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Would you consider dating me? So since I am dating you do I get a prize? I guess you are the prize:D <3

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Cadillac or Lexus? Cadillac Sedan hands down...

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Who is your favorite NHL team? Vancouver Canucks born and raised. Still waiting on that first cup.

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What are your favorite quotes? "Is Wayne Brady gonna have to choke a b!tch?"

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If your childhood had a taste, what would it be? What does molesta...never mind.

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On a scale of 1 - 10 rate your sarcastic personality? A lot.

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Have you ever crapped in your pants? Yes and I know you have to:D

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Do you wear camouflage? Only when not necessary.

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If you are a Canadian and you purchase items from a company operating in the USA, how do you deal with the "customs duty and brokerage fees" that are put on the shipment? They seem very excessive to me as a resident of the USA. Its annoying that we still pay so much more for goods when our currency is so close.

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Have you ever tried "Cheesing"? http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=cheesing

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If someone were to tell you that "You have a big heart", but then they tried their best to break it what would you do? I'd kick 'em squar' in the nuts.

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Everybody should have their own _____________. taser

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What movie have you watched WAY too many times? The Chronicles Of Riddick

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123 or 456? 123

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What's your favorite joke's punchline? (don't include the joke, just the punchline) Weapons Of Mass Destruction

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Can you complete this chat up line:"Im not the best looking guy in here,but I'm the only one...... here. So your choices are limited."

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How long do you have to wait before you get your driver's license after taking the test? This is very important to me. I don't want to have to worry about the law whenever I'm driving. You get a temp license right away so no worries.

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Fill in the blank: I blame the government for __________. Everything. Its just easier that way.

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Can i use black ink from the printer to give my self a tattoo You could but I don't think it would be overly beneficial to your health.

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Is there a test that can determine when was the last time someone smoked marijuana? Marijuana stays in your system for 30 days . All it takes is a simple urine test. So plan ahead lol.

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Where did you meet your boyfriend/girlfriend? I met my fiancee on Nexopia. How sad is that lol. Good thing shes freaking hot.

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Where do you run when there's no place to hide? Inside your mind...

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If You only had the choice of a Short Drop Hanging for execution Would you want it in Public? Of course. Let everyone see the cold reality that is life.

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Who is your favourite comedian? Current: Dane Cook All time: George Carlin

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What do you value most in a teacher? The ability to relate is key, imo

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If you could only listen to one song by Queen, and then never be able to listen to them again, which song would you choose? Live Forever.

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People opposed to disciplinary spanking: Are you against it because you were a victim of excessive childhood abuse? No, but striking a child just can't be good for them no matter what the instance and if all you can think of to do is to "spank" a child than you really shouldn't have children...ever...

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Besides Unidentified Flying Object, what could UFO stand for? Ultimatly F***ed Over

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What is it that rips a man apart and yet holds him together? Woman...

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Is God the ultimate puppet? You know the popes, saints, Apostles, etc. can make him talk and they know what he is saying but only they can get him to talk and he only says what they are thinking! What do you think? Basically the equivalent of an imaginary sock puppet, which is actually quite disturbing when you figure that over half the worlds population is religous.

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If you were to be executed would you: Rather Take a Short Drop Or a Long Drop? Make sure you get it right the first time. Long drop.

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Is it possible to make a cellphone usable again after it has been in water? If you dry all the parts than maybe other than that its garbage.

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Why must we bath everyday? Because its noticable....always...

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What country are you currently living in? I am Canadian

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If you wished to be any animal what would it be? Great white shark...

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How does one get tested for Alzheimer's? If you think you have alzheimer's than you prolly don't have it. If your looking for someone else than I don't know.

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In what circumstances would you condone vigilante justice? In most if not all circumstances.

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My girl of a year insists on talking to her x everyday, should i be worried? Unless they have kids stop that immediatly.

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Why would girls not want desperate guys? Why would a woman want a loser?

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If I find a dead squirrel (not run over, just dead) on the sidewalk, should I leave it for the flies and ants or do something else with it? If you feel comfortable moving it to the side than good for you, but if not than its not your problem.

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DOES A 68YR, OLD RETIRED MALE NEED TO BUY A FISHING LICENCES IN THE STATE OF INDIANA You just have to exchange it for your drivers license.

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My bf and I have been together for about 2 1/2 years. He have mentioned that he never wants to get married. I am not interested in marriage at this time but I would like to get married in the future. Am I wasting my time? If you don't want to get married right now why rush anything? Get what you can out of the relationship and if he still doesn't want to later, at least you had a great time in the mean time, than toss him aside and find someone that wants what you want.

