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Do you trust Betty White? Totally. I bet she has dentures! Imagine the possibilities!!!

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Is delivering a baby very painful? If it was why would you want to do it again? Don't know. And hormones.

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Not funny like ha-ha, funny like __________. hats

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Not funny like ha-ha, funny like __________. a penis in the bottom

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Are you a Doer or a Talker? I do what I mean. I joke a lot, so talker can't fit since I don't actually eat moose raw and fornicate with badgers.

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Are Facebook couples annoying and, if so, why? Didn't read the url, but no. I couldn't care less.

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PLEASE READ:If you had a heart attack at 23 from stress (I hope it was a panic attack), would there be any permanent damage done? Yes.

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Should salt be sold with a warning banner that reads "Use of this product can lead to heart failure, Osteoporosis, and Kidney Disorders"? No. Be a fucking adult and know what you're putting in your body.

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Do you ever get jealous when your partner adds certain people on facebook? Not in the least. She's on Facebook all the time. I never use it. If I didn't trust her I would have much bigger problems than Facebook.

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Does apple cider vinegar really work in laundry to remove pet urine smell for good? Vinegar (white even, since it's the cheapest) works nicely. I've used it when my kitties where still training. The vinegar smell does not stay after the wash but it takes away the kitty pee smell. Really, try it. Hell, if I'm a lying bastard what's the loss, $2? lol

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How often do you turn your phone off? Movies and airplanes. Vibrate only in public. It only rings when I'm home.

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Do you ever feel like everything you do is a red flag to someone? http://zapatopi.net/afdb/

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What is your pet name for the "runs" Mine is Delhi belly! A little off topic, but have you ever feared dry diarrhea? I mean like burning powder puffing out of your asshole?

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practical jokes suggestions...and are they funny? I was working at Jack in the Box and next door was a Noodle Express which put on it's reader board "JACK EATS HERE" The first time I changed it to "JACK EATS HER" and threw the 'E' on the ground out of fear of being seen so wanted to be quick. The next time I went balls out (yes, I took my balls out the whole time) and changed it to 'EAT SACK HERE" and threw the 'J' on the ground. They...

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Do you have jokes? She's asleep right now.

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Who is the most beautiful woman entertainer? Uma Thurman.

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I love elderly people who admit their ages. Do you? I love woman who look 22. I don't care about when they were born. What are you? Some sort of agist?!?!?!!!

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I am 16 and have a florida learners permit, does that mean I can drive alone to school or work? Why not? If it's not and you get caught I don't have to lose my license, so go right ahead.

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Is it legal to kill two birds with one stone? Yeah, fuck 'em.

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I need to stay in my apt for 10 days after the lease expires.Can my lanlord legally ask me to pay $600 more than my current rent (prorated)? They can ask. They won't get an eviction through in that time but they can sue you afterward for the rent.

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if you lie to someones employer by saying that them the employee is selling drugs and even on the job site, is it illegal? If it's untrue. If it's true be prepared to prove it. And you should probably just prove it to the police and their employer will find out when they don't show up for work.

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How best to punish cyclists for cycling on pavements and pedestrianised zones? Squirt gun full of pee.

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What is wrong with "anthropomorphism"? It incites hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobiaism.

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What is the oldest thing you own? That bitch in the bedroom.

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What is your zodiac sign? Can I phone a friend?

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A one and a two and a __________________. three vaginas for me!

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Should we ban texting while walking? Hell no. How will we remove the retards who text while walking across a street?

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Are there gang wars in your city? Not on a real scale. They think they're gangsters. So it could be called gang wars, but really they just spit at each other and make odd faces. And they're dicks to everyone.

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I have a friend who insists he has 8 wisdom teeth. Is this possible? Thanks. We are standing by. Look.

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When someone says something when they are drunk, is it how they feel but are afraid to voice, or not necessarily? Sober love vs drunk discon Drunk love forgets why sober love doesn't exist. They'll remember tomorrow, don't get excited. But a good time to get some if you're looking.

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Is anything on top of your pillow when sleeping at night? Yer momma!

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Do you beleive in time travel? I will never say that anything is impossible now and forever. I currently do not believe it will ever be possible, but that doesn't mean we can't discover something tomorrow that will change my mind yesterday.

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Is Al Gore going to be OK? Yeah, he's fine.

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Caught in a trap ___________________________ Fucking women. Get me every time.

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Why not me? Cuz you're fat.

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When it snows,do you go yipee, oh great.or oh S---its snowing ? I go "Where are my keys?!" I love driving in the snow.

