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Bin Laden is Dead. Can we get out of Afghanistan now?
Go ahead - I'm not stopping you.
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Does anyone else feel a surge in US national pride?
Yup!
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Congratulations to the fine men and women of The United States Armed Forces on the death of Osama Bin Laden. Way to go USA! Any thoughts?
Obama carried it out - the last guy didn'y even care about Osama.
Doubt me? Lookie....http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4PGmnz5Ow-o
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Osama bin Laden is dead... thoughts? How long do you think troops will be in Afghanistan now?
Get used to there being troops in Afghanistan - we're all Russian now.
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___________will definitely put a smile on your face?
Hot chocolate.
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I mean it! This time I really going to do it! I'm actually going to __________?
...waste my valuable time with another idiotic question like this.
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Has anyone tried to eat "Just One" Lay's Potato Chip?
I try to avoid eating the people that I have sex with.
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How do you define beauty, using your own words?
Just click on my photo and see.
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What's your opinion of people wearing dog collars?
30 years ago it was cool - now it's just weird.
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Painter of mural in Maine be remove as being pro-labor suggests they hang her fathers Bronze Star instead. What do you think?
When did this country become so anti workingman?
I can for see the end of this nation within the next 20 years at this rate.
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What would you do if you woke up one day and the grass turned as transparent as water??
Go to work as usual.
No doubt everyone there would be talking about it.
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Why did you kill me?!
Somebody had to be the fall guy - and I had too much to live for.
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What is God's Religion?
Perhaps he worships himself .
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im having trouble sleeping any suggestions to help me sleep
Warm milk - it works.
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Has the proportion of land vs water on earth changed since Pangea?
I remember being taught that it was roughly the same....but that was decades ago.
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Is it the responsibility of humans to protect endangered animals?
Naturally - most of them we put into that position.
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What will social media be like in 3 years? What top 10 trends are going to drive these changes?
Tombstones are what the future has for us all..
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What's so great about tea?
It's tasty!
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Anyone know of a free antivirus software compatible with Windows 7? Most are for a 32 bit system, not 64.
AVG.
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What's your favorite Hostess snack food?
Swiss Rolls!
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What is something you should never joke about even on April 1st?
A fire in a crowded theater.
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i think i became a hypocrite. are you one?
Yes indeed.
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How Can I see encrypted channels in UK?
Pay for a decryption box.
Ask your cable or satellite TV supplier for one.
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What's up with clothes?
Humanity went around naked for a good part of our evolutionary history.
Progress comrade - progress.
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Is there any product that is truly 100% Made In America? i miss seeing this label on products i buy.
Babies!
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Why are most people stupid?
Are you stupid?
How interesting......it's a pity that I'm not.
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(Lesbian) Lost my virginity and don't know how to feel about it.
You should have waited until you were more prepared but that's hindsight now.
Just tell here openly about what happened and how you feel. The truth will "air out" the problem and both of you can move on with your relationship.
I hope that your feeling better now - take care.
My advice to those of you who are still virgins is to wait until the time is right - there is no point in "rushing"...
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Is "humanitarian intervention" an excuse to secure oil supply from Libya?
There's not much oil there to start with - and nobody is sending in any troops.
I say oil has little to do with the current Libyan situation.
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Should photographs of atrocities in Libya, Yemen, Ivory Coast & elsewhere, appear in American newspapers and magazines?
Of course.
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Cogito, ergo sum. I think, therefore I am (Descartes). Anyone have any humourous variations?
I stink, therefor I am.
Cogito cogito ergo cogito sum, I think that I think,therefore I think that I am.
cogito libido ergo sum.
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Are you driven to "take on" others to prove something or are you confident enough in yourself that you don't need to prove anything?
I'm confident about a few things - and driven in most others.
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Is time speeding up? It seams like in the begining to now time has been heading down a spyral by which the end is much more narrow.
You must be past 40.
Yes - the older you get - the quicker time seems to pass.
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Can my boyfriend be lying to me about not doing cocaine??
You boyfriend is lying to you - sorry.
Here's some music to play as you part ways with him.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z0HM0RtRv-E
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I dont like dogs..
You have my sympathy.
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I'm not good at ________. :)
...moving payloads into low earth orbit.
I would recommend you use a ballistic payload delivery system instead of me.
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Birther Trump presented a birth certificate but it isn't an official document from the State of NY! What is he trying to hide?
From ABC news.
Donald Trump learned the hard way this week that if you're going to call on the president to release his official birth certificate, you'd better do the same.
Trump, who has been putting pressure on Obama lately to make public his long-form birth certificate from Hawaii, decided to set a good example and release his own on Monday. Only problem was, the document that Trump...
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Do you remember the Charlie Brown cartoons?
Yes indeed.
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What is a good way to get rid of mosquitoes in the summer?
Lather yourself in Avon "Skin so soft".
It works.
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Prove Σ[1/k², k=1, k=∞] = π²/6
No - frankly I'm uninterested in what the sum is.
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Which is your favorite Pet?
A dog - because life isn't worth living without one.
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How do we remain in union with Jesus?
That might not be possible anymore - the Republicans are out to break the unions once and for all.
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Is there a higher power that is not God?
$.
In God we trust - all others pay cash.
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What is Senator John McCain's email address?
imanoldfoolusnr@ yahoo.com
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What do you show the world?
What I want it to see.
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How do you deal with a Stubborn Husband?
"Born again" Christians huh? Well men can start to act haughty when their "born again".....they start to think that women should be subservient to men and obey all of their wishes.....which is a moronic philosophy if I ever herd one.
First off - I'd say NEVER give in to the prick - even if he's right. Show him that your his equal and he better not forget it.
I'd start laying into him about...
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What would you do if your grandmother got a tattoo of your face on her back
It would be a marvel - since all my Grandparents are long dead.
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It profits a man to know____
...his limitations.
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Does it annoy you when people keep giving you stuff? Why or why not?
Anymore it's starting too - I'm buried is shit that I can't seem to part with.
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i need inspiration for my arts project.... any creative ideas please ?=)
Vines. Paint unusual vine covered objects - like dogs or ice cream cones - or false teeth.
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Are we the people are parents warned us about?
Did we become what are parents warned us to stay away from?
A musical interlude.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RxE5sTswNmc
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Do you want the world to end next year?
I wanted it to end in 2000 - I hate these postponements!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZDN9y2vTdUs&feature=related
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http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/us_uk_obama_signs But its ok for liberals to call everyone else names?
Yawn! You were saying something?
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http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/us_uk_obama_signs But its ok for liberals to call everyone else names?
It's never "OK" to call anyone a name - except of course in complete jest.
What "liberals" have been calling you names lately? If they are offending you then I'd say just go ahead and kill them.
And the same goes for the offensive "conservatives" as well - shoot the lot of them.
That should solve the problem shouldn't it?
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If i go to the airforce does it involve any school work? if i were to pick a career as a nurse is it hands on?or school work also!
Both involve lots of "school work". Either career is a good choice - but being a Nurse would be more rewarding in the long run.
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How would you describe Walmart in 3 words or less?
Bad for America.
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Can i use hammerite metal paint on the wooden parts of my garden bench?
Of course you can - but it may peal off.
Use an oil based paint on wood.
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I'm locked out of my 2004 Saturn Ion with a disconnected battery and no key. How do I open the trunk?
Dynamite?
Jimmy the lock - call a cop, or a taxi company, or a locksmith.
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do you believe in the healing power of herbs ?
Some naturally occurring chemical compounds have health benefits.
So the answer is yes.
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The ignorant don't know so they ask. The knowledgeable know and often won't answer. Who is more valuable ...the asker or unanswerer?
Knowledge is power. And power is wisely horded among those who wish to maintain their positions.
Ignorance may be bliss but it wont get you anywhere in life.
You may ask the knowledgeable for answers - but it is their whims which will decide what they will say and how much you will learn.
Those with knowledge gained this bounty by asking - you have to be quizzical if you want to learn.
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Do you ever answer a question defensively because you see yourself in it?
I think I have at times although I can't recall exact instances of doing so.
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French is the language of love,German is the language of hate. English is the language of....?
.....Weird little people who needed the Romans and Viking occupations to civilize them.
But I love my British friends and colleges.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DnuoGOo3Bew
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What was John McCain's highest rank in the Navy?
Enemy Ace.
Remember he lost 5 planes - and 5 planes downed makes you an Ace.
"A flying ace or fighter ace is a military aviator credited with shooting down several enemy aircraft during aerial combat. The actual number of air victories required to officially qualify as an "ace" has varied, but is usually considered to be five or more".
Wikipedia.
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What is the controversy over President Obama's birth certificate?
None:
http://www.fightthesmears.com/articles/5/birthcertificate
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Why can't obama validate he is constitutionally eligible to be President by producing a "Birth Certificate" Won't the door always be open to question and challenge the legitimacy of his actions and have dire consequences of those actions till he does?
Here's his birth certificate:
http://www.fightthesmears.com/articles/5/birthcertificate
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Why bother tackling America's real problems when you can stoke paranoid delusions over Obama's birth certificate?
You mean this?
http://www.fightthesmears.com/articles/5/birthcertificate
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Where is Barack Obama's official birth certificate?
here:
http://www.fightthesmears.com/articles/5/birthcertificate
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Is Obama's birth certificate sealed?
Here it is;
http://www.fightthesmears.com/articles/5/birthcertificate
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Trump is running for prez. He now wants to see Obama's birth certificate. Trump? Yep! Trump! So is this billionaire desperate or what?
He's an idiot for sure. And I just lost any interest I had in him as a candidate.
Here's the Presidents Birth Certificate:
http://www.fightthesmears.com/articles/5/birthcertificate
Only a moron would deny the evidence of their own eyes.
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As a Christian what is the best way to reach others so they will turn to Jesus?
As an atheist I will tell you what might work and what will never work.
These ways will never work:
Bible quotes: The bible means nothing to a non believer - do not quote directly from it.
Yelling: An instant turn off - non believers will think your a screaming idiot and ignore you.
Bad answers / illogical answers: Forget telling anyone that the Universe and everything in it was made in...
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how can i tell my fiancee' i am pregnant??
In person and as soon as possible. And just say your pregnant.
The simplest ways are best.
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What does the "I" in iPhone/iPod/iPad/iOS/iTunes stand for?
Idiot.
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is there another great depression in the future?
Yes.
That's a normal part of the economic cycle. When it will happen next is a matter of conjecture.
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Could someone hack my Answerbag account?
Yes - the system they have here offers no real security.
Of course - what would be gained by hacking an Answer bag account? Just a bit of aggravation to a member?
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If you died, and in the afterlife you found out that all your religious/spiritual beliefs were an absolute lie, what would you do?
I'd say, " I made another wrong call - ow well...", and I would try to make amends as best as possible.
What else could one do?
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I strongly believe we should call our troops back from Libya and no country should put troops on land...your thoughts ?
We have no troops in Libya and the mission to protect the natives is in the process of being re-assigned to other nations.
And of course - this is a UN mandated operation - so the UN support you seek is already there.
Frankly I think the whole thing is a waste of time - but we will see.
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How much money a year does one school spend (not the entire nation, just one school) on giving students free lunch?
That would vary greatly from school to school and state to state.
Consider - a small rural school with few students would have a greatly different total expenditure then a large urban school with many students.
Define your parameters then look for something in that regions educational budget.
If it's your local school for example then try calling and ask them the amount - you have a right to...
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Are you good at getting through bureaucracy?
At work I can sail through it - but with my home life I suck at it.
It's the position and title you see - once I'm off duty I'm just another smuck in a tract house.
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While,we sit here on AB another murder is happening,is our enviroment in the U.S. any safer/secure than any of the 3rd world countries.
Your a bit cryptic here - but in general the American environment is only marginally safer than one in a third world country.
And if your referring to Japan with your question then it is not a "third world nation" but it is a modern industrial society with great skills in science and technology - many of which surpass our own and a well educated and environmentally friendly population.
The...
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Game suggestions
I seldom play PC games. But I have enjoyed these occasionally over the years.
Penguins. Help the penguins escape from the zoo.
Civilization 2 . A classic mouse clicker.
Jungo! A flip the stones against the clock game - similar to Bejeweled.
Bejeweled. I'm sure you know this one.
Polar Bowler. A fun time waster.
For relaxation I prefer playing the PS3 - since I work with a computer...
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Nikola Tesla invented a "Death Ray" that could've ended war. Why didn't anyone want it?Does Russia have it now?Does China? Does the US?
Tesla was a bit flamboyant in his latter years - he was prone to boasting about phantom projects he was working on to a gullible but accommodating press.
He neither build or designed a "death ray", he theorized that such a thing might be possible and the press ran with it.
Tesla went from being a genius in his youth to a kook in his old age. he became a doddering old crank who fed pigeons...
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Tax-loving business-hating libs: Will you be happy if Caterpillar leaves Obama's Illinois and takes 23,000 jobs with them?
Why would anyone like that?
Thank god your madness isn't contagious!
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Have you noticed how questions on religion and atheism get the most answers and comments on here
They are the most fun to answer - you don't need facts to answer them - just a strong opinion.
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Should the Republican Party nominate Glenn Blaylock for President in 2012? :-)
Nah - Palin is the way to go!
Let's bury this tired old country once and for all!
She would be the best President this nation ever had - for the 13 or 14 months she does the job before quitting....
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Who do you find attractive amoungst the AB'ers?
I'm a raving beauty myself.......or is it that I'm just raving?
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How did John McCain's GPA compare to that of Obama's?
Johnny: He went to the Naval Academy. If you want to compare the Naval Academy to Harvard, the average SAT score for incoming students at Harvard is 1500, the average at the Naval Academy is 1200. The Naval Academy suggests you be in the top 20% of your high school class, Harvard requires a higher high school class ranking.
Students at the Naval Academy are required to get a nomination from...
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What is your opinion on people who "dumpster dive" for food?
It's better than starving isn't it?
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In Aerospace I Heard of "Range Safety" Options, Should Nuclear Power Plants Have Some of These Built-In?
Range safety - isn't that where they blow up a missile if it goes off course?
That would be a bad idea when it comes to nuclear power plants wouldn't it?l
blowing them up in case of a malfunction?
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"Grill your own steak" restaurant, need a system for charging when customer chooses entree from meat case. Any suggestions?
By the pound.
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Do you buy things from garage/yard/rummage sales?
Occasionally.
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I received a traffice violation ticket but the officer forgot to ask me to sighn it. Is this grounds for dismissal?
It can be - check with a lawyer.
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so you want friends ? Are you a real friend ? how ?
I am tangible - I exist in time and space - I am a human animal born and raised on this planet.
I'm about as real as you can get - and I'm friendly enough.
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Why is my ex still driving by my house & sending me bogus txt messages while his new gf is announcing there wedding date on fb?
He sounds dangerous - demand that he stop doing this or that your going to sick the cops on him.
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What is God looking for ?
Gigot?
How about a purpose - something to do.
What else is there for a self creating space creature to do? Nothing existed when he made himself - so he had to make all his play toys as he went along.
He is looking for a way to relieve His boredom - that is if you believe in him in the first place.
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Whats your million dollar idea?
That we pass a law where everything our government buys, ( with a few necessary exceptions ), be made domestically.
No imported cars, computers, rugs, hats, shoes, tires, steel, paper, or anything else.
This would be a boon to domestic manufactures and the American workers.
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Please tell me how I can fuck my male dog.
Better than that - let me tell you how you can f*ck yourself!
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What is something you learned from movies?
A long, long time ago - in a galaxy far, far away the right wingers sure gave left wingers a hard time for awhile - but eventually the good guys won.
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What is your take on New Age spirituality?
New nonsense or old nonsense - it's all cool with me.
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Senator Kent Conrad (D-ND) has proposed a tax on your cars mileage. What are the pros and cons of this sort of tax?
No pro's - all cons.
This has to be the stupidest idea that anyone has ever come up with.
How would you sell it? Cab drivers to pay off the national debt? Truckers to fund the war in Afghanistan? Pizza delivery men to fund NASA ?
The guy is brain dead - pure and simple.
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Who is the goddamn batman?
Adam West.
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Who is the king of cool?
Sinatra.
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anyone want to console me? i just got rejected by all the universities i applied to.
It's for the best - UCLA at Berkly is pining for you.
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What wouldn't you be caught dead wearing?
A live shark.
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The only time I don't feel alone is when...
I'm alone.
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Should I be upset if my boyfriend is flirting and having sexually heated conversations with girls online?
Not really. Talking garbage is one thing - actually cheating on someone is another.
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Elvis Presley or Roy Orbison?
Roy.
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Where is the line between cults and religions?
The size.
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Do you seek Wisdom?
Not around here I don't.
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what happends if sand gets into my waterproof cast?
Your limb will explode.
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Is the Poisonous Nature of Plutonium of Any Concern?
Not to me - but I only hoard unprocessed Uranium.
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HOW MANY CLOCKS, WATCHS, AND CHRONOMETERS ARE NECESSARY FOR A FAMILY?
36 to 3,185, depending upon the size of the household and how much air pressure is in their car tires.
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What are some arguments for or against horse slaughter for meat?
Against: The bible says your not to eat cloven hoofed animals.
For: It lowers the domestic horse population and removes animals that are unwanted, old, and unnecessary. It provides jobs for the slaughterhouses, food for the table and animal consumption.
It's better to eat unwanted horses then to let them die from starvation and neglect.
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Who are all these people?
They are expendable.
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Why don't Muslims want us to see the movie Jerusalem Countdown?
They want all the good seats for themselves.
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Will we ever see low gas prices again or is that asking for too much?
It's asking too much.......sorry.
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Is the Bible a divinely inspired collection of documents or a book written by men?
It's a work of fiction that was created by different men at various times and places.
That it mentions actual historic events means nothing - a novel like Catch 22 uses World War 2 in Italy as a background but the people and many of the events described in it are totally fictitious.
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Palin attacks Mrs. Obama's support of breastfeeding. Did you know she was for it before she was against it?
What moron would be against breast feeding? That's the way your supposed to feed a baby!
She is mad - quite mad.
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AZ GOP approves tax cut proposal for those making $100k a year leaving most AZ citizens paying more. What do you think of the tax raise?
That's just "business as usual" for the GOP. Support the rich by screwing the poor.
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Obama: "We think GE has something to teach businesses all across America". Including how to pay $0 taxes on $14 billion profit?
Why bug the President about this? American businesses already know the tax loopholes - if they don't then they need to get some new accountants.
To avoid paying a tax is quite legal - we all do it. So the real question is - what is the point of YOUR question?
If you have a problem with the tax code then you should aim your venom at the IRS and not GE or the President. A smart person would...
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Why are some people, who question and/or criticize Obama's way of governing, labeld as "racists"? Is he above criticism?
No he isn't - I criticize the man all the time.
A few might call criticism of Obama "raciest" - but I think you here this argument more from those who oppose the president then from those who support him or are neutral l about him.
Very seldom have I herd an Obama supporter call an Obama detractor a racist - yet I have heard many Obama detractors make the claim that they have been labeled...
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Is it alright for Alan Gribbin to revise "adventures of huckleberry finn" and "tom sawyer" books?
Moronic.
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What do you think of people who never give up?
They can be most annoying at times.
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Why do people discriminate against hearing impaired people and treat them like crap??
Do they? or is it that some do and others don't?
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In your opinion, what really matters in life?
The act of living a life.
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The inanity of religion
Religion means different things to different people. my advice to you is to stop worrying about what other people do and just let other folks do their own thing.
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You only get one_________________________
..tanker Max - now drive it to "paradise" and don't let Lord Humongous & Weiss give you too much trouble.
By the way - where did the "feral kid" get off to?
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Do rocks/mountains have life?
Not as we describe life - but it's possible that they live in a way outside our limited frames of reference.
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Why do men lie so much?
Do we?
Perhaps you associate with the wrong sort of men - i seldom live myself and I never lie about important things.
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We are all made up of many different parts...some of which don't seem to fit together very well. Isn't that what makes us unique?
You bet it is.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KzepWL73NTg
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Do other languages have a "pig latin" variant?
There is "Swine Spanish" of course - and "Boars Belgium". And let's not forget the "Shoat Swedish" .
I think there is a "Razorback Rumanian" as well - and a "Porcine Filipino " is a distinct possibility.
I hope that helps some.....
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You answerbag administrators really suck!
Actually I think they do a pretty good job.
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Any reason why I should not cry tonight?
Not particularly. Go ahead and cry if you like.
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Which is the oldest organised religion existing in the world and how old is it?
Sun or animal worship most likely.
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Isnt God irresistible?
It doesn't seem to be working out that way.
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Would you perfer God? Or would you settle for satan...
Luckily for me I don't have to choose between these two fictitious personages.
I choose free will. Your welcome to choose whatever you like.
Peace.
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On the answer to many questions, why is it that so many people disbelieve in God?
Why should they believe in something that they can neither see, hear, touch, or taste - and can't be proven to exist by practical or scientific methods?
