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What's the first thing the comes to your mind when you think of Germany, other than the two World Wars?
SAP
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i have a eviction question!?
Ok!
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Can I get a "What What"?
Nope, nope!
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What advice would you give this year's university or college graduates?
Use suncreen.
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Why does family have the right to make desision on your behave like with marriage
Your family has no say in who you marry. You are the one in the marriage, not them.
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What was the best meal your mother ever made?
Meatloaf!
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It's time to change __________.
My tampon!
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Your car was destroyed and your insurance company said they would buy a new one of the same Make for less than $50.000 what would you get?
$50 is all they are willing to spend. That will only buy a tank of gas!
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im 19 year old girl with red hair and found some white hairs!!!!! am i going grey?
Sounds like it to me!
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What are the advantages of delegating tasks?
Someone else is doing your work, so you get to go home early!
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What is the single word that matters you the most?
Job!
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Why do people trap animals?
They're hungry!
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Will the world come to an end in 2012?
Yes it is. I have it scheduled on my calendar with a 15 minute pop-up reminder so I am not late!
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i have a small hard bump under my skin..what is it?
It's your twin!
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Do you do household chores in the nude?
Only when I am cleaning the shower!
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a little help please..
What pic?
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Have you ever hurt yourself on purpose? If yes, what did you do and why?
One time I put a piece of tabacco in my eye to irratate it. I then went to the school nurses office and she said that I had pink eye and had to go home. So sad!
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I'm might be pregnant. I'm not going to speak to a doctor or take a test. Can you, random strangers of the internet, tell me all about it?
My crystal ball will not accept this question again!
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Why can't you see the air?
You can't??? I can!
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Okeigh sew my boyfriend masturbates way too much what can I do about dis?
Join him!
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Sew if I forgets how to breathe whats do I do? How dos I remember to breath?
I'm surprised you know how to breathe now!
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My husband wants me to stop coloring my hair and let it go completely gray! Should I be worried about him? LOL
I don't have any hair due to alopecia and my husband still loves me! Does hair really matter??
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how do you find a carpenter ant queen?
She is the one that is wearing the crown!
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Sharp pain in my heart
Suggestion - see a doctor!
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i need helpp i need to stop thinking about justin bieber i lovee him so much!! please can someone help?
Who?
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What is your favorite HBO or SHOWTIME series? Dexter, True Blood, Curb your enthusiasm, Californication, etc?
HBO - Six Feet Under!
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is it young to have sex at 16
If you are asking, then yes. Age has nothing to do with having sex. It is depends if you are physically and mentally ready!
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Can you get pregnant from non-penatrive sex??
Go take a sex ed class!
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Is it possible to get pregnant on the day of ovulation?
Isn't that the point??????
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what is the function of tissue?
blow your nose and remove make-up
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How should you react when someone tells you, "Kiss my ass"?
Tell them to bend over...
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Previous owner painted something on the w/room window to get a privacy effect. How can we remove this to restore the natural window?
A new window?
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Should you tell a guy you have been dating your real age if you are older than him?
Nothing like starting a new relationship with a lie!
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What is something nice you did today?
Leave work. It was time to go!
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How can i gain more muscle?
Sure - let me call a few of my homies and you will have all the muscle you want!
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What is life really all about to you?
Of course it's all about me - who else would it be about. It's my life!
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Suppose you could take a pill that made you not regret any decisions. Would you take it?
No - I would not take any pill for that cause I do not regret anything that I have done in mylife. Nor, am I sorry for anything either!
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Anybody want a "free cat"?
Awwww - poor kitty!
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How to watch American Dad Season 5?
Sit on the couch, turn the TV on and tune to the channel it's on and watch it!
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Are you a good secret Keeper? As in can you keep a secret?
Sure! Tell, tell, tell....
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How do I keep Grandma from sniffing the dog's butt?
Does she try to hump the dog too???? Or just your leg?
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How do we KNOW that the END is NEAR? Any evidence?
All 3 of my cats ran away!
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what is it all about?
Depends what "it" is.
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If you were an expert chef, what would your specialty be?
Grilled cheese!
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im 7 days late and have period like symtoms but no period could i be pregnant??
Take a test and find out!
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what's the color of your undies?
I don't wear them!
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What are some fun and simple things I can do with peanut butter?
Rub it on you and have someone else lick it off!
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When do you think the world is going to end? Why?
When I die the world will end for me!
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Why do we get angry?
Because we can't be happy all the time!
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Can Two Play At That Game?
The more the better!
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When falling asleep, my bf makes jerky, rapid movements. He told me that his father also suferrs from this. Do you know how to prevent it?
Give him a few muscle relaxers and he won't jerk in his sleep!
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Why does my retired husband think I work for him?
Was it in the contract?
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So... What do you think about the political situation in Asia?
I don't...
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how can i get sleep with like 20 kids at my house every night?
Send them to grandmoms!
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How is Play Doh Marketed?
By Homer Simpson - Doh!
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im really hungry and have nothing to eat atm... what can i do besides not think about it?
Drink lots of beer!
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why does my cat bite me whenever I shout?
Cause you are too loud and he is trying to get some sleep! Damn humans!
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What would be The most painful way to die
I would say being burned!
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I need help figuring out how to put a CSS layout onto a webs (freewebs) site
What is your url and I can take a look at the code?
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have i got a sexualy transmitted infection?
Cooties!
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i masterbate a lot and i am 13 is that bad and can it affect my dick?
I'm wonderng how this relates to the credit/loan category???? Are you making alot of deposits???
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HELP!!! Am I pregnant?
Take a test and find out! My crystal ball is not working right now!
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Do you think there is life after death? Really?
Why don't you find out and let us know!
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Anybody know what is CLOUD COUNTING? (businesss perspective)
All the managers go outside for a meeting and count as many clouds as they can. This will determine the number of employees that will be laid off at the end of the week!
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How would you fall asleep?
Pills work!
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What do parents moniter what children are listening to ? At a certain age kids should be able to choose what they are aloud to listen to !!!
If they are paying the bills and supporting you- they can monitor anything they want!
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why can't i open web page in normal mode i keep getting unable to display page
Maybe your computer is not connected to the internet!
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Is anyone here from Missouri?
Nope!
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in a square made of 4 squares made of 4 squares each, how many squares are there?
Draw it out and then count them all - I just did! EASY!
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Have you ever woken up at night, sat up in bed, and thought "This can't be my life"?
I do that every night - I can't believe that I am a computer programmer! Yay!
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In general, do you think of yourself as "smart"?
Yep - "Smart Ass"!
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Would you watch American Idol if Howard Stern was a judge?
I don't care who the judges are - I don't watch it!
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What do you think about a white girl crumping???
I don't.
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What are your thoughts on people hating on certain groups like emo, goth etc. I am emo and absolutely hate it. Any particular stereo types?
If you hate being an emo - change!
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if i think my friend is prenant wat should i do (She is 18)
Throw a huge party!
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I took pregnancy test last night had a very faint blue line Took another this morning and it was negative. What does this mean
What do you think it means? Did you read the instructions on the box for the results?
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what would you ask the president
Can I bum a smoke?
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new proxy for march
What?
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why do girls kick boys in the nuts? why
Cause they want to hear them crack!
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What's inside your refrigerator?
Mr. Potato Head!
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Hello Everybody! Do we have anybody from the State of Oklahoma on here?
Philly!
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how to find other facebook account password
It's not your account??? HACKER!
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Could I interest you in a nice little house on Ventnor Avenue?
I'm going to pass "Go" and use my "Get Out of Jail" free card and then go directly to Boardwalk. Thanks anyway!
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my boss forgot to zip his jeans, should i remind him or how should i remind him as a female?
Just tell him! Better to be open and honest! You might get extra points for it. Do you always look?
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How do you rate your G.P.?
Grand Parents??? 10+
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Do you think swallowing a tape worm is a good dieting technique?
Sure it is! Have you ever seen the show "1000 ways to die"?
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what hour is the happy hour?
Yesterday, mine was from 2pm-6pm!
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I'm obsessed with a guy from a 1990 movie. Not saying any names, but the guy is 31 now and basically doesn't exist anymore. So now what?
If he does not exist, how can he be 31?
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Am I an attractive person?
Can't tell - link will not work.
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Can you name a job/business where you can work your butt off for long hours and get paid pathetically little?
Piece mail...
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Should I be buried by deceased wife in existing plot and monument or by new wife? Children by deceased wife, new wife can not have children.
Do you really care where you are buried if you are dead?
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would this txt make a good .bat virus? anything you can add that will make it better please do
http://www.cultdeadhackers.ucoz.net/CDH1.txt
You're kidding, right?
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Psst! Would you like secret advanced notice of the next national banking crisis?
Sure - what do you know and is it going to cost me?
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Is there any scent that just turns your stomach? What is it?
Dill! ugh!
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why do little brothers anoy sister's freinds?
It's their job!
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Are you sick of internet fads? (ex: Twitter, FaceBook, and now "chat roulette")
I don't belong to any of these site and never will!
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What changes to a company’s business strategy can occur when IT support increases
IT will spend more money!
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Okegih So my girlfriend's girlfriend's boyfriend's boyfriend tried to get me pregnent. I dot kow if I am...
I don't know, but I heard that you slept with your fathers brothers sons girlfriends boyfriend!
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why my blackberry internet browser cannot open a page ..
it says : "A problem occured while trying to render the page" ..
Did you sign up for internet service on your BB?
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Someone shows you a live butterfly in a jar. What do you do?
I would ask the butterfly if it is a computer programmer and how much money it makes. I'm sure you would want to know!
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What do you think of my diet plan for tommorow?
I don't know - what is the plan?
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I am convinced I have been cursed by a witch, what should I do?
Ask a warlock!
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Have you been to all 57 states, except for Alaska and Hawaii?
57??? I thought we only had 51. Is the gov't hiding the other 6???
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???????????
:-P
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Do you like Curling?
Yes - I like curling my 3 fingers and thumb while my middle one stick straight up!
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V8 juice, like or dislike?
No, I prefer V10.
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What are some good games to play at a sleep over?
If it is a co-ed sleepover - how about "Doctor"!
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Did you know that Tiger Woods cheated on his wife?
Yeah and I think the gov't is going to bail him out too!
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Is tax good or bad?
Bad for my paycheck!
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The projected salary for a computer programmer is $853,000. Is that fair?
Wow - that's alot of money. Where is that job listed?????????
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Whats the best way to loose 150 pounds?!
Change the scale and have it start at -150. Instant weight loss!
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why do ppl pick on me?
Cause you have a booger!
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Should I take candy from strangers?
Sure - it's free. Just run away fast after taking it!
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If two experts tell you to do two different things, which one do you listen to?
The 3rd one!
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Tell me the full form of 3 b m????
Well, if you have 3 B M's during the day - I'm sure they will be soft and messy. Make sure you have a lot of toliet paper!
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If somebody says "X is a GEEK", what does it mean?
It means that "Y" is a slut!
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A Q I posted on Y!As long Ago: "I Just Heard "Anything is Possible", Again, as if this Could Be True, What is Not Possible?"
Me winning the lottery! It will never happen!
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what is 40x50
Same as 50x40!!!!!!!!!!!!
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quickest way to get cocaine out of your system
Smoke some pot!
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Can u get pregnant from pre jack if ur on the pill?
I don't know. I never met Pre Jack - is he a nice guy????
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A friend borrowed my car and fried the engine, after I asked him to pull over. he said hed pay and now refuses. should I take him to court?
Sure - Judge Judy is always available to help!
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i feel sad but i cant cry what do i do
Keep hitting your head against the wall!
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How many of you thought paranormal activity was good? Why?
Fake, fake, fake.... Not scary at all!
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Have you ever slept with someone famous?
In my dreams only!
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What is the best way to break up w/a BF you love deeply? Problem is that he lies & won't get off the online dating sites.
