Answerbag: mike mcenroe just cannot be serious maa's answers

Answer to What comes in two's?

Wed, 06 Jul 2011 12:44:37 -0700

What comes in two's?

one each of everything :)

Answer to What could you go for? (right now)

Wed, 06 Jul 2011 12:40:38 -0700

What could you go for? (right now)

a pee, brb :)

Answer to How about a Good Morning Kiss?

Wed, 06 Jul 2011 11:47:36 -0700

How about a Good Morning Kiss?

depends on if it was a good night :)

Answer to What is the one thing you do not understand about the human race?

Wed, 06 Jul 2011 11:46:35 -0700

What is the one thing you do not understand about the human race?

the inability just to get along with each other :)

Answer to "I have Asperger syndrome". Now, what is your initial reaction?

Wed, 06 Jul 2011 11:44:39 -0700

"I have Asperger syndrome". Now, what is your initial reaction?

rather you than me :)

Answer to What is the term for the shortest distance between two points?

Wed, 06 Jul 2011 11:41:02 -0700

What is the term for the shortest distance between two points?

closest, duh :)

Answer to Ain't it nice to be insane? No one asks you to explain. weeeeeeeeeeee

Wed, 06 Jul 2011 11:18:11 -0700

Ain't it nice to be insane? No one asks you to explain. weeeeeeeeeeee

so what made you become a a nutter then?, there thats corrected that statement :)

Answer to Have you ever wanted to be in two places at the same time?

Wed, 06 Jul 2011 10:56:52 -0700

Have you ever wanted to be in two places at the same time?

oh yes, many many many times!!

Answer to What if you could go to heaven for 6 months and to hell for six months?

Wed, 06 Jul 2011 10:52:46 -0700

What if you could go to heaven for 6 months and to hell for six months?

then you could choose the way in which to live your life:)

Answer to Do you find yourself in impossible relationships?

Wed, 06 Jul 2011 10:51:32 -0700

Do you find yourself in impossible relationships?

me and cameron diaz are finding it really hard :)

Answer to Can you accomplish anything you want?

Wed, 06 Jul 2011 10:49:13 -0700

Can you accomplish anything you want?

probably not, but thats why we try to see for ourselves if we are capable of acheiving not only our wants, but our needs.

Answer to I am 38 yr F. Today when I return from work I found my husband making love to our Pekingese/Beagle. I am so scared, last night I slept in a motel, what should I do?

Sat, 22 Aug 2009 09:29:11 -0700

I am 38 yr F. Today when I return from work I found my husband making love to our Pekingese/Beagle. I am so scared, last night I slept in a motel, what should I do?

i dunno wats going on here but with such opinions & outrageous comments i would be curious for Dr D.Jay to put a face to this on his avatar to show the world exactly what the kind of person looks like who can actualy comment on raping another human being, we can all hide behind doors

Answer to If you could teach me something, what would you teach me?

Fri, 07 Aug 2009 09:57:25 -0700

If you could teach me something, what would you teach me?

sheep shearing, i wouldnt be any good tho but it sounds a laff, and we not get cold at wintertime:)

Answer to Do you use a letter opener to open your mail?

Fri, 07 Aug 2009 09:51:04 -0700

Do you use a letter opener to open your mail?

no need the wife gets there first :)

Answer to 4 words you never want to hear?

Fri, 07 Aug 2009 09:41:45 -0700

4 words you never want to hear?

it's your round mate:)

Answer to Does yellow underwear require less washing?(Humour please)

Fri, 07 Aug 2009 09:30:10 -0700

Does yellow underwear require less washing?(Humour please)

are you taking the p--s out of my pants by asking this question :)

Answer to Which type bed do you prefer to SLEEP in - twin, full, queen or king?

Tue, 28 Jul 2009 10:40:49 -0700

Which type bed do you prefer to SLEEP in - twin, full, queen or king?

king size with memory foam mattress, always try to make sure there's enough room for 3 if i get lucky :)

Answer to When questioning your own sanity, what do you ask yourself?

Tue, 28 Jul 2009 10:39:00 -0700

When questioning your own sanity, what do you ask yourself?

women eh, u can't live without em, and you can't live with the sister too :)

Answer to If you could grow ANYTHING on the tree outside your house (aside from money), what would it be?

Tue, 28 Jul 2009 10:06:37 -0700

If you could grow ANYTHING on the tree outside your house (aside from money), what would it be?

it would be blonde for starters :)

Answer to What is the worse thing you can do in a job interview?

