Would you say yes to a millionaire's marriage proposal if you were 75% in love with them?
on July 22nd, 2009 | 7 answers | 5 people like this

Is your shadow a true reflection of yourself?
on May 21st, 2009 | 3 answers | 1 person likes this

Can you give me any ideas on what i should do next?
on April 21st, 2009 | 9 answers | 6 people like this

Whats the world record for sneezing consecutively as i think i must be getting close to it achooo?
on April 20th, 2009 | 3 answers | 2 people like this

Ouch,ouch,ouch, oven burn, what do i do?
on April 20th, 2009 | no answers | 1 person likes this

Have you ever dropped anything & then thought,where the hell did that go?
on April 7th, 2009 | 9 answers | 7 people like this

I have a picture of a woman dancing on my desktop with a pumpkin on her head, have you & why is that?
on April 6th, 2009 | 2 answers | 2 people like this

Do you always shut the door behind you?
on March 7th, 2009 | 11 answers | 7 people like this

Has anyone got an idea for making an office "greener" to reduce the costs?
on January 29th, 2009 | 7 answers | 3 people like this

Waiter,what's that green thing doing in my curry?
on January 23rd, 2009 | 4 answers | 5 people like this

What is Gods favourite beatles song?
on January 11th, 2009 | 6 answers | 8 people like this

Have you a nose to be proud of?
on January 9th, 2009 | 6 answers | 6 people like this

Have you ever owned a frisbee?
on January 9th, 2009 | no answers | 5 people like this

If you worked in a "tickling teddy bear" factory,for quality purposes,would you give it one or two test tickles:)
on January 9th, 2009 | 5 answers | 5 people like this

If a question has more than 2 sentences,do you read it all?
on January 9th, 2009 | One answer | 3 people like this

Ladies,do you know any good liquers?
on January 9th, 2009 | 5 answers | 4 people like this

Why am i never taken seriously?
on January 9th, 2009 | 8 answers | 6 people like this

Can you help me pay for this, i seem to have forgotten my wallet?
on January 9th, 2009 | 4 answers | 2 people like this

What shall we do if the sky stops working?
on January 8th, 2009 | 4 answers | 5 people like this

I,m sorry i had to laugh,but have you ever farted simultaneously with your partner?
on January 8th, 2009 | One answer | 2 people like this

Does the tele really need to be that loud:)
on January 8th, 2009 | 4 answers | 5 people like this

How many threats have you got on your pc?
on January 8th, 2009 | 2 answers | 3 people like this

Is your cutlery draw neatly organised, or is it just all over the place?
on January 8th, 2009 | 10 answers | 12 people like this

Now! do you want the light on or off?
on January 7th, 2009 | 2 answers | 1 person likes this

Have you ever suggested a catergory for AB?
on January 7th, 2009 | no answers | 5 people like this

If bedbugs were the size of ants,where would you sleep?
on January 7th, 2009 | 4 answers | 4 people like this

2 doctors arguing,one says womb the other says whoom,which one is right?
on January 7th, 2009 | 3 answers | 3 people like this

On AB, have you got an unanswered question in the system:)
on January 7th, 2009 | no answers | 3 people like this

What do you think are the most common christian names of a married couple e.g.Dave & Mary?
on January 7th, 2009 | 2 answers | 3 people like this

I fell out of the bedroom window last night,what was i doing?
on January 7th, 2009 | 3 answers | 3 people like this

Has anybody ever met, or know of a Cleopatra?
on January 7th, 2009 | 2 answers | 1 person likes this

I went to the chemist & asked for 98 condoms,the lady said f---k me,what was my answer?
on January 6th, 2009 | 4 answers | 4 people like this

Did you look down to see if you're a man or a woman?
on January 6th, 2009 | 2 answers

When was the last time you got conned?
on January 6th, 2009 | 5 answers | 5 people like this

