Answerbag: scubaguy's answers http://www.answerbag.com/profile/470762 New Answerbag answers from scubaguy Wed, 30 May 2012 04:15:53 -0700 Wed, 30 May 2012 04:15:53 -0700 Answer to Should strip searching of students at school be legal? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12184737 Should strip searching of students at school be legal?<br /><br />why does a comment from 2009 sort to the top when I select "date submitted" as the "sort answers by" directive? Fri, 18 May 2012 22:00:53 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12184737 Answer to Should strip searching of students at school be legal? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12184733 Should strip searching of students at school be legal?<br /><br />Yes. And I have a question to pose for all you people who have said "no" - how would you feel if you son/daughter were shot/killed at school? And - get this - you learned that they suspected a couple of kids were up to no good and carrying weapons and threatening that they were going to "go... Fri, 18 May 2012 21:58:22 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12184733 Answer to Do you honestly think the Edvard Munch painting, "Scream" will sell for over $200 million tonight at Sotheby's? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12140071 Do you honestly think the Edvard Munch painting, "Scream" will sell for over $200 million tonight at Sotheby's?<br /><br />He learned some rich a-hole spent over $200 million for it! What a total F***ING waste of money. 1) it sucks and 2) if you like it, just get a print of it for $10-20, why do you need to have the artist's original? And seriously, I don't think he should be called an artist - children could... Fri, 04 May 2012 15:15:43 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12140071 Answer to What caused the figure in Edvard Munch's famous painting to scream like that? (humor welcomed) http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12140063 What caused the figure in Edvard Munch's famous painting to scream like that? (humor welcomed)<br /><br />He learned some rich a-hole spent over $100 million for it! What a total F***ING waste of money. 1) it sucks and 2) if you like it, just get a print of it for $10-20, why do you need to have the artist's original? And seriously, I don't think he should be called an artist - children could... Fri, 04 May 2012 15:13:36 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12140063 Answer to Why do racist groups favor the Republican Party when the great President Lincoln was a Republican? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12086604 Why do racist groups favor the Republican Party when the great President Lincoln was a Republican?<br /><br />Are you ready for a bit of actual history? Seriously. What I'm about to share with you - will probably be a surprise to many. Because the liberals have re-written history and distorted reality to all the younger generation. This, what I'm about to share, is the truth. Wake up. Here's the... Thu, 19 Apr 2012 19:08:34 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12086604 Answer to Have you ever been recognised from your naughty photos or videos on the internet? How did/would you react? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12070226 Have you ever been recognised from your naughty photos or videos on the internet? How did/would you react?<br /><br />Never happened but I'd be thrilled/excited - as long as my face wasn't featured. Sat, 14 Apr 2012 18:27:40 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12070226 Answer to What do you think Satan wants for his birthday? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12057867 What do you think Satan wants for his birthday?<br /><br />Obama for another 4 years. Tue, 10 Apr 2012 20:09:14 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12057867 Answer to Do you realize it's "better" to owe taxes on April 15 than to get money back? See my explanation below for why. http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12014434 Do you realize it's "better" to owe taxes on April 15 than to get money back? See my explanation below for why.<br /><br />Here's a tidbit for all you mathematically-challenged out there - do you realize that it's better to owe the govt money on tax day than to get money back? I'm serious. If you get money back and say "woohooo", you're an idiot. It means you just lent the govt your money all year for no interest.... Wed, 28 Mar 2012 18:14:04 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12014434 Answer to What is one song that you remember from your childhood and still enjoy listening to? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12007344 What is one song that you remember from your childhood and still enjoy listening to?<br /><br />When I was in grade school, probably 5th grade, Stairway to Heaven came out. And Lola (Kinks) and Satisfaction (Rolling Stones - the only song I like of theirs!) And somewhere around that time, maybe I was in junior high, and I remember listening to Dream On by Aerosmith, by 10th grade,... Mon, 26 Mar 2012 17:10:46 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12007344 Answer to Who sang the song with the lyrics, "Train Train, take me on out of this town"? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12007323 Who sang the song with the lyrics, "Train Train, take me on out of this town"?<br /><br />I'm not saying that the other poster's answer of Blackfoot is wrong. But if it's not right, maybe it's Molly Hatchett? Mon, 26 Mar 2012 17:05:49 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12007323 Answer to Who sang the song with the lyrics, "just a small town girl, living in a lonely world, took the midnight train going anywhere..."? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12007318 Who sang the song with the lyrics, "just a small town girl, living in a lonely world, took the midnight train going anywhere..."?<br /><br />Just thought I'd point something out that i assume people around the country might not know.. you know the lyric "born and raised in South Detroit" - well, there's no such place as South Detroit. In fact, in Trivial Pursuit there's a question that asks what is the first foreign country you will... Mon, 26 Mar 2012 17:04:21 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12007318 Answer to ♫Just a small town girl!! living in aloney world!! she took the midnight train going any where!! (yes i know i have misspell words) http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12007312 ♫Just a small town girl!! living in aloney world!! she took the midnight train going any where!! (yes i know i have misspell words)<br /><br />Just thought I'd point something out that i assume people around the country might not know.. you know the lyric "born and raised in South Detroit" - well, there's no such place as South Detroit. In fact, in Trivial Pursuit there's a question that asks what is the first foreign country you... Mon, 26 Mar 2012 17:03:27 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12007312 Answer to Should it be considered a crime (i.e., murder) when a home owner kills an intruder? