Answerbag: Nightwatchdog's answers

Answer to Bin Laden is Dead. Can we get out of Afghanistan now?

Mon, 02 May 2011 02:41:25 -0700

Bin Laden is Dead. Can we get out of Afghanistan now?

Go ahead - I'm not stopping you.

Answer to Does anyone else feel a surge in US national pride?

Mon, 02 May 2011 02:40:27 -0700

Does anyone else feel a surge in US national pride?

Yup!

Answer to Congratulations to the fine men and women of The United States Armed Forces on the death of Osama Bin Laden. Way to go USA! Any thoughts?

Mon, 02 May 2011 02:39:11 -0700

Congratulations to the fine men and women of The United States Armed Forces on the death of Osama Bin Laden. Way to go USA! Any thoughts?

Obama carried it out - the last guy didn'y even care about Osama. Doubt me? Lookie....http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4PGmnz5Ow-o

Answer to Osama bin Laden is dead... thoughts? How long do you think troops will be in Afghanistan now?

Mon, 02 May 2011 02:35:39 -0700

Osama bin Laden is dead... thoughts? How long do you think troops will be in Afghanistan now?

Get used to there being troops in Afghanistan - we're all Russian now.

Answer to ___________will definitely put a smile on your face?

Fri, 01 Apr 2011 00:50:01 -0700

___________will definitely put a smile on your face?

Hot chocolate.

Answer to I mean it! This time I really going to do it! I'm actually going to __________?

Fri, 01 Apr 2011 00:49:15 -0700

I mean it! This time I really going to do it! I'm actually going to __________?

...waste my valuable time with another idiotic question like this.

Answer to Has anyone tried to eat "Just One" Lay's Potato Chip?

Fri, 01 Apr 2011 00:48:01 -0700

Has anyone tried to eat "Just One" Lay's Potato Chip?

I try to avoid eating the people that I have sex with.

Answer to How do you define beauty, using your own words?

Fri, 01 Apr 2011 00:46:21 -0700

How do you define beauty, using your own words?

Just click on my photo and see.

Answer to What's your opinion of people wearing dog collars?

Fri, 01 Apr 2011 00:45:24 -0700

What's your opinion of people wearing dog collars?

30 years ago it was cool - now it's just weird.

Answer to Painter of mural in Maine be remove as being pro-labor suggests they hang her fathers Bronze Star instead. What do you think?

Fri, 01 Apr 2011 00:43:55 -0700

Painter of mural in Maine be remove as being pro-labor suggests they hang her fathers Bronze Star instead. What do you think?

When did this country become so anti workingman? I can for see the end of this nation within the next 20 years at this rate.

Answer to What would you do if you woke up one day and the grass turned as transparent as water??

Fri, 01 Apr 2011 00:40:46 -0700

What would you do if you woke up one day and the grass turned as transparent as water??

Go to work as usual. No doubt everyone there would be talking about it.

Answer to Why did you kill me?!

Fri, 01 Apr 2011 00:39:18 -0700

Why did you kill me?!

Somebody had to be the fall guy - and I had too much to live for.

Answer to What is God's Religion?

Fri, 01 Apr 2011 00:37:59 -0700

What is God's Religion?

Perhaps he worships himself .

Answer to im having trouble sleeping any suggestions to help me sleep

Fri, 01 Apr 2011 00:36:40 -0700

im having trouble sleeping any suggestions to help me sleep

Warm milk - it works.

Answer to Has the proportion of land vs water on earth changed since Pangea?

Fri, 01 Apr 2011 00:35:50 -0700

Has the proportion of land vs water on earth changed since Pangea?

I remember being taught that it was roughly the same....but that was decades ago.

Answer to Is it the responsibility of humans to protect endangered animals?

Fri, 01 Apr 2011 00:34:44 -0700

Is it the responsibility of humans to protect endangered animals?

Naturally - most of them we put into that position.

Answer to What will social media be like in 3 years? What top 10 trends are going to drive these changes?

Fri, 01 Apr 2011 00:33:40 -0700

What will social media be like in 3 years? What top 10 trends are going to drive these changes?

