Answerbag: Haoie's answers

Answer to DID YOU KNOW? Napoleon wasn't actually unusually short.

Tue, 01 May 2012 01:05:10 -0700

DID YOU KNOW? Napoleon wasn't actually unusually short.

Yup, I knew.

Answer to Say you broke up with your girlfriend and later that week you had a party and she shows up with another guy unannounced?

Tue, 01 May 2012 01:03:39 -0700

Say you broke up with your girlfriend and later that week you had a party and she shows up with another guy unannounced?

Yeah, no invite, no entry.

Answer to Are you rejection-sensitive? Or know someone who is?

Tue, 01 May 2012 01:01:20 -0700

Are you rejection-sensitive? Or know someone who is?

Oooh that sounds a bit like me.

Answer to what is a reason that you are up late at night?

Tue, 01 May 2012 00:59:21 -0700

what is a reason that you are up late at night?

Video games.

Answer to Are you aware that there are many dead people walking at night in your neighborhood?

Tue, 01 May 2012 00:58:55 -0700

Are you aware that there are many dead people walking at night in your neighborhood?

Life isn't a zombie flick.

Answer to What is 'intuition'? HOw often do you use it?

Tue, 01 May 2012 00:58:20 -0700

What is 'intuition'? HOw often do you use it?

Common sense. I use it a lot.

Answer to There is a common saying in the military, “Rank has it's privileges.” Is the same true in Answerbag? If so, how so?

Tue, 01 May 2012 00:57:18 -0700

There is a common saying in the military, “Rank has it's privileges.” Is the same true in Answerbag? If so, how so?

Maybe for the old Answerbag.

Answer to Are some people meant to be single?

Tue, 01 May 2012 00:56:44 -0700

Are some people meant to be single?

Yes, spinsters for starters.

Answer to Why don't we get drunk? .

Mon, 09 Apr 2012 15:30:16 -0700

Why don't we get drunk? .

Getting drunk for the sake of it is stupid.

Answer to You sit down in an empty theater and the only other people inexplicably decide to sit down next to you..what would you do?

Mon, 09 Apr 2012 15:29:12 -0700

You sit down in an empty theater and the only other people inexplicably decide to sit down next to you..what would you do?

Either move, or strike up a conversation

Answer to Which of the seven dwarves would make the best president?

Mon, 09 Apr 2012 15:28:26 -0700

Which of the seven dwarves would make the best president?

Sneezy. Just cos.

Answer to Would you rather be a knight, a samurai, or a ninja?

Mon, 09 Apr 2012 15:27:53 -0700

Would you rather be a knight, a samurai, or a ninja?

Ninja - They're the coolest.

Answer to Does a traumatic event permantly ruin ones life?

Mon, 09 Apr 2012 15:27:07 -0700

Does a traumatic event permantly ruin ones life?

Only if they let it.

Answer to I eat ___________ for breakfast.

Mon, 09 Apr 2012 15:26:50 -0700

I eat ___________ for breakfast.

Cream bun

Answer to Is your tongue an organ?

Mon, 09 Apr 2012 15:26:30 -0700

Is your tongue an organ?

Some people also think the skin is an organ, despite it not being the classical view of one.

Answer to if someone knew when and how you were going to die, would you want to know?

Mon, 09 Apr 2012 15:25:37 -0700

if someone knew when and how you were going to die, would you want to know?

Nope. And this was in Big Fish.

Answer to Would you rather be dead than live without internet access?

Mon, 09 Apr 2012 15:25:05 -0700

Would you rather be dead than live without internet access?

You're quite the technophile, huh?

Answer to if your girlfriend?wife weighed 1500 lbs would u still be with her, honestly!!!

Mon, 09 Apr 2012 15:24:30 -0700

if your girlfriend?wife weighed 1500 lbs would u still be with her, honestly!!!

Yeah, nobody can be that large.

Answer to do u own a gun ?

