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What comes in two's? one each of everything :)

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What could you go for? (right now) a pee, brb :)

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How about a Good Morning Kiss? depends on if it was a good night :)

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What is the one thing you do not understand about the human race? the inability just to get along with each other :)

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"I have Asperger syndrome". Now, what is your initial reaction? rather you than me :)

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What is the term for the shortest distance between two points? closest, duh :)

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Ain't it nice to be insane? No one asks you to explain. weeeeeeeeeeee so what made you become a a nutter then?, there thats corrected that statement :)

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Have you ever wanted to be in two places at the same time? oh yes, many many many times!!

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What if you could go to heaven for 6 months and to hell for six months? then you could choose the way in which to live your life:)

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Do you find yourself in impossible relationships? me and cameron diaz are finding it really hard :)

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Can you accomplish anything you want? probably not, but thats why we try to see for ourselves if we are capable of acheiving not only our wants, but our needs.

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I am 38 yr F. Today when I return from work I found my husband making love to our Pekingese/Beagle. I am so scared, last night I slept in a motel, what should I do? i dunno wats going on here but with such opinions & outrageous comments i would be curious for Dr D.Jay to put a face to this on his avatar to show the world exactly what the kind of person looks like who can actualy comment on raping another human being, we can all hide behind doors

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If you could teach me something, what would you teach me? sheep shearing, i wouldnt be any good tho but it sounds a laff, and we not get cold at wintertime:)

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Do you use a letter opener to open your mail? no need the wife gets there first :)

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4 words you never want to hear? it's your round mate:)

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Does yellow underwear require less washing?(Humour please) are you taking the p--s out of my pants by asking this question :)

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Which type bed do you prefer to SLEEP in - twin, full, queen or king? king size with memory foam mattress, always try to make sure there's enough room for 3 if i get lucky :)

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When questioning your own sanity, what do you ask yourself? women eh, u can't live without em, and you can't live with the sister too :)

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If you could grow ANYTHING on the tree outside your house (aside from money), what would it be? it would be blonde for starters :)

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What is the worse thing you can do in a job interview? take your mum:)

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When questioning your own sanity, what do you ask yourself? how the hell did i get into this situation :)

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Have you been manipulated yet today? tried & failed but tomorrows another day, never give up :)

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What do guys talk about when there are no females around? the truth:)

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What motivates you to keep your home tidy? the wifes whip :)

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I have received an email which tells that my mail ID has been selected for a prize money of $1,000,000......from toyota promotional fund org...n they have asked me 2 contact. CHINA CITIC BANK.Now what should i do? if you opened the mail before you scanned it i suggest you clean your drive & do some enquiries, when a bank is declaring 60% net profit over the year they're taking someones money, make sure its not yours :)

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I am incredibly bored, can someone please tell me something interesting, anything, i am really bored. scientists have just discovered see through frogs or glass frogs as they're calling them,& "space.com" is a fascinating website :)

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Are the fruits of my neighbor's tree that are overhanging my yard mine? yeh unless he asks you to pick them for him/her otherwise he would be trespassing if he got them him/herself:)

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What do you say when I say pink? "its just you & your hand tonite", a favourite song of my ex :)

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Where are all the places you have lived? sutton-in -ashfield nottingham ogmore vale bridgend nant-y-moel bridgend cwmparc treorchy

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What is it too late to do? run to the shop for more beer cos they're shut :)

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Look around, what is the first yellow object you see? how did you know i was squeezing a pimple in the mirror, thats uncanny :)

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Are you happily or unhappily single? shanel, i jus broke up wiv my girl of 6yrs & am now unhappily single but i am getting used to doing things my way now, i clocked your artwork & i have to say you got a real talent there young lady, wonderful stuff, thanks for sharing :)

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How many animals are in the world i dont know where you got to but i seem to have lost you, ah well take care spk soon hopefully :)

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What do guys think of girls who give it up right away? on the first date, or first time meeting someone... nah thats no good, wheres the excitement, the thrill of the chase, the bonding, that feeling you get the next day badly wanting to see that person again, first times can be dissapointing & then you miss out on all the really good stuff, the stuff that makes you feel great :)

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I have a date with a one eyed girl tomorrow night. Do you have any advice for me? yeh, take the thought away about being one eyed & just enjoy her company :)

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What does it mean when a guy's nipple is kinda tender? too many nylon shirts, the friction causes whats known as niprash, try cotton :)

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How do you feel about invasion of privacy??* if her sister walked in on us i cant see a problem :)

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What helps a relationship to go longer..? viagra in some cases :)

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Whats the weirdest thing that has ever happened to you at a fast food restaurant? it took about half an hour to get served :)

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Boo - did I scare you? whoa you did me, creeping up from behind like that, i nearly had a heart attack :)

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What do you consider a secret? not telling :)

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How many animals are in the world not much really, i been decorating the house, weathers been awful here so no summer walks to do, hey are you still working now ?

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I say, "lights on", you say.......? not really that bothered :)

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Can you guess what i'm thinking right now? youre thinking, i wonder how long it will take for someone to answer this question :)

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How many animals are in the world i been adapting to a single status after 6 yrs, decorating the house, me & the others get together & argue about who does what in the house, i get to clean the loo,i wish in was stronger & more stubborn when it comes to these decisions, what bout you anything good happen lately for you:)

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Anyone know what those purple boxes are that I see hanging in the trees along the roadway. I've seen them in Ohio, PA, Maryland and West Virginia. i think there designer squirrel boxes, the latest fashion in animal welfare :)

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Are you tough as nails? toenails yeh :)

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Why are some oceans blue and why are some green? depends on how much algae live in there, the more salty seas (blue) reflect the sky, the more oxygen filled waters breed green algae by the bucketload & overpower the colour of the sky :)

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How many animals are in the world 465,000,000,000 not an easy task but thanks for keeping me occupied while i was bored for half an hour:)

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What would you like your job title to be? Sir :)

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Name one animal that lives in subzero climate! wood frogs :)

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My mother always said _________________ a lot:)

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How would you describe your skills as a swimmer? from the top to the bottom i'm a bloody expert :)

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Why aren't fingers and toes equal? they are we got 10 of each :)

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Will wrist watches ever become obsolete? not until we get time on our hands :)

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Have you ever been electrocuted? it's funny but not yet, even though i've got my wires crossed :0

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When's the last time a promise to you was broken? till death do us part :(

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Woke up this morning and__________(Fill the Blank) thought sod it, so went back to sleep :0

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What was the last thing you doubted? my ability to stop drinking :)

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What is something that is difficult to be contained? on a topical note, swine flu it seems :)

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Ladies, your breasts are getting a bit saggy...does your significant other still love them? i'm 4'10 the wifes 6'2, its better now i dont have to deal with the whiplash :)

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How much does your mood vary within a day? quite a bit with all the different people i meet, its those who dictate it :)

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Can you tolerate attitude? easy, i find it amusing:)

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What would you do, if your tv walked over to you and slapped you in the face? that was a strange episode :)

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If there were a headline in the newspaper about you, what would you like it to say? lucky bastard wins 400 million dollars :)

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What kind of clothes are you wearing? i just been auditioning for the next local play, Tarzan & Jane, loinclothes are not the most comfortable attire :)

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What's the last thing you helped someone with? i helped my ex move into her new place so she could be with her girlfriend, i must be mad :(

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Do you own or rent where you currently live? Which one is better? Why? i own n it's ok least i know it's mine :)

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What is you're favourite quote? if you're gonna go mad don't do it in my back yard :)

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I wish my.....................was smaller? u think so, there not enuff room in there for the peeps i care about, i hjust cant please evryone :)_

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Have you ever found a gold nugget? nearest i come to that is a sweetcorn if you get my drift :)

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What is something you have done to somebody for revenge? u really dont want to know :)

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What is exactly is a 'near miss'? when your aim is'nt exactly as planned ouch! :)

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The roofs on fire!!! What should I do? take photos, be sum good pics there :0

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What saying do you think is the most romantic? i will love you above all others for the rest of my life and this will always be till my dying day :)

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Who is more handsome? Bush or Osama? defo bush :)

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I wish my.....................was smaller? heart:)

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What's the most obvious thing about you? you mean the thing that sticks out the most, depends how i'm feeling :)

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How much do you trust yourself to do the right thing? right thing seems to be the wrong thing most of the time so i just make it up as i go along :)

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How much will you rate (out of 10) for your intelligence? i give myself a 10 just to make me feel good :)

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How much is an 2.26ct Engagement white Diamond Ring 14k Gold worth? bugger all in todays faithless society :)

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My spaghetti sauce tastes too tomato-y. Is there a way to tone it down? 2 toms instead of 3 :)

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What's your favorite mode of transportation besides a car? bed hopping :)

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What gets hot? the sun :)

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What's one thing that might get chased? your nose when its running :)

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What's something unusual to do on a date? take your girl/boy friend :)

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Do you think I should, or should not? dont deny urself you may regret it as long as its safe:)

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Wouldn't it be amazing if stalls in public restrooms were sound proof? its a poop muzzler device you wanna invent ouch :)

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What might have a horn? the devil :0

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What might someone bat? a century :)

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What might you be doing, when you tie a knot? bursting for a pee :)

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Tell Me something you have never told anyone else? i think i've found a way to become invisible but you not seen me ok :)

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When you go shopping,how often do you end up with the shopping cart with the one crazy wheel that goes all over the place except straight. i must be the exception cos i get the one good wheel & 3 bad ones, i never make it to the entrance,i end up in mcdonalds next door:)

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How many licks does it take to get to the end of the ___________? pink lollipop :)

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Do you have a "loud talker" at work? If so, how annoyingdo you find it? we had a bloke called sniffer once, my god we all thought he'd swallowed an amplifier,but he was gr8 at getting the first round in at a busy pub :)

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My bf and I are very sexual, and do role play etc. He knows I was sexually abused by my "dad" and he tried to do this same role play. I got totally upset and it turned him on more, he say's I need to do this to confront this & to heal. Is this healthy? load of bollox, my ex had the same awful trauma & that stuff is not a game to be repeated over, plz get counselling if you have not already,i dont know if it helps but plz try

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If you lost your left testicle would your right testicle still be your right testicle? well its not gonna be the wrong testicle now is it :)

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If you came home one day and found all your furniture had been placed on the roof, what would you think? well done missus, that'd bugga up the bailiffs :)

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Wine and _________ go great together. a great big open roaring log fire out in the middle of nowhere in a lush log cabin wearing nowt but a sheepskin rug settled down with the one you love :)

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Whats the loudest man made noise on earth? obviously you never met the ex :)

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What Was The Last Thing That You Gripped Tightly?* well two just covers it but you know sometimes a third is quite handy :)

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How tall would you guess I am in this picture? its usually the tibia that gives it away but looking at your ulna its a guess between 5'10 & 6' i would say more on 6' & the long fingers area a clue too im guessin you got a musical talent i dunno:)

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What Was The Last Thing That You Gripped Tightly?* what with one hand or two ;)

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I feel very goofy right now, what can I do to change the way I feel? i know what u mean i feelin kinda micky mouseish, very eerie :)

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When was the last time you got high? had to go up ladder today to fix a ceiling tile :)

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What 3 words do you NOT say after sex? it needs work :)

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What do you think of, when you look out your window? dunno cant see thru it, i'd betta get the windolene out :)

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I never met a _____________ I didn't like. elephant:)

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How can I tell if Im addicted to pain meds? ok i tell u my weekend plan 1. sat morn/aft decorating my bedroom 2 going out sat nite to see a mates band play 3 sun morn/aft decorating bedroom 4 sun night just chillin i rekon simple easy livin keepin me young at heart :)

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Who is the world's best hide and seek champion? lord lucan :)

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I say hi, you say_________? how old are you ?

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What are the signs of hating? the knife in the backs a good clue :)

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If God didn't make the earth, what did? I believe He did. I would like to know what others think of how it was made. Thanks :) how the heck can one man have such big hands to make a world, i not bein funny but think bout it, it all to do with atoms n stuff,u see amgnet n how things metallic stick to it n get bigger, imagine that on a scale that we cannot comprehend :)

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I wish I never _________________? had that vasectomy:)

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What would u do if a person whom u love the most cheat on u? i question myself on why this had happened, obviously i had not given enough attention to the one i love for this is the reason that others stray :)

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How can i tell if someone is developing and addiction to pian pills? playground thing wats that, a trampoline, swing or jus some poor kid from the neighbourhood, shame u still workin tho, i hate to laff but i'm not, my plan for the wekend, that be a secret as i don't want to get you into troubls sssssssssssssshhhhhhhhh :)

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What's the best way to scare a flock of hippies off of your property? burn the bloody tents :)

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What is the most romantic thing you could think of to say to someone?....who would it be? it can be so easy to say yet so hard to do, thats the difference :)

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What is the most romantic thing you could think of to say to someone?....who would it be? if i could bow my head like a muslim does at mecca, i would bow my head to the goddess known as rebecca, :)

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Why Do Women Get Cheaper Auto Insurance Rates Than Men? cos they don earn as much as men, its a sexist world so we have to deal with it :)

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What is the most romantic thing you could think of to say to someone?....who would it be? i get myself in so much shit to this i cant deny, although i do my very best, the best i do is try :)

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What is the most romantic thing you could think of to say to someone?....who would it be? this is where it all goes wrong to test a bards phonecker, so i do my best to rhyme upon the name which is rebecca :)

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What is the most romantic thing you could think of to say to someone?....who would it be? it would be, i will share your sorrow, i will share your pain , i will share your burdens, i will share your name, i will share your passion, i will share your life, i will share your loyalty, will you be my wife :)don know who to tho :)

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If you could have just one thing given to you right now, other than money, what would it be? ur avatar answers this question for me :)

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How can i tell if someone is developing and addiction to pian pills? kick them see if it hurts:)

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Get out of my dreams, and into my ____________. cupboard, before the boyfriend gets back :)

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Tell me 5 things about yourself that most people don't know... i will now, i certainly got something to keep my mind occupied, btw is that wat u do for work like go on ab :)

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Tell me 5 things about yourself that most people don't know... well its my time for me to get my head down if ur happy wiv that ;) but i spose its ur daytime so g'nite form here but g'mornin to you, have a gud day, say hello 2mrw or ignore me anyway x

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Tell me 5 things about yourself that most people don't know... only time will tell, the test is if u answer me 2mrw then u can be sure, cos if u dont like it then silence will fill the void :)

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Tell me 5 things about yourself that most people don't know... no problem, and to be fair i am glad that i,m the only person to do this for you today, a littel mystery n confusion never hurt anyone :)

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Tell me 5 things about yourself that most people don't know... y oxoginaoxo, dont u like bisto or asda gravy, i knoe it daft question but i gotta ask :)

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What is the last name of the person you miss the most? davis :(

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What are tampons for? to give the girls a break from us men :)

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Complete the sentence: I wish I had never______________ i wish i had never fell in love with a lesbian ;(

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Is your bedroom relaxing and heavenly? my bedrooms a mess at the mo cos i decoratin but webn i dun its gonna be the place of anyones dreams :)

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Have you ever been afraid of YOURSELF and what you might do? yes!