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/11980491 Should it be considered a crime (i.e., murder) when a home owner kills an intruder?<br /><br />For those who mentioned something about "what if he just has a screwdriver?" - well, what do you think he broke into your home in the middle of the night to do, home repairs? Maybe he's a college student doing middle-of-the-night home improvements for strangers? Yeah, that's it. We'll be... Sun, 18 Mar 2012 13:53:02 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/11980491 Answer to Does anyone else cringe with they see that little business woman girl in the Verizon lemonade ads? What a little bitch. So unrealistic. http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/11974601 Does anyone else cringe with they see that little business woman girl in the Verizon lemonade ads? What a little bitch. So unrealistic.<br /><br />A bet a bunch of dizzy female ad execs dreamt her up, because that's how they envision themselves to be - all business-like and able to do anything, boss guys around, etc. Also, tangent subject, how 'bout that daddy's girl in the pc.com commercial, or whatever it's called, where the college... Fri, 16 Mar 2012 17:49:02 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/11974601 Answer to Can you think of any good reason why Lindsay Lohan would receive a standing ovation on the Jay Leno Show? I can't. http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/11929893 Can you think of any good reason why Lindsay Lohan would receive a standing ovation on the Jay Leno Show? I can't.<br /><br />Not a good reason - just the fact that many people today mistake someone with problems or someone with fame as someone who has talent. She isn't talented. She has to read her lines on SNL off que cards because she's not talented/smart enough to learn the lines in a simple 2 minute comedy skit.... Sun, 04 Mar 2012 06:41:14 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/11929893 Answer to I just saw "The Parent Trap" with a very cute young Lindsey Lohan. WHAT HAPPENED? (link) http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/11929881 I just saw "The Parent Trap" with a very cute young Lindsey Lohan. WHAT HAPPENED? (link)<br /><br />So true. She used to be adorable. Now, she's got daffy-duck-like fake lips and just ugggghhh, looks awful. I think she's had a nose job, too. And her face is transforming into Joan Rivers or something like that. And her hair looks like a rastafarian mop died blonde. And to top it all off,... Sun, 04 Mar 2012 06:37:14 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/11929881 Answer to I had anal sex with boyfriend after 5 days of my period stopped & he ejaculated in my rectum & on my anus but soon we both cleaned up,is there any possible chance I maybe get pregnant!! am totally terrified!! http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/11900026 I had anal sex with boyfriend after 5 days of my period stopped & he ejaculated in my rectum & on my anus but soon we both cleaned up,is there any possible chance I maybe get pregnant!! am totally terrified!!<br /><br />Yeah, and the baby will be a democrat - sh*** for brains. Sat, 25 Feb 2012 15:52:47 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/11900026 Answer to Women. What do you want us to call "it"? Pussy, beaver, c*nt, or something else. Saying vagina doesnt sound hot enough. http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/11856322 Women. What do you want us to call "it"? Pussy, beaver, c*nt, or something else. Saying vagina doesnt sound hot enough.<br /><br />so... um, nobody likes "piss-flaps" or "meat shades" or gash? ha ha Wed, 15 Feb 2012 15:56:15 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/11856322 Answer to Whitney Houston is dead. How does that make you feel? What did you think of her? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/11839751 Whitney Houston is dead. How does that make you feel? What did you think of her?<br /><br />Since she is a celebrity, I understand why her death would be broadcast as a scroll on the news stations, but I don't think it merited interrupting programming. She's a singer/actress. There are soldiers who are giving up their lives, fighting for our country, and their deaths pass without much... Sat, 11 Feb 2012 18:08:39 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/11839751 Answer to Madonna for the superbowl halftime show? Really ? Is it just me or should they have selected someone else ? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/11816907 Madonna for the superbowl halftime show? Really ? Is it just me or should they have selected someone else ?<br /><br />She not only a "has been" - she's a "never been" if you ask me. She really doesn't have much talent at all. Seriously. I know there will be people who disagree but guess what? When there's a half dozen girls at every high school and/or college in the country who can do EXACTLY what Madonna... Mon, 06 Feb 2012 17:04:21 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/11816907 Answer to Who else won't be watching the Super Bowl? It's a stupid game played by people you don't know. Get a life. http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/11807486 Who else won't be watching the Super Bowl? It's a stupid game played by people you don't know. Get a life.<br /><br />I'm the one who posted question - I want to clarify something. If you play football, it's a skill, a sport, there's strategy, talent, strength, agility and adrenalin/fun and all that. What I think is a joke is the couch potatoes who act as though it's the most important thing in the world, and... Sat, 04 Feb 2012 14:12:23 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/11807486 Answer to Who believes Islam is a religion of peace? Really? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/11787578 Who believes Islam is a religion of peace? Really?<br /><br />This just in - another report in the news on that "religion of peace" --- Islamic parents found guilty of murdering daughters Associated Press - 1/29/2012 4:35:00 PM KINGSTON, Ontario - A jury on Sunday found an Islamic Afghan father, his wife and their son guilty of killing three teenage... Mon, 30 Jan 2012 16:28:51 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/11787578 Answer to Do you think it's unhealthy for a female to look at cocks on the net? Just curious. :) http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/11739037 Do you think it's unhealthy for a female to look at cocks on the net? Just curious. :)<br /><br />I think it's fine, normal, healthy, and all those things. Looking is fine. It's when you start sleeping around, then it's a problem. I think of it this way - looking at naked pics of opposite sex is like looking at brochures/websites of a destination before you go there on vacation. Just... Thu, 19 Jan 2012 16:00:19 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/11739037 Answer to Stop the govt idiocy. Here's my plan. Anyone agree? See the first post (by me). http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/11697721 Stop the govt idiocy. Here's my plan. Anyone agree? See the first post (by me).