Tombstones are what the future has for us all..

Answer to What's so great about tea?

Fri, 01 Apr 2011 00:32:31 -0700

What's so great about tea?

It's tasty!

Answer to Anyone know of a free antivirus software compatible with Windows 7? Most are for a 32 bit system, not 64.

Fri, 01 Apr 2011 00:31:55 -0700

Anyone know of a free antivirus software compatible with Windows 7? Most are for a 32 bit system, not 64.

AVG.

Answer to What's your favorite Hostess snack food?

Fri, 01 Apr 2011 00:31:25 -0700

What's your favorite Hostess snack food?

Swiss Rolls!

Answer to What is something you should never joke about even on April 1st?

Fri, 01 Apr 2011 00:30:39 -0700

What is something you should never joke about even on April 1st?

A fire in a crowded theater.

Answer to i think i became a hypocrite. are you one?

Fri, 01 Apr 2011 00:29:50 -0700

i think i became a hypocrite. are you one?

Yes indeed.

Answer to How Can I see encrypted channels in UK?

Fri, 01 Apr 2011 00:28:56 -0700

How Can I see encrypted channels in UK?

Pay for a decryption box. Ask your cable or satellite TV supplier for one.

Answer to What's up with clothes?

Fri, 01 Apr 2011 00:27:42 -0700

What's up with clothes?

Humanity went around naked for a good part of our evolutionary history. Progress comrade - progress.

Answer to Is there any product that is truly 100% Made In America? i miss seeing this label on products i buy.

Fri, 01 Apr 2011 00:26:13 -0700

Is there any product that is truly 100% Made In America? i miss seeing this label on products i buy.

Babies!

Answer to Why are most people stupid?

Fri, 01 Apr 2011 00:25:40 -0700

Why are most people stupid?

Are you stupid? How interesting......it's a pity that I'm not.

Answer to (Lesbian) Lost my virginity and don't know how to feel about it.

Thu, 31 Mar 2011 12:07:10 -0700

(Lesbian) Lost my virginity and don't know how to feel about it.

You should have waited until you were more prepared but that's hindsight now. Just tell here openly about what happened and how you feel. The truth will "air out" the problem and both of you can move on with your relationship. I hope that your feeling better now - take care. My advice to...

Answer to Is "humanitarian intervention" an excuse to secure oil supply from Libya?

Thu, 31 Mar 2011 11:58:31 -0700

Is "humanitarian intervention" an excuse to secure oil supply from Libya?

There's not much oil there to start with - and nobody is sending in any troops. I say oil has little to do with the current Libyan situation.

Answer to Should photographs of atrocities in Libya, Yemen, Ivory Coast & elsewhere, appear in American newspapers and magazines?

Thu, 31 Mar 2011 11:56:40 -0700

Should photographs of atrocities in Libya, Yemen, Ivory Coast & elsewhere, appear in American newspapers and magazines?

Of course.

Answer to Cogito, ergo sum. I think, therefore I am (Descartes). Anyone have any humourous variations?

Thu, 31 Mar 2011 11:55:39 -0700

Cogito, ergo sum. I think, therefore I am (Descartes). Anyone have any humourous variations?

I stink, therefor I am. Cogito cogito ergo cogito sum, I think that I think,therefore I think that I am. cogito libido ergo sum.

Answer to Are you driven to "take on" others to prove something or are you confident enough in yourself that you don't need to prove anything?

Thu, 31 Mar 2011 11:38:37 -0700

Are you driven to "take on" others to prove something or are you confident enough in yourself that you don't need to prove anything?

I'm confident about a few things - and driven in most others.

Answer to Is time speeding up? It seams like in the begining to now time has been heading down a spyral by which the end is much more narrow.

Wed, 30 Mar 2011 20:58:16 -0700

Is time speeding up? It seams like in the begining to now time has been heading down a spyral by which the end is much more narrow.

You must be past 40. Yes - the older you get - the quicker time seems to pass.

Answer to Can my boyfriend be lying to me about not doing cocaine??

Wed, 30 Mar 2011 20:56:30 -0700

Can my boyfriend be lying to me about not doing cocaine??