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Have you ever dropped anything & then thought,where the hell did that go? it happened to me earlier wen cooking my bacon, but i was starvin :)

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Tell me 5 things about yourself that most people don't know... i have quintaple personality syndrome :)

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Something you might find yourself licking other than a stamp! i was jus askin if u was havin a nice evening & my name is michael, hello :)

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What is the first thing that comes to mind when I say "single"? lonely :(

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A______has just_____me and made me______my_______ a joker has just called me and made me pee my pants:)

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If someone called you a horse, would you be offended or would you take it as a compliment? depends if i got my clothes on or not :)

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What is the cause of itching when you dont have dry skin it is just a little tingle what makes you want to itch? jeez i forgot her name now :)

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I say "pretty boy" you say? ur a good parrot if u can type, thers money in that :)

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Do you answer incoming cell calls from "unknown numbers"? nope it jus means trouble :)

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For Michael Jackson doubters. Have you changed your mind since hearing seeing all the heartfelt tributes from many well known people around the world who knew him personally or do you still believe the worse about him. Surely so many couldn't be wrong? ever heard of the bandwagon :0

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Can you name some thing which is shorter than you? danny de vitos suits :)

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I'm FREEZING! How can I keep warm? move to los angeles :)

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A "Welcome" mat at your front door is somewhat cliched. Can you give me an alternate message? (Humor "welcomed") dogpoo checking station :)

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Mind if I eat your shoes? as long as my feets not in them :)

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Men: What is your favorite part of the woman's anatomy....minus the vajay-jay small of the back, inner thigh & shoulders, soz i cant choose between them so like the greedy sod i am i want all 3 :)

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What was the first thought that came into your head this morning? SHIT,work :)

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What is the height of stupidity? my boss is about 6'2" :)

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After partying on the patio all night, did you ever wake up in a lawn chair with a strange dog licking your face? it's a good job u had your shorts on mate, count yourself lucky :)

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How can i start writing a sonnet? a pen or pencils a good start, but seriously do the homework read a book which does that stuff & go from there,u may surprise yourself:)

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Michael Jackson or Farrah Fawcett? dead even as far as i can see :(

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What muscles do you like stimulated? my love muscle :)

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Who is the closest person to you right now (as in physical distance)? i think its great grandad joe, very spooky, i wish he'd stop banging the bedroom floor tho :)

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If they told you i was dead and some years later you saw me in the street, how would you react? i'd ask for my money back for the flowers :)

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If you had a pet snake what would you call it? monty:)

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Do you EVER send food back in a restaurant when it's NOT to your liking (since they say cooks will retaliate if you do by doing something to it; like spitting in it. . . .or worse!)? i've done it & if you decide to enforce the standard you are able to request watching the food being made, not many know this & not many establishments decline:)

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Where would find an anchor? describe the location or what the anchor might be attached to. on a box of butter:)

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Is there anything you can do perfectly? i can spell aphrodisiacally is that ok:)

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Would you sing a duet with me at the local karaoke bar? i got no probs with that:)

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When did you first really feel like an adult? jeez, i not got there yet, give me time:)

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What's the first thing that comes to mind when I say "history"? seems to repeat itself dont you think:)

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Where can I watch Big Brother UK when it starts in June 2009? I am in the US. quite welcome here if you can afford the air fare:)

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Are you a funny person or a "stick in the mud?" ummmm...loll i think i'm funny cos most people seem to laff when i,m around:)

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What is the biggest improvement you have made? 2 inches thru a new wonder drug called "supersized me" my lifes not been the same since:)

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Have you ever caught someone, peeping through your windows? thru the car window when i was younger yeh, my girl & i were 69ing at the back so they got a right eyeful:)

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What is there an abundance of where you live? lesbians

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When's it best to go it alone? when you need a poo:)

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When do you begin to drift away? when the rudder breaks:)

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What was the first thing you thought of this morning? my 1st thought was "does the wife still love me"?

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When's it best to go it alone? all the time, go by your decisions & then you can blame no one else:)

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Why do men hate the question: "what are you thinking about?" cos the answer is never "me":)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? cos if it were an egg it would have been a rollover:)

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Have you ever had an audience? 2500 people came to a gig of our band when i was younger, thats the biggest, but we did one at alocal pub once & got about 15, rock'n roll has it's ups & downs:)

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What could force you to give up a relationship with someone you love? great question moonie & good timing as i have just had to do this having wifey "came out" over the weekend :(

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Do YOU think you're a good singer? not blowing my trumpet so to speak, but i am one helluva singer seriously:)

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I have £80...how can i turn this into more money with the lowest possible risk..this means nothing illiegal or buying shares.? put it on a one horse race at 2 to 1:)

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What's the first thing you think of when I don't say "Illinois"? is that 3 big L's or 3 big I's not applicable, but it was my 1st thought anyway:)

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Can you think of something which you do and need two hands for sure? i don't do it of course, but the wife's neck comes to mind sometimes:)

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What is the name of the cat that has your tongue? (Humor welcome) am struggling on that one but I can name one that jumps on your tackle "Claude Balls":)

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Is 1 lonelier than A? not really, A has got B for a mate & 1 has 2,so they're the same:)

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Why am i so unhappy?humour welcome :) are you smiling but standing on your head,is that it:)

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Can you type the answer to this question with your nose? i,ve tried but the keyboard is too far away:)

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What would you consider to be the strangest thing you do? marry a dead person & live happily ever after:)

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How many actual geniuses are there in the world both males and females today in the year of 2009 right now? there are about 456,000 of us:)

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Whats the very first thought that came in to ur head when u opened ur eyes this morning bugga,now i gotta wait 5 minutes before i can pee:)

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What would you do if you found a pack of cigarettes in your son or daughter's room? check my wallet:)

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If you were a software program...what 'glitch' would you constantly be experiencing? pop-ups in the adult sections:)

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Guys, would you get your eyebrows plucked/waxed into a thin arch if your girlfriend/wife asked you to? yes, as long as she did what i asked of her:)

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If there are aliens then why do they only abduct the drunk farmers, wayward rednecks, and the occasional field partier? Why not go for the world leaders? aliens are not stupid you know, they're not going to get much sense from the latter are they,all they;ll get is lies & debauchery:)

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What makes a perfect kiss perfect? helluva lot of practice:)

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What is the longest thing you ever did? her name was helen,i think she was about 6'2:)

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What is an intresting fact you know about the "Lion"? best pint a beer you can get where i live:

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What is something that requires a Partner? to dance:)

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Can you describe in a few words that anticpation of that fist kiss coming towards you with someone new? nope, sorry I just don't think there's a word which can describe it,it's a sensory thing that cannot be explained & to my mind any word would not even come close :)

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Why is my goldfish so scared of people, she is always hidding and almost never comes to the top, even during feeding, and how do i make things more comfortable for her? her mum was probably one of those government tested spyfish that swam the oceans with mini cams on their backs, under acknowleged but vital to world peace, she's ok she's just doing what she's been trained for,don't worry:)

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How can you tell if a frog is male or female and what is the different color? the female will undoubtedly be the loudest of the two:)

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Will you kiss your dead mother goodbye on her funeral? most certainly & i shall also whisper in her ear stating what a wonderful start in life she gave me & thanks for all the love & beleif she had in me when others had not:)

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Can you name a thing which is 'groovy'? my grandmas face:)

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Why? (answer with whatever you can think of. Why is the greatest question you can ever ask) because it can have so many answers to it:) Q.Why did you do that? A. i duuno 'cos i felt like it seemed like a good idea at the time it was an accident jeez,i could go on forever:)

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Do you include a tip when paying a traffic ticket? is this something that happens on another planet,cos it sure don't happen to me down here:)

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When I mention music, what comes to mind? a song:)

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Who would you die for if you had too? only my daughter

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Is there more to you than just your looks? greta body,great personality,very witty, wonderful conversationalist, it's just a shame i was born so ugly cos the others have got me nowhere:)

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What organ girls have two but cows have four?(pls be gentle) stomachs,yes girls have 2 stomachs,one to rest food in & the other to clean the toilet after you:)

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What part of the man has no bone but has muscles, has lots of veins, like pumping, & is responsible for making love?(pls be gentle) the brain,without it you're going nowhere

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Sex OR Masturbation? gotta be the first one, but the others quite handy:)

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What are 3 of your favorite vegetables? potatoes,onions & broccoli, i don't like long veg like cucumbers cos they make me feel kind of inadequate:)

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Why do they make shopping carts with one bad wheel that always pulls to the right or left? because not everybody is ambidextrous:)

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Recent reports of a primate who collected rocks in his cage to later throw at victims durring buisness hours is the first animal who has shown an ability to plan ahead. anyone else think we're undercrediting animals? that is truly amazing,but you can never underestimate evolution:)

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Anything you heard today that surprised you? yeah,the firms gonna spend £665.00 to send me on a course for auditing,why can't they just give me the money & i'll work it out:)

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Have you ever fallen asleep in the middle of making love,lol? misunderstandings will occur,no probs,end of:)

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What is something you do that makes time pass by before you know it ? Hobbies ex... drive past big ben:)

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What is something that beeps? road runner, beep,beep:)

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How do you keep the spice alive in your life? Your relationship? i do beleive that women lose the spice sooner than men & to combat this the man should take actions so as to not let this happen,forget about the chocolates & flowers,if he really knew his women he should know what interests her, this is the beginning & he should not be afraid to give the most simple or inexpensive gift/surprise amid the fear of rejection,the thought is always the...

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What were you doing at12 last midnight? writing poetry:)

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What was the most tear jerking moment of your life that didn't involve death? Positive or negative. when they found ET by the riverbed all shrivelled & grey:)

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How can I speak louder so that people can actually hear me? shout:)

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Don't sleep in...(finish the sentence). just get in:)

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Do you consider the "seduction" romantic? sosueme,i am not of your kind!

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Do you consider the "seduction" romantic? sosueme, do not judge me by your own standards!

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Do you consider the "seduction" romantic? this is so not true & this sounds like defamation of character to me, now this has really pissed me off,you know boys can be friends with girls without wanting anything back,is there any reason why you judge others by your own standards!

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Have you ever fallen asleep in the middle of making love,lol? sadly i have to sleep now, but know you this,you will be my last thought in my mind before i briefly leave this world,g'night becca x:)

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If you had to choose between the power of writing a poem or the ectasy of a poem un-written, which would you choose? to write such a a poem is to be learned in life, to know of it's errors it's trouble & strife just the beginning not known where to start, theres only one reason it comes from the heart:)

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When things get bad, I mean really bad, do you become weakened, or do you find strength? dawn, do ya know when things get really bad you gotta look at it as a phase, all thru life theres good & bad times,treat them as the same, there really is no difference,stay focused but stay strong & don't let anyone hack at your own ideals, you are what you are & others are not there to judge,you just do the best you can & that is quite enough:)

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Besides toothpaste, name something that comes in a tube? to all of the gods i stand in awe & swear, send me all your demons my teeth to you i'll bear though i am not afraid of your evil working ways for good is on my side, all throughout my days:) you got me on a very poetic night tonight sorry:)

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Have you ever fallen asleep in the middle of making love,lol? i am really getting drunker:)

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Have you ever fallen asleep in the middle of making love,lol? a tortured soul tonight now this is what i am, i know i am meant more for this world there must have been a plan,

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Have you ever fallen asleep in the middle of making love,lol? hope you don't mind my poetic guise, flowing midst my veins, when i feel the urge i have to write to keep myself insane:)

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Do you consider the "seduction" romantic? to seduce is to conspire with your imagination to gain entry into a womans heart,there can be no greater task & no greater reward:)

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Are you wearing socks right now? If so what color? they are white with little grey bits on the bottom & may i just add they look quite fetching,it's just the hairy legs above that spoil their appearence:)

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Have you ever been "authorized" to enter? of course,i have never gone against a womans wishes:)

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Man is the only creature that refuses to be ________________. What? bound & shackled:)

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I am very tired but i also have a daunting maths paper sitting infront of me with a deadline of tomorow (i recieved it today) what should i do? do the math you wont regret it,sleep another day:)

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What is something that is or can be Elusive? the scarlett pimpernell:)

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Big Bird suddenly appears in your bedroom closet. You_______________ that'll be the wife then wanting to play hide & seek games you get the hell outta there:)

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What is the one question that you should never ask a woman? did you iron my best shirt for my mates stag night do? is diet pepsi ok?

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Are you okay revealing your age, weight and height? yeh:)

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Susan Boyle or Victoria Beckham? i'm sorry becks i know me & you have had some good times but your missus,she's just looking dreadful & susie, it's ok i'll put my efforts into lassie:)

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I met somebody today who was saying Nice things about you!!....who was it? this would either be the girl from the production office or the girl from the customer service dept or the bloke from planning, into which i will never venture again:)

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Would you ever stick your tongue up a girl's vagina? go to bed sweetie:)

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What are the words you want to hear? if you mean right now i wanna hear the words,darling forget about the washing up i'll do it later:)

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Besides toothpaste, name something that comes in a tube? a train:)

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Why is customer service such a dying art? no one seems to complain anymore,bad service seems to be expected nowadays:)

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Name a lesson you would always remember in life. french lesson at school,i could never forget Mademoiselle Fouvier,first true love of my life,didn't learn much french but she was such an eiffel :)

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Why are you looking so Pleased with yourself...? i just had a pay rise:)

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My profile name, "Falsified Hero" is a little alias of mine that I have had for a long time now, why do you think I chose this name? is it anagram & your real name is Forsheisa Field:)

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What was the last thing that you've stroked? the cat,but to tell the truth i had an itchy hand:)

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How do YOU pleasure yourself...? lols that's the beauty of finding the right woman,you can just please yourself by seeing or thinking of her:)

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Have you ever fallen asleep in the middle of making love,lol? absolute nightmare,never have and never will hopefully:)

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Can you think of any victimless crimes? my brothers fashion sense:)

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You jump out of a plane at 3,000 feet.What's the worst thing that can be in that pack on your back? a python:)

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What is something in nature that gives you great pleasure to see? i like to go out with my binoculars & keep an eye out for attractive looking birds, especially from the tit family, the great tit being a favourite of mine, rarely seen in public places but once viewed can have an enormous effect on me through sheer excitement of witnessing one of natures most beautiful creations,they usually hang around in pairs & have to be approached with stealth:)

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What do you call a person who surrenders when he is right? a husband:)

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Are you Fun to be with...? only for a short while,it's so hard keeping someone entertained for so long,but i do beleive though in that brief moment the fun experiences will long be remembered:)

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What languages do you speak? just 2, english & bad,though i am trying to learn a 3rd from my teenage daughter as i can't understand a word she says:)

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Did you know that maggots and leeches are still used on patients in hospitals today? yeh,but they're also used in insurance companies,did you know that:)

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Have you ever lost your direction? i once tickled the wifes armpit in bed,though i was drunk at the time does that count:)

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If you woke up and there was a Female right next to you, What would you do? accidently roll over:)

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What is the one thing that you would want your children to learn about life? how to become rich so they they can stop pestering me for money, oh & drive a car:)

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If you were to sit with me one evening and watch a movie, what would we watch?....your choice! if i were sat with you moonie,do you really think i would be interested in watching tele,i don't think so:

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What's your idea of a perfect honeymoon? 3 wives:)

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You have to join the Army or the Navy....choose. easy for me i can't swim:)

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♥♥♥ You and your GF/BF are alone on an Island and find nuffin but a bouncy bed! What is the first thing you gonna do? ♥♥♥ i,d have to test the mattress using a technique known as "whay hey ho & away we go" & i'd keep it away from any coconut trees,i just know the GF is gonna argue about which side she wants though,some things never change:)

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Do you think Susan Boyles has the best voice ever or is it her persona plus her voice that has created all this frenzy? she is living proof that that unpretty people rarely get the breaks, but you watch how they make her up for the next show,I am certainly expecting a different look,get ready for a surprise:)

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What's actually SEXY - Body or Mind? my mind & the wifes body:)

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Do you own something that on its "last leg"? i've got a "long John silver" pirate statue if that counts:)

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I'd like to order some rain. What would you like to order? could i have a slice of "good looking & hunky" pie please,not for me you understand but for my mate,thanks:)

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When, if ever, do you think it is okay to tell a lie? there has been a point in everyone's life where they've lied & obviously had their own reasons for it, lies are in our nature & take that away & another little bit of the human being goes missing,i can't say it's ok to lie but sometimes it's best to either spare anothers feelings or just bend the truth a bit,after all it's the truth that hurts most I...

