Answerbag: dkat's answers

Answer to What's the first thing the comes to your mind when you think of Germany, other than the two World Wars?

Tue, 21 Sep 2010 06:21:16 -0700

What's the first thing the comes to your mind when you think of Germany, other than the two World Wars?

SAP

Answer to i have a eviction question!?

Thu, 01 Jul 2010 08:55:41 -0700

i have a eviction question!?

Ok!

Answer to Can I get a "What What"?

Thu, 13 May 2010 11:17:14 -0700

Can I get a "What What"?

Nope, nope!

Answer to What advice would you give this year's university or college graduates?

Wed, 12 May 2010 10:31:35 -0700

What advice would you give this year's university or college graduates?

Use suncreen.

Answer to Why does family have the right to make desision on your behave like with marriage

Mon, 10 May 2010 10:38:10 -0700

Why does family have the right to make desision on your behave like with marriage

Your family has no say in who you marry. You are the one in the marriage, not them.

Answer to What was the best meal your mother ever made?

Mon, 10 May 2010 10:31:21 -0700

What was the best meal your mother ever made?

Meatloaf!

Answer to It's time to change __________.

Mon, 03 May 2010 07:06:53 -0700

It's time to change __________.

My tampon!

Answer to Your car was destroyed and your insurance company said they would buy a new one of the same Make for less than $50.000 what would you get?

Thu, 29 Apr 2010 05:58:56 -0700

Your car was destroyed and your insurance company said they would buy a new one of the same Make for less than $50.000 what would you get?

$50 is all they are willing to spend. That will only buy a tank of gas!

Answer to im 19 year old girl with red hair and found some white hairs!!!!! am i going grey?

Wed, 28 Apr 2010 12:17:40 -0700

im 19 year old girl with red hair and found some white hairs!!!!! am i going grey?

Sounds like it to me!

Answer to What are the advantages of delegating tasks?

Wed, 28 Apr 2010 12:15:58 -0700

What are the advantages of delegating tasks?

Someone else is doing your work, so you get to go home early!

Answer to What is the single word that matters you the most?

Wed, 21 Apr 2010 12:11:05 -0700

What is the single word that matters you the most?

Job!

Answer to Why do people trap animals?

Thu, 08 Apr 2010 09:48:16 -0700

Why do people trap animals?

They're hungry!

Answer to Will the world come to an end in 2012?

Thu, 08 Apr 2010 09:09:55 -0700

Will the world come to an end in 2012?

Yes it is. I have it scheduled on my calendar with a 15 minute pop-up reminder so I am not late!

Answer to i have a small hard bump under my skin..what is it?

Wed, 07 Apr 2010 10:48:34 -0700

i have a small hard bump under my skin..what is it?

It's your twin!

Answer to Do you do household chores in the nude?

Wed, 07 Apr 2010 10:06:56 -0700

Do you do household chores in the nude?

Only when I am cleaning the shower!

Answer to a little help please..

Wed, 07 Apr 2010 08:09:16 -0700

a little help please..

What pic?

Answer to Have you ever hurt yourself on purpose? If yes, what did you do and why?

Wed, 24 Mar 2010 09:24:46 -0700

Have you ever hurt yourself on purpose? If yes, what did you do and why?

One time I put a piece of tabacco in my eye to irratate it. I then went to the school nurses office and she said that I had pink eye and had to go home. So sad!

Answer to I'm might be pregnant. I'm not going to speak to a doctor or take a test. Can you, random strangers of the internet, tell me all about it?

Mon, 22 Mar 2010 11:34:20 -0700

I'm might be pregnant. I'm not going to speak to a doctor or take a test. Can you, random strangers of the internet, tell me all about it?

My crystal ball will not accept this question again!

Answer to Why can't you see the air?

Fri, 19 Mar 2010 09:12:03 -0700

Why can't you see the air?

You can't??? I can!

Answer to Okeigh sew my boyfriend masturbates way too much what can I do about dis?

Fri, 19 Mar 2010 08:43:03 -0700

Okeigh sew my boyfriend masturbates way too much what can I do about dis?

Join him!

Answer to Sew if I forgets how to breathe whats do I do? How dos I remember to breath?

Fri, 19 Mar 2010 07:41:49 -0700

Sew if I forgets how to breathe whats do I do? How dos I remember to breath?

I'm surprised you know how to breathe now!

