Answerbag: Pugsley's answers

Answer to Who won an Olympic gold medal first - Ian Thorpe or Grant Hackett?

Tue, 09 Sep 2008 00:01:53 -0700

Who won an Olympic gold medal first - Ian Thorpe or Grant Hackett?

Grant Hackett sounds more old timey so I bet it's that name.

Answer to What precautions should woman take when she is pregnent with AB neagative blood group.

Tue, 09 Sep 2008 00:00:37 -0700

What precautions should woman take when she is pregnent with AB neagative blood group.

Avoiding the corny puns mostly.

Answer to What is the best thing about being a parent?

Mon, 08 Sep 2008 23:59:21 -0700

What is the best thing about being a parent?

Having kids, duh!

Answer to Do you just not give a damn about GOD or anything he stands for anymore? (Don't preach to me please)

Mon, 08 Sep 2008 23:58:32 -0700

Do you just not give a damn about GOD or anything he stands for anymore? (Don't preach to me please)

Who really cares anymore. I could care less.

Answer to How much is a police pension on the avg per month?

Mon, 08 Sep 2008 23:57:57 -0700

How much is a police pension on the avg per month?

Yeah, about a hundred dollars. Definitely.

Answer to Would i get pregnant if dont drink the second plan b pill.

Mon, 08 Sep 2008 23:56:36 -0700

Would i get pregnant if dont drink the second plan b pill.

Only if you do a rain dance every other Wednesday.

Answer to Is there a movie you could watch over and over again?

Mon, 08 Sep 2008 23:56:01 -0700

Is there a movie you could watch over and over again?

Every Addams Family movie.

Answer to Have you ever been so happy you just couldn't fall asleep?

Mon, 08 Sep 2008 23:54:42 -0700

Have you ever been so happy you just couldn't fall asleep?

Almost every Wednesday, just about.

Answer to Do you have any weird obsessive compulsive traits?

Mon, 08 Sep 2008 23:54:13 -0700

Do you have any weird obsessive compulsive traits?

I like to play games with worms.

Answer to Women: what is the sexiest part of a woman's body?

Mon, 08 Sep 2008 23:53:06 -0700

Women: what is the sexiest part of a woman's body?

Her pupils.

Answer to Alcohol is the answer. What was the question?

Mon, 08 Sep 2008 23:52:28 -0700

Alcohol is the answer. What was the question?

What is Lurch's favorite drink?

Answer to Can you read/ write German need your help urgently to fix/read something for me?

Mon, 08 Sep 2008 23:49:36 -0700

Can you read/ write German need your help urgently to fix/read something for me?

Sure come to my mansion and tutor me, if you dare. Lurch will get the door.

Answer to If South Korea is so rich, why do so many of its people immigrate to other countries every year?

Mon, 08 Sep 2008 23:48:51 -0700

If South Korea is so rich, why do so many of its people immigrate to other countries every year?

They want a change of scenery.

Answer to What is the meaning of your name? For ex my name is Misty Dawn = Foggy Morning!

Mon, 08 Sep 2008 23:47:56 -0700

What is the meaning of your name? For ex my name is Misty Dawn = Foggy Morning!

My dad is Gomez, figure the rest out.

Answer to Who invented computer?

Mon, 08 Sep 2008 23:46:39 -0700

Who invented computer?

The ancient Greeks did.

Answer to Can you be arrested for prank calling?

Mon, 08 Sep 2008 23:46:20 -0700

Can you be arrested for prank calling?

Yes you can.

Answer to What is the story of the Egyptian scriptures of death that were thought to be the words of Abraham?

Mon, 08 Sep 2008 23:44:45 -0700

What is the story of the Egyptian scriptures of death that were thought to be the words of Abraham?

I can't decide if I prefer lefty or righty more.

Answer to What is your one word description of Barack Obama?

Mon, 08 Sep 2008 23:40:56 -0700

What is your one word description of Barack Obama?

Enthusiastic.

Answer to Do you think Sarah Palins name chooses for her kids are weird? Track, Willow, Bristol, Piper, what's the babys name?

Mon, 08 Sep 2008 23:39:02 -0700

Do you think Sarah Palins name chooses for her kids are weird? Track, Willow, Bristol, Piper, what's the babys name?