It would seem to me the real question is why are there so many people who believe in god?
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what's a really good song?
We'll Meet Again - Vera Lynn
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cHcunREYzNY
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wxrWz9XVvls&feature=related
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I will not Marry you now or ever because you have deceived me right from the start.
Cool.
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What people do you refuse to coexist with?
Hungry cannibals.
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Are republicans creating the "death panels" they so cavalierly accused democrats of doing?
Dead people don't collect Social Security or use Medicare.
By the way - where are all those "death panels" anyway? Could they have been like Bush's "Weapons of mass destruction" and be nothing more than a total myth?
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One of Obama's biggest supporters..General Electric...NO TAXES PAID for 2010 though they made BILLIONS. Where's the liberal outrage?
General Electric used legitimate tax loopholes to lower it's taxes - just like we all do.
Perhaps we should close those tax loopholes - so GE pays it's fair share of taxes?
Where is the liberal outrage? It's tempered with the facts of the situation as always - we "liberals" try not to freak out over things that are legal and that we have no control over.
Let's see who GE donated money too...
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Why do liberals stand up and cheer as US flags and Bibles are burned, but pitch a hysterical fit if someone burns a koran?
This is a question for the "dogs" category huh?
Well it fits - because it's a "dog" of a question.
I know of no "liberals" who cheer when flags or bibles are burned - none - Nada.
And book burning is something that nationalistic or ultra conservative moments do - I've never herd of a "liberal" book or flag burning.
You better check the milk you used for your morning corn flakes - I...
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Those who talk about Newt Gingrich say he is brilliant,Dems included. He seems like an ordinary politician to me. Where does he hide it?
I think newt is an opportunist, a lying politician and a failure as a human being.
And he show it in every thing he does.
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Will a marriage woukout between a guy with very high morals and a woman who has had none or will it end up in complete failure?
Most people who profess high moral standards in actuality have very flexible ones and are just intolerant of lax standards in others.
I see a relationship doomed to fail here.
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We need to talk about your habit of procrastination. Is now a good time?
Take a number - and we'll get back to you.
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Is going to my boyfriends house, leaving a breakup note and song on the computer and his house key a good way to break up with him?
No.
Don't be a coward and confront him face to face.
The breakup will be better for the both of you if you do.
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I need a liberal to explain to me something. When you say tax brakes for companies that ship jobs overseas what tax brakes are those?
There is indeed a tax break for US-based multinational corporations to locate operations overseas..
American multinationals can defer U.S. taxes indefinitely as long as profits are held in a foreign subsidiary. Taxes are only due when the money is returned to the U.S. parent corporation. The result is like an IRA for multinationals’ foreign investments: foreign profits accumulate tax-free....
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What is the funny beep on radio just before network news?
An alert signal.
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Have you yet to find the right direction in life?
You use your moral compass as a guide.
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what are the roles of government in provision of services in the society
They are whatever the people decide for them to be.
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Do you believe in life after birth?
I could happen I suppose - science is unclear on this fact.
However - self creating space aliens can manufacture and populate universes with just a mere thought - and we don't need "science" to tell us that answer - only belief.
Well whatever - never mind.
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Rebecca Black or Justin Bieber?
For what - target practice?
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Do you work with, socialize with, or live near any wackjobs?
My life is an endless parade of dealing with whack-jobs....and I love it!
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Yesterday several workers were rushed to the hospital due to exposure to radioactive material 10,000 times more than safe. How does it end?
The hospital locks it's doors and says we've had enough of you radioactive freaks - go pester somebody else.
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what comes to your mind when you think about drugs ?
Asprin.
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WHY IS NETFLIX NOT WORKING?!?!?!?! >:(
There service has been erratic lately hasn't it?
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Now that NATO is taking over/in charge in Libya are we happier with Obama or less?
He kept his word again.
No doubt that is going to piss off a few people on the right.
I'm about as pleased with him as I've always been.
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GOD DAMN THESE KIDS NEED TO GET OFF MY FUCKING LAWN! PULL UP YOUR DAMN PANTS U FUCKING WIGER!!!!
Temper - temper! Nobody likes a cranky old coot.
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I belive in God, i go to church but i have doubts. what do i do??
You do some research into your religion and the alternatives to it.
Once you came been well informed then you should be able to make up your mind on the subject.
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Why's Obama bombing Libya?
To save lives supposedly.
Actually bombing things is Americas answer to almost everything.
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Did you hear there was a black man spotted trying doors at the white house trying to get into the oval office?
For some reason your question reminded me of this song....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3mbBbFH9fAg
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Is Newt Gingrich confused? 3/8/11"Exercise a no-fly zone" 3/23/11"I would not have intervened" For it before he was against it?
Newt has problems with lots of things - I call him "Newt the balloon because he just floats by on any stray wind that takes him.
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How do I get rid of inlaws nicely?
Tie some pretty bows on your shotgun and say "please" when you force then out.
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Millions of Fish Found dead along the South Bay coastline, Redondo Marina, along Santa Monica beaches. Natural?
Yup.
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Should the Island of Japan be abandoned ?
Why? What do you plan to do with all those Japanese?
If they move out - I'm moving in.
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Should I leave my partner and her child?
If you want to make other people happy then you have to be happy yourself.
Take care of your own problems first.
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There is a lotta good stuff in life...wonderful even. Also some that is not so hot. What do you focus on?
A bit of both.
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Does guilt motivate, or stagnate you, generally speaking?
Motivate.
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What do you think life will be like in 3011?
Have you ever seen pictures of the surface of the noon? That's what it will be like.
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Have you heard about companies asking/demanding your password for you facebook accounts as part of the job application?.
I'd just tell them to go to hell.
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What makes u live in this world........... i mean what's ur inspiration to fight.......
I live in this world because there's no place else to go - and I fight to keep me and my family alive.
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Is religion based off fear? Or just a way to explain our existence?
For some it's fear - but i think the rest find comfort in the idea of something stable and comforting in life.
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I argue with my girlfriend and get jealous alot the relationship is heaven and hell what do i do?
She's changing you and acting "clinging", and of course you resent that.
Talk it out - IN PERSON - between you and her. Better communication is what you need - the both of you need to be honest with each other.
It may be that you two aren't right for each other - that happens quite often....just discuss your concerns openly with her and see what happens.
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Is the act of preventing suicide a dying art?
A nice play on words. No - it's "alive" and well.
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I want to kill people. what does that say about me?
Your a natural for the military - go join up.
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My school going son is interested to learn drums. But I am afraid that whether it will affect his studies. So, how to proceed with this?
Music is a part of a well rounded education - don't worry about it.
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Fellow Bagger Komatsu is from Fukushima Japan, will you join me to send our best wishes to her,and the other folk in that area?
Best wishes to you and yours my Japanese friend.
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What is the loop in back of men's shirts for? (cloth loop)
To hang it up.
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What's the point of imprisoning the 5 Somali pirate in US prisons?
It's better than letting criminals run free isn't it?
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Should go to Nashville and establish connections with major music labels or stay at my rec. studio and write up an business investment plan?
Follow your dreams.
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What would you do if you were stuck in a lift for 41 hours?
Wait.
This happened several times at a company I worked for years ago.
Once it was 45 minutes.
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How many artists do you know personally who can survive on the income them make from art?
Maybe a dozen if that. I'm not a big "arty" person.
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Does the President have power under the Constitution to unilaterally authorize a military attack when there is no threat to the nation?
Yes.
Presidents have been doing this since LBJ and before - and no - I don't much care for it.
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I've been married or 5 years have never masturbated found out my husband masturbates to my magazines how should I react to this?
Ignore it.
So long as your the only REAL woman in his life nobody is being harmed here.
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What is your favourite World War Two movie?
1. Kellys Heroes.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kelly%27s_Heroes
2. Das Boot..
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Das_Boot
3. Hell is for hero's.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hell_Is_for_Heroes_%28film%29
4. Catch 22.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Catch-22_%28film%29
5. Play Dirty.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Play_Dirty
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Hello there my sister is 18 and shes always trying to fuck my friends and she even comes onto the pizza guy hes a packi any help.
A "Packi" huh? My god you do have problems don't you?
You could lock her away in a tall tower somewhere - or you could confront her and ask her not to be so much of a slut.
And keep her away from these "Packi" persons - some of that vile foreignness might rub off on her.
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on AB how many alerts do you have?
Not many - 25 or 30 a day perhaps.
I'm selective in what questions I answer - maybe 10 a day if that.
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How do I refrain from giving my boyfriend head?
You just don't go "down" on him.
Oral sex IS sex. Just ask Bill Clinton.
Your giving yourself away young lady - your acting very cheap.....perhaps you should raise your standards a bit - or your boyfriend is just going to keep using you as his masturbation toy.
Have some respect for yourself.
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Obama's & fly. EXAMPLE is taking advantage of power and at tax payers expense....yeah or nay
Nay.
This is normal and expected behavior for a President of the United States in the Modern era.
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Which country is Japan going to collide with? Shouldn't that country be evacuated?
Countries don't collide - worlds collide.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VXeT-yHNcFI&feature=related
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Should I tell my parents that my best friends is actualy my boyfriend? We'v bin together for 3 & half years & live together now.
You should tell them because eventually they will find out on their own and they will loose respect for you.
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What are your faults and weaknesses??
If I told you then you would have something that you could possibly use against me.
Ask another question.
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What have Armenians common with Jews?
They are human beings.
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A US F-15E crashes in northeast Libya after experiencing "equipment malfunction", do you believe that?
Yes I do - what caused the "equipment" to malfunction is another story.
The F 15 is no longer a "state of the art" aircraft. And they have always had structural issues associated with them.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_F-15_losses
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Isnt modern music an offense to your intelligence ? It makes me sick...
Music is about the only real "sacred" thing we have,
Modern music is no exception to this rule.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WljMdqs1dvg
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wMWmTPPUQdU
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TaFvitDHMag
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mI7Naj68-7k&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bcNKOlAZeLw
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v8qtDvEE_TY&feature=related
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If you play a country music song backward, what do you get back that you had lost?
Here's your answer.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s8aSpdxUJIs&feature=related
A bonus answer for a possible future question...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PYiWgsmxOTo&feature=related
Enjoy.
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Why is Russia, China, Brazil, Germany and India opposed to no-fly zone over Libya?
Various reasons - the simple answer is that they are friendly to Libya.
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Was it worth your hard work in the end??
For my own self respect and comfort? Well of course it was.
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Do you see the signs?
Indeed - there are signs everywhere.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D59ZWa8ehgI
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Do you think we should cut funding from education, when we spend more than triple the amount of any other nation on our military?
Madness isn't it?
The following is a table of the top 15 countries with the highest military expenditure for 2009 published in the Stockholm International Peace Research Institute (SIPRI) Yearbook 2010 using current market exchange rates in current (2009) US dollars.[4]
Rank↓ Country↓ 2009 Spending ($ b.)↓ Share of 2008 GDP (%)↓ World Share (%)↓
— World Total...
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I had a dream that a cat attacked me. Does this dream have any meaning?
My cats attack me all the time, ( the filthy little beggars,). That's why I'm a dog person.
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Do you believe in second British Empire?
I like England and all my British friends but her days of empire are far behind her.
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Since the Book of Mormon says that Jesus hears and answers our prayers, why do some Mormons refuse to pray to him? [Alma 9:26]
Maybe it's because they have nothing to pray for. Why waste Jesus time with unnecessary prayers?
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Who do you think God is?
A figment of man's imagination.
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Pick a religion, i just wanna see what the results are. If you choose "other" please tell what you are.
Volcano god worship. I like the part about throwing the naked virgins into the lava....
I'm an atheist.
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What is the atheist's biggest objection to the concept of "God"?
Lack of evidence to support the idea that there is a god.
And frankly I don't care who believes or doesn't believe in the gods.....that's their business and not mine.
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Is the earthquake in Japan a warning from God?
If it was then god is a mass murder.
Which according to the bible he's very good at.
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it's my 4 year anniversary with my boyfriend thats coming up, what to do. any ideas?
Have a roll in bed with honey.
But make sure you use protection.
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I think the best rule ever created is The Golden Rule. ?Do unto others as you would have them do unto you." Which rule is best for you?
The Golden Rule: He who has the gold - makes the rules.
My personal "rule" is this - live and let live.
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Is there an afterlife?
Perhaps...but not likely.
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You are a member of---?
..the human race.
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Name me good classic song from the old days
Mammy. Al Jolson.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=24sB2hxrU3g
Here's a song for today.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=24sB2hxrU3g
Now for laughs...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cqoWOX4KfJA&feature=related
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i lost my wife .. (cancer ) i forfit my life
goodbyE AB...... luv u aLL.
Your loved dude - now pull yourself together and make us proud of you.
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On 9/10/2001, Rumsfeld said DoD could not account for $2.3 trillion; plane hit DoD’s 1st floor accounting offices. Coincidence?
Very Interesting......
Did the old bastard ever account for the missing money?
Betcha he didn't.......
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best camera you recommend?
A Polaroid Swinger. It's more than a camera - it's almost alive!
My Sister had one.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h7k2uwJmwxo
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j2m6W-5oHZo&NR=1
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Polaroid_Swinger
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Do you concur fully?
No - in fact I completely oppose you in this matter.
Anyway - I thought you were committing suicide on us...but it must have been a misprint.
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Would you join me in wishing our very own AG ( anonymousgirl ) a Very Happy Happy Birthday ?
Why not?
Happy day of remembrance of your whole birth-day thingamajig dearie!
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does having a mental illness exclude you from paying child support?
No.
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Have you ever heard of a mass internet suicide?
Yes - just now in fact. Thank you.
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What is your view on religion?
If you are an Atheist, state your reason for what you think. If you are christian, ect
Please don't start arguing between one another, Just post a RESPONSE (not a rebuttal) as a comment (NO FLAMING)
It's not one of man's better ideas.
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Who was Beethoven?
A big dog in a few Charles Grodin movies.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beethoven_%28film%29
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Why we dont have that love for truth , art and philosophy as we had in the 19th century?
Because we have become a nation of ignorant boobs.
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The Mayan calendar ends in 2012, but the calendar on my cell phone ends in 2098. How do I know which date constitutes the end of the world?
The world ends when I die - if it doesn't then you can have it as my goodby gift to you.
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what is the meaning of 14
2 sevens mating?
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For about thirty years after WWII America lead the world in science and technology. How did we so quickly lose that lead?
Every dog has his day - and that goes for countries too.
We grew complacent - then we grew lazy - and now we've grown ignorant.
Remember - Britain dominated the world for centuries - now look at them.
It's the fate of all once great nations - you rise - then you fall.
Kismet.... One day your the cock of the walk - and the next day your a feather duster.
And so it goes........
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i lost my wife .. (cancer ) i forfit my life
goodbyE AB...... luv u aLL.
Forfeit your life another day - or better yet wait till the grim reaper is ready for you.
Everyone here is going to die someday - and nobody can't avoid it - so just wait your turn like the rest of us.
Nobody likes a person who "cuts in line" - especially the Reapers - you see it louses up their schedule and their liable to dump your butt off in the closest afterlife available.
I'm sorry...
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Is the democratic party self-destructing?
There is no "illegal" war going on here as there ....Libya supplies very little oil to the world while Iraq had the worlds second largest known oil reserves, ( a massive difference ). I know of no "Democrats" liberal or otherwise who are pissed off about the life saving mission going on in Libya, ( a few talking heads in DC might be pissed - nobody I work with or know seems to give a fig about...
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My boyfriend has no time for me, what should i do?
Then dump him and find a new boyfriend.
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Is there a sites where I can submit my fictional incest stories???
I'm sure there is - but I wouldn't know them.
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Can I ask what your opinion is of my boyfriend's website?
Go ahead and ask....
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2003 Chevy Monte Carlo SS vs 2004 Pontiac Grand Am GT Coupe
Chevy. Pontiac had the reputation of building the worst cars in all the divisions of GM. And the modern Grand Am series has the reputation of being a pretty lousy car.
You will love the Monte - my sister drives an 06, it's fast and comfortable.,
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Should you set that crown down on the ground?
Never!
"Once more into the breech!".
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generally, why don't republicans like progressivism?
Fear of the unknown. They are nostalgic for a past that never was - and a few of them have a persecution complex.
Other than that they are the same as the rest of us - what they forget is progress is going to happen whether you want it to or not - and that people and things evolve - and if they stop evolving then they die.
It's better to shape change into something you like then to deny...
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Libs: I suppose you totally approve of missile-lobbing now that it is one of your own, B. Hussein Obama, who ordered it done?
Your funny.
What really makes you think that there is any difference between the 2 major US political parties? There both 2 sides to the same coin.
Being a "liberal" denotes an ideology - not a political affiliation. Politically Obama is a centrist - he's not "liberal" on anything except a few social issues.
You'll catch on one of these days - just give it time.
Until then - keep...
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One celebrity you would like to see run for president would be?
Charlie Sheen - he has the right ego for the job.
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Why did the united nations do nothing to help rwandan's during the genocide in 94.
Those involved with it were black and poor and had nothing worth wile for the western nations to steal.
Nuff said.
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The UN has stiffened sanctions against Iran for purportedly seeking to build nuclear weapons. Any plan to sanction Israel for having them?
Ha! Your jesting aren't you?
"....Although no official statistics exist, it has been estimated that Israel possesses 75-400 nuclear weapons, including thermonuclear weapons in the megaton range. Delivery mechanisms include Jericho intercontinental ballistic missiles, with a range of 11,500 km. Additionally, Israel is believed to have an offshore nuclear second-strike capability, using...
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isn't it ironic that people who swear aliens are real, absolutely refuse to even consider the idea that god exists?
God just might exist - and so might space aliens
Of what use are unknown and unseen space aliens? Not much.
The same can be said of an invisible god.
By the way - if god is real - then he / she / or it is a "space alien"....because this god person self created itself when 'space" was all there was. No planets, no stars, and definitely no people.
For some of us "space aliens" really do...
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signs of a unhappy person
Imagine an old man dressed as a monk carrying a placard reading " The end is nigh.".
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how do you feel when you are naked?
Liberated.
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Do you believe the world will end on December 21, 2012?
I'm still working on the world ending back in 2000....please don't hassle me with another arbitrary date to remember.
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Why are young white women are blindfolded during interracial sex with black men?
It's just a fad. When they are with Asian men they wear a Fez..
By the way - you need a new hobby.
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What does it mean to have people skills?
That you are clueless and virtually unemployable.
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I have been the victim of computer hacking and theft. Can you please advise me what I should do?
Report them and safeguard your computer.
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I use to see God when I took acid, but now I can't .. why?
He works in mysterious and often pointless ways....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6RT6rL2UroE
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Which religion doesnt make the most of sense? why?
Any of them.
Once you start talking about "an invisible man in the sky" you've lost me.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6RT6rL2UroE
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Is Nostradamus dead?
No - he's just very - very calm.
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2 Jack daniels, 1 million dollar bed, and 8 women. where does this lead you?
The Kennedy compound?
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Do you think the whole thing is out of hand?
Unfortunately no - it's altogether too much "in hand" - and if were not lucky it will take the rest of the arm as well, doom awaits us all!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xwhBRJStz7w
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Do guys like girls who are thicker?
You sound like a beauty to me.
A full figured woman is a sexy woman.
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what does it feel like to kill another human
Icky.
Avoid it at all costs.
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Is it to soon?
Your a bit young to be thinking about sex - but that aside let's think about a few things first.
Your the best of friends right now - sex can complicate a relationship big time. You may become a fantastic couple - or you may be placing demands on one another that one of you can't handle.
You feel this way - does she? Are you ready after only one date to "hop in the sack" with her? Is that...
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When is it appropriate to bang your head on the wall?
When you need to drive in a nail and you can't find your hammer.
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Is this normal for a 15 year old?
Nope - your normal - it's just that your the kind of "normal" that you think you want to be.
I was in your shoes at your age - and look at me now - I'm still wearing the same shoes!
Go out and make some changes - getting off your duff is the first step - as Yoda said "You do not try - that is why you fail".
This could have been my theme song at 15 - but I had to wait until I was 22...
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When bodies start to return from Libya, do you expect the press to give us a running count of the dead and demand to be able to show...
I would certainly hope so - that's their job.
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What is your favorite love song?
Cry me a river. By Julie London.
Sad but beautiful.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ByUOFV5TusE
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i was wondering if i should start smoking and why tell me ur stories? and no negative comments on why i shouldnt
Go ahead - it's your life.
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Who would you like to see pose in the next issue of Playboy?
Keith Richards.
That should kill the magazine once and for all.
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What is the largest object you own?
The land my house sits on.
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Favorite line from the film "Rain Man"? Mine is V-E-R-N V-E-R-N
"I'm a good driver......".
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Probability Help NEEDED PLEASE
They never get that far - Moe comes in and demands that they quit screwing around and to help him bury Shemp, And many accidents and pratfalls take place.
Poor Shemp - we hardly knew ye!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shemp
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Does he like he?
