Answerbag: Big Jake's answers

Answer to Are there really trace amounts of acid in the THC found in Marijuana?

Sat, 16 Jan 2010 09:41:24 -0800

Are there really trace amounts of acid in the THC found in Marijuana?

Lysergic acid diethylamide is a man-made chemical derived from the ergot fungus. Therefore, no, acid is not found naturally in marijuana. This might be a misinterpretation of the fact that both THC and acid are psychoactives although very different in form and effect. LSD is destroyed upon...

Answer to Has any one goten a sezuire like sysmptom after smoking alot of weed or really potent weed? lasting around only 10-30 seconds

Sat, 16 Jan 2010 09:28:57 -0800

Has any one goten a sezuire like sysmptom after smoking alot of weed or really potent weed? lasting around only 10-30 seconds

I would doubt that the weed and seizures are linked unless you had some sort of preexisting condition which is triggered by the grass. I've never heard of seizures being linked with marijuana but often times seizures and migraines may be due to stress or anxiety. Perhaps you're having an...

Answer to Have you ever experimented with Morning Glory seeds? Did you use seeds bought from the store? What were the effects and how much did you take?

Fri, 01 Jan 2010 18:10:49 -0800

Have you ever experimented with Morning Glory seeds? Did you use seeds bought from the store? What were the effects and how much did you take?

Yes. I bought four packs of Burpee's Heavenly Blue morning glory seeds from my local dealer (Home Depot). I ground up all four packs with an herb grinder and downed them with some water. (They taste exactly like you think they would so be ready to chase them with a drink) After about an hour...

Answer to How can I kill myself without making it look like suicide??

Wed, 16 Dec 2009 21:57:20 -0800

How can I kill myself without making it look like suicide??

OK. So don't ask me why I've thought this through... And I won't ask why you want to know! :D CSI thought of it first with the gun with the balloon attached... But use a weather balloon like the ones you can buy from most army-navy surplus store. Now one of those suckers will carry the gun...

Answer to Would you let clients and co-workers see your home?

Wed, 16 Dec 2009 21:45:47 -0800

Would you let clients and co-workers see your home?

Personally; I work at Dunkin' Donuts so yes but only if I see their ID. I work with some fine high school girls. ;D But I'd say that if they are people you would normally hang out with, why not? As long as your house is looking spiffy! :D

Answer to Why do men think about sex 23 hours of the day?

Wed, 16 Dec 2009 21:26:55 -0800

Why do men think about sex 23 hours of the day?

THAT my friend is the mystery of life. And what's better to think about? :D

Answer to What are some good over the counter drugs for depression and anxiety? Do they work very well? Are they affordable Has anyone tried any of them? How well do they work? (2009-11-09)

Mon, 09 Nov 2009 22:27:39 -0800

What are some good over the counter drugs for depression and anxiety? Do they work very well? Are they affordable Has anyone tried any of them? How well do they work? (2009-11-09)

Doc gave me a 14 week supply of lexapro free just for going to see him. I was kind of apprehensive about ****ing with my brain chemistry but I have to say I feel a lot like my old self again. As for the price I dunno...

Answer to What are three things that are sure to kill your sex life?

Fri, 18 Sep 2009 14:50:15 -0700

What are three things that are sure to kill your sex life?

I'd say WoW but I know a real player who also happens to be a WoW player...

Answer to Can anyone tell me about updog?

Fri, 18 Sep 2009 14:48:28 -0700

Can anyone tell me about updog?

Alright I'll bite... What's updog??? AHAHAHAHA oh gee I think I pooped a little that was so funny...

Answer to How do i go to myspace at school?

Fri, 18 Sep 2009 14:47:07 -0700

How do i go to myspace at school?

Here's an easy way to bypass that pesky school filter: Google "babelfish" Then simply use the site translator to translate your desired site from Japanese to English for example. Since myspace is already in English it will be displayed the same and you will be able to view...

Answer to What time do you like to rise and shine?

Mon, 14 Sep 2009 12:43:23 -0700

What time do you like to rise and shine?