You boyfriend is lying to you - sorry. Here's some music to play as you part ways with him. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z0HM0RtRv-E

Answer to I dont like dogs..

Wed, 30 Mar 2011 20:53:18 -0700

I dont like dogs..

You have my sympathy.

Answer to I'm not good at ________. :)

Wed, 30 Mar 2011 20:52:29 -0700

I'm not good at ________. :)

...moving payloads into low earth orbit. I would recommend you use a ballistic payload delivery system instead of me.

Answer to Birther Trump presented a birth certificate but it isn't an official document from the State of NY! What is he trying to hide?

Tue, 29 Mar 2011 15:22:16 -0700

Birther Trump presented a birth certificate but it isn't an official document from the State of NY! What is he trying to hide?

From ABC news. Donald Trump learned the hard way this week that if you're going to call on the president to release his official birth certificate, you'd better do the same. Trump, who has been putting pressure on Obama lately to make public his long-form birth certificate from Hawaii,...

Answer to Do you remember the Charlie Brown cartoons?

Tue, 29 Mar 2011 14:50:10 -0700

Do you remember the Charlie Brown cartoons?

Yes indeed.

Answer to What is a good way to get rid of mosquitoes in the summer?

Tue, 29 Mar 2011 14:49:10 -0700

What is a good way to get rid of mosquitoes in the summer?

Lather yourself in Avon "Skin so soft". It works.

Answer to Prove Σ[1/k², k=1, k=∞] = π²/6

Tue, 29 Mar 2011 14:47:34 -0700

Prove Σ[1/k², k=1, k=∞] = π²/6

No - frankly I'm uninterested in what the sum is.

Answer to Which is your favorite Pet?

Tue, 29 Mar 2011 14:46:34 -0700

Which is your favorite Pet?

A dog - because life isn't worth living without one.

Answer to How do we remain in union with Jesus?

Tue, 29 Mar 2011 14:45:23 -0700

How do we remain in union with Jesus?

That might not be possible anymore - the Republicans are out to break the unions once and for all.

Answer to Is there a higher power that is not God?

Sun, 27 Mar 2011 14:38:10 -0700

Is there a higher power that is not God?

$. In God we trust - all others pay cash.

Answer to What is Senator John McCain's email address?

Sun, 27 Mar 2011 14:35:44 -0700

What is Senator John McCain's email address?

imanoldfoolusnr@ yahoo.com

Answer to What do you show the world?

Sun, 27 Mar 2011 14:22:50 -0700

What do you show the world?

What I want it to see.

Answer to How do you deal with a Stubborn Husband?

Sun, 27 Mar 2011 14:20:21 -0700

How do you deal with a Stubborn Husband?

"Born again" Christians huh? Well men can start to act haughty when their "born again".....they start to think that women should be subservient to men and obey all of their wishes.....which is a moronic philosophy if I ever herd one. First off - I'd say NEVER give in to the prick - even if...

Answer to What would you do if your grandmother got a tattoo of your face on her back

Sun, 27 Mar 2011 14:04:21 -0700

What would you do if your grandmother got a tattoo of your face on her back

It would be a marvel - since all my Grandparents are long dead.

Answer to It profits a man to know____

Sun, 27 Mar 2011 14:02:17 -0700

It profits a man to know____

...his limitations.

Answer to Does it annoy you when people keep giving you stuff? Why or why not?

Sun, 27 Mar 2011 10:57:31 -0700

Does it annoy you when people keep giving you stuff? Why or why not?

Anymore it's starting too - I'm buried is shit that I can't seem to part with.

Answer to i need inspiration for my arts project.... any creative ideas please ?=)

Sun, 27 Mar 2011 10:54:50 -0700

i need inspiration for my arts project.... any creative ideas please ?=)

Vines. Paint unusual vine covered objects - like dogs or ice cream cones - or false teeth.

Answer to Are we the people are parents warned us about? Did we become what are parents warned us to stay away from?

Sun, 27 Mar 2011 10:47:07 -0700

Are we the people are parents warned us about? Did we become what are parents warned us to stay away from?

A musical interlude. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RxE5sTswNmc

Answer to Do you want the world to end next year?