Answer to My husband wants me to stop coloring my hair and let it go completely gray! Should I be worried about him? LOL

Fri, 19 Mar 2010 07:08:50 -0700

My husband wants me to stop coloring my hair and let it go completely gray! Should I be worried about him? LOL

I don't have any hair due to alopecia and my husband still loves me! Does hair really matter??

Answer to how do you find a carpenter ant queen?

Thu, 18 Mar 2010 13:07:21 -0700

how do you find a carpenter ant queen?

She is the one that is wearing the crown!

Answer to Sharp pain in my heart

Thu, 18 Mar 2010 13:03:51 -0700

Sharp pain in my heart

Suggestion - see a doctor!

Answer to i need helpp i need to stop thinking about justin bieber i lovee him so much!! please can someone help?

Thu, 18 Mar 2010 11:46:15 -0700

i need helpp i need to stop thinking about justin bieber i lovee him so much!! please can someone help?

Who?

Answer to What is your favorite HBO or SHOWTIME series? Dexter, True Blood, Curb your enthusiasm, Californication, etc?

Thu, 18 Mar 2010 08:47:12 -0700

What is your favorite HBO or SHOWTIME series? Dexter, True Blood, Curb your enthusiasm, Californication, etc?

HBO - Six Feet Under!

Answer to is it young to have sex at 16

Thu, 18 Mar 2010 08:19:29 -0700

is it young to have sex at 16

If you are asking, then yes. Age has nothing to do with having sex. It is depends if you are physically and mentally ready!

Answer to Can you get pregnant from non-penatrive sex??

Thu, 18 Mar 2010 08:17:17 -0700

Can you get pregnant from non-penatrive sex??

Go take a sex ed class!

Answer to Is it possible to get pregnant on the day of ovulation?

Tue, 16 Mar 2010 11:09:00 -0700

Is it possible to get pregnant on the day of ovulation?

Isn't that the point??????

Answer to what is the function of tissue?

Tue, 16 Mar 2010 10:13:18 -0700

what is the function of tissue?

blow your nose and remove make-up

Answer to How should you react when someone tells you, "Kiss my ass"?

Tue, 16 Mar 2010 09:24:45 -0700

How should you react when someone tells you, "Kiss my ass"?

Tell them to bend over...

Answer to Previous owner painted something on the w/room window to get a privacy effect. How can we remove this to restore the natural window?

Mon, 15 Mar 2010 12:20:33 -0700

Previous owner painted something on the w/room window to get a privacy effect. How can we remove this to restore the natural window?

A new window?

Answer to Should you tell a guy you have been dating your real age if you are older than him?

Mon, 15 Mar 2010 10:48:49 -0700

Should you tell a guy you have been dating your real age if you are older than him?

Nothing like starting a new relationship with a lie!

Answer to What is something nice you did today?

Thu, 11 Mar 2010 13:59:45 -0800

What is something nice you did today?

Leave work. It was time to go!

Answer to How can i gain more muscle?

Thu, 11 Mar 2010 13:51:40 -0800

How can i gain more muscle?

Sure - let me call a few of my homies and you will have all the muscle you want!

Answer to What is life really all about to you?

Thu, 11 Mar 2010 13:28:35 -0800

What is life really all about to you?

Of course it's all about me - who else would it be about. It's my life!

Answer to Suppose you could take a pill that made you not regret any decisions. Would you take it?

Thu, 11 Mar 2010 13:27:39 -0800

Suppose you could take a pill that made you not regret any decisions. Would you take it?

No - I would not take any pill for that cause I do not regret anything that I have done in mylife. Nor, am I sorry for anything either!

Answer to Anybody want a "free cat"?

Thu, 11 Mar 2010 08:23:38 -0800

Anybody want a "free cat"?

Awwww - poor kitty!

Answer to How to watch American Dad Season 5?

Thu, 11 Mar 2010 08:18:00 -0800

How to watch American Dad Season 5?

Sit on the couch, turn the TV on and tune to the channel it's on and watch it!

Answer to Are you a good secret Keeper? As in can you keep a secret?

Thu, 11 Mar 2010 07:36:28 -0800

Are you a good secret Keeper? As in can you keep a secret?

Sure! Tell, tell, tell....

Answer to How do I keep Grandma from sniffing the dog's butt?

Tue, 09 Mar 2010 10:39:47 -0800

How do I keep Grandma from sniffing the dog's butt?

Does she try to hump the dog too???? Or just your leg?

