Answerbag: Ice man's answers http://www.answerbag.com/profile/449179 New Answerbag answers from Ice man Wed, 30 May 2012 00:58:46 -0700 Wed, 30 May 2012 00:58:46 -0700 Answer to Do you travel a lot? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12141863 Do you travel a lot?<br /><br />Almost daily. ; ) Sat, 05 May 2012 06:22:11 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12141863 Answer to Does marriage agree with you? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12119880 Does marriage agree with you?<br /><br />Marriage is a wonderful thing when it bonds the right two people together. Personally ... I'm happily divorced and plan on staying that way. Sat, 28 Apr 2012 22:30:06 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12119880 Answer to Do you agree with People's Magazine that Beyonce is the World's Most Beautiful Woman? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12119851 Do you agree with People's Magazine that Beyonce is the World's Most Beautiful Woman?<br /><br />It's too bad they have to publish that kind of crap to make a living. There are much more beautiful women in the world. Sat, 28 Apr 2012 22:22:38 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12119851 Answer to In this economic time, is an expensive and lavish wedding warranted? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12119831 In this economic time, is an expensive and lavish wedding warranted?<br /><br />I've never understood why a wedding should cost so much money. I'm of the opinion that four fifths of the money wasted on fancy weddings today would be better spent on buying a house. Sat, 28 Apr 2012 22:14:28 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12119831 Answer to I asked the question 3 times and nothing. 4th times the charm. M Obama or Ann Romney? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12119800 I asked the question 3 times and nothing. 4th times the charm. M Obama or Ann Romney?<br /><br />What, no bikini pictures ???? How do you expect us to make a decision ?!? : ) Sat, 28 Apr 2012 22:07:35 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12119800 Answer to What does enlightenment feel like? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12119791 What does enlightenment feel like?<br /><br />You'll feel warm and fuzzy all over. Oh, and you'll notice a greenish glow left on everything you touch, so be careful not to pet the dog. : ) Sat, 28 Apr 2012 22:04:01 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12119791 Answer to Are you laughing on the outside, but crying on the inside? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12119779 Are you laughing on the outside, but crying on the inside?<br /><br />I will admit that in the past ... there were times. I hope those days never come back. Sat, 28 Apr 2012 21:59:52 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12119779 Answer to Are you a "less is more" person or a "more is more" person? In which ways? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12119750 Are you a "less is more" person or a "more is more" person? In which ways?<br /><br />No, I'm more of a "person" person ... more or less. : ) Sat, 28 Apr 2012 21:50:59 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12119750 Answer to Open your car glove compartment and what will we see? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12119727 Open your car glove compartment and what will we see?<br /><br />Registration, insurance, owners manual, a map or two, a couple of spare headlight bulbs and a few other spare lights and fuses. Sat, 28 Apr 2012 21:38:53 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12119727 Answer to Ever call a wrong number and then after they answered you realize you shouldn't have called that number because it was an EX of yours? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12119717 Ever call a wrong number and then after they answered you realize you shouldn't have called that number because it was an EX of yours?<br /><br />Sort of. Not an EX but I've called an old number that was in my little black book, and had no name attached. Unfortunately call display had been invented at that time ... and I had to change my phone number to get away from the toothless wonder. I also threw away that little black book. : ) Sat, 28 Apr 2012 21:33:41 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12119717 Answer to Is there a conspiracy? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12119696 Is there a conspiracy?<br /><br />Yes there is. You have only to look as far as the administration to find it. : ( Sat, 28 Apr 2012 21:24:49 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12119696 Answer to Have you ever wished you were Spanish? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12104130 Have you ever wished you were Spanish?<br /><br />For as much as I love the Spanish language, I've never once wished that I was Spanish. Tue, 24 Apr 2012 17:49:29 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12104130 Answer to Before I turn 50, I want to ___________ . http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12104116 Before I turn 50, I want to ___________ .<br /><br />Hahahhahahaha .... too late !! : ) Tue, 24 Apr 2012 17:46:26 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12104116 Answer to When was the last time you put away groceries? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12102063 When was the last time you put away groceries?