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Should we consider the rights of animals to be comparable to those of homo sapiens?
Even better.........straight sapiens.............what's next, buddy? Consent of the tree for plucking an apple?
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How come the price of alcohol at a bar is 5 times or more higher than the same thing bought at a supermarket?
Simply because of the chick who would be sitting at the bar two stools away from you, she would also be getting more beautiful by every sip that you take
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What do you do when you are really bored?
Suffer boredom!
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The evening was going well until _______.
Ning left...
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Where is Louis Vuitton made?
ebay.
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Do you like Police Officers?
Depends on whom to be charged.
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My boyfriend smokes but is desperately trying to quit. How can I help?
That's simple; if he keeps inhaling, you stop blowing!
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What movie haven't you seen that you are really looking forward to seeing?
The "Coming Soon to A Theater Near You".
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Why has religion been most influential in regions that have poor, ignorant inhabitants?
Maybe, only maybe, because the poor ignorant inhabitants are more religious!
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What wouldn't you be caught dead wearing?
A fake smile!
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What are you constantly in need of?
Satiation!
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How important do you think you are?
How dare you ask me this question?
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Who calls the shots in your house?
My neighbour's lifestyle!
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What past U.S President would you want to share a beer with?
There is a long list to drink the beer myself and give them the bottle!!
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How do today's Hollywood stars compare to Elizabeth Taylor?
Alive!
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There is a store that has everything you have ever lost. What is the first thing you want to reclaim?
my innocence.
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Germans are best known for _________
Germs???...?
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What would you want as the cause of your death?
I wish I could die of joy; the kinda joy one feels upon his enemies death!
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What is something that you have to see in order to believe?
My thoughts!
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Has there ever been a story about you in the newspaper?
The story of my life is being printed on flyers on a weekly basis.
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What is something a woman would say but a man wouldn't?
Do you love her?
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What is something you hated as a child, but you enjoy now?
Making a child!
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What is your favorite relaxing drink?
My tears!
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March is the month to _______.
march!
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Royal Wedding Fever: Do you care about Prince William and Kate Middleton's wedding?
UKh
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Is television getting worse?
Only because the worst is being televised. That's all!
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What are some of your favorite one-liners in any of movies you have seens?
The End
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How many roads must a man walk down, before you call him a man?
She wouldn't care a bit, when he's walking down the aisle.
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What do you call a route of many roads leading from nowhere to nothing?
Autobiography
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What is the best route to the truth?
detour
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What is one word that sums up your life as a whole?
is "dead-end" one word?
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What's the most sensible thing you've ever heard anyone say?
Me too.
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Do you believe in open relationships?
Depends on which side it opens!
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Do you think it's necessary to get married?
You don't usually "think" before marriage!
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What have you built or made with your own hands?
My own misery!
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In the time of great sorrow, would you kindly justify a direction for me to suicide without burdening my beloved wife and daughter?
As long as you care for them, you are not suicidal. Don't kid a kidder!
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Does money make you happy? is it neccessary to keep chasing more when you have enough to survive comfortably?
Yes, it does. Does it keep me happy? No!
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Is your personality the same online and offline?
I have a more effective firewall, offline!
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What do we need in order to be happy ?
Our needs!
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What's an opinion or belief that you hold with which many people probably disagree?
This one: Many people are disagreeable!
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Who really discovered America?
She was never covered to be discovered, neither was she hidden or lost to be found.
The land was invaded. I...N...V...A...D...E...D. Everyone fills up the blank to his/her own liking.
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I'm a white woman in love with a black man. What challenges should I be prepared to face both internally and externally in our relationship?
Few inches!
Please forgive my seemingly rude, otherwise statistically proven remark.
On a more serious observation, this is the way I see it: The real challenge will be faced by your children...
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Are you internally inclined to externally decline?
I think you are a realistically idealist than an idealistically realist.
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What is the biggest challenge today's teenagers have to face during those teen years?
Being a teenager!
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Is the government doing enough to ensure our nation's infrastructure (levees, bridges, etc.) is safe?
Levees and bridges are made and broken. A nation's true infrastructure is its spirit. Is your government maintaining it?
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They are saying this recession ended in June 2009. I say they are crazy! Did I miss something?
Was it really a recession, or was it in fact a financial meltdown?
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Do you think the United Nations is of any use to anyone?
It is. To the Dunkin' Donuts store across the street.
