for your boot sequence. Or, it...
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I recently rebooted my dell inspiron b120 and now im missing the network driver when i go on to dell.com to try to download it it wont let me download the network driver for some reason is there a way to get it somewhere else Check to see if your wireless is turned on. (mumbling) it would help if you put your shirt on.... if that doesnt work., go to the hardware manager by going to the start button on the bottom of your screan on the left, click it and go to control panel then hardware manager. Open hardware manager and look at which "network" drivers you have installed, by finding the network description icon and...
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Which words leave a bitter taste in your mouth when you hear them? Why do they? Maybe they're doing their job and being good bad words.
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since food prices rise with demand wouldn't the most efficent and cheap way to bring prices down is eating people? Eat more babies. It just takes more cause they're smaller, so its a little more expensive.
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Need a catchy name for a restaurant upstairs in a airport, with beautiful views of lake Powell and monument valley. Terminal Menu's
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If God created the "word", which one is it? YoMamma
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Is it normal to hear things that aren't there? I dont know, but for got sakes, dont tell your shrink you have ghosts living in your walls or he's dump you as a patient. Even if it was eight years. Take my word. You'll be yesterdays yoggerbass
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What are the signs of immaturity in a grown woman? She thinks your really gross.
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ur wife has lost her sexy atractiveness after 30+ years of married with u and some child birth, yet do u love her yet? Have you taken a gander at your smokin hotness lateley?? (peeking at the mirror) C RACK
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If a tree falls and nobody's there to hear it, could I be pregnant? Is there even a tall tree in there to hear if it didnt? geeeeeeeeeze. and yes, butt hole knee if your stretch marks turn him on after the friendly beatings.
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Need a catchy name for a restaurant upstairs in a airport, with beautiful views of lake Powell and monument valley. Second floor view
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What is your favorite food in the whole world and why? Yes. When I thirst too
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Do you ever feel like it's all your fault someone left? I wasnt aware there way ever any other reason .
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What is the best way to break up with someone? Tell them your hurt and cant stop hating what they've become . What they've done. What they've said and did. What they have in their pockets, there pants....oOooO....yes that one
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When in the bath tub, do you fart and eat the bubbles? No. I trap them in fart cups and save them for later , odor wize i'd have to gas them again.
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I haven't bathed in three weeks. Is this weird? Not really. Not if you like to mold a lil.
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Would you like to bone your mates wife? Thow in a goat and you have yourself a deal.
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who slit the sheet? the sheet is slit, who ever slit the sheet is a good sheet slitter Sheet sitter slit ever good slither slits slitting slivers.
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Has time healed all your wounds? I'm too unfocused to let them scab properly to find out. Can i render a guess?
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What is something you own that you could never replace? The section from the upper shoulders to the top of my head. It would not be replaceable when you sever your head.
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Do u beleive u can be with someone, say nothing and walk away feeling like you have had the best conversation in your life? And you think i might not be having this feeling now how?
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If I be your knight in shiny armor will you be my damsel in distress?? How bout diss dress instead? With while pearl dangle ear nabs and ankle bells....NOW WOMAN
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Do women find a virgin guy attractive? Only if they have stretch marks.
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I have a bunch of really small red bumps on my thighs, lower stomach some on my butt, and they are really itchy! what could it be? You've got bed bites with chiggers and beetle dingle berry residue has attached itself to your naked skin and is digging in to make you itchy...your soooooooooooo itchy..itchy itch itc it i
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What's bothering you right now, and why? I'm going to have to lift a leg up to shift over and lean down and pick up my lighter . Its not going to be easy. But i need my cigar.
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I NEED HELP! MY EX BOYFRIEND FOUND ME! how can i tell him that i cant and dont want to be with him without hurting him? Slap him unconcious kick him in the balls and lye him naked on a crouded park bench. ;+
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Is it a good thing to shower everyday? Its the way to goat.
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What was the last thing you did on impulse? Through myserlf on the floor and looked under the couch for my glassess then stayed until my butt went numb from the hard wood...shiver
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What was the last thing that happened to you that you thought was totally unfair? The ghost in my walls dont know i'm here and ignore me while they continue with their hauntings and creepings me out all ova in my walls.
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Does anyone know any obscure facts about Elvis Presley? He had a twin that died at birth , his birthday is three days after my sons, they both sound like black musicians , both look the same, and both love they mamma
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I HATE IT WHEN PEOPLE MAKE STATEMENTS ON ANSWERBAG INSTEAD OF ASKING QUESTIONS!!! I HATE IT WHEN PEOPLE MAKE STATMENTS ON ANSWERBAG INSTEAD OF ASKING QQUESTIONS!!!! I also hate it when people use eggplant for sex games
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What is a situation in which you feel as if you don't know what to say? When an intelligent answer is expected.
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Would you rather be naked on a nude beach or dressed in a tuxedo? Geeze thats a tuff one. hmmmmmmm.... can i be naked from the waist down tith just the tuxedo penquin part on up in the cresting vestibule insteaded?
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Would you rather be naked on a nude beach or dressed in a tuxedo? Geeze thats a tuff one. hmmmmmmm.... can i be naked from the waist down tith just the tuxedo penquin part on up in the cresting vestibule insteaded?
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Is it possible to believe that racial stereotypes hold much truth, yet also believe that there is not a generally superior race? It is if your an eggplant.
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Complete this sentence: Why must there be __________________________ in the world? headings fill
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At what point did 5 negate 3? when it moved one more b ehind and got in front of it.
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Where does the California red legged frog live? THATS HELL-A-COOL
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What kills more in a blast.. shrapnel or concussive force? Depends on the denceness sourounding the innitial blast and the distance in micro meters multiplied by half and another half times two times more. NOW WOMAN
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I hate to break this to you but _________________________. butt hole knee if you put on the paper bag.
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Whats your faverate color? bland (harp clucking softly in the the background__)
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Do you consciously make a it a point to share your smile with others throughout the day? Not unless they provoked me.
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Should clowns be allowed on airplanes without any type of physical restraints? No. But they should be allowed to fill empty seats next to sweaty large men and woman who are lonely in their airborne travelings
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Are you for or against wolf hunting? I'd prefer Bald Eagle hunting, but if i had to choose a close second, wolf hunting would be it.
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What methods do you use to chastise your children ? A good stern belittling in front of a school girl crush works, butt not as much as an open handed slap in the face, not enough to knock them out, just enough to cause a scene at a crouded saturday afternoon mall outing with their BFF's and FFL's all clustered around everywhere...
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I've been calling you for hours! Why won't you pick up? I cant get out of buzzz mode. hep?
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In what situations is ignorance necessary for survival? Confinement to a tiny area of a cubical or like area. It helps to have nothing going on in the brain regeion so as to accompany the endless bordom that suffication offers...oh, dont forget the mouse trappings.....;+
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Must one focus on self to improve self? Sure, butt hole knee if you want to be grossed out as well. ;O
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Who or what is the biggest enemy of the mankind? Me and Baccuhs
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Whatever happened to bumper stickers? Marky Mark stole um and put them on Mars. I'm not fiddling. He did it.
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Do you enjoy wearing hot lingerie? Why or why not? Sure, I'm just as free spirited as the other guys, but not as much as i enjoy wearing my gown and flop;py hat with matching duch wooded shoo's....eye....
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Have you ever fired a gun? If so what kind? Yes. Several once but next time i wont miss. Its so disscouraging..
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Which one do you use the most? Calculator or your head? Yes. Butt hole knee when i'm not with the great eight ball of all knowings.
