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Who won an Olympic gold medal first - Ian Thorpe or Grant Hackett? Grant Hackett sounds more old timey so I bet it's that name.

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What precautions should woman take when she is pregnent with AB neagative blood group. Avoiding the corny puns mostly.

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What is the best thing about being a parent? Having kids, duh!

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Do you just not give a damn about GOD or anything he stands for anymore? (Don't preach to me please) Who really cares anymore. I could care less.

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How much is a police pension on the avg per month? Yeah, about a hundred dollars. Definitely.

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Would i get pregnant if dont drink the second plan b pill. Only if you do a rain dance every other Wednesday.

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Is there a movie you could watch over and over again? Every Addams Family movie.

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Have you ever been so happy you just couldn't fall asleep? Almost every Wednesday, just about.

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Do you have any weird obsessive compulsive traits? I like to play games with worms.

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Women: what is the sexiest part of a woman's body? Her pupils.

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Alcohol is the answer. What was the question? What is Lurch's favorite drink?

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Can you read/ write German need your help urgently to fix/read something for me? Sure come to my mansion and tutor me, if you dare. Lurch will get the door.

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If South Korea is so rich, why do so many of its people immigrate to other countries every year? They want a change of scenery.

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What is the meaning of your name? For ex my name is Misty Dawn = Foggy Morning! My dad is Gomez, figure the rest out.

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Who invented computer? The ancient Greeks did.

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Can you be arrested for prank calling? Yes you can.

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What is the story of the Egyptian scriptures of death that were thought to be the words of Abraham? I can't decide if I prefer lefty or righty more.

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What is your one word description of Barack Obama? Enthusiastic.

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Do you think Sarah Palins name chooses for her kids are weird? Track, Willow, Bristol, Piper, what's the babys name? I suppose it takes a bird brain to name kids with such idiotic names. It speaks volumes about the mental deficiency of the namer.

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How many people this past year have you found out not to be a true friend to you? About 80% of the two faced sommobiches.

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Do you ever use the pool or gym at hotels/motels? Hell no son. Who you foolin'?

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Does Bribery work to win elections? It worked in the year 2000, huh?

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How do you create a website? Does it cost money? By magic. I won't tell you. ha ha ha, ha ha!

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If you could read one persons mind, who's would it be? A rich man and the combination to his safe / vault.

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Is Science more important than Religion to you? Religion is a fairy tale.

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I'm happy, are you happy? I'm frigging fantastic.

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Would you go out with an alcoholic? why or why not? Definitely.

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On which continent would you find the Atlas Mountains? Africa baby!

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Bipolar girlfriend will not communicate with me Try the other pole, just kidding. So what's the question?

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Can you name any songs with 'wine' in the title? 'Can I get some cheese with that wine'

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When proving a theorem, like Fermat's Last Theorem, how do you know your answer is correct? My mommy checks it to make sure.

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Would you go to an Obama campaign party to meet women even if you are a Republican? I mean, you have to admit, liberal women are hot and fun! Sure, as long as they are interested in weird guys then it looks like there's a good opportunity.

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Who's yer Daddy? Gomez Addams

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Why do thaw and unthaw mean the same thing? They don't.

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If Obama was a cookie, what kind of cookie would he be? This is an old joke. The punchline is supposed to be Oreo cookie.

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Is jetlag worst going west or east? I can't see what the real difference is anyway. The time of your flight will either favor or disfavor one direction or the other.

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What kind of motor oil for hyudai elantra 1999 The kind that you find in the store. It's just a regular old car.

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Are gymnasts pushed too far? In the Maoist regime, no medal and they got pushed over a mountain. China has really inspired their gymnasts.

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What is the one thing you want but don't have in life? A tarantula

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What do you think of your Ex? Less than I do of my Ess.

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If you could do it all over again, what would you do different. I wouldn't have listened to my parents.

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Welcome to the Answerbag Pizza Palace, what Pizza can I make for you? I want a spider @ snake chunk pizza with extra marinara sauce & seasoning.

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What information a Service Provider Tower can get from a mobile subscriber? It can read your horoscope and your soul.

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What did your breakfast experience entail today? I skipped it.

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Which Gomez Addams do you prefer: John Astin or Raúl Juliá? Raúl Juliá without a doubt. May he rest in peace.

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Set phasers to stun? Can I set it to fun?

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Can I take my Chupacabra out for walks or do I need to get a permit or something like that? I think you need to get a permit. I'm not sure though.

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Has a Mythical Beast Turned Up in Texas? Women believes she may have the head of the mythical, bloodsucking chupacabra. What do you think? I think she discovered a new species. They are sweet natured creatures.

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Did you see the show about chupacabra on History channel last night, what did you think of it? I'm convinced but the Puerto Rican version is more like a werewolf. We have one of those.