Well I like to get up around the crack of noon but employment forces me to get up at 4 am every morning :(

Answer to Have you spoken to god today?

Mon, 14 Sep 2009 12:42:11 -0700

Have you spoken to god today?

Yes. He says "WAZZAAAAP??" and also "Stop touching yourself"

Answer to If you "had" to choose a way to die how would you die?

Mon, 14 Sep 2009 12:40:42 -0700

If you "had" to choose a way to die how would you die?

For a while I've been saying I'd like to die by lighting myself on fire and jumping out of an airplane but after going to a restaurant to eat I've decided on death by chocolate.

Answer to If you snort viagra does it work faster?

Mon, 14 Sep 2009 12:37:37 -0700

If you snort viagra does it work faster?

Nope but using it as a suppository might yield better results. Good luck!

Answer to Do you like purple drank?

Mon, 14 Sep 2009 12:36:07 -0700

Do you like purple drank?

Yessah. Ima gon grip n' sip.

Answer to Happy birthday to me

Mon, 14 Sep 2009 12:34:57 -0700

Happy birthday to me

I hope for your own sake that you're not someone who would take advantage of all the nice people on answerbag to score yourself some supposed birthday points. But I like to think that most people can't be so conniving! HAPPY BIRTHDAY! :D

Answer to How can you represent boring and stupid in a picture?

Mon, 14 Sep 2009 12:31:15 -0700

How can you represent boring and stupid in a picture?

Give someone bunny ears. Seriously, have some creativity and give them a wedgie.

Answer to Glands that produce a thick, sticky secretion are called

Mon, 14 Sep 2009 12:29:13 -0700

Glands that produce a thick, sticky secretion are called

Testicles.

Answer to Could I have a kiss?

Mon, 14 Sep 2009 12:27:37 -0700

Could I have a kiss?

Depends on what gender you are...

Answer to Where is your credit card?

Mon, 14 Sep 2009 12:27:00 -0700

Where is your credit card?

OH CRUD... You made me remember I left it at Dunkin Donut's :[

Answer to If I gave you a light saber what would you do with it?

Mon, 14 Sep 2009 12:25:16 -0700

If I gave you a light saber what would you do with it?

I'd drop it and see if it could cut to the center of the earth.

Answer to What are the primary colors?

Mon, 14 Sep 2009 12:23:12 -0700

What are the primary colors?

Just ask my friend Roy G. Biv.

Answer to Ever thought of robbing a bank?

Mon, 14 Sep 2009 12:16:14 -0700

Ever thought of robbing a bank?

Yeah. Are you in?

Answer to Can a famine happen again?

Mon, 14 Sep 2009 12:15:17 -0700

Can a famine happen again?

As in the famines currently occurring in third world countries? Yes.

Answer to Look around, what is the first red object you see?

Mon, 14 Sep 2009 12:14:29 -0700

Look around, what is the first red object you see?

Rocketship pen.

Answer to How much money do you need?

Mon, 14 Sep 2009 12:11:41 -0700

How much money do you need?

However much you'll give me. No seriously, give me money.

Answer to Whats your opionion about smoking pot?

Mon, 14 Sep 2009 12:10:49 -0700

Whats your opionion about smoking pot?

I think it's fun! It also makes typoes like "opionion" VERY funny.

Answer to Do you like your job?

Mon, 14 Sep 2009 11:58:54 -0700

Do you like your job?

No but I like money so I keep it :)

Answer to Do you ever have fun putting glue on you hand then when it's dry peeling it off?

Mon, 14 Sep 2009 11:54:46 -0700

Do you ever have fun putting glue on you hand then when it's dry peeling it off?

Oh man I still love doing that. In fact I'm going to go find some glue right now...

Answer to How do you normally get someone into bed with you?

Mon, 14 Sep 2009 11:50:34 -0700

How do you normally get someone into bed with you?

I use a large rope snare and a wheelbarrow.

Answer to Why some girls would like to show off the part of thier thong which they are wearing?

Mon, 14 Sep 2009 11:47:56 -0700

Why some girls would like to show off the part of thier thong which they are wearing?

Dancin's answer is right but maybe also in homage to a whale's tail? Haha just a thought.