Tue, 28 Jul 2009 10:05:41 -0700

What is the worse thing you can do in a job interview?

take your mum:)

Answer to When questioning your own sanity, what do you ask yourself?

Tue, 28 Jul 2009 10:03:48 -0700

When questioning your own sanity, what do you ask yourself?

how the hell did i get into this situation :)

Answer to Have you been manipulated yet today?

Tue, 28 Jul 2009 10:02:56 -0700

Have you been manipulated yet today?

tried & failed but tomorrows another day, never give up :)

Answer to What do guys talk about when there are no females around?

Tue, 28 Jul 2009 10:01:43 -0700

What do guys talk about when there are no females around?

the truth:)

Answer to What motivates you to keep your home tidy?

Tue, 28 Jul 2009 09:38:24 -0700

What motivates you to keep your home tidy?

the wifes whip :)

Answer to I have received an email which tells that my mail ID has been selected for a prize money of $1,000,000......from toyota promotional fund org...n they have asked me 2 contact. CHINA CITIC BANK.Now what should i do?

Mon, 27 Jul 2009 10:37:30 -0700

I have received an email which tells that my mail ID has been selected for a prize money of $1,000,000......from toyota promotional fund org...n they have asked me 2 contact. CHINA CITIC BANK.Now what should i do?

if you opened the mail before you scanned it i suggest you clean your drive & do some enquiries, when a bank is declaring 60% net profit over the year they're taking someones money, make sure its not yours :)

Answer to I am incredibly bored, can someone please tell me something interesting, anything, i am really bored.

Thu, 23 Jul 2009 13:26:50 -0700

I am incredibly bored, can someone please tell me something interesting, anything, i am really bored.

scientists have just discovered see through frogs or glass frogs as they're calling them,& "space.com" is a fascinating website :)

Answer to Are the fruits of my neighbor's tree that are overhanging my yard mine?

Thu, 23 Jul 2009 13:19:11 -0700

Are the fruits of my neighbor's tree that are overhanging my yard mine?

yeh unless he asks you to pick them for him/her otherwise he would be trespassing if he got them him/herself:)

Answer to What do you say when I say pink?

Thu, 23 Jul 2009 13:14:16 -0700

What do you say when I say pink?

"its just you & your hand tonite", a favourite song of my ex :)

Answer to Where are all the places you have lived?

Thu, 23 Jul 2009 12:29:08 -0700

Where are all the places you have lived?

sutton-in -ashfield nottingham ogmore vale bridgend nant-y-moel bridgend cwmparc treorchy

Answer to What is it too late to do?

Wed, 22 Jul 2009 16:36:15 -0700

What is it too late to do?

run to the shop for more beer cos they're shut :)

Answer to Look around, what is the first yellow object you see?

Wed, 22 Jul 2009 16:35:17 -0700

Look around, what is the first yellow object you see?

how did you know i was squeezing a pimple in the mirror, thats uncanny :)

Answer to Are you happily or unhappily single?

Wed, 22 Jul 2009 16:30:37 -0700

Are you happily or unhappily single?

shanel, i jus broke up wiv my girl of 6yrs & am now unhappily single but i am getting used to doing things my way now, i clocked your artwork & i have to say you got a real talent there young lady, wonderful stuff, thanks for sharing :)

Answer to How many animals are in the world

Wed, 22 Jul 2009 16:15:05 -0700

How many animals are in the world

i dont know where you got to but i seem to have lost you, ah well take care spk soon hopefully :)

Answer to What do guys think of girls who give it up right away? on the first date, or first time meeting someone...

Wed, 22 Jul 2009 16:12:18 -0700

What do guys think of girls who give it up right away? on the first date, or first time meeting someone...

nah thats no good, wheres the excitement, the thrill of the chase, the bonding, that feeling you get the next day badly wanting to see that person again, first times can be dissapointing & then you miss out on all the really good stuff, the stuff that makes you feel great :)

Answer to I have a date with a one eyed girl tomorrow night. Do you have any advice for me?

Wed, 22 Jul 2009 16:02:42 -0700

I have a date with a one eyed girl tomorrow night. Do you have any advice for me?

yeh, take the thought away about being one eyed & just enjoy her company :)

Answer to What does it mean when a guy's nipple is kinda tender?

Wed, 22 Jul 2009 15:29:29 -0700

What does it mean when a guy's nipple is kinda tender?

too many nylon shirts, the friction causes whats known as niprash, try cotton :)

Answer to How do you feel about invasion of privacy??*

Wed, 22 Jul 2009 15:26:14 -0700

How do you feel about invasion of privacy??*

if her sister walked in on us i cant see a problem :)

Answer to What helps a relationship to go longer..?