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What is your favorite video game and what makes it so great? All time fav: Grand Theft Auto Franchise Current fav: Battlefield: Bad Company

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Will dogs mate if the female is not on heat. I think so. When I used to visit my grandparents their female dog was in heat and my female dog I assume was to crippled ever to be and they got it on a plenty. Well their dog seemed to do all the work...(Shudder)

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Today is my bf & I 2yr anniv. We've been having probems & he wants to have a break. I made him a beautiful video set to music of pictures of us. All he said was - 'that was sweet' not I love you. Does he wants to distance himself? How do i reply to him? Whats the point of being with someone who is going to treat all your efforts like that. You deserve to be with someone who appreciates you and all that you do. Someone like that is out there. Everyone deserves a first chance though...

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I get quite large yellow, black, and greenish bruises on my arm without hurting myself. How and why do I get them? How do I prevent them? and How do I make them go away once i have one? Masterbate less frequently. Trust me.

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Have you ever been to a petting zoo? If so, what were your favorite animals? Komodo Dragon

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ITS ALIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!, but what is it? I knew Christopher Reeves wasn't really dead.

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Can I get all the Browncoats out there to help us make a statement? (See my answer to this question for more). I'm down. I hear that a second movie is being made.

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Do you think typing "hmm" has a sexual innuendo attached to it? I do now.

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What will you give me? A short reply.

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Relationships ... what's in it for men? (No offense hun, just wanna see some good answers) A strong one means never having to hear "I gave you herpes."

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In your opinion, which are more majestic and beautiful? Wolves or Tigers? Tigers.

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What are some good Wii games? Right now all I have is Twilight Princess and Okami Resident Evil 4 Mario Party(Newest one) Super Paper Mario Mario Kart Super Smash Bros Brawl Metriod Prime

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Wat is the easilyest and fastest way 2 lose bags under ur eyes with out useing some kind of cream You just need a razor blade and a hot glue gun...

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Do you ever give anything to homeless people on the streets holding signs? What have you given? They have to earn it from me first.

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My slim playstation keeps saying when i put a disk in is no data read. If its a regular disc and its not burnt than clean it and if it still doesn't work than your boned.

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Standard text messaging rates apply, what does that mean? what does it mean if you a texting plan? It means whatever is standard for that praticular company.

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What would you choose to be your last meal? Pizza and ribs until I died from over-eating.

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Complete the following: When in doubt, ________________. ...get the fudge out.

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What are the dangers of taking HGH? There is theoretical concern that GH treatment may increase the risks of diabetes, especially in those with other predispositions treated with higher doses. One survey of adults who had been treated with replacement cadaver GH (which has not been used anywhere in the world since 1985) during childhood showed a mildly increased incidence of colon cancer, but linkage with the GH treatment was not...

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People in a relationship.... Would you invite your partner to this web site? Mine invited me:D.

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I'm having sex W/married man for a year now, we understand each other and love each other so much. He is a good man and she treats him so wrong, he wants to be with me and get married to me but i'm married too and i don't want to hurt my family? advice You to should get together because you sure deserve each other. I feel bad for both your families.

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How often does your body language send the wrong message? What does it wind up saying? Mine says that I'm lazy and out of shape when only the first is true. Curse my posture.

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Sports fans: Do you ever pray for a win? Never have never will, but the hockey gods better shine some light on the Canucks this year.

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Ive saved 516 dollars in change throughtout a course of five years how about you? 50 bucks in 6 months.

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Is life more bearable when you live in a delusion? Its must be if 4+ billion people already do it.

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A waitress at a bar gave me her number, I have called her once and texted her once, she has not responded, how long should I wait to call her again? Call once more. If you don't get an answer in a few days move on.

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How to discipline a one year old? Matches, lighter fluid, and a stuffed animal. -Its all part of the plan

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If you had the ability to harvest souls, would you use it? Of course. Who is first?

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Would you gouge your own eyes out to keep from seeing the true horrors of reality? I'd rather see it and after seeing it i'd prolly just go around gouging out other peoples eyes anyway. -Its all part of the plan

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A co-worker is calling my boyfriends cell phone. I called her back and told her not to call anymore.Then four days past and she called again. Is my boyfriend cheating? If not than your co-worker is psycho, but don't trust a BF that gives his number to female co-workers.

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I'm so hungry where should I stop for dinner tonight on my way home from work? Nothing beats a Subway/Quiznos sandwhich.

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Would you have any mercy for a bully who was being skinned alive by one of his own victims? Only because the victim took it past where it should have been. "I for an I" not "I for an imma skin your a$$" -Its all part of the plan

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Why doesn't anyone answers my questions but only one or two people? Because they are as good as this one. All it attracts is sarcasm. I like being the agent of sarcasm. -Its all part of the plan

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Which books would Answerbag users recommend? The Dark Tower Series by Stephen King. -Its all part of the plan

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First thing that comes to mind when I say "un-insured drivers"? An arm and a leg. -Its all part of the plan

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Even though I wear glasses, am i still attractive? Still as attractive as the day I met you.

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Who is the genius at Answerbag who put blue text on a blue background for the menu buttons on the front page? Lolz! I am that man.... I wish...

