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What's the most sensible thing you've ever heard anyone say?
Whenever there is a conversation calls for a nifty proverb, just squint your eyes, put one finger to your cheek and say,
"You can't find a sheep in the rain"
Of course this means absolutely nothing, but the person will think you're incredibly deep.
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Do you think video games are good or bad for children? Why?
Its TV & Radio I'm worried about!
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What's your least favorite Halloween candy?
Now I don't hate tootsie rolls, but there always seemed to be an abundance, like the factory also used elvin magic.
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If the answer is 42, what is the question?
Do these pants make my butt look big? What's the smallest size you have these in?
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They are remaking your favourite movie and you get the chance to play the main character, who will you be?
"Mama said the was my magic shoes!"
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Are there any other reasons why marriage is sacred and should be monogamous besides religious ones?
When did we become so cowardly!
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Are men today society's punching bags?
Hmm.
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How do you find the time to explore new ideas?
You pretty much have to seize it.
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Do you think the United Nations is of any use to anyone?
No. That's money that could be used in the fight against cancer.
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Are humans evil?
Perhaps not evil, but certainly utterly stupid!
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I wish i could__________________
...but my ankles are ashy!
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Do you think bars and restaurants should refuse to serve pregnant women alcoholic drinks?
If you're asking if it should be illegal for a pregnant woman to drink, then I'd say yes. Although, that would mean the government regulating where we could chew gum, and breast feed. I think a couple of states have already banned breast feeding in public. I don't know if CPS could get involved with that or not. I'd be interested in knowing what CPS workers thought.
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Where do you get most of your Points?
From those darned construction workers on Hollywood and Vine. "CURSE THESE BEAUTIFUL LEGS!!"
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How is it that "God's will" differs so widely amongst us? And why does "His will" conflict at times?
ie.diversity within Christianity today
In my opinion, and again, just an opinion, I don't believe that Christ agreed much with mosaic law. Much of the laws and beliefs borrowed from other ideals of other cultures of their past. He wisely, chose not to expand much upon them. Because of the word, HOLY in front of the book, it remains difficult for many to except that there are mistakes in the OT authors' interpretation of "Gods...
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Do you think there should be public prayer in schools?
I am a Christian.
Chinese schools are far more advanced than American schools, as are Japanese. I feel we are trying to cure the symptoms of a much bigger problem. I heard in an interview a kid say that she was one of the popular girls in her school, because her grades were so well, and this was the norm. Here, its the Jocks. If you ask me, TV changed and America followed. Prayer only...
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Who invented tire recycling?
George Bailey in "Its a Wonderful Life" I believe there was a drive during one of the wars. The movie refers to it as it show a bunch of kids rolling tires for the drive effort. Though the movie is fictional, it displays that tire recycling is probably not a new concept and is perhaps older than 1983.
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What do you think will be the best/most effective form of communication in the future?
Listening.
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How do bossy people make you feel?
As though I were born 200 years too early.
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What is there not enough of in the world?
Sa-tis-fac-tion!
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What is there not enough of in the world?
Grey Matter
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What do you remember about your first day of high school or college?
Sniff, Sniff..."Man this bathroom smells nice."
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How much money is enough money for you?
When I stop noticing my neighbors grass.
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How far is Dallas, Texas, from the South Pole?
Oh, 'bout a few clicks.
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What is the moral of the movie Click?
The moral of the story is, "Always let the women win when you're making a movie, because that's who'll be buying the tickets."
Axe
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Some say "the world is evil"..some "there is no such thing as good/evil"...some say "the world is all good". What do you say?
Earth, Air, Fire & Water, they are composed of the elements & all equally have their place.
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Are there any Christian homosexuals? How does it interfere with your beliefs when your religion calls you an abomination?
I got into a heated debate about the same thing with family, about a gay cousin.
It was not Christ who said that, by the way. This was written in the mosaic law back in the OT. They were written to the Hebrew, by Moses regarding the cultures of their former slave-masters (Rameses of Egypt). Although, Moses, was not a speaker, he was very intelligent haven been raised apart from his...
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Do you think the Mosque near Ground Zero is truly intended as a place of worship, or simply an Islamic political victory front?
Its a doorway to a whole knew conflict.
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How do I tape windows for a hurricane?
With wood and nails.
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Anyone here a Naruto fan? Which character is your favorite?
Yes! Naruto is awesome! My least favorite character is the silly nucklehead girl with the pink hair...yes...Sakura!
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how should i tell my guy friend i like him??
hallmark...when u care enough to send the very best.
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I am totally against__________________
movies involving any hint of Rape, or sodomy, or anything to that nature. Esp involving kids. It makes me so angry I begin pacing the house, as if to solve the problem.
Most of the time, the movies or scene doesn't really need it.
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I am totally against__________________
...Virginity!
LoL.
Made myself laugh with that one.
Axe
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Can a person with a 6th grade education be intelligent?
I know an ignorant Doctor.
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Do you like your natural hair colour or do you dye it?
Why did you find another grey? I know you're gonna get me for that.
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Are women's rights equal?
No. One side droops ever so slightly. But its hardly even noticable.
Axe
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I Brush My Teeth Too Much?
Yes, it is possible to brush accessibly. Something to do with your enamel. It doesn't grow back, so you can guess how over-brushing would become a detriment, rather than an attribute. You can't floss too much though. Maybe you go that route.
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Who is one of your favourite actors/actresses that was popular in the 1980's?
"I never meant to cause you any sorrows..... I never meant to cause you any pain. I only want to one time see you laughin'. I only want to see you bathin' in the purple rain."
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I am for Anti-__________.
Anti-anti-ism
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Do any of the *older* generation in your family like listening to modern day music?
I just recently discover that my Mom is into Usher. Eww!
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Condoms are given out to many pupils in schools now to prevent teenage pregnancy and STD's, is this prevention or encouragement?
It does feel as though we've excepted defeat doesn't it.
I was just thinking... In the US, Health Ed, is only 1 semester. I feel it should be 2 semesters. This would allow the time to drill it into the heads of young minds. They perhaps could make 2 classes, one for all male students, and one for female. I recall that when I was a teen in school (many rains ago), I recall the girls...
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In regard to population growth, do you think there should be limitations on how many children people have?
Ah there's the rub!
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What's your favourite way to keep fit?
Bedroom aerobics.
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Was the city of Atlantis real?
Yes it was! The greatest toy makers in the world lived there til the ice age. That's when the Earth's axis changed and it drifted south and the area all froze up. I hear that some fat guy who built a toy factory lives there now.
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Have u ever fired a bullet at some one ?
Ooo Rah!
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Is it possible for a CHRISTIAN to be a TERRORIST?
It is possible for a person to CALL themselves a Christian, and be a terrorist, but that would be contrary to the nature of Christ, therefore, No, it is not possible for a "Christian" to be a terrorist. Truth be told, I'm not sure we can really classify ourselves as Christians anymore. Seems Gandhi, was a much better Christian than any of us, and he wasn't even a Christian. He was...
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What method/s of security do you think everyone should have in their home?
A husband. LoL.
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How many times a week do you eat fruit and/or drink pure fruit juice?
I had some hops, wheat, and barley just today.
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What are some examples of God committing sin?
Share your answer...
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I think I have anxiety. What should I do about it other than go to a doctor??
No coffee, No cigarettes, No Tea, No Power drinks! ...and listen to Norikurinkuta.
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Are you afraid of the police? Why or why not?
I have nothing but respect for our hardworking men & women on the beat. As for the government to which they strive to protect & defend, well, that's another story.
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Has anyone taken the medication Lyrica and had ill effects?
Lyrica is no joke!
Important Safety Information
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What is the advantage of being an athiest?
Bliss
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What things in life *are* free that we take for granted?
Breast milk? LoL Made myself laugh with that one.
LoL...good times. Gooooood Times.
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Are tampons bad for you?
She's talking about Toxic Shock Syndrome, and No, that's now how you get it. Just Google it.
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Hey men would you ever go out and buy tampons or pads for a female friend not just a girlfriend?
No! My wife would never allow that! hehe No actually, when I was younger, no, but now that I've been married for 14 years, sure. It would just mean that I'm getting some...well, in 3 to 5 days anyways. Oh, and get some chocolate too.
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Do you think obesity is acceptable?
Search for the Robert Kenner film called, "Food, Inc."
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In this changing world, what is unchanging?
The more things change...etc. etc.
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If there is no God, where the hell did we all come from?
I watch a lot of science shows and have come to realize that even though I believe God is real, the complexity of the universe is so amazingly beautiful, I don't feel mankind deserves to know any more than we do about Him. It is somewhat like a masterpiece of an artist unknown, it speaks for itself. It would, however, be nice to get to shake the masters hand and say nicely done.
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do you have a camel toe?
Yes. For 14 years last June. And she snores.
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What is the saddest movie you have ever seen?
Life is beautiful.
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What will happen if I put a metal utensil in microwave oven by mistake?
Your momma's gonna yell at you.
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Christians, do you think the inquisition, crusades and witch hunts were a good thing or a bad thing?
Were! Witches, Muslims, Mexicans, Communist. The hunt goes on....
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OK... So after the aliens abducted you, what did they do to you?
Against my will, they brought me back to Earth.
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What is 1 thing in this world you HATE most? why?
When the bad guy wins.
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What things in life *are* free that we take for granted?
I remember putting on my glasses for the first time. On the trip home I couldn't believe how beautiful the trees were. Some things are harder to appreciate until you've had the chance to miss them.
Also, whenever one of my daughters are sick, they become very quiet. You'd think I'd enjoy the peace, but I long for when they're up and running again, and its too noisy for me to think. God is a...
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What is the biggest addiction humans have faced on earth to date?
I say religion, what do you have to say?
It would have to be lying. Lies are like gas on a wildfire.
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what would you do if you saw a butt naked man walking up to you door and knocking?
Open the door holding a pair of hedge clippers.
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Can you answer this question with another question?
Does the question have an answer?
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Why this world is so difficult to understand?
There is no life on the simple planets.
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Do you think the bombing of Hiroshima and Nagasaki was necessary or genocide?
It was a necessary evil.
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What martial art would be good for a neanderthal ?
Earth-style: Head-butt jutsu.
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I was 14 I worked for a landscaper, a 34 coworker grabbed my balls said you've got big balls, I though nothing of it then, Am I alright?
I'd say that was a weird day, but if thats all that happened, I'd count my blessings an move on. Unless, of course you do happen to have some huge balls.
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What is the most popular ice cream topping?
Now how did my mind wind up in the gutter. I'd have to say Chocolate, cuz once a month, my wife sends me to get some. And how did this question come from the AB staff. They feeding you people up there are ya? (smile)
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Should I write a diary?
No, you've tried b4 but never got around to it. Heck, you rarely even make your bed.
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Are people born gay?
Well, we all know someone who was born mean, and if this is possible, then I can see someone being born gay. And there are those that are born with both parts, and since Doctors are known to cut off that wrong part in these cases, then sure, anything is possible. Besides, I just don't get why people care so much.
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If you could heal is it okay to charge money?
Honestly, if you could truly heal, I don't think you'd want to. I'd like to think that god would provide you with all you need, in lieu of healing fees.
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What stands between you and God?
Faith
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Who invented the leather football?
No one in India I bet.
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If there is no god, then why don't we rape, pillage and just plain do what we want - regardless of the brain washing.
Cuz they don't sale Vaseline in prison.
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What should we do with that?
Christmas will be here soon, Re-Gift it.
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Why is it when i ask a question directed to women only, I get a ton of answers from men?
One of the wages we inflicted I'm afraid.
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Why is it when i ask a question directed to women only, I get a ton of answers from men?
So, right now, are you asking the men, or the women?
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How did Christianity start?
The guy in this box started it...
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What is your opinion of Bible burning? What about burning the Qur'an? A church in FL plans to do just that.
Both equally dumb.
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What is your favorite line in a movie?
All time favorite...
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Friendship is the most important relationship. Do you agree? Why? Why not?
No. With offspring, respect trumps friendship. In marriage, one could say respect is required to maintain friendship. But where sex is concerned the rules get blurry.
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Do you get the distinct impression that God is always angry?
Sorry, wouldn't let me post it, or delete my answer. I miss the old AB.
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is there any risk of pregnancy in bestiality
You've gotta put down the duckie if you wanna play the saxaphone!
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Is there anything you can't buy with money?
I've heard that money can't buy happiness, but there's only one way to be sure of that isn't there?
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religion is a threath to society!
LoL! Society is a threat to society. My beautiful tree seeks water. It is a threat to my plumbing.
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Is atheism detrimental to society?
There can be no faith without doubt.
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Do French men wear wedding rings?
If their wife tells them to!
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Name 5 great female solo singers that also play an instrument.
This is Ethel Smith
And she's amazing esp. for 1945!!!
Wonder if she's still alive.
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Are you still with me?
I'm sorry. I tried.
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If exercise is the *key* to improved health and longer life, then why do so many people avoid it?
The same could be said for sleep, & and other mental stimuli.
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Would you have liked to be your own child?
Awesome question.
No, as I am too hard on myself.
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Is there a song or style of music that puts you in a bad mood?
YES!!! I don't like songs that feel blasphemous. Tool, & Nine Inch Nails tend to go there. Despite my efforts, I wind up with all these fight or flight intense emotions I have no idea what to do with.
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What is Your favourite international movie and which country was it filmed in?
Le femme Nikita, I suppose France.
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What style/s of Martial arts do you like to watch and why?
I know you don't mean movies, but...
I love it when an elderly guy schools some young guy in his prime. The young guy is flippin and flying around a hundred MPH while the old guy, unimpressed, makes the simplest of movements landing his opponent floor-bound despite all efforts.
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If tomorrow you decide to give something up, what will it be and why?
Coffee & Cigarettes. Because its been 20 years now (sadface)
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How many different ways can/do you use Olive Oil?
I believe I've had my head anointed a few times with the stuff, a tradition I've never quite understood in Christianity. Its not enough to simply have faith in prayer directly, we have to bless oil like a rune essence to give faith an extra kick.
Axe
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If a book has been made into a movie, which do you prefer to do first, see the movie or read the book? Why?
Its not often that a movie lives up to the book. If I could be sure the movie would be "amazing" I'd prefer to read the book first. Otherwise, I'm pretty sure I wouldn't even bother with the movie if I felt it would do the book any injustice.
Axe
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What evidence of God is there?
Earth
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Is God able and willing to end all evil?
Then there will be no windows 8!
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VOTE for best news source:
All of the television networks have become nothing more than advertising whores!
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Was the World Created in Six Days?
The word day actually is a derivative of the word dei once primarily used to describe a 'god' in a mode. In this case, the six modes of creation. It is understandable that there were thought to have been several gods, each when his/her own mode of existence, as in Greek Mythology and so forth.
More importantly, is the accuracy of these modes in that the orders presented in the bible, follow...
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What exactly is this life for? Why are we alive? I don't get it.
I too have thought of this question and have concluded... Who gives a damn. We should just assume that we only get one and do our damnest to enjoy it.
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why did this happen?
I know. I could babble on about life and seasons, but in the end, I can only hope that you were left with a feeling of love, and hope that you hand in there. Call or email someone if you need to talk. Somehow, the healing process moves faster that way, as we tend not to meditate enough.
Bye, and good luck.
You can email me, but I'm not too bright.(smile)
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How do you get the pickle smell out of the empty Pickle Jug? I wanna use it for rice.
Thanks Grandma.
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I love planet earth but I can't help but use pampers for my baby. I know it'll take 500 years to degrade. Aren't parents cruel to nature?
If the need comes, there will be jobs created to help solve this problem (so I'd like to think). I wouldn't worry too much. Right now, there are scientist working on a machine that can duplicate the trees ability to clean air. Truth is, the odds are better that there will be a disaster of some sort to trump the need to worry about such this problem. Take the Yellowstone geysers....
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R u prepare if there is any condition like destruction on this earth?
Ah, sure. We've had a good run. I've got enough episodes of Phineas & Ferb saved. Lets see, I'll need Bean Dip & Fritos, and perhaps some wine. Yep, I'm good.
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What would you do if you found me in you house eating all your food?
Shoot you!
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What is the difference between a fair and a carnival?
I believe that a carnival has more patron participation than a fair. Marti Gras, Scarborough, or The Lion City Festival (Singapore), Chinese New Years in Chinatown. This sort of thing, having a bit more cirque qualities than a fair. And yes, I know Scarborough is technically a fair, but if you've ever been to one, you know that they've come to be considerably much more.
My opinion though,...
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If I said, "I am God" can you prove me wrong?
Yes, only God knows the secret password.
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Should You Let Your Child Cry It Out?