Mon, 09 Apr 2012 15:23:59 -0700

do u own a gun ?

Nope

Answer to What is more smart? Cat or Dog?

Mon, 09 Apr 2012 15:23:29 -0700

What is more smart? Cat or Dog?

Dogs

Answer to What would you do if a guy dressed up as a Sasquatch has been following you every time you go on a hike in the woods?

Mon, 09 Apr 2012 15:23:07 -0700

What would you do if a guy dressed up as a Sasquatch has been following you every time you go on a hike in the woods?

Sell the footage to Fox

Answer to Is it unreasonable to require someone to show a photo ID before purchasing cigarettes or alcoholic beverages?

Mon, 09 Apr 2012 15:22:33 -0700

Is it unreasonable to require someone to show a photo ID before purchasing cigarettes or alcoholic beverages?

You're supposed to anyway.

Answer to If you went back to school for free, what degree would you get?

Mon, 09 Apr 2012 15:22:00 -0700

If you went back to school for free, what degree would you get?

MBA

Answer to Is Coca-Cola still regarded as a symbol of the free West?

Mon, 09 Apr 2012 15:21:41 -0700

Is Coca-Cola still regarded as a symbol of the free West?

Not so free is it?

Answer to Did you ever skip class when you were in school?

Mon, 09 Apr 2012 15:21:08 -0700

Did you ever skip class when you were in school?

Very rarely

Answer to It's better to be an idiot than to be a ______.

Mon, 09 Apr 2012 15:20:41 -0700

It's better to be an idiot than to be a ______.

Fanatic

Answer to If you saw a shark, would you say "Is that you, Jaws? I think you're great! I've seen all your films! Can I have your autograph?"

Mon, 09 Apr 2012 15:20:23 -0700

If you saw a shark, would you say "Is that you, Jaws? I think you're great! I've seen all your films! Can I have your autograph?"

I suppose all sharks look alike to you.

Answer to Where is your toothpaste?

Mon, 09 Apr 2012 15:19:46 -0700

Where is your toothpaste?

Bathroom counter.

Answer to If God isn't real, then how come alcoholics get better when they do the 12 step program?

Mon, 09 Apr 2012 15:19:01 -0700

If God isn't real, then how come alcoholics get better when they do the 12 step program?

Most don't. You can't just pray away problems.

Answer to Why does your heart beat very fast when you see the color red?

Mon, 09 Apr 2012 15:18:01 -0700

Why does your heart beat very fast when you see the color red?

I'm not a bull.

Answer to Bill Cosby says "when you carry a gun you mean to kill someone". Do you and do you?

Mon, 09 Apr 2012 15:17:41 -0700

Bill Cosby says "when you carry a gun you mean to kill someone". Do you and do you?

He's right you know.

Answer to Would you prefer lots of teen mothers or for teens to wear condoms?

Mon, 09 Apr 2012 15:17:11 -0700

Would you prefer lots of teen mothers or for teens to wear condoms?

If they wore them, then they wouldn't be mothers would they?

Answer to do u like rollercoasters.

Mon, 09 Apr 2012 15:16:42 -0700

do u like rollercoasters.

Nope, not my thing.

Answer to A real reason why people in their 20s don't join more and more social groups?

Mon, 09 Apr 2012 15:16:16 -0700

A real reason why people in their 20s don't join more and more social groups?

Blame online networks.

Answer to What is the first thing that comes to mind when i say "The Beatles"?

Mon, 09 Apr 2012 15:15:45 -0700

What is the first thing that comes to mind when i say "The Beatles"?

The Fab 4

Answer to does my heart actually stop when i sneeze?

Sat, 24 Mar 2012 21:40:10 -0700

does my heart actually stop when i sneeze?

That's an urban legend.

Answer to Men, shave your chest or leave it hairy?

Sat, 24 Mar 2012 21:39:24 -0700

Men, shave your chest or leave it hairy?

