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Should strip searching of students at school be legal?
why does a comment from 2009 sort to the top when I select "date submitted" as the "sort answers by" directive?
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Should strip searching of students at school be legal?
Yes. And I have a question to pose for all you people who have said "no" - how would you feel if you son/daughter were shot/killed at school? And - get this - you learned that they suspected a couple of kids were up to no good and carrying weapons and threatening that they were going to "go Columbine" on their fellow students - but - because of the liberal retards and political correctness...
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Do you honestly think the Edvard Munch painting, "Scream" will sell for over $200 million tonight at Sotheby's?
He learned some rich a-hole spent over $200 million for it! What a total F***ING waste of money. 1) it sucks and 2) if you like it, just get a print of it for $10-20, why do you need to have the artist's original? And seriously, I don't think he should be called an artist - children could draw/paint like that. It's a piece of crap if you ask me.
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What caused the figure in Edvard Munch's famous painting to scream like that? (humor welcomed)
He learned some rich a-hole spent over $100 million for it! What a total F***ING waste of money. 1) it sucks and 2) if you like it, just get a print of it for $10-20, why do you need to have the artist's original? And seriously, I don't think he should be called an artist - children could draw/paint like that. It's a piece of crap if you ask me.
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Why do racist groups favor the Republican Party when the great President Lincoln was a Republican?
Are you ready for a bit of actual history? Seriously. What I'm about to share with you - will probably be a surprise to many. Because the liberals have re-written history and distorted reality to all the younger generation. This, what I'm about to share, is the truth. Wake up. Here's the truth. Democrats/liberals are evil racist SOBs. That's not "bad language" it's the truth. Read...
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Have you ever been recognised from your naughty photos or videos on the internet? How did/would you react?
Never happened but I'd be thrilled/excited - as long as my face wasn't featured.
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What do you think Satan wants for his birthday?
Obama for another 4 years.
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Do you realize it's "better" to owe taxes on April 15 than to get money back? See my explanation below for why.
Here's a tidbit for all you mathematically-challenged out there - do you realize that it's better to owe the govt money on tax day than to get money back? I'm serious. If you get money back and say "woohooo", you're an idiot. It means you just lent the govt your money all year for no interest. Hoo-ray for you, moron. You ought to change your payroll specs.
If, on the other hand, you owe...
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What is one song that you remember from your childhood and still enjoy listening to?
When I was in grade school, probably 5th grade, Stairway to Heaven came out. And Lola (Kinks) and Satisfaction (Rolling Stones - the only song I like of theirs!) And somewhere around that time, maybe I was in junior high, and I remember listening to Dream On by Aerosmith, by 10th grade, Stranglehold by Nugent, and sometime in High School, a band called Van Halen came out with Eruption! Oh,...
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Who sang the song with the lyrics, "Train Train, take me on out of this town"?
I'm not saying that the other poster's answer of Blackfoot is wrong. But if it's not right, maybe it's Molly Hatchett?
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Who sang the song with the lyrics, "just a small town girl, living in a lonely world, took the midnight train going anywhere..."?
Just thought I'd point something out that i assume people around the country might not know.. you know the lyric "born and raised in South Detroit" - well, there's no such place as South Detroit. In fact, in Trivial Pursuit there's a question that asks what is the first foreign country you will get to if you go south from Detroit? And the answer is Canada. Look on a map.
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♫Just a small town girl!! living in aloney world!! she took the midnight train going any where!! (yes i know i have misspell words)
Just thought I'd point something out that i assume people around the country might not know.. you know the lyric "born and raised in South Detroit" - well, there's no such place as South Detroit. In fact, in Trivial Pursuit there's a question that asks what is the first foreign country you will get to if you go south from Detroit? And the answer is Canada. Look on a map.
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Should it be considered a crime (i.e., murder) when a home owner kills an intruder?
For those who mentioned something about "what if he just has a screwdriver?" - well, what do you think he broke into your home in the middle of the night to do, home repairs? Maybe he's a college student doing middle-of-the-night home improvements for strangers? Yeah, that's it. We'll be reading your obituary in the paper, you naive fool.
By the way, I bet if you look at the rap sheet of...
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Does anyone else cringe with they see that little business woman girl in the Verizon lemonade ads? What a little bitch. So unrealistic.
A bet a bunch of dizzy female ad execs dreamt her up, because that's how they envision themselves to be - all business-like and able to do anything, boss guys around, etc.
Also, tangent subject, how 'bout that daddy's girl in the pc.com commercial, or whatever it's called, where the college girl wants daddy to buy her a new computer but he fixes it for her by going to some website. He's the...
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Can you think of any good reason why Lindsay Lohan would receive a standing ovation on the Jay Leno Show? I can't.
Not a good reason - just the fact that many people today mistake someone with problems or someone with fame as someone who has talent. She isn't talented. She has to read her lines on SNL off que cards because she's not talented/smart enough to learn the lines in a simple 2 minute comedy skit. And who thinks she was a lot cuter as a kid in the Parent Trap than she is now? Seriously, she...
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I just saw "The Parent Trap" with a very cute young Lindsey Lohan. WHAT HAPPENED? (link)
So true. She used to be adorable. Now, she's got daffy-duck-like fake lips and just ugggghhh, looks awful. I think she's had a nose job, too. And her face is transforming into Joan Rivers or something like that. And her hair looks like a rastafarian mop died blonde. And to top it all off, she can't act. Seriously, she has to read her simple sketch/skit lines of que cards on SNL.
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I had anal sex with boyfriend after 5 days of my period stopped & he ejaculated in my rectum & on my anus but soon we both cleaned up,is there any possible chance I maybe get pregnant!! am totally terrified!!
Yeah, and the baby will be a democrat - sh*** for brains.
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Women. What do you want us to call "it"? Pussy, beaver, c*nt, or something else. Saying vagina doesnt sound hot enough.
so... um, nobody likes "piss-flaps" or "meat shades" or gash? ha ha
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Whitney Houston is dead. How does that make you feel? What did you think of her?
Since she is a celebrity, I understand why her death would be broadcast as a scroll on the news stations, but I don't think it merited interrupting programming. She's a singer/actress. There are soldiers who are giving up their lives, fighting for our country, and their deaths pass without much of a mention at all. They're the true heros; their stories merit mentioning, admiration, and honor.
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Madonna for the superbowl halftime show? Really ? Is it just me or should they have selected someone else ?
She not only a "has been" - she's a "never been" if you ask me. She really doesn't have much talent at all. Seriously. I know there will be people who disagree but guess what? When there's a half dozen girls at every high school and/or college in the country who can do EXACTLY what Madonna does, I wouldn't call it very special. Why do you think she wears pointy bras and so many costumes...
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Who else won't be watching the Super Bowl? It's a stupid game played by people you don't know. Get a life.
I'm the one who posted question - I want to clarify something. If you play football, it's a skill, a sport, there's strategy, talent, strength, agility and adrenalin/fun and all that. What I think is a joke is the couch potatoes who act as though it's the most important thing in the world, and the "fans" who think they're part of the win, and people whose lives revolve around (and schedules...
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Who believes Islam is a religion of peace? Really?
This just in - another report in the news on that "religion of peace" ---
Islamic parents found guilty of murdering daughters
Associated Press - 1/29/2012 4:35:00 PM
KINGSTON, Ontario - A jury on Sunday found an Islamic Afghan father, his wife and their son guilty of killing three teenage sisters and a co-wife in what the judge described as "cold-blooded, shameful murders" resulting from a...
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Do you think it's unhealthy for a female to look at cocks on the net? Just curious. :)
I think it's fine, normal, healthy, and all those things. Looking is fine. It's when you start sleeping around, then it's a problem.
I think of it this way - looking at naked pics of opposite sex is like looking at brochures/websites of a destination before you go there on vacation. Just shows you're curious and interested. Or it's like looking at brochures/pictures/websites of cars...
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Stop the govt idiocy. Here's my plan. Anyone agree? See the first post (by me).
PUT ME IN CHARGE . . .
(okay, I admit, I didn't write this, but it sure captures how I feel - and I wish a politician would talk/think like this!)
Put me in charge of food stamps. I'd get rid of Lone Star cards; no cash
for Ding Dongs or Ho Ho's, just money for 50-pound bags of rice and beans,
blocks of cheese and all the powdered milk you can haul away. If you want
steak and frozen pizza,...
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Does a man like a woman who is smarter than him?
If it were possible, yeah. I'd love to meet an intelligent women, one who is smarter than I am. But c'mon, a woman who is smarter than a man? That's an anomaly. Very rare.
Well, okay, some women are smarter than some of the dumbest men of our species, but overall, women are unambitious, less intelligent, passive, and just sink their hooks into a man to ride the coat tails of their...
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Should illegal immigrants be granted American citizenship?
Hell no! And where in the constitution does it provide congress/president with the authority to take money from citizens and spend it on benefits for illegals? Seriously, we spend $113 BILLION a year on illegals. Here's a solution - everyone who thinks we should provide benefits for illegals, should check a box on their taxes and the money should come out of their paychecks, not the rest of...
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Why do we never see snowwomen?
It's too hard to make a hollow head out of snow! (Maybe use a balloon?)
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Tell me honestly what is the first thing that comes into your mind when you see a person with tattoos or piercings?
Stupid kid - or dumbass adult. Idiot. Poser. Unemployable.
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can you tell me a mind blowing statistic?
Santa’s sleigh would need to move at 650 miles per second – which is 3,000 times the speed of sound - to deliver toys to all the children of the world.
Here's how someone came up with that.
There are approximately two billion children (persons under the age of 18) in the world. However, since Santa does not visit children of Muslim, Hindu, Jewish, or Buddhist religions, this reduces the...
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What are some good poses for me to do while taking nude pictures of myself? I'm a girl
Put your legs behind your head! Spread your legs wide open, take a super close-up, so your parts are larger than life when on a computer screen.
As for all this advice about guys liking mystery... how's Playboy been doing over the last a couple decades? That's their formula and their market/revenue... downhill all the way, as other publications/websites are featuring women with their legs...
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Anyone know a free (no registering, credit cards, etc) site my wife can see or download nude, erect pics of handsome men? She loves to look at erect dicks.
newbienudes.com
Look for me - ashyguy4u
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Anyone want to send me some nudes of them self? I promise to return the favor with an equally acceptable photograph. Will shoot requests. ;)
I have shared! What do you think?
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What is a deep and meaningful thought
If I claim to be a wise man, it surely means that I don't know.
Kansas (Carry On)
All we are is dust in the wind.
Also Kansas
Plus ca change, plus c'est la meme chose
(the more things change, the more they stay the same)
Rush (Circumstances)
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For $5,000,000 would you swear off relationships/sex for 10 years? How about $1,000,000 for 5 years?
Hey, I've already unintentionally gone 10 years... pay up! I want the cash!
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Would You Have Sex with your Family Member for $16,000,000
No doubt. Especially if by "family" you include nieces, but heck for $16 million, a sister too.
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Is it wrong to fantasize about your female dr?
I'm not a perv/creep but... I did choose a female dermatologist because I'd rather be checked over by a woman than a man. Even for the non-sexual parts. I like when she traces the contours of my ears with her fingers, I get instantly hard! I have a paper towel across my lap but it turns into a tent. This year, I positioned it so if I got a boner, which i did, it would pop out and it did. I...
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Creationists-Why do we have hair on our arms and legs if we didn't evolve?
So, let me get this straight - are you thinking that having hair on our arms and legs is evidence that we evolved? I guess the fact that we don't have feathers is "proof" that we must have evolved, too? Or scales like fish?
The farce that we all evolved is a load of crap with no scientific evidence.
People confuse it with the survival of the fittest, whereby the strongest...
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What do you think about legislation that would give residency to foreigners who buy houses valued at over $500k in the U.S.?
A better idea that will solve a lot of our nation's problems - revoke the citizenship and seize the assets of everyone in senate/house and kick them out of the country. No good SOBs. Nearly every one of 'em is a Lying, sleazy, stupid, immoral, useless pieces of SH***!
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What do you think about legislation that would give residency to foreigners who buy houses valued at over $500k in the U.S.?
Citizenship shouldn't be for sale. If you want to know what I think of the people in our senate and congress. Here's a picture. Perfectly represents them. Put an image of DC in the background, a democrat logo on the left leg, a republican logo on the right leg, and an Obama logo on its ass. Perfect symbolism. I'm going to patent it.
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Why is the Iowa primary so important in U.S. elections?
Although the "great answer" was thorough - I think the question is really "WTF are Iowans' opinions more important than everyone else's?" Yes, their caucus is first and it gives them a HUGE advantage but why do they get to go first every year?
Personally, I think we should all give a nationwide collective one-finger salute to Iowans!
I'm also opposed to the electoral college... as a...
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How many members of the U.S. Senate have a master\'s degree?
Less than the number of them with a criminal record. Those SOBs all belong in prison. See my post...
http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/2601088#ans11388425
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What is the salary for members of congress or the senate?
Way too much!
See my post.
http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/2601088#ans11388425
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I want to make and distribute “head up your ass” buttons for members of our senate/congress – are you with me?
Here's the image I'd like on the buttons. I'm serious about this. I will use my vacation time to go to DC and pin these on the lapels of all our members of senate/house.
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Should it be considered a crime (i.e., murder) when a home owner kills an intruder?
No way. In fact, it should be considered a crime NOT to. Here's why - that criminal will likely go on to commit crime after crime after crime. Each crime probably worse than the first. Now's your chance to stop the "spree" before it occurs. Think about every murder that your read about - if someone earlier on in the murderer's life had shot him dead when he was "just" breaking in to rob...
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When you are home alone (or not alone ;), do you walk around naked?? or half naked?? or ever gotten caught??
I often walk around the house naked. I live alone. I don't always close the shades. I haven't been caught but the risk of being caught is part of the fun. Once, at night, I've walked out to the street to get the mail from the mailbox - completely naked. During day/night, I've stood outside on my back deck and let dog out, with only a t-shirt on, but my backyard is pretty wooded.
The...
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Were you motivated to embrace Islam after watching all the programs about 9/11 yesterday?
"Convert to Islam or die" is the mantra of many of the world’s Muslims.
A Christian pastor will be executed because he would not recant his Christianfaith and embrace Islam in the land of Allah freaks.
That’s right. In 2011, you can be executed in Iran for professing a faith other than Islam, the so-called “religion of peace.” It may be a religion of peace, but the religious voodoo...
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Who believes Islam is a religion of peace? Really?
"Convert to Islam or die" is the mantra of many of the world’s Muslims.
A Christian pastor would be executed because he would not recant his Christianfaith and embrace Islam in the land of Allah freaks.
That’s right. In 2011, you can be executed in Iran for professing a faith other than Islam, the so-called “religion of peace.” It may be a religion of peace, but the religious voodoo...
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Why do some people mis-pronounce words and think it's okay to do so? For example, the word "idea" - they say "eye-deer" - WTF?
There is no "r" in idea. Its correct pronunciation is eye-d-uh.
Similar pet peeve is evidenced in words like drawings, america - where they are pronounced "drawer-ings" and "ameri-ker" - how can people pronounce words wrong and insist it's just their "thing" - no, it's wrong. There is a right and wrong way to pronounce words.
My mom says "may-jer" for measure. It's not "may" it's "meh"...
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Girls, if a guy approached you, told you that you had sexy ears, and asked if he could take a picture of your ear, would you let him?
We're just talking about your ears here! Geez. Lighten up.
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Have you heard that the state and fed gov't is 'supposedly' making $.43 per gallon of gas, whereas the oil
I hadn't heard those exact figures - but I'm not surprised. The stat I am familiar with is this: US Govt makes more money on its gasoline taxes than all the profits of all the oil companies combined. That's obscene. They should scroll that across the bottom of the screen as Oblama is spewing his nonsense.
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Are gas prices high because gas station owners are greedy and want to make more money?
The truth is our govt makes more money on gasoline taxes THAN ALL THE OIL COMPANIES' PROFITS COMBINED. That is a fact. Look into it.
That stat should be scrolled across the bottom of the screen whenever Oblama portrays the oil companies as being so evil and greedy.
Oh, and another good one to scroll across the bottom of the screen as Oblama spews his meaningless cliches is how the...
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What day was Teacher Appreciation Day in 2009?
Personally, I think teachers are whiners who are mathematically challenged. Here's what I mean - they always compare their salaries to those of other occupations and fail to correct the comparison mathematically to compensate for the fact that they go home at 4:00, and they only work 9 months a year, and they get Christmas break, spring break, and every holiday imaginable.
That said, I do...
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Do you ever celebrate holidays that are meant to be for another country?
No. But for the record, I've vacationed in the Caribbean frequently over Thanksgiving, and many islands/resorts (Bonaire, Curacao, Belize, Grand Cayman, Roatan) I've been to, serve turkey then. I thought that was nice. It's one of those things that takes so little effort but makes ya feel good.
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Who was responsible for starting Black History Week?
I don't know, maybe it was OJ? Sharpton? ha ha
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Are you happy with the Casey Anthony verdict?
I think the prosecution didn't present a very convincing case, didn't present enough hard evidence. I think she's either guilty or had something to do with it, or knows exactly what happened. I think the whole crazy white trash family (and I'm white) is guilty of covering something up. But, in response to your question, I am satisfied with the verdict. They didn't prove that she killed her...
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Do you think Casey Anthony really killed her daughter Caylee Anthony?
Not sure if she did the killing or just helped cover it up - but she's guilty of something because how else can you explain not contacting the police when your daughter is missing? But, in defense of the jury and their verdict, I don't think there was sufficient evidence to prove she did it. Behaving badly is not evidence that she murdered her child. It's strange and unexplainable behavior....
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If Casey Anthony is found "Not Guilty;" do you think Nancy Grace will "FINALLY" admit she was wrong? Why or why not?
Just because Casey was found "not guilty" doesn't mean she's innocent. It just means there wasn't enough evidence present to convince a jury that she was guilty. That is different than saying she's innocent. And Nancy doesn't need to admit she was wrong - unless Nancy has been saying that she's sure the jury is going to convict her. She'd be wrong on that point - if that's what she said. ...
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Do women realize that men are checking out their vulva, anus, nose, mouth, ears? Watching their anuses and nostrils quiver when they orgasm?
oh oh oh
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is it possible to ask for the lyrics to be written on the answer page of song "faithfully" by journey
just type "lyrics, journey, faithfully" into google search, you'll get a ton of links.