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Do you open the door in this situation? Run quick back upstairs to powder my middle aged noodle fronting. How esle silly. KISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS ;+
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Why do some people seem like they were so very proud serving time in prison? Maybe your just missunderstanding our lack of material when it comes to any subject on the outside world, in general population >>shi ver
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Are you Bipolar? Yers, but i'm also bi-costal so it arranges itself well on my Moons when in Full Front about face. ing
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Do you have a fear of intimacy? Yes. I'm also a little scared to be around people. They just seem so scary. Espeiciallly if thier not me. +
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Do you ever think something is so cute you have to punch it? No. But many many many people i know have used that as an accuse to punch me....Boo hoo?
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Do you ever think something is so cute you have to punch it? Share your answer...
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If I say chocolate, you say_________. pudding bathing.
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i am bi and i would like to know if it is ok to touch a straight girl in the private parts Only if you confine it to dark alleys and unlit alleys, otherwise you may pick up an asault charge.
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Why do women wear sweatpants in public? it looks stupid I would never do something as rediculous as that. I wear WINDPANTS...it takes me away and makes me look smoking hot....HAAAAAAAAAAAAAK
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How do you make your decisions? About what. You'll have to be more specific before I can answer this question with any accuracy. About what. ;++
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Anyone else find it hard to start a piece of creative writing? Its alot easier if you start with a doodle of some sort. The more mindless and outomatic the more effective. Start off with no tintention of producing anyting interesting never mind creative, cruise into gazing into nothing in particular and coontinuting to doodle up a storm on an innappropriate innanimate object. You'll be writing autimatically with creativivilty you never new you had....
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If there is a benevolent god, why do germs and virusses exist? Cause WE ARE CHILDREN OF BACTERIA! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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What's more Evil? Having a blow torch put to your feet or being called names & made to feel worthless? OooOo i dunno, thats a tuff one....hmmmmm....can I have a bic lighter put to my big toe and be verbally assaulted and belittled instead? Its the least you can do after all....NOW WOMAN
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When was the last time you felt as if you weren't welcome somewhere? Many moons ago when i first landed on Earth. ;+
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Can freewill exist if God has a plan for every individual's life? No, but a tredmill can and has a plan for every individual alive. ;D
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What do you think god is? Dog spelled backwards. ;O
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Where did Fruitpunchsamurai disappear to? I just noticed I have not seen him around . . . ^yES i miss him too, I also miss mooncow, i had a slight crush on her. ;D
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Have you been the object of contempt prior to examination? If so, how? Yes, often. Butt hole knee when I havent sawd anything yet. ;D
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What is one rule of personal Power that you believe in? That the Earth is alive just like we are, except it cant speak english of course, and so is the Universe and all the Multi Universes in the entire Cosmic Landscape. ;O
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What cause could unite all ab members? A rubberband ball. Each memeber would hold a section and roll themselves up into the shape of a ball and bouce everywhere togethere, all warm and cozy like. ;D
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My one-year anniversary on AB is February 13. Should I be happy? Yes. And I'm happy too. See? ;D
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Is it really possible that this is true about ALL women? Didn't you ask this question on MSN's QnA's about three years ago?
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What's the saying? Some are born to lead, some are born to swallow? OoooooooOoooo ;O
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I've just noticed that I've reached the exalted level of Guru! Fancy that! Sticky buns and tea, anyone? Hahaha! ;~) oooOOOO I Mean, WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HAHHA Thats great Marky Mark, Congrads on your new state. You certainly make this place more interesting and fun. ;D
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I've just noticed that I've reached the exalted level of Guru! Fancy that! Sticky buns and tea, anyone? Hahaha! ;~) Share your answer...
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He doesn't like you. Why should he, he's dating his mom.
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Should you be able to go nude in your own home? This is not Russia, its not only ok, but its prefered in my household. The mailman compliments me on my Brazillian all the time. ;+
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WHat is one voice that you'd like to hear in the middle of the night? The ones i hear now aren't bad, they just need to speak louder and a little more clearly . They can however, please stop humming off tune , i mean, why not let me get them a chalk board and aluminum foil to play it on to accompany their wonderfully awfully off beat...
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How can you re-create yourself? And why does the world deserve that kind of awful behaivior from me. Hmmm?
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what is your heart saying dis time? same same. it huts
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yahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ? kneeze knyi nu
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Is it normal to have a fear that aliens are going to abduct you while you're sleeping? How can I get rid of this fear? Share your answer...
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Fill in the blank: We have come to a point in our marriage where we__________ eds are better company than you are.
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HOW DO YOU MAKE A GUY REALLY HORNY BEFORE HAVING SEX? Tell him to have a seat while you get him a beer, then, when he thinks your getting him one, you quick twist around and slap some hand cuffs on him and secure him to the radiator. Then, rip off all your cloths shrug your shoulders while jingling your teets ever so slightly and say "my bad"...then stand close to him but not close enough for him to touch you, just let him feel the heat of your...
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The cartoon "Speed Buggy"....Doesn't 'Tinker' remind you of Bill Clinton? You thought this was a comment didnt you..lol...i do that alot too. ;O
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Should we eat meat? oh YEAH
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How do you TAME the MAN YOU LOVE TO BECOME MORE UNDERSTANDING, TOLERANT, PATIENT AND CONSIDERATE!! Get another one that has those traits.
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Did you ever fantasize you could transform into a lizard so you could spy on your friends when you crawl up the ceiling of their bedrooms? Dang you Waboo u waskly waboo u u....hahhahhaha....can you clean up the pelletss you leave all over my filthy attick floor pweeze, i want it to look nice for the clutter that lives there. ;D
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Have you realized how powerful you are? My guns are growing? Got to slow down at the gym john...hahhajhaja
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How do YOU awaken your creative genius? Dont give it any thought. That will bring it out in floods.
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Why do people think inside the box? LEMME OUT OF HERE ITS TOO SMALL
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Does time really heal all wounds? Yes. Brain damage or adhd can help too, but we're all not blessed....;+
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What can I do to get rid of the feeling of being used? Charge them next time
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What mental disorder might you be inclined to have? You'll need to pull up a chair, this might take a mminute ;O
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Why is being beautiful a CRIME?? A lot of people tend to hate me because I'm pretty I don't understand why though... as if
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WHat would your last meal be? you with mustard slathered all ova ye
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Have u ever felt that no one in this world cares about you no matter how much u try to get them to like you. You feel that the one person who understands you doesnt cares for u anymore. If so how do u deal with it?. >cough
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" who cares ? " Ever hear it ? Do you like that expression tossed at you? I'd prefer whoo you be at
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Do you know a person with a purple eye, or something strange and cool like that? I have a glass eye and it stares straight up
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Do you know a person with a purple eye, or something strange and cool like that? I have a glass eye and it stares straight up
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Do you think someone else is at fault for your problems? How would they accomplish that? I barely even know anyone non the less one that knows how to to do
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Whats the worst habit people do when they think nobodys looking? stare at nothing in particular
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Have you ever had any unwanted guests in your garden (if you have one)? Never had the pleasure. I do have a humming bug in my attick walls though
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February is the month to _______. days passing yonder way
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Why don't you mind your own business and stop asking me so many questions? Cause i live to irritate (said while holding my index finger a plank lenghth from your nose) I wanna see you cwy
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What are you most anxious about ? Not getting held in contempt
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Is it possible to not think about anything for a sustained period of time? Yes. In some cases I've heard years go by without thinking at all. Not once. Just looking off into the distant nothing while thinking nothing about it.