While doctors say that its okay to let a child cry, I would pay money to hold my screaming baby girls again. But, alas, they're are now preteens and only cry via texting.
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What does "Auld lang syne" mean?
Not sure where I heard this but its my favorite interpretation...
The song is somewhat an ode to the dead. Should old acquaintances be forgotten.
Old Long since, in English, would be more understood as "Once Upon A Time."
So, the song asks, should those passed be forgotten, or should we remember them in our stories of days gone by.
Again, not an accurate or factual...
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If the Bible says, Thou shall not judge, why do I always get Christians hating on me?
Perhaps that is why it IS in the bible.
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If the Bible says "Judge not, lest ye be judged yourself." then why do Christians go around judging others?
It is not "despite" the word that this happens, rather, this is in the bible, because this happens. Otherwise, it would not have been mentioned in the first place.
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Poll: How will you adjust to the new AB interface?
I just hope they don't bring back the little keyword popups. I hated them. I love the emailing option, I'd asked for that on several occasions, so yeah, I'm happy. Good Job Bag, and don't worry, they'll get used to it. You should make a video tutor for the none computer savvy. And let it sit to the right for a few months.
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Looking back on your life, would you have done things differently? I'm sure everyone has regrets... but isn't that what makes you who you are? That said, would you still change anything?
Yes, I would take more photos of my girls. Technology was just kicking into gear when they were babies. I had rolls and rolls of film that eventually got tossed in the trash, and digital was still very expensive.
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Do you have any predictions for 2010?
Dallas Morning News & Ft Worth Star Telegram will talk about merging. Got a glob of ads in my mailbox today. Paper sales must be at an all time low.
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What is something you probably should not say to someone who has a gun pointed at you?
"Yo Mama!"
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If four out of five doctors always recommend a product, who is that fifth stubborn doctor?
The legitimate one.
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Why did you slap me?
I said, "DECAF!"
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Who, if anyone, would you choose to play guitar like?
The incredible, Pat Metheny!
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What is the Level Meter on Answerbag?
The higher your level, the more virgins you get in the afterlife.
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How badly does yahoo answers suck?
LMAO!
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Our Dear Caring Loving Compassionate, Sunshine in a COAT of Sunshine, has become a Level 60 Maestro! Would you please join the party to congratulate her on her achievement and to wish her a life full of health and happiness?
Congrats! Yes, I'm late. I'm a slow driver.
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What do you look like?
Cubs cake, wearing a NY jacket. Tsk tsk. LoL You're a beaut. OMG that's a snake isn't it. Ahh, and I see you're a fellow poet. Poetanna.
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If black-boxes are the only things that survive a plane crash, why don't they make airplanes out of the same material that they make black-boxes out of?
If the english language was a computer Operating System, it would be Windows.
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Is love the greatest thing we have?
Its all there is.
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"__ a name I call myself." :)
Mi
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Why is it that to stop Windows , you have to click on Start?
Kinda like reading a Mayan Calender huh.
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If black-boxes are the only things that survive a plane crash, why don't they make airplanes out of the same material that they make black-boxes out of?
The weight would triple the cost.
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What words of wisdom do you have to offer the world?
You will never be happier than a monkey.
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What have you given up on?
I've given up on Santa. There are no elves, no cure for cancer, the price of gas will never go down, there will always be a need for more new prisons, soldiers will always be embark upon new wars, and old ones, I will never write the perfect song, and and yes, there is no Santa.
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Do you consider yourself a kind person? Why or why not?
Yes. I don't know why.
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May I go now?
Second room on the right.
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So many _________, such little time.
dreams
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What's the craziest thing you have ever done in the grocery store?
Filled out an application.
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What kind of stuff would you put in a cigar box? (other than cigars.)
Doesn't matter, my daughter will dump it and take it and put her dolls or something in it.
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What do you think of when I say the word: GOVERNMENT?
Have betrayed the founding fathers, and YES Timjon, "No longer representing the people."
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Would you own a Rottweiler?
Sure. They're like tiny children in huge bodies. But they need the right owners. And they don't live long (sadface)
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What's ONE thing, That Really, Gets on Your Nerves?
No. 1: "I love my skin color"
No. 2: "I am so gay"
No. 3: "Religious zealots" (esp if they misquote scriptures
No. 4: "Atheist zealots" (which in my opinion is its own religion)
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What's the 1st thing that comes to mind, when You see a really short adult?
"Hey! Have is Santa here?"
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Have you found what you're looking for in life?
Yes
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What is one thing you have learned as a result of using AnswerBag?
Most people are idiots.
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What do you most want to give the world?
Santa Clause.
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Where the hell did you get that?
You said, "Help yourself."
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Is the concept of omnipotence inherently paradoxical?
Ants ask the same question about humans.
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Where did you put my CHEEZEBURGER!
Oh, sorry, was that YOURS?
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What goes up, must ________?
Wear a diaper!
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Is there going to be a Machine War (Robots vs Humans) in the future?
Only if in the future, machines have souls.
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Do you think that the supervolcano will erupt on 2012 the possible doomsday event?
Naa. There has never been a disaster predicted that was a bad as foretold. Even Jesus mentioned that he didn't know "doomsday" saying that there has always been war, and rumors of war...in birth that is always the pain of labor. Which basically means, there is a season for every purpose, or nothing is none negotiable, and everything is under his control.
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What is the hardest question that humans have not answered yet?
Which came first, the chicken or the egg.
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Shouldn't God do more to enforce the laws he made instead of just threatening eternal damnation to those who don't?
Believe it or not, Marguerite has given you the best answer. What you are calling a law, some may consider an undeniable truth. Do not play with matches or you will get burned. This isn't a threat, its an underlined fact, a worst case scenario. If you're a parent, you make "Laws" to protect your children. They won't understand it all, but they should respect it if...
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If God sends people to hell is that a God of love?
Are you asking, Does love have limits?
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Jesus, it is said, performed many miracles--including walking on water. But he couldn't or didn't want to make an out of season fig tree, to produce figs, and instead he chose to kill it. Why this makes no sense?
Well, its important to understand that we all have a weak spot that comes up over and over throughout our lives, and we'll continue to struggle with. It seems that Jesus' was somehow linked to hunger. Most of Jesus' documented miracles & temptations involved food in some form.
(Just a note)
That being said, upon leaving the site of the fig tree he and the disciples...
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What would be your secret service code name?
"Pollywog is moving, repeat Pollywog is moving"
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What is your number?
Eight Six Seven Five Three Oh Na-ee-ah-en
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Do you pee sitting down (males)?
No. How am I supposed to pee on the seat?
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Would you prefer that your son became a dorky millionaire, or a manly midleclass guy?
Many overpaid TV broadcasters will attempt to earn their pay.
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What do you think about the Federal Reserve printing $200 billion more dollars for the financial market?
All that wasted tea dumped into the Boston Harbor, just so we could sell ourselves out later. You don't suppose they were any good at history do ya?
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What is the costliest thing in your house?
My daughters! They cost me a fortune!
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Who do you do you miss?
Grover Washington Jr...
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What if killer tomatoes took over the earth? What would happen to the human race?
Killer tomatoes are no match for my sea salt.
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How do men stop themselves from crying, even when they're very sad?
Hormones?
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My question was answered "I'm not going to do the research, but I'm sure you can." Isn't that the point of this site?
Depends on how stupid your question was. No, actually, sometimes the answer is complex so the answerer may touch on the answer, so you can have something to go on.
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Why do alternators die on me...had recent car for 1wk and alternator dies, went through 2 in my last car...and 2 in the one before that...Is it me...do I just drain power?
Wow. You must be great in bed. LMAO. Sorry, Bad Axe!
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What goes up, must ________?
.........love the view!
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If you were a nut...what sort of nut would you be...? Peanut, pistashio, cashew, walnut...or something else?
Brazil, but you may know it as a...
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I want to hear some bragging...have you got something you want to brag about?...Anything awesome that you've done or achieved...
This is an awesome question, and I hope many people answer as I'd love to read. As for me, nope, not gunna.
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Is it true that Metallica are coming to Australia next year?
New album, so I would bet on it. You know the rule, follow the money.
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Can you describe your facial features?
My smile looks out of place.
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If someone offered you money to set up your own business...what business would you have?
Tallywackers Jazz Pub
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I am going to throw you a surprise party what are we celebrating?
Why my birthday of course. Don't be mad when I tell you this...but I knew what you were up to all along.
Axe
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How old will you be on your next birthday?
I turned 41 today! Yay me!
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What is the last thing you poured out?
My inner most thoughts, but I was D/R'd anyway! (smile...not really)
Axe
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At work you've been assigned the job of decorating a room for a party. how would you do so?
I would decorate it with lots of food.
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What items do you bring to the bathroom when you know you are going to be there a while?
I don't usually plan on being in there long, so I'm usually caught with my pants down.
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Could you pass a sobriety test at this momment?
Certainly, I could just pass right on by it.
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Do out lock your bedroom door at night?
No. But I do close it, unless I have a bad feeling before I go to bed, in which case I leave the door wide opened. I have 3 daughters you see.
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How many times do you hit the "snooze" this morning?
I don't know, but I have a separate alarm clock which rings to remind me to hit the snooze button.
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Can you describe yourself in one word?
Sigh!!!
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How many___________does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Presidential Elections
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On a scale of 1-10, How easily do you get insulted?
Offended?
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Me and my partner r happy and in love but i feel i want to take it further. i would like to get married and settle down. hes 34 and im 21 and he thinks im too young to do this. but i cant stop thinkn about it..what should i do?
What if he's right? What if you aren't ready? What if you are too young? What if you have to wait? What does it change to wait, than rush into a marriage you're not ready for? What's the hurry? You're 21. You can't possibly have known him that long.
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Is there anything that annoys you about atheists?
I am a Christian and I am more annoyed by Christians. I can usually have very productive conversations with atheists. Seems to me that one can't really claim to be either without a bit of thought.
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I believe in god, but I despise religion. Is that normal or weird?
Nope, you have more in common with Jesus than you thought.
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What are the levels on Answerbag?
Clink!....Clink!
Sorry, just adding my 2 cents.
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I am new AB'er - how long will this addiction last?
LoL!
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When will it be done?
I don't hear no fat lady!
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What's something you might do on a rainy-day off from work?
I wouldn't call off on a rainy day. I'd call off on a beautiful sunny day. ++++
Axe
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What's something that can be metered?
Vicodin!
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What's wrong with schools today?
Teachers are too young, and there isn't a balance between male and female teachers. It is a female dominated industry. There just aren't enough men. I know most people will argue that its because they too prayer out of schools, but I'm not convinced this is it. Much more than prayer was lost from schools. Kids don't appreciate it, and see no honor in it. Also, living...
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How do you stop yourself from being manipulated???? Help please...!
It is not sinful to hold yourself in high regard. In fact, by doing this, we free ourselves to those who really need us. Allow yourself the right to walk away.
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Do you have 'nice girl syndrome'....or do you know anyone who has?...What do you do to change it...or do you think its a nice way to be?
If its true that you have nice girl syndrome then please don't change... You're a dying breed.
Axe
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Does your partner praise and admire people of the opposite sex...?
Sort of off the question, but it seems to me that women don't really like women, though they try so hard to impress one another. Men are somewhat different.
Axe
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If you were a doormat ...what would it say?
Ouch!
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Why do some people 'hold on' to their partner when they know the relationship will never work?
Fear profit man nothing.
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How do you hold your head up high when your partner degrades you to his friends?
Follow the advice you'd give your children.
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Do you think australians have a distinctive 'look' about them?..what is it?
I don't believe I've ever seen an unattractive aussie woman.
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My partner keeps humiliating me and thinks nothing of it...I hate the idea of revenge...but is there a way at 'getting back' at someone like that?
Yes, find someone better.
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Does anyone think I'm crazy?...why?
Yeah, but I wouldn't change a thing. Mmmmmwah!!!
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True or False? You've drank at least one 8 oz. glass of water today?
Absolutely! I even sterilized it with caffeine.
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Why is love so difficult?:´(
Because most people, at least in the American society, are materialist, and self centered, and unworthy of it. Nevertheless, from time to time, it happens. It was much easier when we were young with less responsibility. Loyal to the end. I miss the wonder of it. Thought it may require 3 or 4 heartbreaks and a few near misses to find love, but all in all, I find that it is all well worth...
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When I get a feeling of "bad day", I...
hear mother mary come to me whispering words of wisdom..."Let It Be"
No really, I sometimes have days of anxiety, I haven't yet found a solution. An X Marine, I don't have access to tears the way perhaps women do, and there really aren't many people to confide in. I'm around my daughters a lot, so I'm usually left to swallow it and keep going.
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What's the best TV show of the 70's?
All In the Family
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Forget how old you are, how old do you feel?
Uhh, I forget.
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You're 16 & pregnant. What do you do, abortion, adoption or keep the baby?
I told you at 15 you were too young to have sex. Now, I am to believe you are ready to listen. Well, I'll, play your hypothetical game.
Let's say I was God and made a mistake, and you should have never been born in the first place. Should I allow you to be born, or should I wipe you from existence. Well, its safe to assume that I allowed you to be born, though I knew what a...
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You are driving down a one way street when you see a semi approaching and your only choices veer right into group of cows, veer left into a group of horses, or get hit head on and die. what choice do you make and why?
Horses. They are smart enough to move.
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Who smokes?
Why are you out?
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Should I push it or pull it?
For God sakes don't PULL it. And Pushing it doesn't sound like much fun either. Perhaps, you should read up on it some more and then we'll talk.
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When I am happy I________(fill the blank)
am not mellow girl's bitch. (smile)
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How wasteful are you?
Sure, blame it on the black guy!
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You are at a fancy dinner party in the presence of many royals when you notice your underpants creeping up on you from behind, how do you discreetly solve this problem?
Once again, I run full speed towards the football. Charlie Brown
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If you could have 5,000 of anything in the universe, what would it be?
....days of happiness.
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Have you used any of your sick days?
And a few well days.
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Did it hurt? When you fell from Heaven.
No, but I could have found a roomier sack to fall into.
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If you only had $100 to spend on the last day of your life, what would you buy?
A lawyer.
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You are asked to close your eyes, put your hand into a small box, whose contents you cannot see, you put your hand in, move it around, what do you feel.............?
"Ma'am, I said DO'NT push!"
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What was the last thing you carried with your hands?
my wayward son.
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Really! Is that true?
If it were not so, I would have told you.
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How wasteful are you?
Dos Tres
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What was the greatest show on earth?
That which features the least.
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Do you ever feel like life is not worth liveing?
Yes, this is called yang.
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How good are you at talking people into doing something that they don't want to do?
Only the most intellectual of people could possibly answer this question.
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How do you trick a boy to dress like girl?
Give him to the wrong parents.
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Do you let your dog lick you on the mouth?
No! That's my wife's job.
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Why are people so shallow?
Because they are afraid of the deep.
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Where were you going last tiem you rode in an elevator?
Up.
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What is the main reason that a person become fanatic in the religion.
A religious fanatic is likened unto a germ freak in that they will never know balance, and that they will never trust that God has created, in man, a perfect tool against the germs of sin. It is through exposure that we are made immune.
Axe
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What if you woke up 20 years younger?
That would be a good day.
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What should the punishment for dying be in this French village where it has been deemed illegal to die unless you already have a plot (link in answer)?
Mandatory DO-OVER!
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Every day is a good day for ___?
"...Mister Winkie!"
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Let's have a little fun. Compose a sentence, any sentence using the worst spelling and grammar you can think of, but still have it be (hopefully) understandable. Are you game?
Puerto Rican in Brooklyn: "Hey Bea, I tawt I axed you ta ern my chirt!"
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What do you recommend never saying to someone holding a gun on you?
"Hey Stupid! You left the safety on!"
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What is your lucky # & why?
I don't believe in lucky numbers but I sorta believe that people can be lucky. I am one of those people.
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Is it ok to Cry sometime?
NO!! So...Stop it! (smile)
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What kind of car do you drive?
I'm a minivan man. My wife & I have 3 girls so having a van helps a lot. It's a Chrysler Town & Country.
Axe
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Help! I'm not sure what I did to my phone. But I really, really need to use it. When someone calls I answer the phone and it automatically hangs up. And when I Try to call someone it automatically makes this click sound and wont make the call. Ideas?
Who's your carrier. Can't you call them?
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What do you daydream about most?
A.D.I.D.A.S.
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My best friend and I confessed we had feelings for each other after we broke up with our s/o's.His ex would ask me if I was dating him,etc. We've been having a "fling" for a month, then this morning said he can't talk to me anymore. Can we be friends?
Damn you give up easy!
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Do you have facebook, or have you ever had facebook and decided to delete it?