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Soo, Whos gonna be watching Big Brother Channel 5 (UK) Tonight? You.

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Man is a beautiful machine that ?____________________________________. creates the even more beautiful machine, woman.

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Is your before better than your after? Or is your after better than your before? I put a lot of work into your before, you better put some work into my after.

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How likely for a retail employer to consider me for a job if my bachelor's is in Civil Engineering and they ask for my resume? Retail is generally a min wage job. Starting positions, anyway. If you can fill out the app without glaring errors and have been doing SOMETHING in the last 16 months (school) then you're as likely as any other. Frankly it's a crap shoot with min wage, especially right now. Apply at every business within driving (or bus) distance. An experienced person may only get an interview after 50...

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I have a small colony of groundhogs living under my garden shed which destroys my garden's crops. I have a trap, what can I use as bait? On a completely nother note, the shakers used to see that their crops were being eaten by crows etc and they would plant more. Same went when they found people were stealing some. They would plant more until nature and the unfortunate souls who had to steal vegetables out of the ground as well as themselves were fed. Not really suggesting that you need to increase the size of your garden to...

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I have a small colony of groundhogs living under my garden shed which destroys my garden's crops. I have a trap, what can I use as bait? Your crops.

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Which do you think is a better job if the hours and pay are the same? Call centre - outgoing, or dishwasher? Dish washer. I've done outgoing calls. I was really good at it, I'm a phone whore with a good voice and quick wit to keep them listening and telling me what I want. Never made a dime, though. I couldn't lie to them to get the money in the end. Just felt too much like using random people.

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Anyone rich? Yeah, lots of people.

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When a girl turns 18, shouldn't I be able to lust after her without being called a dirty old man? If you actually want her, "court" her. If you're just looking so you can have something more tangible to jerk it to tonight, hell more power to you. Of course, if being called "a dirty old man" hurts your feelings I suggest you stop or grow the fuck up and get over it. Your choice.

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If you stepped out of your room only to come back to find me stuffing your dirty sock from under your bed into my mouth, what would you say? "That's $1.15 for half a pair of socks and $300 for half of this months rent, please... I have a gun."

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Women: How to make women make love with me? Rohypnol.

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did you ever acted dumb to someone just to find out about something and did it worked for you? lol All the timed. People are stupided.

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Am I the only one who dislikes facebook? I don't *dislike* Facebook. But it never really interested me, either. Can't have a beer with a buddy and watch a shitty movie over Facebook. Can't barbecue some burgers and enjoy a summer day over Facebook. Can't have (real) relations with a beautiful woman over Facebook. Frankly, I have better things to do.

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The Devil is going to be put in fire etc. Do you think the story about The Devil is misinterpreted or not written properly? The Bible says what it means and means what it says. Just like a Stephen King book.

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Ladies & Gentleman! Lets get ready to ______________! DISROBE!

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Which animal tastes the best? Women.

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These are kind of odd questions but why do girls like to show of their skin. Don't look a gift horse in the mouth.

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IBM has invented computer chips that behave like brains. In other words, they are programmed to learn. Is this scary or what? I found it so interesting I just spent 20 minutes reading other news articles about it. I'm looking forward to Computer World or PC Magazine doing an article about it in more depth. It's quite a few steps from animal brains in that all connections already have to be made, but more time is spent on the ones that are used more often. It can't rewire itself like a brain. And, of course, it still...

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Does your computer turn itself off on you? Had one that did that. The fans weren't working properly, it was overheating.

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One and one and one is ___________________________ ...almost as much fun as one and two and syrup.

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What do you use the most in your home? Me.

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If you were a flavor of Jello, what flavor would you be, and why? MANTASTIC!

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What do you think about the increase of smartphone use in public places? I don't think they can wipe your ass yet. I really don't see anything they can do that *should* be kept private, actually. If you mean using them in an obnoxious way intruding on others' space, that's really a social problem that's existed forever.

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I want to wear sagging skinny jeans. Will this look cool? No.

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What do women think of men that use cologne? A lot of guys (and girls) find a scent they like and neglect to note how much is good the first time they use it. They continue to put it on until they can smell it, which is and every increasing amount. I know that's not an answer, it's a bit of a retort to the ladies who dislike the smell and hopefully informational for people who like to use cologne but don't realize they're sickening...

