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Would you say yes to a millionaire's marriage proposal if you were 75% in love with them?
on July 22nd, 2009 |
7 answers
| 5 people like this
Is your shadow a true reflection of yourself?
on May 21st, 2009 |
3 answers
| 1 person likes this
Can you give me any ideas on what i should do next?
on April 21st, 2009 |
9 answers
| 6 people like this
Whats the world record for sneezing consecutively as i think i must be getting close to it achooo?
on April 20th, 2009 |
3 answers
| 2 people like this
Ouch,ouch,ouch, oven burn, what do i do?
on April 20th, 2009 |
no answers
| 1 person likes this
Have you ever dropped anything & then thought,where the hell did that go?
on April 7th, 2009 |
9 answers
| 7 people like this
I have a picture of a woman dancing on my desktop with a pumpkin on her head, have you & why is that?
on April 6th, 2009 |
2 answers
| 2 people like this
Do you always shut the door behind you?
on March 7th, 2009 |
11 answers
| 7 people like this
Has anyone got an idea for making an office "greener" to reduce the costs?
on January 29th, 2009 |
7 answers
| 3 people like this
Waiter,what's that green thing doing in my curry?
on January 23rd, 2009 |
4 answers
| 5 people like this
What is Gods favourite beatles song?
on January 11th, 2009 |
6 answers
| 8 people like this
Have you a nose to be proud of?
on January 9th, 2009 |
6 answers
| 6 people like this
Have you ever owned a frisbee?
on January 9th, 2009 |
no answers
| 5 people like this
If you worked in a "tickling teddy bear" factory,for quality purposes,would you give it one or two test tickles:)
on January 9th, 2009 |
5 answers
| 5 people like this
If a question has more than 2 sentences,do you read it all?
on January 9th, 2009 |
One answer
| 3 people like this
Ladies,do you know any good liquers?
on January 9th, 2009 |
5 answers
| 4 people like this
Why am i never taken seriously?
on January 9th, 2009 |
8 answers
| 6 people like this
Can you help me pay for this, i seem to have forgotten my wallet?
on January 9th, 2009 |
4 answers
| 2 people like this
What shall we do if the sky stops working?
on January 8th, 2009 |
4 answers
| 5 people like this
I,m sorry i had to laugh,but have you ever farted simultaneously with your partner?
on January 8th, 2009 |
One answer
| 2 people like this
Does the tele really need to be that loud:)
on January 8th, 2009 |
4 answers
| 5 people like this
How many threats have you got on your pc?
on January 8th, 2009 |
2 answers
| 3 people like this
Is your cutlery draw neatly organised, or is it just all over the place?
on January 8th, 2009 |
10 answers
| 12 people like this
Now! do you want the light on or off?
on January 7th, 2009 |
2 answers
| 1 person likes this
Have you ever suggested a catergory for AB?
on January 7th, 2009 |
no answers
| 5 people like this
If bedbugs were the size of ants,where would you sleep?
on January 7th, 2009 |
4 answers
| 4 people like this
2 doctors arguing,one says womb the other says whoom,which one is right?
on January 7th, 2009 |
3 answers
| 3 people like this
On AB, have you got an unanswered question in the system:)
on January 7th, 2009 |
no answers
| 3 people like this
What do you think are the most common christian names of a married couple e.g.Dave & Mary?
on January 7th, 2009 |
2 answers
| 3 people like this
I fell out of the bedroom window last night,what was i doing?
on January 7th, 2009 |
3 answers
| 3 people like this
Has anybody ever met, or know of a Cleopatra?
on January 7th, 2009 |
2 answers
| 1 person likes this
I went to the chemist & asked for 98 condoms,the lady said f---k me,what was my answer?
on January 6th, 2009 |
4 answers
| 4 people like this
Did you look down to see if you're a man or a woman?
on January 6th, 2009 |
2 answers
When was the last time you got conned?
on January 6th, 2009 |
5 answers
| 5 people like this
Is it really true that you can't cry when in outer space?