<br /><br />Last week, right after getting home from the supermarket. Tue, 24 Apr 2012 07:12:02 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12102063 Answer to Do you think this happens? <img src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_Tg_KfLwiSM8/THqT-ipKX_I/AAAAAAAAAkA/kzSD16qnCs4/s1600/FarSideCownCar.gif"/> http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12102053 Do you think this happens? <br /><br />Oh yes, absolutely. They've been caught on hidden camera. : ) Tue, 24 Apr 2012 07:08:32 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12102053 Answer to Have you ever received an envelope full of photographs that the sender intended to send to someone else? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12102009 Have you ever received an envelope full of photographs that the sender intended to send to someone else?<br /><br />Yes, the envelope was addressed to my neighbor but the postman put it in my mailbox and I opened it without even looking to see who it was addressed to. Prior to this, I had no idea that his wife was into bestiality and group sex with midgets. : ) Tue, 24 Apr 2012 06:53:12 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12102009 Answer to What did you just throw in the bin? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12101957 What did you just throw in the bin?<br /><br />A banana peel and a used Q-tip. : ) Tue, 24 Apr 2012 06:39:35 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12101957 Answer to Weekday again! What time will you go to bed tonight? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12101940 Weekday again! What time will you go to bed tonight?<br /><br />Probably late. I'm trying to turn that around, but my body clock is resisting the change over. Tue, 24 Apr 2012 06:34:34 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12101940 Answer to I like watching F-1,WWE but no baseball,no football,no basketball! you hate me?? :P http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12101931 I like watching F-1,WWE but no baseball,no football,no basketball! you hate me?? :P<br /><br />No, I don't hate you. I don't watch baseball, football, or basketball either. Tue, 24 Apr 2012 06:31:15 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12101931 Answer to Is your office neat and tidy? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12101865 Is your office neat and tidy?<br /><br />Sort of. It's mostly organized. : ) Tue, 24 Apr 2012 06:07:30 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12101865 Answer to Even after 50 years, do you still like Mary Ann over Ginger? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12099286 Even after 50 years, do you still like Mary Ann over Ginger?<br /><br />Yes, and I think she has aged the best out of the two. There are "then and now photos", along with a whole lot of interesting information and trivia in the video. Enjoy. : ) Mon, 23 Apr 2012 12:14:32 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12099286 Answer to What's the difference between a ginger and a redhead? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12099178 What's the difference between a ginger and a redhead?<br /><br />Nada, nothing, zilch, zero. Mon, 23 Apr 2012 11:41:16 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12099178 Answer to What is something that you like that is rectangular? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12098777 What is something that you like that is rectangular?<br /><br />A fistful of these is really nice. <a data-lk="http://photobucket.com/images/500%20dollar%20bill" target="_blank"><img src="http://i809.photobucket.com/albums/zz14/gedmonds/500DollarBill.jpg" border="0" alt="500 dollar bill Pictures, Images and Photos"/></a> Mon, 23 Apr 2012 09:18:13 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12098777 Answer to Would someone like to recommend a recliner for a bad back? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12097126 Would someone like to recommend a recliner for a bad back?<br /><br />There's no such thing, so don't get sucked into buying a recliner, no matter how well it's advertised !! If you have back problems, the last thing you want to do is to lay down on a bent angle. Either lay down with your back straight or sit up straight. Sun, 22 Apr 2012 19:53:10 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12097126 Answer to Do you still have black and white photos of your parents and relatives? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12096952 Do you still have black and white photos of your parents and relatives?<br /><br />Yes, I have old photos that date back to over a hundred years ago. Including one of my grandfather standing in front of his plane at the beginning of the first world war, almost one hundred years ago. Sun, 22 Apr 2012 18:56:52 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12096952 Answer to It doesn't really matter what _____________ . http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12096935 It doesn't really matter what _____________ .<br /><br />Your Mother in law says when she's drunk ..... Keep it in your pants !! : P Sun, 22 Apr 2012 18:50:13 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12096935 Answer to What words can we use instead of "fat"? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12094669 What words can we use instead of "fat"?<br /><br />Stout, is polite. Lardo, is not. Sun, 22 Apr 2012 06:16:38 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12094669 Answer to Sweltering day today! What to do? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12093585 Sweltering day today! What to do?<br /><br />Chill out with a few brewskies !! Sat, 21 Apr 2012 20:31:40 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12093585 Answer to Which hand do you use when giving the "bird" on an offending driver? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12093547 Which hand do you use when giving the "bird" on an offending driver?<br /><br />When it comes to "flipping the bird", I'm ambidextrous. Whichever hand is free will work. : ) Sat, 21 Apr 2012 20:21:19 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12093547 Answer to Is it possible to get pregnant while you're pregnant? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12091121 Is it possible to get pregnant while you're pregnant?<br /><br />I can't get pregnant. Can you ?? : ) Sat, 21 Apr 2012 06:50:46 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12091121 Answer to Will you write an autobiography? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12091094 Will you write an autobiography?<br /><br />I've thought about it, but by the time I get around to writing it ... I will have forgotten half of the story. ; ) Sat, 21 Apr 2012 06:39:07 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12091094 Answer to Other than religion and oil, is there any other reason for a country to wage war on another? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12091083 Other than religion and oil, is there any other reason for a country to wage war on another?<br /><br />Territory, border grievances, natural resources, water rights, racial intolerance, greed, resentment, financial debt, pay backs, and .... oh yeah.. stupidity. Sat, 21 Apr 2012 06:34:21 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12091083 Answer to If a person fights with a ghost and the ghost kills them, does the fight continue on the other side? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12091064 If a person fights with a ghost and the ghost kills them, does the fight continue on the other side?<br /><br />You've been drinking too much coffee again, haven't you ?!? : ) <a data-lk="http://photobucket.com/images/too%20much%20coffee" target="_blank"><img src="http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y108/mattraff/toomuchcoffeecopy.jpg" border="0" alt="too much coffee Pictures, Images and Photos"/></a> Sat, 21 Apr 2012 06:19:53 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12091064 Answer to One, two, three. Ole, ole, ole! What was the last song that got in your head and you couldn't shake it off? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12090035 One, two, three. Ole, ole, ole! What was the last song that got in your head and you couldn't shake it off?<br /><br />It's the tune from a diaper commercial on the TV .... catchy isn't it ? : ) <object width="560" height="315"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/U-9Bq87czuY?version=3&amp;hl=en_GB" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="560" height="315" allowscriptaccess="always"... Fri, 20 Apr 2012 19:08:59 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12090035 Answer to Do Monkey's drink beer http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12088350 Do Monkey's drink beer<br /><br />Yes, and they throw shit at the barmaid when the service is too slow. Proof of this can be witnessed at our local bar on any Friday night. : ) <a data-lk="http://photobucket.com/images/drinking%20monkey" target="_blank"><img... Fri, 20 Apr 2012 08:45:30 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12088350 Answer to What is something that you like that is round? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12088300 What is something that you like that is round?<br /><br />Pizza. Fri, 20 Apr 2012 08:38:17 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12088300 Answer to Do you feel like a winner? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12088263 Do you feel like a winner?<br /><br />Probably later on after the pool games are over, but right now I feel more like a wiener or three ... hot dog wieners that is. It's almost lunchtime and I'm starving. : ) <a data-lk="http://photobucket.com/images/hot%20dog%20gif" target="_blank"><img... Fri, 20 Apr 2012 08:31:28 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12088263 Answer to The Titanic is in the news at the moment,but what was the worlds worst sea disaster ? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12088045 The Titanic is in the news at the moment,but what was the worlds worst sea disaster ?<br /><br />The sinking of RMS Titanic in 1912 with 1,523 fatalities, is probably the most famous shipwreck but not the biggest in terms of life lost. The wartime sinking of the Wilhelm Gustloff during World War II by a Soviet Navy submarine, with an estimated loss of about 9,500 people in January 1945... Fri, 20 Apr 2012 07:26:40 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12088045 Answer to have you ever fell off a bar stool http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12085894 have you ever fell off a bar stool<br /><br />Maybe ... just a few times. - One time I was pushed off, when two bikers were fighting. (yes I was one of them) - Once, the backrest was broken and I fell over backwards when I leaned back. - Then the last time ... I was drunk and forgot the broken backrest had been removed. These days I pretty... Thu, 19 Apr 2012 14:15:02 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12085894 Answer to Who would vote for HoboJoe as Answerbag's new Poster Child? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12085319 Who would vote for HoboJoe as Answerbag's new Poster Child?<br /><br />Sure I would, anything for a fellow drifter. ; ) Thu, 19 Apr 2012 10:29:35 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12085319 Answer to Can you parallel park? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12085309 Can you parallel park?<br /><br />That's a big 10-4, good buddy. : ) Thu, 19 Apr 2012 10:26:47 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12085309 Answer to America's oldest teenager, Di-ck Clark is dead at 82. Remember him? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12085303 America's oldest teenager, Di-ck Clark is dead at 82. Remember him?<br /><br />Yes, I remember him very well. May he rest in peace. <a data-lk="http://photobucket.com/images/dick%20clark" target="_blank"><img src="http://i234.photobucket.com/albums/ee258/ckat_2007/1960%20retro/1950s-clark-at-podium-270.jpg" border="0" alt="DICK CLARK Pictures, Images and Photos"/></a> Thu, 19 Apr 2012 10:24:46 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12085303 Answer to Sex? No not that. But the job application question. http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12085279 Sex? No not that. But the job application question.<br /><br />I usually write yes. It shows them that I have a sense of humor. : ) Thu, 19 Apr 2012 10:16:16 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12085279 Answer to Do you feel like you are part of an experiment? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12078234 Do you feel like you are part of an experiment?<br /><br />Yes, we are all part of an on going experiment, right here on this website. Our reactions to various conditions and other people are being observed and studied. Tue, 17 Apr 2012 08:11:05 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12078234 Answer to Do you really save water when you shower with your partner? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12069593 Do you really save water when you shower with your partner?<br /><br />I never realized that saving water was the object. Interesting concept though, and I have to say no. : ) Sat, 14 Apr 2012 14:18:42 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12069593 Answer to Any suggestions on what to wear in a formal party nudist party? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12069586 Any suggestions on what to wear in a formal party nudist party?<br /><br />Wear your best birthday suit, and a tie. : ) Sat, 14 Apr 2012 14:14:01 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12069586 Answer to Is it OK to invite Porky Pig to a "luau"? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12066800 Is it OK to invite Porky Pig to a "luau"?<br /><br />Abada, abada, abada, abada, aaa no !! <a data-lk="http://photobucket.com/images/porky%20pig" target="_blank"><img src="http://i210.photobucket.com/albums/bb224/Miz349/Porky_Pig1.jpg" border="0" alt="Porky Pig Pictures, Images and Photos"/></a> Fri, 13 Apr 2012 13:59:42 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12066800 Answer to Would you watch a new sequel of "The Three Stooges"? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12065856 Would you watch a new sequel of "The Three Stooges"?<br /><br />I love the old slap-stick comedy, so yes, I will watch the new movie in hopes that it will be as funny as the old classic Three Stooges. I've seen the trailers and they made me laugh... so from what I've seen so far, I'm encouraged. Fri, 13 Apr 2012 08:11:35 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12065856 Answer to Will "texting" turn the young generation into bad spellers with no social skills? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12065807 Will "texting" turn the young generation into bad spellers with no social skills?<br /><br />I think it already has, and will continue to do so. : ( Fri, 13 Apr 2012 07:55:46 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12065807 Answer to Are you a butterfly dreaming that you are a human or are you a human dreaming you are a butterfly? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12065766 Are you a butterfly dreaming that you are a human or are you a human dreaming you are a butterfly?<br /><br />No, neither. "How do I know ? ", you ask ... I've seen my reflection in the mirror and I look more like this ... : ) <a data-lk="http://photobucket.com/images/iceman" target="_blank"><img src="http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a30/cscholler/Iceman.gif" border="0" alt="iceman Pictures, Images and... Fri, 13 Apr 2012 07:43:39 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12065766 Answer to Do you have a secret weapon? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12065634 Do you have a secret weapon?<br /><br />Shhhhh, yes but don't tell anybody. : ) Fri, 13 Apr 2012 06:59:59 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12065634 Answer to Is the art of "cursive writing" going the way of the dinosaur? Haven't sighted it in years. http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12065617 Is the art of "cursive writing" going the way of the dinosaur? Haven't sighted it in years.