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What's the best way to get with my cousin (have sex)? I've seen "let her catch me jerking off" but idk, she might be creeped out... the best thing to do is slap that bitch with your dick, then wing it from there

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Go to google, type in your last name, click "more" and "products", then sort by high to low. How much does the item cost? 15,805.44 for a 100 watt hyper beam light cannon

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Who was the inventor of the Xbox? its a microsoft product, so bill gates must of had a say in it, although there is no way 1 person alone invented it

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What words would you use if you wanted to sound smart? sufice, or inconcievable

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Girls....what does a one piece swimsuit feel like on? my advice bro, is tell her no, cause itd probably injur your balls

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If most people believe that one person can help change the world and make it a better place for all to live then why don't most people try to make a difference? because why help others when they need to be helping themselves

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What is the best possible answer to this question? im a fucking badass!!!!

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If "800 times a year" is the answer, what is the question? how many times you got to fuck a bitch to keep her around

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I really upset my bf today, any advice to fix it? (read description please) without reading the desciprtion i can tell you a bj will fix anything and everything

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What comes after :: Jack and Jill will up the hill to smoke a lil' leaf _________________________________________________ ??? but little did he know, shes a giant flesh-eating jew monster vagina with big ass teeth

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You get an amount of money for pressing a button which causes the death of a stranger. How much cash would you need to press it? a ccouple of bucks, enough for a 40, or maybe if u payd me wit a crack rock thatd be fine too

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what would you do if you get hiv/aids? mass murder rampage, consisting of mostly law enforcement, and the damn jews. Because if you get aids your stomach will eventually explode, and you will die

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would you rather jizz blood or bleed jizz. jizzing blood would just be fucked up, who would want to do that?!

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How come White gets to go first in Chess? THATS RACIST!! because white is superior to black, on all levels, and in the most racist way possible

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I throw a ball from a 35 meter building, it lands 24.4 meters away. Find the x and y components of velocity just before it ball hits ground? lol man do your own damn homework

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Who do I have to sleep with to become a featured member of this site?? whoopie goldberg's disgusting ass

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What kind of motive does a rapist who rapes a 75 year old woman have? he did it because theres nothing better than a large wrinkled dry pussy, there aint nothin better than that

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Why are men so fascinated with boobs? why are women obsessed wit my dick?! the world doesnt have answers to these questions

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Does it annoy you when friends or strangers ask you for money? Fuck the homeless!

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What is the most useful household gadget you own? Or, what would be the most useful household gadget for you? my glock 17, it gets the job done. wether it be animals or neighbors, all must die!

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Why are some people never happy until I cry? because you are extrmemely boring

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What do i do if a military recruiter is harassing me? theres only one solution, murder that son bitch and steal his identity

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Complete this sentence: I'm proud to say that I never_____________. had sex with any animals?

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What kind of food do they eat in Alaska? they eat human mostly, cause their not too smart, and their all relatives.

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Its getting hot in here,,so...............fill in the blank please. so go fuck yourself san diego

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I was target shooting with my cousin Aphis and I shot 5 bottles in a row, could I be pregnant? Theres only one way to be sure, cut your stomach open and check. If you don't, you could end up with a demon baby or alien in your stomach, and that always turns out bad

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Whats the classiest way to go? It depends on your prefrence, probably doing something quick and easy but at the same time awesome. Probably smoking cigarettes or drinking cristal in a private jet and your plane smashes into something

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Ive honestly lost my will to live, should I join the army?... Hell yeah, join and kick some ass! Maybe it will clear your mind, the only way murder can.

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I am 14 years old and I am completely flat chested. Any help? Implants! Idk what these people are talking about, if you aint got them now you never will. Implants are a permanent fix!