Yes I do. Its http://www.facebook.com/mrrickjones?ref=profile. I deleted it the first time, but I decided that it was free and it wouldn't kill me to have it. I don't like all the rogue applications they have embedded in it. But my family has a place we can meet up and keep up with one another since we are are all now scattered about the world. Feel free to add me as a friend.
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Is it bad to have a answerbag account cause my boyfriend got mad?
Tell him he should a put a ring on it
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Exactly how many items, etc. are considered "several"? Obviously more than one, probably more than two, but how many?
The word several, is a medieval derivative of the word sever which means "a set." Several means "respectively different; or various." So, since there only needs to be more than one to have a set, several is technically more than one. The words & "Couple"(2) & "Few" (>2) are moot.
Axe
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Milk and_________.
They got him on "Milk & Alcohol"
Axe
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Are you satisfied with the efforts of seeding your target in next week?
Alas, thus begins the monthly cycle.
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Any advise on how to get a one (almost 2) year old to sleep in his own bed? How about suggestions on keeping him in his room? (Ive tried gates and he climbs over them!) I want my bed back!!!
What's the hurry? Are you listening to other people again? If it doesn't really bother you, then let him sleep with ya. It'll get old to him in due time. You'll miss "those days"
Axe
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Which channel on iTunes produces a better sound: mono, stereo, or joint stereo? I am ripping songs from CD's onto iTunes and I want to get the best sound.
Stereo!!! Joint Stereo is a cheat, to help reduce the file size, but maintain stereo quality. Here's a link that goes into details. Read "vivadangermouse"'s comments as well as "axe-l-thief"'s (No relation)
http://forums.whirlpool.net.au/forum-replies-archive.cfm/1069224.html
Axe +++++
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When I try to scan my comp with the newest version of Ad-Aware, the program starts scannning its own program files after about half an hour, and then it freezes for hours and doesn't scan any other programs. How can I fix this problem?
I Agreed with Tom. Uninstall Ad-aware and Download AVG from cnet.com. But here in the US, most High Speed Internet Providers offer free professional Security Software downloads.
Comcast = McAfee;
Time Warner(RoadRunner) = CA;
Verizon has their own.
If you have a similar service, take advantage of the software, but if not, I'd def'ly go with AVG-Free.
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Do you think you think too much?
That's a funny expression when you think about it..."Think too much" Actually, I may have said that about myself in the past, but as I get older, I wonder sometimes if the answers aren't, in fact, in my mind.
Axe
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Old _____'s never die, they just_____ (Can you fill in the blanks?)
Old Iraqi wars never die, they just never freakin' die.
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What is the positive word for today?
Be...
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Do you think earthquakes and storms are getting stronger and more frequent these days?
Well, could be, albeit, I think we're staying home and watching more TV so we're noticing. We have info on TV, Newspaper, Internet, and our phones. But in Texas, there does seem to be merit to the question.
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Can you name something that is or can be "instant"?
Love
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So I'm finally divorced now, I'm super elated, but what should I do now though? :)
Whatever you were doing before...Only now, you can do it in peace.
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What if we walked on our hands and ate with our feet?
Then our hair would smell like sh...
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which is ur favourite colour?
I have a least favorite, but NOT a favorite. I don't like grey!
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Are "dead baby" jokes in poor taste?
With enough garlic salt.
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What is a catamaran?
Un cantano pendejo.
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Man's body is found in the middle of an open field in the nude holding a piece of straw with no signs of any tracks leading up to or away from the body. How did he get there and why is he nude?
Newscast that evening: "The scarecrow escaped from the Thompson Farm last night and was spotted fleeing Texas wearing Farmer Thompson's blue overalls, shirt and boots. The farmer was able to get some DNA from the suspect before passing out and is expected to make a full recovery. Back to you Tom." "In other news..."
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Name something you would never bring into your house?
An Elvis Plate!
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Is it possible to be too sexy?
Aren't we confident! LoL
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If you type 'smirnoff' into a Nokia text mesage with the T9 dictionary on, it comes up as 'poisened'.
Is this a conspiracy or does someone at Nokia have a sense of humour?
Well, I have to confess, I do miss that job.
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What is the purest thing on earth
A child's faith in their parent.
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Hey.. Did you do that?
"Its because I'm black isn't it! They always blame the black man!!! I'm so tired of this." I quit! (pushes chair, kicks trash can, slams door) Thinks to himself, "Wonder how they knew it was me."
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Do you worry about the future of the earth?
Mankind..yes. Earth, no.
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What is the purest thing on earth
Evil!
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What do you belive will happen December 21st 2012?
WalMart will have an "End Of The World" Sale!
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I'm really bad with talking to girls at the bar. Any advice?
Go to a bar and ask a girl to teach you how to talk to women. Tell her you get nervouse and speechless. This will flatter her, break the ice, remove the awkward barrior that is usually there. If she does help you...its sort of a win win.
G'luck
Axe
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Do anybody beleive that anybody who abused will be punished back eventually
I believe that people have misunderstood exactly what Kharma is. Its not so much, "What Goes...Comes..." It's more like Newton's Law... An object in Motion will stay in motion til something, or someone, stops it. Say fire... If I lit forest fire near a home, it would begin devastation or "Bad Kharma" possibly to me, but surely to others. Kharma isn't just...
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I don't mean to be nosy, and I understand that many of you will not want to answer,but to anyone willing to open up, have you ever been through a serious,deep depression. How long did your's last and how did you pull yourself out of it? What worked? Thx
Good question! I have flagged it for answers, as we all know someone suffering with depression and have all been touched by it in some way. Amirtha is right, these are terrible times, and can quickly become overwhelming.
Axe
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My husband and I played a game of spin the bottle with our friends,the next day I asked what happend.He told me he touched her down there over her panties.I didn't even stick my tounge in the guys mouth. Should I be mad?
Spin the bottle is not a game used to raise recycling consciousness. I propose that you had a feeling things would go south. We live and learn.
To quote Samuel L. Jackson, "Mess with the Bull... You get the horns!"
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Where does Bob Dylan refuse to work?
"On Bagby and Lamar"?
http://www.bobdylan.com/#/songs/if-you-ever-go-houston
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I can see the dead how about you?
No! No! No! It's...
"We Got Spirit, Yes We Do...
...We Got Spirit, How 'bout YOU!"
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How can I deal with my boyfriend loving World of Warcraft? (I do not want to force him to quit)
Aww, poor baby. We men do love our toys, huh? Its our therapy. I really don't know if there's much you can do to change him if he's young. I'd say, just remind him that while WoW is HIS favorite past-time, right now...yours is spending time together with him. We men, aren't good with verbal & non-verbal hints. He may surprise you. But, yelling and nagging...
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Have you ever went on a nature walk in the Mountains?
Sorta, except I was carrying an M-16 and 'bout 85 lbs or gear.
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All you need is....?
..."More cowbell!"
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If 'God can do anything', can he build a mountain so strong he can't move it himself?
Mis-read the question. Previous answer removed. +3
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It's a __________ world. (fill in the blank with one or more words)
Mad
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What movies have made you cry while watching them?
The Dirty Dozen hehe
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What to do.....What to do? I'm home alone starting at 6pm tonight. Til Sunday afternoon. What to do?
Have you read Harry Potter & the 5 Deadly Hallows yet? It is so good! Read it 3 times so far.
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Does it say anything in the bible about not having premarital sex?
Yes it does. In the Old Testament. The Jews had picked up so many ideas and habits from their captives that laws were given from adultery to "sleeping with your wife when she's on her period" (NOT KIDDING). I believe it is in the book of Leviticus, not positive, but I'm sure it's post Red Sea. An entire family could be stoned if a woman were to be discovered as a...
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How do you clean inside your ears?
There's an earwax removal solution you can by over the counter. Put it in your ear and put a cotton ball in overnight. The next morning, take out the cotton ball and flush out your ear with that blue squirty thing that you suck out a newborns nose with (sorry I don't know what it's called. Anyway, tilt your head down sideways and shoot a stream of warm water into your ear and...
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What does the "EYE' symbolise?
That someone is gonna be sleeping on the couch tonight.
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Did the Jews drink the blood of Jesus?
No. Nor did they eat his flesh. Besides, He did after all say, "Do this in remembrance of me", an impossible act if he was to be taken literally because he died soon thereafter.
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What is behind the black hole in the universe.
The fact that you've asked this question tell me that you have a basic understanding of the many theories behind this loaded question. Just thinking about trying to answer it makes my head hurt. I'd have to agree with evandad in saying "even great minds can only guess." http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/7576762.
Having said that, I would start at PBS's Nova site....
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You're driving in the middle of the night,there's a naked hitchhiker with a guitar,holding a sign stating that if you give him a ride he will play your favorite songs. Would you give him a ride?
Nope. I have the CD. "Bare Naked *LADIES*"
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Have you ever danced in the rain?
I sang in the snow... Does that count?
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What is the word for a group of weasels?
Congress!
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Can you name a sport that will involve both feet leaving the ground?
Pimpin!
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If you had a chance to speak to the world, what would you say?
"Children of the world!!!!!!!!!!!
"Please!!".............."Stay...Off...My...Lawn!!!!!
"Thank You!!"
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I hate people... they're all so phony. Such big liars... they all deserve to die. Why shouldn't I kill you, for instance? Why should I think you're deserving to live?
Please be patient with me...God is not through with me yet.
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Have you ever watched a guy singing a song and thought ... ♥Wow, i would really love to go to bed with that guy♥?
OMG Mother!! Have you been drinking again!
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Dad, you went out for a Gallon of milk 20 years ago and never came back,What happened?
Why buy milk when you can have the whole cow.
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Why is it a long way to the top
So you can appreciate how quiet the people are at the bottom are.
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If you believe in the evolution theory. Are we today as humans slowly evolving for the future?
I sincerly hope so dear. If we last that long. Great question. I don't think the earth is expected to last long enough for us to evolve any more. At least that's what I recall hearing on the radio once.
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What is the most "girly" name for a guy that you've ever heard?
Chris Brown
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Men/Women what is one quality you have that is always noticed above all others?
I am drawn to people who have sweet spirits. I can overlook practically anything for this trait. Its a rare and beautiful commodity.
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Are you alright with someone calling you weird?
Sure. It takes time but most people get me after awhile.
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What is your favorite thing about answerbag?
It sorta feels like you're leaving a legacy. A way for people to remember you.
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What's your super power? (I can give birth) :)
I can give women super powers.
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If you could only pick one book to have with you while you were stranded on an island, what would that book be? And why?
"How To Build a Boat Out Of Things You Can Find On A Desserted Island For Dummies"
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What do you do, when someone gives you the evil eye?
Probably say something smartasss like..."Your eyes are much prettier when you smile."
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...what do you do when you are out-numbered?...
Blend in.
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Can you fall asleep any where? I can : see pic
No, I hate to sleep. It feels like a flaw in creation.
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What's one thing you can't leave home without?
Permission
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What's the best/most fun way to spend $1000 dollars?
Best: Donate to Saint Judes Children's Hospital
Most Fun: Buy a Go Cart
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Can you prove to me how sexy you really are?
I sweat apple juice!
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What can absolutly get under your skin and make you white with anger and insanity?
Satan's Toothpaste, it get's your teeth white with anger!
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What do you find funny? Specifics?
Because of their un-evolved pelvises, apes & chimps waddle when they walk. I've notice this also in humans that wear their pants hangin off their butt.
Axe
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I'm feeling a little down today ... I's there anything u can say to make me happy? [humor welcomed] I'd really appreciate it :)
I would, but my ankles are ashy!
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Why are aliens always portrayed as green or gray creatures?
Black & White TVs
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When I say, "Jump!", you say, "_______________" ..?
Sure but I warn you, just ate 3 bowls of beans!
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Do you find this woman attractive?
No. I've never understood what people saw in Sandra Bernhard.
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What is there an abundance of where you live?
Burritoes!
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I'm so happy I could....?
pinch a mule.
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If you had to go somewhere and those people have not seen you for three years what do you do to make a great impression through personality and looks especially if you have changed A LOT in those three years. (and people sort a didnt like u b4)
You only live once! Unless you expect them to give you bone marrow, I really wouldn't worry about it.
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Why are the food and drinks at airports so expensive?
The fee to have a shop at the A/P is very high, this is to deter rift-raft from setting up. As a result, you'll have higher prices.
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True or False. Money not earned and spent, is money not lost.
Depends on what you spent it on. (or perhaps who.)
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I am wanting to purchase an iphone. When you get a contract with it you have to pay $30 bucks each month for some accessories. But I am not buying a contract, will I still have to pay $30 for applications I won't use?
Yes. The 30 bucks is for the data line which is not the same as simple internet access, like on regular phones. Its the 3G, (and some of them claim to have 4G.) But I wouldn't worry about that because it's unlimited use. And w/o the $30.00 fee, you'd have wound up running up a much larger bill with what you would have without the fee. Besides, you are required to have it or...
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When I say "mysterious" what comes to mind?
MJ's death.
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Complete : I am __________
I am complete
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Would you walk behind this man or would you cross the street?
Awwww! And I was eatin' too!
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How many senses does a human being have?
Does common sense count?
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Whats quite interesting about Scotland?
The Loch Ness...Used to be a giant iceberg. Scotland was once connect to the US, so because of the U shaped terrain its a great in Archealogical findings. Germany too. The center of the Loch ness is about 750 feet deep.
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What will it take for you to lose your apathy?
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(pole) do you think it right for a city or state to ban smoking ecry place your car or your home or outdoors ? i am against the ban
Well, it IS bad for us. I smoke, and I realize that its a major killer everywhere and soon we' young smokers will be grandmas' and grandpas standing in line for breathing machines all over the world, and there will be no Health Insurance to cover it. I just wish it was a simple as getting a shot and BOOM...no more smoking. I just wish I had seriously concidered what I was getting...
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Do you like cheese?
OMG yes! I do loves the cheddar!
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Prefer Itunes or Rhapsody?
I prefer Jango.com, Pandora second, then in emergencies, rhapsody.
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If love was a flavor, what would it taste like?
Scientific'ly... Chocolate.
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When someone tells you a SECRET, are you mentally thinking, "Quickly. . . .tell me. . . . . .'cause I'm going to go blab it ALL OVER!" . . . .OR. . . ..you HATE hearing it because it weighs heavily on your conscience and you really DON'T want to know?
I can't remember a Joke, let alone a secret. I'm the perfect person to tell a secret to.
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If you saw George W. Bush suffering and helpless on the side of the road, would you help him?
First, I'd make him properly pronounce the word Nuclear.
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Who invented the telephone?
A republican.
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Smile is the 2nd best thing you can do with your Lips. What is first thing? ..??..
Say "I Love You"
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What so bad about asking for points?
The Points mean nothing... Like on "Whose Line Is It Anyway"
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Are you scared of dying?
Yes, cause it makes my hair all dry, and kinky and I end up cutting it.
Oh, you meant...DYING!
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True or False? You have something better or more productive to do, then being on AB.
I MOWED it already! JEEZ!!! (smile)
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Something you'd find in a closet.
My cousin Blake! Come on out dude, we already know!
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Name something that only comes out at night! Ha! Ha! Ha!
The Freaks!
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What is something that is 'severe'?
The low priority status of the American education system.
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What can you buy with 50 cents?
My daughter will be quiet for 10 minutes for 50 cents.
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Can you feel love physically as well as mentally? ie: can you really feel a broken heart?
Medically speaking, absolutely.
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Do you tend to procrastinate?
Uhm... Uhm... ...Hold on.
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Are you okay, hun?
No! Your screen is keeping me awake.
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Kids vs. Adults, Who'd win? I bet is the kids.
If the contest is carrying on a coherant conversation....Adults! ALL THE WAY!
Axe
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Air, Earth, Water, or Light? chose your fav.
I just realized that I can not chose. I think I like them all the same. They all represent parts of "Peace" to me. Good questions.
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Do you think people would know you are happy being you just by looking at you?
Yes
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If you could get a free lifetime supply of something what would it be?
High Speed Internet/Cable/Phone combo.
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Once upon a time there was_______________?
a man named Jed.
A poor mountaineer
Barley kept his family fed.
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What does nothing look like?
Nichole Ritchie
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What do you know about frogs?
I know that there are far too many stuffed animals of frogs.
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Do I know your Sister?
No I went to public school.
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Everyone needs a little __?__
push.
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You are going to ___________ with _________ to get ________?
You are going to pray within each day to get through the gray.
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I think those who seek to undermine/sabotage/disparage/destroy others do those very things to themelves. It is much like a boomerang...you toss it with vengeance and it comes right back at you with equal vengeance. What do you think?
I believe that once one has reached a state of peace, dispite the plite of those that have wronged you, a door is opened which causes the wrong doer to reap that which they have sewn.