I suppose it takes a bird brain to name kids with such idiotic names. It speaks volumes about the mental deficiency of the namer.

Answer to How many people this past year have you found out not to be a true friend to you?

Mon, 08 Sep 2008 23:37:22 -0700

How many people this past year have you found out not to be a true friend to you?

About 80% of the two faced sommobiches.

Answer to Do you ever use the pool or gym at hotels/motels?

Mon, 08 Sep 2008 23:34:22 -0700

Do you ever use the pool or gym at hotels/motels?

Hell no son. Who you foolin'?

Answer to Does Bribery work to win elections?

Mon, 08 Sep 2008 23:32:31 -0700

Does Bribery work to win elections?

It worked in the year 2000, huh?

Answer to How do you create a website? Does it cost money?

Mon, 08 Sep 2008 23:30:35 -0700

How do you create a website? Does it cost money?

By magic. I won't tell you. ha ha ha, ha ha!

Answer to If you could read one persons mind, who's would it be?

Mon, 08 Sep 2008 23:28:41 -0700

If you could read one persons mind, who's would it be?

A rich man and the combination to his safe / vault.

Answer to Is Science more important than Religion to you?

Mon, 08 Sep 2008 23:27:51 -0700

Is Science more important than Religion to you?

Religion is a fairy tale.

Answer to I'm happy, are you happy?

Mon, 08 Sep 2008 23:25:25 -0700

I'm happy, are you happy?

I'm frigging fantastic.

Answer to Would you go out with an alcoholic? why or why not?

Mon, 08 Sep 2008 23:23:08 -0700

Would you go out with an alcoholic? why or why not?

Definitely.

Answer to On which continent would you find the Atlas Mountains?

Mon, 08 Sep 2008 23:22:39 -0700

On which continent would you find the Atlas Mountains?

Africa baby!

Answer to Bipolar girlfriend will not communicate with me

Sat, 23 Aug 2008 08:45:09 -0700

Bipolar girlfriend will not communicate with me

Try the other pole, just kidding. So what's the question?

Answer to Can you name any songs with 'wine' in the title?

Sat, 23 Aug 2008 08:43:34 -0700

Can you name any songs with 'wine' in the title?

'Can I get some cheese with that wine'

Answer to When proving a theorem, like Fermat's Last Theorem, how do you know your answer is correct?

Sat, 23 Aug 2008 07:19:59 -0700

When proving a theorem, like Fermat's Last Theorem, how do you know your answer is correct?

My mommy checks it to make sure.

Answer to Would you go to an Obama campaign party to meet women even if you are a Republican? I mean, you have to admit, liberal women are hot and fun!

Wed, 13 Aug 2008 18:00:04 -0700

Would you go to an Obama campaign party to meet women even if you are a Republican? I mean, you have to admit, liberal women are hot and fun!

Sure, as long as they are interested in weird guys then it looks like there's a good opportunity.

Answer to Who's yer Daddy?

Wed, 13 Aug 2008 17:52:19 -0700

Who's yer Daddy?

Gomez Addams

Answer to Why do thaw and unthaw mean the same thing?

Wed, 13 Aug 2008 17:45:53 -0700

Why do thaw and unthaw mean the same thing?

They don't.

Answer to If Obama was a cookie, what kind of cookie would he be?

Wed, 13 Aug 2008 17:42:13 -0700

If Obama was a cookie, what kind of cookie would he be?

This is an old joke. The punchline is supposed to be Oreo cookie.

Answer to Is jetlag worst going west or east?

Wed, 13 Aug 2008 17:41:05 -0700

Is jetlag worst going west or east?

I can't see what the real difference is anyway. The time of your flight will either favor or disfavor one direction or the other.

Answer to What kind of motor oil for hyudai elantra 1999

Wed, 13 Aug 2008 17:35:10 -0700

What kind of motor oil for hyudai elantra 1999

The kind that you find in the store. It's just a regular old car.

Answer to Are gymnasts pushed too far?

Wed, 13 Aug 2008 17:33:50 -0700

Are gymnasts pushed too far?

In the Maoist regime, no medal and they got pushed over a mountain. China has really inspired their gymnasts.