Sun, 27 Mar 2011 10:30:54 -0700

Do you want the world to end next year?

I wanted it to end in 2000 - I hate these postponements! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZDN9y2vTdUs&feature=related

Answer to http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/us_uk_obama_signs But its ok for liberals to call everyone else names?

Sun, 27 Mar 2011 10:29:14 -0700

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/us_uk_obama_signs But its ok for liberals to call everyone else names?

Yawn! You were saying something?

Answer to http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/us_uk_obama_signs But its ok for liberals to call everyone else names?

Sun, 27 Mar 2011 10:26:12 -0700

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/us_uk_obama_signs But its ok for liberals to call everyone else names?

It's never "OK" to call anyone a name - except of course in complete jest. What "liberals" have been calling you names lately? If they are offending you then I'd say just go ahead and kill them. And the same goes for the offensive "conservatives" as well - shoot the lot of them. That should...

Answer to If i go to the airforce does it involve any school work? if i were to pick a career as a nurse is it hands on?or school work also!

Sun, 27 Mar 2011 10:20:01 -0700

If i go to the airforce does it involve any school work? if i were to pick a career as a nurse is it hands on?or school work also!

Both involve lots of "school work". Either career is a good choice - but being a Nurse would be more rewarding in the long run.

Answer to How would you describe Walmart in 3 words or less?

Sun, 27 Mar 2011 10:17:31 -0700

How would you describe Walmart in 3 words or less?

Bad for America.

Answer to Can i use hammerite metal paint on the wooden parts of my garden bench?

Sun, 27 Mar 2011 10:16:38 -0700

Can i use hammerite metal paint on the wooden parts of my garden bench?

Of course you can - but it may peal off. Use an oil based paint on wood.

Answer to I'm locked out of my 2004 Saturn Ion with a disconnected battery and no key. How do I open the trunk?

Sun, 27 Mar 2011 10:15:29 -0700

I'm locked out of my 2004 Saturn Ion with a disconnected battery and no key. How do I open the trunk?

Dynamite? Jimmy the lock - call a cop, or a taxi company, or a locksmith.

Answer to do you believe in the healing power of herbs ?

Sun, 27 Mar 2011 10:13:54 -0700

do you believe in the healing power of herbs ?

Some naturally occurring chemical compounds have health benefits. So the answer is yes.

Answer to The ignorant don't know so they ask. The knowledgeable know and often won't answer. Who is more valuable ...the asker or unanswerer?

Sun, 27 Mar 2011 10:08:54 -0700

The ignorant don't know so they ask. The knowledgeable know and often won't answer. Who is more valuable ...the asker or unanswerer?

Knowledge is power. And power is wisely horded among those who wish to maintain their positions. Ignorance may be bliss but it wont get you anywhere in life. You may ask the knowledgeable for answers - but it is their whims which will decide what they will say and how much you will learn. ...

Answer to Do you ever answer a question defensively because you see yourself in it?

Sun, 27 Mar 2011 09:55:23 -0700

Do you ever answer a question defensively because you see yourself in it?

I think I have at times although I can't recall exact instances of doing so.

Answer to French is the language of love,German is the language of hate. English is the language of....?

Sun, 27 Mar 2011 00:51:25 -0700

French is the language of love,German is the language of hate. English is the language of....?

.....Weird little people who needed the Romans and Viking occupations to civilize them. But I love my British friends and colleges. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DnuoGOo3Bew

Answer to What was John McCain's highest rank in the Navy?

Sun, 27 Mar 2011 00:32:29 -0700

What was John McCain's highest rank in the Navy?

Enemy Ace. Remember he lost 5 planes - and 5 planes downed makes you an Ace. "A flying ace or fighter ace is a military aviator credited with shooting down several enemy aircraft during aerial combat. The actual number of air victories required to officially qualify as an "ace" has varied, but...

Answer to What is the controversy over President Obama's birth certificate?

Sun, 27 Mar 2011 00:18:45 -0700

What is the controversy over President Obama's birth certificate?