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Why do Jews blow the rams horn? Does it have to do with the age of Aries the ram?
Because its easier to sell the ram horn on the Antique Roadshow, than selling a sax,etc.
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What do you hope will NOT happen today?
Tomorrow!
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Is sex safe?
Safe sex, is.
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how do you make your penis from 3 inches to 15 inches
Measure it 5 times.
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My girlfriend bought chunky peanut butter. I eat creamy peanut butter. Should she die?
I'm a chunky myself with a creamy g/f. Let's swap the bitches.
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What is a symbol to represent America?
A portrait of Marx bailing out Adam Smith.
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Imagine you're you.
It's funny. It happens every time I go in front of a mirror, then I'd say: "nah, I must be imagining!"
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What kind of criminal do you most want behind bars?
Lawyers
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How important is forgiveness in human relationships?
I don't ask for her forgiveness. Can't she at least try to forget what I did over 30 years ago?!
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Who do you think can beat Obama in 2012 on the Republican side? In my opinion, the only Republicrats who have a chance to beat him and throw him out of
My heart goes out to GOP folks who are stuck with a retired porn star look-alike,called Palin; a maniac called Limbaugh, and a zambie called Jindal. Good Luck...
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What is the funniest thing you've ever put in your purse?
My paycheck. ( Actually, in my pocket!)
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What is there not enough of in the world?
Abundance.
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Do you think the Mosque near Ground Zero is truly intended as a place of worship, or simply an Islamic political victory front?
Everything in Islam is political. It's a political religion.
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Are women's rights equal?
Some say it's equal, but not similar. Whatever it means...
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Is it legal to carry a stun gun in Missouri?
But how can you possibly stun an already-stunned Republican there?
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Is it legal to carry a gun in public without a concealed carry license?
Logically,I assume it's legal to carry it in sight by someone who doesn't have a license to hide it!!
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Recently, an Arizona politician proposed a bill that would make it legal for college students over the age of 21 who have "concealed-carry" liscenses to be able to carry their concealed weapon on school grounds.....Do you like this idea? Why or why not?
Who should care about guns? It's the bullet which kills.
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Do you think single-sex schools are better for students than co-ed schools in grades K-12?
Only if half of the students shave their leg, and the other half keep spitting all day.
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What is the funniest question ever asked on Answerbag?
What is the funniest question ever asked on Answerbag!
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It has been five years since Hurricane Katrina. What lesson did you learn from that experience?
Living in the rich neighborhood.
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Apparently 1 in 5 Americans still believe President Obama is a Muslim. How can that lie still be alive and well?
By the conspiratorial efforts by the sixth American.
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What is the superstition behind Friday the 13th?
Saturday the 14th.
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Does anyone have a problem with reverse polarity from the stars that make our thinking predominantly opposite of the formidable years?
Of course not, Are you kidding me? I usually have no problem, when I don't understand the question.
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What was the last thing you dropped or spilled on your keyboard?
My precious time!
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What is Ramadan / Ramzan?
To the westerners it's only another reminder of the virtue of oil, and wickedness of terrorists.
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Do you think fishing is inhumane?
Not so much as hunger!
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Do you think the bombing of Hiroshima and Nagasaki was necessary or genocide?
It looks like a genocide for the number( of dead per bomb! ), and necessary to proclaim America's military supremacy!
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If we end up not 'winning' the Afghan war but just leaving, would that be considered a loss to us, like some consider Vietnam?
This time though just walk out. Don't run. Try to look cool, and casual. Don't rush out, and when you are on your way home; go on a short excursion over Iran, for dropping just a few bombs here and there in that barbaric country. Why not a quick tour to N. Korea, then. You see; this way you will be giving the troops the necessary adjustment time before reintroducing them to the civilized...
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Why should parents take parenting classes?
Because children are not born with an instruction book attached to them.
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what do you think are the last thoughts o someone who knows they are going to die?
They think : "why these @#!$ing bastards wanna know what I'm thinking about? Can't I have some privacy at last?"
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Is it bad to belive in God but not go to church or read the bible??
What does God have to do with church, or Bible?
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this guy wants me to prove to him i'm different from other girls. and why he should date me. what do i say?
Just tell him he can have sex with you while you are cooking a meal for him, or when you are doing his laundry, or sewing his socks. Or even better, tell him you can't wait for jumping into bed with him after a long tiresome day at work, where you try to make some money for his booze, and dope. How about that!