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Is there a website where I can enter my body measurements and see a representation of what I look like?
How 'bout looking in a mirror? Or taking a picture? Or putting a videocam on a tripod and standing in front of it, and spinning around.
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Have you ever seen someone naked that didn't know was being watched, like they left a door open or stood near a window or something like this. If so did you know them, who was it, did you keep watching and did you enjoy it?
I spent one night at a campground in California. The showers were outside, like wooden outhouse-looking things. A 4 x 4 area to change in and 4 x 4 area to shower in. 6" at bottom open air so people could see your feet. I rode my bike by the area and saw a couple girls peeping in at someone through the cracks and thought it would be exciting to be watched. So I immediately grabbed my towel...
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Do you still check inside the closet before going to bed?
No, but my gun is always loaded in the drawer by my bed. Don't tread on me!
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If instead of Anthony Weiner, there was a congresswoman who had been sharing sexual pics, how do you think everyone'd be reacting?
Do you really think the media would be using the word "disgusting" as often? Do you really think she'd be getting "professional help"? What if her name was something like Congresswoman Lookiepussy?
I'm not standing up for the guy (heck, I think all liberals/democrats should have been put in prison for their support of unconstitutional healthcare and for the covering up that they elected a...
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Why cant liberals argue a point?
Try reading Ann Coulter's latest book, Demonic, in which she brilliantly makes the case against today's American liberals as exemplars of a mob mentality.
She first establishes her base line, defining the mob as "an irrational, childlike, often violent organism that derives its energy from the group. Intoxicated by messianic goals, the promise of instant gratification, and adrenaline-pumping...
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Why cant liberals argue a point?
Here's something for you naive liberals who think that democrats are on the side of blacks:
Frances Rice, chairman of the National Black Republican Association, describes the Democratic Party as the architect of modern day racism.
Rice, a retired Army lieutenant colonel and lawyer, says in an interview it was Republicans who pushed through much of the ground-breaking civil rights legislation...
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Why cant liberals argue a point?
Because they have no valid ideas. Seriously, I say that from perspective of having read over 3 dozen political books and the "liberal point of view" is wrong about everything. They're a bunch of clueless, naive, no-nothings, and even when occasionally good-intentioned, they are so stupid, their solutions have more unintended bad consequences than they have benefits.
That pretty much...
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Visual Answer Quest: Where is the most inappropriate place you have been nude?
I wasn't entirely naked but... once, while scuba diving, I was on a solo dive, found an interesting coral ledge that dropped off to hundreds of feet deep, and I "took advantage of myself" woohoo! The fish ate it up!
Oh, another time, different trip, I was staying at a resort in Cancun where a lot of snorkeling boats would bring groups of people to snorkel the reef there. I swam out to where...
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Is the climate change hoax the most elaborate, far-reaching, conspiracy ever?
No, Obama's eligibilty is. He's a Kenyan Muslim with goals of destroying everything that is America. Mark my words. If you are foaming at the mouth and angry when you read this - you are an ignorant, naive, clueless liberal. You are just like someone who once defended Hitler. Ignorant and clueless. Obama is someone who history will show as a fraud and a person who personally wrecked...
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Where is the father of Casey Anthony's daughter? He has disappeared
Good question... I've been following that case, too, and you're right, I haven't heard anything at all about him. Except, I swear I heard it said that there was a paternity test with either Casey's dad or brother to determine if they were the father! I'm not making it up - but that said, I'm not sure I heard it right, as it was on the TV in the background in another room, but I swear that's...
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Guys, what do you find to be the most annoying thing women do?
How 'bout women with long fingernails that render their hands useless? I'm serious... have you ever seen women who can't even type or use their phones without awkwardly using the sides of their fingers? Seriously, and they wonder why they aren't considered equal. D'oh! Cut your damn nails, you morons!
And btw, quit blowing $50 on having your nails "done." That's a total waste of money....
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Which one would you bone?
Natalie Portman has weird ears..
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If you found me bound to your coffee table with my perky 32D breast and cunt on show for you. what would you do to me?
I'd stick my tongue in every orifice.... from your mouth and ears to your pussy and anus. I'd spread your lips (labia) and take pictures. I'd slip my fingers in and out of your pussy and anus, and bring you to orgasm after orgasm, videotaping it all. Then, I'd sit on your face, and let your nose penetrate my anus! Then, I'd cum over and over on your face and cover it, like a glazed donut,...
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Should President Obama listen to a lobbying group for lobbyists on disclosure of government contractor political donations?
He should be put in prison. He's a fraud, communist, socialist, terrorist. He will go down in history as the person who screwed the USA more than anyone ever.
Btw, criminal charges have been pressed against him. Good. Put him behind bars. Stupid, naive, evil, fraud.
Criminal complaint charges Obama birth record 'forged'
An international expert on scanners and document-imaging...
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Would you like to see Sarah Palin nude?I would.
Yes, I would.
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Should strip searching of students at school be legal?
Yes. Looks like I'm outnumbered here but - to all you whiny parents who have said "no" - think about this scenario.... there's a bomb threat or an anthrax threat at your kid's school, the school administrators catch a suspicious student and the police are there investigating. Then, because people like you have said "no strip searches", they release the suspect. An hour later, anthrax or a...
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Regarding the trial of Casey Anthony, could you be on the jury or would you want to be?
A mixed answer for me... Although I'd "enjoy" being on the jury, hearing both sides of the case, which I've been following.... I can't be away from work all that time.
A word about juries - there should be an IQ test or some sort of testing to determine people's ability to think rationally - not requirements based on where they live or what they watch on TV.
Last note - our judicial...
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Do you blame God for all of the bad events that occurs in your life?
No, I blame democrats.
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I find women's ears to be incredibly sexy. Would you post a pic of yours for me?
The top left pic... here's the whole image...
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I have the extreme urge to fuck a girl in the ass but my girlfriend is disgusted by anal.
So she tells you she's disgusted by anal? She loves it when I do her up the ass! I've had my fingers, my dick, and my nose up her ass... she quivers and shivers and cums over and over. ha ha
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How many people love to be nude in public and whats the craziest place youve been seen nude at?
I found a public beach while in Hawaii on vacation... it had a small bathroom facility with showers outdoors to rinse saltwater off. Nobody was around, except for a couple girls drinking in a car in the parking lot, it was near sunset, but still very light out. I parked, went for a quick swim. As I was walking toward parking lot, I saw the girls go into the bathroom. So I got under shower...
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Why are women these days into CFNM (clothed male nude female)? Please describe in any CFNM experience you've had in detail.
I confided in a female friend that I thought the idea of CFNM was a turn-on and so we made up a story of how I lost a bet with her and I had to masturbate in front of her and her friends at work. She works at a hair cut place. I was so nervous when I walked in there, knowing what I was about to do. They put one of those haircut gowns over me and my friend actually was pretending to cut my...
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Hello. I wonder if someone could give me an advice about getting a tattoo. I want to get a portrait of Steven Tyler of Aerosmith. What do you think would be the best picture/photo for this? Thank you :]
Why the F*** would you want a permanent image of Tyler on you? WTF is wrong with you? Let me guess - a liberal dufus who voted for Obama and has no brains or common sense, am I right?
By the way, I like Aerosmith.
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If not installing your own photo would you please add the portrait of anybody having some similarities shared-to some extent-with you?
What the F*** are you talking about?
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Could you draw your face here?
Share your answer...
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What do you think about this picture I finished recently?
No big deal. email me when you draw yourself naked.
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Are Crayola crayons casein free?
What the hell is casein? And why does it matter? You're not supposed to eat crayons, btw.
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name a movie or movies you can watch over and over?
Animal House, Groundhog Day, Back to the Future(s).
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Who says\"lend me your ears\"?
I've said it. In fact, if you share yours, I'll share mine!
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How can I keep my dog from getting car sick?
Let him drive. ha ha
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Can you get sick if you let your dog lick your pussy?
Where do you live? I'll come over and lick it.
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My friends and I [ females] looked at Playgirl mag when we were 12 and 13. We had raging hormones and curiousity just like boys. Now we have porn for women on the internet but we ladies need more mags!! Do guys really think that only they do these things?
I'll share all my naked dick pics with you... just ask!
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Proof that women are just as visual as men. Many women admit to watching men wank off/looking at nude males and womens porn on the internet. God made men and women to be attracted to one another. If women aren't visual than how would we get turned on?
So, any women find these photos exciting? Email me and I'll send you the unedited versions.
This example shows the differences in the sexes. If a female did this, her email would be bombarded with men wanting to see her naked.
I will surprised if I get a response at all.
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Women only - a female friend of mine (I'm a guy) dared me to email a stranger a nude photo. Would someone help me? I'm serious.
I'm serious. Seriously, embarrassed, that is. But I'm going through with this. I'll prove it. Here are a couple of the pics. Send me a private note/email with your email and I'll share the unedited versions. Please, women only. In fact, take a picture of you with my photo and send it back to me as proof that I did this!
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Do guys like fatter vaginas? If yes, why? If no, why?
Not sure what you mean by "fat vagina" - I'm guessing big giant camel toe? Small, petite is probably preferred but it doesn't really matter. Almost all pussy is good pussy. A pussy would really have to be nasty to be not considered good pussy. Most women who are worried about their pussies have nothing to worry about. Personally, I'm old fashioned and like a nice soft layer of pubic hair...
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Is Barack Obama your personal hero?
Are you F***ING kidding me? Here's just one example of the moronic things he's said and done.
Obama recently abandoned his proposal to require veterans carry private health insurance to cover the estimated $540 billion annual cost to the federal government of treatment for injuries to military personnel received during their tours on active duty. The President admitted that he was puzzled...
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Do u guys find small breasted women sexy? Why or why not?
Yes. Definitely. And I'm not just saying that. I think large breasts are actually unattractive. Especially when they're really large. Smaller breasts are perkier and remain that way their entire lives. It also seems like smaller breasted women are nicer, smarter, and have better personalities, too.
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Why do doctors' offices still use those archaic scales to weigh patients? What if your accountant still used an abacus? Or a typewriter?
And why did the nurse make me take off all my clothes to be weighed? Is it really that critical to have an accurate weight? I was out in the hallway where all the other nurses and patients could see me!
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Do you like Police Officers?
Police officers who fight crime and admirable, courageous, strong, intelligent, and incredible. Police officers who park in shadows and ticket people for going over an arbitrarily set speed limit or a stop sign in the middle of nowhere - that's a waste of our tax dollars. Fight crime, not traffic.
If someone slows down, looks both ways, but "rolls" a stop sign - they should NEVER be...
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A terrorist is sitting on a plane next to you and pulls open his/her jacket to show you a bomb with a timer, what would you do?
Seriously, I think I'd act relatively calmly, maybe fake like I am impressed, wait for the right moment, maybe encourage him to keep it covered, ask him questions, get him talking, feed his ego, ask him how much damage ya think it will do? stuff like that. During the whole conversation, keep an eye on his hands and figure out, if i can, if there's a button he presses to detonate it or if it's...
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What operating system is better?
Windows is a piece of SH** that tries feebly to imitate Macintosh. This is not just an opinion I hold, I provide the attached article from computer magazine that provides a full argument/evaluation/comparison of PC vs. Mac. Read and learn. Once you go Mac, you'll never go back.
I once caught some guy from the Wall Street Journal, their technical expert, talk about computer viruses and how...
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If you could kill or torture any of your enemies and get away with it scott free, how many would you kill? How many would you torture?
All the democrats/liberals. I don't have a desire to torture them (although they deserve it)... I'd just be happy making them all disappear. We'd be so much better off.
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If you caught someone in your house at night and you had a gun, would you be able to kill her/him?
Sure, try me. My gun is loaded and ready. Don't tread on me.
I would feel bad about taking a life, but better him, than me. And I honestly think that's what God would be thinking as well.
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How long does a scuba tank last?
Length of time underwater depends on how big your tank is (though almost everyone uses the same size tanks, there are a few options), how rapidly you breath (many novice divers breathe way too fast, like they're hyperventilating), and how deep you are.
Here's a practical answer...I've logged over 350 Caribbean dives. Roughly speaking, dives are about an hour long. Many novice divers are...
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How long can a scuba diver's oxygen tank work?
Not that I'm disagreeing with the two other posters before me but here's a simpler answer...
Length of time underwater depends on how big your tank is (though almost everyone uses the same size tanks, there are a few options), how rapidly you breath (many novice divers breathe way too fast, like they're hyperventilating), and how deep you are.
Here's a practical answer...I've logged over 350...
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What is your favorite/most intolerant crazy religion/cult?
The democrat party. Crazy, intolerant, ignorant, naive followers of an ideology that hasn't had a successful idea about anything since the beginning of time. yet, their followers spew rhetoric as if it has value. Democrats/liberals are useless idiots. If they had any brains, they'd be conservatives.
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Can you identify these celebrity ears?
Here are Jennifer Aniston's ears... ugly, droopy, bulbous, old-lady ears.
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Did you ever notice how weird Natalie Portman's ears are? Seriously, their elf-like!
This is what a perfect woman's ear should look like... note the perfect curves and contours, more beautiful than a seashell!
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Did you ever notice how weird Natalie Portman's ears are? Seriously, their elf-like!
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Did you ever notice how weird Natalie Portman's ears are? Seriously, their elf-like!
Or how 'bout Jennifer Aniston's ears? UGLY! Big, bulbous, old-lady ears.
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How long after marriage can a female change her name?
Doesn't it automatically change from "honey" to "bitch" after about a year?
(I'm just joking, lighten up!)
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Are you Liberal or Conservative?
Here's an analogy that explains the difference between conservatives and liberals.
The ant works hard in the withering heat and the rain all summer long, building his house and laying up supplies for the winter.
The grasshopper thinks the ant is a fool and laughs and dances and plays the summer away.
Come winter, the shivering grasshopper calls a press conference and demands to know why...
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Are you Liberal or Conservative?
If liberals had any brains, or understood anything at all, they'd be conservatives. Liberals are naive and their so-called solutions are misguided. They've been wrong about everything throughout history. People who claim that republican/democrats are all the same haven't studied history and politics. There's a huge difference.
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Name something that is a good use of tax payers money?
Pressing charges against Obama!
Oh, and conversely, what's a total waste of taxpayers' money? Giving away our money to other nations. Do you realize that there are 192 countries in the world and we give money to 150 of them? WTF? Where in the constitution does it give congress the authority to take my income and distribute it to other nations?
Alright, on a serious note (not that both...
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Who do you think is better looking: Natalie Portman or Natalie Imbruglia?
Did you ever notice how weird Natalie Portman's ears are?
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Did you ever notice how weird Natalie Portman's ears are? Seriously, their elf-like!
This is what I mean... check 'em out...
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Have you ever noticed that the contours of your ear form a question mark? Is that the origin of the shape of a question mark? Seriously... see my post w/picture below.
I posted this years ago... not much response. Here's a new one, can you name the celebrities whose ears are pictured below?
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What never fails to fascinate you?
Women's ears! Yeah, really. I think they're so sexy. Just look at this one.. it's perfect... this is my favorite. Would you like to share yours? C'mon, show me your ears!
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Who is to blamed for the death of UN staff in Afghanistan over the burning of the Qur'an ?
The people who killed them. Simple.
Muslims kill over cartoons. Muslims kill over the burning of the Koran. Muslims kill because the Koran preaches that all non-believers should be killed and their lands conquered. Muslims stone women for being raped. Muslims run cars/trucks over their children's arms as punishment for stealing (I'm not making this up... there is video of this!) If you...
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Can you identify these celebrity ears?
Here are some more... I gave away their names though. Natalie's are weird. Christina's are nice and so are Ashley's.
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I think women's ears are so sexy. Would you care to share a pic of yours with me? Seriously, I'd love it!
Just for fun, can you guess these celebrity ears?
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I think women's ears are so sexy. Would you care to share a pic of yours with me? Seriously, I'd love it!
To be fair, I guess I should show you mine... now will you show me yours?
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How do I find the adult catergory questions?
I was wondering the same thing. I know there an area but I don't see it listed.
I know - you can ask me anything!
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Cute hairstyles for a teenage girl with long, straight hair?? (:
I'd suggest trimming along the sides and making it into a nice little triangular patch of 1" deep hair.
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Do women find men's ears sexy? I find women's ears incredibly sexy - all those curves and contours just waiting to be traced with my tongue! And I find myself looking at women's ears a lot - some women's ears look so perfect, others not so.
Can you identify these celebrity ears?
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I find women's ears to be incredibly sexy. Would you post a pic of yours for me?
Can you identify these celebrity ears?
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Can you identify these celebrity ears?
Here are the pictures... I will check and let you know if your guesses are right/wrong.
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If you were a cartoon character, who would you be?
Timmy the Tampon?
Denny the Dildo?
Vinny the Vibrator?
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i want to fuck my girlfriends mom and sister what should i do
Well, I've had them both and although it was pretty fun, and the video turned out great, it wasn't that special. Your gf's mom's ass was a bit dry but her sister looked awesome with a cum-covered face. I'll never forget the smile on her face, as her nostrils quivered with my cum in them. You had to be there. What a night.
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I want to fuck my step sister,but she's married with 3 kids,and am 18.she's about 29...please i need help..
Don't lose sleep over it... she's pretty good, and looks great in the videos we made, but it wasn't that great. Sure, it's great when she takes a face-full of cum (I filled one of her ears!), but overall, all the guys and I agreed, that she wasn't that special. Her anus was nice and smooth though. Really enjoyed that. I've got this pic of her gaping wide open, awesome. Maybe you'd like a...
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I have developed an intense desire to fuck my girlfriend's sister. Anyone else experienced this?
I've had your wife and her sister before... it's hard to compare. Both were enjoyable. I liked the way your wife licked my anus, but her sister had some tricks, too. Both of them laughed out loud when they talked about how tiny your dick is. Your wife looks incredible with my cum all over her face... especially the time I filled her nose and ears and her sister licked 'em clean!
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I have started fantasising about my girlfriend being fucked by other men. Why? Is this normal? What are the drivers behind it?
I've fucked her a few times, it's no big deal. The pictures/video turned out pretty good. She's got a great-looking anus. I enlarged that pic and hung it on my wall.
By the way, she said your dick is tiny and you don't know what you're doing.
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What makes you cringe? (other than this stupid question.)
