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Do you travel a lot?
Almost daily. ; )
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Does marriage agree with you?
Marriage is a wonderful thing when it bonds the right two people together.
Personally ... I'm happily divorced and plan on staying that way.
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Do you agree with People's Magazine that Beyonce is the World's Most Beautiful Woman?
It's too bad they have to publish that kind of crap to make a living. There are much more beautiful women in the world.
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In this economic time, is an expensive and lavish wedding warranted?
I've never understood why a wedding should cost so much money. I'm of the opinion that four fifths of the money wasted on fancy weddings today would be better spent on buying a house.
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I asked the question 3 times and nothing. 4th times the charm. M Obama or Ann Romney?
What, no bikini pictures ???? How do you expect us to make a decision ?!? : )
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What does enlightenment feel like?
You'll feel warm and fuzzy all over. Oh, and you'll notice a greenish glow left on everything you touch, so be careful not to pet the dog. : )
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Are you laughing on the outside, but crying on the inside?
I will admit that in the past ... there were times. I hope those days never come back.
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Are you a "less is more" person or a "more is more" person? In which ways?
No, I'm more of a "person" person ... more or less. : )
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Open your car glove compartment and what will we see?
Registration, insurance, owners manual, a map or two, a couple of spare headlight bulbs and a few other spare lights and fuses.
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Ever call a wrong number and then after they answered you realize you shouldn't have called that number because it was an EX of yours?
Sort of. Not an EX but I've called an old number that was in my little black book, and had no name attached. Unfortunately call display had been invented at that time ... and I had to change my phone number to get away from the toothless wonder. I also threw away that little black book. : )
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Is there a conspiracy?
Yes there is. You have only to look as far as the administration to find it. : (
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Have you ever wished you were Spanish?
For as much as I love the Spanish language, I've never once wished that I was Spanish.
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Before I turn 50, I want to ___________ .
Hahahhahahaha .... too late !! : )
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When was the last time you put away groceries?
Last week, right after getting home from the supermarket.
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Do you think this happens?
Oh yes, absolutely. They've been caught on hidden camera. : )
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Have you ever received an envelope full of photographs that the sender intended to send to someone else?
Yes, the envelope was addressed to my neighbor but the postman put it in my mailbox and I opened it without even looking to see who it was addressed to. Prior to this, I had no idea that his wife was into bestiality and group sex with midgets. : )
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What did you just throw in the bin?
A banana peel and a used Q-tip. : )
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Weekday again! What time will you go to bed tonight?
Probably late. I'm trying to turn that around, but my body clock is resisting the change over.
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I like watching F-1,WWE but no baseball,no football,no basketball! you hate me?? :P
No, I don't hate you. I don't watch baseball, football, or basketball either.
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Is your office neat and tidy?
Sort of. It's mostly organized. : )
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Even after 50 years, do you still like Mary Ann over Ginger?
Yes, and I think she has aged the best out of the two. There are "then and now photos", along with a whole lot of interesting information and trivia in the video. Enjoy. : )
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What's the difference between a ginger and a redhead?
Nada, nothing, zilch, zero.
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What is something that you like that is rectangular?
A fistful of these is really nice.
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Would someone like to recommend a recliner for a bad back?
There's no such thing, so don't get sucked into buying a recliner, no matter how well it's advertised !! If you have back problems, the last thing you want to do is to lay down on a bent angle. Either lay down with your back straight or sit up straight.
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Do you still have black and white photos of your parents and relatives?
Yes, I have old photos that date back to over a hundred years ago. Including one of my grandfather standing in front of his plane at the beginning of the first world war, almost one hundred years ago.
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It doesn't really matter what _____________ .
Your Mother in law says when she's drunk ..... Keep it in your pants !! : P
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What words can we use instead of "fat"?
Stout, is polite. Lardo, is not.
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Sweltering day today! What to do?
Chill out with a few brewskies !!
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Which hand do you use when giving the "bird" on an offending driver?
When it comes to "flipping the bird", I'm ambidextrous. Whichever hand is free will work. : )
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Is it possible to get pregnant while you're pregnant?
I can't get pregnant. Can you ?? : )
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Will you write an autobiography?
I've thought about it, but by the time I get around to writing it ... I will have forgotten half of the story. ; )
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Other than religion and oil, is there any other reason for a country to wage war on another?
Territory, border grievances, natural resources, water rights, racial intolerance, greed, resentment, financial debt, pay backs, and .... oh yeah.. stupidity.
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If a person fights with a ghost and the ghost kills them, does the fight continue on the other side?
You've been drinking too much coffee again, haven't you ?!? : )
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One, two, three. Ole, ole, ole! What was the last song that got in your head and you couldn't shake it off?
It's the tune from a diaper commercial on the TV .... catchy isn't it ? : )
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Do Monkey's drink beer
Yes, and they throw shit at the barmaid when the service is too slow.
Proof of this can be witnessed at our local bar on any Friday night. : )
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What is something that you like that is round?
Pizza.
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Do you feel like a winner?
Probably later on after the pool games are over, but right now I feel more like a wiener or three ... hot dog wieners that is. It's almost lunchtime and I'm starving. : )
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The Titanic is in the news at the moment,but what was the worlds worst sea disaster ?
The sinking of RMS Titanic in 1912 with 1,523 fatalities, is probably the most famous shipwreck but not the biggest in terms of life lost. The wartime sinking of the Wilhelm Gustloff during World War II by a Soviet Navy submarine, with an estimated loss of about 9,500 people in January 1945 remains the greatest maritime disaster ever. In peacetime, December 1987, the loss of the Doña Paz with...
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have you ever fell off a bar stool
Maybe ... just a few times.
- One time I was pushed off, when two bikers were fighting. (yes I was one of them)
- Once, the backrest was broken and I fell over backwards when I leaned back.
- Then the last time ... I was drunk and forgot the broken backrest had been removed.
These days I pretty much sit on a chair at a table. That way I don't have so far to fall. : )
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Who would vote for HoboJoe as Answerbag's new Poster Child?
Sure I would, anything for a fellow drifter. ; )
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Can you parallel park?
That's a big 10-4, good buddy. : )
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America's oldest teenager, Di-ck Clark is dead at 82. Remember him?
Yes, I remember him very well. May he rest in peace.
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Sex? No not that. But the job application question.
I usually write yes. It shows them that I have a sense of humor. : )
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Do you feel like you are part of an experiment?
Yes, we are all part of an on going experiment, right here on this website. Our reactions to various conditions and other people are being observed and studied.
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Do you really save water when you shower with your partner?
I never realized that saving water was the object. Interesting concept though, and I have to say no. : )
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Any suggestions on what to wear in a formal party nudist party?
Wear your best birthday suit, and a tie. : )
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Is it OK to invite Porky Pig to a "luau"?
Abada, abada, abada, abada, aaa no !!
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Would you watch a new sequel of "The Three Stooges"?
I love the old slap-stick comedy, so yes, I will watch the new movie in hopes that it will be as funny as the old classic Three Stooges. I've seen the trailers and they made me laugh... so from what I've seen so far, I'm encouraged.
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Will "texting" turn the young generation into bad spellers with no social skills?
I think it already has, and will continue to do so. : (
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Are you a butterfly dreaming that you are a human or are you a human dreaming you are a butterfly?
No, neither. "How do I know ? ", you ask ... I've seen my reflection in the mirror and I look more like this ... : )
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Do you have a secret weapon?
Shhhhh, yes but don't tell anybody. : )
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Is the art of "cursive writing" going the way of the dinosaur? Haven't sighted it in years.
I've been told that many schools don't teach it to the kids anymore. So yes, it's quickly becoming a thing of the past. Personally I think that's a shame, and leads me to wonder when they will stop teaching them how to read (probably in a few years, when all new computers talk).
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Pleased I would be, if you wrote me a sentence the way Yoda speaks?
Laugh you will not, when Yoda catches up with you !!
Introduce your dark side to the Force, he will. : )
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It's Sodapop's birthday; who's coming to the party? What will you bring?
Happy Birthday Sodapop !!
I'll brought along a trio of singers. : )
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Can you name one tool that you could not find at Home Depot?
I could probably name a whole bunch of tools that you'll never see at Home Depot, but the first two that popped into my head were ... George Bush and Al Gore. : )
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How do you dispose of old greeting cards ?
I either put them into the recycle bin, or burn them in the outdoor fireplace.
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Is fast food cheap, easy, & delicious?
It depends on the establishment. Most fast food chains are far from cheap & delicious, but they are easy. If you look around for a private "Mom & Pop" type place ... you might be pleasantly surprised to find that "cheap, easy & delicious" can still be said in the same sentence. We have one such place a few miles from here. The place is clean, the service is fast (no warming lamps...
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Do you price shop, hair cuts?
No, I prefer to pay full price and stick with a barber that I know can cut hair properly. I once tried one of those "cheap-cut" shops, that let unqualified students practice on unsuspecting people like me. I figured I would kill two birds with one stone because I was in a hurry and I had to go to the shop that was right next door to it anyway. It was a mistake that I will never repeat. Yes it...
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Are not some questions totally antiquated ? Why are they merged with Qs
from 5 yrs ago, Qs posted by members who have not been here ?
You clearly haven't a clue so please permit me to explain something to you. No, there is no such thing as an antiquated question. Yes, there are some old questions, but they don't lose their relevance and when people follow the "Categories" link they are directed to ALL the questions in that particular category. Whenever someone answers one of those older questions, regardless of how old it is...
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Is it better to be drunk and happy or sober and miserable?
Since we are only given the two options, I went with drunk and happy. Being miserable sucks big time, whether you're sober or not.
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Do you like to go to the races? Which race do you like to watch best?
Top Fuel Motorcycle Drag Racing is what turns my crank.
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Who has chased you the hardest?
The wind. : )
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I eat ___________ for breakfast.
Nails. : )
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Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death I will fear no evil, because _________________.
.... I own it, and I'm the meanest bastard in the valley !! : )
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Is there crying on this website?
Yes, but you forgot to include ... pissing, moaning, and general whining.
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Do you like skittles this much?!
Nope, I don't like them at all. I'm hooked on M&M's. : )
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What is so wrong about this picture? (in description)
The driver can't see ... as well as I can. lol : )
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Isn't it nice when you have enough time to Wish Your Answerbag Friends A Wonderful and Fun Easter and Passover? I have that time now!
Thank you, Dorothy, that's very nice of you. I wish the very same back to you. : )
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There should be a law for .........
... Limiting politicians' pensions to no more than that of the average factory worker.
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Can you answer a stupid question by asking a stupid question? Prove it.
Stupid question : Why is an orange ?
Stupid answer question : Why wouldn't it be ?
Stupid question : What color is an orange ?
Stupid answer question : What color do you think it is ?
Stupid question : Do naval oranges have belly buttons ?
Stupid answer question : Yes, don't you ?
Enough proof ? : )
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What is your strongest sense? Sight, Smell or what?
I've got a pretty good bullshit detector. : )
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What can be done to improve/ amplify a weak cell phone signal?
Climb up to the top of the tower, and don't forget to wear your tinfoil hat. ; )
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What is in the recipe for a heartbreak?
1- lb. of hardened mistrust.
2 - cups of infidelity.
2 - cases of aged Scotch Whiskey (in one week).
1/2 - basket of repeated gossip.
When all the above ingredients are well mixed together and left to rise ... you will be soon left with a heartbreak. No need to preheat the oven. ; )
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You know you are in deep doodoo when _________ .
When you're surrounded by police, and they're all pointing guns at you !!
PS. I like your answer about the clothes scattered in the front yard. It happened to me once (years ago), except she hacked everything up into little pieces, even my work boots. I had been falsely accused of cheating, but I figured it was time to move on and leave the psycho woman (with the great knockers) behind. : )
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What is one emotion that you have experienced while on this site?
I don't think it would be right to name just one because that would lead people to the wrong conclusion. In the years that I've been here, I think it's safe to say that I've experienced them all. There were times when I laughed until it hurt, and there were times that I read things that made my blood boil with anger and disgust. I've been saddened by the passing of some dear friends, and I've...
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Why do you go home?
... because they don't like it when you fall asleep at the bar. : )
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Have you ever felt like telling somebody "Go to hell and stay there?" What circumstances made you want to say it?
It usually happens when the same Dept. of Transport officer stops me and asks to see the same licencing documents and permits, repeatedly 3 or 4 times a week, when he knows damn well that everything is in order and he just wants to be a moron.
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When is a path not required?
When one has reached their final resting place, and have nowhere left to go.
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Help sexual malfunctions...see description.
Viagra.
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Never trust drunk women, aggressive men or_____________!
... talking donkeys !! : )
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what was the first thing you did this morning, when you woke up?
Farted, rolled over and went back to sleep. : )
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What do you call one of those giant meteorites that are covered in flames?
Flaming meteorites. : )
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Do you pay attention to your voice when you talk? Why or why not?
I pay attention to what I'm saying and usually weigh my words carefully, but I don't really pay attention to my own voice. I can tell you that whenever I've listened to my own voice being played back on a recording device ... my voice sounded foreign to my ear and different from what I thought my voice sounded like.
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Canadians: What do you think of your healthcare system? (I'm an American)
It works, I like it and I'm glad we have it. It guarantees that we can get medical assistance when we need it, and we won't be turned away because we don't have private insurance.
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How many Canadians don't like Tim Hortons?
I'm not a coffee drinker so I don't really care about Tim Hortons. We have two of them in the town where I live. I've been to one for donuts and to the other for a sandwich. I got crappy service at both of them and the staff seemed to be annoyed at having to serve customers, one girl actually swore at me because I asked for mustard on my sandwich. I haven't been back to either of them since.
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Whats somthing he/she always does when they are mad at you?
I can tell when she's mad at me ... my phone won't ring for a few days. : )
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What unsolved mystery would you want solved?
Where do UFO's come from, and the truth behind the JFK assassination.
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Two wheels or four wheels? Maybe three?
Weather permitting ... two.
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How can I quit poverty?
Win a big lottery.
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How often do you throw parties at your house? When was the last one?
I still have people in for dinner and drinks once in a while, but it's been a couple of years since I had a blowout house party. The last time I had to replace some blown speakers, a rain gutter and drain pipes (two guests had a bet that they could climb up to the roof without a ladder), as well as patch a couple of holes in the wall ( one guest was having a little trouble walking on new high...
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What do you prefer to drink through a straw and why?
Milkshakes, otherwise they get into my mustache. Years ago, a buddy and I tried drinking a couple of big pitchers of beer through straws to see if it was true about getting drunk faster. It was true and we got caught ... and thrown out of the establishment by some big guys wearing "Staff" t-shirts. : )
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Where should you not go with alcohol on your breath?
To school.
To the police station, when reporting an accident or giving a statement.
To court.
To choir practice.
To the mother-in-laws' house, when invited for breakfast.
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Does your country have a "national flower"? What is it & do you know why they chose it?
As Takei-Shihan explained, we use the red maple leaf as our national symbol.
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Do you give more gifts than you receive?
That is usually the case, and what is expected of me. I'm fine with that and I don't keep score.
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What have you told the world?
The story of my brief existence on this world, but it wasn't really interested and gave no response. It would appear that I've really only been here for the equivalent of a nano second, and hold no significance in the grand scheme of things. Mans' arrogance let's him believe that our brief existence holds great significance to this world, but in reality ... the dinosaurs roamed the world for...
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Did cavewomen really looked like Raquel Welch in "One Million BC"?
No, I think they looked and acted more like Rae Dawn Chong in "Quest for Fire" (1981)
I've always loved Raquel, but somehow I don't see her in the cave woman sort of way.
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Is it OK to play the "race card" if you could?
No, but showing a "Pit Pass" will get you into where the action is. Well, it works for me down at the drag strip. : )
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Do you think this picture is sexist? (in description)
How could that be considered sexist ? It's just a great paint job !! ♪ ♫ Oh Canada!! ♪ ♫ : )
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Do you have your country flag hanging in your home? Ouside your home?
I have a few small flags that I put out on July 1st, but I've also got a humongous flag that I've donated to, and can be seen flying on the big flagpole out front of the Army, Navy, Air Force Veterans Club .. just down the road from my home. : )
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Are institutions (government, companies, schools and churches) responsible for people's stupidity and lack of common sense?
Oh hell yes !! Don't you dare try laying responsibility on lazy individuals or their parents. (Can you smell the sarcasm ? ) : )
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All I need is __________! :)
... a hug. ; )
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What foreign country have you visited the most? How many times?
Yours. At least 600 times (but probably a lot more, I'm being conservative with my estimate.).
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Shifty eyes means shyness or up to no good?
I usually figure it means that someone's up to no good.
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What was the last song that you played on a jukebox?
That was a couple of years ago, but safe bet it would have been a Rolling Stones tune. : )
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Are friends allowed in your home?
Yes, especially the ones carrying boxes of beer. : )
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Do you have your dream car? Will you ever?
I've had a few and I might go for one more. Wanna go for a spin ? ; )
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Do you want to live past the century mark?
No thank you. It sounds good in theory but time is not kind and I never want to be a burden on anyone else.
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Describe one part of your body?
I have an arse, it's cracked and has a hole in it. : )
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Is the Pope big news?
Why ? Did he fart out a couple of lightening bolts this last week ?!? : )
( I miss all the good stories, damn it ! ) lol
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Are you starggeringly good looking?
Shhhhh, I'm trying to play it down. ; )
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Do you trash or recycle in the form of another meal your leftovers?
I reheat my leftovers and make another meal out of them. When I know I've got a few busy days ahead, I'll make extra so I'll have a few quick and easy suppers that I don't have to spend a lot of time preparing.
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Do they still have Tupperware party's? If you own any how long have you had it? What piece of Tupperware is do/did you like best if any?
I still have a Tupperware lettuce crisper that's about 30 years old, and it still works fine for me. : )
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How do you know when The Honeymoon is over?
Stronger differences of opinion will surface and the arguing will follow shortly after. ; )
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Do you still have scruples? Lost mine in 1988.
Apparently I lost mine prior to that year, but it's not a reason for concern. I'm sure we've both survived equally well without them. I mean ... it's not like we needed them to eat or anything. Right ? lol : )
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If outer space was permeated in music, what do you imagine it would sound like?
Considering the vacuum, you're not going to hear the music ... but,
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Has your conscience been your guide??
Hahaha, No. Not in this lifetime. Maybe in the last lifetime though !?!
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What do you think of these moves?
Hey that was pretty lame !! I've worked with mushroom pickers who could do better than that. ; )
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Where can I trade my baseball cards for some chickens?
Have you tried craigslist ? I've heard that you can deal on "anything", including kittens .. or pussy.. or something like that, so it shouldn't be too hard. : )
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Is someone with you?
At the moment it's just me and my shadow. In a couple of hours I'll be surrounded by friends.
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Do you go to "flea" markets or garage sales?
Yes, I go to both. You never know what you might find at bargain prices.
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What plant or tree is a treat to the eyes and the taste buds?
Bing Cherry Tree.
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Tomorrow Dieter and I celebrate our 55 year marriage. Would you like to join us? Party is ready to go, snacks are ready and the bar is open.