Yes - but most likely he's gay.
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R.I.P. NATE DOGG
Who doesn't die?
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Women get PMS. What do men get?
The short end of the stick.
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It is March 20 2011. A couple days ago they upgraded the nuclear disaster in Japan to level 3. What is the current condition of the plant?
Better.
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What was your most expensive meal ever?
Some damn French restaurant in Soho - don't ask for more details because I'm trying to forget it.
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How do you personally get the creative juices flowing?
I keep a "squeezer" in my desk drawer.
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im bored, what should i do?
Get back into your mind and stop being bored.
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Word association game: Ice-cream
Methylcellulose.
It's a common food additive in low price Ice cream.
Another common additive is locust bean gum.
Bon Appétit
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How would you respond to someone who usually greets you with: "Hi, how the hell are you?"
I'd respond - "You don't want to f*cking know..".
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Utah designated an official state handgun(John M. Browning-designed M1911 pistol), what should your states official handgun be?
An Uzi,
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Utah designated an official state handgun(John M. Browning-designed M1911 pistol), what should your states official handgun be?
An Uzi,
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i have an abnormal rib, its very small and probably useless, but sometimes it becomes sore when ive been lying down a lot, what can i do??
Have it removed and surprise your dogie with a treat!
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How often do you think of the terrorist attacks of 9/11?
Only when people mention it.
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Why do you taunt me with your success and confidence?
Sorry - I didn't mean to.
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Would you do Lady Gaga?
I'd sell her a car or a house - that's about it.
She doesn't impress me much.
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Should enemy combatants be entitled to Geneva Convention Protection?
Yes.
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President Obama's limited air strikes against Libya. The right move to make?
Yes and no - I say let the Europeans take the lead here.
Frankly we have more justification to attack Libya then we ever had for the second gulf war....but I doubt if these airstrikes will accomplish anything worthwhile.
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Are we our brother's keeper?
We are our brothers keeper in many regards - but we aren't a substitute for his parents.
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Should abortion be granted for rape victims? if u are anti abortion why not?
If they are over 18 then that's their choice.
If they are under 18 the family should help the victim decide the best course of action to do - but mainly it's the victims decision as to what she wants to do.
Ultimately it's for the victim to decide.
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Who loves The Denver Broncos?
I love Denver - and I like wild horses - but the Broncos football franchise I have no use for.
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My boyfriend lives in florida and i live in kentucky. He wants me to move down ther with him.
If your over 18 and have graduated from High school then I see no problem with that.
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Atheists: do you say utterances such as "Oh My God" and "Jesus Christ"?
Yes indeed I do.
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Is your life a 404 error?
My life is a Def con 1 disaster.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/DEFCON
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How do i lick a pussy for the first time?
Use your tong. And if it smells like c*ap then you need to turn her over.
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I'm asian and I have a big butt. Most black and hispanic are attracted to it, but most asians around me considered it as fat and gross .
Make the most of it then - and start hanging around more Blacks and Hispanics.
I'm a white European descended guy and I love a little "booty" on my baby.
Wear it with pride kid!
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Who is the best singer ever?
She was Jenny Lind.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jenny_Lind
He was Nat King Cole.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nat_King_Cole
Of those alive I would say this:
She is Enya
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Enya
He is Gordon Lightfoot
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gordon_Lightfoot
who is tied with
Roger Whittaker
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roger_Whittaker
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Why do people like giving horses and show dogs dumb names?
Dumb people do dumb things.
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Do you think FEAR is the number one reason for violence?
No - I think greed is.
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Am I the only person in the universe who has never heard of a TiVo?
He was the Yugoslavian dictator wasn't he?
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Who or what will your last thought be of before you die?
Screw this!
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Have you ever been to Ontario, Canada? If so, for what reason(s)? Do you like it here? If not, what could we change?
I love Ontario, ( it's mine to discover right?,). I'm there at least once a week.
But........
If you want to make it better then I suggest you move Ontario away from New York state to avoid the chance of contact contamination.
Yes - and keep the lousy "wetback" Americans out of Canada - or we will take your jobs and gobble up all your social services......I suggest building a big fence...
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What can we do to help Japan?
Buy a Play Station 3
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To whom reffed Kennedy's speech about "secret societies"? To Illuminati? Or what?
The kkk, John Birch, that sort of thing.
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Gadaffi orders ceasefire,Would you? http://web.orange.co.uk/article/news/libya_shuts_air_space_ahead_of_no_fly_action
Hell no - I'd cream those rebels once and for all.
If your going to be a dictator you don't screw around with half measures - Gaddafi is getting soft in his old age.
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Arianna Huffington doesn't pay her writers despite the fact that they earn her millions. Just another example of leftist hypocrisy?
They all sound like a bunch of losers - both her and her writers...so what of it? If they are dumb enough to work without pay then I say screw them...
Frankly I wish I could get a similar deal myself - a bunch of idiots working for me without pay....I think the old dame is pretty sharp myself - good for her I say.
And why is it that the media hasn't picked up on the story? Because it's...
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What is the liberal defense of card check? Shouldnt private voting be a principal upheld by "Progressives"?
Card checking is a "conservative" thing - after all what good conservative wants non citizens voting or citizens voting more than once?
To stop that you have to make them show id, and make sure that they are registered to vote.
A way around this would be to put the "mark of the beast" on people - but the religious minority in this country would throw a fit over that idea.....and so would I...
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What should I do to get in the best shape I can for the military?
Lay off the booze and the buts and do some exercise.
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I JUST GOT A CELL PONE, HOW DO I SEND A TEXT
With a fax machine.
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I have a tingling in my throat around my thyroid. Does this mean I am absorbing radiation? I live in California.
Yes indeed it does.
I suggest you remove the spent fuel rod from your pocket and dispose of it thoughtfully.
Then watch these videos and learn a bit about radiation and fallout.
http://www.archive.org/details/AboutFal1963
http://www.archive.org/details/Radiolog1961
http://www.archive.org/details/ConnieLyonRT__R__QM_RadiationSafety
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Why does Eminem rhyme the word 'gravity' EIGHT times in 'Lose Yourself'??? (Read decription)
Your math is a bit askew I think - that aside Eminem is a favorite of mine.
It's a good song however many times "Gravity" is mentioned.
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Do you feel that Spain's age of consent (13 years old) is too young?
If the Spaniards are happy with it then who am I to judge?
What works for Spain might not work here - or anyplace else for that matter...god knows I've heard of worse among some Pacific island people....so I guess I'm cool with it.
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If my girlfriend and me were in a slasher movie how would we be finished off?
The moose head above the fireplace falls and impales the both of you with it's horns.
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How do I make my feet not smell when I'm in the city?
Wrap them in plastic then encase them in cement.
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Why is waiting on God so difficult?
His watch is slow.
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What if we danced the night away?
It would be morning.
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What gives Nag Champa incense the fragrance it has?
Sun dried Nag's and cured Champa's.
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Am I a painting?
No - you are making an unholy mess with paint - and that is not painting.
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If I have a boner what should I do?
Get a cherry pie.
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Germans are best known for _________
Going to war and loosing.
We Germans never pick the right fight to fight - but we do make nice cars and cameras.
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I'm 15 have a fully loaded 40. pistol in my hand and no reason not to pull the trigger what do I do?
Blow your damn brains out - that will impress everyone with your stupidity and go to show what a heartless and unfeeling jerk you really are.
Really - end your life by shattering a dozen other peoples lives - impoverish your family with burial costs and multiple trips to the psychiatrist office. Make everyone loose one or more days pay so they can attend your stupid funeral. Punish all...
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Are we now on the brink of war with Libya?
I doubt it.
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I have $1 Billion to spend on helping the world... who/where/what should I spend it on?
Me.
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Has there ever been a story about you in the newspaper?
Yes there has been stories about me and no I don't care to share any of my story's.
Suffice it to say the stories were good ones.
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If you spent time with me in Ottawa, Ontario, Canada, what would you like to do?
Drive down to Toronto to the Air Canada Center and watch the Leafs kick the stuffing out of the Sabers.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fYsxfNgr5_M&feature=related
Then we can go to Hamilton and get a cup of coffee at the original Tim Horton's.
http://www.timhortons.com/ca/en/tools/a-coffee-all-our-own.html
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Is the dealer cost for a car the same as the car invoice?
True dealer cost averages out to be about 60% of the sticker price.
The "invoice" is pretty much a fictitious document - rarely do they reflect the actual cost of the vehicle.
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How much does love cost?
It varies by the quality, location, and time spent.
In NYC for example "love" costs on average about $ 50 per hour for your average hooker to $300 per hour for a quality call girl.
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I called an actor cute yesterday while i was on the train with my boyfriend,we didnt talk, now his not talking to me. what is his problem.
He sounds like an idiot - I'd dump him if I was you.
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Now it looks like Muammar Gaddafi will be the new Saddam Hussein. Do we have a problem with double letters in first and last names?
Names don't matter - color does.
"If their Brown - their going down!" should be the motto of America.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=77dDZOwt20E
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Belly piercing
What it means is you have done a foolish and utterly senseless thing.
But ignore me and go call the barbarian that mutilated you and see what he thinks.
And keep smiling!
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What is the most difficult part of assimilating into the American society today?
Choosing between joining the Ignorant half or the stupid half.
Choose wisely my friend!
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What 2 rules do you live your life by?
None - I play it entirely by ear.
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When you close your eyes and think of the world, what do you see?
I see a red door and I want it painted black.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8BhHTA6Gzn0&feature=related
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When do you know you're crazy?
When I keep coming back here again and again.
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Considering the commandment "Thou shalt not kill", why does God kill?
Humanity is, ( according to myth,), a science experiment.
A creator being made us and he wants us to evolve in a certain way along his preconceived guidelines. When humanity becomes to divergent from his preset plans he eliminates the divergent elements.
According to the Christian myth he has done this many times. The number at the end of each incident reflects the casualties occurring at...
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UN resolution for a no fly zone in libya passed. We have WAR people. What do you think of the latest middle east intervention?
Yawn! It's not a war - but then again when Regan bombed Libya back in the 80's that was an act of war.
Where there's oil - there's greed - and America as always is leading the pack.
Brown people beware! We're at it again!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Rlqjxst6xU&feature=related
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Do you think God still loves Lucifer?
Scholars are unsure who Lucifer was - let alone what his standing might have been with the almighty.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lucifer
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Non-believers: Is it just in GOD you don't believe--or is it the very concept of a deity? Just curious.
The concept. Of course the question of the invisible deity who self created himself and then made the universe is a pretty hard to take as well.
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Wouldn't it Be Nice to Take Some Pride In this Nation Again (See Below)?
The United States is a good country but it has lost it's way. Business have left for cheap labor and lower taxes elsewhere. Home grown fundamentalists preach hatred and try to destroy the machinery of government. Pointless wars and insane spending on the military along with criminal financial institutions have bankrupted our nation.
All that aside it's still a good country for all it's...
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Should Japan evacuate everyone there and sen them to U.S & other terrortories?
For what reason?
Never-mind - yeah sure - send them all to Hawaii - that way they can feel at home.
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If all Muslims are terrorists, are all Catholics pedophiles?
I actually know people who would agree with that remark.
Scary isn't it?
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Do Russians have "In Capitalist America" jokes?
Well here's some Russian jokes for you....nothing specifically "capitalist or American" in them.
A Frenchman, a German, and a Russian go on a safari and are trapped by cannibals. They are brought to the chief, who says, "We are going to eat you right now. But I am a civilized man, I studied human rights at the Patrice Lumumba University in Moscow, so I'll grant each of you a last request."...
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Do you wear your Kenya stripe Botas? They're the official shoe of Obama.
Is it a full moon tonight?
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_________ _________ _________ Dark Side, ___________ ___________ __________ Complete?
Fine with me pop - I'll join the Dark side with you now that my training is complete.
And the went forth and ruled the galaxy together as father and son - the end.
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I'm bored... What do you do when you get bored?
I start taking random gun shots at passing pedestrians.
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Does Buddhism believe in God?
Most Buddhists I know are spiritual - The Buddha however was a man and not divine.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Buddhism
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What do you think is the worst sin you can commit in life?
Simony - the selling of Holy orders.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Simony
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What was the ending point of World War 2?
When the last soldier surrendered.
http://www.cnmi-guide.com/history/ww2/5/
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What was the starting point of World War 2?
The treaty of Versailles. It laid the groundwork for the second war in Europe.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Treaty_of_Versailles
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How many questions can I ask about Hello Kitty before you kill me?
Too late - die.
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How can we see GOd?
LSD perhaps?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lysergic_acid_diethylamide
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The road to Hell is paved with ___________.
...idiots who thought they were going to heaven.
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Do you think Christ's vision has been fulfilled in last 2000 years?
No.
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What if democracy in America collapsed completely, and Hello Kitty became our dictator?
I'd rejoice!
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what is your veiw of the state of the united states?
A nice place full of weird people.
About the same as always.
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did u know that being a gangster is a sin?
No.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3aizblV26kM
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John Locke, Thomas Hobbes and Immanuel Kant died single. Did they remained virgin and had sexual relationships only with themselves ?
Possibly.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xQycQ8DABvc
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what should I do when the people of other countries hates the people of my country ? it hurts me !!
Have a beer and forget about it.
Remember - you can't please everyone - so you have to please yourself.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fxdiraVxwkI&feature=fvwrel
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Can an Atheist be excommunicated for supporting straight marriage?
Have you been eating bad peanuts again?
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Chococat or Hello Kitty?
Hello Kitty.
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whats the most impressive software you have ever seen or used on your computer.
Red star
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/technology/8604912.stm
http://www.hulu.com/watch/174695/dilbert-animated-cartoons-useless-software
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What can't you do?
I can't turn back time - nor can I predict the future.
What a bummer!
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Who is your favorite answerbag person ever??
More2Be - because he is as mad as a hatter and funny to boot.
No really - he's a great comic and I'm sure he's swell in real life. Thank you my friend for making my time here most enjoyable.
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Are you old enough to remember when you could get on board an airplane without someone sticking their finger up your butt?
I'm old enough to remember comfortable seats, free food, and smoking sections on planes.
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Who's your favorite 'bad guy' in the movies/TV? Any particular role stand out?
Angel eyes, ( Lee Van Cleef, ), The good, the bad, and the ugly.
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001812/
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Good,_the_Bad_and_the_Ugly
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What's the best advise for not being nervous on a first date
Get drunk beforehand.
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y does Barack Obama promote homosexuality?
Yes indeed he does - and he promotes the eating of children too.
But he likes kittens.
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y is there gay porn?It has to deal with Satan.
Yes there is gay porn - but your going to have to buy your own. I heard your buddy Satan uses these guys here:
ttp://www.thenewmagazinecity.com/categories-gay---lesbian.html
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Arent you glad Obama enjoys NCAA brackets, golf outings, and gatherings to watch basketball while the world has crises?
Yes I am.
I love baseball, poker, and dancing with my wife in good times or bad.
Most people have some sort of amusements you know - one of mine is baseball, the president likes his basketball and golf - you seem to like badmouthing the president and making a fool out of yourself in public - we all have our little ways to relieve the stresses of the day don't we?
Just because your wound too...
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Who is happier of the two........Man or animals ?
Animals I think.
Ignorance IS bliss you know.
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Is it socially acceptable for someone to stand up for themselves to an authority figure who has disrespected them?
Sometimes it is - and sometimes it isn't.
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Are atheists religion basher's?
No more than most people I think.
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Are some atheists obsessed with religion bashing?
Some are - most don't care what you believe in as it's none of their business anyway.
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What do Atheists want in their society?
Life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
The usual.
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Atheist's believe in no God and do they want this in their society...? (question for atheists)
Yeah we can pretty much do away with all that - of course if somebody still wanted it they could go and do it.
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What do Atheist's do on Christmas eve? Does Christmas season offend Atheists?
I'm an atheist and I love Christmas.
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UTube has a guy that uses a preasure washer to power a waterwheel conected to generator to produce over-unity. Is this a fraud? Did you watch this on U Tube?
No - but these things are frauds.
Here's one of the best frauds out there - you almost believe it.
http://www.steorn.com/orbo/what/
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Are you concerned that the radiation leaks from the nuke plants in Japan might affect you?
Not at all.
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I am a fifteen year old girl and I had unprotected sex a few times and I never got pregnant. Does that mean I can't ever have babies?
No.
And by the way - 15 is too young to be having sex and it's stupid to be having unprotected sex at any age unless you are married and wanting to raise a family.
Grow up girl - or your going to wind up throwing your life away.
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Do you like sodium?
Sodium is the salt of the earth.
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im 25 and my gf is 35 is that a reason she never asks for sex
Perhaps she's just not in the mood for sex.
Or maybe your just a lousy lover
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Look in front of you. Other than your computer, name 5 things in front of you.
Dirt, aspirin, coffee cup, pen, paper.
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What does the saying 'Few & far between' mean?
Not very often.
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why do white people feel that yellow report button will make me go away?
We "white people" aren't the sharpest knives in the drawer by any means.
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Is this trickle down economics?
Yup.
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Tell the truth, are you in your underwear right now?
I'm not sure who's underwear I'm wearing at the moment.....
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Do polar bears live in the north pole or south pole
North.
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What's wrong with this picture? You can fail the civil service test and still get a job at the Dayton Police Dept.
Whatever makes the people of Dayton comfortable is "Jake" with me.
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I'm 17 turning 18. i was wonderin am i too old to start dancing now? Am i too late?
Just face the music and dance.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TnfKmNRfLYU
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What would you do if your 20 yr old daughter,living w/you, w/no money spent $1300 for an unrefundable ticket to Austrailia(from the U.S.)?
Nothing. Kids will always piss of their parents - it's the way they are made.
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Insanity ? San Onefre 2 and 3 reactors right on the beach ON 1, surrounded by 6 ACTIVE fault lines, in a tsunami zone, still running.
It's possible to build equipment that will withstand potential earthquakes of a magnitude 10 or more.
I would remind you that Navy ships - especially submarines have reactors which are designed to survive some pretty hellish circumstances.
With each near disaster we learn more about what works and what doesn't. The next generation of Nuclear power plants will be safer and more reliable then...
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Do you believe in subliminal messages in cartoons?
Indeed. I think the drawings of Bart Simpson for example are a subliminal message to make us feel comfortable with images of Frankenstein - notice that same "flat top and high forehead" look they both have?
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Buddha teaching ( shinto, zen,etc) keep the victims of Japan's tragedy relatively collected. would you remain as disciplined and collected?
Shit happens - and I've seen a lot of it over the years....yeah - I'd stay pretty calm and collected I think.
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Which type of food do you consume the most?
I eat cheap and ugly foods.
It makes me appreciate good meals all the more.
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Have your pets got more previlidges that that of yours in the family?
It seems that way at times.
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Where is Answerbag's corporate location, located in? What city(only)? I've noticed a 3 hr. time difference and think it's someplace on the west coast. But don't know,for sure.
The server is at this location:
Langley, Virginia United States 38.951796°N 77.146586°W
Keep smiling!
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Close your eyes and make one wish today.
I wish today that ____________________________
Long gone family and friends find peace and comfort in the "afterlife" that I can't believe in myself.
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If you discovered a new planet what would you call it?
I would call it "My world", because I discovered it and I can call it whatever I like.
"My world" sounds nice doesn't it?
If nobody will go along with that then I'd call my world "Gagarin' or perhaps "Yuri's world" - after the first human being to orbit the earth.
He rather deserves the honor I think - by all accounts he was a nice fellow and well liked by those who knew him.
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Libs: Wouldn't you be insanely outraged if HALIBURTON had built the melting irradiating nukes, and not Obama's darling corporation GE?
You are a weird little fellow aren't you?
Uh - it seems to me that these GE designed reactors are doing quite well - withstanding a massive earthquake while the containment domes hold fast.
Truly I see this as proof positive that the system works and it works well even in the most trying situations.
Years ago I was against Nuclear power - now I am a strong supporter of it - perhaps the...
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If the Dalai Lama died in exile, would he also be reincarnated in exile?
I don't think so.
By the way - I met him a few years ago - he is one of the smartest people I've ever come across and is very charming, eloquent and informed.
His mere presence almost makes you believe that there is something to this religious beliefs.....If you ever get the chance to see him don't miss it.
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God is
God is actually dog spelled backwards.
And we dog owners know full well what the center of our spiritual life is - it's our dog.
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Do you need things described to you or can you figure things out yourself?
I'm a "do it yourselfer".
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What brings sunshine to your mornings, days, afternoons, evenings, and nights?
My family.
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Do you trust your first impression of somebody?
I have good judgement because I trust no one.
Not even myself.
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Did something happen in your life that turned your world upside down? destroyed your entire belief system?
Reason.
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Are you a procrastinator? If so, care to share your worst procrastination stories?
Dying.
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So frightening for those involved, but are we surprised that the Japanese government has not told the truth. Would yours be different?
I'm an American - when has my government EVER told the truth?
