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I think my dad is lying to me. three months ago he prommised to go to court so he can take me away from my mom (she makes me sick). a letter was supposed to come. it didnt come op till this day. should i confront him? i dont believe him anymore.
Hoe old are you? You need to grow up and learn that your parents are not obligated to you for anything except shelter anfd food and clothing. Grow the hell up and quit whining.
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Christians, do you feel that you can learn from those that have left your local congregation and/or left Christianity? Or do you feel like they're blind, deceived, apostate, evil infidels and have nothing of value to say regarding the truth or the Church?
Casting the firts stone there are ya believer. Maybe is was because of people like you they left the church. Leaving the church is not leaving your religion. It is getting away from the nut jobs and fanatics.
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Jamie Oliver has named his daughter Petal, your thoughts please?
He could have gone to Petal Pusher.
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Should you keep bread in the light or dark
I keep it in the dark it cannot keep a secret so I do not tell it everything.
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What was your first Christmas that you remember? What did you get?
I had a paper sack with my name on it and I got a banana and orange and apple and a candy can a a few mixed nuts.
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What is something that is still evolving?
All things that are alive either evolve or die.
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Does work get in the way of your more important social life?
Nope I am retired.
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2000 jeep grand cherokee radiator fan should it blow toward the radiator way from the engine or pull air thru the radiator toward the engine
Always toward the engine. Wheher mounted in the front or behind the radiator.
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How do you think, can I find a microorganism that feeds on salt. Any bacteri or algae . . .
Look in the area where the pink flamingos feed and breed they live in a bring lake and feed on food that is there which is formed in the lake.
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Do you know why Picolo needs the dragon balls?
To match his dragon penis.
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Ok! Let me rephrase. What implications does the egg coming before the chicken have on the theory of evolution and life as it is?
Age old question. Either someone had fried chicken first or an omelet.
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Why is it that my husband (men) look at other womens breasts? i have a decent pair of my own, so why look at someone else?? i get very annoyed with him.
God put them on women for display. He brought to the dance and he is taking you home that is the main thing.
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How much trouble can I get into if I legally posses firearms and my room mates get caught with drugs in the same house?
Federal crime possession of drugs with a firearm no matter who it belongs to. Serious time with no parole.
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A 4 month old baby dies in bed with her parents while they sleep they find her dead with blood coming out of her nose. did that baby possibly get shaken or something?
Blood from the nose is an indication of a cerebral hemmorhage or possibly a heart problem.
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What do you call a slug with a shell ? :)
A slug that has not faced foreclosure.
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By looking at my profile picture,do you think I'm a lesbian?
Who cares!
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Name something you 'put out' for the Birds...?
Shotgun pellets.
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What is something you have on your bed that not everyone does?
Me!
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CAN A PERSON WITH A FELONY WHO WORKS AS A MASON WORK ON A GOVERMENT JOB?LIKE BUILDING A HOSPITAL OR JAIL?
It depends on the contract that was agreed upon between the buider and the buildee.
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How do you feel President Obama has done thus far?
BS like the the rest of them.
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I want to compost my guinea pig's bedding of loose & pelleted recycled paper,timothy hay,& his waste. He only eats fruit & vegetables. I would also like to compost food scraps from my kitchen,coffee grounds,fruit,veg,bread etc. What's the best way?
Check in having a worm compost pile. It can be kept in the house and produces no ill affects.
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Why is Hitler called the most evil man ever,when Stollin killed way more people than he did?
Stalin was behind the iron curtain and did move onto other countries to attempt to surpress them.
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Why does the discussion of religion bring out such venom and mostly hatred?
Religious persons are like many others that the only way is their way. This is true of veg heads and many others. Leave people to live their lives as thewy choose and quit pushing your ideals on them.
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Spaghetti in a white sauce (with mushrooms, onions and bacon) with pan roast garlic chicken. Yummy or yuck? I just can't get excited about it.
Pull the chicken off the bone and add it to the spaghetti mixture and see how that does.
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What is something you can associate with John Fitzgerald Kennedy?
Whiskey running!
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What does rap music look like?
Rap rhymes with crap so take a look.
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I need a boyfriend,badly but all the guys in college are freaks.Any advice?
Date a blue collar person.
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So, which country is the greatest country in the world, England or Scotland?
France!
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The guy i like is really ugly and im kind of embarrest about it, but his so nice and makes me smile what should i do?
Thats funny a man said the same thing about you.
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Where's the wealth Obama promised?
The smoked cleared and it is just a pipe dream.
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How many in the USA know what a 'dummy', a 'nappy' and a 'pram' are?
Dummy no. Nappy diaper tram stroller
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Wht do they cal fanish kiss in france
Le sleepery tongue
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Is it fair enough to issue an arrest warrant for the president of Sudan,then about Israel government for hundreds of killings?
What about Idi Amin hitler the arabs the muslims and so on. You have got to be an arab.
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Do you know any good headlines for a man going door to door offering free breast exams?
Silicone has now fallen into a taxable item. A breats inspector is now going door to door to determine who has silicone implants and they will be taxed according to their size.
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I want to steal a small dress for my grad, from a boutique. The store is small and its pretty busy in there. Any ideas on how I should do it?
If you are caught you may not make graduation. What is wrong with you? STEAL! Would you like it if someone stole from you? If you steal the dress we all pay for it. DUMMY!
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Ummm hi well i had unprotected sex with my bf last thursday and all of a sudden i've been feeling like crap. i've been really sick and getting headaches and feeling tired a lot. could i be pregnant or is it to soon?
UMMMMM! How would we know and why should we care.
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Why ever would the Italian leader Mussolini ask for the international peace?
He was a self centered ego driven mentally ill individual.
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My toillet will not fill back up with water when you flush it, everthing works on it and the valves and lines have been vacuumed or air cleaned. all the other water in the house works fine, What could it be? I do not want to tear up my yard.
Time for new toilet.
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How can you break your pet of a bad habit without being mean? (staying off the furniture, running away, etc)
You are not ebing mean when you train an animal. You must consistent and stern. Yhe running away can be cured by using a leash anytime the animals is outside and not contained. A swat with a rolled up newspaper will get their attention. Oh please never have children.
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We had a TERRIBLE rotten egg smell occur suddenly in our living room. It was also in our front yard, but not in the back yard or near our septic system. Within 10 minutes or so, it was totally gone. Any thoughts on what would cause that?
Any of your neighbors cooking meth?
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All plugs on one circuit dead, but breaker not tripped; replaced breaker anyway, plugs still dead. What next?
Kill power at the plugs. Take off cover and look for wires that are burnt or have come loose. If one wire burns or comes loose it will cause the complete circuit to be dead. Check the first plug in the line. then move down the circuit. If none found then it is probably a break between plugs.
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How do you use radishes other than salad? I just bought a punnet of seedlings today (as well as a few others) and like to be able to use things various ways.
You can take the green tops and mix them with other greens such as kale turnip or mustard greens and make it part of the meal.
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From what part of the turkey do we get turkey bacon.
It is what drops on the floor and is swept up at the end of a shift.
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Is tofu anything like fingerfu?
You eat it with your toes.
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My mum cooked us all sausage cassarole tonight and god bless her i am emetophobic and was crying when i found out that she had only cooked them for 3o mins...10 mins in frying pan and 20 in slightly simmering stew...will i get food poisoning?
Oh no dry your ters. Ypu have breathed in enough air that was tainted with all kinds of germs but your body will destroy them. Slightly simmering stew is enough heat to cook the meat. Take your finger and place it in the stew and see how long you can stand it.
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Is the water from your filter you connect to your kitchen faucet, and the filtered water you purchase in the stores, the same thing?
Basically it is the same thing out of a filter home tap but a tenth of the cost if eben that much.
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What is the most difficult animal you have ever trained?
My children.
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Relating to the late natasha richardson: should the family sue the skiing company/instructor for not making her wear her helmet? (ultimately leading to her death)
SUE SUE SUE! The world and those in it have a responsibity to themselves to quit being dumbasses and not every thing that happened needs to be the responsibilty of others. She was an adult able to make her own decisions.
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What happen if a child drink coffee or beer (at all times or all day)?
They will be president.
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My question is haw control ejaculation i am very fast ejaculate if u can help me to give advice to take a tame to be my duration is long?
Tie a rubber band around it.
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That song that goes "sush girl, shut your lips. do the helen keller and talk with your hips" is soooo stupid. How do bands get record deals when they are so bad?
Because many stupid people spend good money to listen to the crap.
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My mom expired on 11th march2009.I want to talk to her once.how can i talk?
You can talk to her anytime but reciving an answer or a response is the problem.
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Im 18, freshmen in college... i've been thinking about traveling but have no money. My option is to get a job and try building a foundation to my life i know i can't live(9-5 job). What do i do? Maybe just leave for europe?at least theres free healthcare
Health care is free if you a european. Quit wishing and start working.
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Who read the book Malcolm x (autobiography) ..and what do you think of it?
Malcolm X was one the biggest racila bigots during his time His cohort H Rap Brown was even worse. Malcolm was killed by the Balck Muslims because of his rise to power. Thank Luis Farrakahan for that.
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If I need to move Giant Hostas after foliage is up do I cut the foliage off or just leave it flat and droopy?
Leave the foliage as is.
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What did Americans DO before there was CSPAN?
They had a reasonable amount of common sense.
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What should be working hours for a woman with a child below 5 years?
Same as a man who has a child under 5 years of age.
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Sincere animal lovers, have you taken the VEGPLEDGE yet? See link.
Please do it will leave more meat for me.
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Any men in here drinks soy milk ? if so do you have less libido ? I have a friend that claims her hubby told her that soy milk slows his libido and that makes him less prone to have sex ,never heard that before i was wondering if anyone in here knows
Sounds ;ike spmebody might have a girlfriend.
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I have 7 kittens, they are 6.5 weeks. They are getting very big. They eat hard and soft food, all litter trained and very well behaved. I have homes for most, is now to early to give them away?
At six weeks they should be ready. If they are eating food as you say hand em out.
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Anybody know any good dirty limericks?
There was an old lady from Wheeling she would lay on her back and tickle her crack and piss all over the ceiling.
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I know how to shoot down the UFOs that have been sighted all around the world. Which government in the world can help me?
What mental facility are you residing at right at this moment.
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Is it possible to turbo-charge a petrol chainsaw? Mine just isn't quick enough for my liking!
Use a motorcycle engine.
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If a girl has the option for abortion, should the man be responsible for the child?
You dropped your pants and stuck it in so yeah you should be responsible.
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My dog is always lethargic and sick for a few days after he gets groomed. This time, he is acting strange. He's attacking imaginary things on the floor and then eating them. He has been doing this all day. Could this be serious?
Take it to the vet. Check with your groomer and see what type of shampoo they are using. He is acting like he or she is having a bad acid trip.
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My son is now in the process of getting in trouble for fondling his four year old little cousin, I have no idea what to expect or what kind of prison time he is looking at, any one know. we live in tennessee. thanks
Depends on the judge and prosecutor. You had better hope he doesn't do jail time prisoners are not fond of child molesters.
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What do you have to do to get Medicare coverage when you turn 65?
Go to the social security office and apply.
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Will using 2nd gear to start off ruin a gearbox in a 48 seater bus
Empty maybe not full yes it will cause the clutch to b go bad prematurely.
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What is the most idiotic combination of cuss words you have ever heard? (ex: It's cold as hell in here!)
It is as cold as a wicthes tit. It is colder than a well diggers ass in Idaho.
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Does anyone know of a way to terminate title guardianship of a minor child in mississippi?
Go to court and show just cause.
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What was Nelson Mandela sent to prison for?
Insurrection!
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Is it un-Constitutional for these creeps on Capital Hill to confiscate the funds, that in the stimulus were able to be given as bonuses?
Hell no! You did not earn a bonus why should you get one. If AIG was on a noncrictial basis then yeah you should have been give something. Not now!
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Any ideas for sweet potatoes?
Sweet Potato pie.
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How long will it take to get to jupiter?
It depends on the traffic.
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LeAnn Rimes is allegedly having an affair with her 'Northern Lights' TV movie co-star Eddie Cibrian. What happened to America's sweetheart?
She grew up!
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Does it make you really steaming mad, when you go to a welfare recipients house and they have expensive items, that you, the person working to pay for their welfare check, can't even afford? Isn't spreading the wealth great?
My complaint is those who say" My boyfriedn and I are trying to have ababy!" Who is going to give financial to the baby. You and I.
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I have a 17 year old female tabby. She has been constantly meowing for several months. Some really horrible sounding meows. I feed her, and love her all the time. At night especially she will keep you up with the meows. Any suggestions.
At 17 years of age she is more than likely having a medical problem. Take her to the vet and have her assessed.
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When did you get your 1st gf?
39 years ago and we are still going strong.
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What can i do to get pregnant faster without it costing a fortune of money?
Screw more!
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My 1999 DODGE RAM 1500 V8 WILL NOT KEEP RUNNING AFTER I START ENGINE BECAUSE THE ENGINE DOSEN'T IDEL. THIS JUST STARTED AFTER I RECHARGED THE BATTERY WHICH RAN DOWN AFTER I LEFT MY AFTER-MARKET FOG/RUNNING LIGHTS ON. CAN ANYONE GIVE ME A CLUE?
Pull your battery and have it tested. A low abttery will allow the engine to crank but will not enough juice to run the computer. The have your alternator tested for output.
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When I say the word "miracle" what comes to mind?
Whipped butter!
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I have a 1990 truck (V-8) that will not start, when I turn the key it backfires out of the top of the intake manifold. I have been told that it may be out time. If this is the problem, how do I put a truck in time that won't start.
It could be a problem with a timing chain or timing belt. Being a 1990 it probably high mileage and it can cause those problems. Did it start having this problem after you shut the engine off?
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My hamster passed on yesterday and it got me thinking to wether (if there is a heaven) is there a separate one for animals?
Nope they go straight to the kitchen.
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I have unrully tenants downstairs who have been an absolute nightmare for the past two years since! I have called the police more than several times, and management, what else is there! They have even threatened me and my kids, i live alone with them!
File cHARGES AGINST THEM. sUE THEM IN COURT THAT WILL GET THEIR ATTENTION.
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I am not legally separated. My husband won't let me take our kids out of state on vacation. How can he stop me?
He cannot!
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I have a 1993 honda accord ex,it starts but doesn't stay running i do this again and it does the same thing help
Many things could be the cause. Fuel filter. Leaking vacuum line. TPS is bad.
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Kurt Cobain...Murder or Suicide?
He murdered himself by commiting suicide.
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Does the Nile River travel through the Valley of Kings?
NO!
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Does the Sphinx or Valley of Kings have anything to do with the Nile River?
They are both in Egypt.
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Whats your favorite sex/ making love song?
Lords of Acid I wanna see your pussy.
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Why do you dislike religious people?
Overbering, obnoxious, nosey, opinionated, self serving, my way or the highway attitude
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Why does my husband find my body irresistible when I look in the mirror and think "Eww!"??? I wouldn't say I have a self-esteem issue, I just don't see what he sees.....Thoughts?
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. One mans trash another mans treasure.
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I am interested in hiring someone to crochet a few items for me because I don't know how too. Where can I find people who do this type of work?
Why don't you find someone willing to teach you?
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Can you be poor and religious simultaneously?
Jesus was!
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Do you go to church? Why or why not? Religion?
No the religious nut jobs put me out the door.
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How do you cut calories? any tricks?
You push back from the table.
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2000 Chevy Lumina brake lights and turn signals stopped working. Fuse?
Fuse or bulb or broken wire. Fuse would be the simpliest the check ulbs and then start checking for fire in the wires.
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It's such a wonderful day outside, who wants to go for a walk with me? What will talk about?
I will go and let the surroundings dictate our conversation.
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How many times do you say I LOVE YOU?
But I don't love you I like you but not love let us just be friends.
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1993 Lexus LS400...Engine making a ticking noise 195,000 miles approx. Also a whining sound at times when I am stopping...
High mileage vehicles will sometimes develop a ticking that is due to valve lifters wearing out causing some lifter slap. It wil not hurt the engine. Whining cold be power steering or another belt driven system.
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Can I breed a rottweiler with a bunny rabbit?
As bugs bunnny would say Be very very careful.
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Should advertisers be allowed to make claims like, " A good source of Calcium when prepared with milk" when there is no Calcium in their product?
If they put the message out like you just described they did nothing wrong.
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When I was 8 year old I peeped in to a bathroom while a woman bathing, does this action belong to gender studies?
No biggee. Curosity killed the cat.
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Who/What is the center of your universe?
Each individual is the center of the universe for things move around each one of us.
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How do we know that the Middle Ages are the middle? Does this mean that we know when the end is?
For example, you can’t say that you are half way there unless you know where/when the ending is.
They are refering to the dark ages and the renissance.
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If you have more than one pet and one of them dies, did the others grieve? If so, how long did they act this way?
Animals do seem to have grief. It has been noted in elephants and also chimpanzees and domestic animals will also show signs of it. How long is a question mark kust as humans have different periods of grieving.
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Since the start of january i have had 4 periods,They are not what im used to My normal period usually lasts 6 to 7 days and is very heavy but these ones are very light and im lucky if they last 2-3 days.I feel sick and tired 2 could i be pregnant? help =/
How would we know?
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Ralph likes 25 but not 24, he likes 400 but not 300, he likes 144 but not 145. which does he like 10, 50, 124, 200 or 1600
If Ralph is that picky he needs to go elsewhere.
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Could you? Would you?
Of course! How much ya paying?
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I am dating a sweet romantic younger guy. He is everything that makes me happy. We've had sex on four occasions now..and he has to work at getting it up! I have not had that problem with a man before..I'm told I'm sexy. He is very GQ. Is he gay?
Gay or you are intimidating him.
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If you ever ranaway from home, can you please tell me what happened? I need some advice because I can no longer live in my house because I dont feelsafe. I love my mom but one false move and she could actually kill me.I dont know what to do. Please help?
<Must be ateenager1 What do you think you are going to find on the streets that other people who do not know you who do not care anything about you will use and abuse you and possibly kill you.
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What are the regulations for a dependant 19yrs old not in full time school to be able to be claimed on parents 1040 as dependant
If he or he is not a ful time student then they must their own taxes.
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Why does the US care about the royal family?
I know the feelings for the royal family among the british. I look upon no one as being royal for we all sit on the commode at least every few days if not more so that puts us all on the same level.
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Why do some mothers,call thier babies "my little pumkin"? i can only guess she must of been concived in a pumkin patch.
It could be worse. Isn't that right my little septic tank?
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If you were sitting in a resturant and heard someone at the table beside yours scream out a swear word, what would you do?
I would see what caused the outburts like spilled hot coffee. If it was just a lack of control I would remind there were others in the area and they might try to kep their language under control.
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Can a man with no home, no vehicle, who smokes pot, who smokes cigarettes, and only has one job he has to walk to everyday really win custody of a newborn who needs attention 24/7? I want the best environment for my baby boy
Why doesn't the mother take care of him.
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Long ago, in grade school, I learned a poem that was to help me identify poisonous and non-poisonous snakes, by color. Can you recite that poem for me? Thank you.
It has to do with a coral snake . Ther is a nonposinious nake that has basicaly the same colors and pattern. Red next to balck will kill jack, black next to red is good for Fred.
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What to do about a squeeky brake pads eventhough I just changed them not too long ago?
Your brakes wil squeak for no reason except that a glaze will build up on them. It helps if you go somewhere and then stop very quickly. It will knock the glaze loose.
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How do u get things off your credit report that say unkown and have no phone number or address just the amount you owe? how are you suposed to get ahold of them to pay the dept or despute the dept?
Write a letter of explanation to your credit card company and tell them the problem they will be able to locate them.
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I live in the United States (Raleigh, NC) and I been offered a job in Beirut, Lebanon. My salary would be USD 60,000 a year. I will be moving with my wife. I wanted to know if the salary will be good enough for both of us to make a comfortable living.
You do realize how the situation is in Lebanon before you commit? It can be at times a very dangerous place. A friend of min and his wife and children were visiting relatives when the last lttle war broke out. No one helped them they had to take flight on their own.