Sign up on one of the online dating sites that you know he subscribes to. Then send him an e-mail through the site that you are breaking up with him and looking elsewhere!
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why does drinking fizzy drinks hurt the throat a little?
Because you had something else rubbing back and forth in your throat before you drank the soda.
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When should you give up?
When your time is up!
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What does it mean if you find a skull on your lawn
You had too much to drink last night!
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what do you think of chrirtians ..be honest and you got to say why ?
Why! There you go I said it!
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i like a guy from a different culture and religon from me
That's nice.
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Will you be watching 'The Tonight Show' when Leno returns?
Nope - don't like him!
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What STATE do you find yourself in...???
The "ready to leave work" state!
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Have you ever gone to the movies alone? If you have, what was the movie?
Last time was when SAWV1 came out!
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My cat has been shaking lately while making his bed. He just stares straight ahead and shakes. Any thoughts? He seems fine otherwise.
Wow - your cat makes his bed? Now that is talent! Does he do the dishes too?
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can using a ball of tin foil for a pipe screen be harmful?
If it is - then I screwed myself a long time ago!
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win u frist have sex do u allways bleed aka pop ur cherry
You should learn how to spell first before having sex.
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what are some white male stereotypes?
(for a paper i'm doing in my senior english class)
Do a google search and find out!
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auto insurance
Home owners insurance
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Do you want to get saved?
Nope! No one can save me but myself!
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do you worry about death
Nope! Death fears ME!
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provide a one paragraph example from exoerience on the textbook reading of a manager who executed a legally sound decision
Do your own work!
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compose a 200-300 word memo in microsoft word to a superior as a manager include a tactful recommendation a manager can be more effectives
Do your own work!
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Which electronic device has brought your life the most joy? Why?
My appliances that I keep under my bed!
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My 3 year old has Eczema. Is there anything that actually stops the itching? The Hydrocortisone isn't working.
An ice bath or cold rags.I have it too and it used to work when I was young.
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What is the best way to remove wallpaper from bare drywall?
Hot water (2/3) and liquid fabric softener (2/3) in a spray bottle.
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should emos be able to get a new hair cut(not teastiing people)
I would think they should get more than just one hair cut! Get them all cut at the same time!
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Has anyone here ever won the lottery?
Yep - $4 on a scratch off last week!
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If you push a button, someone, somewhere will die, but you'll recieve a million dollars on the spot. Would you push the button?
Where is the button?
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What is the strangest pet name you have heard of?
I have 3 and they are:
Screech
Scratch
Tre
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My hair is ..........?
fake!
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I am in 4th period with a three month old baby in my stomach and craving chocolate so bad ps i am only 12.
I thought you needed to be over 13 to be on this site.
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My grandmother have been a veggie for ten years. Personally I would rather let her go. I can't stand seeing her like. What'd you do?
What a waste of resources..... If she has been that way for 10 years chances are that she will stay that way. How selfish of you to keep her alive for your own benefit!
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On January 25, 2010, Avatar became the highest-grossing film of all time. I feel happy just knowing about this. You too right?
Who cares!!!!!! I didn't receive any of that money!
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Can you sum up the bible in two words?
Fictional stories
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what is mean if your sciatic nerve in leg cut?but you can still move your toe fingers
What??? You have "toe fingers"??? Never seen that one before!
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Do flowers change color?
Yes - when they die they usually change to a brown color.
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I eat poop often. Is this frowned upon in American society?
Ewwww - what type is it?
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Do you think if a female get pregnant and is not sure who the father of her child is... she a slut?
I hope you are not the father due to your poor grammer!
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I had sex 5 days after my period. I have the symptoms. Could I be pregnant. I am 15 and scared. Please answer fast.
Fast! (BTW- if you think you are old enough to have sex, then you are old enough to deal with the outcome!) Yes- you are prego!
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I'm going to Chili's restaurant. Anybody want to go with me?
Sure. Can I finish my beer first?
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If you give me _________, it'll go straight to my head!
pot
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When was the last time you took a nap during your lunch hour ? (today for me)
Lunch HOUR??? Damn - I only get 30mins. Working at the wrong place!
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How many people know that Budweiser is now owned by a Belgium company?
I did - that's old news!
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How often do you use obscene language?
What the @#$%$#@&*^!
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Cheese - sharp or mild?
Do you have crackers?
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Would you miss the love if you were alone?
I love myself - so no, I would not miss it!
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Is it wrong for my s/o to take money from me then not give it back because of his drug addiciton? He says that as his woman, I should "understand" and keep giving him money.
Why are you with him? If he is a drug addict - get away now!
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Unlikely lines to find in the Bible?
Cocaine lines
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Why are people such dickheads on this website?
And who do you think you are???
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If God allowed you to take one item with you to heaven, what would you take?(not people!)
My dildo!
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How like country music? how is your favorite singer
Learn "HOW" to spell!
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If your best friend likes the same guy, what should you do?
arm wrestle
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In your opinon, what is something that should not be eaten for breakfast?
Wood! Or did you already?
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Will you be my _______?
sugar daddy?
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What's going on with all the women lining up to admit they were involved with Tiger Woods?
I was involved with Tiger too! Shhhh... I'm sure you will see me on TV soon!
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What are you most excited about regarding Christmas?
When it is over - waiting for New Years Eve!
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In super mario 64,what is the awsomest glitch u have done, besides getting stuck inside the castle door,and swimming in air? (2009-12-10)
Dude - chill. You already asked the same question two other times.
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ALL ABOARD!!!!! The Crazy Train...I mean Sillyville Train! Are you Crazy enough to get on board?
Arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.... wait for me!
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In some cultures when a disabled person is out in public, people will point stare and make comments out loud. In what cultures is doing such taboo?
I would think all!
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Can I have sex on the same day when I meditate?
Sure - why not!
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My ex boyfriend was the first real love of my life,we had plans to get married.i found out he cheated on me a lot and he broke my heart,but he wants us to get back together once he matures and becomes a better person.is this possible?
Nope - Once a cheater, always a cheater. Do you think you could trust him again???
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Why ships don't sink?
Really - Titanic come to mind????
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Turn to your right, what can you see?
Empty beer can.... damn - can u get me another! lol
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What is going on in your life at the moment?
Waiting for the chinese food to be delivered! Another 30 mins...
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Whats your favourite part about christmas?
None of it! My husband and I used to fight over who we should se that day. Ended up seeing 5 differnt houses! NO more - and no more with him. I celebrate by myself!
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Does Satan have access to the Lord and Heaven?
text messaging!
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You wanna piece 'a me?
Depends on what you taste like???
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What springs to mind when I mention the number 193?
193...
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Who is the biggest herb in hollywood?
Herb - from "WKRP in Cincinnati".
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Its september 25 i start bleeding october 3 i stopped bleeding i was told i had a miscarrage now its november 21 my boyfriend ejaculated inside me that day and 12 to 13 times the following week i havnt had a period yet am i pregnant?
Go buy a home prego test!
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Photoshop contains many tools used to manipulate images name two of these tools, where they are located within Photoshop, and how they can be used ( please provide examples).
How can you ask a question about Photoshop (Adobe) and put in a MS PowerPoint category?????
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Can you say with 100% certainty that there are no nude pictures of you on the internet?
No I cannot!
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Just because you _____, doesn't make you a _____!
drive, a NASCAR professional!
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Have you heard that Paris Hilton is getting a "designer" teacup pig as a pet? She is naming it Princess Pigalette! What are your comments on this?
That's Hot!
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I'm starting a game of beer pong... you in?
Sure - can we play quarters after???? Fun, fun, fun...
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Do you want to know what we think about your Avatar? Answer and see!
Here you go! Bring it on!
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When is the best time to travel to the south of france?
When you have the money to travel.
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Have you ever gave your dog peanut butter?
I don't have any dogs, but my cats love peanut butter! It is funny to watch them eat it!
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My dad recently passed away and after about a week or so i havent really been able to cry when thinking of him what could this be?
Maybe you didn't have strong feelings for him...
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What would you do if suddenly God appeared before you eyes and was smoking a cigarette?
I would ask him for a light for my smoke.
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I hav knwn dis guy since i was bout 5, weve bin in nd out of contact for a while but recently met up and i felt a spark, we share many interests, however im in a relationship and bf's nt into the stuff i am and the other guy is just getin over his ex gf
So what is your question? If you could spell it out - it would be nice!
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What is something that squirts?
ME!
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Sex with two women on the same day, will i have any problem
only that you may be a little sore or tired
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What is it that most easily brings you to tears?
ASPCA commericals. Poor animals!
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Meaning of this dream: I had a sculpture of seashells that looked like flowers. I though if I put it on my desk, the cats would knock it off and break it, so I put it on the floor, but they knocked off something else which fell on it and broke it anyway.
You have bad kitties!
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What would cause a drug test to show positive results without smoking marujuana?
Eating special brownies!
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When do you buy condoms?
Usually around 8pm on Tuesdays!
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When a woman`s period finished ? how could she know when her next period will start?
Her period is finished when she is finished the senence. The next period will appear at the end of the following sentence.
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The teenager "rolled his eyes" at you and then _______! What word (s) can you use to complete the sentence?
let out a silent but deadly FART!
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Who says a woman can't be a blacksmith?
Mr. Blacksmith said so!
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Cheers! What shall we drink to?
To me still having a JOB! Yeah!
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What "Don't Impress You Much"?
People who do not know proper grammer!
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I have an 18 year old step son, he has been under our roof for 4 years. He feels his mother is a saint, she gives him $20.00 week he buys pot with, and tells me I am the bitch, if he don't get his way he will break stuff, doors nick nacks what ever, help
He's 18??? Hmmm... kick him out and change the locks. He is considered an adult at 18!
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Generally, what makes people more popular? I've heard all the usual stuff so something different please! Loadsa people say that I'm popular and I am but you can't be too popular can yuu so just some ways to improve it thanxx!! (I'm 13 btw!)
Who cares if you are popular. Once you get a job, married or whatever, popularity does not come into play.
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There's a new ______ in town!!! What word (s) can you use to fill in the blank?
tampon
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I had an incident between the 9th and the 11th; my boyfriend and I were having oral sex, he cummed in my mouth, I transfered the cum into my vagina. On the 11th of November I took the plan B pill, on the 19th I had light spotting.4 - results --------
All I can say is - WTF!
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What can a Girl do, to become popular?
Have sex with a lot of men. Everyone will know who you are then!
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Fast as a ________?
vibrator
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How do u do
Usually on the potty!
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Do you think it is right for my mother to take my debit card and determine when and for what I can spend my money? Taking into consideration that I work for my money, she doesn't contribute anything to my bank account.
How old are you?????
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Are you very apologetic?
Sorry, what did you ask?
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So! Have you got it right now?
No! I lost it, again! Damn!
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Why did you have to ruin it for me?
Cause I thought you already knew!
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We want to flight and i have a baby can they let my baby get on the plane just with her social security or do i need her birth certificate?
You have a baby???? Hopefully, there are no spelling or grammer errors on the birth certificate!
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I have a math extra credit report about how algebra is used in a job but i cannot decide what job to use or what jobs there are could anyone give a job and a description of how they use algebra in it.
programer, economics
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Which store would you least expect to have a Black Friday sale?
WAWA!
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What is most likely at the very center of our galaxy?
Jerry Springer!
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For those of you who have bought or still currently buy "cigarette papers" do you REALLY use them on tobacco products? lol
Magic tricks!
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If you are over 35, childless, do you feel you are missing out on the whole procreation thing?
No - I still have time!
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My husband uses his ex girlfriend's name as his internet password and I think that it is very disrespectful to me. He sees no harm in it but i do. we got into a heated argument about it. Am i wrong and just overreacting about the whole thing?
How did you find out his password?????
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What is slippery when wet? NO BODY PARTS!
The glue on an envelope after you lick it!