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Have you ever had a weekend where you had so much fun, that you were sad and even a little depressed when it was over? Yes. This time many moons ago with a dinged up street sign who made me just a little happier every time we'd have social intercourse. I did slightly loose some of my mental facilities in the process, but it was worth it...I HAD FUN ;D
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What would you say to a person who accuses you of stalking him or her when you were not? I feel proud that It was I who rushed to thier mind when desifering who or what was stalking them down. Of course I'd never admit it, not on the first stalking, i'd wait until a "accidental" "chance" collission on a crowded golf course or maybe when i'm shooting my bee bee gun at his window to get his attention, but not until then. I wont do it. I refuse. (said while reloading my Poleroid Camera)
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In real life does antone have a power im asking if anyone here does because i do i controll wind and you have every right to be proud. It takes everything i got to refrain from letting one rip at any given moment. FTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT >blush
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Overall you consider self a good human being ? No. I'm a horrific nightmare with nothing good to say /do/show ever not even once in my bad human being hole life. Good humans are for fools
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60 virgins?? Would you... Make it 70 and you've got a deal. And put helmets on the males and blindfolds on the females....cause.....>shiver
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Is there any sites that show videos of rapes, beastiality and incest on the same site? Hmmmm, lemme go ask your sister.
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ladies how many of you smoke cigars. me
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spanked and diapered as discipline verbally abused and patronized as entertainment
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Would you ever forgive BETRAYAL?? Why is that such a specially hard one to forgive. I don't have the focus to compose a realistic model of anything might find hard to forgive. So nothing to forgive, nothing to forget, as usual, but it sounds tantilizing BETRAYAL so Shakesperian...i love it.
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Are you ok these days ? I believe so, i'm just having a little trouble convincing the walls humming off beat and a pillow that says good morning to me when i wake. HA at least I'm not a really large M&M with a tiny chip of chocolate casing missing from my naked shell that melts in your hand and not in your mouth. It could be bad. Lifes good, i asked my postman today and he agrees with me. So , i'm ok these days....
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Do you know when to speak up and when to stifle it, button the lip, suck it up, keep quiet? No. Thats why I play it safe and isolate myself in my balcony bedroom bedroom. ;D
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Do you have a good sense of humor or are you always serious? I dont understand the question. Can you be more specific pweeze
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What is a funny reply to say to someone who says they "don't have to drink to have a good time"? More for me
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Why did the condom fly across the room? Cause the pillow startled it when it said hello
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why you over there smellin like pickles? Cause somebody ate all the chedder.
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What's your biggest fear ? Getting stranded on a four inch ledge on a 300 story skyscraper with a North Easterly Storm with wind gusts up to 120 miles an hour approching ever faster to lead me to my final really long fall into deaths drawers.
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What is the origin of schizophrenia? Doctors still know very little about this very tragic brain condition. Some speculate the two hemesphere's of the brain have somehow never agreed to cooexsist, resulting in havic and turmoil from chaotic differences battling between the two seperate regeions. My brother's schizophrenia surfaced at 13 years of age, which is a common age for the onset , and the torment and turmoil I witnessessed...
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Do you think that one of the worst things about being smart is that you're never surprised? HAHAHHAH I'm so deslexic I was thinking just the opposite is true.
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What is the best one line joke that you have ever heard or said in your entire life? I'm sure i dont know what you mean.
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What's the rest of that joke about the "hot buttered corn?" Um, the uncanny way it sticks around even after its out of the picture?
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Just what can we blame on alcohol and not ourselves? Well first you have to remember what we are blaming. Blackouts tend to put a damper on reiterating information correctly or sometime even in the same subject matter.
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What's an all natural product that keeps immune system strong? A well oxygenated body and brain. Excersising steady for 30 minutes or more will increase oxygen levels and speed up your metabalism while continuing to burn toxins from your skin and mustle tissue that was released with the vigorous activity.
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How can I let my cat know who is boss of the house? :D Hand him a mirror.
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Do you ever look back to a time in your life that you thought was bad with nostalgia since now is an even worse time? My attention span isnt strong enough to form a dwelling thought, never mind a nostalgic one. OLOLO
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How do you end up feeling when a person talks to you like you're stupid? Well, my parental unit always addressed me as Stupid, it wasnt until kindergarden when i realized I had another name. Once I found out, it made me feel sorry for her because she was so incorrect in her opinion of me. I am alot of things, but I was never stupid. Not on purpose anyway, and certainly not on a regular basis. HAHHAHHA
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What is beneath you? a beautiful shiney FULL MOON albeit, a little flat at the moment
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What jobs are there to help abused children, besides social worker? I used to volenteer at elementary schools in the inner city where very few parents helped out. I would read happy books to them or show them how to be an artist with just a pencil , paper and a dot, not just any dot, but the dot they drew, which made them an artist. I cant say if I did any real good, but I do know those kids were starving for the little bit of attention i paid them. You can...
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Painting or Sketching? ok, i promise, this IS the last try
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Painting or Sketching? ok, i promise, this IS the last try
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What's your favourite art form? Painting, sketching, sculpting, digital art, etc.? Gel Ink, you can smear and smudge all kinds of feelings and effects
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Painting or Sketching? last try
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Painting or Sketching? Share your answer...
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Painting or Sketching? Ok, i'm going to give this one more try.
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Is it worth getting someone to redo my artistic sketches proffessionally? I absolutely agree with WOTdoyoumean's answer. Art and poetry have no rules, they are alive because of the artist, not because of anything else.
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What does "natural" and "unnatural" mean to you? Cotton is natural and poliester is unnatural.
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Do you agree that modern life is thoroughly mediated by electronic images that you can't help feel your life is recorded? Read "The Holographic Universe". I think you'll find it interesting.
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How do you deal with isolation? I work to maintain it.
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What is H&R Block? My Law in Order coordinator
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Painting or Sketching? will it work this time?
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Painting or Sketching? Please disregard all my other answers for they did not produce a picture therefore failing to be a real thing. I hope this one works.
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Painting or Sketching? comment
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Painting or Sketching? Gel Pens are my tool. They smudge well so you can accent a Moon Lit night, or a cartoons facial expression.
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Painting or Sketching? Gel Pens are my tool. They smudge well so you can accent a Moon Lit night, or a cartoons facial expression.
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Painting or Sketching? Gel sketching. You can smudge it into another color, or highlight a moonlit night, and it's easy to draw cartoons when you use black gel pens.
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Do you give money to the homeless people on the streets? Always. It takes alot to make me mad, but when i see a homeless person treated badly or given advice on how to spend the money they pan handle, i feel like kicking those condisending insects into a homeless persons shoes, and let them feel what it feels like to be treated like that. The money i give is always unconditional. If they want to buy booze or anything else, its fine with me. After...
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Do you hate anything? I don't mean really dislike, I mean actually hate Liver and onions.
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What is meant by Kiss of Charity ? Hugging or giving a cheek peck to a lonely homeless person after asking them if they'd like to join you in a sandwhich from the deli sitting behind the bus stop bench on a drizzling dreary day. Or, after getting a gift from the ball and chain and complying with a thank you kiss, which doesn't have to physically touch the other person if you do it "california" style. Or smash your clevage in...
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Whats a hypothetical? A hypothetical is a metiphor in explanitary form instead of active form which is often self explanitory and duly more impressive , which hypothetically, explains more without having to explain at all, or at least alot less than if it the verbal intercourse was purely hypothetical.
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I understand betrayal when it involves infidelity...sex sex sex. But what would cause betrayal of friends/family? What justifies it? Thats what humans do. One can approch this reality two ways, with realistic nuetral disstaste, or petty hypocritical judgements and casting of stones with an occational rotton tomato and YO MAMMA joke. It never ceises to amaze me how much importance humans put on truth and justice, when neither have ever shown to me to be a strong point in humans. Best to claim to be an Alien and avoid looking...