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How do you no if girlfriend is only going for money?
Aren't they all?
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I'm moving across the country to live with someone I've been with for 5 years. My mother guilts me by acting depressed and getting teary eyed and my father tries to intimidate me by acting like I've done something wrong. Help?
Oh don't they work on you! How old are you? Do not tlet your parents dictate your decisions after you have become 18. Listen to what they have to say but then do as you choose for now you are responsible.
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My little sister, who is 16, has just had her heart broken for the first time. How can I help her? I can't seem to find the right words, but it breaks MY heart seeing her so sad.
Take baby sis and yo'll get dolled up andhead to town and start fishing for another one.
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What can I do to prevent or cut down the smell of gloss(oil) paint when using it.
Open the windows.
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Why do racing cars with very high horsepower spit flames out of their exhaust pipes when they change gears? Is there a name for this? It only happens to some cars though, not all and why is that?
It is excessive gas and air that remain in one of the cylinders that ignites and it shoots out of the exhaust.
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As long as he doesn't try to force, or even persuade, other people to accept his point of view, is it a problem if a particular individual likes to be negative and chooses to be negative?
It is called freedom of choice.
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Goodnight, sleep tight, don't let the bugs bite. does anyone know how to say it or a similar statement in Chinese?
Geednit slioip tet dot lette crabss bete.
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My fatherd died recently but the executor as hardly let me know anything since the night of is death as he more rights than the next of kin
He doesn't have more rights he or she is obligated to pay all creditors who come forth with proof of debt and then liquidate the remaining and distribute it according to the wil.
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To make sure your children go to who you want them to right away in the case of your death, which is better: a will, a living will, or a living trust?
None of those would be appropriate. A legal paper designating guardianship would be needed. It should be taken before a judge and have him approve your choice so there will not be any controversy.
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How can i get my ex back with me?
please dont say it takes time or move on.
thats bull.
any help
Okay hard head we won't give you an answer. No wonder he left.
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Why do potatoes from Wisconsin cost more in Wisconsin than potatoes from Idaho?
They are grown with cheese on the inside.
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How far do you have to be from a Residential community to shoot a gun?
Depends on local laws.
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1993 Ford Escort 1.9L engine / 5 Speed Transmission: I replaced the clutch, but the car won't always go into gear. Infact, sometimes you have to ram it (force it) into gear, which works for 3rd. & reverse only. What do these symptoms indicate?
When you changed the clutch did you take the time to replace the throw out bearing? If not there lies your problem.
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How long will my dacshund be pregnant? please give me the time frame.
As long as any other canine. Figure 62 days roughly.
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How can wind farms (wind power) become a popular and profitable American industry? Would that stimulate our economy and lessen our dependence on foreign sources of energy?
The usage of wind turbines has been ongoing for several years.
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Which was the moment u enjoyed most at the time George.w.Bush as the president?Will u throw ur shoes at him?
Why waste a good pair of shoes.
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Im a 11 year old and my gf is 11 years old how can i get my gf to be free more to hang out wid me cuz when she aint around me im depressed its just cuz her parents aint home really busy or some one else(cusion)is comin over help! How can we use our time?
ii yers old. You are depressed. Oh man you have alot to learn.
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Why would my husband physically abuse me then not respond to divorce requests? He will not contact me at all. I am still in love with him. Things were great in the beginning. I experienced things with him that I have with NO other and miss those things.
What things the fist flying into your face becayse he wanted to do it. It will escalte so beware of want you may be getting into.
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Can you operate heavy equipment?
Yeah I shove my spouse around evry once in awhile.
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Was wit ex for 3yrs.6 months into d rel she broke up wit me 4anotha gurl who lives in england.we got back 2gether&everything was fine.she promised she wudn talk to her again.we broke up a few months ago 7 d other girl is coming over should i meet her?
Reads like a native speak english.
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How many times do you move your bowels each day?
Well it depends on whether I have to go to town or not. Then I would my bowels to my pickup and the place i was going then back to my pickup and then back into the house. It varies
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Can you name something you have to peel before you can eat it?
I eat rind and all.
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If you were a sandwitch from Subway(restaurant), which one would most describe you?^^
Chicken an bacon ranch with everyhting but holapinios, with BBQ sause, ;)
You have just help destroy a piece of the spanish language. Jalapeno!
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Would you like to see Newt Gingrich as the head of the Republican party?
You have already had one former drug and alcohol abuser as your leader why have another pill head in the mix.
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MY friends dog died....My rabbit was found dead when my sister pet it in the morning of Friday the 13th. Grandfather died on todays date at 3:33 How Can i not feel frightened something else will happen?
Things die everyday on evry different date at every hour and minute. Quit worrying about it.
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What do you think of people who flood this website with meaningless questions like "Name something green" or "What is the first thing that comes to mind when I say apple"? Seems like they just want to get points, huh?
Or am I pregnant? How the hell would we know.
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What do you do if your ex keeps wanting you back while he's moved on (married with a baby coming) but wants to see you and sleep with you cuz the wife is prego? he says he has no feelings with her and still luv you and the daughter...?
here is a thing done on horse stables called mucking. That means throwing out the Horse manure and I believe he needs to be chunked out also. In a moment you have some time call is now wife and tell her.
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If you laugh at a racial joke, does that automatically make you a racist? Because I laugh at jokes about my race, even when they are told by people of other races. Isn't a joke just a joke as long as it is not directly insulting to that race?
It is just that a joke. I am a racist and it has nothing to do with jokes that made me that way. Did ya hear they are going to turn the rose garden at the swhitehouse into a watermelon patch now that Obama became president.
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Why did the stage coach appear to be going backwards when looking at the spokes on the wheels in old westerns? I believe it had something to do with the frame per second of the camera being used.
It is not only stagecoaches it is any turning object. It has to do with theamount of alowable frames per secon and it has been a problem since the start of films that has never been corrected.
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What is meant by "self limiting" diarrhea?
You crap on yourself not those around you.
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Which fuse is for my radio? I have a 1999 Ford Ranger
Read em and it will tell you.
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Boy or a girl in a fight?
Why fight? Walk along enjoying each others company hold hands and enjoy everything around you.
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I move incessant to and fro,obedient to the moon and sun. But though i serve both high and low,all wait on me, i wait on none. What am i?
Try the tide.
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What looks good with brown hair and green eyes
A midget who is a nymphomanic with a flat head so I will have somewhere to put my beer.
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What do you think about Krzysztof Pendereck's "Threnody to the Victims of Hiroshima"?
While you are at it read The Fly BOys it gives another perspective.
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Can there be harmonious groups with more than one alpha male personalities?
Probably not.
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Do you think charismatic people in general have more things to say?
That is where the phrase of talking BS came from.
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How often do you visit your beloved grave and whats your life without her/him.
As my father and I discussed many things prior to his death. He told me do not be hanging around the gravesite because there is nothing there.
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I'm looking at buying a 1989 chev 1500 with a diesel. What should I be looking for as far as the engine is concerned?
When General Motors first put out the diesel they used the block from the 350 engine. It was a bust. Troble from the get go. I would look for something else.
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I live in new jersey and just took a dna test that prooved that i am not the father do i have to still support this child?
No! Now my son ended up in that situation in another s stae and the child support people tried to put him on the hook for the child but after contacting several people including the states attorney and the governor they decided it was a bad idea.
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The ex says she needs money for medication(for her), I have already paid this month's alimony and child support... Should I buy the meds?
No she is already receiving money to help her financially.
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What do you think of this season of American Idol?
It is a joke. Lip singing and the whole nine yards.
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In mobile al. for a third time offender what would be the sentence be for theft in the 3rd degree? Ive been arrested for it three times first time i did community service in birmingham, and second time it got thrown out becasue they didn't show up.
You should have one of your hands cut off!
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I am getting a hampster today, any name suggestions? (boy and girl names)
Cat Food, Defective Rat,
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Why j walk?
The rest of the alphabet voted and chose the letter J.
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Who started the tradition of pinching anyone who doesn't wear green on st. patrick's day?
Someone who like getting smacked in the mouth.
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What if you looked at the clock and realized you lost several hours. What would you think happened?
A well deserved nap.
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Can my 3 children sue their mother for all her mental and physical abuse towards them for several years now.
Be careful she might be able to have a suit against you.
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Hi DOES ANYONE KNOW HOW TO CHANGE THE DRIVERS SIDE WING MIRROR ON A RENAULT ESPACE 2003 MODILE HAVE CHECKED EVERYWHERE FOT SREWS CAN NOT SEE ANY
Have you pulled the inside door panel oof and se if they are from the inside of the door.
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What's the primary reason for visiting japan?
To find Rodan.
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WWW.GHSOTFASHION.COM ,ED HARDY TSHIRTS,UGG BOOTS,NIKE SHOES
Ebay is another site. Go away!
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Can you name one undeniable, inarguable fact?
George W. was an idiot.
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How are you able to tell if a girl is a lesbian?
You walk in and she has her head in another girls lap.
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Hi, I had sex with my boyfriend the second day after my period had ended, that day I began taking birth control pills that was the 14th I usually get my period 5 days after I finish the pill and today is the 7th day is it possible I might be pregnant?
Now youngun how the hell would we know!
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Is anyone looking for an avon representative??If so check out my sight www.youravon.com/btrego
This isn't ebay go elsewhere you peddle your goods.
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I have to legally defend Victor Frankenstein against his creation. The monster is suing for negligence, alpractice, and emotional and physical distress. Any advice on what I should do?
Leave the drugs alone!
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Young adults today seem so distant from their parents - why is that?
They are not that distant no more than previous generations.
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Do crabs breathe oxygen from the air like humans or they breathe it like fish water-disolved oxygen?
It depends what species of crab you are refering to.
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If you grow your own flowers, fruit, vegetables and herbs; do you grow them from seed, or from seedlings?
Vegetables are grown from seed as the cheaper way to do it. Fruits are from either bushes or trees.
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Does life get less interesting as you get older?
Not hardly!
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I have just loaded a DVD into my disc drive. Nothing happens and now the disc draw won't open. Any Ideas?
Probably is misaligned and has caught the draw and won't let it finction. Try Pusing in on the drawer the opening or slide something thin in on top of the cd you have in and see it can be moved.
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I'm bord enyone whant to be my friend?
I would but you seem rather boring!
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How can i stop my males from fighting
You can't unless you separate them.
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Can racial discrimination be prevented by only recognizing individual rights?
Nope!
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Would you buy a book called " Humanity for Dummies?
Using as an example Goerge W.
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I have a 2002 Acura TL,can a problem with the transmission computer caues it to not shift into higher gears?
Could but lets go for the cheap stuff first. When was the last time you had your transmission fluid and filter changed?
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Have you ever been stranded at sea?
Yeah for days on end I searched the horizons for help and rescue. I would drink rain water and catch fish on occasion to survive. It was a terrible ordeal but it all ended when my wife told me I had been in the btahtub long enough.
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Have you ever been caught dewing it?
What is dewing it? Did you mean doing? Dewing would indicate that one was responsible for the moisture that occurs on ouside areas.
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Who was the guy who first looked at a cow and said, "I think I'll drink whatever comes out of those things when I squeeze 'em!"?
Its not a woman but it will do!
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Excepting swear words and other offensive and derogatory words, what normal, everyday words do you dislike? I can't stand snot, panties and horny. I never use them and don't even like to write them. How about you?
Is that snot on your panties or are you just horny.
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Name something you See in a Taxi...?
An Arab or another foreigner driving it.
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What does Mexico think of the Israel-Palestine situation? the North Korea situation? Darfur?
Who cares about Mexico they are busy fighting the drug cartels.
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How many Hummingbirds have been seen or recorded in Florida?
The only species you will have on a permanent basis if they will be in Florida is the ruby throated .
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How does your hummingbirds let you know when their feeder is empty?
They will knock on the door and ask for me. You must keep an eye on the feeders.
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Is it safe to put other Feeders up if your trying to attract Hummingbirds?
Just give them some space. Do not use the commercial hummingbird food that is dyed red. It is better for the birds to use one cup water and a quarter cup of sugar. Boild it till sugar dissolves. Let cool before putting into feeders.
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Name a Famous person whose first name is/was Richard...?
My son-in-law!
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Why do Mexicans have so many kids?
When the senorita stands up the pill falls out of her navel. The other children are using the condoms for balloons.
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Does eating salmon really fight wrinkles to keep you young looking?
This report was founded by the Salmon Fishery of Alaska.
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Are Hummingbirds shy of other birds?
They will avoid other birds and also wasps and bees. heir size is a determing factor in their socializing.
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Do you use licensed contractors (for painting, roofing, landscaping,etc) or do you "overlook" that in favor of a cheaper repair bill?
I do it myself!
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I'm going for a walk and I can keep going forward, turn left or turn right. Which way should I go and where do all the paths lead me?
Down a road of uncertainity where one will have wonderful adventures and also face great dangers but through quick thought and steel will you shall survive.
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Isnt it something how we as a nation condem the priest for their sins,but people have aborted 53million babies and over a million a year.What has this nation come too?
It has come to a freedom of choice and not having to adhere to someone elses ideals or frame of thought. The priest was a child molester. Would you like your child being around him.
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Should 18 year olds who are allowed to join the Armed Forces be allowed to drink?
They can drink on a military base. That question has been around since the starting of wars and the laws that governed age limits.
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Ban Bullfighting like Cock-fighting and Dog-fighting has been banned.. Don't you agree? This barbaric practice which I won't call a sport should be banned on a worldwide basis.
It is not horrible and cruel. It is a sport that has existed for years and those who participate are making a good living risking their lives to put on a show.
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How come people quote movie lines as jokes?
What you talking to me you talking to me.
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Feeling ashamed ever time?
Not everytime!
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Do you come from a large family? If yes, how many siblings do you have?
No Iwas bringedded up.
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What scares you when people look you in the eyes?
I falsh my eye lips then lick my lips then give them a big ole kiss. They will go away.
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What happen to Lindy's Cheesecake website? i can't find it because it gone missing.. how can i order there cheesecake now.. PS i live in a difference city
Make your own all you need is a springform pan.
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My bf moved 500 miles away from a couple weeks ago.He is the ONLY boy i have thought about , and he knows im not a whore at all He finally got internet agian, all he said to me was " So, Have you fucked any guys since iv been gone >,< " Whats his deal?):
Answer him by saying "About as ,many as you have!"
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I heard that Irritable Bowel Syndrome occurs mostly in women because we internalise our feelings and stress resulting in digestive issues. Is that true?
I hope not I am a male and I have had it for years.
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My friend, who's a veggie, has just been diagnosed with breast cancer. Is quorn safe to eat or can it encourage cancer cell growth? Use it a lot in daily diet.
As a doctor I once heard speak on cancer everyone in their lifetime contracts cancer. It depends on how your body reacts on the onset that means the difference of contracting the cancer or fighting it off and it disappears.
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What is the first thing that comes to mink when you here " over the hill "
Retirement here I come.
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What do you feel is wrong with this world today?
The world is fine it is just most of the yahoos who live here.
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Is it true, that whenever the world becomes over populated, that some people will have a chance to go to a different planet to live?
They tell you that all of you are going to another planet but actually they carm you into a rocket and shoot into space and you never land and never come back you just die in spce.
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What makes a philanthropist? What do philanthropists do? Is it about money or does it include time and skills that are donated for the betterment of our society? When can someone be called a philanthropist?
When his CPA tels him to give money away or it wil cost him in more taxes.
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Is Viagra safe for teenagers?
It will make your little thing fall off.
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In Luton yesterday, while the Royal Anglican's were marching to celebrate their return home from tour in Iraq, a small group of Muslim's protested holding banners saying 'Royal Anglican's go to hell!' free speech or out of order?
Aw screw the muslims they would not be happy if they had their nuts in a gold vise.
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Have they figured out Greek Fire yet?
Ive got it! It is a anal rash.
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Why do i keep getting signed out?
We do not like you!
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Why do christians worship a dead person and a tyrant?
Who is dead and a tyrant?
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I have a big bag of pineapple lumps, coconut roughs and choc-honeycomb, want some? What have you got to share?
Good conversation, a loving and sharing personality, the abilty to control my hunger and not eat all of your goodies, I would invite you to do the same if I had some.
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When a strange girl smiles at you for the first time, what does it mean.
You just answered your own question with the word Strange.
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Would you trust a man with your money if his last name was Madoff?
How about Bernie Jerkoff?
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My fiance never asks or inquires about anything i do. If I say I'm going to lunch or dinner he doesn't say, "where or who". It feels like he doesn't care what I do at all. Am I wrong for feeling bad that it seems like he doesn't care?
Maybe he doesn't want to be intrusive in your life. Next time say don't you want to know where or who with.
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Have you ever been in the spotlight losing your religion?
No I still have my religious beliefs. It is the church that i left because of their interest in politics rather than the word of God. The hyprocites were making me very uneasy and I was not going to be guilty by association.
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I'm writing an article, and would like honest soul searching answers please: Do you have issues with people from different denominations? would you have a problem if someone from a different denomination came and spoke at your church? why or why not
I quit the church because of the fact that some of the people in the church would get in a huff about subjects as you have mentioned.
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Is a sociopath capable of loving her family. I am a gay woman and my partners has all the traits of a sociopath. Would she be capable of loving her family
I am curious why did you bring up the fact that you were gay?
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What do you consider a waste of time?
Oprah Winfrey!
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Why are some of you, so mean to me?
We like to see and hear you whine and cry. Crybaby!
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Okay...who has been secretly eating meat on Friday's....confess..(I an not catholic, lol, I had cheeseburgers last Friday)
I don't secretly do it. Nice porterhouse and a cold beer. Iam in heaven!
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Why "WIN" in exams, race, game, competitions, life ? Why? Why "WIN"?
Because I want the gold star on my paper.
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How can a man look kinky
What is your description of kinky?
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The right side of my stomach hurts could you give some ideas what could it be?
Your appendix is located on your right side. Maybe a vist to the doctor would be in order.
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Is "you with the devil eyes" a compliment or an insult?
Neither. It is like refering to someone with bedroom eyes.
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Why can plumbers never do a repair job by themselves? They always have to call another one for "assistance?" The other one never really does anything, then I have to end up paying two guys $180 an hour.
Why not do it yourself? I have found for that kind of money a little poo poo on my hands will wash off just fine.
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Can men wear bangles up each arm
Oh yeah and big hoop ear rings and some pink peddle pushers with a see thru blouse and some of those gold pointed toe shoes and blue eye shadow overdone and red I mean red lipstick and throw a blonde wig in and he will be just fine.
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How to start swedish massage?
With a kiss and a glassof wine!
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Sorry, but when I saw you__________ing I just had to__________!
puking I had to eat some
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Are there any Sea-Gulls flying around where you Live...?
Why you missing one?
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Are You Kind to your Furry Friends...?
Yeah I like my Italian neighbors!
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Why has Hijab become such a big deal? I myself live in Norway, and the hijab has gotten a huge amount of attention. It started all with a question about allowing it in public affairs.. Why is the west afraid of the Hijaab, or Islam?
Your religion was founded on my way or the highway. It has tendencies to produce fanatics and promote violence.
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How compatible are Dragon and Tiger males when it comes to romance?
I do believe you would the highest level of the odd couple.
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What you think of men who wear a ring on every finger
It must be Liberace reincarnated.
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My colleague either sabotages or usurps my ideas, depending on whether she can take credit for it or not. That's it just like that, she goes to the boss and says it was her idea. What should I do?
Keep your mouth shut and tell her nothing.
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If the US vice president dies, who becomes the new vice president?
The chairperson of the house.
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Why do Gypsies get such bad press?
They are crooks !
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What do you say when you meet people
Ya wanna eat one of my boogers?
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Did you ever vault over a box horse?
Tried!
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Is playing Monopoly using real money a good idea?
Ask those who put their money in the hands of Madoff.
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Was it just me, or did the top 13 lip sync the Jackson 5 songs they sang in the beginning of the show? It sure looked like it to me.
How was it at the end of the show that the music was ready for those being thrown off so they could sing? Amazing!
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I have a 2 female pups a lab and a husky, both 9months old. We got them the same night and they are genrally best mates. However last night they embarked on a savage fight, over what i assume jealousy over my affection. How can i stop this behaviour?