Congratulations on your Emerald Wedding Anniversary. I hope your party will be a grand and memorable event, I wouldn't miss it for the world. 55 years of marriage is no small milestone, especially for today, but clearly you two kids were made for each other. Big Hugs to you and Dieter both, just think ... 5 more years and we'll be celebrating your Diamond Anniversary. : )
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How do I tell you that your fly is unzipped in front of all the pretty A/B ladies?
There are a couple of ways. You could say .... the south didn't win the war, if you wanted to be discrete. Or if you wanted to be a little more obvious you could say .. you're flying low, can't you feel the draft ?? : )
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Are you embarrassed when a police car stops and allows you in front of him when the traffic is so bad and many are trying to get in line?
Absolutely not. That's not a time for embarrassment, that's a time for gratitude !! ; )
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What is a good androgynous name for my pet starfish?
Oh, I don't know ... maybe .. Star, ? ; )
Now, about naming your Cockatiel ... Hahahahahaha : )
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Ladies:What is the coolest thing you've ever done with your lady parts?
Obviously I'm not a woman, but I've observed a couple of things that I think are worthy of mention here :
Once when opening the door to the Men's Room, I heard the sound of two women laughing hysterically. When I stepped into the restroom, I witnessed the two women bent over separate urinals having a pissing contest and laughing their heads off. Yes, I knew them both.
The other was some very...
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What would not be a good idea for a national holiday?
A " National let all the convicts out of jail for a weekend" holiday. Some might argue that it would be okay provided the cons all signed waivers stating that they would not get drunk, do drugs, rape, pillage, burn, or rob banks. But personally I think there might be some difficulty in rounding them all back up before Monday morning, therefore I would not support such a holiday. : )
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Alone in the house, how long will it take before you start nagging and arguing with yourself?
It doesn't happen .... until I get distracted and overcook something on the stove. lol : )
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Do you ever look at what others order when dining out?
I don't dine out very often, but when I do, I already know what I want so I'm not really influenced by what others order. I don't generally look at what other people are eating, but sometimes I might notice something that looks good while a waitress is walking by with a plate in her hand. Sometimes I just notice a good looking waitress walking by. : )
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what is good way to recycle cat's hair ?
Collect it and save it in a big bag until you have enough to turn it into yarn. Then knit yourself a pair of socks, that will keep your feet warm in the winter. ; )
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I still see people driving along while holding a cell phone to their ear and talking. Is there nothing left to do other than taking
I think the auto manufacturers should be forced to come up with a system that (a) detects a driver's use of a hand held phone and, (b) shuts the car off after 10 seconds of use. I think it could be done much the same way satellite tracking can disable a modern, stolen, vehicle. For those who still drive old jalopies and insist on using a hand held ... the rest of us should be allowed to throw...
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How can I get Randy K. to meet me if his accounts keep getting nuked?
Place an ad in the Ottawa Sun, or better yet become a "Sunshine Girl". He's bound to see it and want to get a hold of you. Everybody reads the Sun don't they ? (or at least look at the pictures) lol
Hey !! I just thought of this ... you don't suppose he's really Stephen Harper, do you ? LMAO : )
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When i log out of AB i don't want to log out of Facebook. Why wasn't this tested when AB was written?
Because they don't give a shit.
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befor me and my boyfriend broke up he always were the neckless we both have, after were back together he wont were it. what could this mean?
It means that YOU NEED to learn how to spell and study grammar.
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How much do you like spring cleaning?
I love spring, but I hate spring cleaning. I can think of so many other things I'd rather do, but eventually I get tired of looking out of dirty windows, etc, and I get with the program.
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Am I beautiful, dammit?! *smiles*
You're downright gorgeous, and even more so with a Mimosa in your hand. : )
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Do you think I should get an elephant to eat the grass and weeds on my acre of lawn? I'm too lazy to mow. :)
Hell no !! Get a goat or a couple of sheep, they poop a lot less than elephants and they mow the grass a lot shorter.
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Can dogs ask questions on AB? Mine wants to. :)
Sure. What exactly would your dog like to ask ? : )
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Does Answerbag staff feed you when you are in the Penalty Box?
Bread and water. (if you're lucky) : )
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Why are you scratching?
Because my ass is itchy, and I can't get anyone else to scratch it for me.
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Should wrong 'great answers' like this one be removed in case someone mistakenly thinks that ABstaff's recommendations are of worth?
So go back and flag it as nonsense, and maybe they'll remove it. It's worth a try.
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at cinema house/movie theater which arm rest is mine? both or only one side of it??then which??
That's why I don't go to the theater anymore. It seems that I always got stuck between people who used them both and I couldn't use either one !! : )
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what do you Love ?
Warm sunshine on my face and a little wind in my hair, on a warm spring day.
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Are jokes about ducks all they're quacked up to be?
It all depends on how you perceive them. .... lol : )
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I am ordering a pizza - what would you like on it?
Pepperoni, green peppers, onions, extra mushrooms and extra cheese.
Oh, and could we please get an extra large ? I'm starving !! : )
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Are you taking care of business?
Just as good as I can. Why ? Did you want to help ?? : )
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Why a lot of people don't like rich people?
I think iz cuz dey kan speek more gudder than us poe fuks. : )
An' I dun graduated the turd grade !! : P
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aaaaah my gf cheated on me!!! what should i do?
Try holding your breath. Let us know, next week, how that works out for you.
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How do you ask a question on AnswerBag?!
Oh really ?? It looks to me like since June, 11, 2010 you've asked 12 other questions and answered four others. By the way - the Justin Bieber answer gave away your age group. Now get to bed .... you have to go to school in the morning !! : )
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Do you think everything has to be a fight? If so, why?
No I don't. There are better and more pleasurable things to do with our time than fighting.
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Do you think fresh? Do you eat fresh? (Yeah, I was inspired by a SUBWAY ad!)
Yeah, "Step into my parlor.", said the spider to the fly. : )
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What can someone do to get rid of Japanese beatles?
Get yourself a Japanese Beetle trap from your local hardware store, then expand upon the idea like the guy in this video. It really works.
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my girlfriend is all ways fighting with me when i go out parting
That's funny, she's usually busy having sex with seven other guys, how would she notice that you're not there ???
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I need help finding 2 movies, read description.
I think the first one is "Duel", from 1971 staring Denis Weaver.
And I think the other one is "Joy Ride".
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Why do some women wear a bra that is so small that their lady parts come over the top and it looks like they have four breasts?
I'm not sure of the "Why", but I can certainly see how it's a problem and I'm definitely available and willing to look farther into this. : )
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if a man speaks in a forest, and there isn't a woman around 2 hear him, is he still wrong ?
No, but he's probably not going to ask for directions on how to get out of the forest either. : )
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we are 19 can we have sex?is it legal at sri lanka
Hahahahahahahahaha, you're kidding right ?? Hahahahaha.
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Why should we answer Google surveys if Google calls certain Q&A sites content farms?
We shouldn't. They can go suck rocks. : )
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are guys thinking about sex/ sexual things all the time????
Yep, you've got it, that's pretty much the way the young male mind works.
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If you flip a coin 99 times and it comes up tails every time, what's the probability % that it would come up heads on the next flip?
Zero. If you've flipped a coin 99 times and it's landed with tails up every time ... it's because you have a coin that has tails on both sides. :P
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Do you remember a line from an Elvis song? Mine is "You can do anything, but lay off my blue suede shoes".
"Everybody in the whole cell block .. was dancin' to the jailhouse rock !! "
(put your cursor in the bottom right corner of the green box to shut it off.)
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What is a good car for a hobo?
Any slow moving boxcar with an open door makes for good shelter. ; )
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Why didn't you eat the dinner I cooked for you?!
Sorry, but I don't eat mud pie ... no matter who cooked it. : )
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Name something that is truly unpredictable?
The date and time ... that the last teardrop will fall.
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With enough information and knowledge everything is predictable - Agree or disagree?
I disagree. What is the benchmark for "enough knowledge", to make "everything" predictable ?
Yet, I'll agree that with enough knowledge and information ... one can make an educated guess about "some" things.
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Are there questions that make you uncomfortable? How do you deal with them?
I ignore them and their authors, and just keep moving along. To answer them would be the equivalent of intentionally stepping in fresh dog shit on the sidewalk. You have to know that it's going to stick to your shoe and the stench of shit is going to follow you everywhere.
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Where would you like to see a crack?
On the shell of the eggs, after I give them a little tap on my frying pan. : )
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When and where was the last quilt show you attended?
A few years ago, at a county fair. I didn't stay for long but did take a bunch of pictures. It was interesting to watch these "older gals", all dressed up in period clothing and bonnets from the 1700's, having a "quilting bee" and working together. They made beautiful thick and heavy quilts with all sorts of patterns, and they had some of their finished works hung up on the walls for sale. The...
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How much gas does it take to fill your tank? (65.00 for an impala) Excuse me, I think I will go throw up now.......................
The other day I topped off the tank in my pickup. It was down a third, and it cost me $80. Ouch !!!
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What does the way you walk say about you?
Maybe how sober you are ? : )
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Would you stay in a room on the 14th Floor? This hotel has no 13th floor?
No, I can't afford to stay in hotels. : )
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I'm aware that some ABers are not seeing any google surveys, but I see at least a few a day - why?
It's because AB is suffering from "Mental Illnesses A-Z". : )
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What is the most unusual flavor of ice cream you have eaten?
Bubble Gum. I won't make that mistake again. : )
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What is the main item in your front yard?
Grass. The kind you mow, not the kind you smoke. : )
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Do you remember a line in a Beatle's song? In my life, I loved you more.
The title of the song is "In My Life".
Turn it up .. and enjoy. : )
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Rolls Royce factory in Virginia. Will buy a Rolls Royce?
I don't think so. They are very reliable ... but I don't have an aircraft that could use their engines. Sorry. : )
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Have you ever pissed in the wind? If so, what was that like?
"in the wind ? " ... many times. "In to the wind ? " ... not in many years. : )
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Do you have the habit of putting off procrastinating?
Haha, no, I don't procrastinate about procrastinating. I just do it. : )
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Name something that is impossible (or very hard) to measure?
The ruthlessness of politicians who have their eye on the prize.
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How do you get rid of a mole in the front yard?
Setting traps is the best way. Google it, and don't be too surprised to find out it's not a mole but a "ground squirrel". They dig an elaborate and very deep set of tunnels. The traps look like a big mouse trap and the process is a bit complicated, but until you get them all they will destroy your lawn and especially your garden.
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Are you adventurous enough to take the road least travelled?
That's the path I usually follow, just for the adventure of it. : )
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Why did Canadians name their country 'Canadia'? That's possibly the dumbest name a country could have. Are all Canadians this stupid?
What a stupid question. YOU think Canadians are stupid, and YOU think they named it "Canadia" ?!? Maybe you should have payed a little more attention in school, because it's CANADA .... not "Canadia", you dumb-ass. To be any more stupid ... you would have to be bigger.
What's the user name on your other account(s) ?
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is anybody born today? today is my birthday too :D
My birthday is another 5 months away, but I sure wish you a great and .....
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What, besides land and water, keeps people afar?
Attitudes, varying points of view, misconceptions, racism, hatred.
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Can you name a member who has been inactive for awhile? I remember my buddy, The Black Knight.
Take your pick, I've got a pile of them on my Friends List.
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Do you think Google will buy this site?
Hahaha Why buy it when they can control it without spending the cash. Can you imagine how much money they made over this "survey" shit ??
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What do you know now that you didn't before you joined this site?
That there's a lot of two faced and phony people here that I really don't want to associate with. : (
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Do you read it before hitting "send"?
Several times.
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Do you read it before hitting "send"?
Several times.
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What would you put on layaway at Walmart?
Nothing more than a package of jellybeans. I've seen where there are some people buying coffins from them on layaway plans, and I just shake my head.
http://www.walmart.com/search/search-ng.do?search_query=casket
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if Oprah was cooking dinner for you what would she cook? A love sandwich?
Hahahahahaha, I'd be surprised if Oprah could get a grilled cheese sandwich together. In fact I'd be amazed if she even knew how to open a jar of olives.
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Was it a kiss? :)
It may have started off that way, but ... : )
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Are you uncouth? Unfortunately, I am.
The last time somebody called me uncouth, I answered ... " Maybe, but I have a nice motorcycle. You wanna fu_k ?". : )
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What do you want on your BLT?
Other than the B, the L, and the T ... a little salt&pepper, and some mayo would be really nice. Thanks : )
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If pancakes could be any color, what would you like them to be?
I kind of like them golden brown.
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How can I keep people from swiping my personal atoms?
Use a condom.
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Have you ever seen a funnier commercial than this one?
Yes ...
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And what must be accomplished before its dawn?
At the risk of dating myself ... Watching the movies at the all-night Drive In Theater. (there must be a few left somewhere. Eh ? ) : )
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Is there something you do that you think no one else does?
Yes, as far as I know ... I'm the only one that wears my underwear. lol : )
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Is your neighbor close to you?
If you mean close, as in proximity ...the distance between our houses is not far, perhaps a stone's throw away.
If you mean close, as in friends ... no. I remain civil with him, but consider him to be a complete moron. This last year I had to build a fence to keep him and his junk from invading my property.
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What do I have to do to get you in this red convertible Ferrari?
Not much, just hand me those keys and you can color me gone. : )
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Do you have a warmer personality in the summer?
I have a warmer "everything" in the summer. : )
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Does asparagus make your pee stink?
Yup. You can bet your pisser on that one. : )
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With regard to suicide, the victims family and friends are told that it is not their fault. Could this be said of Hitler and his neice?
No, I don't think so. Hitler's perverted dominance was directly responsible for his niece taking her own life.
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Would you like to take this survey?
&#@$ off! They can shove their Frickin' surveys up their collective asses. That's my story and I'm stickin' to it.
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What exactly constitutes the 'American Way of Life'? Why are the traditionally oriented Hindus in India so very crazy about following it?
Perhaps the grass is greener on the other side of the fence ?
It's been a while and it's nice to see you again, my old friend. : )
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Must there be an explanation for everything?
I believe there is ... although it isn't always evident.
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What is one thing that your mother still does not know that you did while you were growing up?
That when the folks weren't home ... my girlfriend and I were boinking on Mom's best bedspread. If she found out today ... she'd probably still kill me. : )
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Last meal for you ever. What is it your ordered?
If it's to be my last one ... just bring on the rare prime rib and cold beer, and keep it coming. : )
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Do you think inside or outside the box?
Being able to think outside the box has brought me many innovative solutions to problems that otherwise seemed impossible.
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What would be your monicker if you are a super hero?
Silly question, ... well .. "Iceman", of course. : )
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Have you ever been indecisive at the supermarket?
No, if I were to take too long in making a decision ... some old bag would run me down with her shopping cart. ; )
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What is peanut butter made from?
Ear wax, and snot.
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Do YOU have a great face ?
Well ... my dog liked it. : )
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Do you enjoy eating while watching tv??
Not as much as having sex ... but what can you do. : )
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When is the last time you ate microwave popcorn?
Probably about the same time as you read my answer. : )
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Ever had a horrible flight sitting near a screaming baby or barfing passenger or hijacker or someone who just wouldn't stop talking to you?
Yes, ... well all except a hijacker. Just wait until you have to sit beside a talkative person who ate sardines before boarding, and spilled the juice all down their front. Welcome to the world of air travel. : )
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On a hyundai Santa Fe gls 2007, After installing new spark plugs,the engine cranks but it doesn't start.Can anyone help?
Without knowing what else was done, I'll assume you have probably mixed up the spark plug wires. Were the wires changed too ? Putting the wrong wires on the spark plugs will give it the wrong firing order, causing the plugs to fire at the wrong time. If you are close the engine might start, but will run poorly. If you are way out the engine won't start at all. If you have a V6 2.7 DOHC, it...
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Is there a name for the mental illness where your spouse/ex can't EVER admit he/she is/was wrong?
Yes, it's called Psychosis.
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Do girls give each other "wedgies"?
Oh, I bet that'd leave a mark !! lol : )
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Fuel is at an all time high in the U.K. at £6.85 per gallon. How long until you all revolt against this and say no more ?
That works out to aprox. $10.82 (US) a gallon, which is outrageous.
"The average U.S. retail price for a gallon of regular gasoline stood at $3.741 a gallon Friday, up 29 cents from a month ago and 31 cents higher from a year ago". - http://www.foxbusiness.com/news/2012/03/02/why-retail-gasoline-prices-are-nearing-record-high/
At those prices Americans are crying the blues, and will continue...
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Whats the difference between a "masseur and a "masseuse" ?
The first has an appendage below the waist and the latter does not.
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Who is your favorite Billy?
... Billy Goat ... just don't turn your back to him. : )
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Do you know anybody whose birthday is the 29th of February?
I have one friend who's birthday is February 29th. For his 54th birthday we got him a cake that read " Happy Birthday, 13.5 birthdays and still holding". He took it well, but we had to get him drunk. : )
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Do you find the term "chink in the armour" racist if it was referring to a Taiwanese?
Only if he's the doorman at Wong's restaurant. : )
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Is anyone glad that TexasPete is back?
I haven't been around much myself lately, but I did notice your absence and now know why. I'm very happy to see that you pulled through and they've got you all patched up and pumping again. As for your dick in the dirt ... maybe stay away from the porn sites for awhile, at least until you've had a chance to mend properly. lol : )
It's good to see you back, buddy. Get well soon. ; )
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Are you rich.......
Not financially, but in other ways .. yes.
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Which change is permanent?
Usually, the one from living to death. (zombies excluded, of course) : )
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What should you not do in a severe storm?
Summer thunder storm - don't stand or run around on a hill top, waving metal rods over your head. You might turn into a crispy- critter.
Blinding winter snow storm - Don't walk down the middle of the road. People are trying to speed home and drive down the middle of the road. You could become a hood ornament, and good luck sitting down to supper with a Toyota stuck up your butt.
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Do you get bored reading LONG paragraphs?
Yes, especially when the author takes the liberty of drawing things out, like a politician, and saying nothing.
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Is there still that "kid" inside of you, that every so often comes shining through?
Oh yeah, and maybe a little more often than it should !! : )
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When does the old look nice in an assortment of the new?
The motorcycle is the "old", and the rest is ....
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What would you not want to see in someone else's kitchen?
Barnyard animals partying .
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I would like to have lunch with ________ tomorrow.
Morgan Fairchild.
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Saturday morning. Breakfast served. What can I get you?
Eggs Benedict would be very nice, thank you. : )
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When do you sing to yourself? Why?
Never. My singing would cause my ears to bleed. : )
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Has this site proven that there is such a thing as a stupid question?
No, it has proven that there is such a thing as many stupid questions.
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Why is my laptop turn itself off when I'm burning CD or DVD?
It doesn't like your choice of music and movies, and it's going to sleep.
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What is your favorite type store just to browse around in?
Tool-Town.
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Is Obama in the wrong trade?
I've heard worse singers, but I really don't think he should quit his day job.
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What do you have for me today?
10 inches of fresh snow. Where would you like it ?
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In your life,which is the most valuable thing that is getting spent?
Water.
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Were either of your parents in the same line of work as either of their parents?
Nope. : )
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What is the first thing that you could do to kick start a lousy day?
Put a little Brandy in your coffee. : )
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What is the worst thing you ever forgot?
Sorry, I've forgotten.
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From your standpoint, when a person turns _____ years old, they are OLD.