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Is there any genuine photo or siting of the chupacabra? Sure there are lots of documented cases.

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Does anyone have an el chupacabra as a pet? We're working on getting the papers but the county is giving us problems with that.

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Does anyone believe in "El Chupacabra?" Well I believe in it. We want to get one.

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Do you ever flag questions if they're in the wrong category? No, I have yet to flag anything yet. It's not something I'm interested in doing.

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Do you like to get along with people of India? aren't they kinda crazy? Indians are awesome. They don't like it when I play Kashmiri Cowboys with them though.

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If you could only answer questions in one category, what would it be? The Addams Family

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Would you date god? Sure, I hear God puts out after the first date.

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What would Dumbledore do? He would do what a Dumbledore does?

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Is Nintendo Wii fun for adults? It's great for the cardiovascular system.

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Why do stoners get munchies? Because food gets yummier when you are stoned.

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Is it possible to hit 1,000 points in one day? Answer with a + or - (if you have to!) I just did it today, yay. Thanks people.

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Do you like lobster? Mmmm!!! Lobster is yummy.

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Would you join me in a group hug for all ABers :)? Pugs is in for the hugs.

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Do you like cheese? No, I love cheese.

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Do dogs have healing powers? Dogs make you feel better when you're sad. They heal your broken heart too.

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Can diamonds really cut glass? I've see it be done.

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Why does kenny, from southpark, die in every episode? I think he's like a chia pet and his parents grow a new one in a growth chamber for every episode. Kenny is like the cycle of reincarnation of Buddhism.

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How long could you wait for someone you love? I'm waiting my whole lifetime.

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Do you have a cowlick? Where is it? I just bought a few cowtails at the candy store. You want one, they're yummy.

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On the periodic table what does the "co" stand for? Isn't it Cobalt.

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Is consciousness a degree of intelligence? Sure you have to be smart enough to know you are awake.

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Isnt it all about the OIL? Petroleum Jelly does seem to help when it's dry.

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Which is better a little dog or a big dog? Big dogs are funner. You can ride on them.

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Do you believe in reincarnation? Anything is possible. Who am I to understand.

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What is sleep's function? To help get us ready for another dismal day.

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Do you usually fly First Class or Coach Class? Why? First class & thanks for the tickets. Am I going to Sillyville?

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Why do my feet smell of doritos You smothered your feet in a bag of Doritos.

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What comes to mind when you hear the word 'Trojans'? Sex with yummy women!

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Do you agree that “nerd” isn’t a derogatory word anymore? Stop being a nerd!

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How do you feel about Bernie Macs death? That's tragic. He was so young!

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What do you guy's think of the name Winter? It's only good 1/4 of the year.

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How do I keep squirrels out of my garden Try to baffle them.

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Do you get intimadated by men of authority? I get intimidated by women of authority.

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Do you still think about your first love? Yes Rosie Palmer is still very close to me.

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Why is Anderson Cooper's hair white? It's genetics

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Do you live near a pizzeria with a brick oven? Do you prefer brick oven pizza? I like whatever we order on pizza night. It just has to be yummy.

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What is the best country song? Don't waste your time.

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Do you like kangaroos? They are fun to go for rides on.

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What brings chills down your spine? Cold ice water. & that's tonight's word.

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Do you think a man looks sexy in a "wife beater shirt"? Becuzz she be looking hood like dat yo.

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Know any good country songs? Not a single one.

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Do you know any good country songs they play on the radio? The one they didn't play.

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When did Geordi La Forge regain his eyesight fully? I took it from him when I poked him in the visor. Muhahaha!!!

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No A is B. Some C is A. So therefore some C is not B All F is F.

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Will you tolerate insolence? Just the majority of the times. I can understand why it's there.

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How do you make friends fast at college? Make a lot of study buddies.

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What is source of faith of hinduism? Being born into Hinduism and having lived it your whole life perhaps.

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Would you work in a correctional facility? Would It be a work at home job since I wouldn't know the difference.

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Is the devil afraid of YOU? Since I got him by the balls he better be or else I twist them off.

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What does "snarky" mean? Oh, well there's nothing wrong with that. I can't see the problem with that. I don't see the meanness in that. I just learned a word today.

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What's a simile for as bright as... As bright as the sun. Now your homework is done.

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If you can add one key to the keyboard what would it be? Pop up block close.

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How often do you give 100%? 50% of the time.

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Have you even been in a burning building? Sure it was pretty fun. No I didn't start the fire...

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Will you meet me in the middle, will you meet me in the air? Sure thing, as you command.

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What will the Olympics do for China? Bring the spotlight upon them and all their problems.

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If the devil collects souls, what could he possibly want with 'em? Uses them like trading cards with the other demons.

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Who do you think would win in a fight Godzilla or King kong? My money is on Godzilla.