You cannot. It comes to a dominance thing whereas one dog is going to be dominant. The fights will continue till one of the dogs decides he is not the alpha dog. The dominant dog will receive affection first and will eat first and so on.
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I am a gambler... i want to stop and i try too, but i can't... i try to attend meetings, but then i don't want to go.... does anyone know how i can stop without going to meetings?
Cut off your hands give all of your money away.
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What are the car reposession laws in Ga. I let a friend borrow some money and was made the leinholder on the title. No money has ever been repayed. Can I just go and get the car?
If you have got the paperwork yes you can get the car.
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About what percentages of Americans think 9/11 was a conspiracy?
Oh Please!
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Since it is illegal to marry outside your species, shouldn't we prohibit animal husbandry?
Oh but you can have sex with them as long as the farmer doesn't see you.
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Would you confront your best friends s/o if you thought they were cheating on them?
Its none of your business keep your nose on your side of the fence.
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At what speed does an spacecraft travel?
It depends on the traffic and what gear it is in.
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I thought this site could help me answer a much needed question, about my car being repossesed, anyhow, i found my car, so i don't need your damn help!
Well jerk off if you would pay yur car notes on time your car wouldn't be repossessed. It is your problem so quit blaming others because you cannot control your finances.
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I have never seen Lawrence of Arabia or Ben Hur. I know they are older movies, if you have seen either one what did you think? Is either worth watching?
Ben Hur for its time it was a classic. Lawrence of Arabia is one movie that all should see it will give you insight into the thinking of the people of the middle east.
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Why don't we do more to help those in need?
I do not know why don't you clue us in. Oh by the way what have you done today to help someone?
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Where, oh where, is Nunya tonight?
Why did Nunya leave me alone. Ithought I had found true and PSSST nunya was gone.
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Is Obama leading us into another depression?
Bush and his antics ahas already gotten us there.
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Do you feel Latino culture can be considered a poisonous or counter productive environment in which to raise a child?
They all seem to grow up with an attitude.
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Apparently the older a man is when he has children, the lower the intelligence quotient of his children. Perhaps old guys who want to hook up with young babes so they can have kids ought to rethink and adopt. What do you think?
Oh now that is a fact out of the Globe or Enquirer. What about the young babe are her not genes not considered also. Oh no it has to be us old men. I have had a vasectomy so I can do it without fear of producing an idiot.
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Have you ever shot someone?
Does calling in artillery on them count?
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I found some round pills with barr 198 on one side and the number 3 on the other? Any ideas?
Yeah I have an idea throw them in the trash.
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Okay it is just me or is anyone else sick of seeing that AD pop up on the side saying" I cured my wrinkles"?
I cured mine also I got fatter.
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Can you pee in a public place? If so, have you ever been caught doing it?
Yeah! No!
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How would I now if my plant has died? With humans we know they are dead when their hearts stops. Plants have no hearts, so how do we know they have died?
Its supposed to be brown and crinkly and drooping over it is okay.
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Do we need stronger gun control laws?
No!
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Would you try to comfort a complete stranger?
They took the bet about sticking their tongue into a light socket so now they have only half a tongue and it looks burnt plus their hair looks like an afro.
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Is this trip downtown really nescassary....for the project?
No not really but in the long run you will end up being the laughing stock of all who come to view the project. It is your decision but can you stand the ha's and he he's.
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Who scares you? Do you want me to beat them up?
Be careful who ends up getting their butts kicked. Don't let your alligator mouth overload your hummingbird butt.
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Should College athletes be paid?
Hell No! Ther is too much emphasis on collleg athletics as is. They recruit these people and more than a few come out of college that some of them cannot read.
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I just found out that the guy i've liked forever it seems got a girl pregnant. what should i do?
Be happy it is not you and tel him goodbye.
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I've been in a lesbian relationship for 6 yrs now. About 2 yrs ago I cheated on my girl with a man and it went on for about 2 yrs. I had to tell her cuz I got pregnant. We are together raising the baby but I always think bout him. What could this mean?
You are bisexual!
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How long will it take for me to die if i do not take my HIV medications
Who knows! You will have to contract some virus or bacterial infection that is capable of killing you.
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What is our purpose. I cant figure it out. Lately my life has gone down hill. im becoming depressed. i have bad room mates. my girlfriend still loves me but wants to leave me. All i think is. "Why, what am i here for... if all i get is despair."
So you can tell your rommmates to straighten up or get out and tell your girlfriend there is the font door don't let it hit you in the ass on the way out.
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When is the best time to view the Northen Lights in Canada?
At night!
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My boy friend has a problem with me speaking to other guys, i always tell him to stop being so paranoid but to be fair i speak to alot of guys. Anyway, how can i help this situation without upsetting my boyfriend or losing friends?
Tell him to grow up. It is okay to dance with others but at the end of the night you go home with the one who brought to the dance. Understand!
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What is the definition of shameless person?
A big chested woman who while eating dinner reaches for a biscuit and drags her tits through the gravy bowl.
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Which matters more...to be somebody or to have somebody?
Tohave somebody for to be somebody I can still suffer loneliness.
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Can you name something that can be poisonous?
The wrong womans kiss. It can take your soul for ever and ever. She will eventully make you wilt away like the weed after being sprayed.
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My boyfriend of three years wants to marry me but he hasnt gotten a ring or asked me yet, but everyone i know is unhappy in their marriage, so i dont see the point of getting married when im already unhappy. what do you think?
No ring no proposal you feel like you will be unhappy in marriage. What am I looking at here? A divorce in the making.
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Just how good are you?
Damn good! You want to see an example? I was so fast that i just sat beside you and touched your arm and you didn't even realize it.
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If men soul, according to the church, is unphysically when it leaves the body, after a man/woman dies, why does the church present angels as an physically beings?
To make humans more comfortable.
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Can somebody help me into become a faster runner?And could you also help me to do a lot of football skills?
By picking your clogs up and putting them down faster.
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As an insult to people who frequently whine about petty things other people do, I often say "Well why don't you tell the teacher on him?" What am I insinuating here?
Thast you are mentally ill and think you are still in grade school.
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Men in particular, Why would you lie about something so insignificant as to what time you went to bed or got up? I don't understand & if you lie about the little things, are the chances of you lying about important things greater
Why men? Do we as the male species have to be liars. There are way to many females that are guilty of the same infraction. Just because we have a penis does not make us guilty.
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Have you ever seen a ghost, other than the one staring back at you in the mirror in the morning?
Look in the mirror and see a monkey!
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Did curiosity kill the cat? What did the dog do?
He walked up and hiked his leg on the dead cat and walked away.
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Is there anything i can do to keep cats out of my garden? im trying to grow flowers in my yard and they dig up the dirt and do you know what...I heard that putting coffie grounds would help. Has anyone had an affective solution? thanks :)
A live trap then shoot them.
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Why on earth do dogs just LOVE to roll in the smelliest thing possible?
The same reason women put on perfume.
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With rabbits there fighting and being the boss what the different because i ,move the rabbit out that was the boss of the other four rabbit now the other four are fighting like boxers why?
Animals have a pecking order. When you move the dominant rabbit out the pecking order changed and now the four that are left are trying th reestablish the order.
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Do you wish you were 21 again
No way! I was dumb as a rock yet I thought I was smart. I thought of myself as slick when I could not find the left or right hand on myself. Nope other than a few aches and pains I am much happier now.
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What do you do when you think that people take advantage of you?
I learn from it so it won't happen again.
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Bernie Madoff is going to plead guilty to 11 counts of fraud and possibly face up to 150 years in jail. What if he actually could live 150 more years so he could do time for that long? What do you think? What should his punishment be? What would be fair?
Take all of his money and possesions and make him live as others have had to do because of his actions.
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Do you "never give up, never give in" all the time or are there times when it makes more sense to let it go, back away and move on?
To learn to say you are sorry is a sign of maturity. It was the hardest thing I had to learn in my marriage. 39 years later I still know that an argument takes two.
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I dropped a steel nut down my well it took 15 seconds for it to hit water what was the distance
What was the weight of the nut, what was the air temperature at the time, what was the humidity?
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Who's here?.......AB seems very quiet today
You have a problem with silence?
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How do you catch rigor mortis?
You die!
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Why don't people like the RSPCA act. help stop animal texting? And if they do how are they doing it?
Animals can text? Amazing! In line with the chimp throwing rocks.
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Which is the world's most expensive beer?
The one that you have no money to pay for.
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If you have a block nose what will you do other than just blow your nose?
Takemy index finger stick up my nose and curl eht end of my finger and grab one of those half crusty yellow boogers then pull it out and let it hand down on your finger before flicking it across the room.
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My wife had an affair with my brother 6 years ago and I can't get past it. Since then we have separated & got back together. We renewed our vows in 2007 and 4 months later I found out she had slept with 2 others since the renewal. We have 2 kids, help?
Face it your wife is a whore. Are the kids yours. I believe I would get a dna. Get out of the hell you are in then kick your brothers ass.
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What are some dangerous places to have your parrot caged?
Under water in the middle of the interstae during rush hour. ina cage of lions.
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What is your favorite place to commune with nature?
On the commode. It is in its purest form at that time.
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Do you believe aliens are among us?
You ask them for directions in English.
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How many years have you and your wife/husband/s.o been married/cohabitating?
39 years.
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How many lions make a pride?
2 or more!
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I have a 1996 chevy s-10 there is no brake pressure when i press the brake down and has spark and gas but wont start
One thing at a time. Let us get the brakes fixed before you go driving. Check the level in your brake master cylinder reservoir. If is too low it will pick up air in your brake lines. It could be a bad master cylinder which means a replacement. Does your pedal have pressure if you pump the pedal.? If master cylinder is low then refill and go to the right rear wheel and open bleeder while...
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Do you think that total greed & "I want the best now. Don't Matter if I can't pay" mentality is really at the root of this great economic crisis?
Of course it is. Companies like citi group and aig promoted credit cards and allowed consumers who need not have a credit card to go and spend it to the limit.
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How long do you think it will be before the kepler telescope finds a planet like earth?
Tomorrow!
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Can you ever get enough hugs?
Yeah quit !
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What's the strangest experience you've ever had with a fruit?
In a bar in Key West one sat beside me and put his arm around me and acted like we were best of buddies.
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How often did/do you fight with your parents?
I never fought with my parents. If I did not like what they said then I would go out and find a tree and throw rocks until I had settled down. Thye were put in this world for me to bad mouth and bow up against.
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I have recently gotten a 8 week old pitt puppy. he to seems to have the same (pigeon toed or bow leg problems. any other suggestions. also any suggestions on the quickest way to potty train this litttle guy?
What possessed you to get a breed of dog thta has such a reputation for biting and mauling other animals and people. Do you relaize your homeowners will go sky high becuase you have that breed.?
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Will my staffbull terrier only have 1 pup as i was told a dog will never just have 1 pup and her last litter was 3 does it go down in size
No one can predict how pups a female will have unless thet do a sonagram. No they do not go down.
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Why would my beagle only have one pup?
Because only one egg was fertilized. It is not unusual for dogs of beagle size to have small litters.
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What can I do to make my chainsaw start easier? The spark plug is burning dark gray on the center electrode and a little damp on the metal surface of the base. Once it's running, it runs fine. It tend to stall if it hasn't had a while to warm up.
When first cranked keep the choke on about half choke till it warms up this will stop the dying out. When firts starting and priming the bulb look for air bubbles in gas line when they are gone then crank the engine.
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What would make my brakes drag
Front or rear? Disc or Dum?
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My automatic transmission bangs and clunks when it changes gears, whats up?
Maybe not the trans. Front wheel drive look at cv joints . If rear whel look at drive shaft for slack in U joints.
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When my engine is cold the clutch pedal wont return,but when the engine is at temp i can select gears ok and the pedal returns but very jerky ive changed the cable but its made no difference any ideas , cheers mart
Look at your throw out bearing. Change your trans oil first and see if that helps.
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I have an offer to buy a 1977 Ford F-150 4x4 hiboy. I've never owned a truck before, should I get it?
How do we know? GEEZ!
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If my truck is registered in texas and i'm in mississippi can i still get my truck inspected in mississippi?
If you are a resident of Mississippi you shoyld have MS plates. If no MS no inspection.
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How are you growing?
A day at a time.
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What is the most modern area of homes in Hawaii? (Without the worst traffic)
Hope ya got plenty of cash!
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If your husband is in prison and won't sign for a divorce, how do you get a divorce?
In your state I am not sure but the notice can be put in the newspaper for so many days and if there is no response then the divorce can be finalized.
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When do you know you love somone?
You are willing to help hold their head while they puke.
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What is your interpretation of the term "Dignity of labor"?
The opposite of shame with laziness.
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What is the best way to give a cat liquid medicine? (I tried putting it into something yummy for her to eat, but she won't go near it. She is mean and will bite and scratch me severely if I try to restrain her to put a syringe in her mouth.)
Wrap a bath towel firmkly around the animal pappoose style . Holding her firmly give the cat its medicine.
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Can you define diversity?
Mix!
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So after 5 yrs i still cant stand my daughters boyfriend,he is unemployed currently and has only worked about 1 yr on and off in all this time,some tips to help me.
Tell him when he egts and keeps a job he caan date your daughter Until then do not let your shadow darken my door.
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Should there be more species considered endangered?
Number 1 endangered species. MAN!
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Why are barns almost always painted red?
Red paint was the cheaest paint available at the turn of the century so a farmer wanting to preserve the wood on his barn used red paint.
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Name 1 thing you write on
Public bathroom walls.
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My girlfriend loves me dressed up wearing lots of jewellery but i feel strange when out . what do you think about this style
Pimp or John Gotti!
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What is the scariest thing about being human?
We think we are smart!
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Are there many gays in the Navy?
Why you thinking about joining and want to be sure you won't be alon?
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What in hell is your problem??? huhn?
None of your business pinocchio nose.
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Do you ever get boners from laughing a lot?
I get alot of laughs at my boners.
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What are some foods that make your house smell when you cook them?
Human Flesh!
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Do you like boiled cabbage?
Oh yeah! It gives me gas.
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Given that every leader of every country are telling their populations that the "Global Financial Crisis" is due to, and comes from, America, who do the American people blame for this crisis?
When one points a finger look at their hand they have three pointing back at them.
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My twin has a ring that is embedded in her finger what will they do for that
Use lubricant to try to remove. If unsuccesful then a cutting tool will be used to cut it away and pry it open. I had to do this to myself when I mashed my ring finger and it swelled .
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What is something you can buy that really is worth the money?
Strippers, beer, loud music and fun.
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If there is no life on mars, should we start putting life there? Any moon or planet for that matter?
Why should we be able to mess up another planet?
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I had heard horror stories of recruiters talking young men into enlisting and taking advantage of them. How bad are they? and one was said "Don't listen to any recruiters! If you do you deserve what happens next!" What is the worst thing that can happen?
What one doesn't realize is that in the military they can promise you anything but when you raise your hand then you are theirs to do with as they wish short of killing you. In the Marine Corp no matter what your job computer tech or cook all marines are riflemen.
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Exactly how many dogs did the Romans have? Is there only one true dog?
Don't know about dogs but I read where they had alot of homies.
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Im seventeen and bisexual.i want to come out to my family but dont know how.someone help?
Just say it! Either way it is going to become obvious later on and get it over with if you are that much in the belief that is your destiny. Have you had relations with both sexes or are you having just feelings?
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What's the best way to get rid of an appendectomy scar?
You don't!
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"Australian Cattle Dog owners need your help with sick 10 yr old.... overnite seems went from energetic to lathargic overnite wont eat over 7 days now only drinks water .... seemed to aged 10 yrs overnite .... dont know what to do..
Go to the vet. At ten years the chances of a disease that is terminal is great.
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What type of paper can be used for rollies to make joints
Toilet paper that is where you are headed in the end.
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My house was just repiped with plastic pipes, the water still has a gasous odor smell coming from it, and its leaving this reddish residue/build up in showerheads. does anyone know what that residue is?
Rddish residue is probably rust from the outside pipes. The rust will settle eventually. It can be jarred loose by lightning strikes at times. The gaseous smell maybe you have sulphur in your water.
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Why do gang members button the top button of there shirts for?
Its the only one they can think of.
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What do you think about censorship?
It could be used as an asset in certain situations. Rap music is one example , Al Sharpton and Jessee Jackson runing off at the mouth is another.
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The Vatican reckon that the washing machine was the better invention for women than the pill. Which do you think was better?
I am sure for the washer does not prevent more little catholics being produced into the catholic church with a freedom of choice.
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I have a 98 blazer and i cant get the dome light to caome on when y door is opened.I have tried the override button and that didnt work.I thought it was the buttons by the door but i dont think its that . I dont have an owners manual either.Please HELP!!
Pull the dome ligfht bulb and check its condition. Remove the door switch and check to see that you have power to the wires if so look at the switch with a continuity tester.
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A friend of mines dog was poisoned in her yard, she doesnt have the proof of who did it but the vet identified the poison. But he would also not put it in writing, he said he doesnt want any thing to do with it. what legal action can she take.
Without absolute proof none. Assuming or thinking you know isn't worth a dime in a court of law. It is a felony charge in the USA.
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Hindi mantra to attract your lover
Close your eyes, take a deep breath, open your heart while I say I love I love you.
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Do yo use salt in your cooking
A minute amount to enhance the flavor of the food and not to cover up bad taste.
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My daughter who is 3 keeps talking abot sally who is green and has wings. we often find thing moved around her bedroom and here footsteps. could she be seeing a ghost
Could be! It has been documented that young children who have not had the notions of no such things as ghosts could be in contact. My granddaughter when she was about that age kept refering to the old woman upstairs in the two story. My son- inlaw asked her who she was and she remarked that a name that turned out to be his gretagrandmother who had been deceased for years.
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How did the developments of late 1800's help the plain settlers?
John Deere and his invention of the steel plow.
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I just started my first cannibis garden, my seeds were two inches tall after 2 days and i put them in my hydro system under light was that a good idea or am i screwed?
You were screwed whne you started. Question can you stand the time for your crime? If not throw out the plants.
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I think it soooo unfair that banks only can guarantee 50k of your money, It's your money you made it your thoughts?
Banls do not guarantee your money. It is the FDIC and they cannot guarantee all deposits in the USA. Their fund is running low now.
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My twin sister and I have always been best friends. Now she is pregnant and I feel like we are on 2 seperate roads. We havent been getting along and I cant even relate to her. Will it always be this way untill I get pregnant later in life?
Its called hormones and hopefully after the baby is born she will get better.
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Has anyone ever made armor? How did you do it? (doesn't have to be metal)
Two trash can lids tied together and pull over your head.
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My boyfriend of 1 1/2 is controling. He is very nice to me but he just doesnt want me going anywere he isn't? He also has been rude to me lately ever since he found out his best friend's girl friend is cheating on his best friend..? What do I do from her
Tell that immature little boy to go away and come back when he grows up. Sounds like he has a few female hormones.
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I'm tall, I'm lean, I have a good sense of humor, and I'm good in a bar fight. Am I your kind of girl?
Do ya drink beer? No whiskey it costs too much.
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Bullies; what are the best undergarments to wedgie?
Your mamas thong for ever bringing you into the world.
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WHAT IS THE RECOMMENDED MILEAGE FOR A FRONT END ALIGNMENT ON A 2006 SILVERADO 2500
If the steering acts different pulling or weaving or tire wear looks abnormal it may be time. There is not set mileage limit. Be sure your tires are inflated to proper pressure and do not assume it is the front end.
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Is there legal laws not allowing us to share work uniform
There is no way anyone elses clothing should be shared without cleaning it first. Go and talk to OSHA.
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Should you use organic make up?
Its made with zoo animal feces!
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What is your opinion of the Merida Initiative, should U.S. taxpayers fund a $1.4 billion bailout for Mexico also?
Hell no nor the Gaz strip nor Israel nor any other country that proclaims itself as a sovergein nation. If you are sovergein then take careof your own business.
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Fitness experts say you should eat when you wake up; it's good for your body and makes you eat less throughout the day. It's the opposite for me though. I get hungrier if I do eat right after waking. Why is that?