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It might as well rain ............................? (plse fill in blank)
'cause I can feel it in my corns.
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Are you a clean freak?
No, but as a musician & a libra, I believe that things should have harmony. So, I tend to rearrange things.
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Is there really no rest for the wicked?
They are always into something, always plotting. I personally believe that it takes much more effort to be bad than good. But an old soul rests in goodness.
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It might as well rain ............................? (plse fill in blank)
...with the day I've had.
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What the hell have I gotten myself into?
I don't know but did you have to track it all over my clean floor?
Axe
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Fun question:if you were locked inside your car how would you get out. think fast!
Roll down the window.
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Should we eat more possum?
I don't think she'll complain.
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Which is worse? Death due to drowning or burns?
In some ways they're probably tied, I think. But death by drowning, would seem to take forever, and is my personal fear. I also believe that a person's ethnic background has much to do with it.
Axe
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Can you remember your favorite bedtime story as a child?
The Legend of "Bloody Mary"
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What is something that is 'severe'?
Your Answerbag addiction?
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Have you yet figured out why the Old Navy Manaquette needs "New Jeans"?
I think they're saying she is pregnant!
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A meteor sure to destroy the entire planet is an hour away from our atmosphere, what do you do?
Without telling them what's going on, I will kiss my daughters and send them to their room to play, and perhaps, I'll join them. A childs last moments should not be filled with such grief.
Axe
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What will happen to a red rock when thrown into the Black Sea?
It sinks
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I play ___________
with my ting ting!
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Life is...
and then no more.
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Have you or would you ever pick up a hitchhiker?
No one ever picked me up.
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What would you like to do with me on this rainy day?
Well, I was going to ask to borrow your chainsaw, but it's poring pretty bad now.
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My life would suck without _________________________.
HBO
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Complete : I am __________
Yes, I am complete.
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When is too much not enough, and when is not enough too much?
I have never had enough.
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What is your favorite night-time activity?
Why the Bag of course!
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Do you think it's possible to learn how to read someone's mind?
Oh my God, I was just thinking the exact same thing!
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This porriage is too _________.
English
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Soon it will be fall, are you looking forward to winter? Or next summer?
"But we've already missed the spring"
An Affair To Remember
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If you could have one thing, anything, what would it be?
3, successful, healthy and happy daughters who remain very close.
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Why did your duck quit quacking?
My Duck Sick. You naughty girl!
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Can someone please make me laugh, I am very not happy and would love a conversation or a joke or something?
Awww. What's the matter? Come sit on grandmaw lap and tell GrandMaw all about it. And grandmaw wants to know what you've been curious about too. You ain't been flirtin' with the skirts have ya? That's okay darlin' it'll pass. Grandmaw was bi-curious from 1921 all the way up to 43, when I met ya grandpaw. Grandpaw never was very masculine ya know. He...
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What is the funniest street name you have ever seen? Today we saw a road outside of Sequim named Kitchen-Dick and we were laughing about it all day. Here is a link of some other funny street names too.
Ah, that's Gordon Ramsey's street. (Hell's Kitchen)
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If I slept through yesterday, what did I miss?
Tomorrow, for tomorrow is but a future yesterday.
Axe
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Are you and yours/o intellectual equals?
I think so.
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Is this a question impossible to answer?
Well, I can't really say.
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I just need one more good question today to bring me to a level 42....what should it be?
"...Who's is it?"
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Who wants to congradulate me on taking the first step...MY NAME IS CATHERINE AND IAM AN AB ADDICT!!
LoL. Been there.
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Will you marry me?
Aww. Made me kinda sad there for a second. Not sure why, getting soft... Must resist!
As the man says, My wish for you is that life becomes all that you want it to.
Good Luck finding a mate.
Everybody's friend
Axe
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What are you trying to do?
Well...These pants fit last week.
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I have completely destroyed someone I love for no good reason. Is there forgiveness after something like that?
Sure, if you wear those jeans he likes!
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What are three things you can't do?
I can't give up...
I can't lose hope...
and
...I can't just sit back and do nothing.
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Why does eddie1 have a picture of my cat for his avatar?
Because your cat knows your password.
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Do you remembr the first question you ever answered on AB?
I believe the question was, "Confirm email"
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Would you jump in a cage with sharks for 5 mins for tons of ca$h$$?
Sure, I'm dark meat.
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What have you been told not to do?
Fear the reaper.
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Would you be sad if you died tomorrow?
I'd miss my wife and babies.
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You ever just wish daylight would never come?
"Oh, I love the night life...I've got to boogie..."
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Is Hugh Hefner a hero or a pervert or both?
Well, I wouldn't say hero.
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Are you shy or outgoing?
I am typically the opposite of the company in which I keep.
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What's it like?
Its different...every time.
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Can a 42 y/o woman have a 26 y/o for a boy toy?
26 year old...Man! and yes.
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Is there a time to fight? I mean hit people?
To everything there is a season, and time to every purpose under heaven.
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What is the one thing you are uncertain about? Is it life, happiness, love, money?
I believe the question should be, which are you "certain" about.
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Do you belive the world will actually end on 12-21-12???? why i dont understand?
Well I know 2012 has been predicted but as for the date I really don't know.
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I have an Apple Mighty Mouse wireless. Should I switch it off when I shut my computer down, or is not using any power in this situation?
Although, it does have a sleep mode, you will still be using energy, but not nearly as much. I usually switch mine off when I'm going to be off the computer for more than a day. I bought a mouse that has a built in charger so whenever it starts getting sluggish, I just plug it into the USB and keep using it while it's recharging.
I would concider getting rechargable...
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What is something you would hate to find floating in your drink?
My wife's blonde hair...although I am somewhat used to it.
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Was there a time when you felt right about breaking the rules? Why?
Six Flags! Damn that line!
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What sometimes gets stuck?
R. Kelly
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Real men don't ______?
Need a map!
"Don't worry Dear, It's a short cut!"
Axe
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What's the first thing that comes to mind when I say, "69 VW Bus"?
Cheech & Chong.
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What comes to mind if I say Welsh.
An annoying accent.
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Do you seek or avoid those who "push" your buttons? Why?
Yes, cuz I always wound up looking like the bad guy afterwards.
Axe
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When you think of pie, what is the first flavor to come to mind?
Chicken Pot! I know, but I love 'em so much.
Axe
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Do you always give your full attention during a conversation?
Absolutely! I always give One Hundred percent a.. Hold on...
...Okay, I always give One Hundred percent attention when I'm in a conver... Hold on.... ...Okay. Where was I... Oh yeah, One Hundred percent attention when I'm in a conversation with the person... to which...
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Is there a genre of books that you find completely unappealing?
Vampire Novels.
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Can you name someone famous with your first name?
My first and middle names are Rick James
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If humans had a tail what could we do with it?
Smack that...
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If you had the power to radiate some kind of energy force.. how would you use it?
Black Matter also known as Gravity.
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What is red and runs?
The Vagina Monologue
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4 words you never want to hear?
I missed my period!
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Are there any other reasons why marriage is sacred and should be monogamous besides religious ones?
STDs
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Wat is some thing u can say without the response being why?
Name an alphabet that doesn't rhyme with sky.
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What is the worst thing someone could eat?
4 words..."Two Girls...One Cup"
I'm just sayin'!
Axe
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What is the sexiest thing a partner could whisper in your ear?
I love the way you handle that TV remote.
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How do you knock down a wall using only your hands?
Hold on, let me get out my 3rd grade joke book.
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Do you have any successful methods of deterring an infestation of Japanese Beetles OR a way to kill them without damaging landscaping?
Yes, you must first assasinate the Japanese John Lennon Beetle.
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If you had a sex slave what would be the first act you made them perform?
Iron my shirt! LoL
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Do you ever find it annoying that people confuse "depressant" (substance that slows down the nervous system) for "depressing"? Like, assuming alcohol is depressing just because it's a depressant?
You've put a great deal of thought into this. Here, have a beer. (smile)
Axe
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Could it be a sign of depression, if all I want to do is sleep?
Well, yes, but it could also be a number of other things as well. If you do a google search for "mistaken for depression" you'll find a long list of possible problems (i.e. underactive thyroid, poor high blood pressure medication, corticosteroids or chemotherapy, even diabetes). So, while perhaps there may be a depression problem, the real question is, "why"?
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What if a guy tells you everyday that he loves you....sounds fishy?
Not enough info, however, if he shows it, I wouldn't worry about it. Later, if it turns out to be a cover for some misdeed you can deal with it then. Perhaps, it may be easier to deal with if he'd generally always been an attentive boyfriend. In other words, "sometimes a cigar is just a cigar".
Axe
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I lost a $100 text book! Where could it be?
In someone elses $100.00 book bag.
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Is it "Why?" or "Why not?"
?Que?
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I found money in front of a bar, cash, and i kept it. does this make me a bad person?
No. It is always a good thing to pick up litter from the ground. Good Job.
Axe
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Do you keep stuff under your bed?
Certainly NOT!!!.......I keep it in a sock in the drawer.
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If you are in love, what does that mean...can you tell me please?
Love is like the greatest tasting chocolate on earth who's most important ingrediant were exlax.
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I spy with my little eye, a blue _____________. (Fill in the blank please.)
berry pie, and a ham on rye.
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What is something that you only need to buy one time and one time only?
Ray Ban sun glasses. They come with a lifetime warranty. Even if you lose them, they'll replace 'em.
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If your boyfriend is out of town, how many times a day should he call you if he is really in love with you
Honestly, about the same as he would if he were in town. Which is probably not more than twice a day unless he's a teen.
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I know its bad, But im 16, and ive been hooking up with a girl who is 12, almost 13, If her dad finds out can I get in trouble?
13 is concidered rape. With or without concent.
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Skittles or Starburst?
Spree!!!!!!!!
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Has texting while driving been banned where you live?
No, but texting while drinking while driving...a definate no no.
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Why is American beer so awful?
It's strategically formulated to compliment our awesome foods.
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How do you keep the crazies at bay in online dating?
Call yourself.. "Fat Tony"
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So i still dont understand how zero would be considered a number
Let's give the experts a go...
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Would you approve of a strictly platonic friendship between a 15-year-old girl and a 34-year-old man if her parents were the ones who encouraged the friendship to begin with?
Certainly, as long as I am not one of the parents.
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In relationships are you usually the pursuer or the pursued?
I was usually under the illusion that I am the persuer. Oh, she's a tricky one she is.
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What would you like to try, just once?
Virginity. 3 times, tops!
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If I hate everyone am I a racist?
No, you're from Boston.
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The richer my friends are the harder it is for them to pick up the check. True or false?
My rich friends would pick up the check...but they are all invisible.
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Why is life so difficult?
Cuz death is so easy.
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If i said "You are So Hot and Sexy!!" what would you say?
...and my feet are big too.
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Besides your mortgage/rent, what is your biggest monthly expense?
Why do you ask...who have you been talking to...is that you Margaret?
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What's something that 'only happens in the movies'?
The family sits together.
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You go to prison in the UK for owning a gun. So why is it OK in America to own a gun when guns kill people?
We have more enemies.
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What could sitting on the bowl, possibly be better than?
Lying on the bowl.
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Anybody don't care for apple pie?
No...I like Microsoft Pie
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Can you describe yourself in one word using the letter "T"?
Naturally "Tanned"
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Can you name something that you'd find in a teacher's desk?
Batteries
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What is the diffrence between oral and anal sex?
That taste in your mouth.
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When's the end?
When the ratings are down.
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What are some things you should not use in place of a parachute?
Faith
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What is your feelings on Walmart selling "Girl Scout Cookies?"
No 1....Hand Guns
No 9...Cheap Plastic shoes from China
No 2,499,999....Girl Scout Cookies
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Do you eat the brown spots on a banana or cut them off?
I've eaten worst.
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Do you think that space is endless? or it eventually stops?
Ouch! Brain Freeze!
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My girlfriend thinks I'm arrogant and it gets her so upset. I don't think I am, I just think I'm confident. I don't even boast or put other people down. What could I be doing wrong? Any ideas?
I've been told that. I've learned that women don't always want your opinion, even if you are correct. No matter what you say, she's hearing, "You're not as smart as me!" In other words, she's probably just wants you to back off. My problem is, its difficult to pay attention to what she's saying if I know, there's a 50 percent chance that...
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If your wife is not up to your level intellectually, what are some good ways to spark conversation? (And what should you talk about?)
If you have to ask, you two have nothing in common. That, or you're not a good listener. Either way, there is nothing wrong with silence.
Axe
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Whats the worst thing you can say at a funeral?
Nice service. I lost my virginity in this church!
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How long has it been since you had chocolate?
I buy chocolate every 28 days. Not for me!..For HER! although, I get to eat the crumbs.
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Whats your least favorite sexual position?
Ruff Ruff!!!!!
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My boyfriend is leaving to go to the air force.. he decided without consulting me.. what should i do? should i say with him or should i leave him? me n my bf have been together for 8 months. we wanted to go to the air force before he met me but decided no
There are many things you should weigh. Will it hurt to break up with him NOW; Is our relationship worthy of staying together; Did you intend on him only being a "boyfriend" w/o moving to the next level, or is this something serious.
The point is, I believe that some people are worthy to be waited on, even if you know heartache is certain and breakup is eminent...it's up to...
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What do you think when you hear the term, "true love"?
Possible.
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What is there to do at 7:21 am?
Don't you remember, you Tivo'd Craig Ferguson last night.
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Do u believe in the whole Dec 21, 2012 that the world will end?
I imagine you're tryin' to find out, what is the story behind 2012 being the end of life on earth. To long to explain, so just google "Sun Flares in 2012". Should answer your question.
Axe
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Is it just me, or is it cold in here?
I thought you were just happy to see me.
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THEY say that the average woman in America is a size 14/16. Is the average women you know a 14/16, smaller or larger?
Smaller.
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Where can I get my Bachelor's degree online?
I have done research in Pheonix & Devry. I determined that the risk of them not following through was too great. Many times the Professors never show up online to give any instruction. So you could be left alone to fend for yourself. Also, I've heard that they sucker you into getting student loans that are more expensive than their worth, and regardless of the outcome, you are in...
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What is a job on a Cruise Ship?
The person who's occupation it is to blow the horn holds the blow job.
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What exaclty are shrooms?
Substance consumed by people who ask dumb questions in Answerbag.
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Do you think there is anything wrong with reading a "black" book if you not black?? My coworker thinks i am trying to be black for reading it. (what i mean by black book is the author is black
..and if you are trying to be black...what are they going to do about it?
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If guns are illegal where do crooks get them from?
The question is...
"Why do you need to know??...
J/K
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My 16 week old lab ran into a door jamb this morning and has been limping and has not been herself ( just laying around not much energy)
So what's the question.
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I say "Dunkin' Donuts" you say?
...IHOP!
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Is your timing off
Naa...It's just my water pump. (smile)
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When was the last time you looked like a 'complete dork'?
I don't care what you say, My purple shirt looks good with my green shorts!!!
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Look around, what is the first green object you see?
Darned booger won't left my finger go.
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You make me wanna _____?!?! (my answer in video)
I was gonna say... Salt & Pepa's old hit "You make me wanna Shoop"
The other is Usher's "You make me wanna"
That's all I got.
Axe
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Wine and _________ go great together.
Panini Bread... Kala!!!!
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Does anyone want to leave AB?
Yeah. Pretty close. I will miss the gang though. All good things....
Axe
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I like rap music I can't lie..do all you brothers think im fly?
LoL. This still kills me. (smile)
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Golden Girls - best sitcom ever?
All in the Family!
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Have you ever missed an Answerbagger?
Yeah, sorta. I don't really have any friends, except for my wife and kids. So, for a time, I found myself, racing to the computer to see you guys. It seems to have passed. Nothing ventured, nothin gained.
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Men, what do you think of women with graying hair?
BIG! turn on!
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How common is sounding among men?
Do not pass go, do not collect $200.00!!!
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Any one out there that can't sleep? Want a cocktail? I will share…
That would be me, yes!
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What do you do to express frustration?
I tend to stop talking, and keep to myself. I try to keep things from going to the next level.
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Have you ever vomited or been vomited on while giving or receiving a blow job?
LMAO!! Wow, what a question. Would you like to share?
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How much money would it take for you to work as a garbageman?
If its union, hell yeah! I'm under the impression that they make a fairly decent living actually. They don't have alot of Bull to deal with either. Just get in, get out, go home. I would appreciate a job that allowed me the time to collect my thoughts in peace (along with the trash) for a change.
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What do you think of vegetarians/vegans?
Each to his own I suppose. I like Jazz, but I don't ram it down other peoples throats, and I can understand if someone else just doesn't get it.
