Answerbag: Flipper's answers

Answer to Is it okay to shave your pubic hair?

Tue, 29 May 2012 19:29:42 -0700

Is it okay to shave your pubic hair?

Leave my pubic hair alone. However, you can shave your own.

Answer to Do you believe that Rebecca St. James is REALLY still a virgin at 31, given the kinds of guys she seems to date?

Fri, 25 May 2012 11:36:45 -0700

Do you believe that Rebecca St. James is REALLY still a virgin at 31, given the kinds of guys she seems to date?

No, I don't. She probably hasn't been a virgin since the age of 14.

Answer to How's your Facebook stock?

Wed, 23 May 2012 18:33:33 -0700

How's your Facebook stock?

I didn't buy any.

Answer to Is smoking weed in small doses (say half a splff, 4 times a year) harmful?

Thu, 17 May 2012 15:06:24 -0700

Is smoking weed in small doses (say half a splff, 4 times a year) harmful?

No. In fact, it's safer than drinking.

Answer to Has any1 joined the "No Poo" Movment?

Wed, 16 May 2012 18:32:00 -0700

Has any1 joined the "No Poo" Movment?

No. They call someone who takes a dump everyday regular for a reason.

Answer to Which U.S. President in American history (Not the current President) is the most forgettable?

Thu, 03 May 2012 11:26:20 -0700

Which U.S. President in American history (Not the current President) is the most forgettable?

Rutherford B. Hayes

Answer to Do you have Caller ID on your TV?

Mon, 30 Apr 2012 09:54:02 -0700

Do you have Caller ID on your TV?

Yes, the one in the living room.

Answer to Have you ever Inappropriately touched a department store mannequin

Fri, 27 Apr 2012 19:49:07 -0700

Have you ever Inappropriately touched a department store mannequin

How do you do that?

Answer to Will you show me your money?!

Fri, 20 Apr 2012 17:47:54 -0700

Will you show me your money?!

Not right now. The bank's closed.

Answer to Isn't better to do your laundry and intense cleaning after work on a friday rather then ruin your "true" weekend?

Fri, 20 Apr 2012 15:24:02 -0700

Isn't better to do your laundry and intense cleaning after work on a friday rather then ruin your "true" weekend?

It's better to do the laundry on Sunday evening.

Answer to How many Target store do you have in your town?

Mon, 16 Apr 2012 18:27:44 -0700

How many Target store do you have in your town?

None. The nearest Target is a 20 minute's drive.

Answer to Did the Zimmerman attorneys drop out of the case so that unqualified attorneys could be appointed by a rigged court?

Wed, 11 Apr 2012 19:52:54 -0700

Did the Zimmerman attorneys drop out of the case so that unqualified attorneys could be appointed by a rigged court?

It's possible.

Answer to i am horny who wanna talk dirty or trade pics

Tue, 03 Apr 2012 17:59:00 -0700

i am horny who wanna talk dirty or trade pics

It depends. Are you male or female?

Answer to Do you believe George Zimmerman should go to prison?

Fri, 30 Mar 2012 19:57:22 -0700

Do you believe George Zimmerman should go to prison?

I can't say because I haven't heard all the facts yet. You shouldn't rush to judgement.

Answer to Should it be considered a crime (i.e., murder) when a home owner kills an intruder?

Thu, 29 Mar 2012 19:17:01 -0700

Should it be considered a crime (i.e., murder) when a home owner kills an intruder?

No

Answer to Obama's oldest, 13, is Spring Breaking in Mexico with 25 bodyguards ? thoughts ?

Sun, 25 Mar 2012 19:44:42 -0700

Obama's oldest, 13, is Spring Breaking in Mexico with 25 bodyguards ? thoughts ?

A waste of tax dollars when a lot of us can't afford to travel.

Answer to Subsidies are what rich folks get for doing nothing. Unemployment/welfare is what poor folks get. What's the difference?

Fri, 23 Mar 2012 13:41:29 -0700

Subsidies are what rich folks get for doing nothing. Unemployment/welfare is what poor folks get. What's the difference?

None. Subsidies and welfare are the same thing.

Answer to Do you like FRIED chicken or GRILLED chicken?

Thu, 22 Mar 2012 20:30:38 -0700

Do you like FRIED chicken or GRILLED chicken?

Fried

Answer to should a 14 year old be engaged to her 17 year old boyfriend?

Thu, 22 Mar 2012 18:36:53 -0700

should a 14 year old be engaged to her 17 year old boyfriend?

14 is way too young.