Not since I've been around - that's for sure.
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Who has more prestige at home: you or...
My dog.
And she deserves it too.
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i am hurting my man knowingly. i know he is helpless. as a result there is growing tension between us. please help me. i need him
Hay - guys need a little hurt now and then.
Just tell him your sorry and try not to do whatever it is your doing to hurt him.
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If we stopped being concerned with what other people do and just focused on what we do would we get along better with one another?
Most likely yes.
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Who or what were you in a past life and why do you think that?
Carbon atoms.
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What do you believe the biggest flaw in the world is?
Human arrogance.
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Does NPR really depend on Federal funding?
About 10% of their funding comes from tax dollars - for shows like Sesame Street and other educational and public affairs programs.
Those "secret tapes" have been doctored and edited in such a way that their validity is questionable at best .
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If Democracy permits Gay Marriages, then why not Polygamy?
You have a valid point here - so long as all involved are adults then what is the problem with polygamy.
Some of those old kings in the bible had 100's of wives.....so obviously "He" approves.
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Is God caucasian?
A self created space creature cant be called "Caucasian". Most likely this god creature would be a formless blob of some sort.
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Atheists: God said you will be judged on your works, so what are you currently working on?
A funny answer to this question.
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Are you sure the moon was never covered in ice?
No - there's much about the moon that we don't know yet.
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What's your favorite Dennis Hopper movie?
Waterworld.
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what is the purpose of having friends on answerbag?
It makes us sad and lonely old people feel like were loved in some small way.
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Is it true that a black lesbian can't be fired for anything short of theft, if that?
Yes.
in fact Black Lesbians are now our new goddesses. You are to worship them and keep their commandments in all ways.
Didn't you see the memo on this?
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Is Doberman an extremely intelligent and the best guard dog in the world?
Dobbies are good dogs - there not super bright but they can be trained.
Don't worry about pedigree - and make sure you bond him with the whole family.
And never me mean or tease him into being a "tough" dog - or you'll have an accident waiting to happen on your hands.
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Do you have a gun in your home, if yes, Do you feel safer with one there?
Maybe....break in tonight and see for yourself.
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Do you think AnswerBag will ever be used as a communication device during a revolution or natural disaster?
Good grief I hope not!
This is the way to go!
http://www.civildefensemuseum.com/near/index.html
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Romans 10:13 - for, "Everyone who calls on the name of the Lord will be saved." (NIV). What is the name we must call on?
Ghost-busters?
I mean - who you going to call?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iCHFVTQKqdQ
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To have a dream about cows chasing you with a needle what does this mean?
That it's time you stop "shooting up" hamburger.
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What do I drink if I want to get asleep right away??
Arsenic.
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What is your fetish? and why?
fetish
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What do you think about the name Bruna
Sometimes clever names aren't all that clever after all.
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What first pops into your head when you get hurt?
Blood vessels.
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I can't stop_____________
...and i really wish I could.
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Men only: If you found a beautiful young woman unconscious, tied up, and she looked injured, what would you do?
It's most likely a dirty commie trap......we better napalm the whole village.
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I say EWWWW when ______________.
.......I see an Ewwww.... .
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Why don't ABers post more info?
A good point. That's why I went into some detail on my own profile.
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How would you answer someone asking: If God exists, why isn't everybody rich?
I might answer it this way....."God has his own agenda for humanity - and our wants and personal desires do not matter to Him".
Then again - I might not say anything.
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Did the Mars Bar ever help you Work, Rest and Play?
No - but they shrunk me and turned my skin green.
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Is ours the generation with the highest levels of anxiety in the whole history of humankind?
I rather doubt it.
Imagine the WW2 generation for a moment.
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What is a good use for string?
Cats cradle.
http://www.ifyoulovetoread.com/book/chten_cats1105.htm
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My gf forces me to have sex with her, i'm still virgin, should i do it?
Just say no.
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what comes to your mind when you think about books?
Dead trees.
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About how many points do you get a week?
I have no idea.
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What is space and were is it
Lots of it is up - but there's some all around us.
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Does Atheism offer any meaning?
Plenty. It makes you notice every moment of your life as well as focusing you to understand just how precious the accident of life truly is.
It is freedom.
I take great comfort in my non-belief. The idea of being a created rat in some sort of experiment by an unseen god creature makes me sick to think about .
Thank god there is no God!
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the race against core melt down Fucushima; What's your thoughts?
It will be a nasty and expensive clean up if the core does melt.
Of course - just like the core meltdown at three mile island there is very little chance of poisoning the surrounding area.
My company makes equipment for plants like those - they are pretty tough and it's almost impossible to really have a big mess on your hands.
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Reactions to the Japan earthquake?
Very sad.
My heart goes out to our good friends in Japan.
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Obama is a marxist and socialist.and the world seeing him as WEAK... Islam laughs at him...terrorists seek his demise....but I think he will be the DEMISE of America as we know it...thoughts?
Yeah? Well crazy people should have opinions too I guess.
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Do you think this is an appropriate time to chair a committee investigating the Muslim religion in America and potential terrorists?
What is this - the McCarthy witch hunt part two? This will be a huge waste in taxpayer money not to mention being a major insult to Muslims worldwide.
Another moronic ploy to stir up hatred - this time we are to cannibalize our own neighbors and countrymen - how many billions will this BS cost? How many lives will it ruin? How many will fall to this obvious propaganda stunt? Only time...
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Do you think Obama was elected because of his skin color? And why?
No - Obama was just the better candidate.
John McCain was out of touch and just a tad too loopy for most people.
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Does it seem Christians want a new final solution for muslims?
+Somebody wants us to irrationally hate them that's for sure.....
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dodge, ford, gmc, or chevy?
Chevy.
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Should taxpayer dollars fund NPR?
Undecided - probably not.
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do you think too many people are drunk they smoke and look scary?
People look scary enough without being drunk and smoking.
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Can You Be Arrested If You Are Suspected Of Committing A Crime, But You Didn't?
Yes you can be arrested in that way.....and with the Patriot act in force they can arrest anyone and hold them virtually indefinitely without charges.
Keep that in mind.
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Do You Think This Letter I Sent To My Mom Will Encourage Her To Stop Smoking?
Maybe - or it could make her feel guilty and that could later morph into negative feelings about you.
Unless your mother is an idiot she knows that smoking could be bad for her and that she should stop. My suggestion is to forget the letter and just say ONCE that she should think about quitting.
But you know her better than I do - so do what you think is best.
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What's Your Favorite Swear Word/Phrase?
Smeghead, dolt, ass who mocks us, mooncalf.
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I need new books!!! Please tell me awesome books you have read?
Board of the rings, ( not Lord of the rings,).
Breakfast of Champions.
Following the equator.
Catch 22.
Connections.
The Civil War - the PBS series companion book.
Engineering in history.
Kelly Country.
Peanuts 1950 through 1999.
The Watchmen.
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"the power of now" and "a new earth" are new age scam books. They really screw/mess up the individual, please don't read them.
What are you - a literary critic?
Why do they suck?
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Do you like fat people?
I am a fat person - and I'm in love with myself.
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When talking about Pepsi, what comes into your mind?
Not as good as Coke but drinkable.
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More cronyism from Obama?
Horrors!
What a crazy idea - hiring people for a job that you like and think you can work with - what other kinds of evil do you think he will pull next?
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Do you answer AB questions with questions?
What?
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Which does the average American know more about: Luke Skywalker? or Jesus Christ?
Christ - he is a rather popular historical figure after all.
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does Nazism still exist?
Yes - both is it's original form and in variations of a theme.
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Anyone else think the new 2011 Chevrolet Camaro is a really sexy car??
They are nice enough....I've always liked Chevy's anyway.
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Do you like mussels? I do.
Mussels are good - but I prefer scallops.
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I Struggle With Guilt A lot
Thinking people suffer with this sort of thing allot - and I've never found a good way to get rid of the feeling....
Consider it just a normal thought process and try to work around it as best you can.
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Were you a lad, a girl or a --- two years ago?
Not years - centuries.
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Does "being a few cards short of a full deck" mean the same thing as "not being the sharpest knife in the drawer"?
As far as Proverbs go they are pretty much interchangeable. They are very similar to these old sayings.
One brick short of a load.
A few cents short of a dollar.
Not the best ax in the shed.
Not the brightest bub in the lamp.
A few pages short of a book.
The slowest horse in the stable.
I'm sure their are hundreds of regional variations of expressing the same idea, if you know of any others...
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name for kids wear shops
Kiddoodles colthing - or just Kiddoodles.
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Do you think that the opinion of people who have or do NOT serve(d) in the Military really count?
I served - and my opinion is no better or no worse than another persons opinion that didn't serve.
That is a load of rubbish to say an opinion is more valuable because that person served in the military.
When I hear talk like that I want to slap the idiot who said it - and I have told fellow vets who have tried that sort of thing themselves to "get stuffed" or worse.
Your opinion is just as...
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i am 15 and pregnant my mom keeps pushing me 2 get an abortion and i want to keep it i made goals for my new live with the baby what do i do
You are pregnant - not your mom. It is your baby. It's your life.
Don't feel pressured to have an abortion if you don't want one.
Seek advice from your school councilors, or the police, or the church you go to.
Your mom can't make you abort your baby - that is against the law - tell her that - and also tell her of your plans - your hopes - and your dreams.
There ARE people out there that...
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Scientology or Mormonism?
What is this about? are you having a contest for "cult of the year"?
I think Scientology is a wickedly funny cult just by it's very nature - but the Mormons certainly have enough "crazy" for anybody.
But I'm going to vote for Catholicism this year - with all these sex scandals going on right now it's certainly more interesting then most of the other cult news going on out there.
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why do people buy american cars like dodge, chevy and corvette when european cars are 1000x better? i admitt ford is an exception.
I've owned several Volkswagen's, a Porsche, 2 MG's and a Fiat X19.
None of them have been as reliable as any of my Chevy Pickup Trucks or my old Mercury.
Nuff said.
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When is the best time for Spring cleaning?
Do it now and beat the rush.
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What's the oldest car (new or used) you've ever driven or owned?
1962 Mercury.
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Have you ever liked a dumb question?
All the time - that's why I keep coming back to Answer bag.
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Do you come from a Land Down Under?
No - I was one of other guys in the Bombay jail...
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Down_Under_%28song%29
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=McsWKczU6wc
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What do you think about situation in the Middle East?
I wish they would finally kill themselves off so the rest of the world could have a little peace and quiet.
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Has B. Hussein Obama finally shown his true communist colors?
Good work comrade!
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Do you think The Walt Disney Co. and TimeWarner are far-left organizations?
Disney? No way! It's anything but left leaning.
Time Warner has no ideological preference that I can tell.
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Why do people so often confuse pro-choice with pro-abortion?
I'm like you.
Remember - by and large your not dealing with the smartest segment of the population here - many of them don't even know that there is a difference in the two positions.
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Guys did your dick ever touch another guy's dick in a group shower?
Yes indeed. We also sat around naked on the floor afterward picking the lice out of each others hair.
The military has all sorts of strange customs like that.
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WTC 7 fell after more than 9 hours of burning and it was completely evacuated, why wait so long before the "controlled explosion"?
The wire to the charges was damaged by the fire - they had to repair them.
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Is there a biblical basis for saying God appoint national rulers ?
No it does not.
However - it does warn against false prophets .
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NPR Exec Caught on Camera Slamming Tea Party, Republicans. Why can't registered Democrats pay for NPR ?
We do.
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If North and South Korea united will Americans be happy about this?
So long as the South Korea wins I think the world will be happy with it.
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What are your thoughts on the "End of Days?"
Yup - one of these days it's all going to end alright. The final "fins", the big sleep. curtains.
Now according to myth, ( any myth will do,), some god or another is going to wrap up the story of humankind completely - perhaps he will cart some of the faithful off to his personal Never land ranch in the sky or perhaps not - it all depends on which myth it is and how it's interpenetrated. I'm...
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If you have 1 hour to live what would you do with it?
Freak out.
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What kind of neighborhood do you live in?
A gated paradise where goldfish swim in crystal clear ponds and young children chase butterflies through the golden meadows.
Oh yes - and the sky is not cloudy all day.
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Do female Leprechauns exist
No - leprechauns are all homosexual - and there's nary a female in the bunch.
Why? Because the creator was having a bad day that day.
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Which would appeal to you less...being attacked or being ignored? Why?
I prefer it when people play "whack a mole" with me.
Give me honest - strait forward aggression over mealy mouth words any day - because I rather like it.
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My ex boyfriend acts as if we're going out, but says we're not. Opinions anyone?
"...I caught him talking to some girl on the internet...".
That's CHEATING??? OMG!!! I've been cheating on my wife for over 20 years and never even knew it!!!
Back in my day "cheating" on someone is when they did the "horizontal bop" with another person - my how times have changed!
Don't get back together with him! He will most likely talk to a waitress or a lady toll booth attendant...
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Birds fly, fish swim, HATERS HATE.. what are you to do?
I look for worms I guess.
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Could Hillary borrow Obama her cojones for just 1 day?
Even though I never cared for her much when she was first lady - I am rather pleased about Secretary of State Clinton's job performance so far.
Good job madam Secretary!
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Which country has a better "Quality of life" Canada or the United States?
Here's an interesting little article that I submit for your approval.
http://www.macleans.ca/canada/national/article.jsp?content=20080625_50113_50113
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What went wrong for the Soviet Union?
Cash flow - even commies have to balance the books - and they overspent what they had. And strangely enough too much freedom to the states doomed the central government.
Wikipedia has a great concise summery of the collapse of the Soviet Union.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fall_of_the_Soviet_Union
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Do you think the United States should "Drill baby drill," or rely more on foreign oil?
I say we burn up all the other fellows oil first - and when that is all gone then we drill up our own and sell it for whatever price we like.
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Why do non Mormons hate Mormons?
For one thing Mormons don't drink or smoke - and I can't abide people who have no redeeming vices.
That was a joke - not a very good one but a joke nonetheless. The next part may have humorous elements in it also - readers discretion is advised.
Good grief - who hates Mormons? Let me guess - other Christian denominations right? Well tell them to stuff it and go do whatever it is that you...
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How Can I Get Her To Come Back?
Call her parents and leave her a message that you would like to get in touch with her.
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Did Thomas S. Monson rape a woman?
I have no idea.
http://thomas-monson.blogspot.com/2010/09/gayle-smith-accuses-mormon-prophet-of.html
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Is it unhealthy for couples to fight?
If it's unhealthy then it's no wonder that I'm sick.
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Are These Weird Sexual Fetishes For Me To Have ?
Yes they are weird - very weird.
You may be a closet homosexual - sleep with a couple of men just to make sure one way or another.
And keep smiling!
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I have the sweetest, smartest, most awesome boyfriend in the world. Pretty cool, huh?
Groovy.
What does his wife think about you?
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when can i call it quits for life?
When your body finally craps out on you.
If your lucky you'll be in your 90's when that happens.
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Is She Being Racist? What Should I Do?
She isn't - she's just pulling your chain a bit.
Not every word out of a persons mouth has to do with race you know - don't be too defensive.
That's the best advice I have - have a good one!
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Will taxing Alcohol to death like cigarettes reduce the amount of homeless people?
Consumption taxes like that only hurt the poor - they never help. The wealthy can easily absorb the extra cost - those who work for a living can't.
This in turn destroys the manufactures of the products - driving tens of thousands out of work - and now those people will not have access to the products they once enjoyed as free citizens. This virtual prohibition will promote smuggling and...
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Computer company that first comes to mind.
Digital equipment.
I'm REALLY old school....
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Digital_Equipment_Corporation
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Why didn't the 2nd AMendment just say "The right of the People to keep and bear arms shall not be infringed." ?
Because the powers that be did not want a bunch of uneducated and potentially dangerous peons running around armed to the teeth. What they wanted was a controlled disciplined body of men who were available to come to the rich land owners aid in a time of crisis.
No - they said it the way they did because that's exactly the way they wanted it. It had nothing to do with individual liberty - in...
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Is it your time to Dare to Quit Smoking?
Phrased like that the answer is sadly no.
Actually I would like to quit smoking - I enjoy the hell out of it but my old body just can't deal with it for much longer.
I will make a serious effort to quit after I regain my "fighting weight". I can only deal with one life changing event at a time.
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Is America a peaceful nation? Why or why not?
Not really.
Here's an incomplete list of the wars America has been involved in.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_wars_involving_the_United_States
And a bit of keen observation by a sadly missed patriot.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sDkhzHQO7jY
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Who would love to hear what the all of a sudden enlightened Republicans are going to do to get the U.S. out of the deep doo doo its in ?
Who are we going to invade this time - Canada perhaps?
There next magic trick will be paying off the deficit by giving the poor a small tax break and the wealth a huge tax break.....because by their logic the less tax revenue you take in the more money you actually have. This will totally break the economy and make their corporate masters in Dubai very happy indeed.
And finally - if that...
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Anyone remember when God told Obama to invade Iraq?
January 24, 2001.
But Obama was smart enough to recognise that it wasn't God but Satan in a "Jehovah disguise" so he told him to "Go back to hell Satan!".
Later that same day Satan met Bush Jr. in the Oval office and made the same pitch as he made to Obama. Bush Jr. being what he is said, "Yes O lord and maker! Gust give me some time to fabricate a good excuse and we will invade those...
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Can you name some ways I can adjust my personality so I can get more friends ?
The number of friends you have is unimportant - it's the quality of the friends you have that's important.
That aside one way to do that is to conform, lower your standards and try to be like "the common herd". You won't like it but it can work for some.
Another way is to join a crowd. Hang out in a popular bar and get well known to the other regulars - fake an interest in their trivial...
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Warner Bros. and CBS gives Charlie Sheen the pink slip. Sheen threatens a lawsuit. Does he have a case?
What is he going to use as an argument - that he has acted totally crazy and has insulted everyone connected with the show?
Charlie has had a mental breakdown - he needs therapy - and I hope he gets some before he completely destroys his life like Mel Gibson.
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Why are police such dicks
Because they broke up?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v1hVOz_NwXI&feature=fvwrel
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I am 14 and well I really want to fuck my mum but I can never seem to get the words out please help.
Just tell her - honesty is the best policy.
Let us know what she says - we all want to hear!!!!
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Does anyone really believes the U.S. government cares about our safety?
In general - yes.
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What do you prefer, Burger King or McDonald's?
Burger king makes me sick - so I must say Mc donalds is better.
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How would you describe your culture?
Dying.
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Do you think wages in America will ever grow at the rate that they did during the 1950s and 1960s again?
America will never be the same again. All the jobs have been exported, companies have no loyalty and feel no obligations to their employees or the nation. The country is so bankrupt from wars and corporate theft that the government can't help anyone, and the corporations themselves have mostly moved on to greener pastures elsewhere.
Our children will live worse than we did - they will work...
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How effective do you find television advertisements for computer companies.... most specifically Apple?
Zero for all of them - although I liked the old Apple / 1984 ad a great deal.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OYecfV3ubP8
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Fly ball to outfield. Man on first ran to third. Is standing on 2nd base when ball is thrown in.
He can be tagged - or shot - depending upon his popularity with the audience.
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how do humans fit in the ecosystem cycle?
We are the parasites at the top of the food chain - and like yeast in a vat of beer we are poisoning our ecosystem with our own waste.
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Stepdaughter has online journal open for anyone to read. She posted very nasty things about me. I am hurt, she says she is not sorry
Your step daughter doesn't like you then - so mark her off your Christmas card list and forget about her.
Remember - she doesn't have to like you - and you don't have to like her either.
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What do you think about 2 1/2 men coming to an end because of Charlie Sheens stupidity?
I saw it once, it' didn't impress me much...but then I seldom watch television anymore.
Charlie Sheen however is in the middle of a complete nervous breakdown - he's going to destroy himself and his career just like Mel Gibson did a few years ago.
Sometimes it's amusing to watch a train wreck like this happening - sometimes it isn't.
Poor Charlie needs some help - and I hope he get's some soon.
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If B. Hussein Obama gets his wish, and doubles gas prices yet again to over $8.00, what will you cut out to keep the cost manageable?
The president is going to raise gasoline prices? By what sort of "black magic" is he going to achieve that?
Your mad aren't you? Just stark raving mad.
But I'm cool with that. Here's a crazy answer to go with your crazy question....
I'm going to cut out darkness - so I don't have to waste electricity by keeping thing lit up at night. And I'm trading in the wife's Chevy for a dog cart...
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15yr daughter is being rude/disrespectful. Shes online talking trash should she be cut off? what can she be able 2 keep from parents online?
Your house - your rules.
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ARe Americans taxed more or less than the British?
The Brits get hammered with taxes - but at least they get something to show for it.
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What is something that has simply gone on far, far too long?
The crazy "birther" movement.
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Why does AB insist on diluting an already pathetic question-base with their ridiculous fake questions???
Answer bag is run by a data mining company. They aren't honestly interested in discussions - they just want raw data and trends.