<br /><br />I've been told that many schools don't teach it to the kids anymore. So yes, it's quickly becoming a thing of the past. Personally I think that's a shame, and leads me to wonder when they will stop teaching them how to read (probably in a few years, when all new computers talk). Fri, 13 Apr 2012 06:52:26 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12065617 Answer to Pleased I would be, if you wrote me a sentence the way Yoda speaks? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12065579 Pleased I would be, if you wrote me a sentence the way Yoda speaks?<br /><br />Laugh you will not, when Yoda catches up with you !! Introduce your dark side to the Force, he will. : ) <a data-lk="http://photobucket.com/images/yoda%20funny" target="_blank"><img src="http://i299.photobucket.com/albums/mm288/larryo340/Funny%20Pictures/yoda-1.jpg" border="0" alt="Yoda... Fri, 13 Apr 2012 06:36:02 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12065579 Answer to It's Sodapop's birthday; who's coming to the party? What will you bring? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12065556 It's Sodapop's birthday; who's coming to the party? What will you bring?<br /><br />Happy Birthday Sodapop !! I'll brought along a trio of singers. : ) <object width="480" height="360"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/7nOiiIZt6YE?version=3&amp;hl=en_GB" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="480" height="360" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true"/></object> Fri, 13 Apr 2012 06:24:44 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12065556 Answer to Can you name one tool that you could not find at Home Depot? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12062591 Can you name one tool that you could not find at Home Depot?<br /><br />I could probably name a whole bunch of tools that you'll never see at Home Depot, but the first two that popped into my head were ... George Bush and Al Gore. : ) Thu, 12 Apr 2012 09:24:32 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12062591 Answer to How do you dispose of old greeting cards ? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12062561 How do you dispose of old greeting cards ?<br /><br />I either put them into the recycle bin, or burn them in the outdoor fireplace. Thu, 12 Apr 2012 09:15:44 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12062561 Answer to Is fast food cheap, easy, & delicious? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12062544 Is fast food cheap, easy, & delicious?<br /><br />It depends on the establishment. Most fast food chains are far from cheap &amp; delicious, but they are easy. If you look around for a private "Mom &amp; Pop" type place ... you might be pleasantly surprised to find that "cheap, easy &amp; delicious" can still be said in the same sentence. We... Thu, 12 Apr 2012 09:10:32 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12062544 Answer to Do you price shop, hair cuts? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12062459 Do you price shop, hair cuts?<br /><br />No, I prefer to pay full price and stick with a barber that I know can cut hair properly. I once tried one of those "cheap-cut" shops, that let unqualified students practice on unsuspecting people like me. I figured I would kill two birds with one stone because I was in a hurry and I had to go to... Thu, 12 Apr 2012 08:46:37 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12062459 Answer to Are not some questions totally antiquated ? Why are they merged with Qs from 5 yrs ago, Qs posted by members who have not been here ? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12058101 Are not some questions totally antiquated ? Why are they merged with Qs from 5 yrs ago, Qs posted by members who have not been here ?<br /><br />You clearly haven't a clue so please permit me to explain something to you. No, there is no such thing as an antiquated question. Yes, there are some old questions, but they don't lose their relevance and when people follow the "Categories" link they are directed to ALL the questions in that... Tue, 10 Apr 2012 22:05:25 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12058101 Answer to Is it better to be drunk and happy or sober and miserable? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12055272 Is it better to be drunk and happy or sober and miserable?<br /><br />Since we are only given the two options, I went with drunk and happy. Being miserable sucks big time, whether you're sober or not. Tue, 10 Apr 2012 05:44:11 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12055272 Answer to Do you like to go to the races? Which race do you like to watch best? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12053194 Do you like to go to the races? Which race do you like to watch best?<br /><br />Top Fuel Motorcycle Drag Racing is what turns my crank. <object width="560" height="315"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/RUxfkHcrde0?version=3&amp;hl=en_GB" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="560" height="315" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true"/></object> Mon, 09 Apr 2012 14:23:51 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12053194 Answer to Who has chased you the hardest? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12053065 Who has chased you the hardest?<br /><br />The wind. : ) Mon, 09 Apr 2012 13:35:05 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12053065 Answer to I eat ___________ for breakfast. http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12052913 I eat ___________ for breakfast.