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Display name: bonerstar1
Gender: male
Location: Portland OR USA
Website: www.manbabies.com
Date joined: July 18th, 2008
Last seen: July 21st, 2008
About me: Born of llama and mortal man, Mr. Jeweener emerged from a research facility somewhere near Nelson, BC in the summer of 1943. Originally designed as a sex robot, he was also equipped with advanced healing factors, heat vision, and super strength. As WW2 worsened Hughe was recruited by the American government to fight against the Nazi campaign in Europe, but totally got lost on the way and ended up in what he thought to be modern day Iran. Assuming odd jobs under the name Mr. Pilkington and BJ Busy Bottoms, the unbequeathed erect gentlemen earned modest wages scavaging under the clever guise - a riverboat gambler! In an attempt to sleep in the VIP suites, he befriended Commander Borthwick, dastardly mariner of the seven seas (as well as 5 or 6 small rivers.) Fully manned as a duo of sexiness and w/ the seas to their backs and nayly a penny of pence to their name they spent several booze soaked years frolicking for the barren hillsides for elder-berries and eventually navigated the I-5 north until one fine day they happened upon a quiet town beside a river. The seemingly queer unit instantly fell in love with the many bridges and wonderful bowling alleys Portland had to offer. Old or young, man or woman, fat and ugly -no hole is too big or small to be safe from: Dr. Hughe Jeweener ... When the lights are off.

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