<br /><br />PUT ME IN CHARGE . . . (okay, I admit, I didn't write this, but it sure captures how I feel - and I wish a politician would talk/think like this!) Put me in charge of food stamps. I'd get rid of Lone Star cards; no cash for Ding Dongs or Ho Ho's, just money for 50-pound bags of rice and... Tue, 10 Jan 2012 18:22:44 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/11697721 Answer to Does a man like a woman who is smarter than him? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/11660337 Does a man like a woman who is smarter than him?<br /><br />If it were possible, yeah. I'd love to meet an intelligent women, one who is smarter than I am. But c'mon, a woman who is smarter than a man? That's an anomaly. Very rare. Well, okay, some women are smarter than some of the dumbest men of our species, but overall, women are unambitious,... Sun, 01 Jan 2012 21:58:45 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/11660337 Answer to Should illegal immigrants be granted American citizenship? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/11576897 Should illegal immigrants be granted American citizenship?<br /><br />Hell no! And where in the constitution does it provide congress/president with the authority to take money from citizens and spend it on benefits for illegals? Seriously, we spend $113 BILLION a year on illegals. Here's a solution - everyone who thinks we should provide benefits for illegals,... Sat, 10 Dec 2011 13:53:24 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/11576897 Answer to Why do we never see snowwomen? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/11576876 Why do we never see snowwomen?<br /><br />It's too hard to make a hollow head out of snow! (Maybe use a balloon?) Sat, 10 Dec 2011 13:48:26 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/11576876 Answer to Tell me honestly what is the first thing that comes into your mind when you see a person with tattoos or piercings? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/11576861 Tell me honestly what is the first thing that comes into your mind when you see a person with tattoos or piercings?<br /><br />Stupid kid - or dumbass adult. Idiot. Poser. Unemployable. Sat, 10 Dec 2011 13:46:04 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/11576861 Answer to can you tell me a mind blowing statistic? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/11576854 can you tell me a mind blowing statistic?<br /><br />Santa’s sleigh would need to move at 650 miles per second – which is 3,000 times the speed of sound - to deliver toys to all the children of the world. Here's how someone came up with that. There are approximately two billion children (persons under the age of 18) in the world. However,... Sat, 10 Dec 2011 13:44:41 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/11576854 Answer to What are some good poses for me to do while taking nude pictures of myself? I'm a girl http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/11551415 What are some good poses for me to do while taking nude pictures of myself? I'm a girl<br /><br />Put your legs behind your head! Spread your legs wide open, take a super close-up, so your parts are larger than life when on a computer screen. As for all this advice about guys liking mystery... how's Playboy been doing over the last a couple decades? That's their formula and their... Sun, 04 Dec 2011 12:20:57 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/11551415 Answer to Anyone know a free (no registering, credit cards, etc) site my wife can see or download nude, erect pics of handsome men? She loves to look at erect dicks. http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/11507125 Anyone know a free (no registering, credit cards, etc) site my wife can see or download nude, erect pics of handsome men? She loves to look at erect dicks.<br /><br />newbienudes.com Look for me - ashyguy4u Wed, 23 Nov 2011 07:38:05 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/11507125 Answer to Anyone want to send me some nudes of them self? I promise to return the favor with an equally acceptable photograph. Will shoot requests. ;) http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/11503842 Anyone want to send me some nudes of them self? I promise to return the favor with an equally acceptable photograph. Will shoot requests. ;)<br /><br />I have shared! What do you think? Tue, 22 Nov 2011 10:56:20 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/11503842 Answer to What is a deep and meaningful thought http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/11421278 What is a deep and meaningful thought<br /><br />If I claim to be a wise man, it surely means that I don't know. Kansas (Carry On) All we are is dust in the wind. Also Kansas Plus ca change, plus c'est la meme chose (the more things change, the more they stay the same) Rush (Circumstances) Tue, 01 Nov 2011 19:04:32 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/11421278 Answer to For $5,000,000 would you swear off relationships/sex for 10 years? How about $1,000,000 for 5 years? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/11416388 For $5,000,000 would you swear off relationships/sex for 10 years? How about $1,000,000 for 5 years?<br /><br />Hey, I've already unintentionally gone 10 years... pay up! I want the cash! Mon, 31 Oct 2011 16:44:48 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/11416388 Answer to Would You Have Sex with your Family Member for $16,000,000 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/11416381 Would You Have Sex with your Family Member for $16,000,000<br /><br />No doubt. Especially if by "family" you include nieces, but heck for $16 million, a sister too. Mon, 31 Oct 2011 16:43:27 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/11416381 Answer to Is it wrong to fantasize about your female dr? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/11416372 Is it wrong to fantasize about your female dr?<br /><br />I'm not a perv/creep but... I did choose a female dermatologist because I'd rather be checked over by a woman than a man. Even for the non-sexual parts. I like when she traces the contours of my ears with her fingers, I get instantly hard! I have a paper towel across my lap but it turns into a... Mon, 31 Oct 2011 16:41:50 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/11416372 Answer to Creationists-Why do we have hair on our arms and legs if we didn't evolve? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/11411003 Creationists-Why do we have hair on our arms and legs if we didn't evolve?