The day after your bones turn to dust.
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How much do you like the black/red colour combination?
Red and black complement each other very well. Those were the colours that I painted my trucks and I can tell you they sure stood out in a crowd.
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Do you remember when Answerbag looked like this (minus the arrow)?
Yes, I fondly remember it very well. We use to laugh until it hurt ... everyday.
There was always something going on and we could communicate with each other
almost instantly.
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Whould you eat a peanut butter and fried egg sandwich for 5 bucks?
Keep your 5 bucks, I'll eat a couple for free.
...Or did I misunderstand ... and I have to pay you the 5 bucks ?? : )
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Does being sick make you feel lazy?
When my head aches and gets all stuffed up with a bad cold or I come down with the flu and it feels like I've been run over by a truck. Yes, I feel drained and lazy.
Get well soon. : )
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Do you think civility in society is breaking down?
Yes, I see it everywhere I look and it doesn't bode well for the future. It seems the world is in a big hurry with a "Gimme" and a "Get The Hell Outta My Way" attitude, and it's getting worse. In general .. parenting skills were thrown out the window some time ago, civility and manners when with it.
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Are Muslims encouraged to have large families? If so, why?
Yes. The race is on for world domination, and that's the way they plan to do it. (I wonder how long this will stay up, I can feel the heat rising already. ) : )
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When a group of women treat another woman badly, when she has done nothing to them, what do you think is the reason?
Without anymore info ... I'd say jealousy and gossip.
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Without regular, indoor plumbing, what kind of toilet would you use?
I'd dig a deep hole in the back yard and build a sturdy outhouse over it.
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How do Canadians spell color/colour?
Colour is the way it is taught in Canada. However, many of us drop the "u" went writing to our American friends.
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Is anything out of the reach of children?
Apparently not anymore... : )
Just Hitting Puberty
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What is your favorit thing to cook on a grill?
I BBQ all year round, regardless of freezing cold or inclement weather, and I enjoy many different things cooked on the grill. But my absolute favorite has to be ...Beef. Either a prime rib roast or tenderloin, or rib eye steaks, for me it doesn't get any better. : )
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Today is Fat Tuesday and Paczki day. Have you had eaten a Paczki today? If so what kind?
I had never heard of it before and I had to look it up. So to answer your question ... No, not yet. I found a recipe and will give it a try, I'm always game for something new. Happy Fat Tuesday !! : )
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Where did the phrase "cut the mustard" come from?
From the UK apparently, here's a link ...
http://www.phrases.org.uk/meanings/cut-the-mustard.html
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What do you do with your old newspapers?
I get the News off the television or the internet, so I don't subscribe to our local newspaper. However, I do get a lot of printed advertising through the mailbox, and almost all of it is immediately put into the recycle bin. In the summer I keep a little for starting fires in the back yard fireplace.
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How would you feel if Justin Bieber showed up at your front door with a bar of proactive soap?
I think it'd be pretty funny to see him whistling a happy tune while trying to walk back down the driveway with his proactive suppository shoved up his hoop. : )
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Why do they have a urinal in porta potties?
I think it's to encourage us to leave the toilet seat alone. I mean like you know how us men like to leave the seat up. LOL : )
My buddy's girlfriend had never used a porta potty and actually didn't know what the urinal was. She thought it was a handy place to put her purse while she was doing her business. After she came out and told us about how thoughtful it was of the manufacturer to...
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Why would a fridge feel warm on the outside?
It's a Jedi mind trick.
The whirly-gig thingies underneath get hot and then the heat rises up the sides, and that's normal. But if you find that it's a little too warm ... pull the fridge out from the wall and peek around back and underneath. If you find 5 tons of dust-bunnies, vacuum the shit outta there and your fridge will like you again. : )
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If you could change the name of your country, what would you call it?
I'm kind of happy with it the way it is, so I probably wouldn't change it. Eh? : )
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If i handed you $20 right now, what would you spend it on?
I'd probably go buy a roast, cut it up into a couple of steaks and fire up the BBQ. How do you like yours done ? Spices and BBQ sauce ? : )
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What do you mostly do when you go to a casino?
Drink, eat, take in a stage show or two, and watch other people lose their money. I'm not a big gambler. I might throw a couple of bucks at the slots, that's about it.
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Should I let my 14 year old date a 19 year old?
Give your head a shake. By permitting them to see each other at all you are inviting a much bigger problem than you realize. What are you going to do when she gets pregnant and he runs away? Have you asked yourself why he isn't going after a gal his own age ?
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Whose happiness makes you happy?
Those around me. I like to see smiley faces. : )
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Can you give me a word from every letter in the alphabet? Thanks! :-)
Yes, I can !! Lots of them ... I have a dictionary, so there. : )
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New cars are communication centers now. Is it becoming dangerous?
A few years ago we would have said that's pretty "Buck Rogers", but here we are just 12 years into a new century and some people can't imagine how we got by without all that crap, never mind not having it all in a vehicle. Personally I think it's ridiculous as well as dangerous to have so much distraction in a car.
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If I'm towing my 94 Wrangler, I put transfer case in N and which gear 1st or 5th?
SmallBlock is right. You want both transfer case and transmission in neutral. If the transmission is an automatic, you might want to remove the rear drive shaft while the vehicle is being towed from the front.
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If you have had a mole removed, does your scar really look worse than the mole? Feel free to answer about more than one mole...
I've had a bunch of moles, including a particularly big one, removed by laser. For a while I was left with pink marks where the moles had been. Within a few months the scars healed and went away, leaving no marks at all. You can not tell where the moles had been.
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In your opinion, which is the best Red Wine to use for Cooking?
Whether it's for cooking or marinade, I use the cheapest red wine I can find. It works just as good as more expensive wines, but it costs a lot less. Just don't drink it while you're cooking, it's going to taste horrible. Have a couple of bottles of good wine on hand to be served with the meal. When shopping for wine I usually buy one cheap one for the pot and two good ones for the table.
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Why do human animals bury their dead? What other animal buries it's dead?
Excuse me, but I am a human being and I take offense to being called an animal. If you want to do a little research I think you'll find that burying human remains is a relatively new way of disposing of the dead. When you look at how we have so few human remains from people who lived in North America ten thousand years ago, other than the artifacts that they left behind, it's because they...
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He knew how to __________ .
Ask a question. BTW they end with a question mark ( ? ).
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The Day ________ .
Blank ?
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Don't forget to ____________ .
Blank ?
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What is a good first job in your country?
Any kind of labor job that doesn't require skilled previous experience.
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What kind of bread do you usually have?
Whole wheat or Rye.
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As a child, did you eat your veggies without whining?
Yes. There wasn't much of a choice, any whining at the table was met with a back hander.
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How important was Lindsey Buckingham for Fleetwood Mac?
Very important, to answer your question. He's a very talented musician but without the voice of Stevie Nicks in front of Buckingham's guitar ... they wouldn't have gone as far as they did. Don't get me wrong ... I'm a die hard fan from the old days !!
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What does the color "blue" remind you of?
Water, and the photos of our planet taken from space.
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Gentleman's Cabaret is being built next to a Nuns Convent in Chicago. Do the Nuns have a right to Oppose building it? What do you think?
That's just disgusting !! Those nuns should be forced to get the hell out of there. LOL : )
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With all the Cell phones we own do our home phones ever ring any more? But we still pay the bills. Right?
I don't have, or want, any cell phones. My home phone is all I need and I only have the one to pay for.
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If you are Russian, would you vote for Vladimir Putin?
I'm glad I'm not Russian and I don't have to vote for him. I wouldn't trust him any farther than I could throw him.
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What food or drink gives you gas?
Broccoli, chili, cabbage, beans.
Soda pop, beer.
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Does freedom have a price? If so, what is the price of freedom?
Blood. :(
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What not to say when conversing with the Pope?
Hey Popie, wudda ya say we get a few jugs of vino and call in some of those sexy nuns that make those great porn movies. : )
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Tsunami. Any foreign words adopted by the English language?
Sushi - Japanese
Vodka - Russian
Pasta - Italian
Faucet - French
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Can you swear in a foreign language?
Yes, and in the right accent too. lol : )
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Who is your favorite Italian?
The one that comes with a Ferrari. : )
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What's the oldest human-made thing you have seen in person?
A 6,000 year old slate spear head that was found about 4 miles from my home. There are other artifacts ranging between 4,000 and 10, 000 years old, that have been found in the region, but I haven't seen them personally.
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What did the Italian Cruise Ship Captain said to his gf when the Costa Concordia started to sink?
Something like this - " Momma mia, dis son-a-mabetch boat isa sinka. We gotta getta oofa fast. Pusha dat womanz outta ma away !!" . : )
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If you decide to become a "Private Eye" what is the first thing that you would do?
Get myself a Fedora and a magnifying glass.
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Everybody knows the war happened in 1812, 200 years ago. Anything else?
A few things I found of note from around the world of 200 years ago...
- Charles Dickens, the English novelist was born.
- In Venezuela an earthquake destroyed the City of Caracas, 20,000 killed.
- The Waltz was introduced into English ballrooms. Most observers consider it disgusting & immoral. No wonder it caught on. : )
- The Louisiana Territory was renamed the Missouri...
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Consider this IMAGIANARY scenario and give me your quickest reaction irrespective of your spiritual beliefs.Just your reflex reaction:
" Holy shit, I need to quit drinkin' !! ", followed by "Hey, that was a woman's voice !?!". Hahaha ; )
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Johnny Depp or Tom Cruise??
Johnny Depp is a much better and talented actor.
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Do you like your girls insane?
Not really insane, but maybe a little on the wild side. ; )
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Have you ever kissed in the pouring rain?
Yes, but I liked it better in a warm shower. ; )
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what is the easiest way to get put in the penalty box?
Post copious amounts of spam, or call Rosie Snotpacker a bunch of dirty names. : )
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Why is that parents always seem to have a gravitational pull on your life even though you don't live with them anymore?
It's because control freaks don't like to give up and let go.
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Do you dislike your parents?
My parents were abusive assholes.
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Did your parents ever get you job?
No, I learned to assert myself and did well, despite the criticisms of my parents.
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AM or PM person?
PM, and it usually slips into the early AM.
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Is your sister a wrestler?
No, but you should see her box. : )
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Can you see a canal from your couch?
No, but I can see a couch from my canal. :P
You been skating on the Rideau this winter ?
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Why do certain AB members think TV comedies are childish? Every time I base a question on one I get called childish. Why?
Maybe you should stop asking questions that are based on "Spongebob Squarepants" ? : )
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Do you share some of the same interests as your parents?
No, we share no interests in common. I was raised by wolves, until I was old enough to run away.
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Are you smarter than your smartphone?
I'm smart enough that I don't need to pay for a smartphone.
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Should i fear being put in the penalty box? Do you? Is it dark in there? Will i be raped or beaten?
Yes it's very dark in there, if you want light you have to pay for it. If you want to be raped and beaten while you're there ... that will cost extra.
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My favorite R&B Artist (s) are _________________,,,
First of all I don't understand where or how the young punks have Hy-Jacked the title of R&B for that crap they call music. I come from an older generation, one where Rhythm & Blues artists were actually talented musicians. I have many favorites that fall into that category, but if I have to pick one fast, I'll pick one of the best .. B.B King and some of his friends.
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Why don't they make it Super Bowl Saturday? So this way everyone can have off the next day!
Hahahaha It's not bad enough that half the U.S. isn't going to show up on time for work.... Who would you expect to show up for church ?? : )
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Are you ready for that boom chicca chicca boom boom?
That very nice, but I think more along the lines of Boom-Chicka-Wah-Wah .... : )
Or ...
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Is the squirrel a part of the tree?
No, it's merely a tenant.
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Where did Mrs. C. go?
Good question Elizabeth. She's deleted all of her friends and changed her avatar. She left a brief explanation on her profile page.
http://www.answerbag.com/profile/640189/
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Do you believe that if you don't participate in my celebration for my 1st anniversary on AB, I will claw you to death?
Well in that case ... Congratulations are in order ...
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Making Popcorn once again tonight! What would you like on it?
Lately I've had a craving for some lightly salted, buttered popcorn. How does that sound ?
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Is the 8 ball neutral in 8 ball?
Yes. It is the final object ball for both players after they have sunk all the rest of their balls. If the eight ball is sunk off the break shot, the person breaking the rack wins the game providing the cue ball remains on the table. Otherwise if the eight ball is sunk by either player, prior to sinking the rest of their balls, that player loses the game.
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Name something you'll do in the day-time but never at night?
Look at the sun.
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How are your muffins?
My muffins are bran, they're good but don't eat too many ... or else. : )
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Is the "Leaderboard" display on the Home Page promoting point catching, silly questions? Feel free to "like" this one.
I'd have to say yes. I don't see any positive value to having it on the Home Page.
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Who will remain faithful till the end?
The dog.
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What would cause you to leave a place of business quickly?
I can think of a few good reasons, but I think FIRE would be the number one answer.
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How does your personal Balance Sheet and Cash Flow look in 2012?
It looks like I might have to move into a smaller cardboard box and switch from cheap whiskey to cheap wine.
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How tall are you without shoes on?
With, or without my hat ? : )
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Whats your favorite appetizer at a resturant.
Bloomin' Onion.
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When you were young did someone put a Bowl on your head when giving you a Haircut?
I don't know why I'm admitting this .. but yes, that would have been my grandmother cutting my hair.
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when was the last time that you received a birthday cake?long time ago?always?
The last one I got was 3 years ago. A friend of mine is a cake baker, she made a big motorcycle cake for me and decorated it to look like my bike.
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It's 5'o clock in the morning __________ .
You big silly .... it is not. Mickey's big hand is on the 12 and his little hand is on the 3 ... or maybe he's putting it back in his pocket. : )
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If you were thrown back in time of Cavemen, what can you do for your tribe?
I could invent the wheel and then teach other cavemen how to drive it. : )
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Do you have a friend?
Yes, sometimes it's good to have someone trustworthy you can pass the bottle to ... especially when you have to pee. : )
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In one word can you describe "Donald Trump" ?
Arrogant, egotistical, asshole.
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Do your relationships last more than a couple of months? Mine last a couple of hours.
Yeah, I know what you mean. I can't really afford to pay them for more than a couple of hours either. lol ; )
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What kind of things do you like to do solo?
Cook. I don't like people being under foot, in my kitchen, when I'm trying to cook.
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Weren't you disappointed in the ending of the movie "The Grey"? and why did he have to bust my mini liquer bottles?
Yes, I was disappointed. They build up to this final showdown between the black wolf and our hero .. then it's blacked out !!! WTF ?!? They should be reported for cruelty to mini liquor bottles, and I mean it !!
Anybody thinking to go see this movie ... should go drinking instead. You'll get much better value for your money.
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What is you favorite Ray Liotta movie?
I like a lot of his movies, but I think "Something Wild" from 1986 was a classic.
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Are Italian robots the only robots in the world with genitals?
No, I think "Bender" might have had a little something hidden away too. : )
Here's something else that you might get a laugh out of. I did. : )
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Guess who just got back today?
The wild eyed boys that have been away ...
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What is something that is funny if it happens to someone else, but not if it happens to you?
Ripping out the seat of one's pants.
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What is the best breed of show pigs ?
This is my favorite ... : )
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why cat sleep like this? I think this sleeping style is popular :D
I had a cat that would sleep like that too. I think they do it to block out the light.
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Would u like to go shopping in this golf cart? So COOL! http://www.youtube.com/v/Qrpq5A-KAoA Very enjoyable video!
Hahaha those ARE cool !! Which one are you buying ?
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I'm horny single in my room all alone what should or could I do? Btw I'm a guy
Get lost. This isn't a gay hook up site.
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Which celebrity scandel did you find the most"entertaining"?
It's a toss up between David Hasselhoff drunk, and eating a burger on the floor....
and Zsa Zsa Gabor bitch slapping a motorcycle cop ...
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Of the following options; Which do you prefer to watch/like best?
I didn't vote because I like them all. ; )
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Do you have weird neighbors?
Yeah, I've got one that's a real prize winner.
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Do you wish merchants would just lower their regular prices and just forget about almost all the sales they now have?
What a novel idea. (tongue in cheek)
I watched a program, the other night, about all the big box stores having poor sales all year and then making up for it on Black Friday, when they cut their prices. They said they would go out of business if it weren't for the holiday shopping.
Well I think you're exactly right. If they lowered their prices then people would spend their money all year long,...
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What would you not want to see in your vehicle?
This ...
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With what should you not try to bribe an officer?
Dirty pictures of his wife.
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Do you have a messy garage?
No, it doubles as my workshop so I keep everything in order. Now the storage shed, out back, is another matter. : )
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Smoothie or coffee?
Smoothie, I don't drink coffee very often.
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Are you in love with Dog the bounty hunter or his wife?
No, I can't watch that show.
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What illness or diseases have you ever had?
The usual childhood stuff, Chickenpox, Measles, Tonsillitis.
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She answered,"No, I dont do that!". What was the question?
Do you wash windows ?
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Why do I have to log in every time ? The site is in my favorites .
What browser are you using ?
On Firefox, ever since they started this sign in from Facebook link, I think there was only two times that I didn't have to log in. Otherwise it was every time, while others said it worked fine. Some said it was because of high security settings and cookies not being allowed. That wasn't necessarily true because I shut off all my security and enabled all cookies to...
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how do i get rid of migraines??
I tell her to go home. : )
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What is the meaning of midlife?
It's a person who delivers your ... oops sorry, I thought you said midwife.
Midlife is the halfway zone, in between the beginning and the end. Of course this is all theory because we're never really sure about when the end is going to come along.
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How does alcohol change you? Do you know?
It makes me very good looking. The more YOU drink ... the better looking I'm going to get. : )
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How do you react when someone give you the "finger"?
I calmly drive over them. : )
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Who did you hug lately?
My niece, she's a little cutie and likes to hug everybody.
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Handshake or fist bump or high five?
I'm the firm handshake kind of guy.
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Why do some people "answer" questions with questions.....to be annoying or because they don't have any answers?
What are you talking about ? What do you mean ? Who the hell would do that ? LOL !! : )
-Some people do it to inject a little humor.
-Some people do it because they want to high-jack your question into another direction.
-Some people honestly don't understand the question.
-Some people do it because they're thick in the head and they just want to be a pain in the ass.
If a person does it...
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did u ever go topless when u were very much drunk?
Oh yes, I love a good pool party.
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Does any girls Trade pics or dirty cam? Or is that just female dancers?
Get lost, this isn't a hook up site.
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Do desk jobs really make you fat?
No. It's all the Twinkies you eat at your desk , not the job. : )
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Will you invite a cold hobo for some firewater?
Well of course. Fire only keeps us warm on the outside, but Firewater warms us up from the inside. : )
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Manbags are getting popular now in some circles, not necessarity the gays. Will you ever use one?
NO PHUCK'n WAY !!!
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What is it that makes you wanna get REALLY WILD (in a fun way)?
Yes, I was born to be wild. That's just how I roll and there ain't no changin' it now. ; )
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Do you want to see me singing?
No, we already have ...
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Have you seen a real actual UH-1 Helicopter before?
Yes. For the benefit of those too young to know this, the Bell Huey UH-1 was extensively used through out the war in Vietnam.