Your not human!
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Why do pets,especially dogs show so much loyality even when treated badly?
Maybe they have a thing for wigged out a$%holes.
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What is something you do every morning?
Take a leak!
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Which steroids are less toxic?
You use that stuff go ahead and blow your brains out save us all alot of problems.
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Pain is but weakness, leaving the body.
The robbed who smiles steals something from the thief.
Anybody have any other sayings/mottos to offer?
When someone brings you to anger you give control of your life to them.
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Will this Earth ever turn into a Global Paradise?
Hari Krishna Hari Hari Krishna NO!
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Is it legal for restaurants in Florida to force you to wear a nametag with your name on it? First name and last initial?
Are you an employee or a customer? Employees sure they can they pay you to work for them if you do not like it you have the option to quit.
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What can America be proud of?
You still have the right to bitch and complain when you feel something is not right.
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Now would be a good time to question the basic assumptions that brought our economy to ruin. What ideological errors have driven policy and driven our economy to the brink of another Great Depression?
One word "GREED"
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I'm going to Scottsdale, AZ in one month. I hope to be shirtless most of the time, but it's not looking like anything I'd wanna show off. Any tips for getting ripped abs fast?
One moth your best bet is a incredible Hulk costume.
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Is 7/6 is described as an improper fraction.
Lizzy that is one too many now. You figure it out.
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Is 331/3 % equivalent to 1/3
It is your homework do you not pay attention in class? The answer is yes.
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I've been with my s/o for a year now and any fool can tell we're committed to one another. Sometimes, I feel really unhappy when we're not with each other. Is it normal to feel this way?
You are normal. Remember absence makes the heart grow fonder.
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How many ounces are there in 7 3/4
Seven and three quartes what pounds? Do seven times sixteen then dividee four into 16 ounces and multiply three time s that answer and add it to the answer you had from 7 times sixteen.
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Christians in the US and other Western countries who have been discriminated against for your faith: Will you please share you experiences?
Oh please! This isn't the days of the inquisition.
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My 2 year old daughter, yells when she gets mad, and hits, bites people, any tips?
Give her what she gives. She wants to hit then not hit her but tap her back she wants to bite then bite gently. She will get the idea.
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With unemployment over 8% today and no obvious signs of the economy improving...when are "average" people going to start being realistic about the seriousness of the situation?
Who do you consider to be an avergae person? Are we wearing blue collar or white collar are we working or laid off. Do we have a wife and kids and a mortage and acar note or are we single and really naive about all this. You tell us your views I am sure they are intersting.
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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
Ask Peter Piper but you can't right now for Peter Piper is in the pepper patch picking peppers How many peppers can Peter Piper pick.
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What Haitian dance can you do?
PaPa Doc Run!
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Where is the main fuse on a ford truck
Whats not working?
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How big is the bolt on an oil pan of a 1997 chevy ck 1500 5.7lt?
Crawl under the vehicle with a handful of sockets and find out. My goodness!
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How do fish make you feel? Are you really afraid of them? If so, have you ever talked about your fear with anyone?
The only fear I have of fish is that I won't catch enough for dinner.
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My grandmother passed away and now I found myself worried for my mother. What can a daughter do for her mother grief?
Hug her and tell her you love her. She must take this trip alone you can only sit and watch. God gave us two emotions to help us keep our sanity. Laughter and tears. Let them both flow .
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When I make stops when driving my wheel vibrates. What do you think is wrong with the car? I have the oil change updated and everything.
And when you say everything how about yur brakes.?
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How can you get chicken pox?
It is contagious and you can contract from another person who is carrying the virus.
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If I use Hand sanitizer to clean a keyboard for a computer at school, will it have the same effects as wiping it with lysol wipes?
HA! What do you think you are killing nothing! You will pass through the halls touch the walls talkt to your friends tie your shoes handle your purse ofr backpack all the time touching areas where the mighty germs are hiding in wait to grab you and do you in. Give it a break your body needs to have a chance to build defenses against germs so let them be.
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Do you think AB shoud add a private message feature?
Not in this forum using this format. This is not a get to know you website.
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Why does thing's always get slow, right when You get "hyped" up?
Oh we are sorry we should have asked about your day before planning ours.
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Have you tried mediating when friends have separated?
Do yourself a favor stay out of it or they will both be peeved at you.
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How can I tell If I filet of salmon has gone bad? Is there something I can look for, or a distinctive smell? I accidentally left it out for 3hrs, it thawed but was still in its airtight prepackaged wrapping.
Whe you first open take a whiff it will smell like fish but if rancid it will really smell. Also rub your hands on the meat if it feels slimy throw it out. If in doubt throw it out better to eat peanut butter and jeely for dinner thank to be puking bad fish.
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If there is a standing order by the judge not to touch anything in a storage unit until the divorice is finalizaled and the other party takes it all out and sells it, is there a crime committed?
Oh yeah a violation of a court order is very serious and a little jail time may be in their future. It could result in the monies they received being given to the other party as compensation.
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Why does my bum constantly dribble?
Maybe you are a S^&* A%^.
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Would you ever consider getting your makeup tattooed on you? As in eye liner, blush, lipstick, etc.
I would like to but my wife would complain.
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How do you make someone confused and think at the same time?
Ask George W. he seemed to spend alot of time in that time zone.
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To whom you would never give your customer service?
A gay person!
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Who is the only driver to win the Daytona 500, Indy 500 and Formula One world title?
Try Rick Mears!
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Why is it that abusive guys like to lie?
Because your gullible enough to listen to them.
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Has anyone heard of spontaneous combustion, just in the testicles?
Nope I had a case of the blue balls once.
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Why do people put vinegar in water when boiling eggs?
Keeps the yolks from turning dark.
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Why did the mariner shoot the albatross? what, if any, symbolic value does the action take on in the poem?
It kept crapping on his poop deck which he had to mop everyday.
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Do u Believe In aliens and if so have u seen them or had any Experience :)
There were a crowd of them hanging out in front of Home Depot looking for day work.
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I have a 1986 vw golf. Car sits most of the time now, but when I jump it off, when I remove cables, the car goes dead. Tried new battery, ran ok for a few days, then same problem, went dead, and has to be jumped off. Then goes de
Have your alternator checked.
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Do you want to have children one day?
Got two want one. What ya got to trade.
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What do you do when your partner of 3 years, his ex tells him if he stays with you he cant see his kids,she has taken them from him for 7 years and hes just found them again?
She cannot disallow him visitation time with his kids. I would tell her maybe a little jail time would change your mind. Get a lawyer quick and have her put under a court order to stay put until a hearing can be arranged. If she does run then she have a bech warrant served and hwerever she shows up she will be arrested.
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Which people in your life are most important to you?
Wife, children, grandchildren.
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Do you use 'widgets' in the USA?
Oh yeah we have white midgets here also bidgets black midgets.
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To get an account from a plumbers merchants what will he require from me
Ask the merchant not us.
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What would be the purpose of the entire universe, or other universes, if there was no such thing as life, and therefore nothing to see, hear, or touch it?
It could be called the US Congress.
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My bestfriend is always gettin herself into some mess at school with the same girls..What should I do?
Nothing she is a friend you are not her keeper.
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How to deal with adult son, daughter-in-law and new grandson
Over doing what?
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What tissue is responsible for conducting water upward
Kleenex!
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What is Plies the rappers whole name?
Hemmorhoid Cream!
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Why do some women stay with their abusive partners?
They are stupid or they down deep like it.
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Assume for this question the US government secretly has planned to crash the dollar. Now why would they do that?
I give up! Why?
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Who do you think you are?
Iam and I repeat I am Mr. Damn Wonderful.
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How long can You personally continue to Support and Pity somebody who refuses to listen to Good Advice and refuses to Help themselves...?
Be careful you will bnecome an enabler and become so transfixed on that person that you will have an addiction to their problems and let your own slide.
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Why did my healthy 4 yr old female poo in the centre of my bed the other day? She has never done anything like this before. She is not ill. Clearly she is trying to tell me something but what?
You choice of bedroom decor is crappie.
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BEER is good for health or not?
It is in line with mothers milk. It is the reason the pilgrims landed on Plymouth Rock for they were out of beer. It is waht makes grown men cry children scream and children just await legal drinking age. I think the answer is healthy.
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Did you just run that red light?
What are you a policeman. None of your business.
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Bought a truck from a friend for 100 dollers now the truck runs and they want more money but they already signed title over can they do anything to me
Tell them to blow it out their butt. No once you have the title in hand it is yours.
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How do I get a higher level? You know the thing in the top right hand corner where it says beginner level 1.
Do good!
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In the auto world, what is "sleeving a block?"
It is where they will put a sleeve into the bore on the block. This is done alot on dragsters and also diesel trucks to protect the block. Should something break loose the entire block is not damaged just a sleeve which can be replaced easily.
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Will putting sugar in a gas tank ruin a car's engine?
Oh yeah!
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What can I make for supper out of Spaghetti Sauce?
What else ya got to add to it?
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You might be a redneck if?
you don't care if one refers to you as such we rednecks like ourselves too much to be bothered with a little name calling.
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Can an 8 year old get BIG byceps?and an 8 pack?
Only wearing a hulk costume. Their muscles are not developed enough. A six pack comes with age and the biceps will also.
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What is a good way to build arm muscle. I am doing pushups and trying to add one more each day, but my arms are too sore the next day and i can't do close to as many the day before. What do you guys do?
Ease up try every other day.
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Do you often feel like you see things out of the corner of your eye?
That is normal. I forget the term used for it but it is the reason alot of people claim they have seen ghosts.
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If you are totally dependent on glasses to function, have you ever lost, broken them or had them taken away from you? What did you do?
Squinted!
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If you put a cockroach in the microwave and turn it on, will the roach be damaged?
It wil more than likely explode as the bodies cavities juices heat up .
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How well can you say the alphabet backwards?
Whats the use?
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Name something a Man with a Wig should never do........?
Walk the streets in a tight skirt and see thru blouse in high heels wearing makeup.
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Do you think he's gay? he's pretty sensitive, hangs around all girls, wears the preppy brands, etc. or could he just be metro?
SO! To each his or her own. As long as he does not break any law or behave in amanner that hurts others let it be.
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Best way to get rid of phlegm from your body completely?
You can't!
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I've been divorced 5 yrs all this time i thought my xwife was off my deed she left gave me the house in the divorce.. i asked her 2 go with me to remove her name and she does'nt want to do it... what can i do now
You had better hope that the court orders and agreement in the divorce reflect the fact that she gave you the house. If so take her back to court.
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I am Pakistani national, I hold master's degree in interfaith dialogue from UK. can i apply for immigration to UK?
What exactly is interfaith dialogue?
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Im trying to read up on how I should go about opening up my own Dairy queen. Does anyone have some information on starting up a business like that?
They franchise so get your money up and give them a call.
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If you don't have a candy thermometer can you use a meat thermometer?
NO!
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What's the best measure of a true friend?
They will hold your head while you puke. They will clean you up after you lose your bowels.
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My friend met her boyfriend through the internet. I told her that her boyfriend is not being faithful to her.She confronted him about this without telling me. Should I be mad at her?
Butt out! Get your own life!
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Dick Clark: Is he an alien, vampire, or what? He never ages.
He has had a stroke he is human!
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Would you eat soup from a can that's 1 month past the date on it?
Open the can and take a whiff it will let you know. That date doesn't mean that the following day the ingredients have spolied.
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My son taps all the time. He taps on everything including his body. I have begged, pleated, and punished but he just cant seem to stop. He doesn't even know he is doing it. Help! Should I just ignore it!
You could cut his hands off. Put socks on his hands. Wire him to a 60 volt shock device so when he taps he sets a good zing to him.
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What street games did you play as a child?
Four square hopscotch dodge ball hide and sek
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Did anyone hear that frank lampard has a massive iq of 150 or more
But can he fix a car, can he sharpen a blade on a lawnmower, can he saw and nail wood togather to build a dog house, can he dig a ditch to keep his house from flooding. If not what good is an IQ of 150?
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What's the worst thing about turning 30?
Nothing!
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With the Guillotine having done it's job, can the head still see for a brief moment after decapitation?
What are we going to do ask it?
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Why are we here?
None of your business just keep quiet and do your job.
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I would like to become a freemason and don't know anyone inside. How can I go about it?
Why? My brother and father were masons and I always wondered why they wanted to belong to an organization that when I walked into the room they would quit talking about it. The new world order the knights of the templar watch want you ask for you may get it.
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As kinda an extension of casual Friday how would you feel if Friday's were also Pretty Panties Friday and the girls all wore their nicest pair of underwear that day?
Oh cutsy bopsy cutsy bopsy cutsy bopsy. Oh Please!
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As long as you don't act on it is it okay to like someone who is off-limits?
It is okay to look just don't touch. Being a married man I look at womaen as roses. They look good, smell good, but if I tried to handle one its thorns would bring blood.
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What is the difference between the verbs"ir" and "venir'?
ir a pirate word. venir a french pirate word.
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Las vegas limos.. 20% gratuity is added to the bill when booking...do you the need to tip the driver also?
NO!
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My girlfriend left me for another man, when she got dumped she wanted me back, saying she never stopped loving me. what do i do?
You shouldn't not have to even ask that question. Tell her to take a hike. She alwsy loved you she had a helluva way to show it.
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What do you do when you are feeling really down?
I try to say it could be worse. I could be Mike Tyson, or MC hammer or george W Bush or George Bush senior who produced George W. So see it can always be worse.
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Why do people enjoy watching soccer?
The same reason they watch American football a unch of overgrown men with steel pots on their heads chasing a ball that won't roll straight.
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Wich breed of quail have edible eggs
All of them. Just be aware that if a rooster is on the yard with the females they could be fertile.
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1998 chevy silverado with symptoms of a stuck thermostat but the problem seems to be related to the heating system. Temp will peg at high but no heat. Then there'll be kind of a rumbly rattling noise from under the dash & voila, heat & temp drops to norm
Flush your system. Could be an air bubble in your heater core or lines leading in that is why you are getting the noise. Watch the overheating for it could ruin your engine. Maybe have your radiator cored out .
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Is it legal for a man who is being violently beaten by a woman to hit back?
One has a right to defend themselves to the point of ending the attack. It is a gentlemens code to no hit a lady but if a so called lady wants to get down and there are not other options then let the teeth rattle.
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Have you ever known anyone with Dementia or Alzheimer's? How did it effect you? And can you give me some information that may help me when i am helping others out who may have this disease.
My mother was affected for over 12 years. If there is a problem communicating then patience is a mainstay. Ask questions one at a time. Like are you hurting. Is this about your family. and so on. Isolate the area that they are in then work from there.
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Do you think that the turmoil between Manny Ramirez and the Dodgers over his new 2009 contract will affect his performance on the field?
Manny Ramirez is a cry baby little girl who should be banned from any professional sport.
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What else is unique about a zebra other than their stripes?
They can now be aligned with President Obama for being black and white.
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Is there something you can put in your urine for a drug test so you can pass for THC? I want it to be easy to get also. Because when i take my drug tests i go into a bathroom and nobody watches me piss. So it wont be hard to put in it.
They will test for temp color and will also check for any foreign substances in it. My wife does this through human resources.
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My girlfriend used to date my brother and he told me about how she gave him oral sex all the time,we've been together almost 2yrs,she used to do that for me,but not like i used to hear about,now she doesn't ever do it
You know that by kissing her you have given your brother oral sex by proxy.
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Did Michael Jackson's song "black or White" change people's society?
Peoples society hell he doesn't know what he is.
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If you could create a new interstate billboard message, what would it say?
Quit looking up here and drive!
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Have you ever shown anyone a finger?If yes when was the last time?
HA! If giving the finger I received a nickel for everytime I would be a rich man.
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What will I see when I'm watching you tonight?
The barrel of a 38 looking back at you get out of my yard and quit being a peeping tom.
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Whats the best glue for fixing broken Target furniture?
Gorilla Glue or F26 construction glue
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Ive been writing to someone on internet dating - she says she's impressed with my lif estory but has asked me to reveal something more - what could that be she didnt clarify?
Do you have any problem with transgenders.
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What is the best way to dispose of a body?
Eat it!
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Is it legal to give an employee's check to their sibling?
Only if given written permission.
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Why does my toilet water flush counter clockwise as opposed to clockwise?
You don't get out much do you?
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Name something you associate with sex...?
Not having any!
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Does anyone know what bloodline Cesar Millan's pitbull Daddy is?
His daddy was a pitbull.?
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How can i remove cellotape from my recently hung wallpaper?
Try a tiny bit of alcohol rubbed on it and then gently see if it will pull away.
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Who would like a relaxing massage?
How much?
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What is up with O.J. and Nicole Brown's two kids these days? Are they in therapy?
Hell everybody in California is in therapy.
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Does anyone know how much they charge to cremate a single pet by itself. I know it varies place to place but I am trying to get an estimate. (to put in an urn)?
The type of urn that you choose would dictate the price of the cremation.
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When was the last time you started drinking at noon?
It is always noon some where.
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Just wanted to say..........................
What queer horses would say hay!
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You, me and a goat in Tijuana. How does that sound to you?
Whats the goat look like?
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I have asked my grandpa to give me away at my wedding. What would be a good song to dance to during the father daughter dance seeing as he is not my father. What song would make sense?
Merle Haggard The Farmers Daughter.
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What can I plant to help keep a clay waterlogged lawn and garden dry
Nothing! You must assess the yard and figure the donslope and look ateither providing drainage by sloping or putting in french drains.
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My boyfriend dumped me when i was 8 wks pregnant, 2wks later we got back together. I'm now 16 wks pregnant and found out he had been cheating on me with a prositute during that time. He said he went up other times but just as mates. Should i forgive him?
Hell no! He could be bringing home something that would not only harm you but your baby. Why do you young ladies get tied up with that trash.
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Why don't animals shed tears when they cry, but humans do?
Animals ain't sissies!
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Did God ever actually answer your prayer?
No he or she sitss and listens then passes them around to the angels and they just laugh and laugh. There are three answers to prayer yes, no, and wait.
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I have been with a guy for almost 2months, however, i found out that he has a girlfriend of 4years. he has lied to us both. myself and the other girl have been talking and want to confront him together, should we?
Oh yeah carry a baseball bat and a shrp knife for castration.
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Do you think it's possible to have a marriage where both partners are giving their fair share? Marriage is supposed to be "50/50". Do you know of a marriage (longer than five years) that actually IS?
Oh yeah after 39 years she has fifty and I have 50 which is hers.
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Does anyone remember heathcliff the cat?
As he was or now. As he was he was a cute little fella. Now he is kinda flat and everytime a car goes by his lttle tuft of hair blows in the breeze. He has been there so long in the hot sun he is now cat jerky.
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You've got 1 minute left to live, you get one phone call, who ya gonna call? And I've already called Ghostbusters and their line is busy, so you can't call them!
Who is going to get on the phone throw the old lady in the bed and get a beer.
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Do you say grace at the dinner table?
Oh yeah! One thing to be thankful for are the groceries.
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Could u please clean my room?
Yeah hold your breath till I do.
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Some lady in Buffalo put up a sign saying “I rent three bedrooms [at her address to] white people Niagara Falls.” Is that illegal? Or does the woman have a right to rent to whoever she likes?
Legal or not can you blame her. It is not legal by the law but as one who rents property I certainly do not think she is wrong.
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Can someone write me a lyrical poem on an emotion? I really want to see the true poets of AB come out. (Title the poem the emotion it's about.)
I loved you when you had a big butt I loved even though you had one foot. I loved when you becme big in the thigh. I loved you because I thought you could make a biscuit but now I am not in love because all you give me is a box of triscuit.
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Unique girl names
Sy Phyllis, Pa Jama
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What does it mean when a woman melts in my arms just from looking at her?
Either you have real bad breath or she has seizures.
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What is your choice of firearms for hunting elk
105 mm howtizer!
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My 14 month old daughter still doesnt sleep through the night, she gets up 3 or 4 times a night for a bottle. i feed her before bed so she isnt hungry. ive tried taking the bottle away but that is impossible. what can i do to help her sleep?