This isn't a social website - it's a business.
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Should the president open the Strategic Petroleum Reserve given the high gas prices?
Yes.
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Neither are likely but would you take the apocalypse in 2012 or Obama for 4 more years?
According to Vegas odds Obama is about 2 to 1 likely win against all presently listed candidates.
And these boys know how to figure things out.
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Charlie Sheen recently claimed to have "tiger blood." What kind of blood runs through your veins? ;)
Doggie!
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The majority of people cheat on their current spouse, etc if their past love or fling came back in the picture. Would you? Do you agree?
The majority of people don't cheat - but even if they did I honor my wife and the words that I spoke at my wedding too much to ever cheat on her.
Remember these words? I do.
The most basic non-denominational traditional marriage vows are the Question of Intention and the Standard Civil Ceremony. The Question of Intention, adapted from the traditional Medieval Christian ceremony, commences...
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Walmart in USA. Walmart in world. Why is WalMart hated so much. Free to shop or Not?
Wal-mart is just a bad company...start poking around on these links and see..
http://walmartwatch.org/
http://ihatewalmart.blogspot.com/
http://www.facebook.com/pages/I-HATE-WALMART/226254020025
http://articles.moneycentral.msn.com/Investing/Extra/why-you-should-hate-wal-mart.aspx
http://hatewalmart.com/
http://webhost.bridgew.edu/jhayesboh/badbusiness.html
http://www.walmartmovie.com/
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Why are you wearing that red hat?
The green one has bird shit on it.
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How can a man encourage a woman to change from being a whore to being a decent and proper woman?
Remember this old bit of wisdom - You can lead a whore to culture - but you can't make her think.
Maybe she likes being a whore? Some do you know - it' can be a profitable enterprise.
If you want to marry her just ask her - and tell her that she needs to find a different sort of job once your married.
Otherwise - it's up to her if she wants to change.
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Is African a nationality or a race of people?
African refers to natives, inhabitants, or citizen of Africa and to people of African descent.
The African continent is home to many different ethnic and racial groups, with wide-ranging prototypical traits, both indigenous and foreign to the continent. Many of these populations have diverse origins, with differing cultural, linguistic and social traits and mores. Distinctions within Africa's...
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Guess which of these answers the AB staff had removed:
Who cares who runs this site? You and I are guests here and we have to play by their rules.
I've had answers and questions deleted - it happens.
Honestly - did you think that this website was some bastion of free and independent thought? It's a for profit business enterprise that never said that it was impartial or a forum for free speech.
From Wikipedia:
Answerbag (known colloquially as...
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Verse John 14:28 and verse John 10:30 are in contradiction. Your comments are welcomed.
The bible is full of this sort of thing. It's the work of different men done over a period of centuries and errors keep cropping up.
here's a list of more of them - some are better than others.
http://www.evilbible.com/Biblical%20Contradictions.htm
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Can anyone please explain the key elements of a successful nuclear deterrence.
It's very simple.
It has to be credible. You have to posses them and they have to be under your direct control.
They have to be deployed in numbers sufficient enough to make a potential adversary notice what a danger there use would be to them.
They warheads have to be reliable - they have to work most of the time.
The systems used for their deployment have to work most of the time....
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I'm not saying that I think this, but do YOU think a lot of "politics" are going on here on AB to determine
Not really. Frankly I think all of that sort of thing is just left up to the whims of the person who maintains the site - and little actual effort goes into who gets featured and whether they get some sort of special notice.
It's a web site you know....somebody hopes to make a buck off of it through advertising.....and we regulars are nothing more than patrons of it.
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Do you believe extraterrestrial LIFE has an independent genesis?
Considering the distances that are involved here any live that has arisen outside of our own galaxy must have done so by other means then the events which caused our own genesis.
Either life must be extremely rare or very common - most likely the latter.
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Rush Limbaugh said what he does is for the money. If there were enough money in it, would he recant everything and say he wasn't serious?
Rush is a clown, and this one time I will believe him when he says that what he does is for the money.
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How do you like to start your workweek?
When I'm on vacation.
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My bird just died. What do I do? :(
I had a bird die on me today - a wild starling died on my front porch.
Well you bury it...unless you want to give it to the cat as a play toy.
I'm sorry for your loss,
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What would Gumby do?
Well - "He can walk into any book - with toy pal Pokey too...."
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Would this be a great learning experience?
Go have fun!
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If you had one wish...what would it be?
An infinite number of extra wishes.
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Do you listen to Click and Clack...the tappet brothers?
Occasionally - they can be amusing at times.
http://www.cartalk.com/
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do you like stuffed frinch toast?
"Frinch toast" is a favorite of mine.
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Stayed friends with ex, now meeting up but there is no contact on weekends, i think hes seeing his ex
Ahem! If he's still married and has a family you have no business going out on dates with him.
Until they file for divorce he isn't free - he's married - and your the "other woman" in the relationship.
That aside - I think your wasting your time with him - you can do better.
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where do words come from
Dictionaries!
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How long could you survive on a deserted island with nothing but your wits?
About 2 seconds.
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What is your favorite Easter candy? I like the mini whopper eggs with the hard cany shell. In fact, yesterday I ate so many I was sick. Usually my husband takes them from me and only give me a few at a time. Pathetic :)
Me too!
http://www.weebls-stuff.com/wab/Eggvatar/
http://www.cremeegg.com/
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feeling sad, anyone got any jokes?
A man goes to a doctor and says "doc - it hurts when I do this", and the doctor says "Why are you telling me - I'm a doctor of mathematics".
A man goes to a shrink he says "Doc - You got to help me - I feel the whole world is out to kill me". And the psychologist says, "Your right" and shoots him.
A woman was going into a store while carrying her cat when she noticed a sign on the door that...
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Area 51 has UFO's that can hover and break the laws of physics...why do they need a 5 mile long runway?
As a landing strip for testing advanced aircraft and at one time the Air force was going to have space shuttles of it's own.
Come to think about it they did get their "space shuttle" - the X 37
Edwards AFB has an ultra long runway too. And Vandenburg AFB has a 2 mile long space shuttle landing strip.
Sometimes it's nice to have a really long runway under you.
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Are Ouija boards legit? What are the chances of inviting "demons" into my home?
I think they are bogus. But if your worried about that sort of thing then by all means stay away from them.
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Why western countries are more interested in the middle east countries and do not look after thier own backyard?
The fools look there because other fools tell them to look there.
Besides - Arabs make nice boogie men to frighten the gullible with.
But relax - it's just a fad - when we grow tired of Arabs being bad we'll go find another group of people to scare children with - maybe it will be the Asians next time - or the Russians - or maybe we'll just have another civil war and hate each other...
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according to my calculations "New Jerusalem" will be 1500 miles long and wide, what purpose will this great heavenly city serve?
A prison.
The whole endless universe is out there and mankind is limited to a mere insignificant speck of it - it sounds ghastly to me.
Crunch the numbers again please - that can't be right.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Escape_from_New_York
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Whats with all these questions? What are you a cop?
No - but I play one on TV.
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Yesterday I was beaten by my mom with a metal stick on my arm then hit on my head just for one C. Would this be considered child abuse??
Maybe. Go ask a cop or a social worker.
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Why do smokers have there own etiquette with each other on smoking?
We smokers just have more class than the average rif-raf in the world.
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Which religion Micheal jackson was following before his death?
Is it called "boy worship"?
Smile - I am.
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Atheist or evolutionist, How does the belief of a creator harms society?
It depends on the belief and the creator being worshiped doesn't it?
Some things are harmless - some are not. The Thuggee of India used to murder people in the name of their beliefs. Some gods demand human or animal sacrifice, some people get so involved in their beliefs that they become zombies and insist on converting everyone to their beliefs - while still other some people so muddle up...
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If you could hand out free copies of one book to strangers, which book would it be? and why?
Breakfast of champions.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Breakfast_of_Champions
People need to be more critical of their own assumptions - because these assumptions may actually be delusions.
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Why kitty pee pee in sink?
Cause kitty need to pee pee.
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Haven't there been predictions of the world ending since the world began?
Yes. And one of these days they might get it right.
But until they do it's great fun to watch the idiots "predict" the end of the world and even better fun to watch the gullible idiots who follow them.
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forgive me lord?
If your a Christian then you may be damning your soul to the eternal fires of hell. It's an unforgivable sin to take your own life according to that faith.
That's your business of course - your life is your own. And you know your actions will cause great pain for those ho know you.
But - it's your life - and if your in a rush to end it then go right ahead - many people waste their lives in...
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Is it ok to party with your MATE?
I have no idea - ask her and see.
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Here's to those who wish us well, and__________________________
...behind our backs damn us to hell.
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what fills you with rage?
Casual cruelty, animal abuse, pointless arrogance, stupidity, greed, hypocrisy, willful ignorance, hunger, war, fascism, autocrats, dictators, neoconservatives, bigots, Zionists, terrorists, torture, starvation, control freaks, the obscenely wealthy and selfish bastards.
And a lot more too - but I'm tired at the moment.
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Why are soldiers glorified when actually they are 'murderers' involved in brutal killings?
Good question!
Well who want's to call members of their family and friends murders?
Soldiers are indeed "bully boys" for a nation. That's their job - they are trained to dispense death on orders from their respective governments. I was one myself - I knew that exactly before I joined that I would become a willing tool of whoever was in power and that I was told to kill a total stranger for...
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Of what value is "strength in numbers" if there is no honorable purpose?
How about using that consensus to improve your life and your community?
How about helping those less fortunate than yourself.
There's always a use for a majority looking for a purpose.
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Is the 20% spike in gasoline prices in USA in past two weeks, justified because of unrest in Mideast?
Not at all.
It's just speculation in the market - nothing more.
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To stay alive/survive is it best to stay in the shadows and remain silent or hire thugs to mow down anyone who gets in your way?
A blend of both methods may be the best way to deal with the situation.
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Voter intimidation or Voter fraud, which one is worse?
Hooey and truth......
I've been hearing the same crap since the 1960"s..., and it's been going on since elections first started thousands of years ago.
The Panther thing is really stupid - since NOBODY, ( please check me in this,), made a formal complaint about that incident.....no complaint - no investigation - no incident. Hell - the whole thing could have been staged or a prank ...it was...
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"We the people". Who are the "we"? Workers or Owners?
Most of us are wage slaves - the "owners" are the few with the money and the power.
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Can one believe that the Genesis account of the Garden of Eden is a Myth, yet believe the rest of the Bible?
You can do that - most people who profess to "believe" seem to do that already.
But consider this - if the Bible is the divine word of God then it's all true isn't it? By not believing everything in it you may run the risk of offending God in some way - and that's an invitation to trouble if in fact He is real.
Also - if you deny one part of the scripture where does that denial end? Was...
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Son should fuck his mom.
Huh! Let's consider the story of one man who did just that - Oedipus.
Oedipus was the son of Laius and Jocasta, king and queen of Thebes.
After having been married some time without children, his parents consulted the Oracle of Apollo(God of Sun) at Delphi about their childlessness. The Oracle prophesied that if Jocasta should have a son, the son would kill her husband Laius and marry her....
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I haven't had sex since the end of Dec. How do I get him to understand that his penis isn't just for sucking?
Stop sucking the damn thing then.
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what is the best laptop to buy? i don't want alienware because i don't game
Sony is nice - HP is good, and Apple if your a nerdy rich guy.
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Are you a man of your word?
I try to be.
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How's the 2009 horror/thriller movie "Orphan"?
http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/10010658-orphan/
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How long was the longest phone conversation you have had and why?
5 1/2 hours - doing a "tech support" call to Japan.
The guys on the other end went through 3 cell phones.
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What do you think of the new iPad 2 and my review of it at http://gotchacode.wordpress.com/2011/03/04/ipad-2-launched/
The review is fine - but Apple products are all pretty much Overpriced - Chinese made - "yuppie toys".
I have some "Apple" products myself - they aren't worth what I paid for them. But my kids seem to like them.
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Who is your favorite movie star from black and white films?
James Cagney.
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Are whites racially oppressed IN the USA?
Nonsense.
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What is your opinion on President Barrack Obama
Personally I like him - and he's doing a good job as President.
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Given he's presiding over trillion-and-a-half $ deficits, isn't Obama obviously unqualified to chime in on Wisconsin fiscal matters?
No the President can "chime in" on whatever he likes and say whatever he feels - anyone here can do the same - why even a bloke from Ohio can add his 2 cents when he can afford it.
Of course the President is more qualified than either of us when it comes to such matters - but we still have something akin to "free speech" in this crackpot country of ours - so jabber away when the mood hits...
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What is a good fictional/ mystery novel to read?
Pretty much anything by this lady.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Agatha_Christie
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Who do you love most in life
My wife. my family, my pets.
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Today is the birthday of our dear AB friend Scotslass. Who would like to join me in wishing her the happiest of birthdays?
Manny happy returns of the day!
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How do you feel about this Aldous Huxley quote...
It's a quote and it expresses an opinion - other than that I'm not impressed.
Being realistic is one of the basic steps used to actually confront a problem situation - as you are no longer in denial or ignorant of a problem. Fantasy - not realism is the escape of the person who does nothing.
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Are humans born morally stained or morally pure?
Humans are humans. We are neither born "stained" or "Unstained" - we are just born.
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Obama says the guy in Tucson is a terrorist but Major Nidal, and the Bosnian shouting ALLAH AKBAR aren't.
Aren't you glad he's the pres?
Well yes - I'm glad that he IS the president.
Allah Akbar huh? translated that means "God is Great"......that's such a nasty phrase isn't it? I guess what your trying to tell us here is that anyone who offers praise up to the lord is just as much a terrorist as the twit in Tucson.
I agree - Pat Robertson and, Benny Hinn the rest of those braggarts on
so called "Christian TV" should be...
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The murderer of KEMALIST/Stalinist Turkish Second Soviet from KOSOVO killed our beloved Americans! What do you think about my red alarms?
Your red alarms are quite nice and more than welcome here.
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Why do people grow up?
Because growing down is very hard to do.
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6 teenagers in high school want to do the ultimate prank, in witch they will get in trouble for. What should this prank be ?
Actually learning something.
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PLEASE READ!
The seriousness of the situation is indeed dire and grave. Not one of galactic import perhaps but very grave indeed!
There is a madness here that you are being forced to endure - as are we all.
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Is any Religion superior to another or are all same?
I'm an atheist myself but one of the better religions I've studied over the years is Shinto.
http://www.religioustolerance.org/shinto.htm
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What can unite us in the Spirit of Christ?
Free Beer.
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Husband constantly tells me he would be happier and love me more if I was and would remain a size 10. He needs a slim / fit wife.
He is an idiot - and you deserve better.
Beautiful women are soft and have curves - they aren't suppose to look like adolescent boys..., ( maybe your hubby likes teenage boys - or maybe not - you should ask him perhaps...,).
You want to see sexy? These beautiful ladies are very sexy indeed.
http://www.perfect-wedding-day.com/plus-size-lingerie-models.html
Now Beautiful women come in all...
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"dont microwave grapes".....Why?
It makes them unhappy.
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If god created everything, why did he create evilness?
It is said that God made everything.
We do know that Satan was a fallen angel - and according to scripture He made the angels.
So the answer must be yes - He made evil.
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"Covering the Asses of people Making >$250 K/Year is Not Worth the Loss of a Single Job to a Reasonably Descent Teacher", Thoughts?
I agree - since the average teacher in this country makes less than $50,000 a year.
http://www.payscale.com/research/US/All_K-12_Teachers/Salary
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hey good lookin. what ya got cooking? how about cookin somthin up for me?
..I got a V - 8 Ford and a two dollar bill - and I know a place right over the hill - where the drinks will pour and the blood will spill - and if the boys want to fight you better let them......
Ah, excuse me - I got my songs mixed up again.....
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You mind telling me how this happened?
Why yes I do actually - why don't we chat about something else for awhile?
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Do you think being born in a third world country is a curse?
No - most Americans overcome that handy cap sooner or later.
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What is your favourite thing about jet skiing?
Watching it.
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Jesus wept - why did Jesus weep?
Why not?
Maybe he was trying to help alleviate a drought, sort of a spin off on the "loafs and fishes" deal.
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We're sitting in a jail cell together laughing. Wait... How did we get here in the first place?
We double parked the zeppelin?
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Huckabee's son at 18 fired from Boy Scouts for torturing a dog to death. What do you think of his actions?
Like father - like son / like mother - like daughter.
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Why is red hair decided by society to be the color of a whore?
Most whores I've met have been blonds - except for the brown skinned ones - and even a couple of those had blond or light colored hair.
I've never equated red hair with being a whore.
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Do people who cut belong in a mental hospital?
Maybe...it is an incredibly dumb thing to do after all.
What do YOU think? Can you stop doing it? Can you put it aside for like a year? If you have made this a habit then do you have what it takes to quit? If you can then you don't need to go to the crazy house - if you can't then you should seek counseling at least.
Your boyfriend cares about you - you should take his words to heart and...
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What can I do right now to make myself feel a little better?
Chocolate.
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Im 22 years old. My husband is 24. together for 6 years, married for 3yrs. I want a baby. he wants to wait another 3 yrs:( opinions? advice?
Wait.
You both need to come to an agreement here - if you try to force or rush things you run into the possibility of harming your marriage.
Frankly now is a lousy time to have a kid - your husband has the right idea I think.
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How do you like to start your weekend?
By waking up.
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Where did some Mormons get the idea that Jesus isn't God?
From the bible most likely: Observe please:
New Testament passages
The devil or demons calling Jesus Son of God
υἱὸς τοῦ θεοῦ (huios tou theou)
Matthew 4:3
Matthew 4:6
Luke 4:3
Luke 4:9
ὁ υἱὸς τοῦ θεοῦ (ho huios tou theou)
Mark 3:11
Luke 4:41
[ὁ] υἱὸς τοῦ θεοῦ ([ho] huios tou theou)...
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I want to buy a LCD TV (Full HD) 42 - 50 inch. Any recommendations? (for about $800)
Samsung
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Why don't you pay attention!?
I can't afford to pay attention.
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Why do I have to like gay people?
You don't - you can hate them even - but if that's so then you should keep your feelings to yourself....as it would annoy most people and make you look a bit odd.
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Unicorn or Pegasus??
Pegasus.
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what is the best (reasonably priced) motorcycle for a college student?
A used Honda or Yamaha.
Don't waste you money buying one new - get a used bike.
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Do you beleive that dragons ever existed?
Dinosaurs did - and when our ancestors found these huge big bones they called them "Dragon bones".
The Chinese have been selling ground up dinosaur bones as dragon bones for thousands of years.
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why should we follow the 5th commandment which is though shall not kill?
We should. Because unnecessary killing is a waste.
I find it amazing that God never followed his own commandments.
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Are the teachings of Jesus contrary to what you believe?
No. I'm an atheist and I admire the teachings of Jesus.
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Is the behaviour of the Wesboro Baptist Church acceptable?
They are ignorant hate filled savages masquerading as a church.
To hell with them.
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Why are some people more sensitive to teasing than others?
Ouch! Be ashamed of yourself!
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What do you wish came with a voice command feature.
My pet cats.
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Do you ever feel like you haven't found your place in world yet? If yes, how does it make you feel?
Late is how I feel.
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Whatever happened to those Magic Fingers massage beds that many hotels had?
I used to love those things!
http://www.magicfingers.com/
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I need a name for a character in my book please!
Furling Heath
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What would you never do at wedding?
Set fire to the bride.......they don't like that very much.
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What does Spell Check "fix" your name to be?
It changes my whole name dramatically - the first name it changes to Jehovah - and my last lame to Lucifer.....I've often wondered what "spell check" is trying to tell me.
Oh, it changes my middle name to Buffoon - but that's something I can live with.
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Where did some Mormons get the idea that Jesus isn't God?
Who knows - but if you have read your bible then you would know that Jesus only said he was the son of god - not god himself.
Throughout the New Testament (see "New Testament passages", below) the phrase "Son of God" is applied repeatedly, in the singular, only to Jesus. The phrase "sons of God" is applied to others only in the plural. The Gospel of John calls Jesus God's "only begotten son"...
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Your Opinion on "Genocide" ?
It's not a good idea.
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What would you consider "simple" clothing for men?
A toga.
Jumpsuits aren't bad either.
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Where is the Hubble telescope today?
In space - where no one can hear you scream.
http://www.movieposter.com/poster/MPW-29471/Alien.html
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What is the eligibility to receive the blessings from God ?
Who knows....Gods criteria for things is an eternal mystery. He's caused the near extinction of humanity - destroyed cities, supported rape, incest, slavery not to mention inventing "evil" and let it go mucking about.
What characteristics He finds "desirable" in a human being would most likely be beyond our reason to fathom - it's a mystery for which we will never know an answer I think.
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What's the strongest emotion you have ever felt? Please explain what caused it.
Self pity...but there's ways to work around it.
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read Luke 21:25 Jesus said "in the End there will be distress of nations, with perplexity" is this prophecy being fullfilled now?