The 70s are over. Shave that furry thing.

Answer to What is the best tasting fish in your experience?

Sat, 24 Mar 2012 21:38:43 -0700

What is the best tasting fish in your experience?

Fish & chips!

Answer to Are YOU in the NUDE now ? be honest

Sat, 24 Mar 2012 21:38:18 -0700

Are YOU in the NUDE now ? be honest

Nope. Maybe in a few hours.

Answer to Do you have a pair of GOOD scissors?

Sat, 24 Mar 2012 21:37:33 -0700

Do you have a pair of GOOD scissors?

It cuts. That's all that matters.

Answer to We're going to the zoo. How about you?

Sat, 24 Mar 2012 21:36:58 -0700

We're going to the zoo. How about you?

Haven't been in over a year,.

Answer to If you need a poo and a shower, is there any circumstance in which you should shower first and poo afterwards?

Sat, 24 Mar 2012 21:36:30 -0700

If you need a poo and a shower, is there any circumstance in which you should shower first and poo afterwards?

Probably, but it makes sense to do the other.,

Answer to Political rantings?

Sat, 24 Mar 2012 21:35:57 -0700

Political rantings?

Vocal minority.

Answer to Who would you look for when you see the graves open up and the dead rising? why? ;)

Sat, 24 Mar 2012 21:35:27 -0700

Who would you look for when you see the graves open up and the dead rising? why? ;)

MJ. And you know why!

Answer to Do you pack a punch

Sat, 24 Mar 2012 21:35:02 -0700

Do you pack a punch

I just pack my lunch.

Answer to Have YOU ever had a pet rooster

Sat, 24 Mar 2012 21:34:36 -0700

Have YOU ever had a pet rooster

My neighbour keeps a few.

Answer to What won't you take for free?

Sat, 24 Mar 2012 21:34:12 -0700

What won't you take for free?

STDs

Answer to Why should be getting US citizenship be made easier??

Sat, 24 Mar 2012 21:33:48 -0700

Why should be getting US citizenship be made easier??

It's pretty damn tough for many countries.

Answer to Do YOU love silence

Sat, 24 Mar 2012 21:33:07 -0700

Do YOU love silence

Not but I do hate noise.

Answer to Who do you think was treated the worst in US History Native Americans or African Americans?

Sat, 24 Mar 2012 21:32:26 -0700

Who do you think was treated the worst in US History Native Americans or African Americans?

Based on survival rates, the Native American got it worse.

Answer to Every man for himself or are we all in it together?

Sat, 24 Mar 2012 21:31:51 -0700

Every man for himself or are we all in it together?

It's a Darwinistic world.

Answer to Royal________

Sat, 24 Mar 2012 21:31:21 -0700

Royal________

Caribbean

Answer to What do people usually eat lying down?

Sat, 24 Mar 2012 21:30:57 -0700

What do people usually eat lying down?

Hopefully nothing that's a choking hazard.

Answer to Did your family ever forget your birthday?

Sat, 24 Mar 2012 21:30:15 -0700

Did your family ever forget your birthday?

Never, lucky me. Friends, on the other hand.

Answer to Do you look better with a beard/mustache, or without it?

Tue, 13 Mar 2012 23:17:39 -0700

Do you look better with a beard/mustache, or without it?

Better clean shaven.

Answer to Am I your HERO ?

Tue, 13 Mar 2012 23:15:09 -0700

Am I your HERO ?

What've you done for me lately?

Answer to What is the difference between yelling fire in a theater and Mormons bothering me?

Tue, 13 Mar 2012 23:12:09 -0700

What is the difference between yelling fire in a theater and Mormons bothering me?

Well, they're both annoying. Guess it's not that different.

Answer to Did you run a red light today?

Tue, 13 Mar 2012 23:11:31 -0700

Did you run a red light today?

Didn't drive.

Answer to Can a girl eat another girl out ?