What are you feeding her at her lats meal/ That could be the problem then a sippie cup of milk or water at bedtime.
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Can women be impotent? How?
BRRRR! It is cold in here!
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What does 'Stray Ignant' mean? I had a black guy say it to me this morning.
He was actually saying straight ignorant. Being black seems to be a reason to become lazy when using the English and some turn to ebonics as a way of talking. I bought a valve stem the other day and they put it in the computer as vaive stem instead valve. He was telling a story about someone who was stupid .
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What should i do when my guy lies to me alot and when he tries to promise things he lies and says he never said anything like that . i asked him to fix me a nice dinner one night and he forgot all about it and i knew he meant to so he could go party...
Where is your brain. Go git run take off vamoose.
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93 nissan brake lights keep staying on,i check the brake switch above the brake pedal it looks like it is touching and working but the lights won't turn off,had to pull the main brake fuse other wise the battery well go dead, what else can i check.ele
Replace the brake switch it still could be amking contact internally.
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I am able to fix computers quickly and with no cost to myself. i can repair/hack any windows machine. how could i best advertise in a large city that i can make house calls and finish in an hour on average?
Have you ever heard of Geek Squad?
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Who is Michael Phelps
A really dumb kid.
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In blizzards wake, what stupid thing does Kate do?
She ate yellow snow!
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Is there a guinness world record for world's sissiest kid?
Richard Simmons holds the record.
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Do you whistle while you work?
Nope but I poop when I nap.
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What is something a boyscout would use?
A girl scout.
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If white people are so intimidated by Black History month, should we do away with National Bird Feeding month also? It is February, too.
Intimidated is the wrong word. It is a racial bias use of the month of February. How about we use March as white history month. If so, the term racist would fly left and right. How about the Ms America Pageant all women of any race are equal in acheiving the crown but what about the Black America Pageant? Racil bias but according the the NAACP you cannot show bias to any group. Oh by the...
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I've been trying to take off some weight, but just a short while ago I ate half a bag of potato chips, instead of the fresh fruit I just bought. I feel slightly annoyed with myself. How do you feel when you do something like that?
Big deal! Let it go. In the long run it won't make a difference.
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What are your opinion on those people who accept sex proposals from anyone good looking?
Public servants!
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I just returned form the hospital with my 15 yr old 120 lb son. He took 14 advil capsules at one time last night. They kept him overnight to talk to a psychiatrist this morning but other than that they just monitored his vital signs and took bloodwork las
What did you exect them to do? Mom he evidently has aproblem but 14 advil was not it.
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Who, in your opinion, is the greatest Christian living on earth today?
Larry Flint
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Bit of an age old question - I'm a 25yr old guy, I'm really attracted to this girl but not sure if she feels the same for me. We flirt, we get on well. Should I ask her out? Or tell her how I feel? Ask her if she feels anything for
At 25 you are acting like you are 16. Get it on or git and leave the girl alone.
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What is the tallest structure you have climbed?
Washington Monument.
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If Jesus returned today, would you be ready?
Is it really any of your business? Keep to your own affairs and maybe you will have a chance.
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Are women more Patient then men?
Usually! But when the women have had enough hell fire and brimstone ain't nothing to a woman on the war path.
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I am very jealous over my boyfriends past sexual relationships. He was a pig, but I wonder if one of them would have kept him then he would have been loyal. He is loyal to me but the past haunts me. He is remorseful but so so honest about them.
There is no past it is gone there is no future for it is not here there is only this moment in time and it has already past and we are all in the present but only for a fleeting second and so do not dwell on the past and just look at the future with hopes and dreams that may not come true.
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If someone you love is depressed do you give them space or do you shower them with kindness?
Ask them if there is anything they need.
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So my parents praise me when I don't want them too, but how can I tell them to stop it and leave me alone without hurting their feelings? I want to be able to do stuff without them being all up in my face. They aren't strict but they care too much.
Mine are dead! How about a little love and caring now.
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How do I get the best effect out of kava kava liquid extract?
Enema!
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What is organizaion behavior and human behavior?
Organization behaviour diminshes individual thought and a follow the herd mentality takes over.
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I'm taking Science 10 online. Right now, I have to read about Plate Tectonics and take notes. But I'm having trouble concentrating, especially since I am using the internet to do all my work. Does anybody have any tips, immediate or long-term?
Get off of this site and go back to work.
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How do you respond when your teen says that dreaded one line reply: "WHATEVER"?
You don't!
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I had a very odd dream last night, all of my family members were there with me then they suddenly started to disappear one by one,then when it was just me the whole area we were in burst into flames... does it mean something or am i just messed up?
Listen closely it was just a dream. It is your mind giving it self something to do in its down time.
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Whats the difference between a hysterectomy and being sterilized?
Hysterectomy thewy take out the whole playground. Sterilization they just cut the ropes of of the swings.
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What causes a tickly cough?
A tickly throat!
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Is it alright for maintenance men to steal from my house although I'm on public housing?
A thief is just that and should be reported and hauled before a judge.
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How do you say "do you want to be my friend?" in japanese?
Hae u u wana bee mi frand!
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Does my daughter have chicken pox?
my daughter is 10 months old & two days ago she came down with cold like symptoms runny nose sneezing cough & a mild fever then last night i noticed a couple of small red spots around her vagina area. today two mre appd
Sounds like she may beon the road to having them. Call or go to the doctor there are certain medicines that should not be used to help allevaite the problem and they can prescribe something to help her.
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Have you ever witnessed any difference in the effect that alcohol has on black people compared to white ones?
I do not think there is any major difference. When one becomes drunk his actions being sober becme overblown like loud speech aggressiveness.
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If you should draw nearer and nearer to sun at which distance-do you think- you would feel very hot and probably die?
Try the Sahara or the Mojave.
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Name an occupation, where you might see death frequently?
Lord High Executenor. (SP)
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Name an occupation, where you might deliver goods?
Dope dealer!
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Name an occupation, where you might take care of animals?
Slaughter house where you put the animals down.
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Okay the dish si spaghetti - do you use regular spaghetti noodles or angel hair pasta? If so why?
Vermecelli! So my wifewon't complain.
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No matter how many times you cry wolf do you think your Mama will still come running?
On the 3rd time she would whip my a#$ and I would quit that mess.
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Can I get a copy of my mother will at the county court office? She died in 1978
You need to find out who her lawyer was!
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Hello. I need a good slogan for a anti - smoking poster I am making, one that's kids the age of 9 and up could understand, and one that I could draw a picture to go along with.
Tend to your own affairs and leave others to their own vices.
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I got into a car accident yesterday and it was my fault and last night I can't fall asleep keep thinking about it, worry about the cost of fixing my car, insurance going up, etc, so how do I stop thinking and worrying about it?
Stop right now! What can you do about it? NOTHING! Go to sleep.
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Everyday people think they will leave home and return OK but don't. When you left your home this morning how many of you never thought you might be the victim of a drunk driver, freakish jet crash, stray bullet from a drive-by etc?
And the song rings true "paranoia strikes three"
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Can earth really ever have no more war just peace?
Nope!
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How many heads of cattle were driven north during the big cattle drives (1880s).
Not many usually they brought the whole animal.
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Have guys become gay just because they were too ugly to get a chick?
Yeah well how is your family taking it.
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Did you know: scientist estimate there are over 33,000 different intelligent life forms existing & living in the universe?
How much government grant money was doled out for someone to come up with that litle idea.
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We have been told by electrician that he must change our fuse box from cartridge type fuses to circuit breaker type before he can do some new lights and sockets in bungalow as our type are dangerous and out of date under new regulations. Is this true?
More than likely! Call and ask the persons who do home inspection by the county or city about that they will have the answer.
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What do you think about what USA doing? selling their precious horses to Mexicos' and Canadas' slaughter houses to satisfy their hunger. =(
Makes me wonder ground beef is now being shown as being made in Mexico and Canada.
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My male dog is a lab x retriever and the bitch is a lab. he is having trouble with the height difference. is there anything to help?
How did you learn?
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What are some good flowers/plants for an arid and stoned soil in full sun?
Those of he cacti family. Make yourself a minitaure desert with stones and dead wood and such.
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What kind of training to get my dog to be protective to me and my family? i have a 5 months old boxer. i heard that dog will be protective in the certain age or something? is that true?
No. The dog may be more protective as they age but that is not a sure thing it dpends on the dog itself. Also some peole think dogs are more protective with age when in fact they are like grouchy old men like myself.
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My 7 1/2 year old staffy is possibly pregnant (vet has scanned her but says she's not 100% sure) but seems really poorly. not eatin at all, down in the dumps and struggling to sit down, bloated but is pooing and weeing normally. Is this normal?
Have you beenn giving the dog heartworm medicine. How long ago was she exposed to the male. If she is that size he should see something. Heart worms wil cause symptoms like that also.
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When do female rotts go in heat
Depends on the age and health of the dog. Thye are big dogs so they will cycle probably only once a year.
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My Expedition just stalled at a light and now is sputtering. Never done this before today. Filled up my tank this morning and the weather was freezing? Could this have to do with anything?
Most likely culprit is water in the filter that is trying to freeze.
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There is a bug in me ceiling that makes tiny holes like screw holes and is termite color but it cant be termites because my ceiling is sheetrock and i dont noe what kinda bug it is.
You had better get an exterminator quick. Tose are termites they will eat the abck of paneling and leave the paper cover.
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Does never doing anything wrong or hurtful because your afraid to be judged by others or face consequences, make you a good person, or a coward
Certainly not a coward.
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I have a 2006 Corolla that refuses to start,even when it comes on it switches itself off after 5mins. Is a brainbox problem? Pls help
Have your battery checked for voltage level. It needs to be above 12 volts to run computer.
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I know that the moon causes tide changes and therefore water currents, but why?
The moon has a certain amount of gravity that affects the water to ebb and flow.
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What is one thing you have done that you have no regrets about?
Telling my mom and dad I loved them.
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What is an adequate amout of time to wait befor marriage?
There is no certain time. My wife and I dated for four months and everyone said you haven't known him long enough. Here we are 39 years later still hanging in there.
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Can you name a Beast of Burden?
Carly Simon or a jackass.
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Obama's current approval rating is ~65%. His disapproval rating is ~25%. Is it just me, or do people on AB seem disproportionately disapproving of Obama?
They seem to have the same thing they did with Kennedy. What people finally realized was that Kennedy was a dope headed pain killer taker who commited aduktery every chance he got.
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What's your top food priority? Healthfulness, cost, taste, or something else?
Taste is most important if food is healthy that is fine if it has cost that is reasonable that is fine but if it taste like a pile of dung none of that matters.
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If you see your best friend getting beat up by a group of people and noone saw you yet, do you run away like you never saw anything or jump in to help knowing you might your ass kicked too? (no 9-1-1)
Friends do not let friends get beat up without a fight. You may get your butt kicked but put a few bruises on the others while you go down.
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What was the most outrageous thing you have seen going on in another car/truck driving down the road?
I drove trucks for 30 years you donot want to know.
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What do you like most about your height?
Though I am only 5 7 it is the tallest I have been all my life.
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Is killing roaches a crime against one of God's creatures?
I have been told that there are thre worthless things on this earth. Teats on a nun balls on a priest and cockroaches.
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What happens if im sued in small claims for indebtedness on an auto loan and the creditor gets the judgement
You either return the car or pay the debt.
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I stopped smoking three weeks ago and I've developed a terrible cough. Yes, I know it's my own fault but is there any way to speed up the "self-cleaning" process? I've tried using steam and a cough syrup as expectorant, is ther
I quit 12 years ago and it will pass. You need to figure how many years you have smoked and how deeply entrenched the junk is in your lungs. Hang in ther it will get better.
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Can you play the jewsharp?
I used to be able to as a child. My dad showed us how. If you are not careful it will smack your teeth.
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Pokemon diamond and perl who wants to trade? I have a turtwig lv 5 with pokerus, palkia lv 50,a shiny floatzel lv 40, Kabuto lv5,vaporeon lv 10 and a cranidos lv 1(just hatched). My pal pad number:2922 4552 4799. My pal pad name: Erica. Thank you ;)
Go elsewhere to peddle your wares!
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Can you spot a tweaker and does it annoy you when they sit next to you and they are moving all over the place? arms, legs... they can't sit still.
You forgot the rubbing of the nose and the licking of the lips.
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Please give a conclusion of what happens after a murder is senteced to the supreme court?
If the supreme court hears the case and upholds the lower courts standing then the prisoner will face his sentence whatever he or she was given.
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If there is deep-brain stimulation technology to make you happy...... do you think it will be priced a pay-per-use rate (each time you activate it, it will cost you lots of $) or buy-once-becomes-yours?
They already have them it is caled antidepressants.
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It's widely claimed that money doesn't buy happiness, then why do some people stress out and work as hard as they can to fulfill their lofty ambitions?
Because it buys groceries pays the billdss puts a roof over your etc.
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Pokemon diamond and perl who wants to trade? I have a turtwig lv 5 with pokerus, palkia lv 50,a shiny floatzel lv 40, Kabuto lv5,vaporeon lv 10 and a cranidos lv 1(just hatched). My pal pad number:2922 4552 4799. My pal pad name: Erica. Thank you ;)
Go elsewhere and do your trading.
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I need to know where the fuse for my heater is located in my '97 toyota corolla, it doesn't seem to be located under the passenger kick panel where it said it would be.
If you cannot see which fuse is which then pull them one at a timeand check to see if any are blown. It could be they have it wired into some other system.
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Which country has the cheapest cars for sale
India!
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Will wood decay in a high humidity (not wet) environment?
Oh yeah over time it will rot away same as the human body.
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Can aspen tree roots disprupt (crack) a concrete patio?
Any trr root can cause problems.
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1997 merc sable. i can not get the caliper piston to retract back into the caliper. therefore i can not get it off the rotor. it is the passenger side rear brakes. any ideas
It takes a special tool to move those back. Look at the head of the piston and se if ther are two knot like bumps. The tool is cheap and the auto parts place might have one th loan. You have totwis that piston back in. If it is not made like that then releae your emergency brake and then open the top to your master cylinder to allow pressure to escape.
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91 ford ranger ..was stopped at a light an it died, will turn over but wont start. is getting gas...
Are ya getting fire? How is the voltage level on your battery. It must be above 12 volts to run the cmputer.
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If you forget someone's name, what would be the best way to find out what it is without looking like an a-hole?
Say I am sorry please tell me your name again.
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Were you born this way or did you take a course in being pig headed?
It is becuse of getting my hand wet in your gene pool.
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Are Racists a race of their own?
I hope so we are the last of the fe thinkers. that do not follow the crowd.
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Why is it that those who are against illegal immigration are called racist? ILLEGAL MEANS ILLEGAL..racism has nothing to do with it.
It is a bunch of narrowed minded ignorant my way or the highway types that throw that word around trying to make others feel bad.
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Is it possible to tame a badger and keep it as a pet?
When you try it have someone film it.
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Did ra-ra Rasputin stage a coup or was he merely a lover and confidant of the Russian Queen?
He staged no coupe. They tried to assainate him giving him poison several times shooting him and such but he would not die.
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So, is there message to YOUR madness?
Yeah but it is a secret reserved for people with diminshed thought capabilities not you.
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What beer do you drink most often?
It can be called mothers milk the only one with drinkability the one that makes women scream grown men cry and children waiting for legal age. BUD LITE!
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If today was your last day on earth what would you do?
Sit on the front porch of my daughters house in the country with my children and grandchildren and have a few good laughs.
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When you hear someone make a racist remark, which emotion do you feel first, anger or sadness?
Isn't freedom of speech a wonderful thing. Who gave you the label of racist. What exactly is a racist.
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How many hours does a person sleep at night
It varies!
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Think should the death penalty be brought back to england?
It already is in some states.
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Serious question : Does masturbation have anything to do with fertility? If so, explain please
It keeps fresh swimmers in the ready position at all times.
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How can you tell the difference between glass & crystal
The price!
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Do you feel you should raise your children with religion or are you eliminating their choice?
Give children experiences in areas that would be appropraite but do not force your beliefs on them.
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If people talk about being depressed/having problems on AB, someone gets upset. If people try to tell jokes and make people laugh, people get upset. How do you win on this site? Can you?
You get upset!
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Do I look pretty good??? Im the one pretending to punch himself on the right... thank you! BTW, im 12 turning 13 soon, and i wanna no if i need a haircut...
Actually I would suggest that you study spelling. Know is not no. No means a negative, know is to be familiar with.
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Doesn't it seem that Cartoon Networks' shows is getting ignorant?
Getting when weren't they.
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Best fly fishing in Los angeles area?
East LA there are bound to be a bunch of flies hanging around.
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I have a honda 440cc fourwheeler and when i try to accelerate it sounds like the choke is on and dies. and when its ideling it cuts out sometimes. its in time. i dont kno wats wrong.
You have a hole in a line either vacuum or fuel. Check your lines and if necessary replace them. I believe it is fuel.
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I've been single for half a year now and really want to meeet someone. How can I ask someone out without feeling like I'm obligating them or appearing too forward with them? My last relationship was my first and lasted 6 years. I feel like a beginner. >:(
They can yes or no. You will hear alot more nos than yeses but it like fishing sit on the bank all day just for one bite.
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What are the best radio/cd players with the clearest reception to use in the basement?
Now stop and think just how many people do you think have evaluated that equipment in a basement that could give you an answer.
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''I wouldn't date a woman a second time if she was willin'' ...y??, if ur willing& shes up for it,y not hav a pleaurable, intimate time together? im sure u'v tried it on, do u expect her2keep herself 4whenever u decide 2show. r women not allowd 2express
What is he talking about?
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IN A PROPERTY LINE DISPUTE IN ARKANSAS, IF THERE IS A CONFLICT IN THE PROPERTY LINES, DO YOUR GO BY THE OLDEST DEED TO DETERMINE THE OUTCOME? IN THIS CASE THE DEED IS SOME TWENTY YEARS OLDER THAN ANY OF THE PROPERTY THAT WAS SOLD!
Call in a surveyor and let them determine where the lines are. It is not costly and will stop alot of bickering.
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Has anyone else ever heard of Porcupine Tree?
What is the latin name. Regional names for plants and other fauna makes it difficult to identify.
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I benefit from wearing tights as it helps stop my legs from aching, but how does this work?
Blood flow is restricted or it helps push theblood back up nto the body to be circulated.
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Which is your favorite out of these Mississippi delicacies: catfish, fried pies, pecans or boiled peanuts?
All of the fore mentioned items.
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In your opinion, who gets paid more than they deserve?
Professional athletes. It is completely out of hand.
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Part 4 We are walking back from the lake (barefoot) when you notice that I have stepped on more ants accidentally. There are more. Do you: a.Squash as many as you can b.Tell me an ant bit you & ask me to squash it or c. Tell me I stepped on the ants & why
Watch where you walk the ants have right of way.
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How long does it take for a president's policies and actions while in office to begin to affect the country?
Maybe never!
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How to market spice for chicken wings
Ask the 100s of others who have done it.
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What state should you live in?
A state of euporia!
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If it gets too quiet do you go crazy? I have to have some kind of noise at all times.
You are like so many others you have to have your otic factors stimulated all the time. It has become a noisy world between music being played loud or the constant bing and baging of one thing or another. During the summer I get up early and sit on my patio because that is the quietest time of day.
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What is your stand on animal rights?
Eat more steak!
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Will Manny Ramirez's drama queen antics "tank" the 2009 Dodgers the way that it did the 2008 Red Sox?
Manny Ramirez is like a spoiled child. I cannot stand the man or boy as you may choose either.
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What do you think of Obama's solution to our economic problems? Can he possibly expend trillions that we don't have and then cut our national debt in half in four years?
Of course he can he is the president. Don't everyone start complaining now that he is in like everyone jumped the ship on W Hell I could be President trillions I scoff at trillions let us go higher than that with money to give away.
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Is homosexuality prevalent in the Muslim community?
Prevalent is not the word you want. I am sure that there are those who chosse an alternate life style as in all other socities. If caught it would probably be their head.
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What does the term "population prevention" mean?
Spade or neuter!
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Television made a popping sound, like a broken light bulb. No picture but sound is still working.