Wed, 22 Jul 2009 15:23:08 -0700

What helps a relationship to go longer..?

viagra in some cases :)

Answer to Whats the weirdest thing that has ever happened to you at a fast food restaurant?

Wed, 22 Jul 2009 15:07:27 -0700

Whats the weirdest thing that has ever happened to you at a fast food restaurant?

it took about half an hour to get served :)

Answer to Boo - did I scare you?

Wed, 22 Jul 2009 15:03:57 -0700

Boo - did I scare you?

whoa you did me, creeping up from behind like that, i nearly had a heart attack :)

Answer to What do you consider a secret?

Wed, 22 Jul 2009 15:01:09 -0700

What do you consider a secret?

not telling :)

Answer to How many animals are in the world

Wed, 22 Jul 2009 14:55:51 -0700

How many animals are in the world

not much really, i been decorating the house, weathers been awful here so no summer walks to do, hey are you still working now ?

Answer to I say, "lights on", you say.......?

Wed, 22 Jul 2009 14:51:44 -0700

I say, "lights on", you say.......?

not really that bothered :)

Answer to Can you guess what i'm thinking right now?

Wed, 22 Jul 2009 14:51:04 -0700

Can you guess what i'm thinking right now?

youre thinking, i wonder how long it will take for someone to answer this question :)

Answer to How many animals are in the world

Wed, 22 Jul 2009 14:45:29 -0700

How many animals are in the world

i been adapting to a single status after 6 yrs, decorating the house, me & the others get together & argue about who does what in the house, i get to clean the loo,i wish in was stronger & more stubborn when it comes to these decisions, what bout you anything good happen lately for you:)

Answer to Anyone know what those purple boxes are that I see hanging in the trees along the roadway. I've seen them in Ohio, PA, Maryland and West Virginia.

Wed, 22 Jul 2009 14:26:12 -0700

Anyone know what those purple boxes are that I see hanging in the trees along the roadway. I've seen them in Ohio, PA, Maryland and West Virginia.

i think there designer squirrel boxes, the latest fashion in animal welfare :)

Answer to Are you tough as nails?

Wed, 22 Jul 2009 14:21:56 -0700

Are you tough as nails?

toenails yeh :)

Answer to Why are some oceans blue and why are some green?

Wed, 22 Jul 2009 14:13:00 -0700

Why are some oceans blue and why are some green?

depends on how much algae live in there, the more salty seas (blue) reflect the sky, the more oxygen filled waters breed green algae by the bucketload & overpower the colour of the sky :)

Answer to How many animals are in the world

Wed, 22 Jul 2009 14:11:02 -0700

How many animals are in the world

465,000,000,000 not an easy task but thanks for keeping me occupied while i was bored for half an hour:)

Answer to What would you like your job title to be?

Wed, 22 Jul 2009 14:08:16 -0700

What would you like your job title to be?

Sir :)

Answer to Name one animal that lives in subzero climate!

Wed, 22 Jul 2009 14:07:42 -0700

Name one animal that lives in subzero climate!

wood frogs :)

Answer to My mother always said _________________

Wed, 22 Jul 2009 14:01:27 -0700

My mother always said _________________

a lot:)

Answer to How would you describe your skills as a swimmer?

Wed, 22 Jul 2009 13:59:46 -0700

How would you describe your skills as a swimmer?

from the top to the bottom i'm a bloody expert :)

Answer to Why aren't fingers and toes equal?

Wed, 22 Jul 2009 13:58:45 -0700

Why aren't fingers and toes equal?

they are we got 10 of each :)

Answer to Will wrist watches ever become obsolete?

Wed, 22 Jul 2009 13:58:06 -0700

Will wrist watches ever become obsolete?

not until we get time on our hands :)

Answer to Have you ever been electrocuted?

Wed, 22 Jul 2009 13:56:15 -0700

Have you ever been electrocuted?

it's funny but not yet, even though i've got my wires crossed :0

Answer to When's the last time a promise to you was broken?

Wed, 22 Jul 2009 13:54:06 -0700

When's the last time a promise to you was broken?

till death do us part :(

Answer to Woke up this morning and__________(Fill the Blank)

Wed, 22 Jul 2009 13:53:05 -0700

Woke up this morning and__________(Fill the Blank)

thought sod it, so went back to sleep :0

Answer to What was the last thing you doubted?

Wed, 22 Jul 2009 13:51:52 -0700

What was the last thing you doubted?

my ability to stop drinking :)

Answer to What is something that is difficult to be contained?