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If a nuclear bomb exploded in NY or DC and there was evidence that it was the work of rogue elements in the govt of Iran or North Korea (or at least the rogue elements passed the weapon to terrorists), what should the US do?
Making "Operation El Dorado Canyon" look like a child game.
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Which of the recent presidents would you want to be in the hot seat with 12 min. to decide how to respond to an apparent nuclear attack?
There is no such thing as a "response" to a nuclear attack. And I don't know how they are different from one another in their instinctive reactionary system.
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How long do you think the War On Terrorism will continue to be?
All depends on the definition of terrorism.
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What is your favorite memory of the beach?
It's the sun of a beach
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Does anybody really know why we are in Afghanistan?
Because the Vietnam war is over!
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What did you learn from your first summer job?
...That winter is better.
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Why is viagra blue?
To reflect that awkward instantaneous feeling of void which follows the ejaculation. Or is it me, only?!!
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Why are Greeks so dark? Are they Europeans?
Stop it, you silly. This is not Answerfag.com!
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Would you have liked to be your own child?
Nope! I need more allowance, as a child!
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Is anyone else tired of people who cite Wikipedia as if it were an actual authority?
I call them wikilectuals!
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Who's to blame for the resurgence of the Taliban in Afghanistan?
Partly, the Pakistan's army.
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What were women's rights in Afghanistan prior to the Taliban?
Despite popular belief the puppet governments which were set up by the support of the Soviet Union, made substantial improvement on the women's status, and their equality. It is true that Afghanistan is a tribal society, but the Afghan women were never suppressed in the past as much as they are now.
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Are summer jobs good for teenagers?
only on rainy days!
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How did the Father's Day tradition start?
An intercourse!
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Two things you can't live without?
Saturday, and Sunday.
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Two things you can't live without?
Saturday, and Sunday.
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Who was America`s greatest president after Ronald Reagan?
Reagan was the last president of the United States...Make it the real president...
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What is the secular argument against gays in the military?
The enemy appearing as cute!
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What is that one thing you cannot live with?
My death!
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Would you rather have a male boss or a female boss or doesn't it matter and why?
Why are you making a distinction between a bitch, and her son?
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Two things you can't live without?
Me, and myself.
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would your work for a boss who stares at your breasts?
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would your work for a boss who stares at your breasts?
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Which team do you support in the 2010 soccer World Cup?
The winner.
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Which team do you support in the 2010 soccer World Cup?
The Fans!
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Would life be better without celebrities?
It would be better without worshiping them.
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half of 1% is?
Insignificant
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How do I stop my sisters bullying me
Let me only guess. None of them has a boyfriend!
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What do you think of Ann Coulter's latest diddy? " Jews need to be "perfected" by becoming Christians..."
OK! But how do you undo the circumcision?!
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A 20+ year study has found children of lesbian parents have fewer behavioral issues than their traditionally raised peers. Thoughts?
CNN also said Saddam had nukes!
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I am 23 weeks pregnant and just recently used cocaine 6 times. How can this afftect my unborn child? If I don't use again can baby be okay?
The last thing you need is my, or that of anyone else, preaching. See a doctor, for a medical advice.
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What do troops do to relax in Iraq?
Thinking about the senators' sons serving in the National Guard.
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My girlfriend wants to go visit another man in another country. I was aware of his existence and she never hid that from me. However, she said it was over and she needs closure. She says she loves me and is committed to me! Am I being a fool? Any advice?
You are only helpless. A fool, will pay for her trip.
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Which country will you never go to or visit and why?
The Soviet Union. Because, unfortunately, exists no more!
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Will you give your life to Jesus today?
You just missed it by one day. My problem was solved early in the morning today. Until the next one...
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How do i send cookies to troops?
I've heard their computers don't allow cookies, for obvious security reasons!!!
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What do troops do to relax in Iraq?
I know you want me say "they shoot civilians", but I won't.
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What in your opinion, is the most fair and permanent solution for the Arab-Israeli conflict in the Middle East ?
The best solution?
Let both sides on their own. No protection, objection, encouragement,or deterrence for either side.
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What is the Arab-Israeli conflict?
One side Arab, the other Israeli.
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Why is Lady Justice a lady?
To blame the unjust judgments on her "time of the month".