It is time for a trip to your local TV shop or electronics store your tubbe is gone.
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Where is reset button for mitsubishi medallion HDTV 1080
Do not know for sure but look in the back of the set towards the bottom.
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Vanderwaals radius WHAT IS Vanderwaals radius
He is about 36w by 30l.
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Do I say I'm sorry? 'cuz the word is never gonna come out
Whats a matter you cannot hone to making a mistake and then taking responsibilty for it and asking for forgiveness?
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How much water do you drink per day?
What is the rite of passage to be considered a healthy person?
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How'd it get tied in a knot?
Well she said I bet you can't do that with it and I proceeded to show her and here I am.
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Did hitler escape yes or no?
He escaped allright straight to HELL!
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I am looking at purchasing a used 2008 Pontiac Vibe (20,000 miles.) Upon intial inspection, I noticed what looked like a black residue around the tailpipe and on the bumper. Any ideas what could be causing this?
Too much gas entering the engine. Could be as simple as a new air filter and it will get worse from there.
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Lately i've been masturbating almost everyday...But the werd thing is,my dick won't settle down..It gets hard as if it was asking for more and i feel horny everytime it happened...I'm 18..Is there something wrong wif me?
Nope! Just be glad your pitiful little pecker is not made of wood and your hand is sandpaper.
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What is the greatest quote or speech you ever heard? *Try not to use one from later than 1980 please. But if you really want to, you can*
Choosey ain't ya!
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2003 VW New Beetle - Problem, oil light comes on at stopping, goes off on acceleration. Oil level good, oil changes regularly, use synthetic oil. What could be going wrong?
Sender could be bad. Or the real good problem is that your main bearings are worn and will not hold pressure.
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Where do tears come from?
Emotionally from the heaRT. pHYSICALLY FROM TEAR DUCTS IN YOUR EYES.
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My husband and I have been together for 6 1/2 yrs married for 4. This summer that were arguing about their daughter, who by the way isn't really his. And his ex says that nothing to do with them and the daughter is none of my business.
I would tell her while she resides under you roof you are a part of her life.
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To the cat owners. Would you buy mouse flavored can food?
As long as it is authenic with fur and bones and such.
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If a female joined the airfoce what would be the best job for her?
They will determine where to place you by yourtest scores.
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My sister was raped at age 4 the man who did it just moved back into town. i want to beat the crap out of him. what are ways i can control my feelings towards this terrible man
Make sure he registers as a sex offender if he has to. Take out an ad in the paper telin evryone to be aware. Every time you walk by him don't look at him just call him some real good cuss name and keep on walking.
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If i am driving BIG red CAR sing a lots of songs and my best friends are kids WHO AM I
Sammy the singing Perv.
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If God were to declare today that "Everybody goes to heaven!!", what would be your reaction ? Why?
He said everybody so what are you going to do but line up.
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World without men?only women here.
Oh the Birkenstock industry would go wild , along with jeeps and pickup trucks and flannel shirts and look at all the rainbow flags.
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What is your favourite car?
One that is paid for!
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I would try eyeball if i knew it was eyeball but didn't look like eyeball. Anybody ever eat eyeball if so was it good.
It is better if you suck it out of the skull.
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You hear 2 people talking about you and you are 3 feet away from them, are they very rude?
Well you are doing the world a service for as long as they are talking about you it leaves others alone.
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For us there is only one season, the season of air pollution? Whereto the lovely winters, good summers, clear sun, bright moon, mild rains and full oxygen seem taken from us?
Alas alas it has not been taken kind sir or maam it merely has been re-adjusted to another form.
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Does the easter bunny come in your house? :)
As long as it does not die here I do not care whether he comes or not.
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If there is only 6 continents then what is antartica
COLD!
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Do you know how a Mountain Apple looks like or taste?
Mountain aple! Hmm are we talking about a may apple?
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Obama's bailout: Did you support it?
Nope! It is not really clear who or what he is bailing out.
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I need to know if there is any good techniques for teaching a dog to stay away from small animals. I have 4 cats and a few chickens that roam around outside. I also have 2 other dogs that don't mind the chickens or cats. But my one wants to go after them
Get you a slingshot and a few rocks when he chases after them then attempt to hit him and he will asociate chasing the animals with a rock hitting him.
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Name something you have in your bathroom.
Me so lease give me some privacy thanks.
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What are you gonna name your kids? Something unique? I like the names Cayson and Emmett. Help with middle names?
Cayson Goes Rolling along. Emmett I Told You To Quit Like dammit
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My credit cards and their payments always go haywire. Is there anything I can do about it so that I can save on my late fees?
No your credit cards did not go haywire you went haywire with your credit cards. First thing cut your cards up and throw them away. Start paying your bills as soon as the hit the door. Pay aminimum if nothing more till you figure out who has the highest interest then concentrate on that first.
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Who has served the longest time as the President of France?
Charles Degalle
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Where do you hurt the most?
What are you a doctor?
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Is Neosporin (NOT the kind w/ pain relief) safe to apply to my cat? She keeps cleaning a scab off her face & causing it to bleed. I think if I keep it from itching her it could help her from scratching the scab off. Is it safe/what if ingests?
It won't hurt. That samll amount isn't anything to worry about if ingested.
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Is it possible to tame a 4 year old dog that has been trained to fight?
No! I would nvere trut its behaviour. That is like a beagle it is going to run a rabbit or deerosome other animal if it gets the chance.
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Can i have some points for this question?
Of course you can.
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I going on a date with Amy Winehouse this weekend. What do I need to keep in mind?
You may be a liar or have illusions.
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Old people are ______ ________ ________!!!!!
Exoerienced and knowledgeable especially on life.
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Where is the financial capital of India?
Mumbai!
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What consequences does teenage pregnancy have on the community?
Possibility of higher tsaxes to take cae of a child having a child. Diminshed work force due to the girl not continuing her education and becoming a working member of socity able to give rather than take. A baby whose future may be compromised and end blaming socity for his or her problem.
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I would like to give birth withOUT an epidural. What feedback can you give me?
Why do you like pain. That doesn't make alot of sense. Your pain may also be an adverse effect on the baby. Keep in mind he or she feels wht you feel.
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How often do i need to change the thermostat in my 2000 f150 5.4
Are you speaking of the thermostat that controls engine temp if so only change it when it malfunctions.
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Has anyone ever tried the alleged 'hottest chili/chilli in the world'?
Anyone can throw alot of hot peppers and such into a meal and make the claim it is the hottest in the world. The trick is that it taste so good people will continue eating even though it is hot.
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TMI - I was sick the other night, since I have remains left at the back of my one nostril, it's quite painful, any suggestions how I flush it away, I have been snorting water through that nostril to try and clear it?
Try salt water just barely warm.
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Do you get excited when you bring your coins to a coinstar machine? how much did you get the last time that you went? about $32 here.
I rolled and took mine to the bank. $1470.00
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Is it illegal to print a copy of a rookie trading card on a tee shirt for sale on E-Bay?
Yep it is copyright infringement not only with the player but also with the league.
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What else to try slow roasting on the grill other than pork butts & brisket?
Turkey, chicken whole, pot roast
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My wire haired Dachshund turned 1 year old on February 5th. Lately he has been chewing wood, My tile floors, Anything he can get his mouth on. Why is he doing this? He did not used to do this before all of a sudden he has turned into a brat.
Ah the wonderful weenie dog. I used to raise them they can be the best dogs to have around or the hounds of satan. Does he do this when you leave the house ? If so he is exhibiting separation anxiety. He is acting out much as a child would. If you leave then put him in a dog carrier. When you catch him the qct then a good swat with a rolled up newspapaer would not hurt.
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I want this weekend off work. Would it work if I got someone to phone in for me on Friday morning and tell them I got arrested on Thursday night and I am in for the weekend?. Could my employer check to see if I am lying?.
All he has to do is cll the jail to see if you are there.
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Why does a guy tell you he loves you deeply & has had for years, then in 2 days time, he goes back to his friends & doesn't talk to you for a week? This includes not answering phones or text.
He was horny!
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Can you trust your best friend in the whole world?
With my life, with my wife!
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The Portuguese Water dog will be the choice for the First Family. What do you think of the Obama's choice?
Who really cares. My tax dollars will now be used for some more unneeded mess.
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I get very tense when im around other people, for example on the bus. Why is that?What should i do?
Just relax they are probably tense also.
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I have a model F32650 RCA television. It worked fine this morning and now when the power button is pressed the light blinks 3 times and them goes out. It will not power up. Is there a fuse or something to check?
Try plugging and unplugging. Also look in the rear of the tv for a circuit breaker. It will more than likely be red .
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Would you rather work really hard in order to become rich, or settle for less and earn just enough to do what you want in your free time?
What good is it to have masses of money and no time to enjoy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.
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"Question Limit Reached
To make sure everyone gets their chance to ask a question, we ask that you post no more than 5 questions within 15 minutes." :o now i see how those people on Intervention feel. i feel so ashamed and embarrassed.
And you should for shame for shame!
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I'm so tired. Can I take a nap now?
Of course that is the reason they put the word in the dictionary.
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What makes good food good?
Mamas Love!
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Do words speak louder than actions?
No there are too mnay chiefs who say ha lets do this but when it comes to doing this they cannot be found they are just a mouthpiece and worthless.
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Do you know what it means to miss New Orleans?
Gumbo, Mardi Gras, Hurricane drinks, beignets, Jacson Square , Mississippi river, crawfish etoufee
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What (if anything) do you collect?
Vintage fishing reels and fishing gear.
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If all humans were wiped out some how, what would happen to the nuclear power stations in the absence of human operatives?
What would it matter.
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If a person sacrifices their life, is that classified as suicide?
No!
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What do you think caused is Chimpanzee act horrible?...very disturbing content in video.
They are first and foremost wild animals even though they will portray human traits. Chimpanzees have been well known for attacks not only on humans but on their own kind and also attacking monkeys of different species killing and eating them. Anyone who keeps a chimp needs to have the animal under locjk and key.
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I have a large collection of diecast cars (50K est) that I want to sell. I figured raffle would be the quickest way to dispose of the collection. How should I set about making this happen? What are the tax consequences?
Raffles are illegal in some states because it is considered gambling requiring a license. Check first.
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What are the complications of taking Viagra?
Your partner can still say no.
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When should plant flowers in the garden?
It all depends on the zone or area in which you have the garden. It also dpeends on the type of flower you are going to plant.
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Doesn't falling in love hurt? It is falling.
Only if you let it.
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My son was being sexually abused and I need help with attorney fees to fight his abuser, where can I find people willing to help
If he was sexually abused then report it to the police then the courts will take up his case.
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I want to paint the house i just moved into, do i have to peel off all the wallpaper, or can i get a good primer and prime it before painting?
You need to peel then primer then paint.
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Do you think you drink to much?
Too much is a matter of opinion.
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How is God tolerant? He doesn't like gays, lesbians, adulterers, polytheists, atheists, people of different religions, he doesn't like people who speak about his name. Those who do go to Hell. Isn't tolerance more of accepting rather than damning?
Tolerant or forgiving there is a big difference.
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I finally got my driver's license. Can somebody congratulate me?
Why di it take yout 2 years? That is a point of concern for the rest of us. Congratulations I guess!
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Have you ever seen a dead body not at a funeral or hospital?
Oh yeah in Viet Nam and a few car wrecks.
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I am going through a divorce in NY.My wife & I have 2 children. I have reason to suspect my 7 yr old daughter is not mine,I am paying child support.My name is on birth cert. We were married at her birth. Can I stop paying support & get name off BC?
You could etition for a DNA test to prove paternity but you cannot just stop paying on a feeling or suspicion.
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Why do some people find it un-natural and a fetish to breast feed or suckle their partners?
I would suggest that enters into realm of needing some therapy.
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What happened to an old restaurant in the 1970's along ritchie highway in glen burnie maryland named something like Inzi's spaghetti house or Enzi's spaghetti house?
Glen Burnie my friend harry lives in Glen Burnie do not know about the restaurant but Glen Burnie I have visited.
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Why are people so ignorant and how would you deal with them
The same way they deal with you!
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What is a puffin road?
A puffin being a bird it could be where they walk or travel. Then again the train goes puffin down the tracks so maybe railroad tracks.
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What is your observation on your hairs turning grey?my hairs turned grey overnight.
Mine turned gray then let loose it is gone. I like gray hair it is a sign of experience.
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Should there be 3 categories to label questions: "conversational", "educational", or "just plain dumb"?
You mean can I be pregnant.
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WHY ARE WE MESSING AROUND WITH ANTIGRAVITY ETC WHEN ALL WE NEED TO DO IS CREATE A 3 DIMENSIONAL FAX MACHINE
Buck Rogers needs help and we are going to give it to him he deserves it.
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What do you suppose to do when someone pickin on you when you tell they to stop then you tell the teacher and she dont do nothing? do you fight or walk away?
Fight! If they want a fight then give them one. Do not spend time telling them to back off just get it on. When they drag you in the office then tell them about reporting it and nothing and anme the teacher.
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What forms do i need for a uncontested divorce in sc, i have a divorce kit, but no one at the court will just let me know if i have all the papers, instead of information they think i am asking advice, all i need is the list. paper
Alot of judges will not accept an individual asking for divorce uncontested or not without a lawyer.
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The witch is ugly and dressed in rags and the fairy beautiful and dressed in finery. Can you imagine otherwise?
A witch that shops on Rodeo Drive and a maiden in tattered jeans and some old tennis shoes all from the goodwill store.
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How old are kitties before they should be given soft food?
Start them at about 4 weeks just tiny bits given on your finger.
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What methods are usually used to reduce friction?
Spit, WD 40, vaseline, materials that lessen friction such as plastic.
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Why are all these volunteer fireman getting charged with arson?
They get bored and want some excitment.
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Since yesterday morning i been having stomach pains that really hurts and i been having diarrhea. what does that mean?
You have got the s^&%s. Use some immodium and resist your diet for a day or to.
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What is the most beautiful place in the world?
(On the list of things I want to do before I die is I want to find the most beautiful place in the world take the girl I love there and enjoy it)
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder that must be your decision.
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Are kids too wussified today? ive read lots of articles that say they are and i agree
For years now the children have been force fed tv and video games. They have no imagination. They are paranoid to touch something because of their parents insistence that you could get germs. What happened to those who would walk down a creek to see what was there or turn over a rock to look for things or just sit and make shapes out of the clouds. Oh no it is too hot and you must lather...
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What is the most useless household appliance ever made?
A rice cooker. A tea maker.
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Something you'll never hear Lindsay Lohan say?
I am still a virgin!
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If you are planning to eat your rabbits should you give them worm medicine? If so...where do you get it and what kind?
If rabbits have worms they will most likely be in the intestinal tract. When you remove the intestines you will remove any worms. I alwsy look at the liver and as long as it is healthy looking I will consume the rabbit.
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Do Anybody Every Make You Feel So Low To You Think You're A Nobody?
Never allow anyone to do that.
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Whats the worst promise someone could break?
Their wedding vows.
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Why can limestone be used as teeth?
Too soft!
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Men: What flaw in women disturbs you the most?
They use the word not tonight too much.
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I'm at school with a fever. are there any home remedies that you use to get rid of colds and fevers fast?
There is no cure for the common cold. Tylenol or something similiar and plenty of liquids and rest if possible give it 8 to ten days and it will be gone.
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My wife wants me to dig her a flower garden in the back yard. What do I need to know and what tools/supplies will I need?
Start with a shovel and a strong back and a weak mind. Depending on the soil it will probably need humus added.
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A news story was done that said if Nadia Suleman couldn't care for her Octopluts, that the hospital would keep them...Do you think that this is right for them to turn them over to child services?
The woman has no job she has a total of 14 children she lives on welfare meaning my taxes she is being froeclosed on she is definitely off her rocker. Oh yeah and the other 6 also.
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Will all of her problems really be solved when she gets a boyfriend? (She seems to think they will)
Not hardly now you have two to make happy.
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Does anyone have ancestors in the US civil war?
Yep!
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My husband hasn't worked in abour a yr and thinks that looking online some is searching hard for a job! I'm starting to resent him for the fact that I have to work while he does nothing all day. how do I make him understand this is killing our marriage?
If your marriage is based on that you were in trouble when it started. Jobs now are as rare as hens teeth and getting worse. For richer or poorer for better or worse.
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Why did people bake marijuana in brownies in the 1960s? Why didn't they put it in toll house cookies, pumpkin bread or another baked good?
We liked brownies.
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They say some Relationships are Made in Heaven.....are there any Made in China?
They fell apart or wee recalled because of lead conatmination.
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What's the difference between freaks like the Cat Man / Lizard Man, and sex change people? Should the needs these of people be taken seriously by society?
It is their choice and does not affect anyone and why do you refer to them as freaks.
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Is Tommy Hilfiger racist?
Is he white? If so according to some all white people are racist.
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West coast
Different!
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I think my friend is bisexual but i don't know how to find out without offending her...what should i do?
Ask her for a french kiss.
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What are the horns or appendages on giraffes for?
It is another set of eyes set high on the head so they can see further.
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If you get killed in an accident, do your college loans still have to be paid by someone or are they forgiven?
If someone has cosigned for you then they will be responsible if not then they will have to follow the estate and see if any money can be recovered there.
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You're looking at cemeteries, camera in hand. You find an old woman sitting on bench talking to her dead husband. The dead husband has been gone for six years and was a WW2 veteran. Do you say anything to her?
Unnecessary she has someone to keep her company.
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Dating a homeless women, any advise?
It is easy to drop her off at home any large cardboard box wil do.
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Do you think the young people graduating from school today have an inflated idea of their knowledge?
Set them down with a crossword puzzle and see their progress. It will demonstrate that they have basic knowledge but lifes experiences will provide much more.
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Name something you find at the seaside
The seashore!
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" I am going to commit a suicide " Do you think you will ever in your life say this? why?
Again! How many times now?
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Is Obama Christian or Muslim?
His heritage would suggst so from his fathers side. He chooses not to practice the muslim faith so who is to say.
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Ok i want a restraining order against the guy who raped me's wife. im 17 though and my parents wont let me they will not consent to it. any way i can with out their permission
Have you reported this to the police. An action more than a restraining order should be taken.
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Why is it that women will never ask a man for a date?
Tradition!
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2000 Chevy Suburban 1500, engine starts then dies & won't restart with no electrical power. Could it be just battery or bad alternator? Does this engine continuously use battery to power other e
The battery use is usually restrcted to the computer to avid spikesin electricial surge. The alternator handles the other electricial items. Battery could be low even though it cranks the computer needs at least 12 volts or a little better. Have your battery checked they will run low but still have cranking amps.
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Is there a Brokeback Hill?
It was aporn movie with midget cowboys.
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What does the expression "It is was it is" mean to you?
Don't look around under it above what you see is what you get.
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Why does my husband hide watching shemale porn from me?
Broke back mountain ain't got nothing on him. He may be bi.
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Is it considered proper etiquette to admit you farted or to pretend you don't know where the smell came from?
I believe it is proper to excuse ones self prior to the deed.
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Why is Bill Gates a sucess story?
DUH! Look at the mans bank account.
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I have a 1992 buick lesaber and the light won't turn on. What is wrong with it?
What light?
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What ever happened to the good old days when people could have sex with sheep and not be called welsh?
The sheep herders got wind of it and took over the sheep sex thing. Montana state motto is come to Montana where men are men and sheep are women.
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I have great taste in fashion. Why am I "dressed to the nines?"
Do you have an ego problem?
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What causes gout?
Gout is caused by uric acid crystals that form in the body this is normally caused by ones diet. It will get into the joints such as the big toe which is common and restrict the movement and cause severe pain. It is so bad even the air movement off of a ceiling fan cannot be tolerated nor a bed sheet on the area. Gout was once considered a rich mans disease because people who consumed rich...
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Can a company that pays you 12.00 an hr for 40hr. aftter 40hr the company will pay you 18.00 an hr .is this possible and i thought all companys were on a tight budget.
You are receiving time and half overtime pay. It is a lw in some situations that workers must be paid time and a half.
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Do you sing when you pee?