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My friend's wedding is today !!! would you please wish her the best of luck ?? =)
Best wishes!!
Regarding another one of your questions that was rejected, although I don't know why...
http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1138074
my answer is "whisper"
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"A kiss is just a kiss, and nothing more".. Is that true??
As the song emplies, it is only true...with time.
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Who would join me in congratulating my wonderful friend (Digitalbum) on making Sage?
Hazaaaa!!!
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What would I do without you?
......here's lookin' at you...kid!
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Are you one in a million?
I have tried to be, perhaps more no than so.
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What makes everything better?
Why...Blue Bonnet Margarine, of course!
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What was the last thing you finished?
Making a "To-Do" list.
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Hi I am 28 years young and was wondering if it was a bit too late for me to get back with my studies?? I mean when will I graduate and get going ? and wont it be odd to study with students who are like 5-6 years younger?
Axe...Age 40... Guess how's a freshman this fall? I Look at it this way. They are my competition on the job market, and I can not concern myself with what they think or feel. Ultimately, there's just you and your family. Perhaps, you haven't gotten married yet, or don't have children you, nevertheless, everything you do NOW affects the lives of those you will bring into...
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What is something a child might need or want to take to summer camp?
A Thermos.
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How do you make a man feel loved?
This has nothing to do with your question, but I think you'll appreciate this.
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Is it important to your self-esteem to be validated? Why?
Not during ones entire existance, but I believe that at some point we all come to the crossroads. I read somewhere that Mother Teresa even battled with this. It helps me to know this.
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First thing that comes to mind when i say SOLID...?
I drank too much grape juice and now my stool is no longer SOLID!!
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How do you make a man feel loved?
Give him some rocket fuel!
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Things can Only get Better...? True or False...?
I certainly hope so!
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Are banana chips fried or dehydrated?
I dunno but those are awesome aren't they?!!
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What is the best guitar solo ever?
Alot of good ones here. Right now, I can only think of Princes solo at the end of "Let's Go Crazy"
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What's your favorite dessert that uses fruit?
Banana Split!
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What is the common name for a dachshund?
Nissan!
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What is your favorite color of flower?
I don't know the name but there is a particular Red rose that looks like its bleeding. Its very cool.
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What is your favorite number?
Three
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What is your favorite Bugs Bunny cartoon?
The one where he sings "Jimmy Cracked Corn"
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What is your favorite scrooge movie?
"Scrooged" with Alec Guiness
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What is your favorite Sunday ritual?
Bacon & Eggs!
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What is your favorite fiction book?
Yeah, I'm gonna have to go with the "Harry Potter" series. Inspired, it was.
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What is your favorite company slogan?
USO: "...Until Every One Comes Home"
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What's your favorite cartoon?
That would be Freakazoid!
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What is your favourite musical?
"Scrooge" with Alec Guiness. I know, I'm a big softie!
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What's your favorite soda?
Cherry Vanilla Coke! Its the drink of the gods.
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Until a few days ago a friend thought the words to "Little Red Corvette" were "Pay The Rent Collect". What's the funniest song lyrics you have misunderstood and how long?
Big ole jed had a light on! (Big ole jet airliner!)
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What does this mean? TDTM?
Oh like you don't know, you queen of the naughty! (smile)
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What is your favourite Greek food?
Saganaki
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What comes to mind when you hear the word "Open"?
Tennis.
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What is the reason for the Amish migration from Europe in the 18th Century?
Is it not the same as the quakers?
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Lesbians only please: Do you or does anyone you know, attribute your or her sexual preference to a past history of being sexually abused by the opposite sex at a young age?
I know a set of twins, a boy and a girl. The boy is very feminine and the girl is very butch.
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Would you rather go swimming or skating?
I don't mind skating with other people, but swimming, I'd rather do alone.
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Why did god put the tree in the garden of eden if he didnt want us to eat the fruit? he screwed us from the beginning
No. He really didn't. I used to think the same thing until:
Dad: "I've bought some Pepsi Colas for you kids to drink. You can drink as much of them as you want, but I have a Coke for me, and a Diet Coke for your Mother in the back of the Fridge...DON'T touch my Coke, less you will surely die!"
All the kids respond, "M'kay!"
Son: "Daddy...
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Who is public enemy number one in your country right now?
General Motors
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Whats the name of this song? 'its my life or something like it and i want it back i cant bring myself to do it why do you care'
Someone answered it, but I thought I'd post it for ya.
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You've had a stressful day. What song or artiest do you like to kick back and relax too?
Pat Metheny. I'm not sure why, but it sooths me.
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What word do you spell wrong over and over and over?
I vary saledom mrs spell words. (smile)
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What is an imaginative way to introduce a new sex toy to my S/O
Plan a date where at the end of the date you spend the night in a hotel. The SO may be more open minded in this setting.
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A man is not old until _ _ _ _ _ (fill in blank)
His wife thinks so. (Smile)
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How fast does Alzheimer’s set in once it has started?
My family has a history of Alzheimer. It has always worried me that someday it may sneak upon me. It is such a cruel illness.
I have marked this question to send me new answers to it as I too would like the answer.
Thank you, Rocket!
Axe
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What sexual acts can you perform with a bicycle pump and cantaloupe? my s/o keeps bringing them in bed with us and winking at me like I should know what to do with them?
+4 just for making me laugh.
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What's your favourite thing at the moment?
Dr. Who!
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If you were reincarnated, who would first realise its you?
I feel that my daughters know me better than anyone. They understand my wit, and they can predict my actions and responses. My eldest daughter says she wants to someday write a book called, "Things Dad Said" So my answer would have to be my daughters, as well as my wife, of course.
Axe
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Is Loving the Wrong Person a Sin?
No. That's what grace is.
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Which is more plausible, there's Truth in every Lie or there's a Lie in every Truth?
4 points because I can't think of a clever answer.
Axe
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END of the SENTENCE WORDGAME: I start a Sentence such as "Most ABers are sweet People" you have to use "People" at the beginning of your sentence and continue on playing that way.....using the last word of the next sentence. (NB. Just for fun)
Good Idea, but works better in a chat room.
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Why do homosexuals make there sexuality notisable
If you mean those who make it their entire identity, then I know what you mean. Likewise, I don't like people who make their skin color, or place of origin their entire lifestyle, having nothing else of substance to contribute in a conversation. Its like me walking around yammoring on about my blood type, and wearing an "I'm O positive and proud" shirt. Its the...
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Ok, basically, i need to find someone who's in australia. And if anyone knows a link for a people search that will actually work, could you please let me know?
Yahoo has an Aussie site. Try it.
http://au.search.yahoo.com/search/dir;_ylt=A0oGkzdlCYRJXmcAJ_Qc5gt.?p=people+search&y=Search&fr=sfp&rd=r2
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What is the best way to get drunk?
Don't eat.
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Does anyone remember those candies called POPROCKS and they would go zing and pop in your mouth?
Yes. They still make them. They went bankrupt for a bit I believe but they are now back in the stores.
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Our beloved friend Sixty B has offered so much through the intelligent and kind submissions she consistently contributes here. Will you please join me in honoring her achievement and congratulating her, as she takes on the well deserved title of Swami?
Congrats and Best Wishes!...Axe
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You encounter The Chesire Cat from Alice In Wonderland and he asks.."Whoooo Areeeee Youuuuu?" Your response is what?
"You see I am Wonder Mike and I'd like to say hello...
A to the black, to the white the red and the brown...
To the purple and yellow!"
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What is the first thing that comes to mind when i say 'Pause'?
RUN-DMC Baby!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SQMTxpkStZc
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Would you date a vigilante?
No, because eventually you will become the victim.
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Is there something wrong with being 27 years old and unmarried?
No. That's an outgrown concept...and I believe, a dangerous way of thinking.
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What is your favorite all time movie and why is it your favorite?
"Me and Jenny were like peas and carrots again!"
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Will you kill someone?
No, but I would wish death on the all day long!; twice on Sunday!
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At the fair, Would you like a Corn Dog, Carmel Apple or Cotton Candy?
Yes to all!...You only live once!
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Do you have a birthmark? where?
Blue mark on my butt.
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My friend became jealous and possessive. my mom was ailing and my friend accused me of not giving him enough time. i dumped him. now, he wrote an apology and someone he loved died and its been hard on him. he feels sorry for what he did to me. what to do?
F me once, shame on you...F me twice, shame on me.
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I need to know is Twilight is a good book?
My daughter says it was great.
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What the biggest turnoff for you in a girl?
Masculine hands
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I have been spat on, kicked at, peed on and pooped on, yelled at and ignored...but I am not offended by any of this...what do you think I was doing?
You were visiting the monkeys at the zoo.
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MY 2 year old takes her clothes off all the time, what are some ways I can stop her from doing it?
You're gonna miss it someday.
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My boyfriend says I am, " to kinky". What do I do?
Chill out!
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Just HOW Jealous are You....?
Not very. My wife hates it too. hehehe. Gotta love her.
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Do you have DVR? do you use it daily?
Couldn't live without it.
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Were hearts made whole just to break?
No, they were made whole so that you would know the difference.
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Be slow in choosing .....................?
....and quick in disbelief!
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“Between men and women there is no friendship possible. There is passion, enmity, worship, love, but no friendship.” .. How true this quote by Oscar Wilde is?
I disagree. Friendship is like respect... It is earned. And that does not happen overnight.
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What does L.O.V.E really mean?
Love is when you discover that you wouldn't change a thing.
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Is that what you really want?
Let me ask my wife..."Honey!!......."
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Guys/gals, what is your impression of mantyhose? Refers to http://today.msnbc.msn.com/id/28527841?gt1=43001
Are you friggin' kidding me!
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What are a few indicators that a person (a girl) is in love, and not really lusting over someone?
If you are talking about yourself, then just asking that question is a plus. Otherwise, I don't think one can be sure in the courting stages because both are to their best...on their A game. In the end I believe that only time reveals.
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If you found out that your best friend cheated on their spouse would you lose respect for them?? Why or why not?
Sinceless, mindless cheating...YES! But it they fell for someone, and had an affair, then I would be disappointed, but not lose respect, so much. Things happen, and finger pointing is a dangerous thing.
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If you are a Texan or a "I love Texas Texan" , I want to hear your voice!! What are you thinking these days!!
We haven't been havin' that many babies! Where the heck did all these extra people come from?
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Do you think working night shift ruins your functioning?
I believe so, yes. My wife is an EMT and I feel bad for her sometimes. She loves it, but I still see wear in her.
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A friend wants all her friends to give money towards a pair of diamond earrings for her birthday. (She's quite well off and could easily afford to buy them herself). I feel uncomfortable about this and prefer to give her a personal gift. Should I?
Shallow people deserve shallow gifts.
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When its cold outside and we breathe our breath makes a sort of fog because its hot..right? What happens if we fart in the same temp?
Your butt gets ashy.
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Could you really just stop thinking about someone who touched your heart?
No. But the problem is, you don't REALLY know if they truly touched your heart until time has gone by. And sometimes, people touch you and it doesn't occur how important they were until later on.
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Who's going for a walk in the rain? I am.
No thank you. Makes my ankles ashy.
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Could you throw away a bible?
I have yes. I mad at God.
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If I asked to read your autobiography, would I be shocked to find what really lay behind that avatar and friendly face here on AB?
Probably.......Most likely.......Okay,......YES,...you would.
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Do you think it is right for boyfriend's to put pressure on their girlfriends to lose weight because every guy has a standard of what they like ? be honest guys and girls answers please :)
Women have their standards of us as well.
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What do you do when you don't know what to do?
Helplessness is the absolute worst feeling. The feeling seems to multiply when you have a family depending on you, or people that expect for you to keep it together, or have all the answers.
Usually, though, I tend to get quiet and audit the problem in my head over and over while doing dishes and laundry. This hardly ever works though but makes me feel like I'm making SOME...
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Can you name someplace that you keep going back to - even though you don't like going there?
Church
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Now that it's over...was it worth it?
Yes, and I refuse to believe otherwise! My grass WILL be green damnit!
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Name one thing that you did today, that you do everyday?
Quiet!
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Will you please help me congratulate our kindly and delightful friend shrinkess for advancing to the level of Sage?
Congrats Shrink. "When I grow up I wanna be a Sage, I wanna have groopies"
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My friend just drew my avatar today. What do you think?
Nice.
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What was the last thing you bought from the vending machine?
E5... A Snickers candy bar.
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What is the name of any bean?
Mister...
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Have you noticed how beautiful the moon looks tonight?
I missed it. Describe it for me?
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Which do you prefer? Learning by doing? Learning by reading? Learning in other ways?
by doing.
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Would you rather cook or clean?
Cook.
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What would you do if i bit your ear?
Evander Holyfield: "I would have you banned from boxing."
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Which do you like more black or blue?
Black
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Would u rather listen to RAP or ROCK!
Rock. I like rap, but most of what's coming out today is crap.
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MY DAD AND BROTHER RAPE ME BEAT ME AND HAVE SEX WITH ME WHAT SHOULD I DO
When you go to school, go the the principles office and speak with him/her. They'll take it from there.
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Who is the a**hole in your life?
Yes, but my wife says its too uncomfortable.
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What's a good example of pandemonium?
How's this?
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Is it bad if you read your little sister's (shes in 6th grade) text messages while she is sleeping? This boy is calling her hottie a lot and idk if i'm comfortable with that.. what should i do?
I disagree with most of the panel of answerers here. You love your sister, therefore it is natural to keep an eye out on what is going on in her life. The issue is that you don't feel comfortable being a sneak. Well the end justifies the means in this case.
It may feel equally uncomfortable ordering her to give you her phone so you can check up on what she's been texting, but...
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How do you get back at a cheating ex husband?
Simply move on.
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What type of sweetener do you prefer?
Good old fashioned Sugar!
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Four second quiz. What does your birthdate say about what type of person you are? (link included).
You Are a Tycoon
Watch out Donald Trump! You've got a head for business and money.
You'll make it rich some day, even if you haven't figured out how yet.
A supreme individualist, you shouldn't get stuck in a corporate job.
Instead, make your own way - so that you can be the boss.
Your strength: Your undying determination
Your weakness: You require an opulent...
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I'm 17 and extremely self conscience. i get told all the time how eautiful i am but i dont think they are looking at the outside. how do i know?
Caring that you're beautiful on the outside is okay. Still, there is something to be said about a person that chooses internal happiness over the illusions of vanity.
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How can i increase my creativity?
Strength comes from exercise.
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Cottage cheese and _________?
Liposuction!!
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What do you want to be when you grow up?
When I grow up I want to be a taco.
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Now that it's over...was it worth it?
Jury is still out.
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Where was most beautiful view you have seen (in person) on this earth?
While in the Marine Corps I served about a ship for a year in the Persian Gulf. This is what the nights looked like...
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Who falls in love faster men or women?
Women. I believe it to be maternal. My wife says that when she hears a baby cry, her breast hurt. That tells me there are some seriously amazing things going on inside of women. Gotta love 'em.
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I have a Sony Ericsson W380i,iv had it for about 2 weeks and the on button wont let me turn it on it is fully charged how can i get it to turn on?Iv lost the reciept
From www.sonyericson.com's support site
•Press the On/Off key for a minimum of 10 seconds to turn the phone on.
•Sometimes, you need to remove the battery to clean dust, dirt and corrosion from the connectors on both the battery and the phone. You can clean the connectors with a soft brush, cloth or q-tip moistened with any type of unflavoured, colourless alcohol. Make...
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I have been offered a job as a cook,i have to remove my eyebrow piercings for hyigene,it will be out for 2 hours will it close up?
No. My wife drives and ambulance and she has to do the same. She takes them out in the car at work, and puts them in after.
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My puppy is 5 months old and doesnt bark when some one knocks at the door will she ever?Can i train her to let me know when there are people about?
You should know certain dogs are prone to being deaf. You may want to check. Also, some dogs turn on their protective natures primarily when they are on a leash. Others will just go to the window.
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Is the belief in "luck" a matter of faith?
Impressive question.
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Why doesnt my nokia 5500 let me put a ring tone on,when i save it phone turns off and back on again but does not save it as my tone?
Its a Christian-Conservative phone and just won't change its ways.
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Do you sleep with any kind of sound soother or any other type of electrically induced sound to help mask the silence/noise?
Yes, my wife snoring. Its quite electric, and I love it.
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Why did you stop taking all your meds?
Because my BP is just not going down. 160/104 right now.
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Are you afraid of love?
No. But it IS complicated...Love that is.
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Did you have it all, and let it go because your scared?
No, they had it all and let it go because they were.
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When was your last lightbulb moment?
I'm not too bright.
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I'm home alone on Answerbag and not with him. What's wrong with me?