Liberals and their dumbass naive opinions about everything.
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I find women's ears to be incredibly sexy. Would you post a pic of yours for me?
Here, I'll start it off... I'll show you mine, now you show me yours!
Btw, is there a way for me to go back and select that feature where it emails me when someone responds to my question?
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I was 5 days late it started w/a light brown discharge. got my period for 3 days after period ended I'm on day 6 of brown spotting....help?
perhaps you can share a couple photos?
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Women, would you show me your ears? I think women's ears are so sexy. How 'bout sharing yours with me? Post a pic with your responses?
How 'bout an ear for an ear? Maybe I'll show you my belly button in the next one! Or maybe more!
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I'm considering modeling nude for an art school drawing class. What are reasons why I shouldn't?
If any women would like to draw me naked, let me know. I'll send pics.
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What is the biggest predator that lives near you?
govt
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Was Elizabeth Taylor known as a leader, not a follower?
You gotta be kidding. A leader? Of who? She was an actress who read the lines someone else wrote. Don't go giving her any special worth for doing that. Oh, and seriously, anyone who was a friend of Wacko Jacko probably had problems.
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What are your favorite lyrics from any song, and what do they mean to you?
Listen to my music
and hear what it can do
There's something here that is as strong as life
I know that it will reach you
"2112" by RUSH
I believe
we can change anything
I believe
we can rise above
I believe
there's a reason for everything
I believe
in my dream
"I Believe" by Joe Satriani
What you own is your own kingdom
What you do is your own glory
What you love is your own power...
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What are your favorite lyrics from any song, and what do they mean to you?
Plus ca change, plus c'est la meme chose
The more that things change, the more the stay the same
- Rush, Circumstances
these lyrics from Kid Rock (surprising, isn't it?) actually sum up the "fight the good fight" sort of philosophy while acknowledging life's unfairness and the fact that Only God Knows Why. We'll never understand the reasons for some things.
People don't know about the...
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Does my previous employer have to pay my unused vaction pay. I was teminated without cause. This is in the state of Arizona.
As unfair as it sounds, my brother-in-law (who was formerly an top level executive in HR for GM and GE and Aetna) says they legally don't owe you it.
As I "report" this to you, I am on your side in thinking "you gotta be kidding - it's part of my benefit package, I earned it, it accrues over time, etc." I don't understand how it could be either. But he told me they don't legally have to...
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Should texting while driving be made illegal ? What about using your cell phone while driving?
No. The police should stick to the basic laws. They're enough. For example, go through a red light, it's against the law regardless of whether you're texting or talking or putting on makeup. Speeding while texting? Speeding is already against the law, which, by the way, why should it be against the law to go 10mph over an arbitrarily set speed? Why don't we use our limited police...
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Guys, what do you find to be the most annoying thing women do?
They bring up bogus studies about a mythical gender wage gap - ya know, that BS about women earning 70 cents to every dollar a man earns. Hint - not for the same job, with same experience, in same field. Sure, a secretary earns less than the boss. A lunch lady earns less than the school teachers and principal. A nurse earns less than a doctor. But all these scenarios are true regardless of...
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Guys, what do you find to be the most annoying thing women do?
Wait, I have more... Must be nice to get married, quit your jobs, and live off someone else's hard work. Here's an actual conversation between two college-educated women friends of mine that I captured off facebook.
Woman1: No more sleeping in 'til 9:00am any more. Hubby is getting me up when he gets up for work so that I can start my day earlier.
Woman2: Yes, then you can take a nap...
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I love women's ears! They're so sexy. Will anyone send me pics of theirs?
Please? C'mon, girls. Let me see what you've got. I'll rank them in order of how sexy they are.
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Why don't women put the toilet seat up?
How many times does it take sitting on cold porceilin and splashing your privates into cold water before these dumb chicks look before they sit? Even a dog does a circle before it lays down - to check the area. Why can't women learn this basic skill? Are they dumber than dogs? Seriously. Makes ya wonder. Especially when ya hear women say "Gee, I don't know how many times, I've splashed my...
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Why is it that men are expected by women to remember to put the seat up when we pee, but women get mad if we dont' remember to put the seat down and they forget as well and they end up sitting in cold water?
How many times does it take sitting on cold porceilin and splashing your privates into cold water before these dumb chicks look before they sit? Even a dog does a circle before it lays down - to check the area. Why can't women learn this basic skill? Are they dumber than dogs? Seriously. Makes ya wonder. Especially when ya hear women say "Gee, I don't know how many times, I've splashed my...
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How do I get my bf to remember to put the toilet seat down?
Why don't you learn to put it up for him? Or learn to put it down for yourself?
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What is something a woman would say but a man wouldn't?
I want half your stuff as compensation for having slept with you and sponged off your income for the last X years and now I'm used to this lifestyle.
I have a headache.
I didn't get the job because of my gender.
I need another pair of shoes.
I'm a stay-at-home mom (whereas a man calls that being unemployed)
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Have you ever been completely naked in a public place? Or would you ever go nude on a nude beach?
I once intentionally showered naked in an outdoor shower - where I knew I could be seen by a little shuttle that went around the resort property. I intentionally timed it to get beneath the shower and drop my bathing suit right when the shuttle (filled with a bunch of women heading out for the evening) was rounding the corner. It was one of those outdoor showers by the beach to rinse...
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What would make you go to a nude beach? or not go to a nude beach? What are the considerations?
If I had the opportunity, I would do it. I actually did a google search last summer to find one near where I live. There was one "nudist camp" where you could go for a day. I never ended up going. I know everyone says that it's not the sexy experience in fantasies but I still think it would be "fun" or "liberating" to be naked outside, swimming, just going for a walk in the woods, or being...
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Is it harder to propel a body through salt water than through fresh water?
I don't know but related to that... water is 800 times as dense as air and, as such, it is very important while scuba diving to not try to swim fast because it takes much greater energy to move just a little bit faster. Also, sound travels faster and further in water and it is traveling so fast that your brain cannot perceive which direction it is coming from - because normally, your brain...
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Who is the premier builder of nuclear power plants?
I think it's that Burns guy, you know the one who owns the plant that Homer Simpson works at.
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Should we close all aging nuclear power plants? There are 23 plants in the U.S. almost identical to those in Japan.
No way! C'mon, if the reaction to every accident was to close things or outlaw things, geez, we'd shutdown all nuclear plants, shutdown all coal mines, shutdown all natural gas operations, shutdown all highways, ban all guns, ban cars, bicycles, motorcycles, ban swimming in the ocean, everything.
Natural gas has an extremely great track record - but if it were proposed today, with our...
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What's the deal with the Richter scale? Why don't they use a scale that works like a "normal" scale? See my explanation below.
That's a good answer. Thanks.
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What's the deal with the Richter scale? Why don't they use a scale that works like a "normal" scale? See my explanation below.
(My question above is "why?" - why not use a regular scale, so that we don't have to hear this BS about "well, it's 6 but that's 10 times as bad as a 5. I swear I hear a talking head say something was 3,000 times that of some other number. Well, WTF, what if your scale in your house worked this way? Your speedometer worked that way? Anything else worked that way? I mean, c'mon, what a...
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Wher n th constitution dos it authorize govt 2 take money involuntarily (thru taxs) an give it away to foreign nations for earthquake aid?
By the way, I'm the poster of this question and I'd just like to say that I do really know who to spell - it's that damn character limit that made me go back and remove a bunch of characters!
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Should taxpayer dollars fund NPR?
No way! In fact, I'd say taxpayer dollars should fund legal action against NPR! Screw the liberal bastards there at NPR and at the ACLU for using our taxes to fund their liberal agenda.
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How much money does the United States spend in foreign aid annually?
I don't know exact figure but I once read that if we stopped giving away money to other nations, we could literally fund a college education for every single American. We could regain the title of best educated nation without even raising taxes. But no - the dumbasses in our govt are hellbent on giving billions, yes billions, to Mexico and Haiti and every obscure nation, friend and foe, on...
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What should you say in an interview when asked "what is your greatest weakness"?
I'd say "Look, I'll be really honest, questioning like that makes me think you got your HR degree online or just finished reading the latest article on the top 10 dumb questions HR people ask."
Or respond with a question: Would you like me to give you a canned response about how I give so much, and work so hard, it often means I give up having a social life outside of work, because I love my...
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If asked, "What is your greatest flaw?" at a job interview, what would you say?
I'd say "Look, I'll be really honest, questioning like that makes me think you got your HR degree online or just finished reading the latest article on the top 10 dumb questions HR people ask."
Or respond with a question: Would you like me to give you a canned response about how I give so much, and work so hard, it often means I give up having a social life outside of work, because I love...
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How to celebrate my weight loss. (please read description)
Part serious, part joke answer... take some pictures of yourself naked (cover your face) and post on newbienudes website (it's free) and enjoy the compliments you'll receive!
Btw, if you'd like to see mine... checkout aShyGuy4u's pictures and let me know what you think!
Looking forward to hEARing from you!
Sorry I'll I can post here is an ear!
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I'm almost 28 and I still live at home(please see description). Am I a loser?
I'd say no, you're not a loser. You sound responsible. But only if you are using this time at home to pay off bills, accumulate savings, and position yourself well for the future, so that when it comes time to move out, you have financial condition to do so without having to be worried about all the unexpected costs. I stayed at home with parents 'til your age, or maybe longer, and when I...
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kinky stuff to make a guy do on cam
make him give himself a facial - either by positioning himself so it goes on his face or manually after he cums, and make him rub it in his nose and ears and mouth. Make him spread his cheeks and show you how clean he is.
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Who is the most over rated cellebrity in the world?
Geez, all of them! Bieber, Gaga, Madonna, Eminem, Kardashians, Hilton, Oprah, Britney Spears, and like someone else said - and the assholes from Jersey Shore! All of them are a bunch of no-talent hacks.
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What would you do if you won a million dollars?
A 2-part answer - the first thing I'd THINK ABOUT buying is a house on a lake.
But, that's going to take time to shop for. So literally, the first things I'd actually buy are easier to just run out and get... a Corvette and the complete line of Apple products - the biggest desktop, the nicest laptop, the best iPod, iPhone, iPad.
And I'd go on a trip to Bora Bora and Palau and Hawaii and...
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what can i do about my vagina..it hangs out and it is really inberrasing!! i mean my clit hangs out..
Post a picture and we can give you our opinions.
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Men, what female body part do you like the most and what do you like the least, on a Woman? and Why?
noses!
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Men, what female body part do you like the most and what do you like the least, on a Woman? and Why?
Noses are nice, too!
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Men, what female body part do you like the most and what do you like the least, on a Woman? and Why?
I love women's ears. Some are so beautiful, they're like a work of art, all the curves and contours so perfectly formed.
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What part of the female body do you find most attractive?
Ears! Here's one - it's as beautiful as a piece of art. All those curves and contours just waiting to be traced with my tongue!
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What part of female body is the most sexually exciting for you?
And here's the most perfect ear I've ever seen... mmmmm! It's as beautiful as a piece of art.
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What part of female body is the most sexually exciting for you?
More?
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What part of female body is the most sexually exciting for you?
I think women's ears and noses are so sexy. Especially ears. Some ears are just so perfect; all their curves and contours can look so sexy. My favorites are Kristen Bell's, Kristin Davis (Sex in City), Kimberly Williams Paisley to name a few.
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Do you think that Beyonce and Lady GaGA make a good musical match?
They "match" with respect to having nearly no talent. Seriously, "pop stars" like these women are nothing, zeroes when it comes to actual talent. They are dumb, can't write meaningful lyrics, can't play instruments (I'm guessing, I'm not a fan and I don't really know/care), and all they do is dress up and play "rock star." Gimme a break. The younger generation knows nothing about talent....
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How do I pick the best three numbers for the lottery?
All numbers are statistically equal to be drawn - there is no difference whatsoever.
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What the world needs now is ______?
chlorine in the gene pool - to rid of us all the idiots who are screwing up everything! The morons are multiplying like rabbits. The dumber they are, the more children they have. And the more dangerous they are, the more power they seem to be getting. It's a dangerous lethal mixture.
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What do you think of the Fox news channel?
It's the only news worth watching. Everything else is biased and clueless. But you liberals wouldn't understand that. Keep your heads in the sand (or in your asses!).
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What job would you love to have?
Guy who passes out towels in a girls' locker room.
Guy who hold women's legs up in air while gyno doctor examines her - they do that, right?
Female cavity inspector at airport - but only for the "hot" chicks, perhaps I could just randomly select the ones I would expect?
hmmm, do you see a pattern here?
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Guys, what do you find to be the most annoying thing women do?
Go to the beach and not go in the water. WTF is wrong with you?
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Guys, what do you find to be the most annoying thing women do?
Claim to be an equal and yet, if you really think about it, they bring almost nothing to the relationship besides sex. They're not financially astute, they can't fix anything, they can't lift anything, they can't cut the lawn, can't change oil, fix a flat, paint a wall, repair drywall. They don't pick up the tab. They know nothing about politics, religion, or seemingly anything important....
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Women are just as visual as men. Now that we are more equal we have been able to prove it with all the Womens Porn out there and Playgirl, Male Strippers ect... I'm so glad I can enjoy watching a man wank off and not feel I'm bad for doing so.Opinions?
If I attached a photo of my genitals to my response - would I get more emails if I were a male or female?
If women were equally visual as men, there'd be just as many xrated sites featuring pictures of naked men as there are sites with pictures of naked women.
It's nice to hear that there are some women out there who are visually stimulated/interested, but c'mon, it's not an equal number...
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why do you hate illegal aliens so much?
We should give illegals a 30-day running start and if they are still in the country in 30 days, there will be a bounty on their heads, and that bounty will be paid for by the Mexican govt, under penalty of nuclear destruction of their largest cities, one by one, for every day they are late with their payment. $10,000 for each illegal we deport. And while we're at it, clean up the tons of...
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What job would you love to have?
a vibrator.
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Are there any stereotypes that are actually true or are they all bulls**t?
Personally, I think all stereotypes are true. Heck, by definition, that's what a stereotype is... it's a statement about a group of people based on the characteristics/behavior of a segment of that group. Built-in to the definition of stereotype is that it really doesn't mean everyone in the group holds the characteristic or exhibits that behavior. It is just a stereotype, meaning that it's...
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who do you think should have won the super bowl :steelers or green bay
Sorry, but I have a life. The outcome of a game played by paid athletes who aren't even from the places they represent has no impact whatsoever on me. People who are wrapped up in sports amuse me - it's like, have you nothing else in life going on? Is it really "your team?" Really? Do you know the players? Are they even from your home state? If they are, would it really matter anyway?...
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I only want lazy people to answer this question. Are you too lazy to answer this question?
I'll answer this tomorrow.
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Lot of attention is devoted to supposedly "hot" models / actresses. Who do you think is hot that isn't necessarily popular as being hot?
Here are a few of my favorites (in no particular order)
Avril Lavigne
Lori Loughlin (90210, the mom)
Kristen Bell (Veronica Mars)
Kristen Davis (Sex in the City)
Courtney Thorne Smith (According to Jim, Melrose Place)
Kimberly Paisley (According to Jim)
Margaret Hoover (Foxnews)
Megyn Kelly (Foxnews)
Tea Leoni
Molly Henneberg (Foxnews)
Molly Line (Foxnews)
Shannon Bream (Foxnews)
Kelly...
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Does it annoy you when people say "warsh" instead of "wash"? Or are you one of the people guilty of such an atrocity?
Drives me crazy. I wonder what's going through their heads. Seriously. It's not "just an accent" - it's literally wrong! Wrong!
I'll give you an example when it's an accent or actually a dialect - when people say "ya'll"
I think that's okay. That's southern.
But ya don't just go adding an "r" to a word. People from London say Ameri-ker instead of America and I just don't get it....
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I employ an illegal immigrant as my maid. Am I a bad person?
Yeah. You are hurting an American maid who is unemployed. There are consequences to your actions. Just like the people who think they are being compassionate when they pass legislation that gives free healthcare at hospitals for illegals and in-state tuition for illegals. The consequences are American nurses are unemployed, hospitals close because their beds are filled with non-paying...
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What is all this talk about the shutting down of the government due to government spending? What does this mean?
Personally, I think we should revoke everyone in congress' citizenship, cancel their healthcare, zero their pensions, seize their assets, and deport them all. Put computer chips in them so we can track 'em and ensure they don't return.
Then, slash the wages of all federal and state and municipal employees in half.
Cancel all union contracts and cut all their wages in half - and zero their...
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What one word best describes "Lady Gaga?"
Pathetic? Talentless? Unoriginal? Crappy?
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What is your favorite part of the opposite sexs body? Innocent or Naughty.
I think women's ears are sooooo sexy. Have you ever taken a close look at all the curves and contours and compared yours to ones you see in magazines? Kristen Bell's ears are perfect! Kristin Davis and Kimberley Williams Paisley's are sexy, too.
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Girls if you had to name ONE body part that turns you on in the opposite sexe, what would it be?
(Name just one, but add description) Thx
I think women's ears are sooooo sexy. Have you ever taken a close look at all the curves and contours and compared yours to ones you see in magazines? Kristen Bell's ears are perfect! Kristin Davis and Kimberley Williams Paisley's are sexy, too.
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High school students who read a lot, score higher on national assessment tests. Why don't most students read?
Most high school students are pathetic slackers... their pants are halfway down their asses, their underwear is showing, their hats are on backwards or sideways, they have piercings all over their faces, tattoos, and stupid-looking haircuts. Not all of them, but as a collective group, they are clueless, talentless, spoiled, stupid brats. Oh, and they listen to crap instead of actual music....
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If you lived by a quote, what would it be?
Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away.
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What is the best route to the truth?
Look at the route that Obama is taking and go in the opposite direction. If his lips are moving, he's lying. He's a fraud, liar, socialist, communist, marxist, terrorist-loving SOB.
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windows , Mac or Linux.....
Here are some excerpts from another article, admittedly written when Windows '95 was launched, but it couldn't be more true today.
What on earth is going on? Have we found intelligent life on other planets? Abolished war and famine? Found Elvis? Have we even devised a new and better way of using computers? No. All that's happened is that Microsoft has remodeled its operating system so...
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Who or what is the biggest enemy of the mankind?