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Are animals, besides humans, judged by God? Animals follow the law of the jungle. God doesn't play into their lives.

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Can God save everyone from damnation? I just don't give a damn anymore.

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Why can't you be happy at the Emerald Bar? Because they don't serve rubies or sapphires.

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I am having trouble with a translation, can someone translate 'Talk to me!' to Pinyin? Best of luck with that.

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How do u make ur boobs grow bigger naturally? I've got some snake oil...

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Wht, after all the story has been told, would JK Rowling say that Dumbledore is gay? I saw it coming a mile away.

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Where did you go on your first airplane ride? I went to see uncle fester.

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Do you like sauerkraut? It's yummy. I love it.

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What is the spiritual/mystical meaning beyhind seven bells? Quasimodo

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In your opinion, what is the most covetted Olympic medal? The most coveted one.

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Would you be sad if eric cartman was your kid? Absolutely not. He's be a chip off the old block.

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Anyone else think McCain is going to win in a landslide? Maybe die in one. Perhaps in the opposite universe this will happen.

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Can you list five things that can float in water? Ships Boats Canoes Skiffs Kayaks

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What your favorite cream filled item? My girlfriend.

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What was Harare formerly known as? wasn't it Salisbury Steak, Mmmm yummy.

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What was your first vehicle? I'm 14 and I already have a 2006 ford ranger. My great grandpa past away in January 2007. He past the truck on to me. It was a Gremlin.

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Are you a sheep or a wolf? Sheep is yummy, I want to be a wolf.

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What is an Australorp? Dinner!

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What is your favorite theme park food? Gimme more and more cotton candy and then a few sno-cones. Yummy!

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What type of plays are shown at the Abbey Theatre? A myriad variety of plays.

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Why did we not kill Jesus as a baby? That would have made his life story less fun.

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Which gangster was shot at the Biograph Theater in Chicago? The unlucky one.

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Who is the strongest super hero? Galactitor, he's as big as a galaxy.

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How is your "street" IQ? Much better than my avenue IQ.

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Are you a burnout? I'm a smother-in.

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Do you personally know any sick and twisted people? All of my family.

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How did Queen Elizabeth II react when her son Charles converted to Islam? And how do adherents to the C of E feel that their one day leader is in fact a muslim? Quite Blood upset. Tea time at four was not as pleasant as it should have been.

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Have you ever walked in fields of gold? The Leprechauns told me where it was.

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If you were walking through the woods and found a couple having sex, what would you do? I'd try to get sloppy seconds.

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What do you not like about Canada? Lots of beavers up there.

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What did you do so far this summer? Absolutely nothing. That's par for the course though.

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No or Yes? Jawol

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What kind of natural resources would we be able to utilize, on the moon? Solar energy since it gets very bright there for long periods of time.

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Overall, why is AB such a pleasant place to hang out? I still haven't figured that out yet. It doesn't seem too pleasant to me. I just asked a question and it got a -10. It was just a hypothetical question.

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What kind of meat and vegetables do you like on your kabobs? I like Rhinoceros cubes with bell peppers.

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If we found gold or oil on the moon, how would we see at night? The same way that we always do.

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Do you like drinking the pickle juice from a jar of pickles? My cousin used to do this. Yumm, seconds please.

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In your opinion what is the worst thing someone can do to you? Kill me.

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Are you fully mindful of the present moment? Kind of, I'm really looking toward the future though.

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Have you ever loved someone and hate their family? Yes, all the time.

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Is it safe for a dog to eat the bone from a T-Bone steak? That's what we give Bowser once in a while. He doesn't seem to mind.

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Is Bob Marley a poet and a prophet? He taught me how to smoke it, goodness me I'm gonna cough it.

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How big is the moon? It's ginormous.

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What do you think of Tila Tequila? I'd drink a shot off her.

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How can I get a free cell phone? Sign up for an expensive credit card deal.

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Do clowns freak you out? I like to freak clowns out though.

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List 5 things your thankful for today! Being a live, breathing air, eating food, eating food, salting slugs.

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Why do Jehovah's Witnesses refuse blood transfusions? I wouldn't know. Doesn't make sense to me.

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I'm the youngest of 4 siblings in my family-of-origin. Where are you in the sibling order? My sister is older than me.

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Why does John Glenn think a Moon base is a bad idea? Because he's not thinking rationally. We need to set up base so we can mine asteroids for gold and such.

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What do you think of AnswerBag? It's OK, I can't say that it has any lasting appeal though.

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Who are you stalking on AB? Only the corny ones.

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Do you think obama is a muslim? He's African American and worships some Christian cult.

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Is there a word you are never sure how it's spelled, no matter how many times you look it up and write it correctly? Moticia and Wensday.

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How much should it cost to have your clothes dry cleaned? About 1 dollar on the average per item.

