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Answer to I found out last April that my husband of 28 years had been having an affair with a 43 year old girl, I am 57 and he is 59. It's been about a year now, and he still won't talk to me about it. I need his answers, How can I get him to talk? Im still hurtin

Fri, 18 Jul 2008 15:10:24 -0700

I found out last April that my husband of 28 years had been having an affair with a 43 year old girl, I am 57 and he is 59. It's been about a year now, and he still won't talk to me about it. I need his answers, How can I get him to talk? Im still hurtin

You have to get him drunk and ask him. That's how I found out mom my doesn't love me...

Answer to Have you ever been to Corvallis, Oregon?

Fri, 18 Jul 2008 15:06:38 -0700

Have you ever been to Corvallis, Oregon?

The goddamn cops there suck! I was shite drunk out in public trying to solicit passerby women for lewd sex acts and they threw me in the drunk tank. Then when they let me out, I get picked up AGAIN for peeing on a drive though squak box. Ridiculous. I'm never going there again. Mostly...

Answer to What is the best way to give a guy oral? I mean knees shaking, heart pounding;

Fri, 18 Jul 2008 15:00:46 -0700

What is the best way to give a guy oral? I mean knees shaking, heart pounding;

What you ladies need to do is bite it real hard, and when he complains just tell him you're cheating on him with a black man. Then go get some ice cream, but don't invite him, cause that's your time.

Answer to I am fourteen and have never had a girlfriend in my life. Is this okay?

Fri, 18 Jul 2008 14:56:07 -0700

I am fourteen and have never had a girlfriend in my life. Is this okay?

You need to get out and get some quick, before these chicks become illegal. You're young and can pretty talk you way into any naive girls pants you want, but you have to put it all on the line yo. Enjoy it, soon these girls will grow up and start respecting themselves and do outrageous...

Answer to What is a good website to go to? I want to fix my brakes on my truck myself and i need a picture to look at.

Fri, 18 Jul 2008 14:50:52 -0700

What is a good website to go to? I want to fix my brakes on my truck myself and i need a picture to look at.

I hear www.lemonparty.org is good for that kind of thing. Depending on the model of course.

Answer to How easily are you aroused?

Fri, 18 Jul 2008 14:48:32 -0700

How easily are you aroused?

Usually I need to have my friends get in a circle around me and start saying things like, "You're really bad at Dance Dance Revolution" (which of course in entirely untrue.) Then they take a cat and force it to eat, like, a whole pizza, crust included. Here's where it gets...

Answer to What is the origin of the golf term "Fore!"?

Fri, 18 Jul 2008 14:31:41 -0700

What is the origin of the golf term "Fore!"?

The term was actually coined by albino rapper Marky Mark, who, before playing a round of golf would get intoxicated and run through the course naked. Bystanders would hear him exclaim, "Fore?!?" as he ran passed them due to the fact that he had an extremely risky surgery to enhance his...