Oblama. He's a lying fraudulent SOB whose policies are going to destroy the USA and wreck havoc on the world. He's a pathetic naive fool - aka - democrat/liberal. Those who disagree with me are uninformed and will one day realize I'm right. Mark my words. He has already done irreversible harm to the country. You just don't get it. The impact of the stupid decisions he's already made will...
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Hypothetically, if somehow you had the power to "freeze" everything/everyone in place for 10 minutes, what would you do?
If I were at work, I'd go down hall to the hottest woman in the office, I'd take off all her clothes, I'd take pictures of every orifice of her body... her eyes, nose, mouth, ears, nipples, genitals and anus. Then, I'd print them out, place them around her office, in her purse, in her briefcase, on her office door, in her car, and digitally, in her powerpoint presentation that is due today. ...
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If you were able to snap your fingers and freeze everything and everyone around you for 15 minutes (except you could still move around), what would you do?
If I were at work, I'd go down hall to the hottest woman in the office, I'd take off all her clothes, I'd take pictures of every orifice of her body... her eyes, nose, mouth, ears, nipples, genitals and anus. Then, I'd print them out, place them around her office, in her purse, in her briefcase, on her office door, in her car, and digitally, in her powerpoint presentation that is due today. ...
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What is the most irritating thing you can think of?
Liberals. If they had any brains, they'd be conservatives.
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Which celebrity would you like to make love to/sleep with, and what specifically made you pick that particular person?
Kristen Bell, Avril Lavigne, Courtney Thorne-Smith - to name a few. Why? Because I think they're beautiful.
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If you were able to snap your fingers and freeze everything and everyone around you for 15 minutes (except you could still move around), what would you do?
First of all, this is EXACTLY like the question I just posted - and I didn't see yours first! Almost word-for-word!
What I'd do... two categories...
1) I'd make a ton of money, I mean ton, enough for a lifetime of luxury and travel and living comfortably. For example, I'd bet a ton of money at Vegas, then while time is frozen, stack the deck in my favor. Or I'd make those lottery balls...
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Is animal testing good or bad?
It's not a very good "gig" for the animals!
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Do you think nudity is a form of art?
Technically, almost anything can be considered "art" - it's a very loosely defined word. But nudity itself isn't art. Just as "being clothed" isn't art. But clothing can be designed in an artful manner. A nude woman can be photographed in an artistic way. In fact, anything can become art if photographed in an interesting manner. Take an ear for example... all its curves and contours, it...
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Does anyone else find (women's) ears sexy? Is it just me? An example of an attractive ear - Kristen Bell.
Do you think mine are?
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How does Lady Gaga sleep?
A better question - how does she earn a living without having any talent? Like a lot of "stars" these days, she is so untalented, it's laughable. Can she play an instrument? Can she write music? Can she write meaningful lyrics - all I've heard is "tic toc on the clock" - gee, did a 4-year old help her write that? And if you call it talent when a woman dresses in gaudy goofy revealing...
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Who is hotter Mila Kunis or Kristen Bell?
Kristen Bell - way way way more hot. C'mon. Mila has a fat face, bulbous nose, big floppy ears. Kristen has a perfect face, beautiful smile, and perfect nose and ears. No comparison.
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Does anyone ever walk around naked at home where neighbours or passers by can see & pretend they don't know people can see for the thrill?
I have often done so.... plus while on business trips in hotels where I know people can see into my window.
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Hairy anus on a chick, a turn off?
A little bit around the a-hole is okay, normal. but a big hairy mess around there is not attractive, especially if the hair is black. Blonde hair looks sexier, fresher, cleaner.
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Is the average guy smarter than the average gal? Do only guys generally think they're much smarter than they really are or do gals do too?
Watch this video clip and that'll give you the answer to this question:
http://www.snotr.com/video/675/A_blonde_and_a_3rd_grade_geography_question#1
It's not just that she doesn't know the answer; it's how absolutely brainless she is. Just because you don't know that answer doesn't alone make you stupid but c'mon, do you think this chick can balance a checkbook, figure out change, or hold a...
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What is the purpose of Honey moon?
From what I've heard... it's the last week that a guy can expect to have sex on a regular basis, or a blowjob. After that, it's just a countdown 'til she has a litter of babies, divorces you and takes half your stuff. And has you paying for her for the rest of your life.
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It seems as if Obama is starting to become more popular again and that Palin is becoming even less popular. Would you say that's true?
Yeah, right - it's a phenomenon called appealing to the lowest common denominator. He's got the vote of the all-important "imbecile" vote; those who are clueless and easily mislead by half-truths and downright lies. He's a lying SOB. Wake up, losers!
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if you listen to rap such as eminem, lil wayne, Drake, Wiz khalifa, 50 cent or any rapper in the same style could you write a list of songs.
...or you could just put a microphone up your butt and take a dump.... sounds about the same, and same amount of talent required. Eminem is an idiot... yeah, right, a retarded 4-year old can rhyme profanities and write a song as stupid as that one that repeats "my name is" about 100 times in a row, followed by repeating "slim shady, the real slim shady" another 100 times - and you call that...
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What is the average salinity of sea water?
Did you know that the salinity of ocean water is the same as that of a human tear drop? Or maybe it's the salinity of our blood. Something like that.
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Is the average guy smarter than the average gal? Do only guys generally think they're much smarter than they really are or do gals do too?
I'm sure there are studies that compare male to female IQs (not that that is a perfect measurement of intelligence).
But here's a practical thing to keep in mind.... nearly everything around you was invented by a man. Seriously. Sure, someone will write back and tell me how some woman invented something but c'mon... electricity, light bulb, phones, electronics, cars, television, iPods,...
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Do you think health insurance should be mandatory in America?
No, it shouldn't be mandatory. (And that would be unconstitutional - but, of course, Oblabla wouldn't know about that, since he probably lied about going to college, too!)
But here's the thing - but mandating that hospitals provide free care to anyone who shows up (and having the taxpayers foot that bill) creates a big problem.
For starters, when illegals show up, we could be compassionate...
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What job would you love to have?
a gynocologist on a college campus. Or here's one... I'd like to be a mirror in a sorority bathroom.
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Does anyone enjoy being naked at the doctor's office?
I wasn't going to share this but what the heck... I'm male, and I went to female dermatologist just for routine skin cancer check-up. This, for me, has always been done with my underwear on. This time, she said something about the skin between my toes having something going on, nothing serious, and that I should dry my feet, underarms, and genitals/anal area thoroughly after showering because...
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This one is for the men,guys,in a doctors examining room with a female doctor,what do you do if you start getting an erection and she turns around as its happening?
Enjoy it. I look forward to it actually. Even if it's a bit embarassing and she is a doctor, I'm hoping there's still a part of her that is woman and is sort of flattered by it. Besides, I want to look my best. When she first comes in the room, I have a tower around my waist and she's just doing the usual things - looking in my ears, for example. I LOVE having my ears touched and it always...
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If a man hypothetically had a pig's face, a fly's wings, bat ears, a pig face, and an eel growing out of his forehead, would women find him attractive?
If the guy had money, yes. Women will NEVER admit it but money is a HUGE factor in who they are attracted to. At least guys admit that looks are a big factor in who they date. Sure, it's shallow in either case, but men are more honest. Women will say money doesn't matter but they're lying. Talk to them a bit and you'll discover they want a nice house, nice car(s), nice vacations, they...
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When you have to expose a private part (rectum, genitals, breasts) for an exam do you prefer to have someone else such as a nurse in the room or would you rather it's just you and the doctor?
As a male, I'd prefer a female doctor, and a couple female nurses to be watching! And bring in the receptionist and a few of the female patients! Once the prostate exam is completed by the doctor, perhaps some of the nurses/interns/other patients would like to play doctor, too!
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Does anyone enjoy being naked at the doctor's office?
Male. I secretly look forward to being naked in front of female doctors and nurses. I went in for skin cancer check-up and asked a question about a spot on my penis head, and it turned out to be just a freckle. I LOVED having her warm hands hold my penis, she caressed it in a professional manner to pull the skin taught and look it over for anything else. I got a partial hard-on.
My...
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What is your biggest grammar pet peeve? (mine is your/you're)
I just wanted to say that I wish all of you were my friends! Finally, some people pissed off at all the other people who can't even come close to speaking proper english. I am accepting of a few mis-uses of pronouns but c'mon, the things we are listing here are blatant errors that grade school children should cringe at hearing. I am glad to see there are (our - ha ha) others who recognize...
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What is your biggest grammar pet peeve? (mine is your/you're)
I love this subject. Someone needs to slap the people on the side of their heads when they commit these offenses. I watch the news and hear the talking heads make a lot (alot... ha ha ) of these mistakes.
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What is your biggest grammar pet peeve? (mine is your/you're)
I thought of a series ...
Misuse of insure, assure, and ensure.
Here's the correct usage:
You insure your car/house.
You assure someone that you are going to follow through.
You ensure that something is going to happen.
The use of "insure" is so frequent, I cringe. You only insure cars and houses, you idiots!
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What is your biggest grammar pet peeve? (mine is your/you're)
I haven't scrolled through all the responses, so I'm sure my pet peeves have already been mentioned but here goes..
Improper verb usage....It don't, he don't, she don't.
Double negatives...I'm not giving him nothing
Misuse of the word "hardly" - I cannot hardly believe (the word hardly already conveys the negative; the phrase should be I can hardly believe)
Oh, there are so many. Don't get...
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What's worse, an arrogant person or an ignorant person?
We're talking about Obama, right? More arrogant or more stupid? That's a hard call. How about I'll go with clueless, naive, communist, socialist, terrorist-hugging, economy-destroying, deceptive fraud! And yeah, ignorant and arrogant, too.
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This one is for the men,guys,in a doctors examining room with a female doctor,what do you do if you start getting an erection and she turns around as its happening?
I always think I will get a boner but when the exam happens, I don't. Oddly enough, I'd prefer I did, as I want to look my best!
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How far can a bullet travel through water at a speed that will hurt someone? That is, if someone is standing in a boat and is about to shoot you, would you be safe if you were 6 ft underwater?
thanks for your answers, btw. It's been a while since I checked! I don't know why questions like these intrigue me! It's not like I'm in that situation a lot! Just wondering. I've seen guys in movies in water and getting shot at and I was just wondering.
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Have you eveer been nude in public?
While on vacation in Caribbean, there were outdoor showers (to rinse off sand/salt water) between the beach and the condos. They were somewhat secluded by the natural trees/fauna but you were still in view of people who could walk by - or the little shuttle that towed about 20 people from the further away condos down to the beach.
One time, I waited and waited, 'til I saw a shuttle filled...
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Have you eveer been nude in public?
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Have you ever let someone you were not romantically involved with, watch you masturbate? Who was it, and why?
12 years ago, I shot a video of myself masturbating a couple times. I shot some of it into a mirror, some using a tripod, and some just holding the videocam in one hand, while I pleasured myself with the other. I saved the video but never showed it to anyone. Until recently!
There's this older woman down the street who always borrows things from me, and has me cut down trees for her, etc....
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Guys, ever worn panties to the doctors office? I wore three pair today. Once when I got a physical from my female doctor I wore white bikini panties that she pulled down to examine my balls and penis and to check my prostate. She smiled... your story?
My female doctor invited a nurse and the receptionist and a group of college nurse students in to watch me get a prostate exam... and then let each of them slip their finger up my anus. My dick was throbbing and dripping with excitement. I heard one of the girls whisper that she thought I was about to cum because my nostrils were quivering! Talk about an exciting doctor visit. I wish it was...
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Who wants to by my worn panties?
Learn how to spell, you illiterate imbecile. The word is "buy"
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sister + naked= boner do u agree
Yeah, your naked sister gave me a boner.... and I slipped it into her pussy, mouth, and anus. Would you like to see the video?
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What are the penalties for not filing your taxes?
You automatically get a job in Obama's cabinet. Maybe supreme court - if you can prove you're a lunatic, in addition to being financially retarded. If you're just financially retarded, you'll be given a job at IRS or treasury.
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Michele Bachmann (R-Minn.) seems to think it would be appropriate to nuke an enemy that engaged in a cyber-attack of the US. Do you agree?
I agree with the other poster that your question reveals your bias. I'd love to scold you for your liberal naive clueless state of mind, but I'll be brief - yes, I think we should nuke and level anyone that attacks us in any way at all. Just wipe them off the face of the earth and erect an American flag. fuck 'em all. Show no mercy.
Next point - you should educate yourself on what a...
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Why do they limit the liquids you can bring on a plane? How could liquids be dangerous?
Share your answer...
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True or False: You will have at least one poinsettia plant in your home over the holidays?
If you do, be careful, I heard they are dangerous (fatal?) to pets.
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Do you remember the Phil Donahue show? Why did it end?
A grown man with a lisp should be out of work and homeless. How can anyone be successful with a lisp? Nobody ever said "hey, dumbass, how 'bout taking a trip to the speech therapist, like most 8-year olds do when they can't talk right?" Geez. It's not like we're talking surgery here! It's amazing he ever got a tv show without being able to enunciate...
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Would you ever your s/o take nude photos of yourself?
Yes, and I have. Just wondering how they'd turn out. If you're female, I'll share.
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Do you remember the Phil Donahue show? Why did it end?
maybe because he was a lisping dumbass clueless irrational ultra-liberal democrat imbecile! But no offense, of course! And btw, Oprah is an idiot. So is Ellen. Geez, get a clue. Watch FOXNEWS. Read a book. Wake up. You're feeding your brain with useless clueless liberal crap if you watch those shows. Get educated.
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What sort of motorist do you try to avoid driving next to?
People who drive faster than me are maniacs, people who drive slower than me are retards. People who play their stupid bass-thumping music so loud I can hear it in my car should be arrested and deported.
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You're in the White House what's the first thing you say to Michelle?
Your husband is destroying the country.
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What would you think of a gynecologist that dropped a speculum on the floor, then used it?
what's he supposed to do - lick it, then shine it on his lab coat first?
Just trying to add some levity here. Geez, you girls would have him caned and dragged through the streets behind a car.
Btw, do you think the drawer where you keep your vibrator is more sanitary than the floor of the examining room?
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Guys, do we really need a razor with 5 blades?
Well, I've been using that Fusion 5-blader and I think it provides a good shave, better than the 2-bladers. My question for anyone who is following this conversation - how often do you change the blade? They are $$$.
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Who is top 3 celebrities do you want to sleep with?
Kristen Bell, Annie Little (the girl on the cool AmazonKindle commercial), Avril Lavigne, Taylor Swift, Margaret Hoover and Megyn Kelly and Molly Henneberg (all on FOXNEWS).
Oops, I went beyond three.
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Republicans VS Democrats!!! Why is one necessarily better than the other?
This is what being a conservative republican entails:
(1) We support smaller government, smaller national debt, lower deficits and lower taxes by opposing bills like Obama's "stimulus" bill;
(2) We support market-based health care reform and oppose Obama-style government run health care;
(3) We support market-based energy reforms by opposing cap and trade legislation;
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Why does the doctor look down your underwear when you go for your regular check-up?
wants to check out your pubic hairstyle. Try sequins or hair dye next time to impress him/her!
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Why does the doctor look down your underwear when you go for your regular check-up?
Hey Jules, if I were your doctor, I'd take a look down there too! Heck, you'd be naked with your feet up in stirrups, even if you came in for a sore throat and cough! That's just me, I'm thorough. And to document your progression over time, pictures are a MUST for every visit!
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I have extra skin from my vagina. it just hangs there. what is it?
Pussy-sicles? Like a popsickle, only better! I don't know.. share a pic with us!
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Republicans VS Democrats!!! Why is one necessarily better than the other?
View this clip - this is representative of the caliber of dumbasses in the democrat party.
http://www.glennbeck.com/content/videos/?uri=channels/338017/621304
Watch the whole clip!
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Republicans VS Democrats!!! Why is one necessarily better than the other?
If democrats had any brains, they'd be republicans.
And yeah, I know, I know, not all republicans are good republicans. Many are worthless pieces of SH** (a few have become so useless, they joined the democrat party!)
Conservatives are the answer - smaller govt, less taxes, responsible spending, and no FREEBIES to illegals!
In fact, here's what I'd say if I had a...
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If Carrie Prejean's sextape becomes public, will you watch it?
I definitely want to see it.
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How can a man keep a woman happy without the money being a factor?
Although you'll certainly get some women saying that money has nothing to do with it... yeah, right. That's why homeless jobless men get all the women, while those rich guys always end up alone. Right?
Now, don't get me wrong, there are some women who don't put money at the top of this list, but not many. Just many who don't admit it.
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There was a question on here recently as to why women hate wetsuits, I would like to ask why some women love wearing wetsuits and why they feel that way?
They like the warmth when they pee!
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Where is a good place to go on a diving holiday?
Bonaire in the Caribbean. Vote best shore diving in the Caribbean/world by Rodale's Scuba Diving publication 10 years in a row. Shore diving frees you up to go when you want, for how long you want. No boat schedules, no rules about coming up in 40 mins, when you are good on air and want to stay down over an hour.
Truth is, you have to indicate what you want in a vacation - meaning,...
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Is it normal to have to be completely nude during a physical examination
Personally, I have fantasies about being naked in front of my doctors - both of whom are female. But it just never happens like I fantasize! The dermotologist checks me for skin cancer once a year, and had not ever checked me out naked. Last appointment, I asked her about a spot on my penis and she pulled the front of my underwear down and checked it up, held "me" in her hands....
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My bf taking drinks daily. he is taking 1 or 1.5 qtr daily. its is really harmfull or its quite ok?
I see this question has gone unanswered. Here's a tip... if you want someone to respond - ya gotta say what he's drinking. Beer, wine, vodka (liquor)? And I assume that's a quart. What the *#*&% is a qtr? Where are you from? I can't imagine he's drinking a quart or a quart in a half of vodka/liquor, is he? For the mathmatically-challenged Americans, a typical...
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Do you have big ears? Small ones? Weird ones?
And here's another view
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Do you have big ears? Small ones? Weird ones?
Check mine out!
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Have any of you guys ever got an erection, while being examined by a female doctor. It happened to me, very embaressing.
I once specifically asked my female dermatologist a question about a spot on my penis and lied that I had gone skinny dipping and was concerned about skin cancer, just so she'd check me out. It turned out just to be normal, just sort of a freckle. It was exciting to be sitting on the table with my penis in her hand. I didn't get a hard-on though. I wish I had.
Another time, at...