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In the olden days combat was face-to-face, hand-to-hand. Today we have drones and snipers and folks at computers. Who was braver? I don't think bravery comes into the equation here. It's indescribable in this instance. Sure, it doesn't take "bravery" to fly a mission to kill someone across the planet. But it takes constitution and resolve to live with yourself without going crazy. These men and women are chosen on very strict standards and do a job almost none of us would be able to do without serious mental and social...

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Instead of reaching for the TV remote i grabbed__________________ my neighbor's pet marmot.

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Meet me at the __________ at 12 noon or __________! bed regret it always

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Who thinks mens ties are one of the most pointless clothing items ever invented? Completely agree. I hate them. I can look damn good without one and if I'm not wearing a coat it's always flying all over the place.

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Complete this sentence: Please don't ____________me just because I'm ___________. light me on fire flammable

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How would you react if a stranger said "I love you!"? A woman I worked with at a drive through restaurant did this when she greeted people over the speaker for about two months. The reactions were all over the place but overwhelmingly positive. Of course, it was graveyard shift so a lot of intoxicated customers. lol You'd be surprised how many people instinctively say "I love you, too."

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What would you do? Question not limited to male or female. Eat cake.

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If cloning was perfected, would you have a clone of yourself and why? Of course not! I wouldn't waste such valuable resources when a female William Shatner could be created!

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Who would be a good candidate, if cloning humans is ever perfected? Anyone that didn't remind you Shatner is the ONLY option is a liar or a troll. Ignore them.

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Whom do teenagers consider as the ideal teen? Me.

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What does "<br/>" mean? Nothing.

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How would you feel if your partner abandoned your child(ren) because he found out that you cheated and he was not the bio dad? Like a ho.

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Are you prepared for the zombie attack? Yes. But are you prepared for my zombie apocalypse raid on your house for supplies and fun?

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How would you feel if your child(ren) told you, "I don't love you."? To be honest I'd feel failure. I know they all say things out of emotion and hormones they don't actually mean. But if my children can't manage themselves better than to say things that harsh to ones that love them so much I would feel failure of parenting. Eventually we all fail at raising them like we want, that's one possibility for my failure.

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Teenagers have so much material things internet ,xbox,wii to amuse them. if they spent less time on internet more playing sports there be less teen obesity And?

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Would you give it all up? Everything has a price.

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You..yes you...Who do you think im talking to? Me. Big red truck.

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Why won't you marry me? Sorry, sweetheart, I don't like schlongs.

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What is the first thing that comes in mind? Inappropriate.

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Is There A Spell To Make My Teddy Bear Come To Life? "I love teddies!"

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My friend's father has a photo album of corpses he had dismembered/disfigured while fighting in the Korean war...(cont'd) If you don't know him well enough to know how he would take such a comment I would call it disrespectful to say so. Doesn't sound like someone you want to piss off either.

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Atheism - Is it best defined as Lack of spiritual knowledge? No.

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Prenuptial Agreements: anyone have any stats on the number of failed marriages because of a prenup agreement? Apparently not.

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Let's watch a dvd. Which one are you in the mood for today? Debbie Does Dallas.

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What is something that bothers you about men? If there were fewer other men I'd have better luck compiling my harem.

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Was your mother ever a stripper? Not to my knowledge. Yours?

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I've come to realize that my ex _______ I've come to realize that my exercise regiment is not sufficient.

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Are you a stranger with candy? No. In an effort to fight childhood obesity in America I now only offer fruits and sugar free drinks out of the back of my unmarked white van.

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WHY DO men's shirts always button-up left-over-right, while women's shirts right-over left?... Once upon a time women would have had help dressing (those with clothing expensive enough to use buttons). It was to accommodate the staff. Now it's simply tradition.

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Since the Black Panthers strongly believe in our 2nd Amendment rights, does that improve the way conservatives think about them? lol WBC supports our 2nd amendment as well. Doesn't have anything to do with the reasons I think they're retarded. Same goes here.

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On a scale of 1 to 10 (1 = Wearing someone else's rags? Yech!, 10 = Good bargain), what is your feeling about buying used clothing? Well, I don't plan to buy any used thongs, but overall I'd say 10.

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if you were famous what would you be famous for? I'm afraid I cannot answer on this family friendly site. ;)

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If something is low price and you know it is worth more do you volunteer more? Depends on the seller. If I am benefiting from a mis-label or just good sale at Wal*Mart I'll happily take it. If I'm buying a car from an individual and I'm certain the price is severely undervalued I would feel bad taking it for cheap. I always evaluate the wait-staff worth and try to tip appropriately. (probably not what you're after but thought I'd throw that in there)

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Should tolerant people tolerate the intolerance of others? Anything else and they are not the tolerant people they claim to be but worse than the bigots. They are hypocritical, lying bigots claiming to be better than others. Far worse than an honest bigot, imo.