Answer to I love swimming fully clothed even in my shoe and socks. I would take my kids swimming fully clothed In thier shoes and socks but would you

Tue, 20 Mar 2012 09:49:07 -0700

I love swimming fully clothed even in my shoe and socks. I would take my kids swimming fully clothed In thier shoes and socks but would you

When I go swimming I would be wearing either a speedo or nothing.

Answer to Do you prefer to sleep Naked or do you like your PJ's?

Mon, 19 Mar 2012 20:19:52 -0700

Do you prefer to sleep Naked or do you like your PJ's?

I sleep in the nude.

Answer to Wow, Obama isn't getting as many donations this time around, care to help him?

Mon, 19 Mar 2012 13:03:54 -0700

Wow, Obama isn't getting as many donations this time around, care to help him?

No, not at all.

Answer to Daddy, why do Republicans hate trees?

Thu, 15 Mar 2012 19:15:39 -0700

Daddy, why do Republicans hate trees?

Grow up!

Answer to Are you a virgin ¿

Sat, 10 Mar 2012 09:30:46 -0800

Are you a virgin ¿

No. I haven't been one since I was 16.

Answer to Right wingers USED to like American cars. But, since Obama rescued the industry, they don't like 'em anymore.. Is that forever???

Fri, 09 Mar 2012 15:34:57 -0800

Right wingers USED to like American cars. But, since Obama rescued the industry, they don't like 'em anymore.. Is that forever???

He didn't rescue the industry. Barry took it over.

Answer to Do like to molest black children or white children?

Fri, 09 Mar 2012 10:01:04 -0800

Do like to molest black children or white children?

NO, YOU PERVERT! YOU'RE SICK!

Answer to Are the first men and women to land on Mars in High School TODAY?

Tue, 06 Mar 2012 19:13:58 -0800

Are the first men and women to land on Mars in High School TODAY?

They're probably in pre-school.

Answer to What are your comments on this the centennial of the Oreo cookie?

Tue, 06 Mar 2012 11:44:46 -0800

What are your comments on this the centennial of the Oreo cookie?

I love them. Especially Double Stuff.

Answer to What can be done to make the bad things in the world, like cars, guns and drugs, less profitable?

Sun, 04 Mar 2012 12:28:16 -0800

What can be done to make the bad things in the world, like cars, guns and drugs, less profitable?

Those aren't bad things.

Answer to Is there McDonald's in United States?

Sat, 03 Mar 2012 08:49:24 -0800

Is there McDonald's in United States?

They're all over the place.

Answer to OK I just have to ask....does anyone know that Davie Jones of the Monkees died today?

Wed, 29 Feb 2012 19:01:18 -0800

OK I just have to ask....does anyone know that Davie Jones of the Monkees died today?

I learned about it this evening.

Answer to Poll: Who causes the most problems in the world?

Sun, 19 Feb 2012 09:53:41 -0800

Poll: Who causes the most problems in the world?

Both governments and the elites create most of the world's problems.

Answer to Would you mind if I pinch your butt ¿

Thu, 16 Feb 2012 20:01:20 -0800

Would you mind if I pinch your butt ¿

Not at all, go right ahead.

Answer to What not to say to a police officer when pulled over?

Tue, 14 Feb 2012 18:23:36 -0800

What not to say to a police officer when pulled over?

Didn't you play for The Village People?

Answer to Do you think the 60s are coming back slowly?

Tue, 14 Feb 2012 18:20:57 -0800

Do you think the 60s are coming back slowly?

No. What happened during the late sixties could only happen once every 60 - 75 years.

Answer to What have you done without clothes on? (keep it clean)

Sun, 12 Feb 2012 18:49:55 -0800

What have you done without clothes on? (keep it clean)

Sleep

Answer to _______Trilogy?

Sun, 12 Feb 2012 18:49:00 -0800

_______Trilogy?

Star Wars

Answer to What do you think of the Million Moms effort to get Ellen DeGeneres fired as JC Penney spokeswoman?

Wed, 08 Feb 2012 09:20:06 -0800

What do you think of the Million Moms effort to get Ellen DeGeneres fired as JC Penney spokeswoman?

Can't the Million Moms find anything better to do?

Answer to Rick Santorum likes big government and says so on FOX. Would you vote for him after hearing this? Is big republican government good?

Wed, 08 Feb 2012 08:21:52 -0800

Rick Santorum likes big government and says so on FOX. Would you vote for him after hearing this? Is big republican government good?

He's not a traditional conservative, Rick Santorum is a liberal, Rockefeller Republican.

Answer to Do hyenas make good pets?

Tue, 07 Feb 2012 20:51:25 -0800

Do hyenas make good pets?

No

Answer to How many boyfriend do you got?