<br /><br />So, let me get this straight - are you thinking that having hair on our arms and legs is evidence that we evolved? I guess the fact that we don't have feathers is "proof" that we must have evolved, too? Or scales like fish? The farce that we all evolved is a load of crap with no scientific... Sun, 30 Oct 2011 12:39:46 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/11411003 Answer to What do you think about legislation that would give residency to foreigners who buy houses valued at over $500k in the U.S.? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/11388843 What do you think about legislation that would give residency to foreigners who buy houses valued at over $500k in the U.S.?<br /><br />A better idea that will solve a lot of our nation's problems - revoke the citizenship and seize the assets of everyone in senate/house and kick them out of the country. No good SOBs. Nearly every one of 'em is a Lying, sleazy, stupid, immoral, useless pieces of SH***! Mon, 24 Oct 2011 20:57:24 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/11388843 Answer to What do you think about legislation that would give residency to foreigners who buy houses valued at over $500k in the U.S.? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/11388835 What do you think about legislation that would give residency to foreigners who buy houses valued at over $500k in the U.S.?<br /><br />Citizenship shouldn't be for sale. If you want to know what I think of the people in our senate and congress. Here's a picture. Perfectly represents them. Put an image of DC in the background, a democrat logo on the left leg, a republican logo on the right leg, and an Obama logo on its ass.... Mon, 24 Oct 2011 20:54:32 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/11388835 Answer to Why is the Iowa primary so important in U.S. elections? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/11388468 Why is the Iowa primary so important in U.S. elections?<br /><br />Although the "great answer" was thorough - I think the question is really "WTF are Iowans' opinions more important than everyone else's?" Yes, their caucus is first and it gives them a HUGE advantage but why do they get to go first every year? Personally, I think we should all give a... Mon, 24 Oct 2011 19:03:22 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/11388468 Answer to How many members of the U.S. Senate have a master\'s degree? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/11388442 How many members of the U.S. Senate have a master\'s degree?<br /><br />Less than the number of them with a criminal record. Those SOBs all belong in prison. See my post... http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/2601088#ans11388425 Mon, 24 Oct 2011 18:58:24 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/11388442 Answer to What is the salary for members of congress or the senate? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/11388439 What is the salary for members of congress or the senate?<br /><br />Way too much! See my post. http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/2601088#ans11388425 Mon, 24 Oct 2011 18:57:33 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/11388439 Answer to I want to make and distribute “head up your ass” buttons for members of our senate/congress – are you with me? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/11388425 I want to make and distribute “head up your ass” buttons for members of our senate/congress – are you with me?<br /><br />Here's the image I'd like on the buttons. I'm serious about this. I will use my vacation time to go to DC and pin these on the lapels of all our members of senate/house. Mon, 24 Oct 2011 18:55:11 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/11388425 Answer to Should it be considered a crime (i.e., murder) when a home owner kills an intruder? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/11381659 Should it be considered a crime (i.e., murder) when a home owner kills an intruder?<br /><br />No way. In fact, it should be considered a crime NOT to. Here's why - that criminal will likely go on to commit crime after crime after crime. Each crime probably worse than the first. Now's your chance to stop the "spree" before it occurs. Think about every murder that your read about - if... Sun, 23 Oct 2011 06:03:21 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/11381659 Answer to When you are home alone (or not alone ;), do you walk around naked?? or half naked?? or ever gotten caught?? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/11339848 When you are home alone (or not alone ;), do you walk around naked?? or half naked?? or ever gotten caught??<br /><br />I often walk around the house naked. I live alone. I don't always close the shades. I haven't been caught but the risk of being caught is part of the fun. Once, at night, I've walked out to the street to get the mail from the mailbox - completely naked. During day/night, I've stood outside... Wed, 12 Oct 2011 18:40:19 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/11339848 Answer to Were you motivated to embrace Islam after watching all the programs about 9/11 yesterday? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/11321971 Were you motivated to embrace Islam after watching all the programs about 9/11 yesterday?<br /><br />"Convert to Islam or die" is the mantra of many of the world’s Muslims. A Christian pastor will be executed because he would not recant his Christianfaith and embrace Islam in the land of Allah freaks. That’s right. In 2011, you can be executed in Iran for professing a faith other than... Sat, 08 Oct 2011 15:51:45 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/11321971 Answer to Who believes Islam is a religion of peace? Really? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/11321384 Who believes Islam is a religion of peace? Really?<br /><br />"Convert to Islam or die" is the mantra of many of the world’s Muslims. A Christian pastor would be executed because he would not recant his Christianfaith and embrace Islam in the land of Allah freaks. That’s right. In 2011, you can be executed in Iran for professing a faith other than... Sat, 08 Oct 2011 12:43:45 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/11321384 Answer to Why do some people mis-pronounce words and think it's okay to do so? For example, the word "idea" - they say "eye-deer" - WTF? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/11314653 Why do some people mis-pronounce words and think it's okay to do so? For example, the word "idea" - they say "eye-deer" - WTF?<br /><br />There is no "r" in idea. Its correct pronunciation is eye-d-uh. Similar pet peeve is evidenced in words like drawings, america - where they are pronounced "drawer-ings" and "ameri-ker" - how can people pronounce words wrong and insist it's just their "thing" - no, it's wrong. There is a... Thu, 06 Oct 2011 20:37:10 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/11314653 Answer to Girls, if a guy approached you, told you that you had sexy ears, and asked if he could take a picture of your ear, would you let him? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/11274799 Girls, if a guy approached you, told you that you had sexy ears, and asked if he could take a picture of your ear, would you let him?<br /><br />We're just talking about your ears here! Geez. Lighten up. Tue, 27 Sep 2011 17:01:09 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/11274799 Answer to Have you heard that the state and fed gov't is 'supposedly' making $.43 per gallon of gas, whereas the oil http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/11193290 Have you heard that the state and fed gov't is 'supposedly' making $.43 per gallon of gas, whereas the oil<br /><br />I hadn't heard those exact figures - but I'm not surprised. The stat I am familiar with is this: US Govt makes more money on its gasoline taxes than all the profits of all the oil companies combined. That's obscene. They should scroll that across the bottom of the screen as Oblama is spewing... Mon, 05 Sep 2011 20:18:07 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/11193290 Answer to Are gas prices high because gas station owners are greedy and want to make more money? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/11193281 Are gas prices high because gas station owners are greedy and want to make more money?<br /><br />The truth is our govt makes more money on gasoline taxes THAN ALL THE OIL COMPANIES' PROFITS COMBINED. That is a fact. Look into it. That stat should be scrolled across the bottom of the screen whenever Oblama portrays the oil companies as being so evil and greedy. Oh, and another good... Mon, 05 Sep 2011 20:15:24 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/11193281 Answer to What day was Teacher Appreciation Day in 2009? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/11100361 What day was Teacher Appreciation Day in 2009?<br /><br />Personally, I think teachers are whiners who are mathematically challenged. Here's what I mean - they always compare their salaries to those of other occupations and fail to correct the comparison mathematically to compensate for the fact that they go home at 4:00, and they only work 9 months a... Sat, 13 Aug 2011 16:53:48 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/11100361 Answer to Do you ever celebrate holidays that are meant to be for another country? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/11100337 Do you ever celebrate holidays that are meant to be for another country?<br /><br />No. But for the record, I've vacationed in the Caribbean frequently over Thanksgiving, and many islands/resorts (Bonaire, Curacao, Belize, Grand Cayman, Roatan) I've been to, serve turkey then. I thought that was nice. It's one of those things that takes so little effort but makes ya feel good. Sat, 13 Aug 2011 16:46:05 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/11100337 Answer to Who was responsible for starting Black History Week? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/11100328 Who was responsible for starting Black History Week?<br /><br />I don't know, maybe it was OJ? Sharpton? ha ha Sat, 13 Aug 2011 16:43:31 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/11100328 Answer to Are you happy with the Casey Anthony verdict? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10964764 Are you happy with the Casey Anthony verdict?<br /><br />I think the prosecution didn't present a very convincing case, didn't present enough hard evidence. I think she's either guilty or had something to do with it, or knows exactly what happened. I think the whole crazy white trash family (and I'm white) is guilty of covering something up. But, in... Wed, 13 Jul 2011 20:39:21 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10964764 Answer to Do you think Casey Anthony really killed her daughter Caylee Anthony? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10941733 Do you think Casey Anthony really killed her daughter Caylee Anthony?<br /><br />Not sure if she did the killing or just helped cover it up - but she's guilty of something because how else can you explain not contacting the police when your daughter is missing? But, in defense of the jury and their verdict, I don't think there was sufficient evidence to prove she did it.... Thu, 07 Jul 2011 19:28:30 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10941733 Answer to If Casey Anthony is found "Not Guilty;" do you think Nancy Grace will "FINALLY" admit she was wrong? Why or why not? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10937793 If Casey Anthony is found "Not Guilty;" do you think Nancy Grace will "FINALLY" admit she was wrong? Why or why not?<br /><br />Just because Casey was found "not guilty" doesn't mean she's innocent. It just means there wasn't enough evidence present to convince a jury that she was guilty. That is different than saying she's innocent. And Nancy doesn't need to admit she was wrong - unless Nancy has been saying that... Wed, 06 Jul 2011 19:49:20 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10937793 Answer to Do women realize that men are checking out their vulva, anus, nose, mouth, ears? Watching their anuses and nostrils quiver when they orgasm? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10922691 Do women realize that men are checking out their vulva, anus, nose, mouth, ears? Watching their anuses and nostrils quiver when they orgasm?<br /><br />oh oh oh Sat, 02 Jul 2011 19:10:42 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10922691 Answer to is it possible to ask for the lyrics to be written on the answer page of song "faithfully" by journey http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10918880 is it possible to ask for the lyrics to be written on the answer page of song "faithfully" by journey<br /><br />just type "lyrics, journey, faithfully" into google search, you'll get a ton of links. Fri, 01 Jul 2011 20:10:32 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10918880 Answer to Is there a website where I can enter my body measurements and see a representation of what I look like? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10888725 Is there a website where I can enter my body measurements and see a representation of what I look like?<br /><br />How 'bout looking in a mirror? Or taking a picture? Or putting a videocam on a tripod and standing in front of it, and spinning around. Sat, 25 Jun 2011 09:24:32 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10888725 Answer to Have you ever seen someone naked that didn't know was being watched, like they left a door open or stood near a window or something like this. If so did you know them, who was it, did you keep watching and did you enjoy it? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10861062 Have you ever seen someone naked that didn't know was being watched, like they left a door open or stood near a window or something like this. If so did you know them, who was it, did you keep watching and did you enjoy it?