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What do you do when you see a child throwing a huge fit in a store or resturaunt?
First, I load the gun .... ; )
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What do you think of this trend of askers answering their own question to bring it back on the first page? Seeing a lot of it lately.
It's called point farming and, in my opinion, very tacky to say the least. In the old AB it was frowned on and they would have been called out for it. Today AB is populated by a very different crowd and the point whores shamelessly make it quite obvious.
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Have you ever met anyone with "a strange pet" what was it?
I've known many people who had all sorts of exotic pets, everything from piranhas to bears. Some of those people I considered more strange than their pets. One such person insisted on carrying his tarantula in his shirt pocket when he went out for a couple of beers. He would take it out and let it walk around, through the beer bottles, then put it back in his pocket. He thought it would be...
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What needs to be reinforced?
The stool ...
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Do you take your donkey on road trips? Where?
No, hell no !! He makes a mess in the truck and wants to stop for a pee every fifteen minutes. : )
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Do you ever wonder who's searching for you?
That's one of the reasons I don't do Facebook. : )
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Did you put your foot in your mouth today?
No, I've been home alone. Otherwise it might have been a problem. ; )
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What gathers dust?
My motorcycle, for now. That will change in a few months.
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What if there is no internet connection in heaven- but there is in hell?
Well at least I'll still be able to make wisecracks on AB. ; )
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Did Moses predict the popularity of tablets?
In relation to your other question, I actually think we do have to give Steve Jobs credit for this one. : )
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Should Mo ses get credit for inventing the tablets?
I've never thought about it that way before, but I guess Mo ses did predate Steve Jobs. : )
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Is anyone else disturbed by the fact that this site has a section for pedophiles and other nefarious things?
You aren't alone, I for one agree with you. Like you said, adult content is one thing, but there's some real disgusting, sick minded perverts that go way beyond adult content. It makes me even angrier when they flaunt their perversions on the main question page, as if their behavior is normal and acceptable. Then after they're flagged for removal ... it will probably take a day to get rid of...
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Do you wear designer labels?
I think so. My bib coveralls have a label that says "Big Smith, since 1916". Does that count ? LOL : )
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Any gay guys want to havesome fun? Add me and message me. ;).
Get lost, this isn't a gay hookup site.
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headach for 2weeks and constapated
Squeeze your head until you shit, then the headache should go away too.
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Chicken nachos! Have you ever eaten them? If so did you like them?
I've tried them a few times. I didn't really care for them.
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Do you have friends that you now want to unfriend?
I can think of one trouble maker who always drinks too much, insults the women and then picks fights with the biggest guys in the bar. I've gotten more than a little tired of his antics.
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Did you ever have a dishwasher so powerful, that it destroyed your paper plates?
No I can't afford a fancy dishwasher. I take my paper plates down to the river and beat them on the same rocks that I do my laundry on. : )
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Why don't people who continually post "am I pregnant" questions just take a test already?!
Yes well that's the twenty four thousand dollar question. The five cent answer is ... because they aren't very bright.
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Could humans be reincarnated opossums?
Maybe. : )
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You all get that :D is sarcasm, right? :D
No, I didn't get the memo. Could you please send it to my inbox. :P
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Who watches your backside?
I have rear view mirrors for that. : )
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Why are there so many dead spiders and ants in your bathroom?
I had to put them somewhere, the hall closet was already full. : )
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Will via gra keep me from falling off the bed?
No but it will mean that you'll be taking the bed clothes, curtains, drapes, lampshade and anything else in your path, with you to the floor.
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Why do some people like being miserable?
I think it stems from constipation. We see a lot of it here on AB. ; )
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Answerbag etiquette: At which "rank" level are we supposed to stop asking questions?
I don't think we're supposed to stop, but it gets discouraging when we take the time to ask a good question and only a core group of a few friends respond.
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If you had to be allergic to one thing, what would it be?
I'm allergic to seafood.
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Have you taken Answerbag less seriously than the year before?
Yes, absolutely. I don't spend anywhere near the time here that I used to.
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Out with it. Do you have your personal famous battle-cry?
Just remember, you asked for it ...
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Girls, how do you stop erection in a man? This is a serious question. PLS haha
Tell him to picture his grandparents having sex. Woody will fall down the second that image enters his brain.
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Since no one has posted it R.I.P to Etta James,one of the best blues singers of all times.
Today we lost one of the world's greatest blues singers. I have been a huge fan of Etta James for as long as I can remember. May she rest in peace.
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What would be a terrible opening line in a book?
"Now that I have your attention, I want to thank Bobby-Joe for all her encouragement and her wonderful moist pie."
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Is the "New Normal" for A-B, a lot of silly Qs, some nonsensical ones and a few decent questions?
That is definitely the current trend. Mostly trash, a few funny ones and a couple of good questions that actually provoke thought.
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Is it possible to make chocolate chip cookies using olive oil instead of butter?
I've never tried it myself, but I've read somewhere that it can be done. I don't recall seeing a conversion table so I don't know how much oil you'd use in place of butter. Here's a recipe that calls for olive oil.
Olive Oil Chocolate Chip Cookies
MAKES 4 TO 5 DOZEN (Hahaha! I got 2 dozen)
2 1/4 cup flour
1 teaspoon salt
1 teaspoon baking soda
2 eggs
1/4 cup extra virgin olive oil
3/4 cup...
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Do you like Real life comedians or comedians who Fantasize about life to make you laugh?
I like funny comedians. I don't care who or what they pick on just so long as there's an ounce of truth put across in a funny way, and it makes me laugh.
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Should Marcos Baghdatis who is in the Aussie Open tennis match take Anger management classes after smashing 4 tennis rackets during a game?
It sounds like it.
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If you were sort-a-like Batman, what Bat Signal would 'start you up' at any hour?
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What can go wrong (not again??!), when You take a shower?
Maintenance workers turn off your water so they can work on the line somewhere down the road.
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What's the best drink out there today?
Beer.
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What should a member of the clergy not do?
Sexually abuse children.
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How often do you shave in the shower?
I always shave in the shower. I get a better shave in the hot shower.
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Have you ever dressed yourself in the car?
Yes. It's amazing how fast a young couple can put their clothes back on when there's a policeman tapping his flashlight on the steamed up door glass. : )
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Do you support the anti SOPA blackout?
Yes I do, they're doing it to wake people up to what the internet would look like if the bills were passed. SOPA and PIPA would put control and censorship in the wrong hands and cripple the internet.
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Hot dogs or smokes sausages?
Smokies get my vote.
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What distracts you from doing your/a job?
Walk by me with no blouse on and I can guarantee you'll have my full attention. ; )
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Is this link useful to you?
http://lifehacker.com/5860205/all-about-sopa-the-bill-thats-going-to-cripple-your-internet
I sure hope cooler heads will prevail and not pass those bills. Those are vaguely worded bills that would give Hollywood way too much control over the internet, not just in the USA but worldwide. PIPA ans SOPA must be stopped.
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What's the most important decision you've made while in the shower?
How far to turn on the hot water tap.
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What should I do my speech on ? It can be anything in the whole world ! O.o
Write about something that's been in the headlines of the news. Something that everybody listening to your speech can relate to. For example - World events. Iran building nuclear weapons. Bringing home the troops. Some catastrophe and how it could have been averted.
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What's a good career for someone who is lazy and has no ambition?
Parking lot attendant.
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What is something you never want to see in your bathroom?
Sleeping Beauty on the broken throne. : )
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Have you checked to make sure your shoes are on the right feet?
I don't have to check. Nobody else wants to wear them. : )
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What list is your name on the top of?
Chief, cook and bottle washer.
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Whats that vibrating noise????
You have to start hiding your goodies somewhere else. It must be my toothbrush ... because I just brushed my teeth with your toy by mistake.
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Has anyone asked you how your day was today?
Two people. Thank you for asking. : )
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How many chances have you taken thus far?
I can't count that high. Maybe I should stop pushing my luck. ; )
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What is the last cook book you bought? (culinary)
I have quite a good collection, most of them were given to me. But the last recipe book that I actually bought, was back in the mid 80's, called "Fondues From Around The World". Written by Eva and Ulrich Klever. I don't recall what I paid for it, but if you're into fondue this little gem is a treasure chest of information. To me it's worth it's weight in gold.
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Are you a traditionalist? What do think of traditions? Are they worth upholding?
There are traditions and then there are traditions. I don't think we can lump all traditions into one pile. Some are very traditional and worth upholding, while some others have become silly over time and have lost their traditional value. I guess it's a personal thing as to just what traditions people want to uphold or let go of. Am I a traditional guy ? In some ways yes, and in some ways no....
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Would you agree that cigarettes are over priced?
Nope. If they raised the price by 3 or 4 times higher, the tax collected would make a good start at providing free heath care for non smokers who have had to inhale second hand smoke.
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Should Scotland leave the UK?
To what end ? I don't see any benefits to a separation.
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Please explain to me: Why do people put an empty ice cube tray back in the freezer??
Laziness. Some people are just too damn lazy and couldn't be bothered, knowing full well that the next person will be annoyed, inconvenienced, and will probably refill the tray for them.
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What would not be part of a relaxing Sunday?
Hosting a birthday party for 20 shrieking brats, who are destroying your house.
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Is the internet sleeping today? very quiet!
Well I can tell you that I certainly slept in today and it feels like a good Sunday to just be lazy all day. : )
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In evolutionary terms, why do human beings like music and dancing?
.. It brings out the monkey in us. : )
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How long or how many generations does it take for immigrants to lose their old culture and adopt the host country's culture?
I don't think it happens so much for the actual immigrants. It starts with their young children as they go to school and enter into society. The biggest transformation can be seen in the generation of the grandchildren, a lot of the language and old traditions will be gone.
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What is the most humane method of putting a terminally ill fish out of its misery.
Drop it in the toilet, put the lid down, and flush. At least the little woman will be happy that the seat is down. : )
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What's the difference between an education and an edumacation?
The difference is in whether you have one or not. : )
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Husband had sex w/ 2 sister, he was 20 / 21 & they were 15 / 16. Was long time ago but it seams disgusting 2 me. How do u feel about it?
After looking at the rest of your questions ... I don't believe you. You are a troll.
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Help im addicted to AB! is there a cure for this addiction? do i need one?
Yes, but it involves certain body parts, a heavy duty battery, and booster cables. You know .. the ones with those big nasty alligator clamps. lol : )
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Can we go back in time and prevent Randy's parents from meeting?? Please only nice people answer.
LOL , You make some sandwiches for the trip and I'll warm up the time machine. : )
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Is there a movie you could watch over and over again?
I know this is going to sound silly ... the Shrek movies and the Blues Brothers.
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Are you a Jason Statham fan?
Yes, I like all his movies.
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What's the hardest day/night of partying you've ever done? What's your recollection? Details!
It was a Ukrainian wedding. It lasted 3 days ... and the rest is a little fuzzy. : )
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How good are you at using chopsticks?
Not very good. I'm afraid that if I had to only use chopsticks ... I'd lose weight. : )
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The most important part of a sandwich is ________.
... In the eatin'. : )
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Are you loved unconditionally?
Not since my last dog died.
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I have a date with a super good looking blonde girl tonight. Any advice?
Don't bother trying to pay her by cheque, or credit card. It's a cash only type of business.
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What would you do if you were in a public restroom stall and a communist reached under the divider and grabbed your ankle?
I'd piss on their arm.
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Why do some people insist on carrying on arguing with me after I have already told them I do not wish to continue the discussion?
... It's because some pouple are PoopHeads, and they know they're getting under your skin. The best thing to do, when someone is trolling you, is to not respond. Otherwise you're feeding the troll and they won't go away.
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If a guy you didn't like was hiding from a swarm of bees, would you point to his hiding place hoping the bees would find him?
Oh that's just nasty, but ... yes of course I would. Hahahahaha : )
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Are you famous?
No I'm infamous. They know my story, but I'm grateful that they don't know my name.
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I'm from Australia and planning to travel around September. Should I travel to America or Europe?
Go through Europe first, then go back through Canada. You won't be disappointed.
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Do you think it's cowardly to send other AB users hate mail and then block them so they can't answer back? I think it is.
Personally I don't see the point of sending hate mail in the first place, it's very immature and reflects the quality of the sender. To answer your question, I do think it cowardly to not let the receiver respond. It would be the equivalent of punching someone in the face while their hands are tied behind their back. Only a coward would feel good about doing that.
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What hurts more? Losing by one, or getting blown out?
Getting blown out is worse. If I lose by one, then it was a close and even game and I'm satisfied. If I lose by eight, I'm embarrassed and I need to work on my game.
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How to speak like I live in the desert?
Try putting sand in your mouth, before you speak.
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Do you live in a quiet neighborhood?
Yes, for the most part. There's almost no crime, we all have shotguns. : )
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Is it legal or illegal to keep a gun to use in self defence? I thought it was illegal but from what I see a few people on AB do it.
As far as I know, in the UK where you live, it is illegal, but there might be some permitted exceptions. Laws regarding firearms vary from country to country. The great majority of AB'ers are from the USA, where in many states it is legal, but there are requirements that vary from state to state.
Don't assume that things are the same all over the world, because they're not. Laws and customs...
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Have you ever felt guilty for killing an insect?
Yes, once, for a nanosecond. I took another mouthful of beer and the feeling went away. : )
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What colour is orange juice?
A day without it, is like a day without sunshine. : )
Mine looks like this ...
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If someone moves something out of place in your home, do you call that person Dave?
No, I call that person "Lil' Bugger", she likes to move things around to see how long it will take me to notice. She especially enjoys turning all the bottles on my spice rack, so the labels are hidden.
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What is your hoover's name?
I have two. The house vacuum is named "Little Red", because of it's colour. The shop-vac is named "R2-D2", because of a striking resemblance to a certain Star Wars character. : )
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Is it more polite to wipe your fingers on a sanitary napkin? or an unsanitary one?
I'm not sure where you're going with this ... but don't forget to wipe your mouth too. lol
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Heavy or lite?
I voted heavy because I don't like the taste of lite beer.
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Does anyone know what the saying: "Built like a brick outhouse" means?
In North America it generally means very well built. Above average good figure.
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Do you have any relatives or friends who tell the same stories over and over again?
Yes, I have one particularly old family member who insists on repeating the same stories every time we gather. It wouldn't be so bad but she forgets half of everything and makes stuff up to fill in the blanks. The trouble is that I was there and remember the truth, when I've tried to correct her she'd get angry and says that I don't know what I'm talking about. It's hurtful but I deal with it....
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How is making people show their picture ID in order to vote, discriminatory?
In my opinion, it's not. It has nothing to do with discrimination, it is to eliminate voter fraud. If you can't prove who you are with picture ID, how else are election workers supposed to verify who you are ? Anybody can walk around with stolen utility bills and claim that they're theirs, but they can't change their face to match stolen photo ID.
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T600 JAKE BRAKE WIRING DIAGRAM, WHERE CAN I FIND ONE?
Try your Kenworth dealer's service manager. They are usually pretty helpful with photocopying diagrams from big manuals that you can't afford.
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Did you ever broke a bone? which one?
Yes. Ribs, leg, and ankle. None of it was fun.
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Besides feeling it, how can you tell when it's cold?
When you can see your breath ... it's cold out.
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what do you own that is both black and white?
My kitchen stove and white wall tires.
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What should everyone try at least once in their life? (keep it clean please .. :)
Parasailing.
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Did you marry early? I once did, it was 6 AM.
No, but I married too young.
How on earth did you sober up enough to get married at 6 AM ? There wasn't a fellow with a big shot gun , was there ?? : )
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What do you have two of?
Considering that this is under the category of "motorcycles" , I'll say ... two wheels. One in front and a slightly larger one in the back.
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could u live without any mobil,ipot,iphone, ipad or other stuff close to it? or were u lost?
I don't have any of those things and I get by quite well.
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Who makes the engine that powers the John Deere 520 snowblower?
I believe those were powered by TECUMSEH ENGINES. I think that 520 model was made by Ariens or Simplicity. That might help you find parts if you need any for the blower itself.
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my penis is around 7 in long and measuring around is around 5 1/5 in. how does that compare? small, medium, large?
Go ask your mother.
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How do you do a burn out?
About like this ...
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Some sites now REQUIRE Facebook-only logins. Are these orgs ruining the open internet for us or for themselves?
They're ruining it for themselves if they want my traffic. I won't be joining Facebook for any reason, let alone to gain access to another website.
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Have you ever found a clown in your bed ?
Thankfully not.
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How many volcano's do you own?
Why, how many do you want to buy ?
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_____________ is a Weapon of Mass Distraction.
Rosie O'Donnell.
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Who fired the shots that killed bin Laden?
Wasn't it Lee Harvey Oswald ? : )
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If Charles De Gaulle COULD run for U.S. President, would you vote for him?
,
Are you out of your phucking mind ??? He shouldn't even have been president of France. : )
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Are you attracted to ODD questions
Maybe.
Well maybe a little.
Oh alright .. yes I am, damn it ! Especially when they're in the "Toy Collecting" category. : )
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help on farts? XD
You just let it go, then give somebody close to you a really dirty look, behind their back. Everybody else will think it was that person. This works equally well in buses and crowded elevators. : )
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can i interest anybody in a Southern Comfort and coke ? I have a whole bottle
That's very nice of you and thank you for the gracious offer, but that's a little too sweet for me. I'll stick with my Tequila and beer. Cheers. : )
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Semi gross question ahead: is it normal to spit up a little mucus and blood when you have a cold? Thanks
If you have a chest cold, mucus - yes, blood - no. Get to the doctor, and take a sample with you.
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Tips for painting a model
Get her to stand still. : )
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What is the first thing that comes to mind when you hear the word "Canada"?
Clean water, beautiful women, excellent beer, and hockey. : )
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After 2011's grocery price surge, is cooking at home still a bargain?
It certainly isn't the bargain that it used to be. I find myself looking at the sales flyers before going to the supermarket, in hopes of stretching a dollar. Locally, I almost never eat in the restaurants, it's just too expensive. I live in a small college town, where the business owners keep prices high expecting rich and lazy students to pay their prices. About the only time I dine out is...
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____________ is the best motivator.
Girls & Guns ...
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I received one. Does anybody send Christmas cards anymore?
I received two. The same two people have been faithfully sending me cards for years, and on Christmas morning I faithfully phone to thank them. I like getting their cards, but I like hearing their voices more. I'll miss them when they're gone.
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Do you share political views with your parents?
No.
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if life is weather. your life is sunny?windy?rainy? :D
A little bit of everything, but mostly sunny. : )
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What is something that is named after or associated with a city, region or country?
Montreal Smoked Meat.
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so , i got drunk last night .. think the wife will be mad ? ..see pic in answers .
That puts new meaning to "a dozen donuts". LOL
You might want to crack a window open for a while, before the little lady gets home. Otherwise I can't see why she'd be upset. (rolls eyes)
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What is a food that most people hate, but you like?
Pickled cheese.
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Will learning to type letters on a keyboard benefit me in anyway?
Yes, considering that most businesses use very little in the way of hand written documents anymore, and have gone to widespread use of computers.
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The kind of cheese you like the most?
I like a lot of cheeses, but I probably eat more Swiss than anything else.
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Who sucked all of the life out of this site?
Who knows, apparently you weren't here to support the "life" ... so who are you to ask ???