"Row row row your boat gently down the stream"
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On the shuttle bus between work and employee parking lot, I saw a drop down dead beautiful romantic guy. One of those start drooling and salivating kind of things. Have you ever seen someone so beautiful, you wanted to drool?
In reference to the man being beautiful is so he was probably gay. Men are handsome women are beautiful.
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What's the name of the filthy rich war contractor who "gave" the Bush's a home as a thank-you gift?
Try Halliburton.
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Do black people get acne
They have sweat pores like evryone else.
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Is a Mojito a gay drink?
What exactly makes a drink gay. Does it lisp when you sip it? Is it in a flamingglass?
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I want to be entertained what do you recommend ? :)
Self indulgence! Look in the mirror and make funny faces so if that does not entertain you it is your fault.
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A Food coated in Flour before Cooking...?
Chicken!
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Can people say Obama is black? Is he black? With a white mother and a black father shouldn't he be both and niether at the same time, or does that black half make him black? If so that is one of the most racist concepts I have ever heard of.
Mr Obama has used his blackness to run for president and win. I think it is terrible that he never mentions his white mother or her side of the family but if he did he may not have been elected president. Actually he is what we refer to as zebra.
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Are pigs really pink?
Some are some are not. It depends on the breed. That is why pigs wallow in mud because they can sunburn very easily like hippos and other animals.
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Some Christians do not approve of gay couples being married in a church. So what is their opinion on Atheists or Agnostics being married in a church?
I don't care!
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Here is a common saying "Open mouth, Insert foot! Do you have one for me?
Do not wipe your A$% with glass.
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There is no laws in the US regulating the amount of children one has,so what is the media frenzy on that topic now?
The media frenzy is that she has no job she will have no home she deliberately brought 8 children into this world whom she cannot support. She already has 6 who don't know who their father is. We as American taxpayers have a right to question the woman and her intentions. I am tired of footing the bil for baby makers and their bad decisions.
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Do you live for yesterday, today or tomorrow?
There is no yesterday in fact there is no minute ago tomorrow doesn' exist so today would be a good answer or right at this second would be better.
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Can a police officer in california stop you in another city that he is not assigned to?
Yes! Then he will notify that city and haveone of their officers take over.
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What do you think about frivolous lawsuits?
If it was yours how would you consider it.
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HOW ARE SAND AND HUMUS ALIKE?
They are both items that make up the earth they both contains certain chemicals compounds that make them what they are. Humus is good for plants and crops sand not so much so.
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How long is chesapeake bay bridge & tunnel
I want to say 7 miles.
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What is the safety factor built into residential portable air compressor tanks? The decal on the side says that the working pressure is 110 psi, I would like to increase the pressure in the tank to 125 psi from 100 psi.
KABOOM! He was did something stupid is your epitah.
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Have you ever eaten a watermelon that is yellow on the inside?
Oh yeah! There is also a variety of taomato that has yellow flesh when ripe.
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My Bichon was in her ninth day of season and she successfully mated with a male....today on her 11 day, I tried to mate them again, but they both seemed uninterested. Does this happen if the first mating was successful?
11 days into the heat cycle is too lon. It should be done on maybe the 6 or 7th days. You can leave them togather if possible and it will also be a coupling on the same day multiple times.
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Before, my husband's ex-wife used to be understanding and helpful with him about the kids matters. But, now she starts complicating things and she knows very-well how much we love the kids .I don't like to see my husband sad as he is now please, advise?
People become cynical for no apparent reason. His ex is like so many others she is using the children as her asassains bullet to get at him. I would sit down with her and talk it over and plainly tell her if she has a problem then at least be mature enough to fight her own battles and leave the children out of it.
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Why does it seem like being a teen now-a-days is so much harder than in the past?
Its not as teenagers we went through the same things that you go through today. It may have a different name and come up in a different situation but there is basically no difference.
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Ok - im bipolar and have FINALLY found the right mixture of drugs to help me. i feel the best i have felt since the passing of my sister in '99. most days i feel GOOD and HAPPY, but when i go home(2 girls 11&13 & married 13yrs) i HATE it . why?
It is your sense of responsibilty and what you have to face when you open the door to your house. You and your wife no longer have the time for each other not so much sexually but just an evening alone. It happens to alot of us and it will pass. You and your wife decide on a night just the two of you go to dinner and a movie and make it a once or twice a month for my time.
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My son who is 17 yr is making my life misery, his due to court for abh and on bail for other charges he does not seem to care and have no respect for me,he has mood swings not sure how to deal or do with him, he goes to college when he wants to
Sounds like he wants be grown up and be an adult. Change the locks on the doors tell him no more and tell him to do not let the door hit him in the ass on the way out.
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Do you think there will come a time when no one in the world will smoke and if so when?
Never gonna happen.
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What is something every child would love?
Someone that would love him or her back.
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Can a lawyer in the state of Texas represent a client that he is sleeping with in a custody case?
Is his client male or female?
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Was Jesus Arab? Is this why the Jews killed him?
Jesus was a Jew! He was killed because of insurrection against the Roman state and the Jewish state at the time.
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What type of signals may help you notice an emergency?
People screaming run get away all running in the opposite direction that you are going.
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What has been your most exciting moment?
The birth of my children and grandchildren.
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Have you ever stepped on a nail?
How many times. The bad thing is the possibilty of lockjaw and then having the unending urge to vomit.
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Of the internet scams that coem from Nigeria, are most of the scammers nigerians, or also foreigners living in nigeria?
No they are Nigerians.
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Are you surprised at the pro-animal cruelty that a number on AB support?
Be careful I have heard that they are eyeballing you.
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Should essential services, such as water, transport, energy, etc, be taken into public ownership, to ensure that everyone is given access to these essential services as cheaply as possible, if not free?
They would be free for your tax dollars would be used to support them. That also borders on being a communist state.
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What small luxuries are you still spending on in this tough economy--chocolate, coffee, music downloads, hair dressers, night at the movies, or other?
Hookers, whiskey, nights at strip joints
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What are somg good cowgirl usernames? (It can have cowgirl in it )
Udderbag, Cud chewer, Cow eyes, Bovine Beauty, Bulls delight, Farmers delight
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How do I get money back from my brother who lived in my rental for 16 months w/ girlfriend- verbally agreed to pay $500 a month or same in repair. Total paid in cash/repair $900. He's bi-polar. I've had 5 talks nice & not-so-nice. Hubby & I fight :( Help!
Go to court but without the lease you will have to be sharp to convince a judge to have him pay up.
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Why did the Flintstones all look like ragamuffins, were they on the welfare?
Nope they worked at the gravel pit. Those were top end clothes during those times.
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Do you want there to be a brokeback mountain sequel?
Yep let one of them get pregnant. That would have to be explained.
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Do guys really like the sweet, innocent, shy type of woman or is that just in the movies?
For marriage yes! For good times probably not we want rowdl tequila drinking dance on the bar get down any and everywhere young ladies.
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Did a lawyer ever rip you off like mine is ripping me; could just kill:(
Go to the Bar Association and file a complaint if it is legit.
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Whats that werewolf movie were the guys step dad is a werewolf and he goes to a cabin every full moon and kills people
All of them!
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I saw the face of Jesus in my bran muffin, should I sell it on ebay?
Maybe you would be better served eating the bran and be healthy.
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Oh neat. I have a mother F...ing Dr/er. And you?
Amazing you could spell a twelve letter word!
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If someone is having homosexual urges, is that a sin?
Who is the person? Sexual desires are ones personal affair. Many a person who is homosexual is a part of the church.
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Is is best not to retaliate if someone is horrid to you?
Two wrongs do not make a right!
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Would you rather watch the news or cartoons?
Sometimes it is hard to tell the difference.
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My hands get so filthy at work. What makes YOUR hands so dirty?
Yours when we shake hands. Do something please!
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Have you ever mistakenly taken a class that you had already taken...and aced the first time? i did. i lost about $200 on that class.
Maybe a class on how to memorize would be good!
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This girl acts like she likes me but every time someone brings it up she stops talking to me for a few minutes. And when my friend asked if she would ever go out with me she avoided the question and said hes really sweet. Why would she act this way?
Have you ever heard of the word COY? Ask her out yourself.
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Children are blessings from God, how many blessings do you have?
They are sweet lil darlings until they reach 13 or 14 and you find out that that part of the human anatomy that has refered to as being the a#$Hole was misplaced it should have been designated to teenagers.
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Thru out all the questions and answers how come so many repeats of same?
Just how many people are there who do not know if they are pregnant.
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Men, what do you think of women with graying hair?
I like em! Hubba Hubba!
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I think the girl in a store I go to is absolutely a match for my son. She so cute, intelligent,and charming, he is rugged and plays great guitar are they a match, should I interfere to make it happen?
You couldintroduce them then back away. Back away are the key words.
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Why does it seem,that other neighbors on by block,just think of themselves and not offer to help,when nicely asked? I consider myself helpful,if a neighbor needs help. I feel great about helping with something. Should i expect some help,or am i selfish?
Not really! But do not make yourself into what they are.
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How to open compress mariguana
Drive over it!
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Why does my ex and her daughter think its amusing to annoy me and other people by harrassing them on the phone?
The daughter is immature because of her age. Your ex is immature because of her mental capacities. If the harrassment continues then call the police.
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Suppose you heard someone running for U.S. Senate actually say they would actually donate 15% to charitable works in the district?
Whoopee!
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How Big Is Your Heart?
As big as it needs to be at that given moment.
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I would like to organized a raffle for my baseball team as a fund raiser. My city only requires a solicitor's form, the state of Iowa say's it needs 501(C) status and a gambling license filled out. Is this required?
A raffle is gambling. Try a bake sale!
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Do you know the love of Jesus?
Amy I truly beleive that is a personal thing and you do not have the right to ask and I take the option to say none of your business. It is people like you who drove me out of church. Worry about yourself and leave others alone.
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I made a few prank calls to a person and now Igot a call from a detictive (i don't know if he is a private detictive or one from the police) saying that he wanted to talk. I am a minor and i never threatened the person. What will happen and what do I say?
Tell them you want a lawyer! They would have come to your house not make a call.
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How do birds dodge hailstones?
Radar!
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How to be in control of any stress in your life?
Just say to hell with it!
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When you were growing up, did you feel that your parents gave you unconditional love?
Of cousrse but it also went with knowing the rules and accepting the consequences when they were broken.
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Can I wear a gray shirt with my black pants?? I am not trying to dress up...just another day
Your clothes do as you please and quit worrying about satisying others.
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Have you ever lied on your resume to get a job? What was your biggest lie, and did you get hired?
None! Lies will merely come back to haunt you.
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Tell us why tussauds should waxwork you?
Because I have big ears like Obama.
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Do you like hip-hop music?
Hip Hop another name for rap which rhymes with crap. I think my answer is NO!
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Anyone want to buy some DVDs of TV series?
I have over 800 brand new dvd sets for sale. If you are looking for any tv series or movie collections let me know and there is a good chance I have it. Looking to use paypal for payment as its 100% safe for bot
Anyone want to buy ad space on answerbag see me and I will sell you some. It is not acceptable to put ads here but ebay is full.
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What is the proper way to tease your hair?
Tickle it on the rib cage! Hold it straight up and take the comb or brush and stroke downward while releasing a small amount each time.
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Is John Grisham a great author or is he simply a talented imagination with 'good' words to go with it? Imagination or literary skills?
They go hand in hand. One without an imagination cannot possibly write a book of any value.
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Do you think Barack Obama has big ears?
Well I have heard rumors that Dumbo the elephant has been looking for ear implants to keep up with him.
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What would you do to unbeach a whale?
Dissection!
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What is life
A time of turmoil with more downs that ups but when an up comes it can be the greatest thing that has ever happened to you.
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Do you think music will help to develop child’s education?
It will provide another avenue for developing interest. But so will working on lawnmowers using hand tools and such it has to be amixed bag.
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Do I make myself clear about who I am? I will answer any questions you have about myself !
OOOH! aren't special.
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Is $250 a normal price to have spark plugs and wires changed in a 1996 Honda Prelude?
Pretty close if used the dealer and maybe an ouside shop. They will overcharge for the plugs and wires to make a good profit plus most shops now charge a fee of $90.00 per shop hour.
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I want to stop smoking. does anyone else wants to stop smoking or has any stop smoking
I quit 11 years ago. Have a heat attack it will get your attention. No there is no easy way.
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I have young children, one of them keeps comming out with bad langage. i dont like to hear it. what are your oppinions on this
First of all who have they been associating with? Next get a bar of soap and a was rag and tell them cussing will get you a tongue washing. It won't hurt them and I doubt you will have to do it more than once.
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How do you save money when your job has cut out overtime?
Never learn to live on your overtime. Always base your budget on a 40 work week. Take the overtime and put it away for vacation ofr savings .
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My boyfriend who is 20 yrs my senior and I have just passed our 1yr anniversary and it's been a dream so far- everything has been caring and fun and EASY... but as of lately he has a short fuse and will get very irritated and angered at me 4 no reason...
Get out while you have all of your body parts.
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Should education be compulsory even if the child is not cut out for academics? Why or why not?
Education should be but as I was in school a student was allowed to go three ways pre college, business, or shop wooodworking and such the manual trades.
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What maintenance needs to be done on vehicles at 100,000 miles?
Read your owners manual if you have one if not get a repair manual at your local auto store.
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Where is the best place to buy a saxophone on the web? With out getting scammed. For my 5th grade son.
Try Ebay they do have guarantees and also use paypal to pay for it for they also have guarantees.
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I need help to learn how to save money, I make 7.25 an hour, and work about 20-35 hours a week. Please help me.
Make a budget and be honest and somewhat harsh with yourself. Do not use credit cards at anytime. Buy what you need and if a want comes around then save your extra money if any for that purpose. You are restricted by the amount you make so be frugal.
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Is applying for a job via the internet as effective as applying in person?
It is one step in getting an interview but be careful of what information you divulge because of identity theft.
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Why do bruises change color?
The body over time absorbs the blood that was released at the time of the bruise.
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Surely i still cant be in trouble?
Wanna Bet!
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Do you think this is a one year lease. I signed my lease on March 7th 2008. On the pages with the do's and don't as a renter she asked me to sign it for March 1st 2008. We both signed it and now she said the lease is until 4/01/09. Is this possible?
No0pe the date is what is frozen in time of March either 1st or seventh.
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Do you think Oprah Winfrey should run for office?
Of what! Just because she can make people sit and watch her show does not make her a candidate for public office. If that was the case Mr Rogers, Ronald McDonald and several others missed an opportunity.
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Timing a vortec 5.7 chevy its on tdc and the poniter is on 8 and backfires
Played with the timing lately. How about the distributor. If not was it running and just stopped. A timing belt may be your problem. A cylinder on any given tdc position will be correct. If timing it needs to be on number 1.
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MY MOTHER THINKS THAT MY BROTHERS DAUGHTER IS MY FATHERS CAN WE FIND OUT WITH A DNA TEST OF MY BROTHERS AND THE CHILD.
Yep!
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Does anyone else have to take a dump right now?
Waht are ya kind of insecure and need a toilet partner?
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Is it true that the Japanese samurai secretly practiced homosexuality?
It was not that much of a secret. The Spartans also had homosexual relations with young boys who were to be future warriors. Pedophelia (SP) is a common practice in alot of societies. The samuri were also fond of human flesh. Read the book the FLY Boys about those who were downed over Chi Chi Jima during WW2 and were in captivity on the Japanese held island.
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Were my parents right or wrong to raise me not to regret a moment I've lived through since I can't go back and change past mistakes?
Past mistakes you also need to be aware of but not dwell on for they were merely experiences in life made to not repeat.
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Can you tell if a wolf has anemia by testing ticks you collected from the animal?
If the animal has a massive infestation of ticks any anemia he has will be because of the ticks. It doesn't tak mnay to drain an animal. Whether the blood from ticks will show any anemia I would ask why go that route?
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Do you prefer home cooking or goin' out?
You buying?
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Guys: do you drink beer cuz it makes you feel manly? and simply cover it with "nah i like the taste", be honest? lol
If one drinks beer to feel manly then I would say they have a problem. I like the taste I like the fact after two I constantly run to the bathroom and get excerise. I like the fact that the girl across the beer wasn't anything to brag about until 6 or 7 beers have been put down.
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Are people more friendly in certain parts of the World as opposed to others. Why?
Oh yeah!
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What do you do if one of your friends doesn't like the person you are involved with?
Tell them thank you for your advice and I will keep it in mind but this is my decision.
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Do you think that your next incarnation depends upon who/how you are in this life? (Assuming you believe in reincarnation)
When God reaches down and touches me on the shoulder and says Bill it is time to get on the bus.
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Would you commit suicide / use assisted suicide if you were diagnosed with Alzheimer's or Parkinson's Disease? I would.
You do not know what you would do. Parkinsons disease is now being helped by medicine. Alzheimer's disease is the robber of memories. You may be so far along that you may not be able to do the act.
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I have a rock on my desk. If I asked you to write one sentence proving the rock did not exist, what would you write?
Your eyes supposedly see and your brain reacts to the sight and tels you it is a rock but who says the brain is always right?
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I really hate optimistic people..I'd say that they should see the world with their eyes opened wider..Not any problems can be solved just by saying "I can do this"..Am i too harsh..Or am i pessimist?
Someone somewhere can probably achieve the goal of I can do this. What are gonna do sit around and wring your hands just because you have a fear of failure?
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What is the difference between feelings of remorse and feelings of guilt?
Remorse is feeling guilty for what you have done and wish atonement guilty is just feeling bad but not wishing to say you are sorry.
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I worry a lot about my future, I'm afraid i might end up doing or accomplishing nothing... any advice?
Have you spoken a kind word to someone held a door open someone reached down and picked up something someone has dropped then you have done great and wonderful deeds.
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Men: Do you think you have to be tough and suck everything up, even when all you want to do is cry your eyes out alone in your bedroom? Honesty would be nice. Be the tough guy and tell me please! ;)
God gave us two emotions to help maintain our sanity one is laughter one is tears. For a person to not display his or her emotions is unhealthy and a person needs to vent. As a male child many were told your are a man men don't cry. Bull crap!
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Men: Is it your wife's 'job' ,for lack of better term at this hour, to make your meals, pack your lunch before work, do the house cleaning, etc?
Nope actually it is my job for I am a house Bitch that does the work.
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Is the earth flat? It is isnt it?
The water would drip off the edges!
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What do you think of people who ogle at you?
They are truly blsssed to be able to look upon such a perfect not completely so but enough that it draws attention.
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CAN I GET A LADY FRIEND IN MEXICO?
Si senor you have mucho peso it is so easy!
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A sex offender is living with my daughter & 3 childern, I noticed my grandkids are quiet, I don't see them as much, so far the childern are still doing well in school, grandson has shown some distress, is there a site childern living w/a sex offender?
Your daughter is an idiot. Has absolute desperation set in on her and her realtionships. Get him out.
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Is it healthy or unhealthy to wear tights, and why?
For me it would be aptroblem being a blue collared redneck in the south.
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Why is kidney failure so prevalent in older cats. Almost all cat's I've had died of kidney problems.
They have a tendecy to spray everything and probably wore their kidneys out.
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What should you do if your partner sleeps naked?
Enjoy it!
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We just had our floors re-stained, and polyeurathaned. I made the mistake while it was still tacky of walking on the floor (I thought it was dry, but realized too late) Now footprints are imbedded in the dry polyeurathane. What can I d
Use 0000 steel wool and grade the footprints down and then use a tack cloth to wipe awy any residue and then recoat.
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My husband and I have a 15 year old son, I am the step parent and he has been having problems for a long while now he tells me that he wants to leave home when he turns 16 and the reason why he wants to leave home. He also making bad grades
Tell him there is the door. Come back around sometime. Hope you can find work and support yourself. Make him a budget and set it in front of him so he will know where he stands. Making bad grades all of a sudeen. How about drug testing?
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If I offered you love would you accept it?
My arms are always open and so is my heart.
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The short of it!... Not much space for the question. But at what point should I say enough of the lying and me finding out the truth by other methods. She promised last week, no more lies and no other guy. But he just sent a message
Tell her there is the door do not let it hit you in the A#$ on the way out.