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how come humans are so thin skinned for earths general climate and stuff. Id this something panic about? We'll likely get weaker as our technology grows, too. In a few hundred milena we'll be complete shut ins. Or have nifty bio suites! Or have been eaten during the great feline rising of the coming century. One of those things.

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I have OCD which occationally cerfices even when I take my meds regularly. How do i stop \asking mindless stupid questions. Help? I see you taking up kung fu. Yep yep, that sounds just about perfect.

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Have you ever sacraficed your own happyness to spare someone else's from ending.? Anyone who's not a complete dickface has.

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Are you addicted to someone? Just a certain elemental production. ;)

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someone left a pkg of dog bath wipes and disinfectant cleaner wipes open. What can I add to the pkgs to re-wet them and make them usable? Gasoline to make them usable as molotov cocktails. Otherwise add nothing and they're an excellent keepsake. You will not be able to make them like they were before being dried out, though. The chemicals have evaporated, they are no longer in the wipes.

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Do you trust yourself always to do the right thing, provided you know what it is? The right thing for me.

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How many pieces of luggage do you own?  0

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New TV Show..... What is "The Event?" I don't know. Saw a commercial and it looks terrible.

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Do you have "Iatrophobia?" (Fear of Going to the Doctor) Nope.

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give reasons why xenophobia is bad I'm afraid there are already better answers.

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Have you ever slept with an animal? This is a decent question btw.. I save on the gas bill with my KiTGUs when I sleep. Kitty Thermal Generation Units.

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What did I miss on TV tonight because I forgot to watch it? Nothing, try forgetting tomorrow, too.

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What's your Christmas wish this halloween? An Easter Bunny.

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Why would a person come back into your life after 2 1/2 or 3 1/2 years? My sweet sexxy ass.

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Are cola drinks (being carbonated) harmful in the long run? If you drink colas regularly the large amounts of sodium and sweetener can be bad for you in the long run. The carbonation, however, is harmless.

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Where have all the veterans gone on this website? I already answered "Where's your God?" and "What will you do in hell?" and "Am I pregnant cuz *some stupid shit*?" with a touch on "Why are Republicans stupid?" and "Why are Democrats stupid?" so there's really not much left here.

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If NOTHING happened in 2012, what would your reaction be? Clearly: NOTHING

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I am scared my girlfriend will leave me forever. What should I do to solve this, please help me. I am not functioning and feel very crazy Whelp, priesthood has its benefits.

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Anal intercourse? Worth torturing someone over? What kind of psycho are you with that requires you to torture someone before you can have sex with them?

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Will you insure your tongue? Jennifer Lopez insured her back..hehe Okay, okay, any part of your body? You don't suppose Ron Jeremy...

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Are the Republicans sleeping well at night? Of course they are. They honestly believe they are saving the world.

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Have you ever flashed anyone or been flashed before? Both. I believe I was doing so incorrectly, however. Could you please send me an instructional pictorial?

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I ran over a Possum today. Have you ever ran anything over that was alive? No.

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Crack a joke crack a smile what else can one crack? The case wide open!

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Yoo Hoo where are you? Office Depot. http://www.officedepot.com/a/products/757145/Yoo-hoo-11-Oz-Box-Of/?cm_mmc=Mercent-_-Google-_-Cleaning_and_Breakroom-_-757145&utm_source=Google&utm_medium=CPC&utm_campaign=plusbox-beta&mr

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How do I stop loving you? What a ridiculous thing to desire.

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Are asumptions and insinuations given too much clout? I assume you're making insinuations about my clout.

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do you walk or talk in your sleep? I work in my sleep.

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How do I find a stud for my Husky in Southern California? "BBB seeks stud for one night stand." (Big Beautiful Bitch)

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How can I make $50 million by 4pm this afternoon? Send me $25 and I'll tell you.

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My 18month puppy has started peeing in her bed. She knows its wrong and shakes with fear when she sees me. She will not ask to go outside. Work on praising her when she does go outside. Shouldn't be too hard since she does regularly . Make sure she's excited when you're going outside, get her thinking it's special time so she'll ask for it.

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If I were President of the United States... I would assume Satan is real since you must've sold your soul.