None: http://www.fightthesmears.com/articles/5/birthcertificate

Answer to Why can't obama validate he is constitutionally eligible to be President by producing a "Birth Certificate" Won't the door always be open to question and challenge the legitimacy of his actions and have dire consequences of those actions till he does?

Sun, 27 Mar 2011 00:17:24 -0700

Why can't obama validate he is constitutionally eligible to be President by producing a "Birth Certificate" Won't the door always be open to question and challenge the legitimacy of his actions and have dire consequences of those actions till he does?

Here's his birth certificate: http://www.fightthesmears.com/articles/5/birthcertificate

Answer to Why bother tackling America's real problems when you can stoke paranoid delusions over Obama's birth certificate?

Sun, 27 Mar 2011 00:13:38 -0700

Why bother tackling America's real problems when you can stoke paranoid delusions over Obama's birth certificate?

You mean this? http://www.fightthesmears.com/articles/5/birthcertificate

Answer to Where is Barack Obama's official birth certificate?

Sun, 27 Mar 2011 00:12:54 -0700

Where is Barack Obama's official birth certificate?

here: http://www.fightthesmears.com/articles/5/birthcertificate

Answer to Is Obama's birth certificate sealed?

Sun, 27 Mar 2011 00:12:14 -0700

Is Obama's birth certificate sealed?

Here it is; http://www.fightthesmears.com/articles/5/birthcertificate

Answer to Trump is running for prez. He now wants to see Obama's birth certificate. Trump? Yep! Trump! So is this billionaire desperate or what?

Sun, 27 Mar 2011 00:07:15 -0700

Trump is running for prez. He now wants to see Obama's birth certificate. Trump? Yep! Trump! So is this billionaire desperate or what?

He's an idiot for sure. And I just lost any interest I had in him as a candidate. Here's the Presidents Birth Certificate: http://www.fightthesmears.com/articles/5/birthcertificate Only a moron would deny the evidence of their own eyes.

Answer to As a Christian what is the best way to reach others so they will turn to Jesus?

Sat, 26 Mar 2011 23:51:28 -0700

As a Christian what is the best way to reach others so they will turn to Jesus?

As an atheist I will tell you what might work and what will never work. These ways will never work: Bible quotes: The bible means nothing to a non believer - do not quote directly from it. Yelling: An instant turn off - non believers will think your a screaming idiot and ignore you. Bad...

Answer to how can i tell my fiancee' i am pregnant??

Sat, 26 Mar 2011 23:07:34 -0700

how can i tell my fiancee' i am pregnant??

In person and as soon as possible. And just say your pregnant. The simplest ways are best.

Answer to What does the "I" in iPhone/iPod/iPad/iOS/iTunes stand for?

Sat, 26 Mar 2011 23:05:50 -0700

What does the "I" in iPhone/iPod/iPad/iOS/iTunes stand for?

Idiot.

Answer to is there another great depression in the future?

Sat, 26 Mar 2011 23:04:51 -0700

is there another great depression in the future?

Yes. That's a normal part of the economic cycle. When it will happen next is a matter of conjecture.

Answer to Could someone hack my Answerbag account?

Sat, 26 Mar 2011 23:01:49 -0700

Could someone hack my Answerbag account?

Yes - the system they have here offers no real security. Of course - what would be gained by hacking an Answer bag account? Just a bit of aggravation to a member?

Answer to If you died, and in the afterlife you found out that all your religious/spiritual beliefs were an absolute lie, what would you do?

Sat, 26 Mar 2011 22:57:34 -0700

If you died, and in the afterlife you found out that all your religious/spiritual beliefs were an absolute lie, what would you do?

I'd say, " I made another wrong call - ow well...", and I would try to make amends as best as possible. What else could one do?

Answer to I strongly believe we should call our troops back from Libya and no country should put troops on land...your thoughts ?

Sat, 26 Mar 2011 22:53:54 -0700

I strongly believe we should call our troops back from Libya and no country should put troops on land...your thoughts ?

We have no troops in Libya and the mission to protect the natives is in the process of being re-assigned to other nations. And of course - this is a UN mandated operation - so the UN support you seek is already there. Frankly I think the whole thing is a waste of time - but we will see.