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My neighbor has a tree that attracts birds in the evening. they come from all directions. she claims it is because we feed the birds during the day. i say they just like her tree. needless to say they make a mess. what causes them to come to this tre
For no apparent reason birds will choose a tree or a set of trees to roost in every evening. It is not because someone feeds them.
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I have a sharp pain behind my left eye and a small nose bleed in my right nostril. my head hurts a little bit too and there's a slight rushing sound in my left ear. should i be worried or just lay down for a bit?
Go to the nearset hospital ASAP you are showing signs of High Blood Pressure.
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Why the fuck are natural "drugs" illegal? If we legalized them we would have less gain activity and the prison system wouldnt be overpopulated and fucking up our economy. plus lots of jobs would open up.
Because it will affect ones ability to communicate without using the word F^&%.
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Have those who can't imagine NOT wanting to live forever not lived long enough?
Who in their right mind wants to put up with this crap forever.
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Would it bother you if you knew of a man who was wearing a pair of tights for warmth or medical reasons (under his trousers and out of public view)?
Nope! Back in the football seasons in the 70s the players would wear pantyhose under their pants in cold weather.
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Do you think someone will cry if you die?
I hope not! Let there be joy and happiness for I will have caught that train and I no longer will have to deal with the problems of this earth.
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Help! I was looking on the history of the computer and found out my bf is talking to a ex who is scum. I confront him and he bold face lied. I showed him what i found and he got mad and left till wee hours in the morning. hes acting like i did him wrong.
Of course he is! It is like the kid that gets his hand in the cookie jar and gets caught it is his mothers fault for making cookies.
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How will you judge real lovers.
It is not for me or anyone else to judge love between two adults.
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Is the whole Chris Brown/Rihianna thing really any of our business? It's hard enough for both of them without it being incredibly public.
Have you seen a picture of her face? No one has the right to beat someone up to that extent. The little punk needs to be punished big time. Maybe put him in stocks and let evreyone who passes take a shot at him.
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What creatures or animals on the face of Earth scare you the most? Why?
Humans!
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What are the advatages and disadvantages of making a column with a wider base?
Wider base more support. Down side you will stump your toe more often in the dark.
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Is it against etiquette among most people to eat hard boiled eggs with your fingers? My wife thinks I'm uncivilized because I don't use a fork.
I hope she never comes to the southern US. Here is almost a rule chicken with your fingers, bcaon with your fingers, boiled eggs, fried pork chops maybe we are uncivilzed but it sure is a fun way to eat. Kinda personal like.
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If toilet water swirls in one direction when flushed in the Northern hemisphere, and swirls in the opposite direction in the Southern hemisphere, what happens on the equator?
Don't care as long as it goes somewhere.
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Sex ruins everything. True or false?
False! Sex in the right situation when a couple also takes pains to enjoy one another without theconsequences that can come from that coupling is a wonderful and great thing. It is brought about by the complete heightened sensation of sexual pleasure.
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What are some things you like doing with frozen fruit? Drinks, dishes, snacks?
Throwing them at the little kids riding their bikes through the neighborhood.
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Why do people that believe in abortions celebrate birthdays?
Why do people who do not believe in abortion are always trying to tell others what to do.
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Do you prefer to sleep in a cold room snuggles under lots of blankets or a warm room snuggled under a thin blanket?
Cold!
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This guy told me that he believes we have a strong connection. I don't really feel a connection at all with him. Is that normal?
And the BS continues to flow like the Great Mississippi River never to diverted or shown another way.
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Can you name a fruit that ripens from green to red?
Tomato, bell pepper, jalapeno, hot peppers of all kinds,I have been known to be green with envy then red with embarrassment.
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I'm thinking about changing me, I want the girls to like me for who I am. Because, I came from a breakup because she wasn't happy with me and didn't want to lead me on. I'm a confident, (not arrogant.), person with a good personality.
You really never change!
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Do you think illegal immigrants currently in America should get amnesty? Why or why not?
No1 They are illiegal and have not followed the rules of our land in coming to this country. We are bending over backwards it seems to make them comfortable and it is costing plenty.
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Do you think the Confederate States should have been allowed to secede?
We were allowed to secede we seceded on our own decision. The war started because of th secession.
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Have you ever been caught picking your feet in Poughkeepsie?
Ah no but I was observed scratching my butt in Bombay.
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What would make my engine tap
Lifters! The age of the vehicle and mileage and temperature when noise is heard also could be low on oil.As long as it is a slight tap you should be okay.
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Crime figures are down but the public think crime is on the increase. Is society becoming more paranoid?
Those who prepre the crime figures do not always include certain crimes.
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Can i have a crysler crossfire convertible please
You got cash we can talk!
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What does it mean when a name of a place you have never heard of before pops into your head?
Your brain has opened the file cabinet of memory and allowed something to come out. You have more than likely heard of the placeor read about it and it didnot trigger any excitement at the time yet your brain put it back for further reference.
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One day I just tried to put my top down on my convertible and it wouldn't go down. YET the car still makes that buzzing sound like it would be going down. Is that the motor for it that needs to be replaced or is it something else?
Take a look at yourlinkage. It could be motor. It is a process of elimination.
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I hear that pisces and libras wont last nor do they go together. so is it tru? r they dumded in the end? i am a libra and my man of almost 7 yrs is an pisces. we have had a lot of ups and downs mor than i know. i hear frm people the internet . please help
Lets try this! Relationships are a complicated ball of feelings and ups and downs with a nervous treaty in between. Throw your horoscope out the window and lessen a piece of undue and unneeded pressure and enjoy one another irregardless of a stupid sign.
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How often do you smoke marijuana?
Don't! I figure you are trying to ease the pain of being in this world but after your high you are right back where you were with a few hours where you did nothing ti improve it.
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Ladies: What do you do when your man is checking out another woman?
Women are like roses they smell good and also look good be aware that he chose you to carry on his arm and looking hurts no one.
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What's the point in a high school reunion? So people grow up and change. What's the big deal? Why do so many people feel the need to hang onto their past(s)?
Don't care to. I was treated terribly in school either fighting or arguing constantly in order to protect myself I was small for my age. Personally I would go to one to tell a few of those jerks they could kiss my a$%.
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Does better butter make a bitter batter better?
If you have bitter batter then the cow who produced the milk surely at bitterweed so thusly her butter would be bitter also.
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I asked a girl at work to hang out over the week and she said yes, but then i called and she never responded. I texted a few days later. no response. Left at that, what do I say to her when i work with her (tomorrow!)? :) Nothing? Something?
I gues we had a misunderstanding.
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Good morning or is it?
Matter of opinion!
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Single dad two kids thinks he should go women hunting but he scared very much ,yes or no ,he old crow 40 winters ,his tent full knowlidge ,no blankets to keep him strong for many more winters to come ,wise man tell me i must know should i look or no
Ah He I Do go chasing for a HO!
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What would yo do when your dad , mom and your family invested so much on you and expect great things from you, and you feel so hopeless and depressed that you are not what they think you are? that you will never live up to their expectation?
All children have an investment in them. My father alwys told me that you are succesful when you can make a living and walk into the job everyday and not dread it.
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How deep can we drill into the ocean? is there a bottom? Could a title wave happen if we drill to deep?
You will eventually hit the bottom and then you can continue drilling until the core of the earth is reached and you drill bits will melt because of the intense heat. Tidal waves from drilling NO!
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Can a foreigner become an actor in the USA?
Let us see. Jusat how many can be named. the answer is yes.
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I have a serious phobia of snakes. I either pass out or have serious panic attacks at the sight of one. Is there any suggestions on how to beat this phobia?
Call Maury Povich and ask to be on one of his shows about phobias and they will supply the professional help.
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I know what I think. I'm curious what you all think is the most valuable/precious thing to humans as a whole?
Their two hands! They can be used to help someone in need and somoe who may be hurting.
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True or False: The uglier the man, the more politically correct he must be.
BS!
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Why man loves women more than man?
Oh please!
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I spend to much time thinking about-------------------?
to much time!
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What is the result when i breed my doberman to a german sheperd?
You have a mixed breed biscuit eater.
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The Biblical word "elder" means "old one." The average worldwide life span for a male is currently 66-years. So why does the LDS Church call 19-year old teenagers "Elder" after merely going through the Melchizedek Priesthood Endowment Ceremony?
The same reason they ordered their members to kill settlers passing through Utah during the 1800s.
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In which departmental store will I get good discounts on Indian wear?
Rajihs Hindu Mart
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If you were told to go to free creditreport.com why isnt it actually free inthe end?
Go to the Governement website and you are aloowed one free report per year. Try free credit report.gov not com.
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Want to buy my son his 1st Quad for riding in the dunes. He's a strong confident 7 yr old. Not sure what size engine is appropriate. 50cc, 70cc, 80cc, 90cc? Any advice is appreciated.
Be smart at 7 he is not mature enough nor anywhere near strong enough to handle that equipment. There stories everyday of deeaths horrendous disabilites as a result of those machines. I know alot of people think is cool to have their children in such a situation but it won't be when the funeral is being done.
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Is every movement relative?
Every action or inaction has a reaction.
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Do you think that this girl is pretty?
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder!
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Obama's agenda and results are becoming a mirror of the Jimmy Carter disaster, do you think Obama will be a one-termer like Carter?
It could only be better if he had a brother named Billy.
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If I drink a lot of mountain dew. (A 12 pack or 2 2-liters) in about 2 hours then I have muscle pain to the point where I can't move part of my body, for many hours and possibly days if I don't drink water. Does this happen to anyone else? And why? Acid?
Mountain Dew are the most readily available drug on the market. They are addictive and are an upper. I am surprised that a concerned voice of the FDA hasn't stepped in.
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What is the difference between LOVE and LIKE?
Love overlooking imperfections and liking is being able to walk away when the persons quirks are a problem.
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What would be a good name for a strip bar?
Dropping Drawers
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I am starting a pressure washing business. What are the first five things that I will need to do?
A piece of advise! Many a person has pursued that business only to be left in debt. Pressure washers are a common item today and whether one chooses to rent or buy alot of people do their own.
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Is ignorance bliss? Are the happiest people those one who actually don't know better like those with cognitive impairments (mentally retarded) and if so, if you could pick anyone to be in the world to be would it be a person like this?
One who is not aware of a problem will not bear the burden of trying to correct the problem. If you walk down a railroad track and the train is coming and you have never seen nor heard nor realize a train will kill you you may stand in the tracks and never waver.
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I have an old veneered four posted bed from the 20's it is in reasonably good shape. The headboard over the years has become almost sandy feeling where people have rested their heads. You can see it. How can I smooth it out?
Anything you use to smooth it out will also mar the original finish. I would just deal with it. It may not be from where people have laid their heads but from the finsih itself.
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Do you consider yourself old fashioned?
What do you consider to be traits of being old fashioned?
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I would pay for lunch but _______?
I am a mooch.
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If we are innocent until proven guilty according to our legal system, why in traffic court do we have to plead guilty until proven innocent?
Any traffic court I have been involved in the judge will ask who wishes to plead guilty and then he will who wishes to contest the ticket. If they say you are all guilty until proven differently I believe the uproar about rights would be unbelievable.
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My dad lost his life on the beaches of Normandy to allow you to say as you please, should we always be respectful of other people's opinion, if we don't agree with them?
Of course. The death of your father while on the beaches gave rise to all who have an opinion to be able to voice whether you agree or not.
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This girl in my dance class keeps taking all our spaces by stretching unnecessarily and everyone has to move as she expects the other person to move away. Is there anything I can do to make her understand she is affecting everyone in the class?
Tell her to tighten we need some room also.
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Why are people saying that the Chimp cartoon in the NY Times was offensive to Obama? That would imply that he wrote the bill. I doubt he even read it. Pelosi, Reid, & cronies are the ones behind it. BHO was just the figure head
Might have been family.
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Can you go fishing off a fish?
Standard rule of thumb is your fish is big enough to go fish off of then go home you have enough to supply your needs.
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Why does my female dog hump a cushion She is 6yrs old and had 3 litters so she knows whats what. Is she just confused/frustrated lol
It is not related to sexual behaviour. It is merely an act of showing dominanace and she has chosen the cushion. They will commonly do it with other dogs children the owners and strangers.
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What is sodium bicarbonate?
Alka Seltzer
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Why am I not upset about my rabbit dying? I loved him so much and I feel really upset but usually when something like this happens I cry, but I'm not. Any help?
Do not feel bad about it. I did not cry when my parents died. I knew it was coming so I had steeled myself to the inevitable.
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Would "Pick up line 2, Im just calling to say I love" make a good name for a song?
"Im Cheating on Them"
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My 3 year old just made up a song called "Be happy, or be sorry". Should I be worried?
Do you not remember the song with a carribean beat "Don't worry Be Happy"?
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Why do you look so bad today?
That is a matter of opinion. I surely would allow you to have yours but opinions are like buttholes everybody has one and they all stink.
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If ciggaretts and alchohol kill people just like crack, heroin, and other drugs, then why are they legal?
Everything in moderation! I find it ironic that you misspelled cigarettes and alcohol but spelled crack heroin correctly.
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My boyfriend had text sex over a period of 2 months using one of those late night ads you see on TV. He says that because it wasn't a 'real' person, and they never met, it doesn't count as cheating. Feels like it me though. Am I taking it too seriously?
Tell him that you are going to do it and see what the thrill is.
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Can grandparents raise grandkids without legal guardianship rights?
No! There are legal isiues with medical care and requirements in school and other legal situations whereas he needs to be named the guardian.
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Does any1 look foward to commiting suicide like me?
Oh gonna get out are ya? Have you taken the time to tell all of those who care about you your decision? The one who commits suicide takes an easy way out it is the ones left behind that have to ponder WHY. Just do not be messy when you do it it is bad enough that you commit suicide and leave problems but please make one of them not a necessity to clean up one more time after you have gone.
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I have a 17 year old son that will not go to school and leaves home for 2-3 day somtimes, i have tried everything i know and pray what do i do because dont want my other 2 son thinking its ok do act like this
There are things on the doors called locks. Change them and when and if he returns tell him he doesn't live there anymore. If he cannot follow the rules of the house then he must be a man and go and find his way not matter how tough it maybe.
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If being a parent came with instructions what would they say?
Parent beware. It walks it talks it crawls on its belly like a reptile. It has needs that will be constant and will have to be provided for prior to any of yours. It will cry for no reason it will laugh for no reason it wakes up in the middle of the night for no reason. But after all the exhausting work it will look at you and say mama or dada and all will be forgiven.
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Did you like the christmas present I bought for you?
Never got it but the thought was nice. Thank you!
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When the revolution comes, should we lower the price of postage stamps?
Waht do you know about revolution? To speak of that is very dangerous and if you think it will make things better then do alittle studying and soul searching before any action is taken.
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HOW FAR BACK CAN YOU COLLECT CHILD SUPPORT ON A CHILD THAT THAT A PETITION FOR PATERNITY/CHILD SUPPORT HAS JUST BEEN FILED ON. THE CHILD IS 15 YRS OLD AND THIS IS THE FIRST TIME WE HAVE HEARD ANYTHING FROM MOTHER!
Ask the judge that made the ruling.
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If I were crying right now would you try to help me?
It strictly depends on why you are crying!
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If I have SSI and am living with my family, and I move to an apartment with a friend, how do I get the raise in SSI (instead of $680, get $900-$1000 I think) that it's supposed to be if you live out on your own?
Not hardly! It is based on your disability not your living aarrangements.
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Is there anything out there? Doo doo doo doo!!
Out where?
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Has anyone seen the Pamela Anderson footage at the Richie Rich fashion show? What do you think? Good? Bad?
She is a big titted loose mouth loose crotch of a bleached blonde who most of us would not take home to mamma.
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I'm an arabic girl, elegant and beautiful.but I'm not lucky, because our arabic society is very closed, don't allow me to owning a boyfriend. I loves to have a boyfriends, like any european girl. I hope just one boyfriend, for comfort with him. What I do?
Disown you Arabic beliefs and shed the cloak of surpresion that has been placed on women in that part of the world for centuries. You of course are aware of the ramifications of what you do.
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Are Republican voters capable of noticing the hypocrisy of their leaders that voted against the Stimulus Plan, and are now taking credit for the stimulus that is coming to their states?
Unfortunately the stimulus is a shot in the dark. The same thing was tried in the Great Depression and it was considered a disaster.
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What is the best stupid bar trick you have ever seen?(My favorite is the upside-down full water glass on the bar)
Gettin a wine cork out of an empty wine bottle using only a napkin. It actually was pretty sharp.
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What is something with a red light on it?
A house of ill repute!
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What if a space alien told you he was from planet earth?
I would then realize that I was standing in Penn Station down town NYC in Manhattan.
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Have you ever killed somebody when your where / are in the millitary
Viet Nam. It is governemnt sponsored murder.
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Why does God create people he knows are not going to be Christian to send them to hell? eg.(God creates George whom God knows is going to be a non christian. When George dies God sends him to hell).
He created us with the freedom of choice just as adam and eve had the choice to eat the fruit or stay in Eden.
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What happens to an object with an positive charge and an object with a negative charge
You call it a magnet.
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I have a question if it is a common belief in the Muslim community that in "western" societies it's common that men have continuous affairs and that married couples "swap" partners?
This is not ment to offend and I realize people differ in their beliefs.
In other societies people think all Muslims are terroists and their women must be ugly that is the reason for the berka.
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My friend thinks a packet of crisp is more healthy than a chicken salad sandwitch! What should I say to him?
Good!
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What is a fool proof method to curbing your appetite, or is there a drug that can help do this?
Put down the fork and get up and walk away from the dinner table.
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Hey is there a things if a person has magic powers
There is no such thing as magic and illusion yes but not magic.
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What is a rabbit bat?
Little bunny foo foo hopping through the forest picking up field mice and whacking them on the head. It is apparently according to the song the instrument used by the little bunny to kill field mice.
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In what forms are interior paints available?
Washable Latex, enamel, satin finish semi gloss gloss washable enamel.
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Do you think that the level of education has anything at all to do with good manners?
No way! Manners are taught on the home level. I have been around too many people who have higher educations who are a bunch of self centered nasty ill mannered little pukes who did not get enough butt whippings as a child and learn how to act.
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My boyfriend has lied to me recently, hiding a planned business trip away until the last minute,staying out all night swearing blind he was at home. He expects everything to continue as normal and gets angry when i bring it up. How do i deal with this?
In the infamous words to that song "hit the road Jack and don't come back no more no more!" When he tries to get mad at you it is called redirecting. A common practice used during negotations.
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Is "I want to believe" different from "I Trust"?
Oh yeah! Wanting to believe exhibits indecision. I trust means I have accepted the sitation and I agree with it.
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I live in Virginia and the Daffodils I planted last fall are already beginning to come up. While our winters aren't usually overly harsh, we probably still have some cold weather and a couple of light snows to come. Are my Daffs doomed?
Nope! They will even bloom during a snow storm. The temps do not always regulate the growth of plants it is also the hours in the day that the sun shines. They will be okay. Be sure not to cut them down after blooming it will cause small flowers next year. After blooming and they start looking raggedy I take rubber bands and bend the fronds over and put them into a rubber band to make them...
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Can anyone tell me if a City has the right to take over a business that has been establish for over fifteen years and not be required to compenstate the owners.
Did you owe back taxes? If even under imminenet domain they must compensate you at a fair market price.
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My winkie is sore, could I be pregnant?
What is the code name winkie in reference to?
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My mother/father passed away one year ago and she cosigned for a vcehicle for my niece. Since there was no estate and their life insurance policy paid for their funeral's and head stone does Citifinancial have the right to come back on the
Tell them go after ythe estate of which you have stated there is none. If your name is not on the loan then no they will have to look elsewhere. I have been an executor 3 times and all you are responsible for is settling debts if the money is available. If not then notify the creditors and let them deal with it.
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How would the economy be effected if the goverment shut the doors to all bars in the U.S.A, and only allow the stores to sell drinks still?
Did it work during prohibition? NO! A loss of not only tax revenue on a local level but also on federal would be substantial.
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Advantages of friction
Helps make fire also enhances love making!
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