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Whats the worst/meanest thing your ex-boyfriend/girlfriend ever said to or about you?
It wasn't really a girlfriend, but a female friend of mine... after she had seen me naked, because we all quickly changed into swimsuits in the woods, she said she never saw anyone with balls as small as mine and then wanted me to let her see them, saying "I bet I could put both of them in my mouth." What kind of a comment is that?
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My gf wants to piss on my face should i let her she will let me, her piss is always very yellow and stinks.
Go for it!
Actually, here's a suggestion - do it in the shower. That way, it's rinsed off right away and still has the "naughty" factor of doing it.
For the record, I've never been peed on or peed on anyone. But the idea is a turn on.
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If the balloon boy's caper turns out to be a hoax, what punishment is appropriate? You be the judge.
I agree with Thriftymaid - forced to repay for resources. However, I heard total cost was 1-2 million dollars! So be it.
Or put the whole family in a balloon and send it up in a storm! A hurricane.
Idiots!
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Does it bother you when you ob/gyn asks if a medical student can perform your pap exam?
Or how 'bout a marketing student who was just passing by the lab and wanted to lend a hand? Sounds like fun to me! Are camera phones allowed?
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Would you lick a girls butt hole if she asked you too
Rather than an answer, I have a question - has a girl actually ever asked "will you lick my butt hole?" Have those words ever been spoken?
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Has anyone seen Glenn Beck's Birth certificate? I mean the real one, not some photocopy....
Glenn Beck is not our president, dumbass. Doesn't it bother you that our president has spent a million dollars in legal fees to prevent anyone from seeing his birth certificate? Doesn't it bother you that his relatives in Kenya are on record saying that they were there at his birth in Kenya? Doesn't it bother you that nobody has seen his medical records, his college records...
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What test should be performed to prove my virginity
I will "certify" you - just send me a picture, very close-up, and I'll put my "stamp" of approval on it and send it back.
Just trying to lend a "hand" - ha ha ha
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What's your favorite tradition in your family/ culture?
Sex with my two sisters is something I look forward to on my birthday... but then, doesn't everyone?
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What is something that is low in calories but that you find satisfying anyway?
I was looking to see if any women responded "cum" - ha ha I heard it's high in protein too!
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What is your darkest sexual fantasy?
I'd be showering at a campground, the last person in the showers, and the girls who work there would sneak in and take my clothes, key, and towel. And a note - "see you back at your cabin." Since they took my key, they knew which cabin I was in. Well, I'd have to sneak my way back to my cabin naked outside. And when I got back, they'd be sitting by the cabin with...
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What is your darkest sexual fantasy?
Here's another - I'm over at a female friend's house and she has two of her friends over. They're joking about guys who masturbate on webcams. I admit that it think it might be kind of exciting knowing that a bunch of women would be watching - but I don't have a webcam. And I wouldn't want my face to be shown. Well, before ya know it, they "talk me...
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Do you object to a nurse being in the room when you are being examined by your doctor?
As a male, I've been naked with a female doctor and she didn't bring a nurse in to join in. My dermatologist has checked out my "parts" without an accompanying nurse. And my regular doctor is a female and she's done a prostrate exam without a nurse present. My regular doctor never has checked out my "parts" though - which seems like she's not doing a...
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What would you do if you saw someone being attacked by a shark?
I'm a scuba diver with over 300 dives logged in the Caribbean. It's kind of difficult to answer... if you see the person in the actual event of being attacked, you might be able to do something to distract and prevent the shark from continuing the attack. But if the attack is basically over, all you can do is bring the person to shore/safety and administer help, call for help.
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What is your darkest sexual fantasy?
Here's one .... I go to the dermatologist (a female) once a year just to get checked for skin cancer. This year, in my fantasy, she asks me if I'd like to receive a free checkup that involves a new spray on substance that can detect potential skin cancer spots or something. I don't know, something like that. I, of course, say yes. She explains that it involves me being nude...
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What is your darkest sexual fantasy?
For a couple women to blindfold me and take turns sitting on my face and see if I could identify who was who by the smell, taste, and feel of their pussy on my face! Then, the activity would escalate and they'd take my pants off and each suck my dick and see if I could guess who was who. Then, they'd take it up another notch by peeing on my face, first catching me by surprise, but...
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What is the saddest thing someones said to you just after you had sex with them?
Um, not sure if I should share but... it was with a "friend" who gave me a handjob and she said my cock would be perfect for anal because it's not too big. I guess I must have looked speechless because she responded (as if this was any better!) that it was also great for oral because it wouldn't make her gag! For the record, I'm 12 inches! Okay, no, I'm not....
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What do you think about a 30 something year old female virgin dating a very sexually experienced 25 year old man. Arent younger guys usually interested in older women because of their experience. Do you think he would be dissapointed.
I think you should hold out for someone who is a virgin. As a virgin myself, I say that with some insight. I think people who haven't saved themselves don't ... hmmm... I'm trying to say this right... 1) they're more likely to cheat because they don't value sex as being as important as you do and 2) they may very well pretend it's okay to wait, but they think...
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If you're a man and your female doctor wants to perform a very intimate examination on you, would you be worried something very embarrassing might happen to you?
I find the whole thought of this to be exciting... what do I have to do to get my female doctor to do such an exam on me? Admittedly, I once told my dermotologist during a nroutine skin cancer exam that I had a spot on my penis and I was concerned it might be skin cancer from a brief sun exposure on a Caribbean trip. She checked it out and said it was a freckle. But I have to admit, I...
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Men, do you feel more comfortable nude with a male doctor or with a female doctor.
I'm embarassed when I don't get a hard-on. I'd rather have my female doctor see me at my best! Instead, I shrivel up under pressure. Nerves, I guess.
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Who do you think is the sexiest celebrity?
Kristen Bell.... she's flawless - her face is beautiful, her body, beautiful, I wouldn't change a thing about her - except I wish she wasn't only half my age!
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How would you describe the state of today's EDUCATION in a sentence?
It not be very good any more as good as it used to be before and now we be nearly in last place in the rankings of the countries in da world of civilized places. Education be going downhill. Unions be making it worse. Plus, da stupid kidz isn't helping much. Classrooms be filled with gang bangers, dope heads, derelicts, losers, and such. Teachers being shot at. It aint good. Plus,...
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When I say blonde, you think _________?
Does the carpet match the drapes?
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Have you ever had your thyroid checked?
Yeah, I did, a female doctor inserted her finger in my anus. Kind of awkward. I kept clinching up and she'd say "relax" lean your head back, breathe through you nose, I felt like she was having sex with me on that table with the way I was breathing! I got the hardest erection ever!
Oh, wait, you said thyroid! D'oh!
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Are you offended by the use of the word "retarded" as an insult?
So you're in politics? ha ha You said you work with the "intellectually disabled" - I guess that means you work with democrats! Further, they are financially, morally, and ethically challenged as well. Good luck in your endeavors to help them become good republicans.
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Do tomcats pee on each other during a fight?( mine just come in STINKIN and feeling very sorry for himself)
Perhaps your cat has a "golden shower" fetish. I mean, I'm just saying...
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Do you object to a nurse being in the room when you are being examined by your doctor?
Object, hell no! I think the nurse should be required to be naked - just to make it "fair." Plus more interesting! Maybe if she squatted over my face while i was being examined, that would be nice, too. Instead of an oxygen mask often used in medical procedures, that would be a welcome surprise to have my nose/mouth engulfed in her hot moist genitals! mmmmmm
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If a gun bullet goes thought the human brain how long will it take to person unconscious ! (Shotgun/gun kept in his right side, just near the ear!
I don't know - but interesting question. Here's something related... in the Vince Foster apparent suicide (he was a white house guy) one of the suscipicious things discovered in the case was that, although they claim it was a suicide, the gun was still in his hand and "they" say that's not possible because the ability to hold a gun after firing it into the side of your...
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Why Do Women Develop the Urge of Getting Married?
So they can coast the rest of their lives, worry-free on someone else's income... have babies so they can dress them up and take them to the park to be with their girlfriends - it's a regression to childhood when they would play dolls. And, if the marriage doesn't work out, they can always take half the guy's stuff and a chunk of his income for life. Marriage, for most...
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Do you think there is any Republican who has a chance of winning the next presidential election running against Barack Obama?
If there were some way to increase the intelligence and awareness of what's going on within the minds of all Americans, Obama would be imprisoned or put to death for treason! If only people understood the damage and stupidity and negligence of what he's doing, he'd be thrown out of office in a second. Obama is in office because he has the "stupid/clueless" vote and...
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Where is the best place to do open water scuba diving without maxing out the credit card
Go to scubadiving.com for details. Or get a copy of their magazine.
I've been diving for 10 years, 340+ Caribbean dives, more than 20 trips. It's hard to say where to recommend. It's expensive to fly anywhere. I guess the Bahamas might be less expensive, but I don't think the diving is as good as it is further away from the U.S. and cruise ships, etc. Or even...
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What is the best tasting whisky for a first time drinker?
I can't believe no one recommended Southern Comfort! Seriously, it has a very carmel-like flavor. Very different from all other whiskey. Granted, some hardcore whiskey drinkers will scoff at the suggestion because it's not as prominent/sophisticated as Jack Daniels, Jim Beam, Seagram's... but seriously, check it out. Whiskey conisseurs will say it's like candy but hey,...
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Do Sexy People wear Flip Flops?
I hate flip flops. I hate the way they look. I absolutely hate the way they sound. Put on a pair of shoes, damnit! Or wetsocks.
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One of my female friends says she loves looking at naked guys and goes out of her way to spy on guys whenever she can. Personally I don't care if I see guys naked or not, I am more attracted to what's inside. How do other girls feel about this, honestly?
I have been spied on twice (that I know of). 1) I can't say with 100% certainty but I've notice my female neighbor going slowly down her driveway when I'm in the shower... there's a window in my bathroom with vertical blinds. I swear she's looking at me, but I really can't tell for sure. 2) Once when I was cat-sitting at a friend's condo, I was staying...
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What part of the body do you find most attractive on women?
nothing like a nice looking anus. Makes for a great picture on the wall. Poster-sized! mmmmm good!
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What body part do you find least and most attractive?
women's ears and noses ... and of course their genitals and anuses!
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Is Barak Obama too honest/nice to be president?
Too nice? How 'bout too naive and stupid and foolish and clueless? He's a total failure and an enemy to the United States. I'd charge him with treason if I were a lawyer. He should be deported.
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What would you do if you were invisible and could get away with it?
women's lockerrooms and gyno offices! But also, stop by the bank or vault or brinks truck or someway make sure I end the day with multi-millions. I haven't thought it through yet - I'm still thinking about being invisible in a women's lockerroom. Especially a lockerroom for college cheerleaders (otherwise, well, there are some women I really don't want to see...
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If you were invisible for ten minuites, where would you go?
Two ways to answer that - 1) I'd do something that would result in making me a multimillionaire. Granted, it would be stealing and I don't "like" that aspect, heck, I'd grab a couple "bricks" of $100s off a brinks truck or something like that. On the other hand, 2) I'd wander into a women's lockerroom, hopefully right after cheerleader practice so...
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Are male gynocologist required to be married? Also, is it possible for them to look at vaginas all day "professionally" and then go home and masterbate to porn? If they get a hard on at work, will they get reprimanded or fired just for sporting wood?
All I have to say is that if my job involved looking at pussies all day long, I'd be at work on time every day!
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What specific qualities make a person physically attractive to you and why? What do you consider to be beautiful?
It's the face. Granted, if she's overweight, that's a turnoff, but otherwise, assuming the body is fine/average, it's the face. Everything about it - straight teeth, nice nose, clean refreshing not made up, and delicious nibble-able ears! I admit I do tend to find blondes/blueyes very attractive but honestly, hair/eye color can by any combination. It's the facial...
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Who believes that Rush belongs in The Rock and Roll Hall of Fame?I certainly do!
Although I don't listen to them much any more.... I listened to them, bought all their CDs, attended all their concerts from 1980-2000. Then, I started losing interest in their newer material. I will still say they are an awesome and extremely talented band - musically and lyrically superior to just about everyone everywhere! Nothing against Alex Lifeson at all but I think Joe Satriani...
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Would Ted Nugent make a great U.S. President?
I would too.
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Visual artists: How often do you find yourself staring at someone, not necessarily out of personal attraction, but just because you think they'd make a good subject for a portrait?
I love checking out their ears! Some women's ears are sooooo perfect. Others are not. Same goes for their noses, mouths, eyes, etc. But something about ears turns me on.
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Guys, do you ever find yourself staring at a woman's legs?
I stare at what's between them! Love when I can see an outline of what they're hiding. Or if a stray hair sticks out of their bikini. Oh yeah! mmmmm good.
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Can someone please explain to me this genital photo upclose thing? Genitals are after all rather nasty looking. I've lately seen more photos that look like piles of gooey raw roast beef and uncooked sausages that really were anti-stimulating.
I think women's genitals are beautiful. Well, most of them. Sure, some can look unattractive. But so many are as beautiful as flowers! And smell better! Taste better too.
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Does anyone else jet horny from looking at dicks?
I'd gladly show you a few dick pics of mine if you'd care to review! They're nice clear close-ups. In fact, I'll try to upload now... darn, it wouldn't work. You'll have to provide your email address. I promise, you'll enjoy! (Well, I hope you will, at least!)
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A California hospital is assisting a few victims of the Mexican daycare fire, free of charge. I saw a comment that someone left stating "our tax dollars at work" how can people be so cruel and heartless?
As usual, liberals think they are being compassionate and they think denying illegals free healthcare is cruel/heartless... but the reality is, when you give away free (or govt paid for) healthcare, it ultimately results in Americans losing jobs. California hospitals, because they give away so much free healthcare to illegals who use hospitals instead of regular doctor office, are closing,...
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Which airports use RapidScan or the virtual X-Ray "strip search" machine?
I think they should show the footage live on flat screen TVs in airport... it would give us all something to do while waiting when our flights are delayed!
I doubt that's going to happen.
But seriously, I think they should require it - if it protects everyone, do it. People need to quit being so prude. It's only a security person looking at you and I'm sure they're...
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Has anyone been forced to be strip searched by someone of the opposite sex? (prison, cops, school official, airport, etc)
no, hasn't happened... any suggestions what I'd have to do in order to get a hot chick to strip search me? I'm waiting for them to install those special scanners in airports! ha ha
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(Why do doctors always ask you to put a cape on for?)
It's for his secret photo album... he dresses his patients in various outfits. You just happen to get the cape. Maybe next time, it will be the stewardess, the french maid, or the nurse. He shares it online on his website. You looked great in that cape, btw.
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Is Hitler the most evil man in history? Is there anyone equally as evil? Worse than Hitler?
Give history a chance... Obama will be on that list. Granted, he's not murdering people like some other maniacs cited in response to this question but he'll be responsible for destroying the greatest nation on earth. He's well on his way.
Oh, by the way, for those who may respond that Bush spent a lot of money, too, and ran up debt, too. When Bush was in office and debt...
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I often leave my cell phone charger plugged into the outlet after removing the jack from the cell phone. Does the plugged in charger pose a possible fire risk without the cell phone being attached to it?
question for all of you - if I assume that it is using some miniscule amount of power/current/electricity (sorry, I don't know the right term)... what does that really equate to in dollars/cents? Would I have to leave it plugged in 24/7 for a year to equal the electricity a light bulb uses in an hour?
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Does your mate sticking his/her tongue in your ear turn you on?
I suppose cuming in it wouldn't be a turn-on then, right?
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What,in your view,is the best web site for posting adult pics of yourself?
ipostnaked.com is a free site... mostly women post there but there's a section for guys. And it's free.
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Do Women Just Care About Money and Looks?
Here's a way to tell - take a sampling of rich guys and see if they have problem finding dates/wife. Take a sampling of great looking guys and see if they have a problem finding dates/wife. Does that answer your question? In both cases, they could be the biggest a-holes around and if they have either money or looks, they'll get women!
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Do Women Just Care About Money and Looks?
I'm sure most people will respond by minimizing money and looks; because it's the politically correct way to respond. But in reality, money and looks are major factors in a relationship - or especially in allowing a relationship to even begin. If a woman tells you they're not, I think she's in denial. If her "guy" earned below average money, or even below...
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Men, for the ladies please explain your fascination with sports and cars; Women, for the men please explain your fascination with shopping and shoes?
I think watching sports and following team sports is a total waste of time. It's a game. So what? "Your" team isn't yours at all. Even if you live in the town the team is "from" - the players really aren't from there anyway. And to know everyone's name and talk endlessly about who is better than who. What a total fuckin' waste of time. (If you...
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So, this is kind of weird, but,i shaved my bikini line saturday, then today i went outside to mow, and i sweat a little bit and then i ran around once it went dark with my friend. tonight in the shower i noticed red bumps (rash?) all over. sweat? or what?
I need to see a photo in order to give you my opinion. Please send to whatever @ comcast.net. And I'll need several shots, from various angles, well-lit, and close-up. Just trying to help!
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Would you choose a doctor of the opposite sex?
I'd rather have a woman stick her finger up my ass than a man.
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Can i post here my nude photos?
you can share them with me if you'd like! I'll show you mine if you show me yours!
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I have a question about the appearance of my perineum. It looks exactly like this picture I saw on wikipedia http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Anus_2.jpg Is it normal for it to look like that? Is there anything I can do to get rid of that extra skin?
FYI, as a guy who has looked at a lot of free porn sites (by accident, of course!), I've seen a lot women's anuses. Yes, some are like that picture. Others, are well, more "perfect" if there is such a thing. Some hardly have any color or wrinkles either. But I think they're all "normal." Btw, it's exciting to think of you looking at yourself with a...
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Are there any guys out there NOT fascinated with girls assholes?
See what I mean? Mmmmmmm good!
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Are there any guys out there NOT fascinated with girls assholes?
oh yeah. Some can be so beautiful! Seriously. Ever noticed on xrated sites how often women display their anuses? Awesome. There's a site called inthecrack that has great anus closeups... perfect for desktop or screensaver! ha ha
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Is it weird to like to draw naked people, it's an hobby of mines, just want to know your opinion?
are you male or female? If I send you naked pics, will you sketch me? I always wanted to be drawn but too chicken to pose for an art class.
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How many Caribbean islands are there?