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Do you believe in Charles Darwin's Evolution of Man theory?
Sure do - I need to shave!
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What makes you feel used?
When I see $50 on the night stand the next morning...
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What is your pets name and what kind of animal is it?
I have a pet rock. His name is ROCK!
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Man know thyself is predicted to socratic.what does it mean?
It means "Touch Yourself" so you know what feels good! lol
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What do you think of when I say the word: WAR?
Card game that I used to play when I was younger.
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Im pretty gud wit gettin a gf bu t this grl is rlly hard to get she tries to show she dont like me but the way she acts around me says diffrently
If you talk the way that you write, maybe that is why she doesn't want to be bothered with you.
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What is something that it NOT very fun to do naked?
Clipping a cats nails! ouch!
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Would you put up with crap at your job if the pay was good. Feeling put down and worthless all day but you know you wont make the kind of money your making anywhere else? Do you grin and bear it!?
You should feel lucky that you have a JOB!
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What can you eat that is NOT food?
A Penny!
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Is there a shelter for battered fish?
Yep - right next to Crispy Chips on Basket St.
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Do cats eat apples?
No - only french fries and peanut butter!
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What is the first thing you do when your heart breaks?
Look for the super glue to mend it back together.
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What is an odd?
The opposite of an even!
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Name a word that starts with the letter P.
Prick!
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Are you a careful driver?
Only if I have passengers in the car!
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My check engine light came on so I had the vehicle scanned and was told that it needed a Mass Air Flow Sensor. Replaced that and reset the light and as soon as I got on the highway it came back on. Vehicle seems to be eating gas like crazy as well.
Make sure you gas tank cap is on tightly. I had to pay $80 for the dealer to do a test to find out that mine was not properly on. That's why my check engine light was on!
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Where can you buy syringes w/o a prescription?
And you would need them for.....?
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My boyfriend is smoking weed and popping pills agian what do I do should I be there for him even though he won't talk to me when he's like this or walk away?? He completley cuts hisself off from me when he is on drugs..
Cut him off. He needs to hit bottom first before anyone can help him!
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Do you love Kentucky.
I love KFC chicken!
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Does mi friend boi like me if if e turns meh dwn??..
I think I need a translator - text messaging to English! LMAO!
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What, besides a pill, helps you fall asleep quickly?
A lot of BEER!
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The question is: What is bothering you now? Answer in the form of a question.
Guess?
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How to get chili to not be watery? when i go out to eat, the chili has (for lack of better word) a syrupy type consistency ...mine turns out a bit watery? what am i doing wrong?
Use a can of Tomato Paste and cook it for hours so the water will evaporate!
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How can I keep my cat box from smelling? I clean and clean and clean and all I smell is cat piss sometimes.
Wash the plastic litter box with soap and water every 2 weeks. Also, buy a new one every 6 months to replace the old one. The plastic absorbs the ammonia from their urine. That's what you smell!
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How old were you when someone had to help you take a bath?
I'm gonna say as soon as I was born. Someone had to clean me off.
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Can a man message his own prostrate gland? If so, why not do it yourself instead of paying a doctor
Your prostate gland receives text messages? Is it from your Blackberry?
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Name one tool used for cutting.
My fingernail!
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Have you ever seen, Your Butt hole?
Many times - have you seen him too????
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How do i find out if i have a felony for free
Go down to your local police station and ask them. lol
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LOL - Have you ever been this drunk? Did you remember anything at all the next day? Care to share your story?
http://leanmeanfightingmachine.posterous.com/-most-pissed-man-ever
I will never drink BUD beer again! WTF!
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How hard do coolege footballers study?
Well if you are in college and play football - I'm going to say that you do not study enough. Take a look at your spelling!
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How do i attach an excel file to my yahoo e-mail
Use the attach button or paper clip - then you can browse for your doc.
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Is it possible that im pregnant if the chick i hooked up with had sex with my guy friend the same night? Ive never had sex with a guy.
Are you a guy or girl - I'm confused???? You hooked up with a chick and you are wondering if you are prego??? If you are, then I guess we will see you on Oprah soon!
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Who owns www.nvinc.com
Do a Whois looup.
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As a single mother I am trying to deal with a 5year old child that is adhd. I hve tryed medication. All that did was made her a zombie. She is now on no medication. She is out of control. what should I do?
Get the belt out! When I was younger there was no such thing as adhd. I believe now a days it is just a made op term cause parents don't know how to deal with their childern. Kids now a sit inside and play video games, eat tons of junk and build up enormous amounts of energy that needs to be expelled. Back in the day we were always outside playing and it exhausted us. Let's go back to...
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What are you forgetting?
If I knew that I would not be forgeeting it - would I? I forget....
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What have you stopped?
Today - working. Think I will just AB for the rest of day till it's time to go!
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Why do banks give lollipops?
Because we are all "suckers" for giving our money to them only to receive a low or no intrest back on it. While they lend it out to others at a high interest rate!
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Wow, that is one huge__________?
booger! You need to pick it!
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Name something that you can burn.
My hair - Just like Michael Jackson!
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Why is nothing in life free?
Not true - the air you breathe is FREE!
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Isn't it annoying when work and marriage get in the way of your AB blogging?
All the time! Don't they understand that I am busy on AB!
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Do you give anything besides candy out for Halloween?
I don't give out candy. I give out Fruit Roll Ups.
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Can you please finish this sentence? I wish I could ____________________.
Fly!
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I heard today that the average height for men is 5'9" and 5'4" for women...where do you fit in?
Above average - 5' 8.5"
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Just before having sex with your new partner they remove a wig and display a bald head! What next?
Well - I have a condition called alopecia and I lost all my hair. So, yes I would take off my wig before sex cause my wig cost way too much to get messed up! (female)
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Drugs are _____?
not covered by my health insurance! (Well - not all of them)
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Is a 1993 series ten dollar bill worth anything?
Yep - 1,000 pennies!
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Are we having school in casey county on october 12, 2009
Yep - you better hurry up and get to class!
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Should i give up on sex even if i am a virgin?
How can you give up something that you never had??? That's like saying "I'm going to quit smoking" - even though I never smoked.
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I havent had my period in sometime now. my bf and i had sex but he said he pulled it out before anything can happen. im not throwing up i feel fine,what could it be? i dont want to have sex anymore but my bf does what should i do?
Get a home prego test and go from there!
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Why is facebook slow
Ask the "Facebook" experts, not the ABers!
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Haw to write biodata for job?
First - learn how to write properly and spell!
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I give my doctor my work and home phone numbers, but when they call during the day with an appointment reminder, they call my home number. Can't they rationalize that I'm at work?
Maybe instead of being lazy and relying on the doctor to remind you of "Your" appointment, you should have written down somewhere so you would be able to remind yourself.
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What is a Camel hair brush made from.
I'm going to take a wild guess.... camel hair?
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White or brown rice?
Brown!
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Where do YOU put mail, to hide it from others?
Shed it!
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_________________ sandwich. (fill in the blank ?)
PBJ
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Hello There I have A frind He Drinks 5 case of bear a month how long will it take to run his lver and srink his brain pluse he drink hard licker at times and dos not eat right
From the spelling and grammer errors in your question, are you sure that it is your "Friend" that has the drinking problem and not you?
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If you could have an ability as those on Heroes which would you pick out of the ability to fly, mind control, super strength, indestructability, time travel, invisability, or shape shift?
Invisible!
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Why does my skin taste like metal?
Because you were playing with pennies!
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I need a kickass proxy or somthing because my scools bolck is tighter than a dutch virgin, so help a guy out plz...and if ur just going to preach about my school work that needz done just dont waste ur time...i need some serious computer geek to help me
Here is a list:
http://www.justopenit.info
http://www.comeondude.info
http://www.24unlimited.info
http://www.openwebsite.info
http://www.51proxy.info
http://www.freewebagent.com
http://www.surfunlimited.info
http://www.canbeanywhere.com
http://www.proxyswan.org
http://www.proxyyoke.org
http://www.prroxy.info
http://www.proxsee.info
http://www.penproxy.info
...
Answer to:
Who is the biggest bitch you know?
I will admit it - sometimes ME!
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Do you agree that some children need to be spanked or at least punished enough to where they will never act or do something bad again?
I agree - worked for me when I was little!
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Can you wear a dark green button down shirt with black strips with kakki pants
You can wear whatever you want. Me - not that combo!
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One day I will _________?
die
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Where can I get a FREE psychic reading?
Right here! I'm seeing in my crystal ball that this will be the first answer to your question.
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I say, bend over. You say,_____________?
Did I drop the soap, again?
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Do you chase women/men?
Only if I have been tagged - You're it!
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How do you know if your rabbit is bored?
When he starts playing solitare.
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Did you
Wasn't me!
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Tell me ,how can i get your attention?
Flash some money in my face and you will have my full attention!
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Do you have something for me?
Nope - pockets are empty!
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And you are?
Not who you think I am! *snaps fingers and walks away*
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Favorite John Cusack movie?
1408 and Identity!
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What is the answer for 33+7=
The answer is the same as 7+33 - how old are you?
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What if 44+5
But - What if 5+44
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Has something changed drastically today?
My salt level. Started out low this morning, but now I'm sure it's high and will get higher till I finish this bag of chips!
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What was the last food you ate today?
Banana
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Do you attend church?
Only for weddings and funerals!
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I say, Prune Juice and you say,________________?
where is the bathroom????????????
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Why did you hide your chocolate from me?
Cause you asked me to hide it! Hmm - now only if I can remember where I hide it???
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My barnyard sound is, Moo. What is yours?
Meeeeoooow! I will keep the mice away!
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What does Peanut Butter taste good on?
Me!
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What is something that you step on?
Gum! - it's sucks when the pavement is hot!
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Who cooks the most meals in your house?
McDonald's! - JK - I do!
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"No __________ here."
BEER
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I say hi, you say_________?
Not today!
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What is the easiest, fastest and most efficient way to clean a refrigerator inside and out?
Buy a new one!
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What do you think of Dana White?
Who?
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Is anyone subsrcipted to a reverse number lookup site? I need to find a name of a caller. I know it's from a cell phone and what address they live, but I don't know the name of the caller.
www.intelius.com - you do have to pay for it.
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Could you, would you, eat a worm?
For how much? And what kind of worm?
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If someone tells you the paint is wet...do you touch it?
Yes - I may not trust the person!
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Will you be doing IT today?
Yes - I will be doing IT today! IT (Information Technology) is my job!
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If you compared your life to a roller coaster, what part of the ride would you be on now?
Going down - fast!
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Your most guarded secret is...............?
something you will never find out
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Do you own any Silver Dollars?
Yes - 1. When I turned 16 my dad drilled a hole in it and put it on my keychain. Still have it many, many years later on my keychain!
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Where were you 8 years ago to this day?
On my way to Staples to pick up supplies for work. I was listening to Howard Stern when he announced the news!
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How do you start your busy day?
By waking up!
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What is in Delaware?
Trees, houses, cars, people, animals and lots of other things!
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What funny things have you heard people ask the 911 operator for?
A little kid called 911 to get help with his homework. The operators said that 911 was an emergency line only - he said it was an emergency! lol
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Why do I stay High?
Cause you have a monkey on your back????
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Is church really the best place to learn about God?
The church just wants your money just like any other organization! It's not a learning center.
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If you were at a friends house and broke something and they weren't in the room, would you tell them or would you chicken out and hid it?
Wasn't me...
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Quick hit the switch before it __________!
starts recording us!
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Have you ever tried spraying Febreze on your clothes?
No - but I use it in my car all the time.
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What is your longest relationship time with a partner?
18 years and still going.
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I found a pot pipe in my moms room what should i do? talk to her? or should i use it against her? what?
Use it!!!!!!!!!!
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Besides a car what is another form of transportation?
Roller skates
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How many skylights do you have in your home?
None!
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What do you think of when I say "level 12"?