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Found a dead rabbit on lawn. It's all stretched out like it was running & it has a twig in it's mouth. Who am I supposed to report it to? Are you saying that you think it was intentionally mutilated by a human? If so report it to the police. If it's just dead from another animal etc, throw it away or bury it.

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If Im 18. I want to move can i move without telling my parents. and they cant come look for me? will i get in trouble or am i ok cuz im 18 Can you move? Are you handicapped in some way? If not, then you're perfectly capable. Can they come looking for you? Are THEY handicapped? If not, then they're perfectly capable. Will you get in trouble? Not from the law, but you're not too bright so maybe you should stay at home a while. Get a job and save up money for furniture, first and last months rent, utility deposits, a car,...

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Do you agree that a person who gets a tattoo put on their face must be mentally disturbed? No.

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I sneezed all over my cat 3 times without realizing it? You can wipe your ass with him too!

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I sneezed all over my cat 3 times without realizing it? You have an exceptionally stupid cat. Perhaps it should.

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What do you feel is more important than loving kindness to your fellow men? Loving of all sorts to women.

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State the working principle of a ceiling fan? Principle Balding.

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I sneezed all over my keyboard???? Wipe it off with your cat.

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Do you like corn pops? I totally opened this question because I thought it was about porn cops. Damnit.

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I dont know if any of you witness this or hear about it but read the description and tell me what you think. I think you about summed it up. What's your point and/or question?

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i am makeing a movie .... i need advice! Learn to use the English language properly. You can't convey to the actors what they are doing properly without it and even if they do the audience isn't going to have a clue if your movie is as haphazard as your "question" here.

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who are the majority on AB-religious?,athiest?,other? I'll bet almost every answer will say the group they do not belong to is the majority and that the person is always being ganged up on. lmao I'd say people of some religion since you're not specifying one I'm pretty sure that's going to be correct.

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Would you travel to Africa for a vacation, what country and why? I would love to.

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About 131,000 veterans are homeless in the United States. Don't we owe them better than that? Far better.

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Do you have any personal experience of your, or someone close, having cannabis induced psychosis or schizophrenia? Sounds like a hippie. That's about it. Nothing on that sight really suggested a mental disorder, just being stoned. Your description suggests to me that she's also drunk or has taken LSD a few times in her life. I'm no doctor, but I would simply walk away from this situation since she's competent to think through making others believe she's fine but will be a hassle with you. She may even...

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What can I do to get my mom to take me to a doctor? You're pretty much stuck. Try to make sure you're not eating a meal right before bed, the room is completely dark and silent as possible and some people like to take a shower before bed to feel comfortable and relaxed. Not sure about trouble eating. Keep it small and simple, but perhaps someone who knows a little more about that can respond as well.

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What are your thoughts on BDSM? Yes, please.

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If you had a chance to name America, what name would you give it? The country The United States of America: KIRKISTAN The continents North and South America: COOPERLAND

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is it wrong to be proud of my body *wanders about uncontrolled in no particular direction*

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Do you think Britney Spears is hot? She's pretty-ish, not disgustingly fat, experienced and crazy as batshit. Yep, she's just my kinda hot.

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The Bible says that in the LAST DAYS, people will be lovers of pleasure rather than lovers of God. Is this evident today, worlwide? Just like it was forty years ago. And one hundred years before that. And a thousand years before that. I don't think it's quite the sign you're looking for.

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can ny1 sugest me wat graphics card i shud use if i wnt 2 play cod 6,crysis..??bt i am on a buget card ranging frm 45 - 50 dollars "What video card can run Call of Duty 6 Crysis in the price range of 45-50 dollars?" Well within the 140 characters and it doesn't take half an hour to decipher. You didn't write like a moron for space, you did it because you're a moron.

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(females in s.e. london (uk) only) what would you say if i wanted a fight with you *high pitched female voice poorly impersonated* Only if I can have that tiny peepee of yours first!!

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Are Scientologists pacifists? They will fight a courtroom battle, but will they serve on the field of battle? I don't believe they have a doctrine telling them to join or not to. But I seriously doubt they look highly on joining the military after becoming a Scientologist, dead men can't pay for e-meter testing.

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What goes "Yip, yip, splat"? Cheryl. But keep that to yourself, no one was supposed to be there.

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Do you think they will make a Tenatious D Pick Of Destiny 2? I really doubt it.

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is there a web site to find out what is owed to unemployment There is a website for every US state unemployment office. You will almost certainly need to call them but if you search for unemployment and your state name the site will probably come right up and it'll have the number.