Answer to How much money a year does one school spend (not the entire nation, just one school) on giving students free lunch?

Sat, 26 Mar 2011 22:48:47 -0700

How much money a year does one school spend (not the entire nation, just one school) on giving students free lunch?

That would vary greatly from school to school and state to state. Consider - a small rural school with few students would have a greatly different total expenditure then a large urban school with many students. Define your parameters then look for something in that regions educational budget. ...

Answer to Are you good at getting through bureaucracy?

Sat, 26 Mar 2011 22:42:27 -0700

Are you good at getting through bureaucracy?

At work I can sail through it - but with my home life I suck at it. It's the position and title you see - once I'm off duty I'm just another smuck in a tract house.

Answer to While,we sit here on AB another murder is happening,is our enviroment in the U.S. any safer/secure than any of the 3rd world countries.

Sat, 26 Mar 2011 22:37:42 -0700

While,we sit here on AB another murder is happening,is our enviroment in the U.S. any safer/secure than any of the 3rd world countries.

Your a bit cryptic here - but in general the American environment is only marginally safer than one in a third world country. And if your referring to Japan with your question then it is not a "third world nation" but it is a modern industrial society with great skills in science and technology...

Answer to Game suggestions

Sat, 26 Mar 2011 22:27:40 -0700

Game suggestions

I seldom play PC games. But I have enjoyed these occasionally over the years. Penguins. Help the penguins escape from the zoo. Civilization 2 . A classic mouse clicker. Jungo! A flip the stones against the clock game - similar to Bejeweled. Bejeweled. I'm sure you know this one. Polar...

Answer to Nikola Tesla invented a "Death Ray" that could've ended war. Why didn't anyone want it?Does Russia have it now?Does China? Does the US?

Sat, 26 Mar 2011 12:39:03 -0700

Nikola Tesla invented a "Death Ray" that could've ended war. Why didn't anyone want it?Does Russia have it now?Does China? Does the US?

Tesla was a bit flamboyant in his latter years - he was prone to boasting about phantom projects he was working on to a gullible but accommodating press. He neither build or designed a "death ray", he theorized that such a thing might be possible and the press ran with it. Tesla went from...

Answer to Tax-loving business-hating libs: Will you be happy if Caterpillar leaves Obama's Illinois and takes 23,000 jobs with them?

Sat, 26 Mar 2011 12:28:15 -0700

Tax-loving business-hating libs: Will you be happy if Caterpillar leaves Obama's Illinois and takes 23,000 jobs with them?

Why would anyone like that? Thank god your madness isn't contagious!

Answer to Have you noticed how questions on religion and atheism get the most answers and comments on here

Sat, 26 Mar 2011 12:26:50 -0700

Have you noticed how questions on religion and atheism get the most answers and comments on here

They are the most fun to answer - you don't need facts to answer them - just a strong opinion.

Answer to Should the Republican Party nominate Glenn Blaylock for President in 2012? :-)

Sat, 26 Mar 2011 12:24:55 -0700

Should the Republican Party nominate Glenn Blaylock for President in 2012? :-)

Nah - Palin is the way to go! Let's bury this tired old country once and for all! She would be the best President this nation ever had - for the 13 or 14 months she does the job before quitting....

Answer to Who do you find attractive amoungst the AB'ers?

Sat, 26 Mar 2011 12:19:12 -0700

Who do you find attractive amoungst the AB'ers?

I'm a raving beauty myself.......or is it that I'm just raving?

Answer to How did John McCain's GPA compare to that of Obama's?

Sat, 26 Mar 2011 11:23:49 -0700

How did John McCain's GPA compare to that of Obama's?

Johnny: He went to the Naval Academy. If you want to compare the Naval Academy to Harvard, the average SAT score for incoming students at Harvard is 1500, the average at the Naval Academy is 1200. The Naval Academy suggests you be in the top 20% of your high school class, Harvard requires a...

Answer to What is your opinion on people who "dumpster dive" for food?

Sat, 26 Mar 2011 11:04:24 -0700

What is your opinion on people who "dumpster dive" for food?

It's better than starving isn't it?