You think too much.
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Guys: What's sexier a naked woman in your bed or a naked woman semi- covered by a sheet in your bed?
What color is the sheet? LoL
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If someone called you a liar and said your full of sh** would that bother you?
When I was younger yes. Nowadays, who cares.
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What is an emh fan?
I'm a total nerd, because my first thought was "Emergency Medical Hologram" (Star Trek Voyager).
Big smile
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I've lost 3lbs in three days because of a relationship misunderstanding. I can't eat,everything makes me sick. No I'm not pregnant! What should I eat during this time?
Bake some oatmeal cookies. Call me when they're done. I'll bring the vanilla ice cream and that "Affair to Remember" video you girls love so much.
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I am..bigger, and i dont think any guy has liked me, why do guys usually only look at girls bodies, not their personality?
I'm curious to know what you feel about bigger "Men". Do you have any heavy-set male friends?
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If there really is a God, why do ppl get divorced? arent they supposed to find their "soulmate?" also, how come some people end up not getting married at all? And if God has a purpose for everything, why is there child rapes, and retards in this world?
God built the house and moved us in, the least we can do is keep it clean.
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Why am I 16 and still about 4 feet and something inches?
Why do you care. Short girls are in!
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Does this video make you LOL?
No
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What happens in the after life?
We all get an upgrade.
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I just got a new boyfriend. and my friends say im stupid! and he said he wanted a smart girl! should i study to become the girl he wants?
No, you should study to become the girl YOU want. I doubt you're stupid. Besides, if your friends were so smart, your bf would be with them.
Axe
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How much coffee do you drink in a month
31 pots
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My little sister is only 13 yrs old the other I went to her MySpace and it said she was 17. I told her that I wouldn't tell dad if she change her profile to state her real name and never did that again...Do you think I handled the situation well?
Yes, but keep an eye on it.
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What is it about some people that makes them so easy to L❤VE?
"Love is repaid by love alone!" Mother Teresa I submit that you are the source.
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What do you say when you tell someone your sorry for a loss of a love one and they say...It's not your fault....?
Well, I'm sorry, doesn't exactly mean "I apologize" as it does, "I am sorrowful" I am sorrowful for your loss.
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What is the greatest hing god has given us to prove his love for us
We're still here.
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Are you freaking out about the age you'll be at your next b'day?
YES!!! I turned 40 last October I've been in a rut every since.
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What was your wild experience on New Year Eve night?
Watched movies with my 3 daughters. My sister went to downtown Dallas, which was probably exciting, but I was happy with my girls a few movies and a bottle of wine.
Axe
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How many people didnt get a kiss at midnight for New Years?
My wife and I kissed over the phone. She was driving her ambulance. Busy night.
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When you were a kid. Was there A Thing in Grandma's house that you still remember?
The sound of the night train that ran through the night in back of her house. When I hear that sound at night it takes me back to that place even now.
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Have you ever been to a cabin?
No. But it would be nice.
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I absolutely love the sound of a cello. What instrument does it for you?
Here's Bach's "Air" on a G string.
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What's your favorite song about rain?
Bob James - "Rain" from the Album Obsession
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I need a program that I can use to write piano music on my computer
There are demos that you can download prior to purchasing. The more different software you use, you'll find that there is no one perfect midi software. All have different aspects that are better than others. I recommend going to Guitar Center. There are other stores as well, but be careful. Some of the programs out there are just that..."out there" Guitar Center will have...
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What is your favorite all time movie and why is it your favorite?
Whenever I need a laugh I love to watch "The Princess Bride" Andre the Giant kills me in that movie.
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What is a double bass?
The instrument the gentleman is holding in the clip is a double bass. (Double bass is the Technical name for the upright bass. I don't have much orchestral background, so perhaps you'll receive more answers that are more in dept than what I could give. But in general, I believe this is what you are asking.
Axe
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With a wider neck guitar are the strings wider apart? My fingers often touch my other string on my guitar
It's difficult to answer that without seeing you play. You should go to Guitar Center and play around with various kinds of guitars for a couple of hours. They will not mind. I am sure you'll find one that claims you as it's owner. I own a few myself, each with a different purpose, or function. Good Luck
Axe
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Do you play guitar? If so why did you start playing?
My grandfather made and played guitar. My mother, I guess missed him. On Christmas, when I was 8, she bought me a guitar. I picked up on it rather quickly and have been playing every since. I play primarily in church. I used to play in clubs here in D/FW area, but since my wife had kids, I've put it down. Perhaps someday.
Axe
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Who is your favorite hogwarts guy (Dead or alive) and why do you like him? [can be from any era] {please tell me full name and house}
I love the first Dumbledore. Such confidence, and arrogance. I love that in a character. Second would be Prof. Snape, although they didn't explore him nearly enough.
Axe
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Why is there HOT DOGS but no HOT CHICKS? If available along side HOT DOGS, what do you think would be in a HOT CHICK roll?
There is, it's called balut.
Balut is a popular Filipino street snack and is essentially a duck egg with a fetus inside, typically between seventeen to twenty days in gestation.
Most foreigners are grossed out by the idea.
In the Philippines balut is so popular that it is equivalent to what the hot dog is in the U.S. There are balut vendors who push around carts full of fetal...
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Eartha Kitt has passed away at 81. What is your special memory of this wonderful lady?
As a kid every year, my high school choir performed with the Dallas Jr. Black Academy of Arts and Letters (JBAAL). One year, 1986 I believe, we did a concert with Eartha Kitt. She was a very pleasant, easy to work with, and very playful. She even kept a little dog in her purse(in case you were wondering who started THAT trend). Mada'am Kitt not only performed the songs, "Has...
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I am 17 turning 18, i have been seeing a 35 year old. i just wanna hear others opinion on this relation ship. i just need to say that he's treated me very well, and did not force me to have sex. so what is your opinion?
Just don't get pregnant!
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What is the definition of a girl/lady/women?
36-24-36
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I went to a gambling casino and actually gambled for the first time in one. Anyone believe in beginners luck?
Hey, can i email you? or you me? mrrickjones@gmail.com
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If love was a flavor, what would it taste like?
"Alas, Earwax"
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Intresting thought....When you are born you start to die....Does anyone know the movie that statement came from?
The Curious Case of Benjamin Button
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Can you name something that is irreversible?
Change is not only inevitable but also irreversible.
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Is everything all set for tomorrow?
No. I'm totally out of lime flavored vodka.
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From what movie can you quote the most lines?
Forest Ga-ummm-P!
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If people continue to have interracial relationships and have biracial babies, in time won't we all become one race?
Then a new epidemic will sweep the world...
"Blood Type Discrimination"
Bartender, "Hey! You'll have to leave. We don't serve you AB negatives here, Pal!"
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For this week's Friday Dance Party, will you bring some Christmas music to the Holiday Festivities?
Ahhh. So this is the Friday Dance Party. My three favs...
No. 1) Christmas Time is Here - A Charlie Brown Christmas
No. 2) Auld Lang Zion - It's A Wonderful Life
No. 3) A live recording in Japan of "Let is Snow" - Boys II Men
Thank you and Merry Christmas to all.
Axe
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It's time for a Friday Dance Party!!! Can I get some totally random songs from the 90's to bring in the weekend?
I'm bringin' my "Totally random songs from the 80's" CD.
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What is more than you can handle?
The thing that kills you.
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Have you ever woke up and was unable to move or talk for a few minutes? It happens to me alot and its scary as hell. Once my ex told me she saw a female ghost or something holding me down during an episode.
This happens to me lots(with no ghosts albeit). My wife and I have a system now. I discovered that I can shake and move my leg when it happens, enough to wake up my wife, or get her attention. She knows then that I am having an episode and begins shaking me to help wake me up.
The last time it happened, I noticed that I was unable to breath. I am usually very calm when its happening,...
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What could the "B" in Sixty B stand for?
Lowky 60b designer jeans...the "B" stands for Badonkadonk!!
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What do you look like?
Nothing special.
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How would you express the number: 58,656,960,000,000,000 in words?
Nope. I wouldn't actually.
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When would you abandon a sinking ship?
When I've rescued the Cognac.
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Blue________?
...Gardenia. Nat King Cole
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Is your timing off
Why? You too?
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Right now, what would make you most happy?
Playin' in a band.
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I'll never ________________ again
Pee
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What's this for?
I saw it, and just had to get it for you. It's a b-sixty.
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Are we OK - you and me?
"Get off my back woman!!!" hehe.
Axe
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If fish had a language, what would it be called?
Bloop Bloop! with a british accent. "I say young minnow, come here. Do you speak Bloop Bloop?"
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How do you need to be loved?
Wow!
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What clicks?
Red Ruby Slippers
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Do you have a pain in the neck?
Kinda funny question, but yes I do. Don't notice it, it's been hurting for so long.
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Well, did you get to the bottom of it?
No. I just stood there and took it like I always do.
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I play ___________
...a mean guitar.
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Are you mad at me?
Yeah, but I'll get over it.
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Would you mind taking me to my company Christmas dinner next weekend? Also, will you make me look good in front of my boss?
You are so good at this...no wonder you're a swami.
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What mindless activity keeps you from dwelling on your troubles?
www.answerbag.com
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What's bound to melt your heart?
My high blood pressure pills
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Is it really just another crush?
Probably, but you are so easy on the eyes.
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I'm like 13years old and i went down on my X.
Does that make me a HOE?
No. Just incredibly stupid!
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What can I do to help you out?
Yes, I'll have a whopper with cheese no mayo, no ketchup, heavy onions, large fries and a large coke.
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Right now, what would make you most happy?
Red Wine.
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I'm still listening to the music I loved in the 80's/early 90's. My favorites are The Smiths, Throwing Muses, Violent Femmes, etc. I listen to The Killers - what other new bands would I like?
Go to www.Jango.com and do a search for the artist and they will play that artist and similar artist that you'll like for free. Its a really cool site. Enjoy.
Axe
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Is it true that a goal without a plan is merely a wish without a hope?
It is just a wish, but not one "without a hope." Antoine de Saint-Exupery: French poet. The last 3 words "without a hope" are not his.
"We must accept finite disappointment, but never lose infinite hope." MLK
Axe
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Does anyone know of any good self teach guitar cd/dvd/books?
There are some video podcasts you can dl for free on itunes as well. I haven't viewed any of 'em so I can't give any recommendations. I hope you find some of value. Oh yeah...Try Youtube or similar sites.
Axe
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What is your favorite song and why?
"Donny Hathaway - Sack full of dreams". It's on youtube if you want to hear it.
Axe
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What is the most wonderful picture you ever came across while browsing the net?
Here's my real answer.
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What's the worst torture someone could go through?
"Dear Zachary: A Letter to a Son About His Father" (Documentary) or read the book, "Dance with the Devil: A Memoir of Murder and Loss."
Axe
It aired on MSNBC tonight.
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Am I less likely to become pregnant if I have one ovary?
Yes, every other month.
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Let me guess....You smoke weed?
Believe it or not, I have never smoked weed. I've always had a fear of drugs. I was in my late 20s before I would even take aspirin. Something I saw as a kid was a catalyst to this fear. Its a healthy fear so I've glad I have it. Smoking cigarettes is a big enough problem in my life.
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Do you enjoy boobs?
I had them for lunch yesterday.
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How old were you in 1980?
12
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For what reason would you not accept a friend request?
Boobs to big! LMAO. No, just kidding.
Axe
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Do you think Angelina Jolie is ugly or pretty?
I don't like her lips.
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How to lose a guy in ten days?
Ask him to marry you!
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I took a pic with my camera phone and tried to send it to my email so I could download it here. It didn't work. Anybody know why?
Did you ever get this worked out?
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What do you think Jesus meant when he said: "whatever you ask for, believe you already have it, and it will be yours"..(something like that, anyway).
Jesus, at this point, knew of his departure. He had performed many marvelous things. It was important that the disciples knew that he had entrusted and empowered them to do likewise. Gandhi, figured this out and caused India to become free from Britain, and later stopped a war between the Muslims (now Pakistan) and the Hindus.
I can't remember if Peter walked on water before or...
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In your own words, what is the difference between "faith", "trust" and "belief", (in someone or something..... not just a definition.)
Very good question. The hardest of the 3 to get is faith. Faith is like climbing a ladder. You may go 10 feet w/o getting scared. After awhile you can go 20. Then, later, you can climb 25 feet on a ladder dangling on a wire with the wind blowing and never even flinch.
Not a very good example, but it helps me to understand the kind of faith God wants. To "trust" Him and...
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What would make you want to shout "JACKPOT"! (apart form the obvious..winning a jackpot)?
When your friend John shows up with a nickel bag.
Axe
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Can anyone tell me who theis anime girl is and or what anime she is from? http://img259.imageshack.us/img259/9837/1149832806076ks1xh1.jpg
My daughter probably can. I'll ask her tomorrow. Check back late tomorrow.
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Do you hang your clothes in your closet, all facing in the same direction?
Yes! LoL, they are all facing the same direction. I'm obsessed. My bed can be messy as hell, but, my clothes MUST face towards the center. Left side the the right, and right side to the left.
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When do you get so distracted that you can't hear what anybody is saying to you?
I'm sorry, what did you say?
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Would you rather sleep in a cold room with lots of comfy blankets, or in a room that's already warm?
I love blankets!
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How does one go about taking care of a "troll"?
Give it a red suit, some raindeer, and a one day gig.
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Can video and computer games help kids learn?
Yes, but it can't teach them common sense.
Axe
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When do you put up your Christmas tree? Is it up now?
The first week of November.
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How long should we cook ham?
http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/2889390
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What comes to mind when you hear boo yah?
Ron Stopable
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What color is skunk?
Bi-racial?
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Are you a pale imitation of your your current s/o's ex?
I wouldn't say "pale"
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What are you - 99% of the time?
NOT the father. hehe J/K
Axe
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Is it easier to prove or disprove something?
Disprove. Conflict will always be easier than resolution. It is much harder to have faith in something than to disbelieve. It is true in religion, science & politics. There is much money to be made from this concept.
Axe
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Am I the only one who can't tell a joke?
Believe it or not, I can not tell a joke. I can only talk and be funny.
Axe
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What color handbag do you want? 5 Terre Yellow, Stromboli Orange, 5 Terre Violet, or Stromboli Red?
Doesn't matter as long as it matches my parachute.
Axe
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Men, Would it turn you off the person you were out with & interested in if her friend who introduced you to her told you that she would gut you like a fish if you hurt her or would you just think her friend is a nut?
No I would just yell really loudly, "STOP FLIRTING WITH ME!!! STOP IT!! NO MEANS NO!!! DAAG!!"
Axe
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What is the most wonderful picture you ever came across while browsing the net?
You remember that nude photo you sent me of yourself? I keep it by my plants. For some reason it helps them grow!
Axe
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Who is the oldest person you know who, in fact, still believes in Santa Claus?
What do you mean? Santa Claus is REAL!!!
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If I gave you an infinite amount of questions to answer... what percentage would you answer?
As many as it would take to not have to die and go to hell.
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Can you describe your father in one word?
No.
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Are you adventurous when it comes to your palate?
Sure, I venture to the downtown market often.
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Do you think the minimum wage needs to be increased and if so, to what amount?
No, I think the cost of living should be decreased.
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Do interracial marriages have a higher success rate?
Are you in an IR relationship?
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Who belongs in a padded room?
Don't we all?
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Why don't black people give Abraham Lincoln the credit for ending slavery instead of MLK? Lincoln had a dream before MLK ever did.......or is it because he was a white man that his acts were forgotten?
By no means are Lincolns acts discredited, its just that the entire 1860 era is so taboo for this country. It was a bloodbath right here on American soil, and it was we against ourselves.
It had been Lincolns intention to end slavery, yes, but to cripple the southern economy (slave run farmlands) very important to foreign trade, whereas the North had its major factories up and running...
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Is it just me or is it getting hot in here?
That's my turkey in the oven, would you go check on it please?
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Name one thing your thankful for right now
I am thankful that I have more time.
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I just became (sage).. I am really too excited!! Can I get a hug?
Happy Thanksgiving. If you celebrate it there.
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If a song isn't a ballad, then what is it?
Hmm. Good question. What makes a ballad a ballad? Does it have to be "Folk" music. Can a rap song be a ballad? Hmmm.
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What can't you quit?
Smoking. (sadface)
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I just became (sage).. I am really too excited!! Can I get a hug?
Big hug!
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How do you lose a shoe in the middle of the road?
Okay, so I stepped on this sticker bud thingy cuz I hadn't mowed the yard yet cuz I was gonna pull the weeds, so they're all high, and I was about to get into the car and I had my shoes in my hand, so I pulled the sticker bud thingy out of my foot and put my shoe on, but then I stepped on another one so I sat the other shoe on top of the car and pull out the sticker and spilled some...