Answer to Are you a sexy woman and always get's looked at?

Mon, 14 Sep 2009 11:45:44 -0700

Are you a sexy woman and always get's looked at?

Nope. But I sure do like looking ;)

Answer to What is your favorite phase of the moon? Why?

Mon, 14 Sep 2009 11:43:55 -0700

What is your favorite phase of the moon? Why?

Full moon for sure. Not only is it bright enough to do a lot more things outdoors but it makes some people act kind of strange...

Answer to I do like lagers. I like most kinds of beer. But I was wondering what is you favorite brand of beer?

Mon, 14 Sep 2009 11:42:16 -0700

I do like lagers. I like most kinds of beer. But I was wondering what is you favorite brand of beer?

I haven't tried many... but I love Labatt's and am willing to try any new beer!!

Answer to What would you like for dinner?

Mon, 14 Sep 2009 11:40:43 -0700

What would you like for dinner?

Oooh some beans and franks would be AWESOME!!

Answer to My soon to be EX wife...thinks that I should be paying for 1/2 of school cloths for the kids and half of school supplies when I pay her child support. Am i wrong or is my child support supposed to cover these things? wheres the money I give her going to?

Mon, 14 Sep 2009 11:39:36 -0700

My soon to be EX wife...thinks that I should be paying for 1/2 of school cloths for the kids and half of school supplies when I pay her child support. Am i wrong or is my child support supposed to cover these things? wheres the money I give her going to?

That's what the child support is for... I think it might instead be buying mommy's new pocketbook :P

Answer to Are you 420 friendly? If so, what country are you from and how old are you?

Sun, 13 Sep 2009 14:20:01 -0700

Are you 420 friendly? If so, what country are you from and how old are you?

Hahaha I'm especially 420 friendly right now. United States, 19

Answer to In the beginning there was .. nothing. At the end there was ____?

Sun, 13 Sep 2009 14:18:39 -0700

In the beginning there was .. nothing. At the end there was ____?

Everything? HOLY SH@# did I just uncover the secret to life, the world, and the universe as we know it??? Think about it :P physicists say the universe is expanding :O

Answer to I think my dog is dying... The vet said his kidneys aren't functioning very well anymore. He's about 15 yrs old and has lost a lot of his energy. I can't stand the thought of him dying. How can I make his last few days happy? :'(

Wed, 09 Sep 2009 18:45:37 -0700

I think my dog is dying... The vet said his kidneys aren't functioning very well anymore. He's about 15 yrs old and has lost a lot of his energy. I can't stand the thought of him dying. How can I make his last few days happy? :'(

Thank you everyone for your responses and support! The vet said he wasn't in any pain but wasn't sure of how serious his condition was. Tommy passed away tonight around 7pm. He will be missed :'(

Answer to Is there an evolutionary purpose for human emotions?

Sun, 06 Sep 2009 18:24:43 -0700

Is there an evolutionary purpose for human emotions?

I'd say emotions are the most primal form of communication between humans. Anyone can look at the face of someone experiencing happiness, sadness, anger, or love and instantly feel what they are feeling. Scientists have even found neurons in our brains, aptly called "mirror...

Answer to Where is the worst place to be stuck waiting?

Tue, 01 Sep 2009 13:47:02 -0700

Where is the worst place to be stuck waiting?

At Dunkin' Donuts. It smells like coffee.

Answer to Why cant i squirt? i heard that all girls can squirt. i have tried, but with no success. help. i am single and i need to know how to squirt. my girlfriend does it alot and im jealous. :-(

Sun, 30 Aug 2009 12:28:49 -0700

Why cant i squirt? i heard that all girls can squirt. i have tried, but with no success. help. i am single and i need to know how to squirt. my girlfriend does it alot and im jealous. :-(

I'm not sure of the actual mechanisms involved but... I'd be more than happy to test out some of my theories with you ;D http://www.hiyoooo.com/

Answer to I found a blue oblong pill marked k41 on one side and nothing on the other, what is it

Sun, 30 Aug 2009 12:19:17 -0700

I found a blue oblong pill marked k41 on one side and nothing on the other, what is it

For all of your pill identifying needs: http://www.drugs.com/imprints.php And since the pill you described gets no hits... I'd say only one way to find out :D

Answer to Is weed to eating contests what steroids are to baseball?