Nope.
The "end times" according to the bible will only start when nobody is speaking His name and preaching His gospel. Since that is going on in great abundance around us every day then this couldn't possibly be the "end times".
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Has God ever spoken to you in your dreams?
Not that I know of....my dreams are more like nightmares most nights......however....
Does God when he is in dreams dress up like a medieval torturer? If so then I might have seen Him a few times.
Not kidding.
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Does growing old make you sad?
You betcha!
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If you knew you could help the world, would you?
That's why I'm here.
And occasionally I do other noble and selfless acts elsewhere.
It's my calling.
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Man is the cruelest animal,-Do you agree to this quote by
Friedrich Nietzsche
Yes indeed.
Unlike other animals man knows when he's being cruel - and he can over ride his better instincts and choose to be cruel when he or she wishes to be.
It's that juxtaposition of knowing right from wrong and intentionally deciding to be wrong on occasion makes man out to be the worst animal for cruelty.
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Do you agree with this quote? Does it really work? Explain your answer if you like. (Quote 3 - Cloudman) See description:
Well it sounds like it was written by a wealthy woman for her maids - to help them find comfort in their miserable and lowly positions.
Let me express her thought in a different way.
Think not about how empty and dull is your present lot - but find some small comfort that your not out there homeless and hungry.....in other words this life is a good as it's going to get for you - so deal with...
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What if anything, is in your pocket right now?
Lint and old gum wrappers.
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I think I'll go have a _____________.
...nice little lay down on the freeway.
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What did the hand say to the face?
The hand gave the face a middle finger "salute".
Whereupon the the face bit the hand that feeds him.
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Do you think The American Oil Companies are just using The Middle East turmoil as an excuse to raise the price of gasoline? Why or why not?
Yes - speculation in the oil markets is one of the biggest reasons why crude oil prices are what they are at the moment.
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Regardless of what you think of Gaddafi, isn't the US's interest there only to "steal their oil?"
Yes - the United States has a long track record for sucking up to the scum of the earth for some short term political advantage - and our "dear friends" the Saudi Royal family certainly meet the criteria of ...ah, "questionable allies".
( Fun fact! Remember - Bin Laden and most of the 9-11 terrorists were from Saudi Arabia! ).
Now - whether or not oil has anything to do with our present...
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Do you Frquently Know When you Are Being Bull$hitted?
Usually.
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Why so many creation myths and only 1 theory of evolution?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_creation_myths
Evolution. Something evolving over time.
Gee - I can't think of another way to say it.
Let's see now -
Advancement over the ages....
A series of modifications to the original life form that slowly transpired .
A continued revisionary process.
Genetic mutations that advance the complexity of an organism.
A really long drawn out process that gave us a great diversity of life from...
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IN F. GULENS KEMALIST COUNTRY: ARE JEWS AND AMERICANS FACE DANGER?
Most likely they do face danger - but "danger" is our middle name so to speak - it's our "stock and trade", and we actually revel in it at times.
Now regarding this Turkish business....the good people of Turkey, ( and the vast majority of them are damn good people indeed,), they face a different reality then us Americans, ( I cannot speak for the Jews - not being one myself,), and their...
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Why did my best friend's girlfriend commit suicide?
The cheap and nasty answer is she couldn't stand your best friend anymore and it drove her to suicide but I'm not even going to go there.
Look, a person can be all smiles and light on the outside and have a tortured soul inside - I'm like that myself at times....which is one of the reasons why I answer these suicide questions all the time, ( it takes one to know one and all that jazz...,).
...
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"God and the world of Nature must be one, and all the life of the world must be contained within the being of God." David Hume. Agree?
So if I'm "in God" so to speak - where in Him am I? The colon perhaps?
I'm just being silly ...... well it's an idea - I guess were a virus that he can't get rid of...a self created infection so to speak.
It's an interesting idea - it's more poetry than observed facts so I can't call it a theory. As to agreeing with it I haven't seen any evidence in support of it so I guess I must say I...
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A Veterans Today informal phone poll shows that 76% of American citizens no longer support financial aid to Israel. Do you? Why?
I no longer support financial aid to Israel. And I've felt this way for over a quarter of a century.
I have nothing bad to say about the Israeli people - I know a few personally and I wish most of them the best of luck and much happiness....that aside I'm frankly getting tired of the Israeli government and some of the things they do.
I also feel that most American foreign aid is wasted and...
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was joseph smith really a liar and a con man who invented a false religion?
Some people say that....some people also call Jesus Christ a con man and a fraud,
Oh well - different strokes for different folks I say!
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is the mormon doctrine false?
Most likely it is - but the same can be said about all religions that we know.
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What is the weight difference of a teen today and 50 yrs ago?
People in their sixties & seventies usually weigh less than teenagers.
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Is television getting worse?
These modern shows are horrible - their cheap and poorly assembled.
Television was at it's best in the 60's and 70's - it's been all downhill since then.
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Will God win the battle against Satan for souls in a landslide, or will He get just barely more than half of us?
It's said that the Christian God could blink his eyes and create a universe - so - who do you think will win?
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What would you do with a million dollars?
My family.
They like dollors.
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I just got busted for weed, now i need a back-up to smoke now. what can i smoke that gets you high like weed but legal in Pennsylvania?
You can get a life.
If you NEED WEED then you should probably put it aside for awhile.
Really. I don't mind the stuff - but if you need it so bad your going to smoke chemical crap as a substitute then it's "high time" that you give it up for the time being.
Yeah - it's not the answer you want - but it's the truth man - think about it.
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what does a 3-D ready LCDTV mean
That it can display really crappy - headache causing fake 3-D images - that you will never use once the novelty has worn off.
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Does anyone want the US Fed. Gov. to return to doing just the handful of things it was originally intended to do?
All.
Private industry does a lousy job of running traditionally public service institutions...you wind up paying more and getting less for your tax dollar.
Remember - private industry is for profit, public institution just charge you for the cost of the service....what "for profit" group wants to run a public service for free?
And if you could find such a company - do you dare hire it for...
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what can i do with accounting, financing, and banking skills, both good and bad?
Good and bad skills eh? Well you should get a job with the state or federal government....they don't seem to notice uneven job skills in the public sector.
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Does anyone think the AB staff should spend less time asking questions and more time fixing glitches?
No - the glitches make things here exciting and colorful.
Change not Answer-bag! And keep the entertaining madmen on the rolls! Style over substance is what the people want here - and we like are good with the bad!
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State Budgets - How many, if any - and what are they, that are operating in the black? and is your state in the black or red
My state is NY and it's always in the red.....but we're kind of used to it by now.
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Would you like to answer roll call? I've asked some "complicated questions" today and was just wondering if I'm the only person on AB.
You are totally alone - there's nobody here but us answer-bots .
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Farmers markets or grocery stores for produce?
Neither - home grown is best.
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is there some kind of contract that you have to sign before you have kids?
Yes - it's called a suicide pact.
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OK guys. Predictions for Libya. In a year, how will it be?
In Africa.....the northern part.
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How long does it generally take to get from Point A to Point B?
You can't - it's impossible - forget it - game over man - game over.
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What question should I have asked instead of this stupid sentence?
You should have asked - " don't I have something better to do with my time than write idiotic questions?".
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Tell me at least one thing you should do before your parents move out?
Mine moved out years ago....R.I.P.......
And yes - I'm a real sweet guy.
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How can I manage now that I know my 19yr old Daughter is a drug using stripper?
She's an adult now and you just have to live with it. All of us who have grown children ask ourselves the same questions - and there is no good answers for them.
The drug part is too bad - I'm sorry. The stripping part while hardly something to write home about isn't the worst thing she could be.
She could be a whore - or a murder - or a Republican, ( humor I think...)....anyway - keep the...
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Do you believe that Disneyland and Universal Studios offer lousy entertainment and food?
Both places are giant rip-offs.
To heck with them.
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Kiss of God? Have you ever experienced the kiss of God?
No - but my dog licks me occasionally.
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When is primary election day?
It depends on what country you live in doesn't it?
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american and British government found a reason to go into Afghanistan and Iraq while they was there they both tuck free oil(read description
True in part - both wars do have a great deal to do with helping the large multinational oil companies, ( you know - the ones that bankroll our leaders so they can get into and keep their offices?).
But let's not forget that Afghanistan was the summer home of Bin Laden and his boys....while Iraq was just a mindless exercise in dick waving and a way for some special interest groups to make a...
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Is something wrong with me for liking big cities?
Yes there is - but we forgive you!
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When was the last time you found it extremely difficult to say goodbye to someone or to something?
My grandfather when he divorced my grandmother and moved to California - I never saw him again.
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If "ignorance is Bliss" then what is the opposite?
Knowledge is agony.
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what do you think humans will eventually evolve into
Don't ask me how I did this twice....because I don't know.
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what do you think humans will eventually evolve into
Fertilizer - and much later on we will become coal and oil.
Were just Dodo birds waiting for a good time to go extinct.
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What are things you look for in a man?
A head, arms, feet, torso - the usual.
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How do you celebrate every good moment of your life?
tears of joy.
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i currently in the US i have a warrent in puerto rico need to travel out the country will it come up(not traveling to puerto rico
Most likely it will - the two systems are completely tied in together.
You need to ask a professional about this - this sort of thing is beyond us poor laymen.
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Is voice broadcasting legal?
Yes it is legal.....but how I wish it wasn't.
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What wars were going on around the time you were born?
Korea, Vietnam, Arab/Israel, the "cold war", the revolutionary war in Cuba, and a few scattered insurrections in central America and in the Philippines....
The usual.
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Should the Hell of those you hate become YOUR fate?
Sure - I've nothing better to do at the moment.
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Do viruses have freewill, or are they programmed by the all-mighty to fuck us up?
No - viruses are hardwired to make new viruses. And in the process they can make us more advanced animals sick or even kill us.
They don't think - they reproduce....and if you have a religious bent then you could say that God made them to screw us humans up occasionally.
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Does being sick while ovulating and having sex make chances higher of conceiving?
Good grief! Not that I've heard of!
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What other uses will a cell phone have in the future.
As a spying device for homeland security.
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Have you ever seen god or atleast felt his presence?
No - but it would be pretty cool if he did drop in and say "hi" to his lab rats wouldn't it?
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Are we facing a clash of civilizations? Or something else entirely?
It's always a clash of civilizations in this world - so that's nothing unusual.
Frankly the world is much more "alike" now than it's ever been - what we are actually seeing here is a re-arrangement of political and financial power from the so called western world, ( Including Russia,), to Asia, South America and North Africa.
The old empires are dying - new ones are being formed - it's just...
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Is Huntington's theory of clash of civilizations valid? By "civilizations" he meant religions?
I would say no. Huntington fails to take into account several things.
1. That the majority of people in the world have little or no interest in religion.
2. That the real power in the world is not groups of people with differing religious ideologies but wealth which is controlled in the hands of a few. These wealthy few are - for the most part - religion blind - and they have little or no...
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Why the US government doesn't block such a controversial website NAMBLA?
You mean this bunch of crackpots right?
http://www.nambla.org/
Well - they aren't my cup of tea but throughout history men have been abusing boys in this fashion. The Greeks and the Romans thought it was a good thing for the kiddies.
I find the idea of it disgusting and perverse - but it's always been a part of our society and history.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pederasty
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“We do not inherit the earth from our ancestors, we borrow it from our children.” ~Native American Proverb ~~~ Can we ever repay what we have borrowed?
Never. Smoke and ash cannot be turned back into trees. Humans are parasites on this planet and they do more harm then they do good.
But we are all guilty of it - and at least we are paying lip service to the idea of changing our ways - maybe our children who will have far less than we had will do better than us - it's a remote possibility a best - but it is possible.
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How would you define intelligence?
Knowledge is information. Intelligence is the processing of information.
Knowing something is one thing - using that information to your benefit is something else entirely.
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Why did God punish not only the guilty pair - Adam and Eve, but also the innocent unborn generations?
Because his seance of justice and fair play is askew if not totally out to lunch.
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Serving humanity and Serving God, which is better?
Humanity. Our all powerful god creature should be able to serve himself don't you think?
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whats your take on nazis?
They were and still are assholes.
Humanity seems to manufacture people like them in abundance.
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Spiritually speaking-what is missing in this world?
Our absentee creator.
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Spiritually speaking, do you think money is the one and only religion of world........?
Yes - "wealth" equates to power and control - and is the one "true god" of mankind.
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Three words to glorify God?
Out to lunch.
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Non-Christians: What is your level of understanding of the Christian faith?
I'm no professor of theology but after years of study I have a good laymen's understanding of the Christian religion and to a much lesser extent the other belief systems of man.
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Is wikileaks good for the world?
It's golden - it's one of the greatest things to happen in modern society.
I'm not kidding.
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How hurt would you feel if one of your friends told you that he or she is attracted to people of a different hair colour than yours?
Hair today - gone tomorrow.
I honestly don't care about hair color and what people like and don't like about it - even my friends.
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What is God's purpose in creating this creation?
Boredom. What else did He have to do?
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What would you do for 30 pieces of silver?
I'd sell Jerry Falwell to the Chinese.
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My entire life fell apart today..Help please?
Look - people fall in and out of love all the time....it's a sad thing but it's a part of life.
Certainly you knew this might happen - you've seen enough movies and read enough books to know this and then BOOM! - it happens to you.
Does this whole affair suck? You bet it does! And it hurts like hell to - but consider these few points.
The guy was an asshole - you thought he was a prize but...
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DOES SECRET KEMALIST FETHULLAH GULEN ATTACK THE USA STILL?
No - he sold out and retired in Florida.
There's a new Fethullah Gulen up in Canada they say but he has no interest in expanding his operations to the US.
In this economy few really want to do the job - it's thankless and the profit margins are low. Krmalists in general are getting hard to find anymore - like cassette tapes their becoming obsolete.
Thanks for the post my friend!
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You're waiting in line at the mall's food court and the guy behind you throws up. What do you do?
I'd say this to him..."You know - most people do that AFTER they eat here - not before".
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Perhaps I'm thinking to hard on this but a guy at my job hugged me because I was crying. What does that mean?
That's normal human behavior - don't worry about it.
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i got a 88 chevy silverado it is missing real bad and boggs down real bad when u give it gas it also dies when put in gear with out givengas
It sounds like it's time for a new truck.
Has it hit 200,000 yet? Then it's time for a rebuild anyway...but let me think here a moment.
It's sounds like it's choking or out of time - most likely it's something on the fritz with some electronic thingamajig or in the wires.
Clean the plugs - inspect an replace the plug wires, clean the carb or flush the fuel injection, change the fuel filter,...
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Why are black people into fat white girls?
I must be black then - because I prefer a full figured woman over a skinny one.
Dating as skinny woman is like going out with teenage boy - and I'm not into that sort of thing.
http://www.perfect-wedding-day.com/plus-size-lingerie-models.html
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Are we all equal yet??? I've been holding this pose for 28 years!
Well I'm equal at least - and perhaps just a bit above it.
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i am so sick of seeing some of my younger classmates being pushed around and bullied, and i want to stop it. what should i do?
Confront the bullies and tell them to stop doing what they are doing.
If that doesn't work - then beat them up.
"Hey, you big bully. What's the idea of hitting that little bully?" Grocho Marx.
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Who wrote the bible?
Various people over a span of 1900 years.
Here's a contemporary bible publisher if your interested.
http://www.bhpublishinggroup.com/
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The last US World War I veteran died. Can we put it behind us now?
Why would you want to "put it behind us"? The Great war was a horrible bloodbath and one of the greatest reminders that all wars are stupid and should never be fought.
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how many wonders are actually in the world?
Just 7 wonders and a bunch of "really neat stuff".
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Seven_Wonders_of_the_World
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Bugs... how big is the biggest?
Mothra.
Physical description
Form(s) Larva and Adult Forms
Length Larval form
30-180 meters
Adult form
24-80 meters
Weight Larval form
9,000-15,000 tons
Adult form
15,000-25,000 tons
Wingspan 75-250 meters
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mothra
Another "big bug" is "Them", who are giant ants.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Them!
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How can I sell my original ideas in an open market?
Find your target customers and market your ideas to them.
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what word should be in the dictionary but isnt?
Smeghead.
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So, AB staff deletes nonsense answers to their nonsense questions. What do you think about that?
It's their website - they can do what they want with it.
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What/where is the True Church?
Here's their website: http://www.atruechurch.info/
And their address:
a true church, P. O. Box 130, Moodys, OK 74444
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What is the oldest religion in Europe?
Sun worship most likely.
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How many people think US President Barack Obama, if he decides to run for pres. again, which I wouldn't doubt, will be re-elected in 2012?
it really depends on which Republican moron the rich people choose to run against Obama. If they give us another lame choice like last time Obama is a shoe in - but if they actually find somebody sane in that collection of miscreants they parade about then Obama may loose.
If Palin gets the nomination Obama will win in a landslide - America is full of stupid people but frankly "that dog don't...
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my name became former member and my all activity has gone,profile has deleted.and lank down me sage to novice,why?till last night it wasn't
Karma.....you are suffering from bad karma.
Send me $100 bucks and I can fix it for you.
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What is your stance on the "Big Bang" theory?
The bigger the better!
That aside - the theory seems to fit the facts as we know them.
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I just got an iPod, i want to connect it to our wireless, but my dad wont give me the password. is there a way to login without reseting it?
The password might be on a sticker attached to the wireless router - take a look for it.
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Do you know how Michael Jackson's song "Black or White" related to Sociology?!...
Can you explain that please... thank you :)
Sociology? No.
Psychology? Yes.
Mr. Jackson was a fruitcake. He wanted to turn himself into a white woman - and instead wound up looking like a Joker from a deck of cards.
That aside - his fetish for little boys completely cost him his sanity.
Ah, but fruitcakes make the world go round don't they?
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I feel like committing suicide but I don't wan to go to the hospital what should i do?
Go over to a friends house and talk to them about it.
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if my great granddad is half Jamaican what does that make me?
Quizzical.
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Do you think that the recession will overcome soon?
Nope - doom awaits us all.
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Fill in the blank: If you are going to the __________, you need to bring a __________.
cemetery / shovel
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Should we go on pretending they are talking to us like family?
I ignore the "talking heads" on TV - they could be talking about chugging Clorox in Borneo for all I care - television "news" is a waste of time.
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You and your best friend of the same sex have a MASSIVE night out. You both wake up naked in eachothers arms. The first thing you say is...?
Did you make any coffee?
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Ok I have been with my boyfriend for 5 months now and he is really amazing and he means alot to me. He treats me like I want to be treated.
Hang in there and see if things change one way or another.
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How much horsepower does a 1996 Pontiac Trans Am WS6 make?
It depends on whether the engine is on or off - and how it is tuned.
Anywhere from zero to maybe 650 sh depending upon it bore and supercharging.
You might peak it to 1,000 sh or greater but you'll blow it to hell by doing so.
Actually that's rather fun to do - I have some buddies who hot rod and they bet on how much sh they can get out of an old engine before it explodes...they can get some...
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I am 40 years old who is recently separated. I have never been attracted to men. Lately I have desires to be with a man in a MMF 3 way.
Thanks for telling us that.......
I find "kinky" sex rather disgusting - but to each his own.
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Which country in the world that men are raping the young girls?
All of them.
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What is or was the best game ever made for any system??
Big game.
It's a pity that you can't hunt them anymore.
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American hostages killed by Somali pirates: Who's really to blame?
The pirates of course.
It's high time we eliminate them once and for all.
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This is a test. This is only a test. Had this been an actual question...
"This is a test of the Emergency Question System. The Internet service providers of your area in voluntary cooperation with the department of homeland security and other authorities have developed this system to keep you informed in the event of an emergency question."
"If this had been an actual emergency question, you would have been instructed where to sign in your area for news and...
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What do you think of the Fox news channel?
It's amusing - but it isn't news.
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Largest dictatorship in the world?
China.
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if you had to be reincarnated into a car, what, or who's car would you be?
This one: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CFoaFRG1rqo&feature=related
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Who do you think you were in a past life?
A chunk of rock and ice in orbit around a long gone sun.
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Shouldn't Atheists and Muslims be friends, since they both secretly worship Satan?
Atheists "worship" nothing - Muslims on the other hand worship the sane god creature that you do.
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how many things can be made with eggs and flour?
Let's see.
Egg + flour =1
Flour + egg =2
2 things. But if we add butter we get.
Egg + butter+ flour = 1
Egg + flour + butter = 2
Flour + butter + egg= 3
Flour + egg + butter = 4
Butter + egg + flour =5
Butter+ flour + egg =6
6 things.
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What are you sorry for? Do you say sorry too much?
I'm sorry - I have no idea why i do this.
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Why do robots evolve one short fat leg and one long thin one?
God made robots - not evolution.
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Best places in Park City Utah.
Outside the city limits.
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Is it all my fault?
Your dad sounds like an asshole - and that's his problem.
You are cutting yourself - and that's your problem.