Is it really true that you can't cry when in outer space?
on January 5th, 2009 | One answer | 1 person likes this

Has anyone else got really cold feet at the moment?
on January 4th, 2009 | 15 answers | 9 people like this

Does anyone like the new "paradox" catergory?
on January 4th, 2009 | One answer | 1 person likes this

Uk homeowners,have you ever refused to pay your poll tax & if so what were the consequences?
on January 4th, 2009 | 2 answers | 1 person likes this

If a stranger left a half plate of food in the restaurant & you had no money but feeling hungry,would you eat it?
on January 4th, 2009 | 13 answers | 7 people like this

Ladies,have you ever considered yourself as a bathukopian woman & guys have you ever dated one?
on January 2nd, 2009 | 3 answers | 2 people like this

C,mon girls,the new james bond,handsome or not, lets have a vote:)
on December 23rd, 2008 | 4 answers | 3 people like this

Why don't things move as fast as i want them too?
on December 23rd, 2008 | 2 answers | 3 people like this

Has anyone played secret santa this year?
on December 23rd, 2008 | no answers | 1 person likes this

Is there a legal response to someone who pinches your last can of beer?
on December 23rd, 2008 | 3 answers | 2 people like this

Do you find it annoying if someone sends you along e-mail?
on December 23rd, 2008 | 4 answers | 3 people like this

Whats in pork pies that makes you flatulant?
on December 23rd, 2008 | One answer | 1 person likes this

Who really gave you the worst advice?
on December 23rd, 2008 | no answers

Listen to your fridge,does it gurgle?
on December 23rd, 2008 | One answer | 1 person likes this

Are you sure you've got the right present for that special someone?
on December 23rd, 2008 | 3 answers | 2 people like this

Have you won anything in this years xmas raffle?
on December 23rd, 2008 | One answer | 3 people like this

Ho,ho,do you have someone special in mind to flirt with this xmas?
on December 23rd, 2008 | 3 answers | 4 people like this

If you had psychic powers like kinetic energy & stuff, would you tell everyone or just move things about just to spook someone?
on December 22nd, 2008 | 2 answers

It's nearly 7pm & i am so tired,is it ok if i go for a nap & catch up later?
on December 8th, 2008 | 3 answers | 3 people like this

Offence or defence,which one are you on tonight?
on December 8th, 2008 | 2 answers | 3 people like this

Have you ever had a paper cut under your fingernail & is it meant to sting like &?/(?
on December 5th, 2008 | 6 answers | 5 people like this

What happens at 9pm?
on December 5th, 2008 | 13 answers | 9 people like this

I've had to swallow my pride this morning & took a punch in the afternoon,have you had an eventful day?
on December 5th, 2008 | 4 answers | 4 people like this

Is it wrong to say absolutely what you think?
on December 3rd, 2008 | 6 answers | 4 people like this

Is there anyone at work you really dont like?
on December 2nd, 2008 | 25 answers | 16 people like this

I,m going to make sure everyone gets what they need for xmas,so what colour underwear do you prefer?
on December 2nd, 2008 | no answers | 2 people like this

UK homeowners,dual fuel suppliers(elec/gas) is it better to have a tariff with a standing charge or not?
on December 2nd, 2008 | no answers

Looking at overeasy's avatar,is tweetie pie falling or flying?
on December 1st, 2008 | 4 answers | 3 people like this

Who wins the decorating war in your house,e.g. choosing wallpaper?
on December 1st, 2008 | 8 answers | 6 people like this

I've never ridden a horse,what's it like?
on December 1st, 2008 | 21 answers | 15 people like this

Would you give "rude bear" a name as we know him so intimately now?
on December 1st, 2008 | One answer | 1 person likes this

In DIY terms,what are you good at?
on November 30th, 2008 | 5 answers | 4 people like this

Are you going to kiss under the mistletoe this xmas?
on November 30th, 2008 | 13 answers | 10 people like this