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What does the blindfold on lady justice symbolize?
An excuse for wrong deliveries.
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What would you say to the parents of the 2-year-old who smokes 40 cigarettes a day?
Do you have a lighter, please?
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What does the child within you long for?
"The" endless cake.
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Adults, what is your view of an adult who actively prefers the company of children?
A Catholic view.
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Do you need God or does God need you?
It's a mutual misunderstanding.
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What really happens after life?
A lot of things happen[in the world] after[one's] life; things such as funeral, burial, fighting over inheritance, and occasionally being remembered or missed, But the dead won't notice because (s)he is dead. How did you like my mundane answer to your philosophical question?
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Does prayer heal the sick?
Prayers can heal. Quite accidentally.
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If you had a chance to name America, what name would you give it?
Titanic. You could have called it Titania for the ring to it.
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What is the most important invention in the history of the world?
religions, for better or worse!
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What is the most important invention in the history of the world?
Etiquette.
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Is it a sin for Catholic men to see women in bikinis at the beach?
Not if she is accompanied by a young boy.
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How important is a politican's private life?
It depends on the importance of my privacy, and protection of which, in his policies.
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Why every Muslim had become terrorist in every bodies eyes?
Maybe only in the eyes of those who misspell. I know; you were in a hurry. You were chasing a Muslim!. Otherwise you would have written: In everybody's eyes.
Peace, Shalom, Salaamun Alaikum...
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Every _______ has its _______.
this
that
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What's in the news lately that really gets you agitated for whatever reason?
Recycling. Which is repetition of the same item over, and over, and over...
That's why I have quit watching TV.
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what is a stock market ? please let me know
A bankers', or brokers' casino.
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What do women really want for Mother's Day?
Attention.
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Atheists-what can turn you to a theist?
An eraser!
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What is Sophia Loren famous for?
Making an otherwise mismatch marriage work.
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what are some ways to guarantee a sucessful first date?
Sometimes, a no show would be the best thing ever happened.
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When I see someone who is more talented in something than I am, I totally lose my confidence. Why?
Well my friend, that's the way the talented folks keep the gap with the rest of the people; by making them feel inferior.
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Why do men INSIST on believing that their sexual ability is everything to a woman?
It's a general belief, based on a general demand.
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Will the world go to war against America & Israel?
The world will go to war because of Israel, and America.
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Why do men INSIST on believing that their sexual ability is everything to a woman?
Because as soon as we find out that the "other organ" functions well, we can give a rest to the main one which contains the grey material. It's called the"BRAIN"; ladies.
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Do you think the police watch Answerbag?
They do it digitally, time of winding up has long past. You know!!
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Please indicate your gender when answering this question: Will you marry a virgin?
srosa has correctly pointed out a grammatical error. My question should read as: Would you marry a virgin.
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What evidence of God is there?
The "Order Of The Things", as I call them is the most visible sign of the existence of God, for me. Let me explain it to you , my dear; no matter how chaotic my life appears to be, or how cluttered, my mundane affairs seem to naked eyes, I still receive my goddamn bills on a heavenly order each single month. There has to be a God; not a very kind, and considerate, but orderly in His own...
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Can we erase the fear of Islamophobia in our society?
Oh yes, that's simple. As soon as they adopt a civilized behavior they will be accepted into western societies. They have to understand that men and women have equal rights; they should stop stoning people to death; they have to, at least, start to understand basic concept of Human Rights and Freedom and so forth. Since 9/11 the ball is in their field.
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Most people on the Internet say that gay marriage should be allowed. Then why is most legislation in the US passed against gay marriage??? The numbers don't add up.
You do not suggest that majority of "surfers" are gay. Do you?!!
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My boyfriend tries to have sex with me and i never want him touching me. I say stuff to him while we're having sex like..(it does'nt feel right), (are u done yet). am i gay? i love him but i just dont want to have sex with him why?
No dear, you are not gay. You are just acting prematurely as if you are already married for some time!!
On a more serious note, however, you should do some solid thinking before you make any decision to have a long-term plan with this fellow.
Are you sure that you are not confusing love with dependence?
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Is it my imagination or not? - By some Questions, Answers and many Comments, McCain supporters seem a little more aggressive by their tone and response than those who support Obama, who seem to be a little more passive > If so, what does this tell us? ;)
Maybe because of confidence and intelligence on the part of Obama's supporters.
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