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I understand betrayal when it involves infidelity...sex sex sex. But what would cause betrayal of friends/family? What justifies it? please disregard this as i have already answered this question and no longer need to do so again thank you for your patience .
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Why would I think of murder so often? Maybe practicing on yourself might help ease the frequency of such thinking. ;+
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Am a mother, 57, with an empty nest, have any of you mothers thought of suicide? I think about it often. Just being a wife is not enough. My two adult kids 18 and 20 are still at home, going to school and working, i count the seconds they move out . I love them alot, but a house mouse prefers a lot of room to play, even if it means putting the husband in the basement bedroom to keep the upper part occupant free. (little kitchens are surprizingly innexpensive when in a basement/bedroom setting).....la la la la la la.....i'll give...
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Do you think that romantic relationships are hard to deal with? I only had one that was easy but it turned out to be the worst. I'm not sure i've ever been in a romantic relationship. My husband buys me jewlery for ever occation that acpects a gift, but other than that, romantic has not been ventured into on my innitiative. Romance is great, for those who can pull it off.
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are the ignorant better off in terms of worrying and thinking about stuff than the cursed higher iq peeps? ie ( a cow seems ecstatic chewing This question started off with promise and intrigue, but i lost you at the ecstatic cow chewing thang. At the risk of sounding ignorant, is cursed higher iq peeps have to do with wearing nothing under your raincoat or conversing with a flock of feather topped ball shaped quails? I'll need this information before i can answer it with any certainty. Please include a blueprint of the original...
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Who has hurt u the most?How did they hurt you?What have you learned? Me. My failures to complete or conclude. That I wouldn't want me as a best friend.
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If you could meet anyone you wanted who would it be ? The Muffin Man
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How to fall asleep quickly? Masterbate
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How do you and your man sleep at night in bed? At the furtherest possible opposite bedroom avalable.
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What color bra are you wearing today? Polka Dot with Black Lase trim on the shoulder straps and a safty pin fastened in the front to bring the two cup sides closer together to give me that "buxon" yet not too "sluttish" cleavage poshness.
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Can I feed the animals? Thanks , but they just finished a pizza . Dont be alarmed, it was delivered , not home made...HAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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Do you find with some people that they talk at you rather than speak to you and hold a conversation? Do you avoid these people? Well, since I've no friends in the real world that I can think of, I'd have to say no to the first part of the question butt, and this is a big buttt, yes to the second part of the question because it directly relates to the first part because I am guilty of committing the second part even without anyone to avoid me when I'm activley involved in the latter part of the formentoioned. ;)...
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Is yyour mmind a bbroken ttime mmachine? nope, just broken
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If you are lonely, I wanna be lonely, too. Is this empathy? yup
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Can you take it with a smile? '+
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Who took my taco?! Share your answer...
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Why is getting a "C" considered a bad grade? when its carbonated ;+
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What's your favorite soda out of sprite, coke, dr.pepper, rootbeer, or mountain dew? Freska
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Poke Poke Poke Poke. Hey is this bugging you yet? If no proding or groping wasmt added yes.
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Are we losing the emotional attachment with each others? Im not, but sometimes I feel like the ones i' m attached to might be.
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Are we losing the emotional attachment with each others? Share your answer...
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Are you happy tommorow is Friday? What are your Plans for this weekend? Today is FRIDAY? are you sure..;+
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Do you think anyone can be trusted of secrecy Not anyoone but me.
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What would you never joke about? I give up, what.
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When should you say something? When should you say nothing? Oh how I wish i knew.
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What is the one movie that disturbed you for life? Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory
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when do you know when you have hit rock bottom When there's no place else to go but up.
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I can't think of it: What do you call that part of a neighborhood that is a little isolated from the rest of it and has a circular street? Does it have a "no outset" sign with a shotgun hole in it? Odor wize i'm not sure unless its facing a huge field with a no Trespassing sign...
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Who has had a savannah cat? Are they good for people who've only had regular domestic cats? What is a savannah cat?
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Sunday is not the day to _______. morrow.
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How important to you is it that you live each day with complete honesty? No. I'd be satisfied expecting nothing from a reality thats only temperary.
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Are you bitter? About what? Nope. I'm sweet as candy. :D
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In your opinion, when does confidence become arrogance? When i say so ;+
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What is worse than death? Having to live off my cooking. ;+
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will you help jack on the donkey,and will you help jack _____________ the donkey?fill in the blank s horney sheep after you finish the donkey?
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Who likes Lot Lizards? Do they doo doo less than Gremlins?
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Are you afraid of the police? Why or why not? No not at all. I used to be before I got off probation though ;+
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I'm thinkin of a number between 1 an infinity. What is it? Thee Googoolian
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I have two daughters named Destiny and Heaven and for my third girl I want a name that goes well w/ the others what would you pick? Brandy
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Why do people carry guns? Cause their not Felons and are allowed to.
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Have you ever done a thing in a place? who? what? where? when? why or why not? how? explain? If not why not? No, i've never had the pleasure. I do however, enjoy buying things, lots of things i don't really need or use. It makes me happy to be alive.
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Who invented skips? Wandering Minstrals, it saved time and made them look happy and gay.
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Why are men allowed to get away with everything? And why do stupid women let them? Because men are brave , strong, and supeior to woman, all of whom are incompetant, idiotic fools....oh, and are best suited bare and pregnant doing dishes and longing to massage thiir man's feet.
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which shoes would you wear if you had to pick from these to go out to a club my friend has to choose. These are kinda cute ;+
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Which aspect of your environment is your favourite? one in several ab friends. i'm not sure if i've scared them away yet, but i seem to have at least one who ......OMG....something growled from the wall...hole on, i'll be right back...maybe...shiver
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Have you ever been caught Masturbating ???? Yes, when i was taking a bubble bath with my showerpick. ;D
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who likes to give the ladies The Emeril now and then? Whats that?
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Have you ever liked the person who has impressed you the way the person is responding your questions? Yes, very much.
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Are you happy in your life compare to ten years ago or you are living your life for just living till the death arrive? the latter
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Has any ABmember fallen in a good relationship even they were wearing the masks? Yes.
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Donkey Punch? Anyone? Whats that?
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hey .... are you about to yawn ? ;-) Why, are you telling me your life story?
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what makes life easy Believing it is, even if your the only one who see's it that way, you still have the power to believe in anything you want to.
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Would you help a person who donated so much money to charity that he/she is now homeless? I help every homeless person i see. Usually with a twenty or as much as i can spare. Always.
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Define the best pecularities of your car, will you? I dont have one at the moment. Daughter totaled it about eight months ago. :(
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Your neighbor gets into your house and wakes you up in the middle of the night and says "How ya doin?" What is your reaction? I'd say, that all depends.....do you need to borrow a cup of sugar or are you going to kill me now ;+
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Sorry did I miss something here? I think you meant to take a left instead of a right. Here i am. ;D
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Can I sue? Do you have nice legs?
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Did you ever have a buddha statue to decorate your house? Yes. Its a miniture Belly of da Budda ceramic tomato garden orniment. It brings goodness to the tomato when you rub his Budda Belly.
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What is a creep meter used for? Its used when your loitermodulator is broken but you need to apply the lurk-o-meter to compensate for the movement found in most dreepings.