Have you ever sat bare bottomed on snow:)
on November 30th, 2008 | 10 answers | 9 people like this

Whats the first place on your body to get cold in wintertime:)
on November 30th, 2008 | 26 answers | 20 people like this

Whats your thoughts on mermaids?
on November 30th, 2008 | 17 answers | 12 people like this

Have you ever slipped on ice while walking down the street,did it hurt?
on November 30th, 2008 | 7 answers | 5 people like this

Have you ever saved a previous xmas present then wrapped it again & gave it to someone the following year?
on November 30th, 2008 | 6 answers | 5 people like this

Who makes the best cup of tea in your house?
on November 27th, 2008 | 11 answers | 10 people like this

Exactly when is it time to go?
on November 26th, 2008 | 13 answers | 8 people like this

Do you ever get the feeling that no matter what you do, it is never good enough?
on November 26th, 2008 | 8 answers | 9 people like this

How fussy are you when it comes to YOUR side of the bed?
on November 25th, 2008 | 10 answers | 8 people like this

How many onions do you have in your house?
on November 24th, 2008 | 11 answers | 6 people like this

Where should i go/what should i do, now the cats out of the bag?
on November 24th, 2008 | 2 answers | 2 people like this

What's the one reason you would give up AB'ing?
on November 24th, 2008 | 4 answers | 2 people like this

While being on AB all this time,do you think your eyes will get worse quicker?
on November 24th, 2008 | 2 answers | 2 people like this

How many ROTFLMAO comments have you had?
on November 24th, 2008 | One answer | 2 people like this

What is your opinion on smoking?
on November 24th, 2008 | One answer | 3 people like this

Immature,silly,foolish,stupid,can these words be related to yourself?
on November 24th, 2008 | 7 answers | 3 people like this

Do you know someone who works for NASA & could you put a word in for me to be an astronaut?
on November 22nd, 2008 | 2 answers | 2 people like this

Who invented dominoes?
on November 22nd, 2008 | One answer | 2 people like this

I've just had 4,how many have you just had?
on November 21st, 2008 | 5 answers | 6 people like this

The wife wants an intimate piercing,how should i feel about this?
on November 21st, 2008 | 7 answers | 2 people like this

I cant remember the last time i heard from "sara monster" is she ok?
on November 13th, 2008 | 4 answers | 7 people like this

Guys,if you did get an au-pair in would you really want her to clean the house?
on November 9th, 2008 | 4 answers | 3 people like this

Of all the costumes you have dressed up in, which one do you think you looked best in?
on November 9th, 2008 | 6 answers | 4 people like this

I didnt know you could knock a -5 down to a -1, did you & why didnt you tell me?
on October 24th, 2008 | 2 answers | 7 people like this

When eating,are you a greyhound or a snail?
on October 24th, 2008 | 8 answers | 8 people like this

I've changed my mind, its gonna be a dress up pop star party,who you gonna be:)
on October 23rd, 2008 | One answer | 1 person likes this

I'm having a few ABer's over for a party,anyone else wanna come,theres plenty food,bring your own beer though,oh & were...
on October 23rd, 2008 | One answer | 1 person likes this

Whats the worst sounding american accent?
on October 23rd, 2008 | 2 answers | 1 person likes this

Do you think santas reindeers would be more appropriately called snowdeers in wintertime?
on October 23rd, 2008 | One answer | 2 people like this

If you bid at an auction,would you,rub your nose,put up your hand or wink an eye:)
on October 23rd, 2008 | 5 answers | 5 people like this

Does anyone else agree that bats are blind, because they poo upside down:)
on October 23rd, 2008 | One answer | 1 person likes this

Has your mouse got a light on it:)
on October 23rd, 2008 | 3 answers | 2 people like this

Guys,do you think its sexy watching your lady shave her legs,or are you above all that now?
on October 23rd, 2008 | 2 answers | 2 people like this