Thousands. Uncountable. I think Bahamas alone has a couple hundred islands. Maybe 700, but my memory may not be right on that. US Virgin Islands, 40, and another 60 for British Virgin Islands. Plus, if anyone does attempt to assign a quantity to your question, they'd probably be only counting the named or inhabited islands. There are many tiny uninhabited unnamed islands all over....
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Who's hotter sara or bristol palin?
bristol. She is a babe. Way too young for me. But she's a babe.
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What are some fun things to do in Detroit?
count the crackheads, dead bodies, homeless, vacant buildings, abandoned homes, govt workers sleeping on the job, hmmmm.... need more?
Play a game I call "is that house abandoned or does someone actually live there?" It's tough.
Look for white people downtown (outside of the Ren Cen, which is GM's headquarters).
Play dodge the potholes.
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Do you object to a nurse being in the room when you are being examined by your doctor?
A couple hot nurses and a female doctor - that would complete my fantasy!
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In 23 days I'm moving from 'small town' Idaho, to Detroit MI. I'm curious about the city and what there is to do? What are the good and bad parts of Detroit? What are some good events in Detroit? Any advice/tips are welcome.
These are in michigan...
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Whats the naughtiest thing you've ever done?
I photocopied my ear at the library and left it on the copy machine!
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I' a single male and i'm a exhibitionist. i love showing off and masturbating on my cam on the web for females to watch me. what sites are there that i can do this for free?
I have an iMac and a digital cam that shoots video. Is there a way for me to hook it up and entertain some girls out there? Seriously, I think that would be so exciting to know there are girls out there watching me. I need someone to explain how to hook up the camera, what Mac software to use to "broadcast" it, what web site, etc.
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Whats the naughtiest thing you've ever done?
Years ago, I was masturbated in front of my platonic female-friend's little sister who needed to capture a video of a guy coming for a sorority initiation thing. The girl didn't know any guys she could "do" and was embarassed, her sister asked me if I'd do it. I thought it would be "fun" but it was embarassing. Fun, too. My friend was there watching, her...
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What is the weirdest thing you have ever done?
I was masturbated in front of my platonic female-friend's little sister who needed to capture a video of a guy coming for a sorority initiation thing. The girl didn't know any guys she could "do" and was embarassed, her sister asked me if I'd do it. I thought it would be "fun" but it was embarassing. Fun, too. My friend was there watching, her sister was...
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Does anyone else think casey anthony is beautiful? I mean, yeah, she's probably a murderer but c'mon, look at those ears! She's so sexy!
If she gets a guilty verdict, can I keep her prisoner at my house? C'mon, I could save taxpayers money. I'll make a room in my house up like a prison cell. ha ha It would be great extra income, plus I could watch her shower every day! It's a win-win situation for everyone! C'mon.
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What is the most embarrassing thing you have ever done?
I was photocopying some xrated pics (close-ups of myself, face not shown) at the library copy machine and it jammed. I walked away. I sat down at a table 50 ft away. When a girl tried to use machine, and found it jammed, she went to front desk and the girls who worked there were taking apart machine and I was sitting there as they found the pictures of me! They were laughing and sharing the...
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Whats the best thing to do in the shower/bathtub? Besides cleaning yourself.
stretch
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Should the US Postal Service end Saturday deliveries, which would save the post office more than $1.9 billion annually, while a Postal Service study estimated the saving at $3.5 billion?
I say "yes" only because it seems like a waste to be delivering on Saturday. But knowing the post office, they'll probably still pay their employees the same salaries in spite of only having to work 5 instead of 6 days. It's like car companies imbeciles, they layoff people, then they continue to pay them for a year. Or education system, where to "punish" a...
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Can a dog or cat scuba dive?
Animals do not know how to equalize their ears - and thus diving to any depth, I'd say below 10 ft deep, will cause tremendous pain and could damage their ears. At 30 ft deep, the pressure is twice that which you experience on land.
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What's your sex fantasy?
being the "entertainment" for a group of girls, out celebrating something in a limo. Having them touch me all over, stroke me, finger my anus, stick their tongues in my ears and mouth, all the while taking turns stroking my cock over and over and over, til I come again and again.
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Why do some people get their anus bleached?
I think it would be interesting to see the "before" and "after" photos? Anyone willing to share? And, for the record, how many have checked out their anus in a mirror? Or taken a close-up photo?
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Have you ever photocopied your face? Or any other interesting part of your body?
ever notice how ears have the shape of a question mark?
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Which cable news talking head do you find most annoying?
Let's see.... Nancy Grace's speech mannerisms bug me (that southern drawl combined with sort of a pompous overtone). Oberman is an pompous liberal dufus and talks like he thinks he's a Shakespearean actor, plus he's a moron and his opinions are retarded. Larry King is an imbecile who I can't understand why he has a job. Speaking of which, Baba WaWa, although not on...
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Guys: do you prefer your girl to wear her hair up(pony-tail, or just clipped up) or down or something in between?
I like ponytails, too. Especially when the girl has sexy ears! Some ears can be so incredibly sexy. Others should be hidden by hair!
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Why does water at the same temperature as air, feel colder than the air?
I'm probably just re-saying what other posts said but... as a scuba diver, I learned that water draws the body temperature away from you 20 times as fast as air does. Therefore, when it's 85 outside, you could go naked the whole day and, although your body would be losing heat, your body replenishes the heat very easily. If in the water at 85, you'd be shivering in less than an...
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Do the women on "the View" actually represent an accurate cross section of contemporary women?
I hope not - but apparently, they represent about half the women out there. The naive liberals who just voted a DUHmocrat into office based on his ability to spew optimistic sound bites. But, of course, I don't want to start an argument here!
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Have you ever touched a dolphin? Was it fun?
Yes, in Roatan. They were in captivity. We petted them, fed them fish, shook their fins (like shaking a hand). And two of them were allowed out of the huge fenced in area to follow our boat out for a dive on the reef, and they followed us and dove with us, swimming upside down next to us, and swimming circles around us. They're very playful. They get bored with us though because they...
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Has anyone ever done anything with a teacher? i just want hope, cause i really want to do something with my teacher!
Not exactly, but here's what happened... when I was in college, I had an art class, we were going to be doing figure drawing for a week. No live models. Just photos as reference. The teacher, who was hot, joked that you could bring your own or she would provide a binder with some pics to choose from... or you could submit yours in her mailbox. It's a mailslot in the door in the...
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Ladies: Isn't it interesting to watch a guy cum?
Ladies... I see two of you are from Michigan... so am I. Maybe we should combine your liking to watch guys cum and my fantasy about cuming in front of girls? If you can help me turn my digital camera into a web cam, I think that would be great! Otherwise, I could send a JPG or two for your review!
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Would you like to see Casey Anthonys trial televised?
Definitely. Plus, I'd like to see her prison life televised afterwards - including the shower/bathroom! ha ha She is a babe. Yes, she's probably a murderer, too, but aside from that, I think she's "hot."
Since it costs the state approx $40,000 to house a prisoner for a year... I will volunteer to put bars on the door/windows of my spare bedroom and keep her...
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Would anyone else like to be the executioner for Casey Anthony?
I have an idea. Since it costs the state approx $40,000 to house a prisoner for a year... I will volunteer to put bars on the door/windows of my spare bedroom and keep her locked up in there. No clothing of course. I feed her everyday. And let her take showers - in a glass shower for me to watch! And I'll let her out in my house to clean for me once a week. And on a leash/shackles...
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Have you ever webcammed naked?
No, but I've always wondered how? Can I connect my digital camera, which can shoot video, to my computer and go to a website - or what? Tell me the steps!
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Would you date someone that has been divorced? yes no and why?
Well, I probably would - but with hesitation. I've never been married, btw. And I'd really like to be in the same place in life with the one I marry. People who are married have already experienced what it's like to be married, plus they've gone through a divorce and are quite often bitter about it and illogically treat others differently because of it. It's like...
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Would you date Ann Coulter? Yes or no,why?
Obviously, a lot of clueless naive liberals at this site! Ann Coulter is intelligent, articulate, witty, and RIGHT about everything! How many of you have even read a book of hers? Or have read a book at all? You probably heard her say something on TV, misinterpreted it (as all liberals do), and now claim she's mean, hateful, bla bla bla.
Btw, she's beautiful. I think...
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How do you put an image in your answer? I do the "upload" image thing but I can't see my pictures in my answer.
I have this same question... pictures don't always appear.
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Have you ever noticed that the contours of your ear form a question mark? Is that the origin of the shape of a question mark? Seriously... see my post w/picture below.
Here's another question... why don't the photos that I upload appear?
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Have you ever noticed that the contours of your ear form a question mark? Is that the origin of the shape of a question mark? Seriously... see my post w/picture below.
I can't seem to post pictures. Did it work this time?
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Have you ever noticed that the contours of your ear form a question mark? Is that the origin of the shape of a question mark? Seriously... see my post w/picture below.
See what I mean?
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I am 39, no kids, my fiance is 54, two grown kids. He had a vasectomy. Am I wrong to want him to get it reversed?
The real question isn't about reversing the vasectomy, it's about having children. That's a subject you should have discussed a long time ago. Instead, excuse my sarcasm, you probably talked more about what to have for dinner, than whether or not to have any more children.
By the way, consider from his perspective, if he had a kid one year from now, he'd be 70 with a...
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I have a very tight pussy(never had someone in me) what can i use that is small enough and pleasures me?
My fingers! My tongue! Where do you live?
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Ladies- Have you ever had sex with a man who you thought had the perfect penis?
What makes a penis "perfect" from a woman's perspective? Please describe.
From a male's perspective, there are nice-looking pussies and ones that look, well, not so appetizing.
Do women scrutinize proportion of width to height, size of balls, amount of pubic hair? Are they looking at hair color, skin color/texture, shape of head?
I'm serious - just...
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Guys; When you pee, do you ever use the flap in your underwear for your penis?
Never. Can't believe manufacturers put that flap on it. It's got a trick door that your dick would have to bend in two places to get out of. Why bother?
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What is your wildest fantasy? are you male or female?
Being approached by a limo filled with women on their way to Bachelette party. They ask to see my cock. I show them. They talk me into getting into vehicle, then remove all my clothing and start taking turns stroking me 'til I cum over and over - and give me a facial with my own cum, in my mouth, nose, and ears! Then, they force me out of the limo with just my wallet and keys and no...
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What is your biggest sex fantasy?
Being approached by a limo filled with women on their way to Bachelette party. They ask to see my cock. I show them. They talk me into getting into vehicle, then remove all my clothing and start taking turns stroking me 'til I cum over and over - and give me a facial with my own cum, in my mouth, nose, and ears! Then, they force me out of the limo with just my wallet and keys and no...
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What is your darkest sexual fantasy?
Being approached by a limo filled with women on their way to Bachelette party. They ask to see my cock. I show them. They talk me into getting into vehicle, then remove all my clothing and start taking turns stroking me 'til I cum over and over - and give me a facial with my own cum, in my mouth, nose, and ears! Then, they force me out of the limo with just my wallet and keys and no...
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Are there women out there like me who Loves the male body, likes Playgirl and Porn?
If some of you women would post an email address, I'll share a picture of me naked for your review!
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Guys...what thoughts come to your mind when you see a picture of a naked woman? And how do you feel?
For me, it's an appreciation of beauty. Sure, sometimes I get hard. But most often, just admiring how everything looks and curious about how it looks. Everyone's body is slightly different.
Another way to explain it - if you really think about it, it's like a lot of things that one enjoys in that if you are interested in island travel, motorcycles, scuba diving, or exotic...
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Male and female. What is your sexual fantasy? I would like to be with 3 men. One in each hole at the same time!
There are so many fantasies I have... where should I start? Similar to the one you said, but from a male perspective... having multiple women pleasure me... hands and mouths on my cock, fingers in my anus, tongues in my mouth and ears! And all at once! Sensory overload. Maybe in the context of being the entertainment at a girl's birthday party or something like that, some sort of get...
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Do any of you men out there fantasize about females chaining you to a bed naked and getting real rough with you?
Well, sort of. Not rough and not with chains. But... I often fantasize about situations where the women "force" me to masturbate in front of them or they masturbate me while several of them cheer and take pictures. Sort of like that scene from Jodie Foster's Accussed where she gets raped multiple times on the pinball machine with a crowd of guy's cheering as they each...
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Is it normal for your anus to be stained brown around it?
Yeah, I think so. I don't know if it's actually stained or just the natural color of skin there. If you share a photo of yours, I'll share a photo of mine!
Some women's anuses look like just normal skin and are, um, actually very sexy and attractive. I heard porn women get their anuses bleached!
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Why are we not allowed to smile in passport photos?
I took my own passport photo. And I did so, following guidelines found on several websites. Those sites specified not to smile. Granted, there are those people who say "well, I smiled in mine" but that's not to say you were supposed to. These websites tell us not to.
In a related note, I thought there used to be something about showing one ear. Seriously. And it makes...
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Have you ever seen someone naked that didn't know was being watched, like they left a door open or stood near a window or something like this. If so did you know them, who was it, did you keep watching and did you enjoy it?
Yes, on a business trip in California, saw a woman in her room across the courtyard from mine, side view totally naked putting on her panties and bra in morning! Great way to begin the day. After I showered, I left my shades open and gave her a show, too - but I don't know if she was watching. I could see her in her room reading the newspaper. I discreetly looked to see if she was...
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Have you ever allowed someone to take nude photos of you?
If any michigan women are out there, c'mon over with your camera!
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Why are we not allowed to smile in passport photos?
Good question, I've wondered that myself. Seems like seeing teeth would just be one more identifiable characteristic. Why hide them? Makes no sense to me.
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Do you enjoy being naked, where?
I found this outdoor shower at a public campground beach in Caribbean, it's for rinsing saltwater off you after being in ocean. The door is very loose and flies open easily if you bump the wall with your elbow. I once intentionally bumped door open while naked in shower and held my head back rinsing my hair of shampoo and taking my time, pretending not to notice door had opened. There...
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Women are just as visual as men? It is true! The sight of a Handsome nude male, atractive man, porn ect... stimulates us. It makes us want to masturbate. We are like men in that way! Most women I know agree but feel they have to hide it.
If any of you women would like to masturbate to pictures of me naked, post your email address! I'll share.
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After watching the movie "Open Water", would you ever go on a scuba diving excursion again?
That movie was purely speculative (made up) because nobody knows what happened to those people.
I've been diving for 10 years, during which I've dived at 20 caribbean islands. Drifting out to sea is NEVER a concern. You can always see shore.
I know, this movie took place in South Pacific or Australia though. But still, majority of diving is done close to shore because...
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Have you ever used a hand mirror to look down there?
Oh yeah. If my mirror were a camcorder, what things you'd see!
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What is the craziest dare you ever did?
In college, I took a couple naked pictures of myself (face not showing), put them in an envelope, and left them on the art teacher's desk. I knew the next day's class was on nude male. The female teacher ended up using one of the pictures for an example the next day in class! We weren't allowed to have live nude models but she had a binder of nudes that we could choose from....
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Is there any way to add time numbers with regular numbers?
there's probably a way using Excel. The way you worded question is confusing though. Do you mean add times with hours? Like it's 10:00pm, add 4 hrs and it's 2:00am. The way you worded it, it's like you're asking to add 10:00pm and 7.
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If you had three wishes what would you wish for? (not allowed to ask for more wishes)
incredible super powers - to be invisible, to stop time and travel backward and forward thru time. If I could travel back in time, I could invest and get the wealth (that all of us have been wishing for) plus, it would be interesting to move foreward and backward through time. Being invisible would be fun - ya know, walking into girls' locker rooms, etc. ha ha Being able to stop time...
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If a genie granted you three wishes, what would you wish for?
Massive wealth, incredible health, and love. Oh, and good friends/family.
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In 23 days I'm moving from 'small town' Idaho, to Detroit MI. I'm curious about the city and what there is to do? What are the good and bad parts of Detroit? What are some good events in Detroit? Any advice/tips are welcome.
I've lived in suburbs of Detroit all my life. Hopefully, you don't mean actual Detroit when you say you're moving here. Detroit can be a crime-ridden, scary, ugly place. Suburbs are fine.
Oh, and when you get the chance, go up north to Harbor Springs, Mackinac, Taquemenon Falls, Pictured Rocks.
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Guys...do you like big or small pussy?
small, tight-looking is more attractive to me. But practically all pussy is good pussy. Sometimes, I see pics of women with huge labia and they look all worn out.
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Why are men chastized for not leaving the toilet seat down when women refuse to leave it up for us?
I've got one for you - how many times does a woman have to sit on the cold porcelain (and possibly dip her butt into the cold toilet water) before she learns to check if the seat is up or down?
I recently heard a female comedian bad-mouthing guys (what else is new?) and made the comment "ladies, how many times have you gone to the bathroom after your guy's been in there and...
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Why do women get the hump when the toilet seat is left up ? Can't they just simply look down before they do their business?
I've got one for you - how many times does a woman have to sit on the cold porcelain (and possibly dip her butt into the cold toilet water) before she learns to check if the seat is up or down?
I recently heard a female comedian bad-mouthing guys (what else is new?) and made the comment "ladies, how many times have you gone to the bathroom after your guy's been in there and...
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How many men does it take to change a toilet paper roll?
Yeah, very funny. Think you're so clever with that question. I've got one for you - how many times does a woman have to sit on the cold porcelain (and possibly dip her butt into the cold toilet water) before she learns to check if the seat is up or down?
I recently heard a female comedian bad-mouthing guys (what else is new?) and made the comment "ladies, how many times...
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Would you lick a girls butt hole if she asked you too
I would like to - but never have. Any girls live nearby? I'd give it a try!
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Anyone else Glad that Casey Anthony was arrested today 08/29/08 for the disappearance of Caylee? R.I.P. Caylee.
A couple comments -
1) Setting aside how immoral it is to kill your own child, Casey Anthony must be an idiot to have dumped the body within a quarter mile from her home. I mean, c'mon, there is no excuse for being this stupid. Think about that for a moment. Of all the places to hide a body, 1/4 mile from your home? STUPID! And in shallow water? Foolish! At least Scott Peterson...
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Casey Anthony indicted today? what are your thoughts? I am ecstatic!!
Two comments -
1) Setting aside how immoral it is to kill your own child, Casey Anthony must be an idiot to have dumped the body within a quarter mile from her home. I mean, c'mon, there is no excuse for being this stupid. Think about that for a moment. Of all the places to hide a body, 1/4 mile from your home? STUPID! And in shallow water? Foolish! At least Scott Peterson dumped...