Answer to In Aerospace I Heard of "Range Safety" Options, Should Nuclear Power Plants Have Some of These Built-In?

Sat, 26 Mar 2011 11:03:30 -0700

In Aerospace I Heard of "Range Safety" Options, Should Nuclear Power Plants Have Some of These Built-In?

Range safety - isn't that where they blow up a missile if it goes off course? That would be a bad idea when it comes to nuclear power plants wouldn't it?l blowing them up in case of a malfunction?

Answer to "Grill your own steak" restaurant, need a system for charging when customer chooses entree from meat case. Any suggestions?

Sat, 26 Mar 2011 10:59:49 -0700

"Grill your own steak" restaurant, need a system for charging when customer chooses entree from meat case. Any suggestions?

By the pound.

Answer to Do you buy things from garage/yard/rummage sales?

Sat, 26 Mar 2011 10:58:58 -0700

Do you buy things from garage/yard/rummage sales?

Occasionally.

Answer to I received a traffice violation ticket but the officer forgot to ask me to sighn it. Is this grounds for dismissal?

Sat, 26 Mar 2011 10:57:57 -0700

I received a traffice violation ticket but the officer forgot to ask me to sighn it. Is this grounds for dismissal?

It can be - check with a lawyer.

Answer to so you want friends ? Are you a real friend ? how ?

Sat, 26 Mar 2011 10:57:03 -0700

so you want friends ? Are you a real friend ? how ?

I am tangible - I exist in time and space - I am a human animal born and raised on this planet. I'm about as real as you can get - and I'm friendly enough.

Answer to Why is my ex still driving by my house & sending me bogus txt messages while his new gf is announcing there wedding date on fb?

Sat, 26 Mar 2011 10:54:32 -0700

Why is my ex still driving by my house & sending me bogus txt messages while his new gf is announcing there wedding date on fb?

He sounds dangerous - demand that he stop doing this or that your going to sick the cops on him.

Answer to What is God looking for ?

Sat, 26 Mar 2011 10:52:16 -0700

What is God looking for ?

Gigot? How about a purpose - something to do. What else is there for a self creating space creature to do? Nothing existed when he made himself - so he had to make all his play toys as he went along. He is looking for a way to relieve His boredom - that is if you believe in him in the first...

Answer to Whats your million dollar idea?

Sat, 26 Mar 2011 10:00:34 -0700

Whats your million dollar idea?

That we pass a law where everything our government buys, ( with a few necessary exceptions ), be made domestically. No imported cars, computers, rugs, hats, shoes, tires, steel, paper, or anything else. This would be a boon to domestic manufactures and the American workers.

Answer to Please tell me how I can fuck my male dog.

Sat, 26 Mar 2011 02:24:48 -0700

Please tell me how I can fuck my male dog.

Better than that - let me tell you how you can f*ck yourself!

Answer to What is something you learned from movies?

Sat, 26 Mar 2011 02:23:22 -0700

What is something you learned from movies?

A long, long time ago - in a galaxy far, far away the right wingers sure gave left wingers a hard time for awhile - but eventually the good guys won.

Answer to What is your take on New Age spirituality?

Sat, 26 Mar 2011 02:19:07 -0700

What is your take on New Age spirituality?

New nonsense or old nonsense - it's all cool with me.

Answer to Senator Kent Conrad (D-ND) has proposed a tax on your cars mileage. What are the pros and cons of this sort of tax?

Sat, 26 Mar 2011 02:16:58 -0700

Senator Kent Conrad (D-ND) has proposed a tax on your cars mileage. What are the pros and cons of this sort of tax?

No pro's - all cons. This has to be the stupidest idea that anyone has ever come up with. How would you sell it? Cab drivers to pay off the national debt? Truckers to fund the war in Afghanistan? Pizza delivery men to fund NASA ? The guy is brain dead - pure and simple.

Answer to Who is the goddamn batman?

Sat, 26 Mar 2011 02:11:23 -0700

Who is the goddamn batman?

Adam West.

Answer to Who is the king of cool?

Sat, 26 Mar 2011 02:10:48 -0700

Who is the king of cool?

Sinatra.