<br /><br />Nails. : ) Mon, 09 Apr 2012 12:33:38 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12052913 Answer to Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death I will fear no evil, because _________________. http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12052907 Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death I will fear no evil, because _________________.<br /><br />.... I own it, and I'm the meanest bastard in the valley !! : ) Mon, 09 Apr 2012 12:31:48 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12052907 Answer to Is there crying on this website? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12048847 Is there crying on this website?<br /><br />Yes, but you forgot to include ... pissing, moaning, and general whining. Sun, 08 Apr 2012 07:55:52 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12048847 Answer to Do you like skittles this much?! http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12048830 Do you like skittles this much?!<br /><br />Nope, I don't like them at all. I'm hooked on M&amp;M's. : ) <object width="560" height="315"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/Q5jMyD6hNXc?version=3&amp;hl=en_GB" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="560" height="315" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true"/></object> Sun, 08 Apr 2012 07:47:38 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12048830 Answer to What is so wrong about this picture? (in description) http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12048795 What is so wrong about this picture? (in description)<br /><br />The driver can't see ... as well as I can. lol : ) Sun, 08 Apr 2012 07:35:59 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12048795 Answer to Isn't it nice when you have enough time to Wish Your Answerbag Friends A Wonderful and Fun Easter and Passover? I have that time now! http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12048756 Isn't it nice when you have enough time to Wish Your Answerbag Friends A Wonderful and Fun Easter and Passover? I have that time now!<br /><br />Thank you, Dorothy, that's very nice of you. I wish the very same back to you. : ) Sun, 08 Apr 2012 07:24:58 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12048756 Answer to There should be a law for ......... http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12048739 There should be a law for .........<br /><br />... Limiting politicians' pensions to no more than that of the average factory worker. Sun, 08 Apr 2012 07:19:49 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12048739 Answer to Can you answer a stupid question by asking a stupid question? Prove it. http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12048713 Can you answer a stupid question by asking a stupid question? Prove it.<br /><br />Stupid question : Why is an orange ? Stupid answer question : Why wouldn't it be ? Stupid question : What color is an orange ? Stupid answer question : What color do you think it is ? Stupid question : Do naval oranges have belly buttons ? Stupid answer question : Yes, don't you ? Enough proof... Sun, 08 Apr 2012 07:09:27 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12048713 Answer to What is your strongest sense? Sight, Smell or what? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12048645 What is your strongest sense? Sight, Smell or what?<br /><br />I've got a pretty good bullshit detector. : ) <a data-lk="http://photobucket.com/images/bullshit%20meter" target="_blank"><img src="http://i224.photobucket.com/albums/dd11/kidcharliemane/bullshit-meter-011.gif" border="0" alt="Bullshit detector Pictures, Images and Photos"/></a> Sun, 08 Apr 2012 06:41:28 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12048645 Answer to What can be done to improve/ amplify a weak cell phone signal? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12047318 What can be done to improve/ amplify a weak cell phone signal?<br /><br />Climb up to the top of the tower, and don't forget to wear your tinfoil hat. ; ) Sat, 07 Apr 2012 19:23:18 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12047318 Answer to What is in the recipe for a heartbreak? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12046413 What is in the recipe for a heartbreak?<br /><br />1- lb. of hardened mistrust. 2 - cups of infidelity. 2 - cases of aged Scotch Whiskey (in one week). 1/2 - basket of repeated gossip. When all the above ingredients are well mixed together and left to rise ... you will be soon left with a heartbreak. No need to preheat the oven. ; ) Sat, 07 Apr 2012 14:07:45 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12046413 Answer to You know you are in deep doodoo when _________ . http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12046373 You know you are in deep doodoo when _________ .<br /><br />When you're surrounded by police, and they're all pointing guns at you !! PS. I like your answer about the clothes scattered in the front yard. It happened to me once (years ago), except she hacked everything up into little pieces, even my work boots. I had been falsely accused of cheating, but... Sat, 07 Apr 2012 13:51:03 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12046373 Answer to What is one emotion that you have experienced while on this site? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12046337 What is one emotion that you have experienced while on this site?