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What are some wacky things you've eaten deep fried? deep fried horse

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How do I teach my child to be respectful? depends on how much they need to learn, if its rude or out of control, show them what its like to not get any respect and theyll come around eventually

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Where can I find someone to spank my kid? Unfortunately, my wife won't let me discipline him myself. go to one of those sites with all the sex offenders in your neighborhood and invite one over, i guarantee they would be more than happy to do it. or You could try a secretive nondirectway of punishing him. If he does something that deserves a spanking, ask if he wants to throw the pigskin, when he agrees throw the baller a little harder than normal, or at him when his back is turned

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Whats the most beautiful name you have ever heard? shaniquah

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Im scare that i will screw my first kiss what should i do? screw it up, chances are you won't, but even if you do the world don't end

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What a__________, I have________! what a bummer, i have herpes

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Know your Bible? What kind of fruit did Adam and Eve eat from? (careful!) Eve ate adams fruit, along wit some nuts, and adam didn't eat shit, because he is a male and the male sex has never done anything wrong

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Which language GOD speaks and understands? Arabic for sure, he can understand all, that is if your an irrational moron that beleives in "god"

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how can i get drunk very quickly without tasting the alcohol? pine apple juice yo and some haaard alcohol of your choice. and dont be a bitch, suck it up and deal with the taste, and soon enough you'll acquire a good taste for it

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On any given day: what's your maximum alcohol intake, nowadays? wow everyone that answered so far is lame, maximum at this point has to be 8-12 beers depending on the brand

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why can young teens or women that doesnt want a baby and dont care about kids can get pregnant on one night stands Because god doesnt like young teens, or woman that doesnt want a baby and dont care about kids ask your doctor yo!

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Is sleeping at noon for one hour or two is bad for our body? disco naps are the best way to go

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Is it possible to kill yourself off in a dream/nightmare? i Don;t really know an answer, your question was just that good

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What prevents you from sleeping? drugs and tv

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Which do you prefer, Basketball, Baseball or Football? baseball, has the most downtime, you get to eat donuts while your in the outfield

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What's the most disturbing film you've seen? Wild Hogs, shit was traumatizing couldnt even watch the whole thing

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Do you think Supreme Courts should make law or interpret it? Fuck the supreme court! they have way to much power, they should only get to interpret it to a certain extent

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Did you wait until you were at a "legal" to drink alcohol? no

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Why do some people take casual comments regarding religion so seriously? Damn that shit happened to me yesterday and it sucks, some religous people think every thing thats not about religion is like a personal attack on religion so they get upset

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Why didn't God just give the ancient Jewish men donkey dicks and horse loads so their wives would shut up about Egypt? hahahaha yes

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what's meant by ror? racism obsessed raccoons

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Can I simply walk away from my house? unless you move to another country its not likely

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Is this site trustworthy? How can I know the accuracy of the site? This site is based on the peoples descretion, the things said on this site are supported by the users, if you dont trust the site then dont go on, but this is a great site and i think you'll like it

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Do you wear underwear? Well it depends on the pants i decide to wear, jeans yes cant have any chaifing athletic shorts, no feels better without that shit on

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What should I teach my bird to sing? teach it techno so you can rave to your bird

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I love my best friend, but he is gay Whats the problem? what is the question?

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what has to be done to find the volume of a floating object? What is the object?

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how is oil formed in nature? The A-rabs, ask them

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nhl.com jerseys are too expensive, is there a place where I can get a good deal on hockey jerseys? so yeah i found a site for any1 that evers stumbles upon this question, 2009jerseys.com has good ass prices 45 for hockey, dont know for fottball though

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What's your outlook heading into the new year? new year aint no thang, just an excuse to get fucked up

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If I wish for a demon baby, will my wish come true? i think if you give birth to a demon child it kills the mother.... whish away lol

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Do you think Barack Obama killed Kennedy? nah, he was behind 911, thats why his middle name is hussein hahaha

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What would be the best thing to do on New Years Eve? fat party, but not at your house thats crazy talk, let someone else's house get messed up

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This white girl had the word "nigga" in her status? I am pissed....idk should I be mad? black people dont care anymore, people will just always make a big deal out of it

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The latest crap. Santa doesn't where a helmet when he's on his sleigh. It is sending a bad message to children. When will this garbage end? hahahahahaha damn good question, this garbage will end when people try to combine all religous holidays into 1 mega-holiday where parent s shit in there childrens shoes