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What is the point of love the point of love is to know you're not alone,especially through the bad times:)

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How would you decide any deed is good or bad? on the number of people it hurts:)

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"Can you help me think of an alternative to "in-laws" to refer to my wife's parents"? Bonnie & Clyde :)

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What are some tips for having more powerful orgasms if you were female i would say, come see me:)

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Do you like your S/O's toes? yeh,cos she likes me to suck on them,I thought this weird till she did it to me & my god it's erotic & so sensitive (clean feet is a must tho):)

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Why is the sky blue in the day time but dark at night because the sun is not reflecting the colour of the sea back up, any question for an answer look up Mickapedia:)

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Has anyone asked you a direct question on AB that you knew was meant for you? not yet as i know of:)

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As a male, what is the most feminine thing youve done? been dressed up as a woman (full make up) by 2 girls & go out in skegness for the night,what possesed me i do not know:)

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What can your shadow do that you can't? stroke a pigeon when the suns right:)

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Men and boys, do you ever race the toilet? nah,usually leaves me all flushed:)

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What is something that will never change about your personality? my sexual orientation:)

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How would you differentiate if a person was 'clever' or 'cunning'? look for the ones who say few words,clever people like to hear themselves talk:)

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Do you have a certain favorite mistake? my daughter:)

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What is the worst name for an airline? My choice is "Air Occidental". K.I.A. (Kamikaze international airways)

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What's the sexiest planet in the galaxy? i would say earth cos you can't beat a sexy homosapien female as far as i know:)

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When you think of a winner, who do you think of first? michael:)

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I am a notorious baragain hunter, how do you spend your money when shopping? i take the wife:)

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Can you honesty fit an apple in any part of your body other than your mouth? i dont fancy granny smith in those parts urrrghhhhhhh:)

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Can brakes defy gravity? on a lift they do:)

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Do you have an imaginary girlfriend/boyfriend? What do you think of having one? i,m sure we all have one to cater for our dark side:)

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Have you ever had a Freudian flip? yeh,but it went after a few days:)

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Whats a good Nickname for somebody with a Big Nose...? lol f--k nose:)

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What is the most effective form of communication verbal or visual? it is well documented 70% of the spoken word is misconstrued, whilst every picture tells a story which on the whole will be fact based:)

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What is your desire? moonie, i am a man of many desires,some of which are still left unfulfilled & i will continue to search for fulfilment & completion of my ever shortening list, this will render me with deep satisfaction upon my deathbed knowing some part of my journey had closure:)

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Zombies are trying to get into my house, what should I do? throw the cats out first & make a run for it:)

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Which famous person, would you like to ask a question? any famous overdosed dead person,I would ask why do it to yourself when you had so much to live for:)

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Men:Do you have a hair on your chest?.....Women:Do you like a man with hair on his chest? i have a hairy chest:)

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There is a buffaloe in your back yard...what do you do? move out of the praire & into the city:)

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Whats a good Nickname for somebody with a Big Head...? melontop:)

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Can you describe your current mood in 1 word? frustrated:(

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What is something that MOST men don't care about? painted toenails:)

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Do you know anybody with a tatoo on their penis? yes his name is shane, he has a star tattoed there & was very proud to show us all, he also says if it is rubbed fast enough it can glow in the dark,he says he his just waiting for a black hole to come & suck him in:)

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Sex or a movie and why? a movie,cos i've not seen one today:)

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Is there such a thing as drunk luck? yeh beer makes ugly people look better, you can get lucky with the opposite sex:)

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☺What's good girl name starting with A and ending with A ? ☺ azulapondria:)

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What are the main attractions in your hometown? her names Maria,she works in the pub:)

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What is an example of having an "open mind"? when your best mate tells you he's gay & says he fancies you, aaaarrrrrrrgh:)

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If you were a woman instead of a man (or vice versa), what would your life be like? damn easy if i were a woman:) controversy reigns

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How do you know when someone is paranoid? when they get no answer to their question & answer it themselves:)

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Do you believe in living together before marriage? it's just gotta be done,how else would you know if your'e really compatable, don't find out too late:)

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If there is no solution, what do you do? if all else fails,scratch your head & try to look in deep thought, impression is everything:)

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Why is snoring so god damn annoying? cos you can't get on with it without someone bashing you & waking you up:)

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How many of you -- men and women -- shave "down there"? well someones got to do it, tho she keeps asking why it takes so long, but i'm in no rush ;)

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How many of you -- men and women -- shave "down there"? well someone has to do it but she's always asking why it takes so long,i'm in no rush tho;)

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Where does space stop? when its full up :)

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How many of you -- men and women -- shave "down there"? sure do when the wife lets me,i get to do all the awkward bits:)

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If you were just laid off in this recession, and a position for Mortician Helper was being advertised. Would you consider applying for the job? uncannily,theres a job for life so why not:)

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If the mailman or the plumber, or the meter reader came to your door and was really hot, what are the chances you would actually 'do' them? the answers tell me i'm in the wrong job so much for hearsay,quick give me an occupation where this happens but not the obvious:)

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I like fresh ________. melons:)

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What is the happiest thing you can think of right now? Gubbins,my cat he's had his milk & purring away like no tomorrow:)

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What are two things you always keep in your pocket? my hands,was born just lazy:)

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What lies did your parents tell you growing up? (my mom told me that if i ate too much chocolate i would get warms...) my mum told me the milkman was my dad,not true, it was the ice cream man & i always wondered why i got free ice cream at weekends,better than milk tho:)

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So there's like 40 blackbirds sitting in a tree in my backyard right now. OMEN? nope just a murder of crows minding their business, but then again, you may be looking at them but what if they're looking at you how do we know & what evil thoughts are running through their little heads? keep the lights on after dark:)

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What mattress do you have memory foam , pocket sprung , which do you think is better i go for the pocket sprung cos i like sleeping in different positions & i also like the sound of the bed when in use:)

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Why do Marriage always kills the love? i,m sure we all feel like that now & again but there is an answer,pologamy just don,t let the others know:)

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Would you give up sex for a million bucks? i'll have too, it's cost me about that much over the past ten years:)

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If you wanted to make a confession right now, what would it be? i have feelings for another:)

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Times are tough. I might have to become a phone sex operator. What should my name be? Miss X, keep the mystery & imagination will do the rest;)

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If there's one in every crowd, which one are you? the special one:)

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Do you like your belly button? dunno, we been out on a couple of occasions but he seems more interested in chewing the cotton from my shirt:)

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What's on your bedside table? the cat,don't ask:)

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If you close your eyes and reach out, what are you touching? ok,i have been off for a while as i changed my internet provider & lost service for a wee while but now i'm back bit by bit:)

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If you could open your own restaurant, what would you name it? What type of food would you serve? MONSTER MUNCH & all my waiters/waitressess would dress up monster style & serve things like (frank & steins burger with chips) (dracula dessert) a bloody speciality, others include (werewolf waffles with extra mummy juice)for the light biters maybe a (sasquatch sandwich) for the kids (yeti spaghetti)aaaggggghhhh

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Have you ever peeked down a woman's shirt right in front of her? oh yes,worth the slap anytime, i once bet a girl 5 quid i could make her nipples hard without touching them, obviouslty i cheated but well worth the fiver:)

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What is the missing words? If you can't beat them ................ ............ pinch the football:)

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Can you name one thing you miss about being a kid? pocket money,the wife spends it all now:)

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If you close your eyes and reach out, what are you touching? nothing my hands are full,beer in one hand,mouse in the other,please don't ask how i'm managing to type:)Hi moonie x

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If you knew today was your last day to live-in fact, only one hour left-how would you spend that hour? Assumption: you are healthy, of sound mind and body-(don't ask me-I just write 'em) to put it bluntly i'd just try a s--g all day till it ended job done & for no reason other then to enjoy my last moments in the arms of another & the thought of knowing what i did last in my life was the thing i enjoy the most,well if it was on saturday then "Match of the Day" :)

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There are fines and jail for bad citizen, but there are no admiration/compensation to be a good citizen, why? good behaviour should have rewards as bad behaviour aims at getting rewards take rewards away from bad behaviour then good behaviour will prevail,everyone's looking for something:)

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Is the key under that mat? oh mrs cleaver,i gave you the spare to let yourself in anytime you feel,i can't have you grovelling on your knees with your hands under a grubby mat,pop in for tea sometime:)

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What's more important, where you are or who you are with? absolutely no point in being anywhere with someone you don't like pretending to be nice, how uncomfortable, you could never be yourself, give me good my choice of good company always:)

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If you could spend an hour with any historical figure other than Jesus, who would it be? jesse james

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Could somebody who is psychic please answer this question which has been bothering me all day? Thank you. yes there is a cure, but next time be more careful:)

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What's the worst thing you can sit on when naked? ants nest:0

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Would you rather be hilariously funny or drop-dead gorgeous? i must be so unlucky as i don't seem to have the choice :)

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Would you give up your sense of smell for one million dollars? yes, anything to endear me to the wifes homemade curry:0

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Can you sum up love in one word? trust:)

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When did you realize that "it's a small world after all"? when i saw the size of jupiter. it's massive:)

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What kind of learning do you find exciting? hands on experience in the field of human biology:)

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Are Electronic cigarettes safer than the original cigarettes? sure, as long as you unplug them first(saliva does'nt mix well):)

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Do you think it is weird for a guy to wear black fingernail polish? not really,just be careful with the hammer next time:)

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In bed do you always take charge? i take the bull by the horns & ride like the wind,not stopping till i get unsaddled,yee ha;)

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Name Something Every School has...? a headwitchstress:)

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What's your favourite quote? Where did you get it from? (can be from any source, such as books, movies, music, speeches) "if it aint dead, don't eat it" me at the sushi bar:)

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If I was your employee, what would be my job? And would it be part-time or full-time? could do with a good foreman,yuou know the old burly type who takes no crap:)

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Has anyone been born with two irises in one eye? Would that mean they also see from both? i was born in a flower shop does that count,i had double vision then:)

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What's your Bike like...? she not bad,moans a bit sometimes but good in the kitchen:)

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Name Something you Look through...? everything with my new cordian x-ray specs from mcenroe industries,don't forget "tell your friends":)

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What comes to mind when i say "dracula"? one of my mates at work,he really should go to the dentist:)

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Whats the Last Thing you Switched On...? eerrrrrrrrrr the computer:)

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Name Something you Jump on...? the bandwagon,i know loads who do that:)

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If you had to live on one Fruit for a month which would you choose? i,d make it new york, now there's a big apple:)

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How do I start an internet business? buy some internets cheap then sell them on for a higher price. another small solutions package from mcenroe industries, don't forget "tell your friends" :)

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What is 'a process' in measurement system a process of any kind is the route from beginning to the end of a action, that must be adhered too to complete the task, e.g. step 1 take out ruler step 2 measure piece step 3 record measurement step 4 if measurement correct then "yes continue" if no stop cutting step 5 check ruler calibration check cutting implement/machine calibration step 6 correct fault ...

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Are pie really square? I always thought they were round. it's a good point, what about foot,mile,root, it is time that someone recognised these little errors & we should all join forces to put these things right:)

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What is the first thing you think of when I say "flu"? kung flu, a very nasty cold that can knock you out in one blow:)

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Have you ever had a Lie-Detector Test administered on you...? every day with the wife,it's uncanny i cannot get away with anything:)

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What do you think the silliest fear is? pork pie phobia :)

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What will you find at a Paint Store? exorbitent prices:)

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What if everything in the world was free? it would be a free world:)

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Why am i never taken seriously? yeh they grow up so fast it's mad,i spent time with my daughter on saturday & i,d not seen her for since xmas, only a short time but she so smart & acting grown up lie i can't beleive she's mine:)

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Do you know who said: You cannot simultaneously prevent and prepare for war. being a good trainer means you don't teach everything.There is no coming to consciousness without pain. Sex is the most fun you can have without laughing. sounds a bit like Oscar Wilde to me:)

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Are you a member of the mile high club ???? and did you get caught does the mile long club count while in the back of the car & no never got caught:)

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Who would you want to be stuck on an island with? robinson crusoe would be handy:)

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How would you rather die, drowning or on fire? could we get a nicer option for a change like "heart attack on the nest":)

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What would your last words like to be before you die? Hi, to a dead family member or friend waiting for me (hopefully)

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Why are people so afraid of death? What is there to worry about after you're gone? i don,t think were afraid of it we just accept it could happen any time, no matter how precautious you can be,i worry more about what i'll leave behind, if I,m young, the kids,if i'm old who gives s s--t:)

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I heard of a procedure whereby you have your testicals removed for the purposes of research, and are paid $60,000 per testical. Supposedly, you still produce semen afterward, but would be unable to produce children. Would you do it? why do they want tor research testicles for,if you give me a sexy nurse she can research them as much as she wants without cutting them off:)

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What sort of car do you drive? and if you had lots of money what sort of car would you like to drive? toyota corolla 1.6 hatchback, if i had lots of money i'd get a range of different cars so i wouldn't get bored with the one:)

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What is something with a red light on it? an electric meter, funny that,a meter to tell you how much you use & then tney put a light on it to use more,i love little things like that,so sneaky:)

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Whom do you say "good morning" first to? jeez,that changes so much especially at the weekend:)

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Which actor do you think is under-rated and which one do you think is over-rated? Why? Keith Prenderville "very underated" George "dubya" Bush overated:)

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My husband just text messaged me from downstairs to ask what I am doing. What should I say? just tell him you're busy & you've got your hands full:)

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If I paid you....would you? probably not,i'd try take the money & run away:)

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Name something that is orange ?- be creative... the wifes new tanning lotion:)

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Get a ______. What could go in the blank? ferrari:)

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If you could go back in time and ask a past lover one question, what would it be and how might the answer change your life today? how about one more for old times sake:)

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Where do you want me to photograph you? the carribean would be nice thanks:)

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What does the average man spend 1 minute doing that the average woman spends 24 minutes doing? getting to the point:)

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If someone you strongly disliked had toilet paper stuck to her/shoe, would you tell them? yes & i may offer her advice on using her hands to do the business next time,can you imagine"high heels"ouch!:)

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Do you let your dogs sleep in your bed? a little known fact, bedbugs would rather bite your dog than you, so it could be a good thing:)

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When should people get married saturday afternoon would seem the best time to me:)

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What is the only rock edible by humans all rocks are edible,it just hurts a bit that's all:)

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Does anything remind you of the beach in your room? yeh,the wife,she can be a bit shelfish sometimes:)

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What bulls**t do you have to deal with on a regular basis? good question,certainly cannot answer with this limited space given,but if i could gather it all up i'd have the best rose garden in wales:)

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Would it be wrong to ask a girl who you barely know for her number? no,if you don't climb the tree,you can't get to the fruit:)

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What is your favourite TV theme? hawaii 5,0 just cannot be beat,am surfing on the keyboard now in memory:)

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Would you buy alcohol or cigarettes for an under-aged friends? i am being pressured on this by my teenage daughter,but i flatly refuse,not for the reason of breaking the law but for more responsible reasons (i beleive) the health & repercussions for my child & others.