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Where are the gun control nuts who think that this girl could have been saved by having stricter gun control laws?
Good for her. It's nice to see the bad guys get what they deserve for a change.
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Who is the youngest AB member with a good reputation?
My buddy and all around great guy, Trident, gets my vote.
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Are you a hypercondriac? scale of 1=10 (10= very much so)
No. Minus 5
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Do aliens eat noodles?
What else do they eat?
Burritos and Chimichangas.
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What is worst tv show you have ever seen?
The Maury Povich show.
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Who would you like to hit in the face with a cream pie?
The Tax Man.
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Did you change underwear today?
Yes I did, 2 weeks was long enough. : )
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Has anyone seen my bo obs??
No. If they were on "Dancing With The Stars", I missed it. Did they win ? : )
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When was the last time you had beans on toast?
The last time was only about a week ago. I like it for breakfast with a couple of fried eggs.
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Have you gained weight over the festive holidays: if so how many kg?
Maybe, but I'm not getting on the scale to find out. : P
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Am I Scratching your back in the right place? higher? lower.:-)
Maybe just a bit lower ... but that's not my back. : )
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Why didn't nature put bo obs in the back instead? Dancing would have been more fun.
I think that mother nature being female might have had something to do with it. But, you're right slow dancing would have been more fun. : )
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Why do all movie vampires know martial arts?
I think it's the next course after flight training, at vampire school. : )
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What do you call those things?
Thing-a-ma-bobs. : )
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I have a __________ and I'm not afraid to use it!
..... tooth .....
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Is Taboo a pretty name for a girl or a boy?
Maybe if you live in the rain forest ... and they wonder why kids suffer from depression before they even start school. : )
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In three words or less:-) describe The "perfect date" ?
Nice tat tats. : )
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what color are your wellingtons?
You had to ask, eh ?? : )
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Do you want to lose your mind?
You can't lose something that's already gone. : )
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why does it smell different outside after it rains?
It's because you can smell the Ozone.
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Do you have a secret hiding place?
If I told you then it wouldn't be a secret. Would it ?
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If it was legal and not against your religion,would you prefer to die with dignity...assisted suicide?
Regardless of religion or legality, yes I would prefer it to being kept alive in a disabled vegetative state.
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I've been seeing spiders from lack of sleep. could i be hallucinating them due to lack of sleep?
Yes, extended sleep deprivation will lead to hallucinations.
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Would you expose a cheater on a cheaters website ? yes/no? why?
I wouldn't even waste my time looking at such a website. It sounds trashy to me.
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What specific product have you been buying for as long as you can remember?
The first product that I can think of, which everyone will recognize, is ARM & HAMMER® baking soda. It's been around for something like a hundred and fifty years.
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What is an easy password to remember?
Your favorite food, or cocktail.
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Burglar tools, check. Ski mask and gloves, check. GPS, check. Anything worth stealing from your house?
No, not really anything new here at my house. Now on the other hand ... I saw my neighbor's wife packing in some nice new power tools before Christmas. I'm guessing she has a few projects for him.
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My question about internet censorship happened to vanish here on
Answerbag last night. Is that ironic?
Very. Cross your fingers and maybe this one will stick around.
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When someone makes a movie out of a book you enjoyed, do you generally like the movie or hate it?
It depends on the story and how bad the filmmaker screwed it up. Some movies are good, but they tend to leave out a lot of important detail. The ones that really suck, usually change the story and put in a bunch of crap to add sensationalism, in hopes of drawing bigger crowds to the box office.
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Has your mug been shot?
Yes, but that story came from a long time ago. ; )
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Do you have a raspy morning voice when you first wake up?
No, (Croak) I don't (Croak) think so.
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What are the signs that you had too much to drink at you bosses' CHristmas party?
When it gets posted on YouTube. : )
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6'2", 180 lbs. Have you lied about your height and or weight?
No, I can honestly say that I don't recall ever lying about my height or weight. Mind you, there was one time a cop told me to stand up straight while he was trying to take my mug shot. I was a little drunk and having trouble standing up, I'm pretty sure he just wanted my correct height to appear in the photo. : )
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Do you buy furniture for comfort or looks?
Comfort is the first priority, looks is the second.
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what color would you NEVER buy a car in?
This pretty much covers it. The person that painted this car ... should be shot and pissed on.
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Did you ever have a front tooth fall out right before an important meeting? If so were you embarrassed because of your Slurred speech?
I've had a lot of strange and embarrassing experiences, but fortunately that's not one of them. : )
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Are you old enough to know better and young enough to do it all?
I like to think so. ; )
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Death is ......
.. the last thing you're going to experience in this life.
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What's a really bad way to impress your boss?
Ask him if he has any dirty pictures of his wife.
When he says "NO!!!" ... ask him if he'd like to buy some.
It works every time. : )
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How did you earn your first dollar (or other currency)?
I hauled heavy garbage cans down three flights of stairs for old folks on garbage day. It paid a whooping 25 cents per can and the freakin' things weighed twice as much as I did. If I spilled one I had to clean it up and I didn't get paid for that can. And today kids whine about Mom not giving them an iphone ?? Scheesh !!
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What do you struggle with?
Getting the tight fitting lid back on the big plastic juice jug.
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Describe your spouse in one word?
Divorced. I can also think of a few other choice words, but divorced will do for now.
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Why is a question asked on Dec 31, 2011 merged with a question asked on Jan 1, 2012 ? Shouldn't the later Q be merged with the earlier Q ?
Excellent question !!! Good spotting it.
Way to go moderators.
If that's the best they can do ... they should leave the moderation to people who know what they are doing !!
We should also be able to flag duplicate Professionally Researched questions.
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Your showing to much cleavage when___________________?
Go on, there's no such thing as showing too much cleavage !! : )
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how old are u ?
I'm only 10, do I win a prize ?
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What's a fact of life?
The longer you live, the more it's gonna cost you.
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I guess I'm looking for some naughty girls on skype out there, I'm 15, and not afraid to show, long as your not. I'm single as well.
Take a hike little boy, this isn't a hook-up site.
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My Mom not buy me an iPhone. What should I do?
First of all, call her an old bitch. Then stomp your feet, pinch your nose and hold your breath until your eyes cross and you turn purple. Let us know tomorrow how that worked out for you.
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Did Neandertals believe at "love at first sight'?
I know a few Neanderthals. I'll have to ask them and get back to you later. : )
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Was it always love at first sight with the Cavemen?
That would explain a few things. Wouldn't it ? LOL : )
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Would you like to suggest a new alphabet?
I don't think so, we already have too many people who don't know how to use the ones we already have.
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Truck drivers need some advice. Thinking about buying a semi truck, but don't have much experience, but I don't want to go OTR.
The best advice I can offer you is to save your money and don't buy a truck. Get a job working as a company driver instead, at least you'll earn a paycheck instead of showing a loss at the end of the month. If you don't already have a lot of experience in the business, and don't already have a lot of good contacts .. I guarantee you will lose your shirt in a short time. The bottom line is that...
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Can I interest you in some magic beans?
Sure, can I have them on some magic toast, with a couple of eggs on the side ? : )
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Why did Google flood the Earth?
.. Because it could.
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What food/s do you like to put gravy on?
Meat and potatoes.
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Men: Angelina Jolie or Jennifer aniston..which one would you kick out of bed? One has to go!
Hey !! It's my bed, and my rules ... so they're both staying. Pinch me quick ... I think I've died and gone to heaven. : )
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Did you watch the Twilight Zone marathon today?
Hahaha, it was on here yesterday and I got to catch a few of the episodes, but I missed the one you're talking about. I remember it well though, I got a kick out of the gremlin on the wing.
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Do you know when to stop drinking?
When it starts leaking out of my ears. : )
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How funny is THIS?
http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/video/2011/dec/28/palestinian-police-bethlehem-church-scuffles-clerics-video
Hahahaha Priceless !! Those guys sure know how to spice up a Christmas celebration. It's definitely a departure from what one might expect .. from religious men with brooms !! : )
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Can you post a picture of the hottest thing you've ever seen?
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How long do ex-AB users stay on the points leaderboard after they have left AB?
So long as their accounts haven't been nuked ... they will remain on the leaderboard forever.
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Why does Sally sell seashells by the seashore?
... Because she had heard that was the way Trump got restarted after his lemon-aid stand went bust.
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What are some things that a person can roll?
- A car, by losing control at high speed.
- Firemen roll their hoses. (stop giggling .. it's true :)
- Bowlers roll their balls. (you're giggling again .. aren't you !?)
- This last week, my friend's young boy showed me how well he could pick his nose and "roll" his boogers. The funny thing is .. that I didn't even have to prompt him, he came up with the idea all by himself. : )
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What are somethings that can be passed?
- Just about anything that would be served at your dinner table.
- Slow moving vehicles.
- Slow moving shoppers at the supermarket.
- Internal gasses (from either end). : )
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Do you dislike or like gambling?
I'm not a gambler. I might put a dollar or two in a slot machine, or buy the odd lottery ticket, but that's about it.
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Would you follow me into the basement?
Why certainly. Oh .. I see you have your own rope, knives and duct tape, I guess I can leave mine at home. : )
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If Charles Darwin were alive today, would you give him a popsicle?
Sure, I just happen to have a few in the freezer. You want one too ?
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Which Artists music most inspires you?
BB.King and Eric Clapton.
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what things create a bubble?
Soap plus air pressure makes bubbles.
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What do you think about while you are driving?
I pay attention to what is going on all around me. It's the best way to avoid costly accidents. It's just amazing what I've seen people doing behind the wheel, while they are not paying attention and thinking of other things.
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No snow day in December in Reno this year. Global warming, weather change, thoughts?
I'm sure I'll get yelled at by the "ski crowd" for this but ... it sounds like damn good luck to me. : )
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what you will going to do on 2012?
If you mean on New Years Eve ... I've got a fridge full of beer, a bunch of lemons and a big bottle of Tequila. Anybody who want's to join me is welcome, just don't plan on driving home until the next day. : )
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Do you avoid ABer's with "loony" at the end of their names for fear that it may be catchy? hehe
No, it's the ones that use it as a prefix to their names that scare me. : )
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Are the answers you give actually helpful?
Some are, the rest are just sarcastic. : )
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In three words or less:-) Describe the perfect Dinner?
- A taste treat.
- Done to perfection.
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What is something you consider "grotesque"?
Kissing your grandmother ... and she slips you the tongue. Eeewwwwww !!!
Visiting your aunt at the retirement home ... and you walk in on an orgy. The sight of all those wrinkled bodies "mashing it up" is enough to make anybody puke. : )
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For $ One MILLION dollars would you sleep( have s--) with Donald trump?
Nope, but I'd get his wife knocked up for half the money. Oh hell, who am I kidding ?? I'd do it for 10 bucks. LOL : )
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Do you have a member of your family with a mouth so big a truck can drive through it?
Actually, I have several. I managed to avoid them a Christmas. With a little luck, I might not see them on New Years Day too.
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Have you ever eaten wild Barefoot?
I don't kiss and tell ... and just how did you know her name ?!? : )
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Do you think it's possible that N Korean's were paid to fake mourning for their deceased leader?
It is almost impossible for outsiders to visit North Korea. For those who are granted permission, they are chaperoned 100% of the time and told exactly where they may go and exactly what they may take pictures of. It's a communist state. So I'm going to agree with everybody else and say ... they weren't paid, but would have been beaten and tortured had they not shed a tear. : (
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When do you take your Xmas tree down?
The day after New Years Day. I just pull out the big stuffed chair from it's corner in the living room, then I unplug and put my little tree (decorations, lights and all) into the corner and shove the chair back. That way it's ready to go next Christmas.
What ?!? ... What did you expect ?? I'm a bachelor. : )
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how do i know what kind of predator pool cue ive got
If you're sure you've got a Predator go to their website and look at what they've got and compare yours. Just Google "predator pool cues". Otherwise look around at the websites of the bigger pool cue dealers, most of them carry a very wide range and you should be able to identify your cue.
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What was your greatest achievement in 2011?
Making it to 2012, in one piece. ; )
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What is a female hobo called?
A tramp. : )
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what ,are you waiting for?
Nothing .. I'm going to bed.
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I have not been here for quite some time but if you still remember me - how about helping me celebrate my B Day - what are you bringing? ;)
Happy Birthday Tim !!!!
You're right .. I haven't seen you around for a while. I hope life is good.
I'm bringing lots of beer, and dancing girls ... how does that sound ?
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Recipe for hobo soup. First, steal the chicken. Then add _________ .
.. your favorite soup stone. Just don't forget to take it back out when the soup is ready, and save it for the next batch. ; )
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What is the most spontaneous thing we could do right now?
Ask and answer questions.
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What's the last thing you rubbed?
A frying pan. It had some stuff stuck to it, when I washed the dishes a little while ago.
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What gift did you get this Christmas that you will treasure the most?
A wooden box to keep all my little treasures in. It looks like a leather bound hardcover book, and the top cover has an exquisite profile carving of one of my old and favorite motorcycles.
I'm not sure what this says about me .. but I love it, and I will treasure it for the rest of my days.
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Do you like to Shop? On a scale of 1-10 ( 10= shopaholic) ?
On a scale of 1 to 10 ..... minus 5.
I can think of a lot of other things that I'd rather do than go shopping, especially around any holiday period.
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On average how mant times per month do you eat red meat( if at all) ?
As many times as I can afford. Probably between 8 or 12 times a month.
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If you were going to troll future archeologists, what would you do?
I'd build a ladder that reaches up to the very edge of space. At the end of my ladder .. I'd attach, by a 3 foot length of string, a large magnifying glass.
That should keep them scratching their heads for a while. : )
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How can I get to Narnia from Manhattan?
Go south inside the wardrobe, past the long coats. You can't miss it. : )
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What's the name of the last bird you heard chirping or squawking?
My name, for the last bird I heard, is F'n-asshole bird. I woke up, very early this morning, to the squawking of an F'n-asshole crow ... right outside my bedroom window.
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Fovorite dip?
A half a package of dry onion soup, with a healthy deposit of garlic powder added to a cup of sour cream, mix it well and chill overnight or at least 4 hours. You've now got a dip that's going to win you points with your friends.
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How can I dodge an unwanted hug without offending the person?
Pretend to faint and yell " I need air !! ", or fall down. If you're going to try the "collapse" method .. it's best to fall into a stuffed chair or something padded. : )
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Truthfully, isn't it better to receive than to give?
Only if you're shallow.
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Did an hypocrite coin the term "It is better to give than to receive"?
I don't think the term was coined by a hypocrite ... but I think a lot of hypocrites use the term.
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Are you a thinking gift giver or a random gift giver?
I am a thoughtful gift giver. I would rather give something that will be used and appreciated versus something that will be discarded or hidden away and never to be used.
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What's your vice?
Motorcycles and beer.
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What amazes you?
The way you women can take your bra off without taking off your shirt.
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Does the truth hurt?
Only when you're caught with your pants down.
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Describe your hair in one word.
Salt-n'-pepper. That's kindda one word, isn't it ?
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Does pressure speed you up or slow you down?
It all depends on where you are applying that pressure. ; )
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Men: how much do you think a womans bra costs?
I'm told that Victoria's Secret is having a 50% off sale right now. So a bra that would normally sell for around $50. is marked down to around $25. Get them while their hot girls. : )
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Can I wish all my friends here at AB a very merry christmas and a happy and safe new year? Yeah :-)
It's nice to see you back, Merry Christmas. : )
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Is the term "son of a gun" swearing?
I don't honestly believe it's swearing. In fact I would tend to agree with "'Chengdu's" answer. There's nothing like coming into this world with a "bang " !! : )
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Is it OK for men to shed tears?
Yes, privately. Just don't get caught eating Quiche !! : )
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Does it seem to you that children mature at a slower rate then back in the 'olden days'?
Yes, it seems to me that you're right. Kids today are demanding, lazy, and lack responsibility. The source of the problem is the parents, who give in to everything and look at their children through rose colored glasses.
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If you ran into Santa would you put a good word in for someone Special?
Sure. Ya want a pony ? : )
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Is an orange (fruit) called an orange because it is orange in colour? Or is it the other way around?
Yes. : )
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Are there annoying members on this site?
Oh yeah, you better believe it.
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What would not make a good Christmas present?
An unused, two year old calendar.
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Would you try spicy eggs?
I always put a sprinkle of spices on my fried eggs, just as soon as the eggs go into the pan.
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Give me a word that has 2 L's in it. :)
Chill.
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What "gets your goat"?
Nice try, Mr Smartie-pants. I know better than to give you ammo. lol : )
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If you could fix one broken item that gave you strength and added something positive to your life what would it be?
My bank account !! : )
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Do you celebrate Xmas?
I celebrate everything I can !! : )
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Were you a juvenile delinquent?
I don't think I like the tone of your question. I'll have you know that I was a regular little angel, who never told lies ... much. : )
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Whats an occupation a Trained Monkey could do?
IT technician for AB.
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Jobs a dog can do. Name one?
Security Guard.
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Jobs a cat can do. Name one?
Rodent Control Officer.
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Jobs a homeless person can do. Name one?
Park bench inspector.
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Jobs an unemployed person can do. Name one?
Prostitute.
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what is you shouldn't do on your christmas day?
Get drunk early and set fire to, or knock over your Christmas tree.
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2012 is the year of great flood. What are your plans for next year?
My plans for next year .... Sailing.
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Should the Star-Spangled Banner be replaced with this?
Hahahahaha Too funny !!
I could just picture this being sung before the hockey game. lol
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With whom would you prefer not to spend the holidays?
The crew down in cell block number nine. ; )
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Oh my goodness, A big tall drink O' Water! How much for a large cup of coffee at your favorite place?
My favorite place sells beer .. not coffee. : )
There's a new "high class" coffee shop that just opened up in town. A couple of my friends tried it out and reported paying over 10 dollars for the same cup of coffee that is served for under 1 dollar at the restaurant down the street, or the McDonald's next door. It's a college town and I guess the owner of this new shop figured rich students...
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is 4.5 inches long 1.5 inches wide a small penis?
Get lost little boy, or should we just call you "pencil-dick" ?
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Either a Stove,Refrigerator Microwave. Which has paid for itself with the use that you gave to it from food you ate?
I think I know what you're trying to ask, and I would have to answer that it's probably a three way tie. : )
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Are you going to give someone a headache today?
I just got home from the supermarket and I've got a dandy headache that I would be only too happy to pass on to someone else.
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Are you going on a diet starting next year?
Around here "diet" is just another dirty little four letter word ... but I guess should because I noticed my shirts are getting a little tight. : )
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What do you say when you answer the phone?
It depends on my mood. Sometimes it's .."Duffy's Tavern", or "House of the lord. God speaking". But usually it's just a plain old "Hello".
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Are you glad Uranus is the third biggest?
I find it hard to believe and I'd like to know who took the measurements for the comparison. : )
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Is there gold in Uranu$?
No, just the usual shit.
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Have you ever taught somebody's parrot to swear?
Yes, and my friend's wife got really mad at me for what I taught her bird to say. When they came back from holidays the bird called her a vagina, or something like that. : )
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I want to buy Chuck Norris a Christmas gift but I cannot decide on what to get him. Can you help me?