on January 5th, 2009 |
One answer
| 1 person likes this
Has anyone else got really cold feet at the moment?
on January 4th, 2009 |
15 answers
| 9 people like this
Does anyone like the new "paradox" catergory?
on January 4th, 2009 |
One answer
| 1 person likes this
Uk homeowners,have you ever refused to pay your poll tax & if so what were the consequences?
on January 4th, 2009 |
2 answers
| 1 person likes this
If a stranger left a half plate of food in the restaurant & you had no money but feeling hungry,would you eat it?
on January 4th, 2009 |
13 answers
| 7 people like this
Ladies,have you ever considered yourself as a bathukopian woman & guys have you ever dated one?
on January 2nd, 2009 |
3 answers
| 2 people like this
C,mon girls,the new james bond,handsome or not, lets have a vote:)
on December 23rd, 2008 |
4 answers
| 3 people like this
Why don't things move as fast as i want them too?
on December 23rd, 2008 |
2 answers
| 3 people like this
Has anyone played secret santa this year?
on December 23rd, 2008 |
no answers
| 1 person likes this
Is there a legal response to someone who pinches your last can of beer?
on December 23rd, 2008 |
3 answers
| 2 people like this
Do you find it annoying if someone sends you along e-mail?
on December 23rd, 2008 |
4 answers
| 3 people like this
Whats in pork pies that makes you flatulant?
on December 23rd, 2008 |
One answer
| 1 person likes this
Who really gave you the worst advice?
on December 23rd, 2008 |
no answers
Listen to your fridge,does it gurgle?
on December 23rd, 2008 |
One answer
| 1 person likes this
Are you sure you've got the right present for that special someone?
on December 23rd, 2008 |
3 answers
| 2 people like this
Have you won anything in this years xmas raffle?
on December 23rd, 2008 |
One answer
| 3 people like this
Ho,ho,do you have someone special in mind to flirt with this xmas?
on December 23rd, 2008 |
3 answers
| 4 people like this
If you had psychic powers like kinetic energy & stuff, would you tell everyone or just move things about just to spook someone?
on December 22nd, 2008 |
2 answers
It's nearly 7pm & i am so tired,is it ok if i go for a nap & catch up later?
on December 8th, 2008 |
3 answers
| 3 people like this
Offence or defence,which one are you on tonight?
on December 8th, 2008 |
2 answers
| 3 people like this
Have you ever had a paper cut under your fingernail & is it meant to sting like &?/(?
on December 5th, 2008 |
6 answers
| 5 people like this
What happens at 9pm?
on December 5th, 2008 |
13 answers
| 9 people like this
I've had to swallow my pride this morning & took a punch in the afternoon,have you had an eventful day?
on December 5th, 2008 |
4 answers
| 4 people like this
Is it wrong to say absolutely what you think?
on December 3rd, 2008 |
6 answers
| 4 people like this
Is there anyone at work you really dont like?
on December 2nd, 2008 |
25 answers
| 16 people like this
I,m going to make sure everyone gets what they need for xmas,so what colour underwear do you prefer?
on December 2nd, 2008 |
no answers
| 2 people like this
UK homeowners,dual fuel suppliers(elec/gas) is it better to have a tariff with a standing charge or not?
on December 2nd, 2008 |
no answers
Looking at overeasy's avatar,is tweetie pie falling or flying?
on December 1st, 2008 |
4 answers
| 3 people like this
Who wins the decorating war in your house,e.g. choosing wallpaper?
on December 1st, 2008 |
8 answers
| 6 people like this
I've never ridden a horse,what's it like?
on December 1st, 2008 |
21 answers
| 15 people like this
Would you give "rude bear" a name as we know him so intimately now?
on December 1st, 2008 |
One answer
| 1 person likes this
In DIY terms,what are you good at?
on November 30th, 2008 |
5 answers
| 4 people like this
Are you going to kiss under the mistletoe this xmas?