Answer to What is the one thing you want but don't have in life?

Wed, 13 Aug 2008 16:56:19 -0700

What is the one thing you want but don't have in life?

A tarantula

Answer to What do you think of your Ex?

Mon, 11 Aug 2008 12:07:12 -0700

What do you think of your Ex?

Less than I do of my Ess.

Answer to If you could do it all over again, what would you do different.

Mon, 11 Aug 2008 12:06:37 -0700

If you could do it all over again, what would you do different.

I wouldn't have listened to my parents.

Answer to Welcome to the Answerbag Pizza Palace, what Pizza can I make for you?

Mon, 11 Aug 2008 12:05:46 -0700

Welcome to the Answerbag Pizza Palace, what Pizza can I make for you?

I want a spider @ snake chunk pizza with extra marinara sauce & seasoning.

Answer to What information a Service Provider Tower can get from a mobile subscriber?

Mon, 11 Aug 2008 12:04:20 -0700

What information a Service Provider Tower can get from a mobile subscriber?

It can read your horoscope and your soul.

Answer to What did your breakfast experience entail today?

Mon, 11 Aug 2008 12:03:26 -0700

What did your breakfast experience entail today?

I skipped it.

Answer to Which Gomez Addams do you prefer: John Astin or Raúl Juliá?

Mon, 11 Aug 2008 11:42:04 -0700

Which Gomez Addams do you prefer: John Astin or Raúl Juliá?

Raúl Juliá without a doubt. May he rest in peace.

Answer to Set phasers to stun?

Mon, 11 Aug 2008 11:28:39 -0700

Set phasers to stun?

Can I set it to fun?

Answer to Can I take my Chupacabra out for walks or do I need to get a permit or something like that?

Sun, 10 Aug 2008 13:45:57 -0700

Can I take my Chupacabra out for walks or do I need to get a permit or something like that?

I think you need to get a permit. I'm not sure though.

Answer to Has a Mythical Beast Turned Up in Texas? Women believes she may have the head of the mythical, bloodsucking chupacabra. What do you think?

Sun, 10 Aug 2008 13:45:09 -0700

Has a Mythical Beast Turned Up in Texas? Women believes she may have the head of the mythical, bloodsucking chupacabra. What do you think?

I think she discovered a new species. They are sweet natured creatures.

Answer to Did you see the show about chupacabra on History channel last night, what did you think of it?

Sun, 10 Aug 2008 13:43:57 -0700

Did you see the show about chupacabra on History channel last night, what did you think of it?

I'm convinced but the Puerto Rican version is more like a werewolf. We have one of those.

Answer to Is there any genuine photo or siting of the chupacabra?

Sun, 10 Aug 2008 13:42:48 -0700

Is there any genuine photo or siting of the chupacabra?

Sure there are lots of documented cases.

Answer to Does anyone have an el chupacabra as a pet?

Sun, 10 Aug 2008 13:42:04 -0700

Does anyone have an el chupacabra as a pet?

We're working on getting the papers but the county is giving us problems with that.

Answer to Does anyone believe in "El Chupacabra?"

Sun, 10 Aug 2008 13:41:12 -0700

Does anyone believe in "El Chupacabra?"

Well I believe in it. We want to get one.

Answer to Do you ever flag questions if they're in the wrong category?

Sun, 10 Aug 2008 13:29:09 -0700

Do you ever flag questions if they're in the wrong category?

No, I have yet to flag anything yet. It's not something I'm interested in doing.

Answer to Do you like to get along with people of India? aren't they kinda crazy?

Sun, 10 Aug 2008 13:27:52 -0700

Do you like to get along with people of India? aren't they kinda crazy?

Indians are awesome. They don't like it when I play Kashmiri Cowboys with them though.

Answer to If you could only answer questions in one category, what would it be?

Sun, 10 Aug 2008 13:26:42 -0700

If you could only answer questions in one category, what would it be?

The Addams Family

Answer to Would you date god?

Sun, 10 Aug 2008 13:25:47 -0700

Would you date god?

Sure, I hear God puts out after the first date.

Answer to What would Dumbledore do?