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What is the best diet trick you know? Putting down the fork. -Its all part of the plan

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If you had 20 dollars, what would you spend it on? I'd stick 'er in the bank and save it for our future:D. -Its all part of the plan

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I have reunited online with a friend from HS, it's been about 18 yrs since HS. We are hitting it off very well and have talked of meeting again. Do you think it's safe to meet up with someone you haven't seen for so long? I would think its safer meeting them than a total stranger, but you can trust anyone now a days. -Its all part of the plan

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What really really pisses you off big time? The guy that just asked girls to send pictures to his cell phone.

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Would u stay with a guy if he makes you happy and fits all your criteria but just not good looking? You don't have to be good looking to be sexually attractive.

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Why would cities want to host the Olympic Games? Money...

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Do u want a solution to ur legs smell? (use babys powder in between the toes) comment? Deodorant stick works well also.

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Can a 18 year old female date a 16 year old male in the state of Florida? Datings not illegal. If they had sex and someone busted them than maybe.

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Hi every1 how many times have u had a hang over so far in your life? Twice.

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Would you date a vile demon lord from the eternal abyss, who decorates his durance with the flesh of the innocent and blood of the insane? Only if he puts down the toilet seat.

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How should i prove or tell my partener i am realy in love with them? Do the most selfless thing you can think of or take a swig from an antique deit coke like my girlfriend. -Its all part of the plan

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What do you do when you're @ work but you're so tired you can barely keep your eyes open? Caffeine pills, pop, energy drinks, loud ipod.

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If you could change one thing about your past, what would it be? Instead I'd go back in time and kick myself in the balls the first time I procrastinated.

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Would you tear the face off of your enemy and wear it as a token of your victory? I once wore a girls head as a hat through 3 states. -Its all part of the plan

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Why are peanuts always salted? Why are they never sugared? Doesn't honey roasted count as sugared?

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What can u do if u find out that ur best friends girlfriend loves you? Make sure she never gets your number. I made that mistake once lol... -Its all part of the plan

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When was the last time you ate a peanut butter and jelly(pbj)? You should know, you made it for me the last time:D

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What are TV's most memorable moments? 1969 first man on the moon. 2004 Justin Timberlake flashing Janet Jackson's breast at the superbowl. Nuff said...

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What level are you on, on answerbag? 1

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Does it take you longer to get to work or to get home, or the same both ways? It takes me like 25 minutes to walk to work and 15 to walk home. Go figure. -Its all part of the plan

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What is the easiyest position in foot beides the kicker Corner was the easiest, imo. All I ever had to do was line up on the right and rush the QB.

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Which do you think would be easiest to do, Skateboard or Inline Skate? Im 6 foot 1 Inch tall. I'm the same height and I find inline skating easier. Than again I never really understood how to make a skateboard work. -Its all part of the plan

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Guys do you let girls win when you play them in pool? The hottest thing a girl can do is beat me at pool straight up.

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Just so you guys know, John Cena and Randy Orton are best friends. Cena was Orton's best man at his wedding. In other news, wrestling is fake.

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Which sport do you wish you could win GOLD in the Olympics for your country? I would love to bring the Olympic gold home to Canada in the sport of Mens Hockey.

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My b/f says that his ogling of women is only because he is a ppl watcher & I am over the top jealous for getting upset..if not how do I help him understand I feel I should let you know that if you believe that you might as well stay because theres just no helping you. -Its all part of the plan

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If you were Jesus would you be alittle freaked out on how many people would follow you and dress like you and even nail themselfs to a cross for you? Would you find that annoying? Does he secretly get pissed off when people do that? What do you think? I think he would be more annoyed with the people that carry out horrible things in his name. I think he'd look at what religion has become and feel disgusted. -Its all part of the plan

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If a river of blood really existed, would you fish or go swimming in it? I don't swim in your toilet so don't pee in our bloody river... I'd fish and see what comes out before I decide on swimming in it. -Its all part of the plan

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Should the NHL shorten its regular season so the NHL playoffs will not be competing with the NBA playoffs? Anyone that would watch the NBA over the NHL isn't wanted as a fan.

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What's up with Chris Simon these days? Is he just a very slow learner? Chris Simon is mentally unstable, plain and simple. He can't control his anger on or off the ice. Its evident in the 8 suspensions(65 games) and the fact that even the Islanders wouldn't resign him shows what the North American hockey world thinks of him. -Its all part of the plan

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Canada beat the US 5-4 in hockey today. How does this make you feel? It makes me feel good. Its Canada's sport for a reason and I love that its the greatest sport on earth. -Its all part of the plan.

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Do you bite your nails, if so, why? I started chewing the cuffs of sweatshirts and than it moved onto fingernails. If I think about it I don't really do it, but when you get bored it just seems to happen. I think theres some coating that you can put on that makes them taste awful, but doesn't have a bad smell or a gross look. Than again I was never eating them. -Its all part of the plan