on November 30th, 2008 |
13 answers
| 10 people like this
Have you ever sat bare bottomed on snow:)
on November 30th, 2008 |
10 answers
| 9 people like this
Whats the first place on your body to get cold in wintertime:)
on November 30th, 2008 |
26 answers
| 20 people like this
Whats your thoughts on mermaids?
on November 30th, 2008 |
17 answers
| 12 people like this
Have you ever slipped on ice while walking down the street,did it hurt?
on November 30th, 2008 |
7 answers
| 5 people like this
Have you ever saved a previous xmas present then wrapped it again & gave it to someone the following year?
on November 30th, 2008 |
6 answers
| 5 people like this
Who makes the best cup of tea in your house?
on November 27th, 2008 |
11 answers
| 10 people like this
Exactly when is it time to go?
on November 26th, 2008 |
13 answers
| 8 people like this
Do you ever get the feeling that no matter what you do, it is never good enough?
on November 26th, 2008 |
8 answers
| 9 people like this
How fussy are you when it comes to YOUR side of the bed?
on November 25th, 2008 |
10 answers
| 8 people like this
How many onions do you have in your house?
on November 24th, 2008 |
11 answers
| 6 people like this
Where should i go/what should i do, now the cats out of the bag?
on November 24th, 2008 |
2 answers
| 2 people like this
What's the one reason you would give up AB'ing?
on November 24th, 2008 |
4 answers
| 2 people like this
While being on AB all this time,do you think your eyes will get worse quicker?
on November 24th, 2008 |
2 answers
| 2 people like this
How many ROTFLMAO comments have you had?
on November 24th, 2008 |
One answer
| 2 people like this
What is your opinion on smoking?
on November 24th, 2008 |
One answer
| 3 people like this
Immature,silly,foolish,stupid,can these words be related to yourself?
on November 24th, 2008 |
7 answers
| 3 people like this
Do you know someone who works for NASA & could you put a word in for me to be an astronaut?
on November 22nd, 2008 |
2 answers
| 2 people like this
Who invented dominoes?
on November 22nd, 2008 |
One answer
| 2 people like this
I've just had 4,how many have you just had?
on November 21st, 2008 |
5 answers
| 6 people like this
The wife wants an intimate piercing,how should i feel about this?
on November 21st, 2008 |
7 answers
| 2 people like this
I cant remember the last time i heard from "sara monster" is she ok?
on November 13th, 2008 |
4 answers
| 7 people like this
Guys,if you did get an au-pair in would you really want her to clean the house?
on November 9th, 2008 |
4 answers
| 3 people like this
Of all the costumes you have dressed up in, which one do you think you looked best in?
on November 9th, 2008 |
6 answers
| 4 people like this
I didnt know you could knock a -5 down to a -1, did you & why didnt you tell me?
on October 24th, 2008 |
2 answers
| 7 people like this
When eating,are you a greyhound or a snail?
on October 24th, 2008 |
8 answers
| 8 people like this
I've changed my mind, its gonna be a dress up pop star party,who you gonna be:)
on October 23rd, 2008 |
One answer
| 1 person likes this
I'm having a few ABer's over for a party,anyone else wanna come,theres plenty food,bring your own beer though,oh & were...
on October 23rd, 2008 |
One answer
| 1 person likes this
Whats the worst sounding american accent?
on October 23rd, 2008 |
2 answers
| 1 person likes this
Do you think santas reindeers would be more appropriately called snowdeers in wintertime?
on October 23rd, 2008 |
One answer
| 2 people like this
If you bid at an auction,would you,rub your nose,put up your hand or wink an eye:)
on October 23rd, 2008 |
5 answers
| 5 people like this
Does anyone else agree that bats are blind, because they poo upside down:)
on October 23rd, 2008 |
One answer
| 1 person likes this
Has your mouse got a light on it:)
on October 23rd, 2008 |
3 answers
| 2 people like this
Guys,do you think its sexy watching your lady shave her legs,or are you above all that now?
on October 23rd, 2008 |
2 answers
| 2 people like this
Michael jacksons going in the bath,bubbles or not?