Sun, 10 Aug 2008 13:24:11 -0700

What would Dumbledore do?

He would do what a Dumbledore does?

Answer to Is Nintendo Wii fun for adults?

Sun, 10 Aug 2008 00:04:40 -0700

Is Nintendo Wii fun for adults?

It's great for the cardiovascular system.

Answer to Why do stoners get munchies?

Sun, 10 Aug 2008 00:02:14 -0700

Why do stoners get munchies?

Because food gets yummier when you are stoned.

Answer to Is it possible to hit 1,000 points in one day? Answer with a + or - (if you have to!)

Sat, 09 Aug 2008 23:55:17 -0700

Is it possible to hit 1,000 points in one day? Answer with a + or - (if you have to!)

I just did it today, yay. Thanks people.

Answer to Do you like lobster?

Sat, 09 Aug 2008 23:49:02 -0700

Do you like lobster?

Mmmm!!! Lobster is yummy.

Answer to Would you join me in a group hug for all ABers :)?

Sat, 09 Aug 2008 23:28:48 -0700

Would you join me in a group hug for all ABers :)?

Pugs is in for the hugs.

Answer to Do you like cheese?

Sat, 09 Aug 2008 21:40:02 -0700

Do you like cheese?

No, I love cheese.

Answer to Do dogs have healing powers?

Sat, 09 Aug 2008 21:38:47 -0700

Do dogs have healing powers?

Dogs make you feel better when you're sad. They heal your broken heart too.

Answer to Can diamonds really cut glass?

Sat, 09 Aug 2008 21:37:36 -0700

Can diamonds really cut glass?

I've see it be done.

Answer to Why does kenny, from southpark, die in every episode?

Sat, 09 Aug 2008 21:29:03 -0700

Why does kenny, from southpark, die in every episode?

I think he's like a chia pet and his parents grow a new one in a growth chamber for every episode. Kenny is like the cycle of reincarnation of Buddhism.

Answer to How long could you wait for someone you love?

Sat, 09 Aug 2008 21:26:21 -0700

How long could you wait for someone you love?

I'm waiting my whole lifetime.

Answer to Do you have a cowlick? Where is it?

Sat, 09 Aug 2008 21:20:14 -0700

Do you have a cowlick? Where is it?

I just bought a few cowtails at the candy store. You want one, they're yummy.

Answer to On the periodic table what does the "co" stand for?

Sat, 09 Aug 2008 21:01:41 -0700

On the periodic table what does the "co" stand for?

Isn't it Cobalt.

Answer to Is consciousness a degree of intelligence?

Sat, 09 Aug 2008 21:01:01 -0700

Is consciousness a degree of intelligence?

Sure you have to be smart enough to know you are awake.

Answer to Isnt it all about the OIL?

Sat, 09 Aug 2008 16:04:51 -0700

Isnt it all about the OIL?

Petroleum Jelly does seem to help when it's dry.

Answer to Which is better a little dog or a big dog?

Sat, 09 Aug 2008 15:53:56 -0700

Which is better a little dog or a big dog?

Big dogs are funner. You can ride on them.

Answer to Do you believe in reincarnation?

Sat, 09 Aug 2008 15:53:08 -0700

Do you believe in reincarnation?

Anything is possible. Who am I to understand.

Answer to What is sleep's function?

Sat, 09 Aug 2008 15:37:30 -0700

What is sleep's function?

To help get us ready for another dismal day.

Answer to Do you usually fly First Class or Coach Class? Why?

Sat, 09 Aug 2008 15:35:40 -0700

Do you usually fly First Class or Coach Class? Why?

First class & thanks for the tickets. Am I going to Sillyville?

Answer to Why do my feet smell of doritos

Sat, 09 Aug 2008 15:29:00 -0700

Why do my feet smell of doritos

You smothered your feet in a bag of Doritos.

Answer to What comes to mind when you hear the word 'Trojans'?

Sat, 09 Aug 2008 15:27:51 -0700

What comes to mind when you hear the word 'Trojans'?

Sex with yummy women!

Answer to Do you agree that “nerd” isn’t a derogatory word anymore?

Sat, 09 Aug 2008 15:25:33 -0700

Do you agree that “nerd” isn’t a derogatory word anymore?