Sun, 30 Aug 2009 12:14:37 -0700

Is weed to eating contests what steroids are to baseball?

Haha I was just thinking how useful the munchies would be if I was trying to eat 59 hot dogs in under 12 minutes :P

Answer to Why drugs exsist?

Mon, 22 Jun 2009 11:26:56 -0700

Why drugs exsist?

Drugs exist for many reasons. They are used for curing multiple medical maladies ranging from a headache to a case of diarrhea. Some drugs such as caffeine, cocaine, and opium can effect the users mood, making them happier, more energetic, or more relaxed. Drugs such as LSD A, Psilocybin,...

Answer to What should i do if i am a single mother who is 27 and has 3 children and my 13 year old daughter is coming home with hickeys all over and just found out she is pregnant with an 18 year old boys kid and they want to runaway together. The boy has no job.

Sun, 17 May 2009 10:56:16 -0700

What should i do if i am a single mother who is 27 and has 3 children and my 13 year old daughter is coming home with hickeys all over and just found out she is pregnant with an 18 year old boys kid and they want to runaway together. The boy has no job.

Have you seen Juno? If so, the answer is clear.

Answer to What would your first reaction be like if you found out you were going to be the mother/father of jesus?

Sun, 17 May 2009 10:51:11 -0700

What would your first reaction be like if you found out you were going to be the mother/father of jesus?

Well to be honest I'm still in college and I couldn't support a little baby jesus, let alone pay for HIS college, so I'd probably have to have little baby jesus aborted D: But then again this is hypothetical correct?

Answer to What is your favorite kind of skittles

Sat, 08 Nov 2008 10:46:45 -0800

What is your favorite kind of skittles

Original Skittles. Red.

Answer to What are side effects of DMT?

Mon, 27 Oct 2008 17:44:02 -0700

What are side effects of DMT?

Very good question... i don't know of many long-term studies into the side effects of such an obscure drug.

Answer to Are greener boogers a sign of good health?

Mon, 27 Oct 2008 17:42:12 -0700

Are greener boogers a sign of good health?

Watch out =[ Trolls are out tonight.

Answer to When you see someone you know you _________.

Fri, 19 Sep 2008 06:58:28 -0700

When you see someone you know you _________.

Give em' five!

Answer to Do you like cornbread made with or without sugar? (or not at all?)

Wed, 17 Sep 2008 15:16:02 -0700

Do you like cornbread made with or without sugar? (or not at all?)

I like it however my mom makes it :]

Answer to How often do you find spam that has made it past your junk mail folder?

Wed, 17 Sep 2008 15:11:16 -0700

How often do you find spam that has made it past your junk mail folder?

EVERY DAY. It gets really annoying when I have to search through it to find important emails I need to read.

Answer to How can I combat being so paranoid when I smoke pot? (please don't say "stop" that's not what I'm looking for)

Wed, 17 Sep 2008 15:01:10 -0700

How can I combat being so paranoid when I smoke pot? (please don't say "stop" that's not what I'm looking for)

I had serious paranoia/anxiety when smoking weed with some close friends of mine. Try to just cut back on the time you smoke with other people because this can ruin even the most solid of friendships. Certain chemicals in weed are the cause of paranoia and the other negative effects and the...

Answer to Is it possible for a plant to be female and male at the same time?

Wed, 17 Sep 2008 14:49:19 -0700

Is it possible for a plant to be female and male at the same time?

Yes actually. These are called hermaphrodites and they have both the male and female apparatus. These are uncommon in most strains but a few strains have a high probability of producing the "hermies".

Answer to When smoking weed, which do you prefer; Bong, Pipe or Joint?

Wed, 17 Sep 2008 14:45:05 -0700

When smoking weed, which do you prefer; Bong, Pipe or Joint?