on October 23rd, 2008 |
2 answers
Do you have a thirst for knowledge?
on October 23rd, 2008 |
10 answers
| 9 people like this
How many candles will be on your birthday cake next year?
on October 23rd, 2008 |
9 answers
| 7 people like this
Guys,if you were a pop star,would you autograph a pair of boobs if asked?
on October 23rd, 2008 |
7 answers
| 3 people like this
If you did a river dance,would you get wet?
on October 22nd, 2008 |
2 answers
| 1 person likes this
If you did a tap dance,would you fall off?
on October 22nd, 2008 |
One answer
| 1 person likes this
Whats your secret ingrediant?
on October 22nd, 2008 |
4 answers
| 3 people like this
Is down rating supposed to annoy you?
on October 22nd, 2008 |
11 answers
| 9 people like this
I've just had a lovely surprise,did you get one today?
on October 20th, 2008 |
3 answers
| 1 person likes this
What was the last spontaneous thing you did?
on October 20th, 2008 |
4 answers
| 1 person likes this
Mussels or cockles?
on October 20th, 2008 |
8 answers
| 4 people like this
Are you any good at winking,anne robinson style?
on October 20th, 2008 |
One answer
Did the pottery scene in ghost do it for you too?
on October 20th, 2008 |
3 answers
| 2 people like this
Why did the wife wipe the back of my neck with a wet cat?
on October 20th, 2008 |
3 answers
| 1 person likes this
I am totally the best ---------- in the whole goddam world!
on October 19th, 2008 |
14 answers
| 9 people like this
If i opened a shoe shop would you come have a look around,discount for added friends?
on October 19th, 2008 |
2 answers
| 2 people like this
Has anyone seen a black bra thats gone missing in our house?
on October 19th, 2008 |
9 answers
| 8 people like this
Do scarecrows scare you?
on October 19th, 2008 |
11 answers
| 11 people like this
Am i that stupid?
on October 19th, 2008 |
4 answers
| 2 people like this
Pre halloween night,what costume will you be wearing?
on October 18th, 2008 |
2 answers
| 1 person likes this
Has anyone been able to repay someone for saving your life?
on October 15th, 2008 |
One answer
| 1 person likes this
I gave a homeless guy in Cardiff £6.00 yesterday to get a meal,did i do the right thing or will he go buy drugs?
on October 15th, 2008 |
7 answers
| 8 people like this
How many answers will i get with this statement,winner gets the key to the city of bangladesh?
on October 7th, 2008 |
One answer
Who else decides to have a party on a monday night when you know you've got 10 hrs work in the morning,& youre gonna get an...
on October 7th, 2008 |
3 answers
| 1 person likes this
Define an avatar for me please?
on October 5th, 2008 |
2 answers
| 3 people like this
How quick can you drink a pint of beer?
on October 5th, 2008 |
4 answers
| 2 people like this
Who can shout the loudest?
on October 4th, 2008 |
9 answers
| 3 people like this
If you were the last person alive in the UK;would you try to fly a plane or sail a boat to find others, though you are not trained in...
on October 4th, 2008 |
One answer
| 2 people like this
Which jungle animal is the best player at poker?
on September 30th, 2008 |
2 answers
| 2 people like this
Its a lovely evening in the valleys tonight,d,ya fancy a walk up the mountain?
on September 19th, 2008 |
3 answers
| 5 people like this
What do you use to get dog dirt out of the sole of your shoe?
on September 19th, 2008 |
2 answers
| 1 person likes this
I live in wales, if i leave the door open tonight, do you think i'll get burgled?
on September 17th, 2008 |
8 answers
| 5 people like this
What noise is worst from next door,mad kids or barking dog?
on September 17th, 2008 |
3 answers
| 2 people like this
Anybody ever caught a fly out of thin air with one hand?
on September 17th, 2008 |
4 answers
| 1 person likes this
Theres a cockrel i can hear off in the distance & a dog howling next door(really annoyin) can you hear any animals at this moment?