Wed, 22 Jul 2009 13:49:50 -0700

What is something that is difficult to be contained?

on a topical note, swine flu it seems :)

Answer to Ladies, your breasts are getting a bit saggy...does your significant other still love them?

Wed, 22 Jul 2009 13:47:42 -0700

Ladies, your breasts are getting a bit saggy...does your significant other still love them?

i'm 4'10 the wifes 6'2, its better now i dont have to deal with the whiplash :)

Answer to How much does your mood vary within a day?

Wed, 22 Jul 2009 13:45:46 -0700

How much does your mood vary within a day?

quite a bit with all the different people i meet, its those who dictate it :)

Answer to Can you tolerate attitude?

Wed, 22 Jul 2009 13:44:43 -0700

Can you tolerate attitude?

easy, i find it amusing:)

Answer to What would you do, if your tv walked over to you and slapped you in the face?

Wed, 22 Jul 2009 13:41:32 -0700

What would you do, if your tv walked over to you and slapped you in the face?

that was a strange episode :)

Answer to If there were a headline in the newspaper about you, what would you like it to say?

Wed, 22 Jul 2009 13:40:08 -0700

If there were a headline in the newspaper about you, what would you like it to say?

lucky bastard wins 400 million dollars :)

Answer to What kind of clothes are you wearing?

Wed, 22 Jul 2009 13:39:00 -0700

What kind of clothes are you wearing?

i just been auditioning for the next local play, Tarzan & Jane, loinclothes are not the most comfortable attire :)

Answer to What's the last thing you helped someone with?

Sat, 18 Jul 2009 15:48:41 -0700

What's the last thing you helped someone with?

i helped my ex move into her new place so she could be with her girlfriend, i must be mad :(

Answer to Do you own or rent where you currently live? Which one is better? Why?

Sat, 18 Jul 2009 15:35:26 -0700

Do you own or rent where you currently live? Which one is better? Why?

i own n it's ok least i know it's mine :)

Answer to What is you're favourite quote?

Sat, 18 Jul 2009 15:32:48 -0700

What is you're favourite quote?

if you're gonna go mad don't do it in my back yard :)

Answer to I wish my.....................was smaller?

Sat, 18 Jul 2009 15:31:45 -0700

I wish my.....................was smaller?

u think so, there not enuff room in there for the peeps i care about, i hjust cant please evryone :)_

Answer to Have you ever found a gold nugget?

Sat, 18 Jul 2009 15:30:34 -0700

Have you ever found a gold nugget?

nearest i come to that is a sweetcorn if you get my drift :)

Answer to What is something you have done to somebody for revenge?

Sat, 18 Jul 2009 15:29:22 -0700

What is something you have done to somebody for revenge?

u really dont want to know :)

Answer to What is exactly is a 'near miss'?

Sat, 18 Jul 2009 15:27:48 -0700

What is exactly is a 'near miss'?

when your aim is'nt exactly as planned ouch! :)

Answer to The roofs on fire!!! What should I do?

Sat, 18 Jul 2009 15:26:26 -0700

The roofs on fire!!! What should I do?

take photos, be sum good pics there :0

Answer to What saying do you think is the most romantic?

Sat, 18 Jul 2009 15:24:03 -0700

What saying do you think is the most romantic?

i will love you above all others for the rest of my life and this will always be till my dying day :)

Answer to Who is more handsome? Bush or Osama?

Sat, 18 Jul 2009 15:21:04 -0700

Who is more handsome? Bush or Osama?

defo bush :)

Answer to I wish my.....................was smaller?

Sat, 18 Jul 2009 15:19:30 -0700

I wish my.....................was smaller?

heart:)

Answer to What's the most obvious thing about you?

Sat, 18 Jul 2009 15:17:57 -0700

What's the most obvious thing about you?

you mean the thing that sticks out the most, depends how i'm feeling :)

Answer to How much do you trust yourself to do the right thing?

Sat, 18 Jul 2009 15:16:11 -0700

How much do you trust yourself to do the right thing?

right thing seems to be the wrong thing most of the time so i just make it up as i go along :)

Answer to How much will you rate (out of 10) for your intelligence?

Sat, 18 Jul 2009 15:15:13 -0700

How much will you rate (out of 10) for your intelligence?

i give myself a 10 just to make me feel good :)

Answer to How much is an 2.26ct Engagement white Diamond Ring 14k Gold worth?