Answer to How do we KNOW that the END is NEAR? Any evidence?

Tue, 09 Mar 2010 10:37:12 -0800

How do we KNOW that the END is NEAR? Any evidence?

All 3 of my cats ran away!

Answer to what is it all about?

Tue, 09 Mar 2010 08:35:38 -0800

what is it all about?

Depends what "it" is.

Answer to If you were an expert chef, what would your specialty be?

Tue, 09 Mar 2010 08:34:54 -0800

If you were an expert chef, what would your specialty be?

Grilled cheese!

Answer to im 7 days late and have period like symtoms but no period could i be pregnant??

Mon, 08 Mar 2010 10:21:33 -0800

im 7 days late and have period like symtoms but no period could i be pregnant??

Take a test and find out!

Answer to what's the color of your undies?

Fri, 05 Mar 2010 10:21:50 -0800

what's the color of your undies?

I don't wear them!

Answer to What are some fun and simple things I can do with peanut butter?

Fri, 05 Mar 2010 10:09:46 -0800

What are some fun and simple things I can do with peanut butter?

Rub it on you and have someone else lick it off!

Answer to When do you think the world is going to end? Why?

Fri, 05 Mar 2010 08:03:27 -0800

When do you think the world is going to end? Why?

When I die the world will end for me!

Answer to Why do we get angry?

Fri, 05 Mar 2010 07:57:39 -0800

Why do we get angry?

Because we can't be happy all the time!

Answer to Can Two Play At That Game?

Fri, 05 Mar 2010 07:57:19 -0800

Can Two Play At That Game?

The more the better!

Answer to When falling asleep, my bf makes jerky, rapid movements. He told me that his father also suferrs from this. Do you know how to prevent it?

Thu, 04 Mar 2010 11:21:44 -0800

When falling asleep, my bf makes jerky, rapid movements. He told me that his father also suferrs from this. Do you know how to prevent it?

Give him a few muscle relaxers and he won't jerk in his sleep!

Answer to Why does my retired husband think I work for him?

Thu, 04 Mar 2010 11:11:28 -0800

Why does my retired husband think I work for him?

Was it in the contract?

Answer to So... What do you think about the political situation in Asia?

Thu, 04 Mar 2010 11:09:56 -0800

So... What do you think about the political situation in Asia?

I don't...

Answer to how can i get sleep with like 20 kids at my house every night?

Thu, 04 Mar 2010 11:07:26 -0800

how can i get sleep with like 20 kids at my house every night?

Send them to grandmoms!

Answer to How is Play Doh Marketed?

Thu, 04 Mar 2010 11:06:37 -0800

How is Play Doh Marketed?

By Homer Simpson - Doh!

Answer to im really hungry and have nothing to eat atm... what can i do besides not think about it?

Thu, 04 Mar 2010 11:01:09 -0800

im really hungry and have nothing to eat atm... what can i do besides not think about it?

Drink lots of beer!

Answer to why does my cat bite me whenever I shout?

Thu, 04 Mar 2010 11:00:29 -0800

why does my cat bite me whenever I shout?

Cause you are too loud and he is trying to get some sleep! Damn humans!

Answer to What would be The most painful way to die

Thu, 04 Mar 2010 08:43:15 -0800

What would be The most painful way to die

I would say being burned!

Answer to I need help figuring out how to put a CSS layout onto a webs (freewebs) site

Thu, 04 Mar 2010 08:21:55 -0800

I need help figuring out how to put a CSS layout onto a webs (freewebs) site

What is your url and I can take a look at the code?

Answer to have i got a sexualy transmitted infection?

Thu, 04 Mar 2010 08:15:23 -0800

have i got a sexualy transmitted infection?

Cooties!

Answer to i masterbate a lot and i am 13 is that bad and can it affect my dick?

Thu, 04 Mar 2010 08:09:50 -0800

i masterbate a lot and i am 13 is that bad and can it affect my dick?

I'm wonderng how this relates to the credit/loan category???? Are you making alot of deposits???

Answer to HELP!!! Am I pregnant?

Thu, 04 Mar 2010 08:03:34 -0800

HELP!!! Am I pregnant?

Take a test and find out! My crystal ball is not working right now!

Answer to Do you think there is life after death? Really?

Thu, 04 Mar 2010 07:23:09 -0800

Do you think there is life after death? Really?

Why don't you find out and let us know!