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Whats the funniest name you have ever heard? i think it is- St Augustine of Hippo Eileen Dover:)

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What activities should never be done while blindfolded, blind, eyes closed, etc...? slicing an onion:)

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Which do you prefer, buttons or zippers? i am trying so hard to find a pantomine character caled zippers,you got me on that one scrappy:)

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Have you ever imagined that you were looking down on the stars and the sky? as if you were above? it can be reality if you can do handstands:)

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Everyone has a key you can open your heart with. What is your key? sundy dinner does it for me:)

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How come every time i wear a hat it looks stupid? maybe you're not suited to being a hathead:)

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What can women do that all men can't? talk a lot:)

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Mirror Mirror on the Wall, _______ is the fairest of them all? that would be the albino in the corner:)

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Name one thing in your life that remains Constant? my bowels,but i guess you didn't really want to know that huh:)

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What is something close to you that is round? the wife:)

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Have you ever accomplished something that you previously believed you couldn't do? changed the car battery without killing myself:)

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What do you want with your curry? toilet paper in the bathroom,hot hot:)

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When I say "brouhaha", you say? brouwhat!

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Name something people have more than two of on their body? spots:)

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Is that you kissing my neck? i bloody well don't think so matey:)

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What's your favorite shape? 36" 29" 38":)

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What activity should not be done in a rush? sword swallowing:>(gulp

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A door appears in your home that you know didn't exist an hour ago. Do you open the door? Walk through? Or what do you do? that sounds a bit like my diy,i'd send the cat through first anyway:)

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Would you ever volunteer at a nudist colony? If so what job would you do? gardener, so i could make sure the bushes are not overgrown:)

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I went to a circus last year and saw what they called a strip less zebra, a pack of huge midgets and a real talking mute. Was I ripped off? no,i think you got a bargain there,it,s not something you see every day is it now:)

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If you could be anyone else in your family for a day, who would it be and why? my brother cos he's single:)

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What are some forms of 'chinese tourture'? being tied in barbed wire, then given water till you burst:)

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Are you as surprised as I am? well i certainly didn't expect that either:)

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How long does it take you to get up on sundays? about 10 minutes after the wife wakes up:)

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Does a person's lips turn you on? sure, if there in the right place:0

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Do you miss your dog? sometimes when he's tearing at the furniture,he's so quick he dodges the cup easily,costing me a fortune in tupperware:)

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Take a wild guess. What do you think is my deepest, darkest secret? i can't beleive we've not got this yet,is it something to do with chocolate:)

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Is there an animal on your lap at the moment? ok i do have one,they're not that rare & mainly come out at night,you can find them attempting to burrow deep under neatly trimmed bushes,when provoked they spit furiously at their agitator & can even momentarily blind you if your handling is not precise,when treat with care & loving attention though the "one eyed trouser snake" cam be a true friend indeed:)

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Is there an animal on your lap at the moment? cant think of an answer,only a rude one sorry:)

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Take a wild guess. What do you think is my deepest, darkest secret? whips & chains, with a hint of subordinism:)

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Are you willing to try ALMOST anything? i'll try it once,twice if i like it,all the time if i really really really like it:)

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What was something that you found mysterious when you were a child? all them funny grunting noises coming from the parents bedroom,i was sure we had a ghost:)

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If you opened a bible in a motel and found $500 and a business card to an escort agency, what would you do? you should always act upon what is in the bible:)

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What do you do when you lose your concentration? in answer to your question,i do think that polar bears make the best hunters:)

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Have you ever noticed that the number of Handicapped Parking spots seams disproportionate to the need? Have you ever seen a parking lot where all the Handicapped Spots were full? damn good spot you are right,the wife always nags me for parking in them but i always get out the car & limp away:)

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When you wash your laundry do you start with the whites, the darks, or the colors first? damn a question i can't answer,I'll have to ask the wife for that one:)

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What does your birthday suit look like? looks much better on the wife:)

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Do you have a poem you would like us to comment on or critique? yeh,look up the question,"write a poem about a cat,a dog & a mouse:)

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Whats the reason for your visit? business or pleasure? i was hoping you'd keep me busy while i do some pleasuring:)

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When you die, your hair still grows for a couple of months. Do you have any interesting facts? the hardest task done on the space program was inventing the space loo:)

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What comes to your mind when I say Michael Jackson? was he guilty or did he just buy his way out of it:)

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If there was something you wish you could do with your feet, what would it be? tap dance,but then again i'd probably fall off:):)

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Does the fact that we are all slowly dying bother you? Should it? you can't go around worrying about when it's going to end,the idea is to make the most of it while you're here,so it don't bother me:)

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Your own interpretation. If it doesn't kill you it _? it'll probably hurt a bit instead:)

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Do you think people are jealous of your avatar? don't think so,the cans empty anyway:)

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If you woke up from a 10 year coma, what would be the first thing you say? "nurse,i'm feeling a bit stiff":)"

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How has advertising influenced you? good question,it has taught me that everything is not as it seems & the ability to spot subliminal messaging,also how to present bad news in a good light to my employers:)

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I wish people would stop talking about___________? love & just get on with it:)

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Okay, what did you break this time? i think i just broke the sound barrier,that curry was vicious:)

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When was the last time you totally freaked out at someone? (I.E. Yelling, snapping, losing your cool, etc.,) 4 weeks ago,someone at work stood & watched a 58yr old cleaner move a heavy bin of steel while he stood watching even though the steel was for him,he announced it was not part of his job,i was furious & the row was heard at the top end of the factory,this is not entirely a professional thing to do but i just could not help myself:)

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Will you do me a quick and easy favor? i think i've done my quota of favours today,sorry:)

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Do goldfish get lonely? all life needs companionship:)

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Does your S/O fake orgasm? yeh 'course she does,she thinks i don't know but experience teaches you the difference,i have no qualms about this as it is entirely expected at certain moments,tiredness through the day is a good sign,household chores being another,the week leading up to periodic pain(personal experience),it's best to try to guess the right moment for the real thing & rewards will be plenty:)

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Have you ever felt the MAJOR urge to strangle someone VERY annoying? I do right now help! apologies, but i cannot be party to any murderous request, but i know how you feel:)

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Why do prayers go unanswered? theres a lot you know,they take time to be sorted so don't give up hope just yet:)

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I was in bed last night and thought of the most perfect question. Now I have forgotten it. Can you tell me what my question was? :) where the hell did you come from:)

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What's the first thing that comes to mind when I say "badges"? that you've missed out the "R":)

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Would you answer this question if I guaranteed you +6 points? i am not one to "flirt with favour " :)

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WHAT HAPPENED TO MY CURTAINS? c'mon nunya,pull yourself together now:)

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Greece's national anthem has 158 verses. How would you like to stand up for that? i think it's great,cos my company gets to sell loads of plates to them on special occasions:)

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Do you indulge in blame game? blamestorming is a popular habit of mine,it helps you get to the truth:)

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Am I still using energy, if I switch the switch off but keep the plug in? if you switch off at the wall then no,you only run the unlikely risk of a lighting strike being conducted through to your plug in a thunderstorm:)

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What did the fish say to the bear? how the hell did you get down here:)

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Where'd my question go, I just asked it? in the vortex of AB cyberspace,& who knows it could have been the 10,000th question to be asked with a winning prize of $100.00:)

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Be honest: how many of you can take an innocent question (not sexual) and immediately think up something sexual about it for the answer. (I have been here long enough to know this).. do you? don't think i've ever done that:)

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WHAT WAS THAT???? It blew past me so fast it blew my hair back!!! whoa! did it go "meeeeeeeeeeeooooooooooooowwwwwwwww":)

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If you look out your window, Can you see the Mountains? i live right opposite one,it is called the "Bwlch" :)

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What should you avoid doing in a house? tasting the wifes cooking:)

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First thing you think of when I say "Chuck"? a common greeting in Manchester UK is "ayup chuck":)

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How much time and effort do you spend thanking people when things work as they should? none,i find that every time theres a glitch in the process of things working as they should:)

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What is one ( or two) things that you MUST do everyday? besides eat and shower moan:)

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Okay where did it go? I know there was some humor around here... no worries, i'm back now:)

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If you went into the hospital for knee surgery or something, and woke up to find that there'd been a mixup and they'd grafted a dying person's head onto your body, say right next to your existing head, how well do you think you'd deal with it? ok i 'spose,2 heads are better than one,did my knee get fixed though:)

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When I say face, what's the first thing to come to your mind? 2:)

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Would you give me just a minute? whoa,time is money you know:)

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A colleague of mine has been signed off sick with depression for the last 3 months and has just been signed off for a further 2 weeks. I have pictures of her out drinking on Christmas Eve and have been put on Facebook. Can my company take any action? if the company is not a lenient one & what i am about to say is written in the company handbook,they reserve the right for the employee to be examined by an independent doctor of their choice at the company's cost,& their actions will be led by this:)

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Revenge..retaliation..payback...retribution...requital. Exactly what is it that makes any one of those actions worthwhile? the satisfaction:)

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Are you disgruntled or fully gruntled? i am at the top of the grunt tree & i aint coming down till i recover all the money i lost over the festive period:)

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When you get home who is the 1st one to greet you? my old & trusted friend, Mr Carling:)

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Have you broken any promises lately? oh yes,& she wasn't too happy about it:)

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Men how do you like your lady to smell? like strawberries:)

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Do you do what you're told? if it's a fair request & i get written proof that the asker is responsible for my actions:)

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You're alone at night and you get aroused, what do you do? muffle the Dyson:0

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If you could come back as a ghost or spirit and could say one sentence to one person, who is that person and what would you say? i would see the wife & say "i told you to take it easy you knew i had a dicky heart" best way to go though:)

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What are you a magnet for? What do you just attract whether you want it/them or not? everyone elses problems it seems at the moment:)

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Are you on here because you are lonely and need human interaction? i am at the moment it's 2am i can't sleep & i feel like doing something:)

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How would you use the phrase "Later Bitches" in a sentence? Can you save it fellater bitches i need a break:)

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What Animal has Helped Mankind the Most....? the bird, would we ever have taken to the skies without their prescence:)

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What would be the worse thing to do while manipulating super glue? answer the phone while drinking a cup of tea:)

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Rate you sense of humor. 1-10 10 being the best. about 2, but then again i was never any good with numbers:)

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What thing would you NOT want to find in your attic/basement? draculas coffin, @@ v v

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How would you give a non-committal response to a question about an opportunity you are being given but also ask for more information about it? i will certainly consider what you are offering, as i am not the type to jump in head first & go under taking others with me,is there anything i need to know that could enhance my decision:)

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You are stranded on a desert island with Ozzy Osbourne. Write me your message in a bottle! pleae send more drugs so i can get some peace:)

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What do you have no tolerance for in this life? apathy:)

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Has anyone else got really cold feet at the moment? a warm heart counts tenfold in my book,btw how's scrappy you'll have to teach him to sit on your feet,that should keep them warm:)

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Whats the one thing that would repulse you off bf,gf ,spouse? i'm not keen on hairy women, so that would do the trick:)

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Would you sell an arm or a leg to be filthy rich? oh yes,but i don't think the donor would be happy:)

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What is a guaranteed way someone can put you in a good mood? as a man i have no reason to say, other than what you would know already:)

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What is the most embarrassing thing that has happened to you during sex? not during sex,but quite a large belch when i was 'er busy downstairs,i just don't know where it came from:)

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Whats one thing if partner does if bed or at dinner that turns you off totally says a different name:)

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Whats the one thing that would repulse you off bf,gf ,spouse? if the wife grew a penis i think that would be quite offputting:)

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If the "Grim Reaper" came for you today what would you say to Mr.Reaper? nope,sorry that's not me,try next door then bloody scarper:)

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What do you think that the earths needs more of? atmosphere, before we all drown in a big puddle of iced water:)

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Finish This sentance. "I was at the beach when all of a sudden"___________. a gust of wind came up & blew the ladies bikini right off:)

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What concerns you most about people in today's society? their inability to show an inkling of respect to others around them & in their homes:)

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Have you ever done something really stupid to impress a guy/girl you liked? How did it turn out? i was playing my bass in a band once & thought it would be a good idea to jump off the stage & impress the girlies,sadly my lead stayed in the amp & that soon followed behind me,a bit embarrasing & the other members were not happy,but it was ok in the end:)

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What was the last thing you accidentally ruined? the bed:)

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What is something you always wanted as a child but never got? doesn't have to be material goods my sister,may she rest in peace,thanks for the reminder, sadly it's been a long time since i thought of her & you've just put a smile on my face:)

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If you could have a single conversation with your pet about anything, what would it be? a quick guide to using the toilet in the bathroom:)

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What is something that nobody expects? a present from me:)

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Have you ever been in a bowling/sporting tournament? Who won? yes, local firms annual bowling tournament,we came 3rd & i won a can of beer for getting the least points in the contest,i was well chuffed:)

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A local teacher was placed on suspension because his classroom had a "locker room atmosphere." What exactly does that term mean? unruly, disrespectful,with a hint of brash behaviour & lack of control:)

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What is one thing that you would really like to know that you don't? what the wife is thinking:)

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What is the first name the person you miss the most? laura,my daughter who i get to see quite not as often as i would like to:(

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How do i make it work? honesty,humour,spontanaiety & a splash of humility sometimes do the trick:)

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Any major advice for later life? (im 13) learn as much as you can about mathematics,purchasing a home,computers,electrics,decide asap on what career you wish to pursue & go for it at an early stage,above all save some cash & do it as soon as possible because that is what makes or breaks you, but not all of it cos you gotta enjoy your teenage years:)

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Which human emotion do you wish you didn't have? kindness, it has a way of kicking me straight back in the teeth:)

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What is the one thing you wouldn't want to clean? a sumo wrestlers bum:)

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Is it actually good to experience heartbreak? it's a case of you will do one day, anyway & bad experiences teach you to look out for signs to ease such things has heartbreak, its a life experience make sure you learn from it, so i say yes:)

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There are signs on the side of the road that say "watch for falling rock" Has anyone ever seen a rock falling or came upon a rock that had already fallen and was on the road? there are many rocks that fall from our nearby mountain,mesh has to be put up to stop them, though you do see it quite often & one has it a car before:)

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Name a word (at least 6 letters) which begins with a T and ends with a T. i'll have to give this some "thought":)

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Please, don't let me forget to _________ get an anniversary card:)

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Who is the Son of Darth Tater? melika spuds:)

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What's the most outdated phrase/saying that you use? "bugger that"

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If i was to Search You would i find anything Incriminating? a few nuts maybe:)

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How much does a replaced bumper devalue your car? My husband's car was hit by a buggy and dented his bumper so he replaced it with insurance paying. I am trying to figure out if this would lower the value of his car when he goes to sell it? at a guess if it is a good replacement then most buyers would not tell the difference,only clue would be a colour difference, it is very important to get the bumper exactly matched to the car,otherwise suspicions will be aroused by an "on the ball" buyer & he/she may ask the question as to what happened & no matter what explanation you give the buyer would think the worse as...