Sat, 18 Jul 2009 15:14:34 -0700

How much is an 2.26ct Engagement white Diamond Ring 14k Gold worth?

bugger all in todays faithless society :)

Answer to My spaghetti sauce tastes too tomato-y. Is there a way to tone it down?

Sat, 18 Jul 2009 15:13:30 -0700

My spaghetti sauce tastes too tomato-y. Is there a way to tone it down?

2 toms instead of 3 :)

Answer to What's your favorite mode of transportation besides a car?

Fri, 17 Jul 2009 15:54:01 -0700

What's your favorite mode of transportation besides a car?

bed hopping :)

Answer to What gets hot?

Fri, 17 Jul 2009 15:52:21 -0700

What gets hot?

the sun :)

Answer to What's one thing that might get chased?

Fri, 17 Jul 2009 15:51:28 -0700

What's one thing that might get chased?

your nose when its running :)

Answer to What's something unusual to do on a date?

Fri, 17 Jul 2009 15:50:39 -0700

What's something unusual to do on a date?

take your girl/boy friend :)

Answer to Do you think I should, or should not?

Fri, 17 Jul 2009 15:48:50 -0700

Do you think I should, or should not?

dont deny urself you may regret it as long as its safe:)

Answer to Wouldn't it be amazing if stalls in public restrooms were sound proof?

Fri, 17 Jul 2009 15:44:43 -0700

Wouldn't it be amazing if stalls in public restrooms were sound proof?

its a poop muzzler device you wanna invent ouch :)

Answer to What might have a horn?

Fri, 17 Jul 2009 15:43:11 -0700

What might have a horn?

the devil :0

Answer to What might someone bat?

Fri, 17 Jul 2009 15:40:35 -0700

What might someone bat?

a century :)

Answer to What might you be doing, when you tie a knot?

Fri, 17 Jul 2009 15:39:57 -0700

What might you be doing, when you tie a knot?

bursting for a pee :)

Answer to Tell Me something you have never told anyone else?

Fri, 17 Jul 2009 15:38:45 -0700

Tell Me something you have never told anyone else?

i think i've found a way to become invisible but you not seen me ok :)

Answer to When you go shopping,how often do you end up with the shopping cart with the one crazy wheel that goes all over the place except straight.

Wed, 15 Jul 2009 14:34:07 -0700

When you go shopping,how often do you end up with the shopping cart with the one crazy wheel that goes all over the place except straight.

i must be the exception cos i get the one good wheel & 3 bad ones, i never make it to the entrance,i end up in mcdonalds next door:)

Answer to How many licks does it take to get to the end of the ___________?

Wed, 15 Jul 2009 14:06:40 -0700

How many licks does it take to get to the end of the ___________?

pink lollipop :)

Answer to Do you have a "loud talker" at work? If so, how annoyingdo you find it?

Wed, 15 Jul 2009 13:59:38 -0700

Do you have a "loud talker" at work? If so, how annoyingdo you find it?

we had a bloke called sniffer once, my god we all thought he'd swallowed an amplifier,but he was gr8 at getting the first round in at a busy pub :)

Answer to My bf and I are very sexual, and do role play etc. He knows I was sexually abused by my "dad" and he tried to do this same role play. I got totally upset and it turned him on more, he say's I need to do this to confront this & to heal. Is this healthy?

Wed, 15 Jul 2009 13:20:32 -0700

My bf and I are very sexual, and do role play etc. He knows I was sexually abused by my "dad" and he tried to do this same role play. I got totally upset and it turned him on more, he say's I need to do this to confront this & to heal. Is this healthy?

load of bollox, my ex had the same awful trauma & that stuff is not a game to be repeated over, plz get counselling if you have not already,i dont know if it helps but plz try

Answer to If you lost your left testicle would your right testicle still be your right testicle?

Tue, 14 Jul 2009 13:30:31 -0700

If you lost your left testicle would your right testicle still be your right testicle?

well its not gonna be the wrong testicle now is it :)

Answer to If you came home one day and found all your furniture had been placed on the roof, what would you think?

Tue, 14 Jul 2009 13:29:10 -0700

If you came home one day and found all your furniture had been placed on the roof, what would you think?

well done missus, that'd bugga up the bailiffs :)

Answer to Wine and _________ go great together.

Tue, 14 Jul 2009 13:25:52 -0700

Wine and _________ go great together.

a great big open roaring log fire out in the middle of nowhere in a lush log cabin wearing nowt but a sheepskin rug settled down with the one you love :)

Answer to Whats the loudest man made noise on earth?

Tue, 14 Jul 2009 13:22:11 -0700

Whats the loudest man made noise on earth?

obviously you never met the ex :)