PASSED!
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Do women like men with furry a**es?
No - keep it trimmed! Don't like the jungle!
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Who is the first person you see in the morning?
Myself in the mirror!
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Name something you would never bring into your house?
A lawn mower
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Something that usually breaks on the first accidental drop!
Glass christmas ball
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Which do I cut, the red or the yellow wire?
The blue one!
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Can you name something that is or can be "instant"?
cream of wheat
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I have received an email from Mrs Angela C Elvis. Awards Notification Officer @ Yahoo Internet Awards 2009. Stating that I have won £800000.
Congrats! Do you plan to share?
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Who loves you more in life?
My kitties - unconditional love! (That's cause I feed them)
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Don't ___________________ or you'll hurt ____________! (Fill in the blank please:)
Don't pull it or you'll hurt it!
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Sometimes when I'm sitting on the toilet and saying goodbye to my "colon friends" my fiance will sit on my lap and make out with me.It doesn't turns us on we're just REALLY in love. Is there anyone else that does strange things with their s/o?If so what?
I know the smell wouldn't turn me on! Ewwwwww! BTW - who gets to flush!
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What's one thing you can fit, in one hand?
A quarter!
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T for thumb or T for...?
tired!
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I let it slip that i write songs, and that i have wrote songs about my bf.. he now wants to read them.. but i dont want him to, they are embarasing.. advice?
Ohhh - was there an accidental fire in your trash can that contained the songs...
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If I was to give you my heart, will you care for it or break it?
I cook it up just like Hannabil did! yummy! JK
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Are you wearing shoes with shoelaces?
Got my sneakers on - so yes! I know how to tie them too!
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How do prunes help your system?
I think you should try and let us know.
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Have you ever caught your parents having sex?
I used to have that memory repressed until now - thanks! I walked in on them cause it sounded like daddy was hurting mommy!
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Can you name a famous person that was murdered?
Biggie Smalls!
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How can you tell if your girlfriend or wife or significant other is cheating on you? Mine says she doesn't cheat and would never cheat on me. But I don't believer her because if the temptation was there I think she would if I wasn't around to ever know.
Sounds like you have some trust issues with her.
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Can we control our state of mind?
Not all the time - sometimes drugs and alchol take over.
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SCENARIO: You're MADLY in love and MARRIED! You can't keep your hands off each other and go on a boat trip! Your spouse falls over, hits their head, YOU think they're dead and gone. You remarry! Years later they show up! What would you do?
Wanna have a threesome?
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How should you punish a cheater?
LEAVE!
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What's something, that you might find in a bag?
pot - just a dime bag please!
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What's one thing someone might put butter on?
Corn
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What does every winner lose in a race
Sweat
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What is the most "girly" name for a guy that you've ever heard?
Sandy
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My husband comes home late every night. He says he's working, but he's covered in body glitter and smells like vanilla, sweat, and a hint of trout, so I'm not sure I believe him. We havent had sex in over 5 years. Is he cheating on me?
He is with a stripper who likes to use fishing poles and tackle/bait in her routine.
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I have started using hand santizer ALL THE TIME. like 20-30 times a day. how often do you use hand sanitizer?
Never - sounds like OCD!
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How much does serious running cost?
Is that you Forest Gump?
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Are you ready to do what needs to be done?
No - not yet. Maybe next week.
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I need help naming my gray and white striped tabby. its a girl.
i need some names
Zipper - sure the stripes look like that!
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What is your favorite scripture in the Bible?
None!
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In your opinion, what is the sexiest thing a girl can wear?
A sexy apron (naked underneath), high heels and a cold beer in each hand when her man walks though the door! Hi Honey!
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If I started working at 8 AM and got out at 4 PM how many hours did I work?
Depends - how many hours did you spend on AB at work?????
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Answer to:
Where is god is he real and is santa real?
Santa is real - I've seen him!
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What is something someone might shave?
toe hair
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What do you think about when you hear the word 'virgin'?
Not me!
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What is an unusual pet?
rock
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What is a funny name for a dog?
dog
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I took my ring off to shower at home one night. The next morning woke up in a rush to work. Later that day i came back and my ring was gone. My wife has my ring and is acting pissed. What do i do?
Tell her to grow up!
Answer to:
Whats not funny? (2009-08-26)
Your question
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Why did the man say "I don't kiss on the first date" after I went to give him a goodbye kiss?
Because he has morals
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My wife says she is going to a stripp show?
Good for her. Hope she has a good time!
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It is apparently dangerous to have 8 hours of sleep a night, a 6 year study revealed that adults who have 8 hours of sleep a night die younger than those who sleep 6 to 7 hours. what do you think about this?
Don't think much of it at all. My sleep depends on what I did that day and what I have to do the next. Sometimes I may only get 4 hours and I'm good other times (late night) I may sleep for 10. It all works out in the end.
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Why......?
Because
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Will you let me put war paint on your face?
How much is this going to cost me?
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What is one of you nicknames that you cant stand and wish you never had?
Alf! I had big hair in the 80's and if you know the show, you will know what the front of my hair looked like!
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I was in the middle of a text convo with my boyfriend about taking things more slowly then out of the blue he sends me a text that says " hey hottie hows school going today?" I am not even in school. I work. What would you do or think?
Pretend you are the hottie and continue the conversation. See what else he has to say.
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What you might find at a potluck dinner?
napkins
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Answer to:
So what??????
And your point is???????
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Next to water what is the most consumed beverage in the world?
Don't know about the world, but for me I only drink water, coffee and BEER!
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The last time you used a key was it to turn on something or to unlock something?
To open my front door!
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I have had anxiety for most of my life, starting around 10 years old. I've never been perscribed pills but recently my friend was and she says her pills help a lot,and I'm interested in taking pills for my bad attacks good idea or bad?
Depends, consult a doctor!
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I have a shiney new penny. What will you trade me for it?
I have a plastic bottle cap from a water bottle.
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What's the equivalent of a 'delete' key in the real world?
Bills and taxes. They delete my checking account and paycheck!
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What is something you would see at the zoo?
Poop
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No A is B Some C is A _______________ . Some C is not B ..
WHAT?????????????????????
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Were you a fan of drive in movies?
I remember seeing "The Shining" with my parents. Wow - what an effect it had on me being a child!
When I was older we could do all sorts of things in the drive-in. Not like now!
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I lost my $100 bill :( will you help me find it?
I found it - thanks for helping me pay my electric bill! Sorry, didn't know it was yours! No name on it!
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I am 15. I smoke Cigarettes. Comments or suggestions?
No - you should know!
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I need assistance but don't want to to a doctor. At the base of my penis there r a bunch of tiny bumbs under my skin. they seem almost to be calcium assists. Any ideas?
Heat rash maybe. Could be from sweat.
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If I said, "Say hello to my little friend" Who or what, would you expect me to show you?
I would say a big gun! I have seen Scarface way too many times. My husband even has a "doll" of him with the gun in our china cabinet!
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Have you donated anything lately?
Yes - my money! I guess I donated my $40, cause I sure didn't get it back yet!
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What was in the last can you threw out?
An empty Whole Pitted Black Olive can. Went right into the recycle bin!
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What's the last thing you ate on a cracker?
Buffalo chicken dip - yummy!
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If I had yesterday to do over, I would have done ___________________ for today.
Cut the grass so I would not have to do it today!
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Can you take a classic story title and replace one of the words with "pickle"? (like Jack and The Pickle) verses Jack and The Bean Stock.
Twinkle, twinkle little pickle
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Would you call me immature if I'm 15 and yet still enjoy an occasional game of tag?
Nope - I'm in my 30's and my brother and I still play "punch for punch" in the arm. And, I'm a girl! (I still have a bruise from last week!)
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What do children want more than anything from their parents?
Money - Cause it does grow on trees!
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My wife doesnt like to discuss sex. I want to masturbate in front of her. She gets up in the am b4 me i leave the door open a bit and i frequently masturbate. I can hear her walk up and watch but she does not come in! Any sugguestions?
I'll watch. I have no problem with it!
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Steak or cake?
Steak - Rare!
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What do you know about frogs?
They hop!
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You know you make me wanna _________?
move!
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Can I (16) go to Chevy Chase Bank and use the ChangeExpress machine without parent?? Not depositing, just found $50 in coins and want bills instead...
Why no parent??? Did you find the $50 in coins in your "Parents" room???
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How hot is it where you are at now?
86 - philly!
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What are you pissed about right now?
That it is not Friday @ 4pm yet!
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What's your favorite pet's favorite toy?
Mardi Gras beads!
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I would like to know, why do people still drink coffee when it's 100 degrees outside? Anyone?? Addiction maybe? I can't see how you'd want something hot to drink on a hot day...to what, warm you up? Not likely. Drink a 5 hour energy instead.
I drink it cause I like it. Plus, even if it is 100 degrees outside, I'm in an air conditioned office with my hot cup of coffee!
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If one of your friends did something you highly didn't approve of would you be friends with them anymore?
Depends. If they are a good friend I would tell them the problem and see where it goes from there.
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Is this Friday going to be "Paycheck Friday" for you?
Nope, thursday @ 12am.
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Who have you had sex with the most
Lately.... myself!
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Why am I inlove with a self centered, drinking, intelligent, succesful,shallow man? What is wrong with me...Why do I want him..
Does he resemble your father?
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Relationships
Wow - relationships!
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Distance between two cell phone tower
Yes, you are correct. There is usually distance between 2 cell phone towers!
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Can you name any horror movies in which a cat is integral to the plot?
Stephen King's - Cat's Eyes (1985)
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What unusual things have you mixed, into a bowl of ice cream?
Cat hair. This was without my knowledge until I put it in my mouth!
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Who wants to go out for a beer?
Just 1? I can go for a few!
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What things can i do with my girlfriend when i have no money.
Sex - that's always free from a gf!
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What is something that you would find at the North Pole?
The "Pole"???
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Is it shallow to dump my bf because he got a really ugly haircut?
I think you should. I'm sure he doesn't like your hair style either!
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Complete: I am faster than ______________?
a turtle!
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What is it that gives some elderly people a foul odor?
moth balls
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How much weight have you gained since 5 years ago?
none - I have lost 25lbs
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What might you buy, by the gallon?
gas, milk, water
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Complete : I am __________
a woman!
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If i had 239 nickles,76 quarters,284 dimes, and 622 fifty cent pieces how much money would i have?
More than me!
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Apart from beans what other food causes you to fart?
broccoli
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Did you see what she was wearing? she looks like _________________!
an orange!
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What are people most greedy for?
sex
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What fruit do you peel before eating?
banana
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How come some women crave sweets the week before their menstrual cycle? *My sister and I were both wondering as we were chowing down on a Danish*
Mine is not sweets, but salt. Anything salty!
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I say Mary, .... You say?
Spicy Bloody Mary! Yummy!
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I am very glad I __________. What word (s) can you use to complete the thought?
took a shower today.
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What am i limited on?
Time
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What food microwaves better than you'd expect?
potatoes
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What's one hairstyle have you tried?
Mullet - in grade school. It was the "in" style! I have changed since then.
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Would this work? (Sorry, I stumbled upon the picture and had to share it.) http://kev.needham.ca/gallery2/v/misccrap/anti_jehovah_doorknocker.jpg.html
Ahhh Haaaa! That's a good one!
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How to tell if your date's a hooker?
If she is asking for money before or at the end of the date.
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What is a word that starts with "under"?
under-cut
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Name something that is basically 'countless' (like stars)?
The holes in the ceiling tile. I have tried to count them, but it is endless and useless!
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Can you name a TV show Father?
Charles Ingalls
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What are the things you should not say when comforting someone?
And, your point is?????
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Would you prefer consuming alcohol in the mornings, afternoons, evenings or night time?
That would depend on what time I get out of bed.
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Do you ever have problems with your joints, if so do you find the condition worsens at different times of the year?