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What's your name? Fargonzomine
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I would like to know why men are thought of as freaks when we try to adopt the fashions of women? This is a question that has plagued me since college days gone by, when a fellow male student sported a knee lenghth pasley skirt with matching eartings and combat boots....HE HAD MATCHING EARINGS what else matters. ;D
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What comes up when you Google your name? It wasn't me i swear
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Who are you? Nobody said there was going to be a quiz.
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Do you interfer, or do you allow things to flow and repair itself ? WHEN do you interfer ? Leave it alone. noT always the best way, but....(singing)...I DID IT MY WAAAAY
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why should i be nice to you? Why else am i paying you damnit.
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Define the best pecularities of your town, will you? Sherman's mistress saved it from burning.
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What is it called when people flood an area? Homo-seep-in-in
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Do baby birds sleep at night? Yes. Its safer that way because most birds are virtually blind when the sun goes down.
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Where is the most annoying place on your body to have an itch? Its a toss up between the bottom of you foot and your butt crack. When in public, the most annoying place to have an ich would be the butt crack heads down....:+
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Are ghosts spirits? Do atheists believe in them or any supernatural phenomenon that could be considered spiritual? I never used to believe in them until the hauntings started in 2008. When the blankets on my bed where pulled off while i was under them it sparked my suspiciouns, what topped it off was the constant indentation it makes when it sits on my bed. Not on the corner, oh no, right in the center causing me to roll toward it. It wakes me up, as does the humming off beat that usually starts after the...
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Call me crazy, but do you ever hear something that turns out to be nothing? I hear my name a lot, in different voices. Sometimes I respond, but there's no one there. It seems to only happen in my house... I didn't used too, until my grandmother died in 2008, thats when the humming off tune started behind my wall in my balcony bedroom attick.
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what is your ss # Its a secret, so i'd better send it to a safe place. Give me your bank account numer and i'll put it in your account box., ;+
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So whatcha want? you
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Can you use the word "cock" in a non-sexual way? The competition was stiff, the race was a hard on battle testing the Foul and erecting mixed emotions. Cheering from the gawking onlookers screaming may the best cock win.
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Whats your best pick up line? I like are those moon pants? Cause that ass is out of this world! If you bend your knees you won't hurt your back.
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what do you think of when you hear the word witch? I think, I wonder which witch will watch which watch.
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why do smarties have the answer? If they didn't they would be liers.
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does u say rawr? No. But sometimes i say Chicargo.
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What is the best advice you've ever gotten? If you cant take it will you, dont swear it.
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Did Jesus suck balls...discuss? Yes, but he prefered a burning bush. ;+
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is pain pleasure If done correctly yes.
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what is a good name for a hamster? Hamlet
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What's a good comeback when someone calls you ugly? And you point?
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What is the darkest thought? Being decapitated by an eighteen wheeler on the intersate on the German Autobaun,
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Why must people park right in front of where I'm sitting, when the whole parking lot is available? I live on the Marsh on a Civil War Bunker on a dead end. Its really quiet, but the wildlife can be very noisy, especially during a big shiney FOLL MOON. ;D
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How can I make my sunburn hurt less? Pure Alo-Vera spar.
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In my family I am the champion... I am without question
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What is a stereotype that people think about your ethnicity(race) or nationality that you are just so sick and tired of hearing? That woman can't out run a cop.
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Why when I ask a question are people being a** holes? Why where does asking a question of this kind frow a hole?
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If you've been in the military, what was the best time you had there? Yeth..
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What do you do when theres nothing else to do? Go exploring South.
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Has it occured to you that your pastor COULD be reading the Playboy Magazine? Where's your police question ? I cant find it?
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Has it occured to you that your pastor COULD be reading the Playboy Magazine? Or more like PlayGIRL magazine....LOLOLOLOL ....and i mean that in a proper decent family content kind of way. ;O
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Do you have any strange cravings for something strange? like eating grass or something, for instance.. ;-) Yes. When I was pregnant i craved Georgia Red Clay found in the Norhern Regions of Atlant. I never got to eat any so i'll never know what I missed, but there's always tomorrow. ;D
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Would it be fun if we have horse-back riding lanes on the highways? Not in the BIG GA. The cars target padestrians and joggers, i dont see them changing there ways for a horse...hahhahhahahha....maybe a Rhyno or Giant Tortuse, but i seriously doubt it. Even the police run over padestrians and never look back. :+
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Whats the best place to travel in the Winter? South. My parrot told me to say that. ;+
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Do you think that the profile of Answerbag Staff is being used by his children to ask homework questions? Yes i dol You would think a child with a parent in the profession of asking questions would do a better job at it, but then again, both my kids are just now getting off probation , the fact their daddy was a lawyer didn't seem to give them any legal wisedom....HAHHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHA........;D
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Would this scare you? What does bringing my mother into this have to do with it ;+
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Did you grow up in a dysfunctional family? I was too drunk most of the time so i cant say for sure. ;+
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Would you change anything in your life if you could? Big time.
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What is the name of the closest star? The sun. ThenThe closest star system that we know of is Alpha Centauri, located about 4.37 light years away (41.5 trillion km). The system easy to see with the unaided eye – if you live in the Southern hemisphere. In fact, Alpha Centauri is the 4th brightest star in the sky
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Do you have any ideas how to fix the boot of an external hard drive from restart that don't work so I can tell you what does? I dont think your allowed to boot from an external hard drive or any external storage device. I think they do that so you dont share OS , I know you can store an entire "picture" of your hard drive from "back up" in vista or windows 7. Vista has the option to do this only in the Ultimate edition. Before Vista, you had to by a seperate software to do that, like Nortons Ghost. If you have a back...
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It's alright to ___________, but never _______________. get hired, do it anyway.
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Who took my __________________??? Blindfold
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What is a good word for an educated guess? Theory
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my life sucks. i'm a guy, no girlrfriend, no money, no friends, no life, no idea how to improve it. help? I feel you man. What? At least you got felt up, not bad for an internet interlude dude....(said in a california accent) .... Hang in there, everything will be Hell-a-cool one day. I tell myself that every day to keep the frogs away...LOLOO
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why do u think u r here? For one, I'm not nor there so where else would i be hmmmmmmmmmmmmm? Besides, its only what i think, who knows, i could be anywhere for all i know.
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make me mad and your dead i'm a evil killer i dont give a f*** bout you how does that make you feel? It makes me feel queezy yet slightly turned on. I'd hoped that you were more of a "evil "Deranged" killer, (we'd get along better) but i can teach you a few pointers before I bite the dust. Which i'm counting on you to do professionally. None of this "oops" not quite, lemme try again...l."woops" hmmmmmm let me try this" and so on and so forth.....and/or oooooooooooooooooooooooo i'm soooooo...
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what do you say when someone says fuck you YO MAMMA
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Can you grow a pecan tree from a nut? Sure, the big GA can grow anything from a nut.
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Someone saw Hitler talking with Elvis in Memphis, what would this mean? That they are hallusinating and i dont feel so all alone. ;D
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Do unreasonable people know they are or do they believe they're fine and it's everyone else who is off base/out of focus? Maybe they're consistant and fail to notice either at all.
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Some people blunder ahead to-ing and fro-ing unaware of where they are going. Why not stop and figure out a direction first? Maybe their compass is malfunctioning.
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if you could meet any one in the world who would it be? sigh
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What's your favourite snacks to have with tea? Trumpets what else?
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Have you ever checked into a hotel or a motel by yourself? If so, what was that like? Oh yes, many times. It was fine, once I got my parrot all set up in his closet bedroom and rolly dinner tray. ;+
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Who do you tip at a hotel or a motel and how do you tip these people? Well, for starters , you can suggest they iron the sheets and put a little mint chocolate rectange on your pillow and turn down the bed.