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My cat has blocked, gunky tear ducts. What is the treatment for this?
Sorry, couldn't help myself.
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Im 16 years old and im REALLY into bondage..is that strange?
No. Its actually on target. You will lose these notions after you have a life depending on you and you lose some of your invulnerable notions. Remember the movie Kill Bill when she had the pregnancy test? Why do you think Aids flourished so. You know what? I take that back. It is strange. Its strange because just 4 years ago you could barely solve for X, now you're a bonified sex...
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What do you like to drink when you eat chocolate?
Ice cold milk.
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Are there any doll house and miniature enthusiasts out there? If so, do you know where I might find a pattern or model to build an old country tin roof shack?
You won't have time to build it. There will always be too many questions to be answered here in the bag.
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Have you ever known anyone that has "fallen off the face of the earth?"
Actually, I am the guy the people say has fallen off the face of the Earth.
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In the mood for a little laugh. Would you go to this website and complete any mad lib of your choice and share with your fellow ABers for some giggles?
Love Letter 4... you asked for it (smile)
Dear Kitt,
You are extremly Bloated and I Run To Buy Pepto For you! I want kiss your Stomach Till The End Of times. You make my Can burn with desire. When I first saw you, I Sadly stared at you and fell in love. Will you Sit On My Toilet Til It Empties out with me? Don`t let your parents discourage you, They are just jealous.
Yours forever,...
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Does it bother you to sleep in an unmade bed?
My wife yes, me no. Although, I do agree that a made bed is more comfortable.
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Since my latest injury I'm supposed to be in my back brace all the time (minus sleep and shower obviously) but I recently fractured a rib and it's too painful to wear it. Any clever ideas as to how I could give my back some support until my rib heals?
Poor babes! Hope you heal quickly! I'm sorry I have no suggestions though. All I can say is get some stronger pain meds.
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If you passed me walking down the street what do you think your first impression of me would be? (assuming you didn't recognize me from AB)
She would look really nice in a black and white photo! LoL. J/K. I'm sure I'd try and sneak a peak without you noticing.
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Do you go to school to learn to be a conductor of a band, with the little wand? It looks so easy, I feel like I could do it!
The conductor has a score of what everyone is doing in front of him. He must be able to follow the score and insure that what he hears is what's on the score. Also, different instruments are tuned to different pitches, i.e. the note C on a trumpet is actually B-flat on the piano. This is called B-flat concert. There are several instruments with these variances. He must be able to...
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Does he still love me?
Probably, but I doubt that helps much. Hang in there. Saw your photos. Very Nice.
Axe
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I want to know who knows for a fact God is real, and how or why?
I take it that you've studied some version of the holy bible, creation Genesis, being the hardest to swallow. It just so happens that PBS, aired a show yesterday called, "How the Earth was made." If one were to strip away all of the theatrics from the book and compared the order of events to what scientists believe really happened, one would be amazed at how similar the two are...
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What is the most frightening sound?
Silence.
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What should you NEVER use as a sex toy?
A rat with a big head that wants to take over the world?
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Is it a race to see who can respond faster?
I..........win!
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Alright~~so my ex of one month just emailed me "Some Interesting Facts" and signed it, I love you and miss you. What gives?
Horny!
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Why ME _________?
Did you have someone better in mind?
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How much does it cost to leave your car at the airport per day, typically?
Excellent idea!
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Who makes your heart pound? *good or bad*
My cigarettes! (sadface)
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How do you personally pronounce the word mirror? For me it's like 'mih-rurr'.
Me-Ra
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Does YouTube ever recommend anything for you, you'd actually want to watch?
I watched your video "The Streets - Dry your eyes" very nice. Thanks for the link.
Axe
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Who was the first scientist astronaut to go to space?
Hey Chris, did you see the new Star Trek Preview. Cylar, from "Heroes" is SPOCK!
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Do you think "Twilight" is generally over rated?
It's the first of a series. I'm sure they'll get better. I'm lookin' for the books now.
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When was the most difficult time in your life?
Wow. This really should be a tough question, but it is.
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Where can I find a heroe?
Not at Subway!
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Do you just want to cry?
Naa. I'm over it.
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Ladies: Do you like being called cute?
LMAO!
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Do you want to kiss someone and can't?
Who do you wanna kiss dear?
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Are there any strategies for roulette?
Yes. Speak Russian.
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How do you imagine your life would have turned out had you taken that left turn at Albuquerque?
More paper. Need more paper.
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What does your life smell like?
It has no scent, it has no smell
It has no meaning which to tell
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What's your favorite Praise and Worship song?
Father I stretch my hands to thee, no other help I know
If thou withdraw thy hands from me, whether shall I go.
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Think about it…Does the identity of the self end with death or does the self persist eternally unchanged?
Ouch! Brain freeze!
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Why girls are sweet?
Boys are handy...made out of candy
Girls are rotten...made out of cotton!
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Are you a piece of glass? Or a brick?
I am a rock. I am an island.
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What shall I do? I miss them so much , it hurts!!
Don't worry, laxatives are on sale right now. I'll run and get you some.
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If you are going out with your bf or gf, do you like to wear matching clothes? (same colour).
If you want.
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Share an old expression with us, please?
If a task is once begun
Never leave it 'til its done
Be the labor great or small
do it well or not at all.
Don't know who wrote it, I got it from my grandma. RIP Grammy.
Axe
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Share an old expression with us, please?
Sempre Fidelis!!! Today is the Marine Corps Birthday!
Axe
Correction. Marine Corps Birthday is on November 10th. I don't know why it says I posted this on the 18th.
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Today is my birthday and I have no plans. What should I do to celebrate?
Don't Taze me Bro!!! Happy Birthday,
Axe
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First thing that comes to mind when i say "NANO"?
Mork & Mindy: Nanu-Nanu!
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Will Martin Luther King's "Dream" ever become a reality?
We will soon see won't we?
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Have you given yourself permission to believe that it absolutely CAN be done? Have you finally realized that any dream you may have is possible?
I've got a sack full of dreams.
Axe
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You may wonder who were you in a past life, but that's your past. I'm thinking ahead....who do think you'll be in your NEXT life?
Oh no. I'm never comin' back!
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Does anyone remember the Garbage Pail Kids? http://www.garbagepailkidsworld.com/
Sure. I have 3 of them.
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What are the pros of being single? cons?
Pros: Quiet.
Cons: Too much Quiet.
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Do you run for the hand sanitizer after you shake someone's hand?
Of course not. Let them get their own. hehe.
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How do you know if you are friends with benefits? What are the rules? Do you go on dates or is that a no-no?
Nice way of saying F@*k buddy. A person should prob know if they are or aren't otherwise they are just being cheated on.
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Do rappers still talk about Bitches and Hoes or is that passe'?
LMAO. I can't believe you used the words.."Bitches & Hoes" and "Passe'" in the same sentence.
Points for that!
Axe
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What can you do when you feel like your spirit is broken and you're not yourself?
Download music.
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Do you or have you shopped with a calculator?
I use the one in my phone alot, yes.
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Guys: Are you prettier than your girlfriend/wife?
I'm too sexy for my cat.
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Why are the longest answers usually sections of biblical scripture in response to some trivial question about God?
Ironically, God is a man of few words.
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Will I freeze to death in Chicago this winter?
You will live to thaw another day.
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Which fruit is better? mangos or kiwis
Sadly, I'm allergic to both. (sad face)
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When was the last time you said "I Love You" to the love of your life?
Every time I talk to her on the phone, as we hang up; ever time we go somewhere without the other; and at night when we go to bed I say "I love you" to my wife. That comes to about 40 times a week.
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What kind of car have you made Love in/on?
Does a BJ count?
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What was the worst duet ever recorded?
You gotta see it for yourself.
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Is it ok for married men to check out other women?
Shut Up!! I was not!
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What do you eat with milk?
Cornbread and pecans...course, it's buttermilk.
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What is the one accessory you couldnt live without?
I can only tell you that my wife keeps it in her drawer. Now, she lets me get a good nights sleep...sometimes!
Axe
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What is on the floor of your closet?
Why?..What have you heard!!!
Axe
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Cherries or blueberries?
Cherries...or maybe strawberries.
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Who do you think is the sexiest singer?
Nora Jones
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Where's the least romantic place to make love?
At home!
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Whats Your Favorite Culture Food?
Vagina!
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What could only happen in America?
Time Square on New Years Eve.
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What was the last thing you repaired yourself?
A U2-38 Dilithium Space modulator.
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Where are you headed?
Rough street, and I live in the last house.
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What did you give up?
My virginity. Oh wait, I have 4 kids.
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If someone hot asked to see you naked for $20,000 dollars, would you show them your assets?
Damn Skippy!
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Will You Rate Me Positive Or Negative Points For This Question?
Cheater!
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What Age Do You Feel Is Old?
I just turned 40
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So i know you hear this alot but my bf just dumped me. again. im not even talking about the 2nd time. i think this is # 3 or 4. i keep going back to him but i am done. i truely loved him. anyways would anyone like to cheer me up? thanks it is appreciated.
Hope this helps...
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So, i'm proabably going to walk down to the grocery store to pick some stuff up. I REALLY want a grilled cheese sandwhich, but we don't have cheese. Want anything while i'm there?
You're getting cheese...may as well get some wine while you're at it.
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I absolutely HATE calling the "help desk" at work. what do you hate doing at your work?
That isn't why you're "seriously depressed is it?
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Do you consider a DJ a musician?
Great question.
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Do you have a snow covered dream?
Ewww....that's just nasty! LMAO Sorry, couldn't resist.
Axe
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Did you see my *peace*? I did not find it!!
There they are in the bowl with the carrots.
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What is your favorite song by Queen?
Why I'm glad you asked.
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Who is the most beautiful actress of this generation.
Its Drew Barrymore that does it for me.
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Who is the most beautiful actress of all time? In your opinion.
Audrey Hepburn hands down.
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Do you think it is weird for an atheist to like a gospel song? I like "Angels we have heard on High"...
I think what you may be asking is, "Do I have a soul" and to that question I reply, Yes. No matter what our minds conclude, it is always our souls that keep us asking questions.
"I like your Christ, I do not like your Christians. Your Christians are so unlike your Christ."
-- Mahatma Gandhi
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Any Buddhists here? Do you believe this boy is the reincarnation of Buddha? (see article)
WOW. I read the article. They actually refer to him as God. That is just...out there.
Axe
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How come Americans say "The Queen" to refer to Elizabeth, when there are many Queens in the world? Isn't that almost like saying "My Queen"?
I wish she would build a palace here. We could use her. Especially now.
Long live the Queen.
Axe
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"I love you!" How do you reply to that?
Thank you! I would like a number 2 with heavy onions, no pickles, and a Coke, king size please.
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If an American says they live in the greatest country in the world isnt that like a white person saying being white is the better skin color?
I served in the US Marine Corps, I am a Christian, and I am a Jazz Musician. While I LOVE America, I can not be so bold as to call it the greatest country. Our forefathers laid a plan for this country. Albeit, it is yet a young country, we have far to go even still until we can declare our greatness. It feels almost blasphemous to consider ourselves within such a stature with so much...
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OK everyone, this is sort of a big deal. It's Sara's birthday! C'mon, join the party for one of the coolest ABers out there. For those of you who've called her "Sarah", you will be forgiven so long as you bring cookies. Party hats will be supplied.
Sorry I missed it. I hope you had a fantastically Happy Birthday Sara!
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Soap or Bodywash and which kind? Me..I use caress body wash
Johnsons Baby wash. Most other things are too expensive and dry my skin. Plus..I smell Cleeeeean!
Axe
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Best age to have child or is there one
You can't be serious?
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What's your favorite David Bowie song?
Where's my knife?
Where's my knife?
Where's my bowie knife?...
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Does anyone out there like to drink straight white vinegar? I have loved it since I was a little kid, but most people find it disgusting.
I drink red wine vinegar straight sometimes. For my high blood pressure. I don't LOVE it though. You should cut up some cucs and onions and put them in a bottle with vinegar. Let 'em stay for bout a month. Yummy!
Axe
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How old is your oldest living blood relative?
Good question. Don't know the answer though. My family is not as close now as we were back in the 70s. My mother, age 65, is the eldest living of her 10 brothers and sisters.
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Why do people have to resort to name-calling? I think I am going to cry! :(
Stupid boy!!
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What about you and me going to the cinema? Can you suggest a movie?
Pan's Labyrinth
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On a scale from 1-10, how pissed off would you be if you saw your lover kissing someone else?
70 times 7
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Which month of the year would best describe your personality?
Tredecember
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Which Professions has no effect of current global meltdown?
Cops. There must be order!
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How do I sit on a chair?
Faith.
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Why did simon and garfunkel break up?
Anyone?
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If you were my boy friend, would you hate it if I call you "silly boy" in public?
Don't be silly!...Silly girl!
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What do you think of kids getting to graduate after 10th grade? (article below)
They're tryin' to keep the economy strong at the expense of their future.
Axe
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Where's the peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked?
Peter planted pot in the pickled pepper plantations and is presently predisposed.
Axe
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I like rap music I can't lie..do all you brothers think im fly?
(smile)
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What is your fondest romantic memory?
I gave you points for this question, but I honestly can not answer it. There are many memories, like pearls on a string, each of them as simple, and as valuable as the next. TY for asking it. How bout you, what's your memory?
Axe
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If someone you truly cared about was in a relationship, but told you they missed you and wanted to get together with you, would you? would you be the other woman/man?
Why volunteer to be 2nd.
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If your parent was a drug addict and you were living a good healthy life with your grand parents would you want your parent to be in your life even if the were still useing drugs? or would it be better for you not to see them until they were clean?
Your profile says that you are badly addicted to crack. You need to do, whatever it takes to stay clean.
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I just found hickey on my 14 yr old daughter. Any advice?
Tell her if you find another one on her, you're gonna put her on birth control pills which will most likely make her fat, and screw up her periods, and hormones.
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Does anyone know if they make software so I can watch TV on my computer if so where can I get it?
It's hardware you need. Its a tuner.
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Why are you NOT a vegetarian?
Alas, death comes to us all. Thanks for shopping at WalMart.
Axe
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I don't laugh easily...How can you make me laugh?
I absolutely guarantee that this will make you laugh. That is if you watch the whole thing. It is an old British show with John Cleese called, "Faulty Towers" This episode is called, "The Germans." Enjoy.
"I laugh, therefore I am!"
Axe
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On Halloween, do you like scaring little children?
Naa. Pummeling them with snowballs is much more fun.
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Did/ Does your family come into your room?
Yes. My daughters. And they don't knock. Why do I even have a door?
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Can you tell me what's your flavour?
Hot Sauce!
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What would you want to buy from a Ferengi?
Ear care products.
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I have missed my last period but cramp a lot, iv eat a lot but have taken 6 pregnant test and all are negative. I'm tired but besides gaining weight I've lost a lot, what is going on?
So did you find out what was going on?
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How do YOU make friends?
"Hi, I'm Axe...Show me your Va-Jay-Jay?"
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What is Sarah Palin going to do now?
She's going to replace Tina Fey on SNL and do impressions of herself.
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What is the Best Chicken dish you have had in a Restaurant?
Jamaican Chx. It make you pee out fire n poop out coal, Mon. Good times...Goooooooood times.
Axe
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Who wants to have a sing along?
Everybody sing!!!
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Do you think religion is synonymous with superstition?
"If you believe in things that you don't understand and you suffer...superstition is the way" Stevie Wonder
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Guys: Whats a chick flick that you actually like watching?
Fifty First Dates. I love Drew Barrymore.
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I'll be driving eight hours north tomorrow, by myself. What songs should I put on my mp3 player?
Stick this one in there.
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Where were you on Sept. 11 when the 2001 terrorist attacks were commited?
My wife woke me up screaming and crying. I felt very confused and powerless.
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Do you hold a secret that nobody knows?c'mon you can tell us.no one will find out.
I have no secrets...only dreams.
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How would you describe your mate's laughter?
She has a mid scream laugh. Ahhhhhh..ha ha ha ha ha. And if she get's really tickled she adds a snort. Gotta love her.
Axe
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Your friend has a party coming up. Are you going?
No. I'm gonna sit here at my PC and wait on you.
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How many of you are lacking sleep right now?
I love the night live...I've got to boogie.
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I absolutely love the sound of a cello. What instrument does it for you?
This is for you sweet charm. Hope you like it.