Michael jacksons going in the bath,bubbles or not?
on October 23rd, 2008 | 2 answers

Do you have a thirst for knowledge?
on October 23rd, 2008 | 10 answers | 9 people like this

How many candles will be on your birthday cake next year?
on October 23rd, 2008 | 9 answers | 7 people like this

Guys,if you were a pop star,would you autograph a pair of boobs if asked?
on October 23rd, 2008 | 7 answers | 3 people like this

If you did a river dance,would you get wet?
on October 22nd, 2008 | 2 answers | 1 person likes this

If you did a tap dance,would you fall off?
on October 22nd, 2008 | One answer | 1 person likes this

Whats your secret ingrediant?
on October 22nd, 2008 | 4 answers | 3 people like this

Is down rating supposed to annoy you?
on October 22nd, 2008 | 11 answers | 9 people like this

I've just had a lovely surprise,did you get one today?
on October 20th, 2008 | 3 answers | 1 person likes this

What was the last spontaneous thing you did?
on October 20th, 2008 | 4 answers | 1 person likes this

Mussels or cockles?
on October 20th, 2008 | 8 answers | 4 people like this

Are you any good at winking,anne robinson style?
on October 20th, 2008 | One answer

Did the pottery scene in ghost do it for you too?
on October 20th, 2008 | 3 answers | 2 people like this

Why did the wife wipe the back of my neck with a wet cat?
on October 20th, 2008 | 3 answers | 1 person likes this

I am totally the best ---------- in the whole goddam world!
on October 19th, 2008 | 14 answers | 9 people like this

If i opened a shoe shop would you come have a look around,discount for added friends?
on October 19th, 2008 | 2 answers | 2 people like this

Has anyone seen a black bra thats gone missing in our house?
on October 19th, 2008 | 9 answers | 8 people like this

Do scarecrows scare you?
on October 19th, 2008 | 11 answers | 11 people like this

Am i that stupid?
on October 19th, 2008 | 4 answers | 2 people like this

Pre halloween night,what costume will you be wearing?
on October 18th, 2008 | 2 answers | 1 person likes this

Has anyone been able to repay someone for saving your life?
on October 15th, 2008 | One answer | 1 person likes this

I gave a homeless guy in Cardiff £6.00 yesterday to get a meal,did i do the right thing or will he go buy drugs?
on October 15th, 2008 | 7 answers | 8 people like this

How many answers will i get with this statement,winner gets the key to the city of bangladesh?
on October 7th, 2008 | One answer

Who else decides to have a party on a monday night when you know you've got 10 hrs work in the morning,& youre gonna get an...
on October 7th, 2008 | 3 answers | 1 person likes this

Define an avatar for me please?
on October 5th, 2008 | 2 answers | 3 people like this

How quick can you drink a pint of beer?
on October 5th, 2008 | 4 answers | 2 people like this

Who can shout the loudest?
on October 4th, 2008 | 9 answers | 3 people like this

If you were the last person alive in the UK;would you try to fly a plane or sail a boat to find others, though you are not trained in...
on October 4th, 2008 | One answer | 2 people like this

Which jungle animal is the best player at poker?
on September 30th, 2008 | 2 answers | 2 people like this

Its a lovely evening in the valleys tonight,d,ya fancy a walk up the mountain?
on September 19th, 2008 | 3 answers | 5 people like this

What do you use to get dog dirt out of the sole of your shoe?
on September 19th, 2008 | 2 answers | 1 person likes this

I live in wales, if i leave the door open tonight, do you think i'll get burgled?
on September 17th, 2008 | 8 answers | 5 people like this

What noise is worst from next door,mad kids or barking dog?
on September 17th, 2008 | 3 answers | 2 people like this

Anybody ever caught a fly out of thin air with one hand?
on September 17th, 2008 | 4 answers | 1 person likes this

Theres a cockrel i can hear off in the distance & a dog howling next door(really annoyin) can you hear any animals at this moment?
on September 14th, 2008 | 5 answers | 3 people like this