All three if I have anything to say about it. Joints are usually reserved for when I'm going to a concert or something public where discretion is in order. Bongs are more for a morning "wake and bake" or a toke with friends at a party. Pipes are my last choice unless I...

Answer to What would you do if you were married to a jerk?

Wed, 10 Sep 2008 21:55:31 -0700

What would you do if you were married to a jerk?

I wouldn't in the first place :)

Answer to Your walking down the street. You smell something MAGNIFICENT! You follow it and what do you find?

Wed, 10 Sep 2008 21:53:56 -0700

Your walking down the street. You smell something MAGNIFICENT! You follow it and what do you find?

A double bacon cheeseburger hot off the grill!!!

Answer to Why can't men(even here on AB) be a gentlemen instead of being a name calling, immature, self rightous, disrespectful, inconsiderate butthole?

Mon, 08 Sep 2008 13:25:45 -0700

Why can't men(even here on AB) be a gentlemen instead of being a name calling, immature, self rightous, disrespectful, inconsiderate butthole?

Being a so-called "immature, self righteous, disrespectful, inconsiderate butthole" myself, I'd have to say the number one cause of my condition are the conceited and downright sexist women who cause more trouble than they are worth.

Answer to I'm depressed about alot of things.... can i get a hug?

Sun, 31 Aug 2008 21:06:24 -0700

I'm depressed about alot of things.... can i get a hug?

Don't worry. Everything's going to be alright.

Answer to DOES PUTTING YOUR CAR IN NEUTRAL ON A AUTOMATIC SAVE GAS

Sun, 31 Aug 2008 21:03:04 -0700

DOES PUTTING YOUR CAR IN NEUTRAL ON A AUTOMATIC SAVE GAS

If you are going down a hill with the car in neutral you would have to turn the car off in order to save gas. (Idling down a hill is the same as coasting). I suggest you don't try this though since turning off the car could leave you without power steering :D

Answer to On a hot summer day, what are some good cold-environment movies to watch to keep me cool.

Sun, 31 Aug 2008 20:58:33 -0700

On a hot summer day, what are some good cold-environment movies to watch to keep me cool.

COOL RUNNINGS. What better than the Jamaican bobsled team?

Answer to Are you a Bi-tarian, a meat a tarian that eats vegitables?

Sun, 31 Aug 2008 20:57:23 -0700

Are you a Bi-tarian, a meat a tarian that eats vegitables?

I call it being an omnivore. I believe there might be some scientific data to back this up.

Answer to Is it possible for two parents with the same hair and eye color to create a baby that has a different eye or hair color?

Sun, 31 Aug 2008 20:55:54 -0700

Is it possible for two parents with the same hair and eye color to create a baby that has a different eye or hair color?

Yes, genetics and DNA are far more complex than a single dominant physical trait.

Answer to Are you a "meatatarian"? (You only eat meat?)

Sun, 31 Aug 2008 20:53:16 -0700

Are you a "meatatarian"? (You only eat meat?)

No. I am a human and we are meant to be omnivores. Therefore I eat both plants and animals.

Answer to Would you eat a strangers barf for 2 million dollars?

Sun, 31 Aug 2008 20:51:11 -0700

Would you eat a strangers barf for 2 million dollars?

No... that's gross...

Answer to In your opinion, what is the most addicting free game on the internet?

Mon, 25 Aug 2008 15:33:34 -0700

In your opinion, what is the most addicting free game on the internet?

Runescape. Seriously, I couldn't go a day without my fix back in high school. I'm glad I cut that loose.

Answer to Have u seen NE stupid signs lately? I have. It said, "LOST DOG POODLE NEUTERED LIKE ONE OF THE FAMILY." rofl

Mon, 25 Aug 2008 15:20:47 -0700

Have u seen NE stupid signs lately? I have. It said, "LOST DOG POODLE NEUTERED LIKE ONE OF THE FAMILY." rofl

Big flashing construction sign on the highway. DAYTIME CRACK FILLING I lol'd.

Answer to Do you have icons all over your desktop, are you a desktop icon minimalist, or are you somewhere in the middle? How many icons do you have on your desktop now, and is that too many?