Answer to Anybody know what is CLOUD COUNTING? (businesss perspective)

Thu, 04 Mar 2010 06:10:55 -0800

Anybody know what is CLOUD COUNTING? (businesss perspective)

All the managers go outside for a meeting and count as many clouds as they can. This will determine the number of employees that will be laid off at the end of the week!

Answer to How would you fall asleep?

Wed, 03 Mar 2010 11:51:26 -0800

How would you fall asleep?

Pills work!

Answer to What do parents moniter what children are listening to ? At a certain age kids should be able to choose what they are aloud to listen to !!!

Wed, 03 Mar 2010 11:50:47 -0800

What do parents moniter what children are listening to ? At a certain age kids should be able to choose what they are aloud to listen to !!!

If they are paying the bills and supporting you- they can monitor anything they want!

Answer to why can't i open web page in normal mode i keep getting unable to display page

Wed, 03 Mar 2010 11:49:58 -0800

why can't i open web page in normal mode i keep getting unable to display page

Maybe your computer is not connected to the internet!

Answer to Is anyone here from Missouri?

Wed, 03 Mar 2010 11:33:27 -0800

Is anyone here from Missouri?

Nope!

Answer to in a square made of 4 squares made of 4 squares each, how many squares are there?

Wed, 03 Mar 2010 11:33:05 -0800

in a square made of 4 squares made of 4 squares each, how many squares are there?

Draw it out and then count them all - I just did! EASY!

Answer to Have you ever woken up at night, sat up in bed, and thought "This can't be my life"?

Wed, 03 Mar 2010 11:15:34 -0800

Have you ever woken up at night, sat up in bed, and thought "This can't be my life"?

I do that every night - I can't believe that I am a computer programmer! Yay!

Answer to In general, do you think of yourself as "smart"?

Wed, 03 Mar 2010 10:49:59 -0800

In general, do you think of yourself as "smart"?

Yep - "Smart Ass"!

Answer to Would you watch American Idol if Howard Stern was a judge?

Wed, 03 Mar 2010 10:47:03 -0800

Would you watch American Idol if Howard Stern was a judge?

I don't care who the judges are - I don't watch it!

Answer to What do you think about a white girl crumping???

Wed, 03 Mar 2010 09:25:35 -0800

What do you think about a white girl crumping???

I don't.

Answer to What are your thoughts on people hating on certain groups like emo, goth etc. I am emo and absolutely hate it. Any particular stereo types?

Tue, 02 Mar 2010 11:19:28 -0800

What are your thoughts on people hating on certain groups like emo, goth etc. I am emo and absolutely hate it. Any particular stereo types?

If you hate being an emo - change!

Answer to if i think my friend is prenant wat should i do (She is 18)

Tue, 02 Mar 2010 11:18:31 -0800

if i think my friend is prenant wat should i do (She is 18)

Throw a huge party!

Answer to I took pregnancy test last night had a very faint blue line Took another this morning and it was negative. What does this mean

Tue, 02 Mar 2010 11:16:18 -0800

I took pregnancy test last night had a very faint blue line Took another this morning and it was negative. What does this mean

What do you think it means? Did you read the instructions on the box for the results?

Answer to what would you ask the president

Tue, 02 Mar 2010 11:10:48 -0800

what would you ask the president

Can I bum a smoke?

Answer to new proxy for march

Tue, 02 Mar 2010 11:01:36 -0800

new proxy for march

What?

Answer to why do girls kick boys in the nuts? why

Tue, 02 Mar 2010 09:25:24 -0800

why do girls kick boys in the nuts? why

Cause they want to hear them crack!

Answer to What's inside your refrigerator?

Tue, 02 Mar 2010 09:24:05 -0800

What's inside your refrigerator?

Mr. Potato Head!

Answer to Hello Everybody! Do we have anybody from the State of Oklahoma on here?

Tue, 02 Mar 2010 08:10:22 -0800

Hello Everybody! Do we have anybody from the State of Oklahoma on here?

Philly!

Answer to how to find other facebook account password

Tue, 02 Mar 2010 07:09:27 -0800

how to find other facebook account password

It's not your account??? HACKER!

Answer to Could I interest you in a nice little house on Ventnor Avenue?

Tue, 02 Mar 2010 06:57:46 -0800

Could I interest you in a nice little house on Ventnor Avenue?

I'm going to pass "Go" and use my "Get Out of Jail" free card and then go directly to Boardwalk. Thanks anyway!

Answer to my boss forgot to zip his jeans, should i remind him or how should i remind him as a female?