Stop being a nerd!

Answer to How do you feel about Bernie Macs death?

Sat, 09 Aug 2008 14:56:06 -0700

How do you feel about Bernie Macs death?

That's tragic. He was so young!

Answer to What do you guy's think of the name Winter?

Sat, 09 Aug 2008 14:44:06 -0700

What do you guy's think of the name Winter?

It's only good 1/4 of the year.

Answer to How do I keep squirrels out of my garden

Sat, 09 Aug 2008 14:33:59 -0700

How do I keep squirrels out of my garden

Try to baffle them.

Answer to Do you get intimadated by men of authority?

Sat, 09 Aug 2008 14:03:49 -0700

Do you get intimadated by men of authority?

I get intimidated by women of authority.

Answer to Do you still think about your first love?

Sat, 09 Aug 2008 13:56:54 -0700

Do you still think about your first love?

Yes Rosie Palmer is still very close to me.

Answer to Why is Anderson Cooper's hair white?

Sat, 09 Aug 2008 13:10:42 -0700

Why is Anderson Cooper's hair white?

It's genetics

Answer to Do you live near a pizzeria with a brick oven? Do you prefer brick oven pizza?

Sat, 09 Aug 2008 12:47:05 -0700

Do you live near a pizzeria with a brick oven? Do you prefer brick oven pizza?

I like whatever we order on pizza night. It just has to be yummy.

Answer to What is the best country song?

Sat, 09 Aug 2008 12:45:29 -0700

What is the best country song?

Don't waste your time.

Answer to Do you like kangaroos?

Sat, 09 Aug 2008 12:33:49 -0700

Do you like kangaroos?

They are fun to go for rides on.

Answer to What brings chills down your spine?

Sat, 09 Aug 2008 12:27:21 -0700

What brings chills down your spine?

Cold ice water. & that's tonight's word.

Answer to Do you think a man looks sexy in a "wife beater shirt"?

Sat, 09 Aug 2008 12:26:03 -0700

Do you think a man looks sexy in a "wife beater shirt"?

Becuzz she be looking hood like dat yo.

Answer to Know any good country songs?

Sat, 09 Aug 2008 12:25:08 -0700

Know any good country songs?

Not a single one.

Answer to Do you know any good country songs they play on the radio?

Sat, 09 Aug 2008 12:24:40 -0700

Do you know any good country songs they play on the radio?

The one they didn't play.

Answer to When did Geordi La Forge regain his eyesight fully?

Sat, 09 Aug 2008 12:23:39 -0700

When did Geordi La Forge regain his eyesight fully?

I took it from him when I poked him in the visor. Muhahaha!!!

Answer to No A is B. Some C is A. So therefore some C is not B

Sat, 09 Aug 2008 11:55:00 -0700

No A is B. Some C is A. So therefore some C is not B

All F is F.

Answer to Will you tolerate insolence?

Fri, 08 Aug 2008 23:02:29 -0700

Will you tolerate insolence?

Just the majority of the times. I can understand why it's there.

Answer to How do you make friends fast at college?

Fri, 08 Aug 2008 23:01:02 -0700

How do you make friends fast at college?

Make a lot of study buddies.

Answer to What is source of faith of hinduism?

Fri, 08 Aug 2008 22:59:30 -0700

What is source of faith of hinduism?

Being born into Hinduism and having lived it your whole life perhaps.

Answer to Would you work in a correctional facility?

Fri, 08 Aug 2008 22:58:07 -0700

Would you work in a correctional facility?

Would It be a work at home job since I wouldn't know the difference.

Answer to Is the devil afraid of YOU?

Fri, 08 Aug 2008 22:54:04 -0700

Is the devil afraid of YOU?

Since I got him by the balls he better be or else I twist them off.

Answer to What does "snarky" mean?

Fri, 08 Aug 2008 22:44:32 -0700

What does "snarky" mean?

Oh, well there's nothing wrong with that. I can't see the problem with that. I don't see the meanness in that. I just learned a word today.

Answer to What's a simile for as bright as...

Fri, 08 Aug 2008 22:40:54 -0700

What's a simile for as bright as...

As bright as the sun. Now your homework is done.