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Ok, there is Casey Anthony, O.J. Simpson & Drew Peterson...what do you have?
Two comments -
1) Setting aside how immoral it is to kill your own child, Casey Anthony must be an idiot to have dumped the body within a quarter mile from her home. I mean, c'mon, there is no excuse for being this stupid. Think about that for a moment. Of all the places to hide a body, 1/4 mile from your home? STUPID! And in shallow water? Foolish! At least Scott Peterson dumped...
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Do you think Obama's ears are cute?
Looks like the Alfred Newman guy from Mad magazine. Answer: no.
Besides, he's a liberal socialist communist left-winger who is about to ruin our country. Mark my words. Think of me like a guy telling everyone that Hitler is a bad guy before he became the bad guy everyone now knows him to be.
Okay, okay, wait, wait, wait, I admit, he's definitely not on par with Hitler. I...
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Have you ever seen the Trans- Siberian orchestra live? where?
seen them 3 times. And this year will make 4th. Go to youtube and watch the many, many clips. Pales in comparison to real thing but gives you an idea of the experience. It is awesome to say the least. Overwhelming. Powerful. It rocks!
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My wife thinks showering my 7 pound dog in the shower with me about once every two months is weird. I think it's just the fastest, easiest way to bath her and she enjoys the shower. Is this weird?
Not weird. I haven't done it with my 10lb dog but I've thought about it. I take her to get groomed/haircut/bathed every other month though, so I don't need to. But if she ever got all dirty, I'd take her in shower. Or even bathtub. She'd probably be less scared with me there with her.
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I had to withdraw my traditional ira early. In addition to paying the 10% penalty, I have to pay taxes too. All contributions to this ira were already taxed. Why do I have to pay tax on this money again?
The bottom line answer is - it's because our government is a bunch of greedy tax-happy bastards!
Think about it... you pay tax on products, but the money you pay with has been taxed, and the plant/people it required to make that product were taxed, and the profit that the company derives from your purchase is taxed, and when their stock goes up, the shareholders are taxed on that...
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What is your favorite guitar intro on a song? what song?
Cliffs of Dover, by Eric Johnson
Strung Out / Not Enough, by Van Halen
2112, by Rush
Xanadu, by Rush
Stranglehold, by Ted Nugent
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Would you let someone take a picture of you naked, if they cut your head out of the picture?
Sure... c'mon over to my house, women!
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Why do doctors look at your testicles at a physical? and why do they ask you to cough when looking? just curious.
I have a female doctor and she's never done that test on me. I feel ripped off. But dont want to ask her! And she does the prostate exam so quickly, I hardly get a moment to enjoy her finger in me! What a rip off! How about putting me on my back and in those stirrups? What is with these female doctors - I have fantasies, ya know! She's not fulfilling them at all!
Part...
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Whatever happened to Eminem? I haven't heard anything about him in a while.
As a Michigander, I'm embarrassed he's from our state. He's a no-talent loser. I could rhyme profanities when I was in kindergarten. He's a retarded imbecile. I suppose some democrat liberals might consider that talent, but I don't. Can he play an instrument? Can he write intelligent lyrics? I don't understand why he ever sold a single CD. I think it all...
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Boys and girls, what's your favorite way to masturbate? When, where, how, and with what?
Just plain stroking it up and down, over and over. Although sometimes, I'll look at porn while doing it, most the time, I don't. I just imagine myself in situations where either a girl is giving me a handjob or I am stroking myself in front of a girl or several girls. Those CFNM scenarios are exciting. Hey, I know, get some friends, Samantha, and I'll give a performance! ha ha
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Is Hitler the most evil man in history? Is there anyone equally as evil? Worse than Hitler?
Obama. You'll see. Okay, okay, he won't turn out to be as bad as Hitler, but he and his liberal looney lefties are going to ruin the country. He's naive, he's an empty suit. His ideas may be well-intended but their consequences will be devastating.
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What is the thing saying that on the radio democrats and republicans should each have the same amount of time to talk
It's the so-called Fairness Doctine. It's a weasily way for liberals to try to force stations to put them on the air, when they can't get enough ratings to justify their existance in the free market. The effect won't be to put them on the air, but instead, to take the conservative shows off the air. That's why liberals support it.
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Scuba diving, have you experienced "rapture of the depths"?
what's that? Been on 340 caribbean dives. Never heard of that. Maybe you're referring to "the bends." Answer is no.
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If there is a circle with a shaded outline, and I know that the inner circle's radius is 4.5 meters, and the radius of the circle WITH the shaded outline is 6 meters, how do i find the area of the shaded portion of the circle?
I'm not sure I understand what youre describing... seems to me, you're describing a doughnut looking drawing. The donut hole has a radius of 4.5 and the donut's outer edge has a radius of 6. If that's the case...
(pie x R2) - (pie r2)
(3.14 x 6 x 6) - (3.14 x 4.5 x 4.5) = your answer
you do the math, I'm too lazy
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Do you think your ears are big?
You tell me?
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Women, do you think my ears are sexy?
I keep trying... sorry!
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Women, do you think my ears are sexy?
I'll try again... did this work?
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Women, do you think my ears are sexy?
More reference...
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Women, do you think my ears are sexy?
Also mine...
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Women, do you think my ears are sexy?
Here's reference...
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Did anyone do any volunteering for Thanksgiving? How did it make you feel?
No one's answered... Okay, here goes... no, i didn't volunteer but here goes... I volunteer to receive checks/cash from anyone who wants to feel good about helping. I live in Michigan, the worst economy in the nation for 10 years running. I've been laid off a half dozen times in the last decade (I worked in adv/mkt and all the auto companies, previous to screwing the taxpayers...
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Do you have an example of "bad manners" that drives you mad?
Believe it or not... picking one's nose. Heck, I'll admit it, I pick my nose - BUT IN PRIVATE! How can nice, normal, educated, "upper class" people (or anyone for that matter) pick their noses right when you are talking to them? WTF? I know a cardiologist who is constantly picking his nose. All the time. I went on vacation with him... it would happen daily. So I know...
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What are the purpose of ear lobes?
no lobes!
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My turkey is ready and my guests won't show up for another 4 hours. How do I keep the turkey moist and tender?
Have your girlfriend strip and sit on it! mmmm good! Your guests will be asking you what your secret ingredient is for years!
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I wish upon a shooting star (___________)?
Answer #1
$100 million. I would be free of all the day-to-day financial worries - and able to pursue whatever I wanted, live however I wanted, travel, relax, build an ultimate home on a lake, drive a lambourghini, fulfill my dreams, write a book, change the world, etc. Gas prices, health care, employment, rising expenses, etc. - none of those things would matter. I would travel all over the...
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If you saw one of your known admirers watching you through your bedroom window, would you call the police or get naked and dance around like you always do on a Wednesday night?
Get naked! And keep my abs tightened in case she's taking pictures and posting on net!
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A rash of purse snatchings is occurring in my area. What precautions should you take or advise? Considering also a major shopping season approaching.
Do guys carry purses in Canada nowadays?
In any case, my advice to purse-carriers, carry a purse and fill it with human or dog feces! That will teach the thieves a lesson!
And if you're technically proficient enough, put an explosive device in it that you can trigger with a phone call. Ahhh, wouldn't that be great?
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Can you tell the difference between male and female ears?
OR this one?
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Can you tell the difference between male and female ears?
one more...
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Can you tell the difference between male and female ears?
and these...
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Can you tell the difference between male and female ears?
These photos go with the question I posted above?
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Does your mate sticking his/her tongue in your ear turn you on?
I love when a woman does that to me. Get an instant hard-on!
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Is (Mrs.) Cindy McCain sexier than Ann Coulter?
I've met Ann in person and she is beautiful! I always thought she looked attractive on TV and on book covers but, in person, she is so much more soft, feminine, and girl next door-ish. Cindy McCain can look pretty darn hot too, but sometimes, she looks pretty darn old, too. Don't get me wrong, she's a hot/old woman for a woman her age. Both Ann and Cindy have huge ears, ever...
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Would Ted Nugent make a great U.S. President?
Definitely. He's intelligent, articulate, and no-nonsense kind of guy. He grew up and lived in Michigan for a long time and we're all hoping he runs for governor here in 2010. He's admitted to wanting to, but hasn't committed to it yet. Our state has serious problems. Ted will shake things up. We wouldn't have had that jackass felon for a mayor in Detroit if Ted...
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HAVE YOU BEEN EMBARASSED IN THE LAST TWO DAYS ?(WHAT HAPPENED)?
What do you think?
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HAVE YOU BEEN EMBARASSED IN THE LAST TWO DAYS ?(WHAT HAPPENED)?
I photocopied my ear at 400% at the library copy machine, I did it a couple times. But then I forgot one of the copies. When I went back, there were a couple girls there holding the sheet of paper up to the side of their head and laughing and walking back to their table with it. I didn't say anything.
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Who do you think is the sexiest celebrity?
by the looks of your photo, you're looking sexier than the women that everyone suggested!
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Who likes porn photos?i love them!:)
I'm not obsessed with porn, but I admit I like looking at the free site... never get tired of seeing one pussy after another after another. I bet I have seen more pussy than a gynecologist! I like looking at their expressions and wonder what they're thinking as they're pulling their lips or anus wide open for the camera. Hard to imagine how that must feel - kind of exciting I...
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I want to pose nude.(for artistic reasons, NOT sexual reasons!) how do I go about finding a professional person to take the photos?
I've got a camera and live in Michigan! I'll pose for you if you pose for me!
PS Have you ever tried posing for a few self-portrait naked pics using a tripod?
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Which actress played Miranda in the Sex in the City?
she's a lesbian.
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Who played Charlotte in Sex and the City?
I agree - she is by far the best looking girl on the show. The others don't even come close. SJP is UGLY! That blonde used to be hot back about 20 years ago when she made the movie Manniquin. And the redhead - geez - that short haircut she had during the show looks like a 5-year old cut her hair. With longer hair (I've seen pics) , she's not bad, but she's a certified...
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What percentage of people do you think believe in evolution?
I don't believe in evolution. For the best, most articulate, intelligent discussion/evaluation of evolution vs. creationism, read Ann Coulter's "Godless: The Church of Liberalism" - chapter 8 covers it in detail.
I strongly recommend it to everyone. It will change how you think about our education system and the way they pass evolution off as actual science when it...
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Are there seriously people who do not believe in evolution? It occurred to me today that I've never actually met any.
I don't believe in evolution. For the best, most articulate, intelligent discussion/evaluation of evolution vs. creationism, read Ann Coulter's "Godless: The Church of Liberalism" - chapter 8 covers it in detail.
I strongly recommend it to everyone. It will change how you think about our education system and the way they pass evolution off as actual science when it...
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If you live in a freezing climate, have you ever gone outside on a very cold winter day or evening completely naked? If so, why and did you enjoy it?
Yes - there was a foot of fresh snow on ground but it was mid 35-40 temps and sunny. Just ran out for a second, for the fun of it. Fell back in the snow, totally naked, letting the snow cover me for a moment. Felt exciting, snow sticking everywhere. Then I went inside and took hot shower.
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What is your favorite body part in girls/boys?
Check this out...
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What is the hottest part of a boys/girls body?
Beautiful!
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What is it like to fly in an ultralight aircraft? Being out in the open, is that really scarey ? I want to make one but might be too scared to fly it.
here's a photo
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Who likes porn photos?i love them!:)
Me, too. Want to share? haha
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What is the hottest part of a boys/girls body?
a girl's ears. so sexy. all those curves/contours. sometimes, they just look so perfect, I want to take a picture and enlarge it to poster size. Or make a swimming pool out of one's design.
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What is your favorite body part in girls/boys?
women's ears are so sexy - all those curves and contours. They can look so good!
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What is it like to fly in an ultralight aircraft? Being out in the open, is that really scarey ? I want to make one but might be too scared to fly it.
I haven't piloted one but I've been on two 60-minute flights in Hawaii and was awesome. Not scary at all. Beautiful. Surprisingly cold up there, even with flight suit on. 85mph and 10,000 ft at times. We flew through clouds and above them, above helicopters and waterfalls, canyons, cliffs, beaches, everything.
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I use a towel for 2 weeks before washing. My frIend thinks it's disgusting, she gets a clean one every day. I say I am clean when I exit the shower and so is the towel. Please help and chime in with what you think is proper.
I never thought much about it until now. I was like the poster,every other week or so. Just whenever.
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What does your genital area consist of?
If you give me your email address, I'll send you a close-up photo!
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How can I get rid of a hangover?
PLenty of water. It's the dehydrating effect of alcohol on the membranes around your brain that gives you a headache. Plus, water probably helps your liver process toxins - not sure about that part though.
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What's your fetish? or the weirdest fetish you have heard of?
Women's ears. I love 'em. Those curves and contours can be so sexy.
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Do you have a fetish?
I love women's ears. They can be so sexy - all those curves and contours. They can look so good. Women's noses, too! (And of course, all the other more intimate parts I enjoy, too!) But ears, wow! Ever noticed?
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Why is Britteny Spears so sexy?
She isn't sexy, she isn't talented, she isn't intelligent, she isn't articulate, she can't play an instrument... do I need to go on? She isn't the least bit attractive and never was. And her talent is so over-rated. I'm not saying she has no talent at all, I'm just saying there are a dozen girls at every high school in America that are equally...
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Guys, do you ever shave in the showers?
almost exclusively. The hot water prepares your skin and gives you a better shave. And no clean up. And the razor can be rinsed in the powerful spray of the showerhead. I can never rinse the blade with sink faucet water, it doesn't come out with enough force.
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What part of the body do you find most attractive on women?
I think women's ears are incredibly sexy. All those curves and contours just waiting to be nibbled or traced with my tongue! Seriously, ears can be so attractive.
But, of course, that's not saying I don't check out their eyes, nose, mouth, hair, breasts, ass, and pussy, too! I'm just saying that ears are particularly sexy.
And not all women have nice looking...
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Do guns keep people safe?
Sure do. Statistics prove it. Read John Lott's book, More Guns, Less Crime.
Or read this link: http://www.gunowners.org/sk0802.htm Here's an excerpt of what you'll find there...
A. Guns save more lives than they take; prevent more injuries than they inflict
* Guns used 2.5 million times a year in self-defense. Law-abiding citizens use guns to defend themselves...
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Men, do you feel more comfortable nude with a male doctor or with a female doctor.
my female doctor has never examined my genitals - and I've been to her for a couple physicals! She's done the prostate exam before. But grabbed me and asked me to cough or checked me out in any way in the genital area. What's up with that? I'm being shortchanged! What do I have to do to get a full exam?
My other post was about going to a dermatologist. She's...
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Is it genetically possible for two blue-eyed people to produce a brown-eyed child?
I only skimmed the other answers but from junior high biology class (and that was 30 years ago), two brown eyed people can have a blue-eyed baby. But the reverse cannot happen. Two blue-eyed people cannot have anything but a blue-eyed baby. That's a fact, not a probability. Fact. I can't draw the little tables they had us do, but it's like multiplication with bb x bb and the...
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Can two brown-eyed people produce a child with blue or green eyes?
I only skimmed the other answers but from junior high biology class (and that was 30 years ago), yes, two brown eyed people can have a blue-eyed baby. But the reverse cannot happen. Two blue-eyed people cannot have anything but a blue-eyed baby. That's a fact, not a probability. Fact.
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I usually just trim my genital area, but want to try shaving and go completely bare. What tips can you give me? Oh and should I try it in the shower or my room, where I can use my mirror and maybe a chair to get close?
And don't forget to videotape the whole ordeal and share it with curious guys like me!
PS Although I love being able to see "all your parts" unobstructed by pubic hair... I still have to say, I like pubic hair... it's so soft, warm, feminine. I recommend not shaving. Women go to so much trouble, and for what? It's itchy and prickly. If you want to do it for...
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How can straight women say they rather look at naked women? YUK! My friends and I look at Hot Naked Men and Porn and it's the men that turn us on! I masturbate at just the sight of a Penis!
I have a few pictures of myself you might enjoy! And I'd love to share, especially knowing what you'll be doing when you look at them!
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Have you ever sent naked pictures of yourself to your s/o or complete stranger (via internet, cell phone etc)?
I've posted a few pictures of my genitals on ipostnaked site. It's free and it was exciting to think they my pictures were up there for the whole world to see for a couple weeks. I wonder how many women saw me? These were super clear close-up shots. My face wasn't in any of them.
PS If you give me your email and ask nicely, I'll share with you!
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What would it take for you to send me naked pictures of yourself?
if a girl posted her email and simply asked, I'd do it!
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Have you ever showed your opposite sex friend a naked picture of yourself?
I once "accidentally" (aka intentionally) left an envelope of naked pictures of myself on the counter at a hair cut place while signing in. While my hair was being cut, the girls who work there found them and were passing them around. I loved it. Embarassing but exciting. My face wasn't in any of them. The girl cutting my hair actually stopped and went up to the front to...
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Should Oil Company's get the big tax break?
Keep in mind, one of the oil companies (just one! though I can't recall which one) pays more in federal taxes than 70 or 80% of all the lower income earners in the country combined. So oil companies don't deserve to be branded as bad, evil companies by the left. Besides, when taxes are raised on companies, the companies simply raise their prices to cover it and we, the consumers,...
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Should couples get a tax break for "not" having kids?
I agree wholeheartedly. It's ludicrous that people with kids get tax credits - if they can't afford children, they shouldn't have them. Otherwise, govt is literally taking my money and giving it to them. Plus, people with 6 kids, for example, should be paying more than me (i have none) - they are incurring costs for education and heck, prisons, welfare, etc.
It's...
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What is the most unusual animal you have ever touched?
Sharks, stingrays, sea snakes, eels, sea turtles, octopus, monkeys, toucan, starfish, dolphin.
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What is your most embarassing sexual fetish?
I get instantly hard when a woman puts her tongue in my ear. Even more embarassing than that, I want a girl to stick her finger in my anus, but no one's ever done that. I would like to stick my finger in a woman's anus as well, but have never done so. Hmmm, what else? Having a woman pee on me - on my face or on my genitals - would be a turn on. But I'd want to do it in the...
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What caribbean sharks are potential man-eaters?
You are more likely to be killed by a coconut falling on your head while on the beach than by a shark while scuba diving. That's an actual statistic.