Tue, 13 Mar 2012 23:11:11 -0700

Can a girl eat another girl out ?

Yeah, of course.

Answer to What food smell really smells BAD to you ?

Tue, 13 Mar 2012 23:07:49 -0700

What food smell really smells BAD to you ?

Durian durian durian!

Answer to Would you ever tattoo your kneecap? Have you?

Tue, 13 Mar 2012 23:04:09 -0700

Would you ever tattoo your kneecap? Have you?

Nope. Odd place.

Answer to Why do bad porn actresses stare at the camera?

Tue, 13 Mar 2012 23:03:35 -0700

Why do bad porn actresses stare at the camera?

POV shot.

Answer to How do single people get companionship if they don't marry? Do they have boyfriends/girlfriends?

Tue, 13 Mar 2012 23:03:00 -0700

How do single people get companionship if they don't marry? Do they have boyfriends/girlfriends?

Married or not, people still need friends.

Answer to __________ the sea

Tue, 13 Mar 2012 22:51:42 -0700

__________ the sea

Fish live in

Answer to Do you like when there are two questions in one? Why or why not?

Tue, 13 Mar 2012 22:51:14 -0700

Do you like when there are two questions in one? Why or why not?

Just like your question huh?

Answer to Do you find women with abs intimidating?

Tue, 13 Mar 2012 22:50:15 -0700

Do you find women with abs intimidating?

Just gross.

Answer to If everyone jumped in the ocean would you be the person who stayed on the beach and watched the wallets?

Tue, 13 Mar 2012 22:49:00 -0700

If everyone jumped in the ocean would you be the person who stayed on the beach and watched the wallets?

Ching ching!

Answer to Have you ever had an awesome conversation with an ex?

Tue, 13 Mar 2012 22:48:38 -0700

Have you ever had an awesome conversation with an ex?

I wish!

Answer to Some women become lesbians bcuz they don't want to tolerate and understand male differences. Agree?

Tue, 13 Mar 2012 22:47:28 -0700

Some women become lesbians bcuz they don't want to tolerate and understand male differences. Agree?

Yeah, that's about right.

Answer to When was the last time you went fishing? And Where did you go fishing? (catch anything)?

Tue, 13 Mar 2012 22:46:16 -0700

When was the last time you went fishing? And Where did you go fishing? (catch anything)?

I've never ever been!

Answer to Pick your _____. ??

Tue, 13 Mar 2012 22:45:14 -0700

Pick your _____. ??

Poison

Answer to What has the internet taken out of you?

Tue, 13 Mar 2012 22:41:47 -0700

What has the internet taken out of you?

Dignity

Answer to If I turned into a bug over night and you found me in the garden would you kill me :(

Tue, 13 Mar 2012 22:40:36 -0700

If I turned into a bug over night and you found me in the garden would you kill me :(

Very Kafkaesque.

Answer to what is your interpretation of common sense?

Tue, 13 Mar 2012 22:40:08 -0700

what is your interpretation of common sense?

You'd better know it!

Answer to Defend_____________?

Tue, 13 Mar 2012 22:39:47 -0700

Defend_____________?

The castle

Answer to Do you believe that Nancy Laura Spungen had an IQ of 172?...yes, the gf of Sid Vicious.

Tue, 13 Mar 2012 22:39:22 -0700

Do you believe that Nancy Laura Spungen had an IQ of 172?...yes, the gf of Sid Vicious.

Wasn't too smart to hook up with him.

Answer to complete the phrase: life would be better without...?

Tue, 13 Mar 2012 22:38:44 -0700

complete the phrase: life would be better without...?

Problems

Answer to Whitney Houston, dead at 48. Are you shocked?

Sat, 11 Feb 2012 19:25:47 -0800

Whitney Houston, dead at 48. Are you shocked?

Not the slightest.

Answer to when was the last time you had an icecream?

Sat, 11 Feb 2012 19:20:41 -0800

when was the last time you had an icecream?