Get him a mirror. : )
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Did you like playing with water when you were a child?
Yes, and I still do.
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Which is your favourite nut?
Macadamia.
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Gingrich versus Obama in 2012?
If so ...you guys are in trouble.
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Im freaking out its almost 2012 and my friend wants me to kill my sef with him on new years eve! should i do it? what should i do?
I think you should have turned this question into a poll, and have us all take a vote.
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Can you give an example of an idiotic rule?
Where I live we have a law that requires all passenger vehicles on the road to use winter tires from December 15th until March 15th. Considering that we get a lot of snow, at first glance the law sounds like a good one. Here's the hitch .. by the first of March the snow is usually gone and the roads are bare & dry. So what, no big deal .. right ? Wrong. The motorcycles hit the road and the...
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What would change for the better if it were under your control?
Winter would be 4 months shorter, and half as cold.
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i had a dream that i was rubbing my bf dick then he took of his pant and his dick was really really small! what do you think that means?
It means that your bf is going to need you to blow him.
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All my friends and i are really stressed and sad what can i do to help everyone?
Have you considered anal sex ? That should take everyone's mind off of things.
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my ex bf turn me bi and he said i turn him bi? can people just turn bi?
I think your ex bf was pulling your pecker, and he was really gay all along.
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if i give my bf a bj do u think he would forget about having sex?
Why don't you get your bf to give you a bj and see if he forgets about having sex ?
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is it weird that i dream about having sex with my bf but i dont want to have sex with him yet/
Yes but I guess that's one way to avoid STD's.
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What's the first thing that comes to mind when you notice extremely bad spelling?
I dunno, mai-be dey donn't spull so guud. Wat maiks yu axe ?
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What were the far reaching consequences of the Mexican-American War?
The far reaching consequences of not doing your on research for class ... is that you will fail your class and and remain stupid.
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What were key events in the Mexican-American War?
The biggest key event was that Ashley_H8183 was too lazy to do her own homework and thought she'd get AB'ers to do it for her. Take that one to class and see what your teacher has to say.
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Why was the outcome of the Mexican-American War so lopsided?
Because lazy kids like you need to do their own homework.
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Are you ready for another new year?
Yes, pretty much. I'm not sure if it will be a good year yet, but I will remain hopeful.
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Do you like Toronto?
It's not somewhere that I would move to, but it has it's good points too. Unfortunately, just like any big city it's expensive, the crime, the traffic, and the parking suck big time !! Whenever I had to go through there I'd try doing it at 4 AM, while the city was asleep, to avoid the monster traffic . At 4 AM these days, you still run the risk of running into a traffic jam on the 401. In all...
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What do you like chocolate syrup on?
Yes, it's great on ice cream and in milkshakes.
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What is better in black and white?
Old movies. I don't think Buster Keaton would have been any funnier in color.
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Have you ever heard of the Loch Ness Monster?
How old are you .. 10 ??
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What is something that you should not give as a gift to a newborn baby?
Guns and ammo.
Guns .. okay.
Ammo .. okay.
But not the two together, that would just be looking for trouble. : )
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Can you Exit on a long and winding road?
Sure, mountain roads can be fun.
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Have you committed adultery?
Don't you have to be all growed up to do that ?? ; )
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Do you love thy neighbor?
No, she won't let me. : )
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Do you still have black and white pictures?
Yes, I have a couple of shoe boxes full. Most of them are really old.
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How can I tell if my head is on fire?
The smoke detector will be beeping and the room will smell like BBQ.
If you happen to be outside BBQing at the time ... you're screwed. : )
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How should I stop people from laughing every time they look at me?
This is what I did.
First.. you stop wearing your clothes inside out. Second.. get yourself a gun and wave it around a lot, big ones work the best. : )
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Cheese on toast or Beans on toast?
Or Something else?
All three ideas work for me.
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On a range of 1-10, what are your cooking skills?
9.5
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How can i prevent my mom catching me masturbating?
Stop whacking off at the dinner table while she's serving supper.
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What do you do when you invite all your friends round for a drink and there aren't enough drinking vessels for everybody?
In that case I become the gracious host and forfeit my own glass and I just drink straight from the bottle. : )
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Have you ever staggered home drunk at 3 AM, knocked something over, started dogs barking and woken up the neighbours?
Yes, but not lately. : )
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What was the last thing that you blew up?
Aerosol paint cans. I put about ten of them into the burn barrel, along with the garbage. After starting the fire I went and sat down with a beer and waited for the popping to start.
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What would not belong in a nativity scene?
An eight foot, blow up Santa that rotates from side to side and emits a loud "HO HO HO" (until it's unplugged). Such a scene can be witnessed on my neighbor's front lawn. Every year, right after Halloween, my non-religious neighbor sets up an almost life size and very realistic nativity scene, wooden shed and all. He completes the scene with the 8 foot Santa on one side and an 8 foot...
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what was your first question you asked on AB ever?
I asked an automotive question, about whether a specific electronic module would work on a different engine from the same manufacturer.
Back then we had experts for all the different categories, and I got my answer the same day.
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Are you hoping for a prosperous new year?
Yes. Aren't we all ?
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Would you want to run a company?
Thanks for your gracious offer, but I have already ran six successful companies of my own. At this point I'd rather just work to occupy my time and leave the never ending headaches to someone else.
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Islamic cleric has warned Muslim women not to get too close to bananas and cucumbers to avoid having “sexual thoughts". Is he right?
Prolly, but who cares ? The cleric has probably been test driving a burqa for the last six months to get his facts straight.
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Do you talk on the phone in the bathroom?
It's been known to happen from time to time. : )
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Should AB add a feature that allows you to mark your own duplicate as a duplicate?
It certainly wouldn't hurt. The idea has been brought forward many times in the past, but has always fallen on deaf ears. : (
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What was Santa's Dad's name?
Mr. Claus, and his mother was Mrs.Claus.
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How did Santa go from a one horse open sleigh to having eight reindeer pull it?
Have you been into the eggnog already ?? You seem to have confused two different stories.
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Cash or Credit when donating to the salvation army bell ringing Santa's?
Cash. I'd be really leery about using my credit card on any kind of mobile card reader.
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How can you stop the pain of a broken blister from new shoes? Ouch!!!
That's easy. Go stand in the doorway to your bathroom. Place one hand on the door frame, exposing your fingers to the area where the door closes. Now with your free hand, grab the doorknob and slam the door shut a few times. I guarantee that by the third slam ... you'll have completely forgotten about the blisters on your feet. : )
Failing that try putting some Polysporin on the broken...
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When your shopping and ask someone for help and almost the whole store comes to help doesn't that feel good to receive their help?
I've never had that experience, I usually have to just about tackle a store clerk to get any help. I think I'd be alarmed if I saw all the store employees rushing toward me. : )
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NASA's Kepler telescope has just spotted a special planet that is very simular to earth. Do you think life will be discovered?
It certainly would be interesting if they did find some sort of life there. For the size of the universe, I find it hard to believe that the planet Earth is the only one that supports life. I agree that it might not happen within our lifetime, but I'm sure that life of some form will be found elsewhere at some time in the future.
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If you had only $100 to buy groceries for your family of husband, baby and yourself and...see description
If you need to ask ... then you aren't very bright. You should hand your whole pay over to your husband and let him handle the family money. If you were my wife and you blew half of our grocery money on beer for an office party ... I'd kick your ass to the curb.
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What's the total number of PCs, TVs, monitors and radios in your home right now?
Altogether they add up to 9, but not all are in use. On the average day only 3 or 4 would be put to use. 1 PC, 1 monitor, and 1 of 2 TVs.
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Besides X-mas, does December hold any other significance for you (good or bad)?
I view it as the last part of another passing year. A good time to reflect on what it brought and whether it was the good year that I had hoped for a year ago. By the end of the month my mind will be leaning towards what the new year will bring.
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What do people do in an attempt to be nice to you that is really annoying?
I've been looking for work and have spread the word. Jobs pop up around here from time to time, but are rarely publicly advertised. I find it annoying when people tell me about opportunities 2 weeks after the jobs have been filled and are no longer available. Especially when they knew about the job when it was up for grabs.
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Have you been facing a problem with alerts lately(Since beginning of this month- Dec 2011) ?
Yes, but these are not new developments. What you're describing has been happening for a very long time. As frustrating as it is .. they have no interest in fixing things, it seems they have bigger fish to fry elsewhere. : (
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What is exciting about watching a car from above traveling down an expressway with a criminal politician in it to court for their sentence?
I expect it is media hype, people are suckers for that kind of shit. Personally I don't see the attraction and would find reruns of "The Beverly Hillbillies" much more entertaining. ; )
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Humans have a claim on what percent of the resources of earth?
Humans are greedy and claim 100% of the earth's resources. Unfortunately much of it is misused, squandered and wasted.
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Have you ever seen a ghost wearing dirty linen?
Yes I have.
At approximately 8:00 PM on October 31. I was summoned to the door by a fierce knocking. Upon opening the door I witnessed 3 little ghosts carrying sacks (that resembled their mother's pillow cases). Into those sacks I placed fistfuls of candy. This seemed to please the ghosts greatly because they politely thanked me and left. As they were departing down my walkway, I smiled,...
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If you put something in a safe place is it gone forever?
Haha, I've lost a few things that way. : )
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At what age do men mature?
Sixty. ; )
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I got basket as a gift. It is 7 inches high and 1 ft wide. I want to put it in a shelf in kitchen, what should I keep in it?
Fruit, Kotex, toilet paper or maybe potato chips.
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Tomorrow,what will become of today? :)
Not much more than a memory.
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Which is the brightest light near you?
That would be my neighbor's front yard. I'm sure it can be seen from space.
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Grape or orange Tootsie roll pop? Which do you prefer?
Grape, I've got one in my mouth right now (yes, I'm still eating leftover Halloween candy). I don't really like the orange Tootsie Pops, so I'll probably still have a few in a month from now. ; )
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Can all the king's men put this Humpty Dumpty World Economy together again?
It's gonna take an awful lot of crazy glue.
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So...how did you get here?
I found a secret passageway in the back of a wardrobe, and went through it. Now I'm here and can't find my way out, but I'm sure it won't be long before someone tells me where to go !! : )
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I recently hit Maestro, what happens to me now?
Congratulations. What happens now is up to you, but if you work your butt off and double your points ... you'll rise to the level of Guru. Good luck on your journey.
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What would you do if you woke up on Christmas Eve and Santa Claus was at the end of your bed staring and smiling at you?
I'd open up a can of whoop-ass on the perv, I don't go for that kind of action. : )
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what do you do,if annoying ignorant is an aged person?
Pee in their coffee maker.
Cut 6 inches off their walking stick.
Hide their false teeth in the cat's litter box.
Wash their color clothes with bleach, and put lots of starch in their underwear.
If they're going to be nasty to you ... then you might as well give them a reason. : )
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When you look at the words, “Penalty Box”, what comes to mind?
Hahaha , something like this ...
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How might I be able to tell if a female co-worker is flirting with me? I think she is, but not sure.
Maybe she is, ask her.
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I will never forgive Santa for ______________________!
No bicycle, no pony, no electric train. It's the same thing every year ... deer shit and a lump of coal !! : )
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Why didn't you come when I called?
.. Because I don't answer to ... "Hey Buster". : )
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Did you get any Black Friday deals, or did you get trampled?
No, it's safer to stay home.
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Which state would you kick out of the United States?
The state of confusion !!!
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Have you ever eaten cottage cheese & green olives?
Sure, I like them together. I cut the olives up though, and mix them in.
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Can you stand prosperity?
Hey buddy, can you spare a dime ??
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Who has the last laugh: Life, or is it Death?
I'm thinking it's the grim reaper. Life may laugh every time we evade the reaper's icy grip (and rightly so), but in the end ... he catches us all.
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WOW! Does anyone else remember when AnswerBag was like this?
Yes I do, it seems like a lifetime ago. Those were the days when AB was actually a fun place, and it's too bad that most of those people are gone. They were what made it such a great site. There was always something going on and people cared about each other. We were able to see answers and comments in very close to real time, not an hour (if we're lucky) or two later like today. The constant...
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Can you recognise your shadow?
I can if I turn sideways. It gets bigger, lol.
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Life is like a ________________ .
... a Forrest Gump movie. :P
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With all the questions that get asked, do you think AB has reached a billion questions yet?
They've probably reached a billion on "Could I be pregnant ?" alone, and I'm sure it's closely followed by all the "Jesus" questions.
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Does anyone get tired of questions about politics, especially American politics?
For the most part .. YES. Most of them aren't really questions, they're usually someone making a lame attempt at saying " I don't like the other side, so you shouldn't vote for them".
The sad part is that for the next year we are going to see more and more of them, and they will get quite vile, as November 6, 2012 approaches. Then for the next 6 months after that .. all you're going to hear...
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if your kids busted that you are santa.then what do you say? (to kids)
Put a very serious look on your face and say .." Well, you're probably not going to like the news about the "Tooth Fairy" and the "Easter Bunny" either, but now that you're all grown up ...(slight pause for effect) I guess it's time you got a job and start paying rent.". They might suddenly change their minds and start believing in Santa again, for a few more years. ; )
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Recorded messages can be fun, can't they? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DI5RvmNvXak&feature=player_embedded Humorous mental issues.
Hahahahaha, that's funny. I might have to record that into my answering machine. : )
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What color are your eyes?
Without looking I'd say .... pupils - black, irises - blue, and the rest ... red. : )
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Does the destination decide the path, or does the path decides the destination?
That is decided by the urgency and purpose of the journey.
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How many times a day do you check your email?
Usually once a day, while sipping my morning tea. I'll check more often if I'm expecting something important.
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When will Canada become the 51st state?
When pigs grow wings and fly.
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How do I remove rust stains from clothes. I have a Bedspread that has a small amount of rust stain.
For rust stains on garments made from cotton or linen that are machine or hand washable:
-Squeeze the juice of half a lemon directly on the stain. Do not rub the stain – simply let the lemon juice absorb into the fabric. Apply a small amount of laundry detergent to the area, and rinse with cool water. Then wash as directed on the label.
An alternative method where you can use lemon or white...
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Do you remember Howdy Doody?
Yes I do. That was a lifetime ago. ; )
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Why does everyone wait till the last minute to go Grocery shopping? Do they forget what they need or possibly not make the time earlier?
I dislike shopping so I put it off just as long as I can.
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What does this expression mean: "If it ain't broke, don't fix it?"
Plain and simple - If you have something that is working well, just let it work and don't try to improve it. Trying to fix that what isn't broken generally costs more wasted money in the long run, with no better results or production.
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Im just sitting her watching _______________.
I can dig it. I much prefer " her watching" ... to him watching. ; )
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What is one sure thing, that someone could do, to make you go away?
Point a shotgun at me. That works every time !! ; )
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What would you say if I told you a trained Chimp can do your job ?
I'd say you better stop driving on our highways and stay out of their way !! : )
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Michael Jackson Biopic is in the Works. Who Should Play the King of Pop?
How about Tom Cruise ?? I think he'd be perfect. : )
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When you were a kid, did you add about a half-cup of sugar to your cereal so that you ended up slurping up milk-sugar sludge, om nom nom?
Did YOUR mother have to smear a sugar paste onto her tit to get YOU to suckle ???
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Are you still awake?
Not "still" ... again. I went to bed too early.
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If I could make your spouse give you what you really want; what would it be?
Oh I don't know, maybe a ....
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What would you do if I took away your nap time ?
How bad do you want piss in your cornflakes ?? (just kidding, I never have time for a nap.) It would be nice though !! : )
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Thats it. I am not taking the tree down. I will never take it down. Have you thought of seasonal decorations damn it?
Yeah, I agree. I just shove the tree (decorations and all) behind a big stuffed chair in the corner of my living room. So what if the top half sticks up ?? It's not like I leave the lights on all the time (just on party nights and special occasions like birthdays of my girlfriends and stuff). That way when the festive season starts ... I'm ready in a flash. : )
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Do you like eating crow?
Naw, I'm more of a cow and pig kind of guy. : )
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Are the Rolling Stones still the "World's Greatest Rock 'n Roll Band"?
Yes, I believe they are. It's doubtful that we'll ever see them perform together again, but that's another subject. Over the years they have recorded a lot more great tunes than any other bands that I can think of. That's not to say that there hasn't been a lot of other great bands, because I can think of many others. I just can't think of any that have had more great records.
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which is sin? see detail below.
REPORT your neighbor to the authorities !!! They are being cruel to their dog. That is the sin. They don't deserve to have a pet if they are not willing to take it to the vet for treatment, or if it's too late .. then to be put down so the animal would suffer no more.
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Pizza as a VEGETABLE? Congress passed a bill categorizing pizza as a vegetable in the school lunch program. What do you think of that?
I think your Congress should try planting some pizza in a vegetable garden and see how much pizza they can grow, before they pass anymore gas ... errrr, sorry ... I mean bills.
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Can you survive without the remote?
I probably could because I don't watch a lot of TV.
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"Don't Step out of line" What does that mean to you?
To me, it means do what is expected of you by an authority, or you will face some form of punishment.
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When would you be imprecise?
When that age old question rears it's ugly head ... " Does this outfit make me look fat ? ".
I've learned, the hard way, that a quick and simple "No" is the appropriate (lie) response.
Saying, "No, not really.", opens up a whole new can of ugly questions, that you won't want to answer, and grief will follow. ; )
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How do you get rid of Gnats in the house when moisture (vaporizer) is needed for the dry air from the heater and moisture's attracting them
Make yourself some traps. I've been doing this for a few years now and I can tell you that this works great for gnats and fruit flies, you probably have everything you need in your kitchen and it only takes a minute.
First you need a container. An old baby food jar, or a small glass, or even a coffee mug with do just fine. Pour some "apple cider vinegar" (it works the best) into the container,...
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How do you answer to the Questions? check not answerd Questions too? or pick Question just at random?
First I check my friends questions (that's where I found this one), then I look through the "Questions" page for Q's that I might want to answer. I almost never look at the "Happening Now" on the Home page because I don't really care what other people are answering.
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I say, my heart is taken. He said 'but I love you'--- how to change this moron's mind?
It sounds like being nice to him hasn't worked and he's not getting the message ... so carry a spray can of mace, or pepper spray, or even a can of hair spray. When the moron approaches you again quickly take out your can, spray him in the eyes and face, kick him in the groin, and yell (so everyone can hear you) very loudly at him that you are happily married and that he is to stop bothering...
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Nobodys perfect...so are you nobody?
No not me, I'm a not-so-perfect somebody. : )
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Michael Jackson charged with kidnap and sex assault of 10-year-old boy
On November 16, 2011.
It's too bad and a shame for the kids, I feel sorry for them. At the same time I think it's really funny that there's another Michael Jackson, who just happens to be a pedophile too, wandering around. At least the police have this one and he will get his just reward in court, not like the other sick bastard who bought his way out of trouble.
I've read 3 other answers to your question, and I...
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What is something that should always be taken seriously?
House fires.
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Do you yet know an old man who was born after you?
Sometimes it seems that I'm surrounded by them, at the Legion on a Friday night. It's funny to listen to people who look and sound a lot older than myself, yet I went to school with their older brothers and sisters.
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When you're driving and someone cuts you off, is your first instinct to flip them off? Or do you swear knowing they can't hear you?