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How much horsepower does one horse have? depends on the horse, but in car terms it is,33,000lbs carried over a distance of 1 metre over a period of one minute :)

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Have you ever slayed a dragon? not since 1743, sadly there's not that many about nowadays,the old swords gone rusty:)

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I got a new goldfish today and it has a black mark above it's lip...it looks like a moustache, so I was thinking of naming my fish hitler...should I? no,get another skinnier one & call them laurel & hardy:)

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If your boss's supervisor came to you and asked to you take over the position of your boss as she/he had just resigned, would you? not until i found out why my boss resigned, then it may be considered,why put yourself in the firing line:)

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You're looking FABULOUS today! Whatcha up to? nothing at the moment, but soon i will be making dinner,picking the wife up from work,then watching a football match, take a bath,drive the daughters bf home,get things ready for work tomorrow, then relax with a couple of bottles of wine with the wife & all being well go to bed with a big grin on my face:)

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What are the Three things on your Mind right now? work tomorrow,football this afternoon & the answer to this question:)

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If You Had A Sign In Front Of Your BATHROOM what would it say? cloakroom, just hope aunt millie doesn't get a heart attack:)

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Are you available you'll find me on the "try before you buy" shelf:)

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Have you ever driven a car in the nude? i've started driving fully clothed then ended up naked to my shorts at the end of the journey,does that count:)

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What do u do when u dont have a job and are at home bored while ur husband is at work? use the time to expand your mind,find something you're interested in then teach yourself through book,internet,on-line courses,it's surprising what you can learn & how quickly too & may lead to qualifications for when you are ready to have a job,e.g.learn a new language :)

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What is the best thing you can make in the kitchen? love,best thing i ever did in a kitchen anyways:)

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Do you work your way up or do you work your way down? from the top to the bottom & back up again pausing for an extraordinarely long time in-between:)

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Any books that were actually made into good movies? shawshank redemption:)

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What the most money that you have made on a personal sale? For example a car, house...... house,£32,000:)

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Do you dress on the left or right? more comfortable for myself on the right:)

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Do men who think they can get any woman they want turn you off? from a personal male perspective,if this attitude is not there, then i can only see missed opportunities from said gender,imagine seeing someone & not having the front to talk to them, being held back by shyness or the risk of rejection,she could be the one. just because some have confidence in themselves does not really mean that they are serial daters or the kind of guy that girls dont...

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I see questions that say my bf ACCIDENTALLY came in me.. How the He** does he accidentally come in her? (I am not talking rape here)!! easily done,it happened to me when i lost control, cos my football team scored the winning goal:)

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We need you for a secret mission, can you help us? if it's for that undercover lapdancing operation,count me in,i've got a big gun:)

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Who would be the worst possible person to wake up next to after a drunk night? ( may be anyone) me,cos you know what's coming next:)

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The word"SWAG"found on robbers bag means what? stolen wealth and goods:)

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Why are elephants called elephants dunno,but it probably derives from the latin language like "elephantus maximus" or something similar:)

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If your life was a horror movie, what would it be titled? meet the wife:)

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What is your brainstorm for making your first million? making a substance to paste into the corners of windows, so spiders can't build their webs & lay eggs in them,:)

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Why in the world would you put it there? (use imagination and humor) good point,i'd better go get a condom:)

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Where did you meet your significant other? top floor of a nightclub in newcastle uk,nearly fell of the balcony when i saw her, she looked gorgeous & still is:)

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If you pet was human-like, what would your pets personality be like? i got 2 cats & if they were human it would have to be laurel & hardy,cos ones dippy the others just fat:)

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Who made the famous quote "Not even God can sink the Titanic?" i'm going for a bloke called "Ismay":)

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Do you feel a recession would significantly affect you? thankyou 60,i wish the same to all in this uncertain year ahead:)

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Would you be the first person to go to Mars and why? yeh,its been 3yrs since i had a vacation & i have heard it's quite nice this time of year,though i'm not sure how many holidays i've got left from work:)

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What is one thing you like to do /are good at that most people don't know about? anticipation & foresight:)

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May I talk to your manager, please? you can if you want, but you won't get much sense out of him:)

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When you give an answer to one of the questions, is it thoughtful and truthful or do you prefer being glib, clever and cool? i try to mix in humour with a hint of provocative thinking:)

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Do you prefer to sleep in a bed that is high off the ground or one close to the ground? low to the ground cos the wifes a pusher:)

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What turns you on mentally? spontanaiety with a sense of risk involved:)

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Don't judge people by their________. tattoos:)

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What was the best thing that happened in your life this year? managed to go home to england & see old friends & all my family, plus being reunited with even older friends on facebook,how people change:)

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How British are you? take the test 80% but am quite concerned on what the other 20% is made up of:)

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Do you feel a recession would significantly affect you? not yet, but at the moment i feel like a rabbit being chased by a greyhound & i'm losing ground,gotta have my wits about me to stay in front if i,m gonna survive:)

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Why does paint stick on both sides when it only needs to stick on one side? i think you've got a point,this is an invention that needs pursuing, you could make a fortune:)

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What's wrong with this world? nothing it's a lovely world,it's just people don't know how to use it properly:)

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What about now? ok,i'm up for it:)

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Peeking over a ledge... have you ever just wanted to fall effortlessly forward, just to feel what falling felt like? (not a suicide question) i did this in a store three floors up leaning over the stairwell when the wife was xmas shopping,by the amount she was spending i was thinking the fall would hurt less:)

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Can you name something that limits your freedom? jail:)

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In what way is love like a roll of tape? Be philosophical, give it a shot ; ] unfortunetly they both have to end at some point in time:)

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Guys, do you like to recieve flowers? did once, but with the heads cut off,came from a stalker:)

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Where are you going with that? that's not fair,she's got a great personality you know:)

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What do you look for when determining a person is really a man dressed as a woman? big feet:)

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What springs to mind when I mention Brazil? carnival yipee:)

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How can you tell when a female has 'Class? difficult to tell as deep down as all females are alike & have the same hopes & aspirations,i don't think behaviour distinguishes class & as the past reminds us even cinderella can be the belle of the ball & we all know what a classy lady she is,to be brutally honest, class is a face you put on to satisfy expectations from others,so i say "humph" to class &...

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Is anything more beautiful than a dead tree covered in snow? you mean like when,the winters sunlight catches the snowflake & it glistens like a diamond in the abscence of light,& the robin playfully skipping along the branch allowing the snow to gently fall to the ground like shooting stars in the night sky,where the wind gently whispers amid the withering skeleton of which once was a magnificent array of colours where upon, one sight could warm...

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Add the amount of fingers you have to the amount of toes. Whats your answer? 54 regards Dr Frankenstein:)

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Do you have a fetish? yeh,but there not needed anymore so i'm trying to sell them on e-bay,only thing is i've not had one bid yet,i mean what's wrong with people,i've not overpriced them & i have offered to travel to demonstrate them all:)

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The man/women I marry will have to be _____? in possesion of a great sense of humour:)

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How do you respond when you're told you must wait for something? Are you waiting for anything now? What is it? i am waiting for an e-mail from my local authority hoping to tell me that i have been overcharging me on a certain payment over the past 2 yrs & am getting ready to ask for a refund,i am getting impatient:)

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When people make fun of me, i have no comebacks. if someone said," you talk weird." whats your comeback. i need help. "you talk weird" "i'm sorry,but your'e going to have to take your shorts off if your going to talk out of your a---e,i can barely understand you:)

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How would you describe youeself as a question answer'er? (honest, silly, witty, etc. Feel free to go into detail. i say what i,m thinking,it's as simple as that:)

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Why are flea markets called flea markets? cos in the old days circa 1800s there was never anything new to buy on the market,all second,third hand cast offs,diseaes ridden furniture full of typhus & so on,the name just stuck:)

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What is the worst thing that could happen? someone pinches your last can of beer:)

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Am I the onlyone who gets annoyed when the little things go wrong, like when the printer doesnt except the paper, or realize there is no toilet paper when your already half done, if so what are they? annoyed i go absolutely ballistic,i expect all machinery to serve me well & things to be in the right place when needed,but that's just me:)

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"A kiss is just a kiss, and nothing more".. Is that true?? a kiss itself can say a thousand words that need ever be spoken:)

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Whats a Bungalo? it's a place where old people live:)

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What other names have you heard people call toliet paper? not to break any copyright laws, wipes,r,us (you gotta say it fast):)

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If everyone in the world disappeared expect you, What would you do? i would claim to be the greatest magician of all time,ta,da,:)

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How do Astronauts relieve themselves in space? same way as on earth,after all it's a long time to be away from their wives/girlfriends:)

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What was Little Red Ridng Hood's first name? sharon?

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Would You like to be a Turkey at Christmas? to say they've culled 10,000,not much chance of a repreive, so i,m not going to stick my neck out & say yes am I,no way:)

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Do you think Christmas is turning into "Giftmas"? why? no,you always have a choice to treat xmas as you see fit:)

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Can a polar bear be bipolar? thanks for the laff,that is so good:)

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If a genie granted you three wishes, what would you wish for? original wishes eh!I wish i could build back the bridges that have been torn down between my daughter & i due to circumstances beyond my control,if you could do that for me then i will be forever in your debt:(

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Why do gifts havfe to be wrapped? a surprise is a wonderful thing,it shows you care & have put thought into what you are giving where the recipient will realise how much you mean to them & how much you understand their needs & what they are interested in,anyone can give but to give from the heart is so much more

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Happyness or pleasure? they are both good feelings but if i wanted one to last more than the other then,happiness which in turn will lead to pleasure:)

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Is my roomate lonely or gay? He has no family here and only wants to hang out with me and one of my other friends and never really talks about females in terms of dating. ask him in the shower, then you got your answer & know where you stand:)

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What is the value of another persons life to you? would you sacrifice your own if it would save someone else? you should only sacrifice yourself for your children,period:)

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What is that? Can I have some? i can't beleive you,ve not had some before,give me another 24hrs & i'll see what i can come up with:)

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In what way have you become a statistic? i have just become the 2000th visitor to the website "drunks anonymous" does that count:)

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There's a bump on the log in the hole in the bottom of the sea. Is anyone else concerned about this? all environmental issues are a concern & this one seems to be very disturbing,I shall inform my government to undergo a thorough investigation to it's cause & look for answers to solve this pressing issue which we all seem to overlook & undermine:)

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Why are there so many people that live for other people instead of living for themselves? my god what insight,i am not the only one it seems:)

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Now why did you go and do that? now we've been here before & as i said i am a man of compulsion & spontanaiety & you could either love that or hate that, i cannot change:)

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Is it worth trying to get someones attention if they ignore you? the first words from a girl i really really liked were "f--k off" but i never gave up & now we live together & are as happy as can be, so sometimes yes be persistant for want you want, but if you don't want it too badly don't try so hard:)

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Is a toilet seat a good Christmas gift for my girlfriend? if she's not got one, i think it would be very much appreciated,though you'll have to clean it first:)

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How are camels able to go without water for so long? they're very clumsy & keep breaking their cups,they've not mastered the art & have learnt to do without:)

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How do bees know how to build a honeycomb? dunno,damn good question, points for that & points for anyone who can answer that:)

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Do you like fondling your bum when you go for a poo? i am in total amazement,is this a unique thing to just one individual,my answer is no whilst shaking my head:)

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Have you ever tasted your own bodily fluids? no, the wife says i wouldnt like it anyway:)

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If the fire alarm went off for no apparent reason, would it be essential to phone three nines? a fire test should last approx 30 secs any longer then think about ringing,better safe than sorry,dont be afraid to be wrong you could save someones life:)

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Will you be assimilated? probably next year as the doc says i need time to recover from the last one:)

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Which do you prefer-twilight or harry potter?why? i prefer h.potter cos i've not seen the other one yet:)

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Is it true that Confidence is the key to everything? confidence is the key to others lack of self esteem,everyone looks for a leader thats why we have an heirachial society,only thing is you have to ride the fall when things go out of control & be ready to take the repercussions:)

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EVER wondered why songs get stuck in your head? not really,the brain is always looking for something that triggers a feeling of pleasure/emotion, so whenever it recognises a certain song that you yourself like then it will go into one of the larger memory banks to remind you of that good or bad feeling,like a favourite film you could watch over & over again:)

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What's the best thing you've ever learned from a child? never stick your head through railings:)

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If you were being raped, would you try to enjoy it to minimize pain? i can't help thinking this question has been worded wrongly by someone who is not quite sure of the disgust that people feel towards this subject, I read into it that if a person was attacked would he/she be as compliant as possible so the nightmare would end sooner rather than later. also, that as dreadful as it is, certain individuals are put through this torture by people who abuse...