Tue, 02 Mar 2010 06:45:30 -0800

my boss forgot to zip his jeans, should i remind him or how should i remind him as a female?

Just tell him! Better to be open and honest! You might get extra points for it. Do you always look?

Answer to How do you rate your G.P.?

Tue, 02 Mar 2010 06:43:09 -0800

How do you rate your G.P.?

Grand Parents??? 10+

Answer to Do you think swallowing a tape worm is a good dieting technique?

Fri, 26 Feb 2010 11:10:23 -0800

Do you think swallowing a tape worm is a good dieting technique?

Sure it is! Have you ever seen the show "1000 ways to die"?

Answer to what hour is the happy hour?

Thu, 25 Feb 2010 11:57:00 -0800

what hour is the happy hour?

Yesterday, mine was from 2pm-6pm!

Answer to I'm obsessed with a guy from a 1990 movie. Not saying any names, but the guy is 31 now and basically doesn't exist anymore. So now what?

Thu, 25 Feb 2010 11:53:33 -0800

I'm obsessed with a guy from a 1990 movie. Not saying any names, but the guy is 31 now and basically doesn't exist anymore. So now what?

If he does not exist, how can he be 31?

Answer to Am I an attractive person?

Wed, 24 Feb 2010 09:56:13 -0800

Am I an attractive person?

Can't tell - link will not work.

Answer to Can you name a job/business where you can work your butt off for long hours and get paid pathetically little?

Wed, 24 Feb 2010 09:39:46 -0800

Can you name a job/business where you can work your butt off for long hours and get paid pathetically little?

Piece mail...

Answer to Should I be buried by deceased wife in existing plot and monument or by new wife? Children by deceased wife, new wife can not have children.

Wed, 24 Feb 2010 09:37:15 -0800

Should I be buried by deceased wife in existing plot and monument or by new wife? Children by deceased wife, new wife can not have children.

Do you really care where you are buried if you are dead?

Answer to would this txt make a good .bat virus? anything you can add that will make it better please do http://www.cultdeadhackers.ucoz.net/CDH1.txt

Wed, 24 Feb 2010 05:48:43 -0800

would this txt make a good .bat virus? anything you can add that will make it better please do http://www.cultdeadhackers.ucoz.net/CDH1.txt

You're kidding, right?

Answer to Psst! Would you like secret advanced notice of the next national banking crisis?

Tue, 23 Feb 2010 11:36:32 -0800

Psst! Would you like secret advanced notice of the next national banking crisis?

Sure - what do you know and is it going to cost me?

Answer to Is there any scent that just turns your stomach? What is it?

Tue, 23 Feb 2010 10:50:12 -0800

Is there any scent that just turns your stomach? What is it?

Dill! ugh!

Answer to why do little brothers anoy sister's freinds?

Tue, 23 Feb 2010 08:43:39 -0800

why do little brothers anoy sister's freinds?

It's their job!

Answer to Are you sick of internet fads? (ex: Twitter, FaceBook, and now "chat roulette")

Tue, 23 Feb 2010 08:25:17 -0800

Are you sick of internet fads? (ex: Twitter, FaceBook, and now "chat roulette")

I don't belong to any of these site and never will!

Answer to What changes to a company’s business strategy can occur when IT support increases

Tue, 23 Feb 2010 07:52:35 -0800

What changes to a company’s business strategy can occur when IT support increases

IT will spend more money!

Answer to Okegih So my girlfriend's girlfriend's boyfriend's boyfriend tried to get me pregnent. I dot kow if I am...

Tue, 23 Feb 2010 07:50:03 -0800

Okegih So my girlfriend's girlfriend's boyfriend's boyfriend tried to get me pregnent. I dot kow if I am...

I don't know, but I heard that you slept with your fathers brothers sons girlfriends boyfriend!

Answer to why my blackberry internet browser cannot open a page .. it says : "A problem occured while trying to render the page" ..

Tue, 23 Feb 2010 06:57:04 -0800

why my blackberry internet browser cannot open a page .. it says : "A problem occured while trying to render the page" ..

Did you sign up for internet service on your BB?

Answer to Someone shows you a live butterfly in a jar. What do you do?

Tue, 23 Feb 2010 06:04:47 -0800

Someone shows you a live butterfly in a jar. What do you do?

I would ask the butterfly if it is a computer programmer and how much money it makes. I'm sure you would want to know!