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If the weight of our planet never really fluctuate....Does this apply to the matter of all things ON our planet as well? The combined total. However the mass of our planet does fluctuate, just not in any amount pertinent compared to its total mass. (planet cannot have weight as weight is dependent on a gravitational force put upon it, mass is the amount of matter that makes up an object)

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Whats stuffed under your bed? Probably a cat.

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My gf is a bully and beats the crap outta girls who get close to me. what do i do to solve this problem? What do you do? Tell her to fuck off and grow up. How do you deal with her? You don't. She's already making your life hell. I might put up with that crap for a night for a good lay, but that's an absolutely ridiculous stipend she's putting on you. You absolutely may not have any contact with half the human population or she goes all 3rd grade on them. It takes a real pathetic piece of shit...

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can a dragon be a god? Sure, why not?

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How short is your attention sp Well I once saw that Freakazoid episode with Candlejack and aft

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Is walnut wood toxic to cook with? How much did you get paid to make up this question? Seriously, I need a job and have a vivid imagination.

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my puppy wont eat. she has not thrown up in over 24 hours but shes drinking water. what do i do? Take her to a vet.

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whoops .. i said "ala-kaboom ,, instead of "ala-kabam" at the end of the spell . are you ok ? anything different ? I feel a void, something I can't put my finger on... 72 I'mnotsurewhats missing from this afterlife.......

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Fill in the Blank: And I really got hot when I saw_________ you wearing pudding.

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Can I flag people profile? You can mail them directly. There's not a handy little button for this. Use the "Contact Us" link at the bottom left of any Answerbag.com page.

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Why are there so many questions from the Answerbag staff? Are they trying to make this site look more popular than it really is? I spent a day correcting Asker's Pick on staff questions. The questions are mostly fluff, rarely helpful and WAYYY too often full of grammatical and logistic errors.

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What inspires you to ask or answer questions on answerbag? Usually Answerbag.

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Have you ever thrown-up in your mouth reading someones answer's to really odd/disturbing questions? I just did! Sorry 'bout that. ;)

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I'm BAAAAAAAAAACK :D After a year and a half away I decided to come back :) Changed a lot I see :( Don't remember you, but welcome back. :)

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if u give a blow job and guy cums on ur face, is it still a bj or do u have to swallow too? You must always swallow. Otherwise Jesus stomps on seven kittens. I don't make the rules.

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If I ask a question what will you NOT post as an answer? Don't be stupid. I can't ask questions.

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Destroying a large portion of food supply, jobs, environment can also be a form of"accidental" attack.Agree? Are you suggesting war with BP? I would disagree because there's no telling how people would react to a loaded word such as attack.

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Do Scientologists believe that L. Ron Hubbard was like Jesus Christ? No, he's more like Donald Trump, but they won't admit that.

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Can children participate in Scientology? How? Unfortunately their parents will likely see to it that the child does and will sign one of those lifetime contracts the second he's legally able to.

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Does Scientology believe in charity and welfare? So long as they're the recipient. Otherwise you'll be digging Travolta's new pool for a loaf of bread.

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What benefits can one get from Scientology? If you don't like your family members tell the church they're convincing you to leave.

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What's Scientology issue with Psychology? Sane people don't stay in overbearing money sponging cults.

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Why are film stars so attracted to Scientology? They're wealthy, successful, of average intelligence or more, but they are drawn to a cult religion cynically devised by a science fiction writer... I just don't get it. Scientology treats it's rich star members like royalty. They pay for this, but when you're making tens of millions a year a few hundred thousand isn't going to bother you to feel like a king AND feel you've found the one true religion. They're brainwashed just like the rest of Scientologists.

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if you could choose the next 70/80 tv show to make a movie of, which one would you pick? No need. They're already making A-Team. After that nothing matters.

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my boyfriend has been cheating on me & using my car to go see another woman who lives 2 hrs away, Estrogen.

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What is the worst thing to call someone? ANIL M!

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By observing my parents opinions on things, I think my parents would punish me for masturbating. How can I change their minds so they don't punish me? I can't get pleasure because of worry. You don't convince them of anything. Surely they sleep.

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What do I do if I am not allowed to masturbate by my parents because they think it is dirty? Why would you want to masturbate by your parents? That's kinda gross, dude.

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Is it possible for a male to never go through puberty and be a child their whole life? I am worried this will happen to me. I'm pretty sure having children qualifies as proof of having gone through puberty. http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/2088003 Yet you, apparently, don't know how to masturbate. http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/2073801 But then again your child is already a "sexual being" himself. http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/2083499 I hope his grandparents don't walk in on him masturbating in the shower like...