Sun, 24 Aug 2008 15:19:25 -0700

Do you have icons all over your desktop, are you a desktop icon minimalist, or are you somewhere in the middle? How many icons do you have on your desktop now, and is that too many?

Zero. I don't have anything on my desktop.

Answer to If you can interview one famous dead person, who would it be? what question would you ask?

Sat, 23 Aug 2008 16:50:23 -0700

If you can interview one famous dead person, who would it be? what question would you ask?

Nikola Tesla. The man was a genius and yet history seems to have forgotten him. He had a plan to create a system to give everyone in the world free electricity!

Answer to Can anxiety make it feel like your airways in your throat are closing? (even when your not panicing?) please comment back and by the way the doctor said that i dnt have any type of asthma...

Sat, 23 Aug 2008 15:33:42 -0700

Can anxiety make it feel like your airways in your throat are closing? (even when your not panicing?) please comment back and by the way the doctor said that i dnt have any type of asthma...

Sometimes anxiety can actually cause an almost permanent lump in the persons throat. This is usually treated with some counseling.

Answer to Are you addicted to cigarettes?

Sat, 23 Aug 2008 15:31:08 -0700

Are you addicted to cigarettes?

No I don't think so... the last pack I bought took me 2 weeks to finish. I think it's the last one I'm going to buy too.

Answer to Favorite South Park Episode?

Sat, 23 Aug 2008 15:27:55 -0700

Favorite South Park Episode?

Guitar Queer-O

Answer to What was the last thing you did in the bathroom today?

Tue, 19 Aug 2008 15:39:02 -0700

What was the last thing you did in the bathroom today?

I urinated. Oh then I washed my hands so I guess that's the last thing...

Answer to What is the longest distance you have traveled by bicycle?

Tue, 19 Aug 2008 15:31:04 -0700

What is the longest distance you have traveled by bicycle?

49 mile bike race. I was soooo sore the next day!!!

Answer to Are you the kind of person who changes the channel during commercials?

Sun, 17 Aug 2008 15:03:34 -0700

Are you the kind of person who changes the channel during commercials?

I do this ALL the time. I get bored really easily if I'm only watching one show with 4 minutes of commercials in between. The fix for this I find is watching un-cut movies on HBO.

Answer to When was the last time you gave your dog fresh meat?

Fri, 15 Aug 2008 17:58:41 -0700

When was the last time you gave your dog fresh meat?

Two days ago! He loved it!!

Answer to Which colour of the spectrum is also a girls name?

Fri, 15 Aug 2008 17:57:33 -0700

Which colour of the spectrum is also a girls name?

Violet!! ...and red.

Answer to Whats the last thing you did, that you regreted?

Fri, 15 Aug 2008 17:55:21 -0700

Whats the last thing you did, that you regreted?

NO REGRETS! WOO!

Answer to What outdoor smell do you love?

Fri, 15 Aug 2008 17:35:56 -0700

What outdoor smell do you love?

Pine trees. Car air freshener isn't half bad either.

Answer to What's something stupid you did as a kid where it's lucky you or a friend weren't maimed or killed?

Fri, 15 Aug 2008 17:22:01 -0700

What's something stupid you did as a kid where it's lucky you or a friend weren't maimed or killed?

Roman candle fights in the middle of two lane highway with plenty of firecrackers to throw at cars on cabbage night. Then the cops came and we dove into bushes until they left. Actually wasn't too long ago.

Answer to Which would win a fight, a polar bear or a grizzly bear?

Thu, 14 Aug 2008 17:35:24 -0700

Which would win a fight, a polar bear or a grizzly bear?

Only one way to find out...

Answer to What Olympic event do you fantasise about winning a gold medal in?

Thu, 14 Aug 2008 13:32:38 -0700

What Olympic event do you fantasise about winning a gold medal in?

Synchronized swimming =]

Answer to Are you bare down there?

Thu, 14 Aug 2008 13:28:13 -0700

Are you bare down there?

Nope I trim the hedges but I don't cut them down.

Answer to Is marijuana addictive?

Wed, 13 Aug 2008 09:55:20 -0700

Is marijuana addictive?