Is your bf/husband always at work & if so, whats the best time to come over?
on September 13th, 2008 | 5 answers | 3 people like this

Do you have the time
on September 12th, 2008 | 10 answers | 4 people like this

Whatever happened to estee lauder?
on September 10th, 2008 | 3 answers | 4 people like this

Am going in the bath,how long will it take to wash the old sixpack?
on September 10th, 2008 | 4 answers | 4 people like this

I really fancied eggs for tea,but wifey dont like the smell,is it legal to marry a chicken?
on September 10th, 2008 | 3 answers | 3 people like this

Have you ever been to mc'donalds & asked for chicken lips?
on September 9th, 2008 | 4 answers | 4 people like this

Who was scooby doo's mum?
on September 8th, 2008 | 3 answers | 2 people like this

I been sitting here that long, my seat has got bum dimple,has yours?
on September 8th, 2008 | 3 answers | 2 people like this

If a truck falls on my head, how am i going to get a load of my mind?
on September 8th, 2008 | 4 answers | 4 people like this

Ive got half an hour before i go in the bath,how am i gonna wash my back?
on September 8th, 2008 | One answer

Why cant we all just mindread,it saves a lot of this typing,my fingers are killing me?
on September 8th, 2008 | 4 answers | 4 people like this

My sense of humour has been missing for 24hrs now,shall i call the police?
on September 8th, 2008 | 10 answers | 7 people like this

For all those that helped me with my microwave,you are all welcome to sunday dinner,which do u prefer,beef or chicken? (veggies can be...
on September 7th, 2008 | 2 answers | 2 people like this

Help,what can i put in my microwave to get rid of the curry smell?
on September 7th, 2008 | 5 answers | 2 people like this

Having just washed out my cats litter box,do you think i should leave it half full with water & see what happens?
on September 7th, 2008 | 7 answers | 5 people like this

Cant beleive this,now a flys gone up my nose,whats happening tonight?
on September 6th, 2008 | One answer

Big spider sat in my chair when i went to the loo,what shall i do?
on September 6th, 2008 | 8 answers | 5 people like this

My daughters now a goth & shes watching shrek 2, do you think its a phase?
on September 6th, 2008 | 3 answers | 1 person likes this

And why dont they let teddy bears work on a building site?
on September 6th, 2008 | One answer | 2 people like this

Damn that was good,now do you remember me?
on September 6th, 2008 | 2 answers | 1 person likes this

Cmon then, where do you weigh whales?
on September 6th, 2008 | 3 answers | 3 people like this

Kids,who,d have them eh?
on September 6th, 2008 | 5 answers | 4 people like this

Have you ever ram raided a sheep farm?
on September 6th, 2008 | no answers

My body is all full of funny bones & one serious one, which is that?
on September 6th, 2008 | One answer

Why didnt god use adams common sense to make eve instead?
on September 6th, 2008 | One answer | 2 people like this

My daughters going to a goth concert tonight,shall i try her new eyeliner while shes gone?
on September 6th, 2008 | One answer

Right i've fixed the door,what next?
on September 6th, 2008 | no answers

Can we jut overlook the fact you dont like me anymore & have a nice day?
on September 6th, 2008 | 2 answers | 1 person likes this

Do vampires get toothache?
on September 6th, 2008 | 6 answers | 4 people like this

Thats it, my work is done g'nite all,any offers to join me?
on September 5th, 2008 | One answer

I just cant leave AB till i find that one good question can you?
on September 5th, 2008 | 2 answers | 3 people like this

I should go to bed and lay down my head but why cant I?
on September 5th, 2008 | 5 answers | 4 people like this

Have always wondered what its like to have a --------
on September 5th, 2008 | 10 answers | 4 people like this

If I died & they took my brain out what do you think they would find? not the obvious answer please feel free to be imaginative
on September 5th, 2008 | 8 answers | 7 people like this