<br /><br />I don't think it would be right to name just one because that would lead people to the wrong conclusion. In the years that I've been here, I think it's safe to say that I've experienced them all. There were times when I laughed until it hurt, and there were times that I read things that made my... Sat, 07 Apr 2012 13:32:55 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12046337 Answer to Why do you go home? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12046241 Why do you go home?<br /><br />... because they don't like it when you fall asleep at the bar. : ) Sat, 07 Apr 2012 12:54:01 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12046241 Answer to Have you ever felt like telling somebody "Go to hell and stay there?" What circumstances made you want to say it? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12046234 Have you ever felt like telling somebody "Go to hell and stay there?" What circumstances made you want to say it?<br /><br />It usually happens when the same Dept. of Transport officer stops me and asks to see the same licencing documents and permits, repeatedly 3 or 4 times a week, when he knows damn well that everything is in order and he just wants to be a moron. Sat, 07 Apr 2012 12:50:57 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12046234 Answer to When is a path not required? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12046201 When is a path not required?<br /><br />When one has reached their final resting place, and have nowhere left to go. Sat, 07 Apr 2012 12:39:41 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12046201 Answer to Help sexual malfunctions...see description. http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12042957 Help sexual malfunctions...see description.<br /><br />Viagra. Fri, 06 Apr 2012 12:21:11 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12042957 Answer to Never trust drunk women, aggressive men or_____________! http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12042907 Never trust drunk women, aggressive men or_____________!<br /><br />... talking donkeys !! : ) <a data-lk="http://photobucket.com/images/donkey%20from%20shrek" target="_blank"><img src="http://i736.photobucket.com/albums/xx10/mikeseigel/avatar/Character_of_the_donkey_from_Shrek_.jpg" border="0" alt="Donkey Pictures, Images and Photos"/></a> Fri, 06 Apr 2012 12:04:51 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12042907 Answer to what was the first thing you did this morning, when you woke up? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12042905 what was the first thing you did this morning, when you woke up?<br /><br />Farted, rolled over and went back to sleep. : ) Fri, 06 Apr 2012 12:02:53 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12042905 Answer to What do you call one of those giant meteorites that are covered in flames? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12042903 What do you call one of those giant meteorites that are covered in flames?<br /><br />Flaming meteorites. : ) Fri, 06 Apr 2012 12:01:06 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12042903 Answer to Do you pay attention to your voice when you talk? Why or why not? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12042874 Do you pay attention to your voice when you talk? Why or why not?<br /><br />I pay attention to what I'm saying and usually weigh my words carefully, but I don't really pay attention to my own voice. I can tell you that whenever I've listened to my own voice being played back on a recording device ... my voice sounded foreign to my ear and different from what I thought my... Fri, 06 Apr 2012 11:52:20 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12042874 Answer to Canadians: What do you think of your healthcare system? (I'm an American) http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12042838 Canadians: What do you think of your healthcare system? (I'm an American)<br /><br />It works, I like it and I'm glad we have it. It guarantees that we can get medical assistance when we need it, and we won't be turned away because we don't have private insurance. Fri, 06 Apr 2012 11:40:52 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12042838 Answer to How many Canadians don't like Tim Hortons? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12042801 How many Canadians don't like Tim Hortons?<br /><br />I'm not a coffee drinker so I don't really care about Tim Hortons. We have two of them in the town where I live. I've been to one for donuts and to the other for a sandwich. I got crappy service at both of them and the staff seemed to be annoyed at having to serve customers, one girl actually... Fri, 06 Apr 2012 11:27:30 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12042801 Answer to Whats somthing he/she always does when they are mad at you? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12042687 Whats somthing he/she always does when they are mad at you?<br /><br />I can tell when she's mad at me ... my phone won't ring for a few days. : ) Fri, 06 Apr 2012 10:56:13 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12042687 Answer to What unsolved mystery would you want solved? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12037917 What unsolved mystery would you want solved?<br /><br />Where do UFO's come from, and the truth behind the JFK assassination. Thu, 05 Apr 2012 04:33:34 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12037917 Answer to Two wheels or four wheels? Maybe three? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12037907 Two wheels or four wheels? Maybe three?