Used to. When I would roll my joint during the rainy/snowy season it got wet and would be hard to smoke. Warmer season was better.
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Where, besides anywhere, would be an inappropriate place to let out a loud, echoing, fart, to which claim is evident?
During your presenation with all the executives!
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Do your pets have / need clothes?
no - they have fur, their natural coat!
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Has anyone here (on Answerbag) been contacted by God directly?
Yep - just texted me. How did he get my number?
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Can you describe yourself in one word using the letter "T"?
Tall
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I want to_____ this!
buy
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Live w/bf & want 2 marry him have 1yr old baby 2gethr he wants future w/me but says he's not ready 4 marriage says he lovs me but not n love w/me. i dont want 2 wait yrs & nevr get married he tells me 2 giv him time what should i do
I must have seen this question 5x's in the past hour. How many times are you going to ask the same question???? Do you need an answer by the end of the day???
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If you are on fire, you should defiently not ______ (what?)
Light up a smoke!
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Grab a pencil & paper, and draw something...do it!!...anything...what did you draw?
A line! I'm good!
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Are there any positional titles that have "master" in them besides "postmaster" and "headmaster"?
Webmaster
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When is the last time you send a letter to somebody?
Not really a letter, but a post it note.
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Who is someone you would *not* want to hear sing Karaoke?
ME!
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I have some Collard greens to cook any suggestions?
hocks, vinegar and hot peppers. Yummy. I usually like it the best the next day after everything has a chance to soak up the flavor!
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Which movie always makes you cry, no matter how many times you watch it?
The Color Purple - everytime!
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How do you pass the time at a long...red light?
Sing along with the music on the radio!
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What shall a woman exactly do when discovers that her husband is having an affair with some other lady?
LEAVE!
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Finish any sentence: Today is ___________.
humid! Ugh!
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Name one item you might find in a police station
metal bars
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Name one food or drink which has a diet option
Hot water with a squeeze of fresh lemon.
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What do you put on your hair to keep it in place?
Double sided tape! lol
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What is the most simplest household item you can think of?
paper towel
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Why do people think or feel others should give them things, like homeless hell just GIVE them a house, or a single mother just GIVE them food stamps. When is enough, enough? I understanding helping, just not supporting!
That's why I do not give my money to the church.
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Im 15 yrs old im a freshmen but im really in love with this boy i've knew since kindergarden i use 2 hate him but now i like him alot bt my parents dont want me 2 date b/c they think im not going to be focused on skool so idk what to do.
skool????? Yeah...stay in SKOOL! Seems like it has been worth the effort already!
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Have you ever met mr No-It-Hall
I do know a mr know-it-all, but not a no-it-hall.
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Name one disease that is hereditary
Asthma and eczema
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If i say "I know what you did" you say ____________
Damn!
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Anyone ever buy a house with just their live-in boyfriend/girlfriend before marriage or even when that word hasnt even been brought up?
yep - we moved in together in an apt, then bought a house and a year later married.
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What 3 words do you NOT say after sex?
I gotta go!
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Are rules meant to be broken? If so, what rules have you broken?
Hmmmm - which ones HAVEN'T I broken?????
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What is the best come back to use when you ask a lady how many months is she & she responds " I'm not pregnant" ?....
Oh - what I meant was - how many months till your B-Day!
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Men, what are some things that, if you got your wife for her birthday, would guarantee you sleeping on the couch for a week?
Membership for Jenny Craig.
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If the answer is 'I have at least three a week', what's the question?
How many beers do you drink in a week?
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When are you ready to throw away your old socks?
I don't have to throw them away. One by one they seem to leave on their own, usually when I do wash. I'm sure there is an escape tunnel somewhere behind the machine!
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Chocolate Chip or Chocolate Chunk?
neither
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Who have you told about AB?
None of my friends. I don't want them to see my questions. Hee Hee!
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Who was the first person who kissed you?
I'm hoping it was my parents right after I was born.
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How can I extract a text from Acrobat reader and put it on microsoft word?
You would need Acrobat Standard/Professional or you can open the pdf in Illustrator. Each one of these will allow you to do a copy and paste from a pdf to word.
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How do you people who do not believe in any religion get through hard times or wish for better things to happen in your life?
Beer!
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WHY DONT I HAVE SOUND ON MY COMPUTER WHEN IM ON INTERNET
Because your volume is on "Mute"?
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I say banana....you say?
In my desk for my afternoon snack!
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Are you supposed to be working right now?
Why, are you watching me?
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I say idiot you say ..............
not again!
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A little help here? I've temporarily lost the use of my right hand, and I need to take care of some, shall we say "Business" any options?
A friends hand????
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Do you consider your family as normal?
If normal is dysfunctional as in every family - then yes!
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What are some really bad names for people? I've heard about a guy in the navy named Paul Enis. He was Captain P Enis. There's also a Private Parts. What are some other bad names?
I have a friend who is from the Ukraine and his last name is "Tit". When he came to the US he was laughed at and decided to change it to "Titus". I told him he should have kept it and become a plastic surgeon. "Have your breast enlarged by Dr. Tit"! lol
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Yes i am ashamed of this, but how do i change my picture on this...?
Change you picture on what?
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Can You Get a DUI While Riding a Bicycle?
I'm sure you can. I read an article about someone who got a DUI on a riding lawn mower and a motored bar stool.
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What's the last thing you spent over $500.00 on?
Getting my car fixed, $500 was the excat amount of my deductable.
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Drinking beer is bad for your ___________.
eyes - After too many you start to see doubles and spinning rooms!
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Think of a famous Movie and replace one of the words with Sausage...? :)
Me, myself and Sausage.
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Do you hate having to call people ma'am or sir( like yes ma'am or no ma'am when you're called)? Or worse having someome call YOU ma'am or sir?
I have been called ma'am since I was about 25 - It makes me feel old.
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Have you ever honked your horn at the driver in front of you that didn't notice the light turned green, and they gave you a dirty look as if you were the one at fault?
Yes and I have had it done to me many times.
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Being ignored by _______ bothers me the most.
my plant
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How old were you when you got your first job. Either full or part time?
14- part-time during the school year and full time in the summer. I was told that if I wanted to drive when I was 16 that I had to pay for my own car insurance. The car that my parents bought me was 1/2 of the cost of my car insurance. I also paid for myself to travel to paris with a school group when I was 15. I worked damn hard!
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One word answer Peanut butter and ________?
Applebutter - yummy!
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Would this hairstyle/cut look good?
Here's me, about a year ago but same face with hair pulled back.
http://tinypic.com/view.php?pic=6i5o5c&s=3
Here's the short cut. Lady wanted a photo with my dog.
http://tinypic.com/view.php?pic=2it0boj&s=3
I like the newstyle. Looks more professional.
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Where, is somewhere that you just will not sit?
company toliet seat
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What might someone kill?
An ant!
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We have a bar called "The Office" and a bar called "Across the Street" & "The Other Bar". (because the patrons at one bar are always saying they are going across the street OR to the other bar. Cool hu?) Do you have any bar names that can top these 3?
I have one in my area called "Big Heads".
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What is your cities nickname?
Killadelphia
(Philadelphia)
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What can I get from a strip club?
crabs (not the kind you eat)
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Do you wear shorts under tear away pants?
Are you kidding - that would look wierd!
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Is is right to have a Dad and 3 sisters and they never call or help out in anyway and I only make $22,000.00 a year. They dont even try to bring over a jug of milk and the oldest is 8 years older than me. Is this right?
You should be so lucky to have a job!
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At first glance, what attracts you most to a person?
humor and butt!
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Is there a word that drives you crazy when you hear it?
OMG!
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What do you like to keep an eye on?
My empty bank account.
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You get up go downstairs and see Obama sitting at your kitchen table. What do you say?
"Sup" and jesture the peace sign while hitting my chest.
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If someone were to ask you.."who are you" would you know what to say or would you have to make something up because you don't have a clue?
I'm ME! And if you don't like it too bad!
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What is your little 'pick me up' when you have had a rotten day? Something that is your special treat and makes you feel good?
A beer always helps!
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Is there a single word for asking: "are the dishes in the dishwasher clean"?
Stand in front of the dishawasher, point to it and say "Clean"?
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What's the stupidest song you've heard lately?
Birthday Sex - don't know who sings it...
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I am looking for 101 uses for vinegar. Can you help me?
cleaning
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Dirty ________. What word (s) could you use to complete the thought?
dog
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Hey, I really like this girl in my school but I don't know her at all. I just want to meet her and get to know her a little better but im a really shy guy when it comes to meeting new people. Any suggestions on what I should do to meet her?
How can you like someone if you don't know them? is it that you are just attracted to her looks?
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Tomorrow is the day I ________
find out if I am getting laid off at the end of June!
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Is is true that if a man's orgasim is exposed to air, automatically it dies?
Do you mean his little swimming men????
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My lips are so (what???).
glossy!
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Why are people so stupid, I mean what makes you stupid when you think you're actually smart, but you're not....you're really just stupid?
Please go to school (which you think is stupid) and learn how to spell!
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Why is are school system so stupid? And how does this no child left behind thing work? I was kicked out of school for missing to many days after my mother died.. Now i'm a loser and i'm working on getting a GED.
You should go to learn how to spell "STUPID"!
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Why did I come into this room?
You left your twinkie in there!
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Change your _________ regularly. What word (s) can you use in the blank to complete the thought?
nail color
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Is it wrong that right now my wife is getting ready to leave for the afternoon and I am happy because I know I'll be able to do what ever I want/watch whatever and drink beer while on A/B since she will be gone?
Nope - you need some alone time! Have fun!
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Who do you want to hug today?
Myself... Oh wait - I already did that this morning.
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Do you have bunions? I do. :( hehe
Well - 1/2! Had surgery on my right foot 2 years ago and a small one on my left. Will not do the surgey for it - doens't bother me. Damn my father and grandmother - got it from them! :-)
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You're leaving for a few days. You're not sure if you remembered to lock your front door. How far are you willing to drive back to check it?
Maybe a few blocks away. I have very nosey neighbors, so I know my house would be safe!
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WHAT DOES EMOTIONAL CHEATING MEAN?
More dangerous then a 1 night stand. My husband had 2 emotional affairs that cost me big money (cell phone bills) and he never spent time with me. Always slept on the couch cause he "just feel asleep". Found out about both of them (1 lasted a year and the other 6 months). The trust is gone. I think I would of rather him have a 1 night stand with a stranger!
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What's the first thing that comes to mind when I say the word 'naughty'?
Me!
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Happiness is?
having a job!
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If I told you 'Hi,' what would you tell me?
I would say "Nope". Oh - thought it was a question, not a gesture.
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Whats the most embarrasssing thing u ever said when u were drunk?
(never ever drink and dial)
I told my boss that I was looking for a new job! (Christmas Party) Yeah, that was over 3 years ago and he is still my boss today.
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It is because of ___________ that women dislike each other. Can you fill in the blank with a word to make the statement TRUE?
MEN
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What are some kid names that you thought of that you liked?
Stealth...
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How many different ways can we say 'hello'? One word per answer.
Sup!
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Have you ever worked with someone so incompetent, that it scared you?
All the time! No common sense!
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Do you get up with or without an alarm?
I'm usually up before my alarm goes off.
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What do you smell like? What do you hate to smell?
Bath and Body Cucumber Melon Body Cream!
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Look around, and tell me the first thing you see that has GOLDEN color on it. +6 if you tell the truth! lol
My post-it notes - they are a golden yellow! Part of the jewel tome collection.
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How many windows are in the room you are in?
None - I'm in a cube farm!
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How do u know when a guy wants to just sleep with you or get to know you and then sleep with you?If a guy takes it slowly and comes to you only based on how you acted the last time/not coming on strong/mirroring you -is that just for sex?
Ummmm.... you don't do anything else but have sex.