Missgive or misstake?
on September 5th, 2008 | One answer

Do you want to hear a joke about a nose?
on September 5th, 2008 | 3 answers | 2 people like this

Is it me, or do things get more serious as times go on?
on September 5th, 2008 | 3 answers | 2 people like this

Have you ever been to a gay scottish darts match where the referee shouts gaym on, no offence boys
on September 5th, 2008 | One answer | 1 person likes this

I just been kissed & told she loves me, has this happened to you recently?
on September 4th, 2008 | 4 answers | 2 people like this

It would take 3 seconds to say I love you, but take 3 years to explain why, do you agree?
on September 4th, 2008 | One answer

Has anyone had 3 different dreams at the same time like i did last night?
on September 4th, 2008 | One answer | 1 person likes this

Do you think a mothers bond with a child is stronger than the fathers?
on September 3rd, 2008 | 4 answers

Anyone got any good invention ideas for me to work on?
on September 2nd, 2008 | 3 answers | 2 people like this

The terrible wet weather were having in the UK has prompted me to make a wetsuit for my cats, do you think I could sell them as a business?
on September 2nd, 2008 | 4 answers | 2 people like this

I am going out to the pub today would anyone like to guess when they think i'ii be back?
on August 30th, 2008 | One answer | 1 person likes this

When i have a party why do i find the kitchen top more comfy to sit on that the sofa?
on August 28th, 2008 | 3 answers | 2 people like this

Using your imagination, what do you think you would get if you crossed a cat with a fox?
on August 28th, 2008 | 2 answers

Whats best, washing dishes or drying?
on August 28th, 2008 | no answers | 4 people like this

Apart from,Simmons,Pitney,Wilder, can you name another famous Gene?
on August 26th, 2008 | 5 answers | 2 people like this

What defines a monster
on August 4th, 2008 | 3 answers | 2 people like this

Whats the best smell you can wake up to in the morning?
on August 4th, 2008 | no answers | 3 people like this

Do you think synchronised swimming is entertaining to watch?
on August 4th, 2008 | One answer

Do you think you could make money out of your singing ability?
on August 4th, 2008 | 5 answers | 5 people like this

Which family member is the worst person to visit you?
on August 3rd, 2008 | 6 answers | 3 people like this

Do you think we will ever run out of questions to ask?
on August 3rd, 2008 | 20 answers | 7 people like this

What do you get if a piano falls down a mineshaft
on August 3rd, 2008 | 4 answers

My wifes going away for 2 weeks what shall i do with my time while shes gone?
on August 3rd, 2008 | 3 answers | 2 people like this

Do people on AB prefer a funny answer or a straight one to OTB questions?
on August 3rd, 2008 | One answer

Do you think the british have a different sense of humour to the US & if so where is my cat?
on August 3rd, 2008 | One answer | 1 person likes this

Why is it when someone asks me to do something i dont really want to , i end up saying yes anyway, does anyone else do that?
on August 3rd, 2008 | 3 answers

Can anyone see an aeroplane outside right now?
on August 3rd, 2008 | 4 answers | 2 people like this

Ive just been kissed, have you?
on August 2nd, 2008 | 7 answers | 7 people like this

What was the last thing you drew with a pencil & was it any good?
on August 2nd, 2008 | no answers | 3 people like this

Go on be honest whos scratching their butt right now?
on August 2nd, 2008 | 4 answers | 1 person likes this

If you put your head out of the window now what do you see
on August 2nd, 2008 | 9 answers | 6 people like this

Are you sitting comfortably
on August 2nd, 2008 | 5 answers | 1 person likes this

Is it true that your nose hair is connected to your eyelash cos when i pull one out i cry
on August 2nd, 2008 | 2 answers | 2 people like this

Can anyone give me a funny answer to this question?
on July 31st, 2008 | 3 answers | 4 people like this