I yell obscenities at them hoping that they do hear me, and I wave as many hand signals as possible ... just in case they don't hear me.
A friend once bought an old police motorcycle at an auction. To my surprise it still had a siren mounted on it, but it was broken. Needless to say I wouldn't rest until I got it working. After that, every time someone cut us off he'd turn on the siren. The...
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Do you have a love/hate relationship with answerbag? I ask this because I was formerly in a (long-term) love/hate relationship with Yahoo!answers and the last thing I need is to get sucked into another anomaly. . .
That's probably a fair of putting it. ; )
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Do you enjoy the company of your pet?
I did when they were alive. I could trust them not to stab me in the back, and they were always happy to see me. My dogs would start bouncing 4 feet into the air (150 lb Bouviers) long before anyone else could hear the sound of my truck coming home.
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Have you ever spent an afternoon with your pet and actually enjoyed it?
Oh hell yes, when they were alive, I spent as much time as possible with my pets and very much enjoyed their company.
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What was the last thing that you have asked of your friends?
It is very rare that I ask anything of anyone, even though people are constantly wanting me to do things for them and usually at my own expense. The last thing that I asked of a friend (who owes me big time) was to referee a pool tournament on a Saturday afternoon. When he found out there's no free beer, he said he'd come and watch but wouldn't referee for free. I can't wait until the next...
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Is it me or is it that Sammy Hagar's song "I CANT DRIVE 55" never gets old?
I was never a big Hagar fan, but I don't think it's just you. Some tunes (good or bad) seem to stick with us for life, like some kind of memory trigger to bring us back to earlier times. It's not one of those special tunes that you want played at your funeral, is it ? : )
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So, what can I blame on the menopause and get away with ?
Anything you want. There seems to be a lot of women getting away with that excuse. ; )
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Whathave you discovered after much thought?
... That I should plug the kettle back in, and have another tea. ; )
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Who or what are you running away from?
Father Time, and his squeeze ... Mother Nature. : )
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What do you say when you gotta go poo? I've heard some funny sayings before.
(this is for fun). :)
It's time to give birth to another Dept. of Transport officer. : )
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Do these stairs go UP or DOWN??
Yes. : )
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What to do after becoming perfect?
My first thought would be to teach, but I'm not really sure ... I'll let you know if ever I get there. : )
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Is it ever to early to_________
I don't think it's ever too early to tell the people that you love ... how you feel about them. You never know when fate is going to take that opportunity away from you. So always express your love, you never know when you won't get a second chance.
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A friend is taking a job back east. We once were lovers,but now friends. Any ideas of what I can get her to let her know how much I care?
I think you already know, but you had to ask for a push. Move fast, or you won't get another chance.
Good luck, to you both.
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Does the term "side-arm" strictly mean a secondary gun? Or can a side-arm be the only gun a person is carrying?
"side-arm" means a gun that is holstered on the side of your body. Usually a hand gun.
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If you were Forced to give up either Phone, All T.V. or The Internet,,,which one would you choose ?
I could live without TV. In fact if the bastards jack up my satellite bill one more time ... I might just cancel it all together.
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thinking about dinner menu...any good idea? I got minched beef and potato
Lightly brown the meat and remove the fat. Cut up the potato as well as any other vegetables you might have (onion, peppers, carrot , etc) . Mix everything together in a slow cooker, with your favorite spices and just enough beer to cover the mix. Put the lid on and start the cooker about six hours before you want to eat. In the meantime your can enjoy the rest of your day and your dinner will...
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Are you afraid of being hurt emotionally, so you hold back your feelings? Or do you lay it all out and deal with whatever happens?
I tend to lay it out there.
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If I told you to jump, what would you say?
I'd say ... hold up the covers, here I come !! ; )
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What would you tell me to "jar my preserves?"
Sterilize your jar. : )
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Scientists have created super-strong mice, by tweaking a gene. Could they do this in humans? Do you find this scary?
Do I find this scary ? Yes, I'm shitting bricks right now !! : )
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My belly button is a little to the right, is that normal or is there something wrong
Don't worry about it. It just means that your mother probably played "Twister" a lot when she was pregnant. My mother did that too. : )
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Do you like my girlfriend?
Are you sure your "girlfriend" is really a "girl" ?? The lower part of that outfit looks like it has some .. errrr.. unnatural lumps in the crotch area. : )
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What is the wierdest natural phenomenon you have ever witnessed personally?
Watching things fly around in a tornado was one. Another was racing down a mountain just ahead of a mud slide. I made it to the bottom and onto a bridge just as the mud was catching up to the back of my truck. From the other side of the river I watched the rest of the mountain come down and take out the bridge.
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Do you know how much money you have in your wallet/purse?
Yes, I do know. The answer is ... none. I don't keep money in my wallet. : )
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Are you currently a drug addict?
No. Are you currently an imbecile ?
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What type of drug is best for beginners?
Catnip. Just pour some on the floor and rub your face into it. Next thing you know ... you'll be tearing around the house and leaping over the furniture.
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Anyone want a bacon sandwich?
Bring it on. That would sure hit the spot right about now, thanks for offering. : )
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It's not fair! Why did Michael Jackson have to die instead of someone worthless like Kim Kardashian or Paris Hilton?
Personally I don't have much use for, or care about Kim or Paris, but I don't think they deserve to die in Wacko-Jacko's place. Now Jackson on the other hand was a creepy, rich pedophile who paid out large amounts of hush money to keep himself out of jail, where he would have been beaten to death (and rightly so). So maybe he got what he really deserved after all, less the beating. As for your...
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2011-11-11-at 11:11am,what you will do/you did?
Today is Remembrance Day. I will be silently standing at attention, in memory of all the brave souls who gave their lives so that we may enjoy freedom.
Lest We Forget.
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11/11/11 We remembered them, did you ?
It's a bit early here, but yes I will be attending wreath laying ceremonies this morning.
Lest we forget.
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I am leaving AB tonight. Who wants to say goodbye?
Loyalty is a very admirable quality, and I salute you. I fully understand your position and you have my respect. None the less, it saddens me to see another one of my friends depart, as have so many others have done before you. I've enjoyed the laughs,
take care and farewell Andy.
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Men..if you met two women that were identical twins, and one was a bad girl, and the other a good girl, Who would you choose??
Bad girls usually cause more trouble and drama than anything else. I think I'd rather pick the good one, the who can behave like a lady when in public and a tigress in private. ; )
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What's your email address?
upyour@hole.com
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Does Pooh Bear actually bear poo?
Yes ... according to the rabbit it wipes it's ass with. : )
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Would a Viagra suppository make your poo hard?
Yeah, but if it stayed hard for more than 4 hours ... I'd call my doctor. : )
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where do you keep your cell phone?
The last time I was in a cell they only allowed me one phone call. But the phone wasn't in the cell ... it was sitting on the night sergeant's desk, and I don't think he liked me very much. ; )
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Supercalafragalisticexpiadoshus! Who wrote the lyrics?
The Sherman Brothers and Mary Poppins. : )
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Why do people write "alot" as one word but not "alittle"? What is the difference?
Probably because there are a lot of people who slept through half of their English classes and are too stupid to realize their error. ; )
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Can you guess why I'm staring at a carton of orange juice?
Green ribbon for the right answer! :)
I have a funny feeling the word .... "Mimosa" is involved here somehow. ; )
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What are you hiding in the basement or closet?
Junk and a few cobwebs. Want some ?? : )
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how do you wash your feet? with soap? or just shower? use some treatment?
I use body wash and scrub with a wash cloth, in the shower.
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Can you go a day with out spending any money?
Yes, in the sense of not spending cash everyday. But when you think about it there are bills that run for daily consumption of things that we forget about ... things like electricity, and phone, and other things that we take for granted.
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Is the word cupboard actually be cup board?
I'm not sure that would have been the best way to "word" your question !! But what do I know ?? : )
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Do you find the word "underwear" funny?
Not really, I think it's an appropriate, general description for under garments. I think the word "bloomers" is so much funnier. As a kid I used to think it was funny because all the girls had to wear them in gym class. : )
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Do You Have Any Nutty Buddies?
Watch it buster !! You're describing most of my buddies. : )
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What do you think about this quotation from the founder of the first shelter for abused women in Britain:
I would have to think that it's either a misquote, or there is a whole lot more that was left out.
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Why do I still get alerts pertaining to questions that have been removed?
I don't see anything wrong with your question, contact a CL and ask to have it put back up, if they do you will see the missing answers and comments. I know what you mean though, it's frustrating to receive alerts after a question has been removed. Some might say that the answer or comment was made prior to the question being removed. I don't accept that explanation for the simple reason that...
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What does it mean when a guy calls you his whore?
It means he's a pimp, and you a ho. : )
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Do you call your Rubik's cube Ralph?
No, I have sworn off the "cube" . Now I consider them to be an evil element and not worthy of my consideration. : )
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Does a bear _____ in the woods?
No, bears don't blank in the woods.
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Were you here during the transition from the "Point System" to the "Like system"?
Yes, it wasn't pretty.
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Why is answerbag so addictive?
I think it's because of something they slip into the kool-aid. ; )
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When was the last time you saw a frying pan?
About 10 minutes ago. It had my breakfast in it.
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Is there a wrong way to spell anymore?
I think it's sad that some people think it's okay to spell everything the way they do when text messaging.
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Have you considered leaving this site at one time or another?
Oh hell yeah !! When I find myself getting too up tight and pissed off ... I just walk away and leave it alone for however long it takes. I've learned to not spend long hours here anymore, I just pop in for a half hour or so and then go do something else and come back again later. This place isn't a fraction of what it used to be and there's more to life than this website, don't let it consume...
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Going out to dinner at a Steak House or Going to a Deli for lunch. Which do you prefer and what would you order?
The steak dinner with all the fixin's ... I'd rather do myself at home. I think if I'm going out I'd rather go to a great deli and have stacked Montreal smoked meat sandwiches for lunch.
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Are your Q&A mostly negative if you're having a bad hair day?
No, the two are not connected. Which is a good thing because I have a lot of bad hair days. : )
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Could your relationship survive betrayal?
No, betrayal is a stab in the back. When that trust is broken, for me there's nothing left.
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If your in a Long time standing Traffic Jam do you get out of the car to stretch your legs?
Yes, there have been times when I've been stuck, for hours, in a line up waiting for the road to reopen after a landslide or a serious accident. Getting out and walking around is a good way to keep circulation and exercise muscles that cramp up.
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Are the Germans scared of you?
Mmmmmm no, I don't think so. Most of the Germans I've known might have been a little skeptical of me at first, but they soon warmed up to me and became good friends. I seriously don't believe any of them were afraid of me though.
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Why is the phrase "pussy-whipped" usually used in a derogatory context? What's wrong with men who like being "pussy-whipped"?
If you have to ask ... I think you might be misunderstanding the term.
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=pussy%20whipped
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If you went to see your favourite band and they didn't play your favourite song, would you be disappointed?
No I don't think I'd be disappointed for them missing one song. The bands that I like tend to have a lot of good music, not just one tune. So long as the concert was well staged with a lot of good tunes ... I'd be satisfied. Most bands want to perform their latest songs, to promote sales, then play some of their older stuff to make sure the audience is happy. They can't be expected to play...
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Are Germans afraid of your car?
I don't see why they would be. They have very little chance of being run over by it.
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Who is the first household suspect when something goes missing from WHERE YOU JUST KEPT IT?
My shadow, and the bugger never admits to it. I live alone. : )
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If you sit on the fence, will someone smash the fence down just to see which side you land on?
I just built my fence earlier this summer. If someone thinks they're going to smash it down ... they're going to meet my shotgun collection !! : )
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How long does it take to fill a king size dog kennel?
It would depend on what you want to fill it with. : )
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Is it OK to for a girl to get all done up and go to the bar and flirt her way to free drinks, even if she has a boyfriend at home?
Whether it's right or wrong would really be up to the boyfriend at home. Personally I'd think she was trash, and dump her.
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What is being built in that hole in the White House lawn?
I'm betting it's something security related. It doesn't take 17 months to update air conditioning, or electrical, or build a swimming pool.
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Best move ever.. what was it? Mine, stopping my updates on my computer! Well, that is a stretch!!!
Divorce. It saved me a lifetime of grief. : )
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who is your purrfect one? :D
This one is pretty close ... ; )
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How do I get burnt bits of black stovetop (I mean really burnt) to come off sugar?
When in doubt about sticky burnt bits ... blast them off with dynamite. Or just sell the stove for cheap and buy a new one. : )
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What is "independent arising"?
The first thing that comes to mind is an 18 year old's morning "wood". But somehow I don't think that's the answer you're looking for. : )
Nice to see ya, sweetie. It's been a while and I've missed you. How you been ?? : )
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I cant afford to ______________.
... pay attention. : )
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Can I beep on your sled?
You better be moving faster than I am !! : )
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Are you ever embarrassed to be a human?
Yes, there are times that I wish I could just be a normal Cardasian. lol : )
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Who, are you?
Hey, don't you look at me in that tone of voice, especially while you're wearing those big rubber boots !! : )
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Give a real-world example of something that numbers to infinity?
Ants and mosquitoes.
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It's missing. Where do we start searching?
Check your right hand.
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What's really in that shoebox?
Photos. Lots and lots of old photos.
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Where did you go on your first date ever in your life?
To a dance in the school gym.
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What in the h*ll are you talking about?
I was trying to explain how the giggling gear is held onto the laughing shaft by a simple smiling pin. : )
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Have you ever been on the love goat?
Naw, I stick to women. Critters just don't do it for me. : )
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How many email addresses do you need?
I seem to get by with having only one.
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Did Superman turn into Super Peeping Tom during his puberty years??
I expect that's how he fine tuned his x-ray vision. ; )
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Who wants to come to my AB party to celebrate me becoming a Guru? Bring a song of your own choice with you.
Congratulations your Guruness !! Well done my friend. What's better than a tune ?? The answer is ... three tunes. : ) Here's a blast from the past. Enjoy.
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if ur counselor did this to you would you leave?please answer asap thanks!
I think you should talk to another therapist. At least ask the present one her reasons for saying what she did.
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Did you have a rough week? There is always someone who had it worse!!! lol http://i52.tinypic.com/wul15g.jpg
Yes I did have a rough week, thanks for asking. Your photo looks the way I feel. : )
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When people ask a lot of silly questions do you stop reading them?
Yes. I tend to skip over them and look for something with substance.
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What would you rather not climb?
A tree. I'm getting a little old to be doing that kind of thing anymore. ; )
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Whats the difference between foot and feet?
The first is singular the other is plural.
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Why is there always a fly in the ointment?
Hey, consider yourself lucky. I've got a hornet in mine. ; )
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Do you still "stick" drive?
Yeah, but I try to do it when nobody's looking so don't tell anyone. Okay ? : )
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What's a good way to get on your bad side?
Try to steal my motorcycle.
Brag about being a pedophile.
Beat up your wife.
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Have you ever witnessed someone bath in the eating room?
Yes, when I was a kid living with my grandparents, on the farm. Every Saturday my grandmother dragged the old galvanized metal bathtub into the kitchen, by her wood stove, and one by one .. EVERYBODY had to take a bath. Whether we needed it or not. ; )
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Why is it so hard to keep relationships vibrant?
The batteries die. ; )
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Describe the best breakfast ever.
Eggs Benedict with pan fried potatoes and some sliced fruit gets my vote. ; )
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Can multitasking hurt your health?
I haven't read the article but I'm going to have to say ... Yes !! Today I witnessed a young man briskly walking down the sidewalk while texting at the same time, and not watching where he was going. Yes, you guessed it, he walked right into a pole and cut his face. It doesn't end there, he also lost his balance and fell onto the street, right in front of a moving taxi. His multitasking, also...
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Would you be silly if I said I was offended?
I've been known to be silly for lessor reasons. lol : )
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Would you say that you have nice clips?
No, I don't use them anymore. My bikes don't have pedals, so I don't need clips. : )
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Can a tall person look up to a short person?
Yes, sometimes I fall off my bar stool, and have to look up at everybody, not just the short pepole. : )
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You are in the back yard with your eagle. A large kitty swoops down and snatches it up. What do you do?
Break open a big bottle of Tequila and start drinking. Nobody is going to believe that story ... coming from a sober person. : )
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When your basketball team pushes you around, do you conform because you lost your Internet connection?
No, that's when I get out my baseball bat !! : )
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Carnac says the answer is Justin Bieber. What is the question?
... Who will become the next has-been before he reaches puberty ?
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What is you favorite "coronary bypass" food?
French Fried Taters. Unnn Hnnn : )
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If he's you and you're him, who am I?
...You are we.
Great tune to put in my head tonight. Thanks : )
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What is it you want back?
Time and good weather. If I'm really lucky I might get one of them back. ; )
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How do you tell your friend that you ate her kitten?
Leave a little note on the fridge door, just say it was an accident and you didn't mean to. : )
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Make room for me, please?
Sorry, you'll have to wait your turn. I don't do sharezies when sitting on the toilet. : )
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Why is Alienism on the increase?
Because the Border Patrol can't keep up with the rush. : )
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Most people say that is they found a wallet full of cash (on the street) they would return it,do you believe them?
Yes, but the wallet would probably be a little lighter.
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would you be willing to eat a bowl of live magots for $25,000?
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm ... NO!!!! : P
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Never sleep with __?
... Your toothbrush in your mouth. : )
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At what age did you stop being afraid of the dark?
About the same age as I learned how to turn on the flashlight. :)
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What can you cultivate?
Potatoes and earwax. : )
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You see a young woman in SHORT shorts riding away on a bike do you stare?
Yes of course, there's hot red blood in my veins. I'd probably drool a little too. : )
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Have you ever been Stalked by a Praying Manthis? I have in my Garden today!
I don't think so. If I have it must have been a Ninja Praying Mantis. What makes you think it was stalking you ? Were you gardening in your bikini again ?? : )
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What helps you turn dreams into things?
Money, buckets of money. : )
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Have you taken a life? Any life?
Yes, I recently dispatched several spiders and one wayward ant, who made it into my kitchen. : )
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Would you like to go on a Cruise? Where to?
Sure, anywhere not in a hurricane zone is fine with me. : )
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My pumpkins are __________than yours.
... pumpkinier .. : )
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Did someone say a hunt is on?
Shun the very thought at attacking ... the poor little innocent WEASEL. : )
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Why does my car break when I stop on the steps?
I think it might have something to do with stepping on the wrong pedal. : )
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Could anyone answer this computer question for me?
I use to have the same problem. It happened mostly here at AB, and occasionally when I was trying to watch a movie on line. At first I thought it was my antivirus program being too aggressive. After shutting a lot of filters off and the problem persisted I realized I was looking in the wrong direction. It was Firefox itself that was the problem, it's a super memory hog using up space in your...
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When you were a kid, what did you use to swear on?
We use to swear on a dead person's grave. But you had to be careful because if another kid swore on someone's grave .. who wasn't dead yet ... they were lying. : )
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If people from Australia are Australian, what is the adjective to describe people from New Zealand? "New Zealish" doesn't sound right.
I'm thinking ... New Zealian ?? (no offense intended to our Kiwi friends) ; )
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They always put the slowest cashier at the express lane. Does this bother you?