Talk to somebody at school - your teacher perhaps - talk to your doctor next time you see them - or the cops - or a neighbor - don't let him verbally abuse you.
Cutting is an ignorant - dumb thing to do - self mutilation solves nothing but makes you look like an idiot. Your dad is...
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What's the point of a white bathing suit?
It covers your nakedness. Which is something most of us don't wish to see.
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Why is suicide so looked down on
Because most of the time it's unnecessary. Hitler for example was right to commit suicide - as he had nothing to gain by living. The same can apply to many terminally ill patients with painful diseases.
But your average person doesn't face those problems - and suicide is too radical a remedy for the normal pains of everyday life.
Suicide hurts more than the dead - those who know a suicide...
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Suppose NYC taxpayers like paying $9 million to pay replacements for teachers who take absence for union business?
That's just the cost of doing business...I'm sure my company likes flying technicians all around the world to service broken and faulty equipment - but that's just the breaks...
It's better that the little rugs rats have a teacher in the classroom then just leaving them on their own to get into mischief isn't it?
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"I like your Christ, I do not like your Christians. Your Christians are so unlike your Christ." What do you think of Gandhi's comment?
It's true - most Christians have never been nailed to a cross.
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my son is 12 but has adhd and mentally is not that age problem is he wants to masterbate he was laying in the middle of cub
That's interesting. Thanks for sharing that with us.
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How do you like your bananas?
Eatable.
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where will all you atheists go when your foxhole comes calling
My bunker......I'm allergic to foxholes.
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What is the oddest thing you own?
Geiger counters.
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Hey guys, has someone ever took the urinal next to you despite having 20 other urinals open? What was your first reaction?
That they had to piss.
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What is most responsible for giving your life meaning?
Love.
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what exactly is a "points tracker" inside a nascar stock car?
it's another lame gimmick to try to ad "excitement" in an otherwise lame automobile "race" series.
Real automobile racing doesn't need gimmicks - all they need is fast cars and drivers with skills. The days of Nascar being considered as real automobile racing are long gone.
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why are people on AB so sexually enticed?
Because few of us are getting laid on a regular basis.
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Men: My wife is at a party. Where is yours?
She is smuggling cocaine into an elementary school while disguised as a nun.
It's just a temp job.....
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What would you do if two guys you like, likes you back? How do you pick the right person?
Why choose - keep them both.
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What are the pros and cons of being an American
Indeed. Life in America is just like the movie "Blade Runner" as performed by Monty Python or the "Carry on" filmmakers
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Should we be against wearing leather if it is extracted from beef cows used for consumption?
No. Why let the hides go to waste?
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Your favorite marketing technique ? Internet Marketing, Email Marketing, SEO, etc.
Bribery and extortion are my two favorite marketing techniques.
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Is it fair for colleges to make admissions decisions based on applicants' Facebook profiles?
Only a fool would freely list undesirable information about themselves in a public message service.
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Why does a massless particles move at the speed of light?
Because they can.
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Is there such a thing as forbidden knowledge?
Was there ever?
No - all knowledge should be available for all.
There have been many secrets over the years - but none should be kept from us intentionally.
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Do you think Humans are still evolving?
Yes we are still evolving but perhaps not quite as quickly as we once did.
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How do angels differ from humans?
Human exist - angles do not.
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My new favorite word is "dimwit". What is your favorite word?
Godfry-Danial!....( spoken as one word ).
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told husband was gonns die soon not knowing when is a issue
I'm sorry to hear that - frankly it's best not to know some things.
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Do you think there is such a thing as 'false' hope.
Yes - the concept of an "afterlife" is a perfect example of a false hope.
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Are you looking for change in life?
Always.
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Druidism has just been officially announced as an official religion in the UK, what do you think?
I'm happy for the United Kingdom....may they enjoy their "new" official religion.
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it there such thing as an atheist prophet ?
Maybe for some - but this atheist here, ( me,), isn't interested in any.
Like the rest of the "prophets" he or she can go peddle her papers elsewhere.
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Slave in 18th century america or serf in 10th century britain? which was worse?
Slavery.
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If you had one wish...what would it be?
I'll let Mark Twain speak for me.
The Five Boons of Life.
Chapter I
In the morning of life came a good fairy with her basket, and said:
"Here are gifts. Take one, leave the others. And be wary,
chose wisely; oh, choose wisely! for only one of them is valuable."
The gifts were five: Fame, Love, Riches, Pleasure, Death.
The youth said, eagerly:
"There is no need to consider"; and he chose...
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Why do people not like different?
I love different - different is good!
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Why do Atheists indirectly attack Islam by directly attacking Christianity which by far is the least threatening?
Personally I've had more trouble from professing Christians than professing Muslims or Jews.......but that aside I don't attack any religion but merely point out the flaws in certain aspects of religious dogma and those who try to cram their religious beliefs down my throat by using more zeal than common sense.
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I'm 18. I think I'm pregnant if I am I'm prolly almost 4 months but i also been stressed. But how can I tell my mom I might be pregnant?
You tell her that your pregnant. It's as simple as that.
But first I would spend a couple of bucks on a home pregnancy test first - you might as well be sure your pregnant before you tell anyone that you are pregnant.
Congratulations to you!
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My online relationship of almost 6 years had been lying for almost the entire time. Is it possible for every single word to have been a lie?
It's possible - and maybe even likely.
Yeah - say "fuck him", or just "press the reset button" and start it fresh with the realization that you know he is not to be trusted .
I know and am quite friendly with several lying people - some people are just full of shit you know....that doesn't make them evil - it's almost a sickness with them - and it can be fun dealing with them sometimes.
...
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What are the real benefits to walking a few miles a day? What are the drawbacks?
Benefits: Better overall health.
Drawbacks: Muggings and getting run over by cars.
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I wish to die.
Then die. It is your right you know - your life is your own. But consider this first.
1. Your going to die someday regardless of what you do now - we all do.
2. Your life is like everyone else s life - it's a roller coaster of low points and high points...right now it sucks - tomorrow it may be better - in a week it could be great.
3. Education is nice - but as a practical matter it...
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Divine Intervention or Good Luck?
Luck.
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How well do you think Humans will survive in the wild?
Humans are Animals - we just have better tool using skills then our distant cousins.
Some humans will do rather well - the bushmen of Africa for example - and other "primitive" people.
We "western - technological" people have and will fair poorly in the wild if separated from our tools.
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In your opinion, what is the best sounding accent?
Cockney.
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How would you feel if Satan possessed your disco stick?
he can have it - I can't dance.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zb9UND65mto
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Does a democratic government have more right to privacy that its citizens?
No.
Government is the servant of the people - not it's master.
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Do you believe The USA will kick its addiction to foreign oil before gas is ten dollars a gallon What can be done that The US is not doing?
No. So long as huge multinational companies are left to make energy policies in this country there will be no serious steps taken to ween America of it's dependence on foreign oil.
For years progressive leaders promoted energy independence - while conservative leaders did the bidding of those who control the energy supplies in this nation - and that is how it will remain until there is a...
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Have you had a friend or a loved one die in Afghanistan or Iraq?
Yes.
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Is the USA playing the "food card" to extort the middle east?
The US is an old "dirty" joke in the middle east....what influence we once had has been pissed away and replaced with mistrust and derision.
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what will be made of the middle east after its period of transition?
No - but we will have to learn the names of the new dictators that arise up from the ashes.
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Is there times when war is the only answer?
A provisional "no". All wars can be avoided if the reasons for a conflict can be avoided or dealt with in time.
If Bush Jr. Had been a normal man instead of a tool for the neocolonialism movement and not invaded Iraq. Or if Hitler could have been assassinated back in 1932, or - the Confederacy may have taken their case to Washington without firing on fort Sumter - etc...
A stitch in time...
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opinions on guy's boat shoes?
When I'm on a boat I wear them.
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Oh no! Everybody run for the hills! - joke
Liar! You promised us a "joke" and there wasn't one! A quick grin perhaps but no joke.
I'll give you a joke. An unhinged right winger - after an overdose of conservative talk radio ran out of his mobile home screaming , "The sky is falling - the sky is falling!".
Down the street he ran shouting - blindly spewing forth nonsense that most people ignored until he ran in front of a speeding...
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Are you ready for change NOW ?
Always - different is good.
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what happen when all the planets stop moving in their orbit in the universe?
One hell of a wreck.
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What is your most treasured possession?
Old question.
My life.
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Anyone have a bugout bag of emergency supplies in case they have to leave home fast?
More or less - I'm an old cold warrior and I used to take that stuff rather seriously at one time.
http://www.conelrad.com/index.php
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What do You have to hide?
That I am really from a small planet somewhere in the vicinity of Betelgeuse, and had originally only come to Earth to do some research for an article I was writing on it for the Hitch hikers Guide to the Galaxy.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/h2g2/
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What is your style of worship ?
Freestyle.
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Is sacrificing animals to the god is a sin?
Perhaps - perhaps not. But it's a stupid thing to do.
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How can your religion / Faith be described in one sentence ?
What works for me.
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A 27 year old woman I am seeing admitted to sleeping with 31 guys prior to me. She's been sexually active for 10 years. Is this a lot?
She kept count? Weird.
Unless she was paid for her services I wouldn't worry about it.
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What is the kindest thing God has ever done to you...?
Left me alone.
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if you discovered a planet what would you name it?
My world.
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I cant stop thinking about my friend of 10+ years since the day i met her. she has a boyfriend though. what do i do
Nothing.
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Do you like jello with fruit at the bottom?
Actually I like fruit with jello on the top.
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I think I'm addicted to dancing. Is that possible?
Yup.
The same thing happened to Isadora Duncan.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Isadora_Duncan
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How difficult is it to convert to Catholicism?
Is wanting to honor my grandmother and her religious traditions a good reason to convert?
No - it's a lousy reason to convert.
You have to follow what your heart and mind tell you to follow - if your just doing something to placate the last wishes of a dead person then your looking for trouble down the road.
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When a girl lied and caught red handed, should i believe her anymore?
So?
Who hasn't told a lie occasionally?
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Repaid stolen money per agreement with friend, but now they are ruining my life with detriment of character, slander, and stealing from me
Kill them.
It's not a good answer - but it's an answer.
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Televangelist Benny Hinn & Paula White in "inappropriate relationship" Are you surprised by family values hypocrisy anymore?
Nothing that those TV extortionists & con-men who masquerade as "evangelists" surprises me anymore.
What does surprise me is that anyone would believe anything that they say.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EprQGmZ3Imw
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What kind of nipple jewlrey do you like on a woman?
I hate that sort of thing - I think it makes women look like cheap prostitutes.
No insult intended - I sincerely hope you enjoy your jewelry. I'm just somewhat of a prude about this stuff.
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Worst case hypothetical scenario. If the US economy collapses, what do you see rising from the ashes?
A vicious right wing dictatorship.
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Why should we legalize weed if the only ones who think it should are stoners?
This is an often repeated question...
I have no use for weed - zero interest - Nada.
Yet I have no problem with people enjoying it like I would a beer or a cocktail.
Nobody - I mean nobody I know who uses it - abuses it.
I can't say that for booze.
I think those people who are grossly intolerant should be spanked for being the petulant children that they are.
And what gives petulant...
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Why do people have to be a ass when people only ask a question?!?!... i mean dang its just a question!!!!
Sometimes it's funny - sometimes it isn't.
People are wired differently - one mans humor is another mans insult.
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I'm looking to buy a new car. Any suggestions on what car I should buy?
A Porsche 911 or a Full sized Chevy Pickup.
Anything else is just transportation.
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I think I am a shopaholic. How can I know for sure?
You purchase more than you can afford.
You buy things you don't really need or want.
You fantasize about shopping.
Your shopping interferes with other important things you must do.
Your conversations tend to center on shopping and material goods.
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Tea Party people, Will the Wacko Conspiracy Theories and Paranoid Delusions, Ever Become Unbelieveable for you?
Cut it out! Amusing madmen make the world more enjoyable!
Let the lunatics run rampant in the mad-house, and don't try to cure them!
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Who's in charge here?
Metaphysically you could say that you are....it's your question after-all.
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Could you tell me the useful points of dining with a lady senator?
Let her pay the tab.
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Why do people who have such a disrespect for God, hang out in the christian section of AB? Are they secretly trying to learn something?
Maybe.
I'm here because I like the arguments.
Win - loose, or draw I put my "religious beliefs" on trial against another. And I learn new things just about every time I do so.
A good atheist or theist will put their beliefs to the test - because deep down they want to know the truth....I am here to learn and have fun while doing so - if your not having a good time then you should most...
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Should I commit suicide? I don't know what to do.
You sound like a normal 17 year old guy to me.
Should you kill yourself? Most likely not - your going to die someday anyway so why rush the process? It's a waste of time and will piss off everybody you know.
Your just in a funk - people get them - and they can go on for some time....my advice is to change stuff in you life radically as it's not working out for you.
Take up a hobby or find...
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America's soft power over Europe Euroding.
Frankly the Europeans find us a nuance. They like America but at the same time find us Americans ignorant and arrogant, ( a deadly combination to say the least,).
What little "soft power" we still had with the Europeans virtually died under the 8 years of the Bush regime - there is little love lost between the two societies today and it's only mutual treaties and a past working relationship...
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Do you secretly hope that 2012 doomsday happens?
Oh yes - I long to see my family and friends die in a horrible way.........
Just kidding!
Of course nobody wants doomsday - as far as we know we are the only life form in the universe - what rational person would want to see that destroyed?
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Who would sign an AB petition to remove none Christian cults from the Christian section?
No.
I believe in the free expression of ideas and the right of all people to discus in a public forum their opinions on any subject they wish.
I am an atheist - however I find it disrespectful to call such "brands" of religion like The Mormons, Jehovah's witness, and Christian Science "cults". Frankly I think that all religions are cults - but to single these three out and to pay public...
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Sex or watch the 500?
Watching the 500 now-days is like watching them remove your spleen through your ear.
Now back in the day - and I mean the 1960's - that was racing...all you have now is cookie cutter drivers driving cookie cutter cars.
B O R I N G !
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I'm guess I'm an Xbox. Are you more Atari?
PS3 baby!
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Are rich people ultimately happier compare to average and poor people?
In my experience the answer is yes - on average the rich are happier than the poor.
Money can indeed buy things that make a person happy, food, shelter, clothing, amusements, etc. And money can bring you security and peace of mind as well.
Those with money are the lucky few - and just knowing that you have that kind of luck is enough to make some people happy.
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My 20 year old son, Kristian, is currently in ICU, on life support. Can I please ask all Christians who read this to pray for him, please?
I'm not a Christian but I hope that your son gets better.
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if anyone asked, I'd say I was a Christan, but I've doubts, even though I pray, i wonder if theirs a god listening, Am I going to hell?
Maybe - maybe not...the Christian god by all accounts is a fickle one....and too he might be as fictitious as Zeus or Poseidon......you really can't be sure.
just live a good life and try to be as moral and honest as you can and don't worry about such stuff. If there is a God then you might get lucky and win his favor - if not then you've done nothing more then wasted a few hours of your...
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Hey Christians, I'm one of you so will you PLEASE lay off the Atheists?
A bad idea.
Let the zealots ramble and by their foolishness destroy the reputation of their beliefs - or perhaps convert the godless.
This is what they want to do - I say they have every right to keep doing it.
I know this is a hard thing to do - and good honest believers in their religion will suffer for their ravings - but the lunatics feel that they are called to make a mockery out of...
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Obama? Antichrist? Yes? No?
Good grief no! I'm the antichrist!
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Do you get off on your own self-righteousness?
Pretty much.
Hay - why should I let my self righteousness go to waste?
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If Wal-Mart is the largest corporation in the world then why dont they do more to help people, like beyond just selling consumer products?
Wal Mart is one step above a criminal enterprise. It is a vile company that ruins lives and treats it's employees like dirt.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Criticism_of_Wal-Mart
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Could a major corporation like Wal-Mart could potentially become the world government? Would a private corporation do a better job?
The last thing you could want is a one world corporate government - where everyone is treated like an employee instead of a human being.
Corporations have no soul - they have the welfare of no-one at heart.
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Does the thought of putting your question on answerbag ever comfort you when your in a really ugly situation?
Well - it's fun, and I guess there is comfort to be found in having fun.
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Good morning! What are your thoughts on the conflict between the teachers and Gov. of Wisconsin?
I hope the teachers win.
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If you could speak any language in the world, then what language would you speak?
Russian - my company has been doing a lot of business there in the past few years.
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Do they actually kill cats in the Catskill Mountains?
Those bloodthirsty mountains will kill anything!
Beware!
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Finish the story: Part 2
"Well this is a right bloody tosser isn't it madam" Peeves said as he gave Sofia her brandy.
"That is an understatement Peeves" - said Sophia as she took the brandy and downed it in one gulp. " Look at the carpets! How are we going to get the blood out of them?"
Peeves shook his head - "Madam, Mr. Jonathan has arrived - shall I show him in?"
"That thug? - I should say not! - Dispose of him...
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Did Satan put dinosaur bones on the moon to make people not believe in Jesus?
Good grief no!
The Nazi's put the bones on the moon....and they are coming back for more!
http://www.ironsky.net/site/#teaser
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Which do you have; a clean house or a clean mind?
Neither - I can't afford it.
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How many wipes does it usually take you to fully clean yourself after you've taken a shit?
What? Wipe what? What are you talking about here? What foolishness is this?
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Is PeeWee Herman Satanic?
Actually Mr. Herman is rumored to be the second coming.
The second coming of what is a bit vague at the moment - but defiantly the second of something.....
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Why are people so quick to respond to questions pertaining to God, Jesus, the gospel, etc.--more so than any OTHER question?
I can't speak for others but I occasionally enjoy a religious question or two.
Especially if they are penned by a true zealot or a crackpot.
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Do you think faith is something you have to work for?
No - it's something you purchase when you feel the need for it.
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What should happen to Al-Janabi, the CIA source who admitted to lying about WMD's in Iraq? Is this reason to end the occupation of Iraq?
The whole war was based on lies - and those of us, ( like me I'm glad to say,), knew that at the time and protested against it.
Al-Janabi is nothing - a little fish among a vast criminal conspiracy of smaller and larger fish.....I don't have much use for the little ones - I want the big ones.
The Bush and Cheney lied us into a war - they knew the truth and they hid it - they knew what they...
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With state governors in WI, OH, and elsewhere standing up to union bosses, how long until those thugs have to get real jobs?
A good question. Thugs like the governors of WI and OH wont last long if they keep trying to grind the American workers under their heal like this that's for sure!
Notice how the criminal governors don't talk about reducing their own extravagant pay and benefits? And they wont either - it's the working men and women of the state who take it on the chin, they are to sacrifice while the so...
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Why Bible keep on reivising does it mean that it was not in perfect on the first instance?
The bible chapters reflect the will of the various humans who created them.
Parts written in different eras reflect the opinions and viewpoints of the people who dreamed it up at that time. As the times changed their personal pet peeves changed and their writing reflects those changes.
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What do you think our world is coming to?
An eventual conclusion....it's a pity that we wont be around to see it.
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atheists . do you find it funny and ironic when "christians" flag your bible quotes as "offensive"?.
Always.
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Why Christians do not follow the commandment of GOD not to eat the meat of pork?
Most Christians are hypocrites who "pick and choose" what to believe and not believe in their holy texts.
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Is Abu Ghraib (sp?) a done deal..yesterday's news...behind us...or will it always and forever haunt us?
it should haunt us forever as a reminder of our national shame.
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Why is it that leftists think that government monopolies are a good thing by private sector monopolies are bad?
I at least have some control over what my government does - I have no control over what a large private monopoly does.
Why would the right wingers think that having less control over vital national interests as being a good thing?
History has proven time and time again that corporations will always serve their interests first - and exploit those who they dominate for profit.
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Was Jesus Muslim?
Jesus is regarded as a prophet in the Muslim faith - but he was of Jewish heritage.
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What are your thoughts about the BP spill?
Icky!
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Since the invasion of Iraq, the US and UK have taken control of the worlds second largest oil supply. Why is it then that oil prices have rocketed, given that we, the west, pretty much control the supply?
Because we gave these oil fields to the multinational oil companies to control - and they value their profits much more then they value the economic well being of the human race.
Trusting the rich is a fools bet Captain Birdseye - their interests have nothing to do with yours.
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Complete this sentence: Miss Deighton looks oh so ___________ in her dress and boots.
..well used and worn out...
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Do you suspect ,as I do, that the reason oil prices are going up,$108 a barrel today, is because OPEC is trying to send us a message to get the frill out of Iraq and know this will hurt the GOP in the elections?
No - I suspect it's just the greedy kings and sheiks and dictators along with their corporate robber baron friends bleeding the last bit of money out of the world in anticipation of a complete global economic meltdown.
In the end they will have all the wealth and power - and we will have nothing.
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Why do they put a ring in a pig's nose?
So they can smuggle it to Mt. Doom.
or so pigs can't root under fences and escape....I forget which it is.....