Tue, 07 Feb 2012 19:23:39 -0800

How many boyfriend do you got?

None. I'm straight.

Answer to Is it appropriate for a woman with a new bf to talk to her ex about her sexual experiences with her new bf?

Mon, 06 Feb 2012 18:24:59 -0800

Is it appropriate for a woman with a new bf to talk to her ex about her sexual experiences with her new bf?

A woman would actually titillate her husband or boyfriend by recounting the details of her previous sexcapdes.

Answer to How many states In America have you visited?

Mon, 06 Feb 2012 18:20:12 -0800

How many states In America have you visited?

12

Answer to Are you satisfied with the choices of Republican candidates?

Tue, 31 Jan 2012 18:55:45 -0800

Are you satisfied with the choices of Republican candidates?

I'm not really following the primaries since I'm an independent and won't be thinking about the Presidential election much until mid-April.

Answer to Was "My Three Sons" the first television program about a gay couple?

Tue, 31 Jan 2012 13:28:41 -0800

Was "My Three Sons" the first television program about a gay couple?

I thought ''Batman'' was.

Answer to What do u think of the new Napoleon Dynamite cartoon?

Tue, 31 Jan 2012 13:27:36 -0800

What do u think of the new Napoleon Dynamite cartoon?

It's pretty good, although not the greatest.

Answer to Anybody here like Cracked.com?

Mon, 30 Jan 2012 07:59:47 -0800

Anybody here like Cracked.com?

yes

Answer to Elvis Presley or Johnny Cash?

Wed, 25 Jan 2012 11:21:36 -0800

Elvis Presley or Johnny Cash?

I like both.

Answer to Did you brought something from KFC?

Mon, 23 Jan 2012 18:26:40 -0800

Did you brought something from KFC?

Yes, I order the 4 piece chicken (original recipe) and 2 sides mashed potatoes with no gravy.

Answer to What was the month of your birth?

Sat, 21 Jan 2012 12:51:58 -0800

What was the month of your birth?

No

Answer to What were you doing in the tanning bed?

Thu, 19 Jan 2012 08:01:48 -0800

What were you doing in the tanning bed?

Getting a tan.

Answer to Whatever happened to the GOOD TV shows? Shows like 'House' or 'The Closer' or 'NCIS', and 'Fringe'? Whatever happened to 'South Park' and 'The Simpsons'?

Wed, 18 Jan 2012 19:52:50 -0800

Whatever happened to the GOOD TV shows? Shows like 'House' or 'The Closer' or 'NCIS', and 'Fringe'? Whatever happened to 'South Park' and 'The Simpsons'?

They're still on and in production.

Answer to Has anyone ever sent you mean spirited or obscene messages on AB?

Tue, 17 Jan 2012 20:29:54 -0800

Has anyone ever sent you mean spirited or obscene messages on AB?

Nope

Answer to What are your thoughts on nudity of the boobs?

Fri, 13 Jan 2012 19:37:03 -0800

What are your thoughts on nudity of the boobs?

Her girls (.)(.) need to get out more.

Answer to you wake up at 4 am - what's on ur mind?

Fri, 13 Jan 2012 19:32:40 -0800

you wake up at 4 am - what's on ur mind?

I've gotta take a leak. That's the only reason why I wake up at that hour.

Answer to How do you define the word "slut?"

Thu, 12 Jan 2012 18:51:37 -0800

How do you define the word "slut?"

A women who men and other women find to be sexually irresistible, knows how to get her socks rocked and is able to please her partner in that aspect as well. A good synonym would be the second listed meaning of playgirl: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=playgirl

Answer to Does tipping encourage socialism and loose morals?

Thu, 12 Jan 2012 18:40:57 -0800

Does tipping encourage socialism and loose morals?

No. That's how you reward someone for doing a good job. Tipping is a free market idea that rewards superior work.

Answer to Can one get drunk drinking petrol?

Wed, 11 Jan 2012 09:55:58 -0800

Can one get drunk drinking petrol?

You won't get drunk from drinking petrol. You'll die instead.

Answer to Is Calamity a nice, cute name for a girl?

Tue, 10 Jan 2012 17:22:08 -0800

Is Calamity a nice, cute name for a girl?

Yes. provided that her middle name is Jane.

Answer to Straight guys: Do you sometimes like to look at lesbian porn?

Fri, 06 Jan 2012 20:18:10 -0800

Straight guys: Do you sometimes like to look at lesbian porn?

Oh yes! When it comes to hardcore porn, I usually just watch the lesbian scenes. The only straight porn that I watch is the soft porn on Skinemax.

Answer to Do you agree with the Pope that pedophilia is an "American problem" or is it a global issue?