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Do you like to talk about yourself on a date? worst thing you could ever do,no:)

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What color are the balls on your Christmas tree? big silver ones:)

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Has anything EVER left you speachless? had a really sore throat just recently:)

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Why is it that we get so use to being in relationships that when were not in one we dont quite feel complete? the words "so use" sums it all up,it seems to me we are all looking for that someone who you could never get used to being around,instead you want someone who you "want" sometimes "need" to be around to fill a void that exists but cannot be explained:)

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Have you ever blown anything up in your microwave? no, but you've got me thinking now cos i've got some ballons left over from last xmas:)

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What did you do right today? nothing,my judgement let me down today, but i will learn & grow from this to make better decisions tomorrow:)

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If I consider myself to be an outstanding employee at this "5-star" gourmet market, I've worked there for nearly 4 years because I go away to school, I've trained several cashiers, I deliver and cater, but they've never given me a raise, is that legal? it is a fact of life the more you do,the less you get ,it's sad but so true:)

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If you were a cowboy and were dragging a bad guy behind your horse, would it make you mad if you looked back and saw him reading a magazine? yeh,i'd feed the horse a curry that would get his attention:)

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I love learning more about the people here. Are you up to giving a brief biography of your life, sometime? born,had good childhood,played in a band,met girl,had child,moved countries,got job,broke up,serial flirt,fell in love,still got job:)

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What do you do when you cant open a jar because the lid is on too tight? get the wife to do it:0

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Have you ever won an award or certificate? If so, what was it for? awards eh "leading a team" "time manangement" "how to deal with difficult people" "coshh" "powerpoint presentation" "nvq level 1 & 2 in IT" long time ago "kaizen certificates" "first aid" "manual lifting" i could go on but half of them don't mean a thing:)

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If the world came to an end and only two people survived you an someone else who would you want that someone else to be? me & the master brewer at Carling (hopefully female):)

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Does anger reflects the Truth? i beleive it does as most try to hide the truth & beleive by showing anger a person would not be willing to get to the truth,this is not always the case:)

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Do you ever go back and remember your first days on AB? How has your life been changed by the people you have met? i've put weight on sitting here doing this:)

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Do you do your best thinking in the shower or sitting on the toilet? on the toilet,i'm always thinking "isn't there an easier way" btw good job you didn't get your words mixed up:)

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Guys, what are your thoughts on fake boobs? okay for lifeguarding:)

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Who do you think has more phone sex..Men or Woman? 50/50, unless it's physical then the girls win:)

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Who is the most wretched creature here on earth? man,nothing can compare to his brutality:)

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Do you sing when you're in the bathroom,or taking a shower? sing as loud as i can,to drown out the splashing:)

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Is Time the greatest healer? no,that would be Jesus:)

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When was the last time you said,"It wasnt me"? when the wife said she had a great time last night:)

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Clean, somewhat clean, or dirty? dirty, then clean, then back to dirty:)

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Has anyone seen Mike Hunt? i've no idea where she is,she's probably lookin for Dick Head:)

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Do you see any silver lining to the current recession? no too late for me,i had to spend high over the past 5 yrs & now i have nothing left to benefit from it,just too goddam late:(

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If you swallowed a bullet, what are the chances of it going off? And what would happen if it did? it'd be the last fart you'd ever experience:)

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Can I be as cool (awesome) as you? many have tried, but few have succeded:)

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Have you ever made love under your christmas tree? what a lovely thoughtful idea for a present,i'll go tell the wife,she's been asking me what i'd like for crimbo:)

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Can you name a word that you don't know the definition to? Name it. Female:)

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Are you happy when it rains alot? oh yeh,it means i don't have to wash the car:)

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What would you do if you having sex with your girl and out of nowhere your girlfriend farted? i'd think that to be strange as it must have come from somewhere:)

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What would you do if you woke up one morninig and found your body inside out? f--k myself:)

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If Albert Einstein didn't talk till he was four, what did he finally say? well i obviously didn't get the beauty:)

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Which do you think is more special...."I love you" (for the first time) or "Will you marry me?" the latter,i love you is much better said in actions rather than words, although those words do need to be spoken:)

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What color underwear do you have on right now? i just checked & i could swear they were white this morning:)

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Who's that knocking at my door? me,i've just come to fix your bell:)

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Is it important for you that people know your gender while you are answering or asking a question?Also, is it necessary for you to know the gender of the person you are answering? i dont think so' but age matters:)

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Is there a date in time that means something very special to you? yeh 2 weeks ago, i lost my virginity,it's been a long time coming:)

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How old does my mom look? Pic inside! which one is which,they're both gorgeous:)

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Write a poem about a cat, a dog and a mouse? i was once sitting there with my cat called ed, when all of a sudden i was filled with dread, along came a dog to bite my puss, but just by chance it ran under a bus, it was fair to say he's had an unlucky week, but he quickly jumped up when he heard a squeek, he ran up & down all around the house, when he came to the stairs he'd spotted the mouse, with...

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If I was sentenced to Hell, how can I go about appealing the conviction? get yourself a devils advocate:)

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Do you have a subtle way with words? i do use words differently it all depends on who the recipient is & what manner they deserve:)

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How can you quickly make new sneakers look old and worn? lend them to your daughter,should be done in a day:)

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Do you believe that bigfoot is real? Have you ever seen one or had an experience. I personally am skeptical about its existance. I think its possible but I not a firm believer. What do you think? don't beleive it,though John Merrick had a big foot:)

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What's the dumbest question anyone has asked you? have you got the time? i've been asked so many times & i always answer "sure but it's going to have to be quick":)

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How do you respond when you answer the phone and someone asks "What are you wearing?" a wedding ring now f--k off:)

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What is the little-known Eleventh Commandment? (Be creative, not a smarty-pants. I know there isn't one. So just roll with it.) honour thy secretary:)

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My name is Janeway I am the captain of the federation starship voyager, I'm trying to find commanders Chakotoy and Tuvok can you help. the last time i saw a klingon was in the toilet,i dont know where chakakhantoy is sorry:)

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Can you give me advice? yeh,don't do it:)

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The only excuse for adultery is ___________? temptation:)

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3 words you love hearing? I'll do it:)

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What physical qualities do want your partner to have? Mine- Muscular, tan, blue, green, or grey eyes, athletic, strong... nice legs,firmer boobs,slender,shoulder length brunette,welcoming lips & good toes, & when i tell her all this she gets really mad, WHY? :0

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I'm sittin in a bar on the inside, waiting for my ride on the outside, would you swing by and give me a ride home? hell no,i'll leave the car behind & come join you with the beers then we can crawl home:)

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Pick one: Dancers or Singers? easy,dont like lap singers:)

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Do you love to say "F**k!"? no,it's totally against my religion:)

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Are you ashamed to be living in a society that rapes its children? not much to say on this but "kill the bastards"

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What does it mean when you dream about spiders? you are entering into a web of deceit with someone close,thats my best guess:)

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What do you think of the phrase: the more people i meet the more i like my ___ (dog, cat, etc.) space:)

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Do you ever feel like you're on the Highway To Hell? yeh,every day when i go to work, or is it coming home,i cant quite remember:)

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Do you think they should stop having kid pageants? i am a shy quiet unasuming man but this question really gets to me, OF COURSE THEY BLOODY WELL SHOULD! :( ggggggggrrrrrrrrrr

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What is the difference between your spouse and your car? the wifes got a better suspension & a bigger exhaust,but soon as you turn her on she can go for miles:)

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Who would win a golf game between Jesus and Tiger Woods? the "J" guy can part oceans so i hear,so i dont think he's going to have a problem with his swing,to putt it bluntly barring a miracle,Tiger,i've always been one for the undercat:)

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Beauty,Brains and Love,Which one have you learned to live without? brains, but i,m catching up more everyday now:)

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Whats the rarest animal you've ever seen? saw a dodo once in a museum:)

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Would you go to a nude party? Have you ever been to one? a nude fancy dress once,i went as a petrol pump:)

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Have you ever been to a Hurricane Party? Would you go to one? no,but i've heard it can be a bit of a blast:)

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What's #1 on your bucket list? to orbit the earth:)

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How can you win without fighting? the e-mail is mightier than the sword:)

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Why does a belly ring or a tattoo suggest a female might be easy? rings or tattoos,there aint no such thing as an easy woman,i can't beleive anyone thinks this is so,they're damn sexy though:)

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Who would you hang up on? anyone who tries to "reverse call" me:)

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Can someone who isn't funny learn to be funny? nah,it's a natural talent:)

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What does the saying "take life by the horns" really mean? stop lagging behind & taking all that shit,get in front & you can steer the boat:)

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Is there really a man in the moon? yeh,he's been stuck up there cos he's a lunartic:)

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Would everyone on AB like to send me $10? too easy,you gotta earn your money:)

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I wanta be your best dream tonight, who or what am I? a roofer,i've got a tile missing & i'm scared of heights:)

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What is your favorite thing to share? the bill:)

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What would you get me for christmas? a video camera i think you'd like:)

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I never ment to...... laugh:)

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Are your insurances ( house, car health etc) up to date? over the past 2 weeks i have been taking the oppurtunity to swap around a few things i.e. home ins,mort pay protection,& a few other things so yeh you could say i,m bang up to date,so many companies want your custom they're almost falling over themselves to give you the best deal:)

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Would you rather have a partner with a high sex drive or low sex drive... why? too easy if your matched with a partner with a high drive,i'd consider it a challenge to try & ease out the sexual side of a partner increasing their awareness & self confidence to fully express themselves in any sexual/romantic situation,low sex drives have a reason & sometimes people need a little help & understanding to become as they see themselves in their dreams:)

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Whats the first name of the person you find the MOST boring in your life? mark,yaaaaawwwwwnnnnnnnn,see cant even type it without getting bored:)

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What's that aroma emanating from your kitchen? i didnt realise it was that bad i am sorry,it's the catbox from the outhouse coming into the kitchen,she's got a dicky tummy:)

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Why do women's panties cost so much? i tnink stores know how often they need replacing after us guys have torn them off,a big seller:)

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Oooooh, how gorgeous! Is it real? yep,hand crafted it myself with a little help from a few gf's:)

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Do you think that where you Shop says a lot about you? i dont think anyone would judge me when i say ann summers is a favourite haunt of mine:)

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How would you describe your life as a road or street? as i am in a relationship i would be a road cos i've been driven around the bend a few times:)

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I'm from Milton Mass. Where are u from? cwmparc, wales:)

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First thing that comes to mind when I say,,,HUNTER? deer:)

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What is in your purse/man-purse/wallet/pockets? drive license,debit card,texaco points card,works clock card & just spent my last cash on sunday night treat so no money:)

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If you could make me do anything for only 1 hour, what would I be doing for you? put new brakes on my car,that'd be great thanks:)

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Do you blow your own trumpet? whenever possible, cos no one else is gonna do it for you:)

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Are you Big enough to Apologise? yes & this gives me the ideal oppurtunity to apologise for anything i have said to anyone who may have taken offence:)

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You lost your keys... where is the first place you are going to look? as with all items missing, the first place for me is the wifes handbag:)

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In the US you dial 911 for an emergency. What do you do in your country? 999 but on that note,congratulations to the welsh ambulance service who've managed to knock 2 minutes off their standard ETA time of 1hr 28 mins:)

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Do you think that a seeing a dog knows his master is blind? yeh i'm sure he's worked it out why he eats off the floor instead of a bowl:)

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Name something you toss? a pancake,& then clean it up off the floor:)

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What or Who are you sharing a Bed with tonight? i think its the sisters best friend tonight,am not quite sure,i'd better go check cos i dont wanna get mixed up, not like last week that was embarrasing:)

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Name One Thing you never seem to 'get around to doing'? well there is this girl at work,but thats another story:0

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If Aliens visited your country, what might surprise them? the sun,if it ever comes out again:)

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If a very close friend of yours called you a "Dirty Little Slut"..would you just let it go and hope she grows up or would you confront her? its obviously bothered you & its praying on your mind,my advice would be to confront it otherwise you may be asking for a repeat :)

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How much money do you have? dont really know how much,but with my assets i think i'm worth about £225.000 if i die:)

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Isnt it sad when the answers to your own questions get downrated? Seriously? its got to be expected, as they say, "you cant please everyone all of the time" its a little insignificant to worry about though dont you think:)

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How can I get my wife to stop yelling at me? fix it, then she'll stop:)

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Would you sleep with Amy Winehouse? can you imagine all that hair in your face all night,you'd have to sleep top to toe,(keep your feet warm tho) :)

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Places to touch a fella to turn him on other then dick toe sucking is awesome if that counts:)

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If you could change one thing about your b/f, g/f, bff, spouse, or child, what would it be? i'll answer for you then, the only thing i,d like to change his her mind to understand that washing up is really no good for my hands:)

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Do people get mad at you for being a smartass? oh yes,all the time:0

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I'm never thirsty during the day. I go all day w/out drinking anything. Does anyone know why? Is anyone else like this? its a bad thing not to drink,we all need hydrating & as the body is about 80% water ,we need to replace what is lost:)

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I am listening to a fantastic Edwin Starr CD...What are you listening to....as you read this.... next doors barking dog:)

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Are you mad at me? its not what you did,its what you said that hurt,a little space is needed then i'll let you know:)

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Is there anything more annoying than when you depserately need to sneeze but it won't come out? a persistant cough:)

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What does non literature mean? it means a picture can say a thousand words:)

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What's your motivation? spontanaiety,you cant beat something you dont expect:

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If you were a doctor, which specialty would you want to work in? doctor of the female psyche to help the male sex develop a true understanding of the fairer sex,their needs,their dreams,their ambitions, I'd never be out of work,though it would take 10yrs to get the qualifications:)

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If you look to the left of you, what do u see? my arm:)

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What do you do when you run out of options? choose the best of a bad bunch or run out & get some more:)

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What springs to mind when I mention owls? where's it's neck & why has it got wings,cos it always looks like it's flew into something face first:)

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How can you tell if yellow mustard has gone bad? invite the mother in law around for tea:)

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Who is your twinkling star? twinkle twinkle little star, a fair french maiden from afar, she shines so bright, through the pale moon light, where she glows like a candle, such a beautiful sight, who can melt ones heart, with her womanly charms, a name so sweet that fair, french maiden larmes:)

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When I say "sex" what's the first thing that pops to mind? not again,i've had it twice today:)

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Pokemon or yu gi oh? pokemon,i hate being sick:)

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Are there things that are normally no problem with you, but then sometimes (for really no reason) they really bother you or make you mad? reely bad speling

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Ladies whats a sexy name for a man? Horse:)

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Does that make me crazy? when you live at "98 psycho avenue",i guess it sure does:)

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Where is it? its pretty well zipped up right now,but if you want to have a good look around, be my guest:))

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I sent a parcel to USA by Airsure (small packet) from UK how long should it take to arrive? now you know our postal service,any time between one week & 2 decades:)

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It's been really cold where I work to the point I have to wear a coat inside. I complained to the maintenance dept. only to be told there's no money to fix the prob and even if there were, the parts they need are no longer available. What would you do? go higher,right to the top if need be,no employer would wish any employee to suffer any effects due to circumstances beyond your control,just put in the words (health & safety) & they'll be runnuing around like blue arsed flies:)