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Thats a cute little (what???) you have.
checking account
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If you were in Chicago & were offered free tickets to the Oprah show, how much would you want to go, on a scale of 1-10, where 1 is "Shyeah, right" and 10 is when you start practicing your high-pitched "WOOOOOOOOOOOO!" for when the guests walk on?
Is she still on the air????
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What will your last mortal thought be? (Or what MIGHT it be?)
Damn it! I wasn't done!
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What is something that you do that involves your mouth?
Drink beer, chew gum and slurp.
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What are some things you'd like to say to the computer voice that answers the phone, if it could understand you?
F-off and shut up!
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What is an intresting fact about "Bison/Buffalo"?
Their meat makes for a damn good burger!
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What is the longest thing you ever did?
live
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What oder disturbs you the most?
BO and fresh dill
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What is something about a person that makes you fall in love?
humor
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Could I be pregnant?
The stars and alignment of the planets say "Yes".
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If they made a pill you could take that would cause your taste buds to no longer exist, would you take it? Why or Why not?
Why would you want to do that?
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OK...You either get to marry for large sums of money and no sex...or incredible sex for life and no money...you would choose__________________?
I would go for the money right now. I can have sex with myself.
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What is the greatest gift that someone has ever given you?
Birth.
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Alright now why do they call some guys "tools" when everyone knows tools are suppose to fix things?
I like the term "A waste of skin".
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Do you use a tissue or paper towel to openthe door of a public restroom?
I do that at work all the time! Co-workers have witnessed others not washing their hands! Yuck!
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Have you ever cage danced?
Yep - after too many drinks at a Sales meeting. It is one of thos things that you should not do in front of your co-wokers! I was offered $1!
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Can you finish this? Birth ________________.
canal
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How much did your first phone cost?
$350 - nextel i90 - it was their first color screen.
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Can you think of any food that's the size of a marble or smaller?
Blueberries
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Do you realize that six seconds after 4:05am on July, 8th 2009, it will be 04:05:06 07/08/09? How do you feel about that?
Cool - Shall we celebrate?????
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I lost the key to my 2000 Pontiac Grand Prix GT. Had a new key cut which is inscribed with 'PK3' with an 'M' underneath. My car won't start. I tried the 10 min 3x deal. I tried starting the car each time though - is that incorrec
You need to get a new key from the dealership. Not from the local hardware store.
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What shouldn`t you put in a salad?
Cat hair! They will get stuck in your teeth!
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Is it true that the world does not want to see your ....................?
nose hairs.
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Been married for bout a month, but dated almost two yrs... recently been talking to my guy friend, he lives 2 hrs away.. so we only talk,txt,and IM.. its mostly sexual.. is it cheating or wht? any and all advice is needed.. thanks
My husband did this to me with 2 girls... I do not live with him anymore. He may have lost me cause of it.
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Now the taxes on each pack of cigarettes is $1.01..up from 39 cents or so. Any of you smokers out there considering quitting?
Nope! If I quit smoking then that means that I would have to quit drinking too. I think that will put a BIG dent in the economy!
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My ex remarried and had a kid. But I am still single and childless at 36 . I wanted kids but at the time,we divorced. he wanted to chase women. But he's calling me, apologizing as to how great a wife I was. He's tried to come over many times. What to do
Don't do it. His loss. You will find someone.
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What does rap music look like?
Flavor Flav!
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Does religion ruin people's sense of good and bad?
No, usually the al al al alc alcohol does it. lol
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DO YOU THINK MARRIAGE IS IMPORTANT FOR TWO TEENS WHO ARE ABOUT TO BE PARENTS
No - the focus should be on the baby.
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Why did you let him?
Cause he gave me candy!
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What do you know that I don't? Tell me something I don't know
Rams are considered Big Horned Sheep.
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In terms of longevity, what is your goal in life?
Tomorrow!
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In terms of longevity, what is your goal in life?
Tomorrow!
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OMG, MY BOYFRIEND GOT A TATTAOO ON BOTH EARS,,, OF A SMALL HOUSTONE STAR, IN JAIL.. THAT WAS SO GAE TO ME.,,. WHAT YOU ALL THINK?
I think you need to learn how to spell.
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What's your best example of a "no-brainer"?
breathing
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Give me ______ or give me death?
sex
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I am thinking of trimming my pubes down real short. She has never mentioned me shaving it all off, but made mention that grooming makes oral more pleasureable for her. What is the thought out there on thet? Should I just take my buzzers to it?
Yes, yes and yes! My husband shaves down there and the arm pits - so much more enjoyable!
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Best of the Beatles?
strawberry fields
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Do you flirt online?
*wink*
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Name a reason you might Kiss someone...?
Too much to drink - anyone is kissable!
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If you knew for a fact that you could get away with it would you cheat on your spouse or significant other?
yep
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When you leave the house and your cat(s) are alone, do you leave Animal Channel on for them?
no - they have each other for entertainment!
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What slang words do you know referring to money? (quid,fiver,greenback etc.)currency of any nation welcome
cream
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Can you describe your cell phone in one word?
business
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Girls, why dont you answer so many questions, are you shy here only.
Answer, answer, answer!
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I am thirsty, will you give me some ________?
salty crackers?
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If someone hate you, how do you deal with it?
Ignore them - it's going to piss them off more!
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How easy is it to love you?
Too easy. I think some people just say it cause it is expected, but they really don't mean it. For example... when you end a phone call with your s/o "I love you". That is just a gesture, not the real meaning of it.
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Which Activities can provide Wisdom...?
Watching "Wheel of Fortune"?
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I love a girl, and i wanna know that she love me to?
Ask her. Don't be shy. You will only get the real answer by asking!
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Finish the sentence: I wish you would______________!
finish the sentence!
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Are you looking forward to tomorrow or still thinking about yesterday?
I'm thinking about 3 days from now - friday!
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Name something that you wear that begins with the letter P
Plug - when it's that time of the month. lol
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What is something you "push?"
My Boss!
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What is one thing you'd like to have or be that starts with C?
comfort
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What do i do if im with my girlfriend and these boys come up to me and try start a fight? i dont want to back down because i wan to show my girlfriend that she can feel safe around me whenever something bad heads our way
she should kick their asses and you would be proud of her!
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What does your crack dealer look like?
White, soft and thin - "toliet paper". That's my crack dealer!
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Name a foodstuff which should be excluded from a slimming diet.
butter...
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Name something that's in your purse or wallet right now...please?
A penny!
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If I'd known you were coming I'd of___________ What?
wiped my ass!
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What's your favorite dave chappelle skit?
The Racist Convention... When the chinese took the WU- Tang Clan!
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When you make popcorn, what is your favourite topping?
Hot sauce...
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Sorry, you just can't sing, you sound like __________________
me! (And I know I cannot sing!)
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How can I get rid of a hangover?
Runny egg cheese sandwich! yummy!
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What is the easiest and most effective way to wake up teenagers in the morning, after they have stayed up half the night?
Cold water in the face!
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At what age did you realize that the stuff done in cartoons would be impossible to do in real life?
I can fly... what do you mean...
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On a scale of 0-10, how drunk did you get last night?
-2, had coffee!
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Are you sleeping now?
If I was - I wouldn't be answering your question...
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Silky Sheets or Flannel Sheets?
Neither - 600 thread cotton sheets.
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If a house cat gets out the house in 19 degree weather and is missing for three days, is there a chance it will find its way home and what can I do to encourage it to find its way?
Find some fur in the house and spread it around in the yard or maybe where the cat was last seen. My cat was a house cat and got out and was gone for 2 weeks. I put posters up and a free ad in the paper for missing pets. A neighbor saw my kitty in another neighbors yard so I put out wet food, his bed and scattered some fur around. After 3 days, I checked and he was laying in his bed alseep....
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Why me?
Why not?
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So, sir/madame, you are telling me you won't or cannot pay your Visa credit card bill because ________________?
The gov't taxed my wages way toooooo much and I do not have much left!
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What comes to mind when I say chips?
The tv show "CHIPS". (Cops on motorcycles) Good memories!
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Name a City beginning with D ? - (dont google)
Doylestown, PA
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I have made a website, it is tricks of computers...
Please visit and tell me is the content legal
Looks good. You might want to change your font size in your posts - too big.
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Dont trust a _______?
rock
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Besides every married woman is________________husband!
cheating
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Can you smell in dreams?
I have before - sometimes the odors are pleasant and sometimes they are not.
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What do you find yourself repeating over and over?
Is it 5pm yet... Is it 5pm yet...
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What is a sure fire way to get out of jury selection?
If you died - you wouldn't have to go!
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Do you get frustrated at people that lack common sense?
All the time. Seems like I ask myself that question everytime someone is asking me a question. I wok in IT and we call them "ID10T"! lol
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Do you like it more when people are polite, or brutally honest?
honest - don't beat around the bush!
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Do people say that you are wierd?
I have been told that I am "insane" - in a good way... I think????
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I could do with a hug right now..i feel so awful..any volunteers?
BIG HUG!!!!!!!!!
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What's your pornstar name? Take your first pet's name and your mothers maiden name. Mine is Smokey Browne!!
Pepper Myrtle
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Is there anyone at work you really dont like?
Yes and they know it!
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I am 15 and I have a 6 inch penis....is that avg
yes
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Are you forgetful?
I'm sorry...what did you ask?
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Can I get a what what?
No, no!
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Ouch! My touch & ear hurts, what can I take?
What is "touch"?
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What is the most attractive or personalty trait of a man?
Humor - I love to laugh!
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Is there anyone there?
Hello, hello, hello... Can you hear me now?
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Has anyone been to the Family Watchdog site to see if they live near sex offenders?
Just checked and way toooooo many!
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Do I look my age? How old would you give me?
16
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I have had time off of work for the holidays and I feel like I'm going crazy, I feel like I need to work, how do people with no jobs do this lol. Am I a workaholic or something?
I like to be productive too! So during the thanksgiving holiday - I gutted and redid and bathroom and during this christmas holiday I'm ripping up carpet, sanding and painting. Don't get me wrong, there are days when I do nothing but chill on the couch!
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What do you like better,Toast or Pop-Tart?
Toast with butter!
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Do you remember if there was a song playing on a stereo/radio at the time you lost your virginity? What song was it?
All Mixed Up by the Cure
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How do you come to terms with your emotions?
I am prescribed medication...
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Love
how to make someone fall in love with you
If it was that easy, you wouldn't be here asking that question, but would have made millions by now knowing the secret!
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Where's my man?
Still upstairs alseep in my bed - I'll time him that it's time to go home.
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How much snow did you get this year?
Not enough - and it needs to be during the week so I can have off from work!
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When ur girlfriend asks u that is she beautiful what would u answer?
Is she to you?
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What did you think of the guy throwing his show at George W. Bush?
Show - you mean shoe?
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Do cats get high or stoned on catnip?
I don't know, but my 2 cats rather attack the tabacco in my cigs! They go nuts!
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How do you refinance your house?
Sorry to say this, but if you do not know how to refinance, you shouldn't own a house!
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How can i become a slut ??? am 17 in high school !!!!!!
Why????
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Do you have to work tomorrow (12/24/2008)?
Nope - off the 24th, 25th and 26th!
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Wasn't that you I saw on America's Most Wanted? It sure looked like you!!
Crap - what did they catch me doing this time????
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Do you hate anyone on AB?
Why? Do you?
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What effect does caffeine gives you?
Helps my breathing since I have asthma.
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WHO ELSE IS READY FOR CHRISTMAS TO BE OVER?
I am!!!!!! I hate the holidays and can't wait for the holiday commericals to end!
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Whats the best presents to get for 10 people with a low budget?
Scratch off lottery tickets - $2 or $5 ones. They usually come with an envelope too!
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What's the best thing you have in your fridge right now?
Cheesecake... It's for tomorrow, but it's calling me!
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Are you bare down there?
Just trimmed up this morning - thanks for asking!