Thu, 05 Jan 2012 20:10:21 -0800

Do you agree with the Pope that pedophilia is an "American problem" or is it a global issue?

It's both.

Answer to Will Obama only be a one term President?

Thu, 05 Jan 2012 08:29:21 -0800

Will Obama only be a one term President?

Yes. He's a lousy president.

Answer to What is one thing all AB members can agree on?

Wed, 04 Jan 2012 20:01:59 -0800

What is one thing all AB members can agree on?

It's too cold.

Answer to Is Taboo a pretty name for a girl or a boy?

Wed, 04 Jan 2012 10:32:49 -0800

Is Taboo a pretty name for a girl or a boy?

No. It's too goofy. Give your kids real names.

Answer to Why do you fail in all of your endeavors?

Wed, 04 Jan 2012 09:23:14 -0800

Why do you fail in all of your endeavors?

Murphy's Law

Answer to Why is it that I like dark long haired guys so much???

Wed, 04 Jan 2012 09:22:40 -0800

Why is it that I like dark long haired guys so much???

Because you think we're hot! :)

Answer to Should women be allowed to carry a knife as protection in case of rape?

Wed, 04 Jan 2012 07:56:14 -0800

Should women be allowed to carry a knife as protection in case of rape?

Yes, she should carry an Italian pushbutton stiletto. Better yet she should learn take a firearms safety course, learn to shoot and carry a revolver.

Answer to Imagine you have a daughter, at what age would you allow her to shop at Victoria Secret?

Tue, 03 Jan 2012 18:09:44 -0800

Imagine you have a daughter, at what age would you allow her to shop at Victoria Secret?

14

Answer to How often do you find yourself drinking drinks you don't even like?

Tue, 03 Jan 2012 18:01:55 -0800

How often do you find yourself drinking drinks you don't even like?

Never.

Answer to What do you like to drink when you answerbag?

Tue, 03 Jan 2012 18:00:57 -0800

What do you like to drink when you answerbag?

a coke

Answer to When somebody has outstanding virtues, why is it necessary to criticise that person for smoking? I think that is really petty and mean.

Tue, 03 Jan 2012 17:31:13 -0800

When somebody has outstanding virtues, why is it necessary to criticise that person for smoking? I think that is really petty and mean.

There are more important things to worry about than whether or not someone smokes.

Answer to Do you like to lay in bed and bitch about the government?

Mon, 02 Jan 2012 10:23:25 -0800

Do you like to lay in bed and bitch about the government?

I'm not laying in bed when I do that.

Answer to You can trust your government to ________________.

Mon, 02 Jan 2012 10:22:34 -0800

You can trust your government to ________________.

strip you of your liberties, waste your tax dollars and screw things up.

Answer to If people are talking aloud in a public library and I tell them to keep their voices down, what right do they have to be rude to me?

Sun, 01 Jan 2012 19:26:21 -0800

If people are talking aloud in a public library and I tell them to keep their voices down, what right do they have to be rude to me?

None. This how they should be dealt with: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xFemWBKCmGQ

Answer to How many of you are going to wake up with hangovers tomorrow?

Fri, 30 Dec 2011 21:17:25 -0800

How many of you are going to wake up with hangovers tomorrow?

I definitely will.

Answer to What is something kids hide from their parents?

Fri, 30 Dec 2011 21:15:34 -0800

What is something kids hide from their parents?

Pot

Answer to If you don't have a significant other in your life, do you have plans to place yourself near someone you can kiss New Years at midnight?

Fri, 30 Dec 2011 12:16:15 -0800

If you don't have a significant other in your life, do you have plans to place yourself near someone you can kiss New Years at midnight?

I'm going to be too drunk to kiss anyone.

Answer to Name a city that doesn't has snow?

Thu, 29 Dec 2011 20:13:25 -0800

Name a city that doesn't has snow?

Honolulu, Hawaii

Answer to Are you driving right now?

Wed, 28 Dec 2011 18:47:44 -0800

Are you driving right now?

No. I can't drive while I'm online.

Answer to Do you mind if I call you at 3am?

Wed, 28 Dec 2011 18:38:37 -0800

Do you mind if I call you at 3am?

Please don't. I'm sleeping at 3 AM.

Answer to Do you think it's possible that N Korean's were paid to fake mourning for their deceased leader?

Wed, 28 Dec 2011 17:16:46 -0800

Do you think it's possible that N Korean's were paid to fake mourning for their deceased leader?

It had to be an act. If the north Korean people had shown their true feelings, they would have burst into joy and laughter.

Answer to What pill is best to overdose on?