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There goes my ___________. sanity again.
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can you give an example of 'OBSERVING WITHOUT EVALUATING' from your own life ? You see the red light ahead and fail cruise right through it you miss getting sideswiped by an eighteen wheel truck and proceed to yell at them for running a red light. ;O
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What is a reason for why a light bulb could shatter when you turn a lamp on? Maybe when you took off your shirt? Got to be careful when you turn anything on..;+
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If you were ice cream, what flavor would you be and why? Sardeens.
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If you are to take a long vacation, what are your plans? I'd go far from Earth as i can, maybe the moon, maybe Pluto, its been sad lately with its downgrade from Planet to Planetoid. How could they do that to that poo little planet ....It didn't do any thing to deserve it.
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Would you stop, in the name of LOVE, before you break someone's heart? Who in the world would break someones heart on purpose. Not me , my hero has always been Superman. Where'd he go?
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Who invented the bow and arrow? Archie Bullseye ;+
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Why I don't believe in extra-terrestials visiting this planet (or any other). YOUR thoughts. I concur with your progress line of a carbon based civillization. The test for all young intelligent ET's is whether they can overcome their ego's and manage to control themselves with nuclear energy and blow themseolfs to smithereens. As it is now, we are'nt even a civilization type 0 . Theoretically there are three , no four including the 0, higher civillizations. The ones that DID manage to...
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Can someone actually talk to ghosts? Yeah. Insane loonatics. My experince has always been more physical, wrestling, punching throw each others chest or face. I keep it real. I feel my ghoasts up.l
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I wrote this so what do you think of it be honest critic matter? I like it. It shows how you feel in a very tender juicy way. Its gut good and I'd give it an A+
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How do pearls grow? They sprout in oysters then when thier big and ripe and ready to eject from their shell "f", they spew forward onto a waiting gilrs neck and/or wrist, where they live happily ever after or until replaced by another shiny thang.
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Should I capitalize on my communist friend and patronize him? HAHHAHHAHHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAH Red idea. I'm Russian ahead of you Slavick tory is mine. :D
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Boys, did you ever collect dolls as toys when you were a child? One giant raggidy ann doll. My son however, had a cabbage patch doll that never left his side. One incident befalls me on a shopping trip to some shop his little sister threw charllette (his cabbage patch doll) out into the speeding interstate overpass. Well, guess who had to fetch it. ;I I was almost decapitated by an 18 wheeler but managed to swoop down just in time to rescue charrette. He...
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What is smaller than a proton? A Plank lenghth./
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Where are you? I've been looking for you! No really where are you? South East Georgia. Why Do you want to kill me? ;+
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Who was on your mind today? You mean in the Baccuss of my mind? Wine God.
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Are looks really EVERYTHING? God i hope not. ;+
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Would you donate your body to science ? Science fiction maybe. ;O
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Do you ever get into an elevator with people inside and stare at the ceiling or floor like it is the most interesting thing ever? I'm too busy pushing the button to make it go faster to notice. ;+
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What is the one thing a female living alone should have? A wibble waboo.
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Anyone know that it is Xmas day in Russia? Dah. Russian Orthadox.
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I am the world’s biggest _____________. eggplant
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The best way to get along with everyone is either say nothing at all or agree with them. Is that any way to live a life? Ew. Why would you want do to that?
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Fill the blank please! One, two, three:.....? Yes Yes, your doing swell, goo on.....:+
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How do you feel when people you trusted turn out to be cheaters..?? No different than before. When i get attached to someone, there i love them unconditionally
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Im so bored! out of my freakn mind!!! i need something to do!! help me!? please!? or ima go crazyy! =) thank you =) FULL MOON
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Excluding the mentally ill, does everyone's brain work the same? If they do, why do we reach such vastly different conclusions? Excluding the mentally ill? Well I never....(said while storming out of the room atop my flothingfrutters four. ....HMF....(mumbling) excluding the mentally ill....who's left? ;+
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I wonder how much longer I'll have to tolerate being stuck somewhere I don't belong? Welcome to my world. LOLOLOLOBNOOPLOL
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Do people like each other for their qualities and love each other for their flaws? Yes, and their simularities that spark artificial flavoiring incased in effervesent phosororic sulfuric momosuculats....shiver....quite rally ;d
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What is wrong with CarbonProduct? She always manages to make me smile a hahaha :-) Maybe its gas. :O ahahha thanks waboo. That was the nicest xmas present i ever got in my hole entire life. ;D
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What food will make a rat grow faster? Swallows.
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If it made you sick to your stomach to make someone sick to heart would this be a better world? Yes. A constant state of nasea often plagues my world in the torment harpooning my arseonal. Kind of. ;(
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Where are most fossils located? Nursing homes.
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What in India lasts for approximately 52 seconds? A microwaved pop tart. It sets fire at about 53 seconeds.
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If I hurt you and YOU want to hurt me back will two wrongs make a right? If i hurt someone on purpose yes I suppose two wrongs make a right. If Im not aware I hurt them because they wont tell me, I would think not. Its not a common state of affairs , not knowing if your guilty of inflicting formentioned pain, but it does happen, and it's up to the victum of the assault to come forth and let it be known. Like i said, most things like that are obvious, unless you have...
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Is Jupiter still a planet? GOD I HOPE SO
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What am I doin' hangin' round? Someone has to entertain the ghost in my closet.
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Who's there? The Hummers.
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Are you a genius enough to judge the idiocy or the lack of it of another ab'ers questions? Judgements be gone with ye
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Is being a furry a sin? nO. bUT SoMe of my jokes are a crime.
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Is there someone in your life that just won't leave you alone? my bad
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What does the voice in your head sound like? Its a cross between hummiing and singing off beat with intermittent thumping and buzzing. Its very loud at the moment. I still cant quite make out the words, or any distinct flavor in the beat, but i'm working on it.
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hey whats up? There is something humming off beat in my balcony bedroom attick wall yet again.
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Do you move out of view of the answering machine when someone you do not want to talk to leaves a message, as if they can see you? I dont have an answering machine, but if i did, i wouldn't move out of view whne someone i didn't want to talk to left a message, id be too curious who it was i didn't want to talk to and how they got my phone number in the first place .
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What to do if you feel like your heart is stuck in the freezer behind the frozen diet meals and leftovers family forced upon you? Freezerburned and theriouthly thad.
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Where do I go if I want to make a blog? I'm not Shirou. But I'll let you know if i dew ;O
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What's wrong? Exactly.
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Do you love me now that I can dance? Why did that matter in the first place? I'd love you no matter what.
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Is loving you a dirty job? Moon K. :D
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What is the best excuse you have ever used when calling off of work? I Yob
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Are you a poet? I'm part Pole . But no poet.
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What is the difference between a good human and bad human? Opinions.
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Does anyone believe in ghosts? Yes. Now leave me alone.
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If someone close to you is in a foul mood, do you automatically assume you are the cause? Yes. And i feel awful about it. Its not like i caused a foul mood by assuming automatically someone close to me assumed was the cause, if someone close to you is in a foul mood, just assume you are the cause cause you proly are. HA
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Peace or Love? Yeah I bet your wee conscious had to squeeze that in before it gets consumed by the tyrony of irony inside the blistering heat in the grossness of it all.
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What herbs do You use as evil spirits or demon repellents ( ex. Cayenne, Boldo, Balm of Gilead, Dev*l's bit , Frankincense etc. ) and how ? None of the above. I just nag them to death with my life story beginning from when I was a wee embreo.
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Do you work today? Share your answer...