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What is the name for a pig's eye?
Go ask a pig.
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My little piggy went to market, where did yours go?
Broadway - to star in a new musical - "Pigs on stage".
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This little piggy went to market, this little piggy stayed at home, this little piggy had bread and butter and this little piggy ____?
..wanted no part of this whole affair and moved to Cleveland.
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I just slapped you. What for??
There was a poisonous bug on my arm.
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Random Now! Finish up the story '' Once Upon A Time...''
..lord Satan asked his followers - "Should we posses the souls of Democrats or Republicans?". His followers shouted..."Republicans!".
Satan shook his weary head - why did it always have to be Republicans???
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How do you get nail polish remover out of a coffee table?
By blasting.
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Americans: What is England famous for?
The English.
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Who was the greatest film maker?
Eastman Kodak.
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OMG, I just had a can of soup that was 3 years out of date. Am I going to die?
Yes - everyone dies.
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You were just caught exacerbating a situation. Should you be embarrassed?
No - it's my calling.
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If I was to search your room, what is the most unusual thing I would find?
My collection of moose teeth.
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Oh Oh, looks like the thought police have just pulled up outside your door...what have you been thinking you naughty AB'er?
I wanted some bacon - and it looks like I got some.
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Oh go on! Just tell me! I won't tell anyone, I promise! ;)
Indeed - you will tell no-one....for if you do you will feel the wrath of my minions!
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Finish the 2009 version of this story. The big bad wolf went to the three little piggys houses. He called to the piggy in the straw house and said, I'll huff and I'll puff and I'll blow your house down. The little piggy sneezed on the wolf and ........?
.....said, "Do you have a moment where we can talk about heaven and the afterlife?"
The wolf grimaced - then pulled from it's scabbard the mighty sword known as "Bacon-maker" , and decapitated the swine.
"That was a close one!" Said the wolf to his sidekick Cub-boy, " Where to next?"
Cub-boy squinted at the scroll - " Down the block to the right - there's a pig living in a stick house....it...
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You walk into a room and there are 100 people walking in circles all dressed in green tights with name tags that all say "GREGORY". Why?
Because someone in the office of temporal reality made a mistake. What you do is you go to the nearest Ultra phone and dial up the emergency planetary reality hotline and report this problem with the space time continuum. The Time Guardians will deal with the situation.
Afterwards you should report in with your section leader and see if you need to get a mind wipe or just electroshock...
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What, if anything, would you give up to be 21 again?
Unknown - something I'm sure.
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What does this mean? Only the shadow knows!
The Shadow is a collection of serialized dramas, originally in pulp magazines, then on 1930s radio and then in a wide variety of media, that follow the exploits of the title character, a crime-fighting vigilante with psychic powers. One of the most famous pulp heroes of the 20th century, The Shadow has been featured in comic books, comic strips, television, video games, and at least five motion...
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What is your favorite thing that comes in a can?
Tennis balls.
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Finish the story
That was the last straw for Janet - she had been bullied and tormented by her father for 30 years and she simply couldn't take it anymore - correction - WOULDN'T take it anymore.
Janet spat, " So you miserable bastard - what makes you think I give a tinkers damn about your opinions anymore?" as she drew the 38 from her purse. "You destroyed mother and my brother with your bullshit but your...
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What should I call my imaginary business?
Invisotech.
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What is something that you would describe as "doomed" or "hopeless"?
Teaching humanity how not to be so stupid.
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What was 'Butch' Cassidy's real name? Please don't say it was Darryl.
Butch Cassidy (April 13, 1866 – ca. November 6, 1908), born Robert LeRoy Parker, was a notorious American train robber, bank robber, and leader of the Wild Bunch Gang.
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I'd never wanna live __________.
In a Fascist - right wing country.
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Albert Einstein appears in you kitchen....what do you do?
Shoo him out the door - I have work to do.
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Are YOU sure you were invited to the Thank God it's Friday Party?
No, I'm just catering the event.
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Oh that looks like it hurts. What is "it"?
A Right wing talk show host.
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How much sunlight does a lake get
How many clouds are over the lake?
Or for that matter - is it day or night?
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How do "terrorists" pick their targets?
The "neocons" look for weak countries to invade or where American business interests might profit from either the spoils of war or the machinery used in waging that war.
The "other terrorists" just poke around the edges looking for a weak spot where their few assets may be used effectively.
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Is Hal Lindsey a false prophet?
Hal Lindsey isn't a prophet - he's a bunco artist....a con man - a crackpot - and an all around smeghead.
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You have one question for God. What is it? Atheists can replace "God" with "Absolute Truth" if that floats your boat.
So - anything interesting happen to you today?
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While the US is the greatest democracy on earth, how come so many people don't have access to good education and healthcare?
America isn't the "greatest" at anything except in military might.
That said - we have lousy educational and health care services due in part because of the obscene amount we spend on maintaining our military might.
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What is your fave outfit when crossdressing
Angora sweaters.
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What will you do when you get bored at your office?
Riot.
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What do you need to make candles?
Wicks!
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IS TURKEY'S-ARMY BASED-SECRET STATE'S REGIME-KEMALISM, A BAD COPY OF STALINISM?
Not really - it's more of a rip-off of "Three's company" than anything else....with maybe a bit of "Mod Squad" throw in.
Love ya my friend - keep'em flying!
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Doing an oil change ,but have some slugged caked oil that needs to be removed. How do I remove it (Harleylowrider 1990)
Flush the engine out with kerosine.
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Recent reports state that it would cost ~$140 billion to fix all the bridges in the US - and the bill will get higher the longer we wait. So that's equal to HOW many weeks of what we are spending in Iraq?
Ah yes! Bush's war of lies - and we are going to go on paying for it for years to come!
Ain't it grand? Think of how many bills we could have paid if we hadn't been lied into attacking Iraq?
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Do you think FDR in at least some sense goaded Japan into attacking the U.S. during WWII?
Yes indeed - there's no doubt about it.
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True or false....the united states and the soviet union were the worlds two great superpowers following world war 2.
False.
The United States was a mega power - while the Soviet Union was a mess in 1945.
However - within ten years the Soviets were back in the ball game....but they never rivaled us in pure military might..... they came close - but they never made it that far.
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True or false: United States should pump one trillion dollars of oil out of Iraq, the second largest oil country in the world, to pay for the war we are fighting for them.
False.
We started the war based entirely on lies - wrecked the country - and killed over half a million natives - and now you want to steal from the survivors of our aggression?
Your pretty sick squire....but I still love you.
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Iraq is now flush with about 79 billion dollars from oil revenues. Should Iraq pay for the rebuilding of its infrastructure? Also, should Iraq pay us back for the invasion?
No - they didn't start the war - we did.
Ahem - If I burn down your house - shouldn't you pay me for the matches and gasoline I used to do it with?
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Here in Arizona our govenor Jan Brewer got rid of all dqay kindergarten! What a bunch of BS! So now kids are going to be running around
Yeah - another one of those "pro family" type Republicans isn't she?
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Who or what is the largest hurdle in the march towards a biosphere conscience?
Humanity.
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Share your views:
Will the third world war come?How it will come?
Why yes it will come.
It will start when the smart people get totally fed up with ignorance nonsense like ....."It will come in the next 20 years, and will be started by moslems trying to spread their hate filled Satanic cult throughout the world"... and start shooting the nitwits who say such things.
God - I hope I live to see that day.....
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In The 2012 Will There Be An Apocylypse?If So Then What Do You Think Will Happen.
I'll be dancing with my wife, Jimmy Buffet & friends...
They say this universe is bound to blow
But I say we crank up the calypso control
Apocalyp...Apocalyp...Apocalypso
Now I'm no dancer as dancer's go
But this is one step that you need to know
Apocalyp...Apocalyp...Apocalypso
We'll be dancin' when we go
Planets come and planets go
Apocalypso
Undisturbed the dancers flow
Apocalypso
Old...
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Should me sink another drink? Will it give us time to think?
Sorry - this only works for Billy Idol.
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Do you think Elizabeth Edwards forgave Jhon (her husband)for his infidelity, b4 she passed away?
I doubt it..... she had other things to worry about.
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i stealing with good intentions bad?
U stealing with good intentions bad.
Grammar not good either.
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Are you a warmonger or peacekeeper?
Peace baby!
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What are the dagers of a peacekeeper
Forgetting where they stored the peace.
Hangnails.
Dead batteries in the remote.
Split ends & helmet hair.
Parking tickets on the tank.
Dying in some crappy far off land for some made up bullshit reason.
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What is the "Big Society"?
An unsuccessful musical from 1931.
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What is well-being?
A creature that Jack and Jill were going to visit before they had their big accident.
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Try, try, try, try, try, try, try, try, try, try, try, try, try, try, try, try, try, try.... How many times before you should just give up?
Once is enough for me - that's why I keep a ready supply of lackeys and toadies handy to do my menial tasks for me.
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how coated do plants become in a oil spill
Real icky sometimes.
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Would you be happy if the Arab people in revolt get a Democratic vote??
Yup.
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Has it kicked off in the Arab Countries?
My word yes! And the funeral is Monday.
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Why does the Holy Quran condemn clowning?
Most sane people condemn clowning - or should.
Clowns are vile things - and mimes are no better.
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Adam and Eve: Adam lived 930 years according to the bible, how old was Eve when she died?
Can't say - seems god forgot to issue her a birth certificate.
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What kind of purpose does revenge serve?
It passes the time.
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would you cut off a finger for a loved one
No - my loved ones prefer whole heads....may I please cut yours off and give it to them?
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TX wants to cut education funding. Do you think the future of TX and the nation will benefit from education cuts?
My word yes - as if Americans weren't stupid enough - let's cut the funding for education some more.
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Is Lady Gaga the literal biological offspring of Satan?
Silly boy - Lady Gaga IS Satan.
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Are the 5 Rabbi found slaving children in Iowa still Rabbis.. or has the Jewish Temple striped them of that title?
No - they forced them into Catholicism.
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What is you earliest clear memory?
Watching F Troop on TV.
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25 moths of Obama presidency. 10% unemployment, 18.9% underemployment. The Messiah? The Great Hope and Change? The Anointed ONE?
Yes he is. You however are the anointed fool. But we love you too!
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Iraq wants a billion for damages, they owe us Trillions. Should we send the Sheriff to collect or control the oil until bill paid in full?
Why do they owe us trillions? Other than our invading them and wrecking their country over a bunch of lies - what do they owe us?
To the victor remains the spoils - and the cost of those spoils is a cool billion......that's pretty cheap if you ask me.
War ain't cheap brother - and the victor has to pay the bar tab.... didn't you know that?
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how does oil affect the development of the Arab world ?
It makes it slippery sometimes.
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Explain why the Arb countries can become self-sufficient through economic integration
No.
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Catfight! Why do men like to watch women fight?
Occasionally - it's a guilty pleasure of mine.
As to why I enjoy it - I guess watching two idiotic women scratch at each other is just fun and silly.
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What one word best describes "Lady Gaga?"
Gag!
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Do you think there'll be a Croatoan outbreak in 2012?
Yes - soon their will be billions of Croatian's everywhere...the infestation will be worse than bed bugs....
Doom awaits us all! Beware!
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What did USA Lovers-Pro West Muslims, and the sworn enemies-KEMALISTS against the USA, do this week?
They made mince pies and had their hair done.
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Do the Middle Eastern protesters want "democracy" as we, in the west, understand it? How does their version of "democracy" differ?
These guys want freedom - democracy is nice but ending a brutal dictatorship is good for a start.
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Would Donald Trump make a good president?
He's not a bad guy - but he's not suited for the job.
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What's the Funniest Bumper Sticker you've seen?
Bush - Cheney for president.
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Why are people afraid of commitment?
Because once you've been committed you have few civil rights.
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Why are people so stereotype?
please answer this quetion.
Mono types are considered obsolete..
Surround sound types are the latest thing.
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What's your opinion on Satanic Ritual Abuse?
Abusing satanic rituals should be a crime.
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do you actually read the super-long answers/questions given here on AB?
I'm sorry - I couldn't finish reading your question.....could you restate it?
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I HATE IT WHEN PEOPLE MAKE STATEMENTS ON ANSWERBAG INSTEAD OF ASKING QUESTIONS!!!
So - what's the question......
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What is a " Vicious DOG "?
–adjective
1.
addicted to or characterized by vice; grossly immoral; depraved; profligate: a vicious life.
2.
given or readily disposed to evil: a vicious criminal.
3.
reprehensible; blameworthy; wrong: a vicious deception.
4.
spiteful; malicious: vicious gossip; a vicious attack.
5.
unpleasantly severe: a vicious headache.
6.
characterized or marred by faults or defects; faulty; unsound:...
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Why do people cut the tails off of some breeds of dogs?
They thing that by mutilating their animals that they will look better.
They are idiots.
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Where is the most unusual place to put a door knob?
In cheese.
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Despite "modern parenting," girls still love unicorns and boys still want to explore caves. Was Freud right?
About some things he was.
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Do american people find english people interesting?!
I'm a British humor fan - from the "Carry on" comedies to "Hyperdrive & Red Dwarf", and I find my Cousins in the UK quite interesting indeed.
Britannia!
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Why are we in this war that we are in?
Greed and stupidity mostly.
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How do you apply for a job at the new lowes store in La Grange NC online?
With a computer terminal that is hooked up to the internet.
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What never seems to fit?
My wallet to my bills.
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If I open my mouth and close my eyes, what will be my big surprise? (G to PG please)
Yawns from the audience.
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What is never a big surprise to you?
The stupidity of humankind.
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manual transmission wont engage why
It's broken.
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How did the vikings arrive in Britain?
BOAC as I recall.
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My BF recently got locked up and will be serving 50% of 6yrs. is there anyway he can get out sooner? I mean, any way he can get parole?
Perhaps - ask his lawyer about what his sentence most likely means.
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When a guy comments on your appearance, either in a neutral or complimentary way, is he interested?
Perhaps - or perhaps not. I comment about ladies looks all the time without having any personal interests attached to my words.
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Why don't people remember Michael Jackson getting burned in a commercial shoot?
I remember it - it was rather amusing at the time.
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How do you eat your frozen milk?
I use a trans materialization beam and it is taken directly from the bowl to my tummy.
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If I were G.W Bush which subject would you choose to ask about me?
Did you like the story "My pet goat".
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What does it mean to be in awe of someone?
To hold them in such high esteem that it borders on being worship or reverence,
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If your younger sister told you she liked your best friend, how would you handle this situation?
I'd tell her that anyone who is my "best friend" is most likely to be an idiot and not worth wasting her time upon.
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who do I go to, to get murder thoughts out of my head?
You could go to Shara Palins house and shoot polar bears......or just nip over to Dick Cheney's and help him shoot some old friends.
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Is anyone having apocalyptic dreams lately?
Yes indeed......
I am Captain Clondo, I command the mighty battle pontoon boat Wet-dreams, and I am on patrol somewhere in the Iceland / UK gap in the north sea. While taking a smoke break on the poop deck, ( or perhaps a poop on the smoke deck,), a message from the intercom startles me to full alertness, it's from the Combat Information Center - it is from my dog Skippy - and it is of...
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________ and _________ may break my bones, but __________ will never hurt me.
The police....the paramilitary..........my brothers in arms....
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my truck is a 2005 but its over 135,000 miles what grade of oil should i use?
What the manufacture recommends.
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And your final answer is ________ ?
Max Headroom.
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who are you and why are you in my closet??
I'm not here - your hallucinating again.
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when i say bed time you say __________...
whatever.
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Ring around the _____, pockets full of ______, ashes, ashes, we all _______!!
Mt. Doom - Elf loaf - should have flown here on the big eagles instead of walking this far.
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If you could choose your name (technically you can but lets look past that).. what would it be? mine would be Jayde.
Far better then most.
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whats the first word that comes to mind when you hear the word "taxes"?
Dallas, Dallas taxes.
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If you has one week to live, what would you do?
Revenge upon my enemies.
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what would you do if you was 15 and they was no adults?
Steal a boat and sail to Jamaica.
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Where was james cook born?
James William Cook (January 11, 1820 – May 21, 1875) was a lumber merchant and political figure in Canada West.
He was born in Williamsburgh Township in Upper Canada in 1820. His family operated a timber business along the South Nation and Castor Rivers in the eastern part of the province. The firm's main office was situated in Morrisburg. The business expanded to include operations near...
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Have any interesting dreams lately?
There I was on the plains of Ackbar facing 2,000 of Klodons strongest warriors with nothing but my faithful steed Anthrax and a can of Cheese Wiz. Klodon himself screamed through the PA system.." Earth man! You have stolen the sacred Cheese Wiz from the royal catering cart - for you there can be no forgiveness - not even a twigging tiny bit of it - you must pay for your abominable crime with...
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Would you render your child as a burnt offering unto the lord?
Sure - but I'll be at the back of the line.....you go first.
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What would be the best way to show I am anti BNP and make a difference without my mum getting worried?
Mao said "change must come through the barrel of a gun". So in that same spirit I suggest you just start blasting away at the BNP smegheads with an UZI.
Alabama 3 : Mao Tse Tung said - lyrics.
Martin Luther King died for his love! Kennedy died talking about something he couldn't even understand, some kind of generalized love, and he never even backed it up! He was shot down! Bullshit, Love...
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What would be the problem with nuking Tehran? Tell the Mousavi supporters to head for the borders, and -boom- what difference would that really make?
Why would you desire to kill millions of innocent persecuted people? Just to satisfy your own personal blood lusts?
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Is there really any difference between "modernisation" and "Americanisation"?
Since America is not very "modern" in it's attitudes I'd say there is a difference or two there.
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If Freedom isn't free, how much does it cost?
Freedom is free - it's a state of mind.
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The odometer on my car reads "66666". Does that mean that it is going through a bout of severe possession?
No - it just means that you are damned for all eternity.
So I guess you don't have to bother with going to church anymore.
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Are the only ones who criticize the War on Drugs stoners?
I have no use for marijuana or any other recreational use drugs - but the so called "war on drugs" is a disaster - and pot should be legalized.
So much for your "stoners only" theory - sorry.
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If God created the "word", which one is it?
It is a mystery who's answer is lost with the passage of time....but according to legend it is smeghead.
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--and the Scripture cannot be broken?--John 10:35
http://isawsatanfall.blogspot.com/
...Peter rabbit then hopped over to the dying hedgehog and with a manic laugh shoved his sword point directly under his sweaty chin. " Your not dying easy for this my friend - tell me where the carrots are hidden or in your last moments you will know agony beyond your comprehension...."....
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TRUE or FALSE: About missionaries.
It's an insult and an unwelcome invasion of privacy.
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Have you ever looked someone in the eyes and said: " Your are an idiot."?
Yes - and I've said worse things as well.
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Most people own X-Rated movies. How many movies could someone have in their collection before you'd think of them as a pervert?
I own no x rated movies....I have no interest in them.
Maybe I'm a pervert for not owning any.....
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Which person or character, living or dead, real or fictional, would you like to have as your mentor?
Commodore John Grimes RWNR.
http://www.bertramchandler.com/magazine/article557.aspx
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The goal of terrorism is for fear to control the lives of its victims. Have they won in the USA?
Good god no! I rarely if ever think about "terrorists".....I stand a far greater chance of having an automobile accident then getting hurt or killed by a terrorist.
Terrorists - imported or domestic have little if any affect on my life.
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Do you think nipple piercings on a girl are hot?
They make women look like whores.....earrings are about all I can stand on anyone.
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What colour should I dye my hair?
Grass green.
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Can anyone tell me what this Tattoo means?
Or even what language it is in?
Thanks?
It's written in ancient Stupidiese - and it translates to something like.."Look! here's another idiot with idiotic scribbles on their flesh".
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Is everyOne on Answerbag religious or what?
I'm an "or what" I guess.....a non religious type.
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Does anyone think that Miley Cyrus is a little bit pretty?
She's ok.
Frankly I'm not interested in skinny chicks my daughters age anyway.
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If I requested your friendship, would you accept or deny my request?
I would accept.
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Who agrees that barack obama is a real crap face
Not me.
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BE WITH GOD'S PEOPLE. THE WRATH IN SERVANT SATAN.THE GRACE OF THE LORD JESUS BE NOT WITHOUT DEVIL'S PERSON.HAIL! PEOPLE.AMEN. Hallelujah?
Whee!
Blessed are the meek....so act meek and don't be a geek - temper thy remarks about the lord thy god....they aren't advertising slogans or yells you shout at a sporting match.
Silence is golden - so remain golden and humble yourself silently before thy god.
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Is it ok for my husband to deprive me from sex?
Well would you want your husband to have to perform "bad sex" - that is - sex that he doesn't want to do but you force him to do? For that matter - if you didn't feel like having sex should his demands for it force you to have sex anyway?
Well - if anyone tells you that you must have sex against your wishes I'd tell them to go to hell...sex is something for both of you to enjoy - not a...
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