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What would be a good first pet for a 7 year old? Easy to handle, fun but not overwhelming. a turtle, or fish, they may not be the most playful, and are very easy to handle, and you could see how your child handles the responsibility of a pet. If you dont like those get a small-ish dog, dogs are awesome =)

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If you were the opposite sex.... Guys, what do you think is the coolest thing about being a girl.... and Girls, What do you think is the coolest thing about being a guy? coolest thing about being a girl.....hmmmmmm the word vagina comes up a lot but idk

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Would you rather die with pride or live with humility? is die with pride i guess

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If I asked you to just give me points instead of coming up with silly questions would that work? no but i will give you point because i too have tried something similar

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Do you think AB points grow on trees? no...this is like electronic stuff

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Bring Kids To Work For The Day - Good Idea or Bad Idea? hmm depends were you work definetly. school teacher yes, slaughter house no

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What do you think about, pie with rock ice cream, top off with pickles? pickles?! hahaha pie is good, pickles are good, but what is rock ice cream

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What is the wierdest kind of ice cream you have ever heard of? did you ever try it? like 2 minutes ago on here somebody told me there was pickled flavor ice cream... idk if they were telling the truth

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Why do guys cheet on there girl friends? not good enough, hot enough, stuped enough...... what are your reasons? boredom is probably the number one reason, or a slutty chick came along and a lot of guys just cant resist

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"Rootbeer Float"...Love it OR Hate it? not to fond of the rootbeer float, its cold and hurts my teeths

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Besides your foot what is some thing you can put into a sock? quarters lots and lots of quarters

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Is it futile to resist systemautomatical trolling? hahahahahahaha damn fool i bet you have a hella good life seeing as all you probably do is come on here and try to piss people off lol, idk why people care so much

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At what age should you be able to access retirement savings? in my opinion it depends on what kind of job you have, you can be a fire fighter for 30 years since you were 25 and then at 55 you should be able to retire and access your savings, theres no point to have to wait 10 more years

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Can you Describe your life in one word? yes

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What would you do if a weird old guy in a thong came up to you on a beach? (LINK) well i would be laughing pretty hard but i would at least try to start a conversation

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What Are You Attracting-The Good, The Bad or The Ugly? the good, but for some reason a lot of ugly lately too, not happy about it

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What's something you would put in a baggie? herbs...

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Finish this phrase "Here I am at the bowling ally and I forgot my ball. I guess that I'll just have to use my _______" foots!

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Are AB trolls nice people in person? Or do you think they're trolls in real life? some of them are probably nice people... mostly probably people who think its funny that people care so much about their rating on a website

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Can a ME-ME-ME-MEGA TROLL hear all of the tiny violins here on AB playing? hmmm im gonna say yes?

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Have you ever been really mad at your Doctor? Have you ever been mad enough to bite him takeing off part of his finger? http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090814/ap_on_fe_st/us_odd_doctor_bite nope, and i dont think i could bite down that hard

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Dinner on the rooftop or the balcony ....? rooftop

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What is Good and Bad Karma? its that magical thingy on that tv show my name is earl

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ATHEISTS + CHRISTIANS: When are you going to let other religions have some attention and be criticized? how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll pop? the world will never know

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I sure wish I knew who DRed every question & answer i've made in the last week. they're higher up because it's -4 every time. would the culprit like to reveal themselves so i know who to laugh at? whats DRed?

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Which would get you out of the dog house sooner, candy, flowers or dinner out? flowers, but if i could all 3

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Tattoos With Names - Good Or Bad Idea? hahaha it depends on whose name. mother, okay idea. lover, terrible idea

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Dating After a Break Up - Good Or Bad Idea? good idea but dont look for it to last a long time

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My grand daughter would like to become an fashion designer. She is young but does a good job drawing new fashions. Please advice me on who she can contact to pursue her future. fashion school people idk

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What's something specific you need to go shopping for? a new head unit, hack saw blade, oreos, socks, and batteries

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Is there something that you hated when you were young but you love as an adult? crabs...the seafood kind

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What tv show puts you to sleep? king of the hill, shits boring

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Jonathan has been pensive lately is now a sage. Who would like to join me in a "New York City" party in his honour? party?!!!