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What would happen if Uranus were to explode one day?
OOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
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If you meet god for the first time, what would you tell him?
Why did you do this to me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Why does mineral water that has trickled down the mountains for centuries, go out of date within a year?
Interesting question - I'd like to know too!
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Why would a 29 year old female lose hair?
Alopecia - just to be sure you will need to see the doctor!
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If I say banana, what is the first word that comes to your mind?
Vibrate????
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If u to be blind for a whole 24 hrs, would u still try to drive a car, or try to have sex? (u can only pick 1)
Hello sex, I know all the roads to that!
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If you were the last women on earth would you stay with your bf or even husband?
If I was the last woman on earth - I would have to sort out all the options!
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Whats the first name of the person you find the MOST boring in your life?
Claire - I can't explain...
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Whats the first thing that comes to mind when I say the letter "O"?
Occupation (I feel bad for those who don't have one or been laid off lately)
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What is the first word that pops into ur mind that begins with "M"
Money (where is it?)
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What do we call an organism that lives on a host (another organism) which it usually injures?
Are you talking about my husband again...
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If you don't wear a tampon for longer than 8 hours, can you still get Toxic Shock Syndrome? What do you do if the string breaks?
If the string breaks - you need to go up there and get it. Usually when I have my period the only thing that I use are tampons. You just need to make sure that you change them often. I HATE pads!
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How can you tell if an egg is bad without cracking it open?
I knocked on my husbands head a few times and it sounded hollow - bad egg!
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Why do men think "Jackass" (the movies and shows) is so funny?
I loved the show - never saw the movie! It was funny as hell. GIRL!
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Is it true `The more you get, the more you want`?
Yep - depends what it is. Most things I want more, but the more bills I get - I do not want anymore of them!
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I found a wallet with around $1800.00 and no ID. I placed an ad, costing me $8.00 a day to run. How long would you allow the ad to run?
Hey- that was my wallet. Thanks for finding it.
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Why are you snapping at me?
Because I am a snapping turtle - please do not make snapper soup out of me!
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Is it true gay people spread diseases?
Is it true that humans spread diseases?
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My mom and step-dad both got laid off from work. How many people do you know that has had that happen this year?
My husband - it's been tough with the bills, but we are getting through.
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How many AB'rs would be willing to have cassual Sex with a complete stranger in a public place?
Where?
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Why do people adopt kittens only to bring them back the shelter once they have gotten big (and have less of a chance of being adopted)?
I don't know. I adpoted 3 of my cats from the shelter - 2 kittens and 1 6 month old - love them all!
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What are some board games for 2 to 4 people to play?
Connect 4 or Sorry!
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What browser are you using right now?
IE
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What is the difference between really liking and loving a person?
Yes I do - you?
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What do you call the oldest living member of the family?
Great grandmom
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When a girl is interested in you and you've slept with her.... but you dont want to continue the relationship. What do you say to her? The truth that hurts... or lie?
That you are "friends with benefits"
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I dont know what to get my boyfriend for christmas...i need help! this is an emergency!
Nothing but your love!
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I WAS ABLE TO DOWNLOAD MUSIC OFF ARES BUT NOW I CAN'T. IS THERE A WAY I CAN FIX THAT PROBLEM OR IS IT ANOTHER SITE WHERE I CAN DOWNLOAD MUSIC TO MY COMPUTER?
That was loud - proper case next time?
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Do you know what you want? If so what is it?
I want to be happy again!
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Do you think assisted suicide should be a crime?
No - if I didn't want to live anymore and could have somehelp me - it would be a blessing.
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What is the best home remedie for healthy glowing skin
water
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How much money do you have?
Let me check the stock market - I'm sure my 401K is downhill!
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Do you dread the Christmas season or do you go all out for it?
Dread it! There is always fighting - Whose house are we going to, how much did you spend on them and the list goes on... Can't wait for Dec 26th!
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Does your job require you to wear a name tag?
security badge with name, picture and department
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My wife of 5 years cought me masturbating and did not like me doining it .are all woman that way
I like to watch! I asked my husband to do it and I think he enjoyed it! I was good for me!
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Do girls pefer a thick penis more or long or does it just matter how guy works it?
I prefer girth!
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Okay, Game Time!!!! somebody say a quote from a TV show, and people have to guess it. (Yes, I know there's a thing like this for movies, but not TV shows, eh?)
ohhhhhh - I'm gonna tell mama!
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Do you like have sex out side because you think you are being watch
Done it and yes! Playground, backyard and even in a public laundry mat!
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Have you ever seen something most others haven't?
I've seen a falling star - it was amazing!
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What job should George W. Bush apply for after his stint as President ends?
Greeter at Wal-Mart.
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What is something you shouldn't sell at a garage sell?
Dildos
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If you had to be executed, how would you want to die?
With pills, so I could die in my sleep and not feel anything.
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What's your nickname? And do you think it's the best.
In high school it was "Alf" due to my hair ( you have to remember the show). I don't have one now.
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I'm gay, and I want to know the truth on the amount of people on average who are okay with it and who have a problem with it. Thoughts?
As a girl - I have no problem with it.
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Why is GMT called Zulu time?
7:01 pm in PA - USA
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Is it illegal to eat cats and dogs?
Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!
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What is the magic word?
NOW!
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Which Sport were you best at whilst a Schoolkid?
Softball - pitching and 2nd base.
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Are you left or right handed, or do you do different things with different hands/feet?
Right
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Guys: i'm curious, how does it feel when you get hard?
This is a good one - I'm curious too!
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If you could talk to the animals, what would you say?
Say hi to your mother for me! (sound familar??) lol
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WOULD YOU LOAN ME $7000 IF I PAID U BACK IN ONE MONTH!?
Sure - let me write the contact up first, that way I have a legal binding document when we see Judge Judy!
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For the other 6 people in the world who like brussels sprouts: what's your favorite brussels sprouts recipe?
Drizzle olive oil over them with slat and pepper and fresh garlic (minced). Make sure each one is evenly coasted. Place them on a cookie sheet pan and place them in the oven at 375 until them are roasted. Pop them in your mouth just like pop corn! Yummy!
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What's the very last word you've spoken?
that
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What is some good comedy i can watch online for free, it can be either shows or stand up comedy, i like stuff like i dream of Jeanie, Colbert report,Jeff dun ham, mind of mencia. what else would be some good comedy online?
Check out SNL online - they always have some good skits!
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I knew it was over when........?
when I woke up alone in bed because he didn't come home that night.
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Have you ever crapped in your pants?
Yes - this year. Had to relieve some gas, but thats not what came out! I was lucky to be home when it happened!
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Except "WORLD", fill in the blank: YOU & ME against the _____________
the MAN!
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What is your favorite social network?
LinkedIn
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What is a good comeback to a boy that says "Dont hate the Player Hate the game"..Cause he cheated on me but still wants me.. what should I do?
Tell him that he is a waste of skin!
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Which emotion do you find the most difficult to express, Love, Hate, Anger or Regret.?
hate
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What's the worst thing a person can say to someone who has just lost a loved one?
Have a good time at the funeral...
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What do you think about when you are raking leaves?
I used to think, "Where the F is my husband!"
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Women what do you like to do in the shower?
What's a shower???
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How do you tell bible thumpers to stop coming to your home?
I usually answer the door and tell them that I do not believe in their religion, say thanks and close the door. Then, I go back to bed! They are up way too early!
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If a party full of men is a "sausage-fest", what is a party full of women? A Peach-Pit? Can you think of a better name?
Camel Toe Ranch
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What would your idea of 'the holiday from hell' be?
Umm it already happened last year. He didn't come home the night before thanksgiving and had the nerve to call me to iron his clothes before going to my uncles. He finally showed up at my uncles in the same outfit he had on the day before and then left. Then, he got arrested the day after thanksgiving.
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I'm single~ NOW what do I do?
Excatly what you are doing - ABing!
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Have you ever done cyber sex?
No on cyber, but I have done phone alot!
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What things did you collect as a child?
Scratch 'n Sniff Stickers - I think I might still have them at my moms! I gotta check now.
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Which do you like, Pepsi or Coke?
Neither - water
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I hate going on airplane's can you talk me into it? or give me tips..
More accidents happen in auto's then in planes. if that is your fear - your are very safe. Have a drink when you are on the plane!
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Just gota dog from the humane soc. He's very skinny. B4 that, he came from a condemned home. I think there his old owners fed him table scraps. Now He won't eat his dog food for us. He will literally starve himself. What can we do?
I got all my cats from the spca - when they are hungry they will eat! No need to worry.
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Have you ever seen the "butt crack" of a co-worker?
No - butt - I've noticed mine was showing when I bent over!
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If you were at a party and your ex asked you to dance, what would your response be?
He would say "no", he hates to dance.
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If i didn't then who did?
Must of been the kitties - Are they hiding again?
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Where the Fuc* did you get that?
I found it in your sock drawer! Why was it in there?
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Nothing is better then______
sex (oh wait, I haven't had any in the past 5 months!)
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Where can I get a shirt that says "Republicans, you lost quit crying!"?
You can always make your own with iron on letters!
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My kids fight leaving scars from scratching.. (doesnt help that daughter is a picker), i cant break them up! they will do it with me sitting 2 inches away! what can i do! i have taken away toys, tv, time out.. i wont spank cause they are hitting...
Let them fight until they get tired or hurt. That's what my father did and when my brother was 13 and hit me in the stomach- I knew my time was up. I'm a girl that can fight fight, but that was it with him. We are the best of friends today!
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Would you donate your body to a Body Farm, a place where rates of decomposition are studied and determined through the life cycles of flies on corpses?
Yes - my aunt went through 2 heart transplants and if I can help science - I will. (she was only 35)
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Do you take pills unnecessarily?
Yes - if I'm not right, I will fix it!
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Is it possible to become immune from cold sores?
If you find out let me know!
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I creep out my friends, do you have any friends that creep you out/scare you?
No - if I did they would not be my friends.
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Can you describe your father in one word?
A-hole
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What do you do when you feel sad and alone.
Drink a lot! (and cry)
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My bed is __________?
waiting for me! But it is all wet from what happened earlier! :-P
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Is it true that if a guy's eyelids are droopy and his eyes half closed when he's alone with you, does that mean he's happy and aroused? (I've observed this several times, even when the guy in question wasn't sleepy)
Was he drinking or smoking pot?
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I need to redo my resume, where can i get a resume template? i dont have anything like that on my computer and i cant find any online, only tips and advice on how to make a resume.
Google it - if not, you can send it to me since I review all my students resumes in my class.
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Where have you been?!?!?
Why do you ask?
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Name some things you should NEVER say to your shrink?
You should say whatever you want to your shrink - that's why they are there. No one else knows!
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HELP! Health Care I need help on a 5 page report about health care. It need to be broken down from *An introduction *History/discription *Impact/pro *Relevancy/con *Opinion Pleas help me!
I think I just saw your post earlier...2 x's
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How would you use a copy machine that only allows reductions by 50-200% to reduce the document by 36% of original size
Get Adobe products and do it on the computer.
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What is a word that starts with a?
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
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If the world actually ends on 12/21/12, then how would you prepare?
Drinking enough so I do not remember what happens!
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What are some important information about ancient Egypt that I should include in my project?
they worshiped cats...
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Bong goes the ___.
clock?
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Guys, in your opinion, does a woman need to wear make-up even if she is naturally beautiful and clear-skinned in order to be attractive to you?
Guys - umm, no make up. Natural!
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What will you give me to shut up?
Same thing my grandfather gave me...a quarter!
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Meatloaf?
I was told I make a good one!
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What was the name/names of your favorite childhood pet/pets?
Pepper - kitty that looked like the mix of slat and pepper. We had 2 others before, but I was way toooo young to remember.
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Never date a guy who ......................?
is a woman
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Tony stewart is ____________.
who?