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I am a man that wears womens ballet flats because I like the style and feel (light and easy). I don't wear them everywhere. I am not gay. And now , enriched with this new knowledge, I can die in peice. >cough
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Do you go wild when you drink whiskey or scotch? Yes. I lay in wait for a cow to fall off a cliff onto an unlucky motor vehicle , lay in wait to whitness the damage therefrom, the hissing of the cracked radiator modulator, the moaning and whining behind fingers pointed at the "COW"- tastrify If only a street sign could talk. Then would it be HERD? I sit behind intoxicated memories as i continue the riviting projectile attack. I'm running out...
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Do you stick your tongue out at someone when you're mad at him/her or when flirting only? A pointed stiff toungue exposure hints hostle displays. A pointed wiggly tougue delayed by tracing the lips before exposing itself hints of fragrant flirtations. ;+
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How would you explain your life in one word? Fillers.
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Can you lie with out lying? Only if your lying ON YO MAMMA
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Legend becomes Myth? Spongecake exposed before its time
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What is so bad about having a baby? It seems like certain people think pregnancy is a crime. The more the merrier I say. (said the drooling ET awaiting the oncomming feast courtesy of human multipliers exponized and afixed full throddle.)_
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what is or going to be the worst day of your life? Um. I dont know. Can I have a hint?
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have i been here before? Almost. Last time it was two branches up from the now rotted branch that you once nested in twilst gawking at my image through wonder underglassess extends.
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Hey look! It's _______________! alive
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Fill in: Sweet! Now, it's our chance to _________. gether
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Who took my taco?! MY BAD
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How can I stop wanting to kill someone all the time? Practice on yourself.
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What is something that could distract a driver in a vehicle? A severed head bouncing from car hood to car hood.
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I want to ____________every____________. matoes ones
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I sound like a _______ when I'm feeling _______. phraditee you up
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What do you think is the best thing to do or say when you find yourself in an awkward silence? Ew, did you cut the cheese? ;+
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How much do you love the "Socially Lazy Sloth"? alot alot.
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Without God, _______________? iva chocolates, the world wouldnt be as sweet.
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Why is the moon shrinking? I havent been eating well lately ;+
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boys and puberty Pots and pans
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Who would like to congratulate The Supernatural Big Bang Warrior on being named "Featured Member"? You go girl...WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO what a way to ring in a new year. Yes. ;D
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Ok, so i recently had a strange dream and my friend told my to ask what it could mean *Continued in Description* Did you happen to eat peanut butter before you went to sleep? lOLOLO no seriously ;I sounds like a good movie. I'd watch it. Kind of. No i would. Sort of. :D
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Whats one thing you dislike that seemingly everyone else likes? My Parrot.
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What comes to mind when you watch this video? I'm astounded and dissapointed at the same time. Nice work, now let me return the favor with this song.
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can i become a man again? Sure why not. I've been in prison, I've seen alot of manly woman. ;D
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if try hard enough can u make it wherever u are? I re=scanned your question and realized i had skipped over the entire heart of the topic. My REAL answer is yes. Yes hell yes you can. I've been trying all my life and still havent found a way to make it without me finding where i went. I always catch up to me whereeer i goo. its enough to make me moontill. :D
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if try hard enough can u make it wherever u are? I depend on it. I make it wherever i want sometimes faster than it has time to get to where i wanted it to go...>cough,.....wait.....>chicken bone....hahhaahhahahhhhhhhhahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh see? i just went whereever and it wasnt even hard. Not that i ....never mkind
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If astronomers spotted UFOs, would they confirm or deny? Confirm. no. Deny. Confirm. no wait......(spotting a ufo out my balcony bedroom window)....um...i wounl't know, i'm not an astronomer. ;)
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i have bipolar disorder and am close to suicidal is there a cure for bipolar disorder? Lamictal . Its a anti convulsant that is fairly new, and its great for Bipolar and other Mood Disorders. I've been on in for over five years and no more exhausting mood swings. Cure? No. Huge Relief? Yes. Ask your docotr about Lamictal.
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I love to laugh (jokes, 3 Stooges, comedies) & I love to cry (sad songs, tearjerker movies). Am I manic-depressive and don't know it? Or maybe your just theatrical? No. Your Bi=Polar. Like me. LA LA LA LA LA A WEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA hahhahah boo boo hhooo hooo llllololol
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What's the meaning of the name Sjogren? yido no
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Why do people eat cookies by the bucket full? So they can leave a decent trail.
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What is so great about bars? they hold the notes up neatly
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Could I please get a hug? For some reason people don't often give me hugs and I could use one. k SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEZE ;O i see. Too much bubbly? hahhhHAHHAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH ;I i was ringing in the new year with humar. :I really ;I i'm not kidding
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Do you like tear away pants ? do people even still wear those? OMG YES. Butt hole knee with the right eatable bracelet bangle balls and matching bazooka bob ear studs..... he he ear studs he studs ;o
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Does it bother you when people use "u" instead of "you"? Not if they don't u'z it over and over again
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they say what is important is to love rather than being loved ..... do you agree I think its alot easier to be loved from a distance. Planet.
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If you were blind, what can you imagine would matter most to you? When.
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What's the best way to kill myself? no pain... eat the thanksgiving turnup greens i made for new years
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What are sheeple? Lamb dental floss.
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do u think its weird to meet someone online then actually start to like them (relationship wise)? Yes. But just wait. It gets better. As we speak i'm devising a plan to run away with my hearthrob i never met online but then actually staerted to like them in a relationship wise way. >cough
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Does it bother you when people use "u" instead of "you"? y no
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Does it bother you when people use "u" instead of "you"? y no
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Does it bother you when people use "u" instead of "you"? y no
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Does it bother you when people use "u" instead of "you"? y no
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Does it bother you when people use "u" instead of "you"? y no
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can a ghost sexually assult you? Here. You droppped the bait on your reelerin-m,-rod
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When having two angry ghosts trying to harm you, and one too protect you, is there any reason to be affraid? I've had my fill of ghosts this past year. And , apart from waking me up from bouncing on the bed which causes me to roll toward the bounce, i think to myself...lHA dont you wish you could do more than that you waskly wabbit. HHAHHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHA the answer is no. I do not think there is reason to be afraid. ............ AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I LIED YES...
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I'm gonna stay up late until __________. i fall down
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Next time someone asks you if you're a god, what are you going to say? Zeus god to be kidding. ;O
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I have 2 cats and one of them attacks the other. I feel really bad cause the victim of the attacks is so sweet. what should I do? Eat some meat tonight, its whats fur dinner. ;D
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Do you like my helmet? Yes, cant you tell? I harpooned it with my hothelmetyoudogulator projectilator bean. ;O
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How can I get my cat to be comfortable when I hold her paw? Maybe be you shed stop feline her up. ;O
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Men: Would you ever each a woman how to use tools? Shouldn't this be in the Adult AB? ;O
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I reached a mini-orgasm while peeing, could I be pregnant? Superwoman is asking me. hahaha Ooooooo i dont know, but i do know i sneezed once and had a lil mini-orgasm and i wasnt'
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Do cats or dogs taste more like chicken? Cats. Dogs taste more like human.
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Do you take risks in life? Is life a gamble? BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAK
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Consider the statement: "Half of all people are of below average intelligence." Do you think this really holds true in life? what.
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Why are alot of people evil? is it because of the way they've been brought up as a child? Or is it because of some flaw in their brain function? I just don't get how some people can molest children,rape women, Murder the innocent, and steal and smile. I think one has little control over who he is genetically instructed to be, wheather we like to think we do is one thing, but i believe your personality comes fully guarenteed at birth, and the environment has very little to do with changing it. The external circumstances may indicate more or less number of illnessess or onset of dormant deseases i believe that IS controlled by the environment.