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Dollar store nail polish!!?? Damn! How'd you know!?!? Seriously, I'm sure it's plenty safe. The dollar store probably got it from another store where it wasn't popular so they needed room for a shade/brand more people would buy. It's unpopular, not dangerous.

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What is the difference between an ip and an ISP address In context of simply delivering regular mail IP is your address ISP is your mail carrier i.e. USPS or FedEx. Your IP address identifies your computer on the internet (xx.xxx.xxx.xxx ). Your ISP is who you are paying to provide you internet service (Qwest, Comcast etc).

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i used to cut myself and i am going on vacation in a couple of weeks how can i get rid of the scars. Some sort of demonic possession spell to allow you to switch bodies with your neighbor. Otherwise I think you're stuck.

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where can i order contacts without a prescription Even if you only want the color of your eyes changed they will require that you be checked by an optometrist. One example of a site that sells non-prescription lenses to color your eyes: http://www.coloredcontacts.com/lenses_faq.htm#question6

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Do I look chubby? Anyone who starts a sentence with "Yeah" is chubby. There are no exceptions.

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Have you ever been Christmas carolling? Long long ago. My babysitter when I was young was Mormon and I went with them once.

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TRUE OR FALSE: The answer to theological diversity within Christianity is a top down, authority-driven, hierarchical ecclesiastical model. The answer to removing it or the answer to what caused it? The reason for creating another religion is generally power. However the person justifies it the reason boils down to THEY want to be in charge.

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Rush Limbaugh, who buys $4k wine, who's house resemble Versailles says that liberal elitists are out of touch with the working man. Agree? His definition of liberal elitist would probably include me. But I would also fit his definition of working man. Hard to agree with him due to that alone. Even if his own lack of credibility with the working class is set aside.

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Is it a bummer the end of the Hummer? The end is usually the whole point of it.

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are Mormon wives allowed to work?my boyfriends mom doesnt and shes mormon i was wondering if shes allowed to in case me and him get serious. You can't be 100% certain what his family believes until you ask HIM.

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The administrator of a forum I belong to, posted my ip address in a thread. Should I be worried and should he remove it I wouldn't continue using that forum, but they can. It's probably in the terms of use for that site.

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TRUE OR FALSE: The theological diversity seen within Christianity is a bad thing. False for showing its innate lack of credibility, which then makes it True for Christians.

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what if you are a suspended student from a college and you have three F 's on transcript, can you still get back in with that? College is a business, I bet money would talk like any other. Unless you're suspended for some action you took rather than just failing.

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True or False: LDS Apologists are not real scholars. Apologist can be used for any of a WIDE range of people. To some simply not expecting the disbandment of the LDS church is being an apologist. I could care less what consenting adults decide to believe but I don't think they're all that bright to follow such an institution.

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What's your favorite Mormon joke? I thought Mormonism was the joke.

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I thinking about trading in my Choose The Right (CTR) ring for a What Would Zelph Do (WWZD) ring? Should I?

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TRUE OR FALSE: 'As a man thinketh in his heart, so is he.' A man's thoughts, even heartfelt thoughts, do not override his actions. A person may love another deeply and truly and make a conscious decision to ignore that for whatever reason they have convinced themselves, or are convinced, that it must happen. Conversely a person may truly want another dead or desire the contents of another's purse yet make the conscious decision not to follow through...

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How far away are we from the society depicted in the movie 'Idiocracy'? I'm shooting to get there after this 12 pack is done. BRING ON THE FART MOVIE!

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Does the LdS Church discourage an open, candid discussion of its history and doctrine? They didn't care for the South Park episode too much. Doesn't get much more candid than your beginnings being perfectly outlined and people laughing hysterically.

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T or F: A religion does NOT need to validate against objective reality as long as her/his subjective reality is "working" for the believer. It must also work without the detriment of society. Perhaps that's what you're getting at with the compass analogy, but simply put a religion must help the person live happier without hindrance to society and its people and without removing the person's freedom and human rights.

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Is a size 1 jean considered small? It's not size that matters. It's health. And kegels.

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Is there a trick to teaching my bunny to walk on a leash? Turn it into a dog.

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What do you wish you never ate? Cindy Lou.

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Cats or dogs? http://www.ooze.com/ooze13/cats.html

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how do you feel ? I stick my hand out and jiggle it around.