I've logged 340 dives. They're not that common and not that dangerous. It's not like the movies.
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MEN: How many of you are old enough to have one of "those" doctor's appointments?
When I had a male doctor, I felt awkward. Now I have a female doctor, and I fantasize about it! My fantasies are always better than reality though. She's quick, slip in/out, done. I feel like she doesn't take enough time! And how 'bout we use the stirrups, that would be fun!
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I always knew that Mary Ann on Gilligan's Island was a bad girl. Her recent drug arrest seems to confirm that. Have any thoughts regarding this? And does this change your opinion of Ginger at all?
Has she ever posed nude? heh hehe he I'd like to see that! In fact, now that I'm fantasizing, they should do an xrated Gilligan's Island, where Gilligan goes crazy, kills all the men (and Mrs. Howell), and keeps Mary Ann and Ginger as sex slaves, burns all their clothes, and has them running around naked!
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What do you think about Jodie Foster?
She's hot. It's a shame, she's a lesbian.
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Have you ever sent a picture of you being naked to total stranger?
A couple times. After a drink or two, I'd be online in chat room and just say "hey women, who wants to see me naked?" and sometimes I'd get a response. It was incredibly exciting to hit "send" and wait for their "review." One girl asked me if it was okay for her to share it with her girlfriends and I thought that was great. My face isn't in the...
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Have you ever been caught out naked by a stranger? (ie unexpectedly). Do tell....
A platonic neighbor friend dropped by one time and all I had on was a t-shirt. She dared me to come with her in her car to McDonald's to get drive-thru... and I did! When we pulled up at the drive-thru window she told the girl at the drive-thru that I didn't have any pants on and she leaned over and looked in the vehicle but my t-shrt covered me. My friend teased me and said...
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What is your darkest sexual fantasy?
Remember that rape scene in Accused with Jodie Foster on a pinball machine? I'm a guy and like to imagine what it would be like to have a roomfull of women taking turns on me, stroking my cock while the other women cheer. Maybe a couple of them finger my anus. Or slip a small dildo in me as they make me cum over and over again, all the while, laughing and cheering and taking pictures...
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How clean would an anus have to be before you would lick it?
I've never done it, but I've seen some women's anuses on xrated sites, and they certainly look good enough to kiss! Some are downright beautiful. You could make a screensaver out of some of the close-up images found on inthecrack website!
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What is with Elizabeth Hasselbeck?
She's beautiful, articulate, and intelligent. And the only one on the View with a brain or a positive IQ.
Btw, did you see what Whoopi said when McCain was on that show? She asked him if she should fear that slavery was going to be brought back if he's elected. He should have looked straight at her and called her a DUMBASS. And then followed up with "You have seriously...
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Have you ever done something so embarassing or stupid you never told anyone?? will you share with all us
When I was in college, the art teacher was "hot" and she had a binder of photos of body parts. So I made photocopies of my ears and genitals and put them in an envelope, slipped them under the door of our teacher (a nice looking woman in her 30s). We were doing figure drawing (but no nudes) and she ended up using my ear as an example in class. She projected it onto an easel and...
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Kristen Bell or Alyson Hannigan?
Kristen! She is absolutely stunning. She grew up just miles from me. But unfortunately, I'm too old for her. She is beautiful. Flawless. Her face is angelic.
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Who do you think is the sexiest celebrity?
Avril Lavigne - but too young for me. She's hot though.
How about the mom on the new 90210? Or that other woman who is going after the dad?
Hmm, how 'bout Megyn Kelly on FOXNEWS? Or Margaret Hoover (also FOXNEWS).
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Why in the world do dogs eat poop?????! whats the real reason?
I dont know but here's a funny and true story, though it came from a comedian... they actually make a product that you put in dog's food that makes their poop taste bad, so they won't eat it. Imagine that - as if poop doesn't taste and smell bad enough, they have to add something to it? hahahaha I'm serious. It's pretty funny if you think about it though!
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Would you ever pose nude for an art class?
Only if I were confident my face wouldn't be shown. I think it would be exciting.
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Do you ever get excited the day before your prostate exam?
I have a female doctor and I always fantasize she's going to have me lay on my back with my feet in the stirrups, but it never happens! It's pretty uneventful... just in and out. Doesn't seem like she does a very thorough job. She never examines my testicles either or my penis. I feel short changed!
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Do you enjoy you prostate exam a little too much?
I have a female doctor and I always fantasize that she's going to make me put my feet in the stirrups and slip her finger in and out until I get hard right before her eyes! But I'm always disappointed! It's pretty uneventful. In and out. Done. No fun! Do any doctors make guys lay on their backs for this exam?
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If you're a man and your female doctor wants to perform a very intimate examination on you, would you be worried something very embarrassing might happen to you?
I'm a male, I prefer female doctors, might be a stereotype but I think they are more gentle, understanding, and listen better. Also, I dont want a guy's finger up my anus or touching my genitals!
As far as embarassing - I'm more embarassed that I wasn't hard. It was small/limp at the time, no matter how much I tried to get it up before she walked in the room. Do...
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How can I be comfortable with my naked body? I am serious. My boyfriend hasnt seen me naked and I want to show him..and not be shy about it. Any ideas?
Take some pictures of yourself naked and share the "best" ones with your partner. Take them into a mirror or with a tripod. Close-ups! To work your way into it... start with less sexual parts... like an ear. Nose. Smile. Breast. Nipple. Pubic area. Labia closed. Labia open. Anus. Everything from your head to toes!
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Would you ever your s/o take nude photos of yourself?
Yes, I would and have and have fantasized about it.
A note to everyone - if your face isn't identifiable, who cares anyway if others see them? Do you really think anyone's going to recognize you by your genitals? And women, could you even recognize your own pussy if you saw a picture of it on a website?
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Sex and the City: A bunch of idiotic, superficial sluts or a group of independent, fabulous, modern women?
I agree. And the show's writers are obviously women who are like those characters, too. They portray these idiotic superficial sluts as being "cool" and "together" - they're imbeciles.
On top of it, 2 out of 4 of them are UGLY! Yes UGLY! Kristen Davis is the only really attractive one. And that lesbian redhead can look okay sometimes but c'mon, that...
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I find Blonde, Blue eyed men very attractive! Even Naked. They have attractive Penises! Color is nice, perfect size[not too big, not too small], and nice shape! I like to look at nude males. Ladies, What is your favorite type of Penis?
I would love to share a photo of my penis and have all you women "review" it. I know it's not the greatest, but hearing you rate it and describe what you like (or dislike) about it would be such a turn-on. And knowing, of course, that you had looked closely at such an intimate part of my body! wow I wish the "upload" image button worked. I'm new here.
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In your opinion, what is the best song ever? Any song, whatever you think. Song and band name.
FREE BIRD! Or Stairway to Heaven. Eruption.
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Does anyone else believe that Queensryche (band name) - Silent Lucidity (song name) is the best song ever recorded?
Well, maybe not the best ever.. but it's a good song. So is Empire. They're not a very well known band, but great vocals and good music (for the half dozen songs a friend once put on a cassette for me 10 years ago!)
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How vain are you? Do you have pictures of yourself in your own house?
I have one of me in college years, sitting on the edge of a cliff near a waterfall. I was in great shape then, tanned, longer hair. It's just a little 5 x 7 sitting on a shelf. All the other photos in my home are 2 x 3 feet or at least 11 x 14s and of scenics I have taken all over the world... mostly caribbean.. sunsets, mountains, waterfalls.
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Is it vain to have your home decorated solely with scenic pictures that you've photographed yourself?
Almost every photo in my home is of a scenic shot of somewhere I've been... waterfalls, sunsets, mountains, islands. I'm not in any of them. I don't consider it vain.
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How do I get my dog to stop chewing up things?
There's a "bitter" spray that you can spray on items and it makes them taste bad. I can't vouch for it working but I know the product exists. Actually, my dog never really chewed on anything ever - except for a while, she'd pull some carpet threads out in this one matt. I sprayed it on there a couple times and she stopped. I think it was a coincidence though. She...
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Have any of you guys ever got an erection, while being examined by a female doctor. It happened to me, very embaressing.
Actually, I haven't had an erection - but seriously, wish I had. I'd rather have looked "my best" than to have looked so small. I mean, it was shriveled and smaller than ever! And my doctor is pretty!
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Men, do you feel more comfortable nude with a male doctor or with a female doctor.
Much more comfortable with a female doctor... just seems weird with a guy. I know she's a doctor but still. And secretly, I do sort of enjoy it. Recently went to a female dermatologist and though the exam was done with my underwear on, there was a point at which she pulled it down and examined my genitals. She actually had my penis in her hands and pulled the skin taught with her...
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Do you scuba dive, if so how long have you done so?
10 years, 340 caribbean dives.
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Do you like people to see you naked?
Yes, love it. It's exciting. It's rarely happened but I'll occasionally do things that will result in being "accidentally" seen.
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Guys, do you hate when you get the "dual stream" going with your morning pee?
Yes, happens to me frequently! Pisses me off. (No pun intended!) But seriously, makes it very hard to aim. I thought maybe my penis opening isn't formed right but I've always been too embarassed to ask a doctor, plus I really don't want to have any kind of surgery to correct it. I call it "going in stereo."
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Why is it that some guys sit down when they go pee?
I sit at night, so I don't have to turn on the light. That makes TOTAL sense. I can't imagine guys who wouldn't consider this a smart option.
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Do men prefer long hair or short hair on woman?
If it's so long that it sticks out of her bikini bottom and goes halfway to her knee, well, that's another story!
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Men would you switch your penis for a vagina for one day to see what it's like?
I would love to! I'd begin by taking a nice long bath, then checking out the new equipment with a mirror and a camera. I'd pleasure myself all day long, over and over and over. Oh, before this one day, I'd make a mold of my dick and make a dildo out of it, so I could f*** myself with it!
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I am a woman and love the Penis! It turns me on just to look at it! I love to play with it. lick it! suck it! Any other women love the Penis?
I would love to share a few pictures of mine with you if you'd like to give me your "review" of it! What's your email? I promise, I wont abuse it. And I'm sure you'll like these pictures! Very close-up and clear!
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Looking for a good family doctor in Michigan. I live in Grand Rapids. Thanks!
I'm not technically a doctor, but I'll examine you. I live in Michigan. I make house calls. You can use my shoulders for stirrups. It might not be as professional as a doctor's office but then would a real doctor do a taste test? Or a sniff test? I will. I'm thorough. I may not be medically certified but c'mon, it can't hurt to get a second opinion, right?...
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Are you comfortable with undressing and being examined by a good-looking doctor?
I have to admit, I sort of enjoy my female doctor examining me. I went to a female dermatologist recently and though most the exam I had my underwear on, she did pull it down in front and examine my penis when I asked her about a spot. It turned out to be a freckle! I know doctors probably think it's just part of a day's work, bla bla bla, but I really enjoyed the anxiety and...
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Do you have big ears? Small ones? Weird ones?
I wish some women would post pics of their ears! I'll show you mine if you show me yours!
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Have you ever sent a picture of you being naked to total stranger?
If you'd like to see me naked, post your email address!
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Have you ever been caught out naked by a stranger? (ie unexpectedly). Do tell....
At the doctor's office, one of the nurses opened the door to the room I was in and she and the patient (both nice looking women) saw me totally naked. I'll be honest, I heard them coming and dropped my pants first, then was pulling the shirt over my head when they opened the door. I could see both their faces through the arm-hole in the shirt and they definitely both saw me!
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How much money would you pose nude for?
I'm free - just let me know where to show up! (Women only!)
I think it would awesome to be drawn naked by a room full of women, staring at every intimate part of my body.
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Why is it that when you are kissing a man/guy, they stroke/play with your ears? I mean it kind of tickles, but whats the point really?
I'm a guy and I think women's ears are incredibly sexy. All those curves and contours are just begging to be traced with my tongue or finger. I never know quite for sure if the women like it or are just putting up with it, but when I see an attractive ear, I want to touch it, look at it, marvel at its shape! mmmmm
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Do you have big ears? Small ones? Weird ones?
I think women's ears are so sexy. Seriously. Curves, contours, mmmm. Some are so perfect, they are incredible. Others are gross. I always look at a woman's ears. Is anyone else like me?
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Have you ever photocopied your face? Or any other interesting part of your body?
Oh yeah, I've done my ears at 400%. Cool, very cool. If I knew how to attach, I would share! (I think women's ears are so sexy. As for mine, I don't know. Any women want to be the judge?)
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Which is better a little dog or a big dog?
Little dogs can be fed for $50/year. Their pills and shots and so on, all cost less too. Heartworm pills can cost $10 each. Flea stuff costs $10 an application for small dog, probably twice that for big dogs. Oh, and picking up after a big dog - you don't look very cool carrying that "sack of shit" with you on a walk! Looks like a bag of potatoes! My 10lb dog doesn't...
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Which is better a little dog or a big dog?
Smaller dogs eat less (costs you a lot less) and all their medications cost you less, too. Monthly pills for heartworm and liquid for fleas each cost around $10 for a small dog. And are $15-25 for big dogs! My 10lb dog can be fed for $50/year!
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What is the maximum depth someone can scuba dive?
Are you asking how deep is it possible to go, as in possible for a human to withstand? Probably hundreds of feet. But you'd need to bring extra tanks and go through a series of decompression stages (where on the ascent to the surface, you have to stop for a designated number of minutes at various depths).
But if you're just curious about how deep do most divers go... I have...
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Straight guys would you ever let a girl fuck you in the ass with a dildo if she asked you too?
I fantasize about it, but doubt I'd ever bring it up. Plus, she'd have to be really gentle. Wonder how women feel about it - and how many fantasize about doing us?
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Has anyone ever caught you masturbating?
While I was house-sitting (condo sitting) for a friend who was on vacation, I was in her bathtub and there were all these plants by the window so I didn't bother to close the shades/blinds. I knew it was possible that someone could see me, but not likely. Turned out her neighbor was out walking her dog and wondered why the light was on (it was night), looked in the window and saw me!...
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Would you choose a doctor of the opposite sex?
Well, I went in for a skin cancer check yesterday. My doctor visit wasn.t as exciting as my fantasies but she did hold my penis for a moment! It was very professional but still rather exciting to be exposed like that. The exam was done with my underwear on but I asked a question about a small spot on my penis so she pulled the front of my underwear down to take a look. The spot was on the...
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Where's the best place to take a toddler on holiday?
Somewhere else other than where I'm going - I can only hope! But seriously, leave the kid at home. A screaming crying pooping baby doesn't belong on a plane.
Grumpily Yours!
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I want my husband to masturbate in front of me, but he won't do it. Is there any ideas for me to convince him? I really do enjoy wathching. Is that weird?
I don't think it's weird at all. I would love to share that with someone special - and love to watch her do it as well. In addition to being exciting, I think it would be a "learning" experience, to see how the person pleasures himself/herself reveals how they want to be touched. I can't imagine a better thing for two people to do together to help them be more in...
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Would you ever pose nude for an art class?
I fantasize about it a lot but would I really do it? I don't know. Not in front of guys. If it was an all female art class, yes. Then, I'd have to somehow ensure that I didn't know anyone in the class, no neighbors, or co-workers, etc. All that said, I think it would be an incredible feeling to have all eyes on my body, and the fact that they are drawing ME (and MY genitals)...
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Why do our ears pop (when we're on a plane or on the underground)?
Yes, pressure. Happens when you scuba dive too. Pressure is 1 atmosphere at the surface of water. It's 2 at 33 ft, 3 at 66 ft, 4 at 99ft. So, if you were to blow up a balloon underwater at 99ft deep, and bring it to surface, it would increase to 4 times its size (volume). This pressure requires you to equalize (plug nose and exhale) frequently as you are descending.
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Does anybody wish they could be avril lavigne's butt plug?
I would like to be her ear plug! She's got adorable little ears! (But being a butt plug and tampon would be fun too!)
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Women: do you find men on motorcycles sexy? Why or why not?
I've got a Honda CBR 600 "sport bike" (aka Crotch Rocket) that will go 0-60mph in 3.1 seconds. Wanna go for a ride?
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Men: Do you like camel toes?
it's one of those things where, if the woman is "hot" her camel toe is "hot" too. If she's unattractive, then it could be "ewww." Plus, the degree of camel too matters - if it's a cute little camel toe, that's sexy. If it's a big giant one, it's kinda "ewww."
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Have you ever showed your opposite sex friend a naked picture of yourself?
I'm a guy, I showed my totally platonic neighbor (female) a video I took of myself 10 years ago. Sure, you might say "oh, it was 10 year old video" but c'mon, I look the same now as I do then, and it's still "me." This video showed close-ups of my genitals (and anus) from every angle and some tripod shots taken over my shoulder into mirror, while .... um.......
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What was your most embarrasing moment so far?
A few years ago, before I had a digital camera, I had taken some xrated pics of myself and had them developed at a local drugstore. Afterwards, I went to get my haircut, and the envelope fell out of my coatpocket hung on the coatrack. A girl found them, shared them with her friend and with the women who worked there - all the while I was sitting there. They first asked "did anyone lose...
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What's your most embarassing moment like?
A few years ago, before I had a digital camera, I had taken some xrated pics of myself and had them developed at a local drugstore. Afterwards, I went to get my haircut, and the envelope fell out of my coatpocket hung on the coatrack. A girl found them, shared them with her friend and with the women who worked there - all the while I was sitting there. They first asked "did anyone lose...
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What is the most horrifying moment in your life?
I once got sandwiched between an oncoming tour bus and the motorcycle I was riding - in a tunnel in Italy. I slid along the side of the bus, but the bus had big rubber wheel flares on its rear wheels and that sort of pushed me back onto the motorcycle and I literally rode away without every hitting the ground. My $260 racing boot got the side of it torn open by the lugnuts of the rear wheel!...
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What is the most embarrassing moment in your life?
I was showering at an outdoor shower at a beach area in Hawaii. There was a small wooden facility in between the beach and parking lot that had bathrooms and an outdoor shower for rinsing off saltwater. Nobody was around, so I took everything off. A car pulled up and two girls got out. I pretended not to notice. In fact, I intentionally leaned my head back into the spray of the water and...
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Have you ever walked around your house naked?
Yes, frequently. Vacuum naked. Watch tv naked. Talk on phone naked. Let dog out in backyard and stand on deck naked.
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