My favorite ever! from the movie "Pans Labyrinth"
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Has anyone seen Changeling yet? A friend said it was brilliant and she cried..(she never cries)
I've never heard of it, but I will look for it cuz my wife love cry movies. OH wait. That's the Clint Eastwood movie. I wasn't sure what to think of that. I don't really like movies set in the 40s and 50s, but I will give it a go. Esp, if Eastwood directed it.
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What are some things i could do in the car to turn him on enough to where he wants to go home and play? I don't want to foreplay in the car i just want him o want it.
Touch yourself.
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What's the true meaning of love?
Unconditional surrender.
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Anyone here live in North Texas?
Arlington.
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If earth is a planet...then aren't we all in "outter space"?
You are definitely a texan! LoL
Axe
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Does anyone here like reading true crime books? If so, what is your favorite?
Tale of the big blue eye. hehe. J/K
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Which do you prefer, sweetened or unsweetened iced tea?
Sweet!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Which is why my wife won't let me make the tea. (sadface)
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Hanson or Jonas Brothers?
NBB
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Can you love me without touching me?
Nope. Cup check!
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Do you smell that? What is that in the air tonight?
It's me! I'm pretty good on this trampoline! Sorry about my socks though.
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What would the Pillsbury Dough Boy really like to say when someone pokes him in the belly?
It's last words.
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Would you buy your 14 year old son porn?
Of course not. Hookers are cheaper. J/K
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Someone has said that my questions were filled with sugarcoated racism. Will you please point out these questions for me?
You're on my friends list, fat head. Put your picture back and carry on.
Axe
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Does a girl's hormonal system change depending on other females around her?
I've heard that women in boot camp don't have periods.
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What kind of damage can you do to your hair by teasing it once?
Well, nobody likes a bully! No J/K. I'm a guy so I can't help you. But I just wanted to say hello!
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How do you feel about swimming being required as part of a wellness class in public high schools? Should swimming lessons be up to the parents? What if the student already plays a sport? Care to share your thoughts?
I would def fight it.
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Barack Obama & John McCain: Who is more likely to cheat on their spouse?
I don't think we'll have a problem with that on either account. Comforting thought, for a change.
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Can anyone share with me their favorite cookie recipe? I need something different. Please!
Deleted do to post under wrong question. My answer to this question had been "Pillsbury"
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Can anyone share with me their favorite cookie recipe? I need something different. Please!
Pillsbury!
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I got a postcard inviting me to Marlboro Ranch, in Montana, does anyone have any info on it?
I would call Marlboro. That sounds kinda funny.
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MY HOUSE WAS BROKEN INTO TODAY. I HAVE A LAB MIX DOG. DOES ANYONE KNOW ANY BOOKS OR VIDEOS I CAN GET TO HELP TRAIN HIM TO BE A GUARD DOG?
He's right. I think they'll only harm him. You're lucky that they didn't steal him. I'd go with the alarm.
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Do you prefer to type or write?
Write. I'm not sure why, but my writing is much better by hand than typing, even though I type pretty fast.
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What happened before the big bang?
The big firecracker.
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Do you just want to cry?
<smile>
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Im single and on the way to a relationship.. problem is there are two people to pick one.. who do i choose?
Its a relationship. Not a marriage. Take your time.
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Do you cook as good as your mom?
I cook as well as she did 30 years ago.
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What kinds of how to books do you read most: crafts, gardening, do-it-yourself home projects, computer skills, cooking, sports, _____?
"'Hell No!' for Dummies"
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What do you think of getting the mail everday in you P.Js?
I go to the store in my PJs
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Are you prepared for an asteroid collision? Will you survive?
God I hope not.
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Would you like a treat or a trick?
You don't do that in AU do you?
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Do you think some christians are as brain washed as those in cults?
Age old question.
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When an ex says "I don't want us to be enemies" does that translate to "I hope we can be friends"?
It means..."Don't start any trouble, there won't be any trouble. (Don't start none, won't be none!) I'll be nice, but don't take my niceness as a weakness. I'm not here to fight with you. and yes, perhaps it means, I hope that we can be 'friends.' The question is, what does THAT mean..."Friends."
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Do you like being in the dark or the light?
Dark Actually. I find it soothing, and peaceful. Besides. The sun burns my skin.
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What holiday is close to your birthday?
Dunno. Whats close to October 8th?
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If you had the chance to live forever, would you?
Helll! Naw! LMAO.
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Do you like the movie Forrest Gump? What is your opinion on the movie?
Genius! Pure Genius! You should check out the books sequel. Forest Gump II.
Axe
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What was the last dream you had? What happened in it?
I had super powers. LoL! One of my better dreams. Good Times...Goooooood Times!
Axe
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Can you just feel it?
Yes, they feel great! When did you get them done?
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What's the funniest/weirdest thing that's ever happened to you while sleepwalking?
I ran for president.
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Why is Palin so weird?
There is something about her that I can't put my finger on. She almost seems....Canadian.
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What do you like better: mac or windows?
Who can afford a mac?
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Does anyone else here that doesnt like politics also?
Brings out the worst in people doesn't it.
Axe
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What are your plans today?
I plan on doin it, but I won't get around to it.
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Does anyone still remember the show Roseanne? And if so, do you still watch the reruns?
Yes, when I can find it. Great writing in that show.
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I need an unique name for my business...I am a property inspector....I can use your help!!!
Packer P.I.
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What if I am uncomfortable with being myself?
Join the club!
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Would you flirt while your kids are with you?
Yes, but its a game we play. I see a nice looking woman and I'll say "hey! you're pretty", to some woman. The girls will say make a fuss wrestling me away sayin' "no flirting, please excuse our daddy, he doesn't know any better." "I was just saying HI!" "You have a cell phone, you call Mommy and say HI!" But they know I'm only...
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If I leave all for thee, wilt thou exchange And be all to me?
Show off! Hehe.
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What does the word (Heaven) means to you? Do you use it often?
Here are my girls!
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Can I find out a way to see if I am getting intrusions from someone whom moved to Michigan. (he is a computer hacker and knows all the tricks.) can I figure out where ip address's and ports are from even if they were "masked" or rerouted?
Zone Alarm has that feature. It's free to DL. It's www.zonealarm.com but to be more specific, the link to the freeware is...
http://www.zonealarm.com/store/content/catalog/products/zonealarm_free_firewall_b.jsp
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Does a cat say Miau or mew?
My cat has a French accent. It says, "Meaux".
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What do you see the most?
Spots. I should really get contacts.
Axe
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"Never trouble trouble till trouble troubles you", do you agree?
Thought you'd like this site...
http://www.quotedb.com/
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"Never trouble trouble till trouble troubles you", do you agree?
John Adams. Do I agree, perhaps, in warfare.
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Did anyone miss me?
As the old Portuguese Sonnet says, "If thou invite me forth, I rise above abasement at the word. Make thy love larger to enlarge my worth!" Mi sei mancato
Axe
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There is only one Freddie Mercury but what is your impression of this performance by George Michael?
http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/4450931
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What was the best song by the rock group Queen?
Bohemian Rhapsody was a work of genius! Way before its time.
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How soon do you fold your clothes after drying them?
I fold the clothes to empty the dryer, and put wash in.
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I'm scared of turning 20; Should I be?
Why? Are you behind schedule already?
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What are some characteristics of a good husband?
...has a good wife.
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IF BIG BROTHER WAS LISTENING IN ON YOUR PHONE CONVERSATIONS, would he be interested?
Not really.
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Do you believe in the phrases, "curiosity can kill the cat" and "loose lips sink ships"?
If you spit in the sky...It will land in your eye. My favorite is..."You can't find sheep in the rain." This means absolutely nothing, but it sounds like it does. (smile)
Axe
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Isn't this one of the cutest faces you've ever seen? I think I am in ❤Love❤
What shall we name him?
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Are your dreams and goals aligned with your purpose and direction?
You cheater. LoL
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Are you living your destiny?
I don't believe so, but who's to say.
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What do you think the #1 cause of dating drama is?
Here's the formula...XX + XY = Drama
Axe
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How large of a hole do you dig before you fall in?
Bought this big...
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Should the squeaky wheel be the one to get ALL the grease? What about the meek?
----
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A seminar on Lowering Your Mortgage Interest stated that you should not pay your mortgage for 2-3 months and the bank will lower your interest. It's part of a program. What do you think of this idea? Would you consider this honest?
Sounds a bit fishy to me.
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Do you remember when Jim Carrey used to be funny?
I disagree. I think he's funnier now.
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If you're a vegetarian or vegan, do you think it's OK to eat Bac-O's (fake bacon bits) on your salad, or is this a step out onto a slippery slope that could lead to unrestrained carnivoreanism?
LMAO, that's pretty funny!
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Do you need to be tough and nasty to be a real man?
Feels like it sometimes doesn't it?
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Which tv show do you like better, ER or Grey's Anatomy? Why?
ER no contest! Grays is fun, and I like stay caught up, but ER is intense! I'm gonna miss them next year as this is their last season.
Axe
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What is the name of the female violinist that plays hip hop?
I found it.
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When they take away television from the poor, will you riot?
Why would they take it away when they can just find a way to tax it.
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The wonderful,witty and beautiful MENTAL MUM has reached GURU,please put your hands and congrats together for a lovely lady:)
Bagpipes!!!!!
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What comes to mind when you hear the word "Farfignuten"?
Why thank you!! Happy Farfignuten to you too!!
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How do you Handel religious fanatics when you have to handle them?
I simply say, "You may be right"
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Should it be a requirement that deliverymen are friendly?
Yes, they are in most cases the face of the company. If they PO the customer.
Axe
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Do you like camouflage clothing?
No. I spent 6 years in the Marine Corps and vowed to never where them again.
Axe
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Are you more respectful of men or women?
Women.
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When is the last time you thought, "I'm quitting" due to a bad day at work?
2 days ago.
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Do you think maybe guys (in general), are more fussy than girls when it comes to the clothes they'll wear, and this is why (in general), they seem to have less clothes, or wear the ones they have into the ground?
Perhaps men do not typically get as attached to things that aren't "electronic" as women...and visa versa.
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OK, 3rd time lucky trying to ask this question, because people keep misunderstanding me. What are the bad reasons to have a baby, and what are the good reasons? I don't mean what are the pros and cons of babies,(dirty nappies, crying, etc). Cont. 1st Answ
Bad reasons...Depression! Loneliness, Entrapment, Parents nagging, Held a baby and wanted one too, Love the smell of a baby, husband wants a son, tax purposes, biological clock is ticking.
Axe
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When you drink hot chocolate do you like to add sugar or not?
YES! and Marshmallows.
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How do I open the lock on a second-hand combination briefcase? Preferably a way best suited to impatient people!
Remember that surname you were talkin' about...Smith? Try a Lock-Smith.
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Where do some people get off? Hmmphh!
YEAH!! Who the hell do they think they are!!! Whoop...where's my chocolate.
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What is important to you to have included in your wedding vows?
Is someone getting married?
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What does 'love, honour and obey', mean to you?
There was a time when a mans word was always honorable, and beyond any contest; when his wifes and kids welfare were always his highest priority; when his family lived alone in the wilderness miles from civilization. THAT couple, were equals, and they were friends, and he was easy to obey, because it is easy to obey real love.
I fear those days are gone, and this love is an outgrown concept...
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Will you tell on me if I eat one of my sister-in-laws biscuits that are sitting open on the coffee table just staring at me?
She counts her biscuits!
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My body is really tired, but my brain feels active. I'm all hot and cold and sneezy. I think I have a virus. What should I do?
Its 15 days later so I hope you feel better now. But, you didn't have that sad dream recently did you?
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Does anyone else out there eat sugar on toast?
Sugar n cinnamon.
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Why do the people living around the corner from me have a mini-xmas tree up in their house. It's October- am I missing something?
Are they American? They may be homesick. Xmas lights start goin' up here after Halloween.
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Why Australia, why? Why do you have COON (tm) cheese? Why do you have a website for it called www.naturallycoon.com.au ? Did no-one ever teach you that some words are not nice words?
Go get some chocolate! LoL
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Why are diamonds still worth so much money when they're paid for in blood?
I wish I had an answer. Seems like everything great in history has ended in blood. Except for Mother Teresa.
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Have you ever registered for an internet site under two different names, and behaved as a different personality type for each one?
LoL. You naughty girl!
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Do you ever have dreams where you are crying? I had a dream last night where I was crying uncontrollably and felt completely helpless. Now I still feel really low. Any thoughts?
I would think that you'd feel really good now if it were just unresolved issues. The female body is much more complicated than a mans, so it could be hormonal, the radio or TV being left on or something as simple as chocolate before bedtime. You could have also, have been in a really deep sleep, and had a very vivid dream that was so real, you responded emotionally. So cheer up, and go...
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What's your biggest complaint?
What did I ever do to piss off Karma?
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Do you feel hopeless about the overall state of society, world over?
Yeah. Sad isn't it. And I have 3 daughters.
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Who the hell do you think I am - King Kong's mother-in-law?
No, but can I have my banana back?
Axe
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When you hit on your internet friends, are you just joking or are you a wee bit serious?
Is it a bit more than fun, yes. But mostly, I love the edgy dialogue.
Axe
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My neighbours are a bit strange. Are yours?
I know your neighbors and they say the same thing about you! LoL
Axe
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Should i keep my phone on so he can contact me or keep it off for a while to kinda scare him?
No. No. No. You will be training him to not bother calling you. Just leave the phone on, answer it, but refuse to talk long. Or tell him you're still upset with him and don't want to talk. Or tell him to text you, and only send back one word answers, "M'kay" "Yeah" "No" "K bye"
K bye
Axe
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Me and my bf had a talk last night, and he's going travelling. He's scared to fall in love with me, because next year we may not be together. He wants to travel as a single guy, because he's only 20 and hasn't ever gone anywhere! Should i stay with him?
Will it end bad, yes. Should you stay with him knowing this fact... Yes. Don't have this conversation with him anymore. Its obviously making the two of you sad. Would you rather be sad now, or sad later (possibly). By the way, "I'm afraid to fall in love with you" is Man-ese for "I love you, but I don't want to talk about it cuz I know this is going to end...
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What does an empty bookshelf say to you?
Tour Guide: "We're walking, we're walking and stop. Here we have President Bush's personal library" We're walking, we're walking..."
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If you had a good friend named Jack, and he was on his horse, would you help Jack off the horse?
Put down the weed!
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Is your heart as old as your age? Younger? Older?
That should be an easy one. But it's not.
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How does the handsomest man *look* like?
I would say a man, holding his child for the first time.
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What do you think is the cutest nursery rhyme?
It's in my profile.
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I have beautiful .................?
Do you mean like my daughters, and wife?
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How many "why" in your life you did not find its answer?
Why do you ask? hehe
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Excuse me? What did you say?
Axe, shouting very loudly, "I said SHUT THE DOOR!"
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"Men are big babies", how true is this statement?
Are not!!! I'm tellin'!!! Mom! Larmes called me a baby!!!
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Who would like to join me in congradulating sweet MOTO on making a Maestro?
Which nobody can deny!!!!
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Do you think toe rings look cute? or silly?
Can't they be a bit of both. Sexy & silly I think. Shows a bit of personality.
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Love is.....
...what I got! Sublime. Can't embed video sorry. It's restricted.
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My boyfriend died four years ago, and we only dated for a year. We were in 7th grade and i know alot of people find this odd. But i loved him so much that the 5 year aniversary is comming up and i've never cried on his anniversary...is that wrong?
No. We all grieve in our own way. Don't be surprised, however, if something in your life, triggers tears, when you least expect it. You are probably tougher than you realize, but likewise, you are probably much softer than you realize. Hope you are well.
Axe
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What is your favorite anime?
There are 180 people that answered this question and you only got eleven points. That ain't cool.
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Oh, Inuyasha by the way.
Axe
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I want to be a vegitarian and i havn't eaten red meat sence 7/7/07 but i can't stop eating meat because of the other people i live with because they say there isn't anything easy and good to eat thes vegitarian, and sugestions?
There are a few small benefits to eating a small amount of meat, certain vitamins and such. There is no loaw that says you have to become a complete vegetarian. I would suggest that you eat a small portion of meat, along side your veggies, and fruit.
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Do you think its wrong to be friends with benifits? or is it a simple way to get your little fix but not have to commit?
I don't think there is anything wrong with having a FWB as long as they are both on the same page.
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Were you raised by one parent growing up?
I was! Long live the queen!
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Do you want to be kissed in the rain?
I get a sad visual from that. So probably no. I guess I associate it with "goodbye"
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Have you ever played naked hide and seek?
You have?
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Where are you going this morning?
Back to sleep!
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Do you grieve in public or are you a private person?
Not sure I grieve at all.
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Are we dancers or are we denser?
Okay. Post the song because I'm forty!
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I listened. They sound a bit like this band.
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