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So what is it exactly that you expiriance when your high on a doobie, medical or otherwise?
Are you now? There is a spelling error in your question.
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Are you going to vote for John McCain?
Umm, no, cause the election is over.
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Christmas music -- love it or hate it?
I'm a Christmas playa hatera!
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When you take a shower,what piece of clothing do you take off last?
my shirt
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I have a great ________________?
bank account and 401K (SIKE!) lol
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Will you describe how you're feeling in a four letter word?
hmmm
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French __________?
fries (wit chz)
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How long could you survive on what you have in the house right now?
Food - 1 month, Beer - tonight only.
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What is the point of celery?
Celery seed is good in Shrimp Salad!
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What are your friends most likely to steal from you?
Not sure - One thing that they can't steal from me is money - Cause I dont' have any!
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What/who is the last thing/person on your mind when you go to sleep at night?
Me!
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Does anyone want to pay my phone bill for me?
How much is it? Cell or LAN line?
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Best Bond film you've ever seen?
4 Your Eyes Only... memories!
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What is your 'A' word for today?
awesome
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Tag you're it!
Not again... I'm tired of being it! :-(
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Can you make me smile?
I just farted and it smells!!!!!!!!!!!!
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What are some common excuses for not starting an exercise routine?
I work 3 jobs...
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Can you drink coffee?
Yep - four cups a day. Love it!
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______ is in the air?
my ass <<shaking it>>
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My online lover is to busy to come out and play, can I have yours?
When, where and how? You are the who!
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Women with 6-packs are________
My drinking buddy. Should have gotten a 24 pack!
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Should your girlfriend get upset if you get your wife pregnant?
Seriously????
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If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be and why?
Screech and Scratch
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It's time for some after-school cartoons! What do you want to watch?
Tom and Jerry... good times!
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Why do some guys when they drive hang their left arm out of the window when they are driving around? Is this supposed to be cool or something?
Are they smoking???
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I just found out that my fiance of 3 years has been ringing & texting girls he went to school with that he met on facebook, he set up secret email but his phone in my name - so i've checked it and caught him out but he has lied to me about the numbers.
Sounds like my husband - is it him?
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Are you watching World Series Game 5.5 tonight?
Yep - Phillies only have 9 more outs to go!
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Have you ever broken a bone?
I feel you ... <tear>
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Do you have any visible tattoos?
no
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What is the first word that pops to mind beginning with the letter 'T'?
Tomorrow...
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Who has blue eyes?
Do you remember ABBA?
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Which year did VH1 start playing rap videos?
The same year that Beta came out!
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What do you look like?
5'8.5" and 140 lbs
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Hey what makes a girl, a good girlfriend? Be specific as poss. :) thanks
That no matter what happens she can always be your best friend.
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What color nail polish do you find sexy?
If I had the money to do it all the time I would, but times are tight...
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Who else wishes Napoleon Dynamite was a real person? I'd LOVE to be his friend he's AWESOME!!!!
Me - I want a tee that says I love him....
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Have you ever been called ugly?
Yes - me and my brother used to be called snake skin cause we had ezcema. It wasn't our fault. We deault with it. My best friend in HS was kicking my brohters ass due to our problems and I kicked his ass! We are still friends...
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WHY DO WHITE WOMEN THINK THAT EVERY BLACK MAN WANT THEM? I AM A BLACK MAN I DONT LIKE WHITE WOMEN?
Ok, but could you not capitalize your entire question.
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When is the last time you had "angels fall like rain" right into your lap?
I used to love that song - don't remember who song it.
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What is your favorite Johnny Depp movie? Mine is the Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest, POTC: The Curse of the Black Pearl, Edward Scissorhands, Sleepy Hollow, Chocolat...
Can't remember the name of the movie, but he had multiple personalities, writter and it he was eating corn....It's on the tip of my tongue....
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Do you ever feel that you are surrounded by complete idiots?
All the time - I work in IT and they know the answer, but always call! Usually the answer is either "id10t" or the "The thing that sits between the chair and the computer".
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Do you think you can handle it?
Is it going to hurt?
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I am sad and need help, would anyone help me?
What are you sad about?
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What sacrifices have you made because of the recession?
I started to make my own coffee at home instead of buying it at WAWA or DD.
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One topping you would never have on a pizza?
Kitty or dog treats....
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Do you ever type LOL when really you aren't laughing?
lol
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Blue________?
suede shoes
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Please don't touch my__________?
money
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What color is your pee?
Did I forget to flush????
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Do you look forward to the first snowfall of the season?
Yes - Can't wait till it snows alot so work will be closed and I can snuggle up in bed at home!
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The other day I was overcharged for my dunkin donuts coffee and 99cents eggncheese. I was charged almost $3 for just a sandwich. I went back for a difference refund of $2. They gave me attitude. Would you go back and you think it was silly of me to do so
Yes - you probably wasted more money in gas driving back there than the overcharge.
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Is coffee harmful?
I have asthma and usually after I drink a cup of coffee I start to feel better. The caffine helps. Back in the day if you had asthma, coffee was the solution!
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When Pizza Hut puts "real people on hidden camera" when they feed them their new pasta, what else would you expect, fake people on hidden camera? If you invited me in for free pasta, I would be there.
Fake all the way. I rather make my pasta dishes at home, my way!
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Loving you is .........?
wrong
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What was the number one song on the day you were born? http://www.joshhosler.biz/NumberOneInHistory/SelectMonth.htm
You’re So Vain - Carly Simon -lol
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I am so ready for _________?
5pm! (So I can leave work)
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Can you name a tv show that everyone else loves but you think is horrible?
Dancing with the Stars... Ugh!
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Thanksgiving dinner is at my house this year. What is one dish that really says "Thanksgiving" besides the turkey?
Pineapple Surprise. I don't know how to make since my aunt makes it every year, but it's good!
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I'm gay, and I want to know the truth on the amount of people on average who are okay with it and who have a problem with it. Thoughts?
I'm white and have a black husband - does that not mean that we should not be together. Go with your heart - however you feel! Who cares where the parts fit, your hearts should fit! Holla!
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I am going to be making my own website but i dont understand html and xhtml and databases can cumone plz help me
Buy a book on databases - but know which one you want to work with first.
SQL
MySQL
Oracle
And so on....
Also, what programing language you are going to use will help too:
php
asp
asp.net
xml
xls
And so on...
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How to hide a link though submitting it to my site
You can create a link anywhere - egg, image or extend the url. One thing that I used to do was to create an image 10 x 10 pixels (same color as the background) and let our reps know here it was to open a new window for them. There are many options, that's just one. If you have a url, create a new folder with an index page in it, for example:
(http://www.nothing.com/yourfolder/)
The...
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What was your best sport while in school?
Softball - I mainly pitched, but also played 2nd base Wow - you just made me realize how much I miss it! :-(
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What item that needs batteries is nearest to you?
my secret play toy!
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In high school you were a little too ___________?
High...
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Size matters most when it comes to the ___________?
paycheck
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When was the last time you had sex, other than by yourself, solo?
Last week...
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Do guys fantasize about raping women or women raping them? If so are you hurting women in your fantasy?
I had a dream once that I was raped by a guy - best "O" I ever while sleeping. Don't know why I enjoyed it so much. Would never let it happen in my conscious state.
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What is the shortest way to say "I have nothing to say"?
ok
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Why do you really want to know the truth?
So I know how to proceed with my future!
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Who is Joe the plumber?
There is a company in my area called "Joe the Plumber". he said that he will be parking in front of her next speaching engaement with his truck! Marketing!
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What would you do if you were laid off tomorrow?
sleep in
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If it weren't for email, you wouldn't be able to ___________.
masturbate
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I am such a homebody, could you give me an excuse to leave my apartment please?
You are out of tampons!
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You'd never leave for a trip without your ___________.
inhaler
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Is your boyfriend/girlfriend annoying sometimes?
Who's isn't???? Wait 10+ years.
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My wife got pulled over yesterday because she was driving a similiar car as one involved in a police shooting earlier in the same morning -- she's not the guilty party . What would you think/do if you were in a same or similiar situation?
That happened to my husband when to police killing happened in pilly at a coffee shop- he let them search his truck and then finally let him go. Stay calm and let the cops do their job!
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If your b/friends ex is pregnant,it his baby,concieved before he got together with you,while still going out with her.he says its you he wants and will be there just for the baby,what would you do,would you walk away or stay with him?
This happened to me and I married him. When the baby was born, it was hard, but stayed together. 5 years later we got married and now I have a stepson!
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Are there any anxiety suffers here?
Yes - and I take zoloft. It worked good for the first 3 months, but now I'm starting to feel the depression set in again. I guess I need to call the doc and up them or change. I also have emergency meds for when I feel an attack coming on - hand sweet, heart races, heaving breathing and shaking. It's not fun and I also wonder if there is something else wrong - I talk to myself all the...
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If you make home made pizza, what do you put as the topping? i'm looking for new ideas..
Fresh spinach, portabella mushrooms, fresh mozzarella cheese balls and hot pepper flakes
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So i wanna bake yummy chocolate chip cookies, give me some tips to make them perfect. please? tiny little secrets you know.
Add some peanut butter chips - yummy!
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Whats the best tastign thing, that you can think of to make for dinner, if ur parents didn't take out anything?
Grilled cheese and tomato soup
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25, bf is 21. pregnant. his parents are forcing abortion. when we originally talked about it we were keeping it. now he is stuck on abortion. i am so torn. What do you do?
Had one and I have not been able to get prego since... Think really hard before you do it. I always think, now he/she would be # years old. Hard, good luck.
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Can you drive motorcycles in the rain?
Can you "Yes", Would you "No".
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What color is your lucky underwear?
Nude - don't like wearing them!
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If there’s one thing that your friends might find annoying about you, it would be _______.
I'm not every good at calling back!
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What are some things that are good stuffed?
Green peppers and me!
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You have a 10-page report due in a month. When do you start working on it?
I would usually start the night before it was due. Stay up all night, no sleep, work the next day and hand it in at evening class. I always got "A"'s. I just find that I am more focused on the project right before the deadline - same with my job!
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What is the biggest phone bill you have ever had?? I went over my minutes with Verizon and my bill is over 500 dollars and i am having a heart attack!!
I had one that was $428 and $380, that's because may husband was calling his "So-called-sister" all the time!
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Imagine that while passing by on a walk, you see another adult kick their dog - hard. What would you do?
Kick them back!! As long as the dog was not harming anyone else.
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What is your opinion of bi-racial marriage? Are they harder then other marriages?
Yes they are. My husband and I were in the market and the cashier asked if this was all I had, for food, cause he was standing behind me. I told her that it was all together. People are so blind with they way couples are today!!!
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Have you ever witnessed a parent abusing their child in public? What did you do?
I do believe in spanking, not everyone does today. But that is the limit. I am so surprised by todays standards!!! 20 years ago there was no such thing as ADD, but medications are now the solution. Back then, spanking was and we turned out all right!
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Explain spices you use,some i have never heard of.Why you use them such as clinta
Fresh rosemary, garlic and olive oil on chicken, then grill!!! Yummy!
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Why are you sad?
I'm not, I take meds!
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Which prescribed medication are you on?
pulmicort
zoloft
and something for my sciatic nerve (just got it)
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What words can replace "dear" in a business letter?
If you know the name of the person you can use "to", if not I would use "to whom it may concern".
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What do you deserve that you will probably never get?
A raise at work!
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How can I find a keystroking logging software?
There are many:
Typershark from yahoo
Keypro 4 - beginner
Cortez - advanced
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If you looked out your window and saw your sexy neighbor getting dressed or having sex, would you watch?
Have you been looking...
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Can you remember the first online community you hung out at? Where was it?
Some stupid aol chat room...
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Where were you on December 31, 1999 at 11:59 P.M.?
puking in the john!
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What would you ask the wizard of oz for?
Hair - I'm a female and bald!