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how do you feel about Jack Kevorkian and what he did I think he did the right thing and hopefully it will pave the way for more conscientious doctors to be able to do the same.

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My 11 year old just told me he doesn't believe in god. I am extremely sad. He's thinking for himself. You should be elated. This means no teacher or friend will be able to push him into believing things later in his life without him thinking it through first. Perhaps he'll decide later that God is for him, perhaps not. I'm an atheist, but my daughter has decided, on her own, to attend church and has done so for about a year now. I'm not sad in the least, perhaps...

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Should 16 year old be able to vote You mean the ones that think naming themselves "Yo mama" is funny and can't use the simplest of grammar and punctuation in order to properly express an idea? No, they're retards.

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Is anyone else mad that Fergie beat my favorite singer Ciara in a dance battle? I seriously doubt it.

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What would you do if your "friend" believed lies about you being a horrible person and she told her church to ruin your life and they did? Feel like an idiot for giving a church the ability to "ruin" my life.

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I'm looking for a book about accounts or testimonies of faith healing. Suggestions? Check the fiction section of your library. If someone claims she can get better through faith alone they are lying and most likely selling something (or just taking donations). If she wants to look into the benefits of meditation that's a different story. Again, the library will have plenty of resources, but it's not about healing.

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my ex booked our 12 yo son unaccompanied on a flight across country without my consent.(we have joint custody) what do i do? Pick him up from the airport. (I assume he's on a flight to see you)

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why do most middle easterns have colored eyes? Because they're not blind.

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Even if Court-mandated, do "You" think that BP has "Quadrillions" to spend to clean up what is likely the most catastropic event, ever? I doubt BP has the money to clean up a mess of this magnitude. (Not to mention quadrillions which is an overstatement) They need to get the hole in the ground fixed in some way so as to minimize it, and I'm sure they'll be required to help with the cleanup (eventually), but even they cannot afford the manpower that it will cost. Meaning it simply won't be done. It's very sad, and it's a...

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What dog would be the best and most loyal to have? Chili dog.

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Where have all the racists gone? Arizona. ;)

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how many mexican teenagers get pregnant?   7  

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Atheists--How you proove that u r an Atheist? I sin no less then 8 times a day.

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Has anyone tried the raw food diet?? (No sillyness in your answers please) x I ate your mom raw.

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What do you think about Fox News altering Obama's speech to West Point cadets? Should they be punished? L O *expletive* L I think it's disgusting to pass themselves off as a news organization and then to edit the very story they're pretending to report (in reality they're making up the story they want). No, they should not be punished. They can say whatever they like. Whether I like it or not. Hopefully people will begin to see Fox as entertainment, not information.

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Can a house be legally sold without my knowledge if I am on the deed with one another person? No. You must sign a quit claim at the very least.

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Long ago parents wanted their kids to be better than they were. Today some want their kids to be clones of them. Same/not better. Why? I'd say it probably hasn't changed, really. There have always been short sighted parents, there always will be. I believe it's every parents job to make a person slightly better than themselves. Otherwise what was the point of caring, they can become just like you from watching you over the years. If you care try to help them see what you didn't and learn earlier what you learned too late. Not...

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If you murdered someone, is it possible that you can still go to heaven? Of course. Just ask forgiveness and carry out your penance. If your religion does not allow for such just switch to one that does.

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Would it be ethical/legal to download from a Pirates Bay Type site a copy of a software program you own but has become damaged? Good question. Since you can prove you already have a right to own that software I don't think you could be convicted of any crime. You can make 400 copies of software you own legally if you want, you just can't give them out. Same would apply here, you paid for the right to use that software already. Possibly not "ethical" as you're then supporting the use of a site that illegally offers...

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Say an adjective. TV. Guitar. Fan. Car. Club. Window. Paint. Floor. Child. Wall. Farm. Reproduction System. No.

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are you OR AM I!!

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T/F: Since a religion's beliefs are a social construct based on faith alone it's irrelevant whether it's historical claims are true or not. The problem inevitably comes up when people cannot tell the difference between a religious text and a history book. Then scientific advancement of technology and society is hindered and, even worse, damaged by people who don't understand that their stories are only that, stories.

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Do you know who's going to direct the film adaptation of "Dianetics"? Peter N. Alexander did a movie about Scientology. Don't know if you're aware of it, they had it banned through lawsuits and it's still technically not allowed to be in anyone's hands except (I believe) 2 living people. I've put in the youtube video of a small clip and a link to the torrent.