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Why are boys better than girls? Yes. And they are too. Besides if it weren't true than the opposite would be, so i bet its not as true as i know it is. You?
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Can you wait? Do I have a choice?
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What is your favorite feel? Cop a.
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it itches n stings when i pee on the inside and blood comes out and it gets really irritable at night . what is it? how do i treat it? gag there goes lunch. ugh
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Wow, how did you do that?! Well, first i took this then i took that blended the two and got this, then with that i took some more and aligned the first with the next until they were one and ready to add another of those.
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how do i cancel an order on dodo website I sphinkter asking the wrong croud, you dont dodo do you? Maybe that's it. Stop it. Now go to your room. NOW WOMAN
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What is your favorite ice cream flavor? Shreeking.
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Why spherical aberration is not happen in the case of a concave mirror of small aperture? So that's why photo's of pluto are the way they are. I suspected as much :+
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to be, or not to be, that is the question... You forgot to include the question. HAHHAHAHHAH Happy Hollidays you waskly wabbit you. ;D
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This holiday season, which smile are you wearing? :)... The one that isn't wearing anything else.
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Isn't it a shame when people cringe when you wish them a Merry Christmas? cringe
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If you has enough capital what business would you start right now? If you happen to like this idea, i'll sell you a the franchize. ;O
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If you has enough capital what business would you start right now? a studio recording studio/photo and computeramma. It would be open all night, and provide "Star"s to come out and record their little hearts out. Then, later, they can video tape themselfs singing and playing beats (each cost seperately) while getting professionally photographed for all the fans in their life. Hey, humans are hams, there's always money in the ham buisness.
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name 3 things that make life worth living......mines are Love, games, and drag-racing!!! Since all three are allready in one, i guess i'll have to say, one, two and three. (more when applicable and may vary according to your crib) ...
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Call me on the phone so I can say in person I Love you, can't wait to give you a big hug and kiss. Are you at it again lil'BeYaTcH...what am i gooing to do with chew?
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Do I detect another cruel joke here? No. He went to bed already.
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What is the meaning of the number 666? I' dont 000
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What is your 2011 New Year's resolution? Try to quit smoking cigars. ;_+
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What would you choose to be your last meal? Maranated man mean
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What do (or would you) you like to be spanked with? Not a law suit like i am now..;O HAHBAHHAHAHHAHHAHHAHAHHALSOSOLSLSL
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Why do people say things the wrong way all the time? Nobody knows how to cut to the chase, especially anyone under 40. Whats an idiomatic?
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Why do people say things the wrong way all the time? Nobody knows how to cut to the chase, especially anyone under 40. Maybe, but maybe when your after fourty, you won't care if you cut it to the chase or not.
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Why is it okay to sterilize animals without their consent, but not okay to sterilize people without their consent? It is if you wait for a verbal one.
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What are things you consider rights and what are things you consider privileges. Public nudity.
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Why do a lot of black people speak improper English? Same basic ignorant reason generalizations are spoken to substitute genuine article. Improper to whom?
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What is mankind's greatest failing? When it touches cold air?
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What things are you afraid of...? Feel free to explain. The newest ghost in my attick.
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Complete this sentence: Don't ever ___________________ alone. glade
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Your face makes me want to __________________!!!!!!! ppings.
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We lost the game because __________. I wasnt' there
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Nobody wants ___________. geese
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What does Satan hate more than anything? I'll ask him when he gets home.
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Eight persons are in love with a woman, what should the ninth do? Video the other eight?
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There were two ducks in front of a duck and two ducks behind a duck, and one duck in the middle. How many ducks were there in total? hole on....(tick tick ticking noises)......hmmmmmmmm 5x5-3-8-30/4/+9.... 100
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What do you rub on a duck before roasting? >shiver
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why do people insist on being stupid Cause it makes it rain (bongo drums pulsing in the background) they make it rain they make it rain they make it rain,..
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OH MY GOSH!!!! I can see ________________ out my window. d gr
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A random women came up to me today while I was eating lunch. She started telling me about all of her problems - her sick mother, her son, bills etc. How would you have handled this situation? I would have layed on the innaappropriae eyeballing, then I'll undress her with my eyes, and innappropriately eyeball her some more.
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What did you learn new today? That I have an enormous spider web dangling inches from the top of the cieling right over my head where sleep. I was shocked to realize i slept on my head and STILL got a good night sleep. ;+
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Can you name a famous doctor? Dr. Suess
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It's time to think about _______. balony.;
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Where did you go on your last road trip & who did you go with? you you you you yhou
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Is the moon ever grim? No. But i've seen him FULL beef for.
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r u off tomorrow? sh ooore r
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is it really worth the money? Yes. I' promise. You'll see ;D
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Tell us the most favourite answer came to your Q.s here, will you? How did you do that with so many moose wating to get in. Thats the question. ;O
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Shrill sound, groaning, moaning, mumble or boom? OMG I swear, i was just thinking about shrilling. I was even going to do a little in a few minutes. Wow. Talk about being on the same page. ;D
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is it really worth the money? No thats why i'm selling it. I love taxes. I wont be with much money soon. HAHHHAHHAHAHAHAHHA
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In order to be safe, please make sure you _______. th are sleeping.
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Which hammer is used to split gemstones? I hope so.
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How can i flirt???? Not if your on the internet
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Computer Won't Turn on. Have you tried pulling down your pants?
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What answers do you need to be happy? I didn't know we were going to have a quiz. Kive a hint? ;+
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Do people read you well ? I never asked anyone that before. ?
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How do I suppress my libido? Dont Laid until too long, tit might jet away
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Who invented gift tissue paper? Awaistell Papersome
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Can you fold origami out of laminated paper? Origami make a mess whiff you do.
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Do vampires eat meat? How do they like it served? Culinary No, they dont eat meat, they eat chew. DOO DOO DOOO DOO ;o
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You see a vampire suddenly in your room, while you were on Anwerbag.com. He looks very hungry for blood, and he blocks the exit, you react? by reinforcing a pad lock to keep his block from knocking off.
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Where is a person's soul located? Shoe should look underthere (pointing underthere) or Boot her yet, just wash the feet. HAHHAHHAHHA
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Is there one out there who can tell me why everyone should be happy? Cause it will look sweet with my new shoes.
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Do you fear rejection? Yes. Thats why I fear it so much.
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Why do so many people who get rejected get so rude and then wonder why no one wants to date them? Cause they forgot to say pweeze?
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What is the one "FACT" (in your life) you can not deny? Muffins
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Why do gentle souls always get abused by society? They don't . It just seems that way because they're too interested in staying away from the slinging garbage to show up on the rag rofters flogner zolfs.
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If you are being extremely quiet, what does that mean? Meloncoly down shifting?
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what is it called when you disassemble a whole chicken and then put it together Fowl Folding
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do you have only one personality? No, I am a scatterbrain. The only difference is i'm too lazy to go anywhere outside of the crami-home. LOLOOLO
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9:36 AM EST Well that's the end of Don't Ask Don't Tell... happy? Do i get a prize if i say yes?
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Can someone please analyze this paragraph, showing me what are its grammatical features? its a spa resort advertizement
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Do you ever feel like you hold your partner back or make them a worse person? :( See? Now this is where the internet can turn into a tv set. Don't watch if it bothers you. But dont hold it against him for having fun . Just kiss me under the mistle toe and i'll give you a candy cane quiss miss
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