<br /><br />I spent one night at a campground in California. The showers were outside, like wooden outhouse-looking things. A 4 x 4 area to change in and 4 x 4 area to shower in. 6" at bottom open air so people could see your feet. I rode my bike by the area and saw a couple girls peeping in at someone... Sun, 19 Jun 2011 04:57:59 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10861062 Answer to Do you still check inside the closet before going to bed? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10840492 Do you still check inside the closet before going to bed?<br /><br />No, but my gun is always loaded in the drawer by my bed. Don't tread on me! Mon, 13 Jun 2011 20:35:15 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10840492 Answer to If instead of Anthony Weiner, there was a congresswoman who had been sharing sexual pics, how do you think everyone'd be reacting? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10835258 If instead of Anthony Weiner, there was a congresswoman who had been sharing sexual pics, how do you think everyone'd be reacting?<br /><br />Do you really think the media would be using the word "disgusting" as often? Do you really think she'd be getting "professional help"? What if her name was something like Congresswoman Lookiepussy? I'm not standing up for the guy (heck, I think all liberals/democrats should have been put in... Sun, 12 Jun 2011 13:30:03 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10835258 Answer to Why cant liberals argue a point? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10830082 Why cant liberals argue a point?<br /><br />Try reading Ann Coulter's latest book, Demonic, in which she brilliantly makes the case against today's American liberals as exemplars of a mob mentality. She first establishes her base line, defining the mob as "an irrational, childlike, often violent organism that derives its energy from the... Sat, 11 Jun 2011 06:45:59 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10830082 Answer to Why cant liberals argue a point? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10830069 Why cant liberals argue a point?<br /><br />Here's something for you naive liberals who think that democrats are on the side of blacks: Frances Rice, chairman of the National Black Republican Association, describes the Democratic Party as the architect of modern day racism. Rice, a retired Army lieutenant colonel and lawyer, says in an... Sat, 11 Jun 2011 06:41:53 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10830069 Answer to Why cant liberals argue a point? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10828670 Why cant liberals argue a point?<br /><br />Because they have no valid ideas. Seriously, I say that from perspective of having read over 3 dozen political books and the "liberal point of view" is wrong about everything. They're a bunch of clueless, naive, no-nothings, and even when occasionally good-intentioned, they are so stupid, their... Fri, 10 Jun 2011 19:59:22 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10828670 Answer to Visual Answer Quest: Where is the most inappropriate place you have been nude? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10819634 Visual Answer Quest: Where is the most inappropriate place you have been nude?<br /><br />I wasn't entirely naked but... once, while scuba diving, I was on a solo dive, found an interesting coral ledge that dropped off to hundreds of feet deep, and I "took advantage of myself" woohoo! The fish ate it up! Oh, another time, different trip, I was staying at a resort in Cancun where a... Wed, 08 Jun 2011 21:29:14 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10819634 Answer to Is the climate change hoax the most elaborate, far-reaching, conspiracy ever? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10810314 Is the climate change hoax the most elaborate, far-reaching, conspiracy ever?<br /><br />No, Obama's eligibilty is. He's a Kenyan Muslim with goals of destroying everything that is America. Mark my words. If you are foaming at the mouth and angry when you read this - you are an ignorant, naive, clueless liberal. You are just like someone who once defended Hitler. Ignorant and... Mon, 06 Jun 2011 21:09:48 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10810314 Answer to Where is the father of Casey Anthony's daughter? He has disappeared http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10809722 Where is the father of Casey Anthony's daughter? He has disappeared<br /><br />Good question... I've been following that case, too, and you're right, I haven't heard anything at all about him. Except, I swear I heard it said that there was a paternity test with either Casey's dad or brother to determine if they were the father! I'm not making it up - but that said, I'm... Mon, 06 Jun 2011 18:00:51 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10809722 Answer to Guys, what do you find to be the most annoying thing women do? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10801184 Guys, what do you find to be the most annoying thing women do?<br /><br />How 'bout women with long fingernails that render their hands useless? I'm serious... have you ever seen women who can't even type or use their phones without awkwardly using the sides of their fingers? Seriously, and they wonder why they aren't considered equal. D'oh! Cut your damn nails,... Sat, 04 Jun 2011 20:34:11 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10801184 Answer to Which one would you bone? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10798303 Which one would you bone?<br /><br />Natalie Portman has weird ears.. Sat, 04 Jun 2011 05:56:16 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10798303 Answer to If you found me bound to your coffee table with my perky 32D breast and cunt on show for you. what would you do to me? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10797211 If you found me bound to your coffee table with my perky 32D breast and cunt on show for you. what would you do to me?<br /><br />I'd stick my tongue in every orifice.... from your mouth and ears to your pussy and anus. I'd spread your lips (labia) and take pictures. I'd slip my fingers in and out of your pussy and anus, and bring you to orgasm after orgasm, videotaping it all. Then, I'd sit on your face, and let your... Fri, 03 Jun 2011 21:00:13 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10797211 Answer to Should President Obama listen to a lobbying group for lobbyists on disclosure of government contractor political donations? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10793306 Should President Obama listen to a lobbying group for lobbyists on disclosure of government contractor political donations?<br /><br />He should be put in prison. He's a fraud, communist, socialist, terrorist. He will go down in history as the person who screwed the USA more than anyone ever. Btw, criminal charges have been pressed against him. Good. Put him behind bars. Stupid, naive, evil, fraud. Criminal complaint... Thu, 02 Jun 2011 20:25:11 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10793306 Answer to Would you like to see Sarah Palin nude?I would. http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10775523 Would you like to see Sarah Palin nude?I would.