Wed, 28 Dec 2011 15:17:16 -0800

What pill is best to overdose on?

none

Answer to Kim Jong-il's third son, Kim Jong-un, will become North Korea's next leader. As dictators go, will we get a better un this time? See LINK:

Wed, 28 Dec 2011 13:50:30 -0800

Kim Jong-il's third son, Kim Jong-un, will become North Korea's next leader. As dictators go, will we get a better un this time? See LINK:

I wouldn't bet on it.

Answer to Kim Jong IL is dead at 69 what is your thought?

Wed, 28 Dec 2011 13:49:20 -0800

Kim Jong IL is dead at 69 what is your thought?

Good riddance. May he rot in Hell.

Answer to What do you usually wear?

Mon, 26 Dec 2011 20:49:31 -0800

What do you usually wear?

myself out.

Answer to Is Islam a religion of violence or peace?

Sat, 24 Dec 2011 09:34:41 -0800

Is Islam a religion of violence or peace?

Violence

Answer to I'm a former drug addict who is HIV positive, and I encourage rapists for laughs! What do you think?

Fri, 23 Dec 2011 12:34:47 -0800

I'm a former drug addict who is HIV positive, and I encourage rapists for laughs! What do you think?

You're a repulsive little worm!

Answer to If you were born in 1885 but were cryogenically frozen for 100 years right after, do you tell people you're 26 or 126?

Thu, 22 Dec 2011 15:38:49 -0800

If you were born in 1885 but were cryogenically frozen for 100 years right after, do you tell people you're 26 or 126?

It's better to tell them that you're 26 so they won't think you're some sort of nut.

Answer to Would Obama be the best dictator ever?

Thu, 22 Dec 2011 11:33:24 -0800

Would Obama be the best dictator ever?

Only in Obama's dreams.

Answer to How often do you take a shower or bath?

Wed, 21 Dec 2011 16:47:18 -0800

How often do you take a shower or bath?

shower, every day

Answer to Did you go shopping every morning?

Tue, 20 Dec 2011 17:27:47 -0800

Did you go shopping every morning?

Nope. I can't say that I do.

Answer to Does Is Not Take More Faith To Believe In Evolution Than It Does To Believe In A Creator?

Tue, 20 Dec 2011 13:40:26 -0800

Does Is Not Take More Faith To Believe In Evolution Than It Does To Believe In A Creator?

It takes just as much faith to believe in Evolution as there is in belief in God. A lot of us believe in both. Evolution is the answer to how and not the answer to why.

Answer to The most secular countries are the LEAST corrupt...??? http://cpi.transparency.org/cpi2011/results/

Mon, 19 Dec 2011 15:25:51 -0800

The most secular countries are the LEAST corrupt...??? http://cpi.transparency.org/cpi2011/results/

North Korea, Red China and Cuba are up there and are athiest.

Answer to Should it be considered a crime (i.e., murder) when a home owner kills an intruder?

Fri, 16 Dec 2011 19:02:44 -0800

Should it be considered a crime (i.e., murder) when a home owner kills an intruder?

No.

Answer to If boys have always been promiscuious, and girls "didn't used to be" in the past, who were all those boys in the past having sex with?

Wed, 14 Dec 2011 19:37:42 -0800

If boys have always been promiscuious, and girls "didn't used to be" in the past, who were all those boys in the past having sex with?

Boys overreport and girls underreport.

Answer to Why would a guy rather remain promiscuous than be with his "dream girl"?

Wed, 14 Dec 2011 19:32:18 -0800

Why would a guy rather remain promiscuous than be with his "dream girl"?

He and his dream girl, as well as he and her dream guy can be together and still be promiscuous by becoming swingers.

Answer to Do you think every zoo should have a pedobear, a bear to feed pedophiles to?

Wed, 14 Dec 2011 19:03:15 -0800

Do you think every zoo should have a pedobear, a bear to feed pedophiles to?

It would be be fun to watch the bears maul the pedophile to death.

Answer to Clifford Olson is dying of cancer. He has only days to live...Is this enough punishment for what he did?

Wed, 14 Dec 2011 14:58:23 -0800

Clifford Olson is dying of cancer. He has only days to live...Is this enough punishment for what he did?

No. Eternal damnation will be his real punishment.

Answer to Is pedophilia on the rise?

Wed, 14 Dec 2011 14:57:20 -0800

Is pedophilia on the rise?

No. Child molestation is being reported.

Answer to In the U.S. Juveniles charged with violent felonies ought to be treated as adults in courts.

Wed, 14 Dec 2011 14:48:17 -0800

In the U.S. Juveniles charged with violent felonies ought to be treated as adults in courts.

Only 16 and 17 year olds should be tried as adults.