<br /><br />Weather permitting ... two. Thu, 05 Apr 2012 04:24:30 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12037907 Answer to How can I quit poverty? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12037905 How can I quit poverty?<br /><br />Win a big lottery. Thu, 05 Apr 2012 04:21:44 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12037905 Answer to How often do you throw parties at your house? When was the last one? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12035524 How often do you throw parties at your house? When was the last one?<br /><br />I still have people in for dinner and drinks once in a while, but it's been a couple of years since I had a blowout house party. The last time I had to replace some blown speakers, a rain gutter and drain pipes (two guests had a bet that they could climb up to the roof without a ladder), as... Wed, 04 Apr 2012 10:01:48 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12035524 Answer to What do you prefer to drink through a straw and why? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12035473 What do you prefer to drink through a straw and why?<br /><br />Milkshakes, otherwise they get into my mustache. Years ago, a buddy and I tried drinking a couple of big pitchers of beer through straws to see if it was true about getting drunk faster. It was true and we got caught ... and thrown out of the establishment by some big guys wearing "Staff"... Wed, 04 Apr 2012 09:46:17 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12035473 Answer to Where should you not go with alcohol on your breath? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12035452 Where should you not go with alcohol on your breath?<br /><br />To school. To the police station, when reporting an accident or giving a statement. To court. To choir practice. To the mother-in-laws' house, when invited for breakfast. Wed, 04 Apr 2012 09:34:40 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12035452 Answer to Does your country have a "national flower"? What is it & do you know why they chose it? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12035443 Does your country have a "national flower"? What is it & do you know why they chose it?<br /><br />As Takei-Shihan explained, we use the red maple leaf as our national symbol. Wed, 04 Apr 2012 09:26:50 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12035443 Answer to Do you give more gifts than you receive? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12035425 Do you give more gifts than you receive?<br /><br />That is usually the case, and what is expected of me. I'm fine with that and I don't keep score. Wed, 04 Apr 2012 09:19:36 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12035425 Answer to What have you told the world? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12034081 What have you told the world?<br /><br />The story of my brief existence on this world, but it wasn't really interested and gave no response. It would appear that I've really only been here for the equivalent of a nano second, and hold no significance in the grand scheme of things. Mans' arrogance let's him believe that our brief... Tue, 03 Apr 2012 21:50:32 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12034081 Answer to Did cavewomen really looked like Raquel Welch in "One Million BC"? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12034048 Did cavewomen really looked like Raquel Welch in "One Million BC"?<br /><br />No, I think they looked and acted more like Rae Dawn Chong in "Quest for Fire" (1981) I've always loved Raquel, but somehow I don't see her in the cave woman sort of way. Tue, 03 Apr 2012 21:26:42 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12034048 Answer to Is it OK to play the "race card" if you could? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12034006 Is it OK to play the "race card" if you could?<br /><br />No, but showing a "Pit Pass" will get you into where the action is. Well, it works for me down at the drag strip. : ) Tue, 03 Apr 2012 21:05:49 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12034006 Answer to Do you think this picture is sexist? (in description) http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12033984 Do you think this picture is sexist? (in description)<br /><br />How could that be considered sexist ? It's just a great paint job !! ♪ ♫ Oh Canada!! ♪ ♫ : ) Tue, 03 Apr 2012 20:57:15 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12033984 Answer to Do you have your country flag hanging in your home? Ouside your home? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12033953 Do you have your country flag hanging in your home? Ouside your home?<br /><br />I have a few small flags that I put out on July 1st, but I've also got a humongous flag that I've donated to, and can be seen flying on the big flagpole out front of the Army, Navy, Air Force Veterans Club .. just down the road from my home. : ) Tue, 03 Apr 2012 20:46:19 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12033953 Answer to Are institutions (government, companies, schools and churches) responsible for people's stupidity and lack of common sense? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12031988 Are institutions (government, companies, schools and churches) responsible for people's stupidity and lack of common sense?<br /><br />Oh hell yes !! Don't you dare try laying responsibility on lazy individuals or their parents. (Can you smell the sarcasm ? ) : ) Tue, 03 Apr 2012 08:17:15 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12031988