on September 14th, 2008 |
5 answers
| 3 people like this
Is your bf/husband always at work & if so, whats the best time to come over?
on September 13th, 2008 |
5 answers
| 3 people like this
Do you have the time
on September 12th, 2008 |
10 answers
| 4 people like this
Whatever happened to estee lauder?
on September 10th, 2008 |
3 answers
| 4 people like this
Am going in the bath,how long will it take to wash the old sixpack?
on September 10th, 2008 |
4 answers
| 4 people like this
I really fancied eggs for tea,but wifey dont like the smell,is it legal to marry a chicken?
on September 10th, 2008 |
3 answers
| 3 people like this
Have you ever been to mc'donalds & asked for chicken lips?
on September 9th, 2008 |
4 answers
| 4 people like this
Who was scooby doo's mum?
on September 8th, 2008 |
3 answers
| 2 people like this
I been sitting here that long, my seat has got bum dimple,has yours?
on September 8th, 2008 |
3 answers
| 2 people like this
If a truck falls on my head, how am i going to get a load of my mind?
on September 8th, 2008 |
4 answers
| 4 people like this
Ive got half an hour before i go in the bath,how am i gonna wash my back?
on September 8th, 2008 |
One answer
Why cant we all just mindread,it saves a lot of this typing,my fingers are killing me?
on September 8th, 2008 |
4 answers
| 4 people like this
My sense of humour has been missing for 24hrs now,shall i call the police?
on September 8th, 2008 |
10 answers
| 7 people like this
For all those that helped me with my microwave,you are all welcome to sunday dinner,which do u prefer,beef or chicken?
(veggies can be...
on September 7th, 2008 |
2 answers
| 2 people like this
Help,what can i put in my microwave to get rid of the curry smell?
on September 7th, 2008 |
5 answers
| 2 people like this
Having just washed out my cats litter box,do you think i should leave it half full with water & see what happens?
on September 7th, 2008 |
7 answers
| 5 people like this
Cant beleive this,now a flys gone up my nose,whats happening tonight?
on September 6th, 2008 |
One answer
Big spider sat in my chair when i went to the loo,what shall i do?
on September 6th, 2008 |
8 answers
| 5 people like this
My daughters now a goth & shes watching shrek 2, do you think its a phase?
on September 6th, 2008 |
3 answers
| 1 person likes this
And why dont they let teddy bears work on a building site?
on September 6th, 2008 |
One answer
| 2 people like this
Damn that was good,now do you remember me?
on September 6th, 2008 |
2 answers
| 1 person likes this
Cmon then, where do you weigh whales?
on September 6th, 2008 |
3 answers
| 3 people like this
Kids,who,d have them eh?
on September 6th, 2008 |
5 answers
| 4 people like this
Have you ever ram raided a sheep farm?
on September 6th, 2008 |
no answers
My body is all full of funny bones & one serious one, which is that?
on September 6th, 2008 |
One answer
Why didnt god use adams common sense to make eve instead?
on September 6th, 2008 |
One answer
| 2 people like this
My daughters going to a goth concert tonight,shall i try her new eyeliner while shes gone?
on September 6th, 2008 |
One answer
Right i've fixed the door,what next?
on September 6th, 2008 |
no answers
Can we jut overlook the fact you dont like me anymore & have a nice day?
on September 6th, 2008 |
2 answers
| 1 person likes this
Do vampires get toothache?
on September 6th, 2008 |
6 answers
| 4 people like this
Thats it, my work is done g'nite all,any offers to join me?
on September 5th, 2008 |
One answer
I just cant leave AB till i find that one good question can you?
on September 5th, 2008 |
2 answers
| 3 people like this
I should go to bed
and lay down my head
but why cant I?
on September 5th, 2008 |
5 answers
| 4 people like this
Have always wondered what its like to have a --------
on September 5th, 2008 |
10 answers
| 4 people like this
If I died & they took my brain out what do you think they would find? not the obvious answer please feel free to be imaginative
on September 5th, 2008 |
8 answers
| 7 people like this
Missgive or misstake?