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What's the first thing that comes to mind when I say "gross "? rosie o'donnels fat ass

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Why do I get mad for no reason? I'm sick of geting mad for no reason everyday!!!!! T~T what's wrong with me? =.= Couple questions to help me answer: Male or Female? What are you getting mad at?

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Do you have a song in your heart? nope...how do you tell?

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If you could be anyone else, who would you be? somebody with lots of moneys...but not too much cause i dont want to be a jerk

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If a lady is pregnant, but doesn't know who the father is, can she put down "God"? hahaha i dont think they would let her

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When was the last time you wore a cape? Were you a child still? last time i wore a cape i was like 7 or 8 and it wasnt really a cape it was a blanket that i would tie around my neck

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Is it normal to smell and kiss my babysitters feet who is 7 years older then me if she lets me?? I am 13 she is 20. I asked her if she would let me one day and now whenever she babysits she lets me. she says I know the taste of my feet turn you on? hahahaha its not exactly normal, but its all good i guess, kinda creepy. if your babysitter ever does anything creepy bite her does next time

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I found out that a married friend had an affair with another man. She says it was a one time thing that she regrets. I don't know her husband very well, but he's a decent guy. Should I keep quiet about what I know, or tell her husband? dont tell the husband, maybe tell your friend your going to tell the husband if she doesnt just to see what she will do, wether she stops cheating or not, you will be a step closer to knowing what to do

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As a corollary to another question, is it ok for a girl 18 to date a guy 13? no, in 10 years yes because both will have matured, someone thats out of highschool average age of 18 dating a 13 year old so an eighth grader is not right

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Have yor mother ever called you a bad name before? every day im lucky when she calls me by my actual name

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Is anybody planning an April Fools prank? If so, what is it? putting cat hair all over my dads porch and lighting a candle

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Use one word to decribe yourself and it has to start with the first letter of your name. (first name only) jew?

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Can you name a place that starts with the letter i? iraq iran israel just some kick ass countries

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My bf can't control his erections and often has nothing to do with sex, even during a normal conversation when he's not even thinking about anything sexually.What could this be and how can he control it? Its ruining our relationship! if he gets mad at you because he has a boner than hes not worth going out with

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This is a serious question. Every time I hang out with my new (and first) girlfriend, if anything slightly even sexual happens, I get an uncontrollable erection. Even such a small thing as holding hands. Is this normal? how can I prevent it? At the right age i would say its normal and since its your first girlfriend yes. your not going to be able to control it until your used to it, and until your used to it your not going to be able to prevent it lol

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If you boyfriend only treats you good to get in your pants, does that mean he doesnt really like you? or does it mean, he does like you, but he also wants sex? people like sex...dont have sex with him for a little bit and if he stops treating you nice then you will know

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Where can you get free games besides http://www.rewards1.com/index.php?referrer_id=256462 http://www.rewards1.com/index.php?referrer_id=473750

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Can you hack RebelPrize or Rewards1 to get max points? http://www.rewards1.com/index.php?referrer_id=473750

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How effective are condoms at preventing pregnancy They usuasly say something like 99% but there is definetly no guarentee

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I tried to get my bf to have sex with me and i made the mistake of asking him why he didnt want to he said i was fat! I didnt think i was fat but now i dont know i 5'5 and weigh 112 is that fat? i used to have an eating disorder and ive gained wait. you are definetly not fat,and your boyfriend should no not to call a woman fat EVER... even if they are 3 feet tall and weigh eight hundred pounds. So know you are definetly not fat.

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Is it okay for a 20 year old girl to date a 16 year old mature boy? At this point in your life probably not a good idea but in a few years why not?

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Tonight my dad wanted to use my computer to "get music" but when he left the room I looked in his usb pen and he had got a load of pictures of my cousin who's in her late 20s. I don't know what to think or who to tell or what to do. Help :( well it depends what type of pictures they were, and if it is really on a wierd level then perhaps say something to someone in your family other than your father

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I have great news! Do you want to hear it? YES!!!