Marijuana has addictive potential but it is less than that of caffeine. People who have fewer dopamine receptors are more likely to become alcoholics and drug addicts. Being addicted to a drug doesn't always have to interfere with the persons life though if the drug is readily available....

Answer to What's the first song that comes to your mind for Bob Marley and the Wailers?

Tue, 12 Aug 2008 11:27:20 -0700

What's the first song that comes to your mind for Bob Marley and the Wailers?

Stir it up. Phonetically: Steer eet oop. :D

Answer to Why cant kids wear hats in the classroom?

Tue, 12 Aug 2008 11:25:16 -0700

Why cant kids wear hats in the classroom?

I've been told they are a distraction to other pupils.

Answer to What comes to mind when you hear 'unfair'?

Tue, 12 Aug 2008 09:04:52 -0700

What comes to mind when you hear 'unfair'?

Getting points subtracted because I asked a question about something controversial despite the question being a really good one.

Answer to Do you know what "po-po" means? Doing slang research!

Mon, 11 Aug 2008 15:02:05 -0700

Do you know what "po-po" means? Doing slang research!

I've heard of people calling police men po-po's.

Answer to Would you like to give me one of your recipes? I'd like to try it out.

Mon, 11 Aug 2008 14:42:12 -0700

Would you like to give me one of your recipes? I'd like to try it out.

MONKEY BREAD 2 cans Pillsbury Buttermilk Biscuits (The ones in the red canister--make sure they haven't added any actual buttermilk or anything :) 1/3 C beet sugar 1/2 tsp cinnamon 1/2 C hard margarine (e.g., Fleischmann's Unslated, Willow Run, Mother's, yeah, the deadly...

Answer to If you went outside one day and everyone, as far as the eye can see, is dead...what would you do?

Fri, 08 Aug 2008 13:26:20 -0700

If you went outside one day and everyone, as far as the eye can see, is dead...what would you do?

Start burying the bodies.

Answer to Do you think the government is conniving enough to profit from nationwide shock? (See video)

Fri, 08 Aug 2008 13:18:57 -0700

Do you think the government is conniving enough to profit from nationwide shock? (See video)

Not sure if I embedded it right...

Answer to If a man gets his testicules removed can he still get an erection?

Wed, 06 Aug 2008 18:44:54 -0700

If a man gets his testicules removed can he still get an erection?

I don't really know but... you shouldn't try it.

Answer to What is something you would want to know more about?

Wed, 06 Aug 2008 18:37:51 -0700

What is something you would want to know more about?

String theory

Answer to Hey, how's it going? Would you like to have a drink with me?

Wed, 06 Aug 2008 18:34:43 -0700

Hey, how's it going? Would you like to have a drink with me?

Pass the Bourbon please...

Answer to What laws have you broken this week so far?

Wed, 06 Aug 2008 18:32:50 -0700

What laws have you broken this week so far?

Let's see if I can remember them all... Speeding Breezed through a few stop lights/signs Smoked some illegal plants Jaywalked And I only feel guilty about the last one. RULES WERE MADE TO BE BROKEN.

Answer to My soul's had enough of chicken soup. I want____?

Wed, 06 Aug 2008 18:29:31 -0700

My soul's had enough of chicken soup. I want____?

My soul wants a tall glass of scotch.

Answer to If you were going to kill yourself what method would you use?

Wed, 06 Aug 2008 17:46:12 -0700

If you were going to kill yourself what method would you use?

I've always fancied a falling death, possibly from an airplane, and right before hitting the ground lighting myself on fire.

Answer to Do you ever chill with your grandparents?

Wed, 06 Aug 2008 17:42:18 -0700

Do you ever chill with your grandparents?

I wish I had grandparents that I could chill out with... My grandparents are either nutters or in a nursing home. I'm thinking about visiting the crazy ones...

Answer to Is there anyone here who DOES NOT shake out there laundry before placing it in the dryer?

Wed, 06 Aug 2008 17:28:10 -0700

Is there anyone here who DOES NOT shake out there laundry before placing it in the dryer?

Doesn't the dryer shake it out for you?