on September 5th, 2008 |
One answer
Do you want to hear a joke about a nose?
on September 5th, 2008 |
3 answers
| 2 people like this
Is it me, or do things get more serious as times go on?
on September 5th, 2008 |
3 answers
| 2 people like this
Have you ever been to a gay scottish darts match where the referee shouts gaym on, no offence boys
on September 5th, 2008 |
One answer
| 1 person likes this
I just been kissed & told she loves me, has this happened to you recently?
on September 4th, 2008 |
4 answers
| 2 people like this
It would take 3 seconds to say I love you, but take 3 years to explain why, do you agree?
on September 4th, 2008 |
One answer
Has anyone had 3 different dreams at the same time like i did last night?
on September 4th, 2008 |
One answer
| 1 person likes this
Do you think a mothers bond with a child is stronger than the fathers?
on September 3rd, 2008 |
4 answers
Anyone got any good invention ideas for me to work on?
on September 2nd, 2008 |
3 answers
| 2 people like this
The terrible wet weather were having in the UK has prompted me to make a wetsuit for my cats, do you think I could sell them as a business?
on September 2nd, 2008 |
4 answers
| 2 people like this
I am going out to the pub today would anyone like to guess when they think i'ii be back?
on August 30th, 2008 |
One answer
| 1 person likes this
When i have a party why do i find the kitchen top more comfy to sit on that the sofa?
on August 28th, 2008 |
3 answers
| 2 people like this
Using your imagination, what do you think you would get if you crossed a cat with a fox?
on August 28th, 2008 |
2 answers
Whats best, washing dishes or drying?
on August 28th, 2008 |
no answers
| 4 people like this
Apart from,Simmons,Pitney,Wilder, can you name another famous Gene?
on August 26th, 2008 |
5 answers
| 2 people like this
What defines a monster
on August 4th, 2008 |
3 answers
| 2 people like this
Whats the best smell you can wake up to in the morning?
on August 4th, 2008 |
no answers
| 3 people like this
Do you think synchronised swimming is entertaining to watch?
on August 4th, 2008 |
One answer
Do you think you could make money out of your singing ability?
on August 4th, 2008 |
5 answers
| 5 people like this
Which family member is the worst person to visit you?
on August 3rd, 2008 |
6 answers
| 3 people like this
Do you think we will ever run out of questions to ask?
on August 3rd, 2008 |
20 answers
| 7 people like this
What do you get if a piano falls down a mineshaft
on August 3rd, 2008 |
4 answers
My wifes going away for 2 weeks what shall i do with my time while shes gone?
on August 3rd, 2008 |
3 answers
| 2 people like this
Do people on AB prefer a funny answer or a straight one to OTB questions?
on August 3rd, 2008 |
One answer
Do you think the british have a different sense of humour to the US & if so where is my cat?
on August 3rd, 2008 |
One answer
| 1 person likes this
Why is it when someone asks me to do something i dont really want to , i end up saying yes anyway, does anyone else do that?
on August 3rd, 2008 |
3 answers
Can anyone see an aeroplane outside right now?
on August 3rd, 2008 |
4 answers
| 2 people like this
Ive just been kissed, have you?
on August 2nd, 2008 |
7 answers
| 7 people like this
What was the last thing you drew with a pencil & was it any good?
on August 2nd, 2008 |
no answers
| 3 people like this
Go on be honest whos scratching their butt right now?
on August 2nd, 2008 |
4 answers
| 1 person likes this
If you put your head out of the window now what do you see
on August 2nd, 2008 |
9 answers
| 6 people like this
Are you sitting comfortably
on August 2nd, 2008 |
5 answers
| 1 person likes this
Is it true that your nose hair is connected to your eyelash cos when i pull one out i cry
on August 2nd, 2008 |
2 answers
| 2 people like this
Can anyone give me a funny answer to this question?
on July 31st, 2008 |
3 answers
| 4 people like this