3-4 days ago. I want some now!

Answer to I will survive. Will you?

Sat, 11 Feb 2012 19:15:41 -0800

I will survive. Will you?

Ditto!

Answer to What would you do if you were allergic to yourself?

Sat, 11 Feb 2012 19:13:03 -0800

What would you do if you were allergic to yourself?

I can't live with myself!

Answer to What's in your pocket?

Sat, 11 Feb 2012 19:12:44 -0800

What's in your pocket?

Empty, I'm at home.

Answer to What do you think is the most powerful weapon?

Sat, 11 Feb 2012 19:12:07 -0800

What do you think is the most powerful weapon?

Cheese.

Answer to Do women lie about there weight

Sat, 11 Feb 2012 19:11:29 -0800

Do women lie about there weight

Duh! Age too.

Answer to Could you love a person with no Thumbs

Sat, 11 Feb 2012 19:05:01 -0800

Could you love a person with no Thumbs

No thumbs up?

Answer to would you survive waking across country without money?

Sat, 11 Feb 2012 19:03:59 -0800

would you survive waking across country without money?

Survive, maybe. Wouldn't want to in any case.

Answer to Did you watch The Voice?

Sat, 11 Feb 2012 19:03:26 -0800

Did you watch The Voice?

I saw the first season

Answer to Is there facebook in Heaven?

Sat, 11 Feb 2012 18:58:39 -0800

Is there facebook in Heaven?

HaloBook?

Answer to Do you think you're in a cosmic joke?Is it a funny one?

Sat, 11 Feb 2012 18:57:39 -0800

Do you think you're in a cosmic joke?Is it a funny one?

Joke's on me!

Answer to Would you cruise on the loveboat? why?

Sat, 11 Feb 2012 18:57:17 -0800

Would you cruise on the loveboat? why?

I love cruises, but Princess lines is a bit too old for me.

Answer to What actually is Girl Power

Sat, 11 Feb 2012 18:56:28 -0800

What actually is Girl Power

Feminism for lazy chicks.

Answer to In "The Incredible Hulk" movie is Blonsky injected with the same serum that made Captain America?

Sat, 11 Feb 2012 18:55:56 -0800

In "The Incredible Hulk" movie is Blonsky injected with the same serum that made Captain America?

Nope. I'm pretty sure CA didn't turn green.

Answer to Whitney Houston, dead at 48. Are you shocked?

Sat, 11 Feb 2012 18:55:08 -0800

Whitney Houston, dead at 48. Are you shocked?

No Bodyguard remake, I'll tell you that.

Answer to Do you ever sleep?

Sat, 11 Feb 2012 18:54:40 -0800

Do you ever sleep?

I could always use more.

Answer to What do you feel the need to do right now?

Sat, 11 Feb 2012 18:54:17 -0800

What do you feel the need to do right now?

Bathroom break.

Answer to Does it creep you out knowing that you are basically a walking skeleton covered in flesh and blood?

Sat, 11 Feb 2012 18:53:45 -0800

Does it creep you out knowing that you are basically a walking skeleton covered in flesh and blood?

Isn't everyone?

Answer to What will be the expression on your face when you die?

Sat, 11 Feb 2012 18:53:27 -0800

What will be the expression on your face when you die?

Ideally, peace.

Answer to Do you leftovers?

Sat, 11 Feb 2012 18:53:08 -0800

Do you leftovers?

Eat them? Yes.

Answer to Have you ever bought something which had to be put together, saw the intricate directions, and cried?

Thu, 26 Jan 2012 21:57:31 -0800

Have you ever bought something which had to be put together, saw the intricate directions, and cried?

Everything but the crying.

Answer to What are you likely to refuse if you are offered it? Why?

Thu, 26 Jan 2012 21:57:08 -0800

What are you likely to refuse if you are offered it? Why?

Drugs, cigarettes, etc