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What do you think about MTV for wanting to remake The Rocky Horror Picture Show movie? I HATE the idea of a remake! Only if the fatalities are real then I'll watch it.

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Who is the oldest player to ever play in an NFL game? Old man Rivers.

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Does a cup of coffee make everything better? It works better than pepper spray.

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What's a good negotiation tactic? Shoot first, ask questions later. Remove the bodies, make them give into demands.

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Is your mail delivered to your door or do you have to go to the post office? That's what Lurch is for. He runs errands for the house.

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which is ur favourite colour? Anything morbid and scary.

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Is it normal for a few strands of hair to come out of clip in extensions? Cousin Itt loses hair all the time but he grows it like kelp though.

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What are the words to the Meow Mix song? Wasn't it a lot of meows?

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Who is the youngest player to ever play in an NHL game? Doug Fleury?

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Who was the Chief of Security, on Voyager? I know it wasn't that fruity alien in the galley. Was it chikotee?

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Legal advice Always have someone else do your crimes for you then pay someone else to be your lawyer.

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What is one AB point worth, in terms of the American dollar? The Euro? Pounds?:) They ain't worth zhit.

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Are you taller than your refrigerator? No, I'm only a few bushels high.

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Are you all ready for the olympics? C'on light my fire. I want to watch the games. Swimming is boring as hell though.

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This question is for women. what is the best way for any one to aproch you and what was the worst pick up line you heard? I have selected you for breeding. You must accompany me to my love chamber. The fate of the world should not rest in my hands anymore.

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Which Wild West figures are associated with Deadwood, South Dakota? Sioux injuns?

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Is the word "negro" a bad word? Spanish it definitely is not. English it may have some negative twists.

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How old is the universe? How do you prove that it is this age? It's probably 18.9875683 billion years old.

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How do you, personally, define "poser"? Skateboard looser with skateboard trying to do tricks but can't is a poser. This is what it is.

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Why i am born.? Ah yes, you'll have to ask your mother why that is.

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Is the only reason Chelsea Handler have her own show on E! is because she is dating the network president? I would not think this possible since she is too much of a skank.

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Do you own any pure silver or gold? Silver of course any werewolves go askew. You need to arm yourself appropriately.

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Why does despair make you feel like walking death? Despair just makes me feel comfortable since the impending hopefulness is like the embrace of a forlorn lover of unrequited love.

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Does anyone make any money from answering online surveys? Yeah the people that run them you sucker.

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How do you make money on the Internet? You scam people.

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Was Jesus crucified on a stake or a cross? Geez, of course it was a cross. Where else would his arms go!

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Do you hide your sadness behind a fake smile? Don't we all. I thought that was just the way we all act.

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How would you (or did you) propose to your loved one? Nope, I doubt I'll ever get married anyway. No girls like me.

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Is President Bush the worst president ever? Nah, it was William Henry Harrison, he was only president for 31 days, how pathetic was that.

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Should the mayor of Detroit, who is now in jail, resign or remain in office to entertain us? Only if he can pull a full Dinkens then otherwise, no.

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Do I ever need to bathe my rabbit? Yes to remove the tics in order to make it more edible.

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What's your sneezing record? 3, 4 and I go to hell forever.

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Who wants to make me dinner? Lurch will do it.

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Why are women's left breast bigger than the right? I think that it imitates their political leanings that most women lean to the left and that this is physically manifested.

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Sir, I want to see the all incoming call details of my mobile from month Jan-2008 to Aug-2008. May the best of luck come to you.

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How often do you check your weight? I'm a chubby boy, hardly ever. I am scared of the scale.

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Are people of the LDS church allowed to pratice online dating I could not see how this would be against their teachings.

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What's the best color for summertime fashion? Yay, bumblebee.

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I visited my fort, then wondered threw the forest with a machette, whats the most stoner thing you've done? I watched the same movie twice and forgot I just watched it.

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Do you like chocolate? I'm like a chocolate monster.

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Do most women deficate when giving birth? That's the brown child pygmy that they don't want to tell you about.

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When was the last time you ate pancakes? five fortweeks ago and a month of Sundays.

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Are you adopted? what is it like? that's now what Gomez told me.

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Do you know how to sew? just wondering.... I can sew the fields.

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What is a cybernose? Reaches hand into screen, I got your nose, ha ha ha ha ha.

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Can you give me a quote or short story so that i can believe there is some hope left in the world? All ye who enter, give up hope.

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Would you eat kangaroo? Only if starving to death.

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Do you get a funny feeling in your tummy when Monday Night Football comes on? :) I'd ready for the football.

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Are you in a cave right now? Yes there are tons of bats everywhere.

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Is the body more than just physical? Not the last time I checked.

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How do you suck on your own dick? I Gawd I wish.

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