<br /><br />Yes, I would. Sun, 29 May 2011 15:04:51 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10775523 Answer to Should strip searching of students at school be legal? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10760660 Should strip searching of students at school be legal?<br /><br />Yes. Looks like I'm outnumbered here but - to all you whiny parents who have said "no" - think about this scenario.... there's a bomb threat or an anthrax threat at your kid's school, the school administrators catch a suspicious student and the police are there investigating. Then, because... Wed, 25 May 2011 20:33:03 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10760660 Answer to Regarding the trial of Casey Anthony, could you be on the jury or would you want to be? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10755635 Regarding the trial of Casey Anthony, could you be on the jury or would you want to be?<br /><br />A mixed answer for me... Although I'd "enjoy" being on the jury, hearing both sides of the case, which I've been following.... I can't be away from work all that time. A word about juries - there should be an IQ test or some sort of testing to determine people's ability to think rationally -... Tue, 24 May 2011 15:09:57 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10755635 Answer to Do you blame God for all of the bad events that occurs in your life? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10748544 Do you blame God for all of the bad events that occurs in your life?<br /><br />No, I blame democrats. Sun, 22 May 2011 20:29:40 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10748544 Answer to I find women's ears to be incredibly sexy. Would you post a pic of yours for me? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10736624 I find women's ears to be incredibly sexy. Would you post a pic of yours for me?<br /><br />The top left pic... here's the whole image... Thu, 19 May 2011 21:15:07 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10736624 Answer to I have the extreme urge to fuck a girl in the ass but my girlfriend is disgusted by anal. http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10728361 I have the extreme urge to fuck a girl in the ass but my girlfriend is disgusted by anal.<br /><br />So she tells you she's disgusted by anal? She loves it when I do her up the ass! I've had my fingers, my dick, and my nose up her ass... she quivers and shivers and cums over and over. ha ha Tue, 17 May 2011 21:02:25 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10728361 Answer to How many people love to be nude in public and whats the craziest place youve been seen nude at? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10728251 How many people love to be nude in public and whats the craziest place youve been seen nude at?<br /><br />I found a public beach while in Hawaii on vacation... it had a small bathroom facility with showers outdoors to rinse saltwater off. Nobody was around, except for a couple girls drinking in a car in the parking lot, it was near sunset, but still very light out. I parked, went for a quick swim.... Tue, 17 May 2011 20:28:33 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10728251 Answer to Why are women these days into CFNM (clothed male nude female)? Please describe in any CFNM experience you've had in detail. http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10719712 Why are women these days into CFNM (clothed male nude female)? Please describe in any CFNM experience you've had in detail.<br /><br />I confided in a female friend that I thought the idea of CFNM was a turn-on and so we made up a story of how I lost a bet with her and I had to masturbate in front of her and her friends at work. She works at a hair cut place. I was so nervous when I walked in there, knowing what I was about to... Sun, 15 May 2011 19:26:19 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10719712 Answer to Hello. I wonder if someone could give me an advice about getting a tattoo. I want to get a portrait of Steven Tyler of Aerosmith. What do you think would be the best picture/photo for this? Thank you :] http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10716351 Hello. I wonder if someone could give me an advice about getting a tattoo. I want to get a portrait of Steven Tyler of Aerosmith. What do you think would be the best picture/photo for this? Thank you :]<br /><br />Why the F*** would you want a permanent image of Tyler on you? WTF is wrong with you? Let me guess - a liberal dufus who voted for Obama and has no brains or common sense, am I right? By the way, I like Aerosmith. Sat, 14 May 2011 19:55:44 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10716351 Answer to If not installing your own photo would you please add the portrait of anybody having some similarities shared-to some extent-with you? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10716347 If not installing your own photo would you please add the portrait of anybody having some similarities shared-to some extent-with you?<br /><br />What the F*** are you talking about? Sat, 14 May 2011 19:54:23 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10716347 Answer to Could you draw your face here? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10716254 Could you draw your face here?<br /><br />Share your answer... Sat, 14 May 2011 19:17:19 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10716254 Answer to What do you think about this picture I finished recently? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10716253 What do you think about this picture I finished recently?<br /><br />No big deal. email me when you draw yourself naked. Sat, 14 May 2011 19:16:56 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10716253 Answer to Are Crayola crayons casein free? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10716246 Are Crayola crayons casein free?<br /><br />What the hell is casein? And why does it matter? You're not supposed to eat crayons, btw. Sat, 14 May 2011 19:15:28 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10716246 Answer to name a movie or movies you can watch over and over? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10683888 name a movie or movies you can watch over and over?<br /><br />Animal House, Groundhog Day, Back to the Future(s). Fri, 06 May 2011 17:53:40 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10683888 Answer to Who says\"lend me your ears\"? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10671371 Who says\"lend me your ears\"?<br /><br />I've said it. In fact, if you share yours, I'll share mine! Tue, 03 May 2011 18:11:19 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10671371 Answer to How can I keep my dog from getting car sick? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10658969 How can I keep my dog from getting car sick?<br /><br />Let him drive. ha ha Sat, 30 Apr 2011 18:26:07 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10658969 Answer to Can you get sick if you let your dog lick your pussy? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10658966 Can you get sick if you let your dog lick your pussy?<br /><br />Where do you live? I'll come over and lick it. Sat, 30 Apr 2011 18:25:20 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10658966 Answer to My friends and I [ females] looked at Playgirl mag when we were 12 and 13. We had raging hormones and curiousity just like boys. Now we have porn for women on the internet but we ladies need more mags!! Do guys really think that only they do these things? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10658516 My friends and I [ females] looked at Playgirl mag when we were 12 and 13. We had raging hormones and curiousity just like boys. Now we have porn for women on the internet but we ladies need more mags!! Do guys really think that only they do these things?<br /><br />I'll share all my naked dick pics with you... just ask! Sat, 30 Apr 2011 15:48:44 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10658516 Answer to Proof that women are just as visual as men. Many women admit to watching men wank off/looking at nude males and womens porn on the internet. God made men and women to be attracted to one another. If women aren't visual than how would we get turned on? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10655375 Proof that women are just as visual as men. Many women admit to watching men wank off/looking at nude males and womens porn on the internet. God made men and women to be attracted to one another. If women aren't visual than how would we get turned on?<br /><br />So, any women find these photos exciting? Email me and I'll send you the unedited versions. This example shows the differences in the sexes. If a female did this, her email would be bombarded with men wanting to see her naked. I will surprised if I get a response at all. Fri, 29 Apr 2011 19:48:54 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10655375 Answer to Women only - a female friend of mine (I'm a guy) dared me to email a stranger a nude photo. Would someone help me? I'm serious. http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10654554 Women only - a female friend of mine (I'm a guy) dared me to email a stranger a nude photo. Would someone help me? I'm serious.<br /><br />I'm serious. Seriously, embarrassed, that is. But I'm going through with this. I'll prove it. Here are a couple of the pics. Send me a private note/email with your email and I'll share the unedited versions. Please, women only. In fact, take a picture of you with my photo and send it back... Fri, 29 Apr 2011 16:16:20 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10654554 Answer to Do guys like fatter vaginas? If yes, why? If no, why? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10629579 Do guys like fatter vaginas? If yes, why? If no, why?<br /><br />Not sure what you mean by "fat vagina" - I'm guessing big giant camel toe? Small, petite is probably preferred but it doesn't really matter. Almost all pussy is good pussy. A pussy would really have to be nasty to be not considered good pussy. Most women who are worried about their pussies... Sun, 24 Apr 2011 12:41:35 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10629579 Answer to Is Barack Obama your personal hero? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10627444 Is Barack Obama your personal hero?<br /><br />Are you F***ING kidding me? Here's just one example of the moronic things he's said and done. Obama recently abandoned his proposal to require veterans carry private health insurance to cover the estimated $540 billion annual cost to the federal government of treatment for injuries to... Sat, 23 Apr 2011 20:32:35 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10627444 Answer to Do u guys find small breasted women sexy? Why or why not? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10626759 Do u guys find small breasted women sexy? Why or why not?<br /><br />Yes. Definitely. And I'm not just saying that. I think large breasts are actually unattractive. Especially when they're really large. Smaller breasts are perkier and remain that way their entire lives. It also seems like smaller breasted women are nicer, smarter, and have better... Sat, 23 Apr 2011 17:20:15 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10626759 Answer to Why do doctors' offices still use those archaic scales to weigh patients? What if your accountant still used an abacus? Or a typewriter? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10624717 Why do doctors' offices still use those archaic scales to weigh patients? What if your accountant still used an abacus? Or a typewriter?<br /><br />And why did the nurse make me take off all my clothes to be weighed? Is it really that critical to have an accurate weight? I was out in the hallway where all the other nurses and patients could see me! Sat, 23 Apr 2011 08:40:29 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10624717 Answer to Do you like Police Officers? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10612592 Do you like Police Officers?<br /><br />Police officers who fight crime and admirable, courageous, strong, intelligent, and incredible. Police officers who park in shadows and ticket people for going over an arbitrarily set speed limit or a stop sign in the middle of nowhere - that's a waste of our tax dollars. Fight crime, not... Wed, 20 Apr 2011 18:50:05 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10612592 Answer to A terrorist is sitting on a plane next to you and pulls open his/her jacket to show you a bomb with a timer, what would you do? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10608034 A terrorist is sitting on a plane next to you and pulls open his/her jacket to show you a bomb with a timer, what would you do?<br /><br />Seriously, I think I'd act relatively calmly, maybe fake like I am impressed, wait for the right moment, maybe encourage him to keep it covered, ask him questions, get him talking, feed his ego, ask him how much damage ya think it will do? stuff like that. During the whole conversation, keep an... Tue, 19 Apr 2011 19:18:42 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10608034 Answer to What operating system is better? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10603502 What operating system is better?<br /><br />Windows is a piece of SH** that tries feebly to imitate Macintosh. This is not just an opinion I hold, I provide the attached article from computer magazine that provides a full argument/evaluation/comparison of PC vs. Mac. Read and learn. Once you go Mac, you'll never go back. I once... Mon, 18 Apr 2011 19:13:44 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10603502