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Why do guys always go for the gorgeous, high maintenance girls with bad attitudes, when nice, funny,caring but average looking girls like me never do? in a way its like guys tend to go for something they may not be able to get, kinda like "the forbidden fruit" in a way

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Can we implement a system where those who give negative ratings to questions and answers are forced to give comments as to why they are rating negatively? Although i agree with mostly with what everyone has said above, what if someone leaves a comment that is degrading towards someone or to a group of people? would you not negatively rate it?

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If you could write something on your ceiling that you would see every morning when you wake up and every night when you lie down in bed after your day, what would it say? i would have to write......... Brush your teeth!!! cause i always freakin forget

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If you could say something on George Bush's exit what would you say to him? I would look him in the eye and say, your lucky i didnt punch if you in the face 10 seconds ago...

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Do you like being involved in an active, fast-paced job? or do you prefer doing nothing at work? i would definetly prefer doing absolutely nothing!

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What do you not like about Canada? how can you not like canada?!!? name anything in the whole world and canada has it...

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I have a friend that is really negative none of my other friends like her so whenever she's around i dont get to spend any time with my other friends! and ive told her that shes always negative and to try to stop and she hasnt stopped what should i do? you shouldnt necessarily stop being friends with her, but you might want to say something to her about being negative all the time

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Is Vince from those ShamWow ads so annoying that you wouldn't mind cramming one of those ShamWows down his throat to make him be quiet for good. I dont know... he can really sell those things, i really like the part when he is that really tight shirt the whole time, which makes him look just that much more like a homosexual

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Are you the man? If so, Who told you you were? Oh i am the man! people may not have used those exact words but when they say "you suck!" to me everday i know what they really mean... hell i am what willis was talking about

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Are you the beauty or the geek? is it possible to be an unsmart geek? because if so then i am definetly still a beauty

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How many answers do you think this question will get? 18 million most likely...bust thats just what i think

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Guys, is it her smile, her eyes or just what she says that gets your attention first? Definetly smile

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Whats the best roller coaster you've ever ridden? Superman, at magic mountain in california

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Do you like rollar coasters with big drops? yes, but the best part of being on a roller coaster, is saying things very loud to freak out the other riders, like my personal favorite, is asking the people sitting behind me if they have ever seen the movie final destination 3, and then i start talking about how they all crash and die, and then i try to convince them that it was a true story, sometimes it is very hard to do in such short time

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Party entertainment for a sweet 16? pin the tail on the donkey, twister, bon fire, it really depends on what your style is, like if you like to laugh you should go with that classics and or something new and creative, but if you want people to thinl you are cool, than i have no idea

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I have really big boobs, thats where most of my weight is & I get self conscious about their size, I like having nice breasts, but i always have to go up sizes in clothes that are too big for my body so my breasts can fit in them! Any advice? Reduction? If they start giving you troubles or pain, then maybe you should get a reduction procedure done, but you might regret it in the long run

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Where can i watch movies online for FREE, apart from myvix.com watchmovies.net somewhat good site but will give links to better sites

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What is a fantasy weapon you may have always dreamed about? How does it work? well unlike most of these fantasy weapons people are conducting, i would like to see an exploding chainsaw rocket launcher..... it cuts you in half and then blows up in your face

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I have really big boobs, thats where most of my weight is & I get self conscious about their size, I like having nice breasts, but i always have to go up sizes in clothes that are too big for my body so my breasts can fit in them! Any advice? Reduction? you should reduce the size your self with a butter knife, a straw, some scissors, a needle, and some thread, and then you should donate all the left over contents to some type of orginization for people that have breast cancer.....but first you should probably not do anything i just said

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If you couldn’t speak a language, how would you think to yourself? What if you couldnt think to yourself at all, and as for the whole, you would think like a baby comments, do we really know what a baby thinks like?

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Can I please have a HUG , I feel a little sad and miss my children? NOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Well......ok, but just this once

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Can I please have a HUG , I feel a little sad and miss my children? NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! well..... ok, just this once

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What makes you laugh? old people falling down

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How many ABers does it take to change a lightbulb? 69 cause there all sluts

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How does a calculator work? You push some buttons push the equal sign and... walla! it works!

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Why don't school buses have seat belts? not only are they torture devices but the fat school bus driver would strap the kids down and spit in their faces if they were bad lol