Yes, it's never made sense to me.
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What do you see when you look into the mirror?
... a startling sight ... : )
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Why are there so many questions on AB asking "should women do this?" or "should men do that?". Is there any need for such sexist drivel?
I think it's because of the young age of so many of the "new" members asking questions now. I think a lot of it is for shock value and attention seeking.
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What's the most healthy food you know is good for you, but you just cannot eat it?
Liver. I don't care how it's prepared, I just won't eat it.
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Are you a Starbucks customer?
No, not me.
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Do you think people who ask crazy questions on AB are more interesting than humourless, conservative highbrow intellectuals?
The zany ones do keep the place interesting. The person in question is the farthest thing from being an intellectual (he only thinks he is), in fact he's so full of shit his eyes have turned brown and it's leaking out of his mouth. Despite his claims of having a sense of humour, he wouldn't know humour if it kicked him in the ass.
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why are some of the comments on my answers disappearing?
It's a glitch that keeps coming back every now and then. The comments generally reappear a day or two later. Sometimes they reappear right away if someone makes a new comment .
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Have you noticed certain member's answers going mysteriously missing when there is evidence which points towards their dishonesty?
Good question, I know who you're talking about and I've often wondered if he isn't a plant, put here to entice people into making remarks that could get them kicked off of the site. His unwanted comments and opinions are difficult to ignore.
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Has Autumn weather arrived by you yet?
Share your answer...
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Officer, why did you arrested me?!
Because you're a goof, and you're not smart enough to escape !!
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Has Autumn weather arrived by you yet?
Yes, a lot of my trees have lost half their leaves while others are already naked. It's gotten unseasonably cold and wet too. I want my summer back. : (
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12 ______ .
Ask a stupid question, get a ...
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7 ______ .
... WTF ??
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If you could RECALL anything what would it be?
That's the whole problem ... I can't remember what it was. : )
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What is your favorite source of Proteins in your diet?
BBQ steak, I'm up for it anytime.
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What is your most memorable moment TV series? Michael J Fox/Tracy Pollan "At This Moment" is a good one.
"All in the family" was chuck full of memorable moments, making it hard to pick just one. For those of us old enough to remember the show ... you know what I mean. Archie Bunker's slanted views on just about everything were priceless.
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What is something about you that would surprise me?
It's almost noon, Sunday, and I haven't had a beer yet .. all weekend, eh. Not sure how much longer I can hold out. : )
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When someone next to you says nothing or pays no attention to you, do you sneeze?
It depends on how much I've had to drink and how bad I want their attention. Sometimes letting go a good fart or a belch also works. : )
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What do you think when someone keeps coming back into your life?
... It's time to get out the shotgun. : )
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Can you have a life if you're always gone?
Not much, and it's no fun being stuck in the middle of nowhere for 3 days either, waiting for a load. Or having to take your days off in some redneck shit hole of a town, because you're out of hours in your log book.
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What is the wheel of the quivering meat conception?
It's a poem by Jack Kerouac.
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Would you suspect something was amiss if you caught your robot smoking and using vulgar language?
Yes of course, and I'd run to take stock of how many bottles were missing out of the liquor cabinet !! lol : )
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Marilyn Monroe's wedding band (Joe Dimaggio the husband) is up for sale. Where has it been for so long? How much should it sell for?
I'm not sure who was the last or current owner of Marilyn's ring, but apparently the wedding band was auctioned at Christie's in 1999 and fetched nearly $800,000. The ring is now missing one baguette diamond, and the expected auction value is between $300,000 and $500,000.
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This weekend I'm finally going to __________ ?
Sleep in. I've been staying up too late all week and need to catch up.
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Do you always try to be fair? Honestly?
Honestly I try to be, in hope that it will rub off on others, that perhaps don't deserve it.
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Is it too early for a margarita?
No, it's never too early. According to my good friend José Cuervo, when the mood takes you .. the time is right.
I'm off to the liquor store, I'll be right back. : )
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Can something be unbelievable ? thoughts?
Yes, absolutely. I've always found it unbelievable how the Jehovah's Witnesses can translate "No thanks, I'm not interested", into " I would like you to come back as often as you can, and ask me again and again".
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What would make you feel betrayed( the most) by your mate-ignored,dishonesty, infidelity or other?
Infidelity.
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Would you live in a cave with a wild woman/man for a week? Longer? :-)
Been there, done that, got the T shirt ... and have the divorce papers to prove it!! : )
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What did you learn from your biggest mistake?
That divorce was an expensive way to correct the mistake.
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Do you think divorced women should revert back to their maiden names?
I was happy when my ex wife did. At least that way she couldn't do anymore harm to my name.
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What is the first sign that you are in a bad mood?
I lose my smile and one eyebrow might be slightly raised.
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Do you still dream regularly about holidays you had as a child?
Dreams - no, not at all. Do I reminisce about them - not regularly, but yes once in a while. : )
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Where did you build your most memorable sandcastle?
On the beach by the seaside, but I was never very good at it. Although I have had the pleasure of admiring some real works of art that others have done.
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Have you got a magic budgie?
I have no budgies, magic or otherwise.
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Would you like to go back to Woodstock?
I would love to be able to time travel, if I could. Woodstock is just one of many places in time that I would visit. : )
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How many people live in your bathroom?
People - none. Spiders - I noticed a couple this morning, I have to go back in there later with a broom and take care of them.
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Is _____________ too much to ask?
.. Nice weather ...
Apparently so, I ask for it all the time but somehow I don't think that weatherman on TV is listening to me. ; )
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What's in your trash bag?
Mostly trash, nothing that's any good for anything other than landfill. Anything that can be recycled, is. Anything that can be composted, goes in my compost pile out back.
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Should I tell my dog that he is a bad poker player? Scout wags his tail when he has a good hand.
Tell him he better sit on it before the other players figure out his "tell". ; )
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How do I get my teenage daughter to pick up dog poop in the backyard and enjoy it?
Bribe her with something she likes. Tell her that if she scoops the poop ... she gets some form of reward. Maybe she gets out of doing dishes, or some house work, or maybe she gets the car keys for Sunday afternoon in exchange for a weeks worth of doo-doo removal.
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What's your favorite color?
Blue.
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How often do the ants have a disco on your lawn?
They do it all summer long. I wouldn't mind them partying so much if ... they would just get rid of that damn mirror ball and quit playing those BEE GEES tunes. : )
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Do you like the circus?
I haven't been to the circus since I was a kid, but I loved it back then. I use to get the biggest laugh out of the clowns, I never did figure out how they got twenty of them (with those big feet and high top hats) into a Volkswagen and then drove away. The high wire acts thrilled me to bits. With wide eyes glued to that man pedaling a bicycle across the tightrope, I'd sit there motionless....
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Why do my 'likes' keep disappearing after I press them? I press like on some one's answer, then it vanishes.
I've noticed the same thing over the last week. It doesn't happen all of the time, just randomly here and there. I've gone back to various questions and answers that I KNOW I have clicked the like button for , and my like had disappeared.
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Cleaning draws out and i just found a 1956 "Better Homes and Garden" Magazine. Should i throw it in the trash?
I'd keep it. It may or may not be of some value. One way or the other it would be worth finding out. If it holds no financial value it would certainly still make an interesting conversational piece to display.
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Presently which one are you missing; your Ying or Yang ?
Actually it's Zip, that I'm a little short of today. ; )
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So,where do you keep your bag of tricks ?
In the same bag as I keep my laughs. : )
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Reach out and ______________ ?
.. punch someone.
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The best thing about ice cream is _______.
... it tastes good.
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The store I work at sells $4000 items.My uncle went to a competitor's store and bought the exact same $4000 item.Should I be upset?
Not unless you are paid by commission, in which case his patronage would have provided you with personal income. On the other hand , selling to friends and family can also have it's drawback as well. They usually think you should get them a 50 % discount, and later on when there's a problem with the product (which they usually screw up themselves) they will bitch and expect you to either fix...
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What's for dinner? I don't feel like cooking tonight, so who wants to cook for me? :)
Spaghetti and meatballs under a thick layer of 3 mixed grated cheeses, melted under the broiler and home made garlic toast. Dinner is at 6:30, bring wine and don't be late. : )
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May I ask for your help please?
I am very sad to tell everyone that gtravels' long time love Scott has passed away after a brief illness.
Thanks for letting us know. : (
I just sent her a personal message of condolence and to say that we love and care about her.
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What would you classify as "A Vulgar Display of Riches?"
The amount of money that the rich and famous spend their homes.
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LOUD blaring horns. shrieking kids, screaming men ...
What do YOU want to do in such a scenario?
Screaming men ??? : 0
Start my motorcycle and drive away !! : )
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How many friends does a person NEED?
It's nice to know a lot of people, but a few close friends that we can count on is all we really need.
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If I run counter clockwise at the track, do I get more exercise?
Yes, and if you can run fast enough ... you'll get younger too. : )
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can u becum prego on ur pd while on da bc pill
I think if you want intelligent answers ... you should learn some grammar and proper spelling. Save the text talk for your cell phone.
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What is the best movie you have ever seen?
There's been so many but I'll only mention a few. : )
American Graffiti
Animal House
The Blues Brothers
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Why are we Fat?
A lot of people are fat because they don't exercise and don't eat properly. Instead they over eat a lot of processed greasy garbage. Places like Mcdonalds and BurgerKing are making a fortune while feeding people junk and making them obese.
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The one and only Bornabrit has become a Swami today. Who wants to congratulate her?
Good spotting it Andy.
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is the blue one or the red silly band the raccoon?please answer asap!!
I had trouble with that one, but by process of elimination ... I'd say the blue one (even though it doesn't look very much one).
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Don't you wish your girlfriend was ___________ ?
... filthy rich. : )
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I live in PA we are 20" above average annual rain fall and its raining again. Should I build my ark out of treated lumber?
Yes, it will last longer against rot ... but it won't last against rocks !! : )
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When would you feel the need to raise your voice?
When I see you waving your hearing aid around. ; )
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This may still be able to be salvaged all we need ____________ ?
... is some chicken wire and rubber boots.
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what happens if you swallow a chewing gum?
Well let's put it this way, the next time you see it ... you won't want to put it back in your mouth.
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How much would it cost you in food alone for an entire month?
My grocery bill usually runs me between $350. and $400. a month.
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Who else hates job interviews?
The only ones that actually like job interviews .. are the interviewers.
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Is there a way to add an image/picture to a question or answer on the new AnswerBag?
First you need a source that offers the proper code. You have to copy the actual HTML code for the pic (not the URL, which will just give you a link) and paste the code wherever you want it to display on AB. They don't always take on the first try and you have to edit them in on a second try.
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Is Asocial a personality disorder?
I don't know that it's a disorder. I'm certainly no expert but as far as I know it means that you are shy and uncomfortable in the company of others. Perhaps you are more introvert and would rather remove yourself from public gatherings, to be alone.
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What's the difference between sausage and kielbasa - aside from taste? They look similar to me.
Kielbasa is literally the Polish word for sausage. The primary difference is that it's precooked, smoked and spiced differently. It goes by different names in different areas and the recipe will vary slightly.
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How do you to teach a child to lose without being defeated?
Explain that winning is nice but it's nowhere near as important as putting in their best effort, and that losing is part of the game as well and nobody likes a sore loser. When they have practiced enough to improve, they too will win (every dog has his day). You also need to teach them that when they do win, to be gracious in victory and not rub it into the losers face.
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Does the deep rumble of a powerful engine "get your motor going"? Car? Motorcycle? Other?
Yes, I have to admit that I have had a life long attraction to the sound of high horsepower engines. To my ears it's sweet music. : )
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Have you said "Hello" to anyone today? How many times? (a guess)
Hi. You're number 3. : )
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Sly And The Family Stone is homeless. Anybody remember him?
Yes I remember him. Back in the day I paid good money to see them twice and was disappointed both times. He was too high and made a mess of both performances (as he did with a lot of other concerts as well). So it's more of a surprise to hear he's still alive and not dead yet.
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How can I recover my memories of Randy from 1994, 1998 and 2007? I only want the nice people to answer...the rest of yooze can get stuffed.
First you get yourself a really big fishing net and some handcuffs , then you bake cookies ..... : )
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Besides tires, what are things people like to keep spare(s) of??
Eye glasses, and money.
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Where would you not go alone?
To a gun fight. I would want to bring my friends ... Beretta, and Glock, as well as Smith & Wesson.
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What do you keep on your mantel????
The rubber duck that use to live in the bathroom. Female guests were complaining that the little perv kept watching them when they were using the toilet, so I had to relocate him. : )
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Hey !! How come you never told me: You swung that way ?
I didn't know you could dance like that, or I would have. : )
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Does Love exist ? :)
Yes it does. We never know where or when it's going to find us, but sooner or later cupid will knock you over. : )
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How do you know if you can trust your boyfriend ?
Nail his shoes to the floor and remove all doubt. ; )
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Star Trek Question ?
1st part - Yes , they teleport their poop to the .... (wait for it) ... Klingon zone.
2nd part - I think Picard was born that way, and never did grow hair.
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Do you have a clean big secret?
Yep, I sure do : If you're going to buy a pressure washer ... don't buy a cheap one they don't put out enough pressure. Spend the extra money and get a good one, it will work for years and pay for itself.
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If it wasn't for ______________ you'd be ___________________ ?
... Pretty Lilly .... bored.
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What do you think about neighbors who constantly have their curtains/blinds closed?
I had a neighbor like that once. We rarely saw anyone come or go, and then one day the cops showed up and smashed in the door. It turned out to be a marijuana growing operation.
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Do chairs make better tables than tables make chairs?
No not really. In fact tables make better beds than chairs do, unless if you are a cat, which makes the whole point irrelevant.
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How would you feel if you were sentenced to life in prison for a crime you did not commit?
Probably about the same as David Milgaard. I think it would leave me with a bitter taste in my mouth, maybe even after being vindicated. They can't give you back what they took away from you.
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How did they get the "stay off the grass" sign on the grass?
Garden gnomes. They just magically appear out of thin air, put up the sign and then disappear again. Watch out for them, they've been known to poop in flowerbeds. : )
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Do you listen to Talk radio overnight? If so who and where do you listen?
Not anymore, but I use to when I was working. I use to try and catch the old time radio shows that were replayed in the evening. They had some great programs like The Shadow, The Green Hornet, The Lone Ranger, Dragnet and a bunch of others. Then later on I would try to dial in to "Coast to Coast" with Art Bell. Some of his programs were a little bizarre but it was always entertaining. The long...
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Is it safe to drink milk from a duck?
This is the safest way. Knock yourself out.
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In 2011 can we all agree to not ask the many varieties of "What are you going to be for Halloween?"
I've already seen a few, and that's enough, we don't need a hundred more. You have my vote.
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Do you have a s**t list? Who's on it?
Drama queens, and sock-puppets.
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What is your gripe about the web browser that you use?
I'm using Google Chrome and I'm fairly happy with it. It has it's weak points but on the whole it's quick, it doesn't have tons and tons of extra baggage, and it's nowhere near the memory hog that Firefox is.
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Where can I find a dominatrix to step on my Answerbag?
Try AB4Adults, I'm sure you'll find everything that you're looking for .. and then some.
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Is there something I should know? Please tell me now?
You have a little something stuck to your teeth, and now it's on your shirt too. : )
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Does anyone have a cookie or maybe a tranquilizer dart for Bromide so he stops trolling this morning ?
Sorry, I'm out of cookies, but I've still got a few darts left that you can have. : )
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ummm... should i push this red button ?
Maybe not. Are you sure you really want to ? Can you resist ? You might not like what you hear, you've been warned. Oh, go ahead give it a push and satisfy your curiosity. LOL : )
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Oh no, a piece of satellite just landed on ___________!
My satellite dish. It could have landed on my neighbor's ... but noooooo , it had to hit mine. : )
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Who feels GOOD, tonight? I DO!
I guess this means the first round is on you ??
I'm very happy for you, I like it when things work out for the little guy. Good for you !! : )
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What do you use your less dominant hand for?
Holding the other utensil.
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Is anyone else seeing comments disappear on a regular basis? I usually post a single full stop and they re appear.
Yes, I've noticed this happening again lately. I've had a couple of comments disappear today, same thing with "likes" too.
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Would you like to share a Hidden Secret with your Friends? If no why not?
Whoa, that was close !! (you almost tricked me) Well if I did share one ... then it wouldn't be "Hidden" or a "Secret" now, would it ?? : )
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OK,Now ?
I just looked out my window and saw this....
What can you make of it ???
Silly Sasquatch !! Doesn't realize it's supposed to ride the bike, not run along beside it. I sure hope that bike has a bell on it. : )
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People are great collectors of all sorts of things (coins, stamps, guns, etc.) ...
Dentures.
... the dog that he is !! : )
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Will you please get your ______ off of me?
... smelly feet ...
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Are there mistakes that are much too fun to only make once?
Yes, and it usually gets my face slapped. : )
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What do you know about Russia?
Big country, politically screwed, and very good vodka.
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Have you been permanently suspended from yahoo answers?
No, I've never had or wanted anything to do with it. I've seen a lot of people complain about them, so I've had no incentive to check them out.
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Will you PLEASE wash your___________________?
.. Socks ? They stink so bad they're making the dog puke. : )
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Guns or butter?
It depends on whether I'm hunting or making sandwiches. : )
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Have you ever felt like just giving up and throwing in the dish towel
Yes, usually after I've made Thanksgiving dinner for everyone and nobody wants to help with doing the dishes. ; )
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I have become very good friends with 2 people(so I thought) and just figured out they are the same person. Has this happened to you?
This place is a mixed bag made up of all sorts of people, some good and some not. To answer your question, yes I have discovered some people that I thought of as good, who turned out to hold multiple accounts so they could exercise alter egos and be very nasty. I don't understand what pleasure they get from it and it is surprising just how clever some of these weirdos can be at disguising...
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What do you always keep with you when you go? (go anywhere)
Sense of humor, you never know when it might come in handy. : )
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What would it take for you to turn to the dark side ?
Gimme a light saber, a cool cape, and I'm gone. : )
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Do You use the same amount of toothpaste as shown on commercials? OR shaving cream? If so,Why?
No, that would just be a waste. They would like you to use more and then buy more often, but I don't go for "sucker" advertising.
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Were you just singing or is there a cat in terrible pain where you're at?
I was just humming a tune, but then I realized that two Toms are having a scrap in the driveway. Did you really hear all that from way up there ?? Girl, you've got GOOD ears !! ; )
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What is your opinion on this prank senior fighter fighters played on the station rookies ?
I'm not impressed and fail to see what beneficial training was gained by this exercise/prank. : (
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ok...........SO.........how many MdDonalds glasses have you collected?
That's easy, none. I don't go to the golden arches, not even if I was dying of hunger.
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When do you use your Jake brake?
When going down a hill on dry road. Use it to help hold you back instead of just using your brakes .. which will over heat and catch on fire if you're not careful. Especially when traveling down a mountain. It has it's limitations, so be careful not to use it at extremely high or low engine RPM, you will cause engine damage. Never use it on slippery (icy or snow packed) road surface, or it will...
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What would you do? A lady down the street spent time picking my brain on replacing her roof. Ask her for a favor, she totally ignored me.
I'd go pee in her flowerbed. : )
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