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Have you ever borrowed something from someone and broke it and had to replace it? If so what was it? confession time,i did borrow someones heart once & broke it,i could never replace that & still cannot forgive myself:(

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Ladies whats a sexy name for a man? the wife answers (mike):)

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Whats the best day of your life? tomorrow if i wake up:)

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Why does my friend always bring her a hole boyfriend every time we have girls night? this is not her problem its yours, tell her straight NO BLOKES:)

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When scampering off alone into the woods, one should always be careful of what? the teddy bears picnic (you might be it):)

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If you passed me walking down the street what do you think your first impression of me would be? (assuming you didn't recognize me from AB) whoa, hang on looking as you do,there'd be no way i'd pass you by:)

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How could thousands of people watch another human being dieing on the internet and do absolutely nothing to help? sadly it happens every day,it is a sign of our times:(

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Who wants a hug?why? i'll accept,cos we all need them & if it can make us feel better together then so be it:)

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What's one thing you're sure of? i'm pretty sure there's not another cold one in the fridge:)

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Does the real you only come out during a crisis? i would say yes,as i dont interfere unless absolutely neccesary:)

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Whats the first thing that comes to mind when you hear the words: "You are special."? it took you long enough to realise did'nt it:0

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They Shoot Horses Don't They? only in the grand national i beleive:(

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Will you change the way you look in 2009? apart from wearing new glasses,my eyes will stay the same:0

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What is your personal definition of boobs? its something a ghost would say when it jumps out in front of a naked woman:)

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Diamonds are ____? hard:)

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Do you think that it is possible to learn a lot about a subject, such as biology or history, without taking a course on it? yeh, but who's gonna beleive you without proof:)

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If Numbers and Letters got in a fight, who would win? Place your bets. numbers easy,soon as you get to 10 it's a knockout:)

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We were SO in love what happened? all those things that never bothered us from the beginning came back:)

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What do you do if you don't get what you want? workwise, i push until i do homewise,friendwise, not really that bothered:)

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Who can u be your true self around? only one person,my ex's sister,dont see much of each other now but it was like being one & the same:)

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Are you dripping with sarcasm? sarcasm is my best friend,though i have to keep his distance sometimes as he can be very rude:)

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Who likes Italian food? guiseppi down the street loves it:)

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Can you answer this?(how many words can you make out of all 26 letters)? an infinite number as we seem to generate new ones by the day:)

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Where were you, In 2002? the only bit i can remember is going to Prague with the lads for a hoo ha:)

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How true is it that a unicorn existed? one did,it was just an accident of birth for a deer to have one horn instead of two,that started the rumour:)

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When was the last time you smacked a butt? last thursday night:)

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Buy a sail boat and go around the world? OR Buy a log cabin in the woods? And why? get a boat,when all the icecaps melt what's the use of a wooden hut:)

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If God didnt want us to eat cows,pigs,and chickens.....why did he make them out of meat? :) remember when he made the dinosaurs & he couldnt control them so he had them killed off,well the cows,chickens etc were his back up plan but he had to put someone with them to control the beasts,so he got us as meat eaters to do this, thus so he did want us to do it:0

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Would you give up sex for a year and be able to eat anything you want, or have all the sex you want but only be able to eat green beans? i dont like the beans, but i'm sure i could find a way to combine the two:)

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If you caught your butler trying on your partners clothes would you sack him or just warn him? tell him to serve me dinner then sack him:)

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When you want attention, what do you do? i do a good impersonation of a herd of elephants:)

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I was on a mission to assassinate a Yakuza but I had to abort because I was constipated. What does this say about my work ethic? it means your full of shit:)

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Where can I find a heroe? sadly not,but i have a mask:)

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Where can I find a heroe? this is me:)

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Would you let someone take a picture of you naked, if they cut your head out of the picture? i got no hangups on that at all:)

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Why is the word for "a fear of long words" so long? (Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia) in answer to your question you will find it was, mr mark amafukinidiotami,well known in the field of longawordthanneoneino,he got degrees for it as well:)

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Where can I find a heroe? i've been here all night & you never noticed,shame on you:)

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What do you think are the most relaxing jobs to have? hypnotist:)

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When you come back from food shopping, what do you open first? pork pies:)

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What is something that it NOT very fun to do naked? have sex with a cactus maybe:0

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Spiderman is amazing, the Hulk is incredible, the X-Men are uncanny and Iron Man is invincible. What are you? the unshootable vasectomy man:0

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Which swimming style do you like best? same as the bedroom "the doggy":)

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How should i give my boyfriend hints to let him know i want to live together? do his ironing:)

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Has BUSH licked TWAT (The War Against Terrorism)? well he gave it good shot,but it sort off spat back in his face:)

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Whats the First Name of the UGLIEST person you know? bloody:)

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My heart is open, tell me how you feel confused & unappreciated:)

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Survey: What do you think a cute pet name would be for Obama during those ah... intimate moments? ooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhh "assbammer" one more time:0

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When crawling through a tunnel with a friend in the nude, would you prefer to be at the back or the front? :D if it was a girlfriend the front,i'd think one tunnel would be enough to look at not two:)

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What is it about James Bond that make woman want him? i used to think it was because of his protective nature,but now i think it's cos he's got a big gun:)

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If misery loves company,is there such things as misery parties? (humorous answers welcome) yeh, you get a slice of glum pie,mixed with sad salad,& to wash it all down with a bottle of Boredeux wine:)

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IF you won the lottery would you dump your current partner? no way,i'd just get a few more:)

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Michael Jackson VS Prince (Who'd win in a fist fight?) i'd go with prince,it's well known coloured guys are better at boxing:)

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I have an addiction to shoes and handbags that is really starting to get out of control. What can I do to make myself resist temptation? why resist,girls should be interested in them ,i know i like girls to be:)

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Are you a negative or positive person? AB positive:)

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How do you wear your hear, up down, long or short, geled, tied back, spiked.............? sort off, tucked in under my skin:)

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Are girls with short hair cute? god no,might as well date a bloke:)

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Is it just me or is it getting hot in here? you're probably still feeling the heat from last night 'tell you what,i'll come up next tuesday & we can do it again:)

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When your alarm clock rings, what is your first reaction? i just say to myself, "great now i can get straight to work" NOT:)

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Do you know where the band name "Pink Floyd" came from? i do beleive they were christian names (pink & floyd)of some old time singers,i think:)

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Whats the worst thing a man can say to a women during labor? don't forget nurse,when you've done a few more stitches won't hurt:)

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Can you reel off your mobile phone number off the top of your head, or do you have to look it up? no probs,how's the rovers doing nowadays;0

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What emotion best describes your mood for the day ? :) angrilicous:)

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Can you reel off your mobile phone number off the top of your head, or do you have to look it up? 08 3 70 5 9 i wasnt far off,best go look it up:)

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Why does my Friday feel like a Monday? are you on the weekend shift again bud:)

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Who was hotter, Wilma or Betty? Why? wilma easily,freds always bowling & messing about,she'd be right up for it:)

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What comes to your mind when I say "temptation"? ready or not,here i come:)

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Why you little _______? tramp:)

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Never mix _ with _. never mix words with a dyslexic:0

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Why does Donald Duck not wear pants but puts a towel on after a shower? you've heard off "water off a ducks back " i presume,well thats where it all goes,on his butt:)

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What would be your devilish dessert? larmes & cream:)

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Why is love so difficult to understand? if we all understood it,could we not use against ourselves as some often do,it is the greatest quest in ones life & to achieve it or just touch it the once then we could all leave the earth knowing that we've experienced it & is written down as the most exhilarating chapter in anyone's book,sadly this does not happen for all:)

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When is honesty, difficult? when you're a perpetual liar:) seriously tho,the truth can be very damaging & upsetting as some people shy from it & trust me not many want to hear it.

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I am describing an unknown object to you as being both "beautiful" and "deadly". What would your first guess be for what it is? i just asked the wife if she'd pose for a picture holding a knife,but she wont do it, otherwise i could have answered this question:)

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Wait aren't squares by definition rectangles? thats just silly,who ever heard of sqectangles:)

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Do you see an up side to the current economic downturn? Are we better off in some ways if everyone is taken down by a few rungs? its been rough for my family for the past 2 yrs & now,apart from the mortgage I am getting better deals on the majority of my finances,long may it continue,those who benefit from everyones struggle over the years are not going to be taken down any rungs,they'll still come up smiling:)

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The wife wants an intimate piercing,how should i feel about this? sorry,wrong catergory.

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Why do people ask 'who is the richest person in the world' but never 'who is the poorest person in the world'? so i dont get embarrased:)

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What is your opinion on redheaded women? I've hated being a redhead my whole life. i had a red girlfriend once & to be honest I will never forget her:)

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Have you ever seen a ghost?Do you believe in ghosts?Anyone had any spooky experiences? funny you said that,only last night in bed i felt as if someone was squeezing me real hard & i'm a non-beleiver.

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What castle do you live near, if any? castle coch in wales:)

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I am a bit confused about how many bits make & byte, how much mb makes gb can anyone help me out? try confused.com:)

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If you could pick your own name, what would it be? jimmy watkins

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I just put my REAL pic on my profile. Would you do that? i have been as my avatar:)

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What would Distract you from getting to sleep? a fly:)

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I am a professional. Who would let me check their temperature to see if they are HOT? i think it would be too dangerous for you,you might get burnt:)

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Have you ever visually seen anything that you can't explain? A guy I worked with swore he saw a 5 foot high jackrabbit while camping in the desert. i saw very strange lights in the sky going over my car on the local mountain moving very strangely about 6 years ago,to this day i say they were not aircraft. it certainly made me think twice about ufo's.

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Ok, your spouse comes in and catches you with someone else in the bed. What do you say? (funny answers only please!) so you didn't organise this birthday treat for me then,doh wait till i see my brother, what a prankster:)

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Why do most animals have tails? because all evolved from the sea,the tail (a swimming aid) though when they got on dry land it was found to have all the uses mentioned above/below so it was kept because it was too useful to lose.

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What do get when you mix a very angry person and a very happy person? a vicious comedian:)

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Have you ever fallen asleep during sex? I have so come on feel free to admit it! never,cant say i've met anyone that bad:)

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What animal describes your character best? Why? a dog,a playful mischevievous soul with the ability to be of a good heart & protective of all good things around me,no chance on licking my own butt though,forget that:)

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Please fill this up: I Was Born To _________________ be controversial:)

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THATS WHAT SHE SAID! unbeleivable,after all i've done for her:)

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Never mix _ with _. oranges without the lid on:)

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So what did you do today? seems like i've upset some people:0

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Why on Gods " Red,White and Blue " earth do you have to speek spanish to get a job? forget the waiters jobs, broaden your horizons:)

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When people reject your advice, does that annoy you? sure does,why do i get grief when i suggest that the secretary would look better in a french maids outfit:)

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How much have you cursed today so far? f--k knows about 50 f------g times,oops sorry 52:)

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You dont wanna go outside because.................? its safer in here with me, said with a hannibal lecter slurping kinda sound:)

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What do you think of the pregnant man that had a baby? if live can evolve through any form,is it such a bad thing:) please take into account i know nothing of this & just commenting on the question.

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What do you think of the film Straw Dogs? one word "excellent"

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What is one "truism" about women that you believe? they absolutely love shoes,i think its cos they've got ugly feet:)

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If I could hear your thoughts right at this moment, what would I hear? for heavens sake woman shut up,(the wifes nagging( :)

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If you could be a god of ANYTHING, what would it be and why? the god of travel & give everyone a free ride to lessstressville:)

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Whats so romantic about the moon? its a light in the darkness,in there you feel warm & safe enveloped by an all consuming passion to never be from its side,to always want to be a part of it & merge into its being as one,a bit like love really:)

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In your opinion, what is the sexiest thing a girl can wear? i cant think of anything sexier than when the wife puts on one of my white shirts with the collar on & buttons strategically open down to the cleavage :)

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Would you rather have a third eye in the middle of your head, or a horn in the middle of your head? give me the horn please,imagine how many clothes i could hang on it when i'm shopping with the wife,save me from standing there with my arms aching holding about 15 items for 4 hours:)

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What is wrong with the United States that needs to be corrected? it needs to be closer to the uk so i can get to disneyland more often, cheaper:)

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What is your dog's favorite toy? the neighbours leg at the moment,so funny:)

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What magazine's cover would you want to be on? With what headline? Millionaires weekly:)

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Have you ever hurt somebody's fellings and you knew you shouldn't of said that? depends on the situation,i am not one to keep shut if something needs to be said no matter the consequence,but if i digress & realise my words were inappropriate then i will apologise & hope it will be accepted,if not,tough:)

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Do you think I could start a trend if i wore watches on both wrists? puts a new meaning to the phrase "two timer" sure why not give it a go:)

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Can you name a famous David? david r soul (middle names robert) :)

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I'm feeling a bit depressed can someone cheer me up? sorry to hear becca,wish i could stay & help but i gotta go soon,get yourself some choccys & wine & think happy thoughts,it never works for me but you never know:)

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I'm gonna rephrase my last question. Do you think God is responsible for creating the process of evolution? typical this is,him always getting the credit for creating this or creating that,no one seems to care about the input i put in & the hours i slogged on making some of his visions actually work,its always the same the top guy gets the glory & the little grafter next to him gets the lookover,i tell you next time someone wants a hand with wordly ideas & notions of creating an image in...

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Did you really mean what you just said? i have an intense beleif in trying not to be able to regret anything that i have said,so basically yes & i know the truth hurts but i would be cheating both you & myself if i tried to be someone other than the person i am:)

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Why does it cost so damn much to have someone killed? the cost surely cannot exceed the price of a life:)

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What do you believe has to happen for you to go to heaven? i think dying could be a starting point:)

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Is there a sense of loneliness in your life? not now, but there was a time a while back,its a feeling you dont forget too easily:)

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What's one job that you would never do again? kamikaze pilot:)

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What's one thing you've seen in your life that has most surprised / amazed you? an apology from the wife:)

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Do viewers in Wales still manage to pick up a soap entitled Pobol y Cwm (Welsh = people of the valley)? yeh, druid TV rocks:)

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What would I have to give you to make you run around my neirboorhood naked 3 times? a practice run as an example:)

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When I fall asleep with a ring on my finger, why is it when I wake up in the morning, the ring won't come off? if you have your hand over the covers the metal will contract & tighten due to the cooler temperature thus trapping blood as it tries to return from the fingertip to the heart,thus causing a swelling,if under the cover the role is reversed:)

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The English city of Manchester will reward people for keeping fit. Do you think it will be successfull? Should other cities attempt the same type of incentive plan? i,m sorry but councellers are not of this earth & how stupid is the UK getting, how would this possibly benefit anybody.

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Who was the guy who first looked at a cow and said, "I think I'll drink whatever comes out of those things when I squeeze 'em!"? probably someone from Uddersfield in england,i reckon it must have happened early on as time began & cows evolved when food was scarce & cro-magnum man thought if it was good enough for the little calves it'd be ok for him/her,so my guess would be "Arthur the cow tugging nomad":)

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Why can't they keep a good man down? not true, the wife manages to pretty well:0

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What is a good way to guard against sharks when swimming in the ocean? buy one of those electric deterent rods & get some eyes stuck on the back of your head,they come from behind:)

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What's sexier. A woman who reveals her shoulders, cleavage, legs or back? legs mainly,but my personal preference "secrets":)

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Are you a black or white person or is there ever a grey area anywhere? I've spend most of my life without the grey area but as I've matured I'm come to find out that life is better with the grey are, There should be compromise What do you think? it's such a provocative colour full of spontanaiety & romance,without it i cant see the point of living,its what i want most in my life & have been quite fortunate to enjoy its touch & to be living in a world of "red":)

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What comes to your mind when I say "scar"? chasing someone from my schooldays when I caught a stone pillar & cut my finger:)

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Do you have a sense of humour that not many people get? no,i'm always being told not to be too serious:)

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If I held out my hand, what would you put in it? fill it full of leaves to make a palm tree:)

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What is a word for much more? abundance,over the limit:_)

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Why do we fear change, and fight so hard to keep things the same? it's all about comfort & routine,we arrange our surroundings to suit ourselves, yet never really question that there could be a better way, we are human we adapt & we overcome,we just need to be shown the way,change is not at all easy & barriers have to be broken down to release us from the chains that bind us.

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Do you follow the leader? if i beleive they're on the right path sure why not:0

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What are some things that keep changing everyday? nappies:)

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In my profile I wrote a small piece of poetry. Can you please check it out and tell me if its any good wow,touching emotional,painful,what a life story,as one who has never even touched upon experiences such as in your life,you make me feel truly grateful for what i have,write another poem but celebrate your friends life to,try to fit in his character his lust for life,his humour,i know its easy for me to say but if you can do that not only his memory will live inside you it will live in all who...

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Name something too Hot to Handle? one of them red small chilli like things,burn your throat out:)

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Do you know of any great pianists (past or present) who were/are also movie actors? The only one I can think of is Oscar Levant. richard gere is classically trained,dudley moore is a bit of a genius on the old ivories,even axel rose has starred in films & he's a hell of a pianist:)

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Have you been out today? you got cats,tell me how many,names etc:)

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I would________ if I only had _________ fix it if only i had the right tools:)

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Do women who look Attractive and are Happy owe it to the men in their life? this is so true:)

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Have you been out today? what in this weather,are you mad:)

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Ladies, have you ever wished you had a penis? Why? have a go at this vamp:)

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Anyone else get turned on by the thought of a vampire coming to seduce them? if she's coming to suck the blood out of me ,forget it,everything else is on offer though;0

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What are you keeping that you don't need but have a hard time getting rid of? the mother-in-law:)

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When you see a sex scene in a movie, do you get any ideas? no, but the wife does, she's so good at spotting wallpaper that would look nice in the house:)

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Which AB-er would you like to share a Kiss with? xmastime will be here soon,to me a romantic occasion,all would be welcome under the mistletoe but only one into the bedroom:)

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Where do strippers keep their money at an all nude dance joint? in their pursey:)

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I love to meet nice and extraordinary people. What makes you extra-ordinary? i see visions like, only 5 people will answer this question tonight:)

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If you could be an animal in the water, what animal would you be? for example i would be a Great White Shark! i,d be a barracuda, my partner an angel fish & my ex a sponge:)

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What runs around the garden but doesnt move? is it a fence:)

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How many of you are on facebook? me's there:)

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Describe love. love can be shown in many forms & to knock it down to one description will belittle the rest,its a beleif just like any religion or ideology, it has no boundaries,no restrictions,it is the ultimate human goal to reach, but is so difficult to acquire hence all the worlds troubles,we all need something to reach out for & the beleif in love we assume is the answer to an enriched life:)

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Welcome to my Gym - which equipment would you like to try first? well i only came to see the new place cos the wifes on about joining the womens aerobics class.is there a balcony to to sit & watch the exercises to see if there not too difficult for her:)

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Thumpy would be a good nickname for _____________. What? a violent egg "thumpy dumpty"(cracking right hand:):)

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Do you believe in LUST at first sight? its happened a few times in my life & it's the best experience, where its just free, no boundaries, no worries, no hangups,just pure hell bent passionate exhilarating spur of the moment stuff,the kinda thing we all dream about,sadly it can backfire & i musta been lucky but wow it may not last long sometimes but the memory of it is there forever,LUST IS A MUST:)

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What's the first thing that comes to mind when I say Hawaii? volcanoes:)

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What's one thing you Like and one thing you Dislike about yourself? my honesty i like & my libido i dislike as i can't control it:)

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What does the number 3 mean to you? the number of my house:)

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What type of Milk do you take in your hot drinks? cows:)

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What is there an abundance of where you live? sheep,we never run out of wooly jumpers:)

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What would you rate your singing voice out of 10? 10+ but its waning a bit now,

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Someone told me this is breast awareness month, How will you celebrate it? as usual i will go with a hands on approach & offer all the support i can:)

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Loving you is .........? an ambitious challenge, which i look forward too every day:)

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What's the main colour of your wardrobe contents? pink,i advise all to check what you put in your washing machine:)

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What's the most Creative thing you've ever done? (giving birth excluded please!) opened up a shoe shop for one legged people,started well but i couldnt join the half price sales at xmas,so i went bust:)

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How many people can honestly say "Thongs are comfortable" bought a joblot for the wife last xmas & found out she hates them,so now they get used for catapulting cat litter at the dog next door to stop him barking:)

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Has your wife ever bought the condoms? yeh she did once, when she went to Brighton with the girls for the weekend,i did find it strange though, cos she hasn't got a c--k:)

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What does your imaginary t shirt say ~ like you do have one don't you? stand back i need to express myself:)

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Othe than your PC/Laptop; what's on your desk right now? my digi camera;)

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Have you ever seen a the sex organ of an elephant fully extended? wow! that,s why they,ve got long trunks,for the BJ:)

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Under or over? it's no fun getting your leg under;)

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Whats the best or worst pick up line ever? my mate over there thinks you,re gorgeous,but he's really drunk, so I thought i'd have a crack instead:)

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What do you and your spouse do as a hobby together? laugh alot together,she is so funny:)

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How old is michael jackson i think his, nose is 10yrs hair is 14yrs lips is 3yrs mind is 5yrs body about 40yrs so in theory he's 72 ;)

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What is the best way to die? saving a childs life,that would have some meaning to me:)

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Do you perfer Ketchup or Mustard? mayo for meyo:)

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What do you love about yourself the most? my serious nature:)

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Can you tell me about something that needs to be tenderized? my neck:)

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Why do some people sleep even when they're not tired? lowers the heartrate,make you live longer,boringly though:)

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What comes to mind when I mention the word ' pig'? oinkment:)

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Its not fair all the gay guys are gorgeous anyone agree? you're going to the wrong pubs:)

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What is the point of shrunken heads? your right,there are people with small minds:) seriously tho,at least the tribes have moved into the 21st century & use tumble dryers instead,more humane:)

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Should I buy silk or cotton pj's, which are the most comfortable? save money,do the skin thang & huddle up to your partner:)

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If you could rent me for a day and a night, what would you want to do? go to the restaurant & feel like a king, knowing i got the best looking gal next to me:)

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Has anything in your life been easy? did a 6 piece jigsaw once:)

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If you were short, would you consider surgery to make your legs longer? is this prompted from the new tests being done crossing man with giraffe:)

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There are two friends at the club...One is skinny, tan, big breasted, but can't even spell her own name. The other girl is cute. She's smart and funny. A little introverted, but a blast when you get her out of her shell....which one do you go for guys? always start at the top of the tree,go for both,expand your horizons:)

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What are the most effective yet simple ways people can save energy? sit down:)

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The sun is shining and warming my heart and soul. Who wants to celebrate this joy with me? can you bag it & send it over to the UK please,then i can join you,get some good gloves though:)

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Has LOVE got all the ANSWERS? for about 6 months yeh:)

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Men, do these vital statistics sound good to you: 34C- 26-34 on a 5 ft 4 inch lady? its true,nice things come in small packages,mmmmmmmm:)

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What's that you're hiding in your pocket? Be honest!! it really is a banana:)

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What do you think about, when you stare at trees, and plants? i'm glad i put the kitchen window there:)

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Do you need an excuse to drink beer? ahhhhhhhh beer,helping ugly people have sex since it first was brewed,thats a good enough excuse isn't it:)

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Do you ever get a fly around you that just will not go away? if that's your problem,change your perfume,probably smells like s:) seriously tho yeh,it bugs the hell out of me especially in the bedroom when you're trying to sleep,

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Don't you think that those telemarketers that harrass us thru the phone are annoying? What do you tell them? nothing,why waste a breath:)

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On those nights when you can't sleep, what do you think about to help you relax? i wish she'd move her damn elbow:)

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What's one thing you should not do in Las Vegas? dont listen to touts selling elvis concert tickets:)

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Don't you hate it when you can think of the nicest thing to do for someone, but it's just impossible? (A teacher at my school has cancer and is obsessed with Johnny Depp and it would just make her whole life to meet him I'm sure) why impossible,he's gotta have a fan club write a letter you never know,he's probably known someone in that situation, you may just get lucky, especially if you get the whole school to sign:)

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Be honest, have you EVER tried to sound or act like Elvis? Speaking, singing, dancing, the stand... yeh,not recommended though,hip replacements are expensive & i was always dying for a s--t:)

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Do you have a KILLER body? yeh'& i bet you've got one to die for too:)

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When did you last change your image? 3 years ago:)

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When asked how many people you slept with, do you lie? never:)

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Be honest, do you ever still pick your nose? that would hurt,those picks are nasty things:)

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Is it easy to fall in love with YOU? from the look of your pics i'd make sure you would:)

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Do you know a good insult? Preferably with an international flair? (like... may the fleas of a thousand camels infest your armpits!) which c--tree did you come from:)

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Someone told me their urine smells like fish sticks...advice anyone? freeze it then sell it on:)

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What does the credit crunch taste like? bitter leaving a bad aftertaste,so i gotta say "lemony"

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I'm trying to think of a good way to mildly freak out random strangers, got any suggestions? can you climb trees & have you got a really big plastic spider with an elastic band on it? you gotta try that:)

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What's your relationship like with your computer? its great,it does everything i ask,where else can you find that:)

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A girl at my mans work gave him a hug,would you be upset?he says she hugs everyone but im still upset.he said he didn't tell me cause it wasn't a big deal. was it a greeting? how did you find out? "it's no big deal" so it should never happen again if he knows it upsets you:)

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What part of sex do you like the most? the bit where the 3 of them go in the shower afterwards:)

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If a little bird told me some good news today, what kind of bird would that be? a lyre bird:)

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What is the best pick up line you have ever been given? (male or female tell wich though) its never happened to me but if it did i would want "here let me get that drink for you":)

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Can you mention some animals that remind you of yourself regarding the following: 1. Speed 2. Intelligence 3. Looks 4. Overall personality? cat monkey monkey monkey;)

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Is sex better in the city? good job you didnt mis-spell that last word:)

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Have you ever started something you cant be bothered to finish? answering this ques

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Could a replica of Noah's arc be built using gopher wood well if he didnt gopher the wood he would never have built it,he had to get it from somewhere:) there are rumours that it has been found but it is too inaccesible to get to it on a mountain in nepal i think,

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Lips are best used when they are _________? in the mood for luuuuurve:)

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Would you let an NFL Kicker Kick you in the nards with all his might for a million dollars? & then go for the crutchdown,no chance:)

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Did you choose to become who you are? no the wife did:)

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Whats that coming over the hill? julie andrews:)

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Who do you have Sympathy for....? the ex:)

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Do all men like skinny woman? give me curves please before i'm sick:)

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How long does it take you to get ready for a night out? 5mins signed superman:)

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HELP PLEASE!!! What is the best way of removing Ice Cream from a small angry man? wait for it to melt,but i'm surprised he let you go there:)

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Why do you try to make people laugh? its like a polar bear falling over, "to break the ice":)

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When we finally do make contact with aliens, how will we embarrass ourselves first? "so what the f---s going on in bermuda then":)

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Police have found out that tasers don't work on wild boars. What other interesting but essentially useless pieces of information have you come across lately? this is interesting if you,ve got an armed boar on the loose mugging everyone:)

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Guys do you go for looks in a woman or her personality? easly personality & humour:)

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Would you date a clown? coco (1915-1957) r.i.p.:)

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If you could hang out with Jesus for half a day what would you want to do? i reckon it'd be cool to go ice skating :)

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What would you do if you could, but you can’t so you won’t? spank anonymouses avatars bottom for being sooooooooo naughty:)

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In your opinion, what celebrity has great legs? (Photographic evidence is much welcomed ; ) cameron diaz ,i can name the right & the left but i'm not sure if she's got a third:)

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If you could be ten years younger, what would you do? comb my hair:)

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Why do you use Answerbag? someone has superglued my hand to my mouse,my mouse to my desk & i've only got one arm,i cant switch off:)

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I got another cat and my other cat is hissing at it. Is this normal? same here & its mother & daughter,i think its normal:)

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Have you ever played strip poker? How did it turn out? yeh, couple of times & the diamonds were not the only jewels in sight that night,it was like a little club for lonely hearts,it was the ace of spades:)

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What's the first thing popup in your mind if someone ask you "What's your size" it goes from small to large:)

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What am I supposed to think? that mike mcenroe is one good looking bloke & is as hot as that small chilli looking thing:)

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Could you kill batman? probably not,but i reckon i could take that robin bloke:)

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If I hurt you, could and would you forgive me? if its a knee to the groin,you got no chance:)

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Why should bats sleep upside down unlike all other mammals and birds? When will they learn to sleep like the rest of us? yeh its daft innit i mean,if they wanna go poo in the night/day whatever, they gonna get it right in the eye,no wonder they,re blind:)

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What rhymes with orange besides door henge? lozenge:)

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Why are you laughing, will you share it with us? the cats absolutely drenched:)

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Can you tell me of an experience you have had that has changed your attitude/outlook forever? yeh, two is not better than the one:)

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If you had an opportunity to role play on AB, whose role would you play? (see link) casanova:)

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When you think about words that have many meanings, which word do you think of first? woman:)

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Can you quickly think of something that needs to be covered? easy,angelina jolie in whipped cream:)

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What's your opinion on STARS who don't sign autographs, or answer FAN mail? i,m sorry i really cant see the importance of it:)

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Please complete this statement: "If I had known _____________________ ." it was going to be painful,i would have told her to keep her ideas to herself:)

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Would you ever agree to be a participant in a clinical trial testing new medications for the very first time on humans, knowing that the side effects are possibly unknown? i did the uk viagra trials in the early days, god that was fun:)

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What does it mean when someone tickles your palm when shaking hands? Is there more than one